Sorry For The Delay | EP.123 | March Secrets, Pet Peeves & Real Or Writer Room
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Seattle Cider Co. Guava & Citrus (imperial cider, 8.4%), Water
Joshua: Straightaway December Cosmo (vodka, lime juice, hibiscus, cardamom syrup, ginger), Coffee (Name Not Mentioned)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Frozen Lies”
-CHAT WITH US-
• March’s Dirty Little Secret
• Real Or Writer Room
• Numbers
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 EP.123 Intro, Glasses Prank & March Kickoff
0:03:45 What’s In Our Cup - December Cosmo, Coffee Kick & Guava Citrus Cider
0:08:02 Wacky Tube Men & Distracted Driving Debate
0:10:10 Rate My Pet Peeve - Viewer Submissions Begin
0:13:18 Speakerphone In Public - Sean’s Confession & Guantanamo Take
0:14:50 Kids In Restaurants - “Control Your Damn Kids” Rant
0:18:15 March’s Dirty Little Secret - March Trivia Warmups & Weird Traditions
0:30:49 AI Song Of The Week "Frozen Lies"
0:36:40 Real Or Writer Room - Headlines, Levels & Animal Crime Chaos
0:45:18 Numbers - Karaoke, Tires, Chopsticks & Toast Scales
0:59:00 New Merch Tease, Fun Finds, Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Sign-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “I might look a little bit different, but I'm the same person.” - Joshua committing to the fake-glasses bit.
• “I'm drinking a Cosmos, but this isn't a special Cosmo. This is December Cosmo.” - Joshua explaining why the holiday pack is still haunting March.
• “I am one of the people who talk on the speaker phone on my phone.” - Sean confessing the pet peeve he’s about to judge.
• “It's a goddamn nuisance and you should be like sent to like Guantanamo for it.” - Sean escalating speakerphone etiquette into a felony.
• “Someone bop that kid.” - Sean losing patience with kids running wild in restaurants.
• “I prefer to flick the bean, not throw the bean.” - Joshua responding to the ancient Rome bean tradition the only way he can.
• “I'm going so hot. I want it to peel like a lizard.” - Joshua describing his ideal shower temperature in body-horror poetry.
• “there is new merch coming out.” - Sean teasing a spring drop for next week.
• “I'm a collector. All right. I'm a collector of things.” - Sean drawing the hard line between collecting & hoarding.
• “You are absolutely right. And if you're listening, Sean got that right.” - Joshua announcing a rare trivia win like it’s breaking news.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You will soon meet a new lover. Also, you will soon need a new liver.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 11, 13, 35, 52, 61, 62
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Flocked Snoopy with Woodstock on the bowl, value find for $7.50 at the Funko store.
Joshua: Limited edition Superman Funko (2025 fall convention), a birthday gift from his brother.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 123 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 the boys dropped some fun trivia about
00:08
00:08 March. Turns out Sean knows very little
00:10
00:10 about the month. Joshua then asks Sean
00:13
00:13 to rate viewer pet peeves like talking
00:15
00:15 on your speaker phone in public. Sean
00:17
00:17 is guilty of this. The boys shout out
00:20
00:20 March birthdays and engage in a lively
00:22
00:22 game of real or writer room where Joshua
00:25
00:25 has to find what headline was a lie. All
00:28
00:28 that and more. Enjoy the show.
00:30
00:30 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:33
00:33 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:35
00:35 My name is Sean. I have no idea who the
00:38
00:38 [ __ ] this guy is. And this is episode
00:41
00:41 123. Uh hello, stranger. Who are you?
00:45
00:45 And would you like to introduce yourself
00:47
00:47 to the audience?
00:48
00:48 >> No. What are you talking about, Sean? I
00:49
00:49 might look a little bit different, but
00:50
00:50 I'm the same person.
00:52
00:52 >> I'm still Joshua on the outside and on
00:55
00:55 the inside.
00:56
00:56 >> Can't fool me, Superman. Can't fool me.
00:58
00:58 you're talking about over here. Um,
01:01
01:01 apparently,
01:03
01:03 you know, ever since the eye blow
01:05
01:05 incident,
01:06
01:06 >> Yeah.
01:06
01:06 >> I need glasses now.
01:08
01:08 >> Oh my god. So, did your vision get worse
01:10
01:10 or is this just a comment? Like, you
01:12
01:12 just went to get the checkup and they
01:13
01:13 were just like, "Oh, you need glasses."
01:15
01:15 You know?
01:16
01:16 >> No. I I I was walking down I was walking
01:18
01:18 through Walgreens the other day and I
01:20
01:20 was like, you know, let me put these
01:20
01:20 things on. And I put these glasses on
01:22
01:22 and they actually made my vision better.
01:25
01:25 >> So, you know what? I have decided
01:27
01:27 >> My god. to go above and beyond and self
01:30
01:30 diagnose.
01:31
01:31 And I'm just going to wear these glasses
01:34
01:34 for as long as I humanly possib. I'm
01:38
01:38 just going to wear these things.
01:39
01:39 >> Okay. All right. Well, I mean, hey, I'm
01:42
01:42 all about your health, man. I mean, if
01:43
01:43 that if this is helping you, then [ __ ]
01:45
01:45 it. We'll we'll ride with it. Just 123
01:48
01:48 episodes later, we've discovered that
01:50
01:50 you needed glasses. So, that's kind of,
01:52
01:52 you know, got to have a whole talk about
01:54
01:54 this after, but, you know, we'll we'll
01:56
01:56 work with it. We'll work with it. It's
01:57
01:57 fine.
01:59
01:59 >> You know, Sean, and everybody listening,
02:01
02:01 I'm just kidding, buddy. I don't need
02:03
02:03 glasses.
02:05
02:05 I don't need glasses.
02:06
02:06 >> I don't know because your eyes are now
02:08
02:08 squinty.
02:11
02:11 I don't know what I don't know what's
02:12
02:12 happening. I don't know what's
02:14
02:14 happening. It's March.
02:15
02:15 >> I I Yeah, I do not need glasses. And I'm
02:17
02:17 going to be honest, it got so hot right
02:19
02:19 now. The inside of these glasses are
02:22
02:22 fogged over. So, I if I had to wear
02:24
02:24 these during an episode, I would not be
02:27
02:27 able to see anything
02:28
02:28 >> by, you know, 10 minutes and 5 minutes
02:30
02:30 and I don't even know what number we're
02:31
02:31 at right now. Um, but yeah, dude, these
02:34
02:34 things are still these
02:35
02:35 >> these things are glossy. They're barely
02:37
02:37 starting to clear. I don't I don't know
02:38
02:38 how you defog glasses or there's
02:40
02:40 something they have for them, but
02:42
02:42 >> yeah, I that was three minutes in and uh
02:44
02:44 I already can't see through them. So,
02:47
02:47 >> so good luck to everybody wearing
02:49
02:49 glasses in Joshua's studio. Uh, good
02:51
02:51 luck on that one. But buddy, how else
02:53
02:53 are you doing this week? Uh, thanks for
02:55
02:55 that, uh, rope and go, you know, you
02:56
02:56 like that you like that? I thought we'd
02:58
02:58 make it fun. I mean, we just got into
02:60
02:60 March, right? It was March 3rd. So, uh,
03:02
03:02 you know, March is is is spring that
03:04
03:04 we're starting to kick things off. So,
03:06
03:06 >> yeah.
03:06
03:06 >> Uh, I'm doing good. I'm I feel like my
03:09
03:09 internal flower is starting to bloom.
03:12
03:12 Are those seeds that you plant that you
03:14
03:14 said didn't I think last episode you
03:16
03:16 were saying how the seeds just they they
03:17
03:17 are not going to work. Don't plant your
03:19
03:19 seed too soon. But it's March 3rd. I
03:21
03:21 think it's time to plant some seeds,
03:23
03:23 buddy.
03:24
03:24 >> Okay. All right. I mean, I'm not gonna
03:26
03:26 go off on another tangent, but yeah. I
03:28
03:28 mean, feel free. Plant your seed. Go on.
03:31
03:31 Do you you know, you do you. I ain't
03:33
03:33 judging, but uh you know, I'm glad
03:35
03:35 you're doing good. I'm glad you don't
03:36
03:36 need glasses. I'm glad everything's
03:37
03:37 working out. Uh what else are you doing
03:40
03:40 today? But what is in your cup this
03:41
03:41 week? Are you drinking anything
03:42
03:42 alongside those uh
03:45
03:45 >> I I actually am drinking
03:48
03:48 I I can't believe I still have this. Um,
03:50
03:50 I'm drinking a Cosmos, but this isn't
03:53
03:53 This is a special Cosmo. This is one.
03:56
03:56 This is December Cosmo. This is from the
04:01
04:01 December
04:02
04:02 Christmas pack. So, I got to I got to
04:06
04:06 continue to finish these things and and
04:08
04:08 uh I I don't know what else to say about
04:10
04:10 them, but it's got vodka, lime juice,
04:14
04:14 habiscus, and cardamon and syrup, and
04:16
04:16 ginger. So, it's a basic little
04:19
04:19 straightaway Cosmo. It's probably
04:21
04:21 nothing fancy, but yeah, Sean, that is
04:25
04:25 that that's [ __ ] what I got for what's
04:27
04:27 in my cup, dude.
04:28
04:28 >> Is that a 40enter, 50enter? What's that?
04:30
04:30 >> Oh, that's right. We always talk about
04:32
04:32 percentages on here. Sorry. I should
04:34
04:34 also say that I'm like kind of hopped up
04:36
04:36 on a bunch of coffee, too, right now.
04:37
04:37 >> He's still on that coffee kick. Still on
04:39
04:39 that kick. Yeah, I don't want to mention
04:41
04:41 it every single episode, but I am jacked
04:43
04:43 right now and I'm about to twist this
04:44
04:44 with some alcohol that's 40 proof and
04:47
04:47 it's going to get bananas. Just throwing
04:49
04:49 it out there. Banana. It's going to get
04:51
04:51 wild.
04:52
04:52 >> Banana banana. Yeah, it's going to get a
04:53
04:53 little banana. Uh, what do you got in
04:55
04:55 your cup? And and um
04:56
04:56 >> you don't even taste like
04:59
04:59 >> [ __ ] See, this is what happens when you
05:01
05:01 mix caffeine with alcohol and these two
05:04
05:04 guys. All right, I'll I'll taste it. I
05:06
05:06 told you to ginger and lime juice. I It
05:09
05:09 doesn't mean you tasted it. You're
05:10
05:10 finally Look at him taking a sip. Ah,
05:12
05:12 finally taking a sip.
05:14
05:14 >> All right, guys. I I Yeah. Yeah. It's It
05:16
05:16 tastes good. It's It's It's a Cosmo.
05:18
05:18 It's good.
05:19
05:19 >> Wonderful. I'm glad it tastes good.
05:21
05:21 [ __ ]
05:22
05:22 >> It tastes good.
05:24
05:24 >> It's going to be a fun one, man. It's
05:26
05:26 going to be good.
05:27
05:27 >> Oh [ __ ] All right. Well, you asked me
05:29
05:29 and I do have something in my hands here
05:31
05:31 as a being a cider connoisseur, buddy. I
05:33
05:33 have another Seattle Cider Co. This is
05:36
05:36 guava and citrus. I don't know if I've
05:38
05:38 ever shown this one off on the podcast
05:40
05:40 before. Guava and citrus. Another
05:41
05:41 Imperial 8.4. Let's open this bad boy
05:44
05:44 up.
05:46
05:46 Crispy. And uh right off the bat, smells
05:49
05:49 like guava, which is really nice. So, if
05:51
05:51 you're not a fan of guava, I don't
05:52
05:52 recommend this one, but it's smells
05:54
05:54 amazing.
05:56
05:56 >> Good.
05:57
05:57 >> Right.
05:59
05:59 >> Almost a little bit of a bubble gum uh
06:02
06:02 flavor to it. Guava can be kind of like
06:05
06:05 sweet in that realm, you know. But, uh,
06:07
06:07 it's pretty good. Real guava heavy. Uh,
06:10
06:10 a little bit citrusy, but not enough to
06:12
06:12 be like, "Oh, there's oranges in here,
06:13
06:13 you know." No, it's not like that. It's
06:15
06:15 more guava and apples mixed together.
06:17
06:17 So, highly recommend if you like guava.
