Sorry For The Delay | EP.129 | Moonfall, Margaritas & Disney
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Cutwater Tiki Rum Mai Tai
Joshua: Passion fruit all day margarita (1800 premix, frozen pineapple, dried passion fruit)
-RECIPES-
Passion Fruit All Day Margarita:
• 1800 premixed margarita
• frozen pineapple chunks
• dried passion fruit
Pour the premix over ice.
Add frozen pineapple & extra dried passion fruit.
Stir or blend, then garnish with dried passion fruit.
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Sparks in the Dark”
-CHAT WITH US-
• Disney’s Big Announcement
• A Spark
• Moonfall
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 EP.129 Intro, X-Files Brain & All-Day Margaritas
0:03:06 What’s In Our Cup - Passion Fruit Margarita & Cutwater Mai Tai
0:06:16 Artemis Landing, Moon Feelings & Fix-Earth-First Debate
0:11:24 Disney’s Big Announcement - Rides, Cruises & Sequel Fatigue
0:21:44 A Spark - Burned Toilet Paper, Benefits & Corporate Greed
0:33:03 Moon Talk Returns - Escape Plans, Meteor Strikes & Repopulation
0:36:02 AI Song Of The Week "Sparks in the Dark"
0:42:23 Moonfall - Choose Your Own Adventure & The Red Button
0:50:50 Fun Finds - Superman, Blanc Snail & Blind Box Funko
0:59:16 Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Shower Self-Discovery
1:00:44 Monday Monologue, Shared Knowledge & The Final Moon Joke
-SOUND BITES-
• “I was watching uh X Files.” - Joshua, arriving to the episode already halfway inside an alien plot.
• “I sat around and I drank all day margarita, Sean.” - Joshua, explaining the sick-and-tired day plan.
• “I really hope this isn't just like some publicity stunt.” - Sean, talking about the Artemis mission.
• “I don't want to know about America, okay? I gave up history in school, okay?” - Sean, rejecting Soarin Across America on principle.
• “The movie should just end with them in the garbage patch in the Pacific Ocean.” - Sean, pitching the only Toy Story 5 ending he respects.
• “What would be something else that a company could do for its employees that would make employees want to work for that company?” - Joshua, kicking off the warehouse-fire labor spiral.
• “I think the United States was made is by sucking the life and pennies out of its people.” - Sean, giving the whole system his review.
• “I think you and I should become the first heterosexuals to go to the moon with one objective, repopulation.” - Sean, immediately making lunar survival weird.
• “The moon is beautiful in the same way a tiger is beautiful.” - Sean, reading the Moonfall intro like a man who fully committed to the bit.
• “This is a beautiful little snail.” - Sean, unveiling his first Funko blind-box pull.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Your journey of self-discovery will include a hot bath, candles and a 14 jet shower massage.
Lucky Numbers: 7, 11, 17, 24, 30, 31, 44
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Funko Blonks blind-box snail, the first of many for the shelf.
Joshua: Limited edition Superman from the 2025 fall collection.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 129 of Sorry for the
00:04
00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua goes from X-Files paranoia to all
00:09
00:09 day passion fruit margaritas. Sean
00:11
00:11 drags him through Disney announcements,
00:13
00:13 corporate greed, and a moon mission
00:14
00:14 where Joshua instantly leaves his crew
00:17
00:17 behind. The red button really brought
00:19
00:19 out his leadership style. Then, it's
00:21
00:21 Sparks in the Dark, shower massage,
00:23
00:23 self-discovery, and one more reminder
00:25
00:25 that these two should never be trusted
00:27
00:27 near space travel. Enjoy the show. Hello
00:30
00:30 and welcome to another episode of Sorry
00:32
00:32 for the Delay. We are your hosts. My
00:35
00:35 name is Sean and this is Joshua. And
00:37
00:37 Joshua, this is episode
00:40
00:40 129. An odd number. You knew it was
00:42
00:42 coming. Uh but buddy, how are you doing
00:45
00:45 this fine odd week?
00:48
00:48 >> I was waiting for you to say this is
00:49
00:49 going to be an odd number episode. It's
00:51
00:51 like it's either odd. It's either even
00:53
00:53 or it's odd. I mean, one or the other.
00:56
00:56 Um, but dude, actually going into this
00:59
00:59 episode right now, I was watching I was
01:02
01:02 watching uh X Files.
01:05
01:05 >> XF Files? Really?
01:06
01:06 >> Sorry, I had to pause for a second there
01:08
01:08 because like I don't know if people
01:09
01:09 still watch XFiles. Um,
01:11
01:11 >> I'm sure they do, but not religiously
01:13
01:13 anymore. I think that was more like a
01:14
01:14 '9s thing.
01:16
01:16 >> Yeah. So, I I'm I'm going over this like
01:18
01:18 emotional thing where it's like I was
01:21
01:21 kind of freaked out walking up here
01:22
01:22 because they're talking about aliens and
01:24
01:24 spiritual [ __ ] I'm just like, "Okay,
01:25
01:25 now I'm sitting up here in the dark in
01:26
01:26 the studio, you know, now that lights
01:28
01:28 are on." So, like, emotionally, I I feel
01:30
01:30 a little weird right now, but
01:32
01:32 physically, uh, uh, I think I'm okay.
01:34
01:34 So,
01:36
01:36 >> wait, what was the episode about that
01:37
01:37 you were watching?
01:39
01:39 >> Uh, I I think in this one, Skully got
01:41
01:41 abducted. So, she was sitting in the
01:42
01:42 trunk.
01:43
01:43 >> Someone's pointing out a gun at her, and
01:45
01:45 it's like this whole thing. She's going
01:46
01:46 up to this like haunted mountain, and
01:48
01:48 Moulders's on the hunt for her, and he's
01:50
01:50 riding up this cable system that's about
01:52
01:52 to break. Yeah. It's complete nonsense,
01:54
01:54 but like yeah, it's what I was watching
01:56
01:56 before I I came on, you know, I got on
01:58
01:58 right now. So, it's just like kind of
01:60
01:60 like, okay, go from that to now talking
02:02
02:02 to Sean and and to everybody else on the
02:04
02:04 podcast.
02:06
02:06 >> Wait, are you alone right now in the
02:07
02:07 house? Is that is that does that make it
02:08
02:08 even creepier?
02:10
02:10 >> No, I'm not. There's there's my
02:12
02:12 girlfriend's downstairs. I got there's
02:13
02:13 two dogs downstairs. So, it's not like
02:15
02:15 I'm totally like in a weird space right
02:17
02:17 now, but I just I have to shift gears
02:19
02:19 sometimes.
02:20
02:20 >> And uh it's a really weird gear to shift
02:23
02:23 when I go from watching that to like now
02:25
02:25 I'm like looking at your pretty face and
02:27
02:27 talking to everybody
02:29
02:29 >> uh who's listening and watching. Hello.
02:31
02:31 Yeah. Again, so there you go. That's my
02:33
02:33 emotional state of mind right now. Uh
02:36
02:36 thanks for asking, Sean. What is your
02:37
02:37 emotional state mind right now? Like how
02:40
02:40 are you feeling right now?
02:41
02:41 >> Oh man, I'm good. I'm just I'm a little
02:43
02:43 bit tired, exhausted from the the week.
02:46
02:46 So, you know, I'm here with everybody
02:48
02:48 with Joshua trying to get through this
02:50
02:50 episode. Uh you know, we're filming kind
02:52
02:52 of late in the week, so the turnaround
02:54
02:54 on this one's going to be kind of quick.
02:55
02:55 So, you know, the sooner the better,
02:57
02:57 really. Uh but with that being said,
02:59
02:59 buddy, not sooner, but better. Uh what
03:03
03:03 is in your cup, my dude? What are you
03:04
03:04 drinking this evening?
03:06
03:06 >> All right. Thank you for asking. You
03:07
03:07 know what I'm going to do? I'm going to
03:08
03:08 call this an all day margarita. all day
03:12
03:12 margarita.
03:13
03:13 >> An all day margarita. And uh it'll make
03:16
03:16 sense when I get to how I'm going to
03:17
03:17 explain this because today I took a sick
03:20
03:20 and tired day and I was sick and tired
03:22
03:22 of doing what I was supposed to do. So
03:24
03:24 what did I do? I sat around and I drank
03:26
03:26 all day margarita, Sean. And so this is
03:29
03:29 what is in my cup. I'm calling an all
03:31
03:31 day margarita because I other than being
03:34
03:34 scared all day, I just been sipping on
03:35
03:35 margaritas. I think this is like my
03:37
03:37 fourth one. So, if if I'm if I start to
03:40
03:40 slur or I pause with these like glazed
03:42
03:42 over eyes into the camera very awkwardly
03:46
03:46 watching, there's no there's I've been
03:48
03:48 I've been I've been sipping today and uh
03:52
03:52 >> Also, your margarita looks fancy as
03:54
03:54 [ __ ] Did you garnish it with something?
03:55
03:55 What is that on top?
03:56
03:56 >> I did. Is it's actually a passion fruit
03:59
03:59 margarita. And this is their slivers of
04:01
04:01 dried passion fruit.
04:02
04:02 >> What the [ __ ]
04:03
04:03 >> That's on top right here. Yeah, dude.
04:04
04:04 So, I went a lot.
04:07
04:07 >> Yeah, I did.
04:08
04:08 >> Wait, did you make it or did you Is it
04:10
04:10 from a can or what?
04:11
04:11 >> Okay. So, I I I didn't go out and like
04:13
04:13 squeeze a bunch of passion fruits cuz
04:16
04:16 it's just not how how I do things, how I
04:18
04:18 operate.
04:19
04:19 >> Squeezing them.
04:21
04:21 >> Like, there's passion in the squeezing.
04:24
04:24 I mean, sure, but I wasn't going to sit
04:25
04:25 there and do all that. So, yeah, I I
04:27
04:27 went the cheap route. I bought a big
04:28
04:28 bottle. It's like the 1800 I forget who
04:31
04:31 actually makes it 1800 premix. But what
04:34
04:34 I did, I did splash it. I put um put
04:36
04:36 some uh frozen pineapple slivers in
04:39
04:39 there. I did put uh a couple more of the
04:42
04:42 passion fruits in there to blend up
04:43
04:43 inside it. So, it's the mix with frozen
04:47
04:47 pineapple chunks and some more passion
04:49
04:49 fruit. Dried passion fruit. And uh since
04:52
04:52 I've been drinking these all day, I can
04:53
04:53 already tell you they taste really
04:54
04:54 [ __ ] good. And uh that is what's in
04:57
04:57 my cup, buddy.
04:58
04:58 >> All right. Did you splash a little extra
04:60
05:00 tequila on top like as you make them?
05:03
05:03 you know.
05:04
05:04 >> No, it it doesn't really
05:05
05:05 >> it it does not need it. It it honestly
05:08
05:08 like I don't need any more tequila.
05:10
05:10 >> Maybe the ones earlier in the day did
05:12
05:12 need more.
05:13
05:13 >> Soon as you woke up a little extra
05:15
05:15 splash in there
05:17
05:17 >> between the X Files and Margarita. You
05:19
05:19 couldn't watch two dynamically different
05:21
05:21 things. You know, usually you be
05:22
05:22 watching like 51st Dates or some like
05:24
05:24 happy on the beach movie while sipping
05:26
05:26 margarita. I'm watching Scary [ __ ] with
05:29
05:29 my girlfriend
05:30
05:30 >> now. Again, I'm on here with you. But
05:32
05:32 cheers, buddy. What you what do you got
05:33
05:33 going on, man?
