Sorry For The Delay | EP.132 | Big Frank, Bad Apple & Spooky Emojis
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Two Towns Bad Apple cider, 10.5%
Joshua: Smoked candied blood orange whiskey with raw cinnamon stick & cherry wood smoke
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “The Seat Beside Me”
-RECIPES-
Smoked Blood Orange Whiskey:
• whiskey
• candied blood orange
• raw cinnamon stick
• cherry wood chips
Add whiskey, candied blood orange & cinnamon stick to the glass.
Smoke with cherry wood chips.
Cover, let it settle, then sip.
-CHAT WITH US-
• A New Mystery
• Spooky Or Stupid
• My Emoji
• Expressions To Know Me By Part Two
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.132 Intro, Fake Day Off & Halfway To Halloween
02:38 What’s In Our Cup - Blood Orange Smoke & Bad Apple Cider
07:29 Soap Bag Follow-Up, Listener Criticism & Chat With Us
10:21 A New Mystery - Big Frank’s Underworld Message
14:31 Spooky Or Stupid - Haunted Tech, Pumpkins & Ice Cream Trucks
29:19 Halloween Investments, Giant Pumpkins & Canceling Cowboys
31:30 AI Song Of The Week "The Seat Beside Me"
37:22 My Emoji - Traffic, Office Meltdown & It Doesn’t Fit
43:40 Expressions To Know Me By Part Two
49:09 Fun Finds - Goosebumps, Minions & Unicorn Pull
52:12 Boozy Fortune, Lucky Numbers, Calendar Check & Ghost Joke
-SOUND BITES-
• “I really have to work tomorrow and I completely and just like bummed out about it now.” - Joshua discovering his day off was a lie.
• “Joshua is still smoking, everybody.” - Sean confirming the drink habit has continued.
• “For the halfway to Halloween episode, I see you put a blood orange in there.” - Sean appreciating the spooky drink continuity.
• “This episode’s going to get wild because this is 10%.” - Sean introducing the Bad Apple cider.
• “It’s like the neverending gobstopper except it’s soap and body.” - Sean processing the soap bag solution.
• “Someone paid off all my souls.” - Big Frank sending a deeply normal underworld update.
• “A haunted Roomba maps your house, then starts mapping rooms you don’t have.” - Sean setting up Spooky Or Stupid.
• “Ask them, ‘What are your intentions?’” - Joshua offering ghost conflict-resolution advice.
• “Maybe that’s how I can get out of work tomorrow.” - Joshua finding one possible upside to creepy behavior.
• “It’s the office meltdown.” - Joshua explaining one of his homemade emojis.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You’ll discover a new bar. It’s called acceptable behavior, and it’s really low.
Lucky Numbers: 13, 18, 21, 39, 49, 55, 66
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Minions Halloween Bitty Pop set with a unicorn mystery pull.
Joshua: Goosebumps “Bad Hair Day” Funko.
(Artwork Shoutout: Big Frank’s underworld mystery message & the halfway-to-Halloween setup.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 132 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua finds out his day off was fake.
00:09
00:09 He keeps smoking his bourbon like a
00:10
00:10 haunted saloon bartender. And Shawn
00:12
00:12 celebrates halfway to Halloween with a
00:14
00:14 10.5% cider. Big Frank is back with a
00:19
00:19 mystery from the underworld. Very normal
00:22
00:22 paperwork. We also get spooky or stupid
00:24
00:24 debates, giant pumpkin investments,
00:26
00:26 emojis nobody asked for, and enough
00:28
00:28 tailored pants talk to make every
00:30
00:30 costume designer sigh. Enjoy the show.
00:33
00:33 Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:36
00:36 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:38
00:38 My name is Sean and over there is Joshua
00:41
00:41 and Joshua. This is episode
00:44
00:44 132. 132 episodes, buddy. We're chugging
00:46
00:46 along. We're like that little engine
00:48
00:48 that could, you know? We're going up the
00:49
00:49 hill and then down the hill. Up the hill
00:50
00:50 and down the hill, buddy. We're just
00:52
00:52 [ __ ] doing it. Uh, but with that
00:53
00:53 being said, my guy, how are you doing on
00:56
00:56 this fine halfway to Halloween episode?
00:60
00:60 >> Yeah, I'm doing fine. Other than the
01:02
01:02 fact that before I was te I was texting
01:04
01:04 you, I think I was texting you earlier
01:06
01:06 today how I thought tomorrow was my day
01:08
01:08 off. Like I So when I got off work
01:11
01:11 today, I totally I thought tomorrow was
01:13
01:13 my day off and I was having I was in
01:15
01:15 such a good mood and then I found out I
01:18
01:18 really have to [ __ ] I really have to
01:19
01:19 work tomorrow and I completely and just
01:22
01:22 like bummed out about it now. Like I
01:25
01:25 felt like I had a whole day to relax and
01:27
01:27 chill out. So I went from this high on
01:30
01:30 the drive home to like realizing I have
01:32
01:32 to go back to work tomorrow. So
01:35
01:35 >> I mean sure I'm feeling good, but I was
01:37
01:37 feeling better like a few hours ago
01:39
01:39 before I knew I actually had to work
01:40
01:40 tomorrow.
01:41
01:41 >> Buddy, I'm so sorry.
01:43
01:43 >> Other than the reality of of life and
01:46
01:46 work and all the things that we have to
01:47
01:47 do, I'm I'm doing well. Sean, thank you
01:49
01:49 for asking.
01:50
01:50 >> Nice. uh that your little your little
01:54
01:54 story right now is reminded me of a
01:56
01:56 story that I think I told a long time
01:57
01:57 ago, but I'll repeat it again. Uh it
01:60
01:60 reminded me of the one time I had a
02:02
02:02 dream about Cocoa Puff cereal and I was
02:05
02:05 like it was so vivid that I went to my
02:08
02:08 cabinet. I opened the drawer. I like
02:09
02:09 opened the cabinet and I was like, "Oh,
02:10
02:10 Cocoa Puff's nice. I'm going to have
02:11
02:11 some Cocoa Puffs." Poured myself a bowl,
02:13
02:13 right? And then I woke up and I was
02:15
02:15 like, "Ah, [ __ ] Now I really want Cocoa
02:17
02:17 Puffs." And so then I went in the real
02:19
02:19 world to open up my cabinet and lo and
02:21
02:21 behold, uh there were no cocoa buffs.
02:23
02:23 That's that's the exact feeling of what
02:26
02:26 I can only relate is knowing that you
02:29
02:29 hadn't had work and now you have work
02:31
02:31 the next day. So
02:32
02:32 >> yeah,
02:34
02:34 >> and it's thoughts like that make you
02:36
02:36 want to pour something into your cup. So
02:38
02:38 uh and we got
02:39
02:39 >> transition. Holy [ __ ] Wow. Yeah, buddy.
02:43
02:43 Let's hit the transition. What do you
02:44
02:44 got? What are you pouring into your cup?
02:45
02:45 What what's your uh what are you what
02:47
02:47 are you what are you sipping on this
02:48
02:48 week?
02:49
02:49 >> Hey man, if this is your first episode,
02:50
02:50 I feel sorry for you because you know
02:51
02:51 what? Joshua is still smoking,
02:54
02:54 everybody. And uh
02:56
02:56 >> I got a nice little uh it's a it's a uh
02:59
02:59 a candied blood orange whiskey with a
03:01
03:01 with a raw cinnamon stick and I smoked
03:04
03:04 it with some cherry dried cherry wood.
03:06
03:06 >> Okay. I think that was the same one you
03:09
03:09 had the first week you started smoking.
03:10
03:10 No,
03:10
03:10 >> correct.
03:10
03:10 >> Cuz No, cuz la the last week I had a
03:13
03:13 regular orange. This week it's a blood
03:15
03:15 orange song on
03:16
03:16 >> Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry for the
03:18
03:18 >> in my drink. You know,
03:19
03:19 >> for the halfway to Halloween episode, I
03:21
03:21 see you put a blood orange in there. I
03:23
03:23 appreciate that. I appreciate the
03:24
03:24 continuity and the theming. Thank you.
03:26
03:26 Thank you very much.
03:27
03:27 >> So beautiful.
03:28
03:28 >> Wow. Look at that. Get that big old sip,
03:29
03:29 buddy. Get that big old [ __ ] sip.
03:32
03:32 >> And you asked last week, does the smoke
03:33
03:33 add a difference? Yes, it does, Sean. To
03:35
03:35 have a nice smoky whiskey drink on a
03:37
03:37 podcast like this in a in a this night
03:39
03:39 episode, maybe. Um, yeah.
03:42
03:42 Whatever. to be sipping.
03:44
03:44 >> Yeah. Hey, question for you before we
03:45
03:45 move on from the smoke uh drink that you
03:47
03:47 have. How much did that kit cost you?
03:50
03:50 >> Oh gosh. Do you really want to know what
03:51
03:51 the kit cost?
03:52
03:52 >> Yeah, I do because I want to do the math
03:54
03:54 to see how many drinks you have to make
03:55
03:55 in order to for it to pay off.
03:58
03:58 >> Okay, so the kit itself, I'm surprised
04:01
04:01 you I sent Sean a picture, so I was
04:02
04:02 hoping maybe he would like do a
04:04
04:04 >> I'm going to put it up. Mia, I'm sending
04:06
04:06 you the picture. Go ahead and put it up.
04:07
04:07 That's what the kit looks like. That's
04:08
04:08 what it looks like, everybody. So, in
04:09
04:09 the kit that you're looking at, I can't
04:11
04:11 remember even though I'm supposed to be
04:13
04:13 looking at a picture on the screen right
04:14
04:14 now. Um, it has, I think, at least four
04:17
04:17 or five. It's the screen's a little
04:19
04:19 fuzzy right now. Uh, different types of
04:22
04:22 smoked woods. Believe it's cherry, oak,
04:25
04:25 apple, and one other one I believe is in
04:29
04:29 there. And then it comes with a torch.
04:31
04:31 It comes with the top and a little cap.
04:34
04:34 So, with all that said, very, very
04:37
04:37 well-made packaging.
04:39
04:39 This
04:39
04:39 >> It looks nice. It looks very nice.
04:41
04:41 >> Yeah. This thing cost me I think it was
04:44
04:44 around 100 bucks.
04:46
04:46 >> 100 bucks. Okay. So, just if
04:48
04:48 hypothetically all these drinks cost
04:50
04:50 $20, it would take you five drinks
04:53
04:53 >> to get your money. So, we have a we have
04:55
04:55 what is it? Uh you're on week three. So,
04:57
04:57 two more weeks of this and you would
04:59
04:59 have made your money back. So, that's
05:00
05:00 good. That's a good investment.
05:01
05:01 >> It comes with and the torch. Yeah, it
05:03
05:03 comes with everything. The only thing
05:04
05:04 So, the only thing that it doesn't do is
05:05
05:05 they don't ship it with the butane for
05:07
05:07 obvious reasons. Um,
05:10
05:10 >> yeah, it's like a little mini bomb
05:11
05:11 inside of a little case with wood. It's
05:13
05:13 just I don't think those two should go
05:15
05:15 together. Um, but yeah, you got to buy
05:16
05:16 your own butane, which butane, which I
05:18
05:18 had to. Um, and obviously you got to buy
05:20
05:20 the alcohol if you choose to smoke
05:22
05:22 alcohol. You don't have to smoke
05:23
05:23 alcohol. You can smoke whatever you
05:24
05:24 want.
