Sorry For The Delay | EP.131 | Crumbly Soap, New AI & Cool Beans
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Dance with Me”
-RECIPES-
Cherrywood Cinnamon Smoked Bourbon:
• bourbon
• bitters
• candied orange
• cinnamon stick
• cherry wood chips
Pour the bourbon & bitters into a glass.
Add the candied orange and cinnamon stick.
Smoke with cherry wood, cover, then serve.
-CHAT WITH US-
• Earth Day Hoopla
• New AI
• My 92
• Expressions To Know Me Better
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.131 Intro, Day Off Drag & Smoked Bourbon Returns
02:09 What’s In Our Cup - Cherrywood Whiskey & Elderberry Pear Cider
08:45 Pet Peeve Corner - Crumbly Soap, Dr. Squatch & Raw-Dog Bar Soap
15:04 Earth Day Hoopla - Water Bottles, Grocery Bags, Chargers & Hot Showers
20:48 Bonus Round - Shower Sitting, Pizza-Size Showerheads & Full Coverage
23:57 New AI - Recipe Posters, Monsters, Comics & Cursed Joshua Portraits
35:05 AI Song Of The Week "Dance with Me"
40:08 My 92 - Grandma’s Birthday, Old Tech & Ninety-Two Years of Change
46:06 Antique Room - Family Bible, Old Sword & Birthday Reflections
49:03 Expressions To Know Me Better - Pig’s Eye, Full of Beans & Cool Beans
54:53 Fun Finds, Dirty Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Monday Monologue Collapse
-SOUND BITES-
• “It’s smoking.” - Joshua, confirming the bourbon experiment is now a lifestyle.
• “Why is it that every time I get to the end of the life cycle of that bar of soap, it crumbles into beady pieces that serve no purpose?” - Sean, launching the week’s pet peeve.
• “I like to raw dog my soap, baby.” - Sean, making the soap debate way more personal than it needed to be.
• “I have like 400 Trader Joe bags downstairs.” - Joshua, proving the reusable bag problem is alive and well.
• “Sometimes I get a little lazy in the shower and I will sit down in the shower.” - Joshua, revealing a deeply relaxed shower policy.
• “I’m getting nipples to thighs. It’s I’m getting full coverage.” - Joshua, explaining the physics of his shower setup.
• “This looks like a yearbook photo that you took in an alternate dimension.” - Joshua, reacting to his AI-generated headshot.
• “My grandma just turned 92 years old.” - Joshua, opening the birthday topic with the headline it deserved.
• “She has this room in the back of her house, like an antique room.” - Joshua, describing the tour through his grandma’s collection.
• “Imagine having to cut your own [ __ ] bread. Children won’t even know the luxury.” - Sean, reacting to the sliced-bread timeline.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Love is in the air. And now also on your good sheets.
Lucky Numbers: 7, 16, 24, 26, 32, 42, 65
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Doughnut Shop Bitty Pop with the doughnut shop employee.
Joshua: Fallout “B-Boy” Funko, another little wasteland shelf addition.
(Artwork Shoutout: Grandma’s antique room, including the old family Bible & mystery sword.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 131 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua keeps smoking his bourbon like
00:08
00:08 the bar hired a campfire. Shawn declares
00:11
00:11 war on crumbly soap, and the boys turn
00:13
00:13 Earth Day, shower sitting, reusable
00:15
00:15 bags, and new AI portraits, into a full
00:18
00:18 identity check. The robot still owes
00:20
00:20 Joshua an apology. We also get Grandma
00:23
00:23 turning 92, a room full of antiques and
00:26
00:26 weird old expressions with enough
00:27
00:27 hangail trauma to make everybody wash
00:29
00:29 their hands. carefully. Enjoy the show.
00:32
00:32 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:35
00:35 Sorry for Little A. We are your hosts.
00:37
00:37 Uh my name is Sean. Over there is Yeshua
00:41
00:41 and this is episode 131, buddy. I'm not
00:44
00:44 even going to say it this week because
00:45
00:45 you already know what it is. Uh but
00:47
00:47 considering that, how are you doing this
00:51
00:51 week, my guy? D, I feel like I should be
00:54
00:54 feeling better right about now because I
00:55
00:55 had the whole day off today and I
00:57
00:57 literally sat around and did nothing.
01:01
01:01 >> Um,
01:01
01:01 >> I think that's two episodes in a row.
01:03
01:03 >> Do was did I do nothing last time?
01:06
01:06 >> Yeah.
01:06
01:06 >> Did I really last time?
01:08
01:08 >> Was it my day off? Like today was today
01:10
01:10 again was my day off. Um, it's like
01:12
01:12 Yeah, dude. I literally sat around and
01:14
01:14 did nothing today. It's weird because
01:15
01:15 nothing for me is really it's not good.
01:18
01:18 Like my body my body needs to be in
01:20
01:20 motion. Um, so if you're just listening
01:23
01:23 to me, like I feel like my hair hair and
01:25
01:25 makeup didn't show up today because I
01:26
01:26 feel like I can't even see my upper lip,
01:28
01:28 you know? I did I didn't So I'm just I'm
01:31
01:31 feeling kind of a hot mess. So hopefully
01:33
01:33 if you're just listening to me, you
01:34
01:34 won't even know what I'm saying. But um
01:36
01:36 yeah, dude. Other than feeling lazy and
01:38
01:38 not doing [ __ ] today, dude. I feel
01:40
01:40 pretty I mean, I feel okay. So
01:42
01:42 >> you feel relaxed. At least you feel
01:44
01:44 calm.
01:44
01:44 >> I think I feel too relaxed. I think I
01:46
01:46 need to get some of this drink in me. We
01:48
01:48 should get this started already.
01:49
01:49 >> All right. Hey, wait. Are you doing
01:50
01:50 something fancy again this week?
01:52
01:52 >> Hey, dude. Yeah, don't ask what I'm
01:53
01:53 doing over here, man. You You should
01:55
01:55 never ask what I'm doing.
01:57
01:57 >> Well, you didn't ask me what I'm doing.
01:59
01:59 >> Yeah, don't don't ever ask me what I'm
02:02
02:02 doing. But I mean, yes, I am doing
02:04
02:04 something a little bit different today.
02:06
02:06 Um Jesus. All right.
02:08
02:08 >> What is in your cup, buddy? What are you
02:09
02:09 doing?
02:09
02:09 >> I answer my I answer my own questions
02:11
02:11 like constantly, you know, like [ __ ]
02:13
02:13 you know? Come on, dude. All right. So
02:15
02:15 last week, if you watched, I mean, you
02:19
02:19 would you've known I picked up a new
02:20
02:20 habit. It's smoking. And uh we are we
02:24
02:24 aren't doing anything different this
02:25
02:25 week.
02:26
02:26 >> Yeah,
02:26
02:26 >> I am continue I'm I'm continuing to
02:29
02:29 smoke, everybody. Check it out.
02:31
02:31 >> Nice.
02:33
02:33 >> Continuing to smoke. Uh this week I am
02:36
02:36 sipping on a Holy [ __ ] I think I smoked
02:38
02:38 that a little too much. Took my breath
02:40
02:40 away. Um if you can't tell, I got a
02:42
02:42 little bit I got a cinnamon stick in
02:44
02:44 here. I have a candied
02:46
02:46 >> uh orange and it's a little bit of
02:48
02:48 bourbon in there. So, it's a it's a
02:50
02:50 cinnamon and candied orange
02:53
02:53 >> and bitters drink. I don't even know if
02:54
02:54 it probably has a name, but I didn't
02:56
02:56 look the name up. I just started
02:57
02:57 throwing ingredients in this cup. But,
02:59
02:59 buddy,
03:01
03:01 >> and I I used some cherry uh cherry wood
03:03
03:03 this time around. So, it's like a
03:04
03:04 cherrywood cinnamon smoked
03:07
03:07 >> um whiskey drink.
03:09
03:09 >> Okay. All right. It's like a big old fat
03:11
03:11 swig of that [ __ ] Oh man, that tastes
03:14
03:14 so good. I mean, the aromatics from when
03:16
03:16 you smoke a drink like that, it's just I
03:19
03:19 mean, it's it's awesome. It's it's
03:20
03:20 really good. That's all
03:21
03:21 >> I mean, I kind of I think I know the
03:22
03:22 answer to this question already, but uh
03:25
03:25 I'm going to ask it anyway. Uh do you
03:28
03:28 actually think that the smoke gives your
03:32
03:32 drink another level? Like, do you think
03:34
03:34 it's actually enhanced now with the
03:36
03:36 smoke?
03:37
03:37 >> Oh, yeah. I mean, it adds to the
03:39
03:39 personality. I mean, because we we I
03:41
03:41 feel like with our senses, we're
03:42
03:42 smelling, we're tasting, we're touching.
03:44
03:44 There's there's a whole lot of things
03:44
03:44 going in that. So, yeah, I feel like it
03:46
03:46 it it uplifts my drink.
03:48
03:48 >> Okay. Yeah. It it steps on. It gets
03:50
03:50 stepped on. Is that what the
03:51
03:51 >> It gets stepped on. Now, now if you're
03:53
03:53 adding like another $8 just to smoke
03:55
03:55 some dried out wood chips to my drink
03:57
03:57 and like like if you add $8 just for
04:00
04:00 that [ __ ] I mean, I know that I know
04:03
04:03 gas prices have gone up, but this is
04:05
04:05 butane. I don't know. I don't know.
04:06
04:06 Butane prices have gone up, too. um
04:09
04:09 would not justify an $8 increase in a
04:12
04:12 drink just just to smoke it. I'll bring
04:14
04:14 my own smoke. How about that?
04:16
04:16 >> Oh, wait. Now I got to ask the question,
04:18
04:18 what how much would you pay to get your
04:20
04:20 drink smoked? Like let's say you went to
04:21
04:21 a bar and they had the offerings on the
04:24
04:24 table. What where's the where's the
04:25
04:25 price at that you would do it?
04:27
04:27 >> There was So I was reintroduced to
04:30
04:30 drinks that that are smoked like this a
04:32
04:32 while ago. Uh I forget the name of the
04:34
04:34 place, but it's out like around It's
04:37
04:37 like a marina or somewhere, but I forget
04:38
04:38 the name of the place. But on the menu,
04:39
04:39 they had a smoked whiskey drink. And um
04:43
04:43 I tried it. It was good, but I can't
04:44
04:44 remember the price, dude. I feel like it
04:46
04:46 was around like 18 bucks or $22 or
04:48
04:48 something, but like I I I don't know. I
04:51
04:51 mean, it came out. It was really good,
04:53
04:53 but I mean, I don't I don't know. Is it
04:55
04:55 worth an extra $8 again? I don't know.
04:57
04:57 Now that I can make it at home, like
04:59
04:59 [ __ ]
04:60
04:60 >> Well, that's what I'm asking. What's
05:01
05:01 What's the price? Like, how much would
05:02
05:02 you be willing to spend to get
05:04
05:04 >> Oh, how much would I be willing to
05:05
05:05 spend? Well, cuz I spent like 20
05:06
05:06 something dollars on this [ __ ] drink
05:08
05:08 before. Would I do it again?
05:10
05:10 >> Sure. Sure. I mean,
05:12
05:12 >> so 20 b You would spend an extra 20
05:14
05:14 bucks to get it?
05:15
05:15 >> No. No. Like, like if it was a $22 drink
05:17
05:17 or something like that and it was like
05:18
05:18 really good. It was like whiskey. Yeah.
05:20
05:20 >> Oh, okay. Well, I guess I didn't ask my
05:22
05:22 question clearly enough. I I meant like
05:24
05:24 if you were just go to the bar, get a
05:25
05:25 shot, and they're like, "Hey, we have an
05:27
05:27 extra like you can get you can pay an
05:29
05:29 extra $3 and you can get it smoked."