05:34
05:34 >> Hey, cheers. Uh, you know, I'm kind of
05:36
05:36 taking the same beachfront vibe with you
05:38
05:38 right now. Uh, I got a cut water. I've
05:40
05:40 been saving this one for the episode.
05:42
05:42 Uh, Tiki Rum, my Tai. It's one of my
05:44
05:44 favorite cutwaters. I've had this one a
05:45
05:45 lot of times on this [ __ ] podcast.
05:47
05:47 Um, so when I'm not drinking cers, I'm
05:50
05:50 drinking these. So, I'm just going to go
05:51
05:51 and pour it in my cup over here to off
05:54
05:54 camera. And, uh, buddy, shall we, uh,
05:56
05:56 jump right into the episode or do you
05:58
05:58 want to talk about some stuff before we
05:59
05:59 hit the chat with this section?
06:01
06:01 kind of I mean
06:02
06:02 >> I mean we got a whole bunch to do buddy.
06:04
06:04 We got a whole bunch to do today.
06:06
06:06 >> I know that I that's I kind of feel the
06:07
06:07 same way. I I Are we eventually going to
06:10
06:10 get to talking about Moonshit?
06:12
06:12 >> Are we going to get there? We are going
06:14
06:14 to get there.
06:15
06:15 >> Yeah, we are.
06:16
06:16 >> Okay. So, should I not bring up the fact
06:18
06:18 that today I actually watched I mean
06:20
06:20 this is coming out after the fact, but
06:22
06:22 um I'm happy to report that Artemis did
06:25
06:25 land safely
06:27
06:27 >> and everybody is still alive and I
06:28
06:28 watched it live and and like when I when
06:30
06:30 I watched the launch when I saw them
06:32
06:32 come down
06:34
06:34 >> and they were all alive and everything
06:35
06:35 and like everything was just good. It
06:37
06:37 literally brought tears to my eyes
06:38
06:38 because I'm I'm a person who loves
06:40
06:40 space. I love science. I love explor
06:43
06:43 exploration and uh to watch that to
06:45
06:45 finally get to see this happen in in my
06:49
06:49 era if you want to call it that like
06:50
06:50 [ __ ] this is my era our era
06:53
06:53 >> um
06:53
06:53 >> our timeline
06:54
06:54 >> our timeline whatever whatever whatever
06:57
06:57 we're in here it was it was pretty
06:59
06:59 magical and and I really hope this isn't
07:01
07:01 just like some publicity stunt like the
07:03
07:03 you know Amazon [ __ ] you know and
07:05
07:05 Bezos went up there and jerked everybody
07:07
07:07 off and then uh yeah I heard that's what
07:11
07:11 He did. Um, but you know that publicity
07:14
07:14 and then they never went back. So, I
07:16
07:16 really do hope that
07:18
07:18 that uh this isn't the end that we
07:21
07:21 continue to explore because I know we
07:23
07:23 got to get off this rock and because
07:25
07:25 this rock isn't going to be here
07:26
07:26 forever. So, I think we need to as a
07:29
07:29 species get off this island and and
07:31
07:31 travel a little bit. So, I'm super happy
07:33
07:33 it was emotional for me. I love that.
07:36
07:36 >> Man, I'm happy that it was emotional.
07:38
07:38 I'm happy that it touched you. Um
07:40
07:40 because it didn't touch me the way it
07:41
07:41 touched you. Uh I thought it was cool.
07:44
07:44 Uh again, it's amazing, right? Space,
07:48
07:48 the final frontier, as they say. Uh but
07:51
07:51 I would like to harp back to a
07:53
07:53 conversation that we had previous weeks
07:55
07:55 ago. Uh let's fix here first before we
07:59
07:59 figure out the rest of the [ __ ]
08:01
08:01 situation, right? So with, you know,
08:03
08:03 with all this fun, I'm glad they made it
08:05
08:05 back safely. That was the biggest
08:06
08:06 concern for everybody is getting them up
08:08
08:08 there and getting them back. And so that
08:10
08:10 was really nice that it all worked out
08:12
08:12 positively.
08:13
08:13 But let's just [ __ ] focus on here now
08:16
08:16 and try to fix the [ __ ] going on with
08:18
08:18 the world, right?
08:20
08:20 >> Um, gotcha.
08:22
08:22 >> I was going to ask you something though.
08:24
08:24 Uh,
08:24
08:24 >> yeah, go for it. Yeah.
08:25
08:25 >> What if this was just a giant publicity
08:28
08:28 stunt, buddy? What if this was just a
08:30
08:30 giant Samsung commercial uh for their
08:34
08:34 new uh Samsung phone that can go 400
08:38
08:38 time zoom? You know, what if what if
08:40
08:40 this was just a commercial for that?
08:41
08:41 Would that make would that make you feel
08:44
08:44 upset in a way that you would want to
08:46
08:46 like revolt or would that just make you
08:48
08:48 disappointed in a way that you just want
08:49
08:49 to kind of curl up in a ball and just
08:51
08:51 end it all? No, I I kind of, you know,
08:54
08:54 honestly, I I would be really bummed
08:58
08:58 because I think progression in science
08:59
08:59 just needs to happen. It has to happen.
09:01
09:01 So, if this just turned out that if they
09:03
09:03 if they put a big ass banner in space
09:05
09:05 and like in the next full moon, you see
09:07
09:07 a big old like
09:10
09:10 >> Yeah. some big old McDonald McDonald's
09:12
09:12 or some [ __ ] just on the moon. It's
09:13
09:13 like, damn it, dude. They did it again.
09:16
09:16 >> The big corporations bought it all up
09:18
09:18 and they and they screwed us again. But
09:21
09:21 I I
09:22
09:22 Yeah, I want to think that that what we
09:25
09:25 did there was, you know, to test out
09:27
09:27 systems and to do things to for when we
09:29
09:29 go back so people don't die because
09:31
09:31 obviously what four people went and I
09:33
09:33 don't think I think at some point you
09:34
09:34 got to send more than four people at a
09:35
09:35 time to get up there um to make [ __ ]
09:38
09:38 happen other than robots and and all the
09:40
09:40 other stuff you got to send there. But
09:42
09:42 um
09:42
09:42 >> and [ __ ] Yeah, I get you.
09:44
09:44 >> Yeah, I mean there's a timeline to put
09:46
09:46 build a base on there, you know, or some
09:48
09:48 kind of structure that we can just, you
09:50
09:50 know, do research and things like that.
09:51
09:51 Um, but what a hell, you know, titang,
09:54
09:54 what a hell of a view that would be if
09:55
09:55 you were on the moon and a big ass
09:57
09:57 meteor hit the earth or some, you know
09:59
09:59 what?
09:60
09:60 >> Oh [ __ ] Watching it.
10:01
10:01 >> What a chill that would be.
10:02
10:02 >> Yeah. Just like if you just saw
10:04
10:04 basically like something hit the earth
10:06
10:06 and just all of a sudden like, okay,
10:08
10:08 there goes grandma. You know, like it's
10:09
10:09 over. Like
10:12
10:12 no longer grandma got ran over by a
10:14
10:14 reindeer. More like grandma got struck
10:16
10:16 by a meteor.
10:18
10:18 Sense. Solid.
10:19
10:19 >> Yeah, man. And I just I you know and how
10:21
10:21 long could you be there before you could
10:22
10:22 come back? I mean there's all these
10:23
10:23 things but
10:25
10:25 >> I really hope it's not all
10:27
10:27 >> you would never be able to come back if
10:28
10:28 you were if we were both on the moon and
10:31
10:31 we witnessed a meteor strike the earth
10:34
10:34 taking out glassing the planet, right?
10:36
10:36 Like we talked about last week. Uh we
10:39
10:39 would be stuck on the moon, but we would
10:40
10:40 have to learn how to repopulate just you
10:43
10:43 and I, you know, because there ain't no
10:44
10:44 going back to Earth, you know? Uh we're
10:48
10:48 done. We cooked.
10:50
10:50 >> Yeah, you're right. That would be that'd
10:51
10:51 be a bummer. But I mean, you know, I I
10:53
10:53 really hope this continues. The science
10:56
10:56 continues on this because I think we got
10:58
10:58 to go. I think we got to bow. There's
11:00
11:00 there's not there's just not enough
11:02
11:02 here. We got to go somewhere else.
11:04
11:04 >> Yeah, agreed. Now, with that being said,
11:06
11:06 let's move on. Let's let's hit the chat
11:08
11:08 with the section. We'll get back to the
11:09
11:09 moon talk uh in the last half of the
11:11
11:11 episode. So, if you just want to skip
11:12
11:12 over to like I don't know 37 minutes
11:15
11:15 whenever we get to the next half after
11:16
11:16 the AI song, uh we'll talk about the
11:18
11:18 moon some more because uh these are the
11:19
11:19 topics uh this week. Topic number one is
11:24
11:24 Disney's big announcement this I I did
11:27
11:27 this for you. I did Sean I did this
11:30
11:30 research for you buddy. This is nothing
11:33
11:33 to do with me. Everybody knows how I
11:35
11:35 feel about Disney. If you don't know
11:37
11:37 now, you may know at the end of this. Um
11:39
11:39 but uh yeah
11:40
11:40 >> uh the next topic is a spark. That is
11:43
11:43 what the topic is called a spark. Okay.
11:45
11:45 >> And the final topic for the week is
11:47
11:47 called uh moonfall. So we'll talk about
11:50
11:50 moons again later on. Uh but Joshua,
11:54
11:54 Disney's big announcement. I'm worried.
11:57
11:57 For those of you this is your first time
11:58
11:58 watching or listening, hello. We are
12:00
12:00 Sean and Joshua, your new best friends.
12:03
12:03 Uh I am a huge Disney fan. Uh Joshua is
12:07
12:07 borderline
12:09
12:09 uh not even close to a big Disney fan. I
12:11
12:11 mean, he he has an understanding, I
12:13
12:13 guess we could say, uh of what it is.
12:15
12:15 But Joshua, what what are you talking
12:17
12:17 about here? Okay, so Kashan, like you
12:20
12:20 just mentioned, is a big Disney fanatic
12:22
12:22 and it came ac I don't even know how
12:25
12:25 this end up in my algorithm, but Disney
12:26
12:26 has made some big announcements and I
12:28
12:28 just want to know if these big
12:29
12:29 announcements mean anything to somebody
12:32
12:32 who who who bleeds Disney, who sleeps
12:36
12:36 with Disney, who's just all about
12:38
12:38 >> sleeps with Disney.
12:40
12:40 >> I Yeah, maybe you have some pajamas or
12:42
12:42 something. I don't know. I'm taking a
12:43
12:43 guess on
12:43
12:43 >> a race car bed, everybody. a Lightning
12:45
12:45 McQueen race car bed still.
12:48
12:48 >> So, I I just want to know if if these
12:50
12:50 big announcements are going to mean
12:52
12:52 anything to you, if it's going to change
12:53
12:53 your way, like if it's going to get you
12:55
12:55 to go to Disneyland because apparently
12:58
12:58 um um attendance is down and maybe that
13:01
13:01 some of this stuff will bring you back
13:02
13:02 and bring some other people back. So, um
13:06
13:06 first one on the list, Sean, is Big
13:09
13:09 Thunder Mountain Railroad. It's going to
13:11
13:11 reopen on May 3rd. How do you feel about
13:13
13:13 this? this, you know, the reopening of
13:16
13:16 Big Thunder Mountain, is it is that
13:18
13:18 going to bring you back?
13:20
13:20 >> Um,
13:22
13:22 I I don't know which park you're talking
13:24
13:24 about. This might be Walt Disney World
13:25
13:25 because I'm pretty sure Disneyland's Big
13:27
13:27 Thunder is still open. Uh, but it I
13:31
13:31 mean, I'm a big fan of Big Thunder
13:33
13:33 Mountain, no matter where it is. So,
13:34
13:34 yeah, I would definitely be excited for
13:36
13:36 that. It's a great ride.