06:19
06:19 So, delicious. Kind of reminds me of
06:20
06:20 like the Pog except uh not so citrus.
06:26
06:26 But yeah, that's what I'm drinking.
06:27
06:27 Cheers everybody. Putting it.
06:29
06:29 >> Cheers. And uh I have to ask, is that
06:30
06:30 your first drink from this evening? uh
06:33
06:33 of the night. Yeah. Yeah. Of the night.
06:35
06:35 It's my first drink. I've been drinking
06:37
06:37 water, buddy. I've been trying to
06:38
06:38 hydrate more. You know, my uh my
06:41
06:41 dehydration levels have gotten to an
06:43
06:43 all-time high recently, and I'm just
06:45
06:45 trying to, you know, you know, bring in
06:47
06:47 more water as as much as I can. And I do
06:49
06:49 have uh some more water in this cup over
06:51
06:51 here. So, that's what I'm drinking on
06:53
06:53 the side.
06:54
06:54 >> All right. While you sip on that, by the
06:56
06:56 way,
06:57
06:57 >> hey, well, while you sip on that, Sean,
06:59
06:59 before we get too deep in the episode, I
07:01
07:01 have to
07:02
07:02 >> I have to kick this off with a big shout
07:06
07:06 out to my younger brother.
07:08
07:08 >> He is turning 41
07:11
07:11 >> on March 6.
07:12
07:12 >> Ah, happy early birthday.
07:15
07:15 >> Yeah, look at that.
07:16
07:16 >> That's awesome.
07:17
07:17 >> 41 years old, man. 41 years on this
07:19
07:19 planet is pretty freaking wild. So,
07:22
07:22 happy birthday to my brother. And uh if
07:24
07:24 you also are a listener, somebody
07:26
07:26 watches us and you got a birthday in
07:28
07:28 March, too. Happy birthday to you, too.
07:29
07:29 >> Yeah. Happy birthday. You know, birthday
07:31
07:31 celebrations all around, baby. March,
07:33
07:33 the year of the birthday. I love it.
07:35
07:35 >> Yeah. Cheers. Cheers to everybody in the
07:37
07:37 chat. Happy birthday. Yeah. Cheers
07:39
07:39 everybody and happy birthdays. We love
07:41
07:41 you. Thank you for watching. Thank you
07:42
07:42 for listening.
07:44
07:44 >> Goodbye. Go to the website, buy some
07:45
07:45 merch. As Sean always says,
07:47
07:47 >> that's it. We're done. See you later.
07:48
07:48 >> That's it. Yeah. Joshua's wearing
07:50
07:50 Joshua's wearing glasses. He's he's
07:53
07:53 forget about
07:53
07:53 >> this whole episode is just it's been
07:55
07:55 it's been chaotic to even start. So,
07:57
07:57 it's it's random. Uh and just I want to
07:59
07:59 add to that random Joshua. I had a
08:02
08:02 thought
08:02
08:02 >> the other day at work and I was thinking
08:05
08:05 to myself,
08:06
08:06 >> wacky inflatable tube men.
08:09
08:09 >> You know these things, Joshua? The
08:10
08:10 things that are like
08:11
08:11 >> inflatable tube,
08:13
08:13 >> right? Wacky inflatable tubemen. those
08:15
08:15 things that are on the side of roads
08:17
08:17 that supposed to draw you in, right?
08:20
08:20 >> Yeah.
08:20
08:20 >> Are they doing anything, Joshua? Are
08:22
08:22 they really drawing people into these
08:24
08:24 places? The The reason I say that is
08:28
08:28 because I don't think I've ever had a
08:30
08:30 moment where I looked at one of those
08:31
08:31 tube men and I was like, you know what?
08:35
08:35 I do need a mattress, you know? Like, I
08:37
08:37 do need that used car, right? Like, are
08:42
08:42 am I wrong here, buddy? Are you the
08:44
08:44 person who they're titling that to? Like
08:46
08:46 they're they're catering that to. Is
08:47
08:47 that you? Are you that person?
08:49
08:49 >> I think the only people they're trying
08:51
08:51 to uh um help out as the insurance
08:53
08:53 company cuz they're so [ __ ] damn
08:54
08:54 distracting. Um they're probably causing
08:57
08:57 more car accidents than they are
08:59
08:59 generating sales and and uh people
09:01
09:01 coming in the door.
09:02
09:02 >> You think Okay, so you think they're
09:04
09:04 more distracting then? Because it I
09:06
09:06 don't even think that they are
09:07
09:07 distracting at all. Like I barely even
09:09
09:09 recognize them until I drive past like
09:12
09:12 I'm talking like directly past them.
09:13
09:13 Like I don't even think they're that
09:15
09:15 distracting. I just think nobody is like
09:17
09:17 looking at them and being like I need to
09:19
09:19 shop. So it's just I don't know. I don't
09:23
09:23 know who that's for. Like it just seems
09:24
09:24 like if you're anybody I mean see here's
09:27
09:27 the thing. When I drive I notice
09:28
09:28 everything. I I dodged a snail the other
09:31
09:31 day cuz it got in my like like I saw
09:34
09:34 that little guy coming. I was like hey
09:36
09:36 Joshua he literally had a voice. Hey,
09:38
09:38 you know, it sounded just like mine.
09:39
09:39 Hear it? Hey, Joshua.
09:42
09:42 And I was like, "Fuck, dude. Can't kill
09:44
09:44 this little thing." So, I swerved and
09:46
09:46 then his buddy the squirrel came out and
09:48
09:48 then I got dodge the squirrel. So, you
09:51
09:51 throw the the the the the guy with the
09:53
09:53 balloon arms out there and I I the
09:55
09:55 insurance companies get my money.
09:56
09:56 >> Okay. All right. So, you are the one
09:58
09:58 that they're catering towards then.
09:60
09:60 Okay, that makes sense now. Makes sense.
10:02
10:02 >> I definitely could be a distracted
10:03
10:03 driver. I mean, maybe we can lump that
10:05
10:05 in with the next kind of before we get
10:08
10:08 into the chat with the section. Sure.
10:09
10:09 >> In a
10:10
10:10 >> in a new little segment called Rate My
10:13
10:13 Pet Peve, Sean, brand new one.
10:16
10:16 >> This is three weeks in a row we've
10:17
10:17 talked about pet peeves.
10:19
10:19 >> No, this one's different though. This
10:20
10:20 one's
10:20
10:20 >> This one's different. Oh,
10:21
10:21 >> and this one's unique because this is
10:24
10:24 the rate my pet peeve, the viewer
10:26
10:26 submission edition.
10:27
10:27 >> Viewer submission edition. That rolls
10:30
10:30 off the tongue real well.
10:31
10:31 >> You like that? Like I thought you like
10:33
10:33 that.
10:34
10:34 >> Sometimes what's you know I don't need
10:37
10:37 the glasses to think you you know what I
10:38
10:38 mean like I can get past the glasses. Um
10:42
10:42 but what I want you to do is I want you
10:45
10:45 to rate these pet peeves and I do I
10:49
10:49 >> this shouldn't sway you in any way Sean
10:51
10:51 >> but because these are
10:53
10:53 >> swayed you know
10:54
10:54 >> I mean because these are viewer
10:56
10:56 submissions
10:57
10:57 >> okay
10:57
10:57 >> I don't want you to hold back. I don't
10:59
10:59 want you to make this a rated PG when it
11:02
11:02 could be a rated R situation.
11:05
11:05 >> I mean, I'm one of genuine quality when
11:08
11:08 I come on this show, you know? I don't
11:09
11:09 think I've ever held back my punches
11:11
11:11 unless it was something racist. So,
11:13
11:13 there's that.
11:15
11:15 >> Rate rate these as if they're your own
11:17
11:17 children and you have no problem
11:19
11:19 disciplining them at all.
11:22
11:22 >> We'll do.
11:23
11:23 >> I want I want you to rate it as such.
11:26
11:26 Okay.
11:27
11:27 >> Mhm.
11:27
11:27 >> All right. Here's your first one. Got a
11:30
11:30 few of these. Let me know when you want
11:31
11:31 me to stop.
11:32
11:32 >> Okay.
11:33
11:33 >> Sean,
11:34
11:34 how are you when it comes to sloppy
11:39
11:39 burgers and sandwiches? Do you think? Is
11:42
11:42 that a pet peeve of yours?
11:44
11:44 >> Not at all. No. Hell no. I love me a
11:46
11:46 sloppy joe. I love me a smash burger
11:49
11:49 where it's like dripping the juice on
11:51
11:51 me. Like, I love that [ __ ] man. Give me
11:54
11:54 that any day of the week. Like I'll eat
11:56
11:56 seafood boil with my hands, my grubby
11:58
11:58 little mitts, you know. I'll I'll eat
11:60
12:00 anything messy as long as it tastes
12:02
12:02 good. You know, I think a few months
12:04
12:04 back we had an episode about um just
12:06
12:06 food in general and it being if it's
12:09
12:09 worth your time, if it's delicious and
12:11
12:11 money, and if it's delicious, I'm going
12:13
12:13 to eat it. If if if I have to get dirty
12:15
12:15 about it, then I'm going to get dirty.
12:17
12:17 So, I'm all for it. I'm all for it. I
12:19
12:19 give that a 10 out of 10, buddy. 10 out
12:21
12:21 of 10. I
12:21
12:21 >> I I have to ask you because your mouth
12:22
12:22 is kind of big. Do you think you have
12:24
12:24 you think you kind of got like a little
12:26
12:26 you know cuz you're also tall so your
12:29
12:29 mouth is kind of big. You think you it
12:30
12:30 isn't as sloppy say for your mouth as it
12:33
12:33 would be for mine.
12:34
12:34 >> Yeah. You got a time now.
12:37
12:37 >> So yeah I I guess yeah it would be I
12:40
12:40 guess it would be less sloppy because I
12:41
12:41 could fit more in it, you know. And you
12:43
12:43 like if I shove my meat in your mouth,
12:45
12:45 Joshua, my meat's going all over the
12:46
12:46 sides of your cheeks and stuff, right?
12:48
12:48 We didn't, you know, we haven't even hit
12:51
12:51 the halfway mark and you're talking
12:52
12:52 about meat.
12:53
12:53 >> You want you wanted the genuine
12:55
12:55 conversation, buddy. And I'm giving you
12:57
12:57 a realistic thing. If I gave you my
12:59
12:59 burger meat
12:60
12:60 >> and you put it in your mouth, it would
13:02
13:02 hit the sides of your mouth, right? If I
13:04
13:04 had my own meat in my mouth, it would it
13:06
13:06 would just go fully into my mouth,
13:08
13:08 right? Like I would there would be
13:10
13:10 nothing hitting my cheeks.
13:11
13:11 >> So, bigger mouth wins situation.
13:14
13:14 >> All right. I got I got another one.
13:16
13:16 Okay. Sure. All right. Let me know.
13:18
13:18 >> How about How much does this bother you
13:20
13:20 right here? How about people talking on
13:23
13:23 their on their speaker phone on their
13:25
13:25 phone in public?
13:27
13:27 >> I mean, we live in an age where you
13:28
13:28 could put the little thing in your ear,
13:29
13:29 the Bluetooth, and you can have that
13:31
13:31 conversation just kind of tucked into
13:34
13:34 the air.
13:36
13:36 >> Does this bother you?
13:37
13:37 >> No, it doesn't. Because uh you
13:40
13:40 controversial take here. I am one of the
13:42
13:42 people who talk on the speaker phone uh
13:44
13:44 on my phone. Hear me out. Hear me out.
13:48
13:48 The only reason I do that is because my
13:50
13:50 [ __ ] speaker on my phone, the actual
13:53
13:53 one that you hold it up to your ear,
13:55
13:55 right, that one doesn't work anymore.
13:56
13:56 So, I can't hear anybody when someone
13:58
13:58 calls me. So, I have to put it on
13:60
13:60 speaker phone. And I don't have a pair
14:02
14:02 of headphones with me at all [ __ ]
14:04
14:04 times. But, I will say I am very
14:07
14:07 conscious about when I am talking on a
14:10
14:10 phone in public. Like, I will I will not
14:13
14:13 speak super loudly and aggressively.