05:31
05:31 Would you do it for that cost
05:33
05:33 >> for three bucks? Yeah. for three for an
05:34
05:34 extra $3. Yeah, I would do it.
05:36
05:36 >> All right. What about six bucks?
05:37
05:37 >> $6 now you're pushing it.
05:39
05:39 >> So five dollars you think would be like
05:41
05:41 your limit.
05:42
05:42 >> Yeah, I'd probably I I mean I could I
05:44
05:44 could swing I could swing the five. I
05:45
05:45 could swing
05:45
05:45 >> Yeah, I would say five bucks would be my
05:47
05:47 limit, too. Like if you're offering like
05:48
05:48 a free like a nice wood smoke over it,
05:51
05:51 five bucks would probably be my my
05:53
05:53 probably bread and butter, too.
05:55
05:55 >> Yeah. So, I'm I'm down with that. And if
05:57
05:57 you throw in the fixings, you know, like
05:58
05:58 this one, like I said, has the cinnamon
06:00
06:00 stick and the candied uh sliver of,
06:03
06:03 >> you know, orange. Sure.
06:05
06:05 >> Come on.
06:06
06:06 >> Why don't you uh Why don't you burn your
06:08
06:08 cinnamon stick? You know, get that uh
06:09
06:09 get that cinnamon flavor.
06:10
06:10 >> Oh, I didn't Yeah, you're right. I
06:11
06:11 didn't burn that this summer. I just I
06:13
06:13 just kind of like put it in there. It's
06:14
06:14 It's definitely soaked and saturated.
06:16
06:16 So,
06:17
06:17 >> that's a drink.
06:18
06:18 What is it? A
06:20
06:20 >> a thing for next time. [ __ ] I can't
06:21
06:21 even speak right now. I haven't even
06:22
06:22 been drinking. I just got home.
06:24
06:24 >> It's fine. It's fine. We're 7 minutes
06:25
06:25 in. Just wait. It's going to get better.
06:27
06:27 >> It's going to get better.
06:28
06:28 >> Oh god. Oh no.
06:31
06:31 >> All right. All right. So, you know what
06:32
06:32 I'm drinking? Everybody knows I'm
06:33
06:33 drinking. I'm still smoking. I'm still
06:34
06:34 sipping whiskey. What do you got over
06:35
06:35 there, Sean?
06:36
06:36 >> Hey, I have something new this week. Uh,
06:38
06:38 cuz I'm a cider [ __ ]
06:40
06:40 connoisseur, baby. Uh, so Schilling has
06:44
06:44 done a different type of cider. Uh, or
06:47
06:47 different branding, I don't know. But
06:49
06:49 it's called Sip Society. Uh, today I'm
06:52
06:52 drinking uh elderberry and pear. It's a
06:55
06:55 dry and crisp apparently. But there it
06:57
06:57 is. Shilling uh sip society. It just
07:00
07:00 dripped on my computer. That's not good.
07:02
07:02 Uh but I've never had this one before. I
07:04
07:04 did I will say I had their other
07:06
07:06 offering in this one which is just a dry
07:08
07:08 cider. Um so there's that. I haven't had
07:11
07:11 this one though, buddy. But look at this
07:12
07:12 [ __ ] artwork on this can. I don't
07:14
07:14 know if you can see it, but it's like
07:16
07:16 really well designed.
07:17
07:17 >> I like that. If you wanted to keep that,
07:19
07:19 you could actually fill in the lines.
07:20
07:20 You could like like little
07:21
07:21 >> Yeah, you can do like a little paint
07:22
07:22 like a paint by number. No. What? Adult
07:24
07:24 coloring book.
07:25
07:25 >> They should do. They should have put
07:26
07:26 names on that. Oh yeah, dude. Let me
07:30
07:30 give this a give it a smell first as I
07:31
07:31 as I tend to do here.
07:33
07:33 >> Yeah, it smells like cider. Uh maybe
07:35
07:35 actually a little bit of pear on the end
07:38
07:38 on that end note there. So, let's uh
07:40
07:40 let's give it a go with a little sippy
07:42
07:42 sip here.
07:48
07:48 >> I get more pear. I get a lot of pear
07:51
07:51 rather than uh elderberry. Actually,
07:54
07:54 take take that back. Elderberry on the
07:56
07:56 back end. Elderberry on the back end,
07:58
07:58 pear up front, and then cider in the
07:60
08:00 middle. It's like if you're doing
08:02
08:02 flavoring, you get that you get that
08:03
08:03 [ __ ] uh pear on the front, like on
08:06
08:06 the tip of your little tiny tongue, and
08:08
08:08 then in the middle you have like regular
08:09
08:09 cider flavor, and on the back you have
08:11
08:11 like that elderberry like eldering your
08:15
08:15 taste buds into like affection. So, it's
08:18
08:18 pretty good. I I would I would recommend
08:20
08:20 it. Uh it's uh 7.5 on the alcohol scale.
08:24
08:24 So, it's one of the lower ones, but not
08:26
08:26 super high like the ones I've been
08:27
08:27 drinking that are 9%. So, I'm pouring it
08:30
08:30 into my cup as I always do. And buddy,
08:33
08:33 uh do you have anything before we move
08:34
08:34 on?
08:35
08:35 >> Do I have anything? I don't You know
08:37
08:37 what? I don't think I have anything
08:38
08:38 today.
08:39
08:39 >> I wish I had because I have something
08:42
08:42 that I would like to talk about.
08:45
08:45 >> Listen up everybody.
08:46
08:46 >> [ __ ] peeve. Sean has Is it a pet
08:50
08:50 peeve? Is that what you just said right
08:51
08:51 now? You got a pet peeve?
08:52
08:52 >> Mhm.
08:53
08:53 >> All right.
08:53
08:53 >> Bring it up the pet peeve corner, baby.
08:55
08:55 >> Can I ask you one thing before you get
08:56
08:56 in the pet peeve, please? Is would you
08:58
08:58 consider this a very common pet peeve or
09:01
09:01 is this one of those like unique
09:02
09:02 specialized?
09:04
09:04 >> Nope.
09:04
09:04 >> You know, scratch and sniff kind of pet
09:06
09:06 peeves.
09:06
09:06 >> Well, I mean, I guess all the pet peeves
09:08
09:08 can be unique, right? But no, this is
09:10
09:10 definitely one that if you use what I'm
09:13
09:13 about to talk about, you will have this
09:15
09:15 problem. So before I even start, buddy,
09:18
09:18 before I even start,
09:20
09:20 >> I need to ask you, what kind of soap man
09:22
09:22 are you? What kind of soap do you use?
09:25
09:25 You
09:25
09:25 >> using bar soap or you using gel soap?
09:27
09:27 >> No, I you know Oh, wait. I almost
09:30
09:30 automatically said uh liquid soap, like
09:33
09:33 a jelly, you know?
09:34
09:34 >> But I up the jelly. I I gave up the
09:36
09:36 jellies. I gave up the jellies. I'm no
09:39
09:39 longer a jelly guy. Um, but if it's
09:42
09:42 handy, like if my girlfriend has her $80
09:44
09:44 jelly, like I'll I'll I'll put that in a
09:48
09:48 nice little hand towel, you know, rub
09:49
09:49 one out real quick with it. But, um, no,
09:51
09:51 I'm not a jelly. I I have gone to the
09:54
09:54 bar soap
09:55
09:55 >> and I do the, uh, Sasquatch. Do the bar
09:58
09:58 s What is it called? Am I saying right?
10:00
10:00 >> Dr. Squatch.
10:01
10:01 >> Dr. Squatch. Yeah.
10:03
10:03 >> So, I'm I I do the bar soap. I have a
10:04
10:04 little lofah thing I tuck it into. So,
10:06
10:06 I'm not I'm not raw dogging it.
10:08
10:08 >> Like, I'm not taking that brick and just
10:10
10:10 rubbing it all over my body.
10:13
10:13 >> Yeah. I have like a little thing I stuff
10:14
10:14 it into. Found it on Amazon.
10:16
10:16 >> Okay. But yeah. Yes.
10:18
10:18 >> So, messing with
10:19
10:19 >> So,
10:21
10:21 you Okay, this makes me so happy because
10:24
10:24 you will you will know what I'm talking
10:26
10:26 about. Uh, but you also won't know what
10:28
10:28 I'm talking about because of what you
10:29
10:29 purchased. Joshua, my pet peeve, my
10:32
10:32 anger this week is directed at one thing
10:36
10:36 here. I too use uh non-sponsored Dr.
10:39
10:39 Squatch. And Joshua, why is it that
10:44
10:44 every time I get to the end of the life
10:46
10:46 cycle of that bar of soap, it crumbles
10:50
10:50 into beady pieces that serve no purpose
10:53
10:53 other than just like useless soap, you
10:57
10:57 know? Like, oh, you don't, you probably
10:58
10:58 don't know because you put it into the
10:60
10:60 [ __ ] little thing and that would
11:01
11:01 solve all my problems. But I like to raw
11:03
11:03 dog my soap, baby. I like to feel the
11:05
11:05 soap in my hands. I like to feel that
11:07
11:07 grit because some of those soaps have
11:08
11:08 grit inside of them and like you just
11:10
11:10 want to rub that on your [ __ ] skin,
11:12
11:12 right? And just feel good. But
11:13
11:13 eventually, you get to that [ __ ]
11:15
11:15 point where it just collapses in your
11:16
11:16 [ __ ] hands and it becomes like little
11:18
11:18 tiny soap sand and it just useless. It
11:21
11:21 just [ __ ] falls on the shower floor
11:23
11:23 and it does nothing for anybody and it
11:25
11:25 just pisses me off. And I ran into that
11:27
11:27 issue this morning. And that is not the
11:29
11:29 way that you should start your morning
11:31
11:31 when you're trying to [ __ ] clean your
11:32
11:32 ass and you have to squeeze that [ __ ]
11:35
11:35 soft soap.
11:38
11:38 But I was I was very upset with this
11:41
11:41 soap. And I I'm thinking that I just
11:43
11:43 might need to go back to the jellies and
11:46
11:46 use that because at least I know that
11:49
11:49 that's not going to fall apart on me and
11:50
11:50 then I'm not spending seven to eight
11:53
11:53 dollar buying new bars of soap every
11:55
11:55 like 3 weeks. So I don't know.
11:59
11:59 >> That's you know I'd just say you buy one
12:00
12:00 of those sleeves, you know, tuck that in
12:03
12:03 there.
12:03
12:03 >> Yeah, that's exactly. And that's
12:05
12:05 probably the solution, right? That makes
12:07
12:07 more sense. Put it in a sleeve. But then
12:10
12:10 I'm I feel like I'm still going to run
12:12
12:12 into the same issue where eventually the
12:14
12:14 soap is just going to be like like
12:17
12:17 dissolved to a point where like it's
12:19
12:19 just still little bitty pieces in there.
12:21
12:21 And like I need you to go into your
12:23
12:23 shower, Joshua, and I need you to open
12:24
12:24 up the crevice of that little slope soap
12:27
12:27 sleeve that you have in there and I want
12:28
12:28 you to tell me if there's any soap left
12:30
12:30 in there after you're quote unquote done
12:32
12:32 with the bar of soap, right? Like are
12:34
12:34 you still just adding more soap and like
12:37
12:37 >> creating a layer of like soap from
12:40
12:40 multiple uses? Like do you see what I
12:43
12:43 mean here? Like is that happening in
12:44
12:44 those things? And that's what I would be
12:45
12:45 worried about. You know,
12:47
12:47 >> it squishes up. It it softens up. It it
12:49
12:49 becomes like a little like a you know
12:51
12:51 like if you got Jell-O and just kind of
12:52
12:52 squeeze it and it goes in your fingers.
