Sorry For The Delay | EP.97 | Bites, Merch & Gilmore
Cop The Drops
Chapters
00:00 Introduction & What's In Our Cups
07:12 Reviewing Happy Gilmore 2
14:19 Housekeeping & New Fall Merch Out Now!
18:30 The Introduction of 'Flumbuzle'
19:45 Chat With Us Topics
20:46 Exploring the Seattle Bite Festival
30:58 Transition to Cloud Seeding
36:22 The Haunting Season Begins
37:13 A.I Song For The Week "October Come's Alive"
40:26 Haunt's Start Now
41:00 Fantastic 4 Short Review
41:31 Spooky Season Starts Now!
42:33 Evolutionary Loops
49:00 YouTube's Policy on Faceless Channels
53:38 Fun Finds & Closing Thoughts
Sound Bites
"If you're living under a rock, supposedly there was supposed to be a tsunami that was gonna come through here that could have fucked some shit up, but we survived it."
"Joshua, we can start however you want as you're the one who says we have no structure."
"This is so hard to do. And so, they're so slippery. They're so slippery."
"Sean's a connoisseur of drink, he really gets into all this shit. I'm just trying to sip."
"That thing looks fucking, like got left behind on a fucking school bus. You know what I mean? That shit looks sad as fuck."
"I think Sean missed his calling like being a bartender or something."
"9.2 on an Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore 2 movie. That's ridiculous."
"For rating out of 10, I would give it probably like a 9.2. It's not perfect. I mean, it's goofy."
"God damn. A 9.2. You're giving this movie a 9.2? What is your peak cinema? What's a 10 to you as far as cinema goes?"
"Seed the motherfucking goddamn skies, baby. Seed them up, seed them up, put whatever you don't fuck it."
"I did enjoy the new Happy Gilmore. I thought they were going to fuck it up."
"So, you are saying that Happy Gilmore 2 is almost equivalent to a Guardians of the Galaxy for you?"
"Put mercury up there. don't give a shit. Fucking feed the fish. Fucking whatever you want."
"Nah, fuck it. We're here for a short time, not a long time. Do whatever you want to the fucking clouds."
"Hey buddy, come to my casting couch for a second right here. Take your feet up, kick your feet up right there on that black leather couch."
"I think meaning is important. I think is what it is."
"I think what it comes down to is I just think deeply sometimes and it's kind of annoying."
Transcript
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (00:30.67)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. This is episode 97, Joshua. Like, spoiled it, spoil alert. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. Joshua, just like every week, how are you doing this week?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (00:52.146)
Well, I want to start off by saying I'm feeling great because I'm still alive. The tsunami that's probably old news by now did not destroy the coast. So yeah. If you're living under a rock, if you're living under a rock, supposedly there was supposed to be a tsunami that was gonna come through here that could have fucked some shit up, but we survived it. So I'm doing good. And I also came off of, excuse me.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (00:58.264)
Mmm, you're holding the throat.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:04.744)
okay. Wonderful. Wonderful. I'm glad you're still alive.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (01:20.636)
I also came up with a weekend watching the new Happy Gilmore.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:24.424)
Joshua, I watched the new Happy Gilmore as well.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (01:28.354)
And should we get into the, mean, what we think about the, I mean, could we start that way? I mean, I, I mean, I, I don't know. Yeah. Yeah. We don't, we don't. Okay. Let's, yeah, let's have a drink first. Now you want to, would you like to kick off your drink this time? Or I mean,
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:34.338)
Joshua, we can start however you want as you're the one who says we have no structure. But I would like to have a drink before we do that.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:45.326)
okay. Let's fucking let's change up the whole format here. yeah I'll fucking I'll show you what I got in my cup because it's kind of funny buddy It's kind of funny. So, you know that I like to drink ciders and I've been drinking a lot of ciders recently But the one in particular that I drink a lot Well off-camera and sometimes on camera is the tropic cider, correct? Joshua. I had this one like a few weeks ago So I'll show you that one, but this is not where it gets weird. So here it is This is the incline tropic cider, right?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (01:48.41)
Why not? Yeah, what shotgun is good today?
Ahem.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (02:05.158)
Yes, yes. Tell the truth.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (02:13.378)
Very, very common. You've seen this before, but Joshua, I went to the store and I did not see incline tropic cider. What I saw in its place was this, Joshua. This is now Imperial Pog. Same exact, same exact logo, same exact coloring on can here. I'll show you a side by side here because why not? Logos and logos. Here you go. So
There you go, two identical cans, the Tropix and Imperial Pog. I just, bought it and I was like, I'm going to try both and see if there's a difference. I could have a rare can of the last Tropix as they entitled it. So who knows? So I'm going to open both of them. So give me, give me a second here. I only got two hands. You know, I don't have anybody in the background. Maybe, yeah, in the, in the cider world. All right. So I'm going to try both. All right. So here we go.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (03:03.388)
Would that be like a chase in the Funko kind of domain? It's like a chase.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (03:12.334)
This is so hard to do. And so they're so slippery. They're so slippery. OK, so this is the this is the I'll try the tropics first, because that's the one I love. So tropics. we go.
Yeah, as I remembered it, pretty much anything that reminds you of guava and passion fruit. And now the, the, they call the Imperial Pog. Uh, let's go ahead and set that. Here we go. Curious. It smells. Oh, it smells different. It smells different. Hang on. Oh, oh, it smells real different. Okay. So the, the Imperial Pog smells more like passion fruit. The, the tropics.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (03:39.688)
Sean's a connoisseur of drink, He really gets into all this shit. I'm just trying to sip.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (03:54.016)
smells more of cider, like just apples. All right, so I'm gonna take a sip of the Pog one.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (04:05.174)
Okay, it's different. It's subtle, but it's different. You get more of the passion fruit and guava. You get more of that. You get more passion and guava in this one, in the Pog than you do on the actual tropics.
Yeah, tropics is more, tropics is more hard cidery. So, all right, let's go. Here we go. I'm gonna mix them both together now because my cup can fit both. Sorry, everybody. And I'll let you know, I'll let you know what it tastes.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (04:36.477)
And I really do think Sean missed his calling like like being a bartender or something Yeah I do I do think you missed your calling buddy But it's funny because we didn't plan this but Sean you're not the only one that gets a double fist on this sunset the sunset pod that we're doing today because
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (04:42.433)
maybe. Hey, I'm still young. The night is still young, too. Let's see. I'm trying both. at listen to it.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (04:54.114)
Whoa, that's good. That's good, by the way. Yeah, you double fisting, baby?