05:25
05:25 >> Can you What would I mean I can imagine
05:27
05:27 fruit juices, but smoked water? You
05:30
05:30 smoke in water? Can you do that? I'm
05:32
05:32 sure there's a mocktail.
05:33
05:33 >> Is that legal?
05:34
05:34 >> You can do a mock a smoked mocktail. You
05:37
05:37 know, I don't think you necessarily have
05:38
05:38 to go full alcohol whiskey or anything
05:41
05:41 with a flavor to it.
05:43
05:43 >> I mean, I guess you're right. Yeah. Just
05:44
05:44 be interesting to know. So, let us know
05:46
05:46 if you want to do that. Cool.
05:48
05:48 >> So, 100 bucks.
05:48
05:48 >> All right. So, two weeks from now, I'll
05:50
05:50 say congratulations uh on your
05:52
05:52 investment. So, there we go.
05:54
05:54 >> Yeah. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
05:55
05:55 Yeah. Cheer. Cheers, Sean. So, what do
05:57
05:57 you have in your cup over there, my man?
05:58
05:58 >> Hell yeah, buddy. So, like I keep
05:60
05:60 mentioning, uh, this is the halfway to
06:02
06:02 Halloween episode, uh, because we here
06:04
06:04 on this podcast are the fans of the
06:07
06:07 spooky season. And, uh, sometimes you
06:10
06:10 just can't get enough. So, uh, when we
06:12
06:12 were recording, and I think when this
06:14
06:14 one comes out, uh, I think when it comes
06:16
06:16 out, it's actually a week past, but
06:18
06:18 while we're recording, uh, this is
06:19
06:19 officially the halfway point to
06:21
06:21 Halloween, which is [ __ ] outstanding.
06:24
06:24 Um, I'm wearing the Halloween t-shirt,
06:26
06:26 the limited edition Halloween t-shirt
06:27
06:27 that I don't know if we're going to be
06:29
06:29 bring back or not this year. I'm gonna
06:31
06:31 let Joshua decide sometime later on this
06:33
06:33 season and we'll figure it out. Maybe
06:34
06:34 we'll do something new. Uh, but because
06:36
06:36 I'm doing a little bit of a spooky
06:39
06:39 season, uh, I have a cider that I think
06:41
06:41 I've already had, but they come in these
06:43
06:43 cans now, which is pretty cool. Uh, this
06:45
06:45 is the two towns bad apple, you know, so
06:48
06:48 it's blood red, just like your blood
06:50
06:50 orange, buddy. But if you notice down
06:52
06:52 here, uh Joshua, that is a 10.5% on the
06:55
06:55 uh the bad apple. So, it is a it is a
06:58
06:58 hefty boy. So, I'm just going to open it
07:00
07:00 up.
07:02
07:02 Nice. Beautiful crack. Give it a little
07:05
07:05 sippy sip. Cheers, buddy. Oh, yeah.
07:09
07:09 Every time. Every time. Oh, yeah. That's
07:12
07:12 good. That's good. Tastes like honey and
07:14
07:14 apple cider mixed together. Had a cute
07:17
07:17 little baby. Oh, it's [ __ ] delicious,
07:19
07:19 buddy. It's delicious. So, this
07:20
07:20 episode's going to get wild because this
07:21
07:21 is 10%. And I'm going to chug this
07:23
07:23 [ __ ] as fast as I can because we
07:25
07:25 got to get through a lot, buddy. So,
07:26
07:26 let's go ahead and head on over uh to
07:28
07:28 the chat with this section. I have
07:30
07:30 nothing to rant about this uh this
07:31
07:31 episode, by the way. Uh and I did take
07:33
07:33 actually before we even do that, I did
07:35
07:35 take uh some criticism for the uh the
07:39
07:39 soap that was uh explained to me that uh
07:43
07:43 I just need to buy the bag. That's what
07:45
07:45 people gave me the [ __ ] about is I just
07:47
07:47 need to buy the bag that you got and
07:49
07:49 just [ __ ] deal with it. That's what
07:50
07:50 I've been told. So, I may or may not be
07:53
07:53 buying a bag. Uh or I just gave up
07:56
07:56 completely. I'm just going to go back to
07:57
07:57 jellies. So, we'll we'll see. I'll keep
07:59
07:59 you posted, everybody. But yeah, no
08:01
08:01 other I I have to say though, this is
08:03
08:03 why I love participation. You know,
08:06
08:06 sometimes the comments can be a little
08:07
08:07 mean, but it's fine. It's fine. We take
08:09
08:09 we can take constructive criticism.
08:12
08:12 Okay. And if and those of you who told
08:14
08:14 Sean to get the bag, thank you. I I
08:16
08:16 appreciate you voicing your opinion and
08:18
08:18 shouting that out because he should have
08:19
08:19 got that bag a long time ago. Think
08:20
08:20 about how many bars of soap you could
08:23
08:23 have made with that little
08:26
08:26 glob of, you know, like you all those
08:29
08:29 things that you just stepped on and
08:30
08:30 pushed down the sink, you know, the
08:31
08:31 >> Yeah. down the drain. Yeah.
08:33
08:33 >> Down the drain.
08:33
08:33 >> You know, it's it's almost like you
08:35
08:35 create your own scent in a way, you
08:37
08:37 know, because you're you're meshing all
08:38
08:38 those soaps together. So, it's like it's
08:40
08:40 like a unique you scent, which is gross
08:43
08:43 but interesting at the same time. So,
08:45
08:45 there's that.
08:46
08:46 >> It's like a ball of used gum. You just
08:48
08:48 keep like and just create your own.
08:51
08:51 >> It's like the neverending gobstopper
08:53
08:53 except it's soap and body.
08:56
08:56 >> I like that.
08:58
08:58 That's perfect.
08:58
08:58 >> All right, buddy. Let's hit let's head
08:59
08:59 on over to the chat with the section.
09:01
09:01 >> All right, man.
09:01
09:01 >> Let's [ __ ] get it. Uh the chat with
09:03
09:03 the section, if you're new here, hello,
09:04
09:04 welcome. We are Sean and Joshua. We are
09:06
09:06 your two new best friends. Uh, and the
09:07
09:07 chat with us section is the part of the
09:09
09:09 podcast where we kind of tell you the
09:11
09:11 topics we're going to be talking about.
09:12
09:12 So, you can either say, "Nah, I don't
09:14
09:14 want to listen to any of that or you can
09:15
09:15 listen to all of it and have a great
09:17
09:17 time with us." Um, but they are as
09:19
09:19 followed. Number one, a new mystery.
09:24
09:24 >> Interesting.
09:25
09:25 >> Number two, spooky or stupid. All right.
09:29
09:29 Curious on that one. Uh, number three is
09:33
09:33 my emoji. Okay. Fun. Very fun. And the
09:38
09:38 last one on the list is expressions to
09:40
09:40 know me by part two. Correctly spelled,
09:43
09:43 by the way, if you saw last episode.
09:45
09:45 >> I did mess that up last week, didn't I?
09:47
09:47 I did.
09:48
09:48 >> But this one is correctly spelled.
09:50
09:50 Joshua, vamp for me for just a second. I
09:52
09:52 got to fix my hair real quick.
09:53
09:53 >> Okay. No, you're fine. Hey, and if you
09:55
09:55 didn't if you missed the expressions to
09:57
09:57 know me by, that was pretty fun. So, if
09:59
09:59 you stick around long enough to know
10:01
10:01 what's going to to get to that, there's
10:03
10:03 some good ones in there. And I really do
10:04
10:04 hope Sean uh knows the answer to some of
10:07
10:07 these cuz some of these are fun.
10:08
10:08 >> Uh last time I only got two of them,
10:10
10:10 right? I think I got two out of three.
10:12
10:12 So I was I was close.
10:14
10:14 >> Yeah, you did. Yeah. Yeah, you did
10:15
10:15 pretty well. So, but they're I think
10:16
10:16 they're going to going to get harder,
10:17
10:17 but stick around.
10:19
10:19 >> Joy. Can't wait. Can't wait. All right,
10:21
10:21 buddy. Let's do a a new mystery.
10:24
10:24 >> So, you know, halfway to Halloween. I
10:26
10:26 wanted to get a little bit spooky with
10:27
10:27 these two topics. Uh just to throw some
10:29
10:29 fun out there because we are the fans of
10:31
10:31 the spooky season. And Joshua, you know,
10:33
10:33 we have a recurring character on this
10:36
10:36 podcast, uh, that people either either
10:38
10:38 love him or hate him. Um, but he is
10:41
10:41 recurring. And, uh, we got a message
10:43
10:43 from him because I messaged him, uh,
10:45
10:45 down in the underworld. And I'd like to
10:46
10:46 play that message for you because I
10:48
10:48 think something is going on in his neck
10:50
10:50 of the woods. If you're okay with that.
10:51
10:51 >> Yeah, absolutely. Let's hear it.
10:53
10:53 >> All right. Give me one second. I'm g
10:54
10:54 share my screen with Joshua. For those
10:56
10:56 of you watching, keep on watching. And
10:57
10:57 for those of you listening, just keep on
10:58
10:58 listening. Here we go. Here you go,
10:59
10:59 buddy. Here's his message.
11:03
11:03 Hey boys, it's me, Big Frank. I got a
11:09
11:09 hell message from Sean saying you two
11:11
11:11 were celebrating halfway to Halloween.
11:15
11:15 If you ask me, that seems like a stupid
11:18
11:18 thing to celebrate, but you're up there
11:21
11:21 and I'm down here, so who's laughing,
11:24
11:24 huh? Anyways, maybe you two can help me
11:28
11:28 solve a mystery that's been floating
11:30
11:30 around down here. Someone paid off all
11:33
11:33 my souls. And you and I both know I had
11:37
11:37 a lot of souls.
11:40
11:40 But I know it wasn't either of you. So,
11:42
11:42 something fishy is going on. And the
11:45
11:45 only thing I know is they left a message
11:47
11:47 in the trash. Yeah, the trash.
11:52
11:52 And it just said, "Watch your cans."
11:57
11:57 Yeah, I didn't get it either. But if any
11:59
11:59 of y'all have any idea, let me hear
12:01
12:01 them. I'll see you boys real soon. Take
12:05
12:05 care of yourselves. I think someone's
12:08
12:08 watching.
12:10
12:10 There you go, buddy. There's his
12:11
12:11 message. Um, I had the time to think
12:14
12:14 about it. Uh, I still don't know what
12:16
12:16 the [ __ ] he was talking about. Uh,
12:18
12:18 >> somebody paid off his debts. Uh, so if
12:20
12:20 you don't know the backstory of Big
12:22
12:22 Frank, uh, Big Frank was uh, uh, part of
12:25
12:25 the Rat Pack. Uh, dare I say, Joshua, is
12:27
12:27 that what he he explained to you?