12:54
12:54 You just you basically just squeeze it
12:56
12:56 into the lofah and it's like becomes
12:58
12:58 like a concentrate of that that you know
13:01
13:01 >> it becomes a jelly. it be it basically
13:04
13:04 becomes a jelly. But the one I So here's
13:06
13:06 the thing about those little You got to
13:07
13:07 buy a good one because the one that I
13:09
13:09 have the uh the stitching on the side
13:11
13:11 came it's like a bag. The stitching came
13:13
13:13 apart. So now the brick kind of falls
13:15
13:15 out. So I have to do like what you're
13:16
13:16 saying. I grab it when it gets soft and
13:18
13:18 I squeeze it.
13:20
13:20 >> So it basically glues itself to the end
13:23
13:23 of to the inside of this this pouch.
13:26
13:26 >> So
13:26
13:26 >> Got it. Got Um, invest get a good one is
13:30
13:30 if I could give any advice, get get a
13:32
13:32 good one of those uh uh pouches.
13:35
13:35 >> That would solve all your problems, man.
13:36
13:36 We're living in the 21st century. Get a
13:38
13:38 bag. Sleeve it up. You know,
13:39
13:39 >> you're right.
13:40
13:40 >> You're fine.
13:40
13:40 >> You're right. Maybe I just wanted to be
13:42
13:42 upset for no reason.
13:43
13:43 >> I don't know. It just bugged me. It
13:45
13:45 bugged me, dude. It just bugged me cuz
13:46
13:46 like
13:48
13:48 >> good reason to be bugged.
13:49
13:49 >> I I'm a very clean person, you know?
13:51
13:51 Like that's one of the the things I
13:53
13:53 pride myself on is being very cleanly
13:55
13:55 and to be taking a shower and then like
13:59
13:59 getting the inards of the body right
14:00
14:00 because you got to get those inards
14:01
14:01 right
14:02
14:02 >> and then for like fall apart. You got to
14:05
14:05 just falls apart, bro. And then I'm just
14:06
14:06 like I'm just [ __ ] like
14:08
14:08 >> rubbing myself with my own hands even
14:10
14:10 though there's I'm rubbing myself with
14:12
14:12 soap like with my hands. I I don't know.
14:14
14:14 I don't know. I'm just crazy. Anyways,
14:17
14:17 >> that's my pet peeve.
14:18
14:18 >> That's fine. That's actually really not
14:19
14:19 unique though. That's that's a pretty
14:21
14:21 that's a pretty standard thing. I don't
14:22
14:22 I don't
14:23
14:23 >> saying it's very common.
14:24
14:24 >> I don't think they can really combat
14:25
14:25 that, you know? It's not like they're
14:26
14:26 putting like any kind of cuz the more
14:29
14:29 natural the the soap is, I think it's
14:31
14:31 just going to fall apart easier. Sorry.
14:32
14:32 It just doesn't have chemicals. Doesn't
14:33
14:33 have all those rubbers and gums and all
14:35
14:35 the [ __ ] that you don't want going up
14:37
14:37 your pee hole,
14:38
14:38 >> you know? So,
14:39
14:39 >> your urethra.
14:40
14:40 >> Yeah. You just don't want that stuff
14:42
14:42 inside you anyways. So,
14:43
14:43 >> yeah. Good point. Good point.
14:44
14:44 >> I got you pouch.
14:46
14:46 >> Let's [ __ ] move on, buddy. Let's head
14:48
14:48 on over to the chat with this section.
14:49
14:49 Let's get into some of these
14:50
14:50 [ __ ] topics that we're going to
14:52
14:52 talk about this week. And if you're new
14:53
14:53 here, hello, welcome. We are Sean and
14:55
14:55 Joshua, your two new best friends. And
14:58
14:58 the chat with the section is the portion
14:59
14:59 of the podcast where we talk about the
15:01
15:01 topics that we're going to talk about
15:02
15:02 for the week. And they are followed.
15:04
15:04 Number one, Earth Day Hoopla. Number
15:07
15:07 two,
15:08
15:08 >> sounds fun.
15:09
15:09 >> Oh yeah. New AI. That's going to be a
15:12
15:12 fun one, buddy. I'll tell you that right
15:13
15:13 now.
15:13
15:13 >> I mean, is there an old AI? Like I don't
15:15
15:15 know. Like, is there an AI up there? He
15:17
15:17 has gray hair. We'll get to it. We'll
15:19
15:19 get to it.
15:20
15:20 >> Uh the next topic is my 92 that I'm
15:23
15:23 curious to know about this one.
15:25
15:25 >> And the last one is expression to know
15:28
15:28 me by. Is that Did I write the
15:30
15:30 expressions? Expression.
15:31
15:31 >> Oh. Oh, wait. Hold on. Is it Is it Wait,
15:34
15:34 wait a second. Hold on.
15:37
15:37 Oh, yeah. Yeah. There you go. That's
15:38
15:38 perfect. Even better.
15:41
15:41 He Joshua has tried to change it, but
15:43
15:43 he's put in.
15:47
15:47 Now it says expressions to know me
15:48
15:48 better. Wonderful. We'll get there.
15:50
15:50 We'll get there.
15:50
15:50 >> All fixed. It's all fixed.
15:52
15:52 >> It's all fixed. It's all fixed. Uh
15:54
15:54 buddy, let's talk about Earth Day.
15:56
15:56 Hoopla. Uh
15:58
15:58 >> little behind the baseball on this one.
16:00
16:00 >> We are filming on Earth Day. So, happy
16:03
16:03 birthday, Earth. Uh whenever you were
16:06
16:06 born. Happy birthday. Uh but buddy, I
16:08
16:08 just kind of wanted to talk Yeah, we can
16:10
16:10 do briefly or however long you want to
16:11
16:11 talk about it. Uh, but I just wanted to
16:13
16:13 get your take on some like I would say
16:17
16:17 like
16:20
16:20 how would you describe this? Uh, some
16:23
16:23 unique but non-unique ways of like
16:27
16:27 saving the planet. And I want to know if
16:29
16:29 you vibe with them or you don't vibe
16:31
16:31 with them. Okay.
16:32
16:32 >> Okay.
16:32
16:32 >> So, I'm just going to kind of shout some
16:33
16:33 things out here and you tell me if you
16:35
16:35 would do it or if you are doing it. Does
16:36
16:36 that make sense?
16:37
16:37 >> Perfect. No, I Yeah, I'm very curious
16:40
16:40 about this cuz I I feel like I'm
16:42
16:42 somebody who does care about the the
16:44
16:44 planet that's beneath my feet, you know,
16:46
16:46 everything, you know, that I walk. Just
16:48
16:48 Yes.
16:49
16:49 >> Yeah. Uh so the first one would be uh
16:52
16:52 single-use water bottles. Like you
16:54
16:54 [ ] with them or are you not [ ]
16:56
16:56 with them? Shoot. I I have a I have a
16:58
16:58 cupboard full of reusable
17:02
17:02 uh uh water bottles. So, I am definitely
17:05
17:05 I definitely have them, but I definitely
17:08
17:08 don't use them.
17:10
17:10 >> But here here's the big butt. This is
17:13
17:13 the giant butt. What's the
17:16
17:16 >> big capital B butt
17:18
17:18 >> is uh I don't drink a whole lot of water
17:20
17:20 throughout the day anyways. I feel like
17:22
17:22 I lick the sweat off of my upper lip. I
17:24
17:24 I drink more of that than I do actual
17:27
17:27 water. Um
17:30
17:30 I mean, no salt, you know, they say
17:31
17:31 that's kind of a you know. Um but uh
17:34
17:34 yeah, no, I I have a lot of water
17:36
17:36 bottles. I uh don't buy very many cases
17:40
17:40 of bottled water. Um so yes, I'm [ __ ]
17:45
17:45 with
17:46
17:46 uh reusable water bottles.
17:48
17:48 >> Okay. And I guess the other question
17:50
17:50 would be are you part of the problem on
17:52
17:52 this one or you think you're part of the
17:53
17:53 solution on this one?
17:55
17:55 >> I'm part of the the micro doing of a
17:58
17:58 solution that I am as a as a person on
17:60
18:00 this planet. Yes, I am part of that
18:02
18:02 micro dose.
18:03
18:03 >> Okay.
18:03
18:03 >> Of healing.
18:04
18:04 >> So you So if a scientist came up to you
18:06
18:06 and was like, Joshua, what are you doing
18:09
18:09 to save the earth? You could confidently
18:11
18:11 tell them that you are not using plastic
18:14
18:14 water bottles.
18:15
18:15 >> 100%.
18:17
18:17 >> Okay. Just making sure. Just make
18:18
18:18 >> fall into that camp. Yes. Fall into that
18:20
18:20 camp.
18:20
18:20 >> All right. How about this one? What
18:22
18:22 about reusable grocery bags?
18:25
18:25 >> Holy [ __ ]
18:26
18:26 >> Yeah. Are you taking the bags from the
18:28
18:28 store? What are you doing, buddy? You're
18:29
18:29 bringing your bags. You're taking them.
18:31
18:31 >> I wish I would have known this topic was
18:33
18:33 coming up because I I quite literally
18:35
18:35 have like 400 Trader Joe bags
18:38
18:38 downstairs.
18:39
18:39 >> We've seen a few of those. See, check
18:41
18:41 out the previous episodes. We've They're
18:43
18:43 They've been in the episodes.
18:44
18:44 >> Yeah, the mystery bags. Yeah, we've done
18:46
18:46 those. Um but yeah, dude. I yes I I do
18:48
18:48 that and we also if we do get regular
18:51
18:51 bags we save the bags and we use them as
18:54
18:54 garbage bags. So I currently do not buy
18:57
18:57 any garbage bags whatsoever. If we go to
19:00
19:00 the grocery store, forget our bag, then
19:02
19:02 we will reuse the paper bag because we
19:04
19:04 do not buy plastic bags. I don't even
19:06
19:06 know if you can get them in this county.
19:08
19:08 Um but we we uh instead of recycling
19:10
19:10 them, we use them as garbage bags.
19:14
19:14 >> Okay. I mean that's what I do, too. Uh
19:16
19:16 how about this one? Uh, this one we're
19:18
19:18 starting, we're getting into a realm now
19:19
19:19 where I feel like you may not be helping
19:21
19:21 the environment, buddy. Uh, how about
19:24
19:24 unplugging chargers and electronics that
19:27
19:27 are not in use?
19:30
19:30 >> I definitely am not doing that.
19:33
19:33 >> All right.
19:33
19:33 >> I have way too many things plugged in in
19:35
19:35 in this studio alone that
19:40
19:40 >> small village in that.
19:41
19:41 >> It's not even practical for me to unplug
19:43
19:43 everything cuz I wouldn't even know
19:44
19:44 where to plug things back in. It's just
19:46
19:46 it's that much of a [ __ ] spaghetti
19:48
19:48 fest when it comes to cables in this in
19:51
19:51 this studio. So, I I got to keep it
19:53
19:53 plugged in. Um, apparently I have solar
19:56
19:56 on my roof. I don't think that [ __ ]
19:57
19:57 works cuz our bill's stupid. Um, but
19:59
19:59 everything is staying plugged in in this
20:02
20:02 house.
20:04
20:04 >> All right. All right. Here. This is the
20:05
20:05 last one. And I know the answer to this
20:07
20:07 one. Uh, but I'm just going to give it
20:09
20:09 to you anyway, buddy. How about using
20:11
20:11 less hot water?
20:14
20:14 >> Wow. I mean, does that So, does does the
20:18
20:18 four months when I did not have a hot
20:20
20:20 water heater count?
20:22
20:22 >> No. No, it does not.
