Sorry For The Delay | EP. 105 | Spooky Season Kickoff, Fair Food & Merch
Chapters
00:00 Introductions, Siptember & NEW Merch Drop
03:45 What's In Our Cups "Tip Top - Whiskey Sour, Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Incline Cider House - Apple Crisp, Incline Cider House - POG "
07:10 Martinelli's Apple Cider Rant
09:30 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 8: The Day the Shadows Moved
14:50 Chat With Us: Topics For The Week
16:34 Fair Experiences & Food Reviews
19:20 Fair Pricing & Joshua's Fair Rant
24:02 Hallow-If's Part 3
30:38 A.I. Song of The Week "October, Come In"
34:50 Spooky Preparations For Halloween
39:29 Objects or Obsessions
51:00 Funko Finds & Collectibles
53:35 100 Days Challenge: Picture & Poem Week 1
56:00 Closing Thoughts
Sound Bites
"Check out the new drop of merch that will be coming out as soon as this episode drops." - Sean promoting their merchandise.
"The whole reason why we went to the fair in the first place was to go see T-Pain." - Sean explaining their visit to the fair.
"The fair was pretty cool, buddy. It was pretty cool. It a big event." - Sean sharing his thoughts on the fair.
"We're going all the way till Halloween, everybody. Feel free to skip ahead if you don't want to listen." - Sean introducing the Maple Street saga segment.
"I do have a spot that I have all my Halloween stuff. So I have started to slowly put that out." - Sean discussing his Halloween preparations.
"It's going to get spooky. It's going to get fun." - Joshua looking forward to the Halloween season.
"This is none other than Victor Pasco from Pet Cemetery." - Joshua showcasing his Funko find.
"This is my Lafoufou. He doesn't have a name yet, but he's actually pretty cute." - Sean showing a potentially haunted object.
"This cookie might as well been made out of a rubber tire." - Joshua humorously critiquing the fortune cookie.
"This design is a skull, not like the skull that we have in our usual design, but a little bit more, a little bit more detailed." - Sean describing a new merch design.
"I'm going Jack O' Lantern, yeah." - Joshua choosing his favorite design.
"Would you rather try to survive a zombie apocalypse or live in a world where monsters vampires ghosts and cryptids Bigfoot Mothman are out to get you?" - Sean posing a hypothetical question.
Transcript
Sean “Gourd Lord” (00:55.537)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua over there. I got to write this time and Joshua, like I do every week, my dude, how are you doing? Oh wait, I did it. Did I fuck that intro up? Hang on. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. Oh, and this is episode 105. There we go. That's what I left off.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:15.822)
I mean, I don't know we fuck you know it
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:23.21)
Yeah, you got it. You got it. Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:25.163)
and Joshua like I do every week. How are you doing this week, my guy?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:29.068)
Well, I mean, it's it's the end of the month. So it kind of sucks. You know, this is the end of September 30th. This is the last year or the last day the September. Fuck, I can't even talk either. And I decided very weirdly that instead of September, I think we should call it going forward September because me and you, like to just yeah, we like to sip on September. So we should just permanently rename September
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:42.829)
Ha
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:52.049)
sip.
Okay, I like that. Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:59.178)
September. So yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (02:00.793)
I mean, I wish you would have came up with that at the beginning of the month because that would make a lot more sense. But we'll take it. We'll take it at the end. September, everybody.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (02:03.541)
I know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I mean, this podcast is not called Sorry for the Delay for No Reason. I mean, there literally is a mind delay every time with our speech just the way we think. So yeah, dude. But I mean, you did ask me how I'm doing. I'm doing well. Fuck, dude, we're going into the weekend. I know it's probably only Tuesday if you guys are listening to this, but you'll get there. It's gonna be a blast. I'm telling you right now.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (02:12.463)
That's very true, very true.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (02:20.785)
Thanks.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (02:31.567)
You will get there, yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (02:33.557)
When the weekend comes around, you're going to have a great fucking time. So thank you for listening. Thank you for watching and let's get it started. Episode one of five. Let's rock it out,
Sean “Gourd Lord” (02:36.817)
There you go. Hell yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (02:43.057)
Hell yeah buddy episode 105. Before we get to our drinks I want to hit the housekeeping corner real fast here because it is the end of September and it is going to be the start of October and Joshua you know what that means buddy it'll be the fall drop as far as the merch goes so sorry for the laid out live check out this episode in its entirety as well as this transcript of everything that we said and didn't say the stuff that you can't see or hear but you can read on the website sorry for the laid out live
And also check out the new drop of merch that will be coming out as soon as this episode drops, that will be available on SART for the little laid out live slash merch. And Joshua, I'm going to go ahead and preview something that people will be able to purchase in this new fall set. And then because this is kind of prerecorded, I'm going to need your help buddy to determine what the final design for this set is going to be. So first things first, let me show you.
the first design that we have for the t-shirts. Joshua, let me share my screen with you. Everybody watching or listening? Just keep watching. you're if you're watching, just keep watching. If you're listening, just keep listening. Do the website. Come check it out. But buddy, here is the first design for you right here. Look at that bad boy. hmm. This design is a skull, not like the skull that we have in our usual design, but a little bit more, a little bit more detailed. Would we say, Joshua?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (03:55.127)
Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (04:01.387)
Okay.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (04:10.993)
Would we say it's a little more detailed?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (04:11.501)
Yeah, I mean, I would agree. You know, we always come up with really good color schemes, but that's a solid. I like that. I, know, are we voting like 10 out of 10 or five out of tens or is there a scale? Like, I mean, like, okay, right. I would give that, um, if we're going to five, that's five out of five. Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (04:21.297)
You can vote to your little heart contents. Sure buddy, what would you give that?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (04:30.573)
No, nice. To be honest, the color scheme is not probably 100 % complete, but I'm happy you like it. Good. I'm glad. Now, buddy, now what I really need your help with here is I need to figure out the final design for the shirts. And it can't be both, unfortunately. It's only got to be one because I don't have a lot of time in the day. So the first one I'm going to show you is what I'm going to call the Dracula design, Joshua. And I'll go ahead and share my tab and share for the people watching.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (04:36.493)
Okay, alright well, fuck dude.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (04:59.003)
All right, there's your first design. All right. Remember all these are mockups. These are just my, my mockups. So everything's not finalized. it's just giving me an outline, a rough idea for them. And the last one, Joshua, I have is this one here. So this is called the pumpkin design and it's a flaming pumpkin. he looks beautiful. Again, just mockups, trying to get everything finalized in the end. So Joshua, between the two, what are you voting?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (05:01.451)
Okay, all right.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (05:24.777)
I'm going, I mean as much as I like Dracula, I think I'm gonna go with the Jack O' Lantern. I'm going Jack O' Lantern, yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (05:32.973)
I would agree. I'm 100 % in agreement with you. for those of you watching, head on over to StarfleetLadoutLive slash merch and you'll be able to get the skull that we're putting out and this beautiful jack-o-lantern. It'll probably look a little different, but the idea is there. So with that, Joshua, and all the words, what is in your cup this week, my dude?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (05:54.88)
Okay, so it since like I said, it is September and it sucks that it took us this long for me to come up with something so crafty. I couldn't in September without bringing two drinks to the table. So I'm double fisting. I don't know how the night's going to go. I never do in the morning. I just know I never know how it's going to go. So the first drink I brought to the table is this fun little mini friend. This is a little tip top.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (06:21.624)
Whoa!