12:29
12:29 >> No. No, that's Yeah, that's what he what
12:31
12:31 he's part of or what he Yeah.
12:33
12:33 >> What he was part of?
12:34
12:34 >> Was or part? Yeah, exactly.
12:36
12:36 >> Yeah. Uh, and then last year he came on
12:38
12:38 to the show. Uh, I had to use the
12:40
12:40 restroom. Uh, so I didn't I haven't met
12:42
12:42 him at all. Uh so he came on to the show
12:44
12:44 and Joshua tells me that he had uh a
12:47
12:47 buddy with him who was shaking him down
12:49
12:49 and he owed a lot of souls which is
12:52
12:52 apparently the hell currency and uh he
12:55
12:55 just gave us that phone call buddy.
12:56
12:56 Somebody paid off the souls. So there's
12:58
12:58 a there's a mystery of foot and the only
13:01
13:01 clues that we got were written in trash.
13:04
13:04 So I don't know what that means. I'm
13:06
13:06 hoping that you have an idea of what
13:08
13:08 that means. Uh or maybe a guess as to
13:12
13:12 anything
13:12
13:12 >> like how would I even know?
13:14
13:14 >> I don't know. Maybe he secretly told you
13:17
13:17 or something, you know.
13:18
13:18 >> Uh no, I think Big Frank uh speaks in a
13:21
13:21 lot of eupheanisms and he has a lot of
13:23
13:23 hidden messages, all of his words. So, I
13:25
13:25 I have no idea. I mean, maybe tonight
13:28
13:28 when I go to bed and I I have a dream
13:30
13:30 about Big Frank because usually I do,
13:31
13:31 you know, I dream of a big Frank. You
13:33
13:33 know, we were real close in the end of
13:35
13:35 the underworld world.
13:37
13:37 >> So maybe maybe I'll have an answer for
13:40
13:40 you next episode, but right now I don't
13:41
13:41 have an episode or don't have an answer.
13:44
13:44 Neither
13:44
13:44 >> do I next episode. Neither do I.
13:46
13:46 >> So I guess we'll just kind of stew on it
13:47
13:47 and kind of just let it happen and then
13:49
13:49 we will see him in uh the spooky season
13:52
13:52 time. So we'll maybe have an answer by
13:54
13:54 then, too. Who knows? Hopefully I get to
13:56
13:56 meet him this time. That would be really
13:57
13:57 helpful and really nice. But we'll see
13:58
13:58 how that goes. Did we ever find out if
14:00
14:00 Big Frank had any kids or if
14:03
14:03 >> No, I think you should probably ask him
14:04
14:04 the next time you see him. Write that
14:06
14:06 [ __ ] down. You got, you know, let's
14:07
14:07 write that down so we can ask him these
14:09
14:09 questions uh later on in the year and
14:12
14:12 maybe we'll find out a little bit more
14:13
14:13 about it.
14:14
14:14 >> That should be, you know, we should put
14:15
14:15 that somewhere down. Questions to ask
14:18
14:18 Big Frank.
14:19
14:19 >> Yeah, there you go. See? Yeah.
14:21
14:21 >> Yeah. Mysteries of foot. Joshua, just
14:23
14:23 wanted to lay that down because that
14:26
14:26 happened. So interesting. Uh, but we can
14:28
14:28 move on now. Let's head on over to
14:31
14:31 spooky or stupid. Joshua, this, as the
14:34
14:34 name entails, my dude, is a little bit
14:37
14:37 of this or that um with just some spooky
14:40
14:40 ideas. So, I'm going to read you five uh
14:43
14:43 spooky things or stupid things, and you
14:46
14:46 must determine whether or not they're
14:48
14:48 spooky or stupid. Pretty
14:49
14:49 straightforward. All right.
14:50
14:50 >> Okay. All right.
14:52
14:52 >> Get it ready. Get it ready, buddy. Here
14:53
14:53 you go. Number one,
14:56
14:56 the haunted Roomba mapping extra rooms
15:00
15:00 in your home. So, I'll read it to you. A
15:03
15:03 haunted Roomba maps your house, then
15:06
15:06 starts mapping rooms you don't have. Is
15:09
15:09 that spooky or is it stupid?
15:13
15:13 >> I think most robots are stupid until we
15:17
15:17 reprogram to tell them they're not
15:19
15:19 stupid. Um,
15:22
15:22 so I'm going to go with it's it's
15:24
15:24 stupid. You know, it's quite different
15:26
15:26 than the Tesla that sees the images
15:28
15:28 driving through the uh you know, great,
15:30
15:30 you know, the cemeteries. That's a
15:32
15:32 little different. It's a little
15:33
15:33 different because there's a visual that
15:35
15:35 Roomba just
15:37
15:37 >> runs over things on the ground and maybe
15:38
15:38 like um some Skittles on the floor just
15:41
15:41 like took it a certain direction and you
15:43
15:43 know, all of a sudden it thinks it's a
15:44
15:44 room. You know, it's all it just see
15:47
15:47 underneath it. Just keep Yeah. It just
15:48
15:48 traps it. Yeah. Skittle trap. Um, but
15:52
15:52 no.
15:54
15:54 >> Yeah,
15:54
15:54 >> it's good. That's good.
15:56
15:56 >> Hey, you get a Skittle wet, it gets
15:57
15:57 pretty sticky. A Skittles, you can get
15:58
15:58 Skittle trap.
15:59
15:59 >> That's true.
15:60
15:60 >> Yeah, I'm with you. I'm with you. I like
16:02
16:02 that.
16:02
16:02 >> All right. Skittle trap. So, you're
16:04
16:04 finding it stupid. All right.
16:05
16:05 >> Yeah. Stupid trap by Yeah.
16:08
16:08 >> Okay. All right. Next one. Your Ring
16:11
16:11 camera catches you entering the house
16:14
16:14 while you're already inside.
16:18
16:18 >> H. spooky or stupid.
16:20
16:20 >> I mean, I might call that a sorry for
16:23
16:23 the delay, but
16:28
16:28 >> you know,
16:32
16:32 >> oh [ __ ]
16:32
16:32 >> cuz that happens. That happens around
16:34
16:34 here. It happens around, you know. Sorry
16:36
16:36 for delay.
16:36
16:36 >> So, if you were to see that, you would
16:37
16:37 probably just chuck it up to like a
16:39
16:39 delay. Sorry for the
16:40
16:40 >> Yeah, possibly. I mean, depends. Am I in
16:42
16:42 my underwear? You know, am I wearing
16:44
16:44 like what am I wearing?
16:45
16:45 >> Oh, got it. Yeah. Like if it's your like
16:47
16:47 if it's like if you are in your
16:49
16:49 underwear, quote unquote, right?
16:51
16:51 >> And then you see yourself walk into your
16:53
16:53 house in your underwear. Yeah. That
16:54
16:54 would be kind of weird, right? That's
16:56
16:56 that's what I'm saying, dude. Like and
16:59
16:59 and the fact that I've never gone in and
17:02
17:02 out of my house in my underwear and all
17:04
17:04 of a sudden there's like a camera
17:05
17:05 footage of me doing it. I might be a
17:08
17:08 little suspect into what's going on with
17:10
17:10 that. Is it a is it a ghost? Is it
17:12
17:12 premonition? Is it AI? somebody tapping
17:15
17:15 in to my system.
17:17
17:17 >> Oh, how weird would that be? Somebody
17:19
17:19 hacked you, but if they just showed you
17:21
17:21 a picture, like a video of you in your
17:23
17:23 underwear coming into your own home,
17:25
17:25 that's just that's a whole another level
17:26
17:26 of just messed up, you know?
17:28
17:28 >> Yeah. I And that probably could happen
17:30
17:30 too, you know, to freak somebody out.
17:32
17:32 But I I honestly that would be a trip,
17:34
17:34 but I would I would chalk it up to bad
17:36
17:36 internet. I'd be calling up my cable
17:38
17:38 guy, be like, "Bro, I just saw myself in
17:40
17:40 my underwear coming in three hours after
17:42
17:42 I'd already done it.
17:44
17:44 Like,
17:45
17:45 let's pump up the Wi-Fi. Let's Let's get
17:48
17:48 this [ __ ] fixed.
17:49
17:49 >> Okay. So, you're just not even calling
17:50
17:50 spooky on this at all. So, you're just
17:52
17:52 going straight stupid.
17:54
17:54 >> Mo most electronics I don't think can be
17:56
17:56 spooky cuz you know just you got wiring
17:60
17:60 signals and just [ __ ] bouncing around.
18:02
18:02 So, I don't know. I I'm going to call
18:04
18:04 I'm calling bogus. Not not scared. This
18:06
18:06 is This isn't freaking me out.
18:08
18:08 >> Okay. All right. How about this one,
18:10
18:10 buddy? A jacko-lantern
18:13
18:13 slowly turns to face you. So, let's say
18:16
18:16 you're just sitting down somewhere,
18:17
18:17 right? And the jacko'lantern just slowly
18:19
18:19 turns to face you. Spooky or stupid?
18:22
18:22 >> No, that's that that would probably
18:23
18:23 creep me out.
18:25
18:25 >> Okay. So, we [ __ ] we got one. We got
18:26
18:26 one. That's scary. Okay.
18:28
18:28 >> Yeah, that would I mean, again, it's
18:29
18:29 always context, right? Am I sitting
18:31
18:31 there on the porch just smoking a fat
18:33
18:33 one, you know, that I've been doing, you
18:35
18:35 know, just I'm just kind of roping one
18:37
18:37 off just like, "Dude, this is cool." And
18:38
18:38 I look over and it looks back at me. you
18:41
18:41 know.
18:41
18:41 >> Yeah. Oh, dude. I don't even want to
18:44
18:44 think about it. It kind of reminds me of
18:45
18:45 like haunted dolls, right? Those dolls
18:47
18:47 that just kind of like just do the
18:49
18:49 little do the little shaky shake, right?
18:52
18:52 Story about a haunted doll.
18:54
18:54 >> I I No, I don't. Did I do a haunt I did
18:56
18:56 do a haunted doll or maybe aspects of
18:59
18:59 the uh
18:60
18:60 >> the story the Halloween story I did did
19:02
19:02 have aspects of a haunted doll.
19:04
19:04 >> Uh but sometimes, you know, here here's
19:06
19:06 what I think people should do. When you
19:07
19:07 get freaked out, you think there's a
19:08
19:08 ghost around, maybe the pumpkin like
19:10
19:10 Sean the the uh the scenario gave me,
19:12
19:12 just ask them, "What are your
19:14
19:14 intentions?" You know what I mean?
19:17
19:17 >> All right. So, let's say you ask them uh
19:19
19:19 and
19:21
19:21 what what would be what would be okay
19:23
19:23 for them to say so you're not freaked
19:25
19:25 out? Like, are they like if they just
19:27
19:27 tell you, "I'm just here to hang out,
19:29
19:29 you know, like would that freak you
19:31
19:31 out?"
19:31
19:31 >> If I'm sitting there and he goes, "Hey,
19:33
19:33 you going to pass that?" You know, I I
19:35
19:35 it'd be cool. It'd be cool.
19:37
19:37 >> Okay.
19:38
19:38 >> It'd be fine.