14:15
14:15 I'll speak in my normal voice and I'll
14:17
14:17 just kind of keep the phone near me so
14:19
14:19 like I don't have to yell at anybody,
14:20
14:20 right? And I'll keep it like close to my
14:22
14:22 ear so I can hear. So I'm very very
14:24
14:24 conscious about what I'm doing when I'm
14:26
14:26 doing that. Uh but if people are being
14:28
14:28 outrageous with it, it's a nuisance.
14:30
14:30 It's a goddamn nuisance and you should
14:32
14:32 be like sent to like Guantanamo for it.
14:35
14:35 So
14:35
14:35 >> Jesus,
14:36
14:36 >> that's that's where I stand on it.
14:38
14:38 >> But I do
14:39
14:39 >> partake in it.
14:41
14:41 >> Okay. Can I give you one more?
14:42
14:42 >> Of course.
14:43
14:43 >> Give you one more.
14:44
14:44 >> I like this.
14:45
14:45 How about
14:46
14:46 >> how about parents again?
14:51
14:51 >> Be be honest.
14:53
14:53 >> How about parents that don't have their
14:56
14:56 kids under control while in a
14:58
14:58 restaurant, a public space?
14:60
14:60 >> God, that that annoys the [ __ ] out of
15:02
15:02 me. If you could put that on a list of
15:03
15:03 things, that is probably up there. That
15:06
15:06 may be the top thing to be honest. Like
15:10
15:10 I think Joshua already knows that, which
15:11
15:11 is why he wanted to bring this up. It's
15:13
15:13 like when you go to especially a
15:15
15:15 restaurant, let's say you go like
15:17
15:17 granted if I'm in a Chuck-E-Cheese, it's
15:18
15:18 a [ __ ] Chuck-E-Cheese. Like [ __ ]
15:20
15:20 let your kid do whatever they [ __ ]
15:21
15:21 want. But if you're going to like a nice
15:23
15:23 restaurant, and I'm going to equate nice
15:25
15:25 here very very I don't know, let's say
15:28
15:28 you're going to a cheesecake factory,
15:30
15:30 right? You know, not a high-end
15:32
15:32 establishment, but a place where you're
15:34
15:34 going to spend money and your child is
15:37
15:37 running around. Someone bop that kid.
15:39
15:39 Someone bop that kid. lovingly bop that
15:42
15:42 kid on the noggin and tell him to sit
15:45
15:45 down. Him or her. I don't care. Have him
15:47
15:47 sit down cuz that's not okay. Control
15:50
15:50 your damn kids. Control your [ __ ]
15:52
15:52 kids.
15:54
15:54 Okay. All right. I felt I feel like I
15:56
15:56 had to listen to you with on.
16:01
16:01 >> I feel like I I heard you better wearing
16:03
16:03 those. I don't know why. Just maybe the
16:05
16:05 >> A restaurant is not a playground. I just
16:07
16:07 want to put that out there. A restaurant
16:08
16:08 is not a playground. It is a place of
16:12
16:12 food establishment where you eat food.
16:14
16:14 You don't [ __ ] run around. Get your
16:16
16:16 kids. Control them.
16:18
16:18 >> Okay. That's And that's why they created
16:20
16:20 Chuck-E-Cheese, right? Or the bounce
16:21
16:21 houses at McDonald's places.
16:24
16:24 >> Okay.
16:25
16:25 >> That goes along with people who bring
16:26
16:26 their kids to bars, Joshua. If you bring
16:28
16:28 your [ __ ] kid to a bar, there is no
16:31
16:31 reason to do that. Your child should not
16:33
16:33 be in a bar. For the love of God, do not
16:36
16:36 bring your kids to bars. Like,
16:37
16:37 >> I know, man.
16:38
16:38 >> Come on.
16:39
16:39 But what what if that's that that
16:43
16:43 bartender who's doesn't drink alcohol no
16:45
16:45 more, like say they're like clean and
16:46
16:46 sober, it gives him a reason to make his
16:48
16:48 best non-alcoholic drinks. He caters to
16:51
16:51 the younger a like like now you could be
16:54
16:54 robbing.
16:55
16:55 >> Yeah.
16:55
16:55 >> No, no,
16:57
16:57 >> no. Not at all.
16:59
16:59 >> There's really good non-alcoholic drinks
17:01
17:01 out there, man. You're
17:01
17:01 >> I'm not saying that there isn't. I'm
17:04
17:04 just saying in a 21 and over
17:06
17:06 establishment and you still bring your
17:07
17:07 [ __ ] kid in, you look terrible as a
17:10
17:10 parent. That is not okay.
17:13
17:13 >> Yeah. I mean, even worse if you're
17:15
17:15 pregnant, too. That would probably be
17:16
17:16 like that.
17:17
17:17 >> Well, no. If you're pregnant, no, that's
17:19
17:19 different because maybe you're there
17:20
17:20 with your husband or your boyfriend or
17:21
17:21 your aunt or your uncle, I don't know, a
17:23
17:23 family member, right? And you're at a
17:25
17:25 bar. It doesn't That's not That's
17:26
17:26 different. It's weirder if you start
17:28
17:28 drinking.
17:29
17:29 >> You didn't think that that's what I was
17:32
17:32 talking about? No, it's not.
17:36
17:36 >> No, cuz I was saying if they come into
17:38
17:38 the bar, I was mentioning if if they
17:39
17:39 were coming into the bar, it's like take
17:41
17:41 your kids out. But if the pregnant woman
17:43
17:43 is bringing if they're just bringing
17:45
17:45 themsel and that's not weird. It's Yeah.
17:47
17:47 If they're drinking, it's weird.
17:49
17:49 >> That's where the line is, you know?
17:50
17:50 That's where the [ __ ] line is.
17:53
17:53 >> All right. [ __ ] God. I I This is the
17:56
17:56 point. We got to get you riled up, man.
17:59
17:59 You know, before we got on, Sean said he
18:01
18:01 was sleeping. I was not going to let
18:02
18:02 this man fall asleep.
18:03
18:03 >> He definitely woke me
18:04
18:04 >> in front of me or or in your ears at
18:06
18:06 all. Like if you're just listening, I
18:07
18:07 was not going to let Sean fall asleep.
18:09
18:09 Wasn't wasn't
18:10
18:10 >> You woke me up. All right. My nipples
18:11
18:11 are hard. I can cut diamonds.
18:13
18:13 >> All right. Well, if you're ready to move
18:14
18:14 on, we can move to the chat with us.
18:15
18:15 >> Let's [ __ ] move on. Let's get it.
18:17
18:17 Let's get the chat with us section. Uh
18:18
18:18 for those of you, if this is your first
18:20
18:20 time listening to us, we're usually not
18:21
18:21 this aggressive. I'll tell you that
18:23
18:23 right now. But the chat with the section
18:24
18:24 is uh what we're going to talk about for
18:26
18:26 the week. And they are as followed with
18:28
18:28 these topics. uh March's dirty little
18:31
18:31 secret. That's topic number one.
18:33
18:33 >> Oh yeah.
18:33
18:33 >> Uh topic number two is real or writer
18:36
18:36 room. And then the final topic is a
18:40
18:40 topic called numbers. I believe that is
18:42
18:42 a segment that we're bringing back.
18:44
18:44 >> So that's always fun.
18:45
18:45 >> We like numbers.
18:45
18:45 >> Bring back stuff.
18:47
18:47 >> Yeah, I love numbers. Uh but buddy, what
18:49
18:49 is this uh what's this first one you got
18:50
18:50 for us?
18:51
18:51 >> All right. March's dirty little secret.
18:54
18:54 All right, Sean. So, we're in the we
18:56
18:56 have just moved in to March, March 3rd.
18:59
18:59 And this, like I said earlier, this is
19:01
19:01 supposed to be the month of bloom. This
19:03
19:03 is supposed to be the the month where
19:06
19:06 you just spread your wings and so much
19:09
19:09 of you opens up that you're just able
19:10
19:10 just to bring even more inside, right?
19:13
19:13 Um, so in order to understand March a
19:16
19:16 little better, I have some trivia
19:19
19:19 questions for you. I've also, you know,
19:22
19:22 again, I love trivia even though I
19:24
19:24 haven't been going the last few weeks. I
19:25
19:25 feel bad because I really do love
19:26
19:26 trivia. So, I thought I'd bring it to
19:27
19:27 the show and uh offer up some March
19:31
19:31 trivia. Some dirty little secrets of
19:32
19:32 March.
19:33
19:33 >> All right, I'm ready. I'm always up for
19:35
19:35 the trivia even though I am the worst at
19:37
19:37 it. I have a very
19:39
19:39 >> That's totally fine because these are
19:42
19:42 these first three are going to be
19:43
19:43 warm-ups. This is to ease you in to the
19:46
19:46 month of March. Three days in. I got
19:48
19:48 three questions.
19:49
19:49 >> All right. All right. Okay. You ready?
19:51
19:51 Do you need to take a sip before that?
19:52
19:52 Do you I'm ready. I'm good.
19:53
19:53 >> To lubricate before we start.
19:55
19:55 >> I'm good. I'm ready. Lubricate it up.
19:58
19:58 I'm ready.
19:58
19:58 >> All right, Sean. Here we go. All right.
20:00
20:00 So, your first warm-up question, Sean.
20:03
20:03 >> March is named after which Roman god?
20:06
20:06 And these are multiple choice, so I can
20:08
20:08 I can ramble off or unless you just
20:09
20:09 Yeah, multiple choice.
20:10
20:10 >> No, give me give me multiple choices
20:12
20:12 because I [ __ ] me, dude. March.
20:16
20:16 >> Once again. Once again. March is named
20:18
20:18 after which Roman god? A Jupiter, B
20:21
20:21 Apollo, C Mars, or D Hermes?
20:27
20:27 >> O, uh,
20:29
20:29 let's go with uh, can I get Mars for
20:33
20:33 300.
20:35
20:35 >> You are absolutely right. And if you're
20:37
20:37 listening, Sean got that right.
20:39
20:39 >> Mars, you probably got it right, too,
20:40
20:40 cuz again, these are warm-up questions.
20:42
20:42 These these are not supposed to hurt the
20:44
20:44 brain yet. It did hurt my brain though,
20:47
20:47 Joshua. I I just went with whatever one
20:49
20:49 had the letter M in it.
20:52
20:52 >> Okay. All right. It worked. Letter C.
20:53
20:53 I've heard if on the SAT test if you
20:55
20:55 click if you uh pick C, if you don't
20:57
20:57 know, you're like what? It's like a 40%
21:01
21:01 chance you're going to be right or some
21:02
21:02 [ __ ] could be wrong. Is
21:02
21:02 >> that how that works?
21:03
21:03 >> Fact check that. Put in the chat.
21:06
21:06 >> All right. Number two. Sean, are you
21:07
21:07 ready? I'm puckered up.
21:09
21:09 >> I'm puckered up.
21:10
21:10 >> Number two.
21:11
21:11 >> Which flower is traditionally associated
21:13
21:13 with March? A, the rose. B, the
21:18
21:18 daffodil.
21:20
21:20 >> C, t two lips. Yes, I said it. Two lips,
21:22
21:22 not tulip.
21:24
21:24 >> Or D, sunflower.
21:28
21:28 >> Okay. You didn't say fourleaf clover.
21:29
21:29 And that would be the one that I would,
21:31
21:31 you know, put on that list. Uh, but I
21:33
21:33 really want to say it's two lips.
21:36
21:36 >> Hm. Two lips.
21:38
21:38 >> Two lips. Is it two lips?
21:41
21:41 >> You and I together have four lips. So
21:44
21:44 >> would not be You're assuming. I don't
21:46
21:46 have another set. Hang on.
21:48
21:48 >> You're right. I'm sorry. My bad. I did
21:50
21:50 not mean to make assumptions.
21:52
21:52 >> Do not assume what lips extra pair of
21:54
21:54 lips I got.
21:55
21:55 >> So it's wrong. Two lips.
21:57
21:57 >> So yeah, you're you are incredibly
21:58
21:58 wrong. You are so far freaking wrong.
22:01
22:01 >> Is it daffodil?
22:02
22:02 >> Actually daffodil.
22:04
22:04 >> Oh, okay. That would have been my second
22:05
22:05 choice then. Yeah. It just it seems like
22:07
22:07 a weird flower to be like associated
22:09
22:09 with March because that's not the flower
22:11
22:11 I would associate with March. Okay,
22:13
22:13 that's fine. That's fine. Again, it's a
22:15
22:15 warm up. Okay. Your last warm-up
22:17
22:17 question and you're stretched. You're
22:18
22:18 going to be ready for the final and
22:20
22:20 actual questions after this.
