Sorry For The Delay | EP.113 | Would You Rathers, First Guest & Bedroom Visitor
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Polar Seltzer Cherry Lime (cherry & lime flavored seltzer water)
Joshua: 12 Nights Of Cocktails (Costco) - Old Fashioned (40% ABV), Nitro Espresso Martini (mentioned, not poured)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Two Brothers Walking Down A Midnight Road”
-CHAT WITH US-
• Holiday Would You Rather (covered this episode)
• Non-Christmas Must-Watch List (covered this episode)
• Aliens Or Something Else? (covered this episode)
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Christmas Week Intro & What’s Coming Up
0:01:55 What’s In Our Cup - Old Fashioned & Cherry Lime Seltzer
0:07:11 Would You Rather - Giant Gingerbread Vs 100 Elves
0:10:35 Marshmallow Rules & S’mores Rant
0:12:00 Non-Christmas Must-Watch List & Christmas Music Logic
0:15:37 First Guest Tease & Setup
0:17:11 Jeremy Joins - Gear Talk & Brother Energy
0:20:50 Creek Days, Poison Oak & Growing Up
0:30:45 BMX Jump Story, Crash & “Build More Jumps”
0:37:24 AI Song Of The Week "Two Brothers Walking Down A Midnight Road"
0:42:30 Aliens Talk & The Bedroom Visitor Story
-SOUND BITES-
• “This is the Christmas episode. I just lost my train of thought.” - Sean, immediately losing it.
• “This one is 40% by alcohol.” - Joshua, realizing the old fashioned hits hard.
• “I may have accidentally drank uh all of the fourth flavor.” - Sean, admitting the holiday seltzer is already gone.
• “Would you rather fight one giant gingerbread man armed with candy cane nunchucks?” - Joshua, opening the holiday battle.
• “I'm going gingerbread because I know for a fact I can [ __ ] up some elves.” - Sean, choosing violence with confidence.
• “There is no better flavor of marshmallow than a toasted marshmallow.” - Sean, declaring the gospel.
• “Those are weights right there. Those are adjustable.” - Jeremy, defending his background props.
• “It was like grapefruit size trying to jog.” - Jeremy, on poison oak pain.
• “Everyone's like, ‘Oh [ __ ] Josh's going to jump it.’” - Jeremy, narrating the big BMX moment.
• “Every time I talk about this, I always get goosebumps.” - Jeremy, starting the bedroom visitor story.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune:
Fortune 1: Your Christmas spirit soarses this year when someone spikes your eggnog with a little bit of spunk.
Fortune 2: Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy soul before he became murdered in a chill child support.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 12, 17, 23, 25, 44
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Flocked Rudolph Funko (Amazon exclusive) plus holiday rubber duckies including New Year’s duck, snowman duck & a yeti duck.
Joshua: Diamond Edition Silver Sonic Funko from Target, sparkly nostalgia with value potential.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 113 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. Happy
00:06
00:06 holidays, everyone. This week is a
00:08
00:08 little more special. We have our first
00:10
00:10 ever guest. It's pretty exciting. Before
00:12
00:12 that, though, Joshua and Shawn celebrate
00:14
00:14 Christmas with a fun would you rather
00:16
00:16 set of questions and share their
00:18
00:18 non-Christ lists like cooking shows. We
00:22
00:22 also have some cool fun finds, lucky
00:24
00:24 numbers, and humorous fortunes. one
00:26
00:26 might be a repeat. From all of us here
00:29
00:29 at Sorry for the Delay, we wish you a
00:31
00:31 safe and happy holiday. Enjoy the show.
00:35
00:35 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:38
00:38 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:40
00:40 My name is Sean. Uh this is Joshua and
00:43
00:43 Joshua. This is the Christmas episode.
00:47
00:47 Uh it I just lost my train of thought.
00:50
00:50 Christmas episode. I'm just so excited,
00:52
00:52 buddy. Um like we do every week. How are
00:55
00:55 you doing this week, buddy?
00:58
00:58 >> I mean, like you said, is this is this
00:60
00:60 Christmas or Christmas? It's the 23rd.
01:02
01:02 So, I mean, depending on when you Yeah.
01:04
01:04 So, or this I guess we consider this the
01:06
01:06 Christmas episode, right?
01:08
01:08 >> Christmas week, Christmas episode. I
01:10
01:10 mean, we usually tie those things in
01:11
01:11 with the week, you know. So, I think
01:13
01:13 it's Christmas. I mean, and but you're
01:14
01:14 right, though, whenever you It depends
01:15
01:15 on when you celebrate, right? Some
01:17
01:17 people celebrate on Christmas Eve, some
01:19
01:19 people celebrate on Christmas Day. So,
01:21
01:21 this could be the night before
01:23
01:23 Christmas, you know?
01:25
01:25 >> Like literally the night before
01:26
01:26 Christmas. Um, I mean, I'm doing good. I
01:29
01:29 [ __ ] dude. It's the season to be jolly,
01:32
01:32 so [ __ ] dude. I guess uh I should be
01:34
01:34 happy, so let me just be so jolly on
01:36
01:36 this episode. You know, why not? [ __ ]
01:39
01:39 Uh, but no, I'm doing pretty well, Sean.
01:40
01:40 I mean, this episode's going to be u a
01:43
01:43 pretty it's going to be different. It's
01:45
01:45 going to be special, and we're going to
01:46
01:46 get into that a little bit later here.
01:48
01:48 Um, but like we always do, why not just
01:51
01:51 dive straight into what is in our cup on
01:55
01:55 this Christmas Eve
01:57
01:57 >> or whatever you want to [ __ ] call
01:58
01:58 this.
01:58
01:58 >> I know you've been doing the uh the
02:00
02:00 holiday cocktail countdown. Uh, so if
02:04
02:04 you want to start yours first, buddy.
02:05
02:05 Uh, I'd be all for that cuz I'm very
02:07
02:07 curious to know what you're drinking. I
02:09
02:09 think the last few drinks that you've
02:10
02:10 had have all been like
02:12
02:12 >> f I was I was gonna say 500, but it's
02:15
02:15 like plus proof,
02:17
02:17 >> you know.
02:18
02:18 >> Yeah, I know.
02:18
02:18 >> So,
02:19
02:19 >> they've been pretty serious drinks.
02:21
02:21 Yeah. 50 50 proof for every one of those
02:23
02:23 except for one so far. Um yeah, mine's
02:26
02:26 pretty elaborate. If you haven't been
02:27
02:27 watching the previous episodes, I got
02:29
02:29 the 12 nights of cocktails here at uh
02:32
02:32 one of our local Costco. And gosh, I
02:35
02:35 don't know if we're going to have cuz
02:36
02:36 this is a special. I don't know if I
02:37
02:37 have time to drink two cuz I've been
02:39
02:39 drinking two per episode. Um, but we're
02:41
02:41 going to get go ahead and get into at
02:42
02:42 least one tonight. Um, oh [ __ ] Here we
02:46
02:46 go. Let me get into that one. Jesus.
02:49
02:49 Oh [ __ ] dude. It's getting kind of
02:50
02:50 >> I mean, do you want to just show off
02:51
02:51 too, buddy? And choose which one you
02:53
02:53 want to drink tonight.
02:54
02:54 >> Oh, I could do that. I could do that. I
02:55
02:55 mean, the old Oh, dude. Like, why would
02:57
02:57 I pick a different one? This one right
02:58
02:58 here is an oldfashioned.
02:59
02:59 >> Hey, you never know. Open up the next
03:01
03:01 one. I want to see what the next one is.
03:02
03:02 >> So, okay. I could pick between an
03:04
03:04 oldfashioned and I love old fashions by
03:07
03:07 the way. And believe it or not, Sean's
03:09
03:09 the one that kind of introduced me into
03:10
03:10 old fashions. So
03:11
03:11 >> delicious, dude. Delicious.
03:12
03:12 >> Kudos to that guy on screen. The other
03:15
03:15 voice you hear coming through your radio
03:17
03:17 or your whatever.
03:18
03:18 >> Um, oh [ __ ] I don't know if I should be
03:21
03:21 messing with this one tonight. This is
03:22
03:22 the nitro espresso martini.
03:27
03:27 >> Um, so
03:28
03:28 >> I don't think you want to see
03:30
03:30 >> Yeah, I don't know. I don't know if you
03:31
03:31 want to see Joshua jacked up on a
03:33
03:33 espresso martini tonight on on Christmas
03:37
03:37 uh eve or whatever, but uh yeah, I think
03:39
03:39 we're going to I think we're going to
03:40
03:40 stick with the oldfashioned.
03:42
03:42 >> Um so yeah, man. We'll see. Do I need to
03:44
03:44 shake it? Sean said this last time. This
03:45
03:45 is old.
03:46
03:46 >> Probably read. I think some of them you
03:48
03:48 may have to shake. I'm pretty sure
03:50
03:50 that's a thing. So
03:51
03:51 >> uh I'm going to shake it even though I
03:53
03:53 can't read if it says to shake it. Um
03:55
03:55 this one is 40% by alcohol.
03:59
03:59 >> 40 on the oldfashioned. Interesting.
04:00
04:00 >> Yeah. Yeah. So, 40% on this little guy.
04:03
04:03 I'm shaking the hell out of it. And I
04:04
04:04 better be careful because
04:06
04:06 >> I got some new got some new stuff going
04:08
04:08 on here in the uh studio. And I do not
04:10
04:10 want to get alcohol over all the new
04:12
04:12 [ __ ] cuz that would suck.
04:15
04:15 >> Be a bad idea. All right, let's see the
04:16
04:16 color. Okay. Color. Color. Color. Color.
04:18
04:18 All right. Looks like an old fashioned.
04:20
04:20 >> Yeah.
04:20
04:20 >> Looks like
04:21
04:21 >> Looks the same way it comes out. Not
04:23
04:23 bad.
04:24
04:24 >> Not bad.
04:26
04:26 >> From the smell. Uh, it does smell like
04:28
04:28 an old fashion. Let's see what happens
04:30
04:30 when the lips
04:33
04:33 >> going for a big old sip here. See?
04:36
04:36 >> Oh. Oh [ __ ]
04:38
04:38 >> Should have went espresso.
04:39
04:39 >> Um, well everybody, that definitely does
04:42
04:42 taste like an oldfashioned. And uh, it's
04:46
04:46 pretty strong.
04:48
04:48 >> I like to point out real quickly here
04:49
04:49 that Joshua 5 seconds ago said, "Oh, I
04:52
04:52 love old fashions."
04:56
04:56 >> No, this one hits really hard. I mean, I
04:59
04:59 ch I you know, I would encourage anybody
05:01
05:01 out there if you've never had
05:02
05:02 Oldfashioned, go shop around a little
05:04
05:04 bit. Go to your bars and and just try an
05:06
05:06 oldfashioned because uh they're actually
05:08
05:08 pretty tasty with this one right here.
05:10
05:10 Hits pretty pretty solid, man. Um so,
05:12
05:12 cheer, Sean. Uh what are you sipping?
05:14
05:14 You've been talking about being sober
05:16
05:16 for just about all of December.
05:19
05:19 >> Yeah, almost there. Almost there. You
05:21
05:21 know, I kind of [ __ ] that up because
05:23
05:23 uh during this filming, I am still in
05:25
05:25 Disneyland getting hammered off [ __ ]
05:27
05:27 Uh, but buddy, I gotta admit something.
05:29
05:29 Uh, I may have [ __ ] up and uh there
05:32
05:32 were supposed to be four flavors of
05:35
05:35 Polar Seltzer that were their holiday
05:36
05:36 flavors.