on Zippered.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (05:02.468)
It's not quite a night. I mean, maybe it is a night but I don't know but got two drinks as well I can't remember if I've already had the cali squeeze Raspberry lime on cam, but if I haven't or I have did I drink that last? I don't know but that's what's in my cup and I'm also going to try a little bit of the Cali squeeze peach pomegranate For y'all this evening or this morning depending on when you're listening to us
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (05:09.24)
Nice.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (05:15.778)
I don't
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (05:27.534)
ooooh okay fuckin buss it baby buss it
Joshua “Bone Collector” (05:32.392)
Alright, so we're gonna try the peach first. Bottoms up everybody, peach pomegranate.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (05:34.894)
Mmm. Petrific.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (05:40.206)
That's an interesting choice of flavors. I'm curious. Here we go.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (05:45.384)
Alright, I'm just gonna be, I'm gonna be honest. I'm not a big peach fan. But I do love pomegranate and I don't think that they pair these very well together to be, I'm just being honest and transparent. Y'all can try it for yourself, go out and buy a case or, you know, pick it up or if I can order at the bar. But I'm not giving the peach pomegranate a, you know, a five star. But I will finish it because I don't like, I'll call it, I'm going to finish it, so.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (06:09.762)
Oof, that's tough.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (06:15.17)
Did you say, I'm not, I'm going to finish it because I don't like alcohol. So you just said,
Joshua “Bone Collector” (06:17.096)
I don't like alcohol abuse. Yeah, I mean I can't I What I'm saying is I'm not gonna dump it down the fucking drain is what I'm going to say I'm going to drink it even though I'm not in love with it. Okay, so that is my take on the peach Kelly squeeze for y'all and Now we're gonna move on to the Kelly squeeze raspberry a lime
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (06:24.512)
Ehehehehe
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (06:42.03)
I'm interested in this one too. The lime one I don't know how it's gonna play out. So let's see.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (06:47.356)
So I'm a big fan of both of these flavors, so I might be a little biased. I love raspberry, I love lime, and honestly, this is way fucking better than the peach and pomegranate. So there you go, everybody. If you haven't had any of these, they have a variety pack out there. I got this one at Costco. So hopefully you can pick up a variety pack because I think they're worth it. You can try them all and find out what you like. But there you go, buddy. That is the two what's in my cups right there, man. That's what I got.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (06:50.83)
Okay.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (06:57.454)
Well there you go.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (07:13.454)
Nice my dude. Cheers my dude, cheers. And just for the record, I actually prefer the Imperial Pog going forward. I mean, so I'm okay with this change. So there's that. Cheers to everybody watching and everybody listening. We do really appreciate that shit. Joshua, how about we talk about Happy Gilmore 2 to start things off instead of heading right to the chat with this section because I am going on record or I've gone on record and saying that a certain someone by the name of
Joshua “Bone Collector” (07:16.773)
Cheers.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (07:25.352)
Okay. Yeah. Thank you.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (07:34.184)
Mm.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (07:43.284)
Adam Sandler was washed and I got a lot of flack for it. lot of criticisms. But I might be justified in my actions, buddy. I might be a little justified. I'm going have you go first because I know you're you're all about the Sandler man.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (07:54.854)
You think so? You think so? I mean, do you want me to go first? Like, okay. Yeah, well, I'm not just a Sandler man. I'm also a fan of golf. I think I love golf as much as you love drinking. So we kind of have, you know, two passions. What I'm saying is you got a passion for the drink and I got a passion for the, the, the, golf clubs, the game golf, but
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (08:11.756)
What are you saying? What are you saying?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (08:23.352)
love this, man.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (08:23.768)
With that said, I did enjoy the new Happy Gilmer. I thought they were going to fuck it up. I think we did an episode where we talked about new movies coming out and I really did think that they were going to mess that that movie up. But I think they did it justice because they also bring it. They brought in professional golfers. They put a spin on the on the whole game of golf, which is what they're doing right now anyways with that live live golf. It's they're putting music in there.
Putting fucking like cheerleaders and shit if you don't know much about golf you have no idea what I'm talking about But normally the game of golf is fucking boring like everybody's got to be quiet everybody if you even lay a fart people look at you weird like it's this fucking thing like it's just yeah, it's it's it's kind of this uppity kind of sport it but What I'm getting at is the way they did this movie is they kind of introduced like what what live golf is trying to do is they're just trying to put like music in it and make it more lively like a concert and just
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (08:53.912)
the fuck nope no whatsoever
Joshua “Bone Collector” (09:21.074)
bring like some more spirit to it. But overall, I think with with all the actors they brought in and the way they did, I think I think it was still fun. mean, you can't remake the original. Obviously, everybody's much older. But I think that I think they did a good fucking job. I thought it was fun. I don't know what else to say other than I would go and watch it if you
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (09:40.226)
or dead?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (09:48.707)
Okay.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (09:50.246)
know who happy Gilmore is. Watch it if you don't know who he is go still go watch it. It's just a fun movie.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (09:56.832)
Alright. Two thumbs up. What'd you give it out of ten? What's your rating? What's your rating out of ten?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (09:57.608)
I give it two thumbs up for fun, for fun. Yeah. For rating out of 10, I would give it probably like a 9.2. It's not perfect. I mean, it's goofy. I mean, it's goofy, man. It's a goofy.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (10:07.502)
God damn. A 9.2. You're giving this movie a 9.2? What is your peak cinema? What's a 10 to you as far as cinema goes?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (10:14.033)
It's
Joshua “Bone Collector” (10:18.032)
It probably has to do with like a maybe like a Guardians of the Galaxy more Marvel more You know more kind of Batman more
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (10:24.768)
So you are saying that Happy Gilmore 2 is almost equivalent to a Guardians of the Galaxy for you?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (10:32.585)
No, in its own genre it is.
Like as a whole spectrum, if I'm putting movies as a whole, like I didn't know that's what I was judging it off of. I didn't know I was like, like, cause.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (10:43.093)
Mm-hmm.
Usually when someone asks for a rating like that, it's usually based off of all movies, not just its genre.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (10:50.992)
Okay, okay. Well, I'm basing it off of comedies. Out of comedies, I'm just thinking it's pretty funny and it's kind of up there. So I think it's fun. I think it's I don't...
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (10:58.624)
A nine though. You think that's peak comedy? You think that movie was peak comedy?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (11:04.456)
Well, I guess I'm awesome. I mean, yeah, I think it's fun, dude. What the fuck? Can I not say it's fucking fun? Can I not? Can I not fucking say?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (11:11.54)
Listen, I'm just I'm just saying that your rankings are fucking out of that of left field here All right 9.2 on an Adam Sandler Happy Gilmore 2 movie. That's that's ridiculous I'm not saying you can't enjoy it. I'm Listen, I'm not giving it a 9. I'll just tell you straight up I'm giving us I'm giving it a 6 a 6 out of 10 on the scale of movies. It was enjoyable. It was passable
Joshua “Bone Collector” (11:16.584)
Let me enjoy
Joshua “Bone Collector” (11:23.624)
Let me enjoy. Let me enjoy my fucking- really is it that shitty?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (11:32.176)
Okay, okay. That's fine. It's fine. Okay?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (11:40.406)
Right? Adam Sandler plays a one note character in that goddamn movie. And that's it. That's all you can ask for. Because he plays another one note character in Happy Gilmore in the original. Right? There's no there's no evolution of this character. I did. I will say. I did like him being an alcoholic because I felt like that was true to his actual personality. So with that being said, that still holds my six out of ten. You know, it's definitely enjoyable.
And for one, you brought up the golfers, the whole they brought in golfers or whatever. I had no fucking idea who those people were. I thought they were just like extras. I was like, who are these people? I don't know any of these people. And so that kind of took me out of the movie. And it's like you kind of you. Yes, to your point, if you don't know golf or you don't watch golf or whatever, then you're not familiar with any of this shit. And I'm sure to you, when you saw those golfers, you were like, shit, that's I don't know. Yeah.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (12:12.519)
Yes.
