Sorry For The Delay | EP. 104 | Road Soda, Balloons & Community
Chapters
00:00 Introductions & House Keeping
03:07 What's In Our Cups "Jack Daniels Black Berry, Barebottle Brewing Co. - Mango Flossi & 2Towns Ciderhouse - Spiced Apple Cosmic Crisp "
09:13 Road Soda & Pocket Confetti
15:56 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 7: The Moon's Not Real
21:21 Chat With Us Topics For The Week
22:10 Hallow-If's Part 2
29:50 The Fall Mood & Mental Health
31:00 Finding Community & Seasonal Friends
37:30 A.I. Song of The Week "She Tells Me That She Loves Me"
41:50 Rewatching Games: Enjoying Through Others
48:54 100 Days Challenge & Personal Growth
52:57 Closing Thoughts, Weekly Fun Finds & Lucky Numbers
Sound Bites
"Is that like just ⁓ a two liter of piss? Is that what that is?" - Sean humorously guesses the meaning of "road soda," a term introduced by Joshua.
"I mean, I've come across VHS tapes that said husbands who like to watch and that didn't turn me away." - Joshua shares a humorous anecdote about finding oddly labeled VHS tapes, illustrating his curiosity and willingness to explore the unknown.
"Literally get close and I will suck you off little balloon." - Joshua jokes about dealing with threatening balloon animals, using humor to downplay the imagined threat.
"I'd rather be followed by a bunch of balloons. Like, I mean who could be mad at a balloon?" - Joshua responds to the hypothetical question, choosing the less intimidating option of balloon animals.
"You're given a million dollars a week, but within that seven days, you have to experience one random jump scare. And it can be anytime within those seven days, would you take the million dollars?" - Sean challenges Joshua with a hypothetical scenario involving money and fear.
"I walked by a little dog today that looks sweet as all hell and it just lunged at me and it scared the shit out of me." - Joshua shares a real-life experience to illustrate his comfort with unexpected scares.
"I am a person who gets depressed ⁓ real hard when it comes to like ⁓ the fall season into the December season." - Sean opens up about experiencing seasonal depression.
"I also enjoy ⁓ heavily drinking until I pass out at night, ⁓ which is ⁓ a detriment to most people's health ⁓ and also mine, but also ⁓ kind of quiets the brain." - Sean candidly discusses his coping mechanisms, acknowledging their potential harm.
"If you're in need of somebody or a community, we would happily take you in this community." - Sean extends an invitation to listeners to join their supportive community.
"I will not rewatch a game if I get spoiled about the score and I don't see the game." - Sean explains his stance on watching football games when he already knows the outcome.
"I ended up winning my first fantasy football game, Joshua. So ⁓ I'm one and one now because we're in the future and like we've been through a few games." - Sean shares his excitement about winning a fantasy football game.
Transcript
[CHAIR TALK]
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (00:01.06)
Scoot up for a dish, wait. Didn't it, wait?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (00:03.086)
I'm thinking about getting to the chair.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (00:05.7)
Just get two chairs, buddy. Fuck it. Get three.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (00:08.942)
I think I'm gonna get another chair. Chairs are expensive though.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (00:11.972)
Chairs are expensive. So are desks. Desks and chairs. Fucking ridiculously expensive. Stupid.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (00:17.442)
What would you max out? would you spend on share? What is the most amount of money you'd spend on share? Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (00:20.58)
my maximum I'd probably spend 150 is the max I would ever spend on a chair. I think that's my limit.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (00:27.566)
Really? would like...
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (00:31.618)
I mean, unless the chair like is the like, unless it's like a massage chair, then that would be different. But then I don't think of that as a chair. I'm thinking more like it like a utility chair, you know, where you're kind of just like you can work in it and you can like jerk off in it, you know, multipurpose.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (00:45.102)
Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. Yeah, like so you're so only 150. This is So do you so so if somebody's spending fucking like $500 on a chair, they're stupid Like those Titan ones those secret lab ones are like $800 have you seen those? You seen those though? I've seen those I know
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (00:50.372)
150 is my limit, yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (00:56.484)
Yeah, unless it's a massage chair, then yeah, you're fucking stupid.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:05.261)
Fucking ridiculous dude, yeah not worth it, not worth it. Yeah, I've seen them. Yeah, all the streamers have them, you know?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:13.954)
like fucking the secret lab chair that's I know I was looking at I was like dude people really spending fucking eight hundred dollars on a chair
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:20.334)
fucking crazy. It's fucking ridiculous.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:25.924)
Alright, hit us with some snaps.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:26.059)
It's like a graphics card. It's like fucking that's a whole like it's like a computer. It's like a cherry, you know fart in
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:30.55)
It is. It is like a fucking computer. You can buy a whole new setup for that money.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:35.224)
Yeah, some of books I know right my badass monitor you buy something and then you're sitting in it
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:37.73)
fucking crazy.
Mm-hmm.
[EPISODE START]
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:50.98)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And this is episode number 104, Joshua. And like I do every week, how are you doing?
You
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (02:20.974)
I'm doing really good Sean. Like I said, I've been spending a lot of time in the sun. I don't want to like just play that violin too long, but I've been spending a lot of time in the sun, man. So I feel really, really good. I hope everybody listening and everybody watching is also feeling good as well. And if you're not, maybe change your lifestyle a little bit because there's a lot of good shit out there. So if you haven't found it yet, we're like at the end of summer, get out, have a drink, spend some time with some friends. It's, it's nice out. So, uh, find some good vibes somewhere and, uh,
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (02:25.924)
Yes you have.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (02:50.938)
Like I said, thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Thank you for being here, but I'm doing good, Sean. I'm doing fucking well, buddy. Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (02:56.1)
Wonderful buddy, wonderful. I'm fucking glad you're doing great my dude. I'm glad you're doing well. I'm doing well too, you know. I don't get that ass often but I'm doing good. I'm here chilling, you know. I'm just with you. It's a vibe tonight, it's a vibe for sure. Oh yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (03:11.672)
It's another late one. I mean, we got to throw it out there. It's going to be another late one everybody. So usually gets kind of, kind of fun, kind of sketchy, but it's going to get late. I mean, it's a late one for us.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (03:19.246)
Yeah, it's gonna get late. Sorry everybody, but before we head on over to our drinks buddy Hey, let's head over to the housekeeping corner. Just real fast. Nothing too much in the housekeeping corner I just want to say that we've started to transfer the songs over to what we're going to be doing with them now And I will announce that next week But all that stuff is getting handled but head on over Sorry for a little laid out live to check out this episode in its entirety in video formats Where you can also see a transcript?