13:38
13:38 >> I I would highly recommend you ride it
13:39
13:39 if you've never ridden it. It's awesome.
13:41
13:41 It's a good time. It's like a a good
13:43
13:43 first roller coaster, like if you're
13:46
13:46 just a kid, you know? It's a good It's a
13:47
13:47 good ride. Fun. Good time.
13:49
13:49 >> All right, so you're buying another
13:50
13:50 ticket because I'll buy another
13:52
13:52 >> Okay. How about number two on this list?
13:55
13:55 >> Saurin Across America, Sean.
13:58
13:58 >> Oh god, this. Okay. All right. Okay.
14:02
14:02 Okay. Okay. Let's talk about this one.
14:04
14:04 >> Hot takes. Sarin across America, Sean.
14:07
14:07 But wait, wait. I got to tell you. I got
14:08
14:08 to tell you why. because it's the new
14:11
14:11 version of the ride that's celebrating
14:14
14:14 um the 250th birthday of the United
14:16
14:16 States or something like that. Like it's
14:18
14:18 so they're revamping it.
14:20
14:20 >> Redoing it. Yeah,
14:20
14:20 >> they're redoing it to celebrate this.
14:22
14:22 >> Yes. Uh let me just go on the record
14:25
14:25 here and say
14:27
14:27 >> I do not care for this retheing. This is
14:31
14:31 not something I care about. I am in the
14:34
14:34 hardcore camp of they should have never
14:40
14:40 gotten rid of Soaring Over California.
14:42
14:42 All right. They bring Soaring Over
14:44
14:44 California back for the Food and Wine
14:47
14:47 Festival. So, it's only there for like
14:49
14:49 three, two months, if that, and then
14:51
14:51 they get rid of it. They need to keep
14:53
14:53 Soaring Over California because
14:54
14:54 everything else is just garbage. It's
14:56
14:56 garbage. I don't need to go to Paris and
14:58
14:58 see a [ __ ]
15:00
15:00 leftleaning [ __ ] Eiffel Tower, right?
15:03
15:03 I don't want to know about America,
15:05
15:05 okay? I gave up history in school, okay?
15:07
15:07 I'm done with that. I want to see the
15:10
15:10 beautiful state of California and smell
15:12
15:12 the orange groves, smell the pine trees.
15:15
15:15 That's what I want, buddy. That's the
15:17
15:17 America I want to live in. It's just
15:18
15:18 California. So, there you go.
15:20
15:20 >> You know, you know what I think
15:21
15:21 happened, Sean? You know what I think
15:22
15:22 happened? I think just gas got too
15:25
15:25 expensive in California to soar over it
15:27
15:27 anymore.
15:31
15:31 >> Yeah, more. Yeah, probably. You're like
15:32
15:32 paying $7 a gallon right now or some
15:34
15:34 [ __ ]
15:35
15:35 >> Yeah, it's probably more expensive to
15:37
15:37 fly over, too. So, you know, they had to
15:38
15:38 cut that. You had to cut that out.
15:40
15:40 Sorry, buddy.
15:40
15:40 >> Good point. Good point.
15:42
15:42 >> All right. Uh, this one actually, it's
15:45
15:45 going to take some time for this one,
15:46
15:46 but it's the um Animal Kingdom
15:48
15:48 expansion. I guess it's replacing Dino
15:52
15:52 Land.
15:53
15:53 >> Yes. So, they're expanding. This is Walt
15:55
15:55 Disney World, not Disneyland. Uh, but
15:57
15:57 they're expanding
15:59
15:59 uh to do like a um [ __ ] what is it?
16:04
16:04 What is that movie called? Uh,
16:07
16:07 it's eluding me right now.
16:12
16:12 The the Meredith movie. the [ __ ]
16:17
16:17 we don't talk about Bruno.
16:20
16:20 >> Hey, phone a friend.
16:22
16:22 >> We're phoning a friend. Sorry, offline
16:24
16:24 friend over here. Uh the old lady uh in
16:26
16:26 Kanto. They're making an Encanto themed
16:28
16:28 land as and also an Indiana Jones
16:32
16:32 portion of that is being extended out
16:34
16:34 there. That I would definitely go buy a
16:36
16:36 ticket for to go see the Indiana Jones
16:38
16:38 portion of that. So, I'd be excited for
16:41
16:41 that. But the Encanto thing,
16:43
16:43 uh it's it's okay. movie was good. Um,
16:46
16:46 we'll see how it we'll see how that
16:47
16:47 turns out. I'm not really a huge fan,
16:50
16:50 but yeah, it could be interesting. So,
16:52
16:52 we'll find out.
16:54
16:54 >> Like a 5050.
16:55
16:55 >> Yeah, 5050.
16:56
16:56 >> Maybe. Maybe. Yeah. Okay. Okay. How
16:58
16:58 about this one? How about the uh the
17:00
17:00 Buzz Lightyear? Buzz Lightyear's
17:02
17:02 reopening.
17:04
17:04 >> It's the uh Buzz Lightyear Space Ranger
17:06
17:06 spin.
17:07
17:07 >> Yeah, they did some I think they did
17:08
17:08 some improvements on that one. Uh yeah,
17:12
17:12 I like that one. It's better if you do
17:13
17:13 it with a friend or a partner, you know.
17:15
17:15 Uh,
17:17
17:17 >> usually that's kind of the
17:19
17:19 >> probably not, you know, like that's not
17:21
17:21 it's not enough to get me oiled up and
17:22
17:22 ready to go back, you know.
17:24
17:24 >> All right, I got one more. I got one
17:26
17:26 more for you as far as attraction goes.
17:28
17:28 But this one's going to step outside of
17:29
17:29 both of the the kingdoms. And you're
17:32
17:32 going to have to put your get a little
17:33
17:33 wet and step onto a boat for this one
17:35
17:35 because I guess Disney Cruise Line has
17:38
17:38 recently announced uh the name of the
17:40
17:40 ninth ship. It's a massive fleet
17:43
17:43 expansion. So, they're doing a number I
17:45
17:45 guess they got like nine ships now. Have
17:47
17:47 you ever been on a Disney cruise, Sean?
17:48
17:48 Would you go on one?
17:50
17:50 >> I've never been on a cruise in general.
17:52
17:52 Uh, I would love to go on a Disney
17:54
17:54 cruise. Okay.
17:55
17:55 >> Some of the YouTubers that I watch uh
17:57
17:57 have been on all of the cruises on the
17:60
17:60 Disney line. So, seeing them through
18:03
18:03 that is pretty cool and would I would
18:05
18:05 love to do that. Uh, but
18:09
18:09 I don't know, man. I don't I guess it
18:10
18:10 kind of depends on where they sail out
18:12
18:12 of, you know, like if that new cruise
18:13
18:13 line is somewhere in China, then I'm
18:16
18:16 probably not going to go that far to
18:18
18:18 sail on that cruise line, you know? Like
18:20
18:20 I'll wait till one comes in like San
18:21
18:21 Diego or sails out of Seattle. So, yeah.
18:26
18:26 >> All right. So, you're not you're not a
18:27
18:27 seaman?
18:28
18:28 >> No, not really. I I mean, I like seaman,
18:31
18:31 but I don't I don't really consider
18:34
18:34 myself to be seaman. So,
18:37
18:37 >> okay. Uh do you want do you want any
18:39
18:39 more? because they got a few more
18:40
18:40 announcements.
18:41
18:41 >> Few more announcements. What else did
18:42
18:42 they announce?
18:43
18:43 >> All right. Well, they also got movies
18:45
18:45 coming out, I guess.
18:46
18:46 >> Oh, sure. Movies. Yeah. Let me hear one
18:48
18:48 of these movie ones. Hot take.
18:50
18:50 >> Okay. How about in uh Okay. How about
18:52
18:52 this one? Cuz I know you love sequels,
18:55
18:55 and this is forever away, so I'm just
18:57
18:57 going to ask you now because we will get
18:58
18:58 there. Uh December 18th, 2026, Ice Age
19:02
19:02 6.
19:04
19:04 >> I am actually happy about this one. I I
19:06
19:06 am very excited that they're bringing
19:08
19:08 back the Ice Age franchise because I
19:10
19:10 feel like that franchise kind of like
19:13
19:13 really kind of uh made Disney kind of
19:17
19:17 Disney and Pixar kind of step back a
19:20
19:20 little bit and go, "Oh, we're not the
19:22
19:22 only people in this game anymore and you
19:25
19:25 know it's time to kind of like put up
19:26
19:26 our dukes kind of thing, right?" it
19:28
19:28 inspired innovation is I guess the moral
19:30
19:30 of that story and so I'm excited that
19:32
19:32 they're bringing it back to see kind of
19:33
19:33 like how they have their kind of take on
19:36
19:36 that storyline and stuff. So it's going
19:37
19:37 to be exciting at least for me because I
19:38
19:38 I was a big fan of that movie series.
19:40
19:40 >> Okay, because we're talking sequels, I
19:42
19:42 got to ask you one more. How about uh on
19:44
19:44 June 19th, Toy Story 5 is coming out.
19:49
19:49 >> So this one they just need to let it
19:52
19:52 die. They need to let Toy Story die
19:55
19:55 because this is going on forever and
19:58
19:58 there's no need for it anymore. There's
19:60
19:60 like really
19:60
20:00 >> just like this topic. It's going on
20:01
20:01 forever.
20:02
20:02 >> It's going on forever. Nobody needs this
20:04
20:04 anymore, right? Nobody needs to hear us
20:06
20:06 talk about this.
20:07
20:07 >> So, just like Toy Story 5, Joshua,
20:10
20:10 >> they need to just let it die. Just let
20:12
20:12 that [ __ ] series die. We're We're
20:15
20:15 good. We don't need to know about Toy
20:16
20:16 Story and Woody and Buzz. Like, all we
20:19
20:19 we're good. They're toys. They're going
20:20
20:20 to live on forever. They're plastic. The
20:22
20:22 movie should just end with them in the
20:24
20:24 garbage patch in the Pacific o ocean.
20:26
20:26 Like that's how that movie should end
20:28
20:28 because that's where they're going to
20:29
20:29 end up. So
20:30
20:30 >> be like the whole like Titanic story.
20:32
20:32 Like the Toy Story Titanic story.
20:34
20:34 They're just
20:34
20:34 >> Yeah. And then they end up on a garbage
20:36
20:36 patch. Yeah. And then that's where they
20:37
20:37 live their life.
20:39
20:39 >> That'd be a perfect way to end it,
20:40
20:40 right?
20:42
20:42 >> Just the last place they end up. Yeah,
20:45
20:45 buddy. Well, there you go. That was
20:46
20:46 Disney's big announcement. Um, I just
20:48
20:48 wanted to have fun with that because I
20:49
20:49 know Sean, you're a big Disney person
20:50
20:50 and if you're listening and you love
20:52
20:52 Disney, too. I don't know if any of
20:54
20:54 those are going to get you either back
20:55
20:55 into the movie theater or you're going
20:57
20:57 to go to the park, whether it's Disney
20:58
20:58 World or Disneyland. Um, I don't know if
21:01
21:01 I'm going to go this year. Sean, final
21:04
21:04 question on Disneyland. Are you going to
21:05
21:05 Disneyland this year?
21:06
21:06 >> Uh, not this year. Probably next year.
21:08
21:08 Uh, this year I'm doing Vegas and uh I
21:12
21:12 think that's the pretty the biggest
21:13
21:13 biggest trip that we have planned out so
21:15
21:15 far. So, we'll see. Yeah.