22:22
22:22 >> All right. Wait, what?
22:24
22:24 >> Yeah, just a Oh, you've been saying
22:27
22:27 they're the warm-up questions, and I was
22:28
22:28 like I was like, "Oh, yeah, that's cool.
22:30
22:30 That's cool." And then it just hit me
22:32
22:32 that these are just the easy questions.
22:33
22:33 Oh, god. And I've already gotten one
22:35
22:35 wrong.
22:36
22:36 >> I I'm enga I'm engaging your mind in the
22:38
22:38 thought of March at this point. This is
22:40
22:40 I'm trying to get you spring ready. The
22:43
22:43 opening your seed. I'm watering you is
22:44
22:44 what I'm doing right now.
22:45
22:45 >> You're opening my seed is
22:48
22:48 whatever. I don't know, dude.
22:51
22:51 >> Don't quote me. [ __ ] [ __ ] just comes
22:54
22:54 out of my mouth sometimes. All right.
22:55
22:55 Number three.
22:56
22:56 >> Yeah.
22:57
22:57 >> Which holiday is famously
22:60
22:60 You let me You let me finish this.
23:02
23:02 >> Yeah, you can finish me in my seat.
23:04
23:04 >> All right. Jesus. And which holiday is
23:07
23:07 famously celebrated on March 17th?
23:11
23:11 >> Oh, that's I guess.
23:12
23:12 >> Okay. Okay. All right. Day. Yeah. St.
23:15
23:15 Pat.
23:15
23:15 >> Okay. You got it. You got it. All right.
23:17
23:17 >> All right. That was a good one. That was
23:18
23:18 good.
23:18
23:18 >> Warm up.
23:19
23:19 >> Okay. All right. So, are Okay. Do you
23:21
23:21 feel like like I've dusted you enough
23:25
23:25 with with these warm-up questions?
23:27
23:27 >> Yeah, I feel I feel dusted.
23:31
23:31 >> Dusted.
23:34
23:34 the opposite of like moisturize. I don't
23:37
23:37 even know what it's like. Where am I
23:38
23:38 going with these?
23:42
23:42 >> All right. All right. Let's hit it.
23:43
23:43 Okay. Actual questions. These are worth
23:46
23:46 >> real prizes.
23:47
23:47 >> Real prizes. Oh [ __ ] Okay. I'm ready.
23:49
23:49 >> Real prizes. Tell you the end.
23:51
23:51 >> Real prizes.
23:52
23:52 >> All right. Hold on. Hold on.
23:54
23:54 >> No. I got to hold on. He's Oh my god.
23:56
23:56 He's put on his glasses again,
23:58
23:58 everybody. He's He's a whole different
23:60
24:00 person. I'm pretty sure he needs these.
24:02
24:02 >> Hold on. Okay, let's get It's hard to
24:04
24:04 read. Okay. All right.
24:07
24:07 >> It's hard to read. Put the glasses on.
24:11
24:11 It's getting foggy. Let me get this out,
24:13
24:13 dude. I can't see. Sorry. Sorry. It's
24:15
24:15 getting hot.
24:15
24:15 >> All right. Go for it.
24:17
24:17 >> What strange tradition did ancient
24:20
24:20 Romans practice on March 1st?
24:23
24:23 >> Again, these are harder. These are meant
24:25
24:25 to be harder. Sean,
24:27
24:27 >> here we go. Here's your multiple choice.
24:29
24:29 A. Throwing beans at strangers. B, [ __ ]
24:33
24:33 >> swapping clothes with their pets. C,
24:37
24:37 knocking on doors to chase away ghosts.
24:39
24:39 Or D,
24:40
24:40 >> giving gifts to their enemies.
24:43
24:43 >> Oh, what the [ __ ] All of these ones are
24:46
24:46 so [ __ ] weird, dude.
24:48
24:48 >> All of these are are weird. And I I
24:51
24:51 guess I'm going to go with the weirdest
24:52
24:52 one. Uh, knocking on doors for chasing
24:55
24:55 away ghosts.
24:57
24:57 >> Nope, you're wrong. It's actually
24:58
24:58 throwing beans at strangers. That that
25:00
25:00 was the second weirdest one. Okay. The
25:03
25:03 [ __ ] is wrong with people? What is this
25:05
25:05 [ __ ]
25:06
25:06 >> You know, it's ancient Rome, you know,
25:08
25:08 whatever, man. They I mean, you would
25:09
25:09 think that that that food was kind of a
25:11
25:11 thing. Like they would just throw beans,
25:13
25:13 >> right? Wouldn't you want to eat the
25:14
25:14 beans, you know, keep that [ __ ] safe?
25:17
25:17 >> Like,
25:17
25:17 >> I mean, it's kind of weird because in
25:18
25:18 doing this, they believe that beans
25:20
25:20 warded off evil spirits. So, it's kind
25:22
25:22 of like, why would it not be C, you
25:24
25:24 know, Chase?
25:25
25:25 >> Should we be throwing beans on each
25:26
25:26 other, Joshua? Should we be throwing the
25:28
25:28 beans on each other?
25:30
25:30 >> I I prefer to flick the bean, not throw
25:32
25:32 the bean. Okay. If I'm doing anything to
25:34
25:34 a bean,
25:35
25:35 >> I'm flicking it.
25:35
25:35 >> I mean, I don't I don't blame you, but
25:37
25:37 yeah, I guess. So, I'm going to throw my
25:39
25:39 beans on you next time I see you. I'm
25:40
25:40 going flick my bean on your face.
25:44
25:44 >> Perfect. All right, we'll go with that.
25:46
25:46 All right, next question. Our next
25:47
25:47 truth. Yeah, we got a question.
25:49
25:49 >> Uh, what odd superstition was once tied
25:53
25:53 to March birthdays?
25:56
25:56 A, you'd grow an extra tooth. B, you'd
26:01
26:01 be able to talk to fish. C, you'd be
26:04
26:04 lucky but stubborn. D, you'd sneeze
26:08
26:08 every full moon.
26:10
26:10 >> Uh,
26:12
26:12 if it's not C and it's one of the other
26:14
26:14 ones, that's [ __ ] weird. I'm going
26:17
26:17 with C. Final answer.
26:18
26:18 >> Good job, buddy. Good job.
26:20
26:20 >> All right. Okay. Good. Because all the
26:21
26:21 other ones just seemed a little too far
26:23
26:23 out of left field. So, all right.
26:26
26:26 >> There you go. Good job. Good job. Okay,
26:28
26:28 you got you got one of the two, right,
26:29
26:29 of the actual questions.
26:31
26:31 >> Yeah. Yeah. Look at me.
26:32
26:32 >> We got a few more here. Okay.
26:34
26:34 >> What strange March tradition existed in
26:38
26:38 the 18th century?
26:41
26:41 A eating onions for courage? B throwing
26:46
26:46 shoes for luck. C. Washing your face in
26:50
26:50 morning dew. or D, whispering to cows.
26:58
26:58 >> Whispering to cows is crazy. I like
27:00
27:00 that.
27:02
27:02 Uh, I'm going to say C though again,
27:05
27:05 Joshua. I'm going to go with C again.
27:07
27:07 >> Okay. See, you're absolutely right. And
27:09
27:09 when I read this,
27:11
27:11 >> washing your face with morning dude,
27:13
27:13 that that I mean, as long as you're not
27:15
27:15 grabbing that dew off of a poison oak
27:16
27:16 bush.
27:17
27:17 >> Yeah, that sounds lovely, right? It
27:19
27:19 sounds nice.
27:20
27:20 >> I could tell that right now. this some
27:22
27:22 morning dew. You know that that sounds
27:24
27:24 beautiful, man. I If I was a snake oil
27:26
27:26 salesman, I would bottle that morning
27:28
27:28 dew and sell the hell out of that [ __ ]
27:31
27:31 >> You know, I wonder if they did. That
27:34
27:34 seems like a a history lesson we need to
27:36
27:36 find out because it feels right. You
27:38
27:38 know, it feels
27:39
27:39 >> right
27:39
27:39 >> like somebody did that. And if not,
27:42
27:42 maybe we do that.
27:43
27:43 >> I think I think so, too. I think so,
27:45
27:45 too. All right. Uh, two more. Here we
27:47
27:47 go. What slightly scandalous nickname
27:51
27:51 did medieval folk
27:54
27:54 give March? Folks, folks, there we go.
27:56
27:56 Folks give March. Sorry, [ __ ] that up.
27:58
27:58 >> Okay.
27:59
27:59 >> Um, A, the flirting month, B, the
28:04
28:04 thirsty season, C, the wiggly weeks, or
28:09
28:09 D,
28:10
28:10 >> wiggly weeks,
28:11
28:11 >> the naughty Fortnite.
28:15
28:15 I want wiggly weeks, please. Because
28:17
28:17 that that just makes me happy.
28:20
28:20 >> Oh [ __ ] Well, you couldn't be more
28:22
28:22 wrong. It's actually a flirting uh the
28:25
28:25 flirting moon. And because spring
28:27
28:27 hormones plus longer days equals people
28:31
28:31 acting bold, so people are feisty.
28:33
28:33 >> Oh, people are ravenous. Okay. All
28:35
28:35 right. I feel that. Makes sense.
28:37
28:37 >> People get a little feisty around this
28:39
28:39 time of the year. And I can relate. Get
28:40
28:40 a little feisty, man.
28:41
28:41 >> Geez. All right. For the last one. Here
28:43
28:43 we go. You I I really hope you're ready
28:45
28:45 for this, Sean, because
28:46
28:46 >> I'm ready.
28:47
28:47 >> We've come all this way to get to the
28:49
28:49 final trivia question, and this is for
28:53
28:53 1,000 points.
28:55
28:55 >> Okay, 1,000 points. Holy [ __ ] All
28:56
28:56 right, let me sit up in my chair a
28:58
28:58 little bit. Hang on, everybody. All
28:59
28:59 right, I'm ready.
29:00
29:00 >> Get ready. All right. March was once
29:03
29:03 considered the real start of the year.
29:06
29:06 Why?
29:09
29:09 >> Why? I don't get multiple choices.
29:11
29:11 >> Why? Okay.
29:13
29:13 >> Okay. No, no, I'm giving you I'm No, I'm
29:14
29:14 just letting that sink in. The why
29:16
29:16 because there's this is a hard, you
29:17
29:17 know, it's like why? So, there's there's
29:19
29:19 more thought that goes into this final
29:20
29:20 question.
29:21
29:21 >> All right. So, A, people were too hung
29:24
29:24 over in January.
29:25
29:25 >> B, spring felt more like a fresh start.
29:30
29:30 C, calendars were invented in March. Or
29:35
29:35 D, winter was too depressing.
29:38
29:38 >> Okay.
29:40
29:40 All right. Well, I don't think calendars
29:43
29:43 were invented in March. That just seems
29:45
29:45 wrong to me. But I want to say it's B,
29:49
29:49 the one before that one.
29:52
29:52 >> Okay, final answer.
29:53
29:53 >> Final answer
29:54
29:54 >> for 1,000 points.
29:55
29:55 >> For 1,000 points.
29:56
29:56 >> Okay, Sean, you have just earned
29:58
29:58 yourself 1,000 points cuz B is
30:01
30:01 absolutely correct.
30:03
30:03 >> Great job, my man. Great job.
30:07
30:07 >> The academy again. And apparently the
30:10
30:10 ancient cultures preferred um it's
30:12
30:12 starting because this is when
30:13
30:13 everything's actually coming alive
30:15
30:15 instead of in winter, you know, when
30:16
30:16 everything's like dead. Like why start
30:17
30:17 something in winter and you can start it
30:19
30:19 in the spring,
30:20
30:20 >> which I am I'm on board. I think the
30:23
30:23 ancients had it right when it comes to
30:25
30:25 this. And I don't know who [ __ ] up our
30:26
30:26 calendar, but I could totally get on
30:28
30:28 board with March being the new January
30:31
30:31 because this is when all of us feel
30:33
30:33 alive. And I think this is when all of
30:35
30:35 us need to sit back and maybe enjoy a
30:38
30:38 little bit of music at some point, you
30:40
30:40 know, turn the radio up.