of everything that we've said and will say on there, including the stuff that we cut out. Because sometimes we cut out a lot of stuff and that stuff stays in on the website and you can read it there, including a conversation about chairs that Joshua and I had before this episode began. So head on over to the website and read that and enjoy that. But other than that, buddy, nothing more to say other than actually I did remember one thing and I'm fucking wearing it right now, Joshua. I'm wearing the mermaid t-shirt.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (03:59.599)
That's true. Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (04:14.084)
for the Halloween drop that we have here in September. There she is. She's beautiful. It's wonderful. Sorry for the little laid out live slash merch. Come pick this one up as well as the toad t-shirt that I had last week. You can get all of those shirts right now. I'm sorry for the little laid out live slash merch. I'm not even drunk. Haven't been drinking a single drop today and I can't even speak. Wonderful. Already starting the day off right. But speaking of drinks, buddy, hey,
What is in your cup? teased something last week having to do with Jack Daniels. Are you still holding to that? you, uh, what are we doing? What are we?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (04:46.382)
I I did.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (04:50.766)
I yeah. I did hint last week, so if you watched last week, I went out and I bought a very special bottle of Jack Daniels, and this is what we're gonna try today. I haven't even opened it. Usually when I do these things, it's probably safer that I open this before, because sometimes they make these child-proof, and I know I'm an adult, but sometimes these things are even hard for adults to get open, but they actually made this one pretty simple to get open.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (05:01.348)
Hmm.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (05:06.264)
Probably, yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (05:18.34)
So a child could do it.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (05:18.478)
track this bad boy open and you know I'm not trying to fake the way I drink and when I say like you know Sean you know this came up on episode a while ago Sean just you know he likes to pour it in a little glass I'm gonna try this right out of the bottle just like everybody should right out of the bottle right here
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (05:29.252)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (05:39.334)
is that why he was? OK. So before the episode started, Josh was like, hey, I have to go get my drink out of the freezer. I didn't realize that his drink out of the freezer was just the bottle. So all right. Let us know how it tastes. Give me some tasting notes.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (05:53.113)
I mean, yeah, you got to drink it right out of the bottle, buddy. Okay, so here we go. We are going to give it an all natural, never been, hasn't even touched another piece of glass. Ooh, it smells actually pretty good. So again, the notes of Blackberry. All right, let's give it a try here. Right out of the bottle.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (06:06.207)
Hmm
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (06:13.412)
Look at him, look at him. Wow. Look at that face.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (06:18.566)
man. Whew. my God. I'm, you know, I'm going to be real honest. I normally don't drink out of the bottle, but I would drink that straight out of the bottle every fucking time. That's actually pretty, pretty good straight out of the bottle. I don't even think you need to mix that with anything. To be honest, you can put that over ice. That's actually pretty, yeah, it really does. The Blackberry
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (06:24.132)
You
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (06:40.324)
What does it taste like? Does it taste like blackberry?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (06:45.14)
overwhelms it actually it's there's a lot of blackberry notes in this jack daniel so if you haven't had this yet and you do enjoy jack daniels go and grab a bottle try it out because it's actually pretty good but shan i can't just sit here and just drink this whole bottle because that's that i mean we just cannot do that that's it's this is not gonna happen tonight maybe later in the week
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (06:47.524)
Boom.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (07:07.236)
We We could. Be interesting.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (07:10.402)
But what I'm also going to have for you is I went out and got one of these and this is called, it's a mango flossy. It's called mango flossy. And this is a bear. This is from bear bottle brewing company. And I'll give you a quick little breakdown of this. This, what this is supposed to taste like is glamorous notes of ripe mango, coriander and vanilla. Everybody.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (07:18.436)
Mango Flossie? What the hell? What the hell is that?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (07:40.738)
Yeah, so I'm gonna try this again.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (07:41.124)
Weird. Go for it. I'm concerned. That coriander can be a very hard flavor, so you let me know if you can taste it. Just give it a nice ol' There it goes. Big ol' sip. Big ol' sip on Joshua.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (07:46.807)
I'm double f-
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (07:52.802)
Okay, let's see everybody.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (08:00.302)
Oh, by the way, it's actually it's a sour too. So it yeah, it's it's pretty sour, but it's actually pretty good. I don't even know what coriander tastes like. So fuck, dude, like don't ask me, can you taste the coriander? Because I don't even know what that fucking taste like. But that's what I'm going to drink for the remainder of the episode, everybody. So I'm not going to sit here and drink that whole fucking bottle. So sorry, buddy.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (08:21.06)
What if you mix the two together you think that would be pretty good like Jack Daniels Blackberry
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (08:25.614)
I thought I was wondering, do think you could mix that? You're the connoisseur of mixing things up, not me.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (08:29.282)
I don't know dude, I don't like sours, which is kind of funny because I like ciders, but yeah, I don't like sours. And the look on your face when you tried that sour says it all. Just very puckered, puckered lips and everything. Just interesting.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (08:40.263)
Well, was hoping it would pair well with the Jack Daniels. It kind of didn't.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (08:44.888)
So like if you drank half of that, right? So maybe we get through half the episode. Maybe you put a little shot inside your little, inside that little thing. Yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (08:51.15)
Oh No, I don't think it's gonna be that kind of thing. Yeah No, I'm not stepping on it but it's so that's what I got man, I mean, what do you what do you sipping on? mean, I'm trying not to double fist tonight, but that's what I got dude. What you got? Yeah
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (08:55.106)
No? Not gonna step on it?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (09:03.022)
Sorry, ladies and gentlemen.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (09:09.092)
It's too late, he's already started. So I'm always on a cider kick, buddy. I have a new cider, a new seasonal release this week. This time it is Two Towns cider. This is the Spiced Cosmic Crisp. And you can see here, I'll go ahead and bring that up. There it is. Boom, Spiced Cosmic Crisp. I have not had this one. I swear to God, I haven't drank today. But let's go ahead and give this a little tasty taste versus smell.
Alright, smells like cider. Just straight up cider. Nothing weird about it. Alright, here we go.
Okay. All right. It just, it's basically just regular cider with like a little bit of like a, like a spice note, like a cinnamon spice to it. Nothing overpowering, which is kind of nice. This is actually better than the, the shilling maple cider that I had a few weeks ago. So I would recommend this if you don't, if you want something with that, a little bit of like cinnamon back hit, then this good, pretty good.
But just why I do also have one thing is we are double fisting apparently on this episode. I did when I went ahead and I went ahead and made myself a shipwreck for those of you familiar with us. A shipwreck is basically just a whiskey sour that they make at Trader Sam's in Disneyland. So that's all I have in this cup right here. So if you've seen taking a sip from that, it's just bourbon, lemon juice, honey and a little bit of tonic water for some fish and fizz. So cheers, buddy.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (10:22.306)
Which was not planned at all. We didn't plan that. It's like, Jesus.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (10:46.258)
Cheers. Yeah, no for sure. Um, but I did have something on the table, Sean, before we get further into the episode. I came, you know, I heard an expression the other day and I, I wanted to come up with a clever segment idea for this, but you know, a topic, but I couldn't think of one. I couldn't think of a name and I didn't want to use AI to come up with one. So I'm just going to go on the limb, Sean, and just say, Sean,
I want to know if you've ever heard of these particular sayings or phrases or whatever. bear with me here. Sean, have you ever heard of a road soda?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (11:21.412)
Okay, I'm buried.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (11:28.76)
road soda. Is that like just a two liter of piss? Is that what that is? No, no. shit. Okay, then no, I've never heard of a road soda. What is road soda?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (11:29.954)
Do know what a road soda is?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (11:36.235)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Okay, it's slay. It's basically slaying for an alcoholic beverage that you take on the road with you that you just drink while you're driving. It's called the risk. It's called the it's called the road soda. When I heard that, dude, I started busting up. I was like, what? was like, they actually that's a thing. A road soda. Like that is a thing. Okay, so you've never heard of a road soda. Okay, never heard of a road soda. How about pocket confetti?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (11:49.248)
That's way better than a fucking 2 liter of piss.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (11:56.627)
You
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (12:03.01)
It's fucking funny.
