Sorry For The Delay | EP.124 | Poison Cards, Art Sacrifices & Summer Of No Fun
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Incline Cider House Wild Berry (seasonal hard cider, 6.9% ABV)
Joshua: Coffee with Bailey’s (quad shot espresso)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Fall Into Me”
-CHAT WITH US-
• Pick Your Poison
• Art Or Music
• Summer Of No Fun
• Animals, Objects, Or Numbers
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 EP.124 Intro, Daylight Saving Rage & Positive Even Energy
0:02:16 What’s In Our Cup - Bailey’s Coffee & Wild Berry Cider Review
0:09:13 Pick Your Poison - Espresso Before Bed, Walking Everywhere & Helmet Logic
0:18:38 Tip Jar Side Hustles, QR Codes & Charging Wedding Guests
0:22:21 Art Or Music - The Big Sacrifice Debate Begins
0:26:26 Seeing Music Vs Hearing Art - Sean & Joshua Split Hard
0:29:53 AI Song Of The Week "Fall Into Me"
0:37:00 New Merch Drop - Blooming Afterlife, Garden Of Delay & Spring Shirts
0:41:03 Summer Of No Fun - Audience Challenges, Three Elements & Summer Plans
0:46:01 Animals, Objects, Or Numbers - Drawing Scale, Grocery Store Proposal & Assassin Picks
0:56:20 Fun Finds, Missing Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Positive Send-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “I put a little Bailey's in there just because I needed a little bit of flavor in my life.” - Joshua explaining his upgraded coffee setup.
• “This tastes like wild berries.” - Sean giving the cider the simplest possible passing grade.
• “Would you rather be required to steal from every tip jar you see or have walking be your only means of transportation.” - Sean pulling one of the crueler Pick Your Poison cards.
• “Call me Forest Gump 2.0.” - Joshua fully committing to the walking answer.
• “I’m stealing from the tip jar. Hide your children. Hide your wives.” - Sean choosing chaos over cardio.
• “I’m going to get rid of music.” - Sean making the hardest art-or-music call of the episode.
• “When I hear music, I get visual. I see color.” - Joshua explaining why he’d keep music over art.
• “There is new merch coming out.” - Sean launching the spring drop update.
• “The spring collection is called Garden of Delay.” - Sean revealing the seasonal merch name.
• “Spiders would be the best assassins, dude.” - Sean answering the animal question with absolute conviction.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: None This Episode
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 4, 6, 7, 58, 64
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Back To The Future Marty McFly Time Machine Bitty Pop & Jurassic Park Dr. Alan Grant SUV Bitty Pop.
Joshua: Cad Bane Funko, finally completing the set he thought was already finished.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 124 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 the boys want your ideas for summer
00:08
00:08 challenges. What would you like to see
00:09
00:09 them do this summer? They talk about art
00:12
00:12 versus music and having to pick one to
00:14
00:14 give up for the rest of their life.
00:16
00:16 Plus, Sean shares a new would you
00:18
00:18 rather questions game and what animal
00:20
00:20 would be the best assassins. Spoilers,
00:23
00:23 Sean hates them and they have eight
00:25
00:25 legs. Enjoy the show.
00:28
00:28 Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:31
00:31 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:33
00:33 My name is Sean and this is Joshua. And
00:36
00:36 Joshua, this is episode
00:38
00:38 124, a positive even number, buddy. So
00:42
00:42 this week I'm going to go in a positive
00:45
00:45 even vibe, I guess I could say. And with
00:49
00:49 that being said, how are you doing this
00:52
00:52 week, my dude? I you know honestly I
00:54
00:54 wish people could could hear what we
00:56
00:56 talk about before we actually press the
00:58
00:58 record button because because we get
01:00
01:00 into some [ __ ] It's it's really
01:02
01:02 hilarious. So someday that those clips
01:04
01:04 will come out. I I I I promise. Um but
01:06
01:06 but overall Sean, you know, uh I'm doing
01:09
01:09 I'm doing pretty well and I think I'm
01:11
01:11 feeling even better because I know
01:12
01:12 daylight savings not daylight savings.
01:14
01:14 Wait, we jump that we don't save time
01:16
01:16 anymore. Is it considered daylight
01:18
01:18 savings? Right. They call it something
01:19
01:19 different. No, I honestly I wish they
01:22
01:22 would just get rid of it to be like, why
01:24
01:24 even bother, you know? Like, who cares?
01:26
01:26 Just [ __ ] let us all be on the same
01:27
01:27 time zone, same time hour. I don't want
01:30
01:30 to lose or an hour or gain an hour. It's
01:32
01:32 [ __ ] It's [ __ ] either way.
01:34
01:34 >> I I I think what I what I'm trying to
01:35
01:35 get is because I know the time is going
01:37
01:37 to change and the sun's not going to
01:39
01:39 start setting until like after 7:30
01:41
01:41 around here, I'm like I'm jazzed up. I'm
01:44
01:44 pumped. I'm I'm ready to just spread my
01:46
01:46 wings or my legs, whichever comes first.
01:49
01:49 But I'm I'm I'm feeling pretty good
01:51
01:51 tonight and uh happy to be here and and
01:54
01:54 happy that everybody's listening and
01:56
01:56 watching and thank you for joining us,
01:57
01:57 having a good time.
01:58
01:58 >> Yeah, man. That's a [ __ ] you. God damn
01:60
01:60 it, Joshua. Spreading the positivity. I
02:02
02:02 [ __ ] love it. I'm happy that
02:04
02:04 everybody's here, too. Uh if you can't
02:05
02:05 tell, I've been a little bit inebriated.
02:07
02:07 Uh my tongue is purple uh because I've
02:09
02:09 been drinking wine today, Joshua. I'm
02:11
02:11 [ __ ] thirsty. And I'm even more
02:13
02:13 thirsty to know what is in
02:16
02:16 >> your cup this evening, buddy. The last
02:18
02:18 few weeks you've only been drinking
02:19
02:19 coffee. I've been disappointed, upset.
02:22
02:22 So, what do you got? What's in this?
02:24
02:24 >> Okay. So, I I just I knew you were going
02:25
02:25 to say something like that. So, I I hate
02:28
02:28 to disappoint you, but I am drinking
02:31
02:31 coffee again tonight, Sean. I am
02:33
02:33 drinking coffee. But
02:35
02:35 >> I spiked it up. I put a little Bailey's
02:38
02:38 in there just because I I needed
02:41
02:41 >> a little bit of flavor in my life. And I
02:42
02:42 feel like sometimes that's what Bailey's
02:44
02:44 is for, right? You got a little bit of
02:45
02:45 coffee, you can splash. There's nothing
02:47
02:47 wrong with it. And that's exactly what I
02:49
02:49 did for this episode. I got coffee, a
02:51
02:51 little Bailey's. It's smooth. It It
02:53
02:53 tastes good. Um, cheers, buddy. This is
02:56
02:56 what I'm sipping on tonight.
02:57
02:57 >> I love your descriptions, buddy. It's
02:59
02:59 smooth. It tastes good. It's coffee.
03:02
03:02 Wait, how many shots are How many shots
03:04
03:04 are in there?
03:04
03:04 >> Oh, it's always a It's always a double,
03:06
03:06 man. I I don't I don't
03:07
03:07 >> That's not true. Last time you did four,
03:09
03:09 so it's not always a double.
03:11
03:11 >> Okay, so yeah, it was four. It's a
03:14
03:14 double double shot. A quad. Okay, there
03:16
03:16 you It's a quad shot. There you go.
03:17
03:17 Yeah, it's a quad shot. Yeah. But uh
03:19
03:19 yeah, that's it's it's good. It's fresh.
03:21
03:21 Uh
03:23
03:23 >> [ __ ] What else do you want me to say?
03:25
03:25 >> I want you to describe the beans to me,
03:27
03:27 buddy. I want to know what you are.
03:29
03:29 >> You know what's funny is is we're going
03:30
03:30 to we're going to talk about Sean's
03:31
03:31 drink in a second, but he's probably
03:32
03:32 going to grill me at some point on
03:34
03:34 coffee and this whole [ __ ] thing. Um
03:37
03:37 go ahead, Sean. What is in your cup
03:39
03:39 tonight? What is in your cup tonight,
03:40
03:40 buddy? buddy. I've been I've been
03:43
03:43 waiting all week for this. As most of
03:46
03:46 you know, if you are an avid listener of
03:49
03:49 this podcast, hey, thank you. Uh if
03:50
03:50 you're not, uh I'm a connoisseur of what
03:52
03:52 we like to call hard cers. And I got a
03:55
03:55 new hard cider, buddy. A a limited
03:57
03:57 seasonal release uh by Incin Cider, who
04:00
04:00 also make the Pog Cider that I drink on
04:02
04:02 this podcast most often. Uh but this one
04:04
04:04 is called Wild Berry, buddy. Look at
04:07
04:07 that. Wild Berry. Incline Cider House.
04:10
04:10 Wild Berry Seasonal release. Uh, this is
04:12
04:12 6.9. I've I have not had this one. I was
04:16
04:16 waiting for this very moment, which is
04:17
04:17 why I'm so thirsty. Uh, I waited all
04:21
04:21 week for this, buddy. I waited all week
04:22
04:22 to give this a taste right here live on.
04:25
04:25 Sorry for a little late out live. Let me
04:27
04:27 give it a smell first.
04:29
04:29 Doesn't smell Oh, actually a little hint
04:32
04:32 of blueberry. You know, like uh you know
04:34
04:34 an ego, Joshua, a blueberry ago. That's
04:37
04:37 >> kind of like what this smells like.
04:41
04:41 I love aos, by the way. Damn.
04:43
04:43 >> Oh [ __ ] buddy. Oh [ __ ] That's good.
04:48
04:48 That's That's good. It tastes like if
04:50
04:50 you had blueberries, raspberries, and
04:52
04:52 blackberries, and you called them wild
04:55
04:55 berries and you mushed them into a
04:57
04:57 goddamn like concoction and threw in
04:59
04:59 some hard cider. That's exactly what
05:01
05:01 this tastes like, ladies and gentlemen.
05:03
05:03 This tastes like wild berries. Not
05:06
05:06 sponsored, but delicious. Highly
05:08
05:08 recommend, buddy. This is probably one
05:10
05:10 of my new favorites. Unfortunately, it's
05:12
05:12 just the seasonal release, so I'm just
05:14
05:14 going to have to have two of them right
05:16
05:16 here with me.
05:18
05:18 Shame. What a shame.
05:20
05:20 >> Well, what's the shelf life on those?
05:21
05:21 Could you buy like say like 14 cases of
05:24
05:24 them and just store them in your pantry?
05:27
05:27 Like,
05:27
05:27 >> do they have a shelf life?
05:29
05:29 >> I'm pretty sure they do have a shelf
05:30
05:30 life to be honest. Like, it it might be
05:32
05:32 a year or some [ __ ] like that. Uh, but
05:35
05:35 the best hard cider is the freshest hard
05:37
05:37 cider. You know, these ones were
05:38
05:38 packaged uh in January. So, that's still
05:43
05:43 pretty fresh considering it's March. You
05:45
05:45 know, it's usually about like 3 months
05:48
05:48 is like still considered fresh. So,
05:50
05:50 yeah, a year. I don't know if I want to
05:52
05:52 drink a can that's a year old. Would you
05:55
05:55 want to drink a can of something that's
05:56
05:56 a year old, buddy?
05:58
05:58 >> I I mean, if it was stored in a cool
06:00
06:00 place out of the sun in the dark, you
06:03
06:03 know? I mean, probably. But I would
06:05
06:05 highly suggest, real quick, small
06:07
06:07 tangent, we do this on this podcast.
06:09
06:09 >> Um, if you have never tasted a cider
06:12
06:12 before, if you're one of our listeners
06:13
06:13 that have never had a cider or you just
06:15
06:15 feel like it's not your thing, I would
06:17
06:17 highly recommend you go to a cider
06:19
06:19 festival where they have everything
06:21
06:21 where they have cers on tap to basically
06:24
06:24 you're tasting it at the source. So give
06:26
06:26 that a try because I wasn't a big cider
06:28
06:28 person and Sean invited me to a
06:29
06:29 ciderfest one time and he he totally
06:32
06:32 changed my mind on cider. So if you're
06:34
06:34 going to try a cider for the first time,
06:35
06:35 go to a ciderfest. Don't judge it before
06:37
06:37 you you know go to a festival.
06:40
06:40 >> You know what's actually kind of funny
06:41
06:41 about that buddy is that I think a lot
06:44
06:44 of people's conception on cers is that
06:45
06:45 cers are really sweet. And for example,
06:48
06:48 this wild berry cider by incline cider
06:52
06:52 is not very sweet. like it's not it's
06:55
06:55 sweet, but it's not like overly sweet
06:57
06:57 like you're eating a candy. And that's a
06:58
06:58 different genre of cers. There's a whole
07:00
07:00 bunch of different cers that you can
07:02
07:02 have. There's dry cers, there's semieet
07:04
07:04 cers, there's super sweet cers, there's
07:07
07:07 it's it's a whole variety. So, I'm glad
07:08
07:08 that Joshua brought that up because yes,
07:10
07:10 go to a cider festival, try a few
07:12
07:12 different cers, and then you'll know why
07:14
07:14 I'm addicted to mainly cers and alcohol.
07:18
07:18 I think it's a problem. Okay. Is this
07:21
07:21 where we transition to you [ __ ] on
07:22
07:22 me about coffee again or just move on to
07:25
07:25 the chat?
07:26
07:26 >> Buddy, I was going to [ __ ] on you about
07:28
07:28 coffee. I really was. But
07:30
07:30 >> you still can. Then you told me I mean
07:31
07:31 it's fine to [ __ ] on me.
07:33
07:33 >> No. Literally. People pay for that. I'm
07:35
07:35 not going to I'm not going to yuck your
07:37
07:37 yum until you have
07:40
07:40 >> the image of your coffee
07:43
07:43 >> set up that I want to see cuz there that
07:46
07:46 is where the judgment will lie because
07:48
07:48 I've seen a few things. You know, I've
07:50
07:50 talked about cider. I've I mean, I've
07:52
07:52 talked about coffee with you on this
07:54
07:54 podcast a few times, and my phone is
07:56
07:56 actively listening to me, and it's shown
07:58
07:58 me videos on the TikToks about people
08:01
08:01 making coffee and about drinking coffee.
08:04
08:04 And I need to judge your setup. So, I'm
08:06
08:06 not going to judge you for coffee right
08:08
08:08 now, but as soon as you send that
08:10
08:10 picture and you post that picture, there
08:12
08:12 will be judgment.
08:13
08:13 >> Hard judgment.
08:15
08:15 >> I mean, I'm fine with that. Okay. Just
08:17
08:17 please don't ask me when you start to
08:19
08:19 judge how much I spent on everything cuz
08:22
08:22 that's not
08:22
08:22 >> there will be you don't ask.
08:24
08:24 >> It's not for me to judge the pricing.
08:27
08:27 All right. It is to help the people the
08:29
08:29 consumer of this podcast understand the
08:33
08:33 value versus the cons of what you're
08:36
08:36 doing. That's it. That's it.
08:38
08:38 >> So don't worry.
08:39
08:39 >> Don't worry about it. We'll get to it.
08:41
08:41 We'll get to it.
08:43
08:43 Well, if you don't want to grill me,
08:44
08:44 which I was expecting. I did some
08:46
08:46 stretching before we got into that, you
08:47
08:47 know, the possibility of you grilling me
08:49
08:49 on this [ __ ] U
08:52
08:52 180, baby. 180.
08:54
08:54 >> Okay.
08:54
08:54 >> All right. So, does that mean we move on
08:56
08:56 to the next
08:57
08:57 >> fun section of this podcast that we
08:58
08:58 normally
08:59
08:59 >> Hell yeah, dude. Let's get Let's get to
09:00
09:00 the chat with this section.
09:01
09:01 >> These two guys.
09:02
09:02 >> Yeah. The meat and potatoes, as Josh
09:04
09:04 would likes to say. Uh the chat with
09:05
09:05 this section is the part of the podcast
09:07
09:07 that we talk about what we're going to
09:09
09:09 talk about. Uh and they are as followed.
09:13
09:13 The first one is pick your poison.
09:15
09:15 Wonderful topic by the way.
09:16
09:16 >> I like it.
09:18
09:18 >> The second one is art or music.
09:21
09:21 >> Followed by summer of no fun.
09:25
09:25 Interesting. All right. And the last one
09:28
09:28 is animal.
09:29
09:29 >> Oh, sorry. Animals, objects, or numbers?
09:33
09:33 >> Oo, it's a mouthful. I'm excited. I'm
09:35
09:35 excited.
09:36
09:36 >> It shall be when we get there. Stay
09:37
09:37 tuned.
09:40
09:40 Oh god, I can't wait. Um, this first
09:42
09:42 one, pick your poison, buddy. This is a
09:45
09:45 topic I gave to Joshua and uh I'm kind
09:47
09:47 of excited about this. Uh because
09:51
09:51 we like to do a lot of would you rathers
09:54
09:54 or this or thats or whatever you want to
09:56
09:56 call them. Uh but Joshua, we've gone
09:58
09:58 corporate. We've gone corporate. Uh just
10:00
10:00 like with our fortunes at the end of the
10:03
10:03 episodes. Uh not sponsored by Misfortune
10:05
10:05 Cookies, but eventually maybe wink wink.
10:08
10:08 Uh Joshua, I was in the store. I was in
10:10
10:10 our Fred Meyer, which is like the fancy
10:12
10:12 Walmart up here, and I found this game,
10:17
10:17 this card game called Pick Your Poison,
10:20
10:20 and it is essentially just uh would you
10:24
10:24 rather questions and uh not sponsored,
10:27
10:27 but Pick Your Poison. So, we've gone
10:30
10:30 corporate. I've decided to forego my uh
10:34
10:34 original thoughts and just going to read
10:37
10:37 them off cards for you, buddy. So, let's
10:40
10:40 play some Pick Your Poison. Uh just to
10:44
10:44 start this episode off, buddy. And these
10:46
10:46 are all random cards. I'm just kind of
10:47
10:47 pulling them from the top and the
10:48
10:48 middle. Uh so, I'm giving you two,
10:50
10:50 buddy. So, here you go, buddy. Would you
10:53
10:53 rather, Joshua,
10:54
10:54 be allergic to every food that contains
10:57
10:57 the letter A or E
11:01
11:01 or
11:03
11:03 take five shots of espresso every
11:05
11:05 evening before bed? I feel like you
11:07
11:07 already do that.
11:10
11:10 >> Well, I I I drink coffee or espresso to
11:14
11:14 wake up. So, if I started doing that
11:17
11:17 before I went to bed, it would probably
11:20
11:20 [ __ ] that up for me, honestly. Um,
11:23
11:23 >> cuz I It's like a taste. It's like a
11:25
11:25 treasure. It's It's the reason my eyes
11:26
11:26 wake up. I I treat that as like
11:29
11:29 >> treasure.
11:29
11:29 >> A treasure. They're like gold coins. I'm
11:32
11:32 wet gold coins I'm dropping in in these
11:34
11:34 little cups in the morning.
11:36
11:36 >> Wet gold coins. Is that how you describe
11:39
11:39 your coffee? Wet gold coins.
11:42
11:42 >> I I don't know. I mean, I'm I'm using
11:45
11:45 like a hard object to describe a liquid,
11:47
11:47 a gold coin. It's pretty stupid, but I
11:50
11:50 see it as a treasure treat espresso. But
11:53
11:53 I I like apples. I like other things
11:56
11:56 that start with a that I don't know why
11:58
11:58 I can't think of any other ones, but
11:60
11:60 apple, cuz there's a one before I came
12:01
12:01 on right now.
12:04
12:04 >> Elephants,
12:05
12:05 >> avocados. I think they're spelled with
12:07
12:07 an a. Asparagus.
12:10
12:10 [ __ ]
12:12
12:12 How many a vegetables and fruits can
12:15
12:15 Joshua name?
12:16
12:16 >> That that's what we should have done in
12:17
12:17 the beginning of this uh before you ask
12:19
12:19 that question. But because food can
12:21
12:21 sometimes be an obstacle for me, even as
12:24
12:24 much as I love it, I I feel like I could
12:27
12:27 find alternatives to any food that start
12:30
12:30 with an A.
12:32
12:32 >> Okay.
12:32
12:32 >> So, I would I could I think would I
12:35
12:35 could give up
12:36
12:36 >> the letter A foods. I think I could do
12:38
12:38 that.
12:38
12:38 >> Uh um I 100% agree with you on that one.
12:41
12:41 Uh cuz I cannot drink espresso cuz I do
12:43
12:43 not like coffee that much. So yeah, I'm
12:45
12:45 I'm in the same boat. Uh we'll together
12:48
12:48 find foods that don't start with uh the
12:50
12:50 letter A or E or uh it actually says
12:54
12:54 contains the letter A or E.
12:56
12:56 >> Oh [ __ ] Well, I mean come on, dude. I
12:57
12:57 mean a steak, right?
12:59
12:59 >> Actually, it says let me reread this. It
13:02
13:02 says be allergic to every food that
13:04
13:04 contains the letter A or E.
13:08
13:08 >> Could you even live? Do you know?
13:10
13:10 >> No. No, you couldn't. To be honest with
13:11
13:11 you, you really couldn't.
13:12
13:12 >> I mean, most foods like a watermelon,
13:15
13:15 you know, there's so many different
13:16
13:16 things that start with like that are
13:18
13:18 good for you. Probably would you would
13:20
13:20 lack nutritious nutritional value if you
13:22
13:22 didn't eat any food with the letter A in
13:25
13:25 it, right?
13:25
13:25 >> Yeah. Even the word meat has the letter
13:29
13:29 A in it. So, any meat, you're [ __ ]
13:32
13:32 >> Yeah. I I don't know that that you they
13:35
13:35 put you in a corner with that question.
13:36
13:36 That's not even fair. It's not even
13:37
13:37 fair. Get out of here.
13:39
13:39 >> All right, let's move on. Let me give
13:40
13:40 you another one. Here we go. I'm pulling
13:41
13:41 two more cards at random, buddy.
13:43
13:43 >> Here you go. Joshua, would you rather be
13:46
13:46 required to steal from every tip jar you
13:50
13:50 see or
13:52
13:52 >> damn
13:53
13:53 >> have
13:55
13:55 Sorry. Have walking be your only means
13:58
13:58 of transportation.
14:00
14:00 >> Is Is this even hard? I feel like if if
14:03
14:03 this is your first time listening, what
14:05
14:05 I mean, I'm not even going to answer
14:07
14:07 this this thing. This is stupid. The guy
14:10
14:10 who could literally walk with all the
14:12
14:12 mile what four million miles I walked
14:14
14:14 last year.
14:15
14:15 >> I basically could have walked to Alaska.
14:18
14:18 You're looking at this guy like what's
14:20
14:20 he going to pick? Of course I'm gonna
14:21
14:21 I'm gonna Dude, I'm totally walking.
14:23
14:23 Like I could I I would totally I don't
14:26
14:26 Call me Forest Gump 2.0. Like I will
14:29
14:29 [ __ ] use my legs to go anywhere I
14:31
14:31 need to go if I have to. I will
14:33
14:33 literally walk to the edge of the earth
14:35
14:35 if I have to.
14:37
14:37 >> I do. So now I have to ask the question
14:39
14:39 like does this pertain to like your
14:42
14:42 friends like if okay so like let's say I
14:45
14:45 I'm going to visit you right and you are
14:48
14:48 now you can only walk as your means of
14:52
14:52 transportation does that mean I can't
14:54
14:54 even put you in my car you know you have
14:56
14:56 to like walk alongside me you know like
14:59
14:59 is that how this works
15:01
15:01 >> no what you would have to do is you'd
15:02
15:02 have to tell me where you want to be
15:04
15:04 when you want to be even if it was like
15:05
15:05 days later and I would have to start
15:09
15:09 >> before if you're like, "Hey Joshua, you
15:12
15:12 know, we're going to Mexico." I would
15:13
15:13 have to start like a year in advance.
15:15
15:15 >> A year. Yeah.
15:17
15:17 >> Whatever.
15:17
15:17 >> Damn.
15:18
15:18 >> And just start my walk down there. I'
15:20
15:20 I've even told people, "Hey, like if you
15:22
15:22 just want to drop me off because I love
15:23
15:23 the beach so much."
15:25
15:25 >> Like I've I I really wanted just cuz
15:27
15:27 where we live that you you kind of can
15:29
15:29 walk most of the beaches are areas where
15:31
15:31 there's like jetties and stuff. Um, but
15:33
15:33 I I've really wanted to just to park or
15:36
15:36 get dropped off somewhere and literally
15:37
15:37 walk from say if you if you know from
15:40
15:40 around here like Moss Landing all the
15:41
15:41 way to San like to basically is walk as
15:43
15:43 far as I can walk along the beach
15:47
15:47 because I just I just enjoy it, man.
15:48
15:48 Like there's something about being
15:49
15:49 outside and just a good walk to clear
15:52
15:52 the mind, the soul, whatever. Maybe I
15:54
15:54 just like the outdoors too much. I don't
15:55
15:55 know.
15:56
15:56 >> Maybe. Yeah, you're a little freak like
15:58
15:58 that, so it makes sense.
15:59
15:59 >> It's not even about the exercise either,
16:01
16:01 man. It's just it's just out on a nice
16:03
16:03 >> Yeah, you're a little freak. That's what
16:04
16:04 I'm saying. Little freaky freak.
16:06
16:06 >> Nature freaks. See, I'm using my legs.
16:08
16:08 >> Yep. Totally.
16:10
16:10 >> I'm not feel sorry for everybody else.
16:12
16:12 You like
16:13
16:13 >> I'm stealing from the tip jar. Hide your
16:15
16:15 children. Hide your wives. I'm stealing
16:17
16:17 from your tip jars.
16:18
16:18 >> I can't steal. Yeah.
16:20
16:20 >> Ah, he's a better man than I am. That's
16:22
16:22 why he's your hero and I'm not. So,
16:24
16:24 there you go.
16:24
16:24 >> Oh, there's a call back.
16:26
16:26 >> Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's what we
16:27
16:27 do on this [ __ ] Uh, buddy, let's give
16:29
16:29 I'm going give you one more and uh maybe
16:31
16:31 next week I'll continue this segment.
16:32
16:32 Here you go, buddy. Would you rather
16:35
16:35 >> wear a bike helmet at all times
16:39
16:39 or
16:40
16:40 be unable to cross the street without
16:42
16:42 holding someone's hand?
16:46
16:46 >> That's That's an odd one.
16:49
16:49 I mean, who's holding people's hands? Do
16:51
16:51 people even do that anymore? You know, I
16:53
16:53 feel like you see people
16:55
16:55 >> that kind of fell off, you know? I I
16:57
16:57 feel like nowadays you see people like
16:59
16:59 push people into the street rather than
17:01
17:01 help them across the street.
17:02
17:02 >> Yeah.
17:02
17:02 >> Or into trains like O.
17:05
17:05 >> Yeah. Some of those videos.
17:06
17:06 >> People are less likely to get helped
17:07
17:07 across the street, you know, than they
17:10
17:10 are. So I'm not I mean germs are a
17:12
17:12 thing. I'm not trying to hold anybody's
17:14
17:14 hand across the street. If I can't make
17:15
17:15 it across the street, then just push me
17:17
17:17 in front of the car and then just in
17:19
17:19 like I I you know I don't need to go
17:22
17:22 Yeah. I don't need to make it across
17:24
17:24 anyways, man. Just
17:26
17:26 >> Okay. Um I So So you're going helmet. Is
17:30
17:30 that what you're going? Is that the
17:31
17:31 answer?
17:32
17:32 >> Yeah, I'll wear a helmet. Yeah, totally.
17:34
17:34 >> I mean, yeah. All right. No.
17:37
17:37 >> I mean, I wear I wear a hat.
17:39
17:39 >> For those of you who've listened to our
17:41
17:41 podcast for a very long time, you know
17:42
17:42 Joshua's history with brain damage and
17:44
17:44 and getting hit on the head and stuff.
17:46
17:46 That's right. So, it's probably
17:47
17:47 beneficial that he wears a helmet. So,
17:50
17:50 >> I forgot that that happened. Thank you
17:51
17:51 for letting me, Sean.
17:53
17:53 >> Thank you. It's like
17:55
17:55 >> totally reminded me that I did have
17:57
17:57 brain damage. Thanks.
18:01
18:01 >> Thanks, Sean.
18:02
18:02 >> Listen, for the record, I'm going with
18:04
18:04 holding hands every time I need to cross
18:05
18:05 the street because I'm not outside very
18:08
18:08 often and when I am, I'm usually with
18:09
18:09 the old lady. So, it's just easier just
18:11
18:11 if I held her hand and just like
18:14
18:14 got walked across the street. I'm going
18:16
18:16 to have to get used to it. Eventually,
18:17
18:17 I'm going to get old and I'm not going
18:18
18:18 to be able to walk myself across the
18:20
18:20 street without getting hit by a car. So,
18:22
18:22 you know, the sooner I get used to it,
18:24
18:24 the better.
18:25
18:25 >> That's true. That's true. Yeah. I mean,
18:28
18:28 I could totally see holding somebody's
18:29
18:29 hand, stranger's hand.
18:30
18:30 >> Yeah, of course.
18:32
18:32 >> Yeah. I mean, they're not going to like
18:34
18:34 it, but I'll definitely do it.
18:36
18:36 >> You know, would be fun to do side quest
18:39
18:39 here. It would be fun to just sit on the
18:41
18:41 say like on the on the like a corner
18:43
18:43 somewhere, real busy corner, and just
18:44
18:44 have a tip jar
18:45
18:45 >> and just offer to hold people's hands
18:47
18:47 across the street and they just tip you
18:49
18:49 for doing that.
18:50
18:50 >> Oh, interesting. Do you hang on hang on
18:54
18:54 >> like as courtesy? You know what I mean?
18:56
18:56 Just tip tip me if I hold you help you
18:58
18:58 across the street.
18:58
18:58 >> Okay. Do you think that people would
19:00
19:00 even have cash on them to tip you? I
19:03
19:03 don't think I think you think too many
19:05
19:05 people have cash on them nowadays,
19:06
19:06 buddy. I don't think they do because I
19:08
19:08 say that I say that because it is Girl
19:12
19:12 Scout cookie season and last year the
19:15
19:15 Girl Scouts did not take card
19:19
19:19 whatsoever, right? or maybe there were
19:20
19:20 some that did. But this year I noticed
19:24
19:24 that they are taking card and VMO and
19:27
19:27 like zel and [ __ ] like that. So
19:31
19:31 I don't know buddy I don't know if
19:32
19:32 anybody's carrying cash anymore. So you
19:34
19:34 might have to have like a square thing
19:36
19:36 in your hand or whatever like they do in
19:38
19:38 like like [ __ ] Comic-Con and [ __ ]
19:41
19:41 you know.
19:42
19:42 >> No, I I No, the way I would set it up is
19:44
19:44 you wouldn't even need all that. I just
19:46
19:46 put a QR code as a label on my back and
19:49
19:49 you can just scan my t-shirt and you
19:51
19:51 could just pay me that way. Even people
19:53
19:53 walking by, like they'd just be at a red
19:55
19:55 light looking at me like, "What's that
19:56
19:56 QR code?" And they'd hold up their phone
19:57
19:57 and it' be like, "Tip me for a good
19:59
19:59 time" or some [ __ ] You know what I'm
20:00
20:00 saying? Like I'd have a message pop up.
20:03
20:03 >> People walking by with their meta
20:04
20:04 glasses on, you know, scanning my QR
20:06
20:06 code on me. You know,
20:08
20:08 >> it's kind of like those Have you ever
20:09
20:09 seen like the just married QR codes on
20:12
20:12 people's cars and [ __ ]
20:14
20:14 >> Yeah. I don't know.
20:15
20:15 >> It's like that.
20:16
20:16 >> It's like that was your choice, not
20:17
20:17 mine.
20:19
20:19 >> Yeah. Why? Why do I Why would I give you
20:20
20:20 money?
20:21
20:21 >> Why do I owe you money for you getting
20:23
20:23 married? Like,
20:25
20:25 how's this make sense to me? Like,
20:29
20:29 >> you getting married costs me money. How
20:32
20:32 does this even make sense?
20:33
20:33 >> Yeah.
20:34
20:34 >> Wait, hang on. Speaking of that, did you
20:36
20:36 ever see I think it was a few months
20:38
20:38 back or it might have been recently, I
20:39
20:39 don't know. My brain's not working. Uh,
20:41
20:41 but did you see that thing where a
20:43
20:43 couple was charging people to go to
20:45
20:45 their wedding?
20:46
20:46 >> I did see that. I did.
20:47
20:47 >> Like, buddy, how do you feel about that?
20:49
20:49 Would you do that to me? Like, when you
20:51
20:51 inevitably get married, are you going to
20:53
20:53 charge me to go to your [ __ ] wedding,
20:55
20:55 bro?
20:56
20:56 >> No. What I would do is I would approach
20:57
20:57 the venue and say, "Hey, I got people to
21:00
21:00 work for free." And I would just have
21:02
21:02 everybody show up and they would just
21:03
21:03 all work.
21:05
21:05 Everybody would be servers. Everybody I
21:08
21:08 would just find people who do all the
21:09
21:09 thing that be and and basically
21:11
21:11 everybody who went to my wedding I
21:12
21:12 wouldn't even need chairs because
21:13
21:13 everybody's working the whole time.
21:14
21:14 Everybody's going to walk around,
21:16
21:16 >> you know, but you can just be like a
21:17
21:17 part of it.
21:18
21:18 >> So I'm going to be working your wedding
21:20
21:20 is what you're
21:21
21:21 >> Exactly. Yeah. Exactly. You're going to
21:23
21:23 be bringing me food. You're going to be
21:25
21:25 like,
21:26
21:26 >> "Wait, who am I bringing food to?
21:29
21:29 Wouldn't I be the guest? I'm getting
21:31
21:31 married." Yes. Yes. It's my wedding. I
21:33
21:33 invited you. You know,
21:35
21:35 >> I'm bringing food to you in your wedding
21:39
21:39 >> for free.
21:40
21:40 >> Yes.
21:42
21:42 Remember I invited you like
21:45
21:45 >> you should be doing something like
21:46
21:46 Right. I mean,
21:47
21:47 >> note to self.
21:48
21:48 >> You're helping me because
21:50
21:50 >> because now they don't have to pay
21:52
21:52 people because you're coming for free
21:53
21:53 anyways. And so now you're part of staff
21:55
21:55 and you know I work this whole thing
21:57
21:57 out.
21:58
21:58 >> Am I going to get a W2 for this?
22:01
22:01 >> You may get charged
22:03
22:03 $10.99.
22:04
22:04 I may hit you with the 99.
22:09
22:09 >> Oh, [ __ ] All right, buddy. That that
22:12
22:12 was pick your poison. Uh we'll do some
22:14
22:14 more next week. Uh but let's move on to
22:16
22:16 the next one. I know we're we're we're
22:17
22:17 cutting long in the tooth here. Sorry,
22:19
22:19 everybody. Uh let's do this. Next topic
22:21
22:21 is called art or music. This is a Joshua
22:24
22:24 topic. So, what you got, buddy?
22:25
22:25 >> All right. Art or music. I I took a
22:27
22:27 small poll at work the other day and and
22:30
22:30 before I kind of just throw it out there
22:31
22:31 to everybody. I would like to know,
22:34
22:34 Sean, when it comes to art, our music,
22:37
22:37 if you had to make a sacrifice, like a
22:41
22:41 legitimate sacrifice, it's one of these
22:42
22:42 things that we'd have to wave our Harry
22:44
22:44 Potter magic wand and you would
22:47
22:47 completely remove all the writings on
22:50
22:50 the, you know, the pyramids, like all
22:52
22:52 the art, like everything like like the
22:54
22:54 written just art, whatever it is,
22:57
22:57 you know, all of that. that the Mona
22:58
22:58 Lisa you just erase it and you had to
23:01
23:01 pick either art or music to to to stand
23:05
23:05 to just live forever or just replace one
23:08
23:08 or the other. What would you what would
23:11
23:11 you go with art?
23:12
23:12 >> God damn it. That's so [ __ ] hard,
23:15
23:15 dude. That's a hard question because
23:17
23:17 you're asking a musician whether or not
23:19
23:19 they want to get rid of music or art.
23:23
23:23 And then you can have people argue, "Oh,
23:25
23:25 but music is art, blah, blah, blah."
23:27
23:27 It's not the art Josh was talking about
23:28
23:28 here. Josh was talking about like
23:31
23:31 designs like this. He's talking about
23:32
23:32 [ __ ] behind me. That is the art, right?
23:36
23:36 >> Correct.
23:38
23:38 >> This is tough. But
23:41
23:41 I'm going to get rid of music. I'm going
23:44
23:44 to get rid of music. I'm sorry for those
23:47
23:47 of you who are visually impaired. I
23:49
23:49 apologize
23:50
23:50 because I know you won't be able to
23:52
23:52 experience art the way that we do and
23:55
23:55 that I am sorry about. But
23:58
23:58 I just h I feel like life would be too
24:03
24:03 monotonous and boring without art, you
24:06
24:06 know, without that stimulization
24:10
24:10 of looking at the Mona Lisa and
24:12
24:12 wondering how many dicks she could
24:14
24:14 actually fit in that.
24:17
24:17 you know, there's just there's just
24:20
24:20 things I need to know.
24:22
24:22 And if I got rid of that,
24:26
24:26 I would just be upset. So, yeah, I'm
24:28
24:28 getting rid of music, buddy. As much as
24:30
24:30 I hate it, because
24:32
24:32 I'm a musician at heart, but god damn
24:34
24:34 it, I'm getting rid of music. I'm sorry.
24:36
24:36 Sorry. So, for a So, for a side question
24:38
24:38 I have for you and everybody listening,
24:40
24:40 do you think some of the greatest pieces
24:42
24:42 of artwork that that exist in history
24:45
24:45 >> could have been painted without
24:47
24:47 listening to music?
24:50
24:50 >> Yeah. Yeah, buddy. They I They sure did.
24:53
24:53 They didn't have music, you know? They
24:56
24:56 I'm sure they didn't have uh just I can
24:59
24:59 just imagine like an orchestra
25:03
25:03 behind
25:06
25:06 Leonardo da Vinci as he's painting.
25:08
25:08 That's
25:08
25:08 >> what I'm saying. You don't think you
25:10
25:10 don't think Da Vinci had no music? You
25:12
25:12 don't think singing
25:14
25:14 [ __ ] music?
25:16
25:16 >> He didn't have a record player on the
25:17
25:17 side of him as he's writing [ __ ] You
25:20
25:20 know,
25:22
25:22 there ain't no way in hell, you know. No
25:24
25:24 way now that they had music playing. You
25:26
25:26 know what? I'll take Let me Let me take
25:27
25:27 that back. Let me take that back. Maybe
25:30
25:30 there have been some doodles or
25:33
25:33 paintings that were created while music
25:36
25:36 was playing cuz I'm sure that had to
25:38
25:38 have been a possibility at some point in
25:39
25:39 time. But I feel like the majority of
25:43
25:43 the paintings back then would not have
25:45
25:45 had music playing. You know, it might
25:48
25:48 have just been the rhythmic sounds of
25:50
25:50 like birds chirping or being abducted by
25:54
25:54 aliens, you know, in the distance,
25:57
25:57 >> you know, like or the screams of dying
25:59
25:59 people. I don't know. Like I feel like
26:01
26:01 there is no music though that was
26:02
26:02 playing for the majority of that art
26:04
26:04 being created. But good question.
26:07
26:07 >> Okay. All right. No, no. I that's why I
26:09
26:09 was curious because I was talking to
26:10
26:10 somebody at work about this. So most
26:12
26:12 most people at work, before I give you
26:14
26:14 my answer, most people that I talked to
26:16
26:16 >> chose to get rid of art, believe it or
26:19
26:19 not.
26:20
26:20 >> Really?
26:20
26:20 >> Most yes, most people
26:23
26:23 >> stuck with music
26:25
26:25 >> as
26:26
26:26 >> their means of uh entertainment or, you
26:29
26:29 know, they they removed they got rid of
26:31
26:31 they got rid of art. They were they were
26:33
26:33 happy with music.
26:34
26:34 >> Wow.
26:35
26:35 >> Good choice.
26:36
26:36 >> What was the reason? Did you ask the
26:37
26:37 reason? Um, well, the reason is the same
26:40
26:40 thing I'm going to get into because I
26:42
26:42 feel like through music,
26:44
26:44 it creates, you can visualize art. You
26:47
26:47 can, even though you're not allowed to
26:49
26:49 do it,
26:50
26:50 >> some people can can hear sound and see
26:53
26:53 color, I guess, let's put it that way.
26:55
26:55 But can you look at art
26:57
26:57 >> and
26:59
26:59 hear music?
27:00
27:00 >> That that so there's the thing there.
27:02
27:02 Can you look at art and hear music? Or
27:05
27:05 can you hear music and see color? see
27:07
27:07 art. And this that's the perspective I'm
27:10
27:10 coming at it to is is when I hear music,
27:14
27:14 >> I I get visual. I see color. I can close
27:18
27:18 my eyes. I can put myself in a space
27:19
27:19 where I can just imagine being on the
27:22
27:22 beach or I can imagine being the
27:23
27:23 mountains. I can imagine being anywhere
27:24
27:24 I want to be through through sound. Now,
27:29
27:29 if I look at a beautiful picture of
27:32
27:32 again the mountains or I look at a damn
27:34
27:34 airplane, in my head, am I hearing m M
27:37
27:37 you know what I mean? Like like is there
27:39
27:39 a the buzz of the the ring of the bells
27:42
27:42 of the train if I'm looking at a picture
27:45
27:45 you know like are you really getting the
27:46
27:46 audible are you getting tuned in enough
27:48
27:48 to the art that you are hearing the
27:50
27:50 sound from it?
27:52
27:52 >> I don't think so. I I don't know.
27:53
27:53 >> So hang on because this completely is
27:57
27:57 the opposite of how I feel because I can
27:59
27:59 look at the Mona Lisa and I can
28:01
28:01 visualize myself with her. you know,
28:05
28:05 like I can visually put myself in that
28:07
28:07 situation. And like with music, I
28:11
28:11 actually have a harder time visualizing
28:18
28:18 that feeling. Like if you have like
28:19
28:19 heard a song that puts you on the beach,
28:21
28:21 right? I would hear that same song and
28:22
28:22 I'd be like, "It just sounds like notes
28:25
28:25 and stuff." Like I I can't visualize
28:27
28:27 anything. It's weird because I feel the
28:29
28:29 exact opposite of you, buddy. Like I I
28:31
28:31 can look at a piece of art and put
28:33
28:33 myself into that art. Like I can look at
28:35
28:35 the laboo's behind me and I can imagine
28:36
28:36 myself with that laboo and we're like
28:38
28:38 hanging out having a [ __ ] play party,
28:40
28:40 you know? Like that's weird. That's I
28:43
28:43 mean two different perspectives
28:44
28:44 obviously, but it's crazy.
28:46
28:46 >> And that's why this is a trippy uh uh
28:49
28:49 you know thought experiment for you
28:50
28:50 everybody listening. Uh I I challenge
28:52
28:52 you just not even challenge just have
28:53
28:53 some fun with this. ask around and see
28:55
28:55 how if you're on the same page as people
28:57
28:57 around you, would they would they prefer
28:59
28:59 art or music because just to to to kill
29:03
29:03 it to end it or whatever. Um I I
29:07
29:07 normally am very visual like this is why
29:09
29:09 this is a trippy kind of thought process
29:10
29:10 for me because I am a very very visual
29:13
29:13 person. I love looking at things. cuz I
29:16
29:16 I mean visually just is great, but but
29:20
29:20 music for me I could go blind and and it
29:23
29:23 could music can instantly just take me
29:25
29:25 back to a moment or or even smells or
29:28
29:28 whatever. So I I think for me music is a
29:31
29:31 great thing and that's why I think it's
29:33
29:33 so awesome that me and you partake in
29:36
29:36 creating music together on this podcast.
29:39
29:39 Well,
29:39
29:39 >> create's a strong word here, buddy.
29:42
29:42 >> Well, I mean, okay, may whatever. Call
29:44
29:44 what you want.
29:46
29:46 >> Call it what you will. But Joshua is
29:47
29:47 right. Let's put a quarter in that
29:48
29:48 [ __ ] jukebox and let's get this
29:50
29:50 AI song for the week. Uh, buddy, what do
29:53
29:53 we got? What's the name? What is this
29:55
29:55 about? You tell me.
29:56
29:56 >> Okay, so for the AI song this week, man,
29:58
29:58 I I I rendered this out. I I I was
30:01
30:01 having a hard I'm not going to lie,
30:02
30:02 everybody. I had a hard time coming up
30:04
30:04 with this one. So, uh, I had, you know,
30:07
30:07 here here before we played the song, I
30:09
30:09 almost would like to put out a few
30:11
30:11 versions of the song and have people
30:13
30:13 pick on which version they like the most
30:15
30:15 cuz because I got a bunch of the this
30:17
30:17 version of this song and and this is the
30:19
30:19 one I went for or went with. Uh, the the
30:21
30:21 song the title of the song is Fall into
30:24
30:24 Me. And um there's going to be the uh
30:27
30:27 the male and female vocal struggle, the
30:29
30:29 battle of it. There's some messaging
30:31
30:31 behind it and um some new elements, some
30:34
30:34 some stuff I had fun with, but it can
30:35
30:35 get kind of loud. So, if you you have us
30:38
30:38 turned up already on your speakers. Uh
30:41
30:41 you may want to click it down a couple
30:42
30:42 notches because there's there's parts in
30:45
30:45 this where it gets a little loud, but uh
30:47
30:47 again, sit back, enjoy. I tried really
30:50
30:50 hard, guys. Uh and hopefully you like
30:52
30:52 this version of the song.
30:54
30:54 >> All right, here.
30:56
30:56 >> Uh here it is. Fall into me. Boom.
31:18
31:18 My best friend's a bottle with no name.
31:22
31:22 It keeps my shadows quiet. It keeps me
31:24
31:24 wide awake.
31:27
31:27 I swear I'm getting stronger, but I
31:30
31:30 still cave. Every whisper somehow turns
31:32
31:32 into her name.
31:36
31:36 I'm the warmth you reach for. When the
31:39
31:39 night turns cruel, the secret you keep,
31:42
31:42 the truth you never told. Come me
31:45
31:45 closer, love.
31:49
31:49 Let me steady those hands.
31:53
31:53 Just one more taste to soften the egg.
31:56
31:56 You have the light inside my darkest
31:58
31:58 ring.
31:60
31:60 >> You don't need the past. You just need
32:03
32:03 >> I'm chasing echo just to feel something.
32:12
32:12 Silence is a blessing. Silence is a
32:15
32:15 blade.
32:17
32:17 It cuts with pleasure. It cuts with
32:20
32:20 pain. But in the memory of her presence,
32:24
32:24 I remain unstay.
32:44
32:44 I keep pretending I can walk away, but
32:48
32:48 every night I fall in the same old
32:51
32:51 place. Losing her left me talking in the
32:55
32:55 shadows again.
32:58
32:58 Half a man with trembling head.
33:02
33:02 >> You don't need her now. You've got me
33:05
33:05 instead. Let me quiet the wor till your
33:09
33:09 empty bed. Lay a bur down.
33:14
33:14 Love, let me take the rest.
33:22
33:22 MAYBE ONE DAY I'LL PUT THE BOTTLE DOWN.
33:27
33:27 Don't run from what we've
33:30
33:30 drowned out.
33:34
33:34 I drown it out.
33:39
33:39 I'M CHASING
33:41
33:41 just to feel something again.
33:45
33:45 >> I can take the quiet. I can take the
33:48
33:48 pain
33:52
33:52 of the presence.
34:21
34:21 Hot dog, buddy. Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot
34:23
34:23 diggity dog.
34:25
34:25 >> That was good.
34:26
34:26 >> That was good. Honestly, it was okay. It
34:28
34:28 was I didn't hate it. I like the
34:30
34:30 lyricism in that one. It was good. Uh it
34:32
34:32 actually told like a pretty deep dark
34:34
34:34 story, which was And you're getting so
34:37
34:37 good at the duets. Like honestly, that's
34:39
34:39 one of the things I struggled with using
34:41
34:41 Sono as like the the program it is. It's
34:43
34:43 like it's hard to get duets to sound
34:46
34:46 good. And you're getting so good at
34:48
34:48 that, dude. And the beat changes in
34:50
34:50 that. Like honestly I'm getting kind of
34:52
34:52 jealous because like as I'm over here
34:54
34:54 like uh so if you haven't heard our
34:57
34:57 podcast before, hi, welcome. We're Sean
34:59
34:59 and Josh. We're your tuna best friends.
35:01
35:01 Um but we do AI music and listen AI
35:04
35:04 music and AI image and and stuff like
35:06
35:06 that. Like it's all controversial and
35:08
35:08 whatever. Uh musician 10 years plus. Uh
35:11
35:11 Joshua not musician uh but loves music.
35:14
35:14 Uh, and I am for AI music because it
35:16
35:16 gives Joshua the lazy creative aspect to
35:20
35:20 make things like that. And who gives a
35:23
35:23 [ __ ] you know? Uh, but I'm getting so
35:26
35:26 jealous that you're making you're taking
35:29
35:29 such big strides in your development of
35:32
35:32 making this stuff, buddy, like in and
35:34
35:34 wording and like getting stuff to sound
35:37
35:37 good that it it it makes me so [ __ ]
35:40
35:40 happy, dude. like you're finding song
35:42
35:42 structure and you're like figuring out
35:45
35:45 dynamics and like you're you're doing
35:47
35:47 things a musician would do just in a
35:50
35:50 different instrument. That's all it is.
35:51
35:51 He has a different instrument. Get used
35:53
35:53 to it. [ __ ] off, you know. So, I'm very
35:55
35:55 proud of you. That was a good I can't
35:56
35:56 wait for Actually, you don't get the
35:58
35:58 next one because I get the next one, but
35:59
35:59 I can't wait for the one after that from
36:02
36:02 you. So, I'm happy. I'm I liked it. I'm
36:04
36:04 going to put in my playlist. I hope
36:05
36:05 everybody did, too.
36:07
36:07 >> I'm done talking, buddy. I'm getting I'm
36:08
36:08 getting to the point where I'm I'm I'm
36:10
36:10 just like word rambling, you know.
36:12
36:12 >> No, it's totally cool. And and uh just
36:14
36:14 to put one more pin in this, uh we use
36:17
36:17 the AI, like Sean said, as a creative
36:18
36:18 outlet. And this is ultimately a
36:21
36:21 stepping stone on this podcast. Where
36:22
36:22 the music is going to take us or take
36:24
36:24 this podcast is to be seen. Um but what
36:27
36:27 Sean doesn't know is sometimes these
36:29
36:29 songs that are written, although it's
36:31
36:31 not recorded, hey, this this guy, this
36:34
36:34 voice may be singing some of this [ __ ]
36:36
36:36 in the background. So, don't be
36:37
36:37 surprised if one of these days we come
36:41
36:41 out with a song and Sean goes, "You
36:44
36:44 know, that voice sounded a little too
36:46
36:46 familiar."
36:47
36:47 >> A little too familiar.
36:49
36:49 >> Stay tuned.
36:50
36:50 >> It's going to get fun.
36:52
36:52 >> I am so excited for that. I can't wait.
36:54
36:54 I can't. That's going to be [ __ ]
36:55
36:55 amazing.
36:57
36:57 >> Just a stepping stone. Yeah.
36:58
36:58 >> Joshua, speaking of stepping stones,
37:00
37:00 hey, last week I teased some uh new
37:04
37:04 merch drops. Uh, and this week I want to
37:07
37:07 follow up on that merch drop. Buddy, are
37:09
37:09 you okay if I spend like five minutes
37:10
37:10 just real quick uh to show off the new
37:13
37:13 merch that we have?
37:13
37:13 >> Go for it, dude. I'm I'm here. I'm I'm
37:15
37:15 vibing out with the audience, so I'll
37:18
37:18 back.
37:18
37:18 >> Let's [ __ ] do it. Hey, if you're just
37:21
37:21 listening, head on over to sorry for the
37:22
37:22 delay.live/merch.
37:24
37:24 We have a new shirt in the store. Uh
37:27
37:27 Joshua, I'll go and share my screen with
37:29
37:29 you. And I also want to share some
37:30
37:30 updates on the website because, you
37:32
37:32 know, I've been working on the [ __ ] in
37:33
37:33 the background and I love working on it.
37:34
37:34 Uh, so here's the website. Uh, Joshua,
37:36
37:36 what the people may not know is that I
37:38
37:38 changed the color scheme a little bit so
37:40
37:40 everything kind of matches now. So
37:42
37:42 here's our main website. It's beautiful.
37:43
37:43 Sorry for the light out live. Uh, and we
37:45
37:45 also have the new merch. Here it is. Uh,
37:48
37:48 >> wow. Check that out.
37:49
37:49 >> After careful consideration,
37:52
37:52 Joshua had convinced me that people
37:54
37:54 really liked the flower logo and I was
37:57
37:57 like, you know what? I already spent the
37:59
37:59 time and the effort, so we're just going
38:01
38:01 to make that the shirt this season. This
38:03
38:03 is the spring logo. It is called the
38:05
38:05 blooming afterlife shirt. It comes in
38:07
38:07 black and white. I separated them out so
38:10
38:10 you guys knew which one was which. Uh
38:11
38:11 but there it is, buddy. The spring uh
38:14
38:14 the blooming afterlife. And when you
38:16
38:16 click into the merch store, the
38:18
38:18 wonderful merch store that we have here,
38:20
38:20 the limited edition spring collection.
38:22
38:22 Uh the spring collection is called
38:24
38:24 Garden of Delay. Oh, fun fun play on
38:28
38:28 words there, right?
38:29
38:29 >> That is great.
38:31
38:31 >> So, there it is. There's your spring
38:32
38:32 collection. Go ahead and sorry for the
38:33
38:33 layout live merch and pick up a shirt,
38:35
38:35 please. And thank you. It would mean the
38:37
38:37 world to us. Also, while you're there,
38:39
38:39 uh the AI radio is still up there with
38:41
38:41 all the old classics that you can hear
38:43
38:43 uh until Joshua updates it eventually.
38:45
38:45 And then also on the merch site is the
38:47
38:47 OG collection, which is still here
38:49
38:49 rocking and rolling. All of your
38:51
38:51 favorites that you've been seeing me
38:52
38:52 rock the Kraken all the way down here.
38:55
38:55 bad boy right there. Uh but yeah, pick
38:57
38:57 up a shirt, let us know how you feel
38:58
38:58 about it. And um you know, that that's
39:01
39:01 all I really got to say about that. So,
39:03
39:03 just wanted to share that out with you
39:05
39:05 that the spring collection is out a
39:07
39:07 limited one of one drop and it'll be
39:09
39:09 available until the start of summer,
39:12
39:12 which Joshua, what have we deemed the
39:14
39:14 start of summer? What is the start of
39:16
39:16 summer?
39:17
39:17 I, you know, I think when the uh time
39:19
39:19 changes, honestly, when we could stay
39:22
39:22 out longer and get a little bit more
39:23
39:23 vitamin D, maybe that's just when the
39:24
39:24 the the switch gets flipped.
39:27
39:27 >> So, you're saying because the time has
39:29
39:29 already changed, we need to remove the
39:31
39:31 uh the spring logo.
39:32
39:32 >> No. Oh. Oh, you're Oh, you're talking
39:34
39:34 about that. No, spring. You know what?
39:36
39:36 No, because we roll into what? Fall and
39:38
39:38 October, the spooky season. Um, you know
39:42
39:42 what? Let's just let's let's let
39:43
39:43 everybody buy up the shirts first. We'll
39:45
39:45 start there and then when we run out,
39:47
39:47 you know, run out of shirts, then we'll
39:50
39:50 we'll figure it out. But I don't want to
39:52
39:52 I don't want to rob the people,
39:54
39:54 >> you know, at at this point of their
39:56
39:56 potential, you know, their bedtime,
39:58
39:58 their new pajamas, or they want to work
39:60
39:60 in the yard or maybe it's just, you
40:01
40:01 know, maybe you want to do a little wet
40:03
40:03 t-shirt contest on with the white shirt,
40:06
40:06 >> you know.
40:06
40:06 >> Yeah. Don't get the black shirt. That
40:08
40:08 wouldn't that wouldn't help. These
40:09
40:09 shirts are are for almost every
40:11
40:11 occasion, even my wedding that you may
40:14
40:14 have to work at.
40:15
40:15 >> You could wear it to that, too.
40:17
40:17 >> Everybody in black spring merch drop
40:21
40:21 shirts. I feel it. I love it. That's
40:23
40:23 awesome. Uh, but for the record, uh,
40:24
40:24 they're probably that shirt's probably
40:25
40:25 going to go away in June. Okay. To make
40:27
40:27 way for the summer collection, which
40:29
40:29 will only be So, the summer collection
40:30
40:30 is kind of weird because the summer
40:32
40:32 collection is only from June, July, and
40:34
40:34 then the middle of August. because after
40:36
40:36 August we get back into what the boys
40:38
40:38 love, which is spooky season, and then
40:40
40:40 we go from there. So, get the spring
40:42
40:42 shirt while you can. And, uh, I believe
40:44
40:44 next week my shirt's coming in. Uh,
40:47
40:47 usually I try to get this stuff timed
40:48
40:48 right where I get the shirt and I'm
40:50
40:50 wearing it on the show, but you know,
40:51
40:51 sometimes with logistics and stuff, it
40:53
40:53 doesn't happen. So, hopefully it gets
40:54
40:54 here next week. If not, it'll be the
40:55
40:55 week after and you can see what I what
40:57
40:57 it looks like in real life. Uh, but
40:59
40:59 buddy, that's it. That's all I had for
41:00
41:00 that. Let's move on to another summer
41:03
41:03 topic.
41:03
41:03 >> Was great. Summer of no fun. Like, how
41:06
41:06 did that transition, buddy? You see, you
41:08
41:08 see, it's like we're a professional
41:10
41:10 podcast. 124 episodes. Who would have
41:12
41:12 known?
41:14
41:14 >> All right, that was a Yeah, that was a
41:15
41:15 great little segue. Um, okay, Sean. So,
41:17
41:17 summer of no fun. You know, the thing
41:21
41:21 about summers, we're supposed to have
41:23
41:23 fun and some of us don't have things
41:25
41:25 planned out for the summer, right? Like,
41:27
41:27 what are we going to do? We spend all
41:29
41:29 winter, all just like sitting indoors,
41:31
41:31 not doing [ __ ] and we're just thinking
41:33
41:33 about like what are we going to do? So,
41:36
41:36 I I kind of want to put a short
41:38
41:38 challenge out there, Sean.
41:39
41:39 >> Okay.
41:40
41:40 >> You know, why why are advent calendars
41:43
41:43 just for like, you know, Christmas and
41:46
41:46 and you know, what else are the advent
41:48
41:48 calendars for Valentine's Day? Like, you
41:50
41:50 know, basically for all the holidays,
41:52
41:52 right?
41:53
41:53 >> What I know. Okay. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm
41:56
41:56 in I'm in the Halloween spirit, so I
41:58
41:58 know that there's one for Halloween.
42:00
42:00 >> Um,
42:02
42:02 >> Christmas for sure. I haven't seen one
42:04
42:04 for anything else, though, to be honest
42:06
42:06 with you. Like Easter maybe. I don't
42:09
42:09 Who's counting down to Easter?
42:11
42:11 >> Yeah. No, nobody's I think counting down
42:12
42:12 to that. So, I I I just want to just put
42:14
42:14 a challenge out there. I think me and
42:16
42:16 you for this summer, we should create
42:18
42:18 some sort of like advent calendar. And
42:20
42:20 if you're listening, maybe you could
42:22
42:22 just spin it a different way if you want
42:23
42:23 to, obviously. Um, I think we should set
42:26
42:26 aside some little things that we should
42:28
42:28 do over the summer and we should share
42:31
42:31 it with the audience things our little
42:33
42:33 summer journey and what we've kind of
42:36
42:36 done along the way. But we can't just do
42:38
42:38 things that we've always done like you
42:41
42:41 play video games, you know, you get
42:43
42:43 that's no fun to tell everybody or show
42:44
42:44 a picture of that. We should challenge
42:47
42:47 ourselves for the summer, the summer of
42:51
42:51 no fun to have some fun. And I think we
42:53
42:53 should do things a little bit
42:54
42:54 differently. So, I would like us to
42:58
42:58 maybe come up with a few things that
42:60
42:60 that maybe you've never seen me do or
43:02
43:02 I've never seen you do. And this is just
43:03
43:03 a fun challenge. I mean, [ __ ] we were
43:05
43:05 supposed to take selfies, you know, at
43:07
43:07 one point. And I I'm the one who dropped
43:08
43:08 the ball with the selfies
43:09
43:09 >> that you did.
43:11
43:11 >> Yeah. So, maybe as a part of this this
43:14
43:14 summer of no fun, we should have some
43:15
43:15 fun and create a little challenges and,
43:19
43:19 you know, challenge each other to do
43:20
43:20 something over the summer. So during the
43:22
43:22 next episode, let's try to come up with
43:24
43:24 some This is just what coming up the dur
43:26
43:26 for the next episode. Maybe we should
43:28
43:28 just put something out there like, "Hey,
43:29
43:29 you've never seen me ride a horse, so
43:32
43:32 maybe I need to take a picture of me on
43:34
43:34 a horse."
43:35
43:35 >> Love to see you ride a horse.
43:37
43:37 >> Just because I said now you can't use
43:38
43:38 it. Okay, now I'm I'm going to start you
43:40
43:40 never seen me do.
43:41
43:41 >> All right. I've never seen myself drink
43:43
43:43 coffee. Oh, sorry. Said on the podcast.
43:45
43:45 Can't I can't do it anymore. Sorry,
43:47
43:47 everybody.
43:48
43:48 So I I I let's just have some fun with
43:51
43:51 this and I would also like people if
43:53
43:53 they want to either like tag us or share
43:56
43:56 some pictures with us things you know
43:57
43:57 that they're challenging themsel this
43:59
43:59 could be fun for everybody because I'm
44:01
44:01 genuinely interested in what people how
44:03
44:03 they're getting themselves off the couch
44:04
44:04 what they're doing and um maybe some of
44:06
44:06 you will play along with this and and
44:07
44:07 and share what you guys doing for the
44:09
44:09 summer. Maybe you'll inspire us to do
44:10
44:10 the same thing.
44:11
44:11 >> Um all right but yeah that's my summer
44:13
44:13 of no fun which we should all have fun.
44:15
44:15 >> So
44:15
44:15 >> okay I'm for it buddy. I say, you know,
44:18
44:18 to make it cut and dry, let's think of
44:21
44:21 three different well, three Hang on,
44:24
44:24 hang on. I can I can word this better. I
44:26
44:26 can write this better. Give me a second.
44:27
44:27 Give me a second.
44:28
44:28 >> Joshua, for the summer of no fun, let's
44:32
44:32 choose three things or pictures,
44:37
44:37 whatever you want to do, um, to
44:40
44:40 challenge each other with for the
44:42
44:42 summer. Three things. Should we do like
44:46
44:46 three elements? Should we do three? Like
44:47
44:47 one's got to be indoors, one's got to be
44:49
44:49 outdoors,
44:51
44:51 >> one's got to be from an airplane or some
44:53
44:53 [ __ ] You know what I'm saying? Like
44:54
44:54 maybe
44:54
44:54 >> first of all, no, I do like the three
44:58
44:58 elements thing. I do like the three
45:00
45:00 elements thing. That is kind of fun. One
45:02
45:02 indoor, one outdoor. What is the third
45:04
45:04 one? What would be the third?
45:06
45:06 >> I mean, this is where where I'm drawing
45:08
45:08 a blank. I mean, I came up with the
45:10
45:10 first two. You got to help me with the
45:11
45:11 the other one.
45:12
45:12 >> Dealer's choice, buddy. Let's do let's
45:14
45:14 do that would be the audience
45:16
45:16 suggestion. You know, ladies and
45:18
45:18 gentlemen, Joshua and I would like your
45:20
45:20 help on choosing the third option for
45:23
45:23 the summer of no fun. Give us one thing
45:28
45:28 to do this summer. Lay it on us. Let's
45:31
45:31 see what we can do together.
45:33
45:33 Does that work for you, buddy?
45:34
45:34 >> No, that's that's perfect. I I'm I I'm
45:37
45:37 kind of wondering because I know I'm a
45:38
45:38 little crazy and you're a little not. um
45:41
45:41 how they're going to work these
45:42
45:42 challenges for us. Like what is it going
45:44
45:44 to be, you know?
45:45
45:45 >> We'll find out. Mia, good luck editing
45:47
45:47 that short. Good job.
45:51
45:51 >> All right, buddy. Let's move on.
45:54
45:54 >> I'm excited for this one because you you
45:56
45:56 teased it and I can't wait.
45:58
45:58 >> I did. I did. And it was a mouthful.
46:01
46:01 >> Objects or numbers.
46:04
46:04 >> And just like last week, I got a big
46:06
46:06 mouth. You have a little mouth. He does
46:08
46:08 have a sizable mouth for
46:11
46:11 >> He does have a mouth
46:12
46:12 >> larger size objects to go inside there.
46:15
46:15 He does. Um, so Sean, this is kind of a
46:19
46:19 call back and a culmination of all the
46:21
46:21 different things that we've done
46:23
46:23 >> up until now over the 124 episodes.
46:27
46:27 >> Okay.
46:28
46:28 >> So, Sean, in front of me, I have
46:31
46:31 animals, I have objects, and I have
46:34
46:34 numbers.
46:35
46:35 >> Okay. Okay.
46:37
46:37 I have three things sitting in front of
46:39
46:39 me and I need you to pick one of these
46:44
46:44 and they're going to come at you in the
46:45
46:45 form of a question and and this is this
46:48
46:48 is the part of the podcast where we get
46:49
46:49 to know us a little bit better. Um but
46:52
46:52 again Sean you you have to pick between
46:54
46:54 animals, objects or numbers and listen
46:57
46:57 up.
46:58
46:58 >> Okay.
46:59
46:59 >> After you know you pick your whatever
47:01
47:01 you pick.
47:04
47:04 >> Oh, so I get to pick one.
47:05
47:05 >> Yeah, you got to pick one. You got to
47:06
47:06 pick animals. Okay. You got to pick an
47:07
47:07 animal or animals, objects, or numbers?
47:10
47:10 Again, I got I got static things to
47:11
47:11 read.
47:12
47:12 >> Well, I just kind I want to go through
47:13
47:13 all three of them. So, let me start with
47:15
47:15 Let's do animals first.
47:16
47:16 >> Okay. Cuz numbers, we just did numbers
47:18
47:18 last week, right? Didn't we do numbers
47:19
47:19 last?
47:20
47:20 >> Oh, we did numbers. You know what,
47:22
47:22 >> you know? Yeah, we did numbers last, but
47:23
47:23 I don't care. We'll start with numbers
47:24
47:24 and then we'll end with something
47:25
47:25 different.
47:26
47:26 >> Okay. All right. So, this is kind of
47:28
47:28 funny because hey, what do you know in
47:30
47:30 this topic or this this episode? We
47:32
47:32 talked about art or music. So, Sean,
47:35
47:35 here we go. This is your numbers pick
47:37
47:37 right here.
47:38
47:38 >> Okay,
47:39
47:39 >> Sean.
47:40
47:40 >> On a scale of 0ero to 10, how good are
47:44
47:44 you at drawing? How good are you? How
47:46
47:46 how good are you at drawing? Zero. Zero
47:50
47:50 is a stick is a stick man.
47:54
47:54 >> Stick figure, right?
47:55
47:55 >> This man even drinking.
47:57
47:57 >> And I'm all spun up on [ __ ] coffee
47:59
47:59 right now. Jesus. Let me get through
48:01
48:01 this. And 10. Call me Picasso.
48:05
48:05 Um,
48:07
48:07 I don't know if anybody knows this. If
48:08
48:08 they do, you've been listening to us for
48:10
48:10 a very long time. So, thank you for
48:12
48:12 that. Uh, but I do a lot of the graphic
48:14
48:14 designs. I do all of the graphic designs
48:18
48:18 for everything that you see. Uh, so I
48:22
48:22 will say that I'm not a Picasso. I'm I'm
48:25
48:25 probably like a seven or an eight on the
48:28
48:28 drawing scale. Like I really I honestly
48:31
48:31 I want to give myself a lower ranking
48:32
48:32 because I think my drawings are [ __ ]
48:33
48:33 [ __ ] And like the only way you get to
48:35
48:35 this is with a little bit of help. Uh
48:37
48:37 but I'm I'm going to say a seven. Like I
48:40
48:40 can definitely draw but I can't like I
48:43
48:43 can't draw, you know? Like I can't look
48:46
48:46 at the Mona Lisa without getting hard,
48:48
48:48 you know? So
48:49
48:49 >> I mean although some of Sean's designs
48:53
48:53 are 10, he's right. The seven is where
48:55
48:55 he kind of he he just averages out. This
48:58
48:58 is true. This is true.
48:59
48:59 >> It's like It's like autotune, you know?
49:01
49:01 Like I
49:03
49:03 >> I'm good, but then when you autotune me,
49:05
49:05 I'm like amazing, you know?
49:08
49:08 >> Right. You're right.
49:10
49:10 >> Okay. What about you? What about you?
49:12
49:12 >> What about me? I Well, I mean, I have
49:14
49:14 [ __ ] to design on my computer, too. It's
49:16
49:16 just the problem with me is a I have a
49:17
49:17 focus factor that tends to just drift.
49:21
49:21 And uh I'm working on the focus when it
49:23
49:23 comes to design and drawing and all
49:24
49:24 that. So currently in in my in the
49:27
49:27 current state of my game, I'm probably
49:29
49:29 sitting around like a five. I'm like
49:32
49:32 right in the middle or a four.
49:33
49:33 >> That's not bad cuz sure I know where I
49:36
49:36 want to go, but how I get there it gets
49:38
49:38 a little I get a little lost. So I'm
49:39
49:39 right in the middle.
49:40
49:40 >> I feel I like that. Good answer.
49:43
49:43 >> All right. What's next? What do you got?
49:45
49:45 Objects or animals? Since you just pick
49:46
49:46 numbers.
49:47
49:47 >> Let's do objects.
49:49
49:49 >> Objects. Okay. Here we go. Sean.
49:52
49:52 >> Yeah. You want to propose but can't find
49:55
49:55 a ring. What object do you get down on
49:59
49:59 one knee with?
50:00
50:00 >> I feel like I feel like I asked you this
50:03
50:03 question too or you maybe have repeated
50:05
50:05 this one. Uh cuz I remember talking
50:07
50:07 about a taco ring. Uh do you remember
50:10
50:10 that? Do you remember talking about
50:11
50:11 >> I remember the taco ring. Have to look.
50:12
50:12 >> Mia put the episode that we looked that
50:14
50:14 up in like what we talked about that in.
50:16
50:16 Thank you. Appreciate that. Uh, but if I
50:18
50:18 had nothing to propose to me with,
50:21
50:21 >> um, it depends on the place that I'm in.
50:24
50:24 Where am I at, buddy? Where am I where
50:25
50:25 where am I proposing at?
50:26
50:26 >> You could be, it doesn't matter, man.
50:28
50:28 Like, you could just be on the side of
50:29
50:29 the road at a taco stand. You could be
50:31
50:31 wherever. It just just an object. It
50:32
50:32 doesn't like, let's just say you have no
50:35
50:35 money and you have to just Okay, let's
50:37
50:37 just call it the grocery store if you
50:38
50:38 want to [ __ ] Okay.
50:39
50:39 >> You know, pick up.
50:40
50:40 >> Grocery store. Got it. Grocery store.
50:42
50:42 Got to propose. Has to be now. Now or
50:45
50:45 never. Um, oh, what's the first thing
50:48
50:48 that I'm grabbing? I the I don't know if
50:51
50:51 it's because we were talking about them
50:52
50:52 or I'm drinking them. Uh, but I'm going
50:53
50:53 with apple.
50:55
50:55 >> Like maybe I maybe I take the the nut
50:58
50:58 like the the stem of the apple, you
50:60
50:60 know, like how people type cherry stems
51:02
51:02 in a knot, right?
51:03
51:03 >> Maybe I take the stem of the apple and I
51:05
51:05 wrap it around the finger and I go,
51:07
51:07 "Will you be my appalicious girlfriend?"
51:10
51:10 You know, or wife
51:12
51:12 >> nice fiance.
51:13
51:13 >> That's cute.
51:14
51:14 >> Yeah. Whatever. You know, or I just like
51:16
51:16 say [ __ ] it and just bash the finger in
51:19
51:19 with the apple and go, "Will you marry
51:22
51:22 me?"
51:24
51:24 >> That works. See, I was think I was being
51:25
51:25 more elaborate. I thought you going to
51:26
51:26 like core it out and make this cute
51:28
51:28 little like apple.
51:29
51:29 >> This is life or death, bro. This is life
51:31
51:31 or death, you know? This is now or
51:32
51:32 never.
51:33
51:33 >> I'm smashing the apple in the finger
51:35
51:35 like marry me, you know?
51:37
51:37 >> Okay. That's I mean that's that's cute.
51:39
51:39 It's organic. You know, it may not last
51:40
51:40 forever, but
51:42
51:42 >> it's cosmic. Yeah, apples are not
51:44
51:44 forever. Okay, you're not going to get
51:46
51:46 the diamonds are for you're not Apples
51:48
51:48 are not forever.
51:49
51:49 >> I don't think anything in a grocery
51:50
51:50 store is forever other than the
51:52
51:52 plastics.
51:53
51:53 >> Plastic. So, like
51:55
51:55 >> I'm glad you said plastic because if you
51:57
51:57 had to ask me, you know what I would
51:58
51:58 pick?
51:59
51:59 >> What?
51:60
51:60 >> I would pick a Lego
52:03
52:03 >> in the grocery store, bro.
52:05
52:05 >> Lego. No. No. I said that for you cuz
52:06
52:06 you couldn't pick a place. I I already
52:08
52:08 No, you didn't.
52:10
52:10 >> They got Legos in there, too. You know,
52:12
52:12 who says I'm not in a Target? That's I'm
52:14
52:14 I'm more often to be in a Target than I
52:16
52:16 am in a damn grocery store.
52:18
52:18 >> I bet you anything that's where his fun
52:19
52:19 find is, ladies and gentlemen. That's
52:20
52:20 where it came from.
52:21
52:21 >> Those are coming in a couple minutes
52:22
52:22 here. Stay tuned. We do have fun.
52:24
52:24 >> All right. So, a Lego. A Lego's nice
52:26
52:26 though. That kind of works if you can
52:28
52:28 find the pieces to make the ring.
52:31
52:31 >> And you know what?
52:33
52:33 Legos are forever. Let's put it that
52:36
52:36 way.
52:36
52:36 >> Because they're plastic.
52:37
52:37 >> Taples aren't forever. Legos are
52:38
52:38 forever. They are plastic. They will
52:40
52:40 last a very, very long time. Yeah, good
52:42
52:42 point. Good point.
52:43
52:43 >> All right, last one, buddy. Let's end it
52:45
52:45 on animals.
52:47
52:47 >> Okay, animal.
52:49
52:49 All right, Sean, here we go. Hope you're
52:51
52:51 ready for it. Zip up,
52:53
52:53 >> Sean. Which animal would make the best
52:57
52:57 assassin?
52:59
52:59 >> Oh [ __ ]
53:01
53:01 Now, are we talking like real life, like
53:04
53:04 realistically, or are we talking like my
53:07
53:07 fantasy world assassin? Or do you want
53:10
53:10 both answers?
53:11
53:11 >> I I think you got to scale this thing up
53:13
53:13 like a legit assassin.
53:15
53:15 >> Okay, so like realistic animal assassin.
53:18
53:18 >> Scale it up.
53:19
53:19 >> Okay. Uh my number one fear, uh spiders.
53:24
53:24 Those would be the best assassins, dude.
53:26
53:26 They can crawl on walls. They're quiet
53:29
53:29 and they're [ __ ] deadly, you know?
53:31
53:31 Like what more do you need to be an
53:33
53:33 assassin?
53:34
53:34 >> That's pretty Yeah, that's pretty
53:35
53:35 awesome. I mean, spiders are right up
53:37
53:37 there. Um, if I had to pick one, which I
53:40
53:40 know you're going to make me pick one,
53:42
53:42 >> uh, I would pick just cuz I think
53:44
53:44 they're I think they're wicked and I
53:46
53:46 think if you scaled this thing up and
53:48
53:48 just like I don't know how you would
53:49
53:49 dress it up. Again, I might need AI to
53:51
53:51 kind of like help me interpret this
53:52
53:52 thing, but I think a badass assassin
53:55
53:55 would be would be a scorpion.
53:59
53:59 >> Interesting. Okay. Scorpions can also
54:01
54:01 crawl on walls.
54:02
54:02 >> Scorpions are wicked, man.
54:04
54:04 >> Yeah,
54:04
54:04 >> scorpions are wicked. And this thing
54:06
54:06 wouldn't have to be big cuz some of the
54:07
54:07 deadliest scorpions are small. They'll
54:09
54:09 crawl right in your neck.
54:11
54:11 >> Speaking of scorpions, me and you had a
54:12
54:12 scorpion shot in Vegas.
54:14
54:14 >> We did in Vegas. You know, I don't even
54:16
54:16 want to bring that up because I don't
54:17
54:17 even know if that's going to happen. So,
54:19
54:19 we're not going to talk about it until
54:21
54:21 Joshua figures out what the [ __ ] is
54:22
54:22 going on.
54:23
54:23 >> No, but we went to Vegas. We could call
54:24
54:24 that back. That was one of our shorts
54:26
54:26 that we did. Our Vegas episode.
54:28
54:28 >> You know what? Sorry for the late live
54:30
54:30 slash uh actually just Sorry for the
54:33
54:33 delay. Live. It's on there. The the
54:36
54:36 short of Vegas is on there. Actually,
54:38
54:38 that was a good day, buddy. That that
54:40
54:40 those days in Vegas were amazing. That
54:43
54:43 food I had. O delicious food. My server.
54:47
54:47 I loved him.
54:48
54:48 >> Check out that episode, too. I don't
54:49
54:49 remember what episode it is. Mia, put
54:51
54:51 the episode in there. I'm so sorry. You
54:52
54:52 have so much work to do this episode.
54:54
54:54 >> I actually chewed on my scorpion, too.
54:56
54:56 Sean,
54:57
54:57 >> you did. I just swallowed my scorpion.
54:59
54:59 No, I swallowed it. Yeah, it was it was
55:01
55:01 I didn't want to chew that. Not at I
55:03
55:03 needed a taste. I need to bite. Just
55:05
55:05 like I chew on oysters, too. I do the
55:07
55:07 same thing.
55:07
55:07 >> You're a [ __ ] freak. You know that?
55:09
55:09 You're so [ __ ] weird, dude. You're so
55:12
55:12 [ __ ] weird. What is it? 60 years old
55:15
55:15 on this [ __ ] planet and you're
55:16
55:16 [ __ ] chewing oysters. [ __ ]
55:19
55:19 >> I mean, I can't swallow a lugie, so I'm
55:21
55:21 definitely not swallowing a [ __ ]
55:23
55:23 musty oyster. Lugie,
55:25
55:25 >> what kind of oysters you eating, bro?
55:29
55:29 >> These oysters are gooey, man. They're
55:30
55:30 all gooey. They're all It's like swan a
55:32
55:32 load of [ __ ] juice.
55:34
55:34 >> Yeah. You don't want it sit in your
55:35
55:35 throat that long, bro. You don't You
55:38
55:38 >> You think people are holding in your
55:39
55:39 children? You think they're holding in?
55:41
55:41 No, they're just swallowing it back.
55:43
55:43 Taking it back like a shot.
55:45
55:45 >> You know, my spirit animal is a camel. I
55:47
55:47 will always spit before I swallow. God
55:49
55:49 damn it.
55:52
55:52 >> You heard it here first, ladies and
55:54
55:54 gentlemen.
55:55
55:55 >> Yeah, you heard it here first.
55:57
55:57 >> Not doing it. Ready?
55:59
55:59 >> Yeah. Yeah, let's [ __ ] land this
56:00
56:00 plane, buddy. I got to go to bed.
56:02
56:02 >> All right. Yeah, I say let's get the
56:03
56:03 hell out of here. I press the button.
56:04
56:04 >> [ __ ] out of here.
56:06
56:06 >> Bill's getting expensive. The lights are
56:08
56:08 on way too [ __ ] long. Let's get out
56:09
56:09 of here.
56:10
56:10 >> All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's
56:12
56:12 [ __ ] land this plane. Uh, let's give
56:13
56:13 you guys your lucky numbers, your
56:15
56:15 fortunes, your fun finds, all that
56:16
56:16 [ __ ] [ __ ] Here we go. Joshua, what
56:20
56:20 do you want to start with? Fun finds or
56:21
56:21 fortune?
56:22
56:22 >> Yeah, we'll hit with the fun fine. Where
56:23
56:23 the fun find real quick? Fun cuz I have
56:25
56:25 to do this is a little bit of a call
56:26
56:26 back because I I think it was last
56:28
56:28 week's episode again. I got brain
56:30
56:30 damage. Um
56:32
56:32 >> I can't remember.
56:34
56:34 >> I mean Sean said it. It's kind of [ __ ]
56:35
56:35 up, but he said it. Um can't take it
56:38
56:38 back.
56:38
56:38 >> It's true.
56:39
56:39 >> He may cut it out. Actually, he may cut
56:40
56:40 that part out and people are just
56:42
56:42 >> I don't edit this [ __ ] Mia edits this
56:43
56:43 [ __ ] Mia.
56:44
56:44 >> All right, Mia. Keep it in. Sean's gonna
56:46
56:46 just not Yeah. Um so this is a little
56:48
56:48 bit of a call back. It is a Funko. It is
56:51
56:51 a fun find. I thought I had completed a
56:53
56:53 set, but I did not complete the set. So,
56:56
56:56 here you go, everybody. I'm going to
56:57
56:57 show you the back first because I have
57:01
57:01 all the other characters on the back.
57:04
57:04 >> So, I have all those. So, now I have, I
57:07
57:07 guess, fully completed the set because I
57:09
57:09 now have the CAD Bane.
57:13
57:13 There it is.
57:14
57:14 >> It's beautiful, buddy. I had to pause
57:16
57:16 for a second because I know where I'm
57:18
57:18 going to make the cut in the short. Uh
57:20
57:20 because I wanted to tell you that I saw
57:22
57:22 that today at Target when I was shopping
57:25
57:25 and I was like, "Oh my god, I have to
57:26
57:26 send him a picture to tell him he didn't
57:28
57:28 complete the set." And so in a weird
57:31
57:31 way, the universe kind of justified us
57:34
57:34 and like it just it just worked out. So
57:37
57:37 I'm so happy that you have that to
57:39
57:39 complete the set cuz legitimately buddy,
57:42
57:42 I was going to [ __ ] on you like a
57:43
57:43 [ __ ] So, I'm very happy that
57:46
57:46 you completed this because that thing
57:47
57:47 also that thing is very awesome. Uh,
57:49
57:49 this is the Target con. Usually, um,
57:52
57:52 >> up here right now there's the Emerald
57:54
57:54 City Comic-Con. Uh, it would have
57:56
57:56 already have happened for by the time
57:57
57:57 you guys see this. Uh, but Funko usually
57:60
57:60 puts out in collaboration with Target.
58:02
58:02 Uh, their Target con and that was one of
58:04
58:04 them. So, I'm so happy that you got it,
58:06
58:06 buddy. I was also going to buy it for
58:08
58:08 you after. I should, for the record, I
58:10
58:10 was going to get it for him.
58:11
58:11 >> I'm just really happy that he he got it.
58:14
58:14 Thank you. Thank you, Sean.
58:15
58:15 >> Great a buddy. Great a
58:18
58:18 >> seriously, dude. The the universe works
58:19
58:19 in weird ways. I was really going to
58:22
58:22 [ __ ] on you for that.
58:23
58:23 >> All right, buddy. What do you got? What
58:24
58:24 do you got? You got another fun find
58:25
58:25 over there. What you What' you come up
58:26
58:26 on for this episode,
58:28
58:28 >> buddy? I got two fun finds because I I
58:30
58:30 have, like I said to Joshua last week
58:32
58:32 and the week before, I have so many
58:34
58:34 things in front of me that it's not even
58:35
58:35 [ __ ] I have bags and on bags of things
58:38
58:38 that I need to show off on this podcast
58:39
58:39 so that I can write them off because
58:40
58:40 that's how it works. Uh, but buddy, I
58:42
58:42 have two things for you. Here they are.
58:45
58:45 Two Bitty Pops. I'm going to show them
58:46
58:46 one at a time because uh I don't want to
58:48
58:48 ruin the whole thing. Uh, but we're
58:50
58:50 going with a vehicle theme this week.
58:53
58:53 And here is the first one. You may
58:55
58:55 notice this vehicle. This is the Marty
58:58
58:58 McFly time machine. Another bitty pop uh
59:02
59:02 from Back to the Future. Little Marty
59:04
59:04 McFly in there. Uh, this is the back.
59:06
59:06 Nothing's really on the back, but there
59:07
59:07 you go. Back to the Future. and buddy,
59:09
59:09 your favorite movie of all time. I'm
59:11
59:11 joking cuz it's not. Uh, but here is,
59:15
59:15 bada boom, bada bing, Dr. Alan Grand and
59:18
59:18 the Jurassic
59:20
59:20 SUV. Look at him. There he is.
59:23
59:23 Beautiful. Wonderful. So, those are my
59:25
59:25 fun finds for the week. Uh, not value
59:27
59:27 finds. I paid full price for them, but
59:29
59:29 uh, there they are. Boom. Can I line
59:31
59:31 them up? Can I line them up for the
59:32
59:32 shot?
59:33
59:33 >> How could Yeah.
59:34
59:34 >> Yes, I can. Look at that. Look at that.
59:36
59:36 There they are, buddy. Boom. Bada boom.
59:39
59:39 >> It's perfect.
59:40
59:40 >> Love them both.
59:40
59:40 >> Nailed it.
59:42
59:42 >> Yeah. Going into my uh thing back there.
59:44
59:44 My little town. I'll get that ready
59:46
59:46 whenever I
59:46
59:46 >> You literally have a whole town back
59:48
59:48 there.
59:48
59:48 >> There's literally a town back there. I
59:50
59:50 wish you could see it, but you can't cuz
59:51
59:51 it's not ready. Just like Josh coffee
59:53
59:53 station. It's not ready.
59:54
59:54 >> You know what you should do? You should
59:55
59:55 put a little uh population number back
59:56
59:56 there.
59:57
59:57 >> So everybody, we could see as the number
59:60
59:60 change as every episode like
60:03
60:03 >> You know what? Next week, next week I'll
60:04
60:04 I'll find some. Maybe I'll have the cat
60:07
60:07 holding the population number right
60:08
60:08 there. I'll have the little black cat
60:09
60:09 doing it.
60:11
60:11 >> Mia, remind me next week, please. I
60:13
60:13 don't want to forget that. All right,
60:15
60:15 buddy. Uh, let's do some uh fortunes or
60:18
60:18 want to do some cooking numbers real
60:19
60:19 quick? What do you Let's do the fortunes
60:21
60:21 real quick. Um, and like Sean said
60:23
60:23 earlier in the episode, we are still not
60:25
60:25 sponsored by Misfortune cookies. Maybe
60:28
60:28 someday one of you listening will tell
60:30
60:30 them about it. Maybe one of you will
60:32
60:32 just work for them and and you'll hook
60:34
60:34 us up. But Sean,
60:35
60:35 >> let's go.
60:36
60:36 >> I got two.
60:37
60:37 >> We got the dirty, we got the boozy
60:39
60:39 dozen. I need to know which one do you
60:41
60:41 want me to read off this week.
60:44
60:44 >> Okay. So, Mia pointed something out to
60:46
60:46 me last week uh when she was sending me
60:48
60:48 the edit.
60:50
60:50 >> Uh I asked for the dirty dozen last week
60:54
60:54 and you gave me the boozy dozen.
60:58
60:58 So, I'm going to ask for the dirty
61:02
61:02 dozen. And can I watch you open the
61:05
61:05 dirty dozen?
61:06
61:06 >> Oh, okay. Sorry. All right. So, here.
61:08
61:08 This is the dirty dozen. I'm I'm opening
61:11
61:11 the dirty dozen. You know what's funny
61:13
61:13 is the box isn't even open yet. So,
61:15
61:15 you're right. I I haven't
61:18
61:18 even gone.
61:18
61:18 >> Yeah. When she sent me that, I was like,
61:20
61:20 "What? What do you mean?" And then I got
61:22
61:22 the clip and I was like, "Oh, you didn't
61:25
61:25 give me No wonder it was talking about
61:27
61:27 livers."
61:28
61:28 >> You know what? There there's good and
61:29
61:29 bad reasons for injury head injuries.
61:32
61:32 Okay. that that there's two sides to
61:34
61:34 every coin and that could have been one
61:36
61:36 of the sides of the coin right there.
61:37
61:37 You asked for one thing and I gave you
61:39
61:39 another.
61:41
61:41 That's that could be a thing. All right,
61:43
61:43 Sean, let's give you the cookie you
61:45
61:45 asked for. God damn it. This is a
61:49
61:49 problem.
61:50
61:50 >> This is a problem. If you're just
61:52
61:52 listening, you got to you got to look at
61:54
61:54 this. I open this cookie and there's
61:56
61:56 nothing inside it, man.
61:59
61:59 >> Jeez Louise. There's nothing inside this
62:02
62:02 cookie.
62:03
62:03 >> What are you do? Hey,
62:04
62:04 >> wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is this
62:07
62:07 them doing us dirty right now? Is this
62:11
62:11 their dirty?
62:17
62:17 Listen, Misfortune cookies, we've been
62:20
62:20 opening your cookies on this podcast for
62:23
62:23 almost 124 episodes. If this is some
62:27
62:27 sick joke, please let us know. We would
62:31
62:31 really really appreciate it.
62:34
62:34 >> I guess we're going to have to wait till
62:35
62:35 next week and see if we get done dirty
62:37
62:37 again by misfortune because uh that is
62:40
62:40 your fortune for this week is we were
62:42
62:42 done dirty.
62:44
62:44 >> We done got dirtied.
62:46
62:46 >> Yeah. There you go everybody.
62:47
62:47 >> Well [ __ ] All right. Let's just move on
62:50
62:50 from that. Sorry everybody. I mean what
62:52
62:52 do you expect from us? You know
62:54
62:54 >> we could open another one but that would
62:55
62:55 just wouldn't be
62:55
62:55 >> Nah. Nah. Not worth it. Not worth it.
62:58
62:58 >> Let's just move on. Let's do some lucky
62:60
62:60 numbers and get the [ __ ] out of here.
63:01
63:01 >> Let's do it. Yeah, please.
63:03
63:03 >> Here are your lucky numbers for the
63:05
63:05 week. Your seven lucky numbers for the
63:06
63:06 week. Use them for whatever nefarious
63:08
63:08 reasons you would like. And they are 1 2
63:11
63:11 4 6 7 58 and 64. Once again, your seven
63:16
63:16 lucky numbers are 1 2 4 6 7 58 and 64.
63:23
63:23 Buddy,
63:26
63:26 that was a lot. That was a lot. That was
63:28
63:28 a lot. And now
63:30
63:30 Joshua, I know we're going to get to
63:32
63:32 your closing monologue, but I did at the
63:36
63:36 start of this episode say that we're
63:38
63:38 going to bring the positivity
63:40
63:40 to this episode. And I feel like we've
63:42
63:42 done kind of that. But buddy, just real
63:45
63:45 quickly, just some things that people
63:48
63:48 may overlook
63:50
63:50 that are positives in our lives that I
63:54
63:54 just want people to know about real
63:55
63:55 fast. Like buddy, have you ever had your
63:60
63:60 favorite song come on at the right
64:02
64:02 moment in your life?
64:05
64:05 >> Yes. Absolutely. Yes. Yeah.
64:07
64:07 >> Yeah. Or what about laughing
64:09
64:09 unexpectedly?
64:11
64:11 You know, like you just randomly laughed
64:13
64:13 at something because you remembered
64:14
64:14 something, you know?
64:16
64:16 >> Yeah. It happens every time I take my
64:17
64:17 clothes off.
64:19
64:19 >> I mean,
64:20
64:20 >> okay.
64:23
64:23 I did not expect that. But okay,
64:25
64:25 >> you know what else I didn't expect?
64:28
64:28 Hearing birds outside. You know,
64:30
64:30 sometimes that's just nice. You know,
64:32
64:32 that's just nice. Or like the feeling of
64:35
64:35 your bed like at the end of a hard day,
64:38
64:38 you know? That's positivity, buddy.
64:41
64:41 Positivity.
64:43
64:43 >> That's what episode 124 is all about, my
64:45
64:45 dude. Positivity.
64:48
64:48 And with that being said, how about you
64:51
64:51 give us some words of wisdom, some final
64:54
64:54 words for some, some first words for
64:56
64:56 others.
64:58
64:58 Let the people know how you're feeling
65:00
65:00 and what you want them to feel as I go
65:03
65:03 into an ASMR mode for no reason other
65:06
65:06 than killing time and wanting Joshua to
65:09
65:09 feel the pressure of knowing that what
65:12
65:12 he's about to say may or may not be the
65:16
65:16 last thing someone hears. Joshua, take
65:19
65:19 it away.
65:20
65:20 >> Hey, listen Sean and listen everybody.
65:21
65:21 I've I've almost given 124 monologues at
65:26
65:26 the end of every one of these episodes.
65:28
65:28 And uh if you're expecting some kind of
65:30
65:30 magical inspirational thing, well, guess
65:34
65:34 what? I'm not quite there yet. I got a
65:37
65:37 lot of classes to take. I still got to
65:38
65:38 study with the the Dollaly Lama, the
65:40
65:40 Buddha. I still got a long way to go. Um
65:43
65:43 but um like I said earlier, spring is
65:46
65:46 upon us. By the time this comes out,
65:47
65:47 there's going to be a whole lot more
65:48
65:48 daylight. I want everybody to get
65:51
65:51 outside more if you can. Enjoy the
65:54
65:54 summer and just get after it. Do
65:56
65:56 something different. Like I said, maybe
65:57
65:57 like me, get on a horse. I don't know. I
65:59
65:59 don't know what you're going to do
65:60
65:60 different this year. Maybe try rock
66:01
66:01 climbing. Just be safe. Whatever it is
66:03
66:03 you haven't skydived, maybe try
66:04
66:04 skydiving. But um thank you for
66:07
66:07 listening. Thank you for watching. Be
66:09
66:09 safe. It's going to be a kick-ass
66:10
66:10 summer. I'm glad you're all here with
66:11
66:11 us. And we will see you next week for
66:14
66:14 episode 125.
66:16
66:16 >> Hell yeah, dude. That was wonderful.
66:19
66:19 Like Joshua said, thank you for
66:20
66:20 watching. Thank you if you're listening.
66:21
66:21 Sorry for little late. Get the spring
66:24
66:24 [ __ ] drop while it's still in the
66:26
66:26 store. And if you missed the winter
66:27
66:27 collection, I'm so sorry. It'll be back
66:30
66:30 next winter maybe if I feel like it. Uh
66:32
66:32 but buddy, I can't leave you without
66:35
66:35 doing one more thing.
66:36
66:36 >> Yeah. Do it. Yeah, every week.
66:39
66:39 >> How is a clock like a frog in March?
66:45
66:45 I don't know how
66:48
66:48 >> they both spring ahead.
66:53
66:53 Ladies and gentlemen, like Joshua said,
66:55
66:55 we will see you next week.
67:24
67:24 for it's funny like I disappeared right
67:26
67:26 now real quick. I had an old man moment
67:28
67:28 where like I wasn't sure if I had to
67:31
67:31 pee, you know?
67:33
67:33 >> Yeah. You know, have you ever had that
67:35
67:35 sensation where like it starts to tickle
67:37
67:37 the tip of your dick and you're like, is
67:39
67:39 that like is that just is that natural
67:41
67:41 or is there something coming? Is
67:42
67:42 something going to come out of there?
67:45
67:45 >> Um, I mean, to answer, yes, to answer
67:47
67:47 that question, yes, I have. Uh, but
67:49
67:49 usually it's right before I get on an
67:51
67:51 airplane, like I'll be like, do I have
67:53
67:53 to pee? And then I like, you know, you
67:56
67:56 then you can focus it and you can go
67:57
67:57 like, you know what, I gotta pee. I'm
67:59
67:59 gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. And then I go
68:01
68:01 pee, you know? So yeah,
68:03
68:03 >> I just get concerned at the strength of
68:05
68:05 the stream when that kind of thing
68:06
68:06 happens because if it's not like a full
68:09
68:09 if it's not like pressurized, I'm like,
68:11
68:11 dude, was this should I have held on to
68:12
68:12 this?
68:13
68:13 >> You know, like a boner you waste
68:15
68:15 >> charge up.
68:17
68:17 >> Yeah. Like you just like waste a boner.
68:18
68:18 Like [ __ ] I only get so many of those
68:20
68:20 in a lifetime. Should I be wasting
68:21
68:21 these? Like
68:24
68:24 >> Yeah. It's sad when it's just a water
68:26
68:26 hose and not a fire hydrant. Yeah, it
68:28
68:28 makes sense.
68:29
68:29 >> Yeah. Just like [ __ ] I just wasted
68:31
68:31 another boner. That would be a good
68:32
68:32 thing to ask Chad. Boners piss.
68:34
68:34 >> Like what's Yeah. What's the average B?
68:36
68:36 Like how many boners do you get in a
68:37
68:37 lifetime?
68:40
68:40 >> That's a I don't I don't even want to
68:42
68:42 know that question. I don't want to know
68:43
68:43 the answer to that question because I'll
68:44
68:44 feel like I'm right at the cusp of
68:46
68:46 whatever the answer is.
68:48
68:48 >> They're like before the age of this and
68:50
68:50 you're like [ __ ] that means it slows
68:52
68:52 down. I'm
68:53
68:53 >> like I'm pretty sure I'm over that
68:54
68:54 number.
68:58
68:58 >> Oh man.
68:59
68:59 >> Can I make this bigger? I think
69:02
69:02 >> were we going to have to like renap
69:03
69:03 again?
69:05
69:05 >> Why did you [ __ ] it up?
69:07
69:07 >> Oh, okay. No, I was just wondering if we
69:09
69:09 had to reync.
69:10
69:10 >> No, after we chilling
69:12
69:12 >> did that.
69:14
69:14 Good. Good. We [ __ ] vibing. We can
69:17
69:17 actually get into it now. If you're
69:18
69:18 ready.
69:19
69:19 >> Yeah, I think I'm ready.
69:21
69:21 >> Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for
69:23
69:23 this?
69:24
69:24 >> No, they're never ready. This audience
69:26
69:26 is never ready. That's why we give out
69:27
69:27 free tickets. That's why YouTube is
69:29
69:29 free.
69:31
69:31 Because if people had to pay for this
69:32
69:32 [ __ ] they'd be like,
69:33
69:33 >> "Oh, they [ __ ] What did we pay for?"
69:37
69:37 >> Yeah. Yeah. I mean, someday we may have
69:39
69:39 a Netflix special, but it ain't anytime
69:40
69:40 soon. That's right.
69:42
69:42 >> What the [ __ ] is that? It's literally
69:44
69:44 going to be this. It's going to be an
69:45
69:45 episode of this. That's the Netflix
69:47
69:47 special.
69:49
69:49 >> Nobody.
69:50
69:50 >> I can't wait till they do the biography
69:51
69:51 on us, you know, where they show like
69:53
69:53 highlights and saw clips of these this
69:55
69:55 show, the podcast, and [ __ ] happening,
69:58
69:58 you know?
69:59
69:59 Yeah, good luck with that one.
70:02
70:02 >> Yeah, that that'd be the autobiography.
70:04
70:04 That'd be fun.
70:05
70:05 >> Written totally by AI, by the way. Like,
70:08
70:08 starting.
70:09
70:09 >> I mean, at that point. Yeah, probably
70:11
70:11 would be actually.
70:12
70:12 >> It would be. It will be
70:14
70:14 calling it right now.
70:18
70:18 >> Mia, let's go.
70:19
70:19 >> Get on it. All right. Here we go.
70:22
70:22 Three, two, one.