Of course. Of course. Of course.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (12:35.154)
I knew every one of them. I knew I was golf nerd when I was like, that's so and so. That's Ricky Fowler. That's John Daly. That's Shofley. That's DeChambeau. Like I'm rambling off names of people.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (12:39.502)
Mm hmm. Yeah, yeah, there you go. Yeah, that that that that whole scene, that whole scene was for you specifically, just for you, because everybody else was like, who are these people? So I thought it was enjoyable. It's you. You definitely can watch it. It ain't no nine point two, but it is definitely worth the watch. And I know I'm giving Adam Sandler a lot of criticism right now.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (12:56.264)
True. Good point. I'm biased. Whatever.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (13:07.548)
Yes, yes.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (13:08.376)
but I will say that I did enjoy the movie more than I expected to enjoy the movie. So take that for what you will. Just two dudes on the internet, you know?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (13:18.246)
Yeah, I think it's very and it's totally different perspectives. Like I love golf. Like I said, I'm kind of a nut. You know, if he sat there and drink all day, you'd probably give it a nine just because you like to drink. So I mean, if you know what I'm saying, like
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (13:27.606)
I mean he did drink all day and I still gave it a six. I don't know what you're talking about. He drank all throughout that movie and I still gave it a six.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (13:32.668)
But if he was a bartender, if he did something that was more relatable to you, you probably rated higher. Let's be honest. No. Okay. All right.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (13:38.496)
No, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't because again, one note character in that movie. There was no. There was no change in character. What did we learn from that? Nothing. We learned that he can still play golf. You know, there was no arc for him.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (13:51.72)
It's true. Well, you couldn't play golf in the beginning.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (13:57.43)
Okay, whatever. Sure. Ten minutes in.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (13:58.408)
There we go. That is our take on fucking Happy Gilmore. So watch it or don't. I don't know. Put it in the comments. Maybe you fucking. I think rating it out of 10 is too fucking high. Who rates things out of 10? It should be like a 5.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (14:10.066)
Everybody you want to rate it out of five. What are you gonna give it a five knowing your rating system? So out of five apparent yeah bullshit. Yeah, get the fuck out of here with that shit Yeah, damn it. There you go. Mia if you have to cut all that cut all that
Joshua “Bone Collector” (14:13.288)
I'll give it a three. I'll give it a three.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (14:23.334)
do good with numbers. Yeah, we're with numbers, Shit. Yeah, buddy.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (14:29.454)
All right. Let's move on. Let's get on over to the housekeeping corner for just a second, but before we move to the the chat with this section, Mia, thank you for the transition. Appreciate that. You're awesome. Hey, housekeeping corner, everybody. I don't know if you noticed, but you can no longer get the summer collection. It is gone. It is gone. So until next year, where maybe we'll put out the same shirts or maybe we won't. Depends on how extra I feel. So.
If you missed it, sorry, tune in to next year's. But with that being said, the fall collection is out and available now. As soon as this episode drops or the by the time you're hearing this, it's already out. So congratulations, Joshua. We're doing things a little different this time, so we're going three months, three months with this drop. And here's what's going to happen for this month of August. We're going to release two shirts and I will show them to you soon.
In September, we're going to drop another two shirts. And then in October, we're going to drop another two shirts. So we're going to do a total of six shirts for the fall collection. Now, granted, they might not all be shirts. Kind of working on some sweater designs as well. So we'll just go from there. But just a real quick preview, because I have it up on here, Joshua, I'm going to share my screen with you. And then for those of you listening, just feel free to head on over. Sorry for the late out live and check out this episode in its entirety.
as long as as well as a little transcript and shit that you can read on there. But Joshua, I'll go ahead and share my screen with you and the people watching so you can kind of see here what we're working with. So this is the first shirt that we're going to be releasing for the fall collection. So this is nine lives, no schedules. So this is a beautiful black cat, screaming little face here with a beautiful symmetric.
backdrop with two bats and a moon and some little stars right there. Joshua, how do you feel about this one?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (16:30.588)
I love that cat. I love that cat. Just the eyes. think the eyes and the logo on the mouth. It's silly. It's fun. It's fun. I think it brings in the season well. I like it.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (16:38.606)
I thought the same thing, buddy. Yeah. And then this will be the second drop that we have. So both of these are available now. You can get them whenever you want, really. But this is the second one here. This is sorry. Here it is right here. This one's called Howl now apologize never. And this is the werewolf design that we have here. He's a howling werewolf screaming up to the crescent moon.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (16:52.552)
Hmm.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (17:08.334)
Jasper, how do you feel about this one?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (17:11.09)
That's I, you know, can I break this? Can I read this higher than, can I read this? No, I, I love this one too. Actually how now apologize later. And I like how there's a little story. We always put stories with the shirts too.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (17:15.392)
You may rate these, Joshua, please.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (17:26.136)
Yeah, always stories with the shirts. But both these shirts are available now on sorry for the lady dot live slash merch and go ahead and pick them up. So enjoy that. Took me a while to make them. So hopefully you guys enjoy them as much as I do. And then we will have another two drops in the month of September and another two drops in the month of October. I'll remind you that. But Joshua, other than that, there's one last thing I have for housekeeping. And that is to say that we are finally available on all platforms where you get all your
audio podcasts. Before this, we were just on Spotify and YouTube, but now we are available on iTunes. We're available on iHeartRadio. Basically everywhere you can get podcasts. We are there now, so we will be stalking you as you listen through your podcast life. So there's that, buddy. I think that was all I had. I do have two new words for the algorithm real quick. The first word I have is Penny.
And the second word I have, shoot, I lost my second word. It was penny, hang on. Yeah, penny, like in the coin, penny and seagull. We haven't said the word seagull yet. So penny and seagull. Do not let the seagull eat your pennies. So. you got a word? I'm ready. Give me a word, buddy. Give me a word.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (18:30.44)
Did you say penny? penny? Okay, penny. Got it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (18:41.736)
I got a word too. If you're interested. Yeah. Okay. All right. You know, I use this one on the regular. my word to add to our dictionary is flum.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (18:58.24)
Excuse me?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (18:59.132)
Flum Buzzel.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (19:01.358)
Flum. Buzzel.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (19:03.08)
Mm-hmm. Do you want to know the definition of flumbuzle?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (19:05.143)
Okay, I would like for you to use it in a sentence.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (19:08.584)
Flumbuzle. It's the feeling of being overwhelmed by glitter.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (19:17.07)
What?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (19:20.722)
feeling flumbuzzled right now.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (19:22.254)
my gosh. Okay. Yeah, I don't know whenever I would ever use that in a sentence to be honest with you. Like that's probably not gonna happen.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (19:30.054)
Maybe at a party, know, bunch of glitter at a party. know, might be flumbuzzled at some point.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (19:34.636)
I won't remember the word if I'm covered in glitter at a party. Flumbuzzled. Flumbuzzled. Flumbuzzled. Flumbuzzled. It just rolls off the tongue, really.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (19:39.624)
Thumbuzle.
No.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (19:50.824)
Bye!
