Siren of the Slow Current

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This glamorous sea ghoul serves sunken chic with a smirk, like she just ghosted a sailor and swam off with his gold. “SORRY FOR THE DELAY” says it all, beauty sleep takes longer when you're undead and underwater. And with “DISCRETION IS SUBJECTIVE,” she’s letting you know she’s been making skeletons in the sea look good for centuries.

This glamorous sea ghoul serves sunken chic with a smirk, like she just ghosted a sailor and swam off with his gold. “SORRY FOR THE DELAY” says it all, beauty sleep takes longer when you're undead and underwater. And with “DISCRETION IS SUBJECTIVE,” she’s letting you know she’s been making skeletons in the sea look good for centuries.

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Unleash your playful spirit with this Adult Tee, perfect for casual outings or lounging at home. Its unique design, featuring quirky graphics and vibrant colors, brings a fun vibe to any wardrobe. Ideal for individuals who appreciate humor and creativity, this tee resonates with fans of pop culture, comic enthusiasts, or anyone looking to make a statement. Great for casual gatherings, holidays, and daily wear, it adds a lighthearted touch to your outfit. Celebrate life's quirky moments, wear it to parties, or gift it for special occasions such as birthdays and festive celebrations.

Product features
- Made from solid colors: 100% cotton; heather colors: 85% cotton, 15% viscose
- Side seams for structural support and shape retention
- Stabilizing neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity
- Runs true to size with a comfortable regular fit

Care instructions
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Do not tumble dry

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 18.50 20.51 22.24 24.02 25.25 26.73
Length, in 27.99 29.49 30.98 32.25 32.99 33.50
Size tolerance, in 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00 1.00