This week, Sean & Joshua battle tech gremlins, raise a glass to May the 4th & Cinco de Mayo, then launch Calendar Chronicles to see how badly Sean flunks May trivia (rough). Star Wars jokes, zodiac chaos, teacher shoutouts, Bryce Canyon wipeouts, a Cosmopolitan demo, auto loan questions for ChatGPT & the first fortune cookie all pile in, all that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua debut What’s In Your Cup, trade inventory-day trauma & build the fanciest vodka-Red Bull on the internet (yes, with calories.). They run through National Honesty Day, decide how real you should get about boogers & bad breath, then slide into adopt-a-shelter-pet feels, oatmeal-cookie cravings & tie-dye vacation plans. Boba talk turns into apocalypse prep, Costco shorts, survival manuals, concert-etiquette rage & a tiny Frankenstein unboxing before one last toxic cookie fortune, all that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua hit their Dirty 30 milestone with German Beer Day, workout chaos & a rant about why America can't keep a bathroom clean (sorry in advance). They run through Movie Theater Day releases, weigh couch time vs expensive popcorn buckets & debate which films actually deserve a full-price ticket (kids' movies in a packed theater get zero votes). Holidays spiral into picnic slander, National Lovers Day, National Take A Chance Day & a whole tangent on Free Solo, eclipses, doomsday predictions & why going outside might actually kill you (according to Sean). The boys drop details on Joshua's Utah Easter egg, unbox a Ghostbusters Funko soda & a Universal Monsters Van Helsing figure, crack open a toxic fortune cookie, pull lucky numbers & dream up future treasure hunts, all that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua celebrate a whole calendar of chaotic holidays, from Good Deeds Day to National Joseph Day, while trying very hard not to talk about taxes (they fail.). They debate pajama etiquette at work, officially claim World Voice Day, & then Joshua turns the Day Of The Mushroom into a full-blown sermon on lion's mane, turkey tail & shitake (consult your doctor, not these two.). Road trip follow ups bring sliding sleep setups & midnight pee strategies, truck trouble leads to car shopping & credit score philosophy, then the boys close with a Lego canyon, a horror blind box, a fortune cookie & fresh lucky numbers. All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua celebrate odd holidays, debate unicorns, and price out how much a legal name change is worth. Joshua returns with a week-long road trip tale featuring BLM camping, 35-mph tent slap, and a national parks sprint (Zion crowd report included.). There’s a Universal Monsters unboxing, an on-mic fortune, and a mysterious Easter egg hidden somewhere in the wild (bring boots.). All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua try to podcast through brain fog, wrangle seven very questionable “holidays,” and land in a full-tilt debate over DIY pride versus hiring a pro (feelings were had.). Ferrets get legal, horses get parked outside the bar, and nature gets roasted from the comfort of a couch (appropriate.). Both boys actually bring Fun Finds, then crack a fortune & spin fresh lucky numbers. All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua unbox The Mummy, run through the strangest world records ever broken, and debate the life choices of a man who literally ate a plane (don’t try that at home.). Holidays get weird, fortunes get personal, and somehow Ted Nougat makes an appearance. All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua kick off a nine-week blind box saga, confess a couple of life-altering cop stories, & debut a new way to pull fortunes with fresh lucky numbers (chaos contained.). All that & more! Enjoy the show! (workout optional.)

This week, Sean & Joshua crown a real-life “human lightning rod,” tour Sean’s freshly upgraded set, & wade into the messy world of cyber censorship (helmets on.). They timebox your workout, do the math on how much year is left, & tease a future deep dive on getting to the Moon (bring snacks.). Deadpool Funkos appear, a spicy trolley problem returns, & our final fortune hits harder than a thunderclap (feelings!). All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua celebrate six oddly specific holidays, doodle in honor of Cheese Doodle Day, and go deep on the meaning of their names (rankings included.). They myth-bust absinthe, debate whether AI art counts as “real,” and run another spicy Trial by Trolley (morals were harmed.). Plus a fallen LEGO saga, a Funko finale, and a fortune with fresh lucky numbers. All that & more! Enjoy the show!