Sorry For The Delay | EP. 106 | Speed, Remedies & Halloween
Chapters
00:00 Introductions & Housekeeping
05:45 What's In Our Cups "Dust Bowl Brewing - Therapist Imperial Ipa & Hard Press Cider Company - The Gourd Tree Pumkin Cider (Stepped On With Makers Mark, Incline Cider House - POG "
09:00 Sean's Traffic Incident
17:35 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 9: Maple Street Doesn’t Exist
22:55 Chat With Us: Topics For The Week
24:20 Medieval Remedies: Moon Water & Frog in the Mouth
35:08 A.I. Song of The Week "The Bay Is Haunted PT 2"
37:53 Hollow-If's: Part 4 Just Let It Die!
47:16 Crushed By Candy: Budgeting & Favorite Treats
51:02 Funko Finds & Collectibles
54:07 100 Days Challenge: Picture & Poem Week 2
55:45 Lucky Numbers & Fortune
57:50 Closing Thoughts
Sound Bites
"Like you took a red hot and you just shoved it up your ass." - Sean humorously describes the intense cinnamon flavor of his drink concoction.
"In October, Americans spend over 600 million dollars on pumpkins." - Joshua shares a surprising fact about Halloween spending during his closing monologue.
"Would you rather fight one human-sized bat or a hundred puppy-sized witches?" - Sean introduces a whimsical "what if" scenario during the "Hollow Ifs" segment.
"Why don't fish play basketball? It's because they're scared of the net." - Sean wraps up the episode with a playful joke.
"If I have to suffocate a frog in order to feel better, then maybe someone out there can do the same." - Sean jokingly considers trying a bizarre medieval remedy.
"If it doesn't have bugs in it, I know you didn't do it." - Joshua jokes about the authenticity of moon water needing bugs for added protein.
"The goat candy is still caramel apple pops. Those are the best." - Sean shares his favorite Halloween candy during a discussion on seasonal treats.
"I think I've done 100 witches in my entire life anyway, so fuck it." - Joshua humorously decides to take on the challenge of fighting a hundred puppy-sized witches.
"I mean, I've dissected a frog before. That's pretty cool." - Sean reflects on his past experiences with frogs while discussing a medieval remedy.
"I know right we made it to triple digits. Unfortunately, I'm not triple fisting tonight." - Joshua humorously comments on reaching episode 106.
"It's a mermaid that could take you to like different beaches." - Sean discusses the potential perks of choosing a mermaid in the "what if" scenario.
"I love the record coming to the head. I mean, out of the skull." - Joshua expresses his admiration for their new AI radio logo.
"This is the Bay is haunted part two." - Sean introduces the sequel to their AI song, fitting for the Halloween theme.
Transcript
[BONUS]
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (00:00.45)
That's good. Rock it out.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (00:01.152)
It is what it is buddy, it is what it is. Alright, clap it out.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (00:08.974)
Do that again. That was bad.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (00:20.662)
always showing
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (00:22.25)
I know right. Yeah. For the claps. For the snaps.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (00:25.824)
All right. Do we need to go over topics or you got everything filled out?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (00:29.07)
No, so do this is all I got really honestly like why is it cut off on your skirt my screen?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (00:36.724)
Don't worry about that. It's just the way that the stupid thing is. Yeah, so yeah, I can see it's perfectly fine
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (00:39.594)
Okay, alright. So I medieval remedies, then got the hollow ifs, but then I put Crush by Candy. I was trying to play off of like... I came up with the title, but I didn't know really where to go with the topic. So I was just like, what are we going to talk about? I was thinking about Candy that like...
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (00:55.266)
Hmm.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (00:59.018)
Okay, I feel you.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:05.068)
makes you fat or candy that makes you feel gross afterwards or candy that you don't doesn't give you I was trying to think of something to talk about because it's Halloween right you it's your candy crushed
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:15.754)
Yeah, this is the first official October week.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:21.858)
Yeah, so I was just like what the fuck like but I thought I was like that's kind of a fun title, but what do I do? with that And then I know you I because I don't fucking save everything that you send me I know you asked me like So maybe I was playing off of that subconsciously. You said the seasonal candy I I don't so I I'm gonna have to put that in the fucking the chat AI right now cuz I didn't look that up
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:39.775)
yeah, what's your go-to fall like?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:48.61)
But I think maybe, okay, so let me, you're saying fall candy, because this is gonna help me.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:53.056)
Well, like fall treat, I guess is what I describe it as. Like what's your like go to fall treat.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (02:08.59)
Apple maple sugar candies pumpkin spice taffy Apple cider don't you like so that's the thing is I don't I don't know like I don't want to get too far into it, but I'm gonna draw a blank because I don't really Like I don't Like with something like that I would think that you'd have to like generate a list so then I would have something to pick from cuz then I'm like yeah, that is a fall tree. Like, know what I mean? Cuz I don't think I don't think of it
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (02:35.266)
you
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (02:38.514)
Like, like I will eat the same shit year round. It's not like I eat like one thing at one time. Like when football season comes around, that's not when I start eating hot dogs. You know, like I don't have just seasonal fucking things, you know?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (02:57.14)
it's fine we'll make it work we'll figure it out right now let's just fucking get it we'll do it in the moment just we'll do it live for the people and to everybody reading this on the sorry for the little a website hi you know this is the behind the scenes you're welcome gonna keep this in there for you
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (03:13.85)
I right I hope you rage out in a minute. I hope you saved in that because your energy seems kind of low right now So hopefully you rage out in a minute
[EPISODE START]
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (03:24.021)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry For The Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua and Joshua, this is episode number 106. 106, buddy. It's still triple digits as far as I'm aware. And you know, we were still kicking it. So like I do every week, my guy, how are you this week?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (03:51.976)
I know right we made it to triple digits. Unfortunately, I'm not triple fisting tonight I know we'll get there. We'll get to the what's in the cup segment but Like Sean said to thank you for listening. Thank you for watching I'm happy that that you know, you're here with us all because we have now just hit October and it's a new month and I guess officially the spooky season starts
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (03:57.442)
What a shame.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (04:13.494)
Yeah, new month.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (04:18.722)
Yes, sir. Spooky season has begun.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (04:18.975)
So I mean the ghosts, the goblins, all the creepy crawlers, you your bed bugs that you haven't gotten rid of yet. Maybe start just, you know, maybe they come back alive. I don't know, but I'm doing, I'm doing well, Sean. It's, it's a great, great evening, night, morning, whenever you're listening to this, but I feel really good, man. Super happy to be here. And as always, yeah, ready to go.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (04:30.547)
You
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (04:42.21)
Hell yeah, buddy. Good. I'm glad. I'm glad you're doing great. I myself, I'm doing a lot better. Last week I was pretty sick. This week, not so sick anymore. So there's that, which is really nice. So let's head on over to the housekeeping corner real fast and then we'll get through this episode with all of us today. Thank you Mia for the transition. Always no transitions for that housekeeping corner. I appreciate that. But head on over to Sorry For The Layout Live and check out this episode in its entirety, as well as a little transcript of everything that we said.
