Sorry For The Delay | EP.107 | Halloween Costumes, Haunted Objects & Facing Fears
Chapters
00:00 Introductions, Spooky Season Merch & Housekeeping
03:25 What's In Our Cups "19 Crimes Wine Red Blend (Bride Of Frankenstine), Incline Cider House - POG"
08:22 The Maple Street Saga: Chapter 10: Return to the Spiral
14:01 Chat With Us Topics
15:40 Spooky Creatures: Sean & Joshua Reimaged
22:00 Costume Culture In Corporate Settings
27:17 Haunted Objects & Their Stories
35:12 A.I. Song of The Week "The Pumpkin King of Candy County"
38:30 100 Days Challenge: Picture Week 3
41:00 Hollow-If's: Part 5 The Reboot!
49:50 One Chip Challenge & Anchorman Tangent
51:49 Funko Finds & Collectibles
56:50 100 Days Challenge: Poem Week 3
57:45 Lucky Numbers & Fortune
01:00:00 Closing Thoughts
Sound Bites
"Could you imagine getting up to a thousand episodes like that's bananas." - Joshua: Reflecting on the idea of reaching a thousand podcast episodes.
"It's spooky season, you know, almost a Halloween." - Joshua: Expressing excitement for the Halloween season.
"This is the spooky Jack O'Lantern one as you can see here." - Sean: Showing off a Halloween-themed t-shirt.
"I'm feeling good, you're feeling good. Let's talk about what's inside of our cups, baby." - Sean: Transitioning to a discussion about what they're drinking.
"This is it's called 19 crimes wine." - Joshua: Introducing the wine being enjoyed during the episode.
"It's spooky season, tis the season of doing spooky things and stuff." - Sean: Emphasizing the Halloween spirit.
"I decided to make us as different creatures, different spooky creatures." - Sean: Describing a creative project involving AI-generated images.
"This is me if I was a werewolf." - Sean: Presenting an AI-generated image of oneself as a werewolf.
"This is you as a fucking vampire." - Sean: Showing an AI-generated image of a co-host as a vampire.
"Bosses, broomsticks, and blood." - Sean: Introducing a segment about Halloween costumes in the workplace.
"The crying boy painting. I have not." - Sean: Discussing a haunted painting known as the Crying Boy.
"James Dean's Little Bastard Porsche?" - Joshua: Mentioning the infamous haunted car associated with James Dean.
"The one chip challenge." - Joshua: Bringing up the popular spicy food challenge.
"Cats like bird shaped toys." - Sean: Sharing a cat-themed haiku.
"Look, I know it might seem crass to do this via fortune cookie, but I'm breaking up with you." - Joshua: Reading a humorous fortune cookie message.
"You get the ability to fly like a bat, but you can only do it while screeching uncontrollably." - Sean: Posing a hypothetical scenario.
"Why do vampires always seem sick? Because they're coffin." - Sean: Telling a vampire-themed joke.
"It's Halloween and every Jack O'Lantern you carve comes to life for 24 hours." - Sean: Imagining a magical Halloween scenario.
"I just watched Pixar. Do you like Pixar?" - Joshua: Discussing favorite movies and the impact of forgetting their endings.
"One werewolf or a hundred chihuahuas dressed as werewolves." - Sean: Debating a humorous hypothetical fight.
"I love Pixar, Joshua. You know that." - Sean: Expressing affection for Pixar movies.
"It's never gonna die. never, never dying." - Sean: Reflecting on the enduring nature of certain podcast segments.
BONUS
Transcript
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (00:32.136)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This over there is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode 107, my dude. Still in triple digits. I don't think the next time we hit four digits isn't until a little while.
So with that being said, buddy, how are you doing this week?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:19.174)
Yeah, I think you're right. I by the time we had four digits I think I might be in like my own triple digits personally Because that's gonna be a minute from now. Holy shit. Could you imagine getting up to a thousand episodes like that's bananas
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (01:29.358)
That's too many. It's too many to be honest. Like if we're doing this at a thousand episodes, dude, just wrap me up and put me in cellophane.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:34.74)
It's kind of a lot.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:40.756)
Think by the time we get to a thousand episodes is gonna be AI is gonna fully have taken over and it's just gonna be a rap for Every podcast and just even people I think it's gonna be rap But but yeah, man, I'm doing well. So it's just it's been a great fucking day for me, man Okay, I really don't know what else to say But I feel great and I'm ready to get this podcast started and I'm happy that everybody's listening and those of you who are joining us on YouTube We appreciate that as well
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (01:46.083)
yeah, yeah, for sure.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, for sure.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (02:09.064)
So yeah, man, I'm feeling pretty freaking well to be honest with you for it being October 14th. You know, we're getting through the spooky season, you know, almost a Halloween. So feeling pretty good, honestly.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (02:12.664)
Hell yeah, dude.
Heck yeah, dude. Heck yeah.
Yeah, halfway through buddy halfway there, you know, it's nice. Head on over to the housekeeping corner real quick because I got some stuff to talk about. Here we go. Thank you Mia for the transition. I appreciate it. I am currently wearing one of the fall drop t-shirts, the final drop set for the month of October. This is the spooky Jack O'Lantern one as you can see here. Joshua on camera. It looks phenomenal. It's beautiful. Look at that coloring. my God.
This is a little jack-o-lantern here and a little Easter egg for the people on the internet there is a Stroke line added to the pumpkin that is actually a candy corn coloring which is kind of fun But get this shirt sorry for the laid out live slash merch Come pick up your very own spooky little jack-o-lantern in honor of the spooky season as well as all the other shirts that I've been wearing for these past few months including the toad one last week But yeah, sorry for the laid out live slash merch also sorry for little a
Check out this episode in its entirety as well as a transcript of the episode where you can see everything that we've said even the stuff that we cut out inevitably in this episode because it got too heated or Racist something happened and it's in there exclusively on the website. Sorry for the delay live And I believe that was all the housekeeping that I had just a moment to take a time and plug our website me with the hand motions gesturing got my jazz hands going Joshua
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (03:48.768)
I'm feeling good, you're feeling good. Let's talk about what's inside of our cups, baby.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (03:53.682)
Yeah, Sean's pretty active tonight. Holy shit, he's got his jazz hands going. I don't know if he, I don't know if he had something already in his cup and he's on his second or third cup, but it kind of seems that way. so yeah, let's just be honest with the audience. Sean, can it before I, before I say, is this your first cup for the night? Or are you, is this your first cup?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (03:56.08)
yeah, I'm feeling it. Jazz!