Joshua “Squash-ua” (06:24.989)
Whiskey sour. I don't know if you've ever had one of these Sean, but
Sean “Gourd Lord” (06:26.705)
No! Well, hang on. I think that company makes some other stuff that I've had on an airplane. I think I've had their old-fashioned. So, it was pretty good.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (06:38.391)
Yeah, so I brought that to the table and you can't have a podcast with us without bringing a therapist along. So I brought this back as a backup to. Fuck, dude, I mean, as long as they're free, I'll keep all but have as many as they'll give me shit. I can't afford a therapist if I actually had to pay for one. But yeah, so here we go. Pour these little guy in here. I've never had one of these. And since they don't give you very much, I mean, literally, it's just a tiny little like a little bit. That's all they give you.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (06:45.169)
How many therapists do you have?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (06:51.857)
Ha
Sean “Gourd Lord” (06:55.601)
Good
Sean “Gourd Lord” (07:00.529)
Hmm.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (07:07.825)
Yeah, it's like a little shot.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (07:08.557)
So I don't know if I would be able to make their whole podcast with you, Sean, with just this amount. So I'm gonna try it.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (07:16.081)
There goes. He's taking a big ol' I mean, a big sip.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (07:21.185)
That's actually pretty flavorful for a little guy in the can just like me a whole lot of flavor in this little can right here
Sean “Gourd Lord” (07:29.297)
Just like you.
That's fucking funny, dude. That's funny.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (07:34.081)
Yeah Sean, that's what I got for this episode besides the therapist. What are you drinking over there man? What's in your cup today?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (07:39.333)
Alright, let's fucking blaze through this shit. I got two things again I'm double fisting as well buddy and those of you listening you may notice that my voice is a little bit raspier and a little congested I'm a little sick Got a little head cold and stuff that does not stop me from drinking the alcoholic in me says you must drink or you get the shakes But just with that being said I have a new cider another one DJ Khaled up in here again, just what this is by inclined cider house This is their apple crisp
This is their apple crisp, buddy. So last week I had two towns cider, which was pretty good, pretty good if I remember correctly. And this is the inclined cider, the same people who make my favorite cider, which is the tropics or the Imperial Pog now that they call it. So I'm going to go ahead and try this apple crisp. I'm pretty excited, Joshua. Here we go. First smell test, everybody. Smells like cider. Smells like cider.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (08:32.343)
Sean loves these things. I hope you have like stock in this company right here. Jesus.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (08:39.055)
Hmm? Hmm?
Okay. All right. Okay. All right. This tastes, Joshua, this tastes like it honestly, not enough spice flavor, which is kind of what I was hoping for because the other one, the two towns had a lot of spice to it. A lot of cinnamon. This doesn't have a lot of cinnamon. This has a lot of like just apple flavor, you know, like it's, it's hard to explain, but it's not cinnamon. It's not spicy. It's just delicious apple.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (08:49.409)
Yes.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (09:13.103)
warmth if that makes sense like if you took a martinelli's regular apple cider and you made it hard that is what this is it's delicious highly recommend so if you don't want a spicy cider like a spicy apple cider then this apple crisp right here five out of five
Joshua “Squash-ua” (09:31.309)
I wonder how many people listening to this has never had a Martin Ali's beverage.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (09:36.613)
Probably, I think a lot less than you think. I think there are a lot of people who've drank Martinelli's. It's a very popular brand of cider. Like one of the only like sparkling ciders. You know, at least the only good ones.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (09:44.557)
Hmm.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (09:49.358)
Do think Martin Ali's like jumped on the bandwagon when it came to site comes to siters because they were weren't they a little late to the game because I know they came out with the hard side of them were they like right
Sean “Gourd Lord” (09:58.787)
yeah. Yeah, they were hella late to the game. Yeah. And it's not good, by the way. Those of you drinking that Martinelli cider, it's not good. Sorry. Don't don't mean to shit on it. But as a connoisseur of cider, so that's that's probably one of my least favorites. So.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (10:03.341)
Sorry, Ellis. Sorry. Sorry, dude. Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (10:14.157)
Are you are you trying to tell Martin Ali's to stay in their lane when it comes to siters like stay in your lane?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (10:18.769)
I mean, technically they are a cider company, you know, but like they just can't crack the alcoholic flavor. Like it just doesn't work. Like, fuck, give me this. I'd rather have this, this incline fucking apple crisps than any Martinelli cider. Sorry, Martinelli's just sorry. A three one represent, you know, but sorry.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (10:25.781)
Mmm.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (10:38.283)
I don't think they do a year round do they?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (10:41.259)
yeah they do. You can go get that right now buddy.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (10:42.389)
as a year I thought it was like I thought it was like special like they only popped off a few times a year with that shit it wasn't like a regular thing
Sean “Gourd Lord” (10:47.633)
Nah, you can go to your Safeway and open up that door and you can get one. I've seen it. I've been there.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (10:53.953)
So maybe that's what they need to start coming up with like a limited edition of that shit. Take their time with it, you know?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (10:57.795)
Yeah, yeah, dude, if they made. hang on, hang on, Martin Ellis, you can't steal our ideas here, but let me give you some suggestions. If they were to make their cider like their non alcoholic ciders flavors like their cranberry or their mango right into actual hard ciders, dude, they'd be set. They'd be fucking set. But, you know, they're probably not going to do that. So. Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (11:24.333)
As a connoisseur of cider Sean just shit on you and get better is what he said Yeah
Sean “Gourd Lord” (11:30.843)
You welcome. Get better. Buddy, you know what else we're getting better at with every week? I'll tell you right now, Fucking Maple Street, dude. We got another chapter in the Maple Street saga. We're going all the way till Halloween, everybody. Feel free to skip ahead if you don't want to listen and you just want to wait until the very end where you can hear everything. Or you can wait until Joshua and I do a listen party together and go over it then. But for now, this is going to be chapter eight of the Maple Street saga. Joshua, sit back, relax, have some drinks. I'm going to go blow my nose.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (11:59.352)
Thank you.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (12:00.689)
I shall return to both of you. Here you go buddy. Let's fucking get it. Cheers.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (15:39.985)
Alright buddy, there you go. There was your Maple Street story for the week. Joshua, we're getting real, real spooky with it, man. Shadow is moving without you even walking. New spirals. The story is slowly coming to an end, my dude.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (15:56.813)
It's getting thick. That's for sure. I mean, where we're getting to the, we're getting to like the middle of this story or are we still in like the first third of this story towards the end? Okay. Okay. All right.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (15:58.779)
getting thick. There's a lot of unanswered questions.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (16:05.489)
Now we're, we're towards the end now, buddy. We're towards the end. Yeah. The loop is, is starting to close. Things are happening.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (16:14.126)
So character development, everything has happened from now, from then until now. We're there. Okay, all right. Well, if you've missed it, how many, how many, how many, how many episodes is this now with that? Okay, all right. See you.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (16:19.099)
Yep, exactly. We're there, buddy. We're in the end game now, In the end game.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (16:28.603)
So this is episode eight or chapter eight in a 12 part series. So only a few more left. Yeah. Yep.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (16:34.222)
Okay, so you have to rewind the tape, yeah, eight episodes ago to start it all over if you want to, or just do the full on watch party like we talked about.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (16:41.837)
Yeah, or do the watch party when we put that out or if you really want to it's on social medias There's a whole section on our youtube page under the maple street playlist You can go ahead and listen along with us every week on there as well. So Anyways, buddy, I know we got a lot to talk about let's head on over to the chat with this section Let's fucking bust this nut wide open my dude Ghostbusters, you know
Joshua “Squash-ua” (16:54.286)
Rock and roll. do we do All right, Sean, here we go the fun the meat and potatoes as we like to say sometimes of this podcast to get a little silly so today we're getting into Fair overload. I think that's something that you came up with Sean. Yeah, I think we talked about some fair some shit going on
Don't they say everybody dies somebody dies at the fair, you know not to go dark with it, but I think it's a thing Okay, well Sean's still here and Second on the list is a hollow ifs part two. Don't know what that's about part three. Shit, okay. Well, guess what the power of There you go live editing right there part of three. There you go. Yeah, there you go. And number three on the list we got spooky prepper
Sean “Gourd Lord” (17:26.481)
I didn't
Sean “Gourd Lord” (17:35.361)
No, it should be part three. This is going to be our third part.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (17:42.649)
live editing. Look at that. Instant. Wonderful.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (17:51.822)
It's a fun little something I came up with, know, spooky prepper.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (17:52.401)
Can I just say I thought that said pepper? thought that said spooky pepper.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (17:58.519)
I mean.
