Sorry For The Delay | EP.126 | Hatfishing, Easter Eggs & Sims
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Cutwater Lime Margarita
Joshua: Knob Creek whiskey
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Voices in My Skin”
-CHAT WITH US-
• Casual Connection
• Sim Shameless Or Shameful Sim
• Pick Your Poison
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 EP.126 Intro, Even Number Energy & Hatfishing
0:05:13 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek & Cutwater Return
0:08:59 Housekeeping, Spring Merch & Sean’s Raspy Update
0:09:39 Easter Egg Dye, Peeps & The Great Waste Rant
0:14:23 Reusable Water Balloons, Super Soakers & Pokeball Logic
0:17:43 Chat With Us Preview & Technical Slippery Thumb Moment
0:19:15 Casual Connection - Apps, Saying Hi & Real-World Meet Cutes
0:28:40 Sim Shameless Or Shameful Sim - Controllers, Comfort & Diarrhea Buttons
0:39:39 AI Song Of The Week "Voices in My Skin"
0:48:09 Pick Your Poison - Hibernation, Teeth, Doctors & Handshake Creepiness
0:55:09 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Joshua’s Closing Monologue
-SOUND BITES-
• “Yeah, you look better with a hat on.” - Sean calling Joshua a confirmed hatfish.
• “No mask stays on baby.” - Sean explaining why the hat reveal always comes eventually.
• “I just see the American waste of just [ __ ] eggs everywhere.” - Sean turning Easter into an egg-economy protest.
• “They have reusable water balloons now.” - Joshua bringing fresh Target chaos into the conversation.
• “You'd be better off if I just spit on you rather than me throw this thing at you.” - Sean questioning how useful a reusable water balloon can really be.
• “I hope people say hello more and just do more casual connections.” - Joshua making the case for real-world human interaction.
• “The app is really saying hi first.” - Sean boiling modern dating down to one brutal sentence.
• “I think we're in a simulation.” - Sean planting his flag in the cosmic nonsense.
• “If I was on Steam, I'd always be on sale.” - Joshua describing himself as discount-bin Sim energy.
• “I want everybody to live their life to the fullest because surprises are around every corner.” - Joshua closing the episode with a tribute to his dad.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Your sex life is about to get a serious upgrade. Pornhub premium.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 26, 32, 36, 45
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Bitty Pop Funko Headquarters, the Everett storefront turned into a tiny town piece.
Joshua: Fallout “The Ghoul” Funko, gifted straight from the source.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 126 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 the boys talk about hatishing. I think
00:09
00:09 they both are part of the problem. Sean
00:11
00:11 then goes on a rant about calling out
00:13
00:13 Easter egg wastefulness that leads to a
00:15
00:15 Joshua rant about reusable water
00:17
00:17 balloons. Oh no. Plus, casual
00:20
00:20 connections, pick your poison, and a new
00:22
00:22 pandemic. It involves holes in glory.
00:25
00:25 All that and more. Enjoy the show.
00:28
00:28 Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:31
00:31 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:34
00:34 My name is Sean and right over there is
00:36
00:36 the boy uh Joshua and this is episode
00:41
00:41 126. Another even number buddy. I'm just
00:44
00:44 going to say that every time we have an
00:45
00:45 even number uh going forward uh because
00:47
00:47 it is an even number episode and usually
00:50
00:50 the even number episodes are more of a
00:52
00:52 positive feel. You know, we're not we're
00:54
00:54 not doing anything weird, not doing
00:56
00:56 anything odd. We're just doing things
00:59
00:59 nice and even, right? And with that
01:02
01:02 being said, how are you doing this week,
01:05
01:05 my guy?
01:06
01:06 >> So, you're saying there's more balance
01:07
01:07 in even numbers than odd numbers?
01:09
01:09 >> There is. There is more balance than
01:12
01:12 equal.
01:13
01:13 >> The number eight, Joshua, the number
01:15
01:15 eight is probably the most balanced of
01:18
01:18 the numbers. You know, one circle on
01:20
01:20 top, one circle on bottom. Very
01:23
01:23 balanced. a yin and yang situation if
01:26
01:26 you will. You know, the same.
01:28
01:28 >> Yeah. Which is kind of ironic because it
01:30
01:30 takes the same shape as the infinity
01:31
01:31 symbol, right? It just kind of loops the
01:34
01:34 continuous
01:35
01:35 >> kind of loop on that.
01:36
01:36 >> Um
01:37
01:37 >> Yeah. Uh you know, you know what's kind
01:39
01:39 of funny is this seems balanced right
01:41
01:41 now. It seems very equal and even,
01:43
01:43 >> but before we got on, Sean got to see
01:47
01:47 Joshua very unbalanced.
01:49
01:49 >> Oh, yeah. There was
01:50
01:50 >> I did I had my hat on. Uh, and Sean
01:54
01:54 basically called me a psychopath. Um,
01:56
01:56 >> you looked like you belonged in a horror
01:59
01:59 film. Like it was it was insane the what
02:01
02:01 what your hair was doing. So
02:04
02:04 >> I mean not not too many people have seen
02:06
02:06 me with my hat off. I don't I how far
02:09
02:09 would you have to go back to see me with
02:10
02:10 my hat off?
02:11
02:11 >> I don't know if we've ever had an
02:13
02:13 episode with your hat off. Maybe one of
02:15
02:15 the Valentine's episodes, but I honestly
02:18
02:18 I can't remember. So
02:19
02:19 >> So okay. So, because with that the hat
02:21
02:21 hat thing kind of came up and you
02:22
02:22 brought this up even before we started
02:24
02:24 recording. I can I just ask a question
02:26
02:26 for you, Sean, and maybe some of you
02:27
02:27 listening if if maybe you've seen me
02:29
02:29 with my hat on and off, like you've seen
02:32
02:32 two sides of me. Do you feel like I'm
02:34
02:34 I'm one of those people that can like
02:36
02:36 hatfish you, you know? Not catfish you,
02:38
02:38 but I can like hatish you.
02:40
02:40 >> Yeah, you look better with a hat on.
02:42
02:42 Yeah, for sure.
02:43
02:43 >> Oh [ __ ]
02:44
02:44 >> Yeah. No, I feel the same way though. I
02:46
02:46 feel like if I took off my hat, I would
02:47
02:47 look disgusting. Disturbing. really. But
02:50
02:50 yeah, I feel the same way. I think I
02:51
02:51 think we could both hatfish somebody.
02:54
02:54 >> Yeah. I didn't I didn't know what
02:55
02:55 hatfishing was. Uh I forget it was my
02:57
02:57 girlfriend or somebody else that told me
02:59
02:59 about hatishing and then they started
03:01
03:01 showing me pictures of people that like
03:03
03:03 >> just of like hat No. Well, like of Yeah.
03:07
03:07 I mean, maybe I would fall into that
03:08
03:08 cate. But I've been told I'm I'm halfway
03:10
03:10 decent even without the hat on.
03:12
03:12 >> Um but besides the point, I think it's a
03:15
03:15 pretty funny thing that goes on this
03:17
03:17 whole hatfish thing. Like people just
03:19
03:19 the way they look because eventually you
03:21
03:21 have to Sorry for this tangent but like
03:24
03:24 eventually you have to take the hat off
03:26
03:26 right everybody like you've got to
03:28
03:28 >> no mask stays on baby
03:30
03:30 >> it's like you get in the shower you get
03:32
03:32 naked you know what I mean like the hat
03:34
03:34 cannot stay on forever so it's like the
03:36
03:36 big reveal once the hat comes off just
03:37
03:37 like the clothes come off eventually
03:39
03:39 it's like you can only fake it for so
03:41
03:41 long and then just like you find out you
03:44
03:44 had the butt pads in or the push-up bra
03:47
03:47 or maybe you're stuffing a sock or two
03:49
03:49 in the front to, you know, enhance the
03:50
03:50 junk a little bit.
03:52
03:52 >> Um, or what whatever your thing is. You
03:53
03:53 know what I mean? Smaller t-shirts,
03:55
03:55 you're normally like a large or a medium
03:57
03:57 just cuz you look all flexed, you know,
03:59
03:59 you look bigger, whatever the case is.
04:01
04:01 But
04:01
04:01 >> emphasizing the physique. I get you. I
04:03
04:03 get you.
04:04
04:04 >> Yeah. Yeah. Just adding curves where
04:06
04:06 curves normally are not.
04:09
04:09 Yeah. So, I just thought it was funny.
04:11
04:11 Sorry everybody. It was just funny that
04:12
04:12 me and Sean got on. He just immediately
04:14
04:14 called me a psychopath and I didn't have
04:16
04:16 my hat on. So there you go. A little
04:18
04:18 preview to what we talk about before we
04:20
04:20 even get started.
04:21
04:21 >> Oh man.
04:22
04:22 >> For this podcast.
04:23
04:23 >> I mean that didn't even answer the
04:24
04:24 question. How are you this week, buddy?
04:26
04:26 >> Oh god. You know, [ ] Holy [ ] I
04:28
04:28 actually before earlier in the day, I
04:30
04:30 got to go to the beach and I took a
04:31
04:31 picture. I was going to do a popup. I
04:33
04:33 was going to show you what beach I went
04:34
04:34 to. I don't even know if it's necessary
04:35
04:35 at this point, but maybe I'll give it to
04:37
04:37 Sean later. You can do a popup for it or
04:39
04:39 or just take it for what it is. But um I
04:41
04:41 went to the beach, man. I feel really
04:42
04:42 good. And there's something about me and
04:45
04:45 the beach and the beach that I went to
04:46
04:46 as a kid growing up. And that's the
04:48
04:48 beach I went to before I got home. And
04:50
04:50 and I got to see a little bit of the
04:52
04:52 sunset. It wasn't 100 effing degrees by
04:55
04:55 the time I got there. It's very cool.
04:56
04:56 It's very calm. Lots of families around.
04:58
04:58 >> Be nice to have sun. Interesting.
04:60
04:60 >> Oh, dude. It was I know. I was going to
05:02
05:02 ask you that after this. Like, holy
05:04
05:04 [ __ ] Um, but I feel great because I got
05:07
05:07 to see a little bit of the sun. And I
05:08
05:08 feel even better because I'm about to
05:10
05:10 show off what is in my cup.
05:13
05:13 >> Look at that transition. Holy [ __ ] This
05:15
05:15 man's seen some [ __ ] He's heard some
05:17
05:17 [ __ ] That's a great transition, buddy.
05:18
05:18 What is in your cup?
05:20
05:20 >> I'm telling you, buddy. Sometimes things
05:21
05:21 happen. When you get me in front of the
05:22
05:22 sun or in front of a weird camera um
05:25
05:25 after 126 episodes, [ __ ] happens. Comes
05:28
05:28 together. Um, but what is in my cup,
05:30
05:30 man? it. You know, depending on when
05:31
05:31 you're listening to this, this is either
05:33
05:33 going to be during the morning, the
05:34
05:34 afternoon, or the night. So, for us
05:35
05:35 right now, this is a night episode. And
05:37
05:37 why not have a nice night cap with not
05:40
05:40 coffee because that's be becoming a
05:42
05:42 problem when we film later in the day
05:45
05:45 becomes a problem for me. Um, so I'm
05:47
05:47 trying something a little different, but
05:49
05:49 not different at the same time. I am
05:51
05:51 sipping on a nice warm or cold frosty
05:55
05:55 glass of uh uh some whiskey. Sean?
05:58
05:58 >> Yeah. Which one? One of my It's This is
06:01
06:01 the uh the good old go-to. This is the
06:02
06:02 Knob Creek. I got the Costco size
06:03
06:03 bottle. So, it's the never ending bottle
06:06
06:06 of
06:06
06:06 >> never ending bottle. Yeah. Delicious.
06:09
06:09 >> And that's great.
06:11
06:11 >> That's It's great, man. And the fact
06:13
06:13 that I still have it just says a lot
06:15
06:15 about me that I just don't sit here and
06:17
06:17 drink all day. I only drink with Sean
06:18
06:18 because he's so pleasant to be around.
06:21
06:21 >> Um Yeah. So, I don't have to drink to be
06:23
06:23 around him, but cheer Sean. What is in
06:25
06:25 your cup? How you doing, son? No, son.
06:28
06:28 Do you still wear a jacket?
06:29
06:29 >> No, son. Okay.
06:30
06:30 >> Long underwear.
06:32
06:32 >> Uh for those of you who listened to us
06:33
06:33 for a little while, hi. Thank you for
06:34
06:34 coming back. Uh but you may notice that
06:36
06:36 my voice is a little bit uh raspy uh
06:39
06:39 getting over uh recent sickness again.
06:42
06:42 Uh this is like almost backtoback months
06:45
06:45 on this one. Uh, but it's just the
06:46
06:46 weather appears really getting to me and
06:48
06:48 like it's [ __ ] it's been snowy, then
06:51
06:51 it's been rainy, then it's been cold,
06:53
06:53 then it's been warm in the the apartment
06:55
06:55 here and it's like yeah, I just getting
06:57
06:57 over a little bit of a sickness. So, I'm
06:59
06:59 all right. Doing fine. Uh, but today,
07:01
07:01 buddy, I'm bringing back an old staple
07:03
07:03 because, you know, it's just being lazy.
07:05
07:05 Yeah. So, I'm bringing back the cutwater
07:07
07:07 lime margaritas this week, buddy.
07:10
07:10 Delicious lime margaritas.
07:13
07:13 >> So, that's what I'm having. putting to
07:14
07:14 I'm putting them in my cup over here.
07:16
07:16 Um, so if you see me sipping from a cup,
07:19
07:19 that's what I'm drinking. Uh, I don't
07:21
07:21 really need to describe the flavor on
07:22
07:22 this. If you know what a cup water is,
07:24
07:24 >> I think you still should. I mean,
07:26
07:26 >> uh, this cut water tastes like a lime
07:29
07:29 margarita, or in Joshua's opinion, uh,
07:32
07:32 chemicals and death.
07:34
07:34 He's not a fan of the cutwater lime
07:37
07:37 margarita like I am. I think it is
07:39
07:39 amazing. Uh, as the name implies, which
07:41
07:41 many people have just barely found out
07:43
07:43 that cut water you should be adding with
07:46
07:46 ice to like dilute this that but most
07:51
07:51 people don't. They just drink it from
07:52
07:52 the can and they wonder why it tastes
07:53
07:53 weird. It's because you were just
07:55
07:55 drinking straight like alcohol from the
07:57
07:57 can. So, it's like
07:58
07:58 >> when did I and by the way, when did I
07:59
07:59 say that? Did I say that when I I came
08:01
08:01 to visit you or was that on like
08:05
08:05 >> it was a what's
08:06
08:06 >> I'll see if Mia can find the episode or
08:07
08:07 not, but I think you I'm pretty sure you
08:09
08:09 said it in an episode.
08:11
08:11 >> I remember.
08:11
08:11 >> Okay. Yeah, cuz I I cannot remember. But
08:14
08:14 >> yeah, we'll find out and we'll see what
08:16
08:16 happens. Uh but Joshua, I'm doing I'm
08:18
08:18 doing all right today, buddy. I'm doing
08:19
08:19 all right. Uh it was a long work week
08:21
08:21 for me, so I'm kind of tired, but you
08:23
08:23 know, I'm going to get through this
08:24
08:24 episode. It's going to be fun. We're
08:25
08:25 going to have a lot of energy. And um
08:28
08:28 before we even start, buddy, before we
08:31
08:31 even start,
08:33
08:33 >> I love Sean's wind up, man. Whenever
08:35
08:35 Sean starts winding up, I get excited.
08:37
08:37 Sean literally lights the fire in my
08:40
08:40 chonies. Every time he starts to wind it
08:43
08:43 up like when I have good like when I
08:45
08:45 have good segways, it's the same [ __ ]
08:47
08:47 for me. It's like, "Holy [ __ ] he's
08:49
08:49 going to wind me up." Listen up,
08:51
08:51 everybody. It's going to get really good
08:53
08:53 right now.
08:54
08:54 >> You don't know that. Listen, I'm just
08:56
08:56 going to first I'm going to say I'm
08:57
08:57 going to say some housekeeping real fast
08:58
08:58 here.
08:59
08:59 >> Hey, sorry for a little late out live.
09:00
09:00 >> Back to sleep. Yeah.
09:02
09:02 >> Sorry for a little late out live. Come
09:03
09:03 check out the show to watch us if you're
09:05
09:05 just listening. Uh also buy some merch.
09:08
09:08 This beautiful I'm wearing it again for
09:09
09:09 the second week in a row cuz I love it
09:10
09:10 so much. Uh this is the Sorry for Little
09:13
09:13 Spring edition limited edition shirt.
09:15
09:15 It's on there. Sorry forife/merch.
09:18
09:18 Please don't buy a shirt. Joshua won't
09:19
09:19 let me sell any more shirts until we
09:21
09:21 sell more of these shirts. So that's
09:22
09:22 that's the stipulation I get on these.
09:25
09:25 Now Joshua, I can I can bring up what I
09:29
09:29 want to talk about and what I want to I
09:31
09:31 want the world to hear. Um Okay,
09:36
09:36 >> buddy.
09:37
09:37 >> Yeah,
09:39
09:39 >> I'm sick and tired
09:42
09:42 of Easter eggs.
09:44
09:44 >> Okay.
09:45
09:45 >> Sick and tired of them, buddy. Sick and
09:47
09:47 tired of them. I know it only happens
09:49
09:49 once a year. It only happens once a year
09:50
09:50 and I have no kids so there's like no no
09:53
09:53 no Easter things happening over here.
09:55
09:55 But every time I go into the store
09:58
09:58 during this time for the Easter Sunday
10:00
10:00 like Easter Easter time I see all the
10:02
10:02 fake eggs and [ __ ] and then I see all
10:05
10:05 like the dyes and stuff and then I think
10:07
10:07 to myself
10:09
10:09 how shitty like of a mess those [ __ ]
10:13
10:13 dyes are. Did you I think we talked
10:15
10:15 about this in a previous episode, but
10:17
10:17 I'm going to ask you the question again.
10:19
10:19 Uh Joshua, did you ever dye Easter eggs?
10:22
10:22 >> Yeah, I was born in the 80s, so I
10:25
10:25 definitely died Easter eggs. I mean, if
10:26
10:26 they weren't popping out naturally,
10:28
10:28 because the chickens around here are
10:29
10:29 kind of weird that sometimes they do,
10:30
10:30 you know what I mean?
10:31
10:31 >> Freaky ass chickens.
10:32
10:32 >> It's in the water. Water,
10:34
10:34 >> but uh yes, definitely dyed the eggs.
10:37
10:37 Yes.
10:37
10:37 >> So, do you remember how shitty the ink
10:41
10:41 was back then? as far as they barely
10:46
10:46 stuck to the eggs most of the time. And
10:49
10:49 whenever or whatever you dyed the egg
10:51
10:51 in,
10:52
10:52 >> it the ink basically stuck to like the
10:55
10:55 plastic of whatever it was you dyed it
10:57
10:57 in or it stuck to the ceramic more than
10:60
10:60 it stuck to the [ __ ] egg. And then I
11:02
11:02 I like see these parents and like people
11:04
11:04 buying all this dye and [ __ ] And I go I
11:06
11:06 just I get upset with it because it's
11:08
11:08 like I mean now it's different because
11:10
11:10 back then there was probably different
11:12
11:12 dyes and [ __ ] like that but it I don't
11:13
11:13 think it makes them even better. Like I
11:15
11:15 think it's probably worse now that
11:17
11:17 they're like probably waterproof like
11:18
11:18 water like washable soluble I think it's
11:21
11:21 the word. Um, but it just makes me upset
11:24
11:24 that they're wasting all that money on
11:26
11:26 these [ __ ] eggs and then all these
11:28
11:28 eggs are going to waste and like
11:30
11:30 nobody's eating the eggs and like I you
11:33
11:33 it just boggles my mind, buddy.
11:37
11:37 I don't know. Maybe maybe I'm just not
11:40
11:40 I'm just not a kid anymore and I don't I
11:41
11:41 don't see the appeal of decorating an
11:43
11:43 egg.
11:44
11:44 >> I just see the waste the American waste
11:46
11:46 of just [ __ ] eggs everywhere and
11:49
11:49 [ __ ] you don't find them months
11:50
11:50 later. and smells like [ __ ]
11:53
11:53 I don't know, dude. I don't know. Just
11:55
11:55 [ __ ] bug.
11:55
11:55 >> No, I I totally feel you
11:56
11:56 >> for no [ __ ] reason.
11:58
11:58 >> And the fact that one egg basically
11:60
11:60 costs like the same as one gallon of gas
12:03
12:03 is probably a complete waste of of uh
12:06
12:06 resources.
12:07
12:07 >> Yeah. Of food. Like, come on. That
12:10
12:10 chicken that chicken lay that egg for
12:12
12:12 you to eat and consume and get that
12:14
12:14 energy and you're over here [ __ ]
12:16
12:16 hiding inside of a turtle's butthole.
12:18
12:18 Like, come on. just [ __ ] No. No.
12:22
12:22 >> I I think you know honestly as a kid
12:24
12:24 when we would when we would decorate
12:26
12:26 real eggs
12:28
12:28 >> I I can't even remember actually eating
12:31
12:31 those eggs. I think we spent more time
12:33
12:33 throwing them at each other
12:35
12:35 >> like an egg fights, you know, like they
12:37
12:37 would just turn into Nobody who ever ate
12:39
12:39 those cuz because a lot of times you
12:40
12:40 peel them
12:41
12:41 >> and the dye has leeched through the
12:43
12:43 shell
12:44
12:44 >> through the egg. Yeah. into the egg
12:45
12:45 >> and then now you're eating basically a
12:47
12:47 chemical egg which
12:48
12:48 >> Yeah. Yeah. Like who want
12:50
12:50 >> another problem? No one.
12:52
12:52 >> I don't I don't know, dude. I don't
12:54
12:54 know. Same. I mean, we talked about the
12:56
12:56 Peeps thing, but it's like the same
12:57
12:57 thing I feel about Peeps. Like, just a
12:59
12:59 waste. Just a Can we just stop? Can we
13:01
13:01 just stop with the Peeps and the eggs?
13:02
13:02 Like, can we do something else? We I
13:05
13:05 don't know. I don't know, man.
13:07
13:07 >> Is this like one of those?
13:08
13:08 >> No, no, no. That's That's fine. I I just
13:10
13:10 have to ask. Is this going to be one of
13:12
13:12 those We've signed a few of these. I
13:13
13:13 mean, we've done some important, you
13:15
13:15 know, world changing decisions on here.
13:17
13:17 Is this going to be one of these
13:18
13:18 executive orders type, you know, sorry
13:21
13:21 for the executive orders things that we
13:23
13:23 have to sign here?
13:24
13:24 >> You know what? We've done a few, you
13:25
13:25 know, we we we haven't done one in a
13:27
13:27 while. So, I will say sorry for the
13:29
13:29 delay does not support
13:33
13:33 Easter egg die and peeps. Got to be real
13:37
13:37 specific, right? Real because I'm not
13:39
13:39 saying I hate Easter. I'm saying I hate
13:41
13:41 Easter egg dye and peeps. That's Is that
13:46
13:46 okay, Joshua? Can we can we agree on
13:47
13:47 that?
13:48
13:48 >> That's totally fine. Can I add if you're
13:51
13:51 done with your Easter egg because as you
13:52
13:52 were talking about just like fake [ __ ]
13:54
13:54 and how things, you know, whatever. Um,
13:57
13:57 can I give you one that I saw the other
13:59
13:59 day when I was as I was walking around
14:01
14:01 the mother of all places, Target?
14:05
14:05 >> The the Yeah. Okay.
14:07
14:07 >> This is like the motherland. This is
14:09
14:09 mecca of people who shop, right? If
14:11
14:11 you're not a Walmart person, if you're
14:13
14:13 not
14:14
14:14 >> what Sam's Club, I mean, you I mean,
14:16
14:16 you're you're shopping at Target, right?
14:18
14:18 >> Um, what I didn't know existed, which is
14:21
14:21 which is pretty funny, is
14:23
14:23 >> they have reusable water balloons now.
14:25
14:25 Have you seen these [ __ ] things?
14:27
14:27 >> Mhm.
14:29
14:29 >> Okay. I've Okay, so have you do have you
14:32
14:32 seen them in action? because I haven't
14:33
14:33 seen I've only seen them in the package
14:35
14:35 and the cool gra you know
14:36
14:36 >> you know hang this gonna sound really
14:39
14:39 weird I saw it on a commercial
14:42
14:42 uh like just flipping through a channel
14:45
14:45 and it it reminded me of like a Pokeball
14:48
14:48 where like you would throw it and it
14:50
14:50 would like crack in half and so I was
14:53
14:53 like that's interesting. So like that's
14:55
14:55 that's how I saw them used. I don't know
14:57
14:57 if this is a different brand or whatnot
14:58
14:58 but that's how I saw it happen.
15:00
15:00 >> So it just cracks open. It just like you
15:03
15:03 >> you like an Easter egg.
15:04
15:04 >> Yeah. Okay.
15:05
15:05 >> At least that's watertight seal.
15:07
15:07 >> That's the one I saw.
15:08
15:08 >> Okay. I'm just trying to maybe I have to
15:10
15:10 buy one of these things. But they got
15:11
15:11 pointed out to me and because you know
15:13
15:13 uh balloons in the system and birds eat
15:15
15:15 balloon. I mean I know it's a problem. I
15:17
15:17 know. I know. The guy who's the guy who
15:20
15:20 loves nature walks around naked on the
15:21
15:21 beach. Like yeah I'm going to [ __ ]
15:23
15:23 say let's you know like let's stop using
15:26
15:26 water balloons I guess and use these
15:27
15:27 these other things. But I don't know. I
15:30
15:30 just I had seen these and you're talking
15:32
15:32 about eggs and random the randomness and
15:33
15:33 that's what I saw Target and I was
15:35
15:35 curious.
15:36
15:36 >> I think you should buy one. I mean it's
15:37
15:37 like 100 degrees over there. I think you
15:39
15:39 should buy one and see if it actually is
15:42
15:42 reusable. Like how many times could you
15:44
15:44 reuse it? You know that
15:46
15:46 >> like crack that on somebody?
15:48
15:48 >> Yeah. And how much like water does it
15:49
15:49 actually hold? Like cuz you know it's
15:51
15:51 one thing to like like a water balloon.
15:53
15:53 You could fill that [ __ ] up,
15:54
15:54 right? You can fill that up to like like
15:56
15:56 as much water as in this cup, right? You
15:58
15:58 can fill that [ __ ] up. But one of those
15:60
15:60 reusable ones, like how much water is
16:02
16:02 actually in there? Is it like a a
16:03
16:03 teaspoon of water that you're just like,
16:05
16:05 "You'd be better off if I just spit on
16:07
16:07 you rather than me throw this thing at
16:09
16:09 you, you know?"
16:10
16:10 >> Right.
16:12
16:12 >> I have questions. I have more questions
16:14
16:14 than answers now, buddy. I need answers.
16:16
16:16 >> I think it's just one of those things
16:17
16:17 that comes out during this time, right?
16:19
16:19 You're talking about Easter. We're
16:20
16:20 talking about now the Super Soaker. Any
16:22
16:22 anything like a hot weather, warm
16:24
16:24 related is just going to start making
16:25
16:25 its way to the market. And you know,
16:27
16:27 whether you're into eggs or water
16:28
16:28 balloons, I think it's just another one
16:30
16:30 of these, you know, cool [ __ ] things
16:32
16:32 that pop this time of the year and I'm
16:34
16:34 curious about.
16:35
16:35 >> Did Did you ever own a Super Soaker?
16:37
16:37 >> Oh, I do. I totally owned a Super
16:39
16:39 Soaker. Yeah. Oh,
16:40
16:40 >> interesting. Okay. Cuz I never owned a
16:41
16:41 Super Soaker.
16:42
16:42 >> I never never had one.
16:44
16:44 >> Yeah, we were mischievous. We We'd put
16:46
16:46 like um dye in the water and spray
16:48
16:48 people in their shirts and get all
16:50
16:50 [ __ ] up.
16:50
16:50 >> Egg dye,
16:51
16:51 >> dude. I mean, we grew up mischievously.
16:56
16:56 Okay.
16:56
16:56 >> It was fun. It was fun though. It It was
16:57
16:57 when kids could be kids and like you
17:00
17:00 could ring the doorbell and like take
17:02
17:02 off in the middle of the night and now
17:03
17:03 you just get shot, you know? I I grew up
17:04
17:04 in a different time.
17:06
17:06 >> Different time.
17:07
17:07 >> Yeah. Yeah, it was. You didn't get
17:09
17:09 kidnapped every 3 minutes.
17:12
17:12 >> That almost happened to me once, but we
17:14
17:14 will save that because we probably
17:15
17:15 should move on to the chat section cuz I
17:18
17:18 did.
17:19
17:19 >> There was a lot of tangents on there.
17:22
17:22 Yeah, there was there was a late night
17:24
17:24 where Joshua and one of his friends did
17:26
17:26 get approached by a minivan with dark
17:28
17:28 tinted windows, but we will not continue
17:30
17:30 that conversation on this episode.
17:32
17:32 >> If you want to hear more about that, uh,
17:34
17:34 put it in the chat or don't. We'll talk
17:36
17:36 about it next time.
17:37
17:37 >> Yeah, that's a sorry for little a
17:38
17:38 exclusive right there. Good luck.
17:41
17:41 >> Yeah, right.
17:42
17:42 >> All right, everybody. Let's move on.
17:43
17:43 Yeah, let's get on to the chat with this
17:45
17:45 section. This is uh the part of the show
17:47
17:47 where we talk about the topics for the
17:49
17:49 week and uh they are as followed.
17:53
17:53 Joshua, what do you what do you Oh no,
17:56
17:56 we have a technical emergency. So
17:59
17:59 Joshua's going to have to just read the
18:00
18:00 topic off because his little screen is
18:03
18:03 not working.
18:03
18:03 >> Did Is it not working? Did I Did I just
18:05
18:05 pop that [ __ ] up earlier? There we go.
18:07
18:07 >> Oh, there you go. Never mind. You know,
18:09
18:09 take it back.
18:10
18:10 >> I I have a slippery thumb. Okay, you
18:12
18:12 can't see how shiny it is right now, but
18:13
18:13 it's a little slippery. It's a little
18:14
18:14 slimy in this room.
18:15
18:15 >> It's like a lizard.
18:17
18:17 >> There you go, everybody. That That is
18:18
18:18 what Sean was talking about right there.
18:20
18:20 >> There we go. Thank you. For those of you
18:22
18:22 listening, you probably just thought we
18:23
18:23 [ __ ] up. We did.
18:26
18:26 We definitely did. But Mia has got us.
18:28
18:28 Uh so here are your topics for the week,
18:30
18:30 everybody. We're going to go into the
18:31
18:31 first one, which is casual connection,
18:35
18:35 which is wonderful.
18:38
18:38 The second one is uh sim shameless or
18:45
18:45 shameful sim.
18:47
18:47 >> Did I did I read that right?
18:48
18:48 >> It's a it's a tongue twister and we'll
18:51
18:51 read it off once we get back to it
18:52
18:52 again. Maybe you'll have me do it
18:53
18:53 because
18:55
18:55 and then uh we will end this week with
18:57
18:57 pick your poison. You know, got a little
18:59
18:59 bit of a short uh short session with us
19:01
19:01 today. You know, we're not trying to go
19:03
19:03 completely long this week. Uh Joshua is
19:05
19:05 a busy man and uh I'm pretty tired. So
19:08
19:08 let's get on over to uh casual
19:11
19:11 conversations. Buddy, this is a a you
19:13
19:13 topic. So what do what do you want to
19:14
19:14 talk about with this one, buddy?
19:15
19:15 >> Okay, casual casual conversations. So
19:19
19:19 we're we basically are within the the
19:22
19:22 the uh we're right into summer, right?
19:24
19:24 Summer's right on top of us and we're
19:26
19:26 we're into the feel-good vibes. the air
19:30
19:30 is coming to our lungs and I kind of
19:33
19:33 feel like with everything going on in
19:35
19:35 the world, there's a lot of fear.
19:37
19:37 There's a lot of like side eyeing people
19:39
19:39 at the bar. There's a lot of like should
19:41
19:41 I should I not? Um I I just want to get
19:46
19:46 your take and maybe if somebody's, you
19:47
19:47 know, wants to chime in a little bit as
19:49
19:49 far as casual connections, are casual
19:52
19:52 connections still a thing that we are
19:54
19:54 able to kind of like tap into? And when
19:57
19:57 I say casual, somebody who you don't
19:58
19:58 even know, somebody who you didn't meet
19:60
19:60 on a a website, you didn't you didn't
20:02
20:02 come across them on Bumble or Tinder or
20:05
20:05 whatever, you know, just getting back to
20:07
20:07 the real casual connection that some of
20:11
20:11 us just really enjoy. Um, and just being
20:14
20:14 less fearful of just meeting people
20:16
20:16 because I feel like a there's a lot of
20:18
20:18 people right now, they're just nervous
20:19
20:19 to meet new people because they need an
20:22
20:22 app to kind of like guide them through
20:24
20:24 this the connection that they're looking
20:25
20:25 for.
20:26
20:26 So,
20:27
20:27 >> I'm just curious is is can we still have
20:29
20:29 casual things where people can just talk
20:32
20:32 and and uh needless need I say hook up
20:35
20:35 casually?
20:36
20:36 >> So, then you are you asking
20:40
20:40 are you asking it in more of like a a
20:43
20:43 hookup sense or just like uh like a just
20:46
20:46 a conversation sense?
20:48
20:48 >> Okay. Listen, buddy. Listen. Every every
20:51
20:51 good conversation
20:53
20:53 leads to I mean, you know,
20:56
20:56 >> a night alone under the star. Maybe
20:58
20:58 you're watching a movie. I mean, so you
20:60
20:60 can't
21:01
21:01 >> spend an hour together.
21:03
21:03 >> Are our conversations good enough to
21:04
21:04 spend an hour under the stars together?
21:06
21:06 Is that what you're saying?
21:07
21:07 >> Yeah, we could to me and you could
21:08
21:08 totally talk. I mean, we've How many
21:10
21:10 nights have we drank together? How many
21:11
21:11 times have we hung out together? I mean,
21:13
21:13 we've I've show my shoulder on I mean,
21:16
21:16 we've held each other.
21:17
21:17 >> That's That's He's not lying. We have.
21:19
21:19 Yeah.
21:20
21:20 >> Yeah. I mean I mean we're friends. We
21:22
21:22 have a good we have a good time and we
21:24
21:24 know each other. But before we knew each
21:25
21:25 other, we had to have some sort of
21:27
21:27 casual connection. We had had something
21:29
21:29 that intertwined
21:31
21:31 >> and and me and you did not meet on a on
21:33
21:33 a on a website. Me and you did not meet,
21:37
21:37 you know, through like an exchange of
21:39
21:39 fluids. Rand, you know what I mean? Like
21:41
21:41 we we we
21:43
21:43 >> we we casually just mutual friend, you
21:46
21:46 know, my girlfriend, your whatever.
21:48
21:48 We touched each other's hands on a bus.
21:49
21:49 It was like that like casually. Uh but
21:53
21:53 to answer the question, dude, yes. Yes,
21:55
21:55 you can still have casual conversations.
21:56
21:56 I kind of related to the reason I asked
21:58
21:58 it like sexual or not sexual uh was
22:02
22:02 because bars like the old lady and I go
22:05
22:05 to bars all the time and we sit at the
22:06
22:06 bar top like at the bar actual bar
22:09
22:09 itself and we have conver conversations
22:11
22:11 with the bartenders
22:14
22:14 I would say like 75% of the time you
22:17
22:17 know and it's like those conversations
22:19
22:19 are casual you know but they don't lead
22:21
22:21 to anything sexual you know but I would
22:24
22:24 definitely say if you can have a
22:25
22:25 conversation like that then you
22:26
22:26 definitely have a casual sexual
22:28
22:28 conversation if you want.
22:29
22:29 >> That's what I'm saying, man.
22:31
22:31 >> Yeah. I don't think you really
22:32
22:32 necessarily need an app to do all that.
22:34
22:34 I think it's kind of I think it's more
22:38
22:38 like living life if you can find
22:41
22:41 somebody without an app, you know, like
22:43
22:43 cuz those things are so much rarer
22:45
22:45 nowadays, like because of apps and like
22:47
22:47 how like how easy it is to find somebody
22:52
22:52 through an app, right? It's so much more
22:56
22:56 romantic, I guess you could say, to just
22:58
22:58 kind of meet cue somebody in the real
23:00
23:00 world without having to do any of that,
23:02
23:02 right?
23:04
23:04 But I would definitely say, yeah, you
23:05
23:05 can still do it. It's still there. Just
23:07
23:07 got to got to work a little more for it.
23:10
23:10 >> Well, it's it's kind of funny because
23:11
23:11 you you like I we work in a place where
23:14
23:14 we just naturally just have to say hello
23:15
23:15 to people, right?
23:16
23:16 >> Yeah.
23:17
23:17 >> Like that's just part if we don't say
23:18
23:18 hello to somebody, we literally get
23:21
23:21 scolded. We get in trouble. We have to
23:23
23:23 get pulled for those who don't know. We
23:25
23:25 get pulled into an office and they
23:27
23:27 literally put notes in our file. You
23:30
23:30 know what I mean? Like we all of a
23:32
23:32 sudden become the worst person because
23:34
23:34 we didn't [ __ ] acknowledge somebody.
23:36
23:36 I'm sorry. They looked the other way
23:38
23:38 when I said hello. They might have been
23:39
23:39 a dick and I didn't want to say hi. You
23:41
23:41 know what I mean? Just like,
23:42
23:42 >> you know, why are we saying hi to people
23:44
23:44 that don't want to be acknowledged
23:44
23:44 anyways? I get it.
23:46
23:46 >> Yeah. Um, but my point is is I feel like
23:51
23:51 now that I've kind of like established
23:53
23:53 some roots of who I am as a person.
23:56
23:56 Casually saying hello to somebody seems
23:58
23:58 a lot easier than it was when I was
23:60
23:60 younger. Because I feel like when you're
24:02
24:02 younger, you're still discovering
24:03
24:03 yourself. Like, you know, if I say hi to
24:05
24:05 but to somebody and then they don't say
24:07
24:07 hi to me. Like all of a sudden, I'm just
24:10
24:10 like for some reason you think you're
24:11
24:11 just not important or just they don't
24:13
24:13 want to acknowledge you or whatever it
24:14
24:14 is. like you there's just something that
24:15
24:15 happens as an adult. Like I don't know.
24:17
24:17 I just feel like saying hi to people
24:20
24:20 comes more natural to me now. Uh maybe
24:22
24:22 I'm just coded that way now, but
24:25
24:25 >> I I just sort of feel like casually if
24:27
24:27 we can just say hi to people more often.
24:29
24:29 Um we we may not miss as many
24:31
24:31 connections that are there for us
24:33
24:33 naturally just because we're just you're
24:35
24:35 not saying hi. You're relying on the app
24:36
24:36 to say hello for you.
24:38
24:38 >> Yeah. Well, I guess yeah, I guess that's
24:41
24:41 a that's a unique way to put that. Yeah,
24:44
24:44 the app is is really saying hi first and
24:47
24:47 then after that initial hi, you have to
24:50
24:50 come up with the next thing, right? So,
24:52
24:52 yeah, the app is really saying hi first.
24:54
24:54 Damn, I didn't think about it like that.
24:56
24:56 Then again, I'm not on any dating
24:57
24:57 websites, so I don't I don't know how
24:59
24:59 that [ __ ] works anymore. Like, I guess
25:01
25:01 Joshua, if you if you were to lose your
25:03
25:03 significant other right now, do you
25:04
25:04 think you could function in this new
25:06
25:06 world?
25:08
25:08 >> Uh, yeah, because I would just say hi to
25:10
25:10 people. I'd probably get in trouble
25:11
25:11 because I'd say hi to somebody that's in
25:13
25:13 a relationship and they'd probably
25:14
25:14 [ ] be mad at me or some [ ] But
25:17
25:17 then I would have to like basically let
25:19
25:19 them know just dude like I'm just saying
25:21
25:21 hi to somebody and it's not my fault for
25:24
25:24 that they said hi back or whatever.
25:26
25:26 >> So do you think this is why the apps are
25:28
25:28 more helpful then because you don't run
25:29
25:29 into those awkward situations if this
25:31
25:31 were to happen? Well, well, that's where
25:33
25:33 it gets sketchy because I think the apps
25:34
25:34 are helping people be more sketchy, you
25:37
25:37 know, because now you can do it behind
25:39
25:39 people's Yeah. hatfishing, catfishing,
25:42
25:42 you know, the whole glory hole pandemic
25:46
25:46 that's going on right now.
25:48
25:48 >> Glory hole pandemic.
25:50
25:50 >> You haven't heard about this? You about
25:51
25:51 this? Yeah.
25:53
25:53 >> What?
25:54
25:54 >> Hey,
25:54
25:54 >> everybody, we're about to go on a side
25:56
25:56 tangent here. Just buckle up. Hang on.
25:58
25:58 Buckle up.
25:59
25:59 >> What is this happen? What are you
26:00
26:00 talking about? You haven't heard about
26:03
26:03 the gloryole pandemic?
26:05
26:05 >> No.
26:06
26:06 >> There is there's even medication for it.
26:09
26:09 >> Okay.
26:11
26:11 >> You haven't I'm surprised you you
26:12
26:12 haven't I'm surprised you haven't heard
26:14
26:14 about it.
26:14
26:14 >> Like are we are people not going to them
26:16
26:16 anymore? Is that's what's happening?
26:18
26:18 >> No, there's there no you know all the
26:20
26:20 new housing that's going up you know all
26:21
26:21 the all the uh plywood you know in all
26:24
26:24 these random holes where not used to be
26:27
26:27 in these construction sites
26:28
26:28 >> you know.
26:30
26:30 >> Yeah. You haven't you haven't you
26:31
26:31 haven't I mean
26:33
26:33 >> I don't understand. I don't get it.
26:37
26:37 >> Just the R get it.
26:39
26:39 >> Okay. Here here. Do do me a favor. Next
26:41
26:41 time you're out. Next time you're out,
26:43
26:43 >> just just drive through a a a a
26:46
26:46 residential area that's being developed.
26:48
26:48 >> Find yourself a sheet of plywood that
26:50
26:50 just has a perfectly drilled hole, you
26:52
26:52 know, like a two inch hole, and just
26:54
26:54 walk up to it and stick your pecker
26:56
26:56 through it. And you tell me what happens
26:58
26:58 after that.
27:01
27:01 Well, if it's a newly constructed home,
27:03
27:03 I don't think anybody would be there to
27:05
27:05 do anything to my pecker.
27:07
27:07 >> That's This is where Euro might be might
27:10
27:10 be misled. You know,
27:13
27:13 >> this is not a pandemic. I thought I
27:15
27:15 thought we were I thought people weren't
27:17
27:17 going to them anymore, which is why it
27:19
27:19 became a pandemic. You led me on with
27:21
27:21 that statement, you know. You led me on.
27:23
27:23 You led me thinking that there was this
27:26
27:26 this
27:28
27:28 I was going to say abundance, but that's
27:29
27:29 not the word I'm looking for. This
27:31
27:31 absence of folk out there who just
27:34
27:34 really want to go down on someone
27:37
27:37 through a hole and they're not
27:39
27:39 experiencing this for a pandemic reason.
27:42
27:42 So, I'm I'm very upset that you misled
27:44
27:44 me. I feel offended and I'm ready to
27:48
27:48 move on now.
27:52
27:52 I'm sorry.
27:54
27:54 I mean, I I don't know.
27:55
27:55 >> Over here thinking that there's a true
27:56
27:56 pandemic for these people. [ __ ] What
27:58
27:58 the [ __ ] was I thinking?
27:60
27:60 >> Clearly Joshua didn't know what he was
28:01
28:01 thinking either. So,
28:03
28:03 >> yeah. Didn't didn't think that one out.
28:05
28:05 >> Sorry for people. Godamn it.
28:07
28:07 >> All right. You ready to move on, buddy?
28:09
28:09 Casual connection.
28:10
28:10 >> I just hope people do more what the
28:12
28:12 whole point was is I hope people say
28:13
28:13 hello more and just do more casual
28:15
28:15 connections because shit's weird right
28:16
28:16 now. And I really hope just we get back
28:18
28:18 to the human element of just getting
28:20
28:20 together, having a good time,
28:21
28:21 >> and uh [ __ ] maybe hooking up if it
28:24
28:24 comes from that,
28:25
28:25 >> you know?
28:25
28:25 >> I also think that if you say hi to the
28:28
28:28 wrong people, they're going to [ __ ]
28:29
28:29 shoot the [ __ ] out of you. So that's the
28:31
28:31 time we live in now.
28:32
28:32 >> Yeah, this is very, very true. Sean,
28:35
28:35 would you like to give this tongue
28:37
28:37 twister this new
28:38
28:38 >> Here we go again. All right, let's move
28:40
28:40 on to uh Sim. Shameless or shameful Sim.
28:46
28:46 I nailed it.
28:50
28:50 >> What the hell are you talking about with
28:51
28:51 this one, dude?
28:52
28:52 >> All right. Okay. So, we just went from
28:54
28:54 casually getting together to a [ __ ]
28:56
28:56 mindblowing like thoughtprovoking like
28:59
28:59 what the [ __ ] right? And this is
29:00
29:00 usually the tangents I go on and how my
29:02
29:02 brain thinks. So, I've been watching a
29:05
29:05 whole lot of Yes, believe it or not,
29:09
29:09 I've been watching a whole lot of are we
29:11
29:11 an assimilation type thing, right? Are
29:14
29:14 we currently living in a simulation?
29:18
29:18 Me and Sean, you listening, we're being
29:21
29:21 piped in through your radio or you're
29:23
29:23 listening to us on a AirPod or
29:25
29:25 something. We are now in your head.
29:27
29:27 You're hearing these two voices.
29:29
29:29 >> Um,
29:31
29:31 so in this thought process of are we in
29:34
29:34 a simulation, I started to think of
29:36
29:36 myself as as a sim. Am I the type of sim
29:40
29:40 that is like shameless? Same list. Same
29:44
29:44 shame list.
29:45
29:45 >> You got this. Believe in me.
29:47
29:47 >> Or I'm the or am I the type of Sim that
29:50
29:50 is shameful?
29:53
29:53 Like am I controlling am I controlling
29:56
29:56 my avatar? Am I am I going against the
29:58
29:58 grain when when when
30:00
30:00 my owner or or the person who controls
30:02
30:02 me when they when they press up on it, I
30:05
30:05 [ __ ] go right. You know what I mean?
30:06
30:06 Like I got so much shame, you know? like
30:08
30:08 I'm not listening to the I'm not
30:10
30:10 following the compass
30:13
30:13 >> the the the uh almighty the guy behind
30:15
30:15 the curtain
30:16
30:16 >> is trying. So am I am I creating a
30:19
30:19 shameful Sim experience for myself
30:22
30:22 >> or like a shame like like I'm just
30:25
30:25 giving into them, you know, like they
30:26
30:26 are just like
30:28
30:28 >> control over you. They're doing whatever
30:30
30:30 they're doing whatever they want with
30:31
30:31 you.
30:32
30:32 >> Exactly.
30:33
30:33 >> Interesting.
30:34
30:34 >> Yeah. So, I started thinking about this
30:36
30:36 like what what sim, what universe, what
30:40
30:40 role are you playing? And how do you
30:41
30:41 feel about this thought of us being in a
30:44
30:44 simulation? And if you were the sim,
30:47
30:47 do you think you're following the the
30:48
30:48 the navigational compass of of what
30:51
30:51 you're supposed to be doing based on
30:53
30:53 this simulation? Are you [ __ ] it up?
30:55
30:55 >> Well, I mean, we've talked about
30:57
30:57 simulations in this podcast before. I
30:59
30:59 believe we're in a simulation. Uh
31:02
31:02 there's there's evidence to prove that
31:04
31:04 we are, you know, I can't tell you any
31:06
31:06 of the evidence because I don't know. I
31:07
31:07 don't know. It's out of my league, you
31:09
31:09 know. It's like the [ __ ] flat
31:10
31:10 earthers, you know? Like I can try to
31:12
31:12 prove it to you and I might prove myself
31:13
31:13 wrong, but I know it's right, you know?
31:16
31:16 So, I think we're in a simulation and I
31:18
31:18 think I'm probably I think I'm being
31:20
31:20 controlled by my my captive, you know? I
31:24
31:24 think they've uh they they're
31:25
31:25 controlling me and I'm following. I'm
31:27
31:27 taking suit, you know. I think I'm doing
31:28
31:28 everything they want me to do.
31:30
31:30 >> [ __ ] Yeah, I don't know, man. I I feel
31:34
31:34 >> I feel I'm being controlled.
31:37
31:37 >> Can I can I ask you can I ask you a
31:39
31:39 question? So, in this this the uh the
31:42
31:42 Sim experience that you're going through
31:43
31:43 right now,
31:44
31:44 >> do you feel like it's more evident that
31:46
31:46 you are just doing what they do because
31:49
31:49 you've reached a level of comfort and
31:51
31:51 comfort
31:52
31:52 >> equals exactly what you know that you're
31:57
31:57 being controlled to do. Like that's that
31:58
31:58 level of comfort.
31:60
31:60 >> You know what? Yes. Yeah. When you put
32:01
32:01 it like that. Yes. I think I'm doing
32:03
32:03 exactly what my my uh my master wants me
32:06
32:06 to do. Uh
32:09
32:09 >> I'm loving the words you're using. My
32:11
32:11 master like I like I want to keep
32:13
32:13 hearing the words you use.
32:14
32:14 >> Controller.
32:15
32:15 >> Yeah. There you go. There you go. Yeah.
32:17
32:17 Keep going.
32:17
32:17 >> Yeah. I I feel like I am being used.
32:20
32:20 Yeah. Because I feel comfort. I feel
32:22
32:22 like I'm at a comfortable point in my
32:24
32:24 life at the moment, you know? And all
32:27
32:27 obviously that can change in my my
32:28
32:28 [ __ ]
32:30
32:30 my sensei. I don't know.
32:33
32:33 >> Sensei. That's another Okay, you threw
32:34
32:34 another one out there. All right. All
32:36
32:36 right.
32:36
32:36 >> I don't know. Maybe they decide, hey,
32:37
32:37 you know what? Nah, nah, you're too
32:39
32:39 you're too comfortable. You know, uh
32:41
32:41 you're going to now I'm going to make
32:43
32:43 you experience like 16 weeks of
32:46
32:46 sickness, right? Like,
32:49
32:49 excuse me. You know, I I think
32:51
32:51 definitely I think I'm just following
32:53
32:53 what
32:55
32:55 whatever my lord wants, you know.
32:57
32:57 >> So when So when your master when your
33:00
33:00 manager hits the uh the yellow Y button
33:04
33:04 on the Xbox controller and it creates
33:05
33:05 diarrhea for you, do you think like
33:10
33:10 >> do you think you did something wrong?
33:12
33:12 Like you shouldn't be there like
33:14
33:14 >> No. No. cuz I'm such at a comfort I'm
33:16
33:16 such at a comfort state right now that I
33:18
33:18 would probably think that it was
33:19
33:19 something that I ate my own like I did
33:21
33:21 this to myself kind of thing you know
33:22
33:22 like they have me under their under the
33:24
33:24 little thumb there right I mean
33:26
33:26 figuratively
33:27
33:27 >> so that's when you steered off the path
33:28
33:28 right is what you're saying like that's
33:29
33:29 when you went off the golden brick the
33:30
33:30 yellow brick
33:31
33:31 >> yeah see now we're talking
33:33
33:33 >> diarrhea button like exactly like since
33:36
33:36 we're talking about this right they're
33:38
33:38 probably just like you know what you're
33:39
33:39 straying off the path instant diarrhea
33:41
33:41 good luck with that hopefully you like
33:43
33:43 the taste of [ ] fit in your [ ]
33:45
33:45 food. Like, you know, like
33:48
33:48 >> like we know you didn't buy underwear.
33:50
33:50 Like, you're done. Like, just like
33:52
33:52 >> Yeah. And then all like all his choices
33:54
33:54 or their choices like just led up to
33:56
33:56 this moment with me [ __ ] my pants
33:58
33:58 without any underwear. Like they knew
33:60
33:60 this was going to happen, so they did it
34:02
34:02 to me on purpose, you know?
34:04
34:04 >> That would also beg the question like,
34:05
34:05 can this sim be reset, you know? Or is
34:08
34:08 this like a like in some games you have
34:10
34:10 like just one life kind of thing and you
34:12
34:12 kind of you kind of win the game, you
34:13
34:13 know? Like can the simulation be reset?
34:16
34:16 Like do we know when a reset happens?
34:18
34:18 Like if we go to sleep and we don't
34:20
34:20 dream one night, like is that a reset of
34:23
34:23 the simulation? You know, now we're like
34:25
34:25 being controlled by like their brother
34:26
34:26 or sister, you know? They're trying to
34:29
34:29 figure out what they want to do with us,
34:31
34:31 you know?
34:31
34:31 >> Yeah.
34:32
34:32 >> Yeah.
34:32
34:32 >> That's I see what you're saying. And
34:34
34:34 that's that's why I just I I had to know
34:36
34:36 like how you feel you're running how you
34:38
34:38 feel you're running this gauntlet right
34:39
34:39 here.
34:40
34:40 >> Like how
34:40
34:40 >> I don't feel like I'm running it very
34:42
34:42 well. I'll tell you that right.
34:43
34:43 >> Okay. So you're comfortable. No, but
34:44
34:44 you're comfortable. You've only hit the
34:45
34:45 D. They've only
34:47
34:47 >> I'm comfortable. I just don't think I'm
34:49
34:49 running it well.
34:51
34:51 >> Okay. Well, as long I mean as long as
34:52
34:52 you staying away from why the yellow
34:55
34:55 button on the controller, the diary
34:56
34:56 button to enough you're staying away
34:58
34:58 from that button,
34:59
34:59 >> then you're good. I on the other hand I
35:02
35:02 think whoever I I think I keep getting
35:04
35:04 reset all the time because whoever's
35:06
35:06 trying to buy this guy is not
35:09
35:09 succeeding.
35:11
35:11 I think I stray from the path more often
35:14
35:14 than not. And you know what Mia bleeped
35:16
35:16 this out. I don't [ __ ] care either,
35:18
35:18 man. I love life so Mia [ __ ] much
35:23
35:23 that
35:24
35:24 I will continue to jump off the path as
35:28
35:28 much as I possibly can because you only
35:30
35:30 live once and this is supposed to be a
35:33
35:33 great [ __ ] life and I'm going to go
35:36
35:36 against the grain as many times as I can
35:39
35:39 but still be respectful of my partners
35:42
35:42 and friends and everybody in life, you
35:44
35:44 know, as much as we can.
35:46
35:46 >> And uh
35:47
35:47 >> I got a question now. Okay.
35:49
35:49 >> What what if
35:52
35:52 your your controller is
35:57
35:57 doing that for you? Like they're the
35:59
35:59 ones who are giving you that feeling of
36:01
36:01 you're doing you're not you're not
36:03
36:03 following the the basic path, you know?
36:06
36:06 Like they're the ones being like, you
36:07
36:07 know what? Nah, this guy's going rogue,
36:10
36:10 you know? Like he's doing he's doing all
36:11
36:11 the things you shouldn't be doing, but
36:13
36:13 they're doing that for you. Like what if
36:15
36:15 that's what's happening?
36:17
36:17 I I mean I get what you're saying, but
36:19
36:19 you know what? If going against
36:22
36:22 everything that has always been told to
36:24
36:24 me by my master, my sensei, I needed
36:27
36:27 words. I needed you to use these words
36:29
36:29 cuz I did not have any to fill in the
36:31
36:31 blanks. So, thank you for doing this for
36:34
36:34 me, the almighty, whatever you want to
36:36
36:36 call it. Like, I I just I don't know,
36:39
36:39 man. I think there's something better
36:42
36:42 off the beaten path than there is on the
36:44
36:44 rosy glasses golden [ __ ] you know
36:47
36:47 what I mean? Like I would rather make my
36:48
36:48 own path like the penguin a couple
36:51
36:51 episodes ago.
36:53
36:53 I would rather hang out with that lonely
36:56
36:56 penguin than be be going down the same
36:60
36:60 path, you know, where the road is so has
37:02
37:02 been stepped on so many times people's
37:03
37:03 feet have marks in them. Just I just
37:06
37:06 don't find that very impressive. I don't
37:08
37:08 find that very uh just rewarding to step
37:11
37:11 in those the same footprints unless it's
37:14
37:14 something obviously like I love to do or
37:16
37:16 whatever, but still I'm creating my own
37:18
37:18 account. I think I piss the my owner off
37:20
37:20 all the time. That's why I keep getting
37:22
37:22 resold. I think this is why my shit's
37:24
37:24 always like gets reset
37:27
37:27 >> you're always on discount.
37:28
37:28 >> I'm Yeah, I'm on I'm uncontrollable.
37:30
37:30 Like if I was on Steam, I'd always be on
37:32
37:32 sale. You know what I mean? Like I like
37:37
37:37 I I'm on discount all the time. So, but
37:39
37:39 like if you're like, you know, if if at
37:41
37:41 a billion years you're a teenager and
37:43
37:43 you're owning us Sims, like I'm getting
37:46
37:46 the the billionaire every time, you
37:47
37:47 know, like our billionyear-old [ __ ]
37:49
37:49 cosmic being every time. They're they're
37:51
37:51 running my system.
37:52
37:52 >> I got another question.
37:54
37:54 >> Okay.
37:54
37:54 >> I mean, I know we're trying to move on,
37:56
37:56 but I have another question.
37:57
37:57 >> All right. Do you think when we do this
38:01
38:01 podcast together, do you think our
38:05
38:05 you think our controllers they they go,
38:08
38:08 "Oh, it's the hourlong podcast part of
38:10
38:10 the game now and then they just walk
38:13
38:13 away for an hour. They don't ever listen
38:15
38:15 to the [ __ ] that we say." Like, do you
38:17
38:17 think that's what happens?
38:18
38:18 >> I think this is when we break like the
38:20
38:20 third wall.
38:21
38:21 >> I think this is I think this is where we
38:23
38:23 like break it because now we've recorded
38:25
38:25 this. Now, this is in the the whole
38:28
38:28 ethos of just, you know, the ones and
38:31
38:31 zeros, just the whole AI, like we break
38:33
38:33 it when we do this.
38:34
38:34 >> Okay. Interesting. So, at this very
38:37
38:37 moment,
38:38
38:38 >> they we could we could say anything. We
38:40
38:40 could say we could say that our
38:41
38:41 controller is [ __ ] stupid and uh they
38:43
38:43 can eat my butthole. You know, make me
38:47
38:47 [ __ ] my pants. Bring it on. I know
38:48
38:48 you're not listening.
38:51
38:51 I mean, that happens. And you know what
38:52
38:52 else really breaks? If there is a fourth
38:54
38:54 wall, you know what also breaks it?
38:56
38:56 >> What, buddy? What breaks it
38:58
38:58 >> is another quarter in the [ __ ]
38:60
38:60 in the jukebox with an AI song.
39:04
39:04 >> Hell yeah.
39:05
39:05 >> If we're ready to to to have a little
39:08
39:08 bit of fun, we do have another AI song
39:10
39:10 for this episode.
39:11
39:11 >> And we're about to break the fourth wall
39:14
39:14 for y'all.
39:15
39:15 >> You ready for it, Sean?
39:18
39:18 >> Okay. All right. and and Sean at you
39:20
39:20 know Sean has o has has given me a few
39:22
39:22 tasks
39:23
39:23 >> and one of them is to say the name of
39:27
39:27 the song y
39:28
39:28 >> and uh give a little bit of inspiration
39:30
39:30 and so I'm going to attempt to do that
39:33
39:33 for you all as we lead into the AI song
39:36
39:36 for this episode.
39:37
39:37 >> Okay.
39:37
39:37 >> All right, Chong. So the so the song
39:39
39:39 that I created for this week I really I
39:41
39:41 you know I was really trying to create
39:43
39:43 something here. Um, first of all, the
39:46
39:46 song, uh, the name of the song is Voices
39:48
39:48 in My Skin. Okay, there's your title.
39:52
39:52 Okay. Right. Right. It's a little It's a
39:54
39:54 little different, you know. Um, but what
39:56
39:56 I was trying to do with this, um, I
39:58
39:58 wasn't trying to create just a song. I
40:00
40:00 was trying to create a psychological
40:03
40:03 soundsscape. So, it was a psycho. Again,
40:07
40:07 I I'm just try I was trying something a
40:09
40:09 little bit different here. Um this is a
40:11
40:11 song that throughout the song I was
40:13
40:13 trying to create uh three living forces
40:16
40:16 uh where the male represents the mind,
40:19
40:19 the female represents the shadows and
40:22
40:22 the body and the instruments basically
40:25
40:25 are the chorus and the soul and the
40:26
40:26 scars trying to escape.
40:29
40:29 >> Interesting. Okay. Well, that's a that's
40:31
40:31 a lot a lot of back in this one. That's
40:34
40:34 crazy. This is the most backtory I think
40:36
40:36 we've ever gotten for one of Joshua's
40:37
40:37 creations here. So, I'll go ahead and
40:39
40:39 share my screen with the people
40:40
40:40 watching. For those of you listening,
40:41
40:41 just keep on listening. Here we go. Uh
40:43
40:43 Joshua, let's let's find out what you
40:47
40:47 came up with. Here you go, everybody.
41:05
41:05 My body writes in red ink.
41:09
41:09 Cardon stories in my skin.
41:13
41:13 Every mark of memory of the battles
41:17
41:17 pulling me in.
41:20
41:20 But the smoke begins to rise
41:24
41:24 from the wounds I try to hide.
41:28
41:28 And my soul inside the shadows keeps
41:31
41:31 refusing to divide.
41:37
41:37 Writting
41:39
41:39 stories
41:41
41:41 battle
41:42
41:42 hide.
41:43
41:43 >> I feel the pull, the break, the burn.
41:47
41:47 The scars all whisper as they turn. But
41:51
41:51 something in me still believes there's
41:55
41:55 light beneath these meories.
42:01
42:01 WE ARE THE VOICES IN YOUR SKIN.
42:05
42:05 The echoes of where you have been.
42:10
42:10 We rise, we fall, we burn, we stay. We
42:14
42:14 are the scars that never fade.
42:19
42:19 Never fade.
42:23
42:23 Never fade.
42:32
42:32 My body bears a sharpening teeth.
42:36
42:36 A man's ready for the fight.
42:40
42:40 But my soul steps through the smoke.
42:44
42:44 Burning louder than the night.
42:47
42:47 Time is running out of cages.
42:51
42:51 Ink is bleeding toward the end.
42:55
42:55 Yet the truth inside the fading shows
42:59
42:59 the man I could defend.
43:03
43:03 >> A beautiful that breaks the
43:07
43:07 >> break until my soul begins to take.
43:19
43:19 We are the voices in your skin.
43:23
43:23 The echoes of where you have been.
43:28
43:28 We rise, we fall, we burn, we sky, we
43:32
43:32 are the stars I never.
43:51
43:51 When the FINAL DAYS ARE CLOSING IN,
43:58
43:58 I see a light
44:01
44:01 beneath my skin.
44:04
44:04 >> Beneath your skin.
44:06
44:06 >> A truth 100 YEARS COULD NEVER.
44:14
44:14 >> A soul
44:16
44:16 that steps beyond the fight.
44:24
44:24 I'M RISING THROUGH THE SM
44:28
44:28 tonight.
44:33
44:33 We all THE
44:40
44:40 light
44:44
44:44 still.
44:55
44:55 We are the truth.
44:58
44:58 You'll finally
45:01
45:01 see. All
45:10
45:10 right, everybody. There you go. There
45:11
45:11 was your AI song for the week, buddy.
45:14
45:14 >> Man,
45:14
45:14 >> that was intense. That was interesting
45:18
45:18 to me. Um,
45:21
45:21 >> I tried. I tried. I tried.
45:23
45:23 >> Honestly, it was it was pretty decent. I
45:25
45:25 mean, I'm not going to put it in my like
45:26
45:26 repeat albums or not, but
45:29
45:29 >> I do like I I think I said this like not
45:32
45:32 last week, but the week before where you
45:34
45:34 you have this ability with the Sodto
45:36
45:36 tool to create these really well
45:39
45:39 produced dynamic
45:42
45:42 male female like battles and it's it's
45:46
45:46 pretty [ __ ] good, my dude. Like that
45:48
45:48 that aspect of it is solid. I really
45:51
45:51 like that. I I think this week I just
45:53
45:53 wasn't a fan of the music like
45:55
45:55 >> Yeah. Yeah. No,
45:56
45:56 >> I don't know. It seems it seems like
45:58
45:58 you're you're picking you're real niche
45:59
45:59 in your genre right now. Like
46:01
46:01 >> Yeah. Yeah. So, next week I I was going
46:03
46:03 to say next week, you know, like I said,
46:06
46:06 you know, I've been spending some time
46:07
46:07 at the beach. You know, we need we need
46:09
46:09 to bring something where you can roll
46:10
46:10 down the windows and you can vibe to,
46:12
46:12 you know, we we're So, next week I'm
46:15
46:15 going to bring something that's a bit
46:18
46:18 different. Um it's going to be a little
46:21
46:21 bit more upbeat. You know, a lot of this
46:22
46:22 has been a lot of internals messaging.
46:25
46:25 You know, these songs have been a little
46:27
46:27 intense.
46:28
46:28 >> Yeah, they've been intense, man. But, um
46:31
46:31 I was really trying to work out the the
46:33
46:33 the um bring in the three elements, you
46:36
46:36 know, for this one. that you did a great
46:38
46:38 job with
46:39
46:39 >> like the M like there were some points
46:41
46:41 in there like I know so for those of you
46:44
46:44 who don't know
46:45
46:45 >> like we create this stuff using Sono as
46:48
46:48 a tool and I I know a lot of people hate
46:51
46:51 generative AI and whatnot but we use it
46:53
46:53 as a tool for just entertainment and fun
46:56
46:56 and to master a tool like that there it
46:59
46:59 takes a lot of complex things and I can
47:02
47:02 hear it when Joshua does these things
47:04
47:04 that he is taking a lot of time out of
47:07
47:07 his okay to create these emotions and
47:11
47:11 words using that. And I I hear it,
47:13
47:13 buddy. I hear it. And you're getting way
47:15
47:15 better at it. Like, thank you.
47:17
47:17 >> The other week when I did uh the
47:19
47:19 leprechaun song for St. Patty's Day, um
47:23
47:23 >> I realized that Joshua was doing a lot
47:25
47:25 behind the scenes that take that takes
47:28
47:28 effort. It takes a lot of repeat and
47:29
47:29 trial.
47:30
47:30 >> Takes a lot of effort.
47:31
47:31 >> No, it's no longer
47:33
47:33 >> as simple as going, "Hey, you know what?
47:36
47:36 make a song about tits and punching that
47:38
47:38 in there and doing that, you know, like
47:41
47:41 it's we've stepped up the game, you
47:43
47:43 know? It's it's it's difficult. It's
47:45
47:45 harder. Doesn't mean it can't be done.
47:47
47:47 Doesn't mean it's not easier than
47:48
47:48 [ __ ] playing the instrument, right?
47:50
47:50 But it's it's definitely it definitely
47:52
47:52 takes some effort. So, congrats on you,
47:54
47:54 buddy. Congrats. Hats off. I can take my
47:56
47:56 hat off, but I'm I'm hating right now.
47:58
47:58 So,
47:59
47:59 >> same. I can't I can't take my hat off.
48:02
48:02 Okay.
48:03
48:03 It's funny. Like take your head off and
48:04
48:04 you feel naked all of a sudden, like,
48:06
48:06 >> right? Yeah. Feels weird.
48:08
48:08 >> Um, all right, buddy. Let's Let's
48:09
48:09 [ __ ] land this plane. Let's do Pick
48:11
48:11 Your Poison. Uh, I want to just give you
48:14
48:14 uh some would you rathers, basically.
48:17
48:17 Uh, cuz, you know, just cuz we can.
48:19
48:19 Let's just end it on some fun. You know,
48:21
48:21 as Joshua says, I just want to end it on
48:22
48:22 a fun note here. So buddy, would you
48:26
48:26 rather have random people boo and spit
48:30
48:30 at you everywhere you go
48:33
48:33 >> or
48:34
48:34 hibernate for four months a year?
48:38
48:38 >> Wow.
48:40
48:40 >> That's I mean for me that's pretty
48:41
48:41 heavy, you know, because hibernating.
48:43
48:43 >> What do you want, buddy? What do you
48:44
48:44 want?
48:45
48:45 >> You picked a good one because, you know,
48:46
48:46 I don't do well with sitting in one
48:48
48:48 place. So hibernating would it probably
48:51
48:51 be
48:52
48:52 >> tough for me to do. And would that be
48:54
48:54 more would that be a a tougher thing for
48:57
48:57 me to do than being spit on and yelled
49:00
49:00 at? And
49:02
49:02 >> but I think there's growth too.
49:03
49:03 >> Yeah. I think I think there's growth.
49:05
49:05 >> Growth. Are you trying to find a
49:07
49:07 positive in this?
49:08
49:08 >> Yeah. I think there's I think there's
49:10
49:10 growth. Well, because here's the thing.
49:12
49:12 Here's the thing, man. Every time
49:14
49:14 somebody puts a thumbs down on a video
49:16
49:16 or every time somebody has a bad comment
49:18
49:18 or any it gives you an opportunity
49:21
49:21 >> to do better,
49:23
49:23 you know, and the point is not to be
49:25
49:25 liked by everybody. The point is not to
49:28
49:28 to create the best thing all the time,
49:30
49:30 every time, because that is not the
49:33
49:33 reality. That is not this simulation.
49:35
49:35 And I prefer reality over anything else.
49:38
49:38 So to hide under a rock for four months
49:42
49:42 rather than address the reason why
49:44
49:44 somebody is spitting their bad breath
49:46
49:46 lugie on me are yelling at me with their
49:50
49:50 incoherent vocabulary. [ __ ] it. I'll
49:52
49:52 take it. I'll [ __ ] take it. Give it
49:54
49:54 to me. Give it to me and judge me. And
49:56
49:56 that's fine. That's fine. I'll be sad. I
49:59
49:59 will be depressed because of it. But
50:01
50:01 just know um I'm only sad and depressed
50:05
50:05 because I have real feelings and I'm
50:07
50:07 taking what you're saying serious. So
50:10
50:10 [ __ ] it. I just Yeah.
50:11
50:11 >> Okay. All right. You know what? Um hey,
50:13
50:13 good for you. I hope you like the taste
50:15
50:15 of spit. Uh I'm going to just hibernate
50:17
50:17 for 4 months cuz why not just hibernate
50:19
50:19 at the beginning of the year? Get rid of
50:20
50:20 those shitty months, you know? Like get
50:22
50:22 rid of everything and [ __ ] come back
50:24
50:24 in May, you know? So
50:25
50:25 >> I mean it makes sense,
50:27
50:27 >> especially if you're a Sim. Use
50:28
50:28 comfortability, you know, except for the
50:30
50:30 diarrhea. comfortably.
50:31
50:31 >> Makes sense.
50:32
50:32 >> Yeah. [ ] make me [ ] myself while
50:34
50:34 I'm hibernating. I don't give a [ __ ]
50:35
50:35 >> Oh, could you imagine four months of
50:37
50:37 [ __ ] on yourself? Damn.
50:39
50:39 >> You wake up to a mess.
50:42
50:42 Let's do another one, buddy. I got
50:43
50:43 another one for you. Here you go. Uh, by
50:45
50:45 the way, uh, Pick Your Poison is a card
50:46
50:46 game that has a bunch of withdrawers
50:48
50:48 that I just found the other week. Uh,
50:50
50:50 and uh, this what it looks like. So, I'm
50:51
50:51 just pulling [ __ ] from the top of the
50:53
50:53 deck here. I've shuffled it multiple
50:55
50:55 times. So, but I don't know which ones I
50:56
50:56 give you, by the way. Oh, yeah. Not
50:58
50:58 sponsored. Just saying. But they're
50:60
50:60 really fun. Here you go, buddy. Would
51:02
51:02 you rather lose one tooth per year until
51:06
51:06 they're all gone
51:08
51:08 or
51:10
51:10 >> never speak to the last person you
51:13
51:13 texted ever again?
51:15
51:15 >> That's [ __ ] That's sad. Both of these
51:18
51:18 are sad.
51:19
51:19 >> Hold on. Let me check my text messages.
51:20
51:20 Hold on.
51:21
51:21 >> It was me. You texted me.
51:23
51:23 >> But that was on Snap. I mean, is Snap?
51:26
51:26 No. I'm going into my real M MMS.
51:29
51:29 whatever.
51:30
51:30 >> Um, no, no, I have to talk. Yeah,
51:32
51:32 because me and my family have a chat
51:34
51:34 going on right now. So, um, yes, I
51:37
51:37 definitely would.
51:39
51:39 >> Yeah.
51:40
51:40 >> Uh, yeah. One, two, I mean, I mean, you
51:42
51:42 could put veneers and [ __ ] in, whatever.
51:43
51:43 >> That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I'm
51:45
51:45 with you. I'm with I would do the tooth
51:46
51:46 thing, too, because I would just rather
51:48
51:48 lose my teeth than have to like lose
51:50
51:50 whoever the last person I talked to was.
51:52
51:52 Although, who was the last person I
51:54
51:54 talked to?
51:56
51:56 >> You don't got your phone with you?
51:57
51:57 You're not going to look?
51:58
51:58 >> No. No, I don't have it near me. So, I'm
52:00
52:00 going to say it was you. I'm going to
52:01
52:01 save my life cuz I thought it was you.
52:03
52:03 >> I mean, kind of. Yeah, it was snap.
52:05
52:05 >> I don't want to lose you, buddy. I don't
52:06
52:06 want to lose you.
52:07
52:07 >> I'm worth a tooth or two.
52:09
52:09 >> You're worth a whole mouthful of tooth.
52:12
52:12 >> Thanks.
52:12
52:12 >> Toothless. I'm going to become
52:14
52:14 toothless.
52:16
52:16 >> I mean, that could
52:18
52:18 that could work in my favor. Just
52:19
52:19 saying. Uh, but uh
52:21
52:21 >> gum the [ __ ] out of you, bro.
52:23
52:23 >> Clearly. Yeah, cuz Sean's a biter with
52:26
52:26 no teeth. He actually was more ill.
52:28
52:28 He'll be better. He'll be coming from
52:29
52:29 the teeth.
52:30
52:30 >> Munch munch.
52:31
52:31 >> Give Yeah, give me another one, dude.
52:33
52:33 >> We'll do one last one. Here you go,
52:34
52:34 buddy. Two from the top of the deck.
52:36
52:36 Here we are. Joshua, would you rather
52:39
52:39 always answer honestly when people ask
52:41
52:41 how you're doing or
52:45
52:45 have all your illnesses treated by a
52:48
52:48 12th century doctor? I mean, I think the
52:51
52:51 choice is obvious. One, two, three.
52:53
52:53 >> Doctor. Oh, no. No, no, no, no. I'm not
52:58
52:58 doing that. Yeah,
52:59
52:59 >> sorry.
53:00
53:00 Never mind.
53:02
53:02 >> Not the doctor. Give me one more. Give
53:03
53:03 me one more. Give me one more. That was
53:04
53:04 That was too easy. That was too easy.
53:06
53:06 >> Nobody's giving something. I'm not
53:08
53:08 getting my leg chopped off or a scab.
53:09
53:09 >> Nobody's doing that [ __ ] I'm not
53:10
53:10 putting leeches on my pener.
53:12
53:12 >> Yeah.
53:12
53:12 >> What? What' you call it? Pecker earlier.
53:14
53:14 Not putting leeches on my pecker.
53:16
53:16 >> Pecker.
53:17
53:17 >> All right. Here you go. Another two.
53:19
53:19 Here we are. Joshua, would you rather
53:21
53:21 drink orange juice immediately after
53:24
53:24 brushing your teeth every morning or
53:28
53:28 try as hard as you can to hold
53:32
53:32 every handshake for 30 seconds.
53:38
53:38 That's good. It's a good one.
53:40
53:40 >> I can do the handshake thing. I I can do
53:42
53:42 the handshake thing. Yeah, I can do the
53:43
53:43 handshake thing. I mean, I got nice
53:45
53:45 hands. Somebody will
53:47
53:47 >> honestly You really do. You really do.
53:49
53:49 And I can't wait for them to show off
53:50
53:50 your Funko and Fun finds right now. Uh,
53:53
53:53 >> all right. But you're going to do that.
53:54
53:54 Wait, hang on. I'm not done with this.
53:55
53:55 Give me a second.
53:56
53:56 >> You're doing the handshake thing.
53:58
53:58 >> Yeah.
53:59
53:59 >> Can I ask you the question, though?
54:02
54:02 >> Are you looking directly into their eyes
54:04
54:04 as you're doing it?
54:07
54:07 >> Well, if it's 30 seconds, I have a lot
54:08
54:08 of time to do many things.
54:11
54:11 >> So, I think yes, it starts with the
54:14
54:14 handshake. The mental timer is happening
54:17
54:17 and I slowly bring you closer into my
54:21
54:21 space looking into your eyes.
54:23
54:23 >> The real dominant. Real dominant.
54:25
54:25 >> And then and then we progressively move
54:27
54:27 the hand lower
54:30
54:30 >> to the crotch area,
54:32
54:32 >> right?
54:33
54:33 >> And then we just hold it there for as
54:36
54:36 long as we can, staring each other in
54:37
54:37 the eyes.
54:38
54:38 >> Well, at least 30 seconds,
54:41
54:41 >> cuz that's normally how long it'll last.
54:42
54:42 So it' be just fine. I'm used to it.
54:45
54:45 >> Listen, I appreciate the answer, but I'm
54:48
54:48 going to tell you why I'm doing orange
54:49
54:49 juice. Is because it doesn't necessarily
54:51
54:51 specify how much orange juice you need
54:53
54:53 to drink. I could take like a little
54:54
54:54 drop of orange juice on my tongue like I
54:56
54:56 like my mimosas. So, there's that.
54:58
54:58 Buddy, let's [ __ ] land this plane.
54:60
54:60 Let's do your fun finds. Let's do some
55:01
55:01 lucky numbers. Let's get the [ __ ] out of
55:03
55:03 here.
55:03
55:03 >> Mine stuffy.
55:05
55:05 >> I know you're you're cracking up. It's
55:07
55:07 over for you. All right, so fun finds.
55:09
55:09 If this is your first time watching us,
55:10
55:10 uh I mean, we almost got like a hundred
55:12
55:12 and [ __ ] I look at my collection if I
55:14
55:14 have more, but we show off fun finds.
55:16
55:16 Most of them are Funkos because we love
55:18
55:18 Funkos on this podcast and maybe someday
55:21
55:21 we will get a Funko sent to us by Funko,
55:23
55:23 but not yet. Not a sponsor.
55:25
55:25 >> Um, so yeah, with that said, I'm going
55:28
55:28 to show off another Funko. I found this
55:31
55:31 at my local
55:33
55:33 >> Target.
55:34
55:34 >> Target. Sean said it correctly. Was that
55:37
55:37 a Target?
55:38
55:38 >> I almost thought you were going to say
55:39
55:39 GameStop for a second. That would have
55:41
55:41 been my second guess. I [ __ ] that up,
55:43
55:43 Sean. This one was not at a target. And
55:45
55:45 I only have to correct this. Normally, I
55:47
55:47 would just roll with it like a snowball
55:48
55:48 down a hill. I would just keep rolling
55:49
55:49 with it, but I'm not because this one
55:51
55:51 was given to me as a gift
55:54
55:54 >> and it's none other it this is off the
55:56
55:56 bot from Funko directly, I believe.
55:58
55:58 >> Wait, before you show me,
55:60
55:60 >> take off the chat with section. Give me
56:01
56:01 a second.
56:02
56:02 >> Okay. All right. Thank you, Sean.
56:03
56:03 >> Thank you.
56:04
56:04 >> Thank you, Mia.
56:04
56:04 >> Got to clear the screen so people
56:05
56:05 >> Where's Mia at man? Come on, Mia. All
56:07
56:07 right. Um Sean, once again, drum roll,
56:10
56:10 please. The Funko for episode 126
56:16
56:16 is none other than the Fallout Funko.
56:22
56:22 >> All right. Very relevant Fallout show.
56:25
56:25 Just I think finished their second
56:27
56:27 season. So pretty cool.
56:29
56:29 >> Yeah, this is actually a very very cool
56:30
56:30 one. So this is the the GR. How do you
56:33
56:33 say that? The Growl. How do you say
56:34
56:34 growl? The growl.
56:35
56:35 >> Uh
56:36
56:36 >> grl. Growl.
56:38
56:38 >> Ghoul.
56:39
56:39 >> The ghoul. Oh, there you go. Grl. Yeah,
56:42
56:42 >> thank you.
56:42
56:42 >> Ghoul.
56:43
56:43 >> Ghoul. Thank you, public school, for
56:46
56:46 passing me with a D minus
56:50
56:50 and letting me go into the world like I
56:52
56:52 should be successful at everything you
56:54
56:54 tell me.
56:54
56:54 >> Drives on the streets.
56:57
56:57 >> I do. I do. That's what I got. It's a
56:60
56:60 pretty badass one. It's cool. I'm
57:01
57:01 keeping it in the box. And that is my
57:03
57:03 fun find for this episode.
57:04
57:04 >> Wait, is that is that a one of one,
57:06
57:06 buddy? I didn't see the back.
57:07
57:07 >> No, no, no, no, no. Shout out the back.
57:08
57:08 Sorry. Oh, okay.
57:11
57:11 >> Yeah, it's still one, but yeah.
57:14
57:14 >> Cool.
57:14
57:14 >> That's what I got.
57:14
57:14 >> Very cool, buddy. Hey, I know that one
57:17
57:17 was cool,
57:18
57:18 >> but I think I have something you
57:19
57:19 >> trying to show me up.
57:20
57:20 >> I think I have something almost head of
57:23
57:23 state or maybe
57:26
57:26 something rather
57:29
57:29 rather structural. I don't know. I don't
57:32
57:32 know how to describe it. It's something
57:35
57:35 that you've been inside of. And it's not
57:37
57:37 me, buddy. This is my Funko for the
57:40
57:40 week. Check this [ __ ] out. This
57:43
57:43 is the Bitty Pop Funko headquarters.
57:48
57:48 >> Look at that [ __ ]
57:50
57:50 >> Okay, Bitty Pop.
57:51
57:51 >> You see it's the little Funko
57:54
57:54 specifically the one for up here in
57:56
57:56 Everett. Uh this is their headquarter
57:58
57:58 and it's the first time they've ever
57:60
57:60 done that. So I'm pretty [ __ ] happy
58:02
58:02 that I have it. So there it is. Look at
58:04
58:04 that. Boom. And it's a little Funko
58:06
58:06 employee right there. So,
58:08
58:08 >> that's pretty badass. Is that saying in
58:10
58:10 the box?
58:10
58:10 >> So happy.
58:11
58:11 >> No, this one's going to go into my
58:12
58:12 little town over there, which I keep
58:13
58:13 forgetting to put the little counter on
58:14
58:14 with the cat, but I'll I'll eventually
58:16
58:16 do that. But it's going to go into my
58:17
58:17 little town. So, I'm pretty I'm [ __ ]
58:19
58:19 happy about this one. Uh, this one just
58:21
58:21 recently came out, too. And I've been
58:22
58:22 waiting for it for months cuz they
58:24
58:24 announced it and now it's finally here.
58:26
58:26 But it's finally here. And just spoiler
58:28
58:28 alert, I got a bunch more little uh
58:30
58:30 little bitty puffs that I'm going to
58:31
58:31 show off throughout the year because uh
58:33
58:33 you got to you got to. So, this is
58:35
58:35 definitely one of my favorite ones so
58:37
58:37 far. Like, it's [ __ ] awesome. This
58:38
58:38 one means a lot to me, too, cuz it's
58:40
58:40 like, you know, it's where I'm at here.
58:42
58:42 It's the whole reason I came up here.
58:43
58:43 So, there's that. I'm done talking about
58:45
58:45 it. It's beautiful. Look at it. Look at
58:47
58:47 it. Look at it.
58:50
58:50 >> Good luck with that short, man.
58:52
58:52 Appreciate it.
58:53
58:53 >> Yeah, I know, right?
58:56
58:56 >> Okay. So, get over here or get over
58:59
58:59 here. Get out of here. All right, Sean.
59:01
59:01 >> Get over there right now. Give me a
59:03
59:03 second. Get over get up here.
59:06
59:06 Jesus Christ. Yeah, man. It's It's
59:08
59:08 >> We're [ __ ] crashing, boys and girls.
59:11
59:11 >> We're We're getting there.
59:12
59:12 >> All right. Well, if this is I mean,
59:14
59:14 apparently this is probably not your
59:16
59:16 first time watching. Um, but if it is,
59:18
59:18 we do these things.
59:20
59:20 >> I feel like you should say more like if
59:22
59:22 you made it to the end of this episode.
59:24
59:24 I don't think most people make it to the
59:25
59:25 end of this [ __ ] Like this. We used to
59:28
59:28 say a little while back a few hundred
59:30
59:30 episodes back, this is this is the point
59:32
59:32 of the podcast where things just get
59:33
59:33 [ __ ] weird. I'm like just sh we say
59:35
59:35 [ __ ] like this is the point where Mia
59:37
59:37 just like gives up and it's like all
59:40
59:40 right, we'll just [ __ ] leave that in
59:42
59:42 there, you know?
59:43
59:43 >> All right. Well, we're still waiting for
59:45
59:45 these guys to sponsor us. This is the
59:46
59:46 part of the episode where we always just
59:48
59:48 show off some little fun cookies. These
59:50
59:50 are like our fun little fortunes,
59:51
59:51 misfortune cookies. I usually get them
59:53
59:53 on Amazon. They have yet to send me um
59:56
59:56 anything free. So if you are happen to
59:58
59:58 ever watch this be cool because um free
60:01
60:01 [ __ ] is always cool. Um Sean,
60:05
60:05 yeah, it is. Yeah, it is. I agree.
60:08
60:08 Agree. Free [ __ ] is always cool. Doesn't
60:09
60:09 matter how could be a knitted sweater
60:11
60:11 from a random homeless person. I'll take
60:13
60:13 it. It's so cool. It's free. Uh Sean,
60:16
60:16 would you like to pick from the boozy
60:20
60:20 dozen or would you like to pick from
60:24
60:24 the let's get dirty dozen?
60:26
60:26 >> Uh I think last week we did boozy. So
60:27
60:27 let's do dirty. Let's do dirty one this
60:30
60:30 week.
60:30
60:30 >> All right, it's getting dirty.
60:32
60:32 >> Let's dirty
60:32
60:32 >> for a nice even number dirty uh episode
60:36
60:36 right here. Let's do it.
60:42
60:42 >> Hell yeah. All right, these cookies
60:44
60:44 still crack even though I didn't put it
60:46
60:46 next to the mic because I do not want to
60:47
60:47 put it all over my carpet, everybody.
60:50
60:50 Um, here we go. Here is your silly uh
60:54
60:54 dirty dozen fortune for episode 125.
60:57
60:57 March uh what are we at? 27th. Here we
61:00
61:00 go. Your sex life is about to get a
61:04
61:04 serious upgrade. Pornhub premium.
61:10
61:10 Hey, have you ever paid for
61:13
61:13 >> that kind of stuff, buddy?
61:15
61:15 >> Uh, no, I don't think so.
61:18
61:18 >> Like not even like in a hotel. Like, you
61:20
61:20 know how like the [ __ ] stereotypical
61:22
61:22 like, hey, buy a dirty movie in a hotel,
61:24
61:24 you know? Have you ever done that?
61:26
61:26 >> No. No. Because all the places I say
61:28
61:28 like that it usually is free, so you
61:30
61:30 don't got to pay for it. You just have
61:31
61:31 to pay for the room.
61:32
61:32 >> I just thought I'd ask.
61:34
61:34 >> Weird.
61:36
61:36 >> Yeah. No, never. I mean, did people pay
61:38
61:38 for that? No. I mean,
61:39
61:39 >> that's why That's why it's a [ __ ] That's
61:41
61:41 why Pornhub Premium exists.
61:46
61:46 >> Yeah, man. Well, there you go. That's
61:47
61:47 what you got. Do you got lucky numbers
61:48
61:48 for us?
61:49
61:49 >> Yeah, I got some lucky numbers. Uh,
61:52
61:52 let's hit them with the lucky numbers.
61:54
61:54 Here we go. [ __ ] boom, boom, boom.
61:56
61:56 Uh, Joshua, your lucky numbers for the
61:58
61:58 week are as followed.
62:01
62:01 3 6 8 26 32 36 and 45. Once again, your
62:07
62:07 seven lucky numbers. Use them for
62:08
62:08 whatever nefarious reasons you would
62:10
62:10 like. Are 3, 6, 8, 26, 32, and 36, and
62:16
62:16 45. Almost skipped one there. 126
62:19
62:19 episodes. I almost skipped a number.
62:22
62:22 That would have been weird.
62:23
62:23 >> Yeah, man. It's a lot of episodes. Yeah.
62:25
62:25 >> Uh, I just want to say that last week I
62:29
62:29 put a lot of pressure on you for these
62:30
62:30 closing monologues.
62:32
62:32 >> Good.
62:32
62:32 >> And then we had something hit our Tik
62:34
62:34 Tok. uh account that made me realize
62:37
62:37 that you have been doing closing
62:40
62:40 monologues for at least well since at
62:43
62:43 least
62:45
62:45 76 episodes. So it's 76 episodes you've
62:49
62:49 been doing them and we had posted them
62:51
62:51 before. So,
62:53
62:53 >> okay. All right.
62:54
62:54 >> I told Mia, I was like, Mia,
62:56
62:56 >> don't put Joshua's closing monologue in
62:58
62:58 there for last week. Like, so there will
62:60
63:00 not be a closing monologue. So, the
63:01
63:01 people won't see that. That will not be
63:03
63:03 your your your closing monologue.
63:05
63:05 >> Perfect.
63:06
63:06 >> Wasn't very good.
63:07
63:07 >> It was also very embarrassing, uh, she
63:09
63:09 told me. So, do not worry. She will not
63:12
63:12 be posting that on Monday. So, you're
63:13
63:13 fine. But this monologue specifically
63:16
63:16 will be the start of your recurring
63:19
63:19 segment. Uh because the people really
63:22
63:22 wanted to see that because they don't
63:24
63:24 make it to the end of these and they
63:25
63:25 didn't even know that was a thing until
63:27
63:27 we posted that that previous short of
63:30
63:30 you in episode 76 uh doing a closing
63:34
63:34 monologue like you've been doing these
63:36
63:36 for a while. Like nobody believes it.
63:39
63:39 >> So that's too much.
63:40
63:40 >> This monologue, buddy. This monologue
63:43
63:43 specifically that you're about to do
63:44
63:44 right now on this episode 126 is coming
63:48
63:48 out on Monday
63:50
63:50 right before episode 127. So what do you
63:54
63:54 want to tell the people
63:56
63:56 this week, my dude? Or to to start their
63:59
63:59 week into the new week? is this I guess
64:01
64:01 I guess what I'm saying buddy is that
64:03
64:03 when you do these monologues not only
64:05
64:05 are you talking for the people right now
64:07
64:07 but you're also talking to the people
64:10
64:10 >> of the next week
64:12
64:12 >> does that make sense to you
64:13
64:13 >> no it makes it makes a lot of sense and
64:16
64:16 uh not only do I
64:19
64:19 >> okay not only Sean do you put a lot of
64:21
64:21 pressure on me I put a lot of pressure
64:23
64:23 on myself when it comes to monologues
64:24
64:24 and I and I put a lot of pressure myself
64:26
64:26 just in life in general right and uh
64:29
64:29 when we put the camera on. You know,
64:31
64:31 we're supposed to be our most genuine
64:33
64:33 self and have something to say to the
64:34
64:34 audience, everybody listening, everybody
64:36
64:36 watching. So, um I will attempt to give
64:39
64:39 one of my
64:42
64:42 dare I say better monologues. I don't
64:44
64:44 know. Um ever. Uh because honestly, this
64:48
64:48 is this is something that that touches
64:51
64:51 true to me. Um because today we we may
64:54
64:54 be recording on March 24th. Um or when
64:58
64:58 this when this episode comes out,
64:59
64:59 actually this is going to come out on
65:01
65:01 March 24th, but the day we're recording
65:03
65:03 is March 19th. And this everybody is a
65:06
65:06 very very special day to me because
65:10
65:10 this is actually my dad's birthday
65:12
65:12 today.
65:15
65:15 >> Take your time, buddy.
65:17
65:17 >> Take your time. Right. Right. Right.
65:19
65:19 Take your time, Joshua, because this is
65:20
65:20 this is a hard one. Right. This is hard.
65:22
65:22 This is hard. Right. And unfortunately,
65:24
65:24 everybody, if you're just listening, um
65:27
65:27 my dad's not with us anymore. Um and I
65:30
65:30 lost him back in 2021.
65:33
65:33 So,
65:35
65:35 what I have to say for this closing
65:36
65:36 monologue is is I want everybody to live
65:39
65:39 their life to the fullest because
65:42
65:42 surprises are around every corner and we
65:44
65:44 should always enjoy life and enjoy the
65:46
65:46 people we're around and just respect one
65:48
65:48 another. So, in this closing monologue,
65:51
65:51 I just want to say thank you to
65:53
65:53 everybody listening. Thank you to
65:54
65:54 everybody watching because next week
65:57
65:57 we'll be here. Me and Sean will both be
65:60
65:60 here. And um I I can't say it enough.
66:03
66:03 Thank you to my parents. Thank you to my
66:05
66:05 family. Um
66:08
66:08 Jesus Christ, there was so much more
66:09
66:09 written down. I actually wrote this
66:10
66:10 down. But everybody, thank you for
66:12
66:12 listening. Thank you for watching. Me
66:14
66:14 and Sean will be here next week.
66:15
66:15 Appreciate all you guys. And uh we will
66:17
66:17 see you in episode 127.
66:20
66:20 >> It's beautiful. It's beautiful. No words
66:23
66:23 can be said other than that. Sorry for
66:25
66:25 little out live. Come check us out,
66:27
66:27 buddy. I'm going to leave you with one
66:28
66:28 last thing. I think everybody would
66:30
66:30 appreciate it. Joshua, what happens to a
66:33
66:33 frog's car when it breaks down?
66:37
66:37 >> I have no idea, Sean. What is it?
66:40
66:40 >> It gets towed away.
66:45
66:45 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
66:47
66:47 next week. Love you.
67:16
67:16 It's kind of weird.
67:20
67:20 >> But he did not adjust his white balance
67:21
67:21 at all. How that's
67:23
67:23 >> we'll fix that. We'll fix that later.
67:25
67:25 >> I could have Mia fix it in post, but
67:27
67:27 she's not going to.
67:29
67:29 >> I know, right? There's only so much Mia
67:31
67:31 is willing to do. And when it comes to
67:33
67:33 color correction, she's not going to
67:34
67:34 [ __ ] color.
67:35
67:35 >> Not on it. No, she doesn't want to.
67:38
67:38 That's where she draws the line.
67:40
67:40 >> Like when you look at payroll, Mia's
67:42
67:42 like, "Color correction is not part of
67:44
67:44 my 2026
67:46
67:46 >> contract."
67:47
67:47 >> Yeah. It's not in her contract.
67:50
67:50 >> It's like I have to fix audio enough and
67:52
67:52 you shaking around. So like this is
67:54
67:54 we're not going to just do this.
67:57
67:57 >> You You want me to fix your color? Pay
67:59
67:59 me more. Sorry, M. We don't pay you at
68:01
68:01 all.
68:03
68:03 We pay you in views, which the last
68:05
68:05 video got for some reason more views
68:07
68:07 than normal.
68:08
68:08 >> Yeah. We pay you with love and kindness
68:11
68:11 and uh you know the gratitude of knowing
68:13
68:13 that you'll do this again next week.
68:15
68:15 Yeah. Right.