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (04:03.346)
You don't know nothing. Maybe, maybe I did. Sure. You're a funny man. You're a funny man. Of course this is my first cup. But it ain't my first can, baby.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (04:19.475)
for the cup? Okay. Got it. Got it. I didn't think so. So yeah, Sean. So for tonight's episode or this morning or depending on when you listen to this, I decided to actually I didn't even pick this up. My girlfriend got this for me and I thought it was actually pretty cool. This is it's called 19 crimes wine.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (04:26.06)
Hmm
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (04:40.334)
Oh nice buddy, you're drinking a wine today. Hell yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (04:43.569)
Yeah, so we're going we're going all out in the wine tonight. It's been a while. I can't remember the last time I had one. I think it might have been our the Valentine's Day episode or something like way back when. Yeah, I know, right? Like
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (04:50.818)
all the while. Yeah, like last year. Yeah, because I don't think you drink wine this year's Valentine's episode. think you drink whiskey.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (05:00.251)
Yeah, you're probably you're probably right, but I'm not a big wine guy I really should get into wine because I mean the doc says wine is apparently good for you So I mean we should listen right should listen listen up But yeah, so what I did earlier Sean's a big wine connoisseur I'm not but I listened to him because on previous episodes he says you gotta let you gotta open it up and let it air out so This time around I did let it air out and I haven't
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (05:07.214)
I mean, when in Rome, you know?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (05:17.006)
Thank you.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (05:26.414)
Perfect. Nice.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (05:28.143)
Haven't tried it yet. So I'm gonna go ahead and pour a nice little Serving a little glass here to myself and we're gonna give this a fat sip I mean should should you take a fat sip of Wayne?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (05:35.329)
Hmm.
Think of that, but he also while he pours that the bottle that Josh was holding is the nine crimes. Frankenstein, Frankenstein's bride labeling on there before he misses that whole thing.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (05:46.356)
Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, thank you for bringing that up Sean. This is the nine curve. You're right. You're right. And because I'm not going to know how to explain the flavors, I'll just read it right off the bottle. So this is supposed to be rich and round with a soft, fruity finish, sweet aromatics with notes of chocolate. So I mean, this is very, it's super, super dark. So let's give this a try everybody.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (06:03.246)
Kinda like me.
definitely like me.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (06:10.838)
super dark damn what's it smell like? there it goes taking a big old sweet taking a big sweet god damn or dog
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (06:20.307)
That's actually pretty, I mean, you know what? Honestly, I think like Sean says, you're supposed to just let it air out because I think the fact that I let it air out, tastes much, much better. But this is actually, yeah, it's pretty fucking tasty peppery. Look at you. Yeah, everybody go out and try it. It's actually pretty fucking good. Sean, that is what's in my cup. What's in your cup, buddy? What's going on? I'm just enjoying this wine at this point.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (06:30.603)
Yeah, it's not gonna be as peppery.
Hmm.
Nice buddy Hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah. I'm proud of you. You're I'm glad you're opening up your palate You know drinking some wine today. My palate is closed. I'm not refining anything and not beating the wheel to death You know, I just got some incline. I'm just drinking some Pog some beautiful inclined imperial Pog. That's all I'm doing I'm doing today not stepping on it not doing anything just inside my cup My beautiful rose glass there my rose ice in there, but that's it. That's all I got
Keeping it simple today everybody. You know, it's Halloween, it's spooky season. don't want to spook myself, you know. Sometimes you gotta bring it back a little bit, you know. You take a few moments to analyze to make sure that you're not addicted. And sometimes you just gotta have some water, you know. Apple flavored hard water.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (07:07.475)
Keep it simple.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (07:24.051)
I mean, this is true. This is true. Can't go hard every single time, you know Plus this is a very like big budget, you know podcast. So, you know, we got a Save our pennies where we can His double your double fisting is that we just
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (07:28.746)
Exactly, exactly.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (07:32.814)
No, not a big budget. Sorry, I was just opening another incline. I wanted to make sure I had one on the ready. yeah. Double fisting inclines, one's already empty and the other one I just opened. yeah, you know, it's a fun night. Yeah. I'm getting in spooky season,
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (07:47.473)
her everybody like it to anything else yeah the score
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (07:50.926)
Yeah, got stuff in our cups. We're enjoying it. not really buddy. mean, I, I don't really have anything to vent about today, which is kind of nice. I mean, I got my ticket last week, so there's that. I'm still dealing with that. you want me to hit the maple street and get that out of the way real quick here. Chapter 10. Yeah, let's do it. Something a little spooky, something a little fun. This is chapter 10 of the maple street saga. There's only 14 chev.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (08:07.762)
Yeah, mean, I think Maple Street's a good way to get us going, something to sip to.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (08:18.798)
Sorry, there's only 12 chapters of the Maple Street Saga, not 14. I don't know why I thought about 14. That's my fault, you know. But this is chapter number 10. And let me say, this one kind of reveals a lot about the Maple Street Saga. So I'll go ahead and share my screen with Joshua. And for those of you watching or listening, just keep on listening or watching because it's about to happen. It's about to go down right here, right now. Joshua, sit back, enjoy your wine. Here it is, Maple Street Chapter 10.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (12:53.15)
buddy there you go there's chapter 10 of the maple street saga buddy we learned a lot in this episode including the spiral finally being released it's like a container maple streets container you know everything's clicking together it all makes sense now you know it's starting to starting to come together like a good warm apple pie
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (12:53.651)
Hmm.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (12:58.632)
Hmm
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (13:13.192)
Hmm. Hmm.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (13:19.856)
It's gonna be one of those like how you know, spongebob just lived under the sea, you know, is it like like It's gonna be we're gonna find out their true environment at the end of this whole thing like where they've been this whole time
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (13:24.512)
You
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (13:29.966)
you
Maybe, maybe. Listen, I'm not giving any spoilers. We've only got two more weeks of this. And so I want to keep it as close to the chest as possible, you know, but you know, there are signs, there are signs that may point in some directions. So who knows?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (13:34.75)
like
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (13:42.634)
Got it
Like swirling, know, like who knows? Yeah, exactly. I'm like, where are we at this point? I feel like I'm on like a trip like I just took it I'm like on an ayahuasca trip and I'm just going down this journey this story right here and I'm just like, you know, I think the next time I listen to that in its entirety I feel like I want to you know experience, you know, maybe make maybe take another trip, you know down the old The old devil's lettuce or something. I don't know. I don't know get to the right mindset. Maybe maybe have a little gummy
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (14:10.346)
there you go.
There you go buddy. Hey, yeah, I'm all for it, man. I'm all for it. Yeah. We still got to do that. We'll probably, we'll do that sometime this, these coming weeks and we'll put that out for everybody. but it'll, it'll happen. So let's, let's go ahead and move on my dude. Let's go to the chat with this corner. Let's talk about other things we're going to talk about this week.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (14:17.362)
You know, just go with the flow. Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (14:26.056)
be fun. I'm down with that. Alright yeah, let's roll.
Gosh this is I mean who knows where we're go with this I'm sipping wine Sean already opened his second cup or his third You know, whatever it was All right, everybody. This is the meat and potatoes are the the Maybe the funnest part of the podcast. I don't know depends on on how you're rating us out there But here we go. We got a couple topics for you today So the first topic we are going to slap on your chin
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (14:48.366)
Yeah, I mean potatoes.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (14:58.668)
Nobody's reading this good.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (15:03.174)
Is to be I mean, I don't know. I'm just making shit up All right is Sean's over you're laughing at me. See if you're just listening you have no fucking idea Just like what does this guy do it? All right. I Need to have more wine. All right, let me get to it. All right. So the first topic we're gonna get to is Spook a silly that's gonna be I'm curious about this one bosses broomsticks and blood That might get yeah that could get rough
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (15:10.806)
You
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (15:28.91)
I'm curious about this one.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (15:33.671)
Play with me and find out. No, we're not going to go in John's pants for this segment. I mean maybe and the final one that we have on our list to have a little bit more fun with is a hollow ifs part five This has been a really fun segment So if you hate all the other ones and want to fast forward feel free to okay. Oh This is gonna be different. Okay
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (15:36.51)
Oof. that's a bummer.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (15:55.052)
No, this one's gonna be different buddy. This one's different This is like when they made the sequel and it didn't do so well and they're like, alright, we got to change it We're gonna change it all up. So this is gonna be that's gonna be a good one But we'll end with that. Yeah
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (16:00.836)
No Okay All right. Well hang out for the other ones. Yeah, perfect All right, buddy spook us silly, you know, let the audience know that the viewer where we going with this man. I'm curious
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (16:09.122)
Mmm, yeah.