I mean to be fair you do read from a laptop, know, and you're getting old. You know, your eyes are small. Your eyes, yeah, not very big over there. And the final one on the list is objects or obsessions. Sean?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (18:04.027)
That is very true. My screen is very small. Also very true.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (18:18.065)
Although it does say objects of obsession, that's two different things like The power of live editing I love this. I love this show dude. I love us. We're the best Let's go buddy
Joshua “Squash-ua” (18:22.004)
okay. Well, hey, check this out. Hey, guess what?
There you go. There you go. It's fixed now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all about fucking shit up and fixing it live. Here we go. All right, Sean, tell us all about your fair experience. Did you have a deep fried Oreo?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (18:45.259)
right off the bat, no, sorry. I'm not a big fan of the deep fried stuff. My tummy is all fucked up sometimes with some of that stuff. But I'll start off by saying the fair was pretty cool, buddy. It was pretty cool. It a big event. know that you're used to like the the Santa Cruz County Fair. This was like three times bigger than the Santa Cruz County Fair and also like 16 times more people. It was crazy.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (18:47.637)
Okay, alright.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (19:10.667)
But that is also because there was a T-Pain concert that we went to. That's the whole reason why we went to the fair in the first place was to go see T-Pain. And let me just start off by saying that man T-Pain, he can perform any time of the year and I will go see him. That motherfucker is a performer. He is amazing. He is a okay dancer, but you know, can't win them all in this league. But it was sensational. Had a great time at that concert. He put on a great show. As far as the fair goes,
This is my first time ever being in a fair of this capacity, like a permanent fair staple. Like it's a permanent fair area, you know? So it's the first time being there. And also some of the first times that I've had food there at a fair. For example, Joshua, I had a turkey leg for the first time at this fair. And let me tell you, my dude, fucking mind blown. I think I had the best turkey leg I've ever had in my entire life. And that's
coming from somebody who makes turkey on Thanksgiving. Like it was smoked to perfection, Joshua. There was, was, was the people hate the word, but it was moist as fuck. It was delicious. Excuse me. Yeah, dude, they hate, they can't stand it. They can't say that word. But I had that. I had some brisket, which was really awesome. And then I had some amazing ceviche. Never thought I would have ceviche. It was shrimp ceviche. And it was so fucking.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (20:20.91)
People hate the word moist? What?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (20:37.265)
good, Joshua. It was so good, in fact, we had to go back for seconds. That's how good it fucking was. And then everybody gave me these recommendations for foods to have at the fair. And one of them was these like scones that they do like these famous scones, right? They were OK. They were probably one of the worst things I had at the fair. But I did end up getting an amazing chocolate chip cookie. It was like something.
or cookie or cow cookie, something like that. But it was just a huge chocolate chip cookie, buddy. And it was warm and it was gooey and it would make you come, buddy. It would make you come so hard. It was fucking delicious. And so my first experience up here with the fair is five out of five. We'll go again, but I'll probably go on a day that it's not as busy. Like there's no concert or anything, maybe during the week or something. And just on a final note, while I lose my breath here.
People complain about fair prices and to those people I say, fuck off. If you're gonna go to the fair, you know what's gonna be expensive. You don't need to fucking come over here with your, what is that thing called? Your, I'm forgetting the fucking word, your rage baiting. Yeah, we don't need to be here with the rage bait, all right? Fucking fuck off, all right? It's gonna be expensive. Prices are what it is, you know? So just keep that in mind. Other than that, buddy, I had a great time.
What are your takes on fairs? Cause I know we're going to talk about that because I think you might have a different take on this.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (22:04.716)
Yeah, can't be more. No, I do. And Sean basically told me to fuck off right there because I am in the camp of the fare is too fucking expensive, dude. I think the fair should like baseball games, like football games, like anything else that's supposed to be family fun and orientated. It should be affordable. And when you, when you price out the affordability of a fair, takes away from the family experience.
And then it becomes a fucking headache when you get home and you just look at your bank statement. You're like, why the fuck did I pay so much money for this bullshit? So I mean, I get it. You know, if you got money, you have a great fucking time. But if you're going because you want to take your kids to see the cows or the insects are fucking T pain and fucking auto tune, whatever the fuck, you know, if you want to just go and like do all that and pay for that.
Sure man, I mean it's fucking a great time but I think anything that you gotta take the family to should still be affordable because it's, they're pricing shit out and it kinda fucking, sucks that that happens. But to speak to my fair experience, because we did just have the fair, I mean it's coming out on the 30th so we had it a while ago, the food.
It was pretty fucking good. I mean, I'm not going to lie about the food, but I shouldn't pay fucking $20 for a fucking corn dog. Yeah, it's kind of fucking ridiculous. I don't care if it's a foot long or two inches. You know what I mean? Every guy walking around knows the difference of those two. So I shouldn't have to pay more for one or the other. Fuck dude. but I mean, I I don't know, man. I don't want to rat and say it's, bad, but I mean, you know, the fair is what the fair is. And if I can give a final thought on the fair, I don't think fairs
should be a political space. I know we don't talk about politics a lot on this podcast, but when I went to the fair, they had a whole booth set up and there was people wearing t-shirts. They're walking up on your face. You know, they're, they're trying to, you know, they're trying to instill their values and they're wherever they're coming from. I don't think I should be walking by. I don't have kids, even my fucking dogs. I don't want them to listen to this bullshit. Um, I don't think anybody should be subjected to that when I'm trying to look at some cool handmade art.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (24:24.736)
next to some guy who just fucking jerking off to a poster of whoever the fuck they believe in. So I think political spaces should be left in the corner at family events like that. But overall, I guess if you're a baller like Sean, then who gives a fuck about the money if you're like me and collects cans still? Please bring down the prices because it's just not fair.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (24:49.677)
Alright, well to add on to Joshua's real quick here to make us some addendums here. First of all T-Pain, yes he does use autotune, but it was not prevalent at this show. This man can fucking sing. He's been on The Masked Singer and he's already proven that he can sing like a motherfucker. It's beautiful. It's amazing. Secondly, on the price factor. Yes, I agree that anything family oriented should probably be family oriented with prices, but
Joshua “Squash-ua” (25:02.316)
Yeah, no, he's a good, he's an artist. He's a performer. Yeah, he's a performer. Yeah, I get it.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (25:17.723)
baseball games, football games and shit like that. They're already expensive. And I feel like a fair, because it was so cheap to start, fairs are just competing now with baseball games and football games, right? So they're putting their prices up to where those are now. So if that's the case, you know, don't go, you know, put, put on YouTube, have your kid watch a stuffed animal. you know, like, I don't know, man. I thought it was fine.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (25:43.703)
Yes. Yeah, well, you got money and you don't have four kids, so you're fine. There you go. Yeah, so there's the difference between somebody. Like I said, I wouldn't take my dogs. It'd be too expensive to take them, dude. So yeah, but fuck yeah. I'm glad you had a good time. I'm glad you can get diarrhea either because sometimes favorite food does it to you.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (25:48.362)
That's also very true, you know. Thank God.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (25:59.131)
Very cool buddy.