21:17
21:17 >> Okay. All right. Should we move on?
21:19
21:19 >> Yeah, buddy. Let's go ahead and move on.
21:20
21:20 Actually, before we move on, one one
21:23
21:23 last thing on this Disney thing real
21:25
21:25 quick. In Walt Disney World, there is
21:26
21:26 one thing I do want to try that Joshua
21:28
21:28 did not mention, but they just opened.
21:30
21:30 Uh, which is a Pirates of the Caribbean
21:32
21:32 themed bar. That is amazing. It looks
21:35
21:35 awesome. Uh, and I would like to try
21:37
21:37 that. So, that's the last thing I would
21:39
21:39 like to say on that topic. Now we can
21:41
21:41 move on to a topic called a spark
21:44
21:44 because this is going to be a real tonal
21:46
21:46 shift here, buddy. Let's shift it up a
21:48
21:48 little bit. Have you seen the incident
21:52
21:52 in your state of California uh where a
21:55
21:55 disgruntled employee decided to burn
21:57
21:57 down a warehouse full of toilet paper?
21:59
21:59 Did you see that?
22:00
22:00 >> I did. I did see clips of it, but I did
22:03
22:03 not know that took place here in
22:05
22:05 California.
22:06
22:06 >> Yeah, right in your home state. But
22:07
22:07 right in your backyard, to be honest.
22:09
22:09 Um,
22:11
22:11 I just want I just want your take on
22:13
22:13 this.
22:14
22:14 >> Just a simple simple question here.
22:18
22:18 Besides giving people
22:21
22:21 a living wage, right? Because that is
22:23
22:23 that's the that's the definite answer,
22:26
22:26 right? Besides that though, because
22:28
22:28 that's easy, that's lowhanging fruit.
22:30
22:30 What would be something else that a
22:33
22:33 company could do for its employees that
22:36
22:36 would make
22:39
22:39 employees want to work for that company?
22:42
22:42 You know what I guess the question is
22:43
22:43 what makes a good company?
22:46
22:46 >> I mean I would start with health care
22:49
22:49 for sure.
22:51
22:51 I mean, I think if anybody listening
22:53
22:53 looks at their paycheck at the end of
22:55
22:55 either every week or two weeks or when
22:57
22:57 you get paid, I I think it's incredible
22:59
22:59 to see how much insurance companies and
23:02
23:02 companies charge you for insurance and
23:05
23:05 half the time if you're healthy, you
23:06
23:06 don't even get any kind of credit at the
23:08
23:08 end of the year. You know, say you're
23:10
23:10 taking out like $300 a check or
23:11
23:11 whatever. I'm not a math guy, but I do
23:13
23:13 the math at the end of the year and they
23:14
23:14 don't even give you like, you know, a
23:17
23:17 that a boy back. You know what I mean?
23:19
23:19 they don't they don't give you some kind
23:20
23:20 of bonus for being healthy. Like where's
23:22
23:22 the healthy living
23:23
23:23 >> that we're all supposed to live by and
23:25
23:25 then we don't get anything back from
23:27
23:27 that. So
23:28
23:28 >> I would probably start with health
23:30
23:30 insurance and then in any other type of
23:33
23:33 perks like say you work at a grocery
23:35
23:35 store. Some places probably have this
23:36
23:36 like maybe discount on food and grocery
23:39
23:39 and maybe even buying organic food
23:41
23:41 things that are better for you at a
23:43
23:43 cheaper cost than garbage costs of of
23:46
23:46 you know bad for you. An apple should
23:48
23:48 cost be cheaper than a Snickers bar or
23:51
23:51 whatever it is. You know what I mean?
23:52
23:52 Like a big
23:53
23:53 >> the incentive program like like you
23:55
23:55 let's let's just use the grocery store
23:57
23:57 example here. Uh you work at the grocery
23:59
23:59 store and instead of the bag of hot
24:01
24:01 Cheetos, you'd pay full price for that,
24:03
24:03 but you'd only pay like two cents for an
24:07
24:07 apple, right? Because it's healthy. It's
24:08
24:08 a healthier alternative. That would be
24:10
24:10 pretty cool. I I wouldn't mind that
24:12
24:12 either.
24:12
24:12 >> Um healthcare would also be a good one.
24:15
24:15 You're right on that one. I would also
24:17
24:17 say that uh with the health care aspect
24:20
24:20 you know that include that should
24:21
24:21 include everything right that should
24:23
24:23 that should that should include your
24:25
24:25 vision and your dental all of that
24:27
24:27 combined should just be health care
24:29
24:29 right because I know some businesses
24:32
24:32 will kind of just separate all that and
24:34
24:34 not include it in everything so that
24:36
24:36 healthcare should be a universal term
24:38
24:38 right um what else what else do you
24:40
24:40 think would make it
24:41
24:41 >> I mean clearly I mean you know I don't
24:43
24:43 know if we could throw wages I mean
24:45
24:45 obviously wages should match the cost of
24:47
24:47 living,
24:48
24:48 >> you know? I mean, I I know it can't be
24:50
24:50 the rise and fall like the stock market,
24:51
24:51 like all of a sudden things get like
24:54
24:54 cheaper, so now you pay me $5 an hour,
24:56
24:56 you know what I mean? Like, you can't
24:57
24:57 just have this fluctuating, you know?
24:59
24:59 So, there's got to be a a stabilization
25:01
25:01 there. Um, but I I think wherever you
25:05
25:05 work, if it's a distributing company or
25:07
25:07 whatever it is, however much whatever
25:10
25:10 the bonuses the company gets
25:13
25:13 >> on the major side of things, like they
25:14
25:14 should incentivize, they should give you
25:16
25:16 bigger bigger bonuses um based upon on
25:20
25:20 how much money the company makes. like
25:23
25:23 regularly. Like I know where I work, we
25:25
25:25 get like bonuses twice a year, but then
25:28
25:28 you look at some of the like some of
25:29
25:29 these what these companies make and
25:31
25:31 they're like, "We made all this money
25:32
25:32 and I only get it twice a year." You but
25:34
25:34 you get it every day. You know, they
25:36
25:36 make money every single day. So, I I
25:40
25:40 think it's hard to um
25:44
25:44 it's it's hard to always attack wages
25:46
25:46 like give me more money for that. that
25:47
25:47 there's got to be other incentives there
25:49
25:49 like gas credits or you know how far do
25:51
25:51 you have to drive to work or you know it
25:54
25:54 it's it's it's basically a quality of
25:57
25:57 life with every job you work at wherever
25:59
25:59 you work it it attacks your quality of
26:01
26:01 life and however it affects your quality
26:03
26:03 of life I think that that should be what
26:05
26:05 the company who you work for gives back.
26:07
26:07 >> Okay. So the reason why I said at the
26:10
26:10 beginning of this besides wages is
26:12
26:12 because the question I have for you is
26:16
26:16 if you were to take a company like if
26:19
26:19 you were to take a job at a company that
26:20
26:20 has many other benefits like let's say
26:24
26:24 they give you free health care for
26:25
26:25 everything you have they say unlimited
26:28
26:28 paid time off but that's not really how
26:30
26:30 it works but let's just say in this
26:31
26:31 company it is how that works right the
26:33
26:33 word unlimited paid time off is exactly
26:35
26:35 how that works right and they cover your
26:37
26:37 babysitters. They do all these other
26:39
26:39 things for you, but they pay you minimum
26:43
26:43 wage. Are you still taking that job?
26:46
26:46 >> Okay. Well, so Okay. So, but minimum
26:48
26:48 wage has to match my everyday cost.
26:52
26:52 >> I'm not telling I'm not saying that. I'm
26:54
26:54 saying the United States minimum wage,
26:57
26:57 which is like $7 or some [ __ ] like that.
26:60
26:60 Whatever it is, that is what they pay
27:02
27:02 you. But your benefits are through the
27:05
27:05 roof, right? You get pretty much
27:07
27:07 anything you could ever ask for as far
27:09
27:09 as benefits go. They give you a car.
27:10
27:10 They pay for your gas. They find you
27:13
27:13 housing, right? But you're only getting
27:14
27:14 paid $7. Are you still taking that job?
27:18
27:18 >> No. Because it's hard it's hard for me
27:20
27:20 to still live a fruitful life. And I'm
27:23
27:23 not saying like live outside of my means
27:25
27:25 like because I play golf, right? Like
27:27
27:27 some of these places I play golf at,
27:29
27:29 like by no means am I saying they'll
27:31
27:31 have a lot of money, but a round of golf
27:32
27:32 can be like a hundred bucks.
27:34
27:34 >> Yeah. And so, like, am I still going to
27:36
27:36 be able to play golf again? My my life,
27:39
27:39 am I still be able I'm am I still going
27:42
27:42 to be able to live my life happy
27:47
27:47 getting that minimum wage? If the answer
27:50
27:50 was no, if all I'm doing is getting
27:52
27:52 great benefits from somewhere, but I
27:54
27:54 can't do anything, you know, I'm still
27:56
27:56 [ __ ] in a bucket at home, you know,
27:58
27:58 using the water hose to rinse my butt
28:00
28:00 because I can't buy toilet paper because
28:02
28:02 again, I'm making minimum wage. Like, I
28:05
28:05 can't go to the doctor every time I take
28:06
28:06 a poop. It's got to wipe my butt. You
28:08
28:08 know what I mean? I h I need to live off
28:10
28:10 the minimum wage still. So minimum that
28:14
28:14 minimum whatever that minimum is still
28:17
28:17 has to maximize my lifestyle or at best
28:20
28:20 like keep me healthy or happy or I could
28:25
28:25 you know
28:26
28:26 >> there's got to be more than just minimum
28:30
28:30 minimum is is barely making it man your
28:33
28:33 pants don't even fit you like the button
28:35
28:35 barely buttons like
28:37
28:37 >> okay so for you you need to be paid more
28:41
28:41 money
28:43
28:43 to function, right? To to function and
28:46
28:46 receive the same benefits, right?
28:48
28:48 >> Would you take a job that gives you no
28:51
28:51 benefits but pays you an ungodly amount
28:54
28:54 of money?
28:57
28:57 >> No.
28:58
28:58 >> Okay. All right.
29:01
29:01 So, there's no in between. There there's
29:03
29:03 no in between.
29:03
29:03 >> No, the in No, there is there is an in
29:05
29:05 between. And the in between is not being
29:07
29:07 gouged by corporate greed. That is the
29:10
29:10 in between that we have that there's an
29:13
29:13 imbalance here right now. The the way
29:14
29:14 the teeter totter is not b it's we're
29:16
29:16 not going back and forth here. We're
29:18
29:18 getting we're getting reamed and it's
29:20
29:20 just it's ridiculous. Like credit card
29:23
29:23 companies like there's certain companies
29:24
29:24 that make so much money on the back end.
29:26
29:26 Again, I don't I don't see their booking
29:28
29:28 physical, but I can guarantee you
29:29
29:29 everything they put in there is not
29:30
29:30 everything that's coming out either. You
29:32
29:32 know, people are hiding [ __ ] left and
29:34
29:34 right. You know what I mean? There's
29:35
29:35 offshore account. I mean, there's all
29:36
29:36 kinds of weird [ __ ] out there. people
29:38
29:38 hide millions and bill they hide money
29:40
29:40 everywhere. So if you if you pull back,
29:44
29:44 you know, the veil on all the money
29:46
29:46 that's going everywhere, I think that I
29:47
29:47 think most people could get a little bit
29:49
29:49 more and the trillionaires still would
29:51
29:51 be trillionaires, it would be fine. Be
29:53
29:53 totally fine.