30:42
30:42 >> What a great transition, Joshua. Oh my
30:44
30:44 god. Yeah, we can do that. Let's head on
30:46
30:46 over to the uh the AI song for the week.
30:49
30:49 This is a Joshua uh song. Uh buddy, do
30:52
30:52 you want to introduce it maybe with a
30:54
30:54 title or what?
30:55
30:55 >> Okay. Yeah. Uh there is a title and I
30:58
30:58 did not write it down. Uh I believe it's
31:00
31:00 called Frozen Lies if I'm not mistaken.
31:03
31:03 100%. That is what it's called. Yes.
31:05
31:05 >> Frozen lies. Hey, the uh Cosmo's
31:07
31:07 working. Um so yeah, uh the inspiration
31:10
31:10 for this song was to do something a
31:12
31:12 little bit different. I dropped the ball
31:14
31:14 last week. I lay I put it all on Sean.
31:16
31:16 He dusted off an old track, you know, an
31:19
31:19 AI track that wasn't even ready. It
31:20
31:20 wasn't even ready to come out yet. But
31:22
31:22 this one, I feel like is ready. And
31:24
31:24 there's a ton of new elements in this in
31:26
31:26 this song that I created. So, all I can
31:29
31:29 say is sit back, relax, uh, listen for
31:31
31:31 the new elements because there's a ton
31:32
31:32 of them. And I had a I had a good time
31:34
31:34 making this song. It took me a long time
31:37
31:37 to make this song, but I had a good time
31:39
31:39 doing it. Sit back, relax, enjoy. Turn
31:42
31:42 it up.
31:42
31:42 >> All right, here you go. You don't rise
31:44
31:44 alone.
31:47
31:47 Your fire calls to me when the world
31:51
31:51 tries to break it. I become the ground.
31:58
31:58 >> I walk through frozen lies that cut me
31:59
31:59 where I stood. Bread shaking in the
32:02
32:02 winter, but I never lost my blood. My
32:04
32:04 tears hit like thunder. Turning diamonds
32:07
32:07 in cold. Every fear that try to drown me
32:09
32:09 only made me bold.
32:11
32:11 >> You're forced from storms and silence.
32:13
32:13 You're the fire that couldn't tame. I'm
32:14
32:14 the shadow right behind you when the
32:16
32:16 world forget your name.
32:17
32:17 >> I let the darkness sit beside me.
32:20
32:20 Whisper in my ear.
32:21
32:21 >> Teaching me to stand again. When all I
32:23
32:23 felt was fear. I'm here.
32:27
32:27 I see you. You
32:31
32:31 rise.
32:38
32:38 Every quiver became a rhythm. Every
32:40
32:40 heartbre my fire. Now I'm walking
32:42
32:42 through the wreckage like I never learn.
32:45
32:45 >> Day is just a lock,
32:47
32:47 >> but I hold the keys.
32:48
32:48 >> Was born in fire was breaking free.
32:52
32:52 >> Demons try to change
32:53
32:53 >> but I learn to
32:55
32:55 >> I was built for triumph.
32:56
32:56 >> I'm the one that can't ignore.
32:58
32:58 >> If you don't alone, you could fire cold
33:03
33:03 me. I'm on me.
33:07
33:07 I'm
33:10
33:10 all me.
33:16
33:16 >> I'm the call.
33:18
33:18 >> I'm the frozen. I'm the I'm the spark
33:20
33:20 that you walk through and fire.
33:24
33:24 >> But you never lost your life.
33:28
33:28 There's a truth I can't ignore.
33:31
33:31 I'm the echo when your foot still when
33:34
33:34 you're fighting through your door.
33:38
33:38 Let the world doubt you. I never will.
33:41
33:41 Let the past haunt you. I'll help you
33:44
33:44 still. Every ghost that tried to break
33:46
33:46 you. I'll stand between you and the
33:50
33:50 chill.
33:51
33:51 >> I'm done with being quiet, done with
33:53
33:53 running from the fight. I was born to
33:55
33:55 break the doorway. I was born afraid
34:06
34:06 just going
34:07
34:07 >> but but I'll be the ground
34:20
34:20 but I
34:22
34:22 was I'm the one getting more.
34:27
34:27 >> You don't know.
34:29
34:29 >> I hold the key.
34:31
34:31 >> You don't
34:45
34:45 ignore me.
34:48
34:48 You don't know.
34:51
34:51 They can't ignore me.
35:06
35:06 You know,
35:08
35:08 you don't
35:15
35:15 hot dog, everybody. God damn, Joshua.
35:18
35:18 When you told me that you had something
35:20
35:20 cooked up, I didn't believe you. I
35:21
35:21 thought you were just going to have
35:22
35:22 something, you know, just something.
35:24
35:24 That was wonderful, buddy. That was
35:27
35:27 great. I absolutely loved it. I love the
35:30
35:30 contrast between the singer uh the
35:33
35:33 singers, excuse me. And uh that beat was
35:35
35:35 pretty good. I love the texture in that
35:37
35:37 song. That was probably one of your best
35:40
35:40 ones so far, buddy. That is going to go
35:42
35:42 in my playlist and I'm going to listen
35:44
35:44 to that all the time now. That's a good
35:45
35:45 one. It's a good one.
35:46
35:46 >> Yeah. Thank you. that to to get that
35:49
35:49 those textures and to do the dynamics
35:51
35:51 that I mean I know we use a lot of AI
35:54
35:54 generated, but you it took me a long
35:57
35:57 time to put all that together to create
35:60
35:60 the elements and to find the textures
36:01
36:01 and to find the rhythm between the
36:03
36:03 verses and and um I loved making that
36:06
36:06 song and I stayed up kind of late doing
36:09
36:09 that [ __ ] Uh but yeah, I hope everybody
36:11
36:11 appreciated that one because I I think
36:13
36:13 that one is a true uh banger.
36:16
36:16 Yeah, it was fun to make.
36:17
36:17 >> Yeah, it's going into the summer
36:18
36:18 playlist for me, buddy. That's great.
36:20
36:20 Good job, man. Good job. That's another
36:22
36:22 one. Yeah, man.
36:23
36:23 >> All right.
36:23
36:23 >> [ __ ] beautiful quarter well spent,
36:25
36:25 buddy.
36:26
36:26 >> Thank you. Thank you. Yeah, that one
36:28
36:28 might actually cost I think that cost me
36:29
36:29 at least 75 if I'm uh
36:34
36:34 >> put a couple extra quarters in that one.
36:36
36:36 Um yeah, buddy. You want to move on to
36:38
36:38 your uh
36:38
36:38 >> Yeah, let's move on.
36:40
36:40 >> Real or you know what's going on with
36:42
36:42 this, man? So, this is real or writer's
36:45
36:45 room. Uh, just wanted to have a little
36:47
36:47 fun quick game with you, buddy. I'm
36:49
36:49 going to read you, excuse me, I'm going
36:53
36:53 to read off uh some of these headlines
36:56
36:56 uh from around the globe, and I want you
36:58
36:58 to tell me if it's real or
37:03
37:03 if it's the writer room, buddy. Is it
37:05
37:05 fake? you know. So, there's three uh
37:08
37:08 well, there's easy, medium, and evil as
37:11
37:11 far as the levels go. And uh each one of
37:13
37:13 them has uh has a few different ones in
37:16
37:16 there. So, I'm going to This is the easy
37:18
37:18 round, buddy. Let's see if you can get
37:19
37:19 it. I'm going to give you three of them.
37:20
37:20 You tell me which one is the fake one.
37:22
37:22 Okay.
37:23
37:23 >> Okay. All right.
37:24
37:24 >> All right. The the whole the the subject
37:27
37:27 for this one is called Animals Doing
37:29
37:29 Crimes Accidentally. All right. Number
37:32
37:32 one, police restrain a deer after it
37:35
37:35 breaks into a New York bank. That's the
37:38
37:38 first headline. Second headline, cat
37:41
37:41 clings to the roof of a moving family
37:44
37:44 van for about a 100 miles.
37:47
37:47 Third headline, penguin detained for
37:50
37:50 suspicious waddling near a museum gift
37:53
37:53 shop. Which one of those is fake?
37:59
37:59 Um, I I you know, I know deers do a lot
38:01
38:01 of crazy [ __ ] Penguins, man, we've
38:05
38:05 talked about penguins last couple
38:07
38:07 episodes, but the cats are mischievous.
38:10
38:10 So, if I if I got to if I got to dial it
38:13
38:13 back in, I'm going to go with the one
38:15
38:15 that could be the most obvious, but it's
38:17
38:17 not going to be hopefully. I'm going to
38:19
38:19 go with the cat. Going cat.
38:21
38:21 >> Oh, we going cat. Okay. Uh,
38:24
38:24 unfortunately, Joshua, that is a real
38:25
38:25 headline. That actually did happen. The
38:28
38:28 cat was on top of the roof of the car
38:30
38:30 for about a hundred miles and they
38:31
38:31 discovered it after they stopped. So
38:33
38:33 that's that's pretty crazy. The fake one
38:35
38:35 in that one was uh the penguin that was
38:36
38:36 detained for suspicious waddling. That
38:38
38:38 one was not that did not happen.
38:40
38:40 >> But the the deer one did also happen as
38:42
38:42 well, just for the record.
38:43
38:43 >> That deer I mean I've seen some crazy
38:44
38:44 deer videos, but that makes
38:48
38:48 >> [ __ ] deer's getting getting [ __ ]
38:49
38:49 random out here, baby.
38:51
38:51 >> All right. All right. You want one more
38:53
38:53 easy one before I move you to the medium
38:54
38:54 round?
38:54
38:54 >> Yeah, let's let's I mean easy hard, you
38:56
38:56 know? I'm I'm ready.
38:58
38:58 >> Okay, I'll give you a I'll give you
38:60
39:00 another easy round. So, this subject is
39:03
39:03 Florida but naked physics. So, here you
39:06
39:06 go. So, this is headline number one.
39:09
39:09 >> A food delivery robot gets stuck on a
39:12
39:12 train track on train tracks and is hit
39:14
39:14 by a train. All right.
39:17
39:17 Number two, Florida man games return
39:20
39:20 with mechanical gators and lawnmower
39:23
39:23 racing. All right. And the third
39:26
39:26 headline is, "Man sets a new record by
39:29
39:29 towing a jet ski with a Roomba."
39:32
39:32 >> Oh, I gotta go with the second one.
39:33
39:33 There's I mean, if they have mechanical
39:36
39:36 [ __ ] alligators, dude.
39:38
39:38 >> Okay. So, you're telling me the second
39:39
39:39 one you think is fake?
39:40
39:40 >> I The second one I think is fake. It's
39:42
39:42 got to be fake.
39:43
39:43 >> Unfortunately, Joshua, no. This that
39:46
39:46 second one is real and it did happen
39:48
39:48 last year in March. Uh so, you know,
39:52
39:52 unfortunate on that one, buddy. You're
39:54
39:54 you're 0 for two on the easy ones. I'm
39:55
39:55 kind of scared about what the new ones
39:56
39:56 the old medium ones are. Uh but for the
39:58
39:58 record, it was number three. Uh man sets
40:01
40:01 a new record by towing a jet ski with a
40:03
40:03 Roomba. That is that didn't happen.
40:05
40:05 Although it seems plausible.
40:09
40:09 >> I I could see somebody doing that now,
40:11
40:11 you know.
40:11
40:11 >> Yeah, me too. One of our listeners.
40:13
40:13 >> Maybe we Yeah. If you got a Roomba, put
40:14
40:14 it on, you know.
40:15
40:15 >> See See how far it gets.
40:17
40:17 >> Okay. Before Christmas hits, how many
40:19
40:19 Roombas can can tow Santa sled? Let's
40:22
40:22 put it out there right now. March.
40:25
40:25 >> Yeah. Let us know. Yeah.
40:27
40:27 >> All right. Round two, buddy. Round two.
40:29
40:29 This is the medium round. I'll only give
40:30
40:30 you uh I'll only give you one set of
40:32
40:32 these ones and we'll move on to the hard
40:33
40:33 round. Uh so here you go. This subject
40:36
40:36 is called this Could be a comedy sketch.
40:38
40:38 And the first headline is man busted
40:41
40:41 after trying to flush drugs then running
40:44
40:44 from the police. That's a very broad
40:46
40:46 headline. Could be about anybody. Uh,
40:48
40:48 second headline is marathon runners
40:51
40:51 stage a backwards mile race in
40:53
40:53 Antarctica.
40:55
40:55 And the final headline is local man
40:58
40:58 arrested after attempting to pay a
40:60
40:60 parking ticket with exposure, quote
41:03
41:03 unquote.
41:04
41:04 >> I know runners are [ __ ] crazy.
41:06
41:06 They'll do anything, dude. So, I I'm I
41:08
41:08 think the runners is real. I'm gonna go
41:10
41:10 with the last one. Anybody I mean, if
41:12
41:12 you if you're trying to expose yourself,
41:14
41:14 I mean, you ain't paying anybody off.
41:17
41:17 You are correct, buddy. That is correct.
41:18
41:18 That one is wrong, which means the other
41:20
41:20 two were actual headlines in the news,
41:22
41:22 which is insane to me. Insane to me. So,
41:26
41:26 also, I don't know how a marathon runner
41:30
41:30 backwards mile race in and in Antarctica
41:33
41:33 would work. It seems very cold, so I'm
41:36
41:36 not not sure. But it
41:37
41:37 >> Yeah, but we could all walk backwards. I
41:38
41:38 mean, that's that doesn't seem like too,
41:40
41:40 you know. Yeah.
41:41
41:41 >> Yeah. Too difficult. Yeah, I feel you.
41:43
41:43 >> And runners are crazy.
41:43
41:43 >> Nice one, buddy.
41:44
41:44 >> Yeah.
41:46
41:46 Yeah, runners are crazy,
41:47
41:47 >> man. I know some runners. They're they,
41:49
41:49 you know,
41:49
41:49 >> they differ.
41:50
41:50 >> I don't know.
41:51
41:51 >> I want to know. I want to know. Uh, last
41:54
41:54 one, buddy. This is the evil round. Uh,
41:56
41:56 this is going to be some hard ones. So,
41:58
41:58 uh, let's see if you can get it. Uh, the
41:60
41:60 subject for this one is science, but
42:02
42:02 make it a noir. So, number one,
42:06
42:06 scientist bottles a scent that mimics
42:09
42:09 dried human bones to help solve cold
42:12
42:12 cases. All right. Number two, a cow
42:16
42:16 named Veronica uses a broom as a tool to
42:20
42:20 scratch herself.
42:22
42:22 All right. And the last one, researchers
42:25
42:25 train pigeons to detect Wi-Fi signals
42:28
42:28 and loiter suspiciously near routers.
42:32
42:32 >> Oh man, those last animals sense [ __ ]
42:35
42:35 dude. And I know I totally know a cow
42:36
42:36 will scratch its own back.
42:38
42:38 >> I got to go with the first one. going
42:40
42:40 for the very first one that you
42:42
42:42 >> Okay. The scientist bottle of scent that
42:44
42:44 mimics dried human bones to help solve
42:46
42:46 cold cases. That is an actual headline,
42:48
42:48 buddy. That is a real headline. Yes.
42:50
42:50 >> Is that in the Inquirer?
42:52
42:52 >> Who? Come on.
42:54
42:54 >> What? Oh, you want to inquire about this
42:56
42:56 one?
42:56
42:56 >> No. No. No. Who? No. Was that in the
42:59
42:59 Inquirer? Like, you know what I mean?
42:60
42:60 Isn't the inquire that [ __ ] hokey one
43:02
43:02 where like
43:03
43:03 >> grows elephant legs and [ __ ] and [ __ ]
43:05
43:05 >> This was in a uh on the uh website uh
43:10
43:10 Rooers R E U T R S R
43:14
43:14 >> never heard of it. Okay.
43:15
43:15 >> Yeah. So there's a whole thing on there.
43:17
43:17 You can read about it. Uh but the one
43:19
43:19 that was incorrect was the uh
43:20
43:20 researchers training pigeons to detect
43:22
43:22 Wi-Fi signals. So you take that for what
43:24
43:24 you will.
43:25
43:25 >> That seem Yeah, that would seem that
43:26
43:26 like that would work.
43:27
43:27 >> Yeah, but that was fake. So Who knows?
43:31
43:31 >> All right, one more, buddy. This is the
43:32
43:32 last one to end this segment.
43:34
43:34 >> Joshua, let's see if you can Let's see
43:36
43:36 if you can get Let's see if you can get
43:37
43:37 it right. I feel you. You can do this.
43:39
43:39 You can do this. I believe in you.
43:41
43:41 >> All right.
43:42
43:42 >> All right.
43:42
43:42 >> Subject for this one is this is a real
43:44
43:44 sentence people wrote.
43:48
43:48 Number one, Argerian River
43:52
43:52 turns blood red, alarming locals.
43:56
43:56 Okay.
43:58
43:58 Second one is Florida man sought after
44:02
44:02 alleged sexual performance with a vacuum
44:05
44:05 cleaner.
44:06
44:06 >> Yeah, that's that's that's not new. It's
44:09
44:09 all over Reddit. That's on my feed. I
44:11
44:11 got that. I got that's already
44:12
44:12 happening.
44:13
44:13 >> Man calls 911 to report his own crime
44:17
44:17 because the symbolism wasn't landing.
44:21
44:21 >> I mean, people call themselves they call
44:23
44:23 the cops on themselves all the time.
44:24
44:24 It's like a free meal. You know, you end
44:26
44:26 up in jail. Get a meal. We get a shower.
44:29
44:29 Um, I'm going with the first one. Can I
44:31
44:31 I don't even know how you pronounce that
44:33
44:33 because I couldn't. Um,
44:35
44:35 >> Argentinian river turns blood red,
44:37
44:37 alarming locals. That is an actual
44:39
44:39 headline, buddy.
44:40
44:40 >> The uh the one that was incorrect was,
44:43
44:43 "Man calls 911 to report his own crime."
44:46
44:46 So, that one was the one that was not
44:48
44:48 correct, buddy. I'm sorry. I don't think
44:50
44:50 you got any one of those right.
44:53
44:53 >> You know what? It just proves that even
44:56
44:56 with the glasses, you don't see any more
44:57
44:57 clear. So, I gota I'm taking these
44:59
44:59 things off.
45:02
45:02 >> There you go.
45:03
45:03 That's all that's all I wanted to talk
45:05
45:05 about on that one, buddy.
45:06
45:06 >> Okay.
45:06
45:06 >> You know, I just wanted to give you a
45:07
45:07 quick little uh quick little game on
45:09
45:09 that one. You know, didn't know where
45:11
45:11 things could go. We love We [ __ ] love
45:13
45:13 games. You know what else we love? We
45:14
45:14 love numbers, buddy. We love games and
45:16
45:16 we love numbers.
45:18
45:18 >> Bringing back another segment. It's the
45:22
45:22 numbers segment, which is great. Uh
45:25
45:25 Joshua, do you have a set of number
45:28
45:28 questions you're going to ask me?
45:29
45:29 >> I do. I do. I have quite I have quite a
45:32
45:32 few. And this is going to take us all
45:34
45:34 the way to the end of this before we get
45:36
45:36 to the the good stuff, you know? I mean,
45:38
45:38 it's all been good up to this point. I'm
45:40
45:40 just I'm just saying it's been good all
45:41
45:41 the way. But yeah, until we get to the
45:43
45:43 uh the fun finds and our fortunes and
45:45
45:45 the lucky numbers. So, let's uh let's
45:48
45:48 hit you with this fun segment called
45:51
45:51 numbers. And this is where we get to
45:53
45:53 know Sean through numbers. Honestly,
45:57
45:57 it's it's a it's a set of of you know
46:00
46:00 questions and Sean has to rate this on a
46:02
46:02 scale of a lot of these are uh from zero
46:04
46:04 to one. How Sean feels about these
46:06
46:06 >> these particular uh
46:08
46:08 >> I feel like we did a lot of this in the
46:10
46:10 beginning of the episode which we didn't
46:11
46:11 account for so it's almost redundant but
46:14
46:14 I'm ready. No, but it's still fun. I
46:16
46:16 mean, [ __ ] it. Let's have some fun, man.
46:18
46:18 You could use these at work. You use
46:19
46:19 Yeah. Yeah. Let's have some fun here.
46:21
46:21 All right, Sean. Here we go.
46:24
46:24 >> On a scale, and this is for you
46:25
46:25 listening, ask yourself the same, you
46:27
46:27 know, on a scale of 1 to 10, ask
46:28
46:28 yourself the same question. You know, on
46:30
46:30 a scale of 0 to 10, how much do you
46:34
46:34 enjoy karaoke?
46:42
46:42 Okay. Karaoke. I do I do partake in
46:46
46:46 karaoke. It's not bad.
46:50
46:50 Six. I've decided a six. My mind says
46:53
46:53 six.
46:54
46:54 >> I think any higher I would have made a
46:56
46:56 career out of it. So it would have been
46:59
46:59 that.
47:00
47:00 >> Yeah. I I got to experience karaoke one
47:03
47:03 time locally in Santa Cruz at the
47:05
47:05 bowling alley for one of the first
47:06
47:06 times. And the level of confidence that
47:09
47:09 people have with karaoke,
47:12
47:12 if they even can't sing. I love I I
47:15
47:15 mean, it's all about the performance at
47:16
47:16 the end of the day, right?
47:17
47:17 >> Yeah, of course.
47:18
47:18 >> But man, the level of confidence I I
47:20
47:20 hope to one day achieve that level of
47:22
47:22 confidence,
47:24
47:24 >> but a scale one to something.
47:26
47:26 >> I mean, that's definitely like a you
47:28
47:28 have to be drunk. And the people who
47:30
47:30 It's like the people who dance sober,
47:32
47:32 that's scary.
47:33
47:33 >> That's scary. I need a little bit of
47:35
47:35 libation to get my body lubed up, you
47:37
47:37 know, just not dancing willy-nilly out
47:40
47:40 there.
47:41
47:41 >> Yeah, same same. I'm not I don't dance
47:43
47:43 at all. I don't I actually leave the
47:45
47:45 house with shoes on the opposite feet so
47:48
47:48 I have an excuse to not dance when I get
47:50
47:50 there. Be like, "Oh, I put the shoes on
47:52
47:52 the wrong feet." I create excuses so I
47:55
47:55 don't have to get
47:56
47:56 >> It's [ __ ] great
47:57
47:57 >> on
47:57
47:57 >> Yeah.
47:58
47:58 >> Wait, what was your ranking on that one?
48:00
48:00 Oh. Um, you know, for a level of
48:02
48:02 confidence, uh, you know, I I actually I
48:05
48:05 dig it, man. I I love the So, I'll give
48:07
48:07 it an eight.
48:08
48:08 >> I like it. People getting up there on
48:09
48:09 stage and having that confidence. I will
48:11
48:11 totally scale you up if you're brave
48:13
48:13 enough to get up there, even if you
48:14
48:14 suck.
48:15
48:15 >> Um, obviously you get a 10 if you're
48:17
48:17 like kickass, but do you really want a
48:19
48:19 kick-ass karaoke singer? Like, you kind
48:21
48:21 of, you know,
48:22
48:22 >> I don't think you do.
48:23
48:23 >> It's hard, man. It's I think I think the
48:25
48:25 idea is that you do karaoke and people
48:27
48:27 know that you're going to suck and it's
48:29
48:29 just like kind of like an added like oh
48:31
48:31 it's not terribly tonedeaf, you know,
48:33
48:33 when somebody's not bad.
48:34
48:34 >> It's all about the performance and one
48:36
48:36 day maybe on this podcast I will I will
48:38
48:38 do a karaoke.
48:40
48:40 >> That'd be fun, right?
48:41
48:41 >> See me see that
48:42
48:42 >> go wide mouth.
48:43
48:43 >> That'd be amazing. All right. Okay. Here
48:46
48:46 we go. Another one. On a scale of 0 to
48:49
48:49 10, how confident would you be changing
48:51
48:51 a car tire?
48:55
48:55 O um
48:58
48:58 confidence level on zero to 10.
49:01
49:01 I I could do it. I know I could probably
49:04
49:04 do it confidently. Oh, that's tough. I'm
49:07
49:07 going to give it another six on this
49:08
49:08 one, buddy. Because I can definitely do
49:10
49:10 it, but if I'm like on the side of the
49:12
49:12 highway, like dude, that's what AAA's
49:14
49:14 for, man. Not sponsored, but you know,
49:16
49:16 you give them a call and they'll come
49:17
49:17 out. They'll fix that [ __ ] for you. So,
49:20
49:20 that's why you pay them, right? That's
49:21
49:21 why you pay the money. But if I had to
49:23
49:23 do it on my own, I could do it. It'll
49:24
49:24 probably just take me a little while.
49:26
49:26 >> Yeah, same. I understand the mechanics
49:28
49:28 of it, you know, like you kind of have
49:29
49:29 to just get the the, you know, but
49:31
49:31 finding the jack and doing all that. If
49:34
49:34 I was trapped somewhere, we'd figure it
49:36
49:36 out. Um, but I'm like Sean, I would
49:39
49:39 totally just call Triple A or flag
49:41
49:41 somebody down. And
49:42
49:42 >> dude,
49:42
49:42 >> you know what I mean?
49:44
49:44 >> Like that's why C, you just carry an
49:45
49:45 extra $100 or 50 in your cash. You just
49:48
49:48 never know when you might need to flip
49:49
49:49 somebody some money to help you out on
49:50
49:50 the side of the road. Um, all right.
49:53
49:53 Okay. What' you give it? What was your
49:55
49:55 ranking?
49:55
49:55 >> Um, [ __ ] dude. I'm like confidently,
49:58
49:58 uh, probably like a four. You know what
49:60
49:60 I mean?
50:00
50:00 >> Four. Okay. All right. So, you give it a
50:02
50:02 four. Interesting.
50:03
50:03 >> I figure it out. I mean, [ __ ] Like I
50:05
50:05 said, it might take you a while. That's
50:06
50:06 why I got to rank I got to put the not
50:08
50:08 like half. I got to bring it down. Got
50:09
50:09 to be realistic. Not that good at it.
50:11
50:11 Never done it. Um,
50:15
50:15 give yourself a 10. I got hype myself
50:17
50:17 up. [ __ ] I got a garage full of tools I
50:20
50:20 don't even [ __ ] use, man. Come on.
50:23
50:23 I bought them because they were on sale.
50:25
50:25 [ __ ] Because I can use them.
50:28
50:28 >> That's great.
50:29
50:29 >> All right.
50:29
50:29 >> Sorry. Continue.
50:32
50:32 >> On a scale of 0 to 10, how good are you
50:35
50:35 at using chopsticks? It's kind of a fun
50:38
50:38 one.
50:38
50:38 >> Oh. Uh, I'm actually pretty decent at
50:41
50:41 like uh an eight. I'm not a master. I
50:44
50:44 can't pick like flies out of the air,
50:46
50:46 right? But I can definitely consume food
50:48
50:48 and rice with them. So like definitely
50:50
50:50 an eight. What about you?
50:52
50:52 >> Could you still do it without a thumb?
50:55
50:55 >> Could I? The thumb is the whole purpose.
50:57
50:57 >> That's what I'm saying. Like how good
50:59
50:59 are you? Could you do it without a
51:00
51:00 thumb?
51:01
51:01 >> No. That's why it's an eight. It's an
51:03
51:03 eight. It's not perfect, you know? It's
51:05
51:05 not perfection, but it's damn near
51:08
51:08 close.
51:08
51:08 >> Yeah. What am I? I I don't You know
51:10
51:10 what? I've never used the cheaters once.
51:12
51:12 You know the little plastic things that
51:13
51:13 they give you. And I refuse to get a
51:16
51:16 fork.
51:17
51:17 >> Um or a spoon.
51:19
51:19 >> Whatever you do spoon for just Yeah.
51:22
51:22 >> Um
51:23
51:23 >> but I give my I'll give myself like a
51:25
51:25 seven or a six.
51:27
51:27 >> I'll to I'll totally I could get through
51:29
51:29 the food. Like I'll leave I'll I'll pick
51:31
51:31 up the last grain of rice. Like if I'm
51:33
51:33 judged, like if if you could pick up the
51:35
51:35 last grain of rice that's on the on the
51:37
51:37 plate, like does that at least rank you
51:39
51:39 as like an A or like how you know what I
51:41
51:41 mean?
51:42
51:42 >> Yeah, I get you. I get you.
51:43
51:43 >> I mean, I could pick up the last grain
51:45
51:45 of rice. I'll feed it to you if you
51:46
51:46 want. So,
51:47
51:47 >> you know, if I have to in a second, I'll
51:49
51:49 just lick the plate. [ __ ] it. I'll throw
51:51
51:51 the
51:51
51:51 >> Nature's real tool is your tongue.
51:54
51:54 >> Yeah. Jay, you'd be surprised what you
51:56
51:56 can do with that bad boy. You know what
51:58
51:58 I mean? Um,
51:60
51:60 all right. I got a couple more. Let's
52:01
52:01 get through these. All right. On a scale
52:03
52:03 of 0 to 10, how bad of a kid were you in
52:06
52:06 school?
52:08
52:08 >> Oh, uh,
52:11
52:11 probably like a four, five maybe, cuz I
52:15
52:15 wasn't I wasn't an [ __ ] as a child,
52:19
52:19 but as I got older and, you know, went
52:21
52:21 through everybody goes through these
52:23
52:23 phases called puberty, uh, I was pretty
52:25
52:25 shitty. um those those years of my life,
52:28
52:28 I'd probably give myself like a six,
52:30
52:30 seven, you know. So,
52:32
52:32 >> all right. All right. I mean, you know,
52:34
52:34 if I'm being honest, I don't I I I
52:36
52:36 couldn't actually answer that question,
52:38
52:38 you know. I think I was a really good
52:39
52:39 student.
52:40
52:40 >> Joshua, you you were abused as a child.
52:43
52:43 >> I think I was I think I was so
52:45
52:45 submissive as a student. I was probably
52:47
52:47 the best. I was sharpening everybody
52:49
52:49 else's pencils. You know what I mean?
52:51
52:51 Hanging everybody, Jack.
52:52
52:52 >> You were definitely a 10.
52:54
52:54 >> I was I was a 10. You know, I was
52:55
52:55 cleaning out the [ __ ] the the the uh
52:58
52:58 erasers with the chalk outside.
52:60
52:60 >> You were the goodest boy of all the
53:01
53:01 goodest boys.
53:02
53:02 >> I was teachers loved me, man. I was the
53:04
53:04 best. I'm I You know, if I could go 11,
53:06
53:06 I'd go 11. I was the best [ __ ]
53:08
53:08 student ever.
53:08
53:08 >> We can, but you can go 11. This is our
53:10
53:10 show. We can do whatever we want. You
53:12
53:12 can go 11.
53:13
53:13 >> I'm I was 11. I was the best. It's the
53:15
53:15 best.
53:16
53:16 >> Um look look me up in your local
53:18
53:18 yearbook. Okay.
53:20
53:20 >> Best.
53:21
53:21 >> The best section section there. Yeah.
53:25
53:25 Uh, next one. On a scale of zero to 10,
53:29
53:29 how dark do you like your toast?
53:35
53:35 >> It's like, all right. So, is 10 like
53:37
53:37 pitch black? Is that what that is?
53:40
53:40 >> I think 10 is hockey puck. You know what
53:42
53:42 I mean? I think it's just like
53:45
53:45 10 is I love that. Okay. On a scale of
53:48
53:48 zero to 10 or zero to hockey puck, I'm
53:51
53:51 going I'm going like I'm going six
53:54
53:54 because like I don't I don't like it
53:56
53:56 where it's like, you know, where it's
53:58
53:58 like in the middle where it's like a
53:59
53:59 little bit still like kind of white,
54:01
54:01 right? But I want it like a little bit
54:02
54:02 after toasted. So, I'm going six.
54:05
54:05 >> Yeah. I I I think I as long as it gets
54:08
54:08 golden, you know, it has that crispy
54:10
54:10 golden I have this problem with toast in
54:12
54:12 the the top of my mouth. If it gets too
54:14
54:14 crispy, it's like chewing on 80 grit
54:16
54:16 sandpaper,
54:17
54:17 >> you know?
54:18
54:18 >> No, good point. Yeah.
54:19
54:19 >> It just [ __ ] it just shreds the inside
54:20
54:20 of your mouth and like it's like you
54:21
54:21 were chewing on a cheese grater. It's
54:23
54:23 just not It's not a good experience.
54:25
54:25 >> No, it's not.
54:26
54:26 >> I mean, if you have a mouth like a like
54:28
54:28 a granite piece of rock, you know, if
54:30
54:30 you just the inside of your mouth is
54:32
54:32 built that way, eat that hockey puck.
54:34
54:34 But I need mine on the
54:37
54:37 >> phasing out over the hill phasing out.
54:40
54:40 Five for me would be like perfectly
54:42
54:42 golden brown, right? So, you're doing
54:44
54:44 five then? Is that what I'm
54:45
54:45 >> I'm around a five. And then, you know,
54:47
54:47 you could take it to a six and then add
54:48
54:48 a little jelly and a little butter.
54:50
54:50 It'll soften it up my teeth, my mouth.
54:52
54:52 >> Yeah. Okay. Six.
54:54
54:54 >> Be too soggy, Brad.
54:56
54:56 >> Um, two more.
54:57
54:57 >> On a scale of 0 to 10, how hot do you
55:01
55:01 like your shower water?
55:05
55:05 >> Uh, I don't know if there's a
55:06
55:06 temperature setting for my shower. I
55:09
55:09 Okay. Uh, if 10 is like boiling water,
55:13
55:13 like scolding my balls hot, uh, then I'm
55:17
55:17 going with I'm going with about a seven
55:21
55:21 because I do really enjoy a hot shower.
55:24
55:24 Uh, if my skin can take it, you know,
55:26
55:26 cuz after a while once you're in that
55:27
55:27 hot shower, like it kind of, you know,
55:29
55:29 your skin kind of hurts after a while,
55:30
55:30 you know? It hurts.
55:32
55:32 >> Okay. Yeah.
55:33
55:33 >> Now I'm going I'm going hot, dude. I'm
55:35
55:35 >> Yeah, you are.
55:37
55:37 >> I'm going so hot. I want it to peel like
55:40
55:40 a lizard. I just want to peel.
55:44
55:44 >> You want to shed your skin?
55:45
55:45 >> I just I I want a lizard peel every time
55:48
55:48 I step into that shower. And I I want
55:51
55:51 the pressure to be so hard.
55:55
55:55 By the time I get out,
55:58
55:58 let me get it out. Let me get it out. I
56:01
56:01 got a thought. By the time I get out, I
56:03
56:03 want my nipples to be so chafed. I can't
56:05
56:05 even put on a shirt, dude. That's why I
56:07
56:07 want it to be just raw.
56:11
56:11 I'm just thinking about the quote. I
56:13
56:13 want a lizard peel.
56:16
56:16 It's just amazing.
56:19
56:19 >> I want that peel.
56:20
56:20 >> Put that in the quotes, please. I want a
56:22
56:22 lizard peel. That's how hot I want my
56:25
56:25 water.
56:27
56:27 >> Oh [ __ ]
56:28
56:28 >> Yeah. Yeah. Ch. I don't I even even the
56:31
56:31 like thousand count 2,000 thread count
56:34
56:34 sheets going to feel rough on me cuz I'm
56:36
56:36 just going to be peeled back. That's how
56:38
56:38 I That's I want it. I want to be dipped.
56:43
56:43 >> You probably want it as hot as this guy
56:44
56:44 in this boat right here.
56:47
56:47 >> Fireboat fisherman. Sorry for the late
56:49
56:49 merch. Come on, pick up a t-shirt.
56:52
56:52 >> Flaming hot. Flaming. All right. If you
56:55
56:55 guys all stuck in there and just loved
56:57
56:57 what we just talked about, I got one
56:58
56:58 more.
56:59
56:59 >> All right, wait on me.
56:60
56:60 >> And Sean, this is a big one. This is one
57:02
57:02 that I need an honest answer.
57:05
57:05 >> I want you I don't want you messing
57:06
57:06 around. I I don't want you to sugar coat
57:07
57:07 this. Okay,
57:08
57:08 >> let me sit up again. Let me sit up. Let
57:09
57:09 me get ready.
57:10
57:10 >> Okay.
57:10
57:10 >> All right,
57:11
57:11 >> Sean.
57:12
57:12 >> Yes.
57:13
57:13 >> On a scale
57:14
57:14 >> of 0 to 10.
57:16
57:16 >> Okay.
57:16
57:16 >> How much of a hoarder are you?
57:36
57:36 I'm going have to go with zero on that
57:37
57:37 one, buddy. Not a hoarder at all. Zero.
57:41
57:41 Hard Goose Egg. Not a hoarder. I'm a
57:44
57:44 collector. All right. I'm a collector of
57:46
57:46 things.
57:47
57:47 Knickknacks.
57:49
57:49 Patty wax. Give a dog a bone. Not a
57:53
57:53 [ __ ] Zero. Done. Out. Mic drop. Boom.
57:59
57:59 >> All right. Everybody, huh? What about
58:01
58:01 you? I see some stuff back there.
58:03
58:03 >> Uh, well,
58:04
58:04 >> yeah. I mean, I don't know. Sometimes
58:07
58:07 sometimes, you know, when it comes to
58:09
58:09 square footage in a house, no matter how
58:11
58:11 much you collect, it never looks like
58:12
58:12 you have a lot. So,
58:16
58:16 um, if you feel like a hoarder, get a
58:19
58:19 bigger house. Quote of the day.
58:22
58:22 >> There you go.
58:23
58:23 >> Just need a bigger house. Bigger garage.
58:25
58:25 >> Exactly.
58:26
58:26 >> There you go.
58:26
58:26 >> I know. I'm getting the complaints.
58:28
58:28 There's too much stuff. There's too much
58:29
58:29 stuff. Well, get a bigger place. Let's
58:31
58:31 get a bigger place. Let's get two
58:32
58:32 bedrooms. Let's do that, you know.
58:35
58:35 >> Well, everybody, that was numbers. And
58:37
58:37 this has been a very fun episode, Sean.
58:39
58:39 And we have reached the time of the
58:42
58:42 episode where we get into what we like
58:44
58:44 to call the fun finds.
58:46
58:46 >> Yes. Yes. Let's land this plane. Let's
58:48
58:48 do some fun finds, lucky numbers, and uh
58:51
58:51 what everybody looks forward to uh
58:52
58:52 Joshua's weekly monologue. But before we
58:54
58:54 get there, Joshua,
58:57
58:57 there is new merch coming out. Uh I have
58:59
58:59 it on the ready. Um but it will be
59:02
59:02 launching next week. Excuse me. uh
59:05
59:05 because I didn't have a picture to show
59:06
59:06 Joshua and uh you know and I'm just
59:08
59:08 lazy. So, it's going to launch next week
59:10
59:10 and we'll talk about it next week. But
59:11
59:11 just so you're aware people, new merch
59:14
59:14 on the horizon. It's very exciting. Uh
59:16
59:16 it's got a spring theme, buddy. And uh
59:19
59:19 it's pretty cool. So, I'm excited to
59:20
59:20 share with you guys. But that's next
59:21
59:21 week. That's a next week tease. Uh but
59:23
59:23 Joshua, what is your fun find for the
59:26
59:26 week?
59:27
59:27 >> Okay, so fun find. We love doing these
59:29
59:29 things. And as you can see in the
59:31
59:31 background, I got a bunch of fun codes.
59:32
59:32 Sean's not a hoarder. Look at his
59:33
59:33 background. He ain't got he he hardly
59:35
59:35 has any.
59:36
59:36 >> Not enough. Not enough.
59:37
59:37 >> So, my fun finds were actually a fun
59:40
59:40 gift from my brother. Once again, shout
59:42
59:42 out to him. It's going to be his
59:43
59:43 birthday in a couple days. Uh he hooked
59:45
59:45 me up. He saw these at uh forget where
59:47
59:47 he got these. I don't know if it was
59:48
59:48 like um again, Target or uh Hot Topic or
59:51
59:51 one of these spots. But he he got me
59:54
59:54 this Funko right here. And I have a
59:57
59:57 bunch of these. But uh he hooked it up.
59:59
59:59 Dude, I got another I got another
60:01
60:01 Superman.
60:02
60:02 >> Oo. M very cool. Look at that guy. He
60:06
60:06 looks mad.
60:09
60:09 >> Yeah, he's weathered. And uh you know,
60:12
60:12 this is from the 2025 fall convention.
60:14
60:14 Limited edition, buddy. So, it's got the
60:16
60:16 seal, the Funko seal, everything. It's
60:18
60:18 good. Yeah. So, he hooked it up with
60:20
60:20 that. Thank you, brother.
60:22
60:22 >> That's my fun find. Our fun gift. Yeah,
60:25
60:25 >> there you go. Hey, it works out. Uh
60:27
60:27 buddy, I have a uh Sorry, it's down here
60:30
60:30 on the floor. Uh, I have another value
60:32
60:32 find this week. And, uh, this one's
60:34
60:34 pretty cool. I will show it off right
60:36
60:36 now. Here it is, buddy. This is the good
60:38
60:38 old Snoopy boy. He's [ __ ] flocked.
60:41
60:41 You can't really see it, but he's
60:42
60:42 flocked. Uh, we got Woodstock on the top
60:44
60:44 of his food bowl up there. And there it
60:46
60:46 is. Um, but this one is a value find.
60:49
60:49 This one, buddy, cost me $7.50
60:53
60:53 for this bad boy at the Funko store. So,
60:55
60:55 he's beautiful. I love Snoopy. I'm going
60:57
60:57 to put him in the background over here,
60:58
60:58 and he's going to chill out with us and
60:59
60:59 hang out and have fun. So, you know,
61:01
61:01 that was fun for the week.
61:04
61:04 >> Nice. We We love Snoopy. Snoopy's pretty
61:07
61:07 classic character.
61:09
61:09 >> Garfield, Snoopy. Joshua's all about
61:11
61:11 him. Like, we're all We're all about
61:12
61:12 those guys. That's
61:14
61:14 >> [ __ ] awesome. But, buddy, let's start
61:16
61:16 landing this plane. Let's do a uh
61:18
61:18 fortune and some lucky numbers and then
61:21
61:21 uh we'll get the people out of here for
61:22
61:22 the week.
61:23
61:23 >> What do you got to do?
61:24
61:24 >> Okay. All right. So everybody, if this
61:26
61:26 is your first time listening, first time
61:28
61:28 watching, we like to have a little fun
61:30
61:30 with some fortunes that have these wacky
61:32
61:32 sayings from the misfortune collection
61:34
61:34 of cookies. Um, some of them are
61:37
61:37 hilarious, some of them are uh uh just
61:41
61:41 not that great at all. Um, but typically
61:43
61:43 I let Sean pick which fortune or
61:49
61:49 misfortune we should read, Sean. So, are
61:50
61:50 we going with the dirty? Are we going
61:54
61:54 with the boozy?
61:56
61:56 >> I think last week we did a boozy. So,
61:58
61:58 let's do uh let's do a dirty this week.
61:60
61:60 No, we'll just alternate back and forth.
62:03
62:03 >> Okay, so I even put my glasses on for
62:05
62:05 this one. [ __ ] man. I hope this is a
62:06
62:06 good one because [ __ ] dude. Had to put
62:10
62:10 my glasses back on for this [ __ ]
62:13
62:13 All right. And this one does have
62:16
62:16 Oh, okay. It had a snap, crackle, and a
62:20
62:20 pop to it.
62:23
62:23 Thanks.
62:23
62:23 >> Yeah, it's not that old, I guess. All
62:25
62:25 right, Sean, are you ready for it?
62:27
62:27 >> I'm ready.
62:28
62:28 >> All right, Sean, here is your misfortune
62:30
62:30 for March 3rd, episode 124. All right,
62:33
62:33 >> let's go. Here we go. You will soon meet
62:37
62:37 a new lover. Also, you will soon need a
62:40
62:40 new liver.
62:46
62:46 All right. All right. That's That's
62:47
62:47 good. Cheers, everybody. Cheers. Cheers.
62:49
62:49 Cheers to that one. Wonderful. And while
62:51
62:51 you guys are uh taking your drinks for
62:53
62:53 that one, here are your seven lucky
62:54
62:54 numbers for the week. They are as
62:56
62:56 followed. Um 3 11 13 35 54 61 and 62.
63:01
63:01 Once again, your seven lucky numbers for
63:02
63:02 the week. Feel free to use them for
63:04
63:04 whatever nefarious reasons you would
63:05
63:05 like. They are 3 11 13 35 52 61 and 62.
63:13
63:13 Those are some big numbers, buddy.
63:14
63:14 Coming out of a big mouth.
63:17
63:17 And it was a lot. It was a lot for that
63:18
63:18 moment right there. So
63:21
63:21 >> that was it.
63:21
63:21 >> Send this week, buddy. Let's bring the
63:23
63:23 people back in. Let's let's let's
63:26
63:26 >> let's do what every week we've been
63:27
63:27 doing for the past few months. Let's
63:29
63:29 give the people their either first or
63:31
63:31 last thing that they're going to hear
63:33
63:33 this week from you. It's got to be good.
63:35
63:35 It's got to be it's got to be something
63:37
63:37 something strong, something powerful,
63:39
63:39 something meaningful to somebody in the
63:41
63:41 moment right now. Buddy, the stage, it's
63:44
63:44 yours.
63:46
63:46 >> Hey, man. I I think this episode has
63:47
63:47 been a blast. I hope anybody listening
63:50
63:50 or watching, you know, you made it this
63:52
63:52 far because, you know, if you don't know
63:54
63:54 this by now, these two guys are all
63:55
63:55 about the fun, all about the silly, and
63:58
63:58 uh that is not going to end. No matter
64:00
64:00 episode 200, 500, a thousand, this is
64:03
64:03 going to continue. And I I have nothing
64:06
64:06 else to say other than thank you for
64:07
64:07 listening. Thank you for watching. Happy
64:09
64:09 birthday to all the March babies out
64:11
64:11 there. Happy birthday to my brother. Um
64:14
64:14 and we will see all of you guys next
64:16
64:16 week. be on the lookout for that merch
64:18
64:18 cuz it's dropping. Sean's going to hook
64:20
64:20 us up. He may have pictures next week.
64:22
64:22 Um, but other than that, buddy, thank
64:24
64:24 you for listening. Thank you for
64:25
64:25 watching everybody. And we will see you
64:27
64:27 next week for another song and more of
64:29
64:29 these two guys. We love you all. Thank
64:31
64:31 you for listening.
64:32
64:32 >> Hell yeah, buddy. Appreciate that [ __ ]
64:34
64:34 I can't myself. Sorry for the Out Live.
64:37
64:37 Come out, check us out the website. Uh,
64:39
64:39 Joshua, before we leave,
64:41
64:41 I got one for you. You ready?
64:44
64:44 >> Absolutely. What goes up when March rain
64:47
64:47 comes down?
64:50
64:50 >> Don't know.
64:51
64:51 >> An umbrella.
64:53
64:53 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
64:56
64:56 next week. Joshua's confused on that
64:59
64:59 one. It's March rain. You put up an
65:01
65:01 umbrella,
65:02
65:02 >> you know, because March rain's falling
65:04
65:04 down.
65:05
65:05 >> We'll see you next week, everybody.
65:06
65:06 >> I need a bath. Need a bath. Deuces.
65:34
65:34 Do some flaps. Do some snaps. Snaps. Get
65:37
65:37 it as well as you can, baby. Get it
65:40
65:40 right.
65:44
65:44 Incredible.
65:46
65:46 Absolutely incredible. The man can do it
65:48
65:48 for 123 episodes and sometimes it just
65:50
65:50 it just works. It just works. My little
65:53
65:53 snaps here.
65:55
65:55 >> Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. Perfect. All
65:57
65:57 right.
65:58
65:58 >> Wait.
65:59
65:59 >> Wait.
65:59
65:59 >> Before you do your countdown.
66:02
66:02 >> Hold on.
66:03
66:03 >> Hold on.
66:11
66:11 What? What?
66:14
66:14 What?
66:17
66:17 All right, we'll talk about this.
66:21
66:21 Here we go.
66:24
66:24 >> Yeah. All right. All right. All right.
66:26
66:26 Uh, three.
66:28
66:28 >> Wait. I don't Okay. Wait. They're
66:31
66:31 already doing what I don't want them to
66:33
66:33 do.
66:35
66:35 >> Damn it.
66:39
66:39 Oh [ __ ] This is going to be good. This
66:41
66:41 is going to be good.
66:43
66:43 All right, here we go. Three, two, one.