Yeah, no diarrhea. No diarrhea at all. My shits were hard as fuck. So was nice.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (26:06.958)
Alright, John. Hollow Ifs Part 3, not 2.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (26:12.887)
Yes, Joshua, just like every good horror movie, we have to never know when to stop making them. So this is Hollow Ifs Part Three. This is just another collection of what ifs and hypotheticals for you, buddy. And I feel good about these ones. All these ones I wrote, buddy, by the way, all like all the ones that I'm giving you are ones that I've thought about and came up on the top of my head. So let's start off with this one. Would you rather fight one jacked pumpkin?
or a hundred tiny skeletons with toothpicks.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (26:45.838)
So the skeletons have toothpicks or I have toothpicks?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (26:50.329)
skeletons have toothpicks. There's weapons, you know.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (26:53.237)
Do I get a weapon?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (26:54.801)
No, just your fist buddy. Just your fist. Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (26:56.76)
Just my fists. So it's the jack-o-lantern or the tiny skeletons with two picks? dude, I would totally fight a bunch of those skeletons. That'd be fun. Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (27:01.797)
Yep. What you doing?
That'd be so cool. And then their bones would make that like, collective bone crunch sound every time you'd hit one.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (27:12.48)
Yeah, I mean I've punched a jackal on number four and they're fucking they're they're pretty tough. So Yeah, I don't think those little skeletons are glued together by any means so you could probably just Clap your hands and they'll fall apart or some shit
Sean “Gourd Lord” (27:18.765)
They're beefy bro. They got a hard exoskeleton.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (27:25.219)
No, no, no.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (27:30.069)
But I feel like a few of them would get in on you, you know, to give you some stabs a little bit, you know, especially with toothpicks. like little needles, bro. Little needles. Oof. All right, about this one, my dude? You get one million dollars, but you have to say trick or treat before entering any rooms forever.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (27:37.902)
mean, I'm kinda into it. can give it a little stab now and again. Why not? Fuck it.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (27:52.143)
So that's that becomes my dialogue every time I step into it
Sean “Gourd Lord” (27:56.785)
You have to go through that every time you step into a room trick-or-treat Yeah
Joshua “Squash-ua” (28:01.112)
trick-or-treat that'd be yeah be easy that they told the guys can I sign it too like if I know sign language or do I have to verbally express that because what if I lose the gift of speech you like
Sean “Gourd Lord” (28:08.133)
Yeah, sure.
Mm. Yeah, no, I will allow it. I will allow you to sign it as well, because that is a form of language. So yes, if you want to learn how to sign that every time you walk into a room, because that would be helpful, because like if you have to walk into your bedroom and your significant other is sleeping, you know, you can't. I mean, you probably could whisper it, but that would be no fun. You know,
Joshua “Squash-ua” (28:32.162)
I would totally sign that. Yeah, dude. Yeah, I could do that easily. I mean, people would probably get annoyed at some point, but I mean, I got a million dollars in the bag, so fuck it.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (28:42.469)
That's very true. And do you think you would also become hyper aware of every room that you walk into? Like because you'd like step into your front room, right? Well, your living room. Then you'd step into your kitchen. Technically, they're different living spaces, right? So you would have to like. Yeah, what a room is, right? I would say that. I would say anything with a door attached to it would probably be a room, you know, like a closet would be a room, a garage would be a room.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (28:55.81)
Yeah, yeah, we would have to define what a room is like as a garage a room You know, do I park my car as a room?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (29:11.323)
you know, a bathroom, obviously, but you know.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (29:13.55)
Okay, so if it would the inside of my toilet be a room technically because it does have a lid it has have a door Do I have to say like trick-or-treat when I open to take a shit? I mean my shit lives in the toilet. So I It could be a living space for some I mean to say
Sean “Gourd Lord” (29:20.145)
I mean, we're defining door as anything with a handle on it, not anything that lifts up and down like a... Yeah, yeah, good point, good point. So you're doing it then, you're doing it, you're taking the million.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (29:39.723)
I'm totally lifting the toilet and taking a shit and say yeah, I took a treat or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Doing it.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (29:43.737)
Trick or treat. All right, buddy. Here's the here's the last one I got for you Would you rather try to survive a zombie apocalypse or live in a world where monsters vampires ghosts and cryptids Bigfoot Mothman are out to get you
Joshua “Squash-ua” (29:58.711)
Damn, that would be, that would be pretty fun. Both of those universes seem like a good, a good time. I mean, we've seen a, but we've seen enough zombie movies, so I'm going to go with the latter. I'm going to go with the cryptics. I want to live in that space and maybe I can buddy up a big foot. You never know. Throw them a, throw them a deer leg and elk carcass. I mean, like, here's the thing. If cryptics aren't hungry, then maybe they won't see you as
Sean “Gourd Lord” (30:03.147)
Right? Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (30:12.273)
Yeah,
Sean “Gourd Lord” (30:17.041)
Learn to team up with these things. That'd be awesome.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (30:28.17)
They want to eat yours that you know, like you know, you're not a thing. So if I feed the cryptic Whatever their means of of you know, it can something whatever they're into I feed that You know if it's like a Ouija board I just play with that rub on it a little bit You know what? I mean, I hit over the yes and no a couple times to stimulate the fucking Ouija board You know what? I mean, I'll stimulate a cryptic rub on a Loch Ness monsters neck if I need to do not have it eat me or some shit
Sean “Gourd Lord” (30:31.781)
Okay.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (30:38.897)
Yeah. Yeah. You learn to be friendly.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (30:50.118)
I got you.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (30:57.529)
So, okay, alright, so you're trying to befriend them in this universe. Okay, I appreciate that. I respect that wholeheartedly. I'm completely with you though.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (30:58.541)
Fuck it, dude.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean if you shave Bigfoot, he's probably gonna fuck you up You know what I mean? If you go down and try to like put a filter in the in the swap monster What's his name? The locking the swamp monster was his name swamp thing? Yeah, yeah, if you fucking try to put a filter and try to make his water blue He's probably gonna fuck you up, dude. He likes the murky shit water like he probably doesn't want to live in in in You know Fiji with some blue water. He wants to live in his own shit. So
Sean “Gourd Lord” (31:09.763)
Mmm. Very true, very true.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (31:17.965)
creature from the Black Lagoon? Yeah, that's one thing.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (31:25.583)
Yeah, yeah, good point. Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (31:35.586)
Don't fucking don't make the cryptops upset. Don't make them upset.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (31:40.497)
That's great, dude. That's great. But I'm with you. Same thing. Same boat. I would do the Krypton one, because yeah, we've seen way too many zombie apocalypse movies. I think we kind of all know how to live through that, you know, if you want to, I guess. But yeah, I would love that. I would help you befriend them. You know, we buddy up with Bigfoot together.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (31:41.314)
Be friend them.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (31:56.793)
Yeah, but I mean, dude, that's like, seems like the best universe to live in.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (32:01.093)
Yeah, man. Yeah, we'll make it work. We'll figure it out. But you know what else we will make work, buddy? It is going to be our A.I. song for the week. This week, the program that we use came out with a new version. We're on five point now, buddy. Version five point. you got to let me know if you hear any difference at all, because I really didn't. So here you go, buddy. This is the A.I. song for the week. I had another story for the layout live slash A.I. radio and you hear the song in its entirety, as well as our other
Joshua “Squash-ua” (32:06.638)
Let's do it.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (32:29.745)
54 tracks or 53 tracks at this time. But because it's October and I was still in an October mood, surprise, surprise. This song is called October, come in. Here go, buddy. Enjoy.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (35:11.249)
Alright buddy, there's your AI song for the week. Head on over to Sorry For The Delay.live.ai. Radio. Hear that song in its entirety, as well as our other 54 tracks which are being moved to a YouTube channel, Joshua. I'm happy to announce that they have not gone to that channel yet, but the channel will be Sorry For The Delay AI Plays. So that's youtube.com. Sorry For The Delay AI Play. And it'll be linked on our website as soon as this episode goes out. And you'll be able to hear all of our tracks on there.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (35:27.598)
you
Sean “Gourd Lord” (35:41.371)
for perp-per-per-per-per-tuity? Perpetuity. Forever. Until YouTube cancels us. But how'd you feel about that song buddy? Did you notice a difference at all in quality or anything?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (35:46.83)
Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (35:52.801)
I did. mean, there was a minute I didn't catch the exact time when it happened. It sounds like a bunch of gargling. Were they swimming underwater? I mean, maybe I just...