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (19:54.062)
All right, buddy. Thank you. Thank you for that word. I appreciate it. That is all I have for the housekeeping corner, everybody. If I think of anything else, I know we'll talk about it next week. Joshua, let's move on, buddy. Let's hit to the chat with this section. Let's get the topics for the week. I know there are a lot of them. We might not hit all of them, which is unfortunate. It happens, everybody. It happens. Yeah.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (20:08.648)
Probably won't it's okay though. It's Already deep into it. Yeah, buddy. Now would you like that to ramble them off as we normally do?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (20:22.966)
Sure, yeah, let's go ahead and give everybody the topics for the week. They are as followed everybody. Number one, a byte to remember. Number two, cloud seeding.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (20:34.44)
Mm hmm. Spread my seed all over those clouds.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (20:38.798)
number three haunts start now okay number four ancient evolutionary loop that's sounds interesting as fuck and then the last one is something called show your face so bite to remember
Joshua “Bone Collector” (20:44.048)
Okay.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (20:47.964)
Dun dun dun.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (20:57.796)
Okay All right bite to remember Sean I think this is one of your topics here to tickle the audience for a second
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (21:04.993)
This is one of my topics to entertain and to pleasure. Joshua, this last weekend, I had the opportunity to go to the Seattle Bite Festival again for the fourth year in a row. And I have some video footage I would like to share with you and the people. So we're just gonna kind of cut this stuff in for everybody else. Joshua, we will watch this stuff together and we'll go ahead and comment on this. But here we go, buddy.
Let me share my screen with you and with the people watching and listening. Yeah, so I went to the bite festival. And so what the bite festival is, is it's a food festival that is located in downtown Seattle. Well, space needle adjacent in Seattle. And it's basically a food festival with a bunch of different food trucks and stuff. So I kind of wanted to show you some of the stuff that I ate and, you know, just kind of stuff like that. I will be putting together a short little video about it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (21:36.122)
So bite festival, so it's like a food truck thing
Joshua “Bone Collector” (21:55.176)
the fuck is that?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (22:03.938)
I took a bunch of footage. this is just the food. That's what we're really going to talk about here. So this first thing I have for you Joshua is this beautiful monstrosity here. Do know what these are buddy?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (22:14.61)
They look like bones and that looks like marrow and mushrooms and maybe some sourdough bread.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (22:17.538)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (22:22.486)
yeah, yeah. So this is bone marrow. It's a, it was a mushroom, something mushroom garlic, bone marrow that they did. And then the bread is just a white bread. there's also some colts law down there that you really can't see, but it's down there and, Joshua, this was amazing. This was probably one of the best things I had at the festival. It was sure. Yeah.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (22:46.682)
Okay, I just gotta pause you real quick. I'm one of those people that eats with my eyes and if I have to eat with my eyes open looking at that, I just think that looks like dog shit.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (22:56.566)
Okay, well, you're not wrong. Visually, it's not appealing.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (22:59.132)
I yeah, it's not, it's not plated, you know, very elegantly. Sure tastes good.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (23:05.077)
Well, this is also a food festival to just there's no plates here. This is there's no cutlery. This is you tense plastic utensils and Well, it's fucking delicious it's like buttery beef flavoring it's Wonderful highly recommend this was phenomenal This next thing I'm about to show you Joshua this this next thing was not as phenomenal but it looks visually
Joshua “Bone Collector” (23:08.104)
Okay.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (23:12.092)
I've never had bowed arrow either. I've never had it either. Just started out there.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (23:34.23)
a lot better if you were to take the visual component for it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (23:38.504)
What the hell's that?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (23:40.056)
So here it is. know it's kind of sideways there, buddy, but there you go. You can see it from that one.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (23:44.762)
It's like a lobster? What is that?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (23:47.084)
So this is a lobster noodle dish that we got, which was essentially chili oil noodles and some lobster. This one was not good. Visually, visually, it looks wonderful. It looks amazing. Beautiful. Five out of five visually. Food wise, not so much food wise. It was well, the lobster was super dry and tasteless.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (23:57.704)
Hmm.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (24:07.474)
Okay.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (24:17.112)
The noodles were the only saving grace in the situation. Those actually were cooked to perfection with the flavoring being chef's kiss. Phenomenal. But yeah, everything, if you put them together, it does not bode well. So I give this one a three. All of these dishes that I'm showing you were anywhere from $18 to $27 with the one that I'll show you at the very end over here. So it varied in between and I have.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (24:31.804)
How much was that by the way? How much was that?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (24:46.306)
the prices and stuff listed on there, but I don't know. I'll move on here, buddy. It did look better. It definitely looked better, but it was not better. So this is the other set of food that I had on this beautiful trip. Oops. Sorry. So first off, we have this beautiful open faced lobster roll.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (24:50.664)
Okay, all right. You're right, that one did look better. I mean, that one did look better.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (25:03.996)
Holy shit.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (25:14.7)
So there's basically lobster meat, some aioli sauce of some sort, and then some lettuce and fixings and some fries, beautiful fries. The next thing on this little list were some dumplings, just a variety of different soup dumplings. and then the last thing that I had on this little journey here was a shrimp po' boy, which is basically just shrimp and sandwiches. So this, so this
Joshua “Bone Collector” (25:39.624)
That sad. looks sad. That's another sad like, oh man, that does look like a poor boy. That's for sure. That thing looks fucking, like got left behind on a fucking school bus. You know what I mean? That shit looks sad as fuck.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (25:47.712)
It was. So the thing with the po boy is that this is what they had for their sample. So the bite of Seattle festival specializes in small bites as well as like larger portions. So the bone marrow and the lobster noodle that you saw were all large portions. This po boy that's in this shot right now is what they called a sample portion or a Seattle bite.
So this is why it looks at, because it's basically a quarter of what it is and you also pay a quarter of the price. This po' boy was only $5. So yeah, yeah. But going back, so the dumplings didn't care for, they were okay. They kind of just taste like mashed up protein. So not worth the hype. The big old open face lobster sandwich that we got here, this was good.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (26:25.48)
It's $5.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (26:46.178)
The only problem was that there was, it tasted more like a shrimp rather than lobster. So there's that. But other than that, the flavoring was good. Seasonings were good. The fries are actually kind of the best part on that one because they're fries. They're delicious. And then the po boy, the po boys from a place called Luke's and I'm a huge fan of Luke's and they did this right. It was delicious. They're the seasoning on the po boy and the shrimp was fucking.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (26:53.768)
Okay.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (27:15.47)
out of this world. Like there's something about the way that they make their seafood that you just can't beat. So although it looks sad. It was exquisite, buddy, ex fucking squizz it so highly recommend. We also got this beautiful drink here. I filmed it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (27:26.44)
Right on. Yeah.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (27:33.948)
All now we're talking. Now we're getting somewhere. Moving the needle with this one.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (27:37.388)
So this was a moving a needle here. This was fuck. What was it? Jamaica and Tamarind. I think it was basically the stuff that they make Mexican candies out of. That was basically what this drink was. And it tasted exactly like the chili Mexican candy. So it was pretty good. And for those of you who don't believe me, I did try it. But here it is in video form. Visually.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (27:55.976)
looks refreshing too. That looks really good.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (28:05.222)
Yeah, that that looks yeah, I'd put my mouth on that. Easily. I don't even take the blindfold off. Look at that right there.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (28:08.034)
visually very very appealing
Yeah, it was, it was pretty, pretty okay. Just put it that way. and then this is the other thing that we got, buddy. This is the last thing that we got here at this food festival. We tried a fuck ton of food. was insane. The amount of food, but these are six different oysters. fuck me. Sorry, everybody. I just closed that screen. Didn't mean to my bad. Everybody. but yeah, six different oysters, all different flavors.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (28:20.712)
And I'm pretty okay.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (28:32.584)
What those, What are those things?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (28:39.185)
No, you're
Nuts.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (28:46.19)
I will tell you right now, there was only one flavor that actually tasted good and it was their their Cajun seasoning oyster. It had like all this, like the Cajun crab oil spices. And that was the best one that you could have gotten. Everything else on this fucking visual year was terrible. And I don't say that lightly. It just was not flavored well, you know, and I might be criticizing that too hard, but it is what it is.
