Sorry For The Delay | EP.130 | Smoked Bourbon, Coachella & Digital Diets
-WHAT'S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Two Towns Cider POG Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb Hard Strawberry Lemonade
Joshua: Smoked Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon with candied orange, bitters & oak smoke
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Whiskey and Waves”
-RECIPES-
Smoked Knob Creek Bourbon:
• Knob Creek 9-Year bourbon
• orange slice
• sugar
• bitters
• oak wood chips
Sugar the orange slice & torch it until caramelized.
Add bourbon & a few dashes of bitters.
Smoke with oak chips, cover, then serve.
-CHAT WITH US-
• Apple Of My Eye
• Co-Chill-La
• Digital Diet 2.0
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.130 Intro, Day-Off Energy & Drink Tease
03:03 What's In Our Cup - Cosmic Crisp, Party Bomb & Smoked Bourbon
08:04 Chat With Us - Apple Of My Eye, Co-Chill-La & Digital Diet 2.0
09:04 Apple Of My Eye - Cosmic Crisp Bar Crawl, Bad First Stop & Better Second Bar
19:43 Would You Rather - Plain Water, Running Late & Fart Logistics
24:39 Co-Chill-La - Camping, Safari Tents & Coachella Price Shock
39:59 AI Song Of The Week "Whiskey and Waves"
45:15 Digital Diet 2.0 - Algorithm Fatigue, Sliders & Clickbait Complaints
52:24 Fun Finds - Lamb Chop & Harry Potter Bitty Pop
54:54 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Old Friends Intervention
57:03 Joshua's Monologue, Digital Diet Wrap-Up & Camel Joke
-SOUND BITES-
• “I've had the whole day to basically do nothing, which is kind of nice every once in a while.” - Joshua on finally getting a real day off.
• “It tastes like you just took a passion fruit and you shoved it up my ass and you're making me feel good.” - Sean reviewing the Cosmic Crisp with entirely too much honesty.
• “I'm actually impressed right now. Joshua made almost like a smoked old-fashioned.” - Sean reacting to the smoked bourbon setup.
• “The only place I don't feel like that is when I go to work cuz I've been doing it for 20 [ __ ] years.” - Joshua on walking into new places & instantly feeling awkward.
• “Just pretend you're drunk.” - Joshua solving social anxiety with the worst possible life hack.
• “I don't need somebody to shuttle me around in a golf cart to make me feel important.” - Joshua on Coachella's safari-tier experience.
• “I would rather sit down on the couch and do Coochella.” - Joshua choosing the home version every time.
• “I think these social media companies should set up sliders.” - Joshua pitching a better way to control the algorithm.
• “I'm the rice in the burrito, man.” - Sean explaining his role in the conversation with disturbing confidence.
• “A hump dancer.” - Sean ending the week with the Coachella camel joke.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You will be surrounded by old friends at your upcoming intervention.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 14, 17, 23, 50, 53
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Harry Potter with the Hogwarts Express Bitty Pop, a hint at what's coming next.
Joshua: Lamb Chop Funko, a weirdly perfect little shelf pull.
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 130 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua breaks out a tiny flamethrower
00:08
00:08 for his bourbon. Shawn gets emotionally
00:10
00:10 attached to Coachella pricing with a
00:12
00:12 slideshow presentation and a cosmic bar
00:14
00:14 crawl. Oh no. The boys somehow turn fart
00:17
00:17 logistics and digital diets into a full
00:19
00:19 civic discussion. Nobody needed this
00:22
00:22 much confidence. Then it's Harry Potter,
00:24
00:24 lamb chop, and enough day off energy to
00:26
00:26 make the whole mess feel weirdly
00:28
00:28 productive. Enjoy the show.
00:30
00:30 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:32
00:32 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:35
00:35 My name is Sean. Over there is Joshua.
00:38
00:38 And Joshua, this is an even episode.
00:40
00:40 It's episode 130, my dude. We've done
00:43
00:43 130 of these episodes. I can't [ __ ]
00:45
00:45 believe it. It's too many if you ask me.
00:48
00:48 But with that being said, how are you
00:51
00:51 doing this wonderful week, buddy?
00:55
00:55 >> I'm doing I'm doing well. And it's kind
00:57
00:57 of nice because today on the day of us
00:58
00:58 recording, it's falling on a day off. So
01:01
01:01 I've had the whole day to basically do
01:04
01:04 nothing, which is kind of nice every
01:06
01:06 once in a while.
01:07
01:07 >> That's good. That's nice
01:09
01:09 >> cuz sometimes I think we all forget that
01:11
01:11 we need to just do nothing sometimes.
01:13
01:13 Like literally don't feel challenged by
01:16
01:16 anything or go outside and like you have
01:17
01:17 to do gardening like you have to do
01:19
01:19 anything. So I feel sorry like if you're
01:21
01:21 listening to this on the day you have to
01:22
01:22 work, it's okay. You eventually will
01:24
01:24 have a day off like myself. Um, I don't
01:26
01:26 know if Sean had a day off today, but
01:28
01:28 um, overall I'm feeling great because
01:30
01:30 again it's my day off today. The sun's
01:32
01:32 out. Feeling good. Um, I have a special
01:34
01:34 drink that we're going to get to in a
01:36
01:36 minute. Yes, may require some
01:38
01:38 pyrochnics.
01:40
01:40 So, uh, spoiler alert, it's we're only
01:42
01:42 about a minute or two minutes in.
01:43
01:43 Joshua's drink is kind of special today.
01:46
01:46 So, uh, if you're just listening, you're
01:48
01:48 going to have to slide over to check us
01:49
01:49 out, even if it's just for this little
01:50
01:50 snippet, uh, when we get into the what's
01:52
01:52 in our cup. um to be continued. And if
01:55
01:55 it gets really good, maybe you'll just
01:56
01:56 watch the whole studio burn down and
01:58
01:58 that'll be even we'll we'll put that up
01:60
01:60 too.
02:00
02:00 >> Episode 130, the final episode. Joshua's
02:03
02:03 whole studio gone to a Christmas
02:05
02:05 >> burns down the house. Yes. The next
02:08
02:08 episode will be from a tent in some
02:09
02:09 field somewhere. Um yeah, stealing some
02:13
02:13 >> foreshadowing at the middle of the
02:15
02:15 episode topics here.
02:17
02:17 >> Yeah, there we go. Yeah, but I'm great.
02:19
02:19 Sean, how you doing over there, man?
02:20
02:20 Good, man. How are things where you're
02:21
02:21 at?
02:21
02:21 >> I'm good, too. I had a day off as well.
02:24
02:24 So, I did not have the luxury of doing
02:26
02:26 nothing all day. Um, you know, I went
02:27
02:27 and ran errands, so that's always fun,
02:30
02:30 you know, going out into the world to do
02:32
02:32 your shopping and complain about how
02:34
02:34 high gas prices are. Like, that's always
02:36
02:36 fun.
02:36
02:36 >> So, did that. Uh, but now I'm here with
02:39
02:39 you, buddy. I'm here with the people,
02:41
02:41 the ladies and the germs. And, uh, you
02:43
02:43 know, I I couldn't be happier, you know,
02:44
02:44 to be sitting here in front of the
02:46
02:46 camera, in front of Joshua, and in front
02:48
02:48 of uh, millions of people. It's just,
02:51
02:51 you know, highlight of my day. So, uh,
02:54
02:54 with that being said, buddy, should we
02:56
02:56 just hop right into what we are
02:58
02:58 drinking? What is it? I don't know.
02:60
02:60 >> I I think you're going to have to start
03:01
03:01 in, uh, on your drink first.
03:03
03:03 >> I'll start first because,
03:04
03:04 >> like I said, for yours,
03:06
03:06 >> mine is going to require.
03:09
03:09 >> Oh my god.
03:10
03:10 >> Serious.
03:11
03:11 >> There is a torch, everybody. There's a
03:13
03:13 torch. But I'll go ahead and introduce
03:15
03:15 my drink first, buddy. Uh, I have two
03:17
03:17 things in front of me because I wanted
03:19
03:19 to get a little special today. Uh, the
03:20
03:20 first thing is something that I've had
03:22
03:22 before, but I'm bringing it back because
03:25
03:25 they finally brought it back. Uh, and
03:26
03:26 I'm going to talk about this a little
03:28
03:28 bit later in one of the topics. Uh, but
03:30
03:30 this is Two Town Cider. This is the Pog
03:33
03:33 Cosmic Crisp. So, I've had this one
03:35
03:35 before. This is one of my favorite Two
03:37
03:37 Towns, and it's only like a seasonal
03:40
03:40 release. So, usually for springtime,
03:42
03:42 they get it. And it's springtime, so
03:44
03:44 it's here now. So, I'll go ahead and
03:45
03:45 take a little sippy sip of this and tell
03:46
03:46 you how it tastes.
03:50
03:50 Oh, yeah, baby. Real guava forward. Um,
03:55
03:55 tastes like a tastes like you just took
03:56
03:56 a passion fruit and you shoved it up my
03:59
03:59 ass and you're
04:01
04:01 >> making me feel good. It's delicious.
04:03
04:03 >> The worst way to describe a drink. Uh, I
04:04
04:04 think we should just move on to what is
04:06
04:06 in my cup because Sean, I don't know.
04:08
04:08 >> I have a second one.
04:09
04:09 >> All right. Oh, you got two.
04:10
04:10 >> There's something even better, buddy. If
04:11
04:11 that one wasn't good enough for you, I
04:13
04:13 was going somewhere when I said put it
04:15
04:15 up my butt because there's going to be a
04:16
04:16 party bomb. Joshua, I have this thing
04:18
04:18 called party bomb. Never had it before
04:20
04:20 in my life. Uh they sold it by single
04:22
04:22 cans. This is a hard strawberry
04:24
04:24 lemonade. So, this is something I've
04:25
04:25 never had and I'm kind of excited to try
04:27
04:27 it. So, here we go. Let's give it a
04:30
04:30 shot. Smells like strawberries and
04:32
04:32 lemonade, which is kind of nice. So,
04:33
04:33 here we go. Okay.
04:38
04:38 Don't like that as much. It tastes uh
04:41
04:41 very artificial like uh it literally
04:43
04:43 tastes like strawberry lemonade just
04:46
04:46 super sweet like almost uh Joshua, have
04:48
04:48 you ever had the strawberry lemonade
04:50
04:50 from Simply Simply Strawberry Lemonade?
04:52
04:52 >> No, I I haven't actually. No.
04:54
04:54 >> Okay. Well, for those of you who have,
04:55
04:55 it tastes exactly like that, just a
04:57
04:57 little bit more sweet and less tart. So,
04:60
05:00 >> would you recommend it?
05:02
05:02 >> Uh yeah, if you're just a little wimp
05:04
05:04 and don't want to drink straight
05:05
05:05 bourbon, yeah, go for it. So, yeah. What
05:07
05:07 kind of strawberry lemonade? Okay. Well,
05:09
05:09 if you're not in
05:10
05:10 >> I mean, I would recommend more the
05:11
05:11 Cosmic Crisp Pug. So, that's what I'm
05:13
05:13 going with, buddy. Uh, but what do you
05:15
05:15 got over there? What you cooking? What
05:16
05:16 are you cooking up?