Sean “Gourd Lord” (36:01.257)
it's supposed to represent like, it's supposed to represent monsters. Like it's more like supposed to be like theatrical. they're like, monsters are like grumbling.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (36:07.936)
Okay. got to go. Okay. Okay. I got to ask though. Did you write that? Did you write that one? Cause you wrote the last, the last one.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (36:15.597)
This one I wrote about half of this one. Like I wrote the chorus of this one in the first verse. But I'll kind of let AI do the rest of it.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (36:20.577)
Sweet.
Well, if you didn't hear the last song last episode, go back as I believe, right? You wrote that the last episode, Sean, you wrote the whole thing. Perfect. It was awesome.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (36:27.589)
Yeah, wrote that entirety except for the music of course, wrote the lyrics and stuff, wrote all of that song. That's the one previous. So right after you listen to this one, you can just let this one play and then you can listen to the one I wrote.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (36:32.814)
Beautiful. Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (36:40.6)
Wonderful. All right. Well that moves us forward to the next topic here, which is called spooky preppers. Sean, pepper, preppers, preppers. Okay. Pepper. well, I mean everything I wrote there is all fucked up. So it doesn't matter anyways. but anyways, so for spooky prepper, Sean, are you one of those people that even if you're listening and maybe this is just a curious thought of mine, are you somebody that actually preps?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (36:42.833)
Yeah, buddy. Let's go.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (36:48.186)
Pepper. Sorry, I'm still thinking about Pepper.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (37:08.856)
Do you start taking things that I mean, I know you don't have a garage, but are you slowly starting to like prep yourself for the spooky holidays? Is there something that you're doing now to prepare for the spooky season?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (37:20.911)
Yeah. Yeah, get you. Hell yeah, dude. I do. What little storage I have here. I do have a spot that I have all my Halloween stuff. So I have started to slowly put that out. I've also acquired some new things that you can't see on camera. But yes, I will slowly kind of dish this stuff out. And then in October, the first like official like day off that I have. That's usually when I just kind of like.
dump all my decorating into and I'll get like the majority of my decorating done on that one day in the beginning of October. So yeah, I'm a slow, slow, spooky prepper. You know, I don't have, I don't have a lot of this stuff out year round because I like to be seasonal. So yeah, that's me. What about you?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (38:02.614)
Well, and the reason I, the reason I was kind of thinking about this is because you're one of those people that kind of gets scared. You know, you hate jump scares. Like you're not a big fan of scary movies and all that. I started thinking about all the people like you in the world, that just sometimes their own shadow, you know, freaks them out. so I started thinking about it. Like if you were somebody who gets scared, it's probably a good time to just take a walk through, say Walmart or target or
Sean “Gourd Lord” (38:07.973)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (38:28.896)
Some big box store and start looking at all the spooky shit because at some point that shit's gonna be all around you And if you don't prepare yourself for it, you're probably gonna get freaked the fuck out and every channel you watch if you're still a cable TV person Which if you are you're probably a fucking dinosaur. Well, I mean who watches I mean who watches regular tv anymore, I mean fuck dude, remember we're on a subscription based world now but
Sean “Gourd Lord” (38:46.961)
shit, shots fired.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (38:58.732)
You know everything that's gonna be up on your feet right now is all gonna be scary shit Whether it's Friday the 13th whether it's the new Winnie the Poohs or whether it's some other You know thing that you grew up watching but all the child's play, you know who doesn't like a good Chucky a doll that comes alive and stabs you in the neck You know or hit you over the head with little rubber hammer But yeah, I think it's kind of important if you're one of those people that gets freaked out go go take a walk through a cemetery You know before it gets dark
Sean “Gourd Lord” (39:02.767)
Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (39:11.173)
Yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (39:28.174)
You just kind of hang out there. Maybe take a candle with you. But maybe prep a little bit.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (39:29.905)
Jeez.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (39:36.302)
Yeah, but as spooky proud just curious if you're one of those people that starts to pull shit out or are you wait till the last minute and Curious to know what other people do. Are you prepping? You know those of you who are maybe listening or fell asleep in the back of the class by now
Sean “Gourd Lord” (39:36.534)
my god.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (39:52.177)
I bet there's a lot of people who just have this stuff up year round kind of thing. Like I think there's a big market for people who just have this stuff 365 days a year. don't know. I like to prep. I mean I like to prep and decorate when the season is right. Just kind of like, I don't know, just kind of goes, makes sense to me. You it's like you decorate for Christmas and you go... No, not over here. Hell no. Yeah. Those little bastards can get it somewhere else.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (40:11.374)
But do you have no candy? Do you have no candy? Are you a candy guy? No? Maybe you should throw them at people as they walk by, you know? Like off your balcony, just throw them at people.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (40:20.589)
nap or too much work. I'm not gonna stand there outside talking when I could be inside enjoying a non-spooky movie and some beautiful apple crisp cider. Like I'm not doing that. I'm not handing people candy.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (40:30.156)
You know what's funny? Not many people know this, but Sean actually has a balcony that overlooks a golf course. I'm going throw this out there. I think you should buy a slingshot and buy some candy. And as the golfers walk by, just fucking chuck a fucking couple of Snickers at him. You know what I'm saying? Just be a nice guy.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (40:34.853)
Hmm? yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (40:49.634)
Get a couple of those fucking jawbreakers and start slinging them their way. Just be nice. And when they get mad at you, just be like, hey, trick or treat, motherfucker.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (40:57.713)
Trick or treat motherfucker. Then I slingshot him again with another one.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (41:02.808)
Yeah, be a nice guy. When they come to your door, I'll piss off just like, tis the season. It's Halloween. Fucking relax. I'm in a little golf cart. Could be fun.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (41:13.125)
You know what, buddy, I'll do that just for you, my dude. Just for you.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (41:16.15)
It could be fun, up the GoPro. Who knows, might get a laugh.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (41:18.865)
a little bit of content. I like.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (41:21.962)
You never know. All right, ready to move on buddy? Okay, all right. So for this last and final chat with this topic here, Sean, I came up with a little thing called objects or obsessions. So what we're going to do, Sean, is
Sean “Gourd Lord” (41:24.377)
Let's move on. What do we got?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (41:39.407)
Ooh, okay.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (41:41.347)
Today we live in an age of objects and obsessions and things that we might just like we need to take to the grave with us or we can give to a friend or whatever it is. So I'm gonna throw out a series of questions here to you Sean and you're gonna have to pick. There's some objects. Yeah, this is all for you buddy and this is for everybody listening and if you're watching to also get to know Sean a little bit more. What kind of objects he's into or...