The only one that they had good was the Cajun seasoning one. So this was like the $27 one. So and if you don't like oysters, that's a whole nother thing because these oysters, I thought they were cooked pretty damn well. But they some of them were a little bit rubbery because they're rubbery because they were on the grill. They're grilled oysters, so they're kind of overcooked. But. There you go, buddy. I just want to share a few of the bites that I had at the Seattle Bite Festival.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (29:44.776)
Good luck today again. Holy shit.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (29:46.742)
It is a lot to take in and it's also gonna be a lot to edit. So thank you Mia. Thank you for putting that all together.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (29:51.528)
It was nice. I mean, I you know, it's funny because I really do appreciate like food festivals and food truck because it opens you like if you're not used to getting like a variety of food like those are the places you go to to maybe broaden your Your palate and just try some shit Obviously, you're gonna be a little bit more broke after do that because every one of those things fucking cost money but gives you the opportunity to experiment and I guess if I could give any advice go with somebody who will just try everything and
even if you think it's gross. So I'm like a good person to take for something like that. Like I'll eat the food that you won't just so I can try it also. So, but yeah, I, I really do enjoy food festivals and food trucks and that kind of a setup because I think there's way too many McDonald's way to me talk about is way too many, just cookie cutter, just garbage food out there. So it's nice that you've been able to, you were able to go out and check that out.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (30:24.096)
Yep.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (30:42.924)
Yeah, I was very proud of us. We tried a lot of dishes this year and last year we really didn't because there wasn't anything really appealing to us. But this year we actually took the time and studied a little bit more and found a whole bunch of things that we really wanted to try. So proud of us. Did a lot.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (30:56.594)
So how much Pepto did you go through?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (31:00.434)
I only went through two little things of Pepto as recommended. So there's that. man buddy. You want to get to cloud seeding buddy?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (31:03.974)
Okay, yeah, buddy. Yeah, we can move on to class. So cloud seeding is going to be a little bit different of a topic than food. We're going to go down. Yeah, we're going to go down a little bit of a different rabbit hole. And in order to kind of get into cloud seeding, had to do a little bit of research.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (31:17.312)
Now let's switch it up, baby.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (31:26.894)
And if you know anything about me, I'm fucking terrible about trying to read shit off of a screen, especially if I ever been sipping a couple of these and I hardly ever prepare for any of this shit. So there you go, everybody. But hang in there with me. If you don't know anything about cloud seeding, this shit's been going on since like what, like the fifties or whatever. And typically it goes back to government projects about weather altering and just putting shit up into the atmosphere. But.
in today's world, this is something that, they've lifted the veil on. And this is something that is happening across the United States, mainly in places where they're lacking rain or, you know, places where they need water to grow crops. So cloud seeding has kind of been controversial because of the flooding that that's been happening and things like that. So I thought I'd shed a little bit of light on like how cloud seeding actually works.
And then hopefully I don't fuck this up, which I will but cloud seeding in general What they basically do it's a seeding agent like silver iodine or potassium iodine or dry ice and it's dispersed into the clouds and through this the particles act the little nuclear nuclei Act and they mimic the structure of ice crystals, which basically get heavy Turn into water vapor or whatever and then it condenses freezes and turns into
basically fucking rain. So the concern is, is that all this stuff that they're putting the silver iodine and all the stuff they're putting into the atmosphere, is it affecting, is it eventually going to affect us humans or whatever negatively or cause flooding or hurricanes or whatever, or, or, you know, these types of things. So my question is, is now that we've been doing cloud seating for quite some time and it's not a top secret government fucking thing.
Do you think we should be messing around and altering our weather pattern? Do you think we should be dumping this stuff into the atmosphere via airplanes or lasers or all the drones, all the other different ways that they're doing it? Do you think this is a wise thing for humanity to be doing?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (33:42.612)
I mean, it's like the question are, are we, should we play God? You know, is that, is that really what we should be doing? And I think to a certain extent you kind of have to, right? If you want to continue society or continue living on this planet, eventually because we fucked it up so goddamn hard, we're gonna have to find ways to re-alter the what we fucked up, you know, and if we can't
make rain because for whatever reason, you know, environmental issues, fucking cars that go beep beep, you know, then I would rather us try to make clouds. Fuck it. Let's make rain. Let's let's become rain man, you know. So I honestly I'm not going to live long enough to see any of the consequences of this shit. So I don't give a fuck. Seed the motherfucking goddamn skies, baby. Seed them up, seed them up, put whatever you don't fuck it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (34:19.227)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (34:31.474)
shit.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (34:39.928)
Put mercury up there. don't give a shit. Fucking feed the fish. Fucking whatever you want, Yeah, let's do cloud seeding. I don't give a fuck. Do it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (34:41.736)
Jesus Christ.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (34:49.768)
All right. Okay, cool. mean, I don't know. Like I obviously, you know, I have many different views on all this shit, but I kind of feel like if you can do it in an effective way that that is proven to not harm people, you know, through genetic, you know, birth defects and all this other shit, there's ways to do it naturally. And we need more food clearly because people, you know, fucking we have crops and we need to fucking grow shit. So I guess if you can figure out a safe way to do it.
then why not, but I don't know if quite there yet, so it kind of sucks that we have to experiment on ourselves before we can actually do it the right way. But that's science, right?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (35:26.254)
You're a funny man, Joshua. You're a funny man. said, yeah, let's do it if we can do it naturally. Let's do it. The way you do that naturally is you don't fucking do it. You let nature, you let nature take its toll, you know?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (35:33.16)
No, you can't, no!