05:17
05:17 >> I mean, if if you can't tell, I've taken
05:19
05:19 up a new habit and it's smoking. And I
05:21
05:21 know it's not good, but um, ladies and
05:24
05:24 gentlemen,
05:26
05:26 I have to present to you a nice smoked
05:30
05:30 >> out
05:31
05:31 specialty drink here.
05:33
05:33 >> Wow, look at that. Look at the
05:35
05:35 aromatics. That's amazing. Wow. Oh. So,
05:38
05:38 what's in the cup? What's in actually
05:40
05:40 inside of there?
05:41
05:41 >> Okay. So, what we got in here is uh one
05:43
05:43 of my favorite. It's the uh bourbon, the
05:45
05:45 Knob Creek bourbon, the 9-year Knob
05:47
05:47 Creek. And what I did is I I candied up
05:50
05:50 a uh an orange slice. It's about a/ inch
05:53
05:53 thick or so. I put some sugar on top. I
05:56
05:56 hit it with a torch, put in a few dashes
05:58
05:58 of bitters, and smoked it out, as you
06:01
06:01 can tell. Uh and uh the uh the wood I
06:05
06:05 used was oak. with some oak chips or
06:08
06:08 Yeah, oak I believe it was. But uh
06:10
06:10 >> I can't wait to try this. And it's like
06:12
06:12 you can see it's very very smoky.
06:15
06:15 >> A whole lot of aromatics. Let me get
06:17
06:17 into this bad boy here.
06:18
06:18 >> My god, I'm actually impressed right
06:20
06:20 now. Joshua made almost like a smoked
06:22
06:22 old-fashioned.
06:25
06:25 >> Let me tell you, that is pretty pretty
06:27
06:27 bomb. And uh I highly recommend it. I I
06:30
06:30 bought this as a kit. Uh, it comes with
06:33
06:33 the the the whole top that comes with
06:36
06:36 the wood chips, this whole thing. Um,
06:38
06:38 and it Oh, [ ] Do this [ ] whenever.
06:41
06:41 Um, but a little torch.
06:43
06:43 >> Nice. There you go. That's very cool,
06:45
06:45 man. Hey, I should leave you more often
06:48
06:48 uh to do to your own devices. You know,
06:50
06:50 you come up with some creative [ __ ]
06:52
06:52 That's pretty cool.
06:53
06:53 >> Yeah, dude.
06:54
06:54 >> It's actually pretty sick. And uh real
06:55
06:55 quick, on the top, it comes with like
06:56
06:56 this little basket that you put the wood
06:58
06:58 chips in.
06:59
06:59 >> Oh, okay. Okay. I was wondering how it
07:00
07:00 worked because like it looked like you
07:02
07:02 were just burning the top of that.
07:06
07:06 >> I think I kind of did burn the top of
07:07
07:07 it, but uh
07:08
07:08 >> so I'm getting the smell of like the
07:10
07:10 actual wood chips and the whatever the
07:12
07:12 top of this thing's made out of, which
07:14
07:14 probably isn't good. Um yeah, it's my
07:17
07:17 first time using it. Uh it it completely
07:19
07:19 adds a whole another dynamic to the
07:20
07:20 drink and highly recommend it. It's made
07:22
07:22 by what's this called? Um Sip uh Sip
07:26
07:26 Noble or Noble Sip. Sorry.
07:28
07:28 >> Noble sip. Fair from my noble sip. Yeah.
07:30
07:30 >> Very cool, man. Hey, cheers to you,
07:32
07:32 buddy. Cheers to everyone watching and
07:33
07:33 listening. We do really appreciate it.
07:35
07:35 130 episodes, like I said in the
07:36
07:36 beginning of this is a long time. We've
07:38
07:38 been doing this for a while, my dude. Uh
07:40
07:40 not as long as many, but you know,
07:42
07:42 longer than most. So, cheers to that.
07:44
07:44 >> Hey, um buddy, shall we get to the chat
07:47
07:47 with this section? Talk about some stuff
07:48
07:48 or do you have anything that you want to
07:49
07:49 talk about before we get to that
07:50
07:50 section? Uh what's going on, buddy? What
07:52
07:52 do you want?
07:52
07:52 >> No, I mean, like I said, it's just a day
07:54
07:54 off. Uh we could just get right into the
07:56
07:56 right into the chat. I'm totally cool
07:57
07:57 with that. Let's [ __ ] do it, buddy. A
07:59
07:59 nice straightforward episode is what I'm
08:01
08:01 feeling right now.
08:02
08:02 >> Okay, there you go.
08:03
08:03 >> Go.
08:04
08:04 >> Yeah. So, the chat of the section is the
08:06
08:06 topics or are the topics that are going
08:07
08:07 to be uh talked about this week on this
08:10
08:10 podcast. Uh and the first one being
08:12
08:12 apple of my eye. Wonderful. Wonderful.
08:16
08:16 Uh the next one being cochill
08:20
08:20 la.
08:22
08:22 I don't know how to pronounce that, but
08:26
08:26 I'm going to assume that's how how to
08:28
08:28 say it. Uh, and the last one.
08:30
08:30 >> Hey, hey, if you need because I'm the
08:31
08:31 one that spelled it out. All right. We
08:32
08:32 know this guy can't spell. It's Co A.
08:39
08:39 >> Coach La. There you go.
08:41
08:41 >> All right. All right. And then the next
08:43
08:43 one, the final one for this week is
08:44
08:44 going to be digital diet 2.0. I think
08:47
08:47 Joshua's bringing back the digital diet.
08:49
08:49 Ah, interesting.
08:50
08:50 >> Okay. have to bring back the digital
08:52
08:52 diet. I mean, we're online. I mean,
08:54
08:54 you're all listening to us. We are part
08:55
08:55 of now your digital diet. So, uh we'll
08:57
08:57 get into that later.
08:58
08:58 >> Yeah, Sean, let's get into topic number
09:00
09:00 one. Apple of my eye.
09:01
09:01 >> This is
09:02
09:02 >> apple of my eye. This is my topic. Uh
09:04
09:04 and Joshua, let me start by saying that
09:06
09:06 the Cosmic Crisp
09:08
09:08 >> was an indicator of where I'm going with
09:11
09:11 this. Uh there was a Cosmic Crisp crawl
09:14
09:14 up here, buddy. There was a bar crawl
09:17
09:17 from uh from the TwoTown Cider Company.
09:20
09:20 Uh they came up to Seattle and did a
09:21
09:21 little bar crawl in three different bars
09:24
09:24 on paper. Uh but I just kind of wanted
09:27
09:27 to talk to you about that and ask the
09:28
09:28 question before I even start. Have you
09:30
09:30 ever been on a bar crawl?
09:33
09:33 >> Uh Jesus. You're asking me to remember
09:35
09:35 if I've gotten shitfaced for a whole day
09:38
09:38 jumping like bar to bar and if I
09:40
09:40 actually can if I can remember me doing
09:42
09:42 that.
09:43
09:43 >> Is that the question? Is that what
09:44
09:44 you're trying to ask me?
09:45
09:45 >> That is the question. Yeah. Have you
09:46
09:46 ever
09:46
09:46 >> I feel like we I feel like me, you and I
09:49
09:49 and my and our girlfriend like I think
09:51
09:51 didn't we go on a bar crawl one a couple
09:52
09:52 like once or twice?
09:55
09:55 >> I'm sure we have. I'm sure we have. I
09:56
09:56 just honestly I can't remember.
09:58
09:58 >> Yeah. No, I've definitely done done uh
10:01
10:01 at least I know with my girlfriend that
10:02
10:02 I'm thinking about. We did a bar crawl
10:03
10:03 from Santa Cruz to we went to Capola and
10:06
10:06 on our way back to Watsonville. Yeah. So
10:08
10:08 we we worked our way back. So yeah,
10:09
10:09 we've done the a bar crawl. Yeah.
10:12
10:12 Now, I guess the more specific question
10:14
10:14 is, have you ever done a themed bar
10:15
10:15 crawl?
10:17
10:17 >> Um, theme bar crawl. Yeah, I think that
10:20
10:20 day we did all like margaritas and and
10:22
10:22 kind of like drinks like that along the
10:24
10:24 way.
10:25
10:25 >> Okay.
10:25
10:25 >> Um, so yeah, I think the last one ended
10:27
10:27 up at like Beer Mule or something, one
10:29
10:29 of the local places around here. So, we
10:30
10:30 had I think they had margaritas there,
10:32
10:32 so we ended up drinking like some kind
10:33
10:33 of sour, which was on the sweeter notes,
10:36
10:36 you know, just it kind of swings into
10:37
10:37 that that thing. Um, but disclaimer real
10:40
10:40 quick before we get I I we did take an
10:42
10:42 Uber the whole time. Um, nobody drunk.
10:44
10:44 Nobody drunk. Yeah.
10:45
10:45 >> Yeah. No drinking and driving allowed
10:47
10:47 here.
10:48
10:48 >> No, absolutely not. Yeah. So, we did
10:50
10:50 that done that before times.
10:52
10:52 >> This was I wouldn't say my first
10:55
10:55 experience during a bar crawl, but this
10:56
10:56 was definitely an experience. Uh, on
10:58
10:58 paper, there were supposed to be three
10:60
10:60 bars that we were going to go to. Uh, we
11:02
11:02 went to the first bar and you know that
11:04
11:04 awkward like you get to the bar and
11:07
11:07 there's not a lot of people and so it's
11:08
11:08 like you don't really know what's going
11:10
11:10 on kind of vibe like you don't know if
11:12
11:12 you're welcome or not. That you know
11:13
11:13 what I'm talking about buddy? That that
11:14
11:14 feeling that you get the first time you
11:16
11:16 go somewhere, right?
11:17
11:17 >> I feel that every time I go somewhere to
11:19
11:19 be honest with you.
11:20
11:20 >> The only place I don't feel like that is
11:22
11:22 when I go to work cuz I've been doing it
11:23
11:23 for 20 [ __ ] years and every time it's
11:26
11:26 not awkward when I go in there but a
11:27
11:27 brand new place like a bar where I don't
11:29
11:29 know anybody. Yeah, this isn't Sesame
11:31
11:31 Street. I don't know everybody when I
11:32
11:32 walk into this place. Yeah, it's awkward
11:34
11:34 for me.
11:34
11:34 >> I don't know. I beg to differ. Joshua
11:36
11:36 could walk into a bar in the local area
11:37
11:37 and someone will know him. It's just it
11:40
11:40 just happens every time. Okay.
11:41
11:41 >> But in this case, uh didn't know
11:43
11:43 anybody. So the we walked into this
11:44
11:44 first bar and it's a sports bar. Uh they
11:47
11:47 had a lot of TVs. I just want to say
11:49
11:49 that right off the bat. Lots of TVs. Uh
11:51
11:51 but the vibe was kind of off-putting,
11:55
11:55 right? It was just like it just wasn't
11:56
11:56 there. And so like we, you know, take a
11:59
11:59 seat for a second to kind of take a lay
12:01
12:01 of the land, if you will, on this bar
12:03
12:03 crawl. And uh we, you know, scope out
12:06
12:06 the bar, you know, find that the that
12:08
12:08 there is an event happening here. Uh we
12:12
12:12 don't know who's heading the event. We
12:14
12:14 don't know anything like that. Uh, so we
12:16
12:16 grab a two- town cer and then we sit
12:19
12:19 down at our table and we kind of just
12:20
12:20 like we're just talking to each other
12:22
12:22 and kind of just figuring out if this is
12:24
12:24 worth staying, if we should go, yada
12:26
12:26 yada yada. Um,
12:28
12:28 by the time the scheduled time for the
12:31
12:31 second bar is coming up, uh, there's a
12:32
12:32 gentleman who after later on in this
12:35
12:35 story uh, becomes very nice. He's really
12:38
12:38 awesome. Uh, but a gentleman comes up to
12:40
12:40 us and he's like, "Hey, were you guys
12:41
12:41 here for the bar crawl?" Blah, blah,
12:42
12:42 blah. And we're like, "Yeah." And so we
12:44
12:44 got a bunch of cool merch. Um he was
12:46
12:46 like, "Here, let me give you some
12:47
12:47 stuff." He gave us some sunglasses and a
12:49
12:49 cool little patch, which I don't have in
12:51
12:51 front of me. Sorry, can't show it off.