No, sir. No,
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (12:14.104)
Do know what pocket confetti is?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (12:14.268)
Mmm It's either coins or it's dirt in your pocket
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (12:21.966)
Do you want to take another guess?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (12:25.492)
It's neither of those. Neither of those was the correct answer.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (12:28.952)
No. Yeah, pocket confetti.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (12:31.054)
confetti. Okay,
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (12:35.874)
I don't know, dude. I don't know. Those were my two best answers.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (12:37.582)
It's actually emergency celebration ammo If you get you know load up your pistol and pop a few celebration shots off in the air, you know pocket confetti buddy I Mean I guess you'd have to own firearms maybe to know that that's a thing
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (12:52.174)
Fuck.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (12:55.532)
my answer better.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (13:02.724)
Yeah, yeah, that's true.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (13:03.854)
But because I'd never heard of road soda, just thought of a couple of different ones. I didn't think of them. I've actually used AI to kind of help me figure some of this shit out. yeah, came up with another one. yeah, pocket confetti. I didn't. No, I use it for research. I didn't use it to make shit up. Yeah. I wanted to use AI to do some shit, but I ended up not doing it. I fell apart.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (13:16.772)
You said you didn't use the eye for this one.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (13:22.781)
got it, got it, okay. I see, I see.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (13:31.534)
As I usually do halfway through anything I fucking do if you know me at all Yeah, yeah fell apart on that on the idea but yeah, there you go, so I was curious if you'd heard of any of those but clearly
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (13:35.907)
my god. Typical Joshua falling apart.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (13:42.852)
No, no, but I do like my answers better than the actual answers.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (13:49.024)
Okay, got it. I thought you would have gotten the road soda to be honest with you. I was like dude Sean has had enough fun in his life and you've driven enough miles
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (13:53.379)
No. I don't drink and drive as consistently as some other people. I don't do that. It's not about that life. Give me a two liter full of piss and I'll show you what's up.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (14:00.015)
That's consistent.
You know, it's like is are there parts of the United States where you actually can like drink Like have enough in your system, you know Like over the California is there different legal limits around the state of the amount you can have in it You like if you drink a Coors light and you're driving on the road and and it's clearly like open and empty in the front seat and you've been drinking and then you blow on the
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (14:20.816)
that's a good question.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (14:31.788)
you know, the, little, whatever they call those things and you blow higher than what California's level is, is that are the levels different around the United States? Can you have multiple road sodas and still be okay in another state?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (14:40.994)
I don't know, I would assume so?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (14:47.81)
Hmm. according to, take this for what you will, according to Google AI, yes, there are different States that have different drinking limits. So yeah, I don't know how accurate this is, but it says Alabama is 13.9%.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (14:58.73)
Mmm, okay, okay.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (15:08.418)
California is like point three years of like under
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (15:13.12)
wait, this is talking about the sorry, the alcohol limit. My bad. So, I don't know.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (15:20.77)
But if you do know, I'd be curious because that'd be kind of funny if depending on what state you like, if you go across it, like say CHPs, like, like behind you and they pull you over or whatever, like on another line on the across the state line or whatever it is. And now you blow like within their legal limit. But if you were in your state, you like aren't, it wouldn't be in your limit. You know what I'm saying? Like you drive state to state to get fucked up, you know?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (15:29.604)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (15:43.524)
That's how they get you, you know, it's like people driving.
Like I would met like, yeah, probably like in a lot of I mean, this this makes a lot of sense to me. It makes a lot of sense. It like like what about those states that don't sell liquor on Sundays? You know, like what's stopping people from on Sunday driving to a different state, buying alcohol and bringing that back? You know, same idea. All right.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (15:50.402)
getting more hammered, getting more drunk.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (16:08.408)
seems fair to me. Like you got a party no matter what state you're in, you know,
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (16:12.836)
what I'm saying, baby. That's what I'm saying.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (16:15.264)
Yeah, there you go, buddy. I just curious I like to I like to sometimes see what's going on like what you know what you got going on your head So that was my little getting to shaun head shaun's head
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (16:26.848)
Appreciate that buddy. You know what else is inside my head my dude? I Have chapter 7 of the story saga that we're doing here on sorry for little a called Maple Street Let's just go on and hit you with chapter 7. Feel free to skip it if you want to skip it. I ain't judging I don't care. It'll all be available at the end of October. You can listen to it then and then Joshua I do have some pretty cool stuff that I'm gonna be doing with this, but I will tell you right now
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (16:28.334)
What you got?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (16:55.808)
It'll probably take me about a year to create and finish what I have planned for this series. So just word of mouth, of word to the wise here. At the end of October, I will put out a full on audio compilation of the whole series and you can listen to it then with a little bit of visuals. But for what I really want to do, it'll probably take me another year and we will bring this back again in September and you'll get an idea of what I was doing. So there's that buddy.
had enough let's go ahead and give you chapter 7 of the Maple Street Saga.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (21:25.763)
Alright buddy, there you go. Chapter 7 in the books my dude! How you feeling about that? Where you think it's going?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (21:31.298)
Man, think what we gotta do is we gotta revisit maybe a couple chapters at a time together. Because I'm kind of forgetting what the last one was about. I'm not gonna lie.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (21:43.342)
You know, buddy, I kind of, think what we should do, now that you mentioned that, is right before we get to the final week, how about we do a little supplemental that the people can watch and, you know, sit with us for the 11 weeks, 11 episodes that we put out here, and we'll just recap it before we hit that last episode. That sound good? Little watch party, that'd be fun. Yeah, I'm okay with that.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (22:02.478)
Maybe like a watch party? You know?
Yeah, little recap from the day before like they do on like like mini series, you know, it gives us like a little snippet from what happened before. Yeah, just saying, just saying. Sometimes, you know, sometimes I have these little thoughts, little my little brain, little peanut that bounces around in this big head of mine. Sometimes germinates, sprouts something.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (22:15.447)
Hell yeah dude, hell yeah. I'm okay with that.