20:25
20:25 >> Because what did you do? As soon as you
20:27
20:27 got that hot water heater installed,
20:28
20:28 what happened then?
20:30
20:30 >> I I pumped that baby up, you know.
20:32
20:32 >> Yes, sir. Four months of no hot water
20:36
20:36 equaled nothing as soon as you let it
20:39
20:39 go.
20:39
20:39 >> I take hot showers. Yeah, I I do. They
20:42
20:42 say they're not even good for you
20:43
20:43 either. Hot showers, but you still take
20:44
20:44 hot showers.
20:45
20:45 >> Yeah.
20:46
20:46 >> Um, but yeah, man. I I do that. And you
20:48
20:48 know, fun fact, sometimes I get a little
20:50
20:50 lazy in the shower and I will sit down
20:52
20:52 in the shower.
20:54
20:54 >> He will. He has a stool in there. He
20:56
20:56 just sits on. No,
20:57
20:57 >> it's not a stool. I just lay in the
20:58
20:58 bathtub and just let the water hit my
20:59
20:59 chest. Feels good. I turned on the
21:02
21:02 massage. Yeah, I turned on the massage
21:03
21:03 shedding and I just let that baby cook.
21:07
21:07 >> Interesting. Do you Okay, I have
21:09
21:09 questions that I need some answers right
21:11
21:11 now to.
21:11
21:11 >> Okay. All right, let's do it. Bonus
21:13
21:13 bonus round.
21:13
21:13 >> Bonus bonus round. Okay, so you you said
21:17
21:17 you you you lay in the bathtub, which
21:19
21:19 makes sense to me, right? But you said
21:21
21:21 you're only getting your chest wet. So
21:25
21:25 that means your lower half is exposed to
21:28
21:28 the cold air, right? Because you know,
21:30
21:30 you're not like you're just getting the
21:32
21:32 dribbles of hot, right? As it like kind
21:34
21:34 of goes down your chest.
21:35
21:35 >> I mean, kind of. I mean, the shower head
21:38
21:38 in the shower head that I own is like
21:39
21:39 the size of a small pizza. So, it's w
21:47
21:47 >> I mean, that visual
21:49
21:49 >> I mean, I'm getting nipples to thighs.
21:51
21:51 It's I'm getting full full coverage.
21:52
21:52 >> Okay. So, you're getting full coverage
21:54
21:54 then. Okay.
21:54
21:54 >> Yeah, I'm getting
21:55
21:55 >> I guess Yeah, I guess because my shower
21:57
21:57 head is not the size of a small pizza. I
21:59
21:59 would describe it more as a small pair.
22:01
22:01 So, there's that.
22:03
22:03 >> I'm getting full I'm getting full
22:05
22:05 coverage. I mean, I don't have a big
22:06
22:06 body, you know, but but
22:08
22:08 >> yeah.
22:09
22:09 >> Yeah, dude. Who hasn't laid down after a
22:11
22:11 night of drinking? I mean, lay I don't
22:12
22:12 think it's
22:13
22:13 >> That's true. Honestly,
22:14
22:14 >> I mean, I'm more propped up. I'm not
22:15
22:15 laying down, you know? I'm not like full
22:17
22:17 just flat pancake.
22:19
22:19 >> In my mind, you were just laying down
22:21
22:21 flat like if it was a bed, you know? I I
22:24
22:24 didn't think there was an angle to that.
22:25
22:25 Yeah. That makes
22:27
22:27 >> sense. I'm Yeah, I'm posted up. I'm I'm
22:29
22:29 I'm hanging out. Literally, I'm hanging
22:30
22:30 out in there.
22:32
22:32 >> Okay. And then on average, how long do
22:34
22:34 you say you would stay in this position
22:38
22:38 >> when I'm down?
22:38
22:38 >> 30 minutes, an hour? What are we doing?
22:41
22:41 What are we doing?
22:42
22:42 >> Uh, usually I let my fingers determine
22:44
22:44 how long I've been in there.
22:49
22:49 >> So, I've gone pruning a couple times.
22:51
22:51 I've gone pruning a couple times.
22:53
22:53 >> So, I Yeah, I take I take advantage of
22:55
22:55 the fact that we have water. I shouldn't
22:59
22:59 um because water's [ __ ] literally
23:01
23:01 just it's expensive these days. But
23:03
23:03 >> yeah, dude, I'll sit in there for a
23:04
23:04 while to wake up. I mean, it's kind of
23:06
23:06 like my zen, my time of just like
23:08
23:08 relaxing and decompressing and and I
23:10
23:10 think I think a lot in the shower,
23:12
23:12 believe it or not. So I,
23:14
23:14 >> you know, so
23:16
23:16 >> Okay.
23:17
23:17 >> Yeah,
23:18
23:18 >> that's all I wanted to know.
23:18
23:18 >> There you go. Little bonus round on
23:20
23:20 Joshua in the shower. Thanks for
23:21
23:21 playing.
23:23
23:23 >> You know, when they get to these odd
23:24
23:24 numbers, things get crazy. So
23:27
23:27 >> yeah, man. That's me in the shower.
23:28
23:28 >> All right, buddy. You want to move on?
23:30
23:30 Let's do uh let's move on to the next
23:32
23:32 one, which is new AI. This is another
23:35
23:35 one of my topics, buddy. And it's
23:37
23:37 another presentation.
23:40
23:40 So before I give you a presentation,
23:42
23:42 ladies and gentlemen, head on over to
23:43
23:43 sorry for the delay.live and you can
23:45
23:45 check out the presentation or hit us up
23:47
23:47 on the YouTube channel. Uh that's
23:49
23:49 YouTube at Sorry for the delay. Uh I
23:52
23:52 think it's just pod. Sorry for the
23:53
23:53 delay. What? I don't even know our
23:54
23:54 [ __ ] YouTube channel. Sorry for the
23:55
23:55 late out live. Come check it out.
23:57
23:57 >> There you go,
23:57
23:57 >> Joshua.
23:58
23:58 >> Yes,
23:59
23:59 >> new AI is a topic about the new quote
24:04
24:04 unquote new image generator for chat
24:08
24:08 GPT. Specifically, chat has upgraded
24:12
24:12 their AI image generation. And I wanted
24:15
24:15 to share some things with you and the
24:17
24:17 audience that I created using that new
24:21
24:21 image generation software, whatever you
24:24
24:24 want to call it. So, I'm going to share
24:25
24:25 my screen with you guys and uh for those
24:27
24:27 of you listening, I'm sorry. Head on
24:29
24:29 over. Sorry for the late live and uh
24:31
24:31 come check out this images with us. But
24:34
24:34 here we go. Let me start this bad boy
24:36
24:36 here. Buddy, can you see what I'm
24:37
24:37 seeing?
24:39
24:39 >> Yes, I can. Yep. Got it.
24:40
24:40 >> All right. Perfect.
24:41
24:41 >> Locked in.
24:42
24:42 >> Yeah. So, new AI. Here we go. Uh, so you
24:44
24:44 can see Joshua, I've been using this
24:47
24:47 already. Uh, the some of the uh,
24:50
24:50 generative AI uh, art photograph things
24:54
24:54 that we post on the uh, thumbnails have
24:56
24:56 been using the new stuff, which is why
24:58
24:58 you kind of seen quote unquote us in a
25:01
25:01 lot of that newer uh, those newer
25:03
25:03 thumbnails. You can kind of see some
25:04
25:04 examples in there. Uh but just with this
25:06
25:06 one on the very left here, this tiger uh
25:08
25:08 that was generated with the new chb
25:13
25:13 image generator. Look at how good that
25:14
25:14 looks. But look how great that depth.
25:16
25:16 There's detail.
25:17
25:17 >> Yeah. Mhm. So let's move on. Let's go
25:19
25:19 ahead and get to this blank canvas. So
25:21
25:21 here's the first thing I generated with
25:23
25:23 this new 2.0. Uh this is just a what
25:26
25:26 looks to be a seed, some type of shell
25:28
25:28 with a water droplet. But look at the
25:30
25:30 hyper realism, buddy. A few years ago,
25:32
25:32 you would never tell the difference.
25:34
25:34 Like you wouldn't know like if you saw
25:35
25:35 this image on the streets buddy would
25:36
25:36 you know that that's AI generated?
25:38
25:38 >> No. Absolutely not.
25:41
25:41 >> I mean nowadays yeah but yet like you
25:42
25:42 said. Yeah.
25:43
25:43 >> Yeah. I mean yeah everybody's going to
25:44
25:44 know this is cuz it's you know it's
25:46
25:46 here. So I went from that to this. So I
25:49
25:49 asked chat to give me your recipe as an
25:53
25:53 infographic poster. We see these all the
25:56
25:56 time. We see these all the time at like
25:58
25:58 uh art shows and events like that. But
26:00
26:00 buddy, what you really can't see, and uh
26:03
26:03 I I'll describe it for everybody, but
26:05
26:05 there's a bunch of text in here. And the
26:08
26:08 text is spelled correctly. It is
26:10
26:10 actually giving the information that it
26:12
26:12 pulled from the episode and your
26:14
26:14 explanation of your smoked bourbon
26:17
26:17 drink. And it like wrote it all down
26:20
26:20 like correctly. And that's one of the
26:22
26:22 big things that they were hyping on for
26:23
26:23 this new generation is the ability to do
26:27
26:27 text and to do things like this with a
26:30
26:30 lot more accuracy. And I can tell you
26:32
26:32 right now, it does a very great job. So
26:35
26:35 >> wait, wait, wait. Can I be critical real
26:37
26:37 quick? I I hate to interrupt you. Go
26:39
26:39 back to that. Go back to that because
26:40
26:40 >> I don't know if I can. I don't know how.
26:42
26:42 There we go.
26:42
26:42 >> It's fine. I mean, I I you know, I'm
26:45
26:45 here for attention to detail and I don't
26:47
26:47 know. I've never seen a flame kind of
26:50
26:50 fall out of a torch in a waterfall
26:52
26:52 mashion fashion. So chat, if you're
26:56
26:56 listening,
26:56
26:56 >> this right there,
26:57
26:57 >> I I don't think fire comes out in in
26:60
27:00 that
27:02
27:02 saying,
27:04
27:04 >> good on you. Good on Good on you. But
27:06
27:06 let's get that right.
27:08
27:08 >> Fire is a basic element and should be
27:10
27:10 across the board straight and just
27:14
27:14 [ __ ] fire. Okay, so got it. All
27:16
27:16 right. So, you want to just grilled this
27:18
27:18 one. Fine. Whatever. That's fine.
27:20
27:20 >> I would think that this is more like
27:22
27:22 it's throwing lava on your stupid little
27:25
27:25 >> on a drink, man. Come on. Get it right.
27:29
27:29 >> Billions of dollars going into this. Get
27:31
27:31 it right.
27:32
27:32 >> So, I did that and I was like, you know
27:33
27:33 what? What else can this do? And we're
27:35
27:35 getting closer to um to summerween. Uh
27:38
27:38 we're going to do something Well, I'm
27:40
27:40 going to do something pretty interesting
27:41
27:41 for that. when we get to the halfway
27:43
27:43 point for Halloween, I'm going to do
27:45
27:45 something really fun. But with that, I
27:47
27:47 was like, you know what? Give me let's
27:49
27:49 do a vampire. So, I did a vampire,
27:51
27:51 buddy. And this is kind of like what it
27:52
27:52 gave me. And I was like, oh, that's
27:54
27:54 that's pretty interesting. That's pretty
27:55
27:55 cool. And I was like, what about my
27:57
27:57 favorite creature? Um, the creature from
27:60
27:60 the Black Lagoon. So, here it is. It did
28:02
28:02 a pretty decent job. I was like, if I
28:05
28:05 saw this in a in a historical book, I'd
28:07
28:07 be like, "Oh my god, it's it's pretty
28:09
28:09 cool."