12:53
12:53 Uh but he gave us all that stuff. And
12:55
12:55 he's like, "Hey, we're about to go to
12:57
12:57 the second bar." And uh you know, they
12:58
12:58 have more cers and stuff like that
12:60
12:60 because the first place that we went to
13:02
13:02 uh ran out of two towns cider, which if
13:05
13:05 you're doing a Two Towns Cider crawl, uh
13:07
13:07 you probably want to have Two Towns
13:10
13:10 Cider in the first bar. So, we were just
13:12
13:12 like,
13:13
13:13 >> makes sense.
13:14
13:14 >> Okay. So, at that moment, we decided
13:17
13:17 that we would go to the second place.
13:18
13:18 And if the second place sucked, then you
13:20
13:20 know what? [ __ ] this place and we'll
13:22
13:22 head home. So, we ended up going to the
13:25
13:25 second place. Actually, the guy left and
13:26
13:26 then we gave him like a few minutes.
13:28
13:28 Then we followed shortly after. Then we
13:30
13:30 get to the second place. The second
13:31
13:31 place, I will go on record saying, is
13:33
13:33 one of the
13:35
13:35 nicest dive bars I think I've been to,
13:38
13:38 which is saying a lot. It's a It was a
13:40
13:40 nice a really nice sports bar with
13:42
13:42 darts, pinball, uh pretty decent pizza
13:45
13:45 from what they told me. And uh we got
13:49
13:49 there and they had a bunch of Cosmic
13:52
13:52 Crisp. And they had a few different
13:54
13:54 flavors. They had the original, the
13:55
13:55 raspberry, uh a pineapple flavor, and
13:57
13:57 then a bunch of non-alcoholic as well,
13:59
13:59 >> which at that point is just cider, apple
14:02
14:02 cider, which I thought was funny. But uh
14:05
14:05 we got to second place, and then we
14:07
14:07 started actually having a good time.
14:08
14:08 time we started meeting new people and
14:10
14:10 then it actually became an event and
14:14
14:14 unfortunately this third place that was
14:16
14:16 supposed to happen there was supposed to
14:18
14:18 be a third bar uh we didn't make it to
14:20
14:20 the third bar. No one did because we all
14:22
14:22 collectively decided that we would stay
14:24
14:24 at the second bar and just wipe them out
14:26
14:26 completely of their cers. And that is
14:28
14:28 what we did as a collective. Um, we also
14:31
14:31 played a game of darts uh for a cooler
14:35
14:35 uh for a bag cooler that was Cosmic
14:38
14:38 Crisp themed, which I thought was really
14:39
14:39 cool. Uh, Joshua, I did not win the bag,
14:41
14:41 unfortunately. Uh, I was I was shot out.
14:45
14:45 I I uh the winning score was 84. I got
14:48
14:48 23, buddy. I wasn't even close. Not even
14:51
14:51 close.
14:51
14:51 >> That's really Yeah, it's not good. But
14:54
14:54 in this bar curl, my dude, like I I was
14:58
14:58 at first I was like, nah, this kind of
15:00
15:00 [ __ ] sucks. Like I never want to do a
15:02
15:02 bar curl again. But at the end, buddy, I
15:05
15:05 was I was having a blast. I was having a
15:07
15:07 blast. Met some new people. Uh the host,
15:10
15:10 I forget his name. Uh but he was a
15:13
15:13 Disney fan, so you would have hated him
15:15
15:15 right off the bat, uh right off the rip.
15:17
15:17 And uh he was just really cool. It was
15:19
15:19 just really nice to get an insight on
15:21
15:21 Two Towns and like some of the way that
15:23
15:23 they they make their cers and like where
15:26
15:26 they come from and like how they do it.
15:28
15:28 Uh so that was really [ __ ] awesome
15:29
15:29 and it was probably one of the better
15:31
15:31 experiences that I had after that. Um so
15:34
15:34 I just wanted to talk about that say
15:35
15:35 that I had a great time and it was fun
15:37
15:37 and uh two towns you know if you want to
15:39
15:39 sponsor us take some sponsorships baby
15:41
15:41 send them our way. So that's it buddy.
15:44
15:44 That was the apple of my eye. I had time
15:46
15:46 out of our crawl. It's a great great
15:49
15:49 story, but I always wonder when it comes
15:51
15:51 to bar crawls or just letting your
15:52
15:52 inhibitions down with alcohol.
15:55
15:55 >> What is it about alcohol that that
15:57
15:57 softens or like dulls out the edge of us
16:01
16:01 personally?
16:02
16:02 >> You know, why why can't we just ride
16:04
16:04 that rodeo, you know, get on that horse
16:06
16:06 all the time? Because it seems like to
16:08
16:08 me when you got to that first place, you
16:11
16:11 just weren't liquid lubed up. You know
16:12
16:12 what I mean? You weren't you weren't
16:13
16:13 soft in, you know, you weren't soft.
16:15
16:15 Your skin was a little hard. You were
16:17
16:17 all alligator skin. You hadn't put the
16:18
16:18 lube on yet. No cocoa butter. You know,
16:20
16:20 you weren't you weren't soft. You
16:21
16:21 weren't you weren't you weren't
16:22
16:22 malleable. You weren't flexible. Okay.
16:24
16:24 >> So, what is it about the liquid,
16:27
16:27 >> say soften, the liquid courage that
16:29
16:29 gives us the ability to kind of just
16:30
16:30 like let down, you know, give up our
16:33
16:33 guard a little bit. Yeah. Cuz I think
16:34
16:34 that's ultimately what happened to you.
16:36
16:36 You showed up to a place, it didn't feel
16:38
16:38 right. Even if you're Good. Even if
16:40
16:40 you're just buzzed out of your mind, you
16:42
16:42 could walk into a
16:43
16:43 >> anywhere that just is terrible because
16:45
16:45 you're having such a good time, you
16:47
16:47 know, you're buzzing or whatever, like
16:48
16:48 >> you're you're just going to feel good
16:49
16:49 anyways and you're not going to feel
16:51
16:51 that raw like that that empty energy
16:52
16:52 because you're just buzzing. You're
16:53
16:53 feeling good. So, what what is it about
16:56
16:56 that
16:56
16:56 >> that liquid courage confidence, you
16:58
16:58 know?
16:58
16:58 >> Yeah. The liquid courage that just gives
16:59
16:59 you the ability just to chill.
17:01
17:01 >> Honestly, I don't know. Like I I knew
17:04
17:04 >> like I knew that I was riding the chill
17:06
17:06 for sure because like I was I was being
17:08
17:08 my Joshua knows this personality when I
17:10
17:10 get a little buzzed. You know, it's
17:11
17:11 always more like go get him kind of
17:13
17:13 personality like
17:14
17:14 >> Yeah, it gets handsy, you know,
17:15
17:15 >> handsy, happy, you know, I'm just um I'm
17:17
17:17 all for it at that moment. You know, you
17:19
17:19 can tell me to do anything
17:21
17:21 >> and I'll do it. I was going to say
17:23
17:23 something very inappropriate, but I'm
17:24
17:24 not.
17:26
17:26 >> I'll do anything. Anything you want.
17:28
17:28 >> Come on, man. Mia needs a reason for the
17:30
17:30 bleep button. She needs a reason to just
17:32
17:32 hit that button.
17:33
17:33 >> No, she don't. Not this episode.
17:36
17:36 >> It's too late.
17:37
17:37 >> It's too late now.
17:38
17:38 >> But I I don't know. I guess the liquid
17:40
17:40 courage I guess it's just like,
17:43
17:43 >> you know, your brain probably can't
17:44
17:44 connect all the synapses in your head,
17:46
17:46 right? And so the one that's telling you
17:47
17:47 not to do that because it's going to
17:49
17:49 make you embarrassed isn't connecting.
17:50
17:50 So it's just like, yeah, [ __ ] it. Go for
17:52
17:52 it, bro. Like I think that's just what
17:53
17:53 hap I think that's what is happening.
17:55
17:55 You know, your brain just can't make
17:57
17:57 connections. So
17:58
17:58 >> yeah. Yeah. Well, I think a lot of us
17:59
17:59 just kind of put up that little bit of a
18:00
18:00 shield in the beginning. You know what I
18:02
18:02 mean?
18:02
18:02 >> You know, a little bit. I think it's
18:04
18:04 just a regular coat we wear, you know,
18:08
18:08 in a daily basis. And once we get a
18:10
18:10 little liquid courage, we drop that coat
18:11
18:11 and it's a comfortable like I've done
18:13
18:13 this many of times like like going to a
18:15
18:15 place like you did and felt
18:16
18:16 uncomfortable and then you have one or
18:17
18:17 two drinks and then all of a sudden you
18:18
18:18 kind of shed that skin and you feel more
18:20
18:20 comfortable and you meet people that you
18:21
18:21 wouldn't even say hi to. It's just it's
18:23
18:23 just kind of an interesting concept
18:25
18:25 about every one of us that it just takes
18:27
18:27 a little bit of softening and sometimes
18:30
18:30 that comes in the form of alcohol to
18:32
18:32 just get us to meet new people and it's
18:33
18:33 kind of interesting that that we have to
18:35
18:35 do that, you know, and some people are
18:36
18:36 just naturally just a butterfly. They
18:39
18:39 can just do that. But
18:40
18:40 >> the rest of us kind of hold
18:42
18:42 >> Yeah. They're almost too because you
18:44
18:44 kind of imagine if you're just that way,
18:45
18:45 not under the influence like what
18:47
18:47 happens to you when you are.
18:48
18:48 >> Yeah. Yeah. It's a It feels like a small
18:50
18:50 thin line, you know? Like the one moment
18:53
18:53 they're like perfectly fine and the next
18:55
18:55 moment they're just licking toads off
18:57
18:57 [ __ ] swamp water, you know, just
18:60
19:00 crazy.
19:01
19:01 >> So I guess I guess a cool experiment is
19:02
19:02 just go around acting like you're drunk
19:04
19:04 all the time, you know?
19:07
19:07 >> It's one way to get you into jail. So
19:10
19:10 >> yeah, but when you when you blow on the
19:12
19:12 breathalyzer, you're going to be fine.
19:14
19:14 So they're just like, "This person's
19:15
19:15 just naturally crazy." So I mean, maybe
19:17
19:17 you just get away with it. So, next time
19:19
19:19 you're out and it feels awkward in the
19:21
19:21 space, just start just pretend you're
19:22
19:22 drunk. And then maybe you'll let that
19:24
19:24 guard down and maybe you'll just meet
19:25
19:25 somebody new. And who knows, future
19:27
19:27 wife, future husband, or future stalker,
19:29
19:29 >> you know? I don't know.