19:39
19:39 >> But But if he's just like, "Yeah, I'm
19:41
19:41 gonna eat your brain." I'd put that [ __ ]
19:43
19:43 out and have to go inside. He'd be
19:45
19:45 totally
19:47
19:47 >> Wait, would you would you have the
19:49
19:49 strength and courage to pick that up
19:51
19:51 though after it said that to you? I'd be
19:53
19:53 scared it would try to break my fingers
19:54
19:54 off, you know?
19:56
19:56 >> Yeah. Well, I mean, most pumpkins are
19:57
19:57 are soft material. It's like soft shell,
19:59
19:59 so I don't know. I don't know if it
20:02
20:02 could break the skin. It might, you
20:04
20:04 know, you might get a little roughed up,
20:05
20:05 maybe some heavy bruising, some deep
20:07
20:07 like a deep tissue bruise, but I mean,
20:11
20:11 most pumpkins, I don't think it really
20:12
20:12 bite your hand off.
20:16
20:16 >> Most pumpkins.
20:19
20:19 >> That's [ __ ] That's
20:20
20:20 >> I'd kick the [ __ ] out of it. Yeah. I
20:21
20:21 mean, if it's not partying with me, then
20:22
20:22 it's partying. It's not with It's
20:24
20:24 against me.
20:26
20:26 >> Party with me.
20:28
20:28 >> If you're not drinking beers with me, I
20:29
20:29 can only assume you're drinking them
20:30
20:30 against me.
20:32
20:32 >> Yeah. like go drink your juice, you
20:34
20:34 know.
20:36
20:36 >> Oh, it's great. All right. Uh, two more.
20:39
20:39 This one is I I don't know about this. I
20:41
20:41 can go either way on this one, but Well,
20:42
20:42 you give me
20:43
20:43 >> All right. This one is the ice cream
20:45
20:45 truck song plays at 3:00 a.m. in
20:48
20:48 January.
20:50
20:50 >> Wow.
20:51
20:51 >> Spooky or stupid?
20:54
20:54 >> Uh, that is kind of that is kind of
20:56
20:56 creepy. It's kind of creepy.
20:58
20:58 >> Okay. Okay, I see that.
20:60
20:60 >> Yeah. I mean, I have to ask myself, are
21:02
21:02 they just check they just like testing
21:03
21:03 their speakers? You know, they get some
21:04
21:04 new JBLs or something or like
21:09
21:09 is it like a new AI song that just came
21:12
21:12 out? You know, I I got to assess the
21:14
21:14 jam. Got to think about it. And is this
21:17
21:17 happening while I'm smoking on the porch
21:19
21:19 next to the pumpkin? Because I like
21:23
21:23 >> You both are hitting at the same time.
21:25
21:25 >> This is all happening at the same time.
21:27
21:27 It's just going to get weird.
21:30
21:30 Oh [ __ ] I I think this is I think this
21:33
21:33 is pretty spooky just because it kind of
21:35
21:35 hits on a bunch of different levels
21:37
21:37 which is one late at night, right? Two,
21:40
21:40 January. I mean it's not summertime.
21:42
21:42 People aren't really eating ice cream
21:43
21:43 and doing all that fun stuff, right? And
21:46
21:46 then just like the nostalgia of
21:47
21:47 childhood, like hearing that ice cream
21:50
21:50 song play and then just having it be
21:53
21:53 super late. It's probably dark. It's
21:54
21:54 probably a little misty, you know? Like
21:56
21:56 just just that just that thought is
21:59
21:59 spooky, right?
22:01
22:01 >> So I have a I have a question. I have a
22:03
22:03 question. Can do you think you could get
22:04
22:04 arrested for being like disturbing the
22:06
22:06 piece and being too spooky?
22:10
22:10 >> Oh, like even if you're not doing
22:11
22:11 anything.
22:12
22:12 >> Yeah. Like let me give you a scenario.
22:13
22:13 Say like at 2 in the morning I'm dressed
22:15
22:15 up like a killer clown.
22:16
22:16 >> You know, I'm driving around with a with
22:18
22:18 an active bloody axe.
22:20
22:20 >> Yeah. you know, with the ice cream song
22:22
22:22 playing, I'm just riding up people's
22:24
22:24 driveways and I'm just going back and
22:25
22:25 forth in the middle of the road. And
22:29
22:29 >> you think I get arrested for that?
22:30
22:30 >> I think so. I think you could. Like, you
22:33
22:33 may you may not be charged with a crime,
22:35
22:35 but I'm sure that you could get arrested
22:36
22:36 for it. You know, they just put you in
22:38
22:38 the clank for a little bit and send you
22:40
22:40 on your way after you've calmed down or
22:42
22:42 the makeup wears off, right? So, I think
22:44
22:44 you probably could get arrested for it,
22:45
22:45 but charged, I don't think you could get
22:47
22:47 charged for that. I don't think you mean
22:49
22:49 you didn't commit a crime. So,
22:50
22:50 >> you're just being creepy at three in the
22:52
22:52 morning riding around.
22:53
22:53 >> You're just being weird.
22:54
22:54 >> Yeah.
22:54
22:54 >> Carrying an axe, you know.
22:55
22:55 >> Yeah. They'll they'll chalk it up to
22:56
22:56 mental health and then they'll send you
22:58
22:58 on your way.
22:59
22:59 >> Maybe that's how I can get out of work
23:01
23:01 tomorrow.
23:02
23:02 >> Do that tonight.
23:03
23:03 >> Dress up as a clown.
23:04
23:04 >> Yeah, just do that tonight. Just do
23:05
23:05 something creepy and then just walking
23:07
23:07 up and down the road. Just get
23:10
23:10 >> Just get picked up.
23:12
23:12 >> Just like that. How'd you get out of
23:13
23:13 work? You know, check out the mug shots.
23:16
23:16 We'll see. All right, buddy. Last one
23:18
23:18 here. I think I kind of know the answer
23:20
23:20 to this one for you, but uh you tell me
23:22
23:22 spooky or stupid. A baby monitor picks
23:26
23:26 up a man saying, "Wrong baby."
23:30
23:30 Damn.
23:33
23:33 Now, to preference this, baby monitors
23:35
23:35 are like localized, right? They're on a
23:37
23:37 local channel. So, they're they're not
23:39
23:39 like walkie-talkies necessarily. Um but
23:43
23:43 to have someone just pick up and say,
23:45
23:45 "Wrong baby." spooky or stupid.
23:48
23:48 >> I mean, if I bought this new,
23:50
23:50 >> then it would be creepy. But if I
23:53
23:53 borrowed it from my neighbor because
23:54
23:54 they had like seven kids and they didn't
23:56
23:56 need it anymore, you know, just like,
23:58
23:58 you know, they just kind of like here,
23:60
23:60 you know, it was like a like a
24:01
24:01 handme-down, whatever.
24:02
24:02 >> Yeah.
24:02
24:02 >> Little toe baby monitor,
24:04
24:04 >> then it might freak me out. But if it's
24:06
24:06 brand new, I I would probably h I would
24:09
24:09 have to call the manufacturer and be
24:10
24:10 like, "Listen, you either got to send me
24:12
24:12 a new one or stop selling these things
24:14
24:14 cuz this [ __ ] I mean they are
24:15
24:15 possessed."
24:17
24:17 >> Okay. All right. I feel I feel that too.
24:19
24:19 Like Yeah. Cuz what if the guy who gave
24:21
24:21 you the baby monitor after having seven
24:23
24:23 kids is just [ __ ] with you, you know,
24:24
24:24 and like he has one and he's like just
24:27
24:27 saying weird [ __ ] into it just so you
24:28
24:28 can get freaked out, you know?
24:31
24:31 >> I think this is what we all should do
24:33
24:33 come Halloween. I think we I think every
24:35
24:35 one of us, all the watchers, everybody
24:37
24:37 listening, all you subscribers should
24:39
24:39 try try this little fun fun game here.
24:41
24:41 Buy yourself a really cheap
24:43
24:43 walkie-talkie and go hide it in your
24:45
24:45 friend's house. Right?
24:49
24:49 Then what I want you to do is every time
24:52
24:52 you come over, I want you to go to the
24:54
24:54 place you hit it and I want you to turn
24:56
24:56 it on. And when they're not around you,
24:58
24:58 I want you to start talking into the
24:59
24:59 walkie-talkie. and just repeat the step
25:02
25:02 weeks after weeks after weeks
25:05
25:05 >> and and and see what happens.
25:09
25:09 >> Okay. Would that be mean? Did I just
25:11
25:11 create a mean thing right there? Was
25:12
25:12 that too much?
25:13
25:13 >> Let me know if I overset my boundaries,
25:15
25:15 guys. Let me know. Let me know.
25:17
25:17 >> I don't know if it's mean, but I think
25:19
25:19 it could be
25:20
25:20 >> It could definitely be creepy. But I
25:22
25:22 feel like after a certain point, like
25:24
25:24 Joshua, if you put a speaker in here,
25:26
25:26 after a certain point, you would find
25:27
25:27 it, you know, because you'd just be so
25:29
25:29 fixiated on like figuring out where the
25:32
25:32 noise is coming from.
25:33
25:33 >> Be good, dude. I'll cut I'll, you know,
25:34
25:34 I'll rip a seam in your pillow or in
25:36
25:36 your your couch,
25:37
25:37 >> the mattress.
25:39
25:39 >> I Yeah. And And then as you sit there,
25:40
25:40 I'll just I'll I'll be in the corner.
25:42
25:42 I'll be humming and you know, and you'll
25:44
25:44 be on your butt. You'll just feel like
25:46
25:46 you'll be like, "What? What the fuck?"
25:49
25:49 And this will happen all the time. It'll
25:51
25:51 be constant for you. You just won't
25:53
25:53 know. And you'll be like, "You know
25:54
25:54 what, Josh? Every time you come over,
25:56
25:56 there's strange things that seem to
25:58
25:58 happen, you know, every time you come
26:00
26:00 over."
26:02
26:02 >> But how would you turn it on? How would
26:03
26:03 you turn like if you if you were to put
26:04
26:04 it in my couch, right? You'd have to go
26:06
26:06 down You have to figure out a way to
26:08
26:08 turn that on, you know?
26:10
26:10 >> I mean, you you go to the bathroom. You
26:12
26:12 know, there's times that you may run to
26:14
26:14 the store. I'll be like, "Hey, Sean,
26:16
26:16 we're at a beer." As I'm pouring it down
26:17
26:17 the sink. Hey, r a beer, man. You know,
26:20
26:20 and then you take off and then I set my
26:22
26:22 trap.
26:23
26:23 >> Yeah. Okay. All right. Fine. You win.
26:25
26:25 Yeah. You're right. You're right.
26:26
26:26 >> I mean, try the walkie horror story. You
26:29
26:29 know, try the I don't know what we'd
26:31
26:31 call this. The walkie-talkie game or
26:33
26:33 sto, you know, whatever you want to call
26:34
26:34 it. Just
26:35
26:35 >> the walkie-talkie challenge.
26:37
26:37 >> The walkietalkie challenge.
26:38
26:38 >> See how long you can scare your friends.
26:41
26:41 >> Yeah.
