Sorry For The Delay | EP.125 | Irish Goodbyes, Go Gas & Last Call
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Dixie & Bass Cabernet 2021 (Washington), Guinness Extra Stout
Joshua: Coffee (quad shot espresso)
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “The Leprechaun’s Last Call” (Lyrics written by Sean.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• The Best Goodbye
• Deep Thoughts
• Go Gas
• Objects, Numbers, Or Animals
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 EP.125 Intro, St. Patty’s Week & Foot Cramp Chaos
0:02:30 Release Schedule, Monday Monologues & Shorts Plan
0:04:22 What’s In Our Cup - Quad Coffee, Cabernet & Guinness
0:11:24 The Best Goodbye - Irish Exit, Party Strategy & Crop Dusting Logic
0:18:00 Sean Reviews The Wine & Guinness, Then Green Pinch Rules
0:21:34 Deep Thoughts - Younger Selves, Phone Brains & Window Souls
0:31:06 AI Song Of The Week "The Leprechaun’s Last Call"
0:38:51 Go Gas - Seven Dollar Pain, Commute Credits & Wallet Rage
0:45:13 Objects, Numbers, Or Animals - Costumes, Overpriced Churros & Pancake Math
0:55:03 Fun Finds, Boozy Fortune & Lucky Numbers
1:00:02 Zootopia 2, Joshua’s First Monday Monologue & Golden Hour Joke
-SOUND BITES-
• “Sorry for Little L comes out every Tuesday at 5:00 a.m. for audio listeners and 7 a.m. for people watching.” - Sean finally locking in the show schedule.
• “Mondays are going to be Joshua's monologue Mondays.” - Sean announcing the new weekly pressure cooker.
• “This it's always a quad.” - Joshua defending his four-shot coffee ritual.
• “I personally think that the Irish goodbye is the best way to do it.” - Sean planting his flag on the exit strategy debate.
• “We just Houdini. We disappeared.” - Joshua explaining the goodbye style he grew up with.
• “Really bitter. Really bitter.” - Sean reacting to the Washington cabernet with immediate regret.
• “If your younger self met you now what would confuse them the most?” - Sean kicking off the deep thoughts spiral.
• “Did people used to look out of windows more, right? And do you think that was good for the soul?” - Sean wondering if modern brains lost something simple.
• “I think work should start paying us for the gas that we have to spend to get to [ __ ] work.” - Joshua going full commuter advocate during the gas rant.
• “Three Joshua, you'll make a grown man cry with three pancakes.” - Sean taking pancake stack science very seriously.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Tonight’s tequila shot will bring up some stuff from your past. Mainly the nachos.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 7, 17, 27, 38, 67
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: SpongeBob as the Flying Dutchman plus a glow-in-the-dark Flying Dutchman Funko exclusive.
Joshua: Deadpool as a pirate Funko, one of his favorite Deadpool shelf pieces.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 125 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 St. Patty's Day is just around the
00:08
00:08 corner, and Sean shows up in five
00:10
00:10 frames per minute, like the internet is
00:12
00:12 rationing him out for safety reasons.
00:14
00:14 Honestly, fair. The boys finally
00:16
00:16 announced the podcast's release schedule
00:19
00:19 every Tuesday at 5:00 a.m. for audio
00:21
00:21 files and 7 a.m. for video. Plus, is The
00:24
00:24 Irish Goodbye the best for leaving
00:26
00:26 social gatherings? What about the rising
00:28
00:28 cost of gas? And a light-hearted
00:31
00:31 discussion about pancakes. Does size
00:33
00:33 really matter? All that and more. Enjoy
00:36
00:36 the show.
00:37
00:37 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:39
00:39 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:41
00:41 Uh my name is Sean and over there is
00:43
00:43 Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode
00:47
00:47 125. Uh it is the week of St. Patty's
00:51
00:51 Day, buddy. Uh, and with that being
00:54
00:54 said, like we do every week, how are you
00:56
00:56 doing this week?
00:58
00:58 >> I feel kind of bad because I didn't even
00:60
00:60 know this is the week of St. Patty's
01:01
01:01 Day. Like, I should have paid attention
01:03
01:03 to the calendar a little bit more.
01:05
01:05 >> Yeah, you probably should have. That
01:07
01:07 would have made a lot more sense. Um,
01:09
01:09 >> sorry. Um,
01:10
01:10 >> it's unfortunate.
01:10
01:10 >> Okay. Well, I mean, to answer your
01:12
01:12 question, other than how stupid I feel
01:14
01:14 now not knowing this is the St. Patty's
01:16
01:16 Day episode. Um, I I feel good other
01:19
01:19 than the So, before we got on, I got
01:21
01:21 this massive cramp in my foot and Sean
01:24
01:24 got to see me go through this
01:25
01:25 excruciating pain right here, like
01:27
01:27 cramps. You know, if there's one thing
01:29
01:29 besides a paper cut that turns me into a
01:31
01:31 giant [ __ ] um, it's cramps. Uh, I
01:34
01:34 basically fall apart when I start to
01:36
01:36 cramp. And, uh, yeah. So, other than the
01:39
01:39 cramp, I'm feeling good. Apparently,
01:41
01:41 Sean said you cannot drink piss to stay
01:43
01:43 hydrated. You must drink water. cannot
01:45
01:45 unfortunately that is that is a myth uh
01:48
01:48 a myth portrayed by the man the myth the
01:52
01:52 legend uh bear grills uh do not drink
01:55
01:55 your piss for survival uh that would not
01:57
01:57 help you and I don't recommend the taste
01:60
01:60 very salty very salty
02:02
02:02 >> yeah yeah so I I that was a little bit
02:04
02:04 before we started recording but uh there
02:05
02:05 you go I I'm other than the crap I'm
02:07
02:07 doing well I hope you're doing well I
02:08
02:08 hope everybody listening and watching
02:10
02:10 you guys are doing well too um because
02:12
02:12 we enjoy each and every one of you
02:14
02:14 listening to us and watching us for
02:15
02:15 every episode. Thank you.
02:16
02:16 >> Yeah, there you go. Uh buddy, before we
02:19
02:19 get to the uh what's in our cup section
02:22
02:22 of the podcast, uh I want to acknowledge
02:25
02:25 something really quickly here uh because
02:27
02:27 it's come to my attention uh that we
02:30
02:30 actually never gave the algorithm or our
02:34
02:34 people watching and listening uh release
02:36
02:36 times for when we actually put out this
02:38
02:38 show. Uh so let's do that right now,
02:40
02:40 buddy. So
02:42
02:42 >> here we go. Sorry for Little L comes out
02:45
02:45 every Tuesday at 5:00 a.m. for audio
02:48
02:48 listeners and 7 a.m. for people watching
02:50
02:50 on Sorry for Little.live or YouTube,
02:53
02:53 whatever you prefer, doesn't matter.
02:55
02:55 Same video, same quality, same two hosts
02:58
02:58 here. Um, we also put out shorts through
03:01
03:01 Sunday with the occasional Monday short
03:04
03:04 depending on if uh we get lazy or we
03:07
03:07 want to actually put one out on Monday.
03:09
03:09 But, uh, I think I think actually going
03:12
03:12 forward, buddy, I think what we're going
03:13
03:13 to do is on Mondays, we'll go ahead and
03:15
03:15 start putting out your monologue. Uh,
03:17
03:17 which is usually reserved for the end of
03:19
03:19 episodes because I like to give Joshua
03:22
03:22 like, you know, a good 40 30 seconds,
03:24
03:24 which he uses only like five or 10 of
03:27
03:27 to, you know, summarize his his feeling
03:30
03:30 for the episode and things like that.
03:32
03:32 Uh, but I needed a new way to pressure
03:34
03:34 Joshua. And I feel like knowing I feel
03:38
03:38 like him knowing that the shorts are
03:39
03:39 going out on Monday of his monologue,
03:42
03:42 uh, and if they're not good, people will
03:43
03:43 just grill him. And then when I share
03:45
03:45 analytics with him later on in the week,
03:47
03:47 uh, and he sees that his videos are the
03:49
03:49 least popular ones, it might build a
03:51
03:51 fire inside of him that I'm kind of
03:53
03:53 hoping builds to better monologue. So,
03:55
03:55 going forward, Mondays are going to be
03:57
03:57 Joshua's monologue Mondays. Uh, so stay
03:60
03:60 tuned for that. That's going to be
04:01
04:01 interesting. Uh, but buddy, I just
04:03
04:03 wanted to clarify that so the algorithm
04:04
04:04 has everything now. Um, so with that
04:07
04:07 being said,
04:08
04:08 >> what is in your cup this week, man?
04:10
04:10 >> All right, Monday monologues. Be on the
04:12
04:12 lookout for that. Holy [ __ ] I'm a
04:13
04:13 little nervous now because I didn't even
04:15
04:15 prepare for this monologue. So, this is
04:17
04:17 going to be a good one if this happens
04:18
04:18 to be the first one.
04:20
04:20 >> Pressure pressure's on, baby.
04:22
04:22 >> But what is in my cup? I know you're
04:24
04:24 probably getting sick and tired of it.
04:26
04:26 And if you're listening and maybe you're
04:28
04:28 maybe you're driving to work and you're
04:31
04:31 sipping on one of these as well. I I
04:33
04:33 just sit back and relax and just enjoy a
04:36
04:36 nice cup of coffee with Joshua because
04:37
04:37 that is what's in my cup for tonight's
04:40
04:40 episode. Made myself some coffee again
04:42
04:42 tonight, Sean, or this morning depending
04:44
04:44 on when you're listening to us. Yeah, I
04:45
04:45 got a nice cup of coffee. So, I'm
04:47
04:47 vibing.
04:47
04:47 >> How many uh how many shots are in that
04:49
04:49 cup this week?
04:49
04:49 >> Oh, dude. This it's always a quad. If
04:51
04:51 you're if you are going to Light me up.
04:55
04:55 >> You have to put at least four shots
04:57
04:57 inside of my body in order for me to
04:60
04:60 just You got to rev me up.
05:01
05:01 >> Spin me up. You got to do four.
05:04
05:04 >> Hot diggity dog, buddy. Hot diggity dog.
05:07
05:07 >> Maybe I should try two instead of four
05:08
05:08 and see if like what what a difference
05:10
05:10 that makes. But it's always four.
05:11
05:11 Cheers, buddy. This I'm sipping on
05:13
05:13 coffee. What are you What do you got
05:15
05:15 over there in your cup this for this
05:17
05:17 morning, this evening, depending on
05:19
05:19 Yeah.
05:20
05:20 >> Cheers, my dude. I I do appreciate that.
05:22
05:22 Um, I apologize if the video is going to
05:24
05:24 be laggy. My internet's kind of being
05:26
05:26 weird right now. So, sorry. Uh, but
05:28
05:28 you'll get the audio and you can have
05:30
05:30 fun with that. Uh, but buddy, I'll go
05:32
05:32 ahead and I have a few things that I
05:34
05:34 have next to me as I usually do on
05:36
05:36 special occasions like this. Uh, the
05:37
05:37 first thing is, uh, not in theme 100%,
05:41
05:41 but kind of. Uh, I went to the store and
05:45
05:45 I was like, I need something for this
05:47
05:47 episode. I don't know what I want
05:50
05:50 something that is uh on theme with St.
05:52
05:52 Patty's Day and stuff like that. And so
05:55
05:55 uh this is about the closest I could
05:57
05:57 find other than this other thing I have
05:59
05:59 next to me. But uh Joshua, I think
06:02
06:02 you'll appreciate this uh this bottle of
06:04
06:04 wine here. Uh this is right here. Dixie
06:09
06:09 and Bass. And look at look at these two
06:11
06:11 little guys on there. Look at those two
06:12
06:12 little dudes. Look at that. Uh but what
06:15
06:15 really sold me, buddy? This is uh also a
06:17
06:17 Cabernet uh from the Washington State.