19:30
19:30 >> All of the above, you know, all of the
19:33
19:33 above. Um, but you mind if I throw out a
19:36
19:36 quick uh would you rather to?
19:38
19:38 >> I would love it if you would you rather.
19:39
19:39 This is perfect. I'm going to sip while
19:41
19:41 you ask me this. Would you rather?
19:42
19:42 >> Yeah, buddy. Here you go. One from the
19:44
19:44 top, one from the bottom. Joshua, would
19:45
19:45 you rather always be running 30 minutes
19:48
19:48 late or
19:52
19:52 drink only plain water for the rest of
19:54
19:54 your life? That both kind of sounds sad.
19:56
19:56 Yeah, I I I think running late would be
19:58
19:58 bad because then I wouldn't have I
20:00
20:00 wouldn't be able to drink water because
20:01
20:01 I'd probably be broke or poor or like I
20:03
20:03 wouldn't be able So I I gotta make a
20:07
20:07 business decision and I would I would
20:09
20:09 rather drink water because it's good for
20:11
20:11 me
20:12
20:12 >> um than be 30 minutes late all the time
20:13
20:13 because being 30 minutes late to your
20:15
20:15 wedding or being 30 minutes late to a
20:17
20:17 heart transplant or some [ __ ] you
20:19
20:19 probably die.
20:20
20:20 >> So you just can't be late everywhere you
20:22
20:22 go. Do you think though that maybe a few
20:24
20:24 of those times like you would like it
20:26
20:26 would be beneficial for you to be late,
20:28
20:28 you know, like let's say for example
20:31
20:31 like you you're 30 minutes late for the
20:33
20:33 grocery store, but if you were there 30
20:35
20:35 minutes like before that like you would
20:38
20:38 have missed out on like getting the best
20:40
20:40 cut of meat, you know, but because
20:41
20:41 you're 30 minutes late, you were able to
20:42
20:42 get the best cut of meat.
20:44
20:44 >> I I don't know. I think being late is
20:46
20:46 all kind of uh like time, right? What
20:49
20:49 does it mean? But I I've I've been, you
20:53
20:53 know, believe it or not, I've been
20:54
20:54 coming home late at night and showing up
20:56
20:56 maybe 10 or 15 minutes like going home
20:59
20:59 from from Santa Cruz to Watsonville. Um
21:02
21:02 been showing up right after a car
21:04
21:04 accident. I'm I'm literally telling the
21:06
21:06 car is still the car is still smoking.
21:08
21:08 It's flipped over to the side. People's
21:09
21:09 arms are hanging out and [ __ ] So it's
21:11
21:11 like in that situation being 30 minutes
21:14
21:14 behind a a tragedy is probably good. So,
21:18
21:18 but being if it was a a a solid granite
21:22
21:22 like it just had to be that way,
21:24
21:24 >> I I don't think being late all the time
21:26
21:26 would be beneficial uh all the time.
21:30
21:30 >> Like if that was just had to be that
21:31
21:31 way. No, I don't I don't think I I
21:32
21:32 couldn't. I just drink water. It's a
21:34
21:34 benefit. Water's good for you. They say
21:35
21:35 as long as you drink the right kind of
21:36
21:36 water.
21:37
21:37 >> Too much water can kill you. So, just
21:39
21:39 watch out for that.
21:40
21:40 >> Any kind of toilet water is not good for
21:42
21:42 you. So, it's just I probably
21:44
21:44 >> Not my toilet water.
21:46
21:46 Well,
21:48
21:48 >> all right. Let me give you one more and
21:49
21:49 then we'll move on to the next one here,
21:50
21:50 buddy. Joshua, would you rather
21:52
21:52 >> fart every time you kiss someone?
21:55
21:55 >> Feel like you already do that, but it's
21:57
21:57 just me. Or
21:59
21:59 text your mom saying help and then don't
22:02
22:02 speak to anyone in your family for a
22:04
22:04 month.
22:06
22:06 >> That would cause that would cause so
22:09
22:09 much I think. Okay. Causing my mom
22:11
22:11 anxiety at this stage of her life would
22:13
22:13 not be cool. or my f my family members
22:16
22:16 probably be okay. They like Josh is just
22:17
22:17 [ __ ] crazy. So they they would get
22:19
22:19 it. They'd be fine with it. But my mom,
22:21
22:21 I I couldn't do that to my mom, but I
22:23
22:23 would totally pass gas. But if if this
22:26
22:26 again, if this is what I had to do, I
22:28
22:28 would I would very very strictly
22:31
22:31 regulate my diet.
22:32
22:32 >> So every fart I laid
22:33
22:33 >> Yeah, dude.
22:34
22:34 >> smelled like somebody's cologne. Like
22:36
22:36 you would you would want me to come into
22:38
22:38 your room and just pass gas just because
22:40
22:40 somebody else smelled. I would be the
22:42
22:42 person that would bring the the the good
22:45
22:45 smell. I would I would just be that
22:46
22:46 person. So, yeah,
22:47
22:47 >> I'm okay then. Yeah.
22:48
22:48 >> Best guess. Focus on your diet.
22:51
22:51 >> Regulate your farts.
22:51
22:51 >> I'm with you. I'm with you on this one,
22:53
22:53 too. I'm going to regulate the farts. Uh
22:55
22:55 but I'm going to bring up another
22:56
22:56 product. Listen, this is to kind of
22:59
22:59 justify me from the few weeks ago where
23:01
23:01 I talked about the fanny pack or sorry,
23:03
23:03 talked about the butter churn thing. Uh
23:06
23:06 it was just a Ziploc bag. It was just a
23:08
23:08 Ziploc bag with in a fanny pack that
23:11
23:11 people were using. There was no product.
23:13
23:13 Yeah, there was no product. It was just
23:15
23:15 a Ziploc bag. That was all it was.
23:17
23:17 >> Fake news.
23:17
23:17 >> But this this is an actual product and I
23:19
23:19 know it is because I've seen it. Uh
23:22
23:22 Joshua, they make underwear that you can
23:23
23:23 put a little tiny sheet of like fabric
23:25
23:25 in it so that when you fart uh it like
23:28
23:28 smells good. Like I think that is what I
23:31
23:31 would invest in with the uh kissing
23:33
23:33 someone every time is I'd have that
23:35
23:35 little uh little underwear with fabric
23:36
23:36 to to smell it and make it smell nice.
23:39
23:39 So
23:40
23:40 >> So would you at all think about your
23:41
23:41 diet like myself or would you just go
23:42
23:42 straight to the tape
23:44
23:44 >> straight to the think about my diet
23:45
23:45 anyway?
23:46
23:46 >> No, bro. No.
23:48
23:48 >> I mean it could be beneficial though for
23:50
23:50 you just to kind of think what you put
23:51
23:51 in your mouth might come out your butt.
23:54
23:54 >> Fine.
23:58
23:58 I'm just saying you if you're going to
23:60
23:60 chew on it and then just release it. I
24:02
24:02 mean, might as well think about the way
24:04
24:04 it comes out.
24:05
24:05 >> Welled. It was really well worded. Yes.
24:07
24:07 You know what, Joshua? Just because of
24:08
24:08 that, I will I'll think about my diet
24:10
24:10 the next time I'm passing gas.
24:13
24:13 >> You know, every time I have Taco Bell, I
24:15
24:15 always think about the person next to
24:16
24:16 me, you know, 20 minutes later,
24:21
24:21 just like, "Hey, you know, just let you
24:24
24:24 know I had Taco Bell for lunch.
24:26
24:26 >> You want to hang out there? be my guest.
24:28
24:28 You know, it's your I just let you know
24:30
24:30 now. It's like a warning sign, you know.
24:33
24:33 >> Oh, [ __ ] All right, buddy. Let's move
24:34
24:34 on. Let's do this. How do you How do you
24:36
24:36 pronounce this one again, buddy? How do
24:38
24:38 you say this?
24:39
24:39 >> Co- chill la.
24:46
24:46 >> All right. Is this your topic or my top?
24:48
24:48 What?
24:49
24:49 >> Uh, I mean, I think it's, you know,
24:51
24:51 honestly, I think it's universally
24:52
24:52 everybody listening's topic, whether
24:55
24:55 you've gone or you haven't gone. or
24:56
24:56 maybe it's popping up in your feed. Yes,
24:59
24:59 I didn't spell it the right way and I
25:00
25:00 don't spell things right anyway, so get
25:02
25:02 over it. This is what this podcast
25:04
25:04 consists of. Joshua trying to spell
25:06
25:06 things. Um, but this topic is all about
25:08
25:08 Coachella. And if anybody any one of you
25:11
25:11 has gone, I would be interested to know
25:12
25:12 in the comments, you know, if you want
25:13
25:13 to you want to join along in this
25:15
25:15 conversation. Um, it would be nice to
25:18
25:18 know your experience or prices or or
25:22
25:22 whatever what have you of your Coachella
25:23
25:23 experience. But Sean, I don't think
25:25
25:25 you've ever gone to Coachella and I know
25:27
25:27 I never have. The people in my artwork
25:30
25:30 in the background seems like they've
25:31
25:31 been hanging out there a little too
25:32
25:32 long. Um
25:33
25:33 >> I think it's the wrong event.
25:36
25:36 >> Yeah, Woodstock looking festival.
25:38
25:38 >> Well, no. Well, there's hippies on one
25:39
25:39 side. There's a big dollar, you know,
25:40
25:40 the corporate guy on the other side. You
25:42
25:42 know, there there's corporate versus So,
25:43
25:43 there's a mashup going on at Coachella.
25:45
25:45 Um but
25:47
25:47 >> Sean Coachella, what do you know about
25:49
25:49 it? Do you know like anybody?
25:51
25:51 >> It's funny that you asked, Joshua. It's
25:52
25:52 funny that you asked because I set up
25:55
25:55 and put together a little presentation
25:57
25:57 for us, buddy. A little presentation to
25:59
25:59 show off Coachella. So, I pronounced it
26:03
26:03 Coachella. So, here you go, buddy. I'm
26:05
26:05 going to share my screen with you and
26:06
26:06 the people watching. Just keep on
26:07
26:07 watching. Go and start this bad boy up.
26:09
26:09 Here you go. Uh, buddy, can you see the
26:11
26:11 screen?
26:12
26:12 >> I see a bunch of little smiley faces.
26:15
26:15 >> Perfect. Uh, what does it say on the
26:16
26:16 bottom right there?
26:17
26:17 >> It says pores will be pores.
26:21
26:21 >> Damn straight, buddy. Here we go. Let's
26:22
26:22 talk about Coachella. Okay.
26:26
26:26 Welcome to the poor date last week. Cuz
26:30
26:30 by the time this comes out, I believe
26:31
26:31 the end of Coachella has already
26:33
26:33 Coachella has already ended. So there's
26:35
26:35 that. So this is more for a future
26:37
26:37 Joshua and Sean buddy. Um let's get into
26:40
26:40 it. So giving some photo credits here
26:42
26:42 because we're going to be using some uh
26:44
26:44 some examples in this slideshow. Um
26:47
26:47 Papa, are we poor? So here you go. This
26:51
26:51 is what we're going to be talking about,
26:52
26:52 buddy. We're going to be comparing two
26:53
26:53 things here. Car camping and safari
26:57
26:57 campgrounds. All right. Does this mean
26:58
26:58 anything to you?