Sean “Gourd Lord” (41:50.873)
Mm. Mm.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (41:56.207)
Okay, sure.
I get to pick.
Ooh! Okay.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (42:09.775)
Nobody needs to know about me at all.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (42:11.31)
I mean we know that you're gonna be throwing candy at golfers. You're gonna be on the fucking news a couple weeks, so
Sean “Gourd Lord” (42:16.145)
you
Yeah, if I'm not here next week guys, you know what happened
Joshua “Squash-ua” (42:24.494)
Yeah, he's flinging candy at people. All right, Sean, you ready? All right, here we go, everybody. And this is for everybody listening. Check it out. These could be fun. Share them with your friends. All right, Sean, here we go. If you were reincarnated as an object, what would it be?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (42:27.993)
Ready? me. Don't hit me.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (42:42.821)
shit. I mean the obvious answer is butt plug. But, no pun intended on that one. I think realistically, I'd probably want to be like an apple. Maybe like a Cosmic Crisp. So, that'd be fun.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (42:49.143)
a butt plug.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (43:01.174)
Okay, I mean that would be I mean why not fuck it, you know, wait, is that food? Did I miss did I just So you want somebody to chew on you and swallow you and then be reincarnated once again as somebody shit Like you want to be reborn as somebody shit Put back together as a fucking turd and put in a toilet and flushed
Sean “Gourd Lord” (43:03.825)
Yeah, fuck it.
Yeah, it's an apple. It's a type of apple. It's a delicious apple. One of the best apples.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (43:16.827)
Yes. I didn't think about it that way. I mainly thought about it. I thought about it in the sense of like, apples are fucking amazing. Like, you know, I grow out of a tree, right? I didn't think anybody was going to eat me. Like I thought I was going to, I thought I was going to like fall onto the ground into a pile of leaves. I would decompose feeding the soil. And then one of my seeds would sprout me into a new tree, you know?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (43:32.576)
Okay, but then you said apple crisp.
Okay.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (43:45.583)
Okay. Okay. So, so the circle like you would just be keep living forever basically, as long as apples were a thing. Okay. That's not bad. That's not bad. Okay. All right. Oh, you want to ask me what I would be? You know, fuck did I didn't think this far ahead, but I think at this point I have so many fucking Funkos. I think it would be fun to be reincarnated as like a Funko. I mean, it might be a little miserable cause you're trapped in a little box.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (43:45.679)
the way I was thinking about it.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (43:49.977)
Yeah, would live in pepper tutti. Yes, exactly.
Wait, what would you be? What object would you be? you're judging my objects. Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (44:07.921)
Mmm!
Sean “Gourd Lord” (44:12.913)
That'd be cool. Yeah, and you'd be, you couldn't move or anything. Yeah. Yeah, that'd be cool.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (44:15.01)
Just live in a fucking room. Yeah. Yeah. Like a toy story scenario. Like maybe I could though. Maybe I could bust out of the box and I can move around a toy story type universe. Fuck it dude. I'm living as a toy. I don't want to be putting somebody's mouth and shit it out. Dude. No dude. I'll be a little toy sitting on some shelf.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (44:33.009)
I mean, there's still a possibility you could be eaten and shit out. Like, you never know.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (44:38.35)
true. Have you teens yet seen Toy Story? It's true. There are those people. Alright, Sean. What I got? I got like five of these things, dude. Alright, so number two, Sean. Here we go. You want to propose but can't find a ring. What object do you get down on one knee with instead?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (44:59.205)
I mean, it depends on where, like where I'm at, you know, like the fuck, like.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (45:03.01)
Disneyland. Fuck it. I'll give you the best case scenario.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (45:06.491)
churro you bite off at the end of a churro and you just slide that motherfucker on you know easy easy
Joshua “Squash-ua” (45:13.902)
getting sure I can true you can tell how much thought he's put into proposing yeah so he's picking a true yeah that's good that's all right all right and then if I'm having to do that if I'm getting down on one knee fuck dude I'm gonna do what my girlfriend loves the most I'm gonna fucking put a nice taco right in front of her she loves tacos
Sean “Gourd Lord” (45:18.001)
None whatsoever
Yeah, emergency.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (45:35.643)
Well, you would have to have like you would have to have a taco there like in this scenario like You're not you're not holstering tacos, buddy
Joshua “Squash-ua” (45:41.112)
I would... Where did you pull your fucking trill out of? You can't fucking ask me that same question.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (45:47.281)
I fucking bought a churro from the churro cart right next to me. All right. I'm in Disneyland.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (45:51.214)
Maybe I did it on a taco truck. I can make shit up too just like you're doing right now, mother fucker. I can do the same shit. I can make shit up. Maybe I did it right next to it.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (45:58.371)
Also, that would be a shitty ring, bro. Like trying to put a taco on your ring finger. Have you ever tried to put a taco on a ring finger?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (46:03.085)
You know how many, dude, you know how many girls would love a fucking taco? God damn.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (46:09.041)
I don't put it in the comments, let us know.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (46:10.413)
We live in a taco world. Don't matter where you're from. Taco bell, fucking taco truck. You're eating it all. All right. Number, what we got? Number three here, Sean, okay. Name an object that you hate walking into, tripping over or stepping on.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (46:27.345)
Okay, first one, I hate walking into spider webs. So fucking annoying, dude. The worst. I hate tripping over shoes. Like just, you know, when you take off your shoes and you kind of forget that they're there and you trip over it. Like, I hate that shit. What was the last question? What was the last one? I was stepping on it. I don't really step on a lot of things. But like, like, don't know. Legos?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (46:31.341)
you
Joshua “Squash-ua” (46:46.563)
Stepping on.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (46:55.244)
I don't really step on a lot of things. What the fuck? No, yeah, you are. You're right. This is true. This is true. Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (46:57.681)
I am very cautious about where I step. I'm a big man. If I take a fall, I'm dead, dude I'm dead. So I got to watch where I step. So, you know, I guess well the one thing that does annoy me is like You know how when you're in the kitchen you're cooking I mean not for you specifically because you don't cook at all but when people are in the kitchen cooking sometimes leftover little bits of food will fall into the floor and if you're like in an in-between day of cleaning like you step into the kitchen like sometimes there'll be little crumbs on the floor and that's like I hate that so
There you go. That's one thing.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (47:27.607)
You know, I will, I will say one thing about cooking and the fact that I don't, got, I always have clean dishes. Tell you that right now.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (47:35.313)
That's you know what Joshua is the best at dish cleaning. I will say that he's very efficient, so it's kind of nice
Joshua “Squash-ua” (47:40.782)
If you don't cook you're always gonna have clean dishes you heard it you heard it here first I know I do agree with you Sean Walking into spiderwebs does fucking suck. I That's probably a thing tripping over Probably somebody's foot, you know that they're just kind of like not paying attention to they're just kind of like getting your way
Sean “Gourd Lord” (47:49.169)
Thank you.