Didn't say you can read about what Joshua and I were talking about before we started the episode which is kind of fun And also head on over to start for the live slash merch and go ahead and get this fancy toad t-shirt Joshua I get a lot of compliments on this shirt and it makes me very very happy But that's sorry for the late out live slash merch pick it up We also have two new releases me I go ahead and put them on screen right there We have a jack-o'-lantern and a skull t-shirt in the shop as well
and those are only available for a limited time. This whole set, this whole Halloween set is only available for a limited time and they go away. I haven't decided yet either at the end of November because it's technically the end of fall or they go away November 1st. Joshua, I'll leave it up to you. November 1st or the end of November. What do you think?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (05:57.676)
I mean, things should always come out on the first. Why not? To be number one, you got to come out on the number. Yeah, the first. It's perfect.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (06:00.97)
Okay.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (06:06.082)
Alright, so Joshua's claimed it. November 1st, the Halloween fall collection will be out of the shop and we'll make room for some Christmas stuff that's pretty exciting. But other than that, Joshua, I have nothing else for the housekeeping corner unless you would like to add some stuff.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (06:21.525)
No, as far as the housekeeping corner, just go check out the website, go check out the music, there's a bunch of cool shit on our website. So if you haven't gone there yet, tell a friend, check it out, it's pretty awesome. There's a lot of work that we put into that, so go check it out, it's fun.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (06:34.188)
Hell yeah, my dude. Hell yeah. You did mention something right now that did chug my memory. So if you give me one second, let me go ahead and load something up for everybody, because it does have to do with the website and the music. Last week, I think I did a very shitty job of announcing what we're doing with the music. I think I just kind of threw it in a kind of just a throwaway comment.
But Joshua we are moving all of the tracks because we've ran out of space We have a we have an AI song this week. Of course, like we do all weeks but we've ran out of space this AI song kind of filled the the track capacity that we had but What we're doing is we're actually taking all these tracks and we're putting them on a YouTube channel So you can still listen to them with a curated playlist and all that fun stuff Unfortunately, I haven't started uploading there yet
But the channel is made in Joshua. Let me go ahead and share, share the people, show the people, excuse me, the channel and show you the channel as well and the logo for it. So here it is. It's sorry for little a AI radio. And this is our beautiful logo for it. It's a skeleton with a vinyl coming out of his fricking head, which is outstanding. So you can head on over to youtube.com slash at sorry for the delay. AI radio. And you can eventually hear all the tracks that you can hear currently.
on here. So that is pretty fucking exciting. Joshua, how do feel about the logo?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (08:04.041)
I love the record coming to the head. mean, out of the skull. Yeah, I think it looks really cool. It's almost like an old school, like if anybody remembers what a CD player was when you actually had to put like a CD into something, you know, a compact disc, I think is what they also call it. A CD, right?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (08:06.934)
nice
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (08:13.827)
Yeah.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (08:20.706)
Yeah, very true. Very true. It's got a real yeah It's got a real like a let me put the disc and play it through my head kind of vibe. So that's always fun But there you go guys so sorry for the laid out live you'll be able to find that link in the YouTube channel and all that stuff there so buddy I Think that's it. You've reminded me of that and that makes me happy. So thank you I appreciate that but let's go ahead and go on into what is in our cup this week my dude
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (08:29.869)
Yeah, it looks pretty sick.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (08:41.089)
Yes sir.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (08:49.547)
Okay. All right. What is in our cup? I guess I could go first. Sometimes I go first. Sometimes I go second, but, what I am sipping on today is this is the last one in my cup and I'll stop talking about these things, but I have to finish it off because it is what it is. I'm sipping on my final therapist to everybody. This is it. My sessions are over. Now I have to start paying for these things if I want to get more of them. So
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (09:02.794)
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (09:10.804)
your sessions are over buddy. The sessions are over.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (09:19.777)
The free ones are over. It's time to bite the bullet. So I don't need to describe what these this tastes like because you've probably seen me have a couple of these already. so cheers everybody and cheers to you, Sean. What do you, what are you sipping on tonight?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (09:21.314)
You
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (09:34.115)
Yes, sir. Cheers, my dude. Cheers. Hey, I'm doing something again. I had this a few weeks ago, but I'm bringing it back and I'm to do something a little different with it. But I'm having the Gord tree, the pumpkin cider. I love this design on this can. It's fucking amazing. But I'm doing what Joshua calls stepping up. And I have a glass of bourbon, specifically maker's mark. And I'm going to go ahead and step on this as I open the can here. And what that basically means is, yeah,
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (09:59.732)
He's gonna step on it.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (10:03.594)
you add stuff to it to make it better. And so I'm adding this beautiful pumpkin cider to this beautiful double shot of bourbon. And I'll go ahead and give that a sip because Joshua did ask me a while ago if this would be good with something that he had and I didn't know. So I'm going to try this now and in hopes it's good. If not, I'm going to throw up right here on camera. It'll be beautiful for the views.
That's that's something that's something The The choice of words I have for what I just consumed the only thing that's standing out to me right now is real real cinnamony Like you took a red hot and you just shoved it up your ass You you wanted that flavor so bad
Yeah, lots of cinnamon in that that this on its own does not have that much cinnamon. But when you add it with the maker's mark, which is a bourbon, it's a little bit of brown sugar notes to it and just kind of makes this cinnamon pop harder. And then you get the burn from the the whiskey, obviously. But it's it's not I I don't know if I can recommend it. But if you do like red hots, strangely enough, this is like a red hot. So
Cheers. But I also knew something was going to go wrong with this. I had a feeling. So I also have the tropics inside of my koozie here. So just the typical tropics, but double fisting.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (11:42.701)
So basically you set yourself up to chase the terribleness that you've poured in that cup right there.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (11:49.823)
Yeah, yeah, for sure. Actually, let me open that right now so I can get that taste out of my mouth for just a moment here, because that was interesting. Atropix delicious. Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (11:58.4)
And Sean, you might need that because Sean told me that something happened to him over the last few days. And, you know, I really have to get Sean's take on this. I thought I'd do a little, I don't know if this could be an ongoing segment, but what I'm going to call this is Sean on speed, everybody.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (12:08.482)
yeah.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (12:21.026)
That is a that is a great image for those of you listening Joshua has created a custom icon of me in the back of a cop car It's
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (12:26.391)
Sean.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (12:37.837)
Yeah, so Sean would you like I mean to get you laughing I mean, this is fun. This is a good start to Where you're go with this? So I thought it you know, know to make a little creation for you a little animation over there But Sean, would you like to tell us? What happened to you? Yeah, I want to sit back and enjoy my drink. Well, you just let me in the audience know
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (12:42.826)
Yeah.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (12:55.412)
What happened? Yeah, sure. Yeah, yeah, I'll go ahead. I'll go and I'll give you guys the background on this. It was a great day, Joshua. It was a great day. I went to work. I was praised by my peers in a random event that we had. And I was told a bunch of great things about myself, feeling real confident about the day, you know, days over, heading home from work for like the thousandth time, driving the same street as I always do.
