Sorry For The Delay | EP.143 | Taco Bell Challenge, Summerween & Mystery Baby
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Schilling Strawberry Rhubarb hard cider, 5.2%
Joshua: Filtered water with cloudy ice
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Summerween On The Shore” (Lyrics written by Sean.)
-RECIPES-
Frank’s Strawberry Monsters:
• strawberries
• green candy coating
• pretzel sticks
Banana Ghosts:
• frozen bananas
• white chocolate
• mini chocolate chips
Witch’s Sunset Punch:
• pineapple juice
• orange juice
• grenadine
Mia note: Food-safe decorations only. The galvanized pipe stays at the hardware store.
-CHAT WITH US-
• Summerween Part One
• All I Want For Christmas
• Could Be You
• Surprise
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.143 Intro, Late-Night Energy & Odd-Episode Warning
01:52 What’s In Our Cup - Responsible Water & Strawberry Rhubarb Cider
05:02 Taco Bell Diarrhea Challenge & Joshua’s Steel Stomach
10:25 Galvanized Tortilla Pipes, Melting Plastic & Food Safety
14:30 Chat With Us - Summerween, Christmas Wishes & Surprise
15:00 Summerween Part One - Would You Eat It?
25:45 All I Want For Christmas - Bikes, Shovels & Childhood Wish Lists
29:39 Trampolines, Roof Jumps & Spring-Loaded Trauma
36:34 AI Song Of The Week “Summerween On The Shore”
45:09 Could Be You - Hot Wheels, August Birthdays & Leo Energy
49:27 Mystery Baby, Fun Finds, Broken Fortune & Lucky Numbers
-SOUND BITES-
• “I poured myself a nice tall wine glass of some quality filtered H2O.” - Joshua becoming a hydration influencer for three minutes.