26:43
26:43 Um, I will say though that this
26:44
26:44 walkie-talkie thing does remind me of my
26:47
26:47 uh my least favorite scary movie uh
26:50
26:50 because it scares me all the time. Uh
26:52
26:52 which is Signs and uh you know that baby
26:54
26:54 monitor scene where they're like on top
26:56
26:56 of the car and they're like hearing the
26:58
26:58 noises and stuff. That would freak me
26:60
26:60 out. Like even if if somebody didn't
27:02
27:02 speak right and if it was just like
27:04
27:04 noises coming through the walkie-talkie,
27:06
27:06 just like weird clicks and stuff like
27:08
27:08 that would freak me out, man. Like I I
27:11
27:11 mean I could probably chuck it up to
27:12
27:12 just like noise coming from the like the
27:14
27:14 speakers or whatnot, but if it was like
27:17
27:17 intentional clicks and moans and stuff,
27:19
27:19 like dude, nah, I'm I'm done. That w
27:22
27:22 that little uh baby monitor's going into
27:24
27:24 the [ __ ] garbage disposal. Like
27:25
27:25 enough said. Enough said.
27:28
27:28 >> It's like the original poltergeist, you
27:30
27:30 know?
27:30
27:30 >> Yeah. Yeah.
27:31
27:31 >> Going through the TV.
27:32
27:32 >> Mhm.
27:34
27:34 >> Yeah. We love We love We love the spooky
27:36
27:36 season, man. You don't feel like we're
27:37
27:37 talking about it too soon?
27:39
27:39 >> No, bro. Halfway to Halloween, baby.
27:41
27:41 Halfway to Halloween, my dude. Not soon
27:44
27:44 enough, to be honest. You know, I
27:46
27:46 >> I actually had to I had to look this up
27:47
27:47 because when you told me earlier we're
27:49
27:49 halfway through we I think we're were
27:51
27:51 around what 179 days.
27:54
27:54 >> Yeah, give or take. Yeah.
27:55
27:55 >> When when this comes out. Jesus. We are
27:57
27:57 kind of halfway there, man.
27:58
27:58 >> Yeah, buddy. That's what I'm saying.
28:00
28:00 Halfway to Halloween, baby.
28:02
28:02 >> Okay. So, should you buy your candy now
28:04
28:04 and freeze that [ __ ]
28:07
28:07 >> No. It'd be too expensive. Don't do it.
28:09
28:09 Don't do it. Don't buy your candy now.
28:12
28:12 >> Candy now.
28:12
28:12 >> Also, because then you run the risk of
28:14
28:14 eating all the candy before you even
28:15
28:15 have candy to give out, you know, and we
28:18
28:18 don't want a Joshua situation where you
28:19
28:19 give handfuls of candy out to children.
28:22
28:22 So, yeah, don't buy it now. Don't buy
28:24
28:24 now.
28:24
28:24 >> This is not like a you're getting an
28:25
28:25 early investment, you know, like some
28:27
28:27 kind of crypto candy,
28:29
28:29 >> you know, you get in early and then the
28:31
28:31 cost rises later, you know, like maybe
28:33
28:33 you get an early.
28:34
28:34 >> Yeah. the, you know, candy always goes
28:38
28:38 up the closer we get to Halloween, man.
28:40
28:40 Everybody knows this.
28:41
28:41 >> That's true. That's true.
28:42
28:42 >> Everybody knows.
28:42
28:42 >> Although, listen, if you bought your
28:44
28:44 candy now and you bought like an Easter
28:47
28:47 candy sale, you know, if I see Easter
28:49
28:49 candy in my Halloween candy, I I'm going
28:51
28:51 to be I'm I'm throwing that [ __ ] away
28:53
28:53 first. All right, just throwing that out
28:54
28:54 there. Just want to put that out there
28:56
28:56 into the ether. Um, but Joshua, that's
28:58
28:58 actually a really good question, though.
28:60
28:60 What should you invest in right now for
29:03
29:03 Halloween? Like, should you be looking
29:05
29:05 at decorations? Should you be thinking
29:07
29:07 about costumes? Like, what what do you
29:10
29:10 what do you think would be a good
29:11
29:11 investment for Halloween right now in
29:14
29:14 the end of July or sorry, the end of
29:17
29:17 July? The end of April going into May.
29:19
29:19 >> Okay. I'm just going to say this. If
29:21
29:21 you're thinking about competing in one
29:22
29:22 of those giant pumpkin competitions, you
29:24
29:24 probably got to start maybe planting. I
29:27
29:27 don't know. So, if you're going to
29:28
29:28 invest and maybe invest in some giant
29:30
29:30 pumpkin seeds and enter yourself in a
29:32
29:32 competition, maybe you win some dough or
29:34
29:34 at minimum a blue ribbon for, you know,
29:37
29:37 best in show.
29:39
29:39 >> That's great. No, I [ __ ] love that,
29:41
29:41 dude. That's a great idea. [ __ ] I can't
29:45
29:45 top that. I can't I [ __ ] Yeah, do that.
29:47
29:47 Do that [ __ ] Do that. That's great.
29:49
29:49 It's a great idea. cuz I was thinking
29:50
29:50 about costumes and I was like it's like
29:53
29:53 well nah you can't invest in a costume
29:55
29:55 cuz what if somewhere down the line
29:57
29:57 something cool happens in like the the
29:60
29:60 zeitgeist of America and then you're
30:02
30:02 just like well you know what I I want to
30:03
30:03 be this instead you know
30:05
30:05 >> you could buy Come on dude you could buy
30:07
30:07 a cowboy costume anytime you could buy a
30:09
30:09 nurse outfit anytime who we kidding man
30:12
30:12 >> yeah but what if something happens with
30:13
30:13 that what if cowboys get like [ __ ]
30:16
30:16 cancelled you know what if nurses get
30:18
30:18 cancelled
30:20
30:20 Did you just say canceling Cowboys?
30:23
30:23 You know, you never know. And [ __ ]
30:27
30:27 >> the way things are going nowadays, you
30:28
30:28 never know. This guy's cancelling
30:30
30:30 cowboys. So like [ __ ]
30:32
30:32 >> the wild.
30:33
30:33 >> Listen, there are a lot of reasons to
30:34
30:34 cancel cowboys. Okay. One, they smoke a
30:37
30:37 lot. Two, they lasso people. Three,
30:40
30:40 they're cruel to animals. You know, I I
30:42
30:42 can go on. All right. I can go on. Lots
30:44
30:44 of reasons.
30:46
30:46 Well, I can see the, you know, that you
30:47
30:47 might have a standing chance with the
30:49
30:49 cruelty to animals. I I you know, roping
30:51
30:51 it and tying it up and, you know, you
30:53
30:53 might stand a chance with that one.
30:55
30:55 >> Writing them without consent. All right.
30:58
30:58 Just throwing it all out there. Throwing
30:60
30:60 it all out there, man.
31:01
31:01 >> Branding them like they own.
31:03
31:03 >> Branding them without consent.
31:06
31:06 >> Yeah.
31:08
31:08 Jesus, where did we take this podcast?
31:09
31:09 Holy [ __ ]
31:10
31:10 >> God damn it. Hey, spooky season, buddy.
31:12
31:12 Hey, you want to get to the AI song?
31:13
31:13 What do you want to do, buddy? Hey,
31:14
31:14 let's get into it, man. Let's get into
31:16
31:16 it. I You know, I I I came up with the
31:19
31:19 uh the AI song this week, everybody. And
31:21
31:21 I did it such a long time ago, I don't
31:23
31:23 even remember the name of it. So Sean
31:24
31:24 might have to remind me.
31:27
31:27 >> Uh I did this like a week or so ago.
31:30
31:30 >> The song is called The Seat Beside Me.
31:31
31:31 Beside Me,
31:32
31:32 >> The Seat Beside Me. Yeah, there you go.
31:33
31:33 Yeah, I knew I had it somewhere in my
31:35
31:35 head. Um no, it's a it's a it's a uh
31:37
31:37 because you know I'm a passionate
31:38
31:38 person, Sean. This is a a take on uh
31:41
31:41 it's just it's a story and it's a maybe
31:43
31:43 a love story, but there's also loss.
31:45
31:45 You're going to have to listen to the
31:46
31:46 lyrics. You you'll know what I'm I'm I'm
31:49
31:49 getting at. Um but it's another Joshua
31:51
31:51 one of a kind. I hope everybody enjoys
31:55
31:55 it. Uh let me know in the comments. Beat
31:57
31:57 me up like you beat Sean up with his
31:58
31:58 little baggie. Um sit back, relax, Sean,
32:02
32:02 play it, and uh let me know what you
32:03
32:03 think.
32:04
32:04 >> All right, buddy. Here we go. Loading it
32:05
32:05 up right now. Keep on listening. Keep on
32:07
32:07 watching. Here we go. overbody. Uh,
32:09
32:09 enjoy.
32:16
32:16 >> Knocking on the door. Yeah. The story
32:18
32:18 starts way back before you ever knew
32:22
32:22 what you meant to me. First day, big
32:25
32:25 bus, heart in my throat. You walked in
32:28
32:28 glowing like the sun. Took no pass me by
32:31
32:31 slow. World hit pause. Didn't even know
32:35
32:35 what your presence cost. Last sea made
32:38
32:38 the call. You sat down, didn't think
32:41
32:41 nothing at all. But that moment, little
32:44
32:44 spark in me. Started aligning our long
32:48
32:48 story.
32:50
32:50 Parallel lives on the same old road.
32:53
32:53 Feeling something warm start to take
32:55
32:55 hold. Didn't know love, but a new me.
32:59
32:59 Waiting for the day you finally see.
33:02
33:02 >> You've been riding right here in the
33:04
33:04 seat beside me. Through the broke days,
33:06
33:06 long nights, storms and lightning, I was
33:09
33:09 holding you down. Even when I couldn't
33:11
33:11 say.
33:11
33:11 >> From the first bus ride to the life we
33:14
33:14 created.
33:15
33:15 >> Yeah. Every mile, every fight, every
33:17
33:17 sunrise we see. Still riding in the seat
33:22
33:22 beside me.
33:27
33:27 Fast forward nights with no plan in
33:30
33:30 sight. Neon buzz, cheap drinks. Feeling
33:33
33:33 so right. Slipped outside where the
33:35
33:35 stars lay low. That's when our orbit
33:38
33:38 started to glow. Time been easy. Hearts
33:42
33:42 aligned. Road ahead started writing is
33:45
33:45 the lines. Didn't need much, just you
33:48
33:48 and me. And the beat of a wild destiny.
33:53
33:53 Life hit hard like a win. Bill stacking
33:56
33:56 up, but we didn't bend. Two lanterns
33:60
33:60 burning in the darkest night. Holding on
34:03
34:03 tight till the world felt light. You've
34:05
34:05 been riding right here in the seat
34:07
34:07 beside me.
34:08
34:08 >> Through the broke days, long nights,
34:10
34:10 >> storms and lightning, I was holding you
34:12
34:12 down. Even when I couldn't save.
34:14
34:14 >> From the first bus ride to the life you
34:17
34:17 created.