I get, I don't know, probably like half a mile away from work. I'm driving over what they call the trestle, which is just a giant bridge and, you know, just vibing, driving with traffic, you know, chilling. And all of a sudden I see these flashing red and blue lights behind me and I'm like, okay, cool. I'll just pull over. He's probably trying to get past me. No, in fact, he was not trying to get past me, Joshua. He was pulling me over. Four.
As he explained to me, speeding. Now, for those of you who know me or don't know me, I probably speed as quickly as a turtle. So to hear that, I was in disbelief and shock. And unfortunately, I have no dash cam. I have no GPS on my phone telling me how quickly I'm going. You know, I just have the speedometer in front of me and the 16 cars that were ahead of me, you know.
and I was the one speeding. So. It was the first of the month and I'm not as angry as as I am the first day I got the ticket. Obviously, I've had time to think about it and require a lot of that anger because the gentleman who pulled me over was probably as scared as any little white boy I could ever imagine pulling over a big man like me, you know. And as always, being in.
Being a police officer is a business at this point and you got to make quotas So I completely understand I get it It just kind of sucks But you know my first ticket I'm not gonna say ever but it was my first ticket in a good 25 years, so There's that so that happened to me everybody. Don't feel sorry for me
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (15:18.946)
Don't feel bad, just know that everybody's got a job to do and sometimes, you know, you play the cards how they lie. So Joshua, that's why I'm not so angry anymore. You know, I've taken out all my anger to be honest on my meat. I've been beating my meat ever since that day and it's. It's pretty fucked, it's pretty funny.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (15:34.541)
Of course you would of course you if your meat was the CHP or whatever you definitely were speeding with your meat I'm sure your meat would confirm that you were yeah
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (15:43.234)
yeah, for sure.
For the record, wasn't speeding, everybody. I just have no way of proving that because I wasn't filming it. So.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (15:52.174)
And you know what I just want to say quickly or something I drove with Sean from California all the way up to Washington and there was people passing Sean He didn't see this but there was literally people passing Sean flipping him off
But I was on the receiving end of the finger. Sean didn't see this, but Sean probably got flipped off like five or six times on our way up to Washington. So I don't know if you're going to need somebody in court with you if you plan on fighting it, but I can vouch for this man on screen. He does not speed. He's got a weak foot, even though he has a big foot. He probably wasn't speeding, everybody.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (16:14.498)
Yeah.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (16:27.98)
Thank you, buddy, I appreciate that.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (16:35.446)
Some would say that's the most strong foot because I know the capability of my foot, you know, so I can hold it back, you know, which is nice. But to answer that question real quick, Joshua. No, I'm probably not going to fight it. We don't have a point system up here in Washington like we do back home in California, where if you get like a speeding ticket, it goes on like a point system, right? And you get so many points, blah, Up here, it's kind of like it'll go on your driving record and your insurance might go up a little bit.
But because it's my first ticket, it's not necessarily a huge end of the world kind of thing. And also for the fact that, dude, I'm just so over the court systems. Joshua knows my background and personal life and like I'm done with courts. So like I'll pay the fine. Two hundred bucks. That's a lot of money, but. I'd rather pay the fine and get it on my thing for three years and go another 15 years without getting something, you know, and then being back to where I was instead of having to go to court.
and being like, well, technically your honor, wasn't speeding. There was like 16 cars in front of me. So I don't know where he got the information, you know, his word against mine and in that situation, because I have no proof, you know.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (17:46.974)
Sean's experience in the courtrooms is a lot like mine when I went to school. I was always in trouble. I was always going to jail when I was in school. So I can totally, I can relate to Sean's experience, not even wanting to go near a courthouse because you just know you're guilty. Like, you know, as soon as you walked in, your dog at your homework or some shit and you were just going to be in trouble for it. So yeah, yes. Stay away. There you go.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (17:55.234)
you
One way to put that.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (18:13.74)
So it may not be the best take, but you know, there's still time. I have a whole month to figure out what I'm gonna do with it. I can either wait that whole entire month, then pay it or find somebody who will give me the best legal advice. So we'll see. But yeah, that was my...
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (18:25.823)
and you pretty payments i mean you you can't who gives shit man i mean it's money it does suck
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (18:29.974)
Yeah, it's one speeding ticket in 15 years. Like that's fucking insane to me. So whatever. That's That's it, buddy. I'm so over it that there's no more anger here. It's more just like, yeah, whatever, bro. Like one day you're going to be dead and that's all that matters. So.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (18:51.977)
Okay, then I was hoping for a crash out moment and I'm sure somebody else listening to this was too but you know, maybe not and if you have a Crash out moment or if you have a story to tell We're always curious about that too because not long ago I had mine a rolling red stop or whatever that we fought and we fought the law and we won So I guess on this podcast were kind of like a one-for-one
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (18:54.965)
Nah, no.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (19:09.026)
That's very true.
They did.
Yeah, yeah, one for one right now. Yeah. Hey, question for you. When you got that ticket, was it on the first or the last of the month?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (19:15.543)
We got one win and one loss. So we're like, you know, batting 500 or whatever the fuck, however you track your stats. Yeah.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (19:28.548)
no, it was, it was towards the beginning of the month. Yeah.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (19:31.158)
Yeah, so closer to the first of the month, which is interesting statistics that I've been reading that obviously makes sense, you know, trying to meet quotas on the first of the month as they're trying to do it early or at the end of the month when they're trying to get them later, which is kind of funny. It's weird how that works.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (19:44.267)
And the officer was young in our case too. So there could be a trend in young officers trying to make a name. I mean, maybe, maybe a gray is not pulling you over, you know?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (19:47.318)
Yeah, trying to make quotas funny.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (19:55.511)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it's also funny that I didn't get a warning on that one, you know, just saying just well You know what you did bring up some storytelling Joshua and because I did some storytelling I don't want to speak any more stories buddy I want to play you a story having to do with Maple Street and chapter 9 Chapter 9 of the Maple Street saga buddy. This one's kind of a short one guys. So be careful when you skip ahead
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (20:02.707)
And alright John, well, fuck it.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (20:22.91)
If you don't click the chapter thing in there, you might just pass over this one. But this is chapter nine of the Maple Street saga. Joshua, sit back, relax, sip your therapist. That sounded weird in context of a sentence, but here you go, everybody. Chapter nine, Maple Street.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (24:48.31)
There you go, buddy. There is this week's chapter of the Maple Street saga. We are slowly coming to an end. Finally, the torture is almost concluded. How did you feel about this week's episode, my dude?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (25:04.429)
I don't think it's torture. know, sometimes I wish they were longer. Like, you know, I think last last episodes, it was like seven minutes. This was a little a four minute teaser, you know? So sometimes sometimes I want more, you know?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (25:09.75)
You're asking too much.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (25:13.823)
yeah, was pretty long. Yeah, a four minute teaser.