28:11
28:11 And then I got real weird with it,
28:12
28:12 buddy. I I got real weird. I was like,
28:14
28:14 "What if we made it into a game?" And so
28:17
28:17 this is like an 8-bit version of like
28:19
28:19 these two guys having a game. But if you
28:21
28:21 look at the detail here, it's called
28:23
28:23 Fangs for the Lagoon. It has a little
28:25
28:25 health bar, a score, a timer. It's very
28:28
28:28 indepth. And it has like a lot of
28:30
28:30 details down here and a bunch over here.
28:32
28:32 And you got a words, and you got things
28:34
28:34 happening. And then I was like, "But
28:37
28:37 wait, Joshua,
28:39
28:39 what about if we did if we did something
28:41
28:41 with us?" And so I was like, "Let's do a
28:44
28:44 comic." And here's a comic that I used
28:46
28:46 one of our thumbnails for. And I'll go
28:48
28:48 ahead and read it to you so you can
28:49
28:49 hear. Uh, but this is Joshua saying,
28:52
28:52 "Before we start, uh, give me a little
28:54
28:54 sound check." And this is, u Big Frank,
28:57
28:57 uh, and he's saying a little one. And
28:60
28:60 then he does a big old inhale. And then
29:02
29:02 he screams and Joshua is all over here
29:04
29:04 scured. And then if you look at the
29:06
29:06 detail, buddy, it says spooky fuel down
29:08
29:08 here and a little pumpkin. And then
29:10
29:10 Joshua says, "Great. Now try your indoor
29:12
29:12 voice." And then uh Big Frank says,
29:14
29:14 "That was my indoor voice."
29:16
29:16 >> So believe I love the detail. Even uh
29:20
29:20 the that Halloween episode, my
29:22
29:22 background right there. I see the
29:23
29:23 guitar. I see the uh sticker back there.
29:25
29:25 I That's really cool. That's That's
29:27
29:27 pretty cool. They got that right.
29:28
29:28 >> Right. Right.
29:29
29:29 >> That's awesome. Yeah. And then I was
29:31
29:31 like,
29:33
29:33 what if we did a little game? So then I
29:35
29:35 gave it another thumbnail and it gave us
29:37
29:37 this game. This is the the thumbnail. I
29:39
29:39 didn't even realize this, but this is
29:41
29:41 the thumbnail that was talking about
29:42
29:42 Pacific plastic, like the plastic in the
29:44
29:44 oceans. Oh yeah.
29:45
29:45 >> And the little game is just like us
29:48
29:48 trying to save fishes from plastic. It's
29:50
29:50 [ __ ] adorable. And also, they made me
29:52
29:52 extremely large, and I thought that was
29:54
29:54 offensive, but I kind of look cute, so
29:55
29:55 I'll accept it.
29:59
29:59 You look like the little boy from Up.
30:03
30:03 >> Thanks, buddy. Thanks. I'll take that.
30:05
30:05 >> That's cute. That's a cute character,
30:06
30:06 man. I love that movie. He doesn't.
30:08
30:08 >> Right. But look how cool this is, man.
30:09
30:09 Like this. If we made a game like this,
30:11
30:11 that would be [ __ ] amazing
30:13
30:13 >> if we
30:13
30:13 >> And then Joshua. And then
30:16
30:16 >> I was like, "All right, let's do some
30:18
30:18 hyper realism here."
30:20
30:20 >> Oh my god.
30:21
30:21 >> I gave it a thumbnail of us again. And
30:25
30:25 this is what it gave us. It's just you
30:26
30:26 and me looking at that Couchella poster.
30:29
30:29 Uh, and clearly it it tried its best,
30:32
30:32 buddy. It tried its best. It like if you
30:35
30:35 step back and you squint your eyes a
30:38
30:38 little bit, it it it makes sense. It
30:41
30:41 looks like us. But I want to what I
30:42
30:42 wanted to really point out here is the
30:45
30:45 background, buddy. The back. It did a
30:47
30:47 really great job at combining both our
30:49
30:49 backgrounds to make it look like one
30:51
30:51 cohesive thing, which I thought was
30:54
30:54 really [ __ ] cool. And you can kind of
30:55
30:55 see like as it goes further on it like
30:57
30:57 kind of loses that. But still that first
30:60
30:60 image with your background and my
31:01
31:01 background being squeezed together like
31:03
31:03 this is kind of how I imagined our
31:05
31:05 studio would be if we were together
31:07
31:07 which is pretty cool.
31:11
31:11 >> Yeah. No,
31:12
31:12 >> I I agree you question.
31:16
31:16 >> Sorry. Sorry. It was How do you feel
31:18
31:18 about that, buddy?
31:19
31:19 >> Okay. Yeah. Sorry. I I mean I literally
31:22
31:22 went into another planet for a second
31:24
31:24 there. Holy [ __ ] Um I I you know the I
31:29
31:29 don't know how I feel about this one in
31:30
31:30 particular. Um because when it goes too
31:33
31:33 real or tries to go real like this, it's
31:36
31:36 just it kind of bothers me. I love the
31:38
31:38 fun stuff. I love the cartoons. I love
31:40
31:40 all that. But this kind of this is
31:42
31:42 pushing a little out of my league. A
31:43
31:43 little kind of like just stop it
31:45
31:45 already, you know?
31:46
31:46 >> Okay. Well, we're about to get a little
31:48
31:48 more out of your league. But because
31:49
31:49 then I was like, "All right, now let's
31:50
31:50 make Joshua a [ __ ] profile. Let's
31:53
31:53 give him like a let's let's see what he
31:55
31:55 looks like." So this is what
31:57
31:57 >> No, this doesn't work. This doesn't
31:59
31:59 work.
31:60
31:60 >> This is what chat was like. Yeah, this
32:03
32:03 is a good head shot for Joshua. I think
32:06
32:06 I think it really captures your eyes and
32:08
32:08 nose.
32:09
32:09 >> This is not I've seen this guy on a
32:12
32:12 wanted poster, man. This is not [ __ ]
32:14
32:14 real.
32:16
32:16 I don't know who that guy is or what
32:18
32:18 universe he was birthed from.
32:21
32:21 >> Put that guy back up in this [ __ ]
32:22
32:22 [ __ ] he crawled out of. Dude, get
32:24
32:24 that guy out of here.
32:25
32:25 >> This looks like this this looks like a
32:29
32:29 yearbook photo that you took in an
32:31
32:31 alternate dimension. That's what this
32:33
32:33 looks like. It's it's about that same
32:35
32:35 quality. So then I was like, "All right,
32:38
32:38 all right. That's this is this is
32:39
32:39 enough. This is getting weird." And I
32:41
32:41 was like, "What if we just did like a
32:43
32:43 blueprint of Joshua?" And here's a
32:45
32:45 blueprint of Joshua, which it still
32:47
32:47 doesn't it doesn't capture your face
32:49
32:49 very well, buddy. So, I don't know if
32:50
32:50 you just have a very unique face and it
32:52
32:52 just has a hard time getting getting you
32:54
32:54 right.
32:56
32:56 And I was like, I mean, it's a cool
32:57
32:57 design, cool concept. I was like, that's
32:59
32:59 that's not bad. And then I was like,
33:00
33:00 let's put him in a newspaper.
33:02
33:02 >> Yeah.
33:04
33:04 >> Exactly.
33:05
33:05 >> Local legend caught on camera. Caught on
33:07
33:07 camera doing what? Who knows? But again,
33:10
33:10 on this one, the focus on this is the
33:12
33:12 wording, right? So everything is really
33:14
33:14 well worded. It's really well spaced.
33:16
33:16 Everything's kind of like it looks
33:19
33:19 welldesigned and I'm very impressed with
33:21
33:21 this new generation stuff. So it's
33:23
33:23 really cool. And then the final thing,
33:25
33:25 buddy, I was like, you know what? Let's
33:26
33:26 give Joshua something that he can take
33:28
33:28 back home to his family. Maybe put it on
33:30
33:30 a postcard or something like that. And
33:31
33:31 uh I was like, chat, let's make him a 3D
33:35
33:35 avatar. So there you go, buddy. There's
33:37
33:37 you as a 3D avatar.
33:40
33:40 >> Okay. All right. Yeah,
33:42
33:42 >> I can I can dig it. I mean, that one's
33:44
33:44 fun. I could see that in like the uh
33:46
33:46 >> the Barbie movie or something or
33:48
33:48 >> Yeah. Yeah. You're like a Kindle.
33:50
33:50 >> Yeah. I mean, that's the character from
33:52
33:52 Baywatch that just didn't make the
33:54
33:54 audition. You know, he's just like,
33:55
33:55 "Fuck."
33:56
33:56 >> You know, the guy in the background
33:59
33:59 that's just like slipping on a slurpee
34:01
34:01 or something. That's that guy.
34:03
34:03 >> Yeah.
34:03
34:03 >> All right, buddy. There you go. So, the
34:06
34:06 new generative
34:08
34:08 AI stuff for chat uh is pretty [ __ ]
34:11
34:11 cool. And look, I look forward to making
34:13
34:13 more things. And uh if you guys have
34:15
34:15 noticed in the thumbnails recently, or
34:16
34:16 if not, uh there have been little tiny
34:18
34:18 uh Easter egg uh cartoon drawings that
34:20
34:20 I've been doing of Joshua and I. So, if
34:22
34:22 you haven't seen those, go back and
34:23
34:23 check it out. Sorry for a little late
34:25
34:25 out live. And look at those thumbnails
34:26
34:26 and you'll see some some pretty fun
34:28
34:28 Easter eggs in there. But buddy, I'm
34:31
34:31 done talking.
34:33
34:33 I think we're ready for an AI song,
34:35
34:35 buddy.
34:35
34:35 >> I think we're ready for a break in both
34:37
34:37 of our voices. I'm traumatized from what
34:39
34:39 I've seen and I'm sure people are
34:41
34:41 traumatized by what they've heard. So
34:44
34:44 now let's move on to something that you
34:47
34:47 know you can just roll down the windows
34:48
34:48 too or have some fun going to work
34:50
34:50 depending on when you're listening to
34:51
34:51 us. Uh so this week's AI song uh for the
34:54
34:54 episode is it's called Dance with Me or
34:58
34:58 I like or or as I like to call it
35:01
35:01 Bakigo.
35:05
35:05 >> You did that pretty well. Good job. by
35:08
35:08 everybody. All right, so a little bit of
35:09
35:09 breakdown of the song. This is a fusion
35:11
35:11 of this is a fusion of a high energy
35:13
35:13 rock with a taste of Latin swagger,
35:17
35:17 right Sean?
35:18
35:18 >> And just like anything born from passion
35:21
35:21 and storytelling, I hope everybody
35:24
35:24 enjoys what I came up with because this
35:26
35:26 is this is different than uh some of the
35:29
35:29 other stuff. So um Sean uh without
35:32
35:32 further ado, put a corner in the jukebox
35:34
35:34 and let's have a good time everybody.
35:35
35:35 Hope you like it. Sit back. Relax. Turn
35:37
35:37 it up.
35:38
35:38 >> All right, here we go.
36:03
36:03 Take my hand when I keep.
36:06
36:06 Feel the rhythm in your chest. Move with
36:08
36:08 me by I see.
36:11
36:11 Let your heartbe match the rest. Close
36:14
36:14 the space while I be slow.
36:17
36:17 Let the music pull you near. Step by
36:19
36:19 step they high.
36:22
36:22 Let the moment disappear.
36:24
36:24 >> Feel the rise. Feel the heat.
36:28
36:28 >> Side to side.
36:29
36:29 >> Every pulse, every beat.