05:37
05:37 >> Yeah,
05:38
05:38 >> I may have accidentally drank uh all of
05:41
05:41 the fourth flavor. Um, and I I don't I
05:46
05:46 don't have another holiday flavor, so I
05:48
05:48 went ahead and just got the my personal
05:50
05:50 favorite Polar Seltzer uh water. Uh,
05:53
05:53 this is just water. Uh, but this is uh
05:55
05:55 cherry lime. That is my favorite uh
05:58
05:58 polar seltzer water. And it's exactly as
06:00
06:00 the title states, cherry and lime
06:03
06:03 flavor, buddy. So, cheers. Cheers to
06:05
06:05 you. Uh, happy holidays, everybody. Uh,
06:07
06:07 I'm going to take a sip of this cuz I'm
06:08
06:08 parched, my guy.
06:10
06:10 >> Sipping on selzer.
06:12
06:12 >> Well, you can hear the bubbles.
06:15
06:15 >> Yeah, I can actually. Yeah.
06:18
06:18 >> Anyways, that's what I got in my cup,
06:20
06:20 buddy. Um,
06:21
06:21 >> wonderful. you uh you want to do a
06:24
06:24 little I heard you got a question for
06:26
06:26 me, buddy.
06:26
06:26 >> I do got a question for you.
06:29
06:29 >> I know we don't want to jump straight
06:30
06:30 into what's about to happen, but uh
06:32
06:32 let's talk about this question that you
06:33
06:33 got for me.
06:34
06:34 >> Yeah. Now that Sean's sipping and I'm
06:35
06:35 sipping, let's let's kick into something
06:37
06:37 real fun real quick before the uh real
06:39
06:39 show begins. And um last week we were
06:42
06:42 talking about would you rathers and we
06:46
06:46 didn't get to a fun one of these fun
06:48
06:48 ones that I had I had wrote down and I
06:49
06:49 really would like to get Sean's take and
06:51
06:51 uh if you would like to play along go
06:54
06:54 ahead and and drop it in the comments.
06:55
06:55 But uh Sean, are you ready for your
06:58
06:58 would you rather Christmas holiday
07:02
07:02 question here?
07:03
07:03 >> I I think I'm ready, buddy. I'm ready.
07:06
07:06 >> All right. So this one is a holiday
07:09
07:09 bite. Would you rather?
07:11
07:11 >> Okay,
07:11
07:11 >> so Sean, here we go. Would you rather
07:14
07:14 fight one giant gingerbread man armed
07:18
07:18 with candy cane knuckle uh uh uh
07:21
07:21 nunchucks?
07:22
07:22 >> Okay.
07:22
07:22 >> Or a hundred tiny elves armed with
07:26
07:26 marshmallow slingshots?
07:29
07:29 >> [ __ ] Now, how how big is the
07:31
07:31 gingerbread guy? Are we talking like
07:33
07:33 human sized like he's he's as tall as me
07:36
07:36 or is he like Godzilla sized? you know,
07:38
07:38 like what what's the range here?
07:41
07:41 >> I think we have to go if you're gonna
07:42
07:42 call somebody a giant, it's got to be
07:43
07:43 over 12 feet, you know, literally
07:46
07:46 >> it's like fighting one of those uh those
07:48
07:48 skeletons, those big old fake skellies.
07:50
07:50 You know what I'm talking about?
07:52
07:52 >> People's like that like that high.
07:54
07:54 >> But I mean, this is a gingerbread, man.
07:55
07:55 So, this thing's a solid cookie.
07:57
07:57 Probably overbaked. It's probably a
07:59
07:59 little charred, you know, on the tips.
08:02
08:02 >> Yeah.
08:02
08:02 >> You know, almost like granite,
08:04
08:04 >> you know? It's Christmas and I feel like
08:06
08:06 I could channel the Christmas energy.
08:09
08:09 Uh, I'm going to go gingerbread because
08:11
08:11 I know for a fact I can [ __ ] up some
08:13
08:13 elves, you know? I can do that in my
08:15
08:15 [ __ ] sleep, dude. I can roll over and
08:18
08:18 crush an elf to death, you know? But the
08:21
08:21 challenge lies in taking down the big
08:23
08:23 beast, you know, a David and Goliath
08:26
08:26 situation, if you will. You know, I want
08:28
08:28 to be the very best. You know, I want to
08:31
08:31 take on that gingerbread. I want to ink
08:33
08:33 the gingerbread from the inside out, you
08:35
08:35 know? So, I'm going gingerbread.
08:36
08:36 >> I'm going no tools either. I'm not like
08:38
08:38 you in your weapon fantasy over there.
08:40
08:40 I'm going pure Sean Fists of Fury, you
08:44
08:44 know.
08:45
08:45 >> Yeah. I mean, I'm all about the
08:46
08:46 accessories. I got to be honest with
08:47
08:47 you. I I will totally get down
08:52
08:52 and fight some elves with some
08:53
08:53 marshmallow slingshots. That seems like
08:55
08:55 fun. I mean, how hard Okay, this would
08:58
08:58 be this would be a question. How hard
08:60
08:60 could somebody hit a person with a
09:02
09:02 marshmallow with a slingshot? Like,
09:05
09:05 >> oh,
09:05
09:05 >> that's a good question.
09:07
09:07 >> Like, is it just going to feel like a
09:08
09:08 cloud hitting your body and like bounce
09:11
09:11 off?
09:12
09:12 >> So, does it tickle more than it hurts
09:13
09:13 once it hits your body?
09:15
09:15 >> Good question. I don't know. I I would
09:16
09:16 imagine that it it would not like hurt
09:20
09:20 you completely, you know, but then
09:22
09:22 again, you know, I know if you've
09:24
09:24 experienced this in your life. Uh you've
09:26
09:26 experienced a pillow fight before,
09:28
09:28 correct, Joshua? Oh yeah, absolutely.
09:29
09:29 Yeah,
09:30
09:30 >> pillows hurt to an extent, you know.
09:33
09:33 True. I feel like it would be like that,
09:35
09:35 you know, cuz those those little elves
09:36
09:36 probably can, you know, they probably
09:37
09:37 got a big old reach, you know, and they
09:39
09:39 can just swinging at you just,
09:41
09:41 >> you know, I'd probably hurt a little
09:43
09:43 bit. Like you wouldn't be getting like I
09:45
09:45 don't think you'd be breaking skin is
09:47
09:47 what I'm saying.
09:48
09:48 >> Yeah. Marsh I think that Yeah. Yeah. I
09:50
09:50 But if you put the marshmallows in the
09:52
09:52 freezer, like if you let those little
09:53
09:53 elves put the marshmallows in the
09:55
09:55 freezer,
09:56
09:56 >> then I probably I Yeah, I probably
09:58
09:58 wouldn't fight them if
09:60
09:60 >> if that was an option. But
10:02
10:02 >> do you like marshmallows, by the way?
10:04
10:04 Will you just sit there and eat
10:05
10:05 marshmallows?
10:06
10:06 >> No. No, I'm not like that. I'm not like
10:08
10:08 one of those creeps who eat peeps like
10:10
10:10 on Easter and [ __ ] like that.
10:12
10:12 >> Peeps.
10:13
10:13 >> Yeah, I don't do that. I I like a good
10:16
10:16 marshmallow. like like I love s'mores,
10:18
10:18 but I'm not going to sit here and eat 15
10:21
10:21 s'mores like I would like with a Twix
10:23
10:23 bar or a KitKat, you know? I'm not I'm
10:25
10:25 not that into marshmallow.
10:28
10:28 >> And and are marshmallows like if you had
10:30
10:30 to to answer the question, are
10:32
10:32 marshmallows better toasted than they
10:33
10:33 are raw?
10:35
10:35 >> 100% crunchy that caramelized
10:38
10:38 >> caramelized flavoring on a marshmallow
10:40
10:40 is absolutely divine. There's there's no
10:43
10:43 better
10:45
10:45 flavor of marshmallow than a toasted
10:47
10:47 marshmallow, you know? It's just it's
10:50
10:50 like scent from the alien gods, you
10:53
10:53 know? It's just pure deliciousness.
10:55
10:55 Also, side note on that real quick. If
10:57
10:57 you burn your [ __ ] marshmallow to a
10:59
10:59 crisp, that's [ __ ] weird. All right,
11:01
11:01 just don't just don't don't even eat the
11:05
11:05 marshmallow at that point. Just go ahead
11:06
11:06 and just burn the entire s'more, you
11:08
11:08 know? Just like just Sorry. Had to had
11:12
11:12 to get that one out there, buddy. Had to
11:13
11:13 get that one out there.
11:14
11:14 >> Marshmallow sacrifice at that point, you
11:16
11:16 know, just
11:18
11:18 >> But at that point, you're just eating
11:19
11:19 char. You're just eating char. Like, is
11:22
11:22 that your flavor profile that you love
11:24
11:24 is char?
11:27
11:27 I'm going on a rant here, buddy.
11:28
11:28 >> No, but sticky marshmallow is probably
11:30
11:30 one of the worst things to get off of
11:31
11:31 your mouth.
11:32
11:32 >> Oh, yeah, dude. Sticky marshmallows on
11:34
11:34 your fingertips. Like, come on now.
11:39
11:39 >> Yeah, I get you.
11:39
11:39 >> So, that settles it. You're you're going
11:41
11:41 straight uh gingerbread man.
11:43
11:43 >> Straight gingerbread man. Yeah.
11:45
11:45 >> Being punched in the nuts by a bunch of
11:47
11:47 marshmallows.
11:50
11:50 >> There you go. Uh buddy, I do have a
11:51
11:51 question for you though before we start
11:53
11:53 this. Uh because I I was asked this
11:55
11:55 question.
11:56
11:56 >> Uh and I kind of want you I kind of want
11:58
11:58 your answer on this. Uh, so the question
12:00
12:00 I was asked was, "What is your
12:03
12:03 Christmas mustwatch list, but not
12:07
12:07 Christmas themed?"
12:10
12:10 >> Does that make sense?
12:11
12:11 >> Okay. But
12:12
12:12 >> so I can
12:13
12:13 >> not Christmas themed. Okay. I mean,
12:15
12:15 yeah. Yeah. The question is basically,
12:17
12:17 what do you watch during Christmas
12:19
12:19 that's not necessarily about Christmas?
12:21
12:21 So for me, my big example is when it's
12:24
12:24 usually around Christmas time, I like to
12:25
12:25 watch The Great Brit British Bake Off.
12:27
12:27 And I don't know why it just makes me
12:29
12:29 feel like Christmy feelings, you know?
12:32
12:32 >> Okay. Okay, that's a show. Okay, what do
12:35
12:35 I like to watch? It's hard because I
12:36
12:36 just watch movies all the time. And in I
12:40
12:40 guess I can say instead of watching
12:42
12:42 Christmas stuff right now, we're getting
12:43
12:43 caught up with the Stranger Things.
12:47
12:47 >> Does that make you feel Christmasy
12:48
12:48 vibes?
12:49
12:49 >> Uh, it doesn't. I mean, not really, but
12:51
12:51 it's I mean, if I was Christmas locked,
12:54
12:54 like, if I was locked in, I would be
12:55
12:55 watching some other Christmas [ __ ] right
12:57
12:57 now, but I'm not. I'm kind of
12:60
12:60 >> Yeah, you don't really have a a non
13:02
13:02 Christmasy thing that you watch to feel
13:05
13:05 like Christmas.
13:07
13:07 >> No. No. I I don't I don't think so. I
13:09
13:09 don't think so. And you know, you know,
13:10
13:10 can I Yeah. So, that is answering your
13:12
13:12 question. I don't really have a non
13:14
13:14 Christmas
13:16
13:16 thing to watch that's not Christmas.
13:19
13:19 gets you in the Christmas mood or like
13:20
13:20 you have to watch it during the
13:22
13:22 holidays, you know? I get you.
13:23
13:23 >> Yeah. Yeah. I asked I did ask another
13:26
13:26 question because you asked me this last
13:27
13:27 time or was it the episode before? You
13:29
13:29 said, "What would make Christmas music
13:32
13:32 like what would what was your question
13:33
13:33 about Christmas music?"