Interesting. All right. I mean, yeah, it is. think this one was a little shorter because we're kind of like setting up everything for the final weeks, right? So we discovered that Maple Street's not necessarily real. We're in some type of pocket dimension. And October 28th seems to be a big date. So we'll see what happens. Almost there. Twelve episodes of episode nine. So here we go. It's getting crazy.
But should we head on over to the meat and potatoes, Joshua, as you so humbly say every week?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (25:50.254)
The meat and potatoes are steak and lobster, you know, we can rename we can Right. know. Yeah me too. Yeah, buddy. Let's slide on over if this is your first time watching us or listening to us. This is the part we are where we encourage feedback we encourage People to join in and chat with us. So we got a couple topics for you today the first topic on the menu
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (25:55.402)
steak and lobster do.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (26:13.378)
video.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (26:18.029)
I say is mid evil remedies. because I love Sean so much, why rely on current?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (26:22.764)
medieval remedies.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (26:28.109)
Ways to heal somebody I had to go back in time and I found some fun medieval Remedies to help my buddy Sean out because I can't see him. He can't be walking around sniffling He can't be going around getting people sick. We got to fix this man. So we got a couple remedies coming up stick around for that one Number two, we got hollow ifs part four. I think this is Okay, that's okay. I mean don't they say cats got nine lives. Maybe we got nine of these in the bank
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (26:45.27)
stink.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (26:51.042)
It just won't die buddy, it just won't die.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (26:57.059)
look at you with the clever trend. That was nice. That was nice.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (26:58.455)
Who knows? Yeah, maybe we do that. And the final one is Crushed by Candy. I have no idea where we're gonna go with this. So if you're curious to see where we go with this, yeah, stick around, because who knows where we're gonna go? It's probably about candy. It's probably about being crushed. Who knows? Maybe it's about games. Yeah, we never know sometimes, guys. So stay tuned for that one. All right, Sean. So.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (27:11.404)
Neither do I.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (27:19.106)
Candy Crush maybe.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (27:28.384)
evil remedies.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (27:28.481)
Like I said, I don't like to ever see people get sick, get the flu, get the cold. I wish I could call myself a medicine man, but, I can't because I'm not really into medicine, but I did a little research for you and I want to know if you at all would be interested in trying some of these the next time you get a little bit of boogers in the nose or, or whatever happens to you. I got some remedies for you. Okay, Sean.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (27:52.994)
No? Okay.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (27:57.507)
All right. I mean, as long as they don't have like bull testicle or something that some some ingredient that I can't legitimately get a hold of, then yeah, I'm all for it. Let's try it. Let's go ahead and give it a shot, buddy.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (28:07.821)
I think you can still get a whole lot of bull testicles just saying that. I think you can still get those. I mean, I know a couple bulls.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (28:11.254)
Yeah, not easily though, bro. Not easily. All right? Don't make me go out there and chase some white rabbit through a goddamn tunnel. just make this easy.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (28:20.045)
Alright, alright. Well, I'm looking at all the ones I have over here and none of them have bowl testicles luckily. But they do have something in common with you right now. So we'll get there.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (28:26.056)
thank God.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (28:32.173)
that's no bueno.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (28:32.885)
Yeah, I know, right? Okay, so for the first remedy for say a common cold or just a headache or whatever, Sean, that you may or not be interested in, this one is called a stale al-steam inhalation. So this is how it works, Sean. Stale al-steel inhalation. Here we go. This is how works.
This is a 15th century remedy involved in mixing stale ale, ground nutmeg, and mustard seed in a glass. The concoction was heated over boiling water and the patient was instructed to place their nose over the steaming glass while covering their head with cloths. Now the idea behind this was that the steam would draw out corruption from the head.
So Sean, would you be willing to try this medieval remedy to pull out the corruption in your head? You okay with this one? Will you try this?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (29:25.388)
Okay, interesting.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (29:31.746)
I
I mean There are a few things that that concern me about this one the first one being stale ale Like is that is that just is that beer that's been sitting out for a few days or you know? Like what is stale ale? I imagine that's what it is, but I Don't know man. That's gonna smell putrid dude. That's gonna smell gross
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (29:53.869)
I have no idea.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (30:03.97)
Like just you ever have you ever poured a beer into a sink and then forget to like sprinkle it with water right to wash it down the sink. If you do that and you don't rinse it out and you come back a few days later, it is it is the worst smelling thing you could possibly imagine next to like dead body. Right. It's it's pretty fucking gross. And you're asking me to do that and put it on my face. don't know. I don't know if I can do that.
I think I might skip this one. I might drink the ale and you know skip the face mask of it.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (30:42.957)
Okay, all right, so you're not doing this in there I got a couple more here I got four in total so bear with me here. All right this one I think I would have a really hard time doing Clearly because if you ever want if you ever watched us on YouTube You know that I cannot sit still. I mean I am literally bouncing around my chair all
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (31:00.203)
on YouTube.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (31:04.738)
Yeah, makes it hard to cut shorts, I'll tell you that right now.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (31:07.917)
Okay, well, good to know. Alright. Hint, hint. Alright, John. So for this next one, this one is called mirror reflection meditation. Now listen up. This might, this may or may not work for you. So this one requires you to sit quietly in front of a mirror lit by a single candle gazing softly at your reflection.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (31:19.938)
I'm interested, I'm interested so far.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (31:32.929)
This practice is believed to reveal inner truths and restore emotional balance. Do you think you're capable of this?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (31:40.077)
You know what? think... I think we kind of do that on a weekly basis, buddy. What are cameras if not just mirrors? You know, what is behind me if not just candles? You know, just futuristic candles. And what are we doing? Just staring into each other's reflections? I think we do this already, which is why this feels somewhat meditative, somewhat medical, you know, somewhat sensual, if you will, buddy.