36:32
36:32 >> Lift your spirit when we glide.
36:38
36:38 >> Let the rhythm take control.
36:43
36:43 >> We go higher in the soul. Hands up high.
36:47
36:47 Let it flow. So much swagger when we
36:50
36:50 shine
36:51
36:51 >> in this moment. Let it grow. Two bodies
36:54
36:54 moving in one life.
37:05
37:05 Feel the base.
37:09
37:09 Let it echo through your frame. Turn the
37:11
37:11 night into glass.
37:14
37:14 Shatter stillness with the flame.
37:16
37:16 Leaning close more.
37:19
37:19 Let the rhythm guide your sway. Hear my
37:22
37:22 voice, me I'm more.
37:25
37:25 Let it lift you all the way.
37:26
37:26 >> Feel the rise. Feel the heat.
37:29
37:29 >> By like side to side.
37:32
37:32 >> Every pose, every beat
37:34
37:34 >> lifts your spirit when we glide.
37:37
37:37 >> Move me.
37:41
37:41 Let the rhythm take control.
37:46
37:46 >> We go higher in the soul.
37:48
37:48 >> Hands up high. Let it flow.
37:51
37:51 >> So much flavor when we shine
37:53
37:53 >> in this moment. Let it grow.
37:55
37:55 >> Two bodies moving in one light.
38:19
38:19 Rise with me.
38:22
38:22 Let the rhythm break the air. Feel the
38:25
38:25 wave as it blasts.
38:27
38:27 >> Every heartbeat everywhere.
38:30
38:30 >> Lift the room. Lift the night.
38:32
38:32 >> So much sooner when we move.
38:35
38:35 >> Let the fire ignite. Feel the stadium
38:39
38:39 grow.
38:44
38:44 >> Let the rhythm take control
38:46
38:46 of seagull.
38:49
38:49 >> We go higher in the soul.
38:51
38:51 >> Hands up high. Let it flow.
38:54
38:54 >> When we shine
38:56
38:56 >> in this moment, let it grow.
38:58
38:58 >> Two bodies moving in one line.
39:01
39:01 >> Higher now.
39:04
39:04 Let the whole world feel the sound.
39:09
39:09 >> We lift everyone around.
39:19
39:19 Damn. All right, buddy. Hot diggity dog.
39:24
39:24 That
39:24
39:24 >> was a fun one. That was fun.
39:26
39:26 >> Yeah. Had a nice little H had a nice
39:28
39:28 little Latin flare to it. [ __ ] really
39:30
39:30 getting me going, buddy. That was
39:32
39:32 [ __ ] nice, dude.
39:34
39:34 >> That's what I'm talking about. Add a
39:35
39:35 little bit of flavor to this podcast.
39:38
39:38 >> Yeah, you know,
39:38
39:38 >> a little bit of flavor. Put some flavor
39:41
39:41 on me, buddy.
39:42
39:42 >> That was fun to make. That was fun. Like
39:44
39:44 I said, I I've never done a bilingual
39:46
39:46 song ever. So, that was my first
39:47
39:47 attempt.
39:49
39:49 >> Something something flavorful, something
39:51
39:51 with a little bit of passion behind it.
39:53
39:53 And um there you go, everybody. Hope you
39:55
39:55 enjoyed it.
39:56
39:56 >> Yeah, man. [ __ ] I'll put another cord
39:58
39:58 in that juke box. They were another one
39:59
39:59 of those jams. But she know
40:02
40:02 >> my man.
40:03
40:03 >> All right. Hey, should we move on?
40:05
40:05 >> Let's go. What is this? My 92.
40:08
40:08 >> Okay. My bro, my 92. Okay. So, recently
40:12
40:12 my um Damn, dude. My grandma just turned
40:15
40:15 92 years old.
40:17
40:17 >> Oh [ __ ]
40:17
40:17 >> And I had the pleasure of spending
40:19
40:19 >> birthday to her.
40:20
40:20 >> Yeah. The day with her. 92 years old.
40:22
40:22 So, I started thinking about like,
40:24
40:24 >> holy [ __ ] what was it like or what
40:27
40:27 major things have happened over the last
40:29
40:29 92 years. Um, so I I came up with a
40:33
40:33 little bit of a list and uh some of
40:36
40:36 these may or may not surprise you. I
40:38
40:38 don't want to go into like this big old
40:39
40:39 history lesson, but I thought it was
40:41
40:41 kind of funny just to kind of hit some
40:43
40:43 bullet points from 92 years ago to now.
40:47
40:47 Um,
40:48
40:48 >> 92 years. Okay, I'm ready. I'm ready. As
40:50
40:50 one could imagine, you know, when my
40:52
40:52 grandma was born in the 1930s, 1940s,
40:55
40:55 home electronics or just just home
40:59
40:59 anything that has to do with a
41:01
41:01 dishwasher, uh, a blow dry, just
41:04
41:04 anything that has to do with daily
41:06
41:06 conveniences in the 19 and 30s and 40s.
41:09
41:09 Like, could you imagine like what
41:12
41:12 >> that was like? Just like your regular
41:13
41:13 daily kind of stuff.
41:15
41:15 >> Like when was sliced bread invented?
41:18
41:18 Wasn't that fairly recently
41:20
41:20 >> like
41:20
41:20 >> uh slight I don't know actually I don't
41:22
41:22 know somebody you know
41:24
41:24 >> I'll look it up while you give me the
41:25
41:25 other ones.
41:27
41:27 >> Okay so 1940s uh this is real
41:29
41:29 controversial now but I guess in the
41:30
41:30 1940s antibiotics and vaccines became
41:34
41:34 you know they became more to scale
41:37
41:37 >> um very controversial these days but
41:39
41:39 back in the 40s I guess they did it a
41:42
41:42 little bit different than they do today
41:43
41:43 I guess.
41:44
41:44 >> Interesting. Um yeah, and then the 1950s
41:47
41:47 we moved into commercial air travel
41:49
41:49 becomes mainstream. So this only
41:51
41:51 happened in the 50s main like just being
41:54
41:54 able to travel around commercial air
41:56
41:56 travel. Can you believe that? 1950.
41:58
41:58 Yeah, dude. It's kind of bananic because
41:60
41:60 we take that for granted today. Like
42:01
42:01 some people are traveling across the,
42:02
42:02 you know, across the water going to
42:04
42:04 Japan or wherever we're going even down
42:06
42:06 to Mex like even local places just to
42:08
42:08 New York. You'd rather you used to have
42:09
42:09 to train, you take a train. Um, but man,
42:13
42:13 just just normal commercial air travel.
42:15
42:15 Uh, what else we got here? Uh, in 1969
42:19
42:19 because we got to talk about this,
42:20
42:20 right? Uh, the Apollo 11 moon landing,
42:23
42:23 you know.
42:23
42:23 >> Oh, okay. Yeah,
42:24
42:24 >> because recently just make Oh, yeah. I
42:27
42:27 mean, I get that is so controversial,
42:29
42:29 but apparently it made chats uh top 92
42:33
42:33 thing, you know, within the last 92
42:35
42:35 years something that has happened. So,
42:37
42:37 made that interesting. Um 1970s the
42:39
42:39 early personal computers made an
42:41
42:41 appearance which is kind of wild. Um I
42:45
42:45 you know I didn't even know this in 1973
42:47
42:47 the first mobile phone the first mobile
42:50
42:50 cell phone. 1973
42:52
42:52 >> I think those were like those big like
42:54
42:54 bricks right where you had like a big
42:56
42:56 old antenna and it was like [ __ ] hold
42:58
42:58 it like a [ __ ]
42:59
42:59 >> grenade. You were more likely to like
43:01
43:01 kill somebody with it was like a weapon
43:03
43:03 more than it was you know convenience
43:05
43:05 >> a tool
43:06
43:06 >> at that point. Yeah. Convenience. Yeah.
43:09
43:09 >> Like, could you imagine the side pouch
43:11
43:11 you'd have to carry with, you know, like
43:13
43:13 >> Yeah. You can't put that on a holster,
43:15
43:15 right?
43:16
43:16 >> My phone. Give me a [ __ ] second. Hang
43:18
43:18 on.
43:19
43:19 >> Could you imagine carrying around one of
43:21
43:21 those today? People, a cop would think
43:22
43:22 you're carrying a gun. You'd probably
43:24
43:24 get shot.
43:24
43:24 >> Yeah. Around today.
43:27
43:27 >> Yeah. So, um, all the way up to the
43:29
43:29 2010s, uh, uh, renewable energy and
43:32
43:32 batteries became affordable because I
43:34
43:34 guess that wasn't a thing. all the way
43:36
43:36 to now we got um you know leading into
43:38
43:38 2026 we have a generative AI you know we
43:41
43:41 got all this everything going on with AI
43:43
43:43 that we just talked about which is kind
43:44
43:44 of a nice segue um
43:47
43:47 >> so I guess the question is is because I
43:49
43:49 was you know born in the 80s and if I
43:52
43:52 make it to you know to the ripe young
43:55
43:55 age of 92 could you imagine what this
43:58
43:58 list is going to continue to look like
44:01
44:01 >> dude
44:03
44:03 it's going to be [ __ ] crazy you'll
44:05
44:05 probably see like the first ever like
44:08
44:08 humanoid human like uh marriage or some
44:13
44:13 [ __ ] like that. It's got to be something
44:14
44:14 with robots, right? You're going to see
44:16
44:16 you're going to witness something like
44:17
44:17 that. Or maybe we're going to have like
44:19
44:19 the first extraterrestrial
44:21
44:21 like [ __ ] Earth orgy, you know, like
44:24
44:24 some weird [ __ ] right? Because if you
44:27
44:27 look at that list, like if you told
44:29
44:29 somebody
44:31
44:31 a hundred years ago that we were going
44:34
44:34 to have computers in our hands, people
44:37
44:37 would think you were [ __ ] batshit
44:39
44:39 crazy, right? So
44:41
44:41 >> in the future, it's got to be something
44:42
44:42 even weirder. Like we're going to be
44:44
44:44 able to see aliens on the beach drinking
44:47
44:47 [ __ ] my ties from coconuts. Sorry for
44:49
44:49 that. Merch. And like just think of it
44:52
44:52 as just regular dayto-day, you know? So,
44:55
44:55 it's got to be [ ] like [ ] way out
44:57
44:57 there. That's what I'm thinking.
44:59
44:59 >> I'm thinking this I'm thinking the same
44:60
44:60 thing 92 years from now. You know what
45:02
45:02 would be sad though is like 30 years
45:03
45:03 from now all of a sudden this list stops
45:05
45:05 because all electronics and everything
45:08
45:08 just breaks.
45:09
45:09 >> Like so nothing continues after say n
45:14
45:14 2045, you know, this list just basically
45:17
45:17 [ __ ] ends which would be which would
45:19
45:19 be crazy.
45:19
45:19 >> Stark.
45:20
45:20 >> Uh yeah, right. Um but it's wild. So, I
45:23
45:23 just started thinking about that and um
45:24
45:24 happy, you know, cuz when we filmed
45:26
45:26 this, my grandma's already had a had a
45:27
45:27 birthday. Told her happy birthday that
45:28
45:28 day. I'll tell her happy birthday again
45:30
45:30 cuz it's [ __ ] amazing to see somebody
45:32
45:32 live on this planet for 92 years. It's
45:35
45:35 it's
45:35
45:35 >> it's cool to still have my grandma
45:37
45:37 around. So, um yeah. So, what can I say?
45:40
45:40 Uh that's my 92 and my experience with
45:42
45:42 somebody who's lived on this planet for
45:44
45:44 92 years. It's pretty special and um it
45:47
45:47 was nice to to do that. And my grandpa,
45:49
45:49 too. They were both there. So, pretty
45:51
45:51 freaking special. Um,
45:52
45:52 >> nice. What did you guys do?