29:54
29:54 >> The reason I asked both those questions,
29:56
29:56 buddy, is because I I wanted to see the
29:57
29:57 kind of person that you are. And I don't
29:59
29:59 think you would be happy in uh even in a
30:02
30:02 middle sense. Like I think you would
30:05
30:05 always be trying to strive for more than
30:08
30:08 market value because I think generally
30:11
30:11 people lie in the two camps. Whether
30:12
30:12 it's being paid minimum wage and getting
30:15
30:15 outrageously great benefits or it's
30:17
30:17 being no benefits and getting paid a
30:20
30:20 hell of a lot of money, right? I think
30:22
30:22 those are the two camps most people fall
30:23
30:23 under because I feel like people who
30:25
30:25 fall under the middle category where
30:27
30:27 they they try to get the best of
30:29
30:29 everything end up wanting more in some
30:32
30:32 category. So, I don't think you would
30:34
30:34 even I don't think you would even like
30:36
30:36 you would not be able to function in
30:38
30:38 that situation. Um, but
30:41
30:41 >> Well, it's true because I'm always
30:42
30:42 wanting more. Like, I always want more
30:43
30:43 healthwise. I always want more. Yeah.
30:45
30:45 Like, it's not it's not like I want a
30:47
30:47 better car. I want more of this or more
30:49
30:49 of that. Like, it's not like I'm I'm
30:50
30:50 that greedy. Like, I'm greedy more.
30:52
30:52 >> Well, I mean, you are you are greedy
30:54
30:54 little [ __ ] But this is the
30:56
30:56 this is the problem that the companies
30:57
30:57 are stuck with, right? Cuz yes, they can
31:00
31:00 pay you a living a better living wage,
31:02
31:02 right? But then you get less benefits,
31:05
31:05 right? But if you already argued that
31:06
31:06 you wouldn't take a job with less
31:09
31:09 benefits and more money, then a
31:11
31:11 company's going to get they're getting
31:12
31:12 [ __ ] right? Like a small company
31:14
31:14 would get [ __ ] You know what I mean?
31:18
31:18 >> Yeah. But it's the insurance It's But
31:19
31:19 it's the insurance company that are
31:21
31:21 charging the companies. The insurance
31:23
31:23 companies are the one that that that are
31:25
31:25 doing that. And the and the company you
31:26
31:26 work for also has to go along with those
31:28
31:28 deals. They signed contract whatever
31:30
31:30 whatever that deal is. And whoever's
31:32
31:32 making money somewhere on the back end,
31:35
31:35 >> whatever money somebody's they're making
31:36
31:36 more than that. Big companies are always
31:38
31:38 going to make more. So is there more for
31:39
31:39 the little person? Yes, there is.
31:42
31:42 >> Yeah.
31:42
31:42 >> There's always going to be more for the
31:44
31:44 There's always going to be more. Like
31:46
31:46 look at the way gas is going up. Gas no
31:48
31:48 way matches what people are getting
31:50
31:50 raises on. Like that's what I'm saying.
31:51
31:51 There's just there's just not a balance
31:54
31:54 of of how the system works right now.
31:57
31:57 And how do you balance it? I don't know
31:59
31:59 because I'm not up there. You know, if I
32:01
32:01 was, I'd probably be scared, you know,
32:02
32:02 to know that, you know, aliens probably
32:04
32:04 are real and we're all bots. You know,
32:06
32:06 this is all assimilation. But, uh, I
32:09
32:09 think in the United States there is no
32:12
32:12 way to balance it. I think
32:16
32:16 very strongly that if there was a way to
32:18
32:18 do it, I feel like a few of like I feel
32:22
32:22 like California would have tried to find
32:24
32:24 a way to do that already and I think
32:26
32:26 there's at this point
32:27
32:27 >> I think so that's why you moved cuz you
32:29
32:29 knew they couldn't move.
32:31
32:31 >> No. Exa Exactly. And I so I strongly
32:35
32:35 believe that there's no way in the
32:36
32:36 United States that you we are ever going
32:38
32:38 to get a living wage for anybody. It's
32:41
32:41 it's going to be like this until we're
32:42
32:42 [ __ ] 80 years old because this is
32:45
32:45 just the way the United States was made
32:48
32:48 is by sucking the life and pennies out
32:51
32:51 of its people. So
32:54
32:54 with that being said, buddy,
32:56
32:56 >> yeah. Okay.
32:57
32:57 >> I think that you and I
33:00
33:00 should move to the moon.
33:03
33:03 I think now hear me out. Hear me out on
33:06
33:06 this. I think you and I should become
33:09
33:09 the first
33:10
33:10 heterosexuals
33:12
33:12 to go to the moon with one objective,
33:16
33:16 repopulation.
33:17
33:17 We We got to figure it out. I think
33:19
33:19 that's what we got to do. I'm standing
33:21
33:21 by that statement, buddy. Standing by it
33:25
33:25 >> while you give us the AI song
33:29
33:29 this week because I I wanted the song
33:32
33:32 title
33:33
33:33 >> is the whole reason why I think this is
33:35
33:35 this should be a valid option. So,
33:39
33:39 introduce us. What do we got?
33:41
33:41 >> All right, Sean. Yeah, I I didn't know
33:42
33:42 that was where that seg was going to go.
33:44
33:44 I thought we were going to go more into
33:45
33:45 like what should happen to the person
33:47
33:47 that actually lit that place on fire cuz
33:50
33:50 holy [ __ ] You know what I mean?
33:52
33:52 >> He's going to be He's a hero. Okay, he's
33:54
33:54 a hero. He's going to go to prison for a
33:56
33:56 very long time and uh the company's
33:58
33:58 going to get its money. So, like that's
34:00
34:00 exactly what's going to happen. We don't
34:01
34:01 need to go further into it.
34:03
34:03 >> Wait, what did burn down by the way? Was
34:05
34:05 it all like toilet paper? And it was
34:07
34:07 toilet paper.
34:08
34:08 >> I think it was toilet paper.
34:09
34:09 >> All right. So, we already had a shortage
34:10
34:10 and this guy burned down a billion
34:12
34:12 dollars. Okay. So, don't be upset when
34:15
34:15 you get to your local store and there's
34:16
34:16 no to blame this guy. Okay. Not this guy
34:19
34:19 you're looking at or listening to, but
34:21
34:21 um the person who wasn't me. I'm still
34:25
34:25 out. Yeah, I didn't. It wasn't me. Um
34:27
34:27 but yeah. Okay. All right. I I get it.
34:30
34:30 It's There's going to be a shortage,
34:31
34:31 everybody. And uh hold on to your socks
34:35
34:35 literally because you might need them.
34:37
34:37 Um all right, the AI song, Sean, you're
34:39
34:39 right. It is called Sparks in the Dark
34:42
34:42 and uh the title came even before the
34:47
34:47 the topic that that you came up with,
34:49
34:49 which is quite interesting how some of
34:51
34:51 this intertwines. We we don't plan this
34:53
34:53 stuff and and it's funny how the
34:54
34:54 universe works because that that that
34:56
34:56 happened that way. Um, but real quick on
34:58
34:58 this song,
34:60
34:60 I when I was doing this song right here,
35:01
35:01 I I had another analysis paralysis
35:04
35:04 situation.
35:05
35:05 >> Oh.
35:06
35:06 >> Um, it I did so many versions of the
35:09
35:09 song. I ultimately went back to some of
35:11
35:11 the original ones and I just kind of got
35:13
35:13 stuck and it was really weird where I
35:15
35:15 was going. I didn't even know where I
35:16
35:16 wanted to go with the song. But, um,
35:18
35:18 ultimately I think I come out I came out
35:19
35:19 with something pretty cool. But, okay, I
35:21
35:21 got stuck on this song. So, you're going
35:22
35:22 to have to let me know if if all that
35:24
35:24 overthinking it did come out good or it
35:26
35:26 still sucked because if it still sucked
35:28
35:28 that this is going to be terrible.
35:31
35:31 >> Well, [ __ ]
35:32
35:32 >> It took me time to [ __ ] figure this
35:34
35:34 thing out, dude. It was It was crazy.
35:36
35:36 Um, now, is this going to be my voice
35:38
35:38 you hear? I don't know. Or is it not
35:41
35:41 going to be my voice? Probably not.
35:42
35:42 >> Not yet.
35:43
35:43 >> He's probably not ready yet, boys and
35:44
35:44 girls. He's probably not ready.
35:46
35:46 >> Not on this episode. Uh, but yeah, Sean,
35:48
35:48 it's it's gonna be a duet. It's an up an
35:50
35:50 upbeat kind of uh some guitar. There's
35:53
35:53 going to be some kind of trap melodies.
35:55
35:55 It's just going to be upbeat and fun and
35:57
35:57 and um turn uh turn the volume up. It's
35:60
35:60 going to be fun. But sparks in the dark.
36:02
36:02 >> Let's [ __ ] get it, ladies and germs.
36:05
36:05 Here we actually I'm turning it down so
36:07
36:07 it doesn't blow Joshua's ears out. Give
36:08
36:08 me one second. All right, here we go. 3
36:11
36:11 2 1 Enjoy.
36:19
36:19 You in the sunlight. They painting just
36:22
36:22 for you.
36:25
36:25 >> Moving like the T with a beat. Only you
36:28
36:28 can move to.
36:29
36:29 >> Got you staring too long. Boy, don't get
36:32
36:32 ahead.
36:35
36:35 If you want my rhythm, better keep your
36:38
36:38 step sharp instead.
36:40
36:40 >> Two shadows in the heat. Already
36:43
36:43 shifting in the groove. Didn't think you
36:46
36:46 show tonight, but here you are stealing
36:49
36:49 the beat.
36:52
36:52 Walking in like you on the temple,
36:54
36:54 turning heat into heat.
36:59
36:59 Please, I like to keep you guessing.
37:01
37:01 Keep you on your feet.
37:05
37:05 If you want to match my rhythm, boy,
37:08
37:08 don't you dare skip a beat. M
37:13
37:13 you talk tough, but your smile's already
37:15
37:15 dancing on me.
37:17
37:17 >> But don't think that means you're
37:18
37:18 leading this scene. Come a little
37:21
37:21 closer. Let the pace decide the pace.
37:23
37:23 You feel that pull? Yeah, that rhythm's
37:26
37:26 got to chase.
37:27
37:27 >> Slow down, boy. You got to earn your
37:29
37:29 place.
37:30
37:30 >> And if you want to keep up, better bring
37:32
37:32 that chase. Cuz the night's heating up
37:35
37:35 and the drops getting near to sparks in
37:38
37:38 the dark drawing everyone here. Wildfire
37:41
37:41 on the shoreline burning through the
37:43
37:43 roof. Heartbeat like a base drive
37:45
37:45 dragging me to you. Caught up in the
37:48
37:48 night. Spinning fast. We on the sound.
37:50
37:50 Two sparks in the dark making waves to
37:53
37:53 shake the ground.
37:54
37:54 >> Hit that low kick. Make the whole floor
37:56
37:56 shake.
37:57
37:57 >> Drag that
37:58
37:58 >> baseline till the concrete break.
38:00
38:00 >> Step in
38:01
38:01 >> close now. Feel the pressure rise.
38:04
38:04 >> Two shadows locked in fire in our eyes.
38:07
38:07 >> I bring the spark.
38:10
38:10 I bring the spark that cut straight
38:13
38:13 through the dark.
38:14
38:14 >> And I take back home.
38:17
38:17 Leave a like.
38:19
38:19 >> Let it hit. Windows down. You laugh and
38:23
38:23 shock them with the beat. You said you
38:25
38:25 weren't impressed, but your eyes were
38:26
38:26 locked on me. You leaned back cool, but
38:28
38:28 your toes was picking up heat. Yeah, I
38:31
38:31 felt that spark hit twice when our
38:33
38:33 rhythms met on the show. Halfway in my
38:35
38:35 lane, acting like you on the frame.