27:01
27:01 >> No, it doesn't mean anything to me. No.
27:04
27:04 >> Perfect. So, now we're going to talk
27:06
27:06 about it, buddy. So, let's get on into
27:08
27:08 it. So, here we go. Uh Joshua, this is
27:11
27:11 taken from a creator. I just took some
27:13
27:13 screenshots and the creator's name down
27:14
27:14 there. Uh but this is one way that
27:17
27:17 people are living through Coachella.
27:20
27:20 Okay, so this is uh car camping and I'll
27:23
27:23 kind of show you some examples of like
27:24
27:24 their setup and this is no means to like
27:27
27:27 show like to [ __ ] on people. This is
27:28
27:28 just we're going to ask some questions
27:30
27:30 and buddy I need to know some answers
27:31
27:31 later on, but this is kind of like their
27:33
27:33 setup right now. And I want you to take
27:35
27:35 all of this in, okay? Because the
27:37
27:37 question I will have for you at the end
27:38
27:38 of this uh is pretty pretty reasonable.
27:42
27:42 Uh, first of all, would you do this,
27:44
27:44 buddy?
27:46
27:46 >> I thought they were doing it.
27:47
27:47 >> Would I car camp?
27:48
27:48 >> Yeah,
27:49
27:49 >> absolutely. Yes, I would car camp. I
27:51
27:51 mean, it's a controlled environment. If
27:52
27:52 you got to go indoors, shut the doors,
27:54
27:54 be safe, I would I would car camp, but I
27:56
27:56 you couldn't do it in a Tesla. You got
27:58
27:58 to have a vehicle that actually like is
27:60
27:60 suitable for car camping.
28:02
28:02 >> So, good point.
28:04
28:04 >> Yeah, there you go. I would car camp if
28:05
28:05 I had the right car.
28:06
28:06 >> Yes.
28:06
28:06 >> Okay, perfect. Uh, how much would you
28:09
28:09 spend to do this or not do this? So, you
28:11
28:11 car that you're going to do it? Yeah.
28:12
28:12 How much would you spend to do this
28:15
28:15 >> uh to car camp? Jesus, I I I don't even
28:18
28:18 have a baseline. But if I had to show up
28:20
28:20 like if I if I had a flat piece of
28:22
28:22 ground, you know, um
28:26
28:26 wasn't like cows and [ __ ] around. It
28:28
28:28 wasn't things crawling into my car, you
28:29
28:29 know. [ __ ] I only got to worry about
28:30
28:30 bears, you know. I don't I don't Maybe I
28:32
28:32 do. Eusede. Okay. I will I'm going to
28:36
28:36 say to car camp
28:38
28:38 >> at a legitimate festival
28:41
28:41 >> sleeping in my car.
28:43
28:43 >> I'm gonna go $220.
28:46
28:46 Okay. All right. Seems reasonable. Let's
28:49
28:49 move on to the price of this buddy. So,
28:50
28:50 here you go. Price. Uh, buddy. To car
28:53
28:53 camp it is $40 per night or $160 for the
28:57
28:57 whole weekend. So,
29:00
29:00 >> okay. All right. I was I was close. All
29:03
29:03 right. I didn't even know. Okay, this is
29:05
29:05 good. This is good.
29:05
29:05 >> This is where they get you, though. This
29:07
29:07 is where they get you. So, they have two
29:08
29:08 different options here. They have
29:09
29:09 preferred front row car parking or
29:11
29:11 camping uh for $130 a night or
29:16
29:16 they have just preferred parking, which
29:19
29:19 is 105 a night. And you can kind of read
29:21
29:21 what they say on here, but the preferred
29:23
29:23 one, the more expensive one is basically
29:24
29:24 arrive at your leisure in a guaranteed
29:27
29:27 spot in front row of the lot closest to
29:29
29:29 the venue. That's all it is. That's all
29:32
29:32 you're getting. You're basically getting
29:33
29:33 the ability to park closer to the venue.
29:36
29:36 So, would you be doing any of those,
29:38
29:38 buddy?
29:39
29:39 >> Uh, is there still Can can I ask can I
29:41
29:41 can I pull up in a limo?
29:43
29:43 >> Like a badass limo? Like a big old
29:45
29:45 stretch [ __ ] Is that still Is that
29:47
29:47 still considered a car?
29:48
29:48 >> Is it just to drop you like if you're
29:50
29:50 staying?
29:50
29:50 >> No, I I'm sleeping in it. I convert this
29:52
29:52 [ __ ] Put a big old king size two
29:54
29:54 king-size bed. People are touching tips.
29:57
29:57 You know what I'm saying? Like you can
29:58
29:58 just
29:59
29:59 >> They do have an option for RVs and
30:01
30:01 stuff. So, I would think that it would
30:03
30:03 qualify for that, but I didn't show that
30:05
30:05 on here. Yeah, I don't have that pricing
30:06
30:06 on there, unfortunately.
30:07
30:07 >> So, am I maxing out? Are you asking me
30:08
30:08 if I'm going premium?
30:09
30:09 >> Yeah. Are you going premium or you just
30:11
30:11 sticking to 160 for the entire event?
30:13
30:13 >> No. No, I'm not. I I cannot go premium.
30:16
30:16 I cannot justify sleeping in my own car
30:18
30:18 for that much money.
30:20
30:20 >> Okay. All right. Uh, but wait, buddy,
30:22
30:22 there's more. Hang on. Hang on. Joshua,
30:25
30:25 they offer shuttle passes. H
30:28
30:28 >> would you take the extra $150 for a
30:32
30:32 shuttle pass?
30:33
30:33 >> No, I walk too much. My legs are too
30:35
30:35 healthy. Stupid.
30:37
30:37 >> Okay. All right. I'm just throwing the
30:40
30:40 question out there.
30:41
30:41 >> I mean, and not talk [ __ ] about people
30:42
30:42 who want to use that that, you know,
30:44
30:44 that luxury, but I sorry, you know, burn
30:47
30:47 some calories, use your legs.
30:49
30:49 >> Now, before we even move on from this,
30:51
30:51 buddy, that is just to park there. So,
30:53
30:53 we still haven't even got to like the
30:55
30:55 tickets for Coachella. And I I'm not
30:58
30:58 even pricing all that stuff out because
30:59
30:59 we all know Coachella prices are very
31:01
31:01 expensive. I'm just kind of showing you
31:03
31:03 like the options that people are taking,
31:05
31:05 right?
31:06
31:06 >> I mean, I'm not broke yet.
31:08
31:08 >> I'm not broke yet. I've paid for this.
31:10
31:10 We're going to pretend I already put put
31:12
31:12 quarters in this slot machine.
31:14
31:14 >> I kind of already knew where you were
31:16
31:16 going to go with this one. Uh but I want
31:17
31:17 to show you uh the second style of life,
31:21
31:21 right? So, is this more your style,
31:23
31:23 buddy? So, first off, there is a private
31:27
31:27 parking lot for people who are doing
31:29
31:29 this adventure in safari.
31:32
31:32 >> On top of that, they get shuttled from
31:34
31:34 their vehicle
31:36
31:36 >> to their whole setup.
31:39
31:39 >> And so, this is their setup, buddy. This
31:41
31:41 is
31:42
31:42 >> these are real beds. These aren't blowup
31:44
31:44 mattresses. These are real beds.
31:46
31:46 >> It's not AI real.
31:48
31:48 >> There is AC coolers. There are showers
31:52
31:52 and there's a private bar.
31:54
31:54 >> There's a private bar.
31:56
31:56 >> It's nice
31:56
31:56 >> with food.
31:59
31:59 >> Food don't look like that. Don't believe
32:00
32:00 that.
32:01
32:01 >> The food the food looks like that,
32:02
32:02 buddy. The food looks like that.
32:04
32:04 >> I believe it.
32:05
32:05 >> That's what they get.
32:06
32:06 >> That's the best meal probably. No. Okay.
32:08
32:08 >> On top of that, they get shuttled to the
32:12
32:12 venues like all of the the concert
32:15
32:15 venues. They get shuttled to it. There's
32:16
32:16 no walking, buddy. There's no walking
32:18
32:18 these streets here. So, you feel like a
32:20
32:20 rock star at this point. You feel you
32:22
32:22 feel important.
32:23
32:23 >> You feel like a true VIP, buddy. So, the
32:27
32:27 question is, what would you do this this
32:31
32:31 way?
32:32
32:32 >> Would I do it that way?
32:34
32:34 >> Yeah. And also, how much do you think
32:35
32:35 this would be?
32:36
32:36 >> I'm going You know what? I would not do
32:39
32:39 this because I don't need [ __ ]
32:41
32:41 somebody to shuttle me around in a golf
32:42
32:42 cart to make me feel important.
32:44
32:44 >> Tell you right now, that food, I'm over
32:47
32:47 it. That's probably the best looking
32:49
32:49 meal out of all. So, I'm not paying for
32:52
32:52 the uniqueness of that experience, but I
32:55
32:55 can guarantee you it's it's around at
32:58
32:58 least $1,200
33:01
33:01 for that experience.
33:03
33:03 >> All right, let's find out, buddy. Let's
33:05
33:05 Let's break this price down real quick.
33:07
33:07 So, prices. Here we go. So, Safari
33:09
33:09 Camping weekend one and two. It starts
33:13
33:13 at $1,000 per person.
33:15
33:15 >> I'm close. I'm close. per night. Yeah.
33:17
33:17 So, it just starts at that price.
33:20
33:20 >> Um, that's really good. Yeah.
33:23
33:23 >> So, this is kind of like all their
33:25
33:25 amenities that you get. You get a full
33:26
33:26 four uh four night stay. You get two
33:28
33:28 guest passes, uh, safari exclusive golf
33:31
33:31 cart shuttles, uh, a conciier, a front
33:34
33:34 desk, a campground, AC restrooms and
33:37
33:37 showers, uh, you know, all the basic
33:40
33:40 kind of living amenities is, uh, what
33:43
33:43 you're getting here. It's basically a
33:44
33:44 glorified glamping situation here.
33:46
33:46 >> I feel so important. I feel I feel
33:49
33:49 important right now.
33:51
33:51 >> But wait, buddy, there's more. So,
33:53
33:53 here's a more indepth
33:55
33:55 >> price breakdown as you can see here. So,
33:59
33:59 >> $9,000 for a Safari tent for two people,
34:02
34:02 >> right?
34:03
34:03 >> This was actually being sold like this.
34:05
34:05 When people went through, right, and did
34:06
34:06 the pricing and stuff, this is what you
34:09
34:09 would get. Okay, so for tier one, it
34:13
34:13 would be $9,000. And I think the tiers,
34:14
34:14 the way they kind of allocated them is
34:16
34:16 like you get certain viewing areas. Some
34:18
34:18 come with exclusive dining and things
34:20
34:20 like that. So the most that you can
34:22
34:22 spend here is $11,000.
34:25
34:25 And you'd essentially get everything
34:26
34:26 under the [ __ ] sun for 11 grand,
34:29
34:29 buddy. 11 grand. You doing it?
34:33
34:33 >> $11,000. See, this is where I kind of
34:35
34:35 get sick to my stomach. You know, people
34:38
34:38 can't afford food. You know, people
34:40
34:40 can't even afford most most of anything.