So, Joshua, you know, it's spooky season, tis the season of doing spooky things and stuff. I just kind of wanted to start this week off on a good, fun note, positive energy kind of thing. And I was kind of messing, kind of stuff that you do, you know, if you had a style of things that you do on this podcast, I, I wanted to kind of dabble in the style that Joshua does on this podcast. So this is going to be very visual focused.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (16:32.788)
I
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (16:41.286)
So those of you listening, you can skip this one if you want, or you can just hear the silly banter about it. Or you can come on over to Sorry for a Little Late Out Live and check out what I'm about to present to Joshua, which is, Joshua, I decided to make us as different creatures, different spooky creatures, because you never dress up on this podcast. And I wanted you to dress up for me. And so I'm going to I'm going to go ahead and share some stuff that I created today. And
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (16:57.043)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (17:10.574)
First of all, I'm not going to show you off just yet. I'm going to show off this one first. Here you go, buddy. This is me if I was a werewolf. How do you feel about that? Look at that. I look, I look, I look very menacing. It's, kind of spectacular. And I just want to, I want you to take note on the background images as well of all this. This is all AI generated obviously. But like some of the images,
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (17:20.82)
Wow, that's cool. I like that. I like that. The artwork on that is sweet.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (17:38.476)
Like some of the stuff that tried to render out for this is kind of creepy in itself, you know, like, oof. Yeah, the duck. Yeah. Yep. Yeah. And the cat on my, my, cat on my shoulders is there and it's, it's, it's something, bro. It's, it's, it's anyways. so that's me. So yeah, that's me as a werewolf. but now I want to show you, one that I have for you.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (17:44.902)
Yeah, like the duck over your right shoulder or your left. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. That's cool how that rendered that out.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (18:00.422)
Now that's cool. I like that.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (18:05.268)
What did do? did what yeah, what in the world did you conjure up on your end over there?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (18:11.778)
So this is one I got for you here. This is what I like to call the the pumpkin king my guy this is You as the pumpkin king just you you with a giant jackal over your head It did not it did not do do you justice? All right, like it did not it did not so with that being we We honestly could have
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (18:18.004)
Okay, alright.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (18:29.884)
No, it did not. No, no. We could have done better than that. We could have done better than that. Sorry AI or chat. I don't know where you went for this image, but these two guys could have done better than that. Look at my mouth. Look at my mouth. I got two mouths.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (18:41.976)
Yeah, yeah, it didn't do it didn't do good. I thought it would do better because yeah, it gave you two. You got two mouths. It couldn't even be bothered with adding your whole face to this pumpkin. Jack Leonard style. But I will say in this one, it kept your background pretty, pretty damn close to what you had originally, which is which is kind of creepy in its own right, because your background is made with AI and
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (19:03.4)
Yeah, I can see that. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (19:10.72)
It kept the AI image pretty damn close, which is kind of weird, right? Kind of weird. Sure.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (19:14.204)
I did. I mean, can I ask if you're if you're, know, just listening, can you please slide over to sorry for delay that live YouTube? I just want to know, is my neck really that orange? Can you tell like, is my neck? I don't think my neck is that orange, dude, like I've been spending a lot of time in the sun. I usually go brown. I don't go orange. So I'm a little insulted that it's taking my my complexion.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (19:30.518)
You
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (19:44.142)
my god
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (19:44.148)
Hold it there. I get it. I get it. I just want to know Sorry, just asking for a friend. Holy shit
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (19:53.514)
Alright, alright, let me show you another one because I can't just let you have all the fun, right? So this is the other one that I decided to do. This one is me as the creature from the Black Lagoon. Why? Why? It looks so good, right? And also on this one, it just left everything. It just literally made my face the character and it left the background completely unchanged unlike the first one I showed.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (19:59.188)
Okay. All right.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (20:06.173)
Why does it do so well with you? Like yours looks perfect.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (20:22.05)
Which is really weird. Like why? What? You know, it only changed, it changed the toad in the shirt. But other than that, the background is just a background. The same background I have right behind me. Yeah. yeah. Very subtle. Very subtle. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, that's, yeah, that's me as the creature from the black lagoon. and the reason, the whole reason I did this was because it gave me this blast image of you. And I thought,
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (20:25.671)
Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (20:33.083)
It even captured your arms. Like I know it's kind of cut off down there, you can see your arms down there.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (20:51.39)
my God, this could be amazing. So Joshua, this is the one that really just flipped my fancy. Here you go, buddy. This is you as a fucking vampire. You see what I mean here? This, this quality of editing was spectacular. And I was like, okay. I can make this a thing. And then it gave me you as a pumpkin with two mouths and an orange neck. I just, I lost it.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (21:01.236)
shit.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (21:20.243)
That one's really good. I actually like that if I had a makeup artist that could pull that off I would totally wear that for the podcast one day. I would do that I Mean, what would that cost? You know, is that like an eight hundred dollar makeup job? You know, like like what would that cost right there?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (21:21.102)
Yeah
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (21:28.974)
I would love that. I would love that.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (21:35.075)
shit probably at bare minimum at bare minimum you're because you're spending like 200 bucks on these bright ass yellow contacts that Joshua has in his vampire eyes right here
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (21:46.42)
I mean you're right man, but that that's really really fucking cool Do you think you know just a random question? Do you think you'd wear like a green mask and just like a render that over the top as You're on screen like green screen. Do you think you could like make that kind of thing work?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (21:56.91)
probably. yeah. I'm sure you could take a lot of time, but I'm definitely sure you could. So yeah, anyways, buddy.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (22:05.479)
Huh, okay. Okay, fun. Just food for thought. Food for thought. We are creatives on this podcast, and if you didn't get a chance to see that, you're just listening. You really should just slide over and check this out. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (22:11.809)
That we are, dude. That we are.
Yeah, head on over to the website. Sorry for the little lay-out live. Check that shit out. Because that was a pretty fun way to start something. But Joshua, let's move on. I'm kind of curious about this. Bosses, broomsticks, and blood. Like what? What?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (22:28.691)
I don't want this to be anti-climactic as I usually am in my life and in the bedroom, but but
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (22:39.117)
He's never once been anti-climatic he always climaxes
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (22:45.298)
Well that much is true I think There might have been a few times where I blacked out just woke up in a wet puddle. Just didn't know if was mine or theirs. So That's a whole nother story It's a whole other story But yeah, man, I because the spooky season is here and it is what the 14th I forget what today. Yeah the 14th of October
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (23:05.677)
He's already forgotten the date everybody it's one one half glass of wine and he's already fucked up
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (23:10.771)
Did I love wine? I can't wait to see what I'd be like after this whole bottle would be a whole other podcast No, so since we're getting into it and people are gonna start dressing up for work I was curious to ask the question as far as like it Sean. Do you feel like there's certain Certain restrictions on on costumes when it comes to a corporate environment versus like a privately owned company where you can just like
have good time. like when it comes to bosses, we know we got cool ones and all this kind of shit, but do you like, what do you think? Like how, how appropriate or inappropriate could you get versus corporate or private? Like, like, what do you think? And are we wearing pasties to, know, the big box store or are we going to save that for, you know, the private company?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (24:05.303)
I I guess the real answer is whenever you're in... whenever you're in... you're in... that's a funny word. If you're ever in a corporate situation where you can dress up as something, the best action to take is to think of it as like a nothing above PG-13 kind of thing, you know? So obviously you don't dress as the slutty pumpkin or...