38:38
38:38 >> But the way you hit that tempo had me
38:40
38:40 vibing through the flame.
38:41
38:41 >> That first kiss wasn't planned. It just
38:43
38:43 landed on the beat.
38:44
38:44 >> Two rhythms colliding, turning friction
38:47
38:47 into heat.
38:48
38:48 >> Come a little closer. Let the base
38:50
38:50 decide the pace. You feel that pull?
38:53
38:53 Yeah, that rhythm's got to taste.
38:54
38:54 >> Slow down, boy. You got to run your
38:57
38:57 place.
38:58
38:58 >> And if you want to keep up, better bring
39:00
39:00 that chase.
39:01
39:01 >> Cuz the night's heating up and the drops
39:04
39:04 getting near to sparks in the dark.
39:06
39:06 Drawing everyone here. Wildfire on the
39:09
39:09 shoreline, burning through the groove.
39:11
39:11 Heartbeat like a base drop, dragging me
39:14
39:14 to you. Caught up in the night, spinning
39:17
39:17 fast, we on the sound. Two spars in the
39:19
39:19 dark, making waves to shake the ground.
39:21
39:21 Wildfire on the shoreline. Tearing
39:24
39:24 through the fruit. Heartbeat like a bass
39:26
39:26 drum. Pulling in the new. Locked into
39:29
39:29 the night. No escape. We run the sound.
39:32
39:32 Two spars in the dark. Lighting up the
39:34
39:34 whole ground. Hit that low kick. Make
39:37
39:37 the whole floor shake.
39:38
39:38 >> Drag that
39:39
39:39 >> baseline to the concrete brace.
39:43
39:43 >> Close now. Feel the pressure rise. Two
39:46
39:46 shadows locked in fire in our eyes. I
39:48
39:48 bring the spark.
39:52
39:52 I bring the spar that cut straight
39:54
39:54 through the dark
39:55
39:55 >> and I strike back hard.
39:59
39:59 Leave a burn like a mark.
40:00
40:00 >> Let it hit boom. Sunlight shorine.
40:05
40:05 Still see you.
40:08
40:08 >> Don't get soft now. I'm not done
40:14
40:14 with you. Two sparks in the dark.
40:18
40:18 Still burning through the room.
40:21
40:21 Still riding that beat.
40:25
40:25 >> Still chasing.
40:29
40:29 >> Hot dog, buddy.
40:31
40:31 >> Hello, buddy.
40:31
40:31 >> That was good. It's not bad.
40:33
40:33 >> I didn't hate it.
40:34
40:34 >> I don't know what to say.
40:36
40:36 >> I don't say good.
40:37
40:37 >> I tried.
40:38
40:38 >> Not bad at all.
40:39
40:39 >> Um, did you spend too much time and
40:42
40:42 effort on it?
40:42
40:42 >> Yes, I did. No, I think I think it was
40:45
40:45 up there. It was good. I like the
40:47
40:47 dynamics. Lyrics are good. Had a nice
40:49
40:49 beat,
40:50
40:50 >> you know, made me feel things in my
40:52
40:52 heart. It's nice. I appreciate Well,
40:54
40:54 it's funny because uh like your your
40:56
40:56 song last week, how you did multiple
40:58
40:58 versions, you know, you played two songs
41:01
41:01 >> and I feel like sometimes I I need to
41:03
41:03 play like another version of that song
41:06
41:06 so I can get like a gauge of like should
41:08
41:08 I have gone with this one instead of
41:09
41:09 that one
41:11
41:11 >> because I I have I have a I have a
41:12
41:12 totally different one that has like a
41:14
41:14 lot of like u not a lot but there's
41:16
41:16 elements to like the DJ, the scratching,
41:18
41:18 the turntable. there just other elements
41:19
41:19 in there and
41:20
41:20 >> more texture more texture
41:22
41:22 >> more texture and I was like man which
41:24
41:24 one do I want to go with and ultimately
41:25
41:25 that is the one I went with and I wasted
41:27
41:27 a lot of quarters
41:29
41:29 >> and um
41:30
41:30 >> those quarters go fast trust me
41:33
41:33 >> dude and it's funny because at some
41:34
41:34 point when you've listened to a song so
41:36
41:36 many times in a row you kind of forget
41:38
41:38 what vision like you just get lost along
41:40
41:40 the way and I think when I was making
41:42
41:42 that song I got lost um because I was
41:45
41:45 way further along than the song you just
41:47
41:47 heard I just I reeled it back to that
41:49
41:49 one for some reason. I I just couldn't
41:51
41:51 find the sound I was looking for. But
41:53
41:53 hopefully you guys enjoyed it, Sean. I I
41:55
41:55 did, like I said, use a lot of quarters
41:57
41:57 >> and uh this is going to continue. Songs
41:59
41:59 are going to get better.
42:01
42:01 >> Yeah, they are. And I can't wait for you
42:02
42:02 to start using your own voice. That's
42:04
42:04 going to be like my big thing is once I
42:06
42:06 hear Joshua's beautiful sultry voice on
42:09
42:09 one of these AI songs, then uh you know,
42:11
42:11 my life will be complete and uh you
42:13
42:13 know, this chair is going to come out
42:14
42:14 under me. So, who knows how long that'll
42:17
42:17 take.
42:18
42:18 >> All right, buddy. Should we move on?
42:20
42:20 >> Let's move on, buddy. Let's do
42:23
42:23 Joshua. This topic is called Moonfall.
42:26
42:26 >> Okay.
42:27
42:27 >> And I wanted to do something a little
42:29
42:29 odd this week, and I don't know how long
42:32
42:32 it's going to take, so we might have to
42:33
42:33 cut this into a few different parts for
42:34
42:34 a different week. Uh, but
42:37
42:37 >> Joshua, we love chat GPT. We love AI
42:42
42:42 technology. We We're all We're all about
42:44
42:44 that life. Um controversial take, I
42:47
42:47 guess some would say. Uh but I had chat
42:52
42:52 make me a choose your own adventure
42:54
42:54 guide, buddy. Do you remember doing a
42:55
42:55 choose your own adventure guide for
42:56
42:56 Halloween? And then we did one, I think
42:59
42:59 last year for just for funsies
43:00
43:00 somewhere. Uh I had it make one for us,
43:04
43:04 buddy. Uh with a few prompts that I gave
43:06
43:06 it and a few different suggestions and
43:08
43:08 ideas. Uh, so buddy, let's do a quick
43:11
43:11 choose your own adventure. There is a
43:14
43:14 visual portion to this, everybody. If
43:16
43:16 you would like to follow along, head
43:17
43:17 over to Sorry for the Delay.live or
43:19
43:19 check us out on our YouTube channel. Uh,
43:21
43:21 sorry for the delay. Uh, Joshua, here it
43:23
43:23 is. Uh, this is called Moonfall, the red
43:27
43:27 button.
43:28
43:28 >> Okay. All right.
43:29
43:29 >> All right. Now, I will say, so chat made
43:33
43:33 all this. It coded everything for us.
43:34
43:34 Uh, and there's there's little sound
43:36
43:36 effects. You can hear it.
43:38
43:38 Oh, it's cute. All right.
43:40
43:40 >> Yeah. So, I'll go ahead and read it for
43:41
43:41 you, buddy. And for the people
43:42
43:42 listening, hey, let me read. Uh, this is
43:44
43:44 going to be me reading to Joshua a lot.
43:46
43:46 Uh, so prepare yourself for that. So,
43:48
43:48 here it is. The moonfall, the red
43:51
43:51 button. Joshua, you are the fourth
43:53
43:53 astronaut on a mission that is
43:55
43:55 scientifically prestigious, emotionally
43:58
43:58 unstable, and one bad decision away from
44:01
44:01 becoming a documentary with ominous
44:04
44:04 music.
44:06
44:06 Premise. Here's your premise, buddy. The
44:08
44:08 year is 2041. A private public moon
44:11
44:11 mission called Lunar X 4 has chosen you
44:14
44:14 as one of its four astronauts. The press
44:17
44:17 calls you brave. Your aunt calls you the
44:20
44:20 one who licked the battery as a child.
44:22
44:22 Both are true. Your first task is to
44:25
44:25 choose the other three astronauts that
44:27
44:27 will shape the mission panic style and
44:32
44:32 the exact flavor of your inevitable
44:35
44:35 crisis.
44:37
44:37 So you have your crew manifest over here
44:39
44:39 on the right hand side, buddy. Uh that's
44:40
44:40 you and the three people that you're
44:41
44:41 going to select. And then your mission
44:43
44:43 disclaimer is the side effects of a
44:45
44:45 lunar travel uh may be included. Oh,
44:49
44:49 sorry. Side effects of lunar travel may
44:51
44:51 include ah dust in places dust should
44:54
44:54 never be sudden respect for checklists
44:58
44:58 and difficult eth ethical co choices
45:01
45:01 involving one cartoonishly red button.
45:05
45:05 Are you ready for this buddy?
45:06
45:06 >> Absolutely. Let's go. I love these books
45:08
45:08 by the way.
45:10
45:10 >> What?
45:10
45:10 >> I love these books. Like I used I used
45:13
45:13 to read these books. It's one of the few
45:14
45:14 books that like kept me interested to be
45:16
45:16 on choose your own adventure. I love
45:18
45:18 this [ __ ] It's like every day for me.
45:20
45:20 Choose your in. I love this.
45:21
45:21 >> Uh, do you want to read the mission
45:22
45:22 disclaimer first before we uh before we
45:24
45:24 >> I can't even read it. It's so small.
45:26
45:26 >> All right. I'll read here. Let me click
45:27
45:27 it. Uh, the mission disclaimer is gave
45:29
45:29 me a pop-up that says, "Legal has
45:31
45:31 requested that you do not scream worth
45:33
45:33 it during the inevitability uh
45:36
45:36 decompression." So, don't do that,
45:38
45:38 buddy. Let's go ahead and pick your
45:40
45:40 crew. Here we go.
45:42
45:42 Joshua, you can choose three astronauts.
45:46
45:46 Please pay attention because there are a
45:47
45:47 lot of astronauts and I'm only going to
45:49
45:49 read their [ __ ] names once.
45:51
45:51 >> Yeah. No, I mean I can see what they do.
45:52
45:52 I can see their name. I can see what
45:54
45:54 they do. Yeah.
45:55
45:55 >> Okay, perfect. I will read it for the
45:56
45:56 audience.
45:57
45:57 >> Dr. Nova Quibli, fight surgeon or sorry
46:02
46:02 uh flight surgeon.
46:04
46:04 >> Uh ner nervous genius can perform
46:08
46:08 surgery in turbulence. Can't open cannot
46:11
46:11 open snack wrappers under pressure.
46:13
46:13 Their perk is they keep everyone alive.
46:15
46:15 Their flaws are narrates worst case situ
46:19
46:19 scenarios like bedtime stories.
46:22
46:22 >> All right, that's the first one.
46:23
46:23 >> Next one is Commander Brick Dton. A
46:27
46:27 pilot heroic meathead can land anything.
46:30
46:30 Thinks duct tape is philosophy.
46:34
46:34 Perks unflippable in danger.
46:38
46:38 Flaws pushes buttons with motivational
46:41
46:41 speeches.
46:43
46:43 The next one is Zuri bite systems hacker
46:47
46:47 chaos goblin can reboot a rover with a
46:50
46:50 paperclip and a and a threat perks
46:53
46:53 solves impossible technical failures
46:56
46:56 flaws treats mission protocols like
46:58
46:58 polite suggestions.