34:43
34:43 A brand new toothbrush. People are
34:44
34:44 scrubbing this up with the down to the
34:46
34:46 plastic of the bristles on their [ __ ]
34:47
34:47 brush. And you got $11,000. But if I had
34:50
34:50 it, would I spend? No, I would not. But
34:52
34:52 I would certainly let somebody else
34:54
34:54 spend the money for me for me to have
34:57
34:57 that experience.
34:59
34:59 You want to take if you want me if you
35:02
35:02 want to be that sugar to my mama or the
35:05
35:05 sugar to the daddy, whatever it is, go
35:07
35:07 ahead. I I feel free. Spend $11,000 on
35:11
35:11 that experience for you and me doing it.
35:14
35:14 >> All right. So, you're taking
35:15
35:15 applications is what I'm
35:16
35:16 >> I'm doing it. You know, I'll hang out
35:19
35:19 with you, you know.
35:21
35:21 >> All right. But wait, buddy, there's
35:22
35:22 more. So, all of that doesn't include
35:26
35:26 some of this other stuff in here. So,
35:28
35:28 there are VIP charging lockers, which
35:30
35:30 aren't included. So, for a hundred
35:32
35:32 bucks, uh they're just regular lockers
35:35
35:35 for $100. Dining experiences, I think
35:38
35:38 the dining experience is included in one
35:40
35:40 of those VIP tiers. Uh but that's a
35:42
35:42 minimum $362 extra dollar.
35:44
35:44 Merchandising, the limited edition
35:46
35:46 hoodie that they were selling, $90. The
35:49
35:49 concert lineup poster, $20, buddy. all
35:52
35:52 these [ __ ] extra things here. Like
35:55
35:55 the price gouging at Coachella is
35:58
35:58 phenomenal. So what I'm thinking, my
36:01
36:01 dude, I'm thinking that we need to start
36:03
36:03 a festival. Dare I say a close to a
36:06
36:06 firefest, you know?
36:08
36:08 >> So anyways, thank you. Uh if this is if
36:14
36:14 this is for you, that's okay. Uh we're
36:16
36:16 not here to yuck anybody's yum. Uh just
36:18
36:18 remember, debt is a [ __ ] So, uh,
36:22
36:22 Joshua, thank you for coming to my TED
36:23
36:23 talk. Uh, that is all I wanted to share
36:25
36:25 on that and kind of get your opinion on
36:27
36:27 some of the outrageous Coachella
36:30
36:30 pricing. So,
36:32
36:32 >> for the uh, I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
36:34
36:34 I'm spending the money.
36:35
36:35 >> You do it. You spend $1,000.
36:37
36:37 >> I'm spending the money to feel like a
36:38
36:38 VIP. Uh, I hope that there is one of
36:40
36:40 those fish pools that's the fish suck
36:42
36:42 your little fees. Like, that is what I
36:44
36:44 want and I hope that is there. So, I'm
36:46
36:46 doing it. I'm spending the 11k. Uh,
36:49
36:49 money is just money. You can't take it
36:51
36:51 with you. You can only pass it on,
36:52
36:52 right? You can only pass your debt on to
36:54
36:54 the next kin. So, uh, good luck to them.
36:57
36:57 So,
36:58
36:58 >> there you go.
36:58
36:58 >> My goodness. Yeah. I mean, I guess,
37:00
37:00 dude. I guess
37:02
37:02 >> you didn't even talk about food prices.
37:03
37:03 I thought you were going to actually
37:04
37:04 talk about food prices.
37:06
37:06 >> I was running out of time and I was
37:07
37:07 getting too ind depth. Food is [ __ ]
37:09
37:09 expensive, buddy. Uh, there was another
37:11
37:11 video that I saw where somebody was
37:12
37:12 paying like $30 for like two beers or
37:16
37:16 like $40 for two beers or some [ __ ] like
37:19
37:19 that, which is insane for two beers or
37:21
37:21 two white claws. Like, dude, like come
37:25
37:25 on now. That's
37:27
37:27 can't justify it.
37:28
37:28 >> Well, I knew we were going to s I knew
37:30
37:30 we were going to talk about a little
37:30
37:30 bit, so I had to bring up some food
37:32
37:32 prices if you didn't get to it. Um, I
37:34
37:34 got I got a couple here. So, believe it
37:36
37:36 or not, this could be reasonable
37:38
37:38 depending on where you get your pizza
37:39
37:39 from. They had a they have a whole large
37:41
37:41 pizza for $65.
37:44
37:44 Doesn't say how many. It doesn't say how
37:45
37:45 many toppings.
37:46
37:46 >> Doesn't say the size, does it?
37:47
37:47 >> It No, it just says a whole large. Um
37:50
37:50 they they have another Hey, if you want
37:52
37:52 to get two burritos and a what is this?
37:55
37:55 A cucumber water. You could pay $64 for
37:58
37:58 that.
37:59
37:59 >> Oh [ __ ] $64 for a cucumber in my water.
38:02
38:02 Bring it on, baby. Bring it on. And if
38:04
38:04 you haven't taken an expensive dump,
38:06
38:06 they got dumplings for $18. So there you
38:09
38:09 go.
38:10
38:10 >> That's [ __ ] crazy, dude.
38:11
38:11 >> $18 for a big old dump.
38:14
38:14 >> So to be honest with you, buddy, uh I
38:18
38:18 would not do any of Coachella. Not not
38:20
38:20 in the slightest. I would rather sit
38:22
38:22 down on the couch and do Coochella.
38:25
38:25 >> Uh because Coachella is streamed live
38:27
38:27 now. Like
38:28
38:28 >> Oh, what? Through YouTube, you can watch
38:30
38:30 all the artists from every stage, and
38:33
38:33 it's free. Like, what more could you
38:36
38:36 want than your own ACD home or
38:39
38:39 apartment, you with a non $40 alcoholic
38:43
38:43 beverage, sitting down, enjoying better
38:46
38:46 views than most people who are actually
38:48
38:48 there, and just getting your toes sucked
38:51
38:51 by a frog, like in the personal home.
38:54
38:54 Like, it it can't get any better than
38:56
38:56 that, my dude. So, I'm doing that, which
38:58
38:58 is what I was doing this weekend, uh,
38:60
38:60 was watching Coachella from my couch.
39:02
39:02 So, I enjoyed it.
39:04
39:04 >> I'm thinking, you know, you said it
39:05
39:05 earlier, our own festival. I think we do
39:07
39:07 our own, sorry for the delay, couch
39:10
39:10 chill festival.
39:11
39:11 >> Couchilla festival. I love it.
39:14
39:14 >> And, uh, our pizza will be cheaper. Our,
39:17
39:17 uh, I the amenities will almost be free.
39:21
39:21 I'll offer a three ply toilet paper soft
39:23
39:23 wipes if you want them. Um, but yeah, I
39:26
39:26 I think we could me and you could put
39:27
39:27 together something where uh maybe we
39:29
39:29 host the couch chill, the first Starford
39:32
39:32 delay couch chill festival.
39:34
39:34 >> Couch chill. I love it. I love it. Put
39:36
39:36 that You know what? Uh we'll Mia, put
39:39
39:39 that in the the notes for later.
39:41
39:41 Couchilla. Maybe Couchilla 2027. We'll
39:44
39:44 figure that [ __ ] out.
39:45
39:45 >> And you know what else will be offered
39:46
39:46 up on that, too?
39:47
39:47 >> What buddy? some of our AI original
39:51
39:51 music.
39:54
39:54 >> Buddy, what do you what do you got going
39:56
39:56 for us? What is uh what is this AI music
39:58
39:58 for us?
39:59
39:59 >> Uh so for today's uh Sean, um I I sent
40:03
40:03 it to Sean. It's called Whiskey and
40:06
40:06 what, Sean?
40:07
40:07 >> Waves.
40:08
40:08 >> Whiskey and Waves. So Whiskey and Waves
40:10
40:10 was another one of these original fun
40:12
40:12 tracks that I came up with. I I figured
40:15
40:15 it's again, we're in summertime. I hate
40:17
40:17 keep I hate I I hate to keep saying
40:20
40:20 that, but we're all about good vibes.
40:22
40:22 And I think this song is going to show a
40:24
40:24 lot of good vibes through its spirit,
40:27
40:27 through its soul. And uh I I don't want
40:29
40:29 to go too much into detail. I just want
40:30
40:30 you to sit back, relax, put the windows
40:32
40:32 up, put the windows down, just enjoy
40:34
40:34 this on your way to work or wherever
40:35
40:35 you're headed right now when you listen
40:36
40:36 to this. So uh Sean, put the quarter in.
40:39
40:39 Whiskey and waves.
40:41
40:41 >> Here we go, ladies and gentlemen. Enjoy.
40:49
40:49 Yeah.
41:05
41:05 Sun setting low on a sulkus road.
41:10
41:10 Boots in the sand where the warm tide
41:12
41:12 flows.
41:14
41:14 Got a bottle in my hand and a breeze in
41:17
41:17 my hair.
41:19
41:19 Feels like the whole damn world put me
41:22
41:22 right here.
41:25
41:25 And every little moment hits sweeter.
41:30
41:30 When the night is huming like a speaker,
41:34
41:34 whiskey and waves, yeah, they carry me
41:38
41:38 home. Drifting like a reel with nohere
41:42
41:42 to go.
41:44
41:44 Heart on fire, but my soul's at ease.
41:49
41:49 Riding this rhythm like a warm sea
41:53
41:53 breeze.
41:54
41:54 Whiskey and waste,
41:59
41:59 that's all I need.
42:10
42:10 Bare feet dancing where the shor line
42:13
42:13 bends.
42:15
42:15 Lost track of time with the tide and
42:18
42:18 friends. Got a little bit of trouble in
42:21
42:21 my blood
42:23
42:23 tonight. But the moon on the water makes
42:27
42:27 it feel just right.
42:30
42:30 And every little moment it's sweeter.
42:35
42:35 When the night air is huming like a
42:38
42:38 speaker,
42:40
42:40 whiskey and way. Yeah, they carry me
42:44
42:44 home. Drifting like a rebel with nohere
42:48
42:48 to go.
42:50
42:50 Heart on fire, but my soul's at ease.
42:55
42:55 Riding this rhythm like a warm sea
42:59
42:59 breeze.
43:01
43:01 Whiskey and waves,
43:05
43:05 that's all I need.
43:16
43:16 Let the tide roll in. Let the past roll
43:18
43:18 out. Let the rhythm wash away. Every
43:20
43:20 shadow of doubt. If the world gets loud,
43:22
43:22 I'll be riding this place with the salt
43:24
43:24 on my lips and your hands on my way.
43:26
43:26 >> Skin waves.
43:28
43:28 >> Yeah, they carry me home.
43:31
43:31 Drifting like a rebel with nowhere to
43:35
43:35 go. Heart on fire, but my soul's at
43:40
43:40 ease. Riding this rhythm like a warm sea
43:45
43:45 breeze.
43:47
43:47 Whiskey way. Take me away. That's all I
43:53
43:53 need.
43:57
43:57 M.
44:00
44:00 Yeah.