13:34
13:34 >> Yeah. How would we improve Christmas
13:36
13:36 music to be heard year round? Yeah.
13:38
13:38 >> So then, so I asked the same question to
13:40
13:40 somebody and basically what they told me
13:42
13:42 if you played it year round, it wouldn't
13:45
13:45 be Christmas music.
13:47
13:47 >> It would just be music at that point,
13:48
13:48 right? It would just be music at that
13:49
13:49 point.
13:50
13:50 >> Yeah.
13:51
13:51 >> So, it it was quite obvious and and this
13:53
13:53 person just let it roll off their chest.
13:55
13:55 Not the way they answered the question.
13:57
13:57 I was like, "Holy [ __ ] this seemed that
13:58
13:58 seemed like the most obvious answer cuz
14:01
14:01 then it's not Christmas music." Um, and
14:04
14:04 then I asked another person, they
14:05
14:05 basically they they didn't take that
14:08
14:08 take on it. Um, they basically said they
14:11
14:11 got to like spin it up, make it like
14:12
14:12 more like rock and roll or give it more
14:15
14:15 of like a variation a rap or give it
14:17
14:17 like give it some more flare, but you
14:19
14:19 can throw the word Christmas in there,
14:21
14:21 >> but
14:22
14:22 >> just every once in a while.
14:23
14:23 >> Um,
14:24
14:24 >> just a hard rap song a little Christmasy
14:26
14:26 like Christmas [ __ ]
14:28
14:28 >> Yeah. Yeah. So, um, that could be a hint
14:32
14:32 to the AI song. That could be uh uh uh
14:36
14:36 cuz you know yours truly came up with
14:38
14:38 the AI song this week. So stay tuned for
14:41
14:41 that.
14:42
14:42 >> Another chance
14:43
14:43 >> in this episode
14:45
14:45 >> uh to hear Joshua's version of the uh
14:48
14:48 Christmas song.
14:49
14:49 >> I love that. I love that transition. And
14:51
14:51 speaking of that transition, let's talk
14:52
14:52 about what's going to happen uh in this
14:55
14:55 episode. Um but actually before I do
14:58
14:58 that, uh sorry for Little Out Live. You
14:60
14:60 can watch this episode in its entirety.
15:02
15:02 Uh, also sorry for Lelive is where you
15:04
15:04 can get this beautiful sweatshirt that
15:06
15:06 I'm wearing. Uh, I'm wearing a
15:07
15:07 sweatshirt again, Joshua, because it's
15:08
15:08 [ __ ] cold over here, dude. It is
15:11
15:11 about 31° and it's really windy and
15:14
15:14 rainy. Uh, but I just wanted to wear a
15:16
15:16 comfy little sweater. Uh, but
15:19
15:19 >> sorry for live. Head on over uh check
15:21
15:21 out all of the stuff we have on there,
15:22
15:22 all of our episodes, all of the AI
15:24
15:24 tracks and stuff like that. Uh, but with
15:26
15:26 that being said, Joshua, let's talk
15:27
15:27 about what is going to happen in this
15:30
15:30 uni. maybe segment. I don't know. I
15:34
15:34 don't know, buddy. I I'll let you kind
15:36
15:36 of tease it here.
15:37
15:37 >> All right, everybody. So, we've been
15:38
15:38 hinting at having guests on for quite
15:41
15:41 some time now. We're up to what episode
15:43
15:43 113 and we've had Mia on here. We've had
15:46
15:46 some AI kind of music and and stories
15:50
15:50 and but we have yet to introduce another
15:53
15:53 personality onto this show. And tonight
15:57
15:57 or today, depending on maybe it's the
15:59
15:59 morning for you listening to this, um,
16:01
16:01 we do have a special guest. Now, how
16:04
16:04 special? We're going to leave it up to
16:06
16:06 you. I mean, this person didn't get ran
16:09
16:09 over a car like I did, you know, as as a
16:11
16:11 kid. Um, but they might be just as
16:14
16:14 special in a lot of unique ways, and
16:17
16:17 that'll be totally up to you guys to
16:18
16:18 decide. And uh and if we sound similar,
16:21
16:21 the guests and I, well, there's probably
16:23
16:23 going to be some other similarities
16:25
16:25 you'll pick up on as well. So, I I hope
16:28
16:28 you guys enjoy this. It kind of uh you
16:31
16:31 know, there's a lot of stuff talked
16:32
16:32 about, some personal stuff or whatever.
16:34
16:34 So, I I just hope you guys enjoy it. Tis
16:36
16:36 the season to get with family and um
16:39
16:39 yeah, it should be fun and and I hope
16:42
16:42 you guys enjoy it. Yeah.
16:43
16:43 >> Yeah. Uh I can tell you right now that I
16:45
16:45 had a lot of fun uh doing it. It was it
16:48
16:48 was you just got to listen. All right.
16:51
16:51 And so what's going to happen now is
16:53
16:53 we're going to go ahead and we're going
16:54
16:54 to cut to that and then uh about halfway
16:56
16:56 through the episode, we'll go ahead and
16:57
16:57 give you guys your AI song and then at
16:59
16:59 the end of the episode uh we'll go ahead
17:01
17:01 and wrap everything up like we usually
17:03
17:03 do. So without further ado, let's go
17:06
17:06 ahead and uh head on over to our special
17:09
17:09 guest.
17:11
17:11 >> It's probably brand new $18,000 computer
17:14
17:14 I bought that's sitting in front of me.
17:16
17:16 >> Yeah. What' you spend, Jerry? How much
17:17
17:17 you spend on that [ __ ] thing? That
17:18
17:18 laptop?
17:18
17:18 >> 18,800.
17:20
17:20 >> 1,800, right?
17:21
17:21 >> Yeah.
17:21
17:21 >> Jeremy, are you sitting on the [ __ ]
17:23
17:23 floor right now, by the way?
17:26
17:26 >> I'm actually I'm you know, hey, Sean's
17:29
17:29 like 6'4, so he's an [ __ ] Don't let
17:31
17:31 this [ __ ] guy like every No matter
17:34
17:34 who he looks at, he's like, "Hey, dude,
17:36
17:36 what are you doing down there, buddy?"
17:37
17:37 Like, that's [ __ ]
17:38
17:38 >> It just cuz I see the shoes in the
17:40
17:40 background, and I'm just like, "How low
17:41
17:41 is this man to the floor right now?"
17:43
17:43 >> Those are weights right there. Those are
17:45
17:45 >> Oh, those are weights. These are
17:46
17:46 adjustable. Yeah. See, that's what I was
17:48
17:48 talking to Joshua about. I'm like, how
17:50
17:50 do how do you frame this in? Like, how
17:52
17:52 do I how do I get a better like
17:55
17:55 >> cropping of this whole thing? But we'll
17:58
17:58 work with it.
17:59
17:59 >> Well, cuz your camera like it looks like
18:01
18:01 you're looking like down. It needs to be
18:03
18:03 more like [ __ ]
18:05
18:05 >> Yeah. I I Yeah, I don't even know how it
18:07
18:07 is at your house anymore. Is your camera
18:08
18:08 sitting on top of the
18:10
18:10 >> the the moni your monitor? Like
18:12
18:12 >> it's sitting above it like probably
18:14
18:14 about three inches above the monitor
18:16
18:16 itself.
18:18
18:18 >> Yeah.
18:18
18:18 >> But you're using the clip, right? That's
18:20
18:20 the Osbot clip is actually
18:21
18:21 >> No, no, no. You didn't give me the You
18:22
18:22 know, you just gave me the little the
18:24
18:24 tripod.
18:25
18:25 >> Oh, that's right. You have the little
18:26
18:26 [ __ ]
18:28
18:28 You you set him up for failure.
18:30
18:30 >> He has a [ __ ] tripod, man. He I mean,
18:32
18:32 he has adjustability with that [ __ ]
18:34
18:34 thing.
18:35
18:35 >> That's what they call me when I was
18:36
18:36 younger, Mr. Tripod. Just go for it.
18:40
18:40 >> [ __ ] tripod. Hey, Jerby did used to
18:42
18:42 break dance as a kid. He [ __ ] did
18:44
18:44 spin. Did
18:44
18:44 >> you really?
18:45
18:45 >> Yeah, he [ __ ] break dance.
18:47
18:47 >> I did. I I did. I went through all the
18:48
18:48 phases. Like, what's going on? Like
18:50
18:50 right now, like like the baggy thing.
18:52
18:52 Like
18:52
18:52 >> come on. Like Genco jeans. I'm seeing
18:55
18:55 all these kids wearing like super ultra
18:57
18:57 baggy. I'm just like, what is going on?
18:60
18:60 Like I'm reliving the 90s all over
19:01
19:01 again. 90 95 96 97.
19:04
19:04 >> Do you still have Jack? Do you still
19:05
19:05 have them in the closet at the house?
19:07
19:07 You still got your jeans? Yeah, they're
19:08
19:08 probably there and they smell like
19:10
19:10 rancid mold probably.
19:12
19:12 >> I [ __ ] want money though. That's like
19:13
19:13 vintage. You could pro you probably
19:15
19:15 could [ __ ] sell those things.
19:16
19:16 >> Yeah. And the back pocket was like 16 in
19:20
19:20 long where you can just like hide
19:22
19:22 anything you want like a whole
19:23
19:23 skateboard or whatever. And at the same
19:25
19:25 time, you just remember bag and sag and
19:28
19:28 berry from all that like it was like
19:30
19:30 that. You just pull a bunch of stuff out
19:32
19:32 of your back pocket and it had a cool
19:34
19:34 like glow in the dark
19:36
19:36 >> like logo on the back.
19:37
19:37 >> Who the [ __ ] bag and sag? Who the [ __ ]
19:41
19:41 bag?
19:41
19:41 >> Bag and sag. Who was uh what's his name?
19:43
19:43 Yeah. Bag and sag and berry.
19:46
19:46 >> Who the No, no, no, no. This is No,
19:48
19:48 you're making this [ __ ] up, dude.
19:49
19:49 >> No, look it up. Look up Nickelodeon. all
19:51
19:51 that character bag and sag and burying.
19:53
19:53 He had all these things that he just
19:55
19:55 pull out of his pants. Yeah.
19:56
19:56 >> Was he like was he like the the dirty
19:58
19:58 one from the peanuts? Was he that
19:60
19:60 [ __ ] kind of character on that show?
20:01
20:01 Like he just had he was uh Keenan, you
20:04
20:04 know Keenan and Ken Keenan Thompson.
20:07
20:07 >> Yeah, Kenan Thompson was Bag and Sag and
20:09
20:09 Berry in the the little basically
20:12
20:12 Saturday Night Live kid show All That on
20:15
20:15 Nickelodeon.
20:16
20:16 >> Damn it. [ __ ] that's a deep cut right
20:18
20:18 there. Godamn.
20:19
20:19 >> What was I when you were watching that
20:20
20:20 [ __ ] You're out. You're outside in your
20:23
20:23 socks and chonies just running around
20:26
20:26 wild, swinging off the tree branches.
20:28
20:28 Hey guys, I can climb all the way to the
20:30
20:30 top of this tree right now. Check it
20:32
20:32 out. Joshua, how you going to get down?
20:34
20:34 >> Was I really? No, wait. Was I really? I
20:36
20:36 No, I'm older than you. I wasn't in my
20:37
20:37 chonies still. I was probably doing some
20:38
20:38 other dumb [ __ ]
20:39
20:39 >> Hey, when Even when you're older, you're
20:41
20:41 >> sure I was in my chonies?
20:42
20:42 >> I don't think he was.
20:43
20:43 >> Even when I was older?
20:45
20:45 >> No. Come on, man.
20:47
20:47 >> No, you're you're you're doing the the
20:49
20:49 creek thing. You're down in the creek
20:50
20:50 BMX. Okay.
20:52
20:52 >> Rubbing rubbing poison oak. Yeah.
20:56
20:56 >> Were you there for that, Jeremy? Were
20:57
20:57 you there for that incident?