No, I mean if you put boil if you put water in a fucking in a pot and you boil it it makes fucking steam You know and then naturally water vapor I mean, so there's I think there's ways of doing it without pumping shit into clouds, but we just we haven't gotten there yet We're not you know, kind of dumb still in a way, but I don't
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (35:56.28)
Yeah, I mean, we're putting eye down in clouds to make it rain because you know, it seems.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (36:01.585)
Yeah, so I don't know. I'm kind of like you. We should do it if I think we could figure out a way to do it better, but we're not there.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (36:06.622)
Nah, fuck it. We're here for a short time, not a long time. Do whatever you want to the fucking clouds. Shit, throw me in the clouds. I'll make them cry. Let's fucking get it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (36:14.344)
Yeah, that's part true. There you go. That was my cloud seeding. anybody's curious, you know, if you have comments about cloud seeding, I'm just curious or people forward it off for it, but it's, think it's an interesting topic.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (36:26.702)
can't wait for the short to see whether or not they grill us or they agree with us.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (36:31.584)
I know right there you go all right at haunts there you go okay okay we're not there yet that not there
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (36:33.454)
Man alright, buddy. Let's before we move on to haunts start now Let's fucking get our AI song because it does have to do with haunts starting now And I'll go into more detail after the song But if you guys want to listen to the songs in entirety of the words if you want to listen to this next AI song in its entirety Head on over to sorry for a little laid out live slash AI radio, and you can hear this next banger
because that's what we do on this podcast. sorry, for those of you who are new, we do this thing called AI radio where we play music for you that was made by AI with the assistance of me or Joshua and it fucking rocks. So get used to it because it's not going anywhere. Joshua, this song is called October's Comes Alive. October Comes Alive. my God, can't speak. Here we go, buddy. Enjoy.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (40:06.478)
Alright buddy, there it is. There's your AI song for the week. Once again, if you want to hear that song its entirety, head on over to Starford Delay.live slash AI radio and it'll be right there for you as well as the beautiful new merch in the fall collection. Get all of that. Come watch, come listen, come buy. Joshua, how'd you feel about that shit buddy?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (40:25.448)
I mean, I don't want to be out of place here, but Halloween and the spooky season is still a little bit away. I just don't know for maybe a little early with that song. Maybe we're a little early, but I don't know. I don't know. Some, some, some people spooky season is year round, so.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (40:43.288)
So that's where we come into the topic haunts start now buddy. So you've already got a record saying that you think it's a little too early for haunts buddy. Is that, is that going to be your final stance on it?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (40:55.238)
A little too. I mean, it's always fun to get scared every once in a while. You know, do it all the time when I pulled out my pants, you know, just like, fuck, what's that? But, you know, it is I guess it's sure. Why not? Fuck it. Let's get all fucking scared. Let's get into Halloween right now. Put our costumes on. Fuck.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (41:01.678)
Weird. Go now.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (41:13.346)
So Joshua, I just saw Fantastic Four last weekend. I had a busy weekend last weekend. I went to the Byte Festival, watched Fantastic Four. Just quick review on Fantastic Four. It was okay. Six out of 10. Better than Happy Gilmore, I'll tell you that for sure. So there's that. Yeah, better than Happy Gilmore for sure. But in that movie, there was a, like a fall kind of scene.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (41:26.042)
Yeah, I could have told you that. Just off the previous shit. Really?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (41:38.67)
Where they were like celebrating Halloween and they had like a bunch of like little vintage like stuff going on And I was like, yeah, it's spooky season. It's spooky season. It's August. It's spooky season has started Because I am a big fan of spooky season Joshua knows this and I have decided that once August rolls around It's spooky season. It's no longer summer. It's spooky season and we're gonna start it off right because I'm sick and tired
of having to wait till October and only getting like three, four weeks of spooky season. So August starts my spooky season. That's why it started now. And I'm to do a bunch of spooky themed stuff this week. And well, sorry, I'm going to do spooky stuff this week in personal life on podcast. I'm going to do spooky stuff every week until after October. So there will be a lot of spooky stuff. Yeah. Gear up for some spooky shit. And we might have a we also may have some special guests.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (42:30.322)
So gear up everybody, yeah, yeah, get ready. It's gonna get spooky.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (42:37.038)
ruin it but we will so that's why I was saying spooky season haunts start now buddy so there's that that's all I wanted to bring up on this one there's a quick one real quick one so we can get to your your ancient evolutionary loop if you want because that rules off the fucking tongue
Joshua “Bone Collector” (42:45.192)
That's fun. All right. No, that's good.
Here we go. Yeah. I know, right? Ancient evolutionary loop. That's a good one, right? All right. So I kind of, you know, I was having this thought the other day and typically I have these thoughts when I'm just bullshitting with people and we're just talking and obviously I'm a thinker. I may have a small brain, but it works now and again. Yeah, it does. So I kind of had this thought of us as a species, we're kind of just living.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (42:56.685)
Ha ha.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (43:10.254)
Yes does. I've seen it.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (43:20.24)
and an ancient, we're just living in a loop. And where this comes from is because, mean, I know we're past the, I mean, we know way more about like, we just didn't evolve from apes, right? I get it, I get it. But I'm going to simplify the thing and say basically it's like, we evolved from apes, we basically have gotten smart enough to be smarter than apes, but now we're getting so smart, we're even smarter than ourselves.
Hence AI and all these other things that are being introduced into the world. Right. So now we're, now we're getting to age where we've created things smarter than ourselves. So circling back to now that we've created something that's basically smarter than ourselves. What if eventually what happens? This thing destroys us. And then we basically, the apes that are alive today, re evolve into who we are basically like
We just live in this loop like apes are still here because we eventually humans will kill ourselves off, right? And then they will become the new humans. So they in turn, the apes that are around today are the loop. They continued. We just evolve from ape to human, from ape to human. And this, this secular, this thing, I don't know if I'm explaining it very well.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (44:43.534)
Joshua, I feel like you've talked about this topic for the last four weeks in different ways, in different ways, buddy. You talked about man versus machine, how we're going to get killed by the machine. This is kind of just a knockoff version of that really.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (44:46.97)
I have maybe maybe I have
Joshua “Bone Collector” (44:52.614)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (44:58.524)
I mean, maybe it is. Maybe, I mean, maybe it is. I think, I honestly think that we are in a loop. Evolutionary, we're in an evolutionary loop. We get smart enough to kill ourselves and then we kill ourselves and then we come back. That's why there's always gotta be the thing, the shrew, right? That's why there's always gotta be a shrew because once we go away, the shrew's gotta re-evolve into who we are today. Like we just kinda are in this loop where.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (45:05.995)
I mean...