44:15
44:15 God damn, buddy. I wish that one didn't
44:17
44:17 end. I was kind of hoping that was going
44:18
44:18 to go longer. That That was good. That
44:20
44:20 was great. I'm going to put that in my
44:22
44:22 car when the summer hits up here, you
44:24
44:24 know? I'm just going to suck. That's
44:26
44:26 that makes me want to put my head out of
44:28
44:28 the window and just like let my tongue
44:30
44:30 go out like a dog, you know? You know,
44:33
44:33 that's [ __ ] That's the summertime hit
44:34
44:34 of the summer right now. I love it. I
44:36
44:36 love it. It was great. Good job, buddy.
44:38
44:38 [ __ ] solid.
44:39
44:39 >> I'm glad you like that. And the fun
44:41
44:41 thing about that song is I did not
44:42
44:42 overthink that like the last one. I just
44:44
44:44 had some fun with that one. And um
44:46
44:46 >> it it it speaks to the creative kind of
44:48
44:48 outlet. Just just don't overthink
44:50
44:50 sometime. Just have fun with it. And
44:51
44:51 that's exactly what I did with that
44:52
44:52 song. So, I hope everybody listening,
44:54
44:54 everybody watching enjoyed that cuz it
44:55
44:55 was fun to make and uh share that with
44:57
44:57 your friends because I think it was a
44:59
44:59 fun one. And um whether it's AI or not,
45:01
45:01 it still came from these two guys and I
45:03
45:03 hope you guys appreciate it. Thank you.
45:04
45:04 >> Yeah, dude.
45:05
45:05 >> Yes, sir. All right. Shall we uh skip uh
45:08
45:08 Coachella
45:10
45:10 and let's move on down to uh Digital
45:13
45:13 Diet 2.0.
45:15
45:15 I'm very curious.
45:16
45:16 >> I didn't even hit the button.
45:17
45:17 >> Very curious on this one, buddy.
45:19
45:19 >> You're bringing it back. Digital Diet
45:21
45:21 2.0. He's going he's got to cycle all
45:23
45:23 over again. If you're just if you're
45:24
45:24 just listening, don't worry about it. Uh
45:26
45:26 >> also, uh I forgot to mention uh the
45:29
45:29 previous Coachella thing we talked
45:31
45:31 about, there was a slideshow
45:32
45:32 presentation. Uh so if you if you just
45:35
45:35 totally didn't know what just happened,
45:37
45:37 uh I was showing a slideshow of stuff.
45:38
45:38 So if you're just listening on audio, uh
45:40
45:40 head on over to Sorry for a little late
45:41
45:41 out live and check that out in its
45:43
45:43 entirety to actually visually see what
45:44
45:44 was happening. So sorry about that now
45:47
45:47 that you've skipped ahead. Sorry. Hey
45:50
45:50 buddy. Well, we did digital diet diet
45:52
45:52 not too long ago and um just because
45:54
45:54 there's so much going on in the world
45:56
45:56 right now, I I'm still curious like
45:59
45:59 >> between your digital diet and my digital
46:02
46:02 diet, do you feel like things are
46:04
46:04 changing as far as the algorithm goes?
46:06
46:06 Just because of the world, you know, as
46:08
46:08 the world events happen, do you feel
46:10
46:10 like your digital diet has changed? I
46:12
46:12 mean, obviously, if you're listening to
46:13
46:13 us, we are part of your digital diet.
46:15
46:15 Um, but I I'm curious, Sean, has
46:18
46:18 anything changed in your algorithm
46:20
46:20 specifically based upon world events and
46:23
46:23 and things going on?
46:25
46:25 >> That's that's kind of funny that you
46:26
46:26 mentioned that because yeah, I've
46:27
46:27 noticed a little bit of a change uh in
46:30
46:30 my algorithm specifically. Uh, I don't
46:32
46:32 really get a lot of politics in my
46:35
46:35 algorithm, which is great for me because
46:36
46:36 I don't [ __ ] care for that. Uh, but I
46:39
46:39 I don't get any of that in my stuff, so
46:41
46:41 that's kind of nice. Um, but I've also
46:44
46:44 noticed that I'm not getting uh I'm not
46:48
46:48 getting a lot of AI slop anymore as much
46:50
46:50 as I used to. Okay.
46:51
46:51 >> Which is is kind of random. So, I don't
46:53
46:53 know if that's a I don't know if that's
46:55
46:55 a change in the algorithm or not, but
46:57
46:57 it's definitely something I've noticed
46:58
46:58 and I'm like kind of like, all right,
47:01
47:01 interesting. Weird. So, I don't know.
47:04
47:04 That's what I've noticed. What about
47:05
47:05 you?
47:06
47:06 >> Okay. So, like for me, I kind of feel
47:08
47:08 like my algorithm has changed a lot
47:10
47:10 because I've been subscribing to a lot
47:12
47:12 of different things now. So, I' I've
47:14
47:14 been really trying to focus on things
47:16
47:16 that that not that I haven't done this
47:18
47:18 before, but like mentally kind of like
47:20
47:20 put me in a better headsp space, whether
47:22
47:22 it's like inspirational quotes or
47:24
47:24 whether it's just things that that'll
47:26
47:26 make me smile throughout the day. Just
47:28
47:28 things that are less slop. But it's
47:30
47:30 funny how occasionally,
47:33
47:33 no matter how long I pause on things
47:35
47:35 that's things that are supposed to
47:36
47:36 inspire me,
47:38
47:38 every once in a while a real will show
47:41
47:41 up or somebody's getting punched in the
47:42
47:42 face and I'm like, "What the fuck?" You
47:44
47:44 know what I mean? And I sort of feel
47:48
47:48 like they throw these things in like how
47:50
47:50 people do those clickbait thumbnails on
47:53
47:53 YouTube where it's it's just kind it's
47:55
47:55 that sort of thing where it catches your
47:56
47:56 eye really quick. It's just like and
47:58
47:58 then you click on it or then you pause
47:60
47:60 long enough for it to then filter back
48:03
48:03 into your algorithm. And there's a lot
48:05
48:05 of what's happening with this digital
48:07
48:07 med that that I don't like especially
48:11
48:11 because it's something I don't want at
48:12
48:12 all as a part of my digital diet. So
48:16
48:16 >> I'm I mean I know it will not work in
48:18
48:18 these social media spa like I don't
48:21
48:21 think it'll work towards their their
48:22
48:22 benefit but
48:24
48:24 >> I was wondering like in some of these
48:27
48:27 platforms how their slider set up right
48:29
48:29 like you wanted to be happier like same
48:31
48:31 thing like or animated art like things
48:33
48:33 that you're using to kind of like sway
48:35
48:35 your own interest. I was wondering if
48:37
48:37 they could introduce into our apps or
48:40
48:40 into our our our setups where like you
48:42
48:42 have these slider bars where you want
48:45
48:45 your algorithm to be more inspirational
48:48
48:48 or more heavy in
48:50
48:50 >> so I can now control
48:53
48:53 the less garbage by taking out like say
48:57
48:57 there's a news bar right like a news
48:59
48:59 slider like 80% news or I want 20% news
49:02
49:02 in my algorithm like giving us the
49:05
49:05 consumer the ability to consume what we
49:07
49:07 want digitally as opposed to
49:10
49:10 >> every once in a while give me this
49:11
49:11 clickbait option, you know, just it
49:13
49:13 slides into my reel and I I watch it
49:16
49:16 because it is that clickbait 10-second
49:18
49:18 garbage that just it catches my eye when
49:20
49:20 I really don't want to be looking at it
49:22
49:22 at all. So,
49:23
49:23 >> this this is kind of something I I know
49:25
49:25 will not work, but it's maybe you hear
49:27
49:27 heard it here first. I think these
49:29
49:29 social media companies should set up
49:30
49:30 sliders, percentages, bars within our
49:32
49:32 profiles of what we do want to watch as
49:34
49:34 opposed to what they're shoving down our
49:36
49:36 throats and maybe somebody who we're
49:38
49:38 friends with watches and I don't want to
49:40
49:40 watch their [ __ ]
49:42
49:42 >> Yeah. No, I I love this idea, but I
49:44
49:44 think it's going to have to be a new
49:45
49:45 platform. Like I I think the way the
49:47
49:47 platforms are structured now with
49:49
49:49 existing social media, this would be a
49:51
49:51 sorry for the delay uh social media that
49:53
49:53 we'll have to make, right? or it's what
49:56
49:56 you want it to be. You know, because I
49:58
49:58 feel like from a business standpoint, if
50:00
50:00 we have you in our ecosystem and you're
50:03
50:03 controlling what you're watching, you
50:05
50:05 know, you're going to be in our
50:06
50:06 ecosystem longer because it's what you
50:08
50:08 want to watch, you know, you're
50:10
50:10 dictating the entertainment. We are just
50:12
50:12 the platform for it. Like that that is
50:15
50:15 amazing. I would do that in a heartbeat.
50:16
50:16 Like that would be [ __ ] awesome.
50:18
50:18 >> Yeah. I I don't know. I was just I was
50:20
50:20 and I even thought about that even
50:21
50:21 before we came on. That was just kind of
50:23
50:23 one of those things and just I don't
50:24
50:24 know. I just think there's so much of
50:25
50:25 what gets shoved down our throat. It's a
50:27
50:27 very click uh uh clickbait. So, I don't
50:30
50:30 know if you're out there listening,
50:31
50:31 maybe this becomes a part of that
50:33
50:33 algorithm. But, if you could set up
50:34
50:34 sliders for people watching or that are
50:37
50:37 on your platforms, it'd be perfect
50:38
50:38 because I'm tired of watching negative
50:41
50:41 [ __ ] show up even when I don't even want
50:44
50:44 to cons. It almost makes you want to
50:45
50:45 unfollow friends that do watch that
50:48
50:48 stuff because, you know, I mean, we all
50:49
50:49 have people that are political friends,
50:51
50:51 right? We all have people that watch
50:52
50:52 this [ __ ] and they're, you know, you got
50:54
50:54 2,000 friends, somebody's watching this
50:55
50:55 [ __ ] so it falls, it falls into your
50:57
50:57 reels. So, like, I don't want to
50:58
50:58 unfollow somebody because that's what's
51:01
51:01 carrying into my algorithm. That's just
51:03
51:03 not fair because they're still friends
51:04
51:04 of mine even though they watch that
51:05
51:05 [ __ ] Um, but I I think we should be
51:09
51:09 given the option to go 100%, you know,
51:12
51:12 happy good thoughts or inspirational and
51:15
51:15 n negative 100% news and social like
51:18
51:18 media that we just do not want. So,
51:21
51:21 >> you know, I think I'm going to have to
51:22
51:22 unfollow you though, buddy, on Instagram
51:24
51:24 because I keep getting a bunch of feet
51:25
51:25 pics and I'm pretty sure you're the one
51:27
51:27 who's doing that.
51:28
51:28 >> I'm pretty sure you're the one who's
51:29
51:29 liking all of them. So, I have I'm going
51:30
51:30 to have to unfollow you. I'm sorry.
51:32
51:32 >> It's all coffee and just, you know,
51:35
51:35 >> coffee and feet. That's all it is.
51:36
51:36 Coffee and and now smoking of whiskey
51:39
51:39 drinks. That's that's
51:41
51:41 >> digital diet right now.
51:43
51:43 >> Yeah, buddy. just my my digital fun diet
51:45
51:45 kind of topic I wanted to bring up and I
51:47
51:47 hope everybody listening, you know, you
51:49
51:49 adapt or you adjust or you turn down the
51:51
51:51 slider on some of that digital diet
51:52
51:52 you're consuming, but turn us up,
51:54
51:54 please.