20:59
20:59 >> I I got it myself. So maybe we got at
21:02
21:02 the same time. I don't know. I played
21:04
21:04 baseball at the time and it was just
21:06
21:06 like grapefruit size trying to jog.
21:08
21:08 Coach's like, "Run faster." I'm like,
21:10
21:10 "Dude, I can't run anymore. Like my
21:12
21:12 nuts." And my mom had to go take me to
21:13
21:13 the doctor's on duty, not even to the
21:16
21:16 hospital and get a penicellin shot and
21:18
21:18 just be like, "Fuck."
21:20
21:20 >> Yeah. Just
21:21
21:21 >> they thought, hey, they thought Jeremy
21:23
21:23 was wearing a cup and he wasn't even
21:25
21:25 wearing a cup. He just had this [ __ ]
21:26
21:26 massive bulge in the front of his pants
21:29
21:29 at like five. Like, what the [ __ ] is up
21:31
21:31 with this kid?
21:32
21:32 >> Yeah. [ __ ] elephant Titus son and
21:34
21:34 [ __ ] but whatnot.
21:36
21:36 >> Yeah.
21:37
21:37 >> Damn.
21:37
21:37 >> Yeah, it was it was crazy. No, I I mean,
21:40
21:40 we we were always rolling around in the
21:42
21:42 the dirt and the poison oak and whatnot.
21:45
21:45 And yeah, I'm pretty sure Josh got it on
21:47
21:47 the face, the nuts, arms, whatnot.
21:50
21:50 >> Yeah, we we got it everywhere. But
21:52
21:52 >> no, I was supposed to go on um I think
21:55
21:55 it was when I was at Rolling Hills at
21:56
21:56 the time. I was supposed to go on a date
21:59
21:59 with some girl. Her name was Valerie. I
22:01
22:01 was supposed to go on a date with her
22:02
22:02 like the next day to the boardwalk. Like
22:04
22:04 her parents are going to drive us and
22:05
22:05 [ __ ]
22:06
22:06 >> Oh [ __ ] And I remember like half
22:08
22:08 answering the door cuz I looked like
22:10
22:10 [ __ ] the the the the beast from
22:12
22:12 Notraam, you know, like you [ __ ] the
22:14
22:14 guy like his face is all swollen. I So I
22:16
22:16 like
22:16
22:16 >> Quasimoto.
22:18
22:18 >> Yeah. [ __ ] Quasi.
22:20
22:20 >> Is that No, it's a different character,
22:22
22:22 right?
22:23
22:23 >> Not quasimoto.
22:24
22:24 >> Quasimoto. Yeah. So I was like I was
22:27
22:27 like two fac.
22:31
22:31 >> So I just like peeked open the door and
22:32
22:32 I was like sorry I can't go. She's like
22:34
22:34 you look fine. And I opened it a little
22:36
22:36 bit more. Oh [ __ ] You are not like
22:38
22:38 Yeah.
22:39
22:39 >> Yeah. I was swole, dude. My eyeballs,
22:42
22:42 everything like [ __ ]
22:43
22:43 >> Everything was so big. I was a girl.
22:46
22:46 >> I don't know what it was about the
22:47
22:47 poison milk we had, but it was just like
22:49
22:49 [ __ ] Like you got it. It looked like
22:51
22:51 lacerations and blisters and they like
22:55
22:55 like you pop them and it was just like
22:56
22:56 yellow puss coming out of your
22:58
22:58 >> You could have bottled that [ __ ] That
22:59
22:59 might have been a miracle [ __ ] drug
23:01
23:01 for some people. You know what I mean?
23:02
23:02 We got to [ __ ] pop that. put in a
23:04
23:04 little some snake oil for some people.
23:07
23:07 >> [ __ ] Call the birds [ __ ] wax and
23:09
23:09 [ __ ] I don't know. But it was crazy,
23:11
23:11 man.
23:12
23:12 >> We should have thought further.
23:14
23:14 >> Investigate, right? I bet if we go down
23:16
23:16 there now, we just get just look like
23:17
23:17 herpes on your arm or something. I don't
23:19
23:19 know.
23:19
23:19 >> In the creek.
23:20
23:20 >> Yeah. Like, you know? Yeah. Maybe
23:23
23:23 because our skin's just so tough back
23:24
23:24 then. We're just so, you know, just so
23:27
23:27 weak and docile. just be like, "Oh my
23:29
23:29 god, I got it from I got it on my arm
23:31
23:31 and now it's all the way to my [ __ ]
23:33
23:33 toes." Yeah. It spread like wildfire. It
23:36
23:36 wasn't just like you got it there. It
23:37
23:37 went everywhere. They were just
23:39
23:39 >> And I was the guy I used to get in the
23:40
23:40 shower. I don't know if you did this,
23:42
23:42 Jeremy, but I used to get in the shower
23:43
23:43 and pump that [ __ ] up to like 118, 120.
23:48
23:48 [ __ ] fry that [ __ ] Did you do the
23:50
23:50 same thing?
23:51
23:51 >> I used to
23:52
23:52 >> I couldn't because we run out of hot
23:54
23:54 water. You'd use all of it. that [ __ ]
23:56
23:56 like 10 minutes of water. Who's next in
23:59
23:59 the shower? Oh, I am. Get in there and
24:01
24:01 [ __ ] wait 20 minutes for no hot
24:03
24:03 water. Just cold water. Jeremy, get in
24:05
24:05 the [ __ ] shower. Oh, I can't cuz it's
24:07
24:07 not hot. Just get in the shower. Okay.
24:09
24:09 Yeah,
24:10
24:10 >> that's right. Yeah. And our water heater
24:12
24:12 was like the size of a 5gallon jug. So,
24:13
24:13 there really was not enough hot water.
24:15
24:15 >> Yeah. Our dad our dad put a timer on it
24:18
24:18 so we would it would just shut off and
24:20
24:20 you just get instant cold water.
24:23
24:23 >> Yeah. Yeah. He did put that. Yeah.
24:25
24:25 >> No, that's real. Yeah, we we used to
24:27
24:27 just run it up, man. We would run that
24:30
24:30 [ __ ] up.
24:31
24:31 >> Oh my god.
24:32
24:32 >> Crazy. Yeah. Crazy. It was just like
24:35
24:35 >> I was probably the worst, huh? With a
24:36
24:36 with a long hot shower. I was I I think
24:38
24:38 I was probably the worst.
24:39
24:39 >> Besides out there, I mean, so Joshua and
24:43
24:43 I shared a room for like six 16 years of
24:46
24:46 my life. 14 of his cuz we're two years
24:49
24:49 difference. And basically, yeah. Every
24:52
24:52 night I'd hear this guy, if he had
24:53
24:53 poison oak or whatever, he'd just be
24:54
24:54 scratching it like sandpaper. Like he
24:56
24:56 just be
24:58
24:58 I'd be like, "I can't sleep. This guy's
25:01
25:01 just going nuts right now, going
25:03
25:03 bananas." And then he'd wake up and ask
25:06
25:06 mom like, "Hey, can I get some calamine
25:08
25:08 for my legs?" Cuz they're all just look
25:10
25:10 like straight up road rash. He's just
25:12
25:12 scratching his legs all night long. It's
25:14
25:14 crazy.
25:15
25:15 >> It was pretty bad. Yeah. Yeah. No, I I I
25:17
25:17 would Yeah.
25:19
25:19 >> It's probably called eczema now, but now
25:21
25:21 back then it was just like, oh, you just
25:23
25:23 have a rash.
25:28
25:28 >> Sponsored.
25:28
25:28 >> Wait. Hey, did you bring that [ __ ]
25:30
25:30 dust space or what?
25:31
25:31 >> Dust space. I got the dust base.
25:33
25:33 >> [ __ ] sponsor.
25:35
25:35 >> Sponsored.
25:36
25:36 >> Dust space.
25:37
25:37 >> Yeah,
25:37
25:37 >> he does have something in his cup today.
25:39
25:39 >> I do.
25:40
25:40 >> Oh, yeah. Hey, Jeremy, what is in your
25:42
25:42 cup? Jeremy, what is your cup tonight?
25:44
25:44 Today we're having some hoppy
25:48
25:48 dust space or space dust IPA. The reason
25:51
25:51 why I go for it is because it's a 8.2
25:54
25:54 >> alcohol content.
25:55
25:55 >> What does it taste like though? Tell us
25:57
25:57 what
25:57
25:57 >> Can you describe taste? Are you better
25:58
25:58 than Joshua at describing taste?
26:00
26:00 >> What does it taste like? This guy's
26:01
26:01 drinking [ __ ] 2,000 of these things.
26:03
26:03 He needs to drink it before.
26:05
26:05 >> Space dust. Tastes like space dust. Um,
26:08
26:08 perfect. No, I I'm I'm not I'm not like
26:10
26:10 a a a IPA beer connoisseur.
26:14
26:14 >> I used to go to these things back in the
26:15
26:15 days where my one of my other brothers
26:18
26:18 used to have this
26:20
26:20 >> um beer nights or whatever. We had
26:23
26:23 >> to say
26:24
26:24 >> Yeah. And you'd be like, "What notes are
26:27
26:27 in there? Is it hoppy? Is it fruity? Is
26:29
26:29 it smell like oak and shit?" I'm like,
26:31
26:31 "I don't know. Does it [ __ ] me up?"
26:33
26:33 Yeah, it probably does. But no, the
26:36
26:36 lighter stuff don't handle it. Just give
26:39
26:39 me something. I just drink one or two
26:40
26:40 and I'm feeling good. Three or four.
26:43
26:43 >> I think got I think you I think you had
26:46
26:46 the same English teacher, didn't I? Same
26:48
26:48 I did. I think we had the same teacher.
26:50
26:50 >> Well, we both went to Rolling Hills, so
26:52
26:52 therefore it's just like
26:53
26:53 >> No, high school. Didn't we have the same
26:54
26:54 one at high school, too?
26:56
26:56 >> No.
26:57
26:57 >> Maybe not. No. Yeah, you came through.
26:58
26:58 Yeah. Yeah. And so I think I think when
27:01
27:01 I came in I came in he like passed away
27:04
27:04 or just retired because like teachers
27:06
27:06 got younger as I got into to school and
27:09
27:09 whatnot. But
27:11
27:11 >> yeah. Yeah. No. I
27:13
27:13 >> Yeah. Same English teacher probably.
27:16
27:16 >> I want to hear an embarrassing story
27:17
27:17 about Joshua. What do you What do you
27:18
27:18 got? What's an embarrassing story you
27:20
27:20 got about this man?
27:20
27:20 >> Man, I can't I can't say those things.
27:24
27:24 If there was a story
27:26
27:26 >> that you could tell
27:28
27:28 >> Yeah. If there was a story that you
27:30
27:30 remember, remember we shared a room
27:31
27:31 together,
27:32
27:32 >> man.
27:32
27:32 >> If there was a story that you that you
27:36
27:36 can remember
27:37
27:37 >> um that does totally not incriminate me
27:39
27:39 or could do something to violate my
27:42
27:42 person. Um
27:46
27:46 >> please do.
27:47
27:47 >> They're all They're all I can't
27:51
27:51 >> We got to build We got to build up to
27:52
27:52 that. I mean like I I Yeah, they'd have
27:55
27:55 to We'd have to edit that.
27:56
27:56 >> How would we build up to that? What?
27:58
27:58 Where's the buildup?
27:59
27:59 >> Okay. Wait, wait, German. Did Did Hey,
28:01
28:01 >> yes.
28:02
28:02 >> Sean, does did we have a TV in our room
28:04
28:04 growing up?
28:06
28:06 >> Ever since I [ __ ] opened my eyes.
28:08
28:08 Yeah. Oh,
28:09
28:09 >> we had a TV. No, we didn't have a
28:10
28:10 [ __ ] TV. Are you remembering things
28:12
28:12 that I'm not remembering,
28:13
28:13 >> Joshua? We had the little [ __ ] 10- in
28:15
28:15 little thing with the with the VCR on
28:17
28:17 the bottom.