Let's fucking do it.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (22:34.134)
you
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (22:35.139)
great. That's why I get great buddy. That's great. All right, should we move on? You ready to move on?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (22:39.79)
All right. Let's move on, man. Let's get to this bottle of Jack Daniels looking better with every minute that passes by. Jesus Christ. All here we go. I might have to. I might have to. 20 minutes in. Holy shit.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (22:46.263)
No, no really. You better take another sip, because I'm all for it.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (22:54.115)
Shit dog. All right. This is the chat with the section everybody. This is what we're gonna be talking about for the week. So prepare yourselves, your bodies. It's gonna get freaky. The first topic that we have on here is hollow ifs, part numero dos. That's two in Spanish for those of you. The next one is mood swings of fall. And the last one is return or just really over it. re, sorry, sorry. My bad, my bad. It is rerun.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (23:17.326)
No, no, he said he read it wrong. He read it wrong. He read it
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (23:24.565)
or just really over it. Correct, Joshua? I'm sorry. Sorry. Yeah, that's my bad.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (23:27.274)
Now it makes sense. Now it makes sense. Yes. Rerun or just really over it. Just saying. I think it sounds better because I'm the one that said or thought it up. So maybe that just needed to come out of my lips instead of Sean's.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (23:33.603)
And here you go. Sorry. Sorry everybody.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (23:42.372)
Alright, let's talk about hollow ifs part two Last week I gave Joshua a few set of hypothetical questions that I would love for him to answer and this week I'm giving him a few more Because they were so much fun and I did have a lot of fun writing those ones So I wrote some more buddy. I got some more for you. So are you ready for some more hollow ifs,
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (24:04.044)
Yeah, I feel like I have to stretch mentally and physically to prepare for what you're about to throw my direction.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (24:07.873)
No, you do. You do, my dude, because I took no stops with these ones. So let me hit you with this first one. This is this is going to be just a simple, simple softball question. Here you go. Joshua, what would you rather go against one cursed clown who follows you quietly or a hundred balloon animals that whisper threats?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (24:19.715)
Warm up.
Okay. All right.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (24:34.51)
Man, you know as much as bad as balloons are for nature, you know, I've heard they're you know animals choke on them the You know that for they're really bad for people but I would rather I'd rather be followed by a bunch of balloons Like I mean who could be mad at a balloon like you could draw a scary face on it You could do whatever the fuck you you know what I mean, but can you really genuinely be mad at a balloon? Come on, man. It's a balloon. It's a balloon
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (24:48.929)
Yeah.
You
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (25:01.219)
they are whispering threats to you buddy. are like floating next to you saying like, I'm going to fucking kill you. I'm going to make you jump off that bridge. You know, like they're whispering bad things.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (25:12.044)
No, I'm fine with that. The balloons could float around me all the time. I kind of feel like those are thought bubbles anyways. I, that might be a metaphor. I think we all walk around with balloons. I think that's a metaphor. Holy shit. Yeah. So I'm going with the metaphor. I'm, I, you know, bring on the balloons. I got a really sharp needle for them. They want to get a little too close. Yeah. I bring on the balloons.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (25:20.451)
It's a thought bubble! It's a thought bubble!
That's fucking great. That's great.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (25:35.235)
Yeah. Okay, I'm with you. I'm with the balloons thing too, because yeah, you can just pop them if you really don't want to deal with them. Or they would just float away. Yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (25:42.222)
And if they're with helium, mean, and if they're filled with helium, I mean, you could be having a good time, you know?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (25:47.203)
Very true. Suck one off, you know?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (25:50.548)
Literally get close and I will suck you off little balloon
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (25:56.644)
Alright, here's the next one buddy. What if you found an old VHS tape labeled Do Not Watch in your attic? Would you watch it? And if you do watch it, what would you hope was on it?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (26:10.73)
I mean, I've come across VHS tapes that said husbands who like to watch and that didn't turn me away. So,
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (26:19.425)
What? What? Do we need to dive deeper into that one?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (26:25.358)
No, let's no what i'm getting at is sometimes you just can't you don't believe what's on the label. You just got to put it in Just and check it out, you know Because you never you never know what it could be, you know, you never know Unfortunately the one that I put in it was exactly that and had to be thrown away because it wasn't a good watch
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (26:39.757)
Okay. But what would you hope for? Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (26:47.203)
You
So the label was correct.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (26:53.304)
The label was correct. You know when you're like 10 and you come across something that like would you like what's that? Is that some like is it the new Bambi? They just label differently or something. You know what I mean is the new Robin Hood, you know? Never seen this. Why is it? Why is it like right next to the Disney? You know VHS is on the on the shit. You know like you're just kind of that's cool. It could be a good watch.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (26:55.735)
You
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (27:08.323)
this manby movie before.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (27:14.893)
Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (27:20.224)
all sticky when you grab it and you're just like, maybe they had popcorn and you know, it's a good watch. It's the label. The label's worn off like they've seen it a bunch of times. Like maybe just just saying it just saying man. what was the question again? I forgot.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (27:31.459)
That's fucking great, dude, that's great.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (27:38.334)
What would you want the video to be like? Well, if you okay, so you found that video, right? You popped it in. What would you hope for that was on the video? Like, for example, for me, if I found that video and I started to watch it, I would hope that it like disproved us being the only thing in the universe. You know, it'd be like a video of me in an alternate universe saying, hey, Sean, you are not the only one who exists. You know, that's what I would hope for.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (27:42.808)
Okay, okay.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (28:01.582)
Like that's what that would doesn't know. I would want it to be the answer to if we're living in a simulation or not. Like I would want it to be the tape, you know, it'd be like being filmed from the other side of the mirror. You look at it every day. Like that is the simulation V you you come across and you're like, Whoa, this is real. That'd be cool. That'd be fun to come across. Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (28:08.259)
that'd be great.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (28:23.735)
Yeah, that's a great one. I like that. I like that a lot. All right, last one. This one, this one I thought about in the shower, surprise, surprise. But Joshua, you're given a million dollars a week, but within that seven days, you have to experience one random jump scare. And it can be anytime within those seven days, would you take the million dollars?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (28:33.518)
Jesus.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (28:47.98)
Yes, I mean, I don't mind a jump scare.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (28:51.711)
even though the thought of it, like it could happen anytime within seven days. Like you don't think that anxiety would get to you?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (28:58.574)
No, I walked by a little dog today that looks sweet as all hell and it just lunged at me and it scared the shit out of me. So I mean, if that was if that's what I got to do for a million bucks, I'll bring that little dog. Bring a little dog on every time. Yeah, but I would totally. Yeah. See, I like scary things, though. I look for scary in movies. I want there to be scary. So for me, watching scary movies like a jump scare, it's been a long time since I've watched a movie that actually jumps scared me.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (29:28.865)
Interesting.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (29:29.87)
Walk us see here's the thing about me like I will watch a movie and I will be analyzing the movie as is happening sometimes like I think about the directing or the lighting or like how they're getting the shot so sometimes I'm I'm I'm so far into the movie that I'm looking past like the story because I'm thinking about how it was actually made versus like just what I'm watching I'm deconstructing the film as I'm watching it in a weird kind of way so sometimes
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (29:42.349)
Yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (29:59.627)
I fail, I don't get scared because I've like, I've gotten past that part of it or whatever. Maybe I'm listening to some weird song in my head that's not scary. I don't know. I'm just saying like, you know. Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (30:13.099)
Okay, so you're doing it million dollars a week. You're saying that you are sacrificing your one time a week to be scared for that million dollars. Just random jumpscare scaring you. You're doing it. Okay.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (30:23.298)
Yes, yes. And then I want to donate to people who have heart attacks from getting scared to a fund to help all the people with that million dollars. It's giving it right back. It's giving right back. Yeah. Yeah. I'm it's a sacrifice I'm making so others can live.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (30:33.943)
Alright. Okay. Alright. Patron Saint Joshua here. Doing his part. Doing his part.