I feel I feel like we already do this so I'm okay with doing this one Although it will seem kind of creepy to be sitting in front of a mirror by yourself with one candle lit You know kind of gives like creepy vibes little creepy aura going on so I mean I'm down to try this one for sure because there's really not much to it other than Lighting a candle and sitting my ass on the floor or something
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (32:13.057)
Okay.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (32:29.581)
Okay, all right. So we're one for one. Okay, okay. One, you do one, okay. So number two, I think because you're a man of beverages, and I you try all types of things like you just did tonight, you're into stuff that tastes good and stuff that tastes like shit. Try it at least once. So maybe you'll try this concoction. This is called Moon Water. Have you ever heard of Moon Water, Mm-hmm.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (32:31.67)
One for one.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (32:38.262)
man of science.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (32:44.012)
Yeah.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (32:51.83)
Okay, I think I have an idea of what this is. I'm gonna take a random guess, random stab in the dark, if you will. Is this where you just take a bucket of water and you place it outside underneath a full moon? Is that what this is?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (32:55.775)
Okay? Okay, okay?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (33:04.781)
Mmm, you know, it's funny that you know this one because that's that's pretty pretty close to what it is and what it's supposed to do is it's supposed to absorb lunar energy
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (33:10.796)
What can I
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (33:16.63)
Yeah, it's like rocks that absorb odor from your armpits.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (33:20.373)
Is that a thing?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (33:21.899)
yeah, ask your girlfriend about it, she'll know.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (33:25.485)
Is that what deodorant is, is ground up rocks?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (33:29.106)
bro. No, it's like people who do that, you know, people who who have an affinity for auras of rocks. It's a thing. It's a thing. You you you rub it on yourself. You literally rub the rock on you and then you walk away. That's why I'm just like it. It's about as good as.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (33:39.309)
How do you hold it there though? Do you use like duct tape? Like a scented duct tape? They're like how do you hold it?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (33:51.438)
Okay, okay. So are you willing to try moon water? good with that?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (33:54.487)
yeah, for sure. I'll set some water outside for a few minutes and drink it. Sure, why not?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (34:02.143)
Okay, cool. I'm glad, you know, I think for the next episode for your what's in your cup is you should bring some moon water and
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (34:10.464)
Ladies and gentlemen, I have my first glass of moon water.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (34:14.278)
I to know how it tastes. I'm genuinely serious about this. If you double fist...
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (34:17.44)
You know how it's gonna taste? It's gonna taste stale and it's gonna taste like outside dirt. how more do you want? man.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (34:23.757)
If it doesn't have bugs in it, I know you didn't do it. I'm just gonna say I'm putting that out there It doesn't have bugs in it because to be genuine lunar water moon water. It's got a bugs in it You got to get that protein in somehow,
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (34:34.486)
deal.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (34:39.499)
Alright, so are you ready for my last remedy for you for next time? Okay, alright. Alright, so for my final one, I left the best one for last, I think. This one is called Frog in the Mouth.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (34:39.539)
What's your next one?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (34:44.182)
Yeah, bring it on. It's gotta be better than moon water.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (34:55.906)
Oh, frog. Sorry for the little out life slash merch. I don't know where to get this frog t-shirt.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (35:01.709)
frog in the mouth or frog on your chest, however you want to see it. So the frog in the mouth remedy is it goes something like this. So some folk healers advise placing a live frog in the mouth until it stopped moving. The idea was that the frog would absorb the illness.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (35:03.426)
Yeah, froggy new chest.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (35:19.458)
So you suffocate this poor frog. my God.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (35:28.429)
This was used for sore throats and colds. Yeah, exactly
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (35:28.65)
and die and die.
So the people looked at the frog and was like, it's your time, buddy. Sacrifice, sacrifice. And you end up suffocating a frog in your own mouth. On just a weird, like, psychological level, that seems fucked up, you know? Like, I don't know if I have the capability to hold a frog in my mouth till it stops kicking, you know?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (36:01.74)
you
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (36:03.638)
Buddy. I mean, I mean, I've dissected a frog before. That's pretty cool. But to just hold a living creature in your hands and or in your mouth per se and just let it die. That's insane. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. it. Because one. You always got to experience something new, you know, you always got to go out there and put your best foot forward and.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (36:08.877)
I've never done that. I've never done that.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (36:20.141)
Okay, so you're not doing that one. Damn, oh, you're doing it. You're gonna do it? Okay.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (36:32.916)
If I have to suffocate a frog in order to feel better, then maybe, maybe someone out there can do the same, you know, and feel a little bit better. So I'm doing it, buddy. I'm doing it. And two, and two, maybe that frog was racist.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (36:52.077)
Mean it's I mean you could be right and but if you're not into live frogs Maybe just put that t-shirt in your mouth and maybe they'll have the same effect. Who knows
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (37:00.034)
This frog looks like it's already being suffocated. This is the POV of the frog from the inside of your mouth This is exactly how it looks until it stops breathing Sorry for the little a dot live slash merch go ahead and pick this frog save a you for the low price of $35 you too can save a Sorry for the little a. I've such much safe this frog
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (37:23.617)
What a plug. What a plug.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (37:27.594)
Nah, buddy, I'm not doing it. I'm joking. I'm not doing that shit. I'm not killing no frog in my mouth. Fuck that.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (37:29.375)
Okay.
Well, there you go. Those are some of my remedies if anybody else has some cool remedies that actually will work because cold and flu season is here people are getting shots people are juicing themselves up with a bunch of shit Let us know if sucking on a lemon or pouring some honey in your tea is even better some shit But I'm always curious to see what people are doing. There you go, buddy. And it's all for love What's up?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (37:46.957)
Yeah. Yeah. Let us know. Hell yeah, dude. You know what else people are doing, my guy? The people are jamming. They're rocking. Let's get an AI song for the week going. Let's sit back, relax. Joshua, this is track number 56. Headed number, sorry for the lay out live slash AI radio and listen to it in its entirety. Joshua, it's another sequel, buddy. This is the Bay is haunted part two.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (40:32.834)
All right, buddy, there's your A.I. song for the week again. Sorry for live slash radio. Hear that song in its entirety, buddy. The only thing I wrote in that song was actually the chorus of that song, which was pretty fun. Basically, it was like, hey, I have a chorus idea. I give me the rest and that's what that is. What it did, what it do. How do you feel about that one, buddy?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (40:54.113)
I think that's a good way to bring in October.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (40:56.756)
Right? That's what I was thinking too, you know? A sequel upon a sequel, you know? Kind of like the next topic that we have going on.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (41:04.909)
All right. Hollow ifs part four. All right, Sean, lay it on myself. The audience. Yeah, laid on us.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (41:07.682)
.