34:18
34:18 >> Yeah. Every mile, every fight, every
34:20
34:20 sunrise we see,
34:23
34:23 >> you're still riding in the seat beside
34:25
34:25 me.
34:30
34:30 Then our daughter came a star in the
34:32
34:32 cold.
34:33
34:33 >> Tiny hands teaching hearts how to hold.
34:36
34:36 >> Love grew stronger in the cracks in the
34:38
34:38 strain.
34:38
34:38 >> Turned every struggle into something we
34:41
34:41 gain.
34:41
34:41 >> Yeah, we learned how to bend. Never
34:43
34:43 learned how to break.
34:48
34:48 Love like ours. Nothing could take years
34:51
34:51 on painted the room. You drifted off
34:54
34:54 toward the quiet, beyond your hand and
34:57
34:57 mine, breath like a tie. But you won't
34:60
34:60 stay sitting right by my side. Air went
35:02
35:02 still, but it wasn't alone. Your love
35:06
35:06 settled deep in my chest like home. Even
35:08
35:08 now when the rope gets heavy. I feel you
35:12
35:12 riding right here with me.
35:14
35:14 >> You've been riding right here in the
35:16
35:16 seat beside me.
35:17
35:17 >> From that first spark to the life we're
35:20
35:20 riding,
35:21
35:21 >> I'm still holding you down. Even if you
35:23
35:23 can't see it,
35:24
35:24 >> when my own road ends. Yeah, I finally
35:26
35:26 believe in it.
35:27
35:27 >> You'll be waiting right there where our
35:29
35:29 story begin. In the seat beside me,
35:32
35:32 >> reaching for my hand.
35:34
35:34 >> Love don't leave, it just changes it
35:36
35:36 shape. In the seat beside me, stay still
35:38
35:38 with your grace.
35:40
35:40 >> It'll heartbeat
35:43
35:43 riding with me.
35:45
35:45 >> You're forever in the seat beside me.
35:55
35:55 All right. Not bad, buddy.
35:57
35:57 >> That's a vibe.
35:59
35:59 >> Definitely a vibe, you know. Not one of
36:02
36:02 my favorites, but it's all right. It's
36:03
36:03 cool.
36:03
36:03 >> It's okay. There's more storytelling
36:05
36:05 there, you know, but whatever.
36:07
36:07 >> Yeah, it was nice, you know. Felt felt
36:10
36:10 the vibe, felt the passion behind the
36:12
36:12 two lovers, you know.
36:14
36:14 >> I don't know why they met sit beside
36:15
36:15 each other. Yeah,
36:16
36:16 >> they met. Yeah, they met in the
36:18
36:18 beginning and then then they had a child
36:19
36:19 and then uh he lost her. She died.
36:22
36:22 >> Um I don't know if you heard that there.
36:24
36:24 Yeah.
36:24
36:24 >> Yeah.
36:24
36:24 >> She was never really gone. She's always
36:26
36:26 right there right beside him.
36:27
36:27 >> So
36:28
36:28 >> kind of like a ghost. So, you know,
36:29
36:29 fitting.
36:30
36:30 >> Hey, there you go. See See Sean. Okay.
36:33
36:33 So Sean told me to write a song or or
36:36
36:36 work on a song that was more spooky
36:38
36:38 themed, but he did this like this
36:40
36:40 morning,
36:41
36:41 >> you know, and I didn't have time. But
36:43
36:43 there is something in there is something
36:45
36:45 in the making. I'm working on as far as
36:48
36:48 spooky a spooky song goes. So, we'll
36:50
36:50 appreciate
36:51
36:51 >> have to wait till uh Halloween season.
36:53
36:53 So,
36:54
36:54 >> yeah.
36:54
36:54 >> Oh, well,
36:56
36:56 >> you know, it did. I mean, in a weird
36:58
36:58 way, it does relate to spooky season uh
37:01
37:01 because it is more of like a real life
37:03
37:03 spooky season, you know,
37:04
37:04 >> to lose someone passionate to you that
37:07
37:07 you love.
37:07
37:07 >> Exactly.
37:08
37:08 >> That's sad
37:09
37:09 >> that he that he didn't even he he did
37:11
37:11 not even know that that was going to be
37:13
37:13 the person. Neither did she, but it
37:15
37:15 happened. That's usually how it happens.
37:17
37:17 >> Yeah, it is. All right, let's get off
37:19
37:19 this sad subject and let's move on.
37:22
37:22 Joshua, what is a what is my emoji?
37:25
37:25 >> My emoji. Okay, so coming off one of
37:27
37:27 them there songs. Um Sean,
37:30
37:30 >> you know, when you think about emojis in
37:33
37:33 your phone, you kind of think about like
37:35
37:35 how they are so expressive and sometimes
37:37
37:37 you don't even need to use words. All
37:39
37:39 you could do is just throw an emoji in
37:40
37:40 there and somebody will understand
37:42
37:42 exactly what you're trying to get
37:44
37:44 across. So, what I decided to do is I
37:48
37:48 decided to create a few emojis of my
37:51
37:51 own.
37:53
37:53 >> What do you mean? Like you you you're
37:55
37:55 using emojis, right? Or did you create
37:57
37:57 emojis?
37:58
37:58 >> I I created some emojis of my own. You
38:01
38:01 know, the the came from just internal,
38:04
38:04 you know, just things going on. It's
38:05
38:05 like, you know what? I think we need an
38:07
38:07 emoji for this.
38:08
38:08 >> All right, I'm ready. Hang on. This is
38:12
38:12 going to get interesting. I can feel it.
38:14
38:14 So let's see them.
38:16
38:16 Yeah. Is the Is it Is it building right
38:19
38:19 here, Sean? Are you
38:20
38:20 >> It is building. It is building very
38:23
38:23 rapidly and very hard.
38:25
38:25 >> Emoji number one for you, Sean.
38:28
38:28 >> All right.
38:29
38:29 Oh my god. Okay. Uh for those of you
38:32
38:32 just listening, head on over to Sorry
38:33
38:33 for Little and uh come check out this
38:36
38:36 segment where Joshua has just created
38:38
38:38 what looks to be uh a car stuck in the
38:44
38:44 mud or is dripping oil.
38:46
38:46 >> Yep, there you go. Keep going. Keep
38:48
38:48 going.
38:48
38:48 >> It It's saying beep and it has little
38:50
38:50 eyes with sad faces. Um
38:55
38:55 just right off the bat though, buddy,
38:56
38:56 emojis are supposed to instantly be
38:58
38:58 recognizable. I don't know what is
39:01
39:01 happening here in this emoji. This
39:03
39:03 there's a lot going on.
39:04
39:04 >> This is okay. So, if you saw this emoji,
39:06
39:06 you wouldn't even know what I'm talking
39:06
39:06 about, right? You'd be like, "What the
39:07
39:07 [ __ ] What the fuck?"
39:09
39:09 >> This is
39:09
39:09 >> This is my I'm stuck in traffic emoji.
39:12
39:12 Okay, this is this is what I'm sending
39:14
39:14 you. If I'm If I'm stuck in traffic,
39:16
39:16 okay,
39:17
39:17 >> stuck in traffic emoji. Interesting.
39:19
39:19 Because it's throwing me off because
39:20
39:20 there's like a coffee that's spilling.
39:22
39:22 The car is crying. It's mad. I don't
39:25
39:25 know. It's just throwing me off. It's
39:26
39:26 throwing me off.
39:27
39:27 >> Yeah. Yeah. Stuck in traffic. Okay. All
39:29
39:29 right. Maybe maybe this maybe this next
39:31
39:31 emoji that I created will make you feel
39:34
39:34 a little bit you'll get it a little
39:35
39:35 more.
39:36
39:36 >> Okay.
39:37
39:37 >> Emoji. Number two.
39:40
39:40 >> Is this
39:42
39:42 So if the other one was stuck in
39:44
39:44 traffic, is this one stuck at the desk
39:47
39:47 or stuck at work? Is that is that
39:50
39:50 >> This is my office meltdown emoji right
39:53
39:53 here. This is the office meltdown. If I
39:56
39:56 send you this
39:57
39:57 >> Oh my goodness. Ladies and gentlemen,
39:59
39:59 the if you just are listening, please
40:02
40:02 come watch. Uh, but I swear to to
40:05
40:05 freaking Big Frank over here. These two
40:08
40:08 emojis look almost exactly the same.
40:11
40:11 Just one is in a desk chair and the
40:13
40:13 other one was a car. So, forgive me for
40:16
40:16 for thinking that it was stuck at work.
40:22
40:22 >> This is the office meltdown. Look, the
40:24
40:24 the screen's broken. Come on. Look,
40:26
40:26 coffee is falling over the bra. the
40:28
40:28 brains on the floor. Like, it's this is
40:30
40:30 the office meltdown. So, the emoji I was
40:32
40:32 trying to create was um me throwing my a
40:35
40:35 chair at my boss, but apparently um
40:38
40:38 co-pilot doesn't like negative or
40:40
40:40 violence, so I had to create an office
40:42
40:42 meltdown emoji. So, I was going for
40:45
40:45 something different, but this is what it
40:47
40:47 came up with. And uh if I send this to
40:48
40:48 you, you'll probably be like, "Okay, I I
40:51
40:51 don't get it. I'm trying another
40:54
40:54 >> It's too much." So far, all your emojis
40:55
40:55 are just too much, buddy. Too much
40:57
40:57 emoji.
40:58
40:58 >> Supposed to be simple. Very simplistic.
41:01
41:01 >> Okay. How about this one, Sean?
41:04
41:04 >> Okay. Uh, this one's a little more
41:06
41:06 simplistic. Uh, is this like couch
41:08
41:08 potato?
41:10
41:10 >> Close. Close.
41:11
41:11 >> Couch. I'm close. I'm close. Okay. So,
41:13
41:13 it's not couch potato. Uh, what?
41:17
41:17 Relaxation. What? What is it?
41:19
41:19 >> This is the I'll be there in a minute
41:21
41:21 emoji. Oh, I didn't notice that there
41:24
41:24 was a minute timer to the left of this
41:26
41:26 what looks to be couch on couch action.
41:30
41:30 So, yeah. So, have you ever in a minute?
41:32
41:32 >> Have you ever told somebody you'll be
41:33
41:33 there in a minute and you really don't
41:35
41:35 give a [ __ ] This is the my I'll be
41:38
41:38 there in a minute emoji I'm sending you
41:41
41:41 when I don't give a [ __ ] if I'm going to
41:43
41:43 be on time or not.
41:45
41:45 >> Got it. So, if I get this emoji from
41:46
41:46 you, I will know that you don't care and
41:49
41:49 it'll probably be like 30 minutes.
41:51
41:51 Exactly. Cuz I'm sitting eating my
41:53
41:53 chips. I'm I'm just hanging out.
41:56
41:56 >> Okay. Got it. Got it. Understood.
41:58
41:58 Understood. I'll look out for this
41:60
41:60 emoji.
42:01
42:01 >> All right. Okay. I got one more for you,
42:03
42:03 but I I do warn this could this may be a
42:06
42:06 little provocative.
42:07
42:07 >> Okay.
42:08
42:08 >> This may be a little edgy.
42:10
42:10 >> Okay.