28:18
28:18 >> That's not a [ __ ] TV. That's a radio
28:20
28:20 with some a [ __ ] screen on it, bro.
28:21
28:21 That's not a [ __ ] TV.
28:23
28:23 >> Yeah, it showed pictures. There is
28:24
28:24 little cartoons on it and [ __ ]
28:27
28:27 Man, that was those were God damn. Those
28:30
28:30 were ants. Those are the dancing ants.
28:31
28:31 Those weren't [ __ ] P. I don't know
28:32
28:32 what Poltergeist [ __ ]
28:35
28:35 >> Come play with me. No, it wasn't that
28:37
28:37 [ __ ]
28:38
28:38 >> Yeah, exactly. You know what your
28:40
28:40 [ __ ] Nickelodeon on that [ __ ] We got
28:43
28:43 like three channels.
28:44
28:44 >> No, what we had the TV in there for was
28:47
28:47 [ __ ] Jason had all his technology and
28:48
28:48 [ __ ] and we're playing Nintendo. He had
28:51
28:51 his little Nintendo
28:52
28:52 >> back in he got in 8. He got in like 88,
28:55
28:55 >> huh? Hey, the I think the TV came after
28:57
28:57 the bunk beds, though. Remember we had
28:59
28:59 we had bunk beds,
28:60
29:00 >> Joshua? Those were those are the older
29:02
29:02 brothers bunk beds. So, those were
29:03
29:03 handme-downs from 1972.
29:06
29:06 >> What I'm saying is we didn't have a
29:07
29:07 [ __ ] TV in there around that time.
29:08
29:08 >> Yeah, we did. Yeah, we did. We had a TV.
29:12
29:12 And then Yeah, we all Jason had a
29:15
29:15 computer. We had a TV. Chris had the
29:17
29:17 remember she had the stupid gold one in
29:20
29:20 stripper pole with the TV on it in her
29:22
29:22 corner.
29:24
29:24 Oh, the Yeah. Yeah, I do remember. It
29:27
29:27 went from floor to ceiling. It was the
29:28
29:28 pole that hold the Yeah.
29:30
29:30 >> Yeah. Because they didn't have wall
29:32
29:32 mounts back then. They had not [ __ ]
29:36
29:36 Yeah. Like it was like the microchip.
29:38
29:38 There was no [ __ ] mic. There
29:40
29:40 >> was no wall mounts for [ __ ] TVs. So,
29:42
29:42 they had these poles on top and bottom.
29:44
29:44 >> This is before people would be held in
29:46
29:46 the middle.
29:46
29:46 >> This is before you can afford a power
29:48
29:48 drill and [ __ ] screw into the wall
29:50
29:50 with the power drill. It was like a
29:52
29:52 literally it looked like a It was
29:54
29:54 >> a springloaded one. Yeah. Springloaded.
29:57
29:57 Yeah. And went from floor to ceiling. It
29:59
29:59 had a little freaking like
30:01
30:01 >> Yeah. Like a curtain rod with a shelf
30:02
30:02 basically. And the TV would sit on the
30:05
30:05 [ __ ]
30:06
30:06 >> Yeah. And had like a like a 10in shelf
30:08
30:08 on it and you just put the TV on it.
30:11
30:11 >> Yeah. Swivel. It was It was gold. Yeah.
30:15
30:15 >> Yeah.
30:15
30:15 >> It was wild. Yeah.
30:17
30:17 >> I don't remember that. See that's you
30:18
30:18 know see I don't remember that
30:21
30:21 >> I'm getting a lot of I don't remembers
30:23
30:23 or did we really
30:25
30:25 >> nah that's my whole life dude Sean this
30:28
30:28 is my whole life I don't remember or did
30:30
30:30 we really this is a segment right here
30:33
30:33 >> where Jeremy could be like hey this I
30:34
30:34 don't know or did we really
30:35
30:35 >> here's a here's a Joshua here's a Joshua
30:38
30:38 story
30:39
30:39 >> coming Joshua in like 9798
30:45
30:45 >> [ __ ] you remember the year too Yeah.
30:47
30:47 Well, we Well, we got big Joshua got big
30:49
30:49 into like BMXing, like he wanted to be
30:51
30:51 the next [ __ ] Ry Nyquist or [ __ ]
30:55
30:55 >> whoever was the biggest [ __ ] thing at
30:57
30:57 the time.
30:58
30:58 >> [ __ ]
30:59
30:59 >> And uh
30:60
30:60 >> we were granted to live by a creek and
31:03
31:03 we found this flat which was a fire road
31:06
31:06 and this guy and all of our friends, we
31:09
31:09 went down there and started [ __ ]
31:11
31:11 making bike jumps. Josh was like, "Let's
31:14
31:14 start digging dirt and make mounds and
31:16
31:16 start jumping on our bicycles because
31:18
31:18 >> wood was too expensive." It was just
31:20
31:20 like, "Okay, I can't go
31:22
31:22 >> [ __ ] go get plywood and go build
31:24
31:24 jumps for the street." So, we found this
31:27
31:27 piece of land
31:28
31:28 >> and we start Joshua and his friends
31:29
31:29 started building all these bike jumps.
31:32
31:32 >> So, fast forward a couple years, he
31:35
31:35 started going bigger. So, this jump was
31:37
31:37 [ __ ] probably, I'm [ __ ] you not, like
31:39
31:39 five feet [ __ ] tall. It was huge and
31:43
31:43 it was averted like to like straight to
31:45
31:45 the sky and we got we got lucky that we
31:49
31:49 had this hill that he would you don't
31:50
31:50 even have to pedal to this. You just go
31:52
31:52 down a hill and then pedal once you got
31:54
31:54 to the jump. So this mind you all and
31:58
31:58 then instead of making it we're going to
31:60
31:60 make it big. We're going to make it
32:01
32:01 wide. It was like a 10ft gap
32:05
32:05 huge. You park park a mini car in the
32:08
32:08 hole. We dug a hole. The hole was like
32:11
32:11 five feet deep. We're digging this hole
32:14
32:14 out and to make jumps everywhere.
32:16
32:16 >> And so he builds it out.
32:18
32:18 >> It was so wide we built like a halfpipe
32:20
32:20 in the middle.
32:21
32:21 >> Yeah. We called it that. We called it
32:23
32:23 the in-n-out. Like you can drop in and
32:25
32:25 go. And it was a halfpipe. It was a dirt
32:27
32:27 halfpipe. You drop in and then jump out
32:29
32:29 the other side.
32:30
32:30 >> But above that was this huge ass jump
32:32
32:32 with a 10-ft gap.
32:34
32:34 >> And so Joshua goes, "Okay, we got it
32:36
32:36 built. I'm going to jump it. And
32:39
32:39 everyone's like, "Oh [ __ ] Josh's going
32:41
32:41 to jump it." So he goes, [ __ ] comes
32:46
32:46 towards it, stops. He's like, "Okay, I'm
32:49
32:49 second guessing myself. This thing's a
32:50
32:50 huge big gap. Whatever." Okay. Goes
32:53
32:53 back.
32:54
32:54 >> It's a big [ __ ] jump.
32:55
32:55 >> Big. He goes up a little more higher up
32:57
32:57 the hill. He's coming. He's jamming. And
33:00
33:00 all of us are like, "Okay, at the
33:02
33:02 backside of the landing." And he Joshua
33:05
33:05 just jumps and we're like, "Oh [ __ ] he
33:07
33:07 [ __ ] jumped it. He lands and my
33:11
33:11 friend,
33:12
33:12 his name was Ricardo,
33:15
33:15 was in direct path of Joshua's landing,
33:18
33:18 like 10 ft past and Josh lands and he's
33:22
33:22 [ __ ] hauling ass and boom, hits them
33:27
33:27 so hard like they collide heads.
33:30
33:30 Joshua's handles bars had a dent in it
33:32
33:32 from hitting him so hard. I think my
33:34
33:34 buddy lost his front tooth. I don't even
33:36
33:36 know. And then Josh gets up and we start
33:39
33:39 building more jumps. We start going more
33:42
33:42 like like, "Oh my god, is this really
33:45
33:45 happening?" Yeah. Yeah. You should
33:47
33:47 probably go to the hospital, look for
33:48
33:48 concussions, whatnot. No.
33:51
33:51 >> Go sit down by the creek, you know, put
33:53
33:53 some cold water up behind your head and
33:55
33:55 let's let's go for it.
33:57
33:57 >> Those are some of the best times. The
33:59
33:59 down Yeah. building jumps and living the
34:02
34:02 [ __ ] dream. getting out getting out
34:03
34:03 of school and having not a a worry in
34:06
34:06 the world
34:07
34:07 >> and just getting in a building and going
34:08
34:08 to hang out with friends like that,
34:09
34:09 dude. Like it was so fun. We weren't
34:11
34:11 >> at the time we were so like we weren't
34:13
34:13 drinking or doing drugs or doing
34:15
34:15 anything stupid. We were going down
34:16
34:16 there
34:17
34:17 >> as soon as we got off school
34:19
34:19 >> till sundown just having a great [ __ ]
34:22
34:22 time, dude.
34:22
34:22 >> Yeah, that was want to go home.
34:24
34:24 >> I remember that.
34:26
34:26 >> We But then we started getting older and
34:28
34:28 then it got into like the high like Josh
34:30
34:30 became a sophomore. I was in I was a
34:32
34:32 eighth grader. He started phasing out of
34:35
34:35 that and then it was just like more or
34:36
34:36 less like it started turning into like
34:38
34:38 the bum stoner like spot like people
34:42
34:42 were just going down there having
34:43
34:43 bonfires taking their girlfriends
34:45
34:45 getting BJs and [ __ ] whatnot. Yeah. And
34:48
34:48 then and then across the across the
34:51
34:51 creek across the creek there's
34:53
34:53 strawberry fields. So, we're going over
34:55
34:55 there and taking strawberries and we
34:57
34:57 have all the MMR fighting field workers
34:58
34:58 and like they're like telling us like,
35:00
35:00 "Hey, don't come over here and steal our
35:02
35:02 product." We're like, "Fuck you. We're
35:04
35:04 from here." And [ __ ] like being like,
35:06
35:06 you know, lords of the dog town.
35:07
35:07 >> We were like grandfathers and [ __ ]
35:10
35:10 >> Yeah. Yeah. Like,
35:11
35:11 >> but the cool part about that though is
35:14
35:14 uh there was this old
35:16
35:16 >> teacher that taught at the local high
35:18
35:18 school and he would come down and he'd
35:21
35:21 be like, "You kids need to [ __ ] clean
35:23
35:23 this up." And we listen to him. He's
35:24
35:24 like, "Oh, you guys leave garbage. You
35:26
35:26 know, if you do that, we're going to
35:27
35:27 call the cops." Well, we started keeping
35:29
35:29 it like maintained and like nice
35:31
35:31 looking. He's like, "You know what?
35:32
35:32 Instead of you guys going down on the
35:34
35:34 creek and getting buckets of water, you
35:36
35:36 can use my hose spet now, here's a 100
35:38
35:38 foot yard hose and you can water down
35:40
35:40 all your jumps." Cuz we started getting
35:42
35:42 Joshua and his friends started getting
35:43
35:43 better and better and better and we
35:45
35:45 needed water
35:46
35:46 >> and the creek was getting dry and stuff
35:47
35:47 and he was noticing.
35:49
35:49 >> But yeah,
35:49
35:49 >> I think I know where this is going.
35:50
35:50 >> Yeah. I mean,
35:51
35:51 >> you want me you want me to keep going?
35:52
35:52 what happened here with this go.