Hollow Ifs Part 4. Joshua, the only reason I'm not letting this die is because just like with every other sequel that goes on, they're very popular. People are enjoying them. People are communicating with us. I think at the end of the month, we'll go ahead and go through some of the top comments, the ones that I found that were really funny with these whole things. But with that being said, let's go ahead and continue the Hollow Ifs Part 4. No one's gonna let it die. It keeps making money. Joshua, you're a heart.
Here are some more what if questions for you. I wrote all these again, by the way, everybody. So if they kind of suck, just just know that I wrote them. And that's why I'm checking my phone because I have the in here. Yeah. And.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (41:43.671)
Perfect. That's perfect.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (41:48.971)
No, it's genuine, it's fun, it's from the heart, you know? Because Sean's a very passionate guy, so I feel like he put his soul into these things.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (41:55.715)
If don't believe that I wrote these, just... It says, Ifs Part 4, just die already. So, you know. Let's get it started, buddy. This one should be fairly easy for you. Would you rather fight one human-sized bat or a hundred puppy-sized witches?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (42:20.717)
100 puppy size witches? that a thing? that... Like... Like visually... So here's the thing, man. I feel like I have more skill to take on a bunch of tiny things than one big fucking thing. So I think I'm totally down with a bunch of witches. know, I... You know... Like... Like how tall are they? Can I ask... I mean, how tall are the witches?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (42:21.122)
Yes, sir, what do you think it's a thing now I've created it what are you fighting?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (42:35.892)
Mm-hmm
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (42:42.786)
Okay, okay. Hey, teach their own, know, teach their own.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (42:49.346)
Puppy size buddy, puppy sized witches. No, we're taking the average, let's go Labrador Retriever. The average puppy size of a Labrador Retriever. That is the size of these witches.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (42:50.701)
puppy size. Are we talking like teacup puppies? we like Mastiff?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (43:04.491)
And they have which spells and skills by then they do.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (43:07.232)
Yes, yes, but their power is solely based on the size that they are. So because they're puppy size, they're not like a hundred percent witch power, right? So it's like, it's like if you get zapped by one of these puppy size witches, it ain't going to completely hurt you. But if you times that by a hundred could be in for some trouble.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (43:27.117)
So I'm getting tickled like a hundred times. So I have to, you know.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (43:29.771)
Yes, unless they combine forces then you're you're cooked like a like a warm chicken
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (43:35.085)
Yeah, I'm going witches. I would totally get down with a bunch of witches. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think I've done 100 witches in my entire life anyway, so fuck it.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (43:37.108)
Still doing the witches, alright.
I'm doing the bat, by the way. I'm doing one giant bat for the sole reason that I'm a big guy, you know, and I could probably I could probably take the bat, you know, probably take it. All right. Next one. Oops. sorry, buddy. I.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (43:46.925)
Why doesn't I make it 200? Give me 100 more baby, let's go.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (44:05.773)
I was thinking about you battling a giant bat like I would you bite the bat would you like, you know, I would just take it down
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (44:11.806)
yeah, I'm Ozzy-ing that bet. I'm definitely gonna aim for the neck, try to rip it out with my human teeth. We'll see. I'll find a way. Life finds a way. All right, buddy, here's another one for you. Would you rather fall in love with a ghost or a mermaid?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (44:21.108)
Okay.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (44:30.989)
Hmm that is that is a really really good one. Can I take the ghost to the beach?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (44:36.63)
the Sean brain. But you can do anything you want with these creatures. They're the think of them essentially as like a real life partner except one of them is a ghost. And one of them is a mermaid, you know, so you can do anything.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (44:50.401)
I mean a long walk on the beach with a ghost would probably be ideal for me because I mean I don't swim very well so the mermaid would probably get tired of me you're like fucking just probably give up on me let me drown like all my past bad relationships just they just give up on me just let me fucking drown you know so I would probably take a lovely stroll on the beach with a ghost sounds like
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (45:13.634)
That's interesting. I see I I would have pictured you as the mermaid guy because you love the beach so much, you know, and like it's a mermaid that mermaid could take you to like different beaches. You know, you can ride on her back and she'll like swim you around places like I thought you would go mermaid but
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (45:29.441)
Well that's why I asked if I could take if I could take the ghost to the beach because if I was stuck with the ghost inside Chuck E Cheese or some bullshit like Marshall's or you know what I'm saying a Dollar Tree I don't like I'm not no I'm not gonna fucking hang out with the fucking ghost man like I'm sorry like
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (45:35.154)
got it. Yeah. Yeah. Like you had you were.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (45:47.615)
I love, no, you know what? love this idea. Jasper, let me rephrase this question. Would you rather fall in love with a ghost who's trapped wherever they died or a mermaid who cannot walk on land?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (46:02.857)
See, it's not specific enough for me because I'm gonna say well if it was you got it Yeah, the same that same answer applies because if it died at the beach if the person drowned at the beach Then that's the go. I would hold the guy would put a I would put a ring on that bitch. You know what I mean?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (46:14.658)
That's the ghost you want
But why not the mermaid though the mermaid is like your ideal girl though She's still alive still breathing right still still breathing and she's on the beach like
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (46:30.049)
think the mermaid has the upper hand so eventually like any other relationship if they get you into their waters they got full control over you and they get is let you go
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (46:37.59)
Yeah, good point. All right. Yeah. Good. All right. Good point. All right. Your whole argument from the beginning still stands. All right. I feel you.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (46:45.301)
I mean if my dick turns into a mermaid tail and I could survive out there in the water Like my dick just starts swimming around and that's the thing my propeller my dick is my propeller and I cannot drown But maybe I'll pick the mermaid If I could spin my dick like a propeller then I would totally do the mermaid but I don't swim very good and my dick doesn't move like that so I'm gotta go with the ghost man
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (46:54.978)
You're propeller.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (47:03.807)
You
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (47:12.514)
Okay, last one last somebody Excuse me. You get 1 million dollars, but every time someone sneezes you have to say bless you in a stereotypical vampire accent like the count from Sesame Street
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (47:30.015)
Hmm. Okay, so For 1 million dollars. Okay. Can you okay? This is like the ghost in the mermaid thing I need to hear one more time because there's a lot to unpack there Can you can you feed that to me one more time, please?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (47:42.882)
can feed it to you. I can feed it to you one more time, buddy. For one million dollars.