06:20
06:20 And if you've listened to these podcasts
06:22
06:22 before, you'll know how I feel about
06:23
06:23 Washington wines. Uh so we'll go from
06:25
06:25 there. But buddy, this is what really
06:26
06:26 sold me is this this little dude right
06:28
06:28 here. Look at just how [ __ ] weird
06:30
06:30 that guy is. Just just really weird. So
06:36
06:36 I'm going to pour that right here in my
06:38
06:38 little cup and I'm going to let that
06:39
06:39 breathe for a second. I did just open
06:40
06:40 it. I failed completely and I barely
06:43
06:43 opened it. So I'm going to let it
06:44
06:44 breathe before I take a sip. And in the
06:45
06:45 meantime, Joshua, before I don't want to
06:47
06:47 drop this, give me a second. Right. In
06:50
06:50 the meantime, uh, I have this to be on
06:52
06:52 theme. Uh, this is a Guinness Extra
06:55
06:55 Stout. So, there you go. There's your
06:57
06:57 Irish theme for the for the week. So,
07:00
07:00 5.6. I'm going to put it into this
07:04
07:04 two-handed cup I need to hold here.
07:06
07:06 Check [ ] check this [ ]
07:07
07:07 out. So, Joshua actually got me this
07:10
07:10 cup. He made this cup what, two
07:12
07:12 Christmases ago.
07:13
07:13 >> Yeah. That's
07:14
07:14 >> sorry for the delay uh
07:16
07:16 >> Stein cup. So I'm going to put it in
07:17
07:17 this cup right here. So don't mind me
07:19
07:19 while I do that. Um and then uh Yeah.
07:22
07:22 But you want to say anything while I
07:23
07:23 pour all this out because it's going to
07:25
07:25 take me a minute.
07:27
07:27 >> Yeah. So Sean, while Sean is sipping, if
07:30
07:30 you missed our last episode, I got we
07:32
07:32 got to have a little bit of a call back,
07:33
07:33 you know, because sometimes we get ahead
07:35
07:35 of ourselves and maybe we misspeak about
07:37
07:37 historical facts. So last week we had a
07:40
07:40 topic called what was it? Uh music or
07:42
07:42 art. art or music.
07:44
07:44 >> You know, we had to make a choice
07:46
07:46 >> and it was all about, you know, does
07:48
07:48 music inspire art or does art inspire
07:50
07:50 music?
07:52
07:52 >> Well, Sean, one of our listeners, and I
07:55
07:55 don't know how they got a hold of this
07:56
07:56 picture, but they literally dug up, I
08:00
08:00 don't know if they sold this from a
08:01
08:01 museum or where they got this, but this
08:04
08:04 is a Sorry for the delay exclusive.
08:07
08:07 You won't find this anywhere else. I
08:09
08:09 think they dug this out. This is like as
08:10
08:10 rare as like um the the uh uh uh
08:14
08:14 independence, the what is it called? The
08:16
08:16 Declaration of Independence. This is
08:17
08:17 this is huge right here.
08:18
08:18 >> Okay.
08:19
08:19 >> Okay. So, get ready for this. Sean, you
08:21
08:21 said Dainci
08:23
08:23 probably didn't listen to music. You
08:25
08:25 said he like he didn't have a record
08:26
08:26 player, but Sean, I dug we dug up one of
08:29
08:29 our views dug up some image. And look, I
08:32
08:32 just want to prove you wrong here. Sean
08:34
08:34 Da Vinci in fact
08:39
08:39 Da Vinci had it all, man. Okay, you
08:42
08:42 know,
08:42
08:42 >> this is an exclusive. This is this is
08:44
08:44 this is exclusive being wrong on this
08:46
08:46 one.
08:47
08:47 >> That's beautiful.
08:48
08:48 >> Look at that. Look at Da Vinci.
08:51
08:51 >> How could he have painted the Mona Lisa
08:52
08:52 without all of that music? I mean, I
08:55
08:55 think those are Beats. I don't know what
08:57
08:57 kind of headphones those are, but thank
08:60
08:60 you. Um, yeah, they dug I don't know
09:02
09:02 where they found this image, uh, but it
09:04
09:04 looks pretty legit, you know. I don't
09:06
09:06 Doesn't look Aad at all, but
09:08
09:08 >> thank you to the listener who provided
09:10
09:10 us with that historical image. We
09:12
09:12 appreciate that.
09:14
09:14 >> Thank you.
09:14
09:14 >> Yeah, Josh. Speaking of images, uh, I am
09:18
09:18 wearing an image on my shirt right now.
09:20
09:20 >> This is the, uh, spring Sorry for the
09:23
09:23 delay shirt that we have in the store
09:24
09:24 right now. The limited edition release.
09:26
09:26 So, if you guys want to check this shirt
09:27
09:27 out or maybe even buy a few uh shirts in
09:31
09:31 the store, head on over. We're sorry for
09:33
09:33 little.live/merch
09:35
09:35 and you can get this beautiful soft
09:38
09:38 supple shirt. It's wonderful. Highly
09:40
09:40 recommend. Springtime is here, buddy.
09:43
09:43 Springtime is here. Also, um it was
09:46
09:46 snowing before I got on, which was
09:48
09:48 >> that's probably why your internet's all
09:50
09:50 [ __ ] right now. Like, it's like it's
09:52
09:52 like 80° where I'm at. Like, the tan is
09:54
09:54 starting to come alive. Must must be
09:56
09:56 nice. Must be nice.
09:57
09:57 >> And uh you're getting snow up there.
09:59
09:59 Like what the [ __ ] what is going on?
10:01
10:01 >> I'm sorry. I'm saying this stuff now.
10:02
10:02 >> Yeah. All the all the all the seeds you
10:04
10:04 planted, all the all the people coming.
10:06
10:06 >> All the seeds I planted. Not worth it.
10:08
10:08 They're not coming out. They're all
10:09
10:09 dead. It's how it goes. It's how it
10:11
10:11 goes.
10:11
10:11 >> All gardening. What a waste.
10:13
10:13 >> Yeah. What a [ __ ] waste, dude. Oh,
10:16
10:16 you did say uh that you had something to
10:17
10:17 talk about, buddy. Did you want to What
10:19
10:19 you
10:19
10:19 >> No, I mean basically that that was that
10:21
10:21 was basically it. My Yeah.
10:23
10:23 >> Okay. Okay. I I I wanted to you know
10:25
10:25 that's what I had to say dude.
10:27
10:27 >> Okay.
10:29
10:29 >> Did in fact had Yeah, that was it,
10:30
10:30 buddy.
10:32
10:32 >> Got to cover all the bases, man. Got to
10:34
10:34 cover all the bases, you know. So, okay.
10:36
10:36 All right. We can move on. That's fine.
10:37
10:37 Uh let's head on over to the chat with
10:39
10:39 us section then. By the way, talk about
10:41
10:41 the topics for the week. If you're new
10:42
10:42 here, hello. We're Sean and Joshua.
10:44
10:44 We're your new best friends. And this is
10:46
10:46 the chat with us section where we uh
10:48
10:48 basically go over what we're going to
10:49
10:49 talk about for the week. And uh some of
10:51
10:51 it's fun, some of it's not. Uh this week
10:53
10:53 I think it's going to be pretty fun. Uh
10:55
10:55 but the first topic on the list is the
10:58
10:58 best goodbye. The second topic is called
11:02
11:02 deep thoughts.
11:04
11:04 >> Mhm.
11:04
11:04 >> The fourth topic is go gas. All right.
11:09
11:09 Uh and the final topic for the week is
11:11
11:11 another recurring segment on this show.
11:13
11:13 Uh objects, numbers, or animals. Uh
11:16
11:16 which is always a fun one. So there's
11:18
11:18 that. There you go.
11:20
11:20 >> So, let's go ahead and get to this first
11:22
11:22 topic, buddy.
11:24
11:24 The best goodbye. So, this is my topic
11:27
11:27 that I want to bring to the table here.
11:29
11:29 Um,
11:30
11:30 >> Joshua, I need to know your opinion on
11:32
11:32 something.
11:34
11:34 >> With it being St. Patty's Week and like
11:36
11:36 the whole uh, you know, the whole Irish
11:39
11:39 heritage and like all this fun stuff,
11:42
11:42 right? Do you think that the Irish
11:45
11:45 goodbye is the best way to exit any
11:50
11:50 situation?
11:52
11:52 Uh, you know what's funny about this
11:54
11:54 Irish goodbye? I recently learned what
11:57
11:57 the Irish goodbye was. I had I had no
11:59
11:59 idea that this was even a thing cuz my
12:01
12:01 my whole life when I grew up when when
12:04
12:04 we didn't call it an Irish goodbye. We
12:06
12:06 just basically pulled like a magic trick
12:08
12:08 and we [ __ ] we just Houdini. We
12:10
12:10 disappeared. you. We were there, now you
12:12
12:12 saw me, now you didn't. Basically, just
12:14
12:14 just dipped out of a situation. Um, so
12:17
12:17 that was our our Irish goodbye.
12:21
12:21 >> But am I are you asking me if that's
12:22
12:22 like an okay thing to do at a party or
12:24
12:24 like
12:25
12:25 >> No, I'm asking you if it's the best way
12:26
12:26 to exit a party,
12:28
12:28 >> you know? Is there a better way to exit
12:30
12:30 a party?
12:31
12:31 >> I mean, it depends. Like, like, do I
12:33
12:33 personally carry a Sharpie around with
12:34
12:34 me and want everybody's [ __ ]
12:36
12:36 autograph when I leave a party? Like, do
12:37
12:37 I have to end every appearance with like
12:41
12:41 this whole bow and this whole like
12:44
12:44 procession like out my way out? No, I
12:46
12:46 don't think you I think you say goodbye
12:48
12:48 the way you naturally want to. I think
12:50
12:50 if you naturally just kind of drift off
12:52
12:52 into the shadows and walk away, then
12:54
12:54 that is totally fine. But if you want to
12:56
12:56 peacock, throw your feathers out there
12:58
12:58 and give everybody your last monologue
13:00
13:00 like Sean is is challenged me to do at
13:02
13:02 the everyone into one of these uh
13:05
13:05 episodes, then go for it. But I don't
13:08
13:08 know. I think I'm totally fine with just
13:10
13:10 going to a party and showing up, you
13:12
13:12 know, and saying goodbye to whoever's
13:13
13:13 closest to me when I'm on my way out the
13:14
13:14 door. I'm cool with it.
13:16
13:16 >> Okay. I I personally think that the
13:19
13:19 Irish goodbye is the best way to do it.
13:21
13:21 You know, like Joshua, once I work your
13:23
13:23 wedding, uh, and you don't see me
13:26
13:26 anymore, that is the best way to do it.
13:28
13:28 You know, like, uh, thank you for having
13:30
13:30 me work the wedding, uh, I appreciate
13:32
13:32 your, uh, your your gratitude and
13:35
13:35 allowing me to feed you from the caterer
13:38
13:38 that you provided, uh, that I am
13:40
13:40 serving, but, uh, if you don't see me
13:42
13:42 after 12 minutes, uh, you know, just
13:44
13:44 know that I respected it and I see you
13:46
13:46 later, you know.
13:48
13:48 I think I you know what I think to avoid
13:49
13:49 that like if you really want to see
13:51
13:51 somebody leave your party, you have to
13:52
13:52 have your party in a space where there's
13:54
13:54 like no walls. Like if you just were
13:56
13:56 like went out to a desert and it was
13:58
13:58 just like a flat space and the nearest
13:60
13:60 parking was like a mile away. So as soon
14:02
14:02 as somebody starts to drift off, you
14:03
14:03 could just see them walking. You know
14:04
14:04 what I mean? That they like leave the
14:06
14:06 group.
14:06
14:06 >> Yeah, I get you.
14:07
14:07 >> You know, like like if you're in a house
14:08
14:08 or something, you just walk out a door.