Thank you, buddy. Appreciate that. Yeah, because I'm not doing it. I'm not doing that at all. Like, I don't care. A million bucks. It's too much anxiety. I don't like I could be sitting here recording with you. And then all of the sudden, like this freaky lady pops up in front of me and I piss my pants like I'm not doing it. I'm good. I'm good. Thank you.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (30:50.702)
You
Yeah, don't like to get scared. Yeah, you don't like that.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (31:08.546)
which is funny because you like Halloween so much. Like you really like this time of the year when it gets darker earlier, there's more shadows out, but you, you, like welcome it, but you're scared of it at the same time.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (31:11.339)
I know! I know.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (31:16.856)
Yeah.
Yeah, it's weird. It kind of leads me into the next topic that we're talking about this week called fall mood swings of fall And you kind of hit on it, buddy Yeah, I don't like the spooky but I like the cozy vibes that fall brings but with that I feel there's this unspoken thing with Mental health we're to have a mental health topic here everybody because I was talking with a friend and a co-worker about
seasonal depression and how a lot of people tend to not talk about it. And so I kind of just wanted to bring it up because I am a person who gets depressed real hard when it comes to like the fall season into the December season. And so what I found that kind of helps me through that season is one doing this podcast with you because it's it's great. It's fun. I enjoy talking with my buddy Joshua, but I also enjoy heavily drinking.
until I pass out at night, which is a detriment to most people's health and also mine, but also kind of quiets the brain, you know. And the last thing I like to do is be creative. And by that, mean like I like to write songs and I like to do art and all this creative stuff. Right. And it struck me as I was talking to him about this kind of stuff and all this stuff that I do to help combat that.
that there are people out there who don't have an outlet to, you know, help them get through the seasons and the dark, the big darks as they say up here. And so I just wanted to know if you had any suggestions for people going through this season who aren't creatives.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (33:07.823)
I mean while you were thinking about it, what if we created a place where you can go and just find seasonal friends?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (33:18.229)
Like rent a friend's?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (33:18.319)
You know, yeah, like, like just, know, when fall comes around, there's a seasonal, like they're a winter friend or are there a depression friend? there, you know, you, they come into your life when you kind of need them the most during say, maybe like that seasonal depression, like you're not going to hang out with them during, you know, fucking say Christmas because they never give you shit. You know what I'm saying? You bring them around like,
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (33:33.923)
Hmm.
Interesting.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (33:46.564)
the times maybe Thanksgiving because they cook well like yeah I'll hang out with you know I mean like a seasonal friend you know somebody who who who is like doesn't drink in the height of summer you know cuz they're always good they can be your seasonal designated driver or whatever the fuck you know like like
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (33:53.027)
Mm-hmm. I can see that.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (34:01.922)
You
And so this is, is this different from a therapist?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (34:09.422)
I don't I don't know. I don't know. Um, but I, know, just you kind of wonder like if that does exist seasonal friends. I don't know. I don't know. Like maybe, maybe that could be a thing. Maybe that could be a business. Maybe, you know, like you can rent a hug, you know, like there's the people that just go around and hug people.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (34:28.163)
He's an old friendship.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (34:32.035)
Yeah, yeah. There are definitely people who got their rent hugs. Real long intimate hugs.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (34:32.739)
Like you could like a seasonal like rent a friend, you know, they're only around for Yeah, like the snuggle buddy, you know that like the people just going to will snuggle you if you need a little snuggle You know with nothing else that's supposed to happen I mean personally, I like to have my friends year-round like I just don't want to have you for a little bit I want I want to have you for a long time. So This is just speaking to the people that just like have a hard time during certain times of the year
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (34:57.251)
You
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (35:02.851)
Like maybe you find somebody that's just cool, maybe comes around for a little bit and then they just like, can like let them go, you know?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (35:10.669)
mean, to kind of bank off that thought and give a serious answer here, I mean, look for hobbies that interest you and try to find clubs that do that same hobby, you know, like maybe you're into Magic the Gathering or you're into Pokemon cards or collecting things, you know, find a niche group of people where you can be together with, right? Because I think that's what the biggest thing comes down to with depression is you feel alone even though you're not alone.
And it's weird to say that because you're in your mind, you're like, man, this is, this sucks, you know? But I think as a non-creative, I think that might be a path to take, you know? Find somebody with like hobbies.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (35:50.872)
No, and you're right. I mean, I think the cool thing about social media is there is a lot of communities out there, whether it's working out or camping or music or like you said, magic, the gathering. Maybe you like to juggle or fucking jump rope. Maybe like the tight knots.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (36:06.455)
gotta be a community for you.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (36:07.695)
fucking sale and whatever, whatever. I mean, what a lick stamps. Maybe there's professional stamp lickers out there, you know, and that's, that is your community. They love to use their tongue on things that just taste really bad. Like maybe that's your community that you want to be involved in. Um, but there's a lot of communities and I do agree with you. If you're somebody that's is in need of a, if somebody just to talk to there's, I mean, we're here. You can come talk to any, I will.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (36:12.619)
Stamp Lickers? Shit.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (36:32.525)
Yeah, talk to us.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (36:34.659)
Yeah, this is long as you're not any weird shit. I'll hang out with you You know Like what is yeah, I guess I guess it's all like relative right like what's weird to you what's weird like if you're okay What's weird to me like we're walking down the street and you see a half Chewed piece of gum on the fucking sidewalk and you pick it up and you start chewing on it I might not be able to hang out with you just saying like that might be the last time we just hang out So
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (36:38.337)
I'll talk to you with some weird shit. Let's go.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (37:02.179)
shit.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (37:03.993)
If you're licking the bottom of people's shoes, know, like there's this shit I can't, using other people's napkins, you know, like I don't know. Like.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (37:09.857)
Listen now...