45:54
45:54 >> Just dinner.
45:54
45:54 >> Uh, dude, we hung around and ate jello
45:56
45:56 years old.
45:57
45:57 >> You ate? Okay.
45:58
45:58 >> I'm just kidding.
45:60
45:60 >> I'm just kidding. We didn't
46:01
46:01 >> Good for the teeth, I guess.
46:03
46:03 >> Yeah. I'm just kidding. No, no. My
46:06
46:06 grandma took me on the tour of the house
46:07
46:07 like I've done a million times before,
46:08
46:08 which is awesome, dude. Like, she has
46:10
46:10 this room in the back of her house, like
46:12
46:12 an antique room where she has like this
46:14
46:14 old family Bible from like the 1800s and
46:16
46:16 and Yeah, dude. Yeah. She's got so much
46:19
46:19 cool [ __ ] My grand See, that's a cool
46:21
46:21 That's the thing about having
46:23
46:23 grandparents or just people who've been
46:24
46:24 on the planet for a long time. They tend
46:26
46:26 to collect [ __ ] from again the 1930s,
46:28
46:28 the night I mean,
46:29
46:29 >> they were born then, so they probably
46:31
46:31 have [ __ ] from before then. Um,
46:35
46:35 >> yeah, dude. She even showed me the sword
46:37
46:37 that was from like 1470.
46:39
46:39 >> [ __ ]
46:39
46:39 >> Yeah, there's like she has this [ __ ]
46:41
46:41 sword. It just like
46:42
46:42 >> she's like, I use this sword to kill
46:44
46:44 three people,
46:45
46:45 >> dude. Like I I don't know. I don't even
46:47
46:47 know if the sword is real. She showed it
46:48
46:48 to me. Just ended up in that that room
46:50
46:50 just like had a date on it. I wanted to
46:52
46:52 grab the thing to look for blood and
46:54
46:54 [ __ ] like if it been in a real battle.
46:56
46:56 >> I think we need next time you visit your
46:58
46:58 grandma, we need pictures of this room
46:59
46:59 so we can see what it's like, buddy.
47:01
47:01 >> Dude, I mean, this room is is awesome.
47:04
47:04 This room is awesome. She got so much
47:05
47:05 cool [ __ ] Um, but yeah, man. Again,
47:08
47:08 happy birthday to my grandma. That's
47:09
47:09 freaking awesome. And uh just just if
47:11
47:11 you still got grandparents or parents or
47:13
47:13 whatever it is, cherish those moments
47:14
47:14 cuz uh the conversations don't last
47:16
47:16 forever. And uh that was cool to do. So
47:18
47:18 that's my 92.
47:19
47:19 >> Yes, man. Hey, uh just as a followup
47:21
47:21 here, uh sliced bread was invented July
47:24
47:24 7th, 1928.
47:27
47:27 >> So, wow.
47:28
47:28 >> There you go. It's pretty damn close.
47:30
47:30 >> For all you bread for all you bread
47:32
47:32 makers out there, bread winners out
47:34
47:34 there. Yeah, there you go. A convenience
47:36
47:36 you now have.
47:38
47:38 >> Yeah, right. Imagine have to cut your
47:41
47:41 own [ __ ] bread. Children won't even
47:43
47:43 know. They don't even know the luxury.
47:45
47:45 Hey, could you imagine like some people
47:47
47:47 in the future like you know when it's
47:49
47:49 like 2050 they'll be looking back like
47:51
47:51 we look back at the bread slicer like
47:53
47:53 dude how did you guys not think of that
47:55
47:55 sooner you know what I mean like it took
47:56
47:56 to the 19 I forget the year what' you
47:58
47:58 say what year was it
47:59
47:59 >> 1928
47:60
47:60 >> 19 it took you all the way till 1928 to
48:02
48:02 finally get one of these shits you know
48:04
48:04 like Jesus
48:05
48:05 >> I feel I kind of feel the same way but I
48:07
48:07 think it's going to be like us looking
48:08
48:08 back on like cell phones and being like
48:10
48:10 oh you didn't think that was going to
48:11
48:11 [ __ ] kill you to have all that
48:13
48:13 radiation in the palm of your hand,
48:15
48:15 >> right?
48:15
48:15 >> Yeah, that's what I think about
48:17
48:17 >> like all these people got hip problems
48:19
48:19 and and waist issues, you know, just cuz
48:21
48:21 you carry that that thing just charging
48:24
48:24 the side of your body and your hips all
48:25
48:25 [ __ ] up and your bone you got bone
48:27
48:27 deterioration that one side of your
48:29
48:29 body.
48:30
48:30 >> Yep.
48:31
48:31 >> Blasted with those signals all day long.
48:33
48:33 >> [ __ ] Someone should look into that.
48:35
48:35 Could be a class action lawsuit,
48:38
48:38 >> right? Uh someone should search the
48:40
48:40 plastic from my urethra,
48:42
48:42 >> right? Does your hip bother you? Is that
48:44
48:44 the side you put your cell phone on?
48:46
48:46 Well, give me a call. 1-800. Sorry for
48:48
48:48 delay. No. 1 1900 I should say because
48:50
48:50 we charge about a minute on this
48:51
48:51 podcast.
48:52
48:52 >> Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. We're like a sex
48:53
48:53 line. So,
48:55
48:55 >> yeah.
48:58
48:58 >> Jesus.
48:58
48:58 >> All right, buddy. Let's move on. Last
49:00
49:00 topic. Expressions to know me by.
49:03
49:03 >> What is this? And what the heck are you
49:05
49:05 talking about, buddy?
49:06
49:06 >> All right. Expressions to know me by.
49:08
49:08 All right, Sean. So, we all have
49:10
49:10 expressions, right? We all have um [ __ ]
49:13
49:13 that we've either heard or um just just
49:17
49:17 random ass [ __ ] that we come across and
49:20
49:20 uh hold on, let me find it over here
49:22
49:22 because I got a whole list for you,
49:23
49:23 Sean, of uh of expressions.
49:25
49:25 >> Wait, are these your expressions or are
49:27
49:27 these like just random expressions? What
49:30
49:30 the [ __ ]
49:30
49:30 >> No, no, these are these are expressions.
49:32
49:32 Either they were used, continue to be
49:35
49:35 used. I just want to know this is a
49:37
49:37 multiple choice. I just want to know if
49:40
49:40 you know the answer to uh these
49:43
49:43 expressions.
49:45
49:45 >> Okay.
49:45
49:45 >> You ready? Play a little game,
49:47
49:47 >> I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Lay it on me.
49:50
49:50 >> All right.
49:51
49:51 >> Hey, dude. This is what we do here. We
49:52
49:52 have a little fun. All right, Sean.
49:54
49:54 Okay. The first expression I have for
49:56
49:56 you again, multiple choice. So, wait
49:57
49:57 until I give you your options before you
49:60
49:60 answer.
50:01
50:01 >> Okay. Okay.
50:02
50:02 >> Do you understand the instructions?
50:04
50:04 >> Yes, I understand the instructions.
50:06
50:06 >> Okay. Here we go.
50:09
50:09 In a pig's eye.
50:11
50:11 That's the expression. In a pig's eye.
50:14
50:14 Here are your multiple choice options.
50:18
50:18 >> Okay.
50:18
50:18 >> In a pig's eye.
50:20
50:20 >> A. That's absolutely true. B. Not a
50:25
50:25 chance. C. I'm very hungry. And D.
50:28
50:28 You're being rude.
50:32
50:32 Oh [ __ ] Okay. Um.
50:34
50:34 >> In a pig's eye. in a pig's eye. I'm
50:39
50:39 gonna go with you're being very rude.
50:42
50:42 >> Okay. I wish I had a wish had a point
50:44
50:44 counter on the had a button for this,
50:46
50:46 but Sean, you're wrong. It's actually B,
50:48
50:48 not a chance.
50:50
50:50 >> Oh,
50:51
50:51 >> okay. I was close though, cuz I So,
50:54
50:54 here's my here's my thinking on that
50:56
50:56 one. It's because usually pig's eyes are
50:58
50:58 very like truthful and like pure, you
51:01
51:01 know, and I feel like if you're if
51:03
51:03 you're saying in a pig's eye,
51:06
51:06 yeah, not a chance makes more sense. But
51:08
51:08 like I felt like that was my chain of
51:10
51:10 thought was going like, you know, you're
51:12
51:12 wrong or some [ __ ] like that.
51:15
51:15 >> Okay. All right. Uh I'm going give you
51:17
51:17 another one right here. Let's see if you
51:18
51:18 can get this one, Sean.
51:20
51:20 >> That dog won't hurt.
51:24
51:24 That's the expression. That dog won't
51:26
51:26 hurt.
51:27
51:27 >> Here are your options. A. Your excuse is
51:31
51:31 believable.
51:33
51:33 B. Your plan won't work. C. You're being
51:37
51:37 too loud. D. You're bragging too much.
51:42
51:42 >> The expression was that dog won't hurt.
51:45
51:45 >> That dog won't hurt.
51:48
51:48 >> I'm going to go with B.
51:51
51:51 >> Your plan won't work.
51:53
51:53 >> Oh, wait. No. What was the other one?
51:54
51:54 Was it C?
51:56
51:56 >> C. You're being too loud.
51:58
51:58 >> [ __ ]
51:60
51:60 >> Let me give it to you one more time.
52:01
52:01 Jesus,
52:02
52:02 >> they're so long. I'm having a hard time
52:03
52:03 remembering.
52:04
52:04 >> It's fine. Okay. That dog won't work.
52:05
52:05 We'll do it again. That dog won't work
52:07
52:07 as the expression. Sean, your options
52:08
52:08 are A.
52:09
52:09 >> Your excuse is believable.
52:11
52:11 >> Your plan.
52:13
52:13 >> Won't work. C. You're being too loud.
52:15
52:15 >> B. Yeah. B. I'm going with B.
52:17
52:17 >> Going with B. Final answer.
52:19
52:19 >> Final answer.
52:20
52:20 >> Okay, you got it. B is the correct
52:22
52:22 answer.
52:23
52:23 I don't even know why. Why? Why is that
52:26
52:26 a thing?
52:27
52:27 >> All right, just so we don't go a little
52:29
52:29 long, maybe we should carry this on to
52:30
52:30 the next episode because I do want to
52:32
52:32 give you one more.
52:33
52:33 >> Sure.
52:34
52:34 >> Okay, one more. You ready?
52:36
52:36 >> This one I feel like you will get.
52:40
52:40 Please don't let me down.
52:42
52:42 The expression is
52:45
52:45 >> he's full of beans.
52:47
52:47 >> He's full of beans. Okay.
52:49
52:49 >> Okay. All right. Here are your options.
52:51
52:51 A, he's lying.
52:54
52:54 B, he's got gas.
52:57
52:57 C, he's energetic and lively. Or D, he's
53:01
53:01 angry.
53:03
53:03 >> C. I'm going to go with C. He's got
53:04
53:04 beans. He's got the beans. You know,
53:06
53:06 he's got that energy.
53:10
53:10 >> Yes. C is the correct answer.
53:13
53:13 >> Too long of a pause. I was scared.
53:15
53:15 >> Lively.
53:18
53:18 Well, Sean, you got two out of three,
53:20
53:20 which is awesome. I got a bunch more.
53:22
53:22 Maybe we should save them for the next
53:23
53:23 episode because I know sometimes we go
53:26
53:26 long and maybe we shouldn't today.
53:29
53:29 >> Actually, one quick question. We won't
53:31
53:31 go long on this, but
53:32
53:32 >> just because the topic had me thinking,
53:35
53:35 uh, expressions to know me by. Do you
53:37
53:37 have any expressions that people
53:39
53:39 actually know you by? Because I do. And
53:42
53:42 I want to know if anybody has you. What?