35:55
35:55 >> So, um, yeah, so the kind teacher,
35:57
35:57 right, he's like, "Oh, these cool kids
35:58
35:58 are not they're not [ __ ] around and
35:60
35:60 clean out of themselves, right?" So,
36:01
36:01 >> what ended up happening is his
36:04
36:04 generosity turned into an inconvenience
36:06
36:06 because he recognized his water bill was
36:09
36:09 [ __ ] like
36:10
36:10 >> [ __ ]
36:12
36:12 His water bill. He was like, "Hey guys,
36:14
36:14 like you guys are using way too much."
36:17
36:17 We were using water every day, watering
36:19
36:19 jumps, just because when summer would
36:21
36:21 come around and the creek would dry up,
36:23
36:23 we would have no water
36:24
36:24 >> cuz that was the creek was the water
36:26
36:26 source for the build.
36:28
36:28 >> And um
36:29
36:29 >> yeah, so so his he he he eventually cut
36:32
36:32 us off from the water and then we had to
36:35
36:35 resort to, you know, like, hey, it got
36:37
36:37 dark and then we would start filling
36:39
36:39 buckets of water with his [ __ ] and then
36:41
36:41 he started to like Yeah. Yeah. Do you
36:44
36:44 remember that when we were like taking
36:45
36:45 his water after he took it away from
36:47
36:47 Damn,
36:49
36:49 >> he's at school right now teaching. We're
36:52
36:52 He's not going to come and stop us.
36:54
36:54 >> Yeah, it was it was it was
36:56
36:56 >> I mean it was all for a good cause, man.
36:58
36:58 You know, we were building jumps. Not
36:59
36:59 like we were [ __ ] using it for our,
37:01
37:01 you know, to [ __ ] make crack or, you
37:03
37:03 know, our still for making moonshine or
37:05
37:05 some [ __ ] you know, like we [ __ ]
37:07
37:07 were using it to to make jumps.
37:09
37:09 >> A couple of kids just making moonshine.
37:12
37:12 >> Yeah. the water. You know what I mean?
37:13
37:13 Like
37:14
37:14 >> go down. There's the steel going on.
37:16
37:16 There's What's this copper vessel going
37:18
37:18 on over here with this fire? You got a
37:21
37:21 little driplet system going on.
37:24
37:24 >> All right, Joshua. I know the story is
37:26
37:26 getting intense here. Uh but let's go
37:28
37:28 ahead and give everybody their AI song
37:30
37:30 for the week. Uh again, I let you create
37:33
37:33 the song this week. Again, I have yet to
37:35
37:35 hear it. Uh do you want to say any words
37:37
37:37 about it before we play it? No, just
37:39
37:39 think of this as a present underneath
37:41
37:41 your Christmas tree that you were about
37:43
37:43 to unwrap. Uh oh, no. Like most things
37:46
37:46 in my like most creative things in my
37:48
37:48 mind, they take time to evolve. So, just
37:51
37:51 let let the song guide you through it.
37:54
37:54 Uh uh just feel the rhythm, feel the
37:56
37:56 beat. And once again, I hope you all
37:58
37:58 enjoy listening.
37:60
38:00 >> All right, I'm going go ahead and share
38:01
38:01 my screen with the people watching and
38:02
38:02 the people listening, keep on listening.
38:04
38:04 Uh, this song is called uh, Two Brothers
38:08
38:08 Walking Down. Uh, I can't see the last
38:11
38:11 word here.
38:12
38:12 >> Yeah, I know it's it's long. I didn't
38:13
38:13 walk down a midnight road. There it is.
38:15
38:15 Two brothers walking down a midnight
38:17
38:17 road. This is a song Joshua
38:19
38:19 >> Joshua created.
38:21
38:21 >> Here we go.
38:37
38:37 Two brothers walking down a midnight
38:40
38:40 road.
38:43
38:43 Heavy hearts but the fire still glows.
38:50
38:50 Dark days pray but they never full.
38:55
38:55 Christmas spirits whisper your stories
38:58
38:58 told.
39:02
39:02 Cohes come, but a promise is near.
39:05
39:05 Families anchor through doubt and fear.
39:08
39:08 Friends like, we hold them dear. We
39:11
39:11 share love like we shed tears. Brothers
39:14
39:14 rise, we don't break, we don't family
39:18
39:18 strong from beginning to end. Our days,
39:22
39:22 but the fight won't die. Don't still
39:24
39:24 wait. But our spirit fly hands up high.
39:28
39:28 Let the thunder crash. Country GR with a
39:31
39:31 hip hop slash for our blood for rocking.
39:34
39:34 For the ones who gone, we carry the love
39:37
39:37 and we carry it on. We laugh with our
39:40
39:40 friends like blood of our own. Their
39:42
39:42 tease ain't theirs, it's a love we've
39:44
39:44 grown. Storms may rage, years may we
39:47
39:47 wade, but we share love and tears each
39:50
39:50 day. Uh blood runs deep, roots don't
39:53
39:53 fade. Families are fire through night
39:56
39:56 and shade. Ghosts of the past, they
39:59
39:59 watch from above. We fight through the
40:01
40:01 dark with the strength of love.
40:04
40:04 Dusty roads, cold winds blow, we carry
40:08
40:08 each other, we never let go. Ghost of
40:11
40:11 tomorrow still wait in the sky. Spirits
40:14
40:14 of December. Keep our hearts high. Keep
40:17
40:17 our hearts high. Our hearts high. Keep
40:20
40:20 our hearts high. Keep our hearts high.
40:28
40:28 Brothers rise. We don't break. We don't
40:32
40:32 family strong from beginning to end. Our
40:35
40:35 days here, but the fire won't die. Go
40:38
40:38 still wait, but our spirits fly. Hands
40:42
40:42 up high, let the thunder crash. Country
40:45
40:45 gr with a hip hop slash. For our blood,
40:47
40:47 for our care, for the ones who gone. We
40:50
40:50 carry the love and we carry it on. Two
40:54
40:54 brothers standing
40:56
40:56 and the promise is clear.
40:60
40:60 With family and friends,
41:03
41:03 they conquer the fear.
41:06
41:06 Through laughter and sorrow,
41:09
41:09 the bond reappears.
41:13
41:13 We share love
41:17
41:17 like we share tears.
41:44
41:44 Damn, buddy.
41:45
41:45 >> There you go, buddy. That is pretty
41:47
41:47 [ __ ] solid, my dude. Uh, I will say
41:50
41:50 that is probably my favorite one yet
41:51
41:51 that you've created. Last week was good,
41:54
41:54 but this week the addition of like the
41:58
41:58 rap segment in there was was a nice
42:00
42:00 touch, a nice little like a nice little
42:04
42:04 pow. It was good. [ __ ] love [ __ ]
42:06
42:06 loved it. the evolution, man, of these
42:08
42:08 AI sar delay plays is going to continue
42:10
42:10 to grow and uh the creative side will
42:12
42:12 shine through the music as well as our
42:14
42:14 words when we can. So, uh
42:16
42:16 >> speaking of words, buddy, let's go ahead
42:18
42:18 and get back to the words that were
42:19
42:19 about to be spoken.
42:20
42:20 >> Oh, no.
42:21
42:21 >> We'll see you guys at the end.
42:25
42:25 >> You have eight minutes to tell me
42:28
42:28 >> if you believe in aliens.
42:30
42:30 >> Yes, I've seen them.
42:32
42:32 >> Easy.
42:32
42:32 >> I've been there.
42:34
42:34 >> Been there. I've been there. Done that.
42:36
42:36 I mean, it's it's either like your imag
42:38
42:38 your imagination running wild or it's
42:43
42:43 some type of interdimensional being that
42:46
42:46 can go within two dimensional,
42:48
42:48 threedimensional, fourdimensional,
42:49
42:49 whatever. Cuz there's other dimensions
42:52
42:52 besides this one because we can think
42:56
42:56 about resonation and sounds and [ __ ]
42:58
42:58 like that that can make you feel
42:59
42:59 different ways. So if you can in this
43:02
43:02 physical form, if you can resonate your
43:05
43:05 body in a different frequency, yeah, you
43:07
43:07 can go throughout different realms and
43:10
43:10 see different things. But at the same
43:12
43:12 time, a physical being, yeah, there's
43:16
43:16 there's there's little tall reptilian
43:20
43:20 whatnotss out there. I mean, I've had
43:23
43:23 >> lizard people. Lizard people.
43:25
43:25 >> Those are shape shifters.
43:27
43:27 You said you've seen some. What did you
43:30
43:30 see?
43:30
43:30 >> I I I mean I can tell you I can do I
43:33
43:33 have enough time to tell you about I I
43:35
43:35 believe it was an alien.
43:36
43:36 >> Hey, you got time. You got time.
43:38
43:38 >> Okay.
43:38
43:38 >> Yeah, we got a time.
43:40
43:40 >> So, probably somewhere around four or
43:43
43:43 five years old, Joshua and I are sharing
43:46
43:46 a room and I and every time I talk about
43:49
43:49 this, I always get goosebumps, chills,
43:52
43:52 whatnot.
43:53
43:53 But uh
43:56
43:56 uh the movie as I as I say the story,
43:59
43:59 the movie 101 Dalmatians came out from
44:01
44:01 Disney and we just purchased it from
44:04
44:04 somewhere, Costco, whatever. And we
44:07
44:07 watched it and one of these characters
44:10
44:10 in the movie was this tall, slender man
44:12
44:12 with like a like a t I call it like a
44:15
44:15 taxi cab hat with a long pointy nose.
44:18
44:18 And I just saw this movie
44:20
44:20 and I remember one night when I was
44:25
44:25 sleeping but not sleeping. I was just
44:27
44:27 laying in my bed
44:29
44:29 and uh I'm closing my eyes and I wake
44:32
44:32 up. I look over to my left and I see
44:37
44:37 this something standing in our room and
44:40
44:40 the door our door to our room slightly
44:42
44:42 cracked and you can see ambient light
44:44
44:44 coming through it. But this being,
44:47
44:47 whatever it is, whether it be a ghost,
44:49
44:49 which I think it was some type of entity
44:52
44:52 or an alien,
44:54
44:54 um, was standing in the room
44:57
44:57 and it looks at me at first, but not
45:02
45:02 like peering into like where I was
45:04
45:04 laying cuz we have bunk beds and my
45:06
45:06 slots here and Josh is up top. And so
45:09
45:09 what ends up happening is this thing is
45:13
45:13 dressed a certain way which it has one
45:16
45:16 of my grandma's blankets wrapped around
45:18
45:18 it with a hat on looking like that
45:21
45:21 character from 101 Dalmatians. Has a
45:25
45:25 pointy nose. Couldn't see its eyes. I
45:27
45:27 can see its little beady mouth. Little
45:28
45:28 chin just like that character from 101
45:30
45:30 Dalmatians which I think it was
45:32
45:32 mimicking because I just saw it. And
45:34
45:34 it's looking at me and it's tall. It's
45:37
45:37 taller than our bed. It's almost It's at
45:41
45:41 least six, seven feet tall. and it looks
45:45
45:45 at me and then it goes up to Joshua and
45:49
45:49 and puts its whatever its leg or whatnot
45:52
45:52 up on my bed and goes and is looking at
45:54
45:54 Josh and is like peering at him and then
45:56
45:56 it steps down and I'm like [ __ ] awake
45:59
45:59 at this point but like kind of with my
46:01
46:01 eyes open
46:03
46:03 >> and so it comes down to me
46:06
46:06 >> and it like hovers over me and it's like
46:09
46:09 going back and forth like scanning me
46:11
46:11 like what am I? And I'm like, "What the
46:13
46:13 [ __ ] is going on right now?" And I can't
46:16
46:16 see its eyes. I can see it has a nose, a
46:18
46:18 little mouth, and it pulls back and then
46:22
46:22 goes back up to Joshua and does the same
46:24
46:24 thing. And when it did this, I [ __ ]
46:28
46:28 get up and run out of the room
46:30
46:30 screaming, "Mom, dad, mom, dad." And I
46:33
46:33 get my dad. And he comes back in the
46:35
46:35 room. And when he comes in, the window
46:38
46:38 is slightly open and the blanket and the
46:42
46:42 hat was on the [ __ ] floor in my room
46:45
46:45 >> and Josh was still sleeping.