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (37:13.517)
You mentioned it buddy. You know what? If you work crocs, I'm not talking to you. All right. Call back to the past episode. Don't don't bring that shit to me. But other than that, I'll talk to you all you want.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (37:18.223)
Fuck.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (37:22.777)
But again, there's, yeah, there's communities. That's what I'm getting at. Like you will find somebody that's into it. And I think that's important. So find, yeah, do find that if you're struggling or you just want somebody to talk to you because there is somebody out there that will be into the same shit you are 100%.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (37:37.06)
And I think I speak for both Joshua and I speak for myself, obviously. But I think I collectively put the both of us together in this statement when I say if you're in need of somebody or a community, we would happily take you in this community. So, um, Joshua, with that being said. You're never going through it alone, and I'm going to hit you guys with an AI song. And the reason I brought this whole topic up was because
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (37:52.121)
Yeah, absolutely.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (38:07.265)
I think a lot of people think that the AI songs are kind of just auto-generated all the time. Excuse me, auto-generated all the time. But realistically, I do spend a lot of time on them and I do write the lyrics to these ones. I will say not all the time, but 80 % of the time I do write the lyrics to these AI generated songs. And this song is no exception. I've wrote 100 % of the lyrics to this song. The AI just made the music and I had to create with it.
in order to get it to where I wanted. So this is a song that I wrote with AI and that's what the AI radio is all about. That and you know, just playing some weird shit. But this is not one of those ones. This is going to put you in a mood because I was in a mood when I wrote it, which is why it's the mood swings of fall. this song, Joshua, as I share my screen with you and the people watching, this song is called She Tells Me That She Loves Me. Here you go, buddy. Enjoy.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (42:42.947)
All righty buddy, there you go. There's your AI track for the week. How did you feel about that one, my dude?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (42:50.169)
Hey, that was genuine. That was sweet. It was touching and there's a whole lot of passion behind those words and I loved it. I really did love it. Yeah, no, it's that's special. I mean fuck. I know we don't have a lot of time to write songs, but I think you should write more.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (42:57.179)
yeah. Coming from a place of knowledge, baby. Coming from a place of knowledge.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (43:09.079)
Yeah, we'll see. That shit's hard, It's hard to put your feelings into words. And that's why a lot of people don't do it. Or they can't. Yeah. Hey, if can give it a shot.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (43:11.919)
yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (43:17.039)
Or they can't do it. mean, won't and can't are completely different things.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (43:25.365)
Very true. Very true. All right, man, let's move on. What do you got with rerun or just really over it?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (43:31.952)
Alright so because This is the season for Tis the season for sports and activities and everything that's going on right now Sean I do have to ask you the question because this this kind of came up for me recently If you know the outcome of a game are you gonna rerun it
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (43:38.925)
He's deceased.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (44:00.172)
Are you just fucking are you going to be really over it like like even if you know if you you saw the high like damn dude they scored like so many points and your best player did this and that I like are you going to rerun it or are you just kind of over it are you going to give it you're going to you know you're to watch it
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (44:00.644)
Okay. Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (44:18.145)
I got you. I got you. OK, so let me let me backtrack on this real fast, Joshua. So last week or the week before I announced that was doing a fantasy football league with some of the coworkers and I lost my first game. Right. Apparently, I didn't know this, but they can go back and like finalize all the stats. And this happened. They finalize the NFL, finalize all the stats and then the stats get like curated to all these fantasy teams and football like leagues and shit like that.
I ended up winning my first fantasy football game, Joshua. So I'm one and one now because we're in the future and like we've been through a few games. But yeah, I won my first game. So I'm very happy about that. But I will not rewatch a game if I get spoiled about the score and I don't see the game. So I don't don't I don't watch it. Or if I do watch it, I just kind of like skip through a lot of it.
Like I'll watch like the condensed version of those games if that happens, if I get spoiled. Because I still want to kind of see how the team's doing and like if anybody made some big plays or if anybody got hurt kind of thing. But no, I will not. I will not watch it. I'm just kind of over it if I get spoiled on that. And it's funny because a lot of the people that I work with know that and they will do their best not to spoil it because they respect me. And if they do spoil it, I kick their fucking asses. So, yeah, there's there's the answer to that question, buddy. I will not. I will not.
Enjoy watching a game that I know the score to.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (45:52.194)
Okay, okay, I guess I have another question Will you even if you know the outcome of the game and say the say you're in a group with a group of people Will you sit like because they're watching it for the first time will you will you then sit there and enjoy? watching their organic kind of Emotions come alive, even though you know, like their teams eventually, you know what I'm saying? You can see I'm giving that yeah
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (46:06.209)
Mmm, okay.
Yes.
Yes. Yeah, because then that just kind of... Yeah.
Mm hmm. Yeah, no, I will definitely do that because then it becomes more of people watching than it does watching the game kind of thing. It's like it's like when people watch a movie for the first time that you've already seen, right? You can just watch their reaction. And that's like that's almost as good as watching the movie, because then you get like you get that feeling of the first time watching this movie through them, right? You're living vicariously through them. And that's always fun in itself, you know. So, yeah, I'll sit there and rewatch a game that I know the outcome to.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (46:32.079)
Okay, fair. That's fair. Yeah, that's fair.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (46:43.673)
Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (46:50.317)
just so I can see either the happiness or demise in people's eyes.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (46:53.751)
Yeah, I know that's yeah, I agree with that there is it is you say I think you yeah, you I can't explain it any better than that Yeah, it's like rewatching the game for the first time through somebody else's eyes like that Yeah, because their raw emotions become your brand new emotions to their experience and it's just yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I agree man like I think it's fun, but I think
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (47:05.709)
Nice.
Yeah, exactly.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (47:16.255)
Even if I had a favorite team, I do agree with you. I probably wouldn't go back and just rewatch it solo like I wouldn't just sit there and just kind of watch all nine or 15 endings of a baseball game or
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (47:21.655)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (47:28.367)
Watch a whole football game with the rain delay or some bull you know, whatever it is. It's a snow delay, you know I know they're playing the rain but you know like I probably wouldn't just sit through it and watch that shit just because even even if it had one of those like record-breaking, know, like oh he just threw his 2000 touchdown like I don't need to see that like I could still Watch a highlight, you know
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (47:31.381)
You
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (47:38.445)
Let me.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (47:42.657)
Mmm. Mmm.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (47:47.266)
Okay, interesting, because I am the I'm the opposite way. Like I would watch. I would rewatch a game if it was something special that happened like Steph Curry like hit his 3000th and whatever three to get him to like the top of the three point leaderboard. Right. I would rewatch that because that's like watching history, you know, and that's fucking cool. Or I'll like rewatch edits of like
You know games right like when people do like they put a spin on the game and they like add edits to it Like with memes and shit like that like I'll rewatch a game like that because that's fucking funny, you know, but
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (48:26.991)
Okay. Yeah. So I was just curious, you know, rerun or just really over it because I don't know. I don't know what the masses are doing out there. I don't know. It kind of seems like you're a big sports enthusiast. You probably would re watch it, but I think your average person, you know, might not do it,
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (48:41.261)
Yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (48:44.675)
I mean, if you're really into sports, I could see it that I could see sports like full sports games being like your podcast kind of thing, you know, or like your office where you just put it on in the background. You're like, this is the Philadelphia Eagles 1993 versus the Cardinals or some shit, you know. I love this game. Right.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (48:52.108)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (49:02.979)
See, but that's so okay. I guess that that could be another thing. There's the there is this this fuck I can't even use certain six or words right now the nostalgia the nostalgia I don't even know if I'm even pronouncing it correctly I'm watching a really old game Because to me that's different like a really old game like if you're watching like the 82 Bears or some shit in the snow and just like
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (49:09.987)
It's a Jack Jack Daniels, yeah
Hmm.