53:43
53:43 Yeah. What is it? I want to hear. I
53:45
53:45 usually say things like, "My man or I'll
53:48
53:48 say
53:49
53:49 >> too easy."
53:51
53:51 >> Or I'll say, "Bitch, get out of my way."
53:55
53:55 >> All right. Well, all right. Stop you
53:57
53:57 there.
53:57
53:57 >> Just kidding. I don't say that last one.
53:60
53:60 >> I just say the
54:04
54:04 >> No. Uh I would say the one I get a lot
54:06
54:06 is I say cool beans a lot. I say that
54:09
54:09 all the [ __ ] time. I go cool beans.
54:11
54:11 It's cool beans.
54:12
54:12 >> No. You know what else? I got one for
54:13
54:13 you. You also say deuces.
54:17
54:17 >> Yeah, deuces. Speaking of deuces, let's
54:20
54:20 start landing this plane now. Uh Joshua,
54:22
54:22 let's go do some uh let's go [ __ ]
54:25
54:25 words. Let's go do some fun finds. And
54:28
54:28 uh actually, I should say let's go show
54:30
54:30 off some fun finds. Let's show off our
54:31
54:31 toys and get that tax exemption.
54:35
54:35 >> Literally, right? Cuz they are are they
54:36
54:36 toys? Really? I mean,
54:38
54:38 >> they're collectibles. They're figurines.
54:40
54:40 They're going to be worth something
54:41
54:41 someday. Uh, but thank you, Chat with
54:43
54:43 us, for joining us. Now, get the [ __ ]
54:44
54:44 out of here. Chat with us. Get out of
54:46
54:46 here. Go home. You're drunk.
54:48
54:48 >> Jesus Christ.
54:50
54:50 >> All right, buddy. What do you got? What
54:51
54:51 do you What do you got for So, for my
54:53
54:53 fun find today, I got to go down and
54:54
54:54 grab it. Holy [ __ ] my knee hurts.
54:58
54:58 >> Josh was bending over on camera now.
54:60
55:00 Fully exposed anus. Beautiful.
55:02
55:02 >> Um, I know this this series has been out
55:05
55:05 for a while now, and I I saw this I saw
55:07
55:07 this at my, you know, my go-to place.
55:10
55:10 Uh, it's another Funko. And, uh, if you
55:12
55:12 haven't seen the show yet, I highly
55:14
55:14 recommend it. I got myself another
55:18
55:18 Fallout Funko.
55:20
55:20 >> And this is B Boy.
55:22
55:22 >> Hell yeah, dude. Look at that guy.
55:26
55:26 He's so [ __ ] cute. He's so cute.
55:29
55:29 >> I like that boy.
55:30
55:30 >> [ __ ] adorable.
55:32
55:32 >> Nice.
55:33
55:33 >> That's what we got. That is my fun find
55:35
55:35 for this episode.
55:36
55:36 >> Short, sweet, and to the point. Hell
55:38
55:38 yeah. Just like what I'm about to show
55:39
55:39 you. Uh, small, sweet, and to the point,
55:43
55:43 buddy. Here's another bitty pop from my
55:45
55:45 Big Pop collection. It is the wonderful
55:50
55:50 doughnut shop and the doughut employee.
55:52
55:52 Look at her. Beautiful. [ __ ]
55:55
55:55 beautiful. Yeah, there you go. There's
55:57
55:57 my Funko for the week.
55:59
55:59 >> The doughnut shop.
56:01
56:01 >> The doughnut shop, buddy. Let's [ __ ]
56:04
56:04 do some fortunes for the week and then
56:07
56:07 uh give some people some lucky numbers.
56:09
56:09 Do a little monologue action and then
56:12
56:12 [ __ ] get the hell out of here.
56:14
56:14 >> Let's go.
56:15
56:15 >> All right, buddy. Um
56:17
56:17 >> again, misfortune cookies. Uh we do this
56:19
56:19 every time at the end.
56:20
56:20 >> Sean, do you want to get dirty or do you
56:23
56:23 want to get boozy with it?
56:24
56:24 >> Uh we've done boozy for the last two
56:26
56:26 weeks, so let's do a let's do a dirty.
56:28
56:28 >> Okay, let's go dirty.
56:29
56:29 >> Dirty fortune in there.
56:30
56:30 >> Cool. All right, I'm grabbing this one
56:31
56:31 from the like towards the bottom because
56:33
56:33 I feel like it's just it's just that
56:35
56:35 kind of episode, you know? It's been
56:37
56:37 it's been more of a bottom than a top
56:39
56:39 episode. So, we're gonna we're going to
56:41
56:41 go with a uh a bottom.
56:44
56:44 >> A bottom cookie. Love it.
56:46
56:46 >> Yeah. And a top cookie.
56:50
56:50 >> All right, Sean. Well, here you go,
56:51
56:51 buddy. I hope this is a good one. Um All
56:54
56:54 right, everybody. This is your dirty
56:57
56:57 fortune for episode
56:60
56:60 131.
57:02
57:02 Love is in the air. And now also on your
57:06
57:06 good sheets.
57:12
57:12 >> Why'd you put the good sheets on in the
57:13
57:13 first place? You know, to be honest with
57:15
57:15 you, you only have good sheets.
57:16
57:16 >> I know. I don't even know if I own any
57:17
57:17 good sheets anymore to be honest with
57:19
57:19 you,
57:21
57:21 >> Joshua. Why all these sheets have holes
57:23
57:23 in them? Yeah, I I I uh exclusively went
57:26
57:26 to rubber sheets. Things just get a
57:27
57:27 little too wet.
57:29
57:29 >> Easy to clean, though, which is nice.
57:31
57:31 So, it's good.
57:32
57:32 >> Sure. Even be easier when you have a
57:34
57:34 water hose in your bedroom like I do,
57:38
57:38 of course. All right, everybody. Here
57:40
57:40 are your seven lucky numbers for the
57:42
57:42 week. Feel free to use them for whatever
57:44
57:44 nefarious reasons you would like. They
57:45
57:45 are as followed. 7 16 24 26 32 42 and
57:51
57:51 65. Once again, your seven lucky numbers
57:53
57:53 are 7, 16, 24, 26, 32, 42, and 65.
57:60
57:60 Hot dog Joshua, we've made it to the end
58:03
58:03 of this wonderful episode.
58:05
58:05 >> Let's go.
58:06
58:06 >> Let's give the people what they really
58:07
58:07 want now, buddy. Let's give them your
58:10
58:10 Monday monologue, your motivational
58:13
58:13 speech for Monday. I'm going to put some
58:15
58:15 motivational music on in the background
58:17
58:17 and uh Joshua, [ __ ] lay it on us.
58:20
58:20 What do you Sean puts so much pressure
58:23
58:23 on me to actually come up with something
58:25
58:25 and uh every time I work on scripting
58:27
58:27 something out and every time I [ __ ] it
58:29
58:29 up. So I don't even know if I should
58:32
58:32 give you a Monday monologue, Sean. I
58:34
58:34 don't I don't even know if this should
58:35
58:35 be a thing that we do. Maybe the people
58:38
58:38 for this Monday cuz what they really
58:40
58:40 want to hear is your joke. Maybe that's
58:44
58:44 what we should give them for this
58:46
58:46 Monday.
58:48
58:48 That was the worst [ __ ] Monday
58:50
58:50 motivational speech I think I've ever
58:51
58:51 [ __ ] heard. Joshua, not even a, "Hey,
58:54
58:54 listen to us on Sorry for the Delay.
58:56
58:56 Live." No plug for anything. That was
58:58
58:58 terrible. [ __ ] terrible, Joshua.
59:00
59:00 >> It's okay. That's okay. It's fine. The
59:03
59:03 audience understands. They really do.
59:05
59:05 Trust me, they know.
59:09
59:09 >> Well then, buddy, with that being said,
59:12
59:12 hey, thank you guys for watching. Thank
59:13
59:13 you for listening. We do really
59:14
59:14 appreciate it. We hope you had a good
59:16
59:16 time with us here on this episode 131.
59:19
59:19 And with that being said, buddy, here
59:21
59:21 you go, cuz I can't leave you without
59:23
59:23 anything fun for the week. Joshua, what
59:27
59:27 body of water reduces global warming?
59:31
59:31 >> I have no idea.
59:34
59:34 >> A carpool.
59:36
59:36 >> What?
59:37
59:37 >> Carpool.
59:38
59:38 >> Okay.
59:38
59:38 >> Why do you want
59:41
59:41 carp?
59:42
59:42 >> Got it.
59:43
59:43 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
59:45
59:45 next week. Aducuses.
60:11
60:11 As usual, we are professionally ready.
60:13
60:13 We're professionals. We do this for a
60:15
60:15 living.
60:16
60:16 >> Ready to snap.
60:18
60:18 >> Oneap.
60:19
60:19 >> Yeah, buddy. Give me all claps, baby.
60:21
60:21 Give me that clap.
60:22
60:22 >> Claps and snaps.
60:25
60:25 >> Nice. Here we go. Snap.
60:28
60:28 Wonderful. Absolutely. I [ __ ] hurt my
60:30
60:30 finger. Help. Yeah. I had a I had a
60:33
60:33 [ __ ] uh a hangail on my ring finger.
60:37
60:37 >> Yeah.
60:37
60:37 >> And I pulled it, you know? I pulled the
60:39
60:39 hangail out and it like ripped like my
60:41
60:41 nail. You can't see it on camera, but
60:43
60:43 like it it's like sore now because
60:45
60:45 there's there's just it bled for hours
60:48
60:48 so it hurts.
60:49
60:49 >> I did I did that the other day at work
60:50
60:50 and I did in front of a customer. And
60:53
60:53 >> when I pulled it, I was like, "Fuck,
60:55
60:55 dude. Something feels wet." And then the
60:57
60:57 customer was like, "Dude, you're like
60:58
60:58 dripping blood all over the ground."
61:00
61:00 >> And you know, because it's like that
61:02
61:02 thin skin. It's that finger thin skin.
61:04
61:04 And it was like my nail was all bloody
61:06
61:06 and just I was dripping all over the
61:07
61:07 floor.
61:09
61:09 So,
61:10
61:10 >> it's kind of a good excuse to get away
61:12
61:12 from people though, right? Just make
61:13
61:13 yourself bleed.
61:14
61:14 >> Yeah. You're like, "Oh, sorry. I'm
61:15
61:15 bleeding. I'm bleeding. I got to go deal
61:16
61:16 with this. I'm bleeding."
61:18
61:18 >> Yeah. I guess as long as you don't do
61:20
61:20 something crazy like real crazy like
61:22
61:22 punch yourself in the nose.
61:25
61:25 >> Could be fun though.
61:27
61:27 >> Start punching yourself in the nose.
61:28
61:28 People are going to be like, "What the
61:30
61:30 the [ ] is this [ ] Some Adam Sandler
61:32
61:32 [ __ ] What are you doing? I'm not
61:35
61:35 good enough.
61:37
61:37 Right.
61:40
61:40 >> I'm so stupid. I wasn't meant for life.
61:44
61:44 Let me prove it to you by punching
61:45
61:45 myself in the face.
61:48
61:48 >> Just [ __ ]
61:50
61:50 >> Let's [ __ ] get it. You ready? I'm
61:52
61:52 ready.
61:52
61:52 >> Yeah, I'm ready. I think I think I'm
61:54
61:54 [ __ ] ready. I have no idea if I'm
61:56
61:56 ready, but I think I'm ready.
61:58
61:58 >> [ __ ] Let's get it. Here we go.
62:00
62:00 Three, two,