I completely forgot the prompt for $1 million, buddy. Sorry. You get $1 million, but every time someone sneezes, you have to say bless you in a stereotypical vampire accent. So you like, you know, Romanian or the way that the count from Sesame Street says the words, you know, you'd have to use that accent.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (47:50.349)
See what I had to fucking think about that you're you're reading it. Holy shit
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (48:18.529)
to say bless you.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (48:18.603)
Hmm I could do that. I could do that. I feel like if I ever want to get into acting I could have to work on my You know my accent so I could totally just switch things up Whatever they want if they wanted me to gargle the fucking thing You know what I'm saying like like gargle or mime or whatever the fucking tap dance? Whatever whatever you want me to do blink
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (48:43.17)
Alright, you're taking it, taking the million bucks. I feel like these million dollar buck questions are too easy for you.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (48:44.023)
You know?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (48:50.839)
Well, yeah, I mean, we switch it up. Maybe next week we get into part five and then we change the currency. Maybe it's like not a million dollars.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (48:57.058)
Listen you get you get two dollars
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (49:03.949)
Or just change the currency altogether like maybe it's like
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (49:08.962)
Oh, you get three pesos. Oh, 100 LEGO sets. like that. All right.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (49:11.947)
Yeah, or a hundred Lego sets or some shit Yeah, like change we got to switch up the currency because it's like air or farts in a jar You know what I mean? Like like would you be willing to be paid with farts in a jar to do X or just do X?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (49:22.113)
See you later.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (49:30.57)
You know what? Um, that gave me a thought, which I... If we were to take all of the ones that you've answered for the last three weeks, right? You would, you would be the most interesting man in the world. You would, you would be walking into rooms saying trick or treat. You would be telling people bless you in a vampire accent. It would be amazing. It would be amazing. I would love to see this. I would love to see that.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (49:58.926)
We you know, this is only the beginning of this podcast. Who knows, you know, we'll just wait until we take this to the road You know
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (50:02.304)
Yeah, my god. Mia, go ahead and bookmark that for future Sean and Joshua adventures.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (50:09.589)
I mean, I'm just throwing it out there. We're no bang bus, but we'll make it interesting, everybody.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (50:14.79)
Yes, right, buddy. That's all I had for hollow ifs part four. Just let it die already. Just let it die. So let's move on. Crushed by candy.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (50:16.429)
Just saying.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (50:22.349)
Alright. Okay. Yeah, let's let's end it with the silly and like, you know, we started in these kind of fun. obviously, this is the beginning of the of the holiday Halloween holiday season. The candy has hit the shelves and
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (50:35.778)
Halloween season.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (50:41.389)
If you haven't heard the story before I one year spent like $300 on candy and gave it away in like 20 minutes So that year candy literally crushed my soul made a bunch of kids happy But literally the candy did crush me because I was really stupid how I delivered all that candy out or give it out whatever So I'm curious to know if anybody out there is already stocking up with candy like Sean or you I know you don't give out candy but maybe like maybe go to the park and just
Get by a sling shot or some shit and fling it at kids. I don't know what the fuck you're gonna do with for Halloween, but Maybe shoot it up in the air and just watch where it falls, you know, but I'm curious if candy is one of those crushing things that happens this time of the year for you Or is it something that you just kind of like you embrace and and you just enjoy the fucking candy and you know
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (51:39.639)
You know, I kind of wish that I still lived in a neighborhood that actually had kids for trick-or-treating. One, because I love seeing all the kids in their Halloween outfits. You know, it's always a fucking, it's a blast to see who's in right now. But also because I do love candy and I have no reason to really buy it. So what I typically do is when I go to grocery stores or Target or stuff like that, I'll go and I'll see the candy section.
Mainly just to see if there's any like cool new flavors or like Cool new like designs that they're doing like for instance this year. I saw that kid cat was doing like these count Like these vampire shaped kid cats, which I thought was fucking awesome. Like I'm a sucker for shit like that I don't necessarily buy them, but it does make me happy to see it So no, I'm not really hoarding candy or anything like that, but I will say the the og candy is still
or the goat candy is still caramel apple pops. Those are the best. Yeah.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (52:40.673)
Hmm. I can see that. Yeah, well, if anybody else out there is, I'm curious to know, could we even make this a poll at some point? But I'm curious to know people make a budget for their candy. You know?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (52:52.536)
yeah, what's your guys's candy budget? That's a good question. I like that. I I cut that into a short. Thank you
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (52:59.071)
Yeah, the what is your candy budget? Yeah, exactly.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (53:01.708)
What is your candy budget and what's your favorite candy? Let us know in the comments. We love you. Sorry for the layout live slash March. Buy this shirt.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (53:04.941)
All right, I think it's about that time, you know
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (53:10.976)
It's about that time buddy. It's time to land this plane or slow down for an officer who pulled you over Let's go ahead and Give people a closing monologue. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some lucky numbers Let's let's hit all the buttons baby all the buttons on this first official week of October Joshua It's my favorite fucking time of year my dude. So what do you got?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (53:18.071)
This is true. This is true.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (53:31.989)
Alright everybody so again this is your first time probably not listening or watching we like to show off these little fun finds do a little fortunes a little closing monologue but what i'm going to show off tonight because i got a fun i got two fun finds they're kind of fucking big i don't know if i'm going to be able to show them off like i might have to move the microphone or whatever so i got two of them and check this bad boy out because this thing's pretty fucking cool
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (53:59.555)
God, I'm ready. Joshua is slowly bringing up something. My God. Joshua's holding in his hand Michael Myers from Halloween 2 maybe? The first Halloween? Joshua, I don't even know how to describe that. It says robots. But what is it?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (54:22.797)
Yeah, so basically I found this it's handmade by robots and it's a big ass I think that things are made out of ceramic. It's fucking huge. Like look how big this thing is It's it's basically like a fucking it's like a giant funko But because it's all we're in the spooky season I saw this thing at Costco and I didn't only buy this one. I got another one check it out
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (54:37.537)
It's pretty big. For those of you listening, it's big.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (54:49.723)
He's got two and these boxes are probably the size of like a watermelon like a fairly large watermelon. It's pretty big
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (54:56.941)
And this one's a classic, check this out.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (55:01.302)
Joshua also has Ghost Face. Amazing. Are those ones staying in the box, buddy? Or are you taking those ones out?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (55:08.243)
Nobody these are gonna end up in the background So stay tuned for next episode because these things are coming out of the box and it's getting spooky back here everybody So there you go. That is my fun find for this episode for October 7th, Costco, don't know they still have them at Costco, but good luck. They're probably out by now. Go check it out. They're cool
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (55:17.346)
That's awesome. That's fucking awesome.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (55:21.985)
Hell yeah, dude.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (55:28.546)