Ugh, the worst. Fucking worst.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (48:03.043)
yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (48:06.699)
and fucking just not paying attention and stepping on if you've ever stepped on a fucking Lego, holy shit a Lego I mean, it's either Lego or dog shit. Both of those are terrible.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (48:13.071)
Yeah, that is the worst.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (48:18.881)
see, I don't have that experience. I don't have dogs. So I think yeah, the dog shit would be a gross one. Yeah, especially barefoot.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (48:25.677)
You don't have to have dogs to step on dog shit All right, do more do more everybody all right Sean You're having a hand replaced with an object. What do you choose?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (48:30.37)
Good point, good point. Thanks.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (48:43.845)
hand replaced with an object. It could be any object.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (48:47.053)
I mean, it's not you could be you could pick it anything you want
Sean “Gourd Lord” (48:51.441)
That's a tough one because hands are very important so to have it be replaced with can I replace it with like a robotic hand?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (49:00.919)
I mean technically you get to pick. mean yeah you could replay but I mean the fun of it is not to have another fucking hand. You know?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (49:03.502)
Okay.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (49:08.177)
Alright, I would say, you know, just because I love pirates, uh, pirate hook. Like I want a hook hand. Just for a little bit, you know, just to be like, Oh, you see your scurvy dog? Like this is my hand. You know how I got this hand? It's from my Stabaton. You know, I don't know why I went that weird accent. Sorry.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (49:25.589)
No, while you like pirates, I mean, I could see that you, know why you would pick a pirate. I think a very, for me, I think a very efficient, if you just want to swap my hand out, I'd probably just put a blender. Fuck it. You know?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (49:28.559)
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What about you?
Sean “Gourd Lord” (49:36.833)
Mmm! That's a fucking great idea! You'd be, yeah, would be efficient. I can't even blend all this stuff.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (49:43.074)
I mean I could work anywhere. mean if you think about it, I put a blender on the fucking end of my hand, I could work at any restaurant, any bar. I would be the best bartender known to man if I had a blender on my fucking hand.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (49:52.945)
That's true. Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (49:57.457)
You'd be very good at Jamba Juice. Like you would be employee of the month every month at Jamba.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (50:07.105)
I mean, the one thing you wouldn't want to do is jerk off. That'd be pretty fucked up. Yeah, you do that. You're going to be in trouble. Unless you put a gallon of fucking Vaseline in that bitch and then just went wild and put it on frappe. Spun it. I mean, I don't know. It's like the weird shit out there.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (50:10.063)
Well, don't get them mixed up, you know.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (50:20.801)
Ew. Ew.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (50:25.745)
Peace.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (50:27.275)
Alright, the last one for you Sean and everybody listening. Hope you had fun with those other ones because they're meant to be silly. Here you go. Name an object you own that is most likely to be haunted.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (50:41.137)
buddy, let's actually, let's jump over to the fun, fun for the week. And I'll tell you the object that I would say is most likely to be haunted for me. Joshua, so to piggyback off the fair, the fair has a bunch of vendors and stuff and they sell these things called Lafoo foos, buddy. And I was able to purchase my first ever Lafoo foo. and I believe this little guy right here would be what would be haunted.
You know, this is my Lafoufou. He doesn't have a name yet, but he's actually pretty cute. He's not like one of the, one of the weirdest Lafoufous I've ever seen. He's kind of, kind of just here. You know, he's beautiful. And he does this demonic thing with his head and he just kind of stares at you. You know? Yeah. Stares at you. Yeah, mine does. Yeah, but he's beautiful. I love him. But also with that being said, Joshua, I did also get another Lafoufou.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (51:27.221)
That's pretty wicked. I didn't really do that. It's pretty wicked
Ahem.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (51:40.439)
And this one might be a little bit more nightmare fuel. prepare yourself, everybody. You're about to have a little jump scare. Joshua, this is the second little Fufu that I got. This is a mini Fufu. And she is, she is something, dude. She is, she is something, Like this is a thing. This is a, this is a thing here. So.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (52:09.528)
Do I see copyright infringements? don't know.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (52:09.797)
the shit. Hey, we didn't make them. But yeah, those would be probably the two things that I have that would be demonically possessed. So what about you? What do you got?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (52:14.382)
I don't know. I don't know, yeah.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (52:23.118)
Okay, Sean has lafoufou's I have la boo boo's and I'm gonna go with Since day one since since either this thing captured me or I captured it I'm still waiting to wake up in the middle of the night with scratches on my neck are on my balls But if I have anything that might be haunted, it's probably gonna be this little fucking thing right here
Sean “Gourd Lord” (52:41.969)
On your balls buddy.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (52:48.97)
I'm still waiting. Maybe they come alive around the spookiest season. So we're about to hit October. So you never know. This, this could be, this could be the time when that's the Coca-Cola on the front of it pops open and outcome, a bunch of black widows and everybody dies.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (52:49.489)
That's awesome.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (52:54.319)
Yes, sir.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (53:01.073)
you
Joshua “Squash-ua” (53:06.11)
You
Sean “Gourd Lord” (53:06.193)
man, so now that we're landing this plane buddy, you got any Funkos you want to show off this week?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (53:12.674)
Funkos yes, I do Sean and if this is your first time watching This podcast we like to bust out fun goes almost 99 % of the time at the end of this podcast So the the fun find our Funko fun find that I have for today's episode 105 on September 30th is Gosh, and it's in the Halloween theme. This is none other than Victor
Pasco from Pet Cemetery and This is gonna be the first time I've ever done this normally I don't open funcos, but this particular funco cannot be appreciated Unless I take it out of the box everybody so if you are just listening you're going to have to slide over to the website slide over to YouTube Because this thing out of the box looks pretty fucking wicked, and I'm about to show it off and here is why check this thing out
Sean “Gourd Lord” (53:55.163)
Whoa, Joshua's about to take it out of the box.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (54:10.203)
Whoa, holy shit, his head is open. That is freaking amazing.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (54:15.522)
This thing is literally split wide open. Look at this thing. This thing is pretty fucking legit. So that is my fun find and you cannot, I mean, some of these you have to take out of the box. This is the first time in all the 105 episodes that we've done that I've actually taken a Funko out of the box. There you go.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (54:22.171)
Yeah, no, that's freaking cool, dude. That's cool.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (54:34.789)
That's fucking amazing. That's fucking beautiful. Speaking of taking things out of boxes, Joshua. Hey, we're still doing. he dropped his. We're still doing this. It's doors, doors and boxes. We're on week five. So let me go ahead and pull that out real quick. Give me one second while I do that, because it's a box. Joshua, you want to take a guess as to who it is this week, my guy?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (54:38.702)
you
Joshua “Squash-ua” (54:55.47)
No, I mean, take a guess. Sometimes I need like options, because you have 13 of them. Could be a million and one different things. So I don't even know what to guess. Yeah.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (55:03.835)
mean, last week you guessed Frankenstein. So last week you guessed Frankenstein. You want to guess Dracula this week? You did see a Dracula image.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (55:09.71)
Fuck dude, I'm okay. I'll go with Dracula. Yes.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (55:13.969)
All right, here we go buddy. Let's see if you were correct this week. And it is, ooh, the werewolf. There you go, werewolf. Ooh, yeah, kind of fitting, kind of fitting. I'm wearing the werewolf t-shirt. Sorry for the laid out live slash merch. Come over here and pick this shit up. But yeah, werewolf. There's our fun finds for the week everybody. Joshua, before we move on and start landing this plane completely,
Joshua “Squash-ua” (55:23.182)
Hmm.