46:47
46:47 >> [ __ ]
46:48
46:48 >> Yeah.
46:48
46:48 >> Holy [ __ ] I got chill. I got [ __ ]
46:51
46:51 chills.
46:52
46:52 >> Yeah.
46:54
46:54 It's I don't know. It's the one incident
46:56
46:56 I've ever had in my life that I can
46:58
46:58 remember to this day and I was really
47:01
47:01 young when it happened, but I don't know
47:02
47:02 what happened. But the window was
47:04
47:04 [ __ ] open. The blanket and the hat
47:06
47:06 were in front of our bed and Josh was
47:10
47:10 just still sleeping when my dad turned
47:12
47:12 on the light.
47:13
47:13 >> Holy [ __ ]
47:15
47:15 >> Yeah, that guy
47:16
47:16 >> look like that guy. Yeah.
47:17
47:17 >> Yes.
47:18
47:18 >> Damn.
47:18
47:18 >> That [ __ ] guy right there.
47:21
47:21 >> So, follow-up question real quick here
47:23
47:23 just real fast. Um,
47:24
47:24 >> do you think if you didn't run out of
47:26
47:26 the room, something would have happened?
47:28
47:28 >> I believe so. I believe either he was
47:31
47:31 the whatever it was was interested or
47:33
47:33 and was going to come back or maybe one
47:36
47:36 of us would have been gone.
47:39
47:39 But
47:39
47:39 >> god damn, dude. That's incredible.
47:43
47:43 >> Yeah, it was it I I can still like as I
47:46
47:46 talk about it, I can still visually see
47:48
47:48 everything happen happening going on.
47:52
47:52 >> What do you think that was though? Like
47:54
47:54 what do you think it was like?
47:56
47:56 >> I don't know. interdimensional like what
47:58
47:58 do you like where do you think that
47:60
47:60 thing came from and what was its
48:02
48:02 purpose?
48:03
48:03 >> It's I don't know. I have no clue. I
48:05
48:05 can't I can't I I can say what I
48:07
48:07 physically saw and what
48:11
48:11 what I was going through. And I think I
48:13
48:13 I think he was more interested in you
48:14
48:14 than myself
48:16
48:16 >> because
48:18
48:18 >> because it was it kept going back to
48:20
48:20 you, not to me. I just think because you
48:24
48:24 have because this is what happened after
48:27
48:27 what happened with you as a child and
48:29
48:29 you have maybe something physically like
48:33
48:33 special about yourself that I was
48:35
48:35 interested in because
48:42
48:42 >> Jeremy thank you for spending the time
48:44
48:44 with us. We do appreciate it. We're
48:45
48:45 going to bring you on again sometime in
48:48
48:48 the future here relatively soon.
48:50
48:50 >> Let's do it.
48:51
48:51 [ __ ] That's that what a way to end
48:54
48:54 that, Joshua.
48:55
48:55 >> Yeah, that's solid. I mean, the best
48:57
48:57 thing I've heard all the all day is that
48:59
48:59 I'm special and there's something
48:60
49:00 special about me. I mean, [ __ ] dude.
49:02
49:02 Like,
49:03
49:03 >> I mean, hang on.
49:03
49:03 >> And to hear from your own brother, I
49:05
49:05 mean, what what better way, you know, to
49:07
49:07 end the season, you know, talking about
49:09
49:09 how much how special your brother is,
49:12
49:12 you know, and
49:13
49:13 >> maybe there is something special about
49:14
49:14 me. I don't know. To be determined.
49:16
49:16 >> Yeah. Depending on how mess you're here,
49:18
49:18 you're alive. you're you're you're doing
49:20
49:20 this like I remember I remember the
49:23
49:23 whole concept Joshua came to me and was
49:26
49:26 just like what do you think about you
49:29
49:29 know doing online stuff Jeremy I'm like
49:31
49:31 well I kind of did that in in a
49:33
49:33 different scene but not the way you're
49:36
49:36 talking about it
49:38
49:38 just like what about podcast I'm like
49:40
49:40 I'm not cuz me myself I don't watch TV I
49:43
49:43 don't have any social media I mean this
49:46
49:46 is like the first thing that I'm like
49:48
49:48 taken back like I want to do this
49:50
49:50 because I have a lot of knowledge and I
49:52
49:52 I appreciate both you guys and what you
49:54
49:54 do and what you convey and how you uh
49:57
49:57 you know you just this whole scheme of
49:60
49:60 things it's not like anything else it's
50:02
50:02 cool and I want to contribute to that
50:05
50:05 and you know you guys are you guys are
50:07
50:07 awesome at the same time
50:10
50:10 >> Joshua like he was like I'm like go for
50:15
50:15 it dude if that's what's going to make
50:16
50:16 you happy and you have the ability
50:18
50:18 ability to to to get there, then then
50:20
50:20 [ __ ] do it. Like, why not? You know,
50:24
50:24 one day you may be a [ __ ] an
50:26
50:26 influencer that someone's going to
50:27
50:27 approach and be like, "Hey, I've seen
50:29
50:29 your [ __ ] You made me go through some I
50:31
50:31 was going through some hard times and
50:32
50:32 you uplifted me." You never know.
50:34
50:34 >> Hey, well, the only influencer that
50:36
50:36 matters to me in my life is with you,
50:38
50:38 >> brother.
50:39
50:39 >> So, that's all that matters, right?
50:42
50:42 >> Good times.
50:42
50:42 >> [ __ ] it. Well, thanks for coming on,
50:44
50:44 Jeremy. Thank you, Sean, for putting up
50:47
50:47 with the brothers banter.
50:48
50:48 >> I'm just here for a good time, man. That
50:50
50:50 was fun.
50:51
50:51 >> Yeah.
50:51
50:51 >> Uh depending on how Mia cuts this
50:53
50:53 together, um we either going to go back
50:56
50:56 to Joshua and I or we'll I don't know.
50:58
50:58 We'll figure it out. Mia,
51:00
51:00 >> thank you. You You do you.
51:04
51:04 >> And just like that, Joshua, that was the
51:06
51:06 first time we had a guest on the
51:09
51:09 podcast. I hope everybody enjoyed it. I
51:11
51:11 had a great time being there. Uh, and
51:13
51:13 Joshua, how do you feel about what just
51:16
51:16 happened?
51:17
51:17 >> Ah, you know, there was a lot of words
51:19
51:19 said and there was a lot
51:22
51:22 >> a lot uh a lot going on there. I don't
51:26
51:26 know. I mean, I guess it's up to the
51:28
51:28 audience, you know, to let us know what
51:30
51:30 you guys thought of that because with
51:32
51:32 that being our first guest, like I said,
51:34
51:34 it was special. It's meaningful and uh
51:36
51:36 as I said at the beginning of this, it's
51:38
51:38 it's all about family this time of the
51:39
51:39 year. So, why not bring a little family
51:41
51:41 on and and have some fun and talk about
51:45
51:45 >> little, you know, some memories and and
51:46
51:46 just things that we went through in our
51:48
51:48 lives together. So, um yeah, man. I hope
51:51
51:51 everybody liked that cuz [ __ ] dude. I
51:53
51:53 >> It's going to happen again. I mean, I'm
51:54
51:54 telling you right now, it's going to
51:56
51:56 happen again. We're going to have your
51:57
51:57 brother on again. Uh it'll it'll
51:60
51:60 obviously not at this year, but next
52:02
52:02 year for sure.
52:03
52:03 >> Oh, man. I I don't know. It's coming
52:05
52:05 back for sure.
52:06
52:06 >> Okay. Holy [ __ ] dude. Yeah, it's it's
52:08
52:08 huge. That's That's big. I think my I
52:10
52:10 got to say thank you to my brother for
52:11
52:11 coming on and doing that cuz um
52:14
52:14 >> uh he's a I love the guy and um [ __ ]
52:16
52:16 dude. It's very special. So, thank you
52:18
52:18 to him for that. And uh thank you for
52:20
52:20 blackmailing me in all the different
52:22
52:22 ways you probably did and look forward
52:26
52:26 to more of that as we go on.
52:27
52:27 >> Yes, sir.
52:28
52:28 >> Podcast.
52:29
52:29 >> All right, buddy. Let's go ahead and
52:30
52:30 wrap this episode up. Uh let's do some
52:32
52:32 fun finds, some lucky numbers, all the
52:34
52:34 [ __ ] that we do,
52:36
52:36 >> you know. So, let's go ahead and uh What
52:37
52:37 do you want to start with, buddy?
52:38
52:38 >> All right, let me hit you with a fun
52:40
52:40 find. This isn't a crazy holiday fun
52:42
52:42 find, but it it was it's a diamond
52:45
52:45 edition, so I know these can be for the
52:48
52:48 value, but it's quite sparkly, and this
52:50
52:50 could be considered somewhat Christmy
52:52
52:52 themed. I found myself at uh one of the
52:55
52:55 local Targets, I found this little guy
52:57
52:57 right here.
52:58
52:58 >> This is the Sonic Silver.
53:02
53:02 >> And I don't know if you can tell through
53:03
53:03 the camera,
53:04
53:04 >> it's glowing. Yeah, it's got glowing.
53:05
53:05 It's sparkling.
53:07
53:07 >> Yeah. So, if you're just listening on uh
53:09
53:09 YouTube uh or sorry, over there,
53:11
53:11 >> you're listening on YouTube. Weird.
53:12
53:12 >> Listening on YouTube, whatever. I mean,
53:14
53:14 you know, maybe you are listening on
53:15
53:15 YouTube. But yeah, no, come check it
53:17
53:17 out. It is very sparkly. It's a diamond
53:18
53:18 edition. It is the silver Sonic. I grew
53:21
53:21 up playing Sonic the Hedgehog and
53:23
53:23 watching some of the car some of the
53:25
53:25 cartoons maybe saw the movie. Um but
53:27
53:27 yeah, I thought it was a cool little
53:29
53:29 >> find a diamond edition. Didn't do for
53:31
53:31 the money, but seems like cool. Cool.
53:33
53:33 >> But that is my fun find for this uh what
53:36
53:36 are we looking Yeah. December right
53:37
53:37 there.
53:38
53:38 >> All right. Cool. Um listen, I got to
53:40
53:40 make an amend amend amendment for last
53:42
53:42 week's episode. Uh you were right,
53:44
53:44 Joshua. I I checked the receipts. I did
53:46
53:46 show off that Funko uh of Snoopy. So,
53:49
53:49 you were totally correct in that.
53:52
53:52 >> But I want to see if you can help me out
53:53
53:53 with this one because I'm I don't know
53:55
53:55 if I showed it off or not. Uh but I do
53:57
53:57 have a backup plan just in case. Uh but
53:58
53:58 Joshua, have I shown this Funko here?
54:02
54:02 This is Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
54:04
54:04 and he has flocked an Amazon exclusive.
54:08
54:08 Let's see here.
54:10
54:10 >> Part of a collection.
54:11
54:11 >> I don't believe I've shown him off.
54:13
54:13 >> Uh, but if I have, I'm sorry. So, uh, I
54:16
54:16 do have a backup plan. Uh, buddy, I do
54:18
54:18 collect rubber duckies, and you know
54:20
54:20 this. Uh, they have some Christmas
54:23
54:23 rubber duckies that I've collected. Uh,
54:25
54:25 and I wanted to show these ones off real
54:27
54:27 quick. Uh, this one, buddy, this is a
54:29
54:29 little New Year's duck.
54:31
54:31 New Year's duck. I got that one. I got
54:34
54:34 this guy right here. Uh who is just a
54:37
54:37 cool looking uh snowboarding duck or
54:39
54:39 skiing duck if you prefer.