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (24:12.66)
You're in, yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (24:33.453)
A slutty nurse, you know, but if you're working for us And you want to dress up as a slutty pumpkin or a slutty nurse? We were all for it, you know, cuz we're all about equality Just like if Joshua wants to dress up as a slutty nurse Or a slutty cheerleader. We're all for it, you know, so I think that's where the difference lies but I will say if you do go to work in a corporate setting and you are the one in the sexy cat outfit
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (24:46.26)
That's true.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (25:02.733)
Prepare to have a conversation with HR. Mainly one, because they're jealous of you because you look so damn cute. And two, because Froy over here from accounting is getting a hard on and he can't stand it. You know, he's got a touch. So just, you know, be forewarned, you know, be forewarned. So I don't know, buddy. Honestly, if I showed up in either setting, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind seeing him either way, you know.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (25:30.932)
Right? No, I kind of feel the same way. I mean, I get it. There's a corporate world that evolves around, you know, being appropriate and wearing the right thing to kind of a corporate setting. But I think if you own a private company or maybe you work for like a private school or whatever or whatever, I think you should be allowed. No, no, I mean, not with children. mean, yeah, like I mean, no.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (25:48.981)
school with children? Like a university? More adult kids?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (25:57.236)
Like like in a setting where it's kind of more I don't want to say controlled but you're less in a corporate world maybe perhaps You know, I think you should have be able to have a little bit more fun, but but you're right
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (26:12.805)
Honestly, I do think though that in a corporate setting you get if you dress more towards like the slasher blood like Kind of style you're gonna get less Reprimandation than if you dressed more towards the slutty cat style if that makes sense You know because I think more people are accustomed to more blood and gore than they are more sexual prowess You know, like I think that's a more accepted in a big corporation kind of ideal. So
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (26:40.2)
Yeah, no, I think you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So if you if you're if we eventually get a warehouse, feel free to wear almost nothing on a daily basis. Perhaps. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (26:40.949)
I mean, take that for what you will, but yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (26:48.821)
Yeah, come work with us. Yeah. I mean, why not? Hey, underneath this beautiful, sorry for the late t-shirt that you can get on, sorry for the late out live slash merch. There is absolutely nothing. I'm winning the pooing here. Literally winning the pooing. So come on over, work with us. We need some editor.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (27:08.724)
Yeah, and I'm curious if anybody is what they're costing for the choices, know, because Halloween's approaching. So if you do dress up, maybe Sean will and I will dress up if you give us some costume ideas to be determined.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (27:21.813)
Yeah, let us know in the comments. Yeah, let us know who you want us to dress up as or who are you dressing up as? I'd love to know. Send me pictures specifically. All right, buddy, what do you got?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (27:40.231)
Okay, so I was thinking about this again leading up to Halloween now We got play with me and find out Shawn would you like to take a guess? What this? Topic could possibly be about
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (27:59.374)
Listen, I know the easy low hanging fruit is there, but I'm going to take an actual guess. I'm going to say this is something about gaming. Joshua, is there something about gaming? OK, well, then shit.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (28:11.635)
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (28:19.551)
Okay, bringing them back.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (28:24.493)
you
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (28:29.397)
Okay, sure. Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (28:37.313)
Okay, wait, hang on. Before you do this, I have questions. First of all, who are deeming these objects officially haunted? Like, who is the ambassador of hauntings that is granting this object the classification of officially being haunted?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (28:54.181)
I think it has to do with deaths that were associated with these particular objects and the circumstances in which, you know, maybe they were in somebody's possession and just bad things have happened. Yeah, so whoever whoever that authority is, is who decided and that's how this this list was generated. Yes, yes, the death that they experienced because they were a part of these items. All right, Sean, number one, have you ever heard of the crying boy painting?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (28:59.575)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (29:05.197)
Okay, all right. I'm ready. Lay him on me. Lay him, ready. The Grim Reaper. Understood.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (29:24.439)
The crying boy painting. I have not. Is Mia gonna have to put a picture? Alright, Mia, go ahead and put a picture right there next to
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (29:29.779)
Yeah, me is gonna have to I didn't have time to pull up pictures and plus when it comes to some of these things, you know, I'm always nervous about copyright shit, but But there you go. So I don't have pictures for any of these but the I guess so this is what makes me even more nervous about the crying boy painting is It's actual location is in various homes across the UK. So it's not just one painting. It's multiple paintings and people just No, well, I guess it's just like
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (29:53.729)
of the same painting?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (29:57.524)
renditions of the crying boy painting and so the the backstory on this let me give you so all these will have backstories so let me give you the backstory so the best the backstory is this mass it was mass produced in the 1950s these paintings were found untouched in homes that were burned down
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (30:00.798)
Huh.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (30:16.429)
What? So they're fireproof?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (30:19.793)
So this is okay, gonna, might be able to debunk these along the way here. So that was my first thought. Maybe, maybe they're fireproof. But apparently after, after the house is burned down and this is the only thing left that the owners actually removed and destroyed them because they were just like, what the fuck? You know, so.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (30:41.773)
Okay, so not actually fireproof, but for the moment they were fireproof. So temporarily fireproof. Okay, interesting.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (30:46.067)
Yeah So so would you put a crying boy? You're probably gonna have to put this up. Ermia's gonna have to would you put a crying boy painting up in your home just to test it?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (30:54.667)
Yeah, me is already put it. OK, so would I put that painting right there that you guys are seeing right now, would I put that painting up in my home? No, probably not. I don't like the composition. I don't like the way it looks. I don't like the way the boys looking at me. So I'd probably say no, not doing it. Yeah. Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (31:14.491)
Okay, so you want to find out. You'll find out if it's a real thing or not. Okay. All right. Got a couple more of these. So Sean is going to gamble with the crying boy painting. All right. Number two is the the Busbee stoop chair. Have you ever heard of the Busbee stoop chair?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (31:24.525)
You
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (31:32.631)
the Busby stoop chair? Okay, so I know what a stoop is. Thank you, Hey Arnold. But I don't know what a Busby stoop chair is. What the fuck? the hell?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (31:44.856)
Okay. All right. So you're lucky because this one actually is sitting in the museum right now. So you won't even have a chance to play with this thing. Um, but if you could, here's the backstory on this and then maybe, maybe you want to play with it. Uh, so Thomas Busby cursed the chair before his execution in 1702. Okay. So that's how this is what happened here. This is the backstory on it. And the haunting is people who sat in the chair reportedly died shortly after.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (31:49.889)
Mmm. perfect.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (32:13.523)
shortly after. It's now hung on a wall to prevent anyone from sitting in it.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (32:17.453)
Damn! Wow! Holy shit, a chair that kills you after you sit in it? I mean, technically aren't all chairs killing you while you sit in them? Isn't that like scientifically proven that sitting down for too long actually like speeds up death or some shit like that?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (32:23.219)
Yeah. So do you be born?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (32:34.127)
like for an hour long podcast as we sit here.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (32:36.459)
Yeah, kind of. think we're kind of doing that to ourselves here. Are we sitting in the Busbee chairs already? Interesting. But no, Joshua, I'm not playing with that one. No matter how comfy this chair looks, thank you Mia for putting that in there right there. Appreciate that. I'm not doing it. I'm not sitting in that chair. Nothing.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (32:53.299)
Alright, now I got one more for you Sean. This one might be more relatable to everybody listening. How about James Dean's Little Bastard Porsche?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (33:05.695)
Okay, I would fuck around with that. That Porsche is pretty cool. Me have put the Porsche right there. Thank you that that Porsche is actually pretty fucking sick. So I've seen it before. Yeah, that's actually pretty cool. So I would I'd fuck around and find out what that one
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (33:12.918)
you've seen it before? You've seen the Porsche?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (33:18.865)
Okay, okay. All right. Just curious to know if you would fuck around the Porsche that somebody clearly has had a bunch of accidents in and people have died and even being around it.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (33:25.571)
yeah. yeah. yeah. Listen, listen, I'll fuck around with it by sitting in it and taking selfies. You know, I, ain't driving anywhere in it, but I'll sit with it and take some selfies. But Joshua, what about, what about you? Like, are you sitting in anything? Are you playing with any of these other than myself?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (33:38.034)
Okay.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (33:42.58)
You know what I'm a risk taker and I I am Hard-pressed to have ever been jump-scared. I mean besides like the little dog that freaked me out the other day You know, maybe a little nervous But yeah, I mean I would fuck around with these why not dude. Why not? I mean
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (33:55.049)
Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (34:01.601)
YOLO, right? You only live once?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (34:03.614)
Well, not only that, it's like how hard are you going to believe in things that are going to be cursed and how hard are you going to like let the demons into your soul? Right.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (34:08.781)
Mmm.