42:11
42:11 >> Sean, this next emoji I it just I think
42:14
42:14 it represents really well the it doesn't
42:17
42:17 fit emoji.
42:19
42:19 >> Okay. This is the name of this emoji. It
42:22
42:22 doesn't fit. So, if you're just
42:24
42:24 listening, just come over for a second
42:25
42:25 and come check this one out. Here you
42:27
42:27 go, Sean. Let me know what you think of
42:29
42:29 my it doesn't fit emoji.
42:35
42:35 This is a This is an eggplant seemingly
42:39
42:39 not fitting into a peach. Very spot-on.
42:42
42:42 Uh right on the nose. So, uh
42:48
42:48 yeah, sure, buddy. Doesn't fit, right?
42:51
42:51 Doesn't fit.
42:52
42:52 >> Send me this emoji. That's fine. I'll
42:54
42:54 take it. I'll take this emoji any day of
42:57
42:57 the week. At least this one At least
42:59
42:59 this one's simple enough to understand,
43:02
43:02 right? You can look at this and go, "Oh,
43:04
43:04 yeah, that eggplant's not fitting in
43:05
43:05 that peach." Clearly,
43:09
43:09 so simple. Yeah, real simple.
43:12
43:12 >> Well, there you go, Sean. That was my
43:14
43:14 having some fun with the emojis. And uh
43:17
43:17 if you have any emoji suggestions, uh
43:19
43:19 please send them in to somewhere, one of
43:22
43:22 our socials, because we'd love to see an
43:24
43:24 original emoji by you. I know I would
43:27
43:27 love it.
43:28
43:28 >> Yeah, there you go.
43:29
43:29 >> Maybe more simple than that one than any
43:31
43:31 of Joshua's.
43:32
43:32 >> It doesn't fit. Most most eggplants
43:35
43:35 don't fit in a peach. I'll tell you that
43:36
43:36 right now.
43:40
43:40 >> Oh [ __ ] All right, buddy. Last one this
43:42
43:42 week. Expressions to know me by part
43:46
43:46 two.
43:47
43:47 >> Part two,
43:47
43:47 >> the followup to last week.
43:49
43:49 >> Okay.
43:50
43:50 >> Are you ready, Sean?
43:51
43:51 >> I'm ready. I'm ready. Joshua, explain
43:54
43:54 this one to the people who weren't here
43:55
43:55 last week.
43:56
43:56 >> All right. If you weren't here last
43:57
43:57 week, these are expressions to not
43:60
43:60 necessarily know me by, but just to know
44:03
44:03 in general. Have you come if somebody
44:05
44:05 says these to you, you're like, "What
44:06
44:06 does that mean?" And we're about to
44:07
44:07 explain to you what does it mean. I do
44:09
44:09 this in the form of a multiplechoice
44:11
44:11 question for Sean and you listening.
44:13
44:13 Feel free to use these at work as a game
44:15
44:15 or just have some fun um along the way
44:18
44:18 here. But Sean,
44:20
44:20 >> I have my first expression.
44:23
44:23 >> You ready for ready? I'm ready.
44:25
44:25 >> Okay. Lay them on.
44:25
44:25 >> Sean, your expression number one. And
44:28
44:28 remember, wait until I give you your
44:30
44:30 multiple choice answers. Yes, sir.
44:32
44:32 >> Yep. I will wait. I'm patient.
44:34
44:34 >> You understand?
44:36
44:36 >> Okay. Got it. All right. Here we go.
44:40
44:40 bossier than a onearmed paper hanger.
44:46
44:46 Okay, sure.
44:52
44:52 Where are my choices?
44:54
44:54 I was waiting for you.
44:59
44:59 I was wait No, I was waiting to see if
45:01
45:01 you understood the assignment. Um, okay.
45:03
45:03 Because I actually said it wrong. Sean,
45:04
45:04 here we go. Here is your multiply. Here
45:07
45:07 is your expression.
45:09
45:09 Oh my god. Okay,
45:12
45:12 >> here you go. There you go. All right,
45:14
45:14 here's your expression. Busier than a
45:17
45:17 onear armed paper hanger. Here are your
45:20
45:20 options. A, someone who works extremely
45:24
45:24 fast. B, someone who is very confused.
45:29
45:29 C, someone who is lazy. D, someone who
45:33
45:33 is wealthy.
45:34
45:34 Uh, I'm going to go with A on this one.
45:37
45:37 >> You're absolutely right. Someone who
45:40
45:40 works extremely fast. Busier than a
45:42
45:42 onearmed paper hanger. Holy [ __ ]
45:44
45:44 >> I don't know what a paper hanger is. So,
45:46
45:46 there's that. Uh, but it just sounds
45:49
45:49 like they're being very busy. And so, I
45:51
45:51 appreciate that. Appreciate that. Very
45:53
45:53 simple. To the point.
45:55
45:55 >> Okay. Number two, Sean.
45:57
45:57 >> Very Halloween fitting. Here we go.
45:59
45:59 >> Colder than a witch's teit.
46:06
46:06 A. A rude person. B. A freezing
46:10
46:10 temperature. C. A spooky place. D. A
46:15
46:15 dishonest person.
46:18
46:18 >> Oh [ __ ] Um,
46:21
46:21 I'm going to go with A, but A and D are
46:23
46:23 very, very similar and close to me. So,
46:26
46:26 I'm just going to go with A. Final
46:27
46:27 answer.
46:28
46:28 >> A rude person.
46:29
46:29 >> Yeah, a rude person.
46:30
46:30 >> So, colder than a witch's teit. actually
46:33
46:33 is B a freezing temperature.
46:37
46:37 >> What? Really?
46:39
46:39 >> Mhm.
46:39
46:39 >> Okay. Huh.
46:41
46:41 >> Cold which is I mean what is a TEA? I
46:44
46:44 think I might need definition on what is
46:46
46:46 a TE.
46:47
46:47 >> Well, I'm have to show you the human
46:48
46:48 anatomy and I'll do that later.
46:52
46:52 >> All right.
46:54
46:54 >> All right. I'm I'm throwing in an easy
46:56
46:56 one for you and the listeners. Sure.
46:59
46:59 >> How about to cut a rug?
47:03
47:03 To cut a rug. Okay.
47:05
47:05 >> Okay. A to ruin someone's carpet.
47:08
47:08 B to dance energetically. C to leave
47:13
47:13 quickly. Or D to start an argument.
47:17
47:17 >> B is definitely B. But I like to ruin
47:20
47:20 someone's rug. That is funny.
47:22
47:22 >> That'd be pretty sick.
47:23
47:23 >> Because that could also happen from B.
47:25
47:25 You know.
47:26
47:26 >> Yeah. Like you could take that literal.
47:28
47:28 You know what I mean? Go clear. Yeah.
47:32
47:32 Oh [ __ ] That's good. All right, I got
47:35
47:35 one more for you. You ready for it?
47:37
47:37 >> You laid it on me. I'm ready.
47:38
47:38 >> All right. Mind your P's and Q's.
47:41
47:41 >> Oh, okay. Okay.
47:44
47:44 >> A, watch your spelling. B, stop talking.
47:49
47:49 C, behave politely. Or D, who clogged
47:54
47:54 the toilet?
47:57
47:57 It's C. Um, final answer.
48:02
48:02 >> You sure it's not? Who clogged the
48:04
48:04 toilet?
48:06
48:06 >> If you go into a restroom and go, "Hey,
48:09
48:09 mind your P's and Q's in there."
48:12
48:12 >> Sure.
48:13
48:13 >> No, it doesn't even work. It doesn't
48:14
48:14 work. Doesn't work.
48:15
48:15 >> Okay. All right. You're right, Sean. It
48:17
48:17 actually is C. Got it, buddy. Good job.
48:19
48:19 >> Thanks, man. I appreciate it. Hey,
48:21
48:21 another three for four this time. So,
48:23
48:23 you know, not bad.
48:24
48:24 >> I'm really batting like 75%. So, I'm
48:27
48:27 doing it, buddy. I'm doing it.
48:30
48:30 >> Not too shabby for the chat with the
48:32
48:32 section 2 day show.
48:33
48:33 >> Yeah. A good set of topics this week, my
48:36
48:36 dude. Let's start landing this
48:38
48:38 [ __ ] plane, buddy. Let's uh
48:40
48:40 let's give the people some show and
48:42
48:42 tell, some fun finds and uh lucky
48:45
48:45 numbers, and then uh fortune.
48:48
48:48 Land on one of your sad monologues.
48:50
48:50 Hopefully, it's better than [ __ ] last
48:51
48:51 week.
48:52
48:52 >> You know what's up dissing the
48:54
48:54 monologues, man? Yeah. Last week,
48:56
48:56 >> I didn't give a [ __ ] monologue. last
48:57
48:57 week suck. You know, the people are
48:58
48:58 going to be very upset and the people
49:00
49:00 have already watched the episode and
49:02
49:02 realized that you didn't give a
49:03
49:03 monologue last week and they're just
49:05
49:05 going to be sad and it's your fault.
49:07
49:07 >> All right. Well, let me get Can I get
49:09
49:09 past my fun fine first, please?
49:10
49:10 >> Of course.
49:11
49:11 >> Before we get any further into this fun,
49:14
49:14 please. Thank you.
49:15
49:15 >> The more I drink of this 10%, buddy, the
49:16
49:16 more the anger comes out.
49:18
49:18 >> I like it when Sean's angry. I like I
49:20
49:20 like it. I like it. And you know what?
49:23
49:23 Your bad attitude fits very well with my
49:26
49:26 fun find because it is from Goosebumps
49:29
49:29 and is a Funko and it's the bad hair
49:32
49:32 day.
49:33
49:33 >> Wow, that's [ __ ] beautiful. I love
49:37
49:37 that one, buddy. Is that part of a set?
49:38
49:38 Is that a one of one? What? What is
49:40
49:40 going on here?
49:40
49:40 >> Um, that actually is part of a set.
49:42
49:42 >> Oh [ __ ] Oh, hell yeah, dude. Love it.
49:48
49:48 [ __ ] love it. That's great. buddy.
49:50
49:50 That is uh to go along with your bad
49:52
49:52 attitude towards the end of this
49:53
49:53 episode, we got the bad hair day, buddy.
49:56
49:56 >> Nice buddy.
49:57
49:57 >> What do you got over there?
49:57
49:57 >> Good segue. Good segue. Um I have
49:60
49:60 another Bitty Pop Bitty Pop fortune up
50:02
50:02 here. Uh but this one's pretty fun. This
50:04
50:04 is a Minions Bitty Pop. Uh this is uh
50:08
50:08 most of the characters as
50:11
50:11 little uh little Halloween things here.
50:15
50:15 Let's see. Franklin,
50:16
50:16 >> I like it.
50:17
50:17 >> Bride and then creature Mel. But there's
50:19
50:19 also a mystery one in there, buddy. And
50:21
50:21 uh we're going to see what we get. This
50:24
50:24 is kind of like the options that we can
50:25
50:25 get. So, they're just kind of random. Uh
50:28
50:28 what we're really going for is the uh
50:30
50:30 the mummy, obviously. And uh the
50:33
50:33 unicorn's kind of cute. So, either one
50:35
50:35 of those I'd be happy with. So, let's
50:36
50:36 find out what we get. So, bear with me
50:38
50:38 as I open this box. And uh
50:41
50:41 >> what do you think it is first of all?