47:01
47:01 The other person you can pick, Joshua.
47:03
47:03 The next row is Professor Then Wick,
47:07
47:07 geologist,
47:09
47:09 Dustro Romantic, will risk doom for a
47:12
47:12 shiny rock with suspicious confidence.
47:14
47:14 His perks are find shortcuts in hidden
47:17
47:17 anomalies, and his flaw is cannot resist
47:21
47:21 mysterious caves.
47:24
47:24 The next person is Myra Spoon,
47:27
47:27 communications officer slashd dry
47:30
47:30 menace. Uh, can calm mission control
47:34
47:34 while roasting everyone involved. Perks
47:37
47:37 are boosts morale and contracts success.
47:41
47:41 Flaws, weaponizes sarcasm as at critical
47:44
47:44 moments. Excuse me. The last person,
47:47
47:47 buddy, is Orion Peppers. Botist, space
47:50
47:50 farmer, packed emergency basil instead
47:54
47:54 of extra socks. Perks in improvises food
47:58
47:58 and oxygen tricks or uh sorry,
48:01
48:01 improvises food and oxygen tricks. Flaws
48:05
48:05 believes plants can sense fear and
48:08
48:08 criticism.
48:10
48:10 You can pick three of those people,
48:11
48:11 buddy. Who are you?
48:12
48:12 >> I only get three.
48:13
48:13 >> Only three for this mission. Just like
48:15
48:15 the people that just got back from the
48:16
48:16 moon, buddy. That's the whole reason I'm
48:18
48:18 doing this.
48:19
48:19 >> Damn it. Damn it. Okay, so I I
48:21
48:21 definitely need food, right? You can't
48:23
48:23 live without food.
48:25
48:25 >> Um I'm torn between bringing a doctor or
48:28
48:28 not because if people die, it's less
48:30
48:30 people you got to feed, right? So I mean
48:32
48:32 just like [ __ ] you're like, you know,
48:33
48:33 maybe you don't need a doctor and then
48:36
48:36 if I die doesn't matter anyways.
48:38
48:38 >> Um yeah,
48:39
48:39 >> so because I'm I'm gone, right? So it
48:41
48:41 doesn't doesn't matter. So doctors are
48:43
48:43 cool, but they charge too much. So maybe
48:45
48:45 we don't go with the doctor. Um, so I'm
48:49
48:49 I'm going botness. Yeah, I need food. I
48:51
48:51 need botist.
48:52
48:52 >> So Orion. Um,
48:54
48:54 >> okay.
48:54
48:54 >> Got to go botness. Um, I need a nerd on
48:58
48:58 board. No matter how crazy they are.
48:60
48:60 Everybody knows a crazy nerd. I need one
49:01
49:01 on board because they they have to be
49:03
49:03 able to fix [ __ ] if it goes crazy. So I
49:07
49:07 need the system hacker.
49:09
49:09 >> Okay. Okay. Let's go. I need I need
49:10
49:10 homeboy to get us home and uh
49:14
49:14 >> [ __ ] man. Do I do I need a pilot? Do I
49:16
49:16 need somebody that knows how to like,
49:18
49:18 you know,
49:19
49:19 >> get out of there? I mean
49:20
49:20 >> to get a geologist food. Yeah, I I [ __ ]
49:24
49:24 dude. Commanders can have big heads.
49:25
49:25 What was the flaw? Pushes buttons with
49:28
49:28 motivational
49:30
49:30 >> speeches like they they'll give a speech
49:32
49:32 like four scored seven years ago as I
49:34
49:34 press this button below. You know what I
49:36
49:36 mean?
49:37
49:37 >> Man, this this is a really hard Because
49:39
49:39 I I hate people who just like feel like
49:41
49:41 they got to be in charge like that. Let
49:43
49:43 But somebody's got to fly. So, let's go
49:45
49:45 with the commander, man. Okay,
49:47
49:47 >> we got to get a commander. We got to get
49:48
49:48 somebody who can fly.
49:49
49:49 >> All right, you got your three people
49:50
49:50 here. Orion Peppers, Zuri Bites, and
49:52
49:52 Commander Brick Dalton. Let's launch
49:55
49:55 your mission, buddy.
49:58
49:58 All right, act one, launch day. The
50:01
50:01 rocket trembles. Somewhere below a
50:04
50:04 quantity of fuel roughly enough to
50:07
50:07 bottled thunder waits for permission.
50:10
50:10 You have to select as the fourth
50:11
50:11 astronaut because your physicality
50:14
50:14 profile reportedly shows inactivity,
50:17
50:17 resilience, and suspicious confidence.
50:21
50:21 >> Your crew,
50:22
50:22 >> Peppers, Bites, Don,
50:24
50:24 pick your opening move, buddy. Would you
50:27
50:27 like to give a pre-launch speech you
50:29
50:29 have not prepared?
50:31
50:31 >> Okay. Audit the snacks like a moral.
50:34
50:34 Audit, sorry. Audit the snacks like
50:36
50:36 moral is a science or take a tactical
50:41
50:41 nap and terrify mission control.
50:44
50:44 >> You know, I'm I'm I'm staying in line
50:46
50:46 with this what I do on this podcast and
50:48
50:48 we are going to give a pre-launch speech
50:50
50:50 I have not
50:52
50:52 >> prepared for.
50:53
50:53 >> All right, let's do it. Let's [ __ ] do
50:55
50:55 it. All right, act two, the quiet part
50:59
50:59 of the mission. The moon is be The moon
51:01
51:01 is beautiful. The m The mune. God damn
51:04
51:04 it. The moon is beautiful in the same
51:08
51:08 way a tiger is beautiful. Sincerely,
51:11
51:11 magnificently, and with no obligation to
51:14
51:14 keep you alive. You give a stirring
51:18
51:18 pre-launch speech. It begins as
51:21
51:21 Churchill detours into a TED talk and
51:25
51:25 ends like a hostage video recorded by a
51:28
51:28 camp counselor. The crew is somehow
51:31
51:31 inspired. Good job, buddy.
51:34
51:34 >> What would you like to do next? Here are
51:35
51:35 your three options. Investigate the
51:37
51:37 anomaly because caution is for Earth.
51:40
51:40 Repair the module and pretend nothing
51:44
51:44 feels haunted. Or take a team photo for
51:47
51:47 history and propaganda.
51:50
51:50 >> Well, I shouldn't be repairing nothing
51:51
51:51 because I'm not the technical guy. I got
51:53
51:53 the hacker for that.
51:54
51:54 >> Investigate the anomaly because caution.
51:57
51:57 Uh, I you know, why not take a selfie
51:59
51:59 before we all die? Let's do it.
52:02
52:02 >> Okay. All right. Let's do it. Let's take
52:03
52:03 a selfie. Take a team photo for history
52:05
52:05 and propaganda. Here we go.
52:07
52:07 >> Oh, see. Okay. Here we go.
52:09
52:09 >> Here we go.
52:11
52:11 >> So,
52:12
52:12 final decision. The red button. The
52:15
52:15 mission becomes a legend right here. And
52:18
52:18 not necessarily the flattering kind.
52:21
52:21 You, Orion,
52:23
52:23 >> sorry, you Orion Zuri commander, make it
52:28
52:28 back to the ascent module as a sprint
52:30
52:30 through lunar dust. Falling batteries
52:34
52:34 and the kind of fear that turns everyone
52:36
52:36 into poets or goblins. The engine cools
52:39
52:39 once.
52:41
52:41 Oh, sorry. The engine coughs once, then
52:43
52:43 the dashboard lights up with the brutal
52:46
52:46 truth. There is not enough fuel margin
52:49
52:49 for everyone unless the cargo Oh, [ __ ]
52:52
52:52 Did I miss? Sorry, I'm having such a
52:54
52:54 hard time reading right now. There's not
52:56
52:56 enough fuel margin for everyone unless
52:58
52:58 the cargo backup systems or part of the
53:00
53:00 crew is left behind. Behind a plastic
53:03
53:03 shield sits a single red button labeled
53:07
53:07 emergency mass reduction. No one wrote a
53:10
53:10 less horrifying name for it. If pressed,
53:13
53:13 the ascent module launches with
53:16
53:16 survivors odds for one person vastly
53:18
53:18 improved and the rest of the team
53:20
53:20 permanently promoted to lunar lore.
53:24
53:24 Joshua, do you press the red button and
53:26
53:26 leave your team behind or do you refuse
53:29
53:29 the button and stay with your crew?
53:31
53:31 >> I think a lot of money was spent getting
53:33
53:33 us here. Um, you know, so I think we
53:36
53:36 just have to press the red button.
53:40
53:40 >> All right, buddy. So, you're pressing
53:42
53:42 the red button and leaving your team
53:44
53:44 behind. Is that your final decision?
53:46
53:46 >> I mean, there was a lot of money spent
53:47
53:47 here. And like I said, I have to take
53:49
53:49 full responsibility. I put the team
53:50
53:50 together.
53:51
53:51 >> I should be responsible for the pressing
53:53
53:53 of the button no matter the outcome.
53:56
53:56 >> Hang on. So, what you've just said is
53:59
53:59 that you put the team together and so
54:01
54:01 you want to be held responsible for
54:03
54:03 leaving your team behind on the moon
54:05
54:05 >> and their death.
54:06
54:06 >> Yes.
54:07
54:07 >> Okay.
54:08
54:08 What a selfish choice. But here we go.
54:10
54:10 Pressing the red button.
54:14
54:14 >> Ending the button of cowardly
54:16
54:16 efficiency.
54:17
54:17 >> There we go. See
54:19
54:19 >> the red button glows like a guilty
54:20
54:20 tomato. Your hand shakes. Earth crackles
54:23
54:23 over the spee
54:26
54:26 asking for a decision in the tone people
54:30
54:30 use when when a spreadsheet has somehow
54:33
54:33 caught fire. You push it. The ascent
54:35
54:35 module shatters shutters free through
54:39
54:39 the window. Your crew stands tiny and
54:41
54:41 silver in the lunar dust, looking less
54:44
54:44 angry than deeply cosmically
54:46
54:46 disappointed.
54:47
54:47 >> My salutes with exactly one finger,
54:50
54:50 brick mouths rude. Finn holds up a rock
54:54
54:54 like it should have counted as an
54:55
54:55 emotional leverage. Make it home. You
54:58
54:58 are technically a hero.
55:02
55:02 Strategically a villain and socially
55:05
55:05 retro radioactive. History remembers you
55:08
55:08 as the astronaut who optimized
55:10
55:10 friendship. Anyway, a museum gift shop
55:13
55:13 sells a mug with your face on it. On it
55:16
55:16 that says, "I left my team on the moon
55:18
55:18 and all I got was this ethical
55:21
55:21 collapse."
55:24
55:24 Oh, buddy. There you go. So, that's
55:26
55:26 that. Uh maybe next week we can play
55:28
55:28 another one. I will tell you that there
55:29
55:29 are three Easter eggs in this, my dude.
55:32
55:32 Uh and one of them includes meeting an
55:34
55:34 alien with three tits. that is written
55:36
55:36 in there. So
55:37
55:37 >> nice. Nice.
55:38
55:38 >> Yeah. Hopefully you had fun and
55:40
55:40 hopefully everybody who was watching or
55:42
55:42 listening had fun to that too. So
55:44
55:44 >> buddy, let's land this plane. I'm tired.
55:46
55:46 My voice is shot now. Uh please share
55:49
55:49 some fun finds. Let's do some lucky
55:50
55:50 numbers and some fortunes. Let's get the
55:52
55:52 hell out of here.