Question of spirituality. Interesting.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (34:15.56)
Yeah, I mean, maybe you don't have to believe for it to hurt you. I mean, you play with a knife and find out. But
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (34:21.915)
you
a lot easier to obtain.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (34:25.108)
When it comes to like the ghost and the ghouls and the Ouija boards of the world, I mean, I don't know if you're gonna believe that hard in something, maybe you're right to come after you, so beware.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (34:39.053)
And Joshua you know what you should also be aware of buddy It's the AI song of the week this week This song was based off of this little bastard here this little pumpkin skull that I got once again You can get on sorry for the little life slash merch go ahead and buy it Please for the love of God if I don't sell any of these Josh was not gonna Let me do any Christmas ones, and I really want to do a Christmas one Please for the love of God just sorry for the little life slash merch and get this guy, but this song was inspired by this shirt Joshua
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (34:41.364)
I don't know.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (35:09.001)
And, I could have gone two routes with this song and I decided to take the more fun route, which is why I'm in a good mood today, buddy. I'm sorry. can't, I can't hold a straight face because I know something you don't and it's coming right now. So I'll go ahead and share my screen with you guys. Joshua, this song is called the pumpkin King of candy country. Sit back and relax. Enjoy. Here you go.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (38:02.457)
Alright buddy, there you go. There's your AI song for the week. How did you feel about that bad boy there my dude?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (38:07.271)
Man, man, I had to pour up another one at the end of that song there, man. That was, I was vibing off that one. You know, you know, sometimes when, when, songs like that hit, you know, the way they're created and just the energy that it creates, I just love like that. I love it.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (38:25.729)
Me too, dude. Me too. Yeah, that's I was I was so conflicted this afternoon when I was writing that one for us. It was going to be either that one or I was going to do another sequel to to one that we had before. And I was like, when I hit render and heard that one, I was like, fuck, that's it. That's the winner. So, you know.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (38:43.303)
Yeah, yeah that you shouldn't be you shouldn't be torn on that one at all at all That was a good one, man. I fucking love that shit. You know what else you shouldn't be torn about? the fact that I did not take a selfie last week, so Before we get into the next Little part I just have to show off my two little selfies one for this week and one for last week Sean
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (38:47.373)
Yeah, thank you, thank you. I feel great about that decision.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (38:53.387)
What, buddy, what shouldn't I be?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (39:03.872)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (39:09.101)
Cool. Okay. You're just going to get into it right now. All right. Sure. Damn. Okay. I'm ready. Show me. Show it off. Show it off.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (39:13.459)
I'm gonna get into it right now because that song made me feel so good
I just want to show it off now. I just to it off now.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (39:22.197)
And further for, hang on, wait, buddy, sorry. My bad to cut you off here real quick. For those of you, if this is your first time listening or first time watching, hey, thank you. We really do appreciate it. Joshua and I have a challenge going on for the rest of the year. Our one week challenge, Joshua has challenged me to write cat poems and I challenge Joshua to take a selfie every week of something that inspires him or shows a different mood. So there you go. That's the preference. What's about to happen here. So, Joshua, go ahead and feel show yourself.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (39:25.659)
No, you're fine.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (39:44.936)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. So my first picture is how the fuck did I get here? How did I how did I end up here that that's the picture on screen? I don't know how I got here. But yes folks I got there and the other one is I Hope I don't get this on my balls Pitcher that's poison oak in the background
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (39:56.973)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (40:06.445)
Is that poison oak? my god. Alright, can we go back to the first picture real quick so I can describe that for the people here? So the first picture of Joshua is him with a dust mask on and what seems to be a ceiling that has collapsed.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (40:25.413)
I'm we're not going to talk about it. But yes, we're talking about.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (40:30.221)
Okay, perfect. Perfect. And then the other picture that Joshua had for us was him with the ocean as his backdrop and a beautiful poison oak sign that says caution poison oak and he is standing in front of it and I hope he didn't get any on his genitals because that would suck. Although he does have experience. So if you want to go catch an episode where he talks about that, go ahead and head on over to Star Trek for the Light Out Live and type in the search bar right there. Poison oak on the balls and it'll show the episode.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (40:45.491)
You
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (40:59.37)
That has the... Josh, we're talking about it.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (41:01.681)
Yeah, that happened to this guy. I'm glad there was a fence between me and the poison oak because that's one thing I don't need to relive is how big my balls grow when poison oaks up on it. It's one visual that just yeah, I don't need to see that again, you know, so.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (41:13.687)
good times. I mean I do, I do for the record I do, but that's for personal use so I be able to show that off on here.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (41:20.347)
Yeah, there you go. I thought I'd just show that off. Maybe it was out of the order, but you know what? Just having a good time.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (41:25.771)
Yeah, he was he was so fucking inspired by that song that he had to show off something that made him happy. I appreciate that, buddy. Thank you. Thank you for that.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (41:31.699)
Yeah, all right, Sean. And are we ready to move on to one of our favorite topics? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (41:36.076)
Yes, sir.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hang on throwing out the word favorite like it's a fucking like it's a buzzword here Listen, it may not be my favorite. I do enjoy writing them But I don't know if it's my favorite topic we've ever done. It is the most consistent topic We've ever done. I'll say that right now. How low ifs part five, you know, like I said in the beginning of the episode the The producers the studios were like, hey listen guys
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (41:45.139)
Isn't that a favorite?