50:43
50:43 >> Uh what I'm hoping for is the mummy.
50:46
50:46 That's what I want.
50:46
50:46 >> So, that's that's what you want. Yeah,
50:49
50:49 mummy.
50:51
50:51 >> Wanting mummy. But uh here is what we
50:53
50:53 have here. So, set this to the side real
50:55
50:55 quick. I can't see it until I take off
50:58
50:58 the black reveal here, everybody.
51:00
51:00 >> I have it. So, I'm setting everything
51:02
51:02 else to the side. By the way, just on
51:04
51:04 the side. So, here it is. Still here.
51:06
51:06 Still here. He's still kind of cute.
51:08
51:08 Still kind of cute. And uh he's kind of
51:10
51:10 hard to [ __ ] unwrap. I haven't done
51:12
51:12 this
51:13
51:13 >> hard. She got big big fingers, man.
51:15
51:15 >> I got big [ __ ] meat fingers, bro.
51:18
51:18 Yeah.
51:19
51:19 >> All right. Yeah. Yeah. Come on.
51:22
51:22 >> Jesus.
51:22
51:22 >> Oh my god. Mia, just [ __ ] cut it.
51:24
51:24 Mia, just cut it. All right. Here we go.
51:26
51:26 >> Ready? Big reveal, everybody. Big
51:28
51:28 reveal.
51:29
51:29 >> It's the unicorn. Look at it.
51:31
51:31 >> Okay.
51:32
51:32 >> It's so fluffy.
51:35
51:35 >> Beautiful.
51:35
51:35 >> It's a unicorn.
51:36
51:36 >> Yeah. Fluffy. Cool. Cool beans. Not the
51:39
51:39 one I wanted, but hey, we'll take her,
51:41
51:41 buddy. We'll take her, man.
51:43
51:43 >> There you go.
51:43
51:43 >> Everybody Everybody take would take a
51:45
51:45 unicorn. I mean, few and far between.
51:48
51:48 >> Yeah, I would. Here's the Here's the
51:51
51:51 whole set. Want to see the whole set?
51:52
51:52 There you go. That's what we got.
51:54
51:54 >> Yeah. You don't want to pass that. You
51:56
51:56 don't want that unicorn. You pass You
51:57
51:57 pass that unicorn over here.
51:58
51:58 >> Yeah. I'll give you a unicorn, baby.
51:60
51:60 >> I'll know. Joshua will know exactly what
52:02
52:02 to do with the unicorn.
52:06
52:06 >> All right, buddy. Let's do some
52:07
52:07 fortunes. Let's do some lucky numbers
52:09
52:09 and then let's get out of here, my dude.
52:12
52:12 >> Okay, Sean, I make you pick these every
52:14
52:14 time. We have the uh the misfortune
52:17
52:17 cookies. You got to pick. You got to
52:19
52:19 pick the uh
52:20
52:20 >> dirty or boozy.
52:22
52:22 >> Our one from the dirty.
52:23
52:23 >> Let us have it. Let's do Damn.
52:28
52:28 >> What did we do last week? I think last
52:30
52:30 week we did
52:30
52:30 >> uh I think we went dirty last week.
52:32
52:32 >> Dirty.
52:32
52:32 >> Not going to lie.
52:34
52:34 >> All right, let's do boozy this week. I
52:36
52:36 feel like it's a boozy episode. Yeah.
52:37
52:37 >> Going boozy.
52:39
52:39 >> Yeah.
52:39
52:39 >> Going boozy, everybody. I'm going to
52:41
52:41 pick from the bottom of the pile today
52:44
52:44 because last week I believe I picked
52:45
52:45 from the bottom and it turned out to be
52:47
52:47 I think it was pretty funny actually.
52:49
52:49 >> Yeah, I think it was.
52:52
52:52 >> I think it was it was it was funny.
52:55
52:55 >> Let's crack this open. Gosh, man. These
52:58
52:58 cookies must be newer cuz they're
52:59
52:59 they're not bending. They're actually
53:00
53:00 breaking.
53:02
53:02 >> No.
53:03
53:03 >> Great job, Misfortune. Cool keys. All
53:06
53:06 right, Sean. Are you ready for this
53:08
53:08 week's fortune? I am, buddy. Lay it on
53:11
53:11 me.
53:11
53:11 >> All right, here we go. This fortune for
53:13
53:13 episode
53:14
53:14 132, everybody. You'll discover a new
53:18
53:18 bar. It's called acceptable behavior,
53:21
53:21 and it's really low.
53:29
53:29 >> It's not bad. It's not bad at all.
53:30
53:30 >> That wasn't that bad.
53:32
53:32 >> Yeah. I mean, my delivery wasn't great,
53:34
53:34 but that what it was was cool. Was good.
53:38
53:38 >> Yeah. I enjoyed it. It was nice. It's
53:40
53:40 funny.
53:40
53:40 >> There you go. That is your uh dirty or
53:44
53:44 whatever. Boozy.
53:45
53:45 >> Yeah. All right, let me give you guys
53:47
53:47 your lucky numbers for the week. Seven
53:49
53:49 lucky numbers to do whatever you want
53:51
53:51 with, I guess. Uh they are as follow. I
53:53
53:53 [ __ ] usually have a line for that and
53:55
53:55 I [ __ ] screwed that up. Uh but these
53:57
53:57 are your lucky numbers for the week.
53:58
53:58 They are as followed. 13 18 21 39 49 55
54:03
54:03 and 66. Once again, your seven lucky
54:06
54:06 numbers for the week are 13, 18, 21, 39,
54:10
54:10 49, 55, and 66.
54:14
54:14 Joshua, we've done it. We've come to the
54:16
54:16 end of the episode.
54:18
54:18 132, buddy. It's been a long one. It's
54:20
54:20 been a fun one. We've got halfway to
54:22
54:22 Halloween and, you know, we have another
54:25
54:25 7,000 episodes left over uh or to go
54:28
54:28 before this is finished. So, with that
54:30
54:30 being said, buddy, what do you have to
54:32
54:32 say to the people, today, Monday,
54:36
54:36 whenever they listen to this? What What
54:38
54:38 do you got to What What are you telling
54:39
54:39 them?
54:40
54:40 >> Hey everybody, thank you for listening.
54:41
54:41 Thank you for watching. And uh once
54:43
54:43 again, like I said last week, thank you
54:45
54:45 for letting us be part of your digital
54:48
54:48 diet. And uh if you're watching this on
54:51
54:51 a Monday, please don't do what I did.
54:54
54:54 Check your calendar because if you're on
54:56
54:56 your way to work right now, today could
54:57
54:57 be your day off. Please don't do what I
55:00
55:00 did and think uh I was supposed to be
55:03
55:03 off today or tomorrow. So, make no
55:05
55:05 mistake, check your calendar today while
55:07
55:07 you're on your way to work or to a
55:08
55:08 friend's house and appointment cuz who
55:10
55:10 knows, you might not be on time or
55:12
55:12 supposed to be there when you get there.
55:14
55:14 So, thank you for listening. Thank you
55:15
55:15 for watching. Me and Sean will both see
55:18
55:18 you next week on episode 133.
55:22
55:22 >> That was beautiful, buddy. Now, that's a
55:23
55:23 great monologue right there, my dude. I
55:25
55:25 loved it. That was nice. Hey, I forgot
55:27
55:27 to mention something in the uh the
55:29
55:29 expressions to know me by. So, I'll just
55:30
55:30 mention it real quick. Uh I asked some
55:32
55:32 of my co-workers uh expressions that
55:35
55:35 they know me by, like things I say, and
55:37
55:37 I got a few responses that I thought
55:39
55:39 were interesting. Um one of the one in
55:41
55:41 particular that I say without me even
55:42
55:42 knowing it is I go [ __ ] a lot.
55:45
55:45 Apparently,
55:46
55:46 >> I say that a lot. And I also go, so
55:51
55:51 these are two expressions that they say
55:53
55:53 they know me by. So it's interesting.
55:55
55:55 Uh, now with that being said, thank you
55:57
55:57 for watching. Thank you for listening.
55:58
55:58 Hey, we will see you uh next week for
55:60
55:60 episode 133. Uh, where spoiler alert, we
56:04
56:04 going to we're going to be talking about
56:05
56:05 Vegas and uh maybe one of us went and
56:08
56:08 one of us didn't. So, we'll talk about
56:09
56:09 it then and uh we'll have some fun with
56:11
56:11 that. But Joshua, before I leave,
56:14
56:14 here we go. Your joke of the week,
56:16
56:16 buddy. Here it is. What is a ghost's
56:20
56:20 favorite Halloween treat?
56:24
56:24 >> I don't know.
56:26
56:26 >> Ice cream sandwiches.
56:32
56:32 Halfway to Halloween, buddy. Let's go.
56:34
56:34 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
56:36
56:36 next week. Uh, deuces.
57:03
57:03 just before you even start by go ahead
57:05
57:05 and restate what you just told me before
57:08
57:08 we even got here. What is Isn't it funny
57:10
57:10 how most shows are filmed from the waist
57:12
57:12 up?
57:14
57:14 >> Yes. Yes.
57:17
57:17 I have never realized that. You are
57:20
57:20 completely right. These people, Joshua,
57:23
57:23 these people could be filming the shows
57:25
57:25 with no pants on, just shirts like us.
57:29
57:29 Like we people don't know what we're
57:30
57:30 wearing underneath the camera, right?
57:32
57:32 And they could be doing the same thing.
57:34
57:34 And I never realized that. Obviously,
57:36
57:36 they're wearing outfits, but what's the
57:39
57:39 point? Like, as it like a costume
57:41
57:41 designer, you know, like you go and you
57:43
57:43 like design this costume, right? And
57:45
57:45 then for only half of it to be shown on
57:47
57:47 screen at any one point in time, that
57:49
57:49 must be disheartening, you know, that
57:51
57:51 must be sad. Well, especially if you get
57:53
57:53 your pants tailored, you know, and you
57:55
57:55 go through all this effort to get the
57:56
57:56 perfect crotch,
57:58
57:58 >> you know, because I mean, when you get
57:59
57:59 your pants tailored, I would imagine
58:00
58:00 like you get the perfect crotch,
58:02
58:02 >> you know, because you want your your
58:04
58:04 under, you know, you want the the bottom
58:05
58:05 half of you to look strong and bold and,
58:07
58:07 you know, just enough,
58:09
58:09 >> you know, like to give people an
58:10
58:10 imagination,
58:12
58:12 >> you know, so you just bring that seam in
58:14
58:14 a little tighter, you know, just it's
58:15
58:15 different for every guy, but just saying
58:17
58:17 like all that money on tailored pants
58:20
58:20 and can't even show it off. Can't even
58:22
58:22 show off the junk with a show like this.
58:24
58:24 >> That's [ ] funny. [ ] All right,
58:27
58:27 now we can get started.
58:28
58:28 >> Okay,
58:29
58:29 >> here we go.
58:31
58:31 Three, two,