That's really cool, man. I'm still doing this spooky box, spooky box with doors in it, but I'm running out of days. didn't do the math correctly on this. So today I'm doing two for you guys. We're doing a day six and day seven. So I have them separated or I already took them out of the box. They're not out of the bag yet. But Joshua, do you want to give two guesses? Who do you think these could be? We're doing day six and day seven.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (55:52.358)
I- I- Like who do we even have left? I mean is Loch Ness Monster a thing? it- I mean do- who- like- I have no idea.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (56:00.534)
Honestly, I don't know. I wish I had the other, I wish I had the other paper so could show you what like the like the characters are on it, but I don't. So just take a guess.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (56:07.533)
Damn, I'm forgetting who you even picked. Okay, I'm gonna go with the Loch Ness Monster.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (56:13.281)
Okay, well, I don't think that one's in here, but let's find out. We'll go ahead and open this bad boy up. And the first one is... I believe this is... Yeah, us? Yeah. I don't remember the character's name though, but yeah, for sure. And then I have one more buddy, because we're doing two today. I'm double fisting as well. I thought that was kind of funny. Didn't even plan that shit. So this is the second one. Do you want to take a guess on this one or are you still going with Lugness Monster?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (56:22.893)
It's us, right? Us.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (56:27.858)
Yeah.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (56:39.053)
I mean, what's the next closest thing to us? I have no idea I need to see a list dude But I am NOT even gonna guess on this one because I'm not even gonna be close
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (56:51.147)
this is that dude from that phone movie. What is it? Black phone?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (56:54.989)
It's not black mirror black phone. I think yeah Ethan Hawke Ethan Hawke. think is the actor from that movie
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (56:57.985)
something something phone yeah which is pretty cool you mean Ethan Hawke plays a very convincing bad guy so yeah there is there's my uh there's my fun finds or my fun finds and my funcos look them look at them very cool this week very cool all right buddy hey do you want to do the uh the hundred day challenge um you got a hundred day challenge for us
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (57:05.717)
He's got that jawline, man.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (57:18.989)
I did not upload my I'm gonna have to give you two. I'm gonna have to give you two Selfies, I know I know I know I know well, there was so much going on before you actually fell down my stairs I didn't even want to talk about it by fell down my stairs. I twisted my ankle I'm all swollen from the waist down like if you could see how thick had the what's going on underneath the waist right here Just I'm swollen
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (57:25.281)
What a shame. What a fucking shame, dude.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (57:33.483)
What the fuck?
Oof.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (57:46.838)
All right. We'll save that topic for next week. Joshua, I'll go ahead and give you my 100 day challenge. Or I guess it's not even a hundred day challenge. It's more like our weekly challenge until the end of the year. But yeah, Joshua challenged me to do cat poems for the rest of the year. And I'm delivering, buddy. I got another one. Here we go. I'm doing them all as haikus because why not? You know, so here's the latest one.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (57:57.678)
Yeah, 15, 14, because yeah.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (58:17.675)
Cats are the cutest animal, furry and soft like a natural pillow. Only it bites really hard. There you go.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (58:29.453)
So do cats bite hard or are the teeth just sharp?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (58:32.321)
I don't know. Yeah, I fucking I wrote it now. They bite hard. Sure. You know, I mean, I guess it's a I think it's a mixture of both. You know, they got really sharp teeth, but also the jaw power to destroy humans. So a little bit of both. A little bit of both.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (58:44.685)
There you go.
Alright, love it. I love it, man. Okay, so, then we move on to a fortune? Should we just, do we hit it? Okay.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (58:50.517)
Love it, dude.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (58:54.131)
Let's do let's do a fortune. Yeah, give me give me one of those. Joshua go ahead and give me one of those rub of fortunes.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (59:00.621)
my gosh everybody like if you were here last week and you made it this far last week We pulled one of these sassy dozen fortunes right here and all it said on there was run So it wasn't much of a fortune but but maybe it was what what?
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (59:12.545)
Wait Joshua, what if that fortune was telling me to run away from that police officer and I didn't heed the warning See
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (59:24.395)
I mean, sometimes the writing is on the fortune, you know, or, but, but okay, you missed on that one, but hopefully this one delivers this week because man, like that was kind of a, that last one was pretty depressing.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (59:27.838)
what a shame.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (59:38.911)
a letdown. It was.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (59:43.318)
Okay. All right. Here we go, everybody. So this is going to be your sassy fortune for this, for October 7th, the, first episode of October. Hopefully it's a good one. haven't, I mean, I crack these things brand new. So here we go, everybody. so today is not the day to dwell on your shortcomings, but tomorrow is looking wide open.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:00:07.906)
was fucking stupid.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:00:11.199)
I don't know if I should just keep reading these or throw them away. And I don't want anybody to vote on that because I know what they're going to fucking say. They're going to say, stop the bit. This is fucking stupid. Joshua, you're wasting air. So there you go, everybody. That is your sassy fortune for this episode.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:00:11.309)
I dunno what's-
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:00:27.874)
Well, you know, maybe this can help you guys out. These are seven lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to use them for whatever different reasons you would like. I hope you guys win something out there in these in these two years, two and a half years, whatever that we've been doing this podcast. I hope you guys win something. But they are as followed to four, 18, 25, 30, 40 and 48. Once again, those seven lucky numbers are two, four, 18, 25, 30, 40 and 48. My dude.
We made it buddy. We made it to the end of another episode of the Sorry for the Late podcast. Joshua, like you've been doing for the past few months, let the people have your closing monologue. Tell them, tell them one last thing for the week. Now, hang on, before you do it, this might be the last thing somebody hears before they die. So just keep that in mind when you're giving this monologue to them. So go ahead and you have the floor, go on.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:01:26.413)
Okay, all right. If you put you're putting that much pressure on me Sean a fun real quick fun fact for my closing monologue in October Americans spend over 600 million dollars on pumpkins So everybody in closing if you got enough money to spend on pumpkins you got enough money to head over to our website, sorry for late on life and Pick up a t-shirt everybody
Thank you for listening. you for watching. I love everybody and we will see you on the next episode. 107 next week. Cheers.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:02:01.26)
That was beautiful. I did not expect Joshua to sell out so quickly. That was wonderful. I love it.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:02:08.549)
Hey, it was either that are the pumpkin spice lattes that Starbucks launched in 2003 Which is a 500 million dollar plus fucking man. Have you guys got that much fun in you come have some fun with us? Put one of these t-shirts on your back
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:02:10.505)
You
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:02:25.506)
Like Joshua said, thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. We do really appreciate it It's just the start of spooky season for us. We have another few weeks. We're gonna get into some really fun stuff I have a few things that I'm bringing back and we're gonna have a special guest for the week of Halloween, which is I mean, obviously we know fucking big Frank's coming so to get ready for that But Joshua before we leave I do have my closing monologue for you Joshua why don't fish play basketball?
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:02:56.158)
It's because they can't dunk.
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:02:59.074)
No idiot. It's because they're scared of the net.
Joshua “Shadow Corn” (01:03:04.303)
Yeah
Sean “Scarecrow Sean” (01:03:04.573)
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Deuces, don't speed.