That's actually pretty cool.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (55:42.809)
I did give you your 100 week challenge for the week, I guess. I don't know if you were able to complete that, but I'll tell the people here what Joshua's 100 week challenge is. I try to make it as fitting and easy as easy as possible for him. Basically, I just want him to be a little a little photographer. I wanted him to take one picture a week that kind of expresses his mood. So, Joshua, would you like to share the image that you provided with us?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (55:51.66)
I did.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (56:11.241)
Yes, here is the image I have for everybody. There you go.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (56:15.673)
Hmm. What are we looking at here, buddy?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (56:20.813)
So this is me on one of my Mental health walks along the beach and while I was on this walk If you notice over there in the little corner, I have a little friend that decided to take a selfie along with me As my little buddy right here a little squirrel It's a little squirrel. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if it was the selfie I was taking or just maybe he just saw my big nuts
Sean “Gourd Lord” (56:29.337)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (56:41.251)
Is that a squirrel? Is that squirrel? my god. That's beautiful.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (56:50.475)
you know, through my pants. But,
That is my selfie fun pic of the 100 day challenge. There you go, Sean. Me and my buddy Squirrel. Doesn't have a name, but there you go, buddy.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (56:55.921)
sure buddy.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (57:02.425)
That's fucking amazing. That's great, my dude. And speaking of 100 day challenges, Joshua did give me a challenge to write a poem about cats for the next few weeks here. And I did. I did that. I'll show it to you. I have it on my phone, not chat. I wrote the actual. What is it called? Syllables that I need to do a haiku because I'm not very smart. Joshua, this is my first poem out of many. Here you go.
The cat is all black claws ripping tree bark down fast fell out from its throne. Thank you. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that cat falling out of a tree. So, you know, it's fun. Yeah, I've peaked at this one, my dude. This is my peak. It's all downhill for me, just like that cat.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (57:41.783)
So poetic. What a haiku.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (57:49.633)
Wonderful. I'm looking forward to the next 12.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (57:57.423)
This is it. It's all downhill from here. Jesus. It's fucking funny. All buddy. Let's get out of here. Let's land this plane. What else? Is there anything else we got? Fuck, dude. What else we got? The listeners.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (58:02.705)
It's all downhill. Oh man, buddy. Yeah, I'll start landing this plane. Um, there is some other stuff on here that I needed to bring up, uh, but it's not relevant to anything that we can talk about. Uh, we will get to the football bet, uh, for Vegas, uh, eventually, you know, it's not a big priority yet still going on through the football season. So we'll get to that eventually. And I just wanted to talk about the hundred day challenge for you. So yeah, I have nothing else to say.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (58:18.254)
Okay, all right.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (58:29.506)
Hell yeah. Okay.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (58:31.557)
Do want to do fortunes? You want to do any lucky numbers? You want to skip that? What do want to do?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (58:32.898)
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no, we can't we can't afford to because we've been skipping some of these and I got to get through these So again, if this is your first time watching our first time listening Every once in a while we do these little cookies and it's just something fun at the very end of this hour-long show To just keep it classy. Keep it silly. Just something to maybe fucking get you laughing right before you get to your Mundane job. So these are the sassy cookies right here
Sean “Gourd Lord” (58:58.705)
second.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (59:01.848)
Check it out. They're on Amazon, not sponsored and nor probably won't be because I'm probably going to give them a three star because some of these things have actually not been too good. So hopefully in today's episode we get a good one. All right. dude, this thing, look at this. Look at, at, look at this is okay. You got, okay. If you're just listening, you're literally just come to the very end of this episode. It's like, okay, what do we got? 59 minutes, 59 minutes all the way at the end.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (59:20.901)
you go.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (59:26.545)
Click it in the chapters. Yeah
Joshua “Squash-ua” (59:31.938)
This cookie might as well been made out of a rubber tire. Look at this fucking thing. Look this. Look this.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (59:40.433)
is bending in a way that a fortune cookie should not be bending.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (59:44.194)
Look at this, look at this. There's no snap, crackle or pop. It's just like an old rubber tire pulling apart.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (59:55.321)
Fuck man. I'm sorry Miss Fortune Cookies. dude, like I, I mean what you're doing is fun, but at the end of the day, man, you're probably poisoning everybody that does. You gotta be fucking kidding me. It gets even worse. It gets even worse. Everybody we. Rubber cookie to this to this fucking saying I hope I hope they had enough ink in their fucking printer for this one.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:00:22.651)
so scared right now.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:00:23.778)
I'm not even gonna read it, hopefully the camera picks it up. Alright everybody, this is your lucky misfortune cookie that is so sassy they didn't even have enough ink to fucking print it.
God it's not even gonna it just
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:00:39.195)
just says the word run.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:00:41.952)
It just says fucking run.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:00:46.769)
Hey, what if it's true? What if it's true buddy? What if we gotta run? You know? What if we gotta run out of this episode,
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:00:56.152)
Bro, this is fucking stupid. All right. Well that there you go everybody So if you're looking to invest in some silly fortune, don't buy these fucking things because they are stupid
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:01:06.757)
But you know what you could do buddy? You could run over to Sorry For The Day Out Live slash merch and buy some beautiful t-shirts. Please for the love of God, I need the money. And so does Joshua. But here are your seven lucky numbers for the week guys. Use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. They are one, 11, 12, 15, 17, 20, and 28. Once again, they are one, 11, 12, 15, 17, 20, and 28. Joshua, we've come to the end of this episode and we're running out of time. So let's go ahead and run through.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:01:17.806)
There you go.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:01:33.538)
Yeah, it's over.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:01:36.121)
Some closing monologues, my dude. Give the people what they really want.
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:01:40.714)
Alright everybody, this is the end of September. Unfortunately, this month has come to a close, but guess what? We're going into October. It's going to get spooky. It's going to get fun. These episodes, look at this background now because it's going to change. We're just going to continue to have fun through October, through the rest of the year. So thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Tell a friend and go check out the website. Pick up a shirt and we will see you next week on episode 106.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:02:07.409)
Hell yeah, Joshua. I couldn't have said it better myself. Sorry for the late out live slash merch. Sorry for the late out live. Check us out on the socials. We do appreciate you. We do love you. Buddy, before we leave, you know I got to hit you with one of these. So here we go. What kind of people work on a haunted ship?
Joshua “Squash-ua” (01:02:30.114)
I don't know.
Sean “Gourd Lord” (01:02:31.951)
A skeleton crew.
Ladies and gentlemen, will see you next week. Adeuses!