51:55
51:55 >> Yeah, there you go. Uh, speaking of
51:56
51:56 turning us up, buddy, let's starting
51:58
51:58 let's let's start to turn us down.
51:60
51:60 Really, let's start to land this plane
52:02
52:02 here. Let's do some fun finds, some
52:03
52:03 fortunes, and uh get the people out of
52:05
52:05 here this week. You know, a nice short
52:07
52:07 and sweet episode. Uh just a little uh
52:11
52:11 behind the baseball here. Uh Josh and I
52:13
52:13 are recording this on a on a later in
52:15
52:15 the week on a Friday and this has to
52:17
52:17 come out on a Tuesday. So it's got to
52:18
52:18 it's got to go through the editing cycle
52:20
52:20 real fast here. So, you know, we're
52:21
52:21 trying to get through this one for you
52:22
52:22 guys. So, uh Joshua, what do you got for
52:24
52:24 this week? What's your fun find?
52:25
52:25 >> All right, buddy. So, for my fun find, I
52:27
52:27 I don't I'm pretty sure I haven't shown
52:29
52:29 this off, but this is a fun little
52:30
52:30 something I found. I don't even know
52:32
52:32 where I found it, but it's been sitting
52:33
52:33 on the shelf, and I I had to show this
52:36
52:36 off. And it's Sean, have you heard of
52:39
52:39 Lamb Chop? No, I have not. But he's
52:43
52:43 [ __ ] cute, though.
52:45
52:45 >> Let's get a old lamb chop. Get a lamb
52:46
52:46 chop, man. Who doesn't love lamb chop as
52:48
52:48 a Funko? This is my fun find. It's Lamb
52:50
52:50 Chop as a Funko. There you go.
52:52
52:52 >> Okay. It's fun little
52:54
52:54 >> uh I'm pretty sure I found this at maybe
52:56
52:56 like Five Below. I do a lot of shopping
52:58
52:58 randomly at Five Below. Maybe I found it
53:00
53:00 at Five Below. I don't know. I don't put
53:02
53:02 receipts with this [ __ ] But yeah, Lamb
53:03
53:03 Chop. That's my fun Funko find for this
53:06
53:06 episode.
53:06
53:06 >> Cool, buddy. Hell yeah. Uh let me show
53:08
53:08 off my fun find real quick for you. This
53:10
53:10 is a little hint as to what is coming up
53:12
53:12 in the next few weeks here. Uh, but
53:14
53:14 Joshua, this is another Bitty Pop
53:16
53:16 because of course Bitty Pop fortune in
53:17
53:17 front of me. And I got another one for
53:18
53:18 y'all. It is Mr. Harry Potter and the
53:23
53:23 Hogwarts Express. So, you can see there
53:25
53:25 there's the Hogwarts Express and there's
53:27
53:27 a Harry Potter. So, there you go. Little
53:30
53:30 for what's to come.
53:32
53:32 >> I think it's funny because I've been
53:33
53:33 watching a lot of Harry Potter lately
53:35
53:35 and uh I don't know. Oh, I cycle back to
53:38
53:38 EP uh uh what the first one now we're on
53:40
53:40 the second one again. Isn't there like
53:41
53:41 seven of them? How many Harry Potteries
53:43
53:43 are there again?
53:43
53:43 >> Yeah, I think or technically eight cuz I
53:46
53:46 think there's seven and they broke seven
53:48
53:48 into two two movies. So, I think there's
53:51
53:51 technically eight video eight movies,
53:52
53:52 but seven is two parts.
53:55
53:55 >> Did I just say Harry Potter?
53:59
53:59 >> You might have. You might have. I mean,
54:01
54:01 we'll have to check that later. Hey, but
54:02
54:02 hey, speaking of that, did you see that
54:04
54:04 they're doing a new Harry Potter series?
54:06
54:06 a new TV show on HBO coming out soon.
54:09
54:09 >> No, I didn't know that.
54:10
54:10 >> Yeah. So, they're they're redoing the
54:12
54:12 Harry Potter franchise. Um like they
54:15
54:15 cast a whole bunch of new people and
54:16
54:16 stuff and uh they're they're making a
54:19
54:19 new new show with it. And I guess this
54:21
54:21 is going to be based heavily or more
54:23
54:23 heavily on the book version of Harry
54:26
54:26 Potter. So, you know, I'm kind of
54:28
54:28 excited to see how it goes. Uh they just
54:30
54:30 announced like the kids like who are
54:32
54:32 playing uh the characters like the main
54:33
54:33 characters and they look pretty pretty
54:35
54:35 spot-on for the parts, you know. So,
54:37
54:37 it's exciting. Highly recommend you
54:39
54:39 watch the uh the little announcement
54:41
54:41 trailer that they did, buddy. It's
54:42
54:42 pretty cool.
54:43
54:43 >> Okay, I'll check I'll have to check it
54:44
54:44 out. I mean, now that I'm back into the
54:46
54:46 series, seems kind of fitting.
54:48
54:48 >> I should naturally just watch that,
54:50
54:50 right?
54:51
54:51 >> Yeah.
54:51
54:51 >> Yeah, buddy.
54:52
54:52 >> All right, buddy.
54:53
54:53 >> Fortunes.
54:54
54:54 >> Let's [ __ ] move on. Yeah, fortunes,
54:56
54:56 baby. Let's get some fortunes. I'm going
54:58
54:58 up some lucky numbers while you do that.
54:59
54:59 >> This cannot be your first time watching
55:01
55:01 us. And if it is,
55:03
55:03 >> thank you because we do have another
55:04
55:04 subscriber, a new one. Yeah, we're up to
55:06
55:06 I think we just got another a couple new
55:07
55:07 ones. Um but um we do these things at
55:10
55:10 the very end of the episode. These are
55:12
55:12 fortune cookies. These are misfortune
55:14
55:14 cookies. Uh we do either a dirty one or
55:17
55:17 we do a boozy one. Sean,
55:20
55:20 >> uh cookie dirty this week.
55:23
55:23 >> Uh you want to go dirty?
55:24
55:24 >> Yeah, let's do dirty. Let's go. This has
55:26
55:26 been such a clean episode, man. I And
55:27
55:27 you want to go dirty? Jesus Christ.
55:29
55:29 >> Yeah. Yeah.
55:30
55:30 >> And after your what was it? Your um your
55:33
55:33 bar crawl. You sure you want You sure
55:35
55:35 you want to go do Sure you want to go
55:37
55:37 dirty?
55:37
55:37 >> All right, we'll do boozy. Hit me. Hit
55:39
55:39 me with the boozy. Let's do full circle.
55:40
55:40 Okay,
55:41
55:41 >> we'll full circle it. I see what you're
55:42
55:42 hitting at.
55:43
55:43 >> Yeah. I mean, why not do a boozy fortune
55:46
55:46 on a
55:47
55:47 >> Yeah, we did. We did talk a lot about
55:49
55:49 beer and cider, so yeah, I guess. Yeah,
55:51
55:51 let's hit him with the boozy. What am I
55:52
55:52 thinking? What What the [ __ ] wrong
55:54
55:54 with me?
55:54
55:54 >> It's okay. That's what you got me for.
55:56
55:56 I'm the I'm the uh rice in the burrito,
55:58
55:58 man. I help you fill in wait for for
56:00
56:00 >> the rice in the burrito.
56:03
56:03 >> Yeah. You never had a You never had a
56:05
56:05 skinny burrito. Throw a little more rice
56:06
56:06 in there. Thicken that bad boy up. I'm
56:08
56:08 that rice. Thicken it up.
56:10
56:10 >> Great.
56:12
56:12 >> All right, buddy. Here is your boozy
56:15
56:15 dozen for episode 130. Jesus.
56:19
56:19 You will be surrounded by old friends at
56:22
56:22 your upcoming intervention.
56:26
56:26 >> Oh,
56:28
56:28 at least you'll be there with me.
56:30
56:30 >> Yeah, there you go. This is nice. Kind
56:33
56:33 of sweet. There you go. There is your
56:36
56:36 boozy fortune.
56:38
56:38 >> All right, cool. Let's hit them with the
56:40
56:40 lucky numbers. These are your seven
56:41
56:41 lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to
56:42
56:42 use them for whatever nefarious reasons
56:44
56:44 you would like. Uh they are as followed.
56:46
56:46 1 8 14 17 27 50 and 53. Once again, your
56:52
56:52 seven lucky numbers are 1 8 14 17 23 50
56:56
56:56 and 53.
56:58
56:58 Buddy, we've made it to the end of
57:01
57:01 episode 130.
57:03
57:03 >> Um gosh,
57:05
57:05 >> you know, we're still doing this. You're
57:06
57:06 still doing this. We're still here,
57:07
57:07 buddy. So, let's give the people one
57:10
57:10 final thing uh for the week. What do you
57:12
57:12 got? What do you want to tell the
57:13
57:13 people, man? like they're they're
57:15
57:15 hearing this on a Monday, hearing this
57:17
57:17 on a Tuesday, whenever this [ __ ] comes
57:18
57:18 out. Uh they're they want to know the
57:20
57:20 words of wisdom from Joshua.
57:21
57:21 >> I know, right? It's it's always the
57:23
57:23 words of wisdom from Joshua, right? All
57:25
57:25 right. Well, hello everybody and thank
57:27
57:27 you for making Sean and I a part of your
57:30
57:30 digital diets. As we head into the new
57:33
57:33 week, I want to leave you with one of my
57:36
57:36 favorite quotes. People are like
57:39
57:39 [ __ ] Everybody has one.
57:44
57:44 I like that. I like that. And if you
57:46
57:46 come across an [ __ ] just do what I
57:48
57:48 do. Smile and give him a backhanded
57:50
57:50 compliment
57:52
57:52 because that's usually how I deal with
57:54
57:54 people.
57:56
57:56 >> All right. You go, buddy. Yeah. Not the
57:59
57:59 greatest.
58:01
58:01 >> Oh, is that it?
58:02
58:02 >> What I got?
58:02
58:02 >> Okay. All right. Hey. Uh, cool. Thank
58:07
58:07 you for watching. Thank you for
58:08
58:08 listening. Uh, we do really appreciate
58:10
58:10 it. And uh, you know, for the record,
58:12
58:12 buddy, that was good. Nice and short,
58:13
58:13 sweet, and to the point. So, let me end
58:16
58:16 it with another one of these, buddy,
58:18
58:18 because here you go. Joshua,
58:21
58:21 what do you call a camel at Coachella?
58:25
58:25 >> I have no idea. What is a camel at
58:27
58:27 Coachella Sean?
58:29
58:29 >> A hump dancer.
58:35
58:35 Oh, they can't all be winners. Ladies
58:37
58:37 and gentlemen, we will see you next
58:40
58:40 week. Be safe out there. Deuces.
58:60
58:60 Beautiful
59:09
59:09 contour of Joshua's face and balls. Look
59:12
59:12 at that.
59:13
59:13 Amazing.
59:15
59:15 Do your little snaps. Claps. Snaps and
59:18
59:18 claps.
59:23
59:23 Snaps here.
59:26
59:26 Perfect.
59:27
59:27 All right, I think we're good. You ready
59:30
59:30 to just hop in, buddy?
59:31
59:31 >> Yeah, you just hop in.
59:33
59:33 >> All right, let's [ __ ] get it. Here we
59:34
59:34 go.
59:37
59:37 Three, two,