55:53
55:53 >> All right, buddy. All right. This is
55:54
55:54 this is the point of the podcast where
55:56
55:56 we all love we show off some prizes and
55:58
55:58 fun [ __ ] that we find along the way. And
56:00
56:00 because because Sean, we're talking a
56:03
56:03 lot about space and who doesn't love a
56:05
56:05 little something from outer space or
56:06
56:06 somebody who basically was born in
56:08
56:08 space. I have this guy right here. This
56:10
56:10 is Superman. Oh, wait. I got to get rid
56:12
56:12 of the chat. Sorry about this.
56:14
56:14 >> Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. Things get in
56:15
56:15 the way. It's hard to see. So, this is
56:17
56:17 uh I should have said even before I
56:18
56:18 showed it off, so thankfully that
56:19
56:19 happened. Uh this is from the uh 2025
56:23
56:23 fall collection, the limited edition.
56:25
56:25 And this is Superman.
56:29
56:29 Wait, didn't you show this one off last
56:30
56:30 week?
56:31
56:31 >> No, this is a No, this is a different
56:33
56:33 Superman.
56:34
56:34 >> Different.
56:34
56:34 >> Yeah. Yeah. Super. There's like a
56:36
56:36 hundred versions of Superman out there
56:39
56:39 and uh this is like last year's version
56:41
56:41 and it's, you know, it's a limited
56:43
56:43 edition. So,
56:44
56:44 >> whenever you find a limited edition, uh
56:46
56:46 it's always good to pick them up because
56:47
56:47 you never because clearly they're
56:49
56:49 limited and why not grab one,
56:50
56:50 >> right? That's why they do it.
56:52
56:52 >> So, there you go, buddy. That is my fun
56:54
56:54 find for this episode.
56:56
56:56 >> Nice, dude. Hell yeah, man. Hey, uh, let
56:58
56:58 me show you my fun find. Uh, I just for
57:01
57:01 the record, I already opened this one
57:02
57:02 because I was way too excited, so I have
57:04
57:04 not shown it off yet. But Joshua, Funko
57:06
57:06 has just started doing blind boxes, and
57:08
57:08 I was able to get one. Uh, these are
57:10
57:10 called Blancs. You can see here, and
57:13
57:13 they have a they're they're pretty cool.
57:16
57:16 Uh, they have a whole bunch of different
57:17
57:17 ones on there. See if I can get it to
57:18
57:18 focus. There you go. Uh, but yeah, these
57:21
57:21 are pretty cool. Uh, and so let me show
57:23
57:23 you what I got in ours. So, I'll take it
57:27
57:27 out of its little box here. Like I said,
57:28
57:28 I've already opened this one, so I
57:29
57:29 already know what it is. Uh, but Joshua,
57:32
57:32 here he is. This is a beautiful little
57:36
57:36 snail. That
57:36
57:36 >> is pretty cool. That is cool, dude.
57:38
57:38 >> So, there he is right there.
57:41
57:41 Try to get him so you can see.
57:42
57:42 >> It's a blanc.
57:43
57:43 >> It's a blanc, baby. It's a blanc. So,
57:46
57:46 he's pretty cool. The little snail guy.
57:47
57:47 Uh, he's going to go in the background
57:49
57:49 over there. That's the first uh,
57:51
57:51 >> you know, mystery uh, mystery Funko
57:53
57:53 thing that they've been doing, the blind
57:54
57:54 box. So, pretty cool. First Blanc. Here
57:56
57:56 we go.
57:56
57:56 >> First Blanc, baby. One of many. One of
57:58
57:58 many. I'm trying to collect them all
57:59
57:59 like Pokemon. Uh, buddy, let's do some
58:02
58:02 fortunes and then I'll hit you guys with
58:03
58:03 some lucky numbers. So, what do you got?
58:05
58:05 What uh what cookie are we going to do
58:06
58:06 today?
58:07
58:07 >> We're still doing fortunes. I forgot we
58:08
58:08 were doing fortunes.
58:10
58:10 >> Always fortunes, buddy. Always fortunes.
58:11
58:11 >> I mean, what did we do last week? Did we
58:13
58:13 do a boozy or a dirty? I forget what we
58:15
58:15 did last week.
58:17
58:17 >> I think we did a dirty. Hang on. I can
58:20
58:20 check the uh I can check this
58:22
58:22 transcript. I'm sorry for the delayed
58:23
58:23 out live. Trying to see what I'm trying
58:25
58:25 to feel which one feels more empty.
58:28
58:28 >> Uh we did a
58:30
58:30 uh a boozy. Yeah, we did a
58:32
58:32 >> boozy. Okay, that sounds about right.
58:33
58:33 Okay, so let's go dirty. Why not? This
58:35
58:35 one seems like a dirty episode. Okay,
58:38
58:38 >> dirty this [ __ ] up, dude.
58:39
58:39 >> Dirty, let's go dirty. Uh once again, uh
58:42
58:42 these are Misfortune uh cookies and
58:44
58:44 sometimes they are funny and sometimes
58:46
58:46 they are just
58:47
58:47 >> stupid. Yeah, there you go. That's maybe
58:50
58:50 a better word. This one already came
58:51
58:51 broken. This one already is just like
58:54
58:54 smashed.
58:55
58:55 >> Um, so I don't even have to like
58:57
58:57 completely take it out of the wrapper
58:59
58:59 because
58:60
58:60 >> it's an easy one. It's an easy one for
59:01
59:01 you right there. Easy open. Easy peel,
59:03
59:03 as we say.
59:03
59:03 >> Pull this right out of the package here,
59:06
59:06 please. Thank you very much. All right,
59:08
59:08 everybody. This is a long one. Holy
59:11
59:11 [ __ ] Surprises they fit all this on one
59:14
59:14 little tiny piece of paper. All right.
59:16
59:16 Well, here you go. Here is your
59:18
59:18 misfortune. Your dirty misfortune uh for
59:21
59:21 episode what is this? 129. Holy [ __ ]
59:24
59:24 Here we go. Your journey of
59:27
59:27 self-discovery will include a hot bath
59:30
59:30 candles and a 14 jet shower massage.
59:37
59:37 >> I always love to discover myself through
59:39
59:39 a jet shower massage. You know, just
59:42
59:42 really putting the good old urethra in
59:44
59:44 there.
59:45
59:45 >> And 14 of them, too.
59:46
59:46 >> Yeah.
59:47
59:47 >> Pig a hole.
59:48
59:48 Exactly. You got 12 of them. So figure
59:51
59:51 it out.
59:52
59:52 >> Here you go, buddy. You got some
59:53
59:53 numbers.
59:54
59:54 >> Nice. Yeah, man. Let's do some lucky
59:56
59:56 numbers. Feel free to use these for
59:57
59:57 whatever nefarious seasons you would
59:58
59:58 like. They are as followed. 7 11 17 24
60:02
60:02 30 31 and 44. Once again, your seven
60:04
60:04 lucky numbers are 7 11 17 24 30 31 and
60:09
60:09 44.
60:11
60:11 Buddy, we've made it to the end of the
60:13
60:13 episode. And like we've been doing for
60:15
60:15 the past like 50 episodes.
60:18
60:18 Can you believe it? Like I could say
60:20
60:20 that because legitimately we've been
60:22
60:22 doing some of this [ __ ] for like 50
60:24
60:24 episodes. It's crazy. Um
60:27
60:27 Joshua,
60:28
60:28 >> let the people know for the week of this
60:32
60:32 Monday. I don't know what the week is.
60:34
60:34 >> [ __ ] can't remember. Uh but let them
60:36
60:36 know what you got. Uh what do you wanted
60:38
60:38 to tell them? What do you want to What
60:39
60:39 do you want to do, buddy? What do you
60:40
60:40 What do you got to give the inspiration?
60:42
60:42 You know,
60:43
60:43 >> a little bit of inspiration. All right.
60:44
60:44 All right, Sean. So, as we head into a
60:47
60:47 new week, I want to leave you with
60:50
60:50 something because recently
60:53
60:53 I heard something and I was I was a
60:54
60:54 little bummed out in the way I heard
60:55
60:55 this and what I heard from this person
60:58
60:58 was, "Why should I share what I worked
61:00
61:00 hard to learn?" This is what I heard.
61:03
61:03 This is this is what somebody said to
61:04
61:04 me. And it it kind of struck a chord
61:06
61:06 with me. So, I think it's really
61:10
61:10 important that if you learn something,
61:13
61:13 you should you should definitely pass it
61:14
61:14 on and share with people because
61:16
61:16 knowledge is power. And uh so, if you're
61:19
61:19 at work today and you're looking for for
61:20
61:20 for somebody to teach something or
61:22
61:22 whatever, just please teach them
61:23
61:23 something because uh if you don't teach
61:26
61:26 him something, it's only going to be
61:27
61:27 more work for yourself. So,
61:30
61:30 take that as as you may. But, um I don't
61:33
61:33 know what else to say. Sean,
61:36
61:36 >> thank you for listening. Thank you for
61:37
61:37 watching. Uh,
61:39
61:39 there's your maybe Monday monologue. I
61:41
61:41 don't know.
61:43
61:43 >> Probably not.
61:43
61:43 >> I mean, hey, I'll we'll take it. I mean,
61:45
61:45 I feel like each week they're getting
61:46
61:46 shorter and shorter. So, hey, that works
61:48
61:48 for me. But like Josh said, thank you
61:51
61:51 guys for watching. Thank you for
61:51
61:51 listening. We do appreciate it. Come on
61:53
61:53 over to the store. Uh, Starfield Litell
61:54
61:54 Live. Buy them. Buy a shirt. Buy this
61:56
61:56 shirt. The freaking uh space cowboy over
61:58
61:58 here.
61:58
61:58 >> Space cowboy. Yeah.
61:60
61:60 >> You know, space. We talked about space
62:01
62:01 all like the last month. So, you know,
62:03
62:03 that's been fun. Uh Joshua, I will leave
62:06
62:06 you with one last thing. So here it is.
62:11
62:11 What did the Earth make fun of the moon
62:14
62:14 for?
62:16
62:16 I don't know. But
62:18
62:18 having no life.
62:22
62:22 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
62:24
62:24 next week. Aduces.
62:50
62:50 Okay.
62:52
62:52 Anything else you want to talk about
62:53
62:53 before we start Joshua?
62:54
62:54 >> No, but I do have boots in my balls.
62:57
62:57 There he goes again. That's probably my
62:59
62:59 favorite part of the day realistically
63:01
63:01 is watching you adjust yourself in your
63:03
63:03 chair,
63:04
63:04 >> you know.
63:06
63:06 >> Yeah. I mean, it's while that and and
63:09
63:09 it's like as you sit down, you have to
63:11
63:11 because we're going to be here for like
63:12
63:12 at least an hour, sometimes longer. You
63:14
63:14 know,
63:14
63:14 >> my nuts slowly start to go under my leg
63:17
63:17 and just if I don't start with them like
63:19
63:19 fully pulled out between my thighs, I'm
63:22
63:22 already halfway sitting on my nuts even
63:24
63:24 before we begin. I don't want to start
63:26
63:26 that way.
63:27
63:27 That's a problem, too. I think that
63:29
63:29 leads to like a what is it? Testicular
63:31
63:31 torsion. Uh where one of your nuts
63:34
63:34 twists and you could essentially lose
63:36
63:36 that nut. It's crazy. Body's crazy.
63:38
63:38 >> I think having big, you know, some
63:40
63:40 people want big balls, but they they
63:42
63:42 don't know the trauma big balls bring.
63:48
63:48 >> I think I read that in a Shakespearean
63:51
63:51 play once.
63:54
63:54 Sounds like something Shakespeare shake
63:56
63:56 Shakespeare would say, right?
63:59
63:59 >> [ __ ]
64:00
64:00 >> Say that. Let's just jump right into it