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (45:09.56)
Come on over, come on over to my... Listen.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (45:24.786)
We die off and we come back and the aliens are looking above us going, that's why we keep the shoe around because we know you idiots are just going to kill all yourselves. And so we need to keep this thing around because eventually you go away anyways.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (45:38.114)
Hey buddy, come to my casting couch for a second right here. Take your feet up, kick your feet up right there on that black leather couch. Hey, have you ever maybe thought that this is all just projection? Like, are you going through a life loop right now and you're trying to click the two things together? You know, are you stuck in a loop? Is that kind of where you're at right now, buddy?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (45:56.04)
I think so.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (45:59.676)
I think meaning is important. I think is what it is. And if we just keep looping through meaning, if we're doing the same thing over and over and over again, and we're never going to like say leave the planet or we're never going to do anything, it's just, I think it's this weird fucking loop, this life loop that we're in. And how do you get out of the loop? Right? I guess is what I'm getting at. How do we evolve past the loop or in? How do we get there?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (46:28.046)
That's a good question. think you need to look inside yourself and ask yourself, how do you escape your loop? You know, I can't answer that for you.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (46:35.432)
I don't think it's just me, I think it's everybody. I don't think it's just a me thing.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (46:37.926)
I don't know. I don't feel like I'm in a loop. I feel like I'm moving in the forward direction.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (46:41.084)
Well, I mean, but you're happy eating fucking shit looking bone out of them, but you're bone marrow guy. Like you're eating that shit. You know what I mean? You're happy with that. Some people think beyond that.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (46:49.908)
I am. What's beyond it?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (46:54.172)
That's what I just said.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (46:57.368)
Death? You just said... You just said death was beyond the loop.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (46:57.96)
I mean, yeah, I don't know the bigger picture the bigger picture I guess is what I'm getting at like how fun is it to think that we are big I mean, yeah, I don't know I just I just think that this is just a loop and it's kind of an interesting thing to be a part of this loop and Where we fall in the loop?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (47:04.344)
What's the bigger picture?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (47:16.952)
Yeah, but you can also think about it this way. You're not going to be around long enough to see the completion of the loop. So why even bother thinking about the loop? Doesn't matter.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (47:22.898)
true because it's a fun it's a it's a thought experiment it's fun to think about why do people take mushrooms
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (47:27.566)
For who? It sounds like it's sounds like it's stressing you out to be a part of this loop.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (47:32.902)
No, it doesn't stress me out. No, it's actually a fun idea. It's a fun idea to be a part of the world that we're in now and just to think like what it actually means. I don't know. I think what it comes down to is I just think deeply sometimes and it's kind of annoying. the thought process I go through to try to get this out gets fucking jumbled up and gets confusing. But that's just how my brain works.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (48:00.782)
So I have a question, one question, one final question on this. When you go, right, when you go, I don't know wherever you think that you're gonna go to, wherever happens to you, but if you go somewhere, right,
Joshua “Bone Collector” (48:11.592)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (48:16.246)
And they tell you that everything that you did here was pointless and meaningless. Like, would that make you upset knowing that all of this was for nothing?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (48:24.248)
No. No, that'd be fine. Because then at least you would know.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (48:30.122)
Okay. All right. So at least you'd have the knowledge. Yeah.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (48:31.42)
Like there's like, like there's no, that's the thing about having a right answer is like, when you have the right answer, it's rewarding. It feels free. It's refreshing. It's when you know what the answer is, it takes weight off of your shoulders, not knowing. And it is kind of like a black hole of thoughts, you know, because then you create your own ideas and you create your own imagination and just not knowing. But it's also fun. I think that's what makes us human. I think having these
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (48:52.354)
Yeah. I see.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (48:59.388)
these thoughts and just being able to imagine and you know, there's people out there that just don't think at all, you know, and that would be a problem if we wouldn't have computers, we wouldn't have internet, we would, we just had people that didn't think. It'd be fucking, we wouldn't have shit. So we need people who think. We need out of the box thinkers.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (49:05.966)
Yeah, very true.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (49:14.99)
very true.
And we also need those people who don't think to show their fucking faces, Joshua. We need them to show their face. Let's get this last topic, buddy. Let's hit five topics this week. Let's fucking do it. What is this show your face topic that you have for us,
Joshua “Bone Collector” (49:20.168)
Yeah.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (49:25.958)
Yeah. shit.
Okay, so show your face. Fucking is kind of a random thing that sort of came up, but not super random. But I'm kind of happy about it because as of what did I pulled it up over here as of July 15th this year, YouTube has changed its policy on faceless channels.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (49:50.559)
What do you mean by that?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (49:51.112)
I don't know if you heard about this. So basically like how me and you are real people and we have faces and we're not AI yet. Yeah. I mean, if your theory is correct, we're not real. Actually we're all projections. yeah. So, so they changed their policy and how they're going to monetize or demonetize or just go through this process of how people like make money off of the internet. And part of it is basically like, if you don't show your self,
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (49:56.142)
We're fucking real people. Holy shit. God damn shit. Exactly. We're a fucking simulation. Everybody's a simulation.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (50:20.684)
or you don't use your voice and all of it's AI or whatever, you're not gonna reap the rewards that you once did because you're basically just using AI to create everything for you and it's no longer genuine or real. It's basically just fake all around. So I just wanted to, do you agree with YouTube changing their policy on faceless channels? All these people that are making so much money off of that, they're just gonna be bummed.
because now they actually have to show their face if they want to continue to make money.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (50:53.198)
So here's the thing. Here's the thing I have about this. Yes, 100 % I am all for that, but here's the big caveat. They are using AI to determine whether or not somebody is AI, you know? I think eventually you're going to get to a point where AI can trick AI and then you're just going to have the same perpetual loop, right? There's too many videos out there.
that are uploaded every day, every second, right? To be monitored by a human influence. So as soon, if not already, people will find a way to get past the AI detection that YouTube has and continue to upload faceless YouTube channels. Whether it be they take us, right? And put us in a little screen on the side, right? Or they get
rendering of a person right and put it on however they want to do it I think we're still gonna get the AI slop that a lot of people hate so I think yes it's great that YouTube is doing this but I don't think that it can be stopped at this point I think the AI slop will continue and I think that they're still probably gonna have to pay out those creators creators in air quotations yeah so
Joshua “Bone Collector” (52:17.607)
Yeah, yeah. I mean, I also bring this up because we do AI music, obviously, and we generate AI images and but with everything that we AI generate, whatever it is, music or images or what have you, cartoons, some point, but it still takes these two guys, human like we are literally still putting our faces on screen and still having fun with this. Whereas people could just
Never show their face, never use their real voice and just continue to make a bunch of money off of it. So I think there's something genuine and actually putting your face on screen, talking about your ideas like we do, sounding confused as I always do. I think there's something genuine in that. And I think if you're afraid to get on screen and you're afraid to talk about it and just have AI do everything for you, you're kind of basic. You're kind of boring. Be confused.
Be original, be stupid like us. Don't fucking write a script for fucking everything. Sure, it's more organized. Sure, it makes more sense. But life doesn't make sense. So have a little fun with fucking everything.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (53:25.494)
I'm with you buddy. I'm with you. I just don't think there's any stopping any stopping it. So those people who think that AI slop is going away, I feel for you. Good luck out there when the future robot overlords, Benju ass backwards and fuck you like you fuck them in their motherboards. So yeah, they never will. Sorry, buddy. All right, my dude.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (53:44.7)
Yeah, I can't go away. mean, I don't think yeah, you're right. I don't think you can go.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (53:50.796)
Let's start to wrap this episode up. Let's land this plane as we usually say here on this podcast. Joshua, let's do some fun finds. Let's do some lucky numbers. Let's give the people your closing monologue that I always look forward to. I don't know if they look forward to it, but I love hearing you talk and it makes me happy. buddy, let's do whatever you got today, man. Do we even have fortunes? Is that going to be a thing? I don't know. Let's find out. Joshua, let's...
