Late to Rest, Loud by Choice

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This bony little troublemaker shows up late to every party, but somehow still manages to steal the spotlight (and maybe a femur or two). “SORRY FOR THE DELAY” is the only thing he remembers how to say, it’s been a few centuries since he had organs. And with “DISCRETION IS SUBJECTIVE,” he’s letting you know that rattling loudly through the afterlife is part of the aesthetic.

This bony little troublemaker shows up late to every party, but somehow still manages to steal the spotlight (and maybe a femur or two). “SORRY FOR THE DELAY” is the only thing he remembers how to say, it’s been a few centuries since he had organs. And with “DISCRETION IS SUBJECTIVE,” he’s letting you know that rattling loudly through the afterlife is part of the aesthetic.

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Unleash your playful spirit with this Adult Tee, perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. Its unique design, featuring quirky graphics and vibrant colors, brings a fun vibe to any wardrobe. Ideal for individuals who appreciate humor and creativity, this tee resonates with fans of pop culture, comic enthusiasts, or anyone looking to make a statement. Great for casual gatherings, holidays, and daily wear, it adds a lighthearted touch to your outfit. Celebrate life's quirky moments, wear it to parties, or gift it for special occasions such as birthdays and festive celebrations.

Product features
- Made from solid colors: 100% cotton; heather colors: 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Side seams for structural support and shape retention
- Stabilizing neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity
- Runs true to size with a comfortable regular fit

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.50 20.51 22.24 24.02 25.25 26.73
Length, in 27.99 29.49 30.98 32.25 32.99 33.50
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00