Okay.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (41:51.268)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (42:07.021)
This is slowly starting to devalue. You know, we got to change it up. We got to do, we got to hire someone different, maybe get two younger people in here in this episode, you know, have them read something else off. And I said, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just going to change up the format just a little bit. So Joshua, here are your hollow if questions for the week. My dude. Uh, the first one I have for you is this it's Halloween and every Jack O'Lantern you carve comes to life for 24 hours.
Who would you card?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (42:39.645)
Who, so a person? Like a who would I call?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (42:42.061)
It could be anything you want. Your Jack O'Lantern comes alive for 24 hours. Jack O'Lantern, sorry for the live about life slash merch. 24 hours, buddy. It could be anything you want. Who you carving? What are you carving? Anything. Anything. Anything you want.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (42:50.227)
Any anything anything You know, you know what's kind of funny. I I just got before we started before we jumped on I was watching Ghostbusters and I feel like I have a crush on the little marshmallow You know the little little marshmallows that kind of Yeah, the news ghostbusters little marshmallows that Walker I feel like if I could have just if they could be baby pumpkins. Can we do can we can they be baby pumpkins and
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (43:01.581)
Mmm!
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (43:05.069)
You're watching the new Ghostbusters. Got it.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (43:15.174)
yeah, sure. Wait, that's kind of morbid though. You want to carve baby pumpkins into a pumpkin? Kind of morbid.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (43:22.291)
No, no, turn into the little marshmallows a little the little state puff marshmallow guys and just like a bunch of them walking around as little pumpkins But they're in marshmallow, right, right?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (43:31.301)
okay. So you carve, you carve this, you carve the marshmallow guy into the pumpkin and then it would turn. Okay. God, that's actually really fucking cute. I like that.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (43:36.689)
Yeah
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (43:40.699)
Yeah, and then they come alive and then we just have a little you know, good old Halloween together and I squish them and make a pie out of them later, you know
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (43:44.911)
Yeah. yeah, you guys want... I didn't want to say it, but yeah. Honestly, that's kind of nice. I like that. It's really nice. Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (43:53.863)
You know?
It'll be fun, right? right. Get old Ghostbusters. Who loves Ghostbusters? Do you like Ghostbusters? The new one? Old ones?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (44:03.372)
I don't know, you have to find out if I have them on my crocs or not.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (44:08.081)
I have my crocs up here, but if you're rocking with your croc and are you crying with your rocking?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (44:10.932)
For the record, do like Ghostbusters. Croc and what you're rocking, maybe I do like Ghostbusters. I don't like the all-girl Ghostbusters. Sorry. Don't mean to shit on that one, but it was not good.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (44:19.641)
No, but they did that one different though, man. I mean, if we're talking movie, they did that one different. That did not keep with the scheme of the whole...
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (44:25.442)
Yeah, different in a bad way. Yeah, they fucked that shit up hard. Sorry. I was like, it's not a Ghostbuster. If you go into it thinking it's not a Ghostbuster movie, yay, A+. If you go into it with the mindset, this is gonna be a Ghostbuster sequel or Ghostbusters like installment. Not good, not good, sorry, just not.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (44:30.172)
Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (44:46.961)
Wait, could we just say it's a different universe? Could we just throw it out there? Like Spider-Man and all that shit.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (44:49.804)
We can. Yeah, in our lore, it is a different universe, different thing. Yeah. So we're good. Just like how cars too, for me doesn't exist on this podcast. Cars too, doesn't exist. Never a thing. It's only cars one and cars three. Sorry. Don't know what happened to two.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (45:05.753)
Alright, I don't want to go down movie alley because I'll just get we will keep going. This will be a tangent that would go forever Let's go to the next one, buddy. Yeah. Yeah
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (45:11.362)
Yes, it will. We'll hold on to that until after spooky season. Joshua, let me give you your next one here. I really enjoyed this one. you get an infinite jar of your favorite candy. It's always fresh, but every time you eat a piece, you forget the ending of a movie you love. Speaking of movies. Right? That kind of just worked out naturally. Kind of funny how that does.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (45:32.851)
That nice little that played into that nice didn't it that Yeah, that was beautiful. The universe is silly. I Okay, can I put Fuck dude, what I over analyze shit. I can I put ice cream Snickers in there?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (45:54.135)
Yeah, it's it's I'll leave it open to whatever treat that you want. It's in there always, always. But every time you take a spoonful of that ice cream Snickers, you lose the ending to your favorite movie.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (45:59.079)
Okay.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (46:06.981)
Okay, I'm gonna go with ice cream snickers because there's a lot of shitty movies that I've seen and even though I pretend to like them because I've paid for them and gone to theaters and shit. I honestly hated them. So I can I can make more more storage. Fuck yeah, dude. Let's get rid of some shit and They're at the old and in with the new give me some ice cream snickers. Let's do it
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (46:19.822)
Okay. Okay. I mean...
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (46:30.092)
I mean, this also this this doesn't say that you can't go back and rewatch your favorite movie, right? This basically just this is saying that once you take a bite of your of that treat from the jar that you forget the ending of a movie you love. So it kind of makes it a good thing because then you can go back and rewatch that movie and be like, that's how that movie ended. You know, it's kind of like it's kind of like a good thing.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (46:53.553)
Yeah, like I like I just watched I just watched Pixar. Do you like Pixar? A while ago? watched Pixar. Yeah. Yeah, so it's a good movie But if I forgot how it ended and it got to like eat shit over and over just to kind of do it Watch it again and again, I'd be fine with it. You know, like it's fine pick Pixar our pixel pixel Pixel yeah pixel. Yeah
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (46:57.486)
I love Pixar, Joshua. You know that.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (47:08.95)
Wait, what movie you talking about? Did you say Pixar?
Pixel? The movie with Adam Sandler? That movie? you said Pixar and I was so confused.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (47:20.611)
I know I did. I know Pixar. Yeah, I did. See? He's not paying attention. I don't know if you listening paid attention, but I fucked Sean up right there and fucked myself up.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (47:24.534)
Okay, got it. Understood.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (47:30.616)
You did fuck me up. You know what else fucks me up, buddy? Who would you rather fight? One werewolf or a hundred chihuahuas dressed as werewolves.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (47:43.748)
dude, you always put me against the littles. The, the, the...
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (47:46.412)
Yeah, well, it's one versus a hundred, baby. One human versus one, what was it? One gorilla versus a hundred humans?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (47:54.624)
100 chihuahuas I think I would be down with the hundred chihuahuas because I feel like as Badly as they would want to fuck me up They would realize I'm on the same page as them and I would be able to talk them into like dude We don't have to fight about it. I'll lay down. I'll maybe let them hunt my leg a little bit, you know Yeah, I mean, you know, have you ever been around a chihuahua? They got little dicks. There's not much they're going on You know what mean? They got my leg all they want. I got enough socks Go and fuck it put holes all in my socks, dude
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (47:58.412)
Hmm.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (48:07.48)
Okay.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (48:10.816)
you'll be submissive.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (48:25.203)
I'll fucking wear the old ones. me a reason to get rid of them. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (48:28.878)
Oh, fuck. All right. This is the last one, buddy, because just like with any great sequel, it doesn't know when to stop. So this is the last question I have for you. You get the ability to fly like a bat, but you can only do it while screeching uncontrollably. Would you do it?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (48:34.493)
Okay.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (48:47.859)
Can you repeat that one more time? You have to repeat it. one time was not enough.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (48:54.04)
son of a bitch. You get the ability to fly like a bat. All right. You get the ability to fly. Okay. But you can only do it while you're screeching or yelling uncontrollably. Right. So you're thinking like a screeching, like a hawk, right? You're going and then you can fly, but you have to do that whenever you want to fly.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (49:00.721)
I do this on purpose, everybody.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (49:12.229)
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (49:19.675)
I could do that. I could do that. I could do that. mean, I don't have a voice like you do, but I, but I feel like if I screech loud enough, I might sound like a little school girl and I'll draw some attention. You know what I mean? And it'll be fine. It'll be fine. It'll be seen as a talent at the end of it. You know what I mean? So maybe I'll, maybe I'll land a gig based off of my screech.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (49:21.346)
You can do it, you fucking can't do that.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (49:33.528)
you
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (49:37.134)
Yeah, good point, good point.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (49:43.375)
You know, when I wrote this one, it does remind me a lot of the show, What We Do in the Shadows. They would always announce a bat. They would say bat and then they would turn into a bat, which was kind of funny to me. So it's kind of like the same concept, except instead of saying bat, you're having to screech loudly. So kind of Yeah, buddy. There you go. That's Holowis part five.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (50:01.894)
Okay, well.
Hmm. Yeah, there you go. Fuck it.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (50:11.502)
You know, it's never gonna die. never, never dying.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (50:13.255)
I mean, I'm down with all that fun stuff, man. mean, again, a lot of things you just try it once, you know? You never know.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (50:21.294)
Go ahead and quote that from Joshua. Like a lot of things, just try it once. You never know.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (50:26.195)
You know the one thing I haven't tried that I really want to try it's kind of off-topic But have you ever tried those? ultimate hot chips You know the one chip challenge the one chip challenge
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (50:31.758)
Go up,
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (50:36.94)
Ultimate like the one chip challenge. Yeah. Yeah, no, why would I ever try that? I don't want to shit blood for the rest of my life, you know.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (50:44.849)
Is that the result? that the raining statistic when you the one chip your butthole bleeds? Is that a thing?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (50:46.454)
I don't know.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (50:51.584)
I think, I mean probably for a lot of people, but I don't think that's what they advertise the end game of that to be. you know, like, yeah, rectum will bleed out. All right. Maybe I will try. Maybe I'll only do half, you know, it's like your drug dealer telling you not to eat the full edible. You only eat a quarter and you eat all.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (50:58.643)
Yeah, could you imagine on the back of the package is like result butthole bleeds. Okay, sure. Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (51:14.237)
mean, yeah, that's...
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (51:20.071)
Man and who's made that mistake before have you ever made that mistake? Have you ever had more than have you ever had more the brownie that then was subscribed to?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (51:23.36)
Everybody, everybody makes that mistake.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (51:29.676)
Yeah, yeah, actually way back in the day. So this is the reason why I don't know the movie Anchorman because I took an edible a lot of an edible than I should have and I went to go see the movie Anchorman and I don't remember any of it because I was so Zooted that my memory just blocked out the whole entire movie. So I've seen Anchorman and Anchorman to No recollection none at all literally zero because of that
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (51:54.781)
Thanks
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (51:59.841)
So listen to your friends, and gentlemen. Don't do drugs. Yeah, just don't.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (52:05.711)
Yeah, yeah, well, especially in states where they're illegal California you can kind of get away with some cool shit, but you know, yeah
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (52:10.604)
Yeah, that's very true. I mean up here in Washington as well. So yeah, there's that All buddy. Let's go ahead and land this plane. We've already come to the end of an hour. Can you believe that shit? That's fucking insane to me
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (52:22.317)
I can believe it. I'm over here sweating. It's like a sauna in this. I mean, I got so many fucking lights in this room. It's ridiculous, So many fucking lights. I'm hot.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (52:25.23)
Yeah
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (52:28.974)
He does have so many likes, it's very true. Alright buddy, let's do some fun finds, let's do some lucky numbers, let's hit them with all the buttons today. Do you have anything to show off this week for your fun finds?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (52:41.423)
I do, do. Because we're kind of get you it's weird because we're lining up to Halloween. But you know, right beyond that is what Thanksgiving and then you come then we lead right into Christmas. So I found this little guy and the expression just drew me in and captured me and took my money all at the same time. All at the same time. So
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (52:52.898)
Yep, and then Christmas.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (53:04.59)
Yep.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (53:10.279)
Here's my little fun find. This is my little fun coat. And this is the mare from the nightmare before Christmas.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (53:12.728)
Okay.
Hell yeah, now I get the reference between Christmas and Halloween. I get it now.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (53:21.235)
There you go, buddy. Yeah, so the mayor pretty cool I don't know. I never know what to take these things out of the box or to leave them in but That one could come out of the box at some point So just a fun find that that I found and like I said, it was at Marshall's where I found this and I got it for Yeah, I got it for 699. I think it could also be a value find. We haven't done that in a very long time
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (53:36.302)
Mmm, marshals! Whoa!
shit. Mmm. Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (53:44.564)
One of those little segments we should do back in the day But that could probably fall under a value fine because I got that for 699 at Marshall's But that was my cool little fun fun. but you Sean do you got any fun little finds?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (53:54.255)
Not bad, but not bad. Hell yeah, dude. Yes, I do, Joshua. We're still doing the goddamn doors. We got the doors right here. Fucking doors. And like I said last week, I did the math wrong, so I gotta do two every week until Halloween. which, shame, shame. But I did give Joshua a list of people to choose from this time, so when he takes his guess, he can have a more educated guess instead of.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (54:05.87)
The doors. One big door.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (54:19.463)
He did. He did.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (54:23.906)
guessing I don't know who you guessed the last time Loch Ness Monster I think he's what it was
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (54:25.203)
You know what there's something about Joshua and educated that just don't go together You'll know they will never be close enough in the dictionary that that'll that'll make sense
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (54:32.876)
No, no.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (54:36.814)
Yeah, I think it's episode 98. Now check out the trauma episode or whatever the trauma episode was. You can go ahead and ahead and dive deeper into Joshua's non educated guesses. All right, buddy. You want to take a guess? I've already pulled them out of the out of the box, by the way, everybody. This is I know the order. This is day eight right here. We're doing two. We got to do two.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (54:47.667)
Yeah, I know, All right, well, Sean, yeah, Sean.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (54:57.491)
Are you doing one or two because you just said you were gonna do okay? All right, so Sean did give me a list and leave it to Joshua would have fucked this up Like I always do I would trip over my own feet if I could For the first one Sean. I am going to go with Pluto
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (55:08.578)
Yeah, he will.
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (55:19.822)
from us?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (55:22.277)
Pluto, says, yeah, from us. Yeah.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (55:24.834)
that we've already gotten that one buddy. Would you like to take another guess?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (55:32.915)
Hey kids adults don't do drugs if you're doing them now just just listen is a good reason to stop
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (55:38.104)
Don't do drugs everybody.
Would you like to guess another or would you just want me to open this one so you can just see who it is?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (55:44.947)
Okay, how about the first one on the list? It's Creech. Creech?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (55:51.151)
Sure. I don't know. Let's find out. Here we go, buddy. This one's fighting me today. All right, here we go. This is the... Oh, I think you know who she is, That is Chucky's girlfriend? I don't know her. I don't know her names. Well, we pulled... I know we definitely pulled Chucky for sure. Chucky's behind me. So I know that we did that. So that's Chucky's wife. So that's pretty cool.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (55:52.615)
right? The fucking news-creech.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (56:07.187)
Oh man, I thought we pulled that one already. See the one I was gonna say. God darn it,
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (56:20.642)
But I do have one more buddy. can redeem yourself. You can redeem yourself. What do you got? Who do you think's inside this one?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (56:23.837)
Geez, all right. How about a Scarface? Chucky with the axe. Did you already do that shit? Did you say Chucky?
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (56:30.968)
Carface. We already did Chuckie. We already did Chuckie.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (56:37.075)
Dracula. Alright, I'm giving up on Dracula for $1 million, Sean.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (56:38.69)
Alright, Dracula? We haven't pulled Dracula yet. This could be Dracula. Is that your final answer buddy? Is Dracula?
Alright Dracula here we go everybody. Joshua correct this week? Buddy! You're one for one my dude! That's motherfucking Dracula right there. Look at how fucking cute he is. Wow. That's a cutie right there. Cutie patootie. So there you go. There are my fun finds for the week. We have Dracula and Chuckie's wife. Cool beans. Cool beans. Nice.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (57:02.963)
Got it. Got it.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (57:08.051)
Thank you. I can go to bed happy tonight knowing I at least got one of these fucking things right.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (57:14.51)
Good job, buddy. I'm proud of you. All right, so let's go ahead and actually let me give you guys my my weekly challenge till the end of the year. It's in Cheshire. It is earlier in the episode. I'll go ahead and do mine. Mine was a cat poem. I'm doing haikus at least for the moment until I get sick of them. Excuse me. But this is my cat poem for the week, buddy. Here you go. Cats like bird shaped toys. Birds fly through windy skies.
fast. Cats are lazy hunters. There you go. That's my poem for you. It is. It's very Disney.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (57:50.76)
That's cute. It's friendly. Next time we should add an AI image to render off of your poem and you can just hit that at the very end. Just bring it up on screen. yeah, this is yeah. Yeah. Let's see. Let's see what renders out with a poem like that.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (57:57.359)
for that poem? hmm. That could be something a little different. All right. You know what? I might. I'll try that next time. Fuck it. All right, buddy, let's do some fucking fortunes. I want your rubber fortune again, please. And then we'll hit people with some lucky numbers and then we'll end this week, my dude. Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (58:11.315)
Let's what draws us in. Yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (58:18.067)
Oh my god. Oh, dude, these fortunes. These things have to die at some point. I don't know if anybody's ever said you should just stop doing these fortunes. I feel like I'm the only one telling myself that. But we're going to keep doing these until I clog the drain in the bathtub because this is where they go afterwards. Why they go there instead of the garbage.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (58:30.548)
No, nobody has.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (58:41.548)
all makes sense now. Fuck.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (58:46.023)
Don't ask me that's just where they end up everybody. Alright so if this is your first time which is probably not we appreciate you watching and listening. These are the Sassy Dozen fortunes. Sometimes they're sassy sometimes they're funny sometimes they're just outright dumb. But we're gonna see what this week's fortune is for this episode 107 October 14 2025.
Let's get it. That was a long one. Cool. didn't, they, chose, they didn't save ink on this one. I'll fucking tell you that. And they use big words. Shit. I know right. Right. Yeah. Two episodes ago. Holy shit. All right, everybody here is your Sassy fortune. Look, I know it might seem crass to do this via fortune cookie, but I'm breaking up with you.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (59:16.577)
Woo!
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (59:21.644)
Run.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (59:40.046)
Sometimes they're winners. That was a good one. That was a fucking good one
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (59:43.315)
Right Right. There you go everybody. There's a whole lot of words a whole lot of ink that they use on these Thank you, sassy fortune. Thank you Fortune against humanity. That was great. Sean you got some lucky numbers for us
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (59:56.345)
You know, I do, before I get to them, I was just thinking about that run fortune. Like, I think it's all about context, you know? It's all about context. Like, imagine if we pulled that one on the Halloween episode. You know, how good would that have been if we did that, you know? It's all about context, all about context. So, yeah.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:00:10.766)
Okay,
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:00:17.363)
That would have made sense. You're right. You're right. Okay. Okay. I take it back. I will I will take back my three star. Give you a half a star. Make it three and a half stars.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (01:00:24.918)
Listen though, I'm just saying I'm breaking up.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:00:29.651)
hurt.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (01:00:29.742)
Sorry. I hope this doesn't hurt you even more, buddy. These are your seven lucky numbers for the week. Everybody use them for never nefarious reasons you would like. They are as followed. Three, five, seven, nine, twelve, twenty five and forty. Those numbers once again are three, five, seven, nine, twelve, twenty five and forty, buddy. Seven lucky numbers for the week.
Hopefully you guys win something. you do let us know in the comments, we really do appreciate it. It would be really fun. But Joshua, we have made it to the end of the week. Unfortunately, I know, know, ladies and gentlemen, you wish this was longer, but Mia always tells me if it's any longer than an hour, I have to charge you double time and I can't afford that right now. So please, for the love of God, Joshua, take us home. Give us a closing monologue.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:01:24.403)
Alright Sean, um, fuck man. This has been a great episode. It's been a fun episode. I'm back on the wine train. I don't know. Maybe I'll drink this thing through the rest of the, uh, the month of October and have some fun with this shit. um, fortunately or unfortunately today also falls on national face your fears day, everybody. So in my closing monologue to everybody at some point,
whether you're driving down the road right now where you listen to my silly voice, I want you to look in the mirror and ask yourself, what is my biggest fear? And today or maybe tomorrow, take a chance, maybe face your fear and make a change in your life. Because sometimes when you face your fear, like I have recently done, I faced a fear of mine and that is kind of changing my life in different ways. So right now I am facing a fear, which is pretty scary at changing certain aspects.
But it feels really fucking good that I'm doing that and so I'm just expressing this to you as well And it's random that it comes up on this day so in my closing my log face your fears because sometimes it's a really good thing and like always Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching Check out the website check out the music. We're gonna be here next week for episode 108 and I got nothing else to say but Sean take it away, man
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (01:02:48.929)
Awesome buddy. Hey like Tarsus said thank you for watching. Thank you for listening We do appreciate it head on over star for the laid out live slash merch buy this t-shirt Please for the love of God buy the other t-shirts, please for the love of God Like I said, Joshua will not let me make any more until we sell more. So with that being said Joshua There's only one last thing I need to do for you, buddy. Are you ready for this one? This is a good one Here you go Joshua. Why do vampires always seem sick?
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:03:09.371)
Yeah, I'm ready. I'm ready. Please please
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:03:18.523)
I have no idea.
Sean “Pumpkin Spice” (01:03:21.368)
their coffin.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Deuces.
Joshua “Candy Corn King” (01:03:25.489)
good. It's good. It's good.