54:41
54:41 >> There is this one right here, buddy. Uh
54:43
54:43 he is holding a little present. I love
54:45
54:45 him. He's a little cutie.
54:47
54:47 >> There is uh I have two more. So there's
54:49
54:49 this one right here. He's a [ __ ]
54:51
54:51 snowman. He's a [ __ ] snowman. Can't
54:53
54:53 Can't help him. He's beautiful. And then
54:55
54:55 my favorite one, buddy. My favorite one
54:57
54:57 to wrap out this holiday season uh is
55:00
55:00 this one right here. This [ __ ]
55:03
55:03 is a godamn yeti. He's a [ __ ] yeti,
55:07
55:07 my dude. A Yeti duck. So
55:10
55:10 >> those are my fun finds duck.
55:12
55:12 >> Yeah, yeti duck. And uh buddy, let's go
55:14
55:14 and do some fortunes. Let's do some
55:16
55:16 lucky numbers and then we'll close it
55:18
55:18 with one of your all-time greatest
55:20
55:20 monologues. So,
55:22
55:22 >> okay. Well, I just want to say I don't
55:24
55:24 remember the guy who doesn't remember
55:26
55:26 [ __ ] Surprisingly, I remember that you
55:27
55:27 did show off the Snoopy.
55:29
55:29 >> Maybe that maybe that was something
55:30
55:30 about that was like impactful and it
55:32
55:32 cemented itself that memory in my brain.
55:34
55:34 Um, but I don't remember the Rudolph.
55:35
55:35 So, uh, don't feel the need to go back
55:38
55:38 and check that one. But the rubber
55:39
55:39 duckies are brand new. Just for the
55:41
55:41 Sean's never showed off rubber duckies.
55:44
55:44 This is your first time watching.
55:46
55:46 >> Yeah. Or listening. This is the first
55:48
55:48 time Sean's ever shown off rubber duck.
55:50
55:50 He's not even a Jeep guy.
55:51
55:51 >> I don't even know those ducks. And he
55:53
55:53 doesn't even take baths. The guy doesn't
55:55
55:55 even fit into a bathtub, so it's not
55:57
55:57 like he's going to [ __ ] float those
55:59
55:59 things around his bubbles.
56:01
56:01 >> God damn it. You're like 9 feet tall.
56:02
56:02 You're [ __ ] You're the biggest
56:04
56:04 gingerbread man I know. Um you're not
56:06
56:06 going to [ __ ] fit in that [ __ ]
56:07
56:07 bathtub, dude. Um
56:10
56:10 >> that's crazy.
56:11
56:11 >> Yeah. With that said, um I mean, [ __ ] do
56:14
56:14 you So fortune, is that where is that
56:15
56:15 where we
56:16
56:16 >> Let's do fortune, buddy. Let's do Let's
56:17
56:17 bust out two fortunes for the for the
56:20
56:20 Christmas Eve, Christmas week. I don't
56:23
56:23 know what you call it. It's it's
56:25
56:25 whatever.
56:25
56:25 >> No, I think you're right. The 23rd of
56:27
56:27 December. This could be the Christmas
56:28
56:28 Eve, whatever, depending on what uh you
56:30
56:30 know, how you celebrate. But um if
56:31
56:31 you're not familiar, we do these I mean,
56:33
56:33 I've been doing these naughty dozen
56:35
56:35 cookies from uh Misfortune cookie. [ __ ]
56:38
56:38 I one day if they sponsor us, I would
56:39
56:39 love that cuz
56:41
56:41 >> it's not like these are the amount of
56:42
56:42 trash that we've talked about these
56:44
56:44 cookies.
56:46
56:46 >> But the I mean, you know what? Give me a
56:48
56:48 reason, misfortune cookies, to like
56:51
56:51 continue to uh elevate your guys'
56:54
56:54 product because for right now, you guys
56:56
56:56 are kind of get like the kind of grades
56:58
56:58 I got in school, which weren't very
56:60
56:60 good. Average,
57:02
57:02 >> but we can
57:03
57:03 averages
57:06
57:06 uh actually a compliment for this guy.
57:09
57:09 >> True.
57:09
57:09 >> Um all right, so let's get into one of
57:11
57:11 these cookies. I'm just, you know, I
57:13
57:13 don't even give a [ __ ] right now. I'm
57:14
57:14 just going to crack this [ __ ] all over
57:15
57:15 my carpet. And cuz my dogs actually love
57:16
57:16 the fortune cookies. I found out the
57:18
57:18 crumbs at least didn't end up. So, um,
57:21
57:21 yeah. [ __ ] This kind of sucks. Um,
57:25
57:25 okay. Well, that's all over the place
57:26
57:26 for now.
57:27
57:27 >> All right. So, this is your first
57:29
57:29 fortune for December 23rd, episode 113.
57:33
57:33 And it's a long one, everybody, just
57:35
57:35 like my
57:37
57:37 >> fingers. Um, here you go.
57:41
57:41 Your Christmas spirit soarses this year
57:44
57:44 when someone spikes your eggnog with a
57:47
57:47 little bit of spunk.
57:50
57:50 >> I think you read that one last week,
57:52
57:52 buddy.
57:53
57:53 >> I remember the spunk joke. Yeah, I
57:55
57:55 remember the spunk. That's a That's a
57:57
57:57 duplicate.
57:57
57:57 >> That's a dup.
57:58
57:58 >> Okay. All right. Uh misfortune. We do
58:02
58:02 not want to say how bad these cookies
58:04
58:04 are, but
58:06
58:06 >> thumbs down. Um, when you double up in
58:09
58:09 the same package, people start to get
58:11
58:11 disappointed.
58:12
58:12 >> Yeah.
58:12
58:12 >> Yes. All right. Here we go for number
58:15
58:15 two on this episode cuz we're doing two
58:18
58:18 every [ __ ] episode. Oh, [ __ ] Dude,
58:19
58:19 if I grab the same [ __ ] one. If this
58:21
58:21 is there's three of the same ones.
58:23
58:23 >> The odds. The odds of that happening are
58:25
58:25 immense. But it would be hilarious.
58:28
58:28 >> You know what odds are better? The
58:29
58:29 numbers you're going to read at the end
58:30
58:30 of this episode for somebody to [ __ ]
58:32
58:32 win the lottery. Those odds are probably
58:34
58:34 going to be
58:35
58:35 >> Here we go. It's a great transition.
58:38
58:38 >> All right, buddy. Here you go.
58:40
58:40 >> Frosty the Snowman was a jolly happy
58:44
58:44 soul before he became murdered in a
58:48
58:48 chill child support. Come on, man. [ __ ]
58:53
58:53 Come on. How you going to [ __ ] half
58:55
58:55 cut, dude?
58:59
58:59 How you going to do this to me on
59:00
59:00 Christmas Eve, everybody? Jesus Christ.
59:04
59:04 You know, it's kind of like a good
59:05
59:05 Christmas, you know, like you you never
59:09
59:09 know what to expect. Sometimes you're
59:11
59:11 disappointed. Uh sometimes it's just
59:13
59:13 funny.
59:15
59:15 >> Yeah. Well, this one's about Frosty
59:17
59:17 [ __ ] maybe I'll just have to do it as
59:18
59:18 a popup. I'm not reading the rest of
59:20
59:20 that. That's your [ __ ] fortunes for
59:22
59:22 >> Sorry everybody, your fortunes were
59:24
59:24 trash, but hopefully your Christmas
59:27
59:27 >> is wonderful. Uh Joshua, let me go ahead
59:29
59:29 and give the lucky numbers this week. I
59:31
59:31 did them special. Uh these are your
59:33
59:33 seven lucky numbers for the week. They
59:34
59:34 are as followed. 2 8 25 44 17 12 and 23.
59:40
59:40 Once again, your lucky numbers are 2 8
59:42
59:42 25 44 17 12 and 23. Joshua did them
59:47
59:47 special. Uh some of those numbers mean
59:48
59:48 something to us. Some of them mean
59:50
59:50 something to me. Uh and some of them are
59:53
59:53 just numbers. So figure that out as you
59:56
59:56 will. Uh but buddy, let's go ahead and
59:59
59:59 land this plane as we say. Let's get
60:01
60:01 your closing monologue in there. Let's
60:03
60:03 Let's make it a great one, my dude. This
60:05
60:05 is
60:05
60:05 >> a great one.
60:06
60:06 >> You know, this this could be somebody's
60:09
60:09 Christmas present. You know, they wake
60:11
60:11 up
60:11
60:11 >> the 20 23rd of December and they're just
60:14
60:14 like,
60:15
60:15 >> "Oh, I want to listen to the podcast and
60:18
60:18 then they they they just they turn us on
60:21
60:21 for the first time and this is what
60:22
60:22 they're going to hear to end their day
60:25
60:25 and start their new Christmas." So, what
60:27
60:27 do you what do you
60:28
60:28 >> I I guess I could just start off by
60:30
60:30 saying if you if you haven't bought a
60:32
60:32 Sorry for the Delay uh piece of merch
60:35
60:35 before the Christmas holidays and didn't
60:37
60:37 get it for somebody you love, it's
60:39
60:39 pretty [ __ ] up. So, I'm just I'm just
60:41
60:41 saying you could have totally supported
60:42
60:42 the podcast and uh bought them a shirt.
60:46
60:46 Just saying, man. Throw these guys a
60:48
60:48 boat. Just kidding. Um but honest,
60:51
60:51 honestly, what can I say? This was a
60:53
60:53 very special podcast. I can't say it
60:56
60:56 enough. This is the time uh family. It
60:60
61:00 means the most to us. We come together.
61:02
61:02 We share gifts. We [ __ ] do
61:03
61:03 everything. Um and I'm falling apart
61:05
61:05 during this monologue as I usually do.
61:08
61:08 But um yeah, man. I hope you guys
61:10
61:10 enjoyed this.
61:12
61:12 What can I say? Sean puts so much
61:14
61:14 pressure on me to kind of end these
61:17
61:17 >> in these uh monologues. And uh
61:20
61:20 >> I give you I give you 30 seconds each
61:22
61:22 week
61:24
61:24 >> just to watch you crumble. I know
61:27
61:27 >> Sean probably prepared something sweet
61:29
61:29 and something super nice for this
61:30
61:30 Christmas closing monologue. And uh
61:33
61:33 >> listen, the goal is to never make you
61:35
61:35 feel pressured. The goal is to always
61:37
61:37 help you improve. You know, one day you
61:39
61:39 will improve, one day you will get
61:41
61:41 better, and one day this will just all
61:43
61:43 be a distant memory, right?
61:46
61:46 >> Absolutely. Absolutely. Uh yeah, man.
61:48
61:48 With that said, [ __ ] uh check us out,
61:50
61:50 tell a friend, you know, happy happy
61:52
61:52 holidays. Be safe out there.
61:56
61:56 Like Joshua said, happy holidays. Be
61:58
61:58 safe everybody. Thank you for watching.
61:59
61:59 Thank you for listening. We really do
62:01
62:01 appreciate it. I want to shout out to my
62:04
62:04 brother. Happy b uh happy belated
62:06
62:06 birthday brother. Uh appreciate you.
62:08
62:08 Love you guys. Um
62:11
62:11 one last thing, Joshua, to end this
62:14
62:14 Christmas week. I got one for you, my
62:17
62:17 dude. I got one for you. It's good. It's
62:19
62:19 a good one. All right, Joshua.
62:22
62:22 What do you give a snowman with a fever?
62:27
62:27 >> Definitely not a heater.
62:29
62:29 >> Definitely not a heater.
62:30
62:30 >> Yeah.
62:32
62:32 >> You ready? You ready for this one?
62:33
62:33 >> Okay.
62:33
62:33 >> Yeah, I'm ready for it, dude. Yeah. Send
62:36
62:36 it.
62:37
62:37 >> A chill pill.
62:39
62:39 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
62:42
62:42 next week.
62:43
62:43 Do you say this?