Yeah, I see.
You
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (49:28.365)
It's the Packers and they're just like when real football was when they used to describe each other by the nuts Just kick each other in the face. You know what I mean? Like Something some raw and real about an old old game You know when the bench is clear in a baseball game people just beating the shit out of each other wooden bats, you know like
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (49:44.484)
Fuck yeah, I mean honestly, I couldn't I couldn't rewatch that old shit. Honestly, I really couldn't because it's just so fucking blurry, dude. It's just so blurry. I'm just like, there's no definition. It's in a fucking two by two square. It's like I'm watching it on a post-it note. Like I'm not doing it.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (49:50.986)
You know what
No?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (49:58.453)
yeah.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (50:07.215)
Yeah, it's like you got a 4k TV and it just like boxes down to this little fucking this thing and it yeah
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (50:10.723)
Yeah, dude. Yeah, no, I can't. I can't fucking handle it. I can't. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's just not working for me. Oh, God. All right, buddy. Hey, we're getting to the end of this episode. Let's fucking let's wrap this shit up. I know you got a long day tomorrow and so do I. For the future reference here or for just future note, I'm going to go see T pain tomorrow, everybody. So I'll let you know how that went next week. So you'll hear about that. But I'm pretty excited for that. It's going to be fucking fun.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (50:21.688)
Amen.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (50:40.438)
Uh, Joshua, let's start wrapping this up. Let's land this plane. Let's go ahead and do some fun finds, lucky numbers, whatever you feel like, buddy. I don't give a shit. What do you want to do?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (50:40.599)
Okay.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (50:48.001)
Okay. Well, I don't know if we can end this episode without talking about, we only have a hundred days left in the year. Sean, did you, did you come up with the last hundred days? Did you come up with any type of challenge for yourself?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (50:53.571)
Hmm.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (51:00.299)
I did. Joshua, I did. Where did I put it? I don't know where I put it. Excuse me as my voice goes out. I have a liter and a half water bottle that I have. own that, right? But my hundred day challenge is to drink that at least once a day for the next hundred days. My goal is to be more hydrated.
Because as I go through this seasonal oppression I tend to drink a little bit more than I usually do throughout the year And I'm trying to save my liver a little bit So my goal is to drink a liter and a half of water Every day for the next hundred days and I've already failed because I can't find my water bottle So if anybody could bring me my water bottle that would be helpful Assistant
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (51:47.215)
You
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (51:55.268)
I don't know if I like your a hundred day challenge. Can I check? Can I, can I challenge you to something else? Sean? Can I, can I, can I give you a hundred day challenge and you don't have to do it for a hundred days because technically we only have 14 weeks left in the year. And the challenge I would like to put onto you because I don't, I don't like your water challenge. I think it would be fun.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (51:59.294)
For me it's a challenge.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (52:05.443)
What do you got?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (52:23.107)
Fuck my liver.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (52:24.783)
and maybe the audience would like it too. I would love for you, Sean, to give us 14 weeks of poems about cats for the next 14 weeks.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (52:39.043)
14 weeks of poems about cats What the fuck
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (52:43.33)
about cats.
I want you to indulge me for the next 14 weeks and do a poem. Give me 14 poems about cats.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (52:57.729)
Okay. All right, buddy. You know what? I'll take it. I'll take these 14 weeks I'll get you I'll give you poems about cats and still do my water thing. So fuck off
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (53:04.783)
Okay, okay, all right, all right. And you were, because I was gonna say, I didn't create really a 100 day challenge for me. So on the next episode, I want you to come prepared to give me a challenge. And give me a challenge for the next, I mean, it'll be, it's gonna be shy of a hundred days for the next episode, but yes.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (53:16.303)
I'll come prepared. I'll come prepared, you son of a bitch. You motherfucker.
Alright, I'll make it fun though. I'll make it good.
Yeah, but I'll make it worth it. I'll figure it out. I like that though. I'll do that
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (53:33.456)
I want you to challenge me or maybe somebody listening. There's maybe somebody watching wants to put in the comments It's got to be appropriate though for the next hundred days I'm game. I'm game No, no, no, no, I don't think I have enough man juice for that either Joshua juice cucumber juice. Yeah Okay, it's only 14 you only got to write 14 cat poems
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (53:40.683)
Yeah. You can't be beating off all these episodes.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (53:48.205)
Damn it. Well, yeah.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (53:54.069)
Nice. buddy, I'll do it. I'll do your 100 day challenge. I'm on. Let's go.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (54:02.751)
me. It's a lot of poems.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (54:06.841)
They don't gotta be long. It's gotta be about cats.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (54:08.183)
And for the record, I'm not going to use AI for any of these poems. I'm going to write them a la carte, Sean brain, Sean brain. So keep that in mind. Just because my brain is AI does not mean I'm using web-based AI technology for these poems. They'll be cat-based. I will do it. I'll do it right. I'll do it the right way.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (54:28.525)
I can't wait to hear your first cat poem. It's going be great. Can't wait.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (54:32.983)
Joshua, go ahead and give us your fun, fun. Let's start wrapping this shit up, buddy. I'm getting, I'm getting tired. I'm getting sleepy. Epee.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (54:35.247)
All buddy. All right, buddy. No knock on your. I mean, I should just show it off. I shouldn't even say no knock, but I came across some lovely little fun goes that I think Sean, you just you just might appreciate these things you you might. It might touch you in more places than one.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (54:51.53)
Ooh, can't wait.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (54:58.563)
I'm ready. Josh was grabbing his face. They really fell down. Like, they had to go way down there.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (55:03.791)
I had to go deep for these things. Sean, because I know you love her so much and you love her so much, you wanted her to put her hand on something that you now own. I had to go and get my own. I got myself a lovely alvira.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (55:20.835)
Woo!