Joshua “Bone Collector” (54:04.584)
Jesus.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (54:09.992)
Jesus.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (54:16.84)
Yeah, yeah All right, so we talked about happy Gilmore in the beginning and Sean shit on my idea of My rating of happy Gilmore and I get it. I get it. I'm very biased. I like golf Yeah, I mean I get it it's kind of maybe it's bad rating. Okay, I take it back But I also saw another movie over the weekend. I saw Superman which Was better
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (54:19.182)
What do you got? What do you got cooking behind the screen there, dude?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (54:29.646)
I can't wait for that. I can't wait for that short. That's gonna be a good one.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (54:41.71)
have not seen that one yet. So I'll take your waiting for what it is.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (54:47.11)
than happy Gilmore, but still the way they did it was, I mean you're have to watch it. You the way they did the parents, the way they did, I mean I get it. So if you watched it, feel free to post a comment and let Sean know or fucking let Sean find out for himself. with that said, it did inspire me to pick up this little guy right here. Superman.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (55:03.598)
Spoiler for me, I don't give a fuck.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (55:11.246)
Mmm. Josh was holding Funko number, what is that? Five five seven. It is the Superman Funko. And is that an exclusive, Josh? Or what's the little sticker on the front?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (55:17.0)
557.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (55:21.5)
Yeah. Yes. That is, this is a Funko exclusive and I think this is the, he's got chains around his body, but it is. Yeah. It's an exclusive. Hell yeah. I got that from the, the Funko, online.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (55:31.438)
Nice.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (55:34.734)
Is that a one of one or is that a collection? is one? one of one. Nice. I love those. I love that they're doing those more often. It's very cool.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (55:38.662)
Yes, sir. Yeah.
So definitely inspired me to get this little guy. Like I said, people, there's always a big debate between Batman or Superman. I mean, it's always up in the air. It's a dark night. I don't know. But there you go, buddy. That is my fun time.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (55:56.534)
Awesome, my dude. Hey, I got a fun find for everybody this week. One I haven't showed off the podcast yet. This is also having to do with spooky season because it is spooky fucking season, Joshua. This is the first time I'm showing this one. I've had this one for a while. It's from the vault. This is the invisible man here. The chase version of the invisible man. So you can see he is transparent in there. It's fucking awesome. I love this one. It's usually boxed up and hidden. But yeah, number 608 visible man. And this is part of
Joshua “Bone Collector” (56:14.184)
Jesus, yeah.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (56:25.922)
the Monsters Universe set and I may be trying to get a hold of all of these. I have some of them that I've shown, but yeah, this is my Funko for the week. Invisible Man, chase baby, chase.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (56:38.664)
You're gonna so invisible, I had to squint to see you.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (56:41.046)
Yeah, lighting. Suffering.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (56:44.04)
Yeah, and you did mention earlier like how we gonna do fortunes because I we burn through all the fortunes And this is kind of a last-minute thing, but I was fucking starving today. So I went out and went to Panda Express and what do know? The classic episode what fucking when do we do pandas back in like fucking?
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (56:50.135)
Yeah, we did burn.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (56:59.718)
we're taking it back to a classic.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (57:05.09)
90s okay, so while Joshua opens up that cookie For the people this is your first time watching or listening. Hey, hi welcome Joshua and I have been doing fortunes at the end of every episode for Probably since the start of the podcast maybe five episodes later of the podcast, know It's very early in our days, but we started with Panda Express fortune cookies So to come around full circle sometimes is kind of fun and nostalgic in a weird way
Joshua “Bone Collector” (57:22.14)
Yeah.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (57:32.498)
You
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (57:32.859)
doing this for 97 episodes. So Joshua, I'm ready for the Panda Express cookie. It's going to be weird to have one that doesn't involve sex or cussing.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (57:41.544)
Because we've been doing that for quite some time right those random ass fortunes I think doing fortunes is fucking random in general so fuck it here we go This is like how this is how we like to end things sometimes, but here you go alright, so your fortune for episode What's it 97 holy shit almost episode 100? is crazy alright episode 97 on August 5th here you go Pretty basic share your good news with others
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (57:48.461)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (58:08.718)
Hey, sometimes basic is good, you know, especially in a sense of a fortune. Hey, wait, did those have lucky numbers on them?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (58:10.162)
Voila!
Joshua “Bone Collector” (58:16.786)
I know, no these ones, no. No lucky numbers. Basic bitch.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (58:18.702)
Oh, what a shame. Damn. I guess I guess I'll have to give you guys your lucky numbers. So here they are your seven lucky numbers for the week. Use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. They are 7, 12, 15, 18, 20, 23 and 47. Once again, your seven lucky numbers are 7, 12, 15, 18, 20, 23 and 47. Joshua. It's been an episode, buddy. It's been it's been all over the place. We started off a little different in the format.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (58:46.354)
Yeah, I it has. Yes.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (58:48.936)
you know, we're ending it off in a weird, weird zone right now. I yelled at you for your God awful Harry Potter critique.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (58:52.647)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (58:58.396)
Harry Potter yeah, I guess I fucking guess Yeah Episode 97 man, it's fucking it's Yeah
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (58:59.351)
you
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (59:03.576)
I I said Harry Potter my mouth just got lazy. I didn't want to say happy Gilmore It's coming off the trauma episode buddy It's coming off the trauma episode people are like what the fuck just happened and then they're gonna listen to this episode and they're gonna be like Wow, they're real fucked up there. got real fucked up Yeah, we are it's getting a little weird Hell yeah, fuck yeah, dude. All right, man. Let's end. Let's give them your fucking monologue send us off for the week, buddy
Joshua “Bone Collector” (59:17.352)
Exactly, Yeah, well, we're double fisting tonight, too. So what the fuck, man? We're just having a good fucking time. You know, we love this podcast.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (59:32.866)
I'm going to give you the stage now. I'm going to shut the hell up. I'm going to take as I've heard before, I'm going to take a cold glass and shut the fuck up. And I'm going to sit back here and I'm going to let you do your thing.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (59:32.977)
Hmm
Joshua “Bone Collector” (59:43.016)
Alright man, I'm glad everybody's made it this far and if you haven't you fast forward. We really appreciate you listening. We really appreciate you watching. We know some of our topics go all over the fucking place. and if you've been here with us this long, you fucking, you know how crazy we get. And if you're just joining us, I promise you this will get better. everything about what we do, we just continue to try and get better and better and better and better. We're building a community here.
We're glad that all of you are a part of it. So thank you for listening. Thank you for watching the merch is dropping we got music and We'll fucking see you guys on episode 98. We fucking love all you guys. So Thank you for coming. Thank you for watching
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:00:29.656)
Damn, Joshua couldn't have said it better myself, buddy. It was beautiful. That's actually one of your better monologues. I do appreciate that. So congratulations. You're getting better at it. So with that being said, everybody, again, thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Head on over to Starfleet, Laid Out Live slash Merch. Get the new fall collection shirts. Two t-shirts just dropped today. Go out, get them. They're fucking beautiful. And the next t-shirts are going to be...
Joshua “Bone Collector” (01:00:35.516)
Thanks.
Thanks, buddy.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:00:56.406)
Getting to be even more beautiful. I can't even speak. It's getting too late. Joshua's getting too late. But thank you guys for being here. We do appreciate it. Joshua, I have one last thing for you before we go. Like I've been doing for the last few weeks, buddy. I got a good one for you to end the week. Here you go. Joshua, why did the coffee go to the police station?
Joshua “Bone Collector” (01:01:02.12)
It's a drink, It's a drink.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (01:01:20.731)
I don't know.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:01:23.191)
It was mugged.
Joshua “Bone Collector” (01:01:24.712)
Stupid.
Sean “Coffin Vibes” (01:01:26.302)
Ladies and gentlemen, will see you next week. Nooses!
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