14:10
14:10 You're in a venue, you could just like
14:11
14:11 walk out and disappear. But if you set
14:12
14:12 yourself up to like, you know, maybe you
14:15
14:15 have have things on the outside of your
14:17
14:17 party like rocks or slingshots. So
14:19
14:19 somebody starts to leave without saying
14:21
14:21 goodbye, you could just flick them,
14:22
14:22 >> shoot at them like
14:25
14:25 maybe some maybe some like uh like like
14:28
14:28 a paintball gun, you know, like a
14:30
14:30 goodbye ball to the back of the neck,
14:32
14:32 >> you know, just
14:33
14:33 >> goodbye ball could be interesting, you
14:35
14:35 know?
14:37
14:37 >> Just get flicked in the back of the neck
14:38
14:38 with a with a paintball, you know,
14:40
14:40 because you didn't say goodbye. Like
14:41
14:41 everybody's got to say like if that's a
14:42
14:42 rule, like if you have to sign my
14:44
14:44 t-shirt before you leave, like I mean,
14:46
14:46 but I don't know. I think it's okay.
14:49
14:49 [ __ ] it. Why not, man? Your party.
14:52
14:52 >> I can't think of like the only other
14:54
14:54 like
14:55
14:55 >> I like the fact that it's good because
14:57
14:57 you're not saying goodbye to every
14:59
14:59 single person. And I feel like that
15:01
15:01 takes way too much time on everybody's
15:03
15:03 behalf, you know? Like I don't want to
15:05
15:05 overstay my welcome kind of thing, which
15:07
15:07 is why I think the Irish goodbye is like
15:08
15:08 the best way to do it.
15:11
15:11 And I don't know, man. I think it works
15:12
15:12 for all situations. Uh, but I I just
15:16
15:16 have a hard time thinking about another
15:17
15:17 way other than saying goodbye to
15:18
15:18 everybody, you know?
15:20
15:20 >> I mean, if if you really wanted to make
15:21
15:21 the statement, like if you wanted to be
15:23
15:23 that guy, you might not get invited a
15:26
15:26 lot of parties because they're not going
15:27
15:27 to forget you. What what if on your way
15:29
15:29 through like you found yourself on the
15:32
15:32 furthest side of like, you know, the
15:34
15:34 party and you had to walk all the way
15:35
15:35 through everybody to get to the exit. is
15:37
15:37 like if along the way you just started
15:39
15:39 like laying little farts along the way
15:41
15:41 just dusting your way through a crowd,
15:45
15:45 you know, just like just just just
15:47
15:47 peppering just little peppers along the
15:49
15:49 way just
15:52
15:52 and then at some point everybody's
15:54
15:54 looking the same direction as the exit
15:56
15:56 and you just give him a big wave from
15:57
15:57 the door like, "Yeah, that was me.
16:01
16:01 Goodbye everybody."
16:03
16:03 >> Just crop dusting the entire party on
16:05
16:05 your way out. I love it. I love it. I
16:07
16:07 love it.
16:07
16:07 >> You do it just enough so they think it's
16:09
16:09 the person next to them. So they have to
16:11
16:11 look to their left and everybody just
16:12
16:12 continues to look to the left until the
16:15
16:15 only one on the left is you. You know,
16:17
16:17 you're the only one there.
16:18
16:18 >> Yeah. Yeah.
16:20
16:20 >> Be perfect.
16:21
16:21 >> Oh, [ __ ] That's perfect.
16:22
16:22 >> You know, again, how do you want to
16:24
16:24 leave a party? I don't know.
16:26
16:26 >> Yeah. Next time you have a party, I'm
16:27
16:27 going to do that for us, you know. I'm
16:29
16:29 gonna see if it it actually works a
16:31
16:31 little bit, you know. So, we'll find
16:32
16:32 out. We'll find out.
16:34
16:34 >> Okay. Well, so you're okay with it? I I
16:36
16:36 don't know. Sometimes it comes down to
16:38
16:38 how you feel, too. Like sometimes you're
16:40
16:40 on one and your energyy's high and
16:41
16:41 you're just like, "Dude, I loved
16:42
16:42 everybody here and you want to say
16:43
16:43 goodbye to everybody." It's probably
16:45
16:45 just a feeling, you know? But vibe is
16:47
16:47 good at a party. Maybe you say bye to
16:48
16:48 everybody. If it's a party where you
16:50
16:50 awkwardly were there and you didn't want
16:51
16:51 to be there anyways, you're probably
16:52
16:52 going to
16:53
16:53 >> dip, you know, you're probably going to
16:54
16:54 take off no matter what and not say bye
16:56
16:56 to anybody like
16:57
16:57 >> No, good point. Good point.
16:58
16:58 >> Depends on the party.
16:59
16:59 >> You're right. Situational. Situational.
17:01
17:01 even though uh I'm doing it every time.
17:03
17:03 So there's that.
17:04
17:04 >> I mean I think you'd say goodbye to me.
17:05
17:05 I don't think I would let you leave the
17:07
17:07 pro. So okay, we're going too long on
17:09
17:09 this, but like you're a big guy, dude.
17:11
17:11 Like if you start to leave a party,
17:13
17:13 everybody's going to see you leave. Like
17:15
17:15 you can't get away with not being
17:16
17:16 somewhere.
17:18
17:18 >> Good point. Good point. You're right. I
17:21
17:21 do make a giant statement when I leave
17:24
17:24 parties.
17:26
17:26 >> I'll have to work on that. You know,
17:28
17:28 maybe I can [ __ ] on the floor. you know,
17:30
17:30 do a distraction [ __ ] you know, and
17:32
17:32 then leave, you know, while everybody's
17:34
17:34 like, "Who [ __ ] on the floor?" And then
17:36
17:36 I'm gone, you know, that might work.
17:39
17:39 That might work like your fart idea,
17:40
17:40 except you push them a little push them
17:42
17:42 a little harder out, you know.
17:44
17:44 >> Yeah. Somebody's wearing some real slick
17:45
17:45 bottoms, you know, cause a real, you
17:48
17:48 know, people slipping around your turd.
17:50
17:50 [ __ ]
17:52
17:52 >> The real dancing machine.
17:54
17:54 >> Real dancing machine. All right. Before
17:56
17:56 we move on to the next topic, everything
17:57
17:57 has settled over here. I'm going to try
17:59
17:59 all the stuff that I got. So, once
18:00
18:00 again, I'm drinking this uh Dixie and
18:02
18:02 Bass uh Cabernet 2021 from Washington.
18:07
18:07 So, let me give this a taste. I'm not
18:08
18:08 usually the biggest fan of Washington
18:10
18:10 wines. Sorry, but here we go. Smells
18:14
18:14 reminiscent of Capis, but it's all
18:16
18:16 right.
18:16
18:16 >> This guy.
18:17
18:17 >> Hang on.
18:21
18:21 Survey says
18:23
18:23 really bitter. Really bitter. really
18:26
18:26 heavy on the tannins and pepper. Um
18:30
18:30 little bit of sweetness at the end. A
18:31
18:31 little bit of like a cherry finish. Uh
18:35
18:35 borderline borderline like a jam, a
18:38
18:38 raspberry jam, but not not not the
18:42
18:42 greatest I've ever had.
18:45
18:45 >> Can I ask how much you paid for that
18:46
18:46 bottle?
18:48
18:48 >> Yeah, the second sip is not any better.
18:50
18:50 Um,
18:52
18:52 it's got a weird like aftertaste of
18:54
18:54 butter, which granted in some wines is
18:57
18:57 what you what you're looking for, but in
18:58
18:58 this wine I I I don't want it. Uh, I
19:01
19:01 paid like 13 bucks for this wine, buddy.
19:03
19:03 >> Okay. So, you didn't you didn't
19:04
19:04 >> So, not not high-end stuff, right? Not
19:06
19:06 it's not top shelf, but it's it should
19:08
19:08 have been better. Should have been
19:10
19:10 better, but it's just it's just
19:12
19:12 Washington wine. It's just not the
19:14
19:14 greatest. So, yeah, there's that. Uh,
19:16
19:16 but let me go $13. Let me sip the Let me
19:19
19:19 sip the Guinness now that my [ __ ]
19:21
19:21 head is all gone. Sorry. Uh, that's the
19:23
19:23 full cup. This This cup is just [ __ ]
19:25
19:25 huge is the problem. That fit that whole
19:27
19:27 goddamn beer in there. Plus more.
19:29
19:29 >> That's perfect.
19:30
19:30 >> Cheers, buddy. Uh, actually, should I
19:32
19:32 should I hold it like this? Like I'm an
19:33
19:33 actual like in marketing. I'm not good
19:36
19:36 with my right hand, though. Cheers.
19:38
19:38 Cheers, buddy, to you. Happy St. Patty's
19:40
19:40 Day, everybody. Uh, here we go.
19:42
19:42 >> I wish I would have known. See, Sean
19:44
19:44 Sean should have told me this was going
19:45
19:45 to be a St. Patty's Day.
19:49
19:49 Honestly, really good. I'm a big fan of
19:51
19:51 Guinness. So, I mean, that's it's my
19:54
19:54 probably my only favorite dark beer is
19:57
19:57 Guinness. And the extra stout, it
19:59
19:59 doesn't really taste any different than
20:00
20:00 a regular Guinness. So, there's that.
20:02
20:02 Take that for what you will. Uh, but I'm
20:04
20:04 going to continue to drink this on the
20:05
20:05 episode. So, my arm is going to be real
20:08
20:08 strong, buddy. Those hand jobs from me
20:10
20:10 are going to be ready for you.
20:11
20:11 >> This means you got to drink it faster,
20:12
20:12 buddy.
20:14
20:14 >> Wait, okay. Are we are we still like
20:16
20:16 pinching people if you don't wear green
20:18
20:18 on is that is that a thing?
20:20
20:20 >> Yeah. Yeah, we are. I owe you a few
20:23
20:23 pinches because I don't see green on
20:24
20:24 your persona at all. So, what's up with
20:27
20:27 that?
20:27
20:27 >> So, does it does it count if Wait, no,
20:29
20:29 there's green in this logo right here.
20:31
20:31 This is the beach logo. The beach logo.
20:34
20:34 >> I I can't see it because your
20:35
20:35 microphone. Also, I think you should
20:36
20:36 probably stand up and,
20:38
20:38 >> you know, maybe show off your shorts.
20:39
20:39 >> No, we're not going to stand up today
20:41
20:41 because I'm not wearing anything below
20:43
20:43 the waist.
20:45
20:45 Oh, you and me both, buddy. You and me
20:47
20:47 both.
20:49
20:49 But yeah, we're pinching people. Like
20:50
20:50 that's I don't think that's ever stopped
20:52
20:52 being a thing. Is that a like since co
20:54
20:54 has that been has that stopped?
20:56
20:56 >> I don't I don't know. I can't I can't
20:58
20:58 remember the last time I pinched
20:59
20:59 something something uh someone not
21:03
21:03 wearing green.
21:06
21:06 Sorry.
21:08
21:08 It's gotten weird everybody. Sorry.
21:13
21:13 >> I love that. Sorry for you for
21:14
21:14 listening.
21:16
21:16 >> It's gotten weird.
21:18
21:18 >> The last time I pinched something. I
21:20
21:20 know. Got a few things you've probably
21:22
21:22 pinched in your life.
21:23
21:23 >> I know, right? Yeah. Not that long ago.
21:25
21:25 Just pinched them out before I got on.
21:28
21:28 >> Yeah. Matter of fact.
21:30
21:30 >> All right, buddy. Let's Let's go from
21:32
21:32 the simple thoughts.
21:34
21:34 >> You [ __ ] died on that one.
21:35
21:35 >> Deep thoughts, my dude.
21:36
21:36 >> God.
21:37
21:37 >> So, this next topic is called deep
21:38
21:38 thoughts. And buddy, it's just I had
21:41
21:41 these these deep thoughts. Uh because
21:44
21:44 you were talking
21:45
21:45 >> doubt you ever have a deep [ __ ]
21:47
21:47 thought.
21:48
21:48 >> You you you think I would, but buddy,
21:52
21:52 >> I wrote down some deep thoughts.
21:54
21:54 >> Uh because I was inspired by your
21:56
21:56 question last week about did music, did
21:59
21:59 artists have music and stuff. And also
22:01
22:01 thank you to the commenter who left a
22:03
22:03 pretty long response on that uh
22:05
22:05 explaining that there were like
22:08
22:08 essentially
22:09
22:09 roaming musicians uh in certain cities
22:12
22:12 and stuff like that. So essentially
22:13
22:13 someone could have
22:14
22:14 >> gone and heard like they could have had
22:16
22:16 music playing uh but if they were
22:18
22:18 sensible I told you they were there
22:20
22:20 person they probably would have closed
22:22
22:22 their window. So yeah I thank you buddy.
22:24
22:24 Thank you for showing off again.
22:26
22:26 >> Okay I showed you. But I was inspired by
22:29
22:29 that and so I wrote down a few different
22:30
22:30 questions that I kind of wanted to like
22:32
22:32 get your opinion and your answer on. So
22:35
22:35 the first one I have for you my dude is
22:37
22:37 if your younger self met you now what
22:41
22:41 would confuse them the most? What would
22:44
22:44 confuse probably like dude why do you
22:46
22:46 have so much facial hair? Shave that
22:48
22:48 [ ] off dude. You [ ] look like you
22:50
22:50 look old man. Like
22:55
22:55 that's what they probably like like,
22:57
22:57 "Oh, you got gray." Like they probably
22:59
22:59 Yeah.
22:59
22:59 >> I think they would still admire like I'm
23:02
23:02 not super athletic. They'd be like,
23:03
23:03 "Man, you managed to stay better looking
23:05
23:05 than most the people that that you know
23:07
23:07 about this, you know, like that's your
23:09
23:09 age now."
23:11
23:11 So, I think my younger self would
23:12
23:12 probably still be like, "Dude, you're
23:13
23:13 cool, but what's up with the hair in the
23:15
23:15 face, man?"
23:17
23:17 >> Okay.
23:17
23:17 >> All right. I mean, that Yeah, I would.
23:19
23:19 Yeah, I get that one. Uh, I thought
23:22
23:22 about it and I was like, I think if my
23:24
23:24 younger self met me now, they'd be like,
23:26
23:26 how did you afford all this stuff behind
23:28
23:28 you? And I'd be like, I didn't
23:33
23:33 >> I didn't like it. Would you like to see
23:35
23:35 the credit cards you're eventually going
23:37
23:37 to open?
23:39
23:39 >> Would you like to see the balance?
23:39
23:39 >> Would you like to see the
23:41
23:41 >> Would you like to see your future
23:42
23:42 problems?
23:44
23:44 >> That would probably use them the most.
23:48
23:48 >> I mean, I don't know. Like I mean that's
23:49
23:49 a real that is a deep question cuz I
23:52
23:52 mean we all you know we all want to grow
23:54
23:54 up someday but when we're young we want
23:55
23:55 to grow up when we get older we want to
23:57
23:57 go backwards in time you know.
23:60
23:60 >> Yeah for sure
24:01
24:01 >> one is the same at at you know like at
24:02
24:02 the end of the day like we all want to
24:04
24:04 get there
24:06
24:06 but I I don't Yeah.
24:08
24:08 >> All right here another one for you my
24:10
24:10 dude. Uh if you had no phone for a month
24:14
24:14 would your brain heal or get louder?
24:18
24:18 That's a good one because uh
24:23
24:23 >> I mean I I I don't really look at too
24:25
24:25 much rage bait things.
24:28
24:28 >> Mhm.
24:29
24:29 >> I don't really I try not to go down
24:30
24:30 those route. I I I follow a lot of
24:32
24:32 people that have like inspirational
24:34
24:34 quotes and and uh like art and a bunch
24:37
24:37 of stuff like that. So I I don't know if
24:39
24:39 not looking at my phone would
24:42
24:42 make me better or make me more. The only
24:46
24:46 thing it would make it hard is because
24:47
24:47 people because I communicate over text
24:49
24:49 like all the time, you know, like that's
24:50
24:50 just my my means of communication like
24:53
24:53 99.9% of the time. So,
24:56
24:56 >> and I don't think what I have to say
24:58
24:58 would make it to you in time if I wrote
24:59
24:59 a letter, you know?
25:01
25:01 >> I mean, the US Postal Service is great,
25:04
25:04 but I don't think they they could
25:05
25:05 deliver it as fast as I could like talk
25:07
25:07 or text with my fingers. Either a
25:10
25:10 carrier pigeon, you know? I I don't know
25:12
25:12 how I would get it to you in time.
25:14
25:14 >> Yeah. Uh maybe maybe we could work out
25:16
25:16 Morse code over light, you know, if you
25:18
25:18 were close enough to me and it was dark
25:19
25:19 and I could flicker a light at you or
25:20
25:20 something. But I mean I'm trying to
25:23
25:23 think of how I would communicate to
25:25
25:25 somebody because that's mainly what I
25:27
25:27 use this device for. But I do love the
25:29
25:29 fact that on my phone when it's you know
25:30
25:30 every week I get this like update like
25:32
25:32 your digital health and it's like you
25:35
25:35 used your phone two hours less this, you
25:37
25:37 know, week or last week or whatever. I
25:40
25:40 like that. Um, but I could give it up
25:43
25:43 for a month. Just people would probably
25:44
25:44 think that I I like I don't I don't
25:47
25:47 joined a cult or some [ __ ] you know,
25:49
25:49 like cuz I'm not responding to anybody.
25:53
25:53 >> That's pretty funny. Uh, so do you think
25:55
25:55 that your So you think your head would
25:58
25:58 stay about the same level it is right
26:00
26:00 now? Then
26:02
26:02 >> I think I would be pretty pretty pretty
26:04
26:04 solid still because it doesn't sway me
26:06
26:06 one way or another. Like I just there's
26:07
26:07 just a lot of random [ __ ] that I see on
26:09
26:09 there that I don't think really takes me
26:11
26:11 I don't think what we see all the time
26:13
26:13 is always who we are. I think it I think
26:15
26:15 it just kind of like [ __ ] with our mind
26:17
26:17 a little bit. Like it it muddies the
26:20
26:20 waters.
26:21
26:21 Got
26:22
26:22 >> so
26:24
26:24 yeah
26:25
26:25 >> thoughtprovoking questions, my dude. I
26:27
26:27 honestly I think I could probably do the
26:28
26:28 same. I could probably go a month
26:30
26:30 without it and I'd be fine. I think the
26:31
26:31 one thing I would probably lose out on
26:33
26:33 would be like having the ability to have
26:36
26:36 music with me all the time. Like that
26:37
26:37 would kind of suck because, you know,
26:39
26:39 lose that ability. So it' be stuck with
26:42
26:42 like radio and God knows what's on the
26:45
26:45 radio nowadays. Like it's just pretty
26:47
26:47 >> pretty shitty, you know? Like if only
26:49
26:49 there was something that we had,
26:51
26:51 >> you know? You used to listen to the
26:53
26:53 radio? Really?
26:54
26:54 >> Yeah. on my way to
26:55
26:55 >> Well, I mean, your car doesn't have
26:56
26:56 anything other than AMFM radio, so
27:00
27:00 >> No, it actually there's a there's
27:02
27:02 actually an Adele CD in there that I've
27:03
27:03 been listening to as well.
27:06
27:06 >> Stuck permanently.
27:10
27:10 >> I've been rocking out to Adele for like
27:11
27:11 a week or so, dude. Like getting close
27:14
27:14 with Adele, you know? She's so
27:17
27:17 passionate. I love her music.
27:19
27:19 >> Which Wait, which Adele album is it? Uh,
27:21
27:21 it's I think the first song is Hello on
27:24
27:24 the on the on the CD.
27:27
27:27 >> Yeah, this I mean I don't know what
27:28
27:28 >> No judgment, buddy. No judgment. It's
27:30
27:30 just just a Dell. You know, she's great.
27:33
27:33 Great.
27:33
27:33 >> She's got a great voice, man. But I
27:35
27:35 mean, her tickets like [ __ ] like tangent
27:37
27:37 again, but her tickets are really
27:38
27:38 expensive. Like $1,000 to go see that,
27:40
27:40 >> you know. My girlfriend wants to go see
27:42
27:42 her. It's like it's
27:45
27:45 >> I don't know.
27:47
27:47 >> Okay. What else you got?
27:48
27:48 >> All right. Uh, here. Let me do Let me do
27:50
27:50 one. Sorry, I'm reading them uh so I can
27:52
27:52 go over like kind of pre- reference
27:54
27:54 them. Uh that's that's what I'm doing
27:56
27:56 over here in the corner. Uh I'm just
27:58
27:58 trying to give Joshua a good one to end
27:60
27:60 this uh this segment on. Uh and I think
28:06
28:06 >> you should just fire them off as they're
28:08
28:08 in the chamber, man. Now you're just
28:10
28:10 going
28:11
28:11 >> I know. But now I'm just stalling, you
28:12
28:12 know? I'm stalling my own head right
28:14
28:14 now.
28:16
28:16 >> You need a timer
28:18
28:18 on this [ __ ]
28:21
28:21 Get me all hopped up,
28:24
28:24 spinning over here.
28:25
28:25 >> Okay, I got it. I got it. Here's we'll
28:27
28:27 end it on this one because it kind of
28:29
28:29 follows into um
28:32
28:32 >> your yours from last week. So, buddy,
28:35
28:35 >> do you think or sorry, actually,
28:40
28:40 God,
28:40
28:40 >> sorry, I'm like rewarding them as I'm
28:42
28:42 reading. Listen, I'm dyslexic, okay?
28:45
28:45 It's a it's an issue. I can't focus.
28:48
28:48 >> It's fine. was us falling apart.
28:50
28:50 >> Joshua, did people used to stare out of
28:52
28:52 windows more and was that good for the
28:55
28:55 soul?
28:57
28:57 >> Okay. Yeah, you're going to have to
28:58
28:58 reread that again.
29:01
29:01 >> Did people used to look out of windows
29:04
29:04 more, right? Like when you're just kind
29:06
29:06 of like gazing out into the yonder,
29:09
29:09 >> right?
29:10
29:10 >> And do you think that was good for the
29:12
29:12 soul? Like do you think that really
29:13
29:13 helped people figure things out and like
29:16
29:16 we're not doing that anymore? Do you
29:17
29:17 think that's you think that was a thing?
29:20
29:20 >> I absolutely think that was a thing. You
29:21
29:21 put in you Okay, here's the opposite.
29:23
29:23 Put somebody in a [ __ ] box like a
29:24
29:24 prison with no windows and see what
29:26
29:26 happens to them.
29:27
29:27 >> You know what I'm saying? So, yeah,
29:29
29:29 >> they make their own window.
29:31
29:31 >> I mean, I don't know. They're hanging
29:33
29:33 their clothes up on the wall to make it
29:34
29:34 like appear like art, you know?
29:35
29:35 Something else to [ __ ] look at other
29:37
29:37 than the damn wall, you know? Like,
29:39
29:39 yeah. I I think I think a transparent
29:41
29:41 something to look out to and just
29:43
29:43 watching that thing go by.
29:44
29:44 I sometimes find myself sticking my head
29:46
29:46 out the window like a dog, you know. I
29:48
29:48 just I want to feel the wind, you know,
29:51
29:51 in my face, but I I Yeah, I think
29:54
29:54 looking out the window gives us an
29:55
29:55 imagination. You know, there's so much
29:57
29:57 going by.
29:58
29:58 >> Um yeah, I think it's like um
30:02
30:02 >> like it's like a moving picture.
30:04
30:04 >> I think uh with the inclusion of
30:06
30:06 technology, we definitely lost a lot of
30:08
30:08 that, you know, a lot of the window
30:09
30:09 looking out of and like enjoying in
30:12
30:12 nature for what it is. I mean, I'm not
30:14
30:14 saying that I would ever go out there to
30:16
30:16 the wilderness or whatnot, but you know,
30:19
30:19 it does I do like to be in a place like
30:22
30:22 a cabin that is in the middle of the
30:23
30:23 woods looking out on the snowfield
30:25
30:25 valley, you know, that sounds nice.
30:28
30:28 >> Sounds nice. You know,
30:30
30:30 fireplace.
30:32
30:32 It's beautiful.
30:32
30:32 >> Talking like he's wants to be on a damn
30:34
30:34 cabin. This guy,
30:36
30:36 >> I would love to be in a cabin. Cabin
30:37
30:37 with you. Just you and me out there
30:40
30:40 wilderness. Maybe on a mountain
30:42
30:42 somewhere. Maybe it's broken. You know,
30:45
30:45 who knows?
30:47
30:47 Could be fun.
30:48
30:48 >> But you know what else is fun, Joshua?
30:50
30:50 >> This whole podcast, whole episode's fun
30:52
30:52 is fun.
30:53
30:53 >> Jesus Christ.
30:54
30:54 >> Yeah, this whole episode's a mess, by
30:55
30:55 the way. Thank you guys for listening
30:56
30:56 and thank you for watching and also for
30:58
30:58 listening to this next thing. Uh I
30:59
30:59 teased it last week. Joshua, I have your
31:01
31:01 uh AI song for the week this week. Um
31:06
31:06 I don't know if you're ready for this
31:07
31:07 one, buddy. I don't know if you're
31:08
31:08 ready. No, I mean I've been anticipating
31:11
31:11 a a an original track from from you for
31:15
31:15 a very long time now. I mean, this is
31:16
31:16 this has been coming for quite some
31:18
31:18 time.
31:19
31:19 >> Well, so
31:20
31:20 >> do I have something for you, buddy? Uh
31:22
31:22 because in my dreams, uh I was able to
31:26
31:26 figure out technology to record this
31:29
31:29 song from my dreams and then present it
31:33
31:33 to you and the people watching and
31:35
31:35 listening, Joshua. But for the first
31:36
31:36 time ever, we have somewhat of a live
31:40
31:40 song that is about to happen here. Uh,
31:42
31:42 and this is called the Leprechaun's Last
31:46
31:46 Call. So, I'll go ahead and share my
31:48
31:48 screen with everybody watching. And if
31:50
31:50 you're watching, just keep on watching.
31:51
31:51 If you're listening, uh, get ready to
31:53
31:53 uh, either vibe out or ignore the next
31:56
31:56 uh, four minutes. So, here we go, buddy.
31:60
31:60 Uh, enjoy.
32:03
32:03 Here's to those who have seen us at our
32:04
32:04 best and our worst and can't tell the
32:06
32:06 difference. Cheers.
32:37
32:37 We're walking through the wood, bottle
32:39
32:39 in my hand. See a faint, a whisper, a
32:43
32:43 glow, a light, a sign. This stood a pub,
32:46
32:46 wooden and stone. Come in if you
32:49
32:49 believe. Wonder if you don't. Hey, I
32:52
32:52 push my way in. Gold line the walls, a
32:55
32:55 treasure trove, a bucket. Whiskey and
32:58
32:58 all little boots will stomp them. Tanker
33:01
33:01 tries up high. Leprechauns are laughing.
33:04
33:04 Green fire in her eyes. One jumped on
33:07
33:07 the bar. Said, "Boy, if you got nerve,
33:10
33:10 drink against the house tonight and take
33:12
33:12 what you deserve.
33:17
33:17 Drink up. Drink up. Keep up with me if
33:20
33:20 you can. Drink up. Drink up. It'll be
33:24
33:24 your last night.
33:32
33:32 in the rafter. Smoke in the air. Coin
33:36
33:36 stacked on the table tops. Riches
33:38
33:38 everywhere. Round after round. I put
33:41
33:41 them away.
33:44
33:44 Whiskey till the night turn green and
33:45
33:45 strange. They rolled out the treasure.
33:48
33:48 Gold on the floor. Said you can have the
33:51
33:51 whole damn lot if you just drink one
33:53
33:53 more. Then down came a rainbow through
33:56
33:56 the silver beach. Painted all the
33:58
33:58 bottles lit the room I dream.
34:00
34:00 >> They said take the gold, take the glory,
34:03
34:03 take the glass. BE A KING BY MORNING
34:06
34:06 LAND. FORGET THE LIFE YOU HAD.
34:12
34:12 Drink up. Drink up. Keep up with me if
34:15
34:15 you can. Drink up. Drink up. It could be
34:18
34:18 your last.
34:26
34:26 I was nearly standing tall as last man
34:28
34:28 in the fight. One more cup between me
34:31
34:31 and a mountain made of light. Had my
34:34
34:34 hand around the bottle and my boots
34:36
34:36 nailed to the floor when the door blew
34:38
34:38 open hard and it walked my girl. She cut
34:41
34:41 through all the clover. Didn't blow and
34:44
34:44 didn't last. Grabbed me by the collar.
34:46
34:46 SAID, "YOU'RE DONE WITH ALL OF THAT."
34:49
34:49 THE FIDDLES ALL WENT QUIET. The
34:51
34:51 leprechauns all hissed. The king SAID HE
34:54
34:54 WAS OURS TONIGHT. She said,
34:58
34:58 "OH, DRACO, DRACO, DRACO. Keep up with
35:02
35:02 me if you can. Draco be
35:09
35:09 up with me if you can. Drink up. It
35:12
35:12 could be your last.
35:17
35:17 This could be your last.
35:32
35:32 Now I walk those woods.
35:35
35:35 Still bottle in my hand.
35:40
35:40 But I don't chase rainbows or a gold lit
35:44
35:44 promised land
35:47
35:47 cuz riches in the dark ain't worth a
35:51
35:51 love that lasts.
35:55
35:55 And I nearly lost mine
35:60
35:60 to the leprechaun's last
36:03
36:03 call.
36:06
36:06 All right, there you go. Uh, how did you
36:08
36:08 feel about that one? And also before you
36:10
36:10 answer that, uh, yes, I did write the
36:12
36:12 lyrics to that, everything to that. So
36:16
36:16 there is that.
36:17
36:17 >> So very nice.
36:18
36:18 >> Very nice. I feel like that was a a true
36:21
36:21 like a like a time piece. Very very
36:23
36:23 specific to like what's happening right
36:26
36:26 now on the St. Patty's Day. So that this
36:28
36:28 is an anthem. This is Yeah. You'd play
36:30
36:30 this in the bar.
36:32
36:32 >> Like I don't know if you could get away
36:33
36:33 with playing that during Christmas or
36:35
36:35 Easter. Maybe Easter. I don't know. Like
36:38
36:38 >> Easter. Yeah,
36:39
36:39 >> maybe maybe Easter. So, like Yeah, it's
36:42
36:42 like it's like a party piece if you want
36:44
36:44 to, you know, a reason to raise the
36:45
36:45 glass and have a good time, get the
36:47
36:47 energy flowing.
36:48
36:48 >> Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. I like that song.
36:49
36:49 That was a good one.
36:50
36:50 >> Uh, did it were was it worth the hype
36:53
36:53 from last week, buddy? Did it live up to
36:54
36:54 it, or was it just mediocre for you?
36:56
36:56 >> I mean, here's the thing. The fact that
36:57
36:57 you wrote the song, the fact that you
36:59
36:59 took the time to make that song, it was
37:02
37:02 worth every bit of the hype. 100%.
37:04
37:04 >> Oh, this guy's too modest. This guy's
37:06
37:06 too modest. so much for being genuine.
37:09
37:09 >> I mean, what you want me to say? It's
37:10
37:10 [ __ ] You know, you wasted your time.
37:12
37:12 >> I want an honest opinion. That's what I
37:14
37:14 want.
37:15
37:15 >> An honest opinion.
37:17
37:17 >> I think it's very specific. That the
37:19
37:19 honest part of it was it's very
37:21
37:21 specific. I don't know if anybody's
37:22
37:22 playing that while they're sitting on
37:24
37:24 their beach, you know, getting a tan and
37:25
37:25 [ __ ] You know what I mean? Like you're
37:27
37:27 not like like you could do that with Bad
37:28
37:28 Bunny [ __ ] or what, you know what I
37:30
37:30 mean? Like it's not it's it's not the
37:31
37:31 type of song you can play all the
37:32
37:32 [ __ ] time. Like Adele, I listen to
37:34
37:34 [ __ ] Adele no matter what I'm doing.
37:36
37:36 You know, I'll be in the shower
37:37
37:37 listening to Adele, be taking a [ __ ]
37:39
37:39 listening to Adele. Like, I can do that.
37:40
37:40 Like, I'm probably not gonna listen to
37:43
37:43 that song while I'm brushing my teeth,
37:45
37:45 you know? Like, I just just say like
37:48
37:48 >> it's it's it's very criticism for what
37:52
37:52 it is.
37:52
37:52 >> Accept it,
37:53
37:53 >> you know? It's a party piece. It's an
37:54
37:54 anthem piece. It's it's if you want to
37:56
37:56 get hype piece,
37:58
37:58 >> you know.
37:58
37:58 >> Yeah. Yeah. For sure.
37:60
37:60 >> Like, if you're going out if you're
38:01
38:01 playing football and you're going out to
38:02
38:02 battle the other team, like it's a very
38:04
38:04 anthemy type. It's it's
38:06
38:06 >> it's that kind of a thing, you know.
38:09
38:09 >> So, my goal was to make a pretty good
38:12
38:12 drinking song. Would you describe that
38:13
38:13 as a pretty good drinking song?
38:14
38:14 >> Absolutely. Absolutely. You're raising
38:16
38:16 the GL. You're going to you're not
38:18
38:18 >> you're not going to not drink more.
38:20
38:20 Yeah. You're you're going to drink more
38:22
38:22 because that song come like So, you
38:23
38:23 would put that on when somebody's like,
38:25
38:25 "No, man. I'm done. Like, I don't I
38:27
38:27 can't have another one." Or like, you
38:29
38:29 know what I mean? Or you want somebody
38:30
38:30 else to buy you a drink? Like, dude, you
38:32
38:32 always buy a drink. Come on, buy me a
38:34
38:34 How could you not buy me a drink when
38:35
38:35 the song comes on? Like
38:36
38:36 >> like the timing of it, you know, like
38:39
38:39 >> I accept I'm okay with that. Hey, I'm
38:41
38:41 good with that. Just kind of like uh you
38:44
38:44 know, I'm good with go go go gas. Like
38:48
38:48 >> you might not be good with go gas.
38:51
38:51 >> What is this about? Hey Sean, go. You
38:53
38:53 know what's going on with go? Gas is
38:56
38:56 [ __ ] going crazy. Tell you that right
38:58
38:58 now. Gas has reached almost an all-time
39:02
39:02 high.
39:03
39:03 And you know when I was driving to work
39:05
39:05 today with my three minute commute, I
39:08
39:08 thought about all everybody else
39:09
39:09 listening to this right now.
39:11
39:11 >> Three minute commute literally walk.
39:14
39:14 >> You know, I thought about all all you
39:16
39:16 people just putting all that gas, you
39:19
39:19 know, all you people have electric cars,
39:20
39:20 just just turn us down. Don't listen to
39:22
39:22 us. Just skip this [ __ ] part. It
39:23
39:23 doesn't even apply to you. Go plug your
39:24
39:24 [ __ ] in. Um
39:27
39:27 just kidding. Oh, you I I love all you
39:29
39:29 electric car drivers. Trust me. I've
39:31
39:31 driven in one. They're nice. Keep
39:33
39:33 driving them. Thank you for saving the
39:35
39:35 planet. Um
39:39
39:39 >> I play I play. Um but yeah, so the go
39:42
39:42 like holy [ __ ] dude. Like I went and I
39:44
39:44 I pumped gas the other day and it was
39:47
39:47 like [ __ ] almost $7 like six night.
39:50
39:50 It was almost like $7. Forget where I
39:52
39:52 even [ __ ] went. Um,
39:54
39:54 >> but bro, I was thinking I was thinking
39:56
39:56 about this and I genuinely think
40:01
40:01 everybody because of of of like what's
40:04
40:04 going on right now, we don't want to get
40:05
40:05 all political or whatever, but the fact
40:07
40:07 that we all have to pay so much money
40:09
40:09 for gas to get to work. I think work
40:14
40:14 should start paying us for the gas that
40:16
40:16 we have to spend to get to [ __ ] work.
40:18
40:18 I think the government whoever who I
40:20
40:20 think they should start giving us gas
40:22
40:22 credits. I think we okay
40:25
40:25 >> the people should be receiving at least
40:28
40:28 part like cuz they tax us on the gas.
40:30
40:30 They tax us on everything. I was just
40:32
40:32 thinking like wouldn't it be nice if our
40:34
40:34 employer just just gave us a little bit
40:36
40:36 of gas. I mean my three-minute commute
40:37
40:37 like I said like they don't have to give
40:39
40:39 me much. They don't got to give me much.
40:41
40:41 >> Would it be based off of how far you
40:43
40:43 commute though?
40:44
40:44 >> I I'm doing this for the people. So
40:46
40:46 everybody listen. This is for you
40:47
40:47 people. This isn't for me. I'm not
40:48
40:48 selfish. This is for you. I'm I'm
40:49
40:49 speaking up for you. The the commuters
40:52
40:52 who have to drive forever. It's for you
40:54
40:54 guys. It's my pitch. Um
40:59
40:59 yeah. So yeah, I'm thinking it's based
41:01
41:01 on the commute, right? Like every month
41:04
41:04 just a part of your paycheck just goes
41:05
41:05 to into like a gas kitty. You know what
41:08
41:08 I'm saying? Like that's like your gas
41:09
41:09 fund. And
41:10
41:10 >> honestly, I think there are companies
41:12
41:12 who actually do that though. Uh,
41:14
41:14 >> no. I I know this, but why can't every
41:16
41:16 company do this is what what I'm saying.
41:19
41:19 We all drive. Got it. Everybody drives
41:22
41:22 to work. So, if you figure like if I
41:25
41:25 have to drive 50 miles to work,
41:28
41:28 >> how much is that going to cost me out of
41:29
41:29 my pay paycheck for you to pay me to pay
41:32
41:32 for the gas to get to work is what I'm
41:34
41:34 saying. like I I'm already giving money
41:36
41:36 back to where I not necessarily going
41:39
41:39 back to them, but part of my my just to
41:42
41:42 live to go to where I have to just make
41:44
41:44 money is already costing me money to get
41:46
41:46 there. Like
41:47
41:47 >> yeah, good point.
41:47
41:47 >> So why so I I think that there should be
41:50
41:50 something where like so many miles a
41:54
41:54 year where we just get a credit from the
41:56
41:56 because again we're we're we're
41:59
41:59 contributing to the the society, right?
42:02
42:02 We're we're we're driving the economy.
42:04
42:04 We're doing but we're [ __ ] chewing
42:06
42:06 all our money up just to travel to get
42:08
42:08 to [ __ ] work to spend more money on
42:10
42:10 gas that is way too expensive.
42:13
42:13 >> Yeah. No, I agree with you. Like
42:16
42:16 >> also followup question to that. like how
42:19
42:19 long
42:21
42:21 will it take or do you think how I guess
42:22
42:22 the question is how much do you think it
42:24
42:24 will take before you just go you know
42:27
42:27 what maybe I'm not going to work because
42:28
42:28 it costs more to go to work than it
42:30
42:30 would be than I actually make at work
42:33
42:33 >> and that's a great point like if gas got
42:35
42:35 to $8 $9
42:38
42:38 again I don't want to I I don't want to
42:40
42:40 sound like a broke record but I know I
42:43
42:43 only have a three-minute commute but
42:45
42:45 this is for you people
42:47
42:47 people. So, when you go to vote, just
42:50
42:50 remember, vote for Joshua because he
42:53
42:53 does.
42:54
42:54 >> Yeah, I'm voting for Joshua.
42:55
42:55 >> Vote for me. He cares about your wallet
42:58
42:58 and uh and everything else. But yeah, I
43:01
43:01 I don't know if it's it's it gets to a
43:03
43:03 point of where it's too expensive to
43:04
43:04 even get to work. I, you know, people
43:06
43:06 start losing their jobs. I mean, it just
43:09
43:09 it's a problem. And uh I think gas is
43:12
43:12 just one of those things that's just a
43:14
43:14 part of of what's going on right now.
43:15
43:15 It's just too bad that it's going in a
43:18
43:18 direction that's going to make everybody
43:19
43:19 struggle and that that's just to get us
43:21
43:21 to where we need to go to get a
43:22
43:22 paycheck. Like it shouldn't even be like
43:24
43:24 that. We shouldn't be struggling to pay
43:26
43:26 for gas to get to work that doesn't
43:28
43:28 already pay us enough. Like that's it
43:30
43:30 just seems very backwards to be going
43:32
43:32 broke to get to work and then work
43:34
43:34 doesn't pay you enough to even get home.
43:35
43:35 You know what I'm You see what I'm
43:36
43:36 getting at? Like it's just ass
43:38
43:38 backwards,
43:39
43:39 >> you know?
43:41
43:41 Just I I I don't know what to say.
43:43
43:43 That's my little rant on GoGo Gas, man.
43:45
43:45 cuz this is going [ __ ] bananas.
43:48
43:48 >> I I wish I knew the amount that I would
43:51
43:51 have I would probably say if gas up here
43:54
43:54 got to like $8 like you're paying. I
43:58
43:58 don't know. Then then I would start
43:60
43:60 questioning whether or not it would be
44:01
44:01 even feasible to continue to go to work
44:04
44:04 and pay half my paycheck to a filling up
44:08
44:08 my gas tank. You know, that's crazy.
44:11
44:11 That's crazy. That's crazy.
44:12
44:12 >> It's just it's it's it's bonkers. And I
44:14
44:14 just don't know what the I mean,
44:16
44:16 everybody can't get electric cars. I
44:18
44:18 mean, it's cool that they have them, but
44:19
44:19 I mean, you know, and they're very
44:22
44:22 practical. They're very cool. Like, if
44:23
44:23 you just plug those things in when you
44:24
44:24 get home, they're they're super cool and
44:26
44:26 and they they go fast, you know, they're
44:28
44:28 really quick. So, there's a lot of fun
44:30
44:30 features about electric cars and they're
44:32
44:32 beautiful. They make really nice cars.
44:35
44:35 Um, but I don't know, man. It just it's
44:38
44:38 just kind of one of those things that
44:40
44:40 we're kind of living on this rock and um
44:42
44:42 we don't make the rules. We just kind of
44:43
44:43 have to try to figure out how to follow
44:44
44:44 him
44:45
44:45 >> and uh yeah,
44:46
44:46 >> got to pay for gas somehow.
44:48
44:48 >> That's my rant.
44:49
44:49 >> I guess I have to start selling your
44:50
44:50 feet, buddy.
44:52
44:52 >> There's that.
44:53
44:53 >> Sorry for the late out live. Come get
44:55
44:55 some pictures of Joshua's feet.
44:57
44:57 >> Nice feet.
44:58
44:58 >> Do nice feet.
44:59
44:59 >> He does. Beautiful. You know what else
45:01
45:01 is nice, buddy?
45:02
45:02 >> Objects like your feet. Numbers like
45:05
45:05 lucky numbers later on. Uh and animals,
45:08
45:08 buddy. Animals are pretty cute. So, uh
45:10
45:10 what do you got? What do you What What
45:11
45:11 are the questions for the week, buddy?
45:13
45:13 I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm excited.
45:14
45:14 >> Okay. All right. So, this is your first
45:16
45:16 time. We already said this. This is your
45:17
45:17 first time, and hopefully it's not your
45:19
45:19 last. This is This is the part of the
45:21
45:21 either we do this at the beginning or
45:22
45:22 the end to get to know us a little bit
45:24
45:24 more. I mean, what are we 125 episodes
45:27
45:27 in? Maybe this is your first time
45:28
45:28 getting to know us. So, this is where I
45:31
45:31 ask Sean.
45:33
45:33 I give categories and just Sean just has
45:35
45:35 to make decisions, you know, genuine,
45:37
45:37 honest decisions based off of the the
45:40
45:40 questions I put in front of him. And I
45:43
45:43 give him either objects, numbers, or
45:44
45:44 animals. So, Sean, what what card would
45:49
45:49 you like to play today? Would you like
45:50
45:50 to be a number, an animal, or an object?
45:53
45:53 What are you going to play for the
45:54
45:54 audience? The first question,
45:57
45:57 >> animals. I'm gonna do animals first this
45:59
45:59 week, ladies and gentlemen. Animals
46:00
46:00 first.
46:02
46:02 >> And in no particular order, because if
46:04
46:04 you skip through that part, Sean, you
46:06
46:06 know, was having a hard time figuring
46:07
46:07 out that the last question for me. I'm
46:09
46:09 not going to do this for Sean. I'm just
46:11
46:11 pulling the card. So, if it's stupid,
46:12
46:12 I'm sorry, but I'm not trying to
46:14
46:14 clickbait this [ __ ] This is just
46:16
46:16 genuine Josh Sean.
46:17
46:17 >> Do you put the same like the card you
46:19
46:19 gave me last week? Is that back in the
46:21
46:21 rotation or did you did you take it out
46:23
46:23 of the rotation? Okay, thank God. All
46:24
46:24 right. All right. I just wanted to make
46:25
46:25 sure because I feel like the last
46:27
46:27 question that I had about the taco ring
46:29
46:29 and some [ __ ] like that. I feel like
46:31
46:31 that was in there again. So, just wanted
46:33
46:33 just to make sure that you pulled out
46:35
46:35 the cards you already asked.
46:36
46:36 >> Yeah, it's it's on the side. It's on the
46:37
46:37 side. And I put them face down. So, this
46:39
46:39 this this should be all fresh new ones
46:41
46:41 for you and the audience listening.
46:43
46:43 >> So, um and use these at work. Use these
46:45
46:45 however you want to because these can be
46:46
46:46 kind of fun, you know, just uh
46:48
46:48 >> water cooler talk. Um here you go, Sean.
46:51
46:51 You picked animals. Make sure I grab the
46:52
46:52 right card. All right, Sean. Here we go.
46:55
46:55 You've been invited to an animal themed
46:57
46:57 costume party. Which animal do you
47:00
47:00 choose to dress as?
47:04
47:04 >> Um, raccoon.
47:07
47:07 >> Raccoon. Really?
47:08
47:08 >> Raccoon.
47:09
47:09 >> Yeah, trash panda.
47:11
47:11 >> Yeah, little little trash panda. Little
47:13
47:13 trash panda action. So, yeah. Raccoon.
47:15
47:15 Final answer.
47:16
47:16 >> I see a theme. I see I see a theme there
47:18
47:18 cuz Sean did put in if you it was again
47:20
47:20 first time Sean did create a Halloween
47:22
47:22 story has a raccoon in it right in that
47:24
47:24 story your Halloween story
47:25
47:25 >> what was it was it was your cartoon's
47:27
47:27 name again
47:28
47:28 >> uh Maple Street. Go ahead and watch that
47:29
47:29 on Sorry for Little Live. Um all in
47:32
47:32 short form uh until we come out with a
47:34
47:34 full length feature at sometime at the
47:36
47:36 end of this uh well I guess October.
47:38
47:38 Still working on that. It's going
47:40
47:40 slowly. It's hard. Didn't expect it to
47:42
47:42 be so hard but uh we'll find out how far
47:45
47:45 I get. I'll give you an update about
47:46
47:46 halfway uh from October. So
47:50
47:50 >> uh if I if I'm doing it Oh, dude. You
47:52
47:52 know what? I don't I just I think I'd be
47:53
47:53 a turtle, you know.
47:56
47:56 >> Turtle.
47:57
47:57 >> Turtles seem kind of cool. They got that
47:58
47:58 big ass shell, you know? Touch
48:00
48:00 themselves in, pop themselves out, you
48:02
48:02 know.
48:04
48:04 >> Okay. A ninja turtle.
48:07
48:07 >> Hey, see?
48:09
48:09 >> Okay.
48:09
48:09 >> You got it.
48:10
48:10 >> You got it.
48:11
48:11 >> I like that. I like that. I'm okay with
48:13
48:13 that. I'm okay with that. That's good.
48:15
48:15 >> All right. You're a trash panda and I'm
48:16
48:16 a turtle.
48:17
48:17 >> Party on.
48:18
48:18 >> Perfect. Match made in heaven. Uh, you
48:20
48:20 know what else is made in heaven, buddy?
48:21
48:21 Objects.
48:22
48:22 >> What's up? Okay.
48:23
48:23 >> Some objects are from heaven.
48:25
48:25 >> That's my next one. I want objects for
48:27
48:27 300, sir.
48:28
48:28 >> Okay. [ __ ] I'm glad this should be I
48:31
48:31 mean, I don't think it's an object, but
48:32
48:32 this is this is fitting what we just
48:34
48:34 talked about. Go gas. Sean, name an
48:37
48:37 object that you think is incredibly
48:39
48:39 overpriced.
48:44
48:44 Okay. Incredibly overpriced just for
48:46
48:46 like
48:48
48:48 >> just for being objectriced.
48:50
48:50 >> It's got to be an object.
48:52
48:52 >> Yeah.
48:52
48:52 >> Can't be like a Starbucks coffee or some
48:54
48:54 [ __ ] you know, with like 18
48:56
48:56 ingredients,
48:58
48:58 >> you know.
48:59
48:59 >> Churros.
49:00
49:00 >> Churros? Really? What?
49:02
49:02 >> I'm going to say churros because I
49:04
49:04 recently read an article that churros
49:06
49:06 have a 90% markup
49:09
49:09 for no reason. So, churros are going to
49:12
49:12 be what I choose right now. 90% markup,
49:16
49:16 buddy.
49:17
49:17 >> That's insane to me. That's insane. So,
49:20
49:20 >> what drives the market churros? What
49:22
49:22 What drives the market on churros?
49:24
49:24 There's not like there's this whole
49:25
49:25 >> like a a churros crisis, like a housing
49:27
49:27 crisis. You know what I mean? There's no
49:28
49:28 not a churo crisis going on.
49:31
49:31 >> Disney drives the market on churros,
49:33
49:33 bro.
49:35
49:35 >> What?
49:36
49:36 >> Okay. All right.
49:37
49:37 >> Disney owns the market on churros, my
49:38
49:38 dude. I guess
49:40
49:40 >> 90% markup on that [ __ ] man. That's
49:42
49:42 insane. We're in the wrong business,
49:43
49:43 bro. We need to start selling churros.
49:46
49:46 >> Okay, I'm down. Sorry for the churro.
49:50
49:50 Hello. Make that a sticker or something.
49:53
49:53 You can pull that off. Um, for me, o
49:55
49:55 incredibly overpriced.
49:57
49:57 [ __ ] man. I It's hard to put anything
49:59
49:59 in that because everything is just
50:01
50:01 overpriced. I, you know, I'll put it
50:02
50:02 this way. it. I just think like f is is
50:08
50:08 vegetables and fruits are those because
50:10
50:10 that's an object, right? Is that that
50:11
50:11 could be an object? Technically, it's an
50:13
50:13 object.
50:14
50:14 >> Yeah. No, technically I mean a lot of
50:16
50:16 things are objects. So, yes, fruits,
50:18
50:18 vegetables,
50:18
50:18 >> I think fruits and vegetables that are
50:20
50:20 good for you, like [ __ ] that you're
50:22
50:22 supposed to be that make you better and
50:24
50:24 stronger and healthier and live longer.
50:26
50:26 >> I think that shit's incredibly
50:28
50:28 overpriced. Incredibly overpriced.
50:32
50:32 >> Agreed. 100% agreed on that one, buddy.
50:34
50:34 Yeah.
50:35
50:35 >> I mean, you can just even summarize to
50:37
50:37 anything healthy
50:39
50:39 >> is completely overpriced for no reason.
50:42
50:42 So,
50:42
50:42 >> other than they want to keep us with
50:44
50:44 shorter lifespans
50:46
50:46 >> and you know, big big government's
50:48
50:48 trying to kill us.
50:49
50:49 >> Big government.
50:51
50:51 >> No, it's my theory.
50:53
50:53 >> Okay, it works. One more. Are you done?
50:56
50:56 >> One more, buddy. Lay it on me. Lay it
50:58
50:58 on.
50:58
50:58 >> One more. You only got one left, right?
50:59
50:59 Numbers. I think it was the last one
51:01
51:01 here.
51:01
51:01 >> Yeah, numbers. I'm ready.
51:04
51:04 >> Okay, Sean, this is huge. This is huge.
51:07
51:07 Like my belly. Sean, what's the perfect
51:11
51:11 number of pancakes in a stack?
51:15
51:15 Three. Three is the perfect number cuz
51:19
51:19 two is you're just you just want a
51:22
51:22 little bit of taste of a pancake, you
51:24
51:24 know? Two is a little taste. Three is
51:27
51:27 like that's a full-blown meal right
51:29
51:29 there, buddy. That's a fullblown meal,
51:31
51:31 right? So, I guess it kind of depends on
51:33
51:33 what you want, you know, like if you're
51:35
51:35 at a diner and uh you know, you're not
51:37
51:37 really that hungry, maybe you go with
51:38
51:38 the single stack, but then they call
51:41
51:41 them single stacks, but it's only one.
51:43
51:43 So, is that really a stack? No. I dare
51:45
51:45 say no. So, you're doing just one
51:47
51:47 pancake. Or maybe you want two pancakes
51:50
51:50 because you want that you want that
51:51
51:51 extra that extra sugar, right? But three
51:54
51:54 three Joshua, you'll make a grown man
51:57
51:57 cry with three pancakes.
51:59
51:59 That's what I'm saying.
52:00
52:00 >> All right, I got a bonus question for
52:02
52:02 you. I got This is a bonus question.
52:04
52:04 This is for all you
52:06
52:06 >> pancake size queens out there.
52:08
52:08 >> Does size matter when it comes to
52:11
52:11 pancakes
52:11
52:11 >> on a pancake? Yeah, it does.
52:13
52:13 >> Like the thickness,
52:15
52:15 >> the uh you know, let's just say the
52:17
52:17 circumference of it.
52:19
52:19 >> Yes. If you have too big of a pancake,
52:22
52:22 the middle gets too soggy. Like you
52:24
52:24 can't you can't have a big pancake
52:27
52:27 without it being soggy in the middle.
52:29
52:29 Right. So I would say the perfect size
52:32
52:32 for a pancake is a little bit under the
52:35
52:35 regular dinner size plate size. So a
52:38
52:38 little bit under like 12 in. Right. So
52:40
52:40 you're going with like maybe an 8 in an
52:43
52:43 8 in pancake. Right.
52:44
52:44 >> So you're like an above average kind of
52:46
52:46 guy. You're like you're like
52:47
52:47 >> well cuz if you get if you get small
52:49
52:49 pancakes it's just not it's not worth
52:51
52:51 it, dude. And then they have to be a
52:53
52:53 little bit fluffy, right? Because you
52:54
52:54 can't have a stack without a little bit
52:55
52:55 of fluff, right? And if you have the
52:57
52:57 little [ __ ] little small thin
52:60
52:60 pancakes, that's not a pancake, bro. You
53:02
53:02 [ __ ] up. You made a crepe. Should just
53:03
53:03 call it a crepe.
53:05
53:05 >> So, a little bit of fluff. Little bit of
53:07
53:07 fluff. Stacked three high. Little bit of
53:10
53:10 I prefer fake maple syrup now. I've
53:12
53:12 tried regular maple syrup and I just
53:14
53:14 can't finish it. So, I'm all about like
53:17
53:17 fake maple syrup. Uh log cabin. Uh, it's
53:21
53:21 my go-to usually, but yeah, that's what
53:24
53:24 I'm saying.
53:25
53:25 >> Okay, so size does matter to you.
53:27
53:27 >> Yeah, to me it does. Yeah.
53:29
53:29 >> Okay. Well, pancakes I'm I grew up
53:31
53:31 eating pancakes my entire life. So, the
53:34
53:34 smaller the pancake, the better for me
53:35
53:35 because honestly, for me, size doesn't
53:38
53:38 matter.
53:40
53:40 >> Yeah.
53:41
53:41 >> So, you're over here eating little baby
53:42
53:42 pancakes, little uh silver dollar
53:44
53:44 pancakes. Serve me up some. Hey, if I
53:46
53:46 could just grab it like a coin, just
53:48
53:48 flip it and it goes in my mouth, I'm
53:49
53:49 totally cool with a little pancake like
53:51
53:51 that. A little baby cake, dude. I will I
53:53
53:53 will gobble up baby cakes all day.
53:55
53:55 >> Little dime size.
53:56
53:56 >> What's your What's your perfect stack
53:58
53:58 then? What's your perfect stack amount?
53:59
53:59 >> My perfect stack.
54:01
54:01 >> Maybe like one
54:04
54:04 >> one pancake.
54:05
54:05 >> I'm a single stack. I'm a single stack.
54:07
54:07 Maybe maybe you can double it up, dude.
54:09
54:09 But I don't know. I'm not a big pancake.
54:10
54:10 >> One silver dollar pancake. Are you
54:12
54:12 [ __ ] you crazy?
54:14
54:14 You crazy.
54:16
54:16 >> You're not even eating pancakes at that
54:18
54:18 point, bro. You might as well just
54:19
54:19 [ __ ] go have a regular breakfast.
54:22
54:22 >> Okay. All right. I I'll go a size
54:24
54:24 bigger. I I like my pancakes like I like
54:27
54:27 my nipples silver dollar size. Okay. How
54:29
54:29 about that?
54:31
54:31 >> That doesn't help. Doesn't help at all.
54:34
54:34 [ ] All right. Let's [ ] land
54:36
54:36 this plane, buddy. My internet is not
54:38
54:38 helping this week. So, let's go ahead
54:40
54:40 and do some fun finds, some lucky
54:42
54:42 numbers, and uh some fortunes. and then
54:44
54:44 get Joshua's monologue and call it a
54:46
54:46 day.
54:46
54:46 >> Okay. All right. Okay. Uh again, first-
54:49
54:49 time listener, first- time watcher.
54:50
54:50 Yeah, I am. I just got here. Hi, my
54:51
54:51 name's Joshua. That's Sean over there.
54:53
54:53 Um at the end of this at the end of
54:56
54:56 these episodes, we uh we usually show
54:59
54:59 off fun, use some silly fortune, some
55:01
55:01 cookies, whatever the hell. Um today,
55:03
55:03 I'm going to show off this fun little
55:06
55:06 find. And uh I'm pretty sure I haven't
55:09
55:09 shown this before, but I think this is
55:12
55:12 this is one of a kind, maybe. I don't I
55:13
55:13 don't know. Right here. This is
55:17
55:17 >> Deadpool.
55:19
55:19 >> Oh, Joshua, I'm so jealous of you right
55:21
55:21 now.
55:22
55:22 >> I really wanted that one. I really
55:24
55:24 wanted I still haven't gotten it. It's
55:25
55:25 at the Funko store over there, but it's
55:27
55:27 beautiful. This is the [ __ ] Deadpool
55:29
55:29 as a pirate. He's awesome.
55:31
55:31 >> It's so cool.
55:32
55:32 >> I love him.
55:32
55:32 >> Super cool. Yeah, that's my fun find for
55:34
55:34 today. And it's going to I got like a
55:36
55:36 whole stack of Deadpool in this uh
55:39
55:39 studio here and just I just love my
55:41
55:41 Deadpool so I had to show it off today.
55:42
55:42 That's my fun find. Johns, what do you
55:44
55:44 got over there?
55:45
55:45 >> Hell yeah, dude. I'm so jealous. Uh but
55:47
55:47 you know, great minds kind of think
55:49
55:49 alike here. Uh buddy, I got two fun
55:51
55:51 finds for you here. Uh I guess you could
55:54
55:54 call them pirate themed. Uh but the
55:55
55:55 first one I'm going to show off with you
55:57
55:57 uh on this beautiful St. Patty's Day
55:59
55:59 week episode is this bad boy right here.
56:02
56:02 Uh, this is Spongebob as the flying
56:05
56:05 Dutchman. It glows in the dark. He's
56:08
56:08 pretty [ __ ] chill. Look at him right
56:10
56:10 there. Boom, boom, boom. But Joshua,
56:13
56:13 wait, there's more. If you shake them on
56:14
56:14 up, if you just shake Let me shake him
56:16
56:16 under the table here. Let me shake him
56:18
56:18 over here.
56:19
56:19 >> If you shake them up and then you you
56:20
56:20 bring them out again. I also have this
56:22
56:22 one, buddy. This is the Flying Dutchman
56:25
56:25 himself. So, this is one of them Funko
56:28
56:28 exclusives and he also glows in the
56:30
56:30 dark. So, yeah. both pirate theme this
56:32
56:32 week, which is kind of funny. Hey, go
56:34
56:34 us, you know.
56:35
56:35 >> Yeah.
56:35
56:35 >> Boom, boom, boom. So, there you go.
56:37
56:37 Those are my fun finds for the week. Uh
56:39
56:39 Joshua, do you want to do a fortune?
56:41
56:41 >> Yeah. Let's get Let's get to it. Um
56:44
56:44 again, Sean, I'm going to make you pick.
56:46
56:46 We got to go dirty.
56:47
56:47 >> I'm ready.
56:47
56:47 >> Or we got to go boozy.
56:50
56:50 >> Yeah. And if you're just listening, it's
56:51
56:51 your first time, you don't know what
56:52
56:52 that is. Hey, these are just some silly
56:54
56:54 cookies that have themes to them. One's
56:55
56:55 dirty, one's boozy. Come check us out.
56:58
56:58 >> Silly fortune cookies. Joshua, you got
56:60
56:60 to get it right. You know, silly silly
57:02
57:02 fortune cookies.
57:03
57:03 >> Okay, silly fortune cookies.
57:04
57:04 >> And we're going to go boozy. Uh because
57:06
57:06 it is St. Patty's Day week or St.
57:08
57:08 Patty's.
57:09
57:09 >> Okay, let's Oh, dude. I totally for you
57:11
57:11 know this company right here, Misfortune
57:13
57:13 Cookie. They actually have uh green St.
57:15
57:15 Patty's Day ones, I believe.
57:17
57:17 >> Oh, next year.
57:19
57:19 >> Yeah, I know. I'd buy a whole box of
57:22
57:22 those cookies for just one episode.
57:23
57:23 >> What a year.
57:24
57:24 >> Yeah, that one a year, buddy. Dude, I
57:28
57:28 hope we're still around for like how
57:29
57:29 many 12 years? Cuz that's how many
57:31
57:31 cookies are in this [ __ ]
57:34
57:34 >> We will be. We will be for sure.
57:35
57:35 >> Yeah. 12 years from now
57:38
57:38 back in 2026, we had we bought this and
57:42
57:42 Yeah.
57:42
57:42 >> I remember on episode 125, we came up
57:45
57:45 with this stupid idea and here we are 12
57:48
57:48 years later with the final cookie.
57:50
57:50 >> So dumb. All right. Hopefully this one
57:52
57:52 has an actual fortune in it cuz the last
57:54
57:54 one didn't. M
57:56
57:56 >> are those tiny? Remember that was that
57:58
57:58 two episodes ago? We didn't have an
57:59
57:59 actual fortune in the cookie.
58:01
58:01 >> Yeah. I don't think there was a fortune
58:02
58:02 for
58:03
58:03 >> I wonder if I could email them, you
58:05
58:05 know, and and like, hey, and have them
58:07
58:07 send me one cookie, you know? I feel
58:10
58:10 like I got robbed.
58:12
58:12 >> Yeah, it was actually last week, but I
58:14
58:14 just looked it up. I'm sorry for a
58:15
58:15 little out live. Uh the fortune is uh
58:17
58:17 none this episode.
58:19
58:19 >> That's what it that's what we got.
58:21
58:21 >> Hey, while we looked Sean, we got a
58:23
58:23 fortune. Let me read it to you. Hey.
58:25
58:25 >> All right, everybody. For uh your
58:28
58:28 misfortune for episode what, 125, March
58:31
58:31 17th.
58:32
58:32 >> Here you go.
58:33
58:33 >> Tonight's tequila shot will bring up
58:36
58:36 some stuff from your past. Mainly the
58:39
58:39 nachos.
58:44
58:44 Kind of reminds me when we went to Vegas
58:46
58:46 and had our scorpion shot. Sorry for the
58:48
58:48 little live check of that short that we
58:50
58:50 did there.
58:51
58:51 Yeah, it'll bring up some stuff.
58:54
58:54 There you go everybody. Yeah, silly
58:55
58:55 little fortune. What do you got? We got
58:57
58:57 numbers.
58:57
58:57 >> Hey, uh yeah, I got some lucky numbers
58:59
58:59 for the people. Uh feel free to use
59:01
59:01 these seven lucky numbers for whatever
59:03
59:03 nefarious reasons you would like. They
59:04
59:04 are as followed. 3 57 17 27 38 and 67.
59:10
59:10 Once again, your seven lucky numbers are
59:12
59:12 3, 5, 7, 17, 27, 38, and 67. everybody.
59:18
59:18 Um, now before I let you go on to your
59:21
59:21 closing monologue, I just want to say
59:22
59:22 that today I watched the movie Zootopia
59:25
59:25 2. Joshua, I don't know if you're
59:26
59:26 familiar with the Zootopia franchise.
59:29
59:29 >> Yeah, I am.
59:29
59:29 >> I am proud to say
59:31
59:31 that I may have fallen in love with the
59:34
59:34 furry.
59:36
59:36 Josh, I think I think I love Zootopia
59:39
59:39 more uh Zootopia 2, excuse me, more than
59:42
59:42 I did Zootopia 1. And it may be a
59:45
59:45 controversial statement. That's rare.
59:46
59:46 But I think this sequel was better than
59:49
59:49 the first one. So
59:52
59:52 >> take that for what you will everybody.
59:54
59:54 Highly recommend watching it if you
59:55
59:55 haven't seen it yet. It is great. That's
59:58
59:58 it. That's all I want to say. Now with
59:60
59:60 that being said,
60:02
60:02 the only other thing that's great,
60:03
60:03 Joshua, is you. And in this 35 seconds
60:07
60:07 to 45 seconds of what could be the first
60:10
60:10 or last moment in time that someone
60:13
60:13 listens to you for the week, for the end
60:16
60:16 of the week, to start their week, to end
60:17
60:17 their week, however it is. Joshua,
60:21
60:21 what are you going to tell them? What
60:23
60:23 are you going to tell the people? What
60:24
60:24 are you going to tell me on this St.
60:26
60:26 Patty's week to motivate me or to end my
60:30
60:30 week? Buddy, this is going out for the
60:33
60:33 first time. This is the first Monday
60:36
60:36 monologue for Joshua.
60:40
60:40 Take it away, buddy.
60:41
60:41 >> Sarah and Sean, you should never hype me
60:43
60:43 up this much because I will be so
60:45
60:45 antilimactic. Nothing's going to happen.
60:48
60:48 Sean and everybody listening and
60:50
60:50 everybody watching, I don't have a lot
60:51
60:51 to say this week other than this. With
60:54
60:54 this being St. Patties week. I just hope
60:56
60:56 everybody drive safe, be careful. Um, do
61:00
61:00 your best not to get a DUI because I
61:03
61:03 heard those are really bad looking on
61:05
61:05 your records. Um, so what else can I
61:08
61:08 say? Be safe. Uh, have a happy St.
61:11
61:11 Patty's Day. And, uh, thank you for
61:13
61:13 listening. Thank you for watching. We
61:14
61:14 will see you next week on episode 125
61:17
61:17 where I will have a better monologue, I
61:19
61:19 think, possibly.
61:21
61:21 Stay tuned.
61:23
61:23 I I would hope so because it would be
61:24
61:24 episode 126 next week, buddy.
61:26
61:26 >> 126. There you go. Yeah.
61:28
61:28 >> Yeah.
61:30
61:30 All right. Well, I I don't know what to
61:32
61:32 expect.
61:32
61:32 >> I don't think that's going up. That's
61:34
61:34 not That's I cannot make
61:36
61:36 >> the first Joshua. Just say just say the
61:38
61:38 words uh episode 126 real quick.
61:42
61:42 >> Episode 126. Sean,
61:44
61:44 >> there you go. There there you go. Hey,
61:46
61:46 he did it. He did it everybody. That was
61:48
61:48 his first monologue. Congratulations,
61:49
61:49 buddy. Can't wait for many more on
61:51
61:51 Mondays. Uh Joshua, let me end this
61:54
61:54 episode by also saying thank you for
61:56
61:56 listening. Thank you for watching. Sorry
61:57
61:57 for putting up with the laggy camera
61:59
61:59 this week. I apologize. We'll get it
62:00
62:00 fixed next week. Don't worry about it.
62:02
62:02 Uh and Joshua, one final thing for you
62:05
62:05 is
62:07
62:07 >> what is a leprechaun's favorite time of
62:10
62:10 day?
62:12
62:12 >> Wouldn't know.
62:15
62:15 >> You ready for this one, buddy?
62:17
62:17 >> Yes, I'm ready. Here you go.
62:20
62:20 Golden Hour.
62:23
62:23 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
62:25
62:25 next week for episode 126, not 125. Uh,
62:30
62:30 stay safe out there. Enjoy yourself.
62:32
62:32 Deuces.
62:59
62:59 did for kids cuz I am stupid.
63:04
63:04 I'm stupid.
63:07
63:07 Yes, I am. Joshua. Yes, I am. The doctor
63:09
63:09 told me I am. So,
63:11
63:11 >> like what's a real gauge of someone
63:12
63:12 being stupid? Is it like the lack of
63:15
63:15 common sense?
63:17
63:17 Like how do how do you gauge stupid?
63:20
63:20 >> Yeah, definitely lack of common sense.
63:23
63:23 >> Like that is that's the ultimate gauge
63:25
63:25 is
63:26
63:26 >> common sense.
63:27
63:27 >> I would say so. Yeah. I say if you lack
63:29
63:29 common sense then you lack intelligence.
63:33
63:33 >> Are those tied together? Really?
63:35
63:35 >> Yeah. Yeah.
63:38
63:38 [ __ ] you see people every day on a
63:39
63:39 daily basis. You see how it is. But
63:41
63:41 there's like I think I I feel like
63:42
63:42 there's like genuinely smart people that
63:44
63:44 just don't also have common sense and
63:47
63:47 yeah
63:47
63:47 >> like they're hold they're like held on a
63:49
63:49 pedestal but they're still [ __ ]
63:50
63:50 stupid and like daily routines like they
63:52
63:52 chew with their mouth open. They're just
63:53
63:53 gross and disgusting and like
63:55
63:55 >> Well, is that common sense or is that
63:56
63:56 bad habits?
63:58
63:58 >> No, that's true. Oh, are bad habits and
64:00
64:00 common sense like tied into together?
64:04
64:04 >> Oh [ __ ] Someone write that down. Topic
64:06
64:06 for next week.
64:07
64:07 >> Yeah. Well, good thing we're already
64:08
64:08 recording so
64:10
64:10 >> Oh.
64:11
64:11 Whoops.
64:12
64:12 >> Maybe that'll that'll be played back
64:14
64:14 somewhere.
64:16
64:16 I mean, somebody [ __ ]
64:19
64:19 >> All right, let's [ __ ] get it. Here we
64:21
64:21 go.
64:23
64:23 Three, two, one.