Joshua is holding that, there you go buddy, Elvira. Look at her, she's sitting on top of the broom. I love it. Joshua, I love her. I love her so much. She's beautiful. But she's not signed, so it's not the best. Get out.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (55:32.793)
you love her? Okay, you love her so much. Well, do you love this one even better?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (55:42.115)
that is a beautiful one. do have that one down there. That is the one that she signed for me.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (55:50.113)
yeah, you do got that one. I do, see it in the corner. So now I am part of the Alvira Club, yes. There go buddy. I joined you in the Alvira Club. Those are my fun finds.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (55:51.597)
Yeah, this is right there.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (55:56.654)
Go. I love it, dude. I love it. I'm happy. I'm happy that you're part of the crew. We got to get your ass up here so that she can sign them. She's up here every October. So let's get you up here and get her to sign those for you. Yeah, both of
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (56:09.21)
Both of them? But that ca- yeah, she charges for that shit though, man.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (56:13.855)
Everybody charges for that shit, dude. We're gonna charge for that shit.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (56:17.328)
I just want to find somebody who knows her personally and then just give them to them and then... fuck it. Take them to her house over dinner. It's fucking... seems so much easier to do.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (56:22.21)
right.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (56:25.571)
These are the only two Funkos that have ever had dinner with Elvira.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (56:29.68)
And then she sounded with lipstick everybody
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (56:36.963)
Alright man, let me show you my fun finds. Hey, before we even fucking go into this mystery box that I've been doing for these past few weeks, thank you in the comments for grilling me about who this was. This one right here, this little guy, this little guy. This is not Jordan Peele. This is Chris Washington from the movie Get Out. So not Jordan Peele. throwing that out there. Didn't know.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (57:01.264)
Mmm.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (57:06.807)
didn't know.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (57:07.792)
The comment they usually know that I mean that's We're building a community here and they got to correct us. So thank you for the people who corrected Sean in that one
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (57:10.177)
They know. Yeah, they know too much.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (57:17.143)
Yeah, thank you still doing still doing the box. There it is stores We're on a week number four. Yeah week number four. So I'm just gonna go ahead and grab that know, know, me see me grab that I'll just take it out cuz I can't see it. It's in a black bag as always So Joshua you want to take a guess before I even open it?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (57:35.536)
Hmm who could I guess did we already do Frankenstein? Did we already do a Frankenstein?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (57:42.467)
We haven't gotten Frankenstein yet. I will say Frankenstein is in the bag or is in the box, not the bag,
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (57:48.706)
Okay, I can I just say Frankenstein? think I even said, yeah, I'm going with Frankenstein survey says Frankenstein.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (57:53.472)
Mm-hmm. All right, Frankenstein this week. Let's find out. Here we go, everybody. Enjoy the opening of the bag. Joshua, it is... I believe that is Megan, right? Yeah, I think that's Megan.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (58:08.43)
Is that a little sword? that a q-tip? you holding?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (58:10.115)
Yeah, it's a little sword. It's little sword.
Yeah, pretty sure that's Megan. So there you go. I know this one. I know this one. Don't grill me. I know who this is. Fucking grill me. Yeah. Tell me who it is. Tell me who is. Tell me who the fuck this is. Anyways, buddy, that's my fun find for the week.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (58:17.328)
Yeah, sure you do you know grill him and we know that's not Megan Megan don't tell him who it is everybody
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (58:32.899)
What else you got? Everything else?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (58:34.296)
I don't have anything else. I mean we got these sassy. I mean should we hit it with a cookie? went two weeks without doing cookies. Should we try one? All right
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (58:40.245)
Yeah, we did two weeks worth of cookie. Let's do it. Let's fucking hit a cookie,
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (58:42.734)
Let's do a cookie man. Let's let's have a cookie. We've got a couple minutes left here. All right everybody. This is your first time or because maybe it's your last time. but these are the sassy dozen cookies. They usually have fun little sayings in these things and I haven't opened them for the last couple of weeks just because I just haven't. but let's, let's get into one of these cookies and let's see, what we got for this little fortune for a September 23rd.
Here we go everybody, here is your sassy dozen little whatever this thing is. You're not getting older, you're getting bitter, everybody. Is that? There's truth to that, right?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (59:26.083)
I mean, yeah, I mean, there's truth to that, but it is sassy because it's like, it's like, no, you're not getting older, Joshua. You're getting bitter. You know, that's sass. It's fucking sass, dude.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (59:36.08)
I don't think but I don't think I'm getting okay. I won't take a literal. I won't take a literal
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (59:40.131)
Were you just getting bitter at me boy?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (59:44.272)
I think I was yeah, I was just showing exactly what that was saying right there. Holy shit Yeah, buddy. That's what I got. That's that's yeah, what else you got numbers?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (59:52.676)
Nice my dude. Here since you gave a fortune, let me give some lucky numbers. Let's end this one. Let's do a classic ending for this week, you know. These are your seven lucky numbers for the week. Use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. Let us know if you win. But they are as followed, two, six, eight, 11, 37, 42 and 47. Once again, those seven lucky numbers are two, six, eight, 11, 37, 42 and 47.
Congratulations to the two winners of the billion dollar lotto that just happened a few weeks ago. Maybe send some of that wealth our way. Maybe come over to Sorry For Little Lady.Live slash merch and buy a cute little mermaid t-shirt or a cute little werewolf t-shirt or a toad t-shirt. Please just come buy more shirts, please. Josh was not letting me make any more until I sell more. Please. God. Anyways, buddy.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:00:23.843)
Wow.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:00:36.985)
beach.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:00:46.275)
Wrap up this episode, give the people what they really came for, and end this shit with your monologue, my dude. You have the stage, I'm gonna go over here and I'm just gonna go piss in my little piss bucket. My little, what was it, road soda? My little road soda. Here we go.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:00:49.217)
Man
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:00:58.371)
Yeah, road soda. Exactly. Your little road soda. That was so classic when I heard that thing. I love little things like that. but I don't have much to say on this episode, Sean. I liked the fact that during this episode you touched on mental health because that is a big thing.
I can't say anything other than, know, find your community, find some people that you love to hang out with because there's nothing better than finding your community feels really good. but yeah, buddy, I don't have much to say. All I can say is just thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. We'll be here next week for episode one five. I promise it's gonna just be even crazier. I don't know. Maybe, maybe I'll drink the whole bottle of Jack the next episode. I have no fucking idea.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:01:44.079)
There you go buddy. That's all I got.
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:01:47.191)
Well, Joshua, thank you for that short but sweet monologue. I do appreciate that. And I appreciate everybody watching and listening. Hey, it's been a fun few weeks these past few weeks, but, you know, it's about to get even weirder as we head into the Halloween season. I have some stuff planned that Joshua doesn't know about and it's pretty good. It's going to hit fun. It's going to give fun. But thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Come buy a shirt. Come say hi. Join this community if you need to talk. Well, we're always here. You know, hit us in the DMs, hit us on the socials.
You know, we're always an ear and we're here waiting and willing. So buddy, one last thing before the weekends. I think you know how this goes, my dude. Here we go. Joshua, what has ears but cannot hear?
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:02:28.111)
I do. I do.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:02:35.407)
corn?
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:02:37.325)
Close, a cornfield.
Joshua “Ghost Diver” (01:02:42.191)
I tried
Sean “Saltwater Ghoul” (01:02:42.372)
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Deuces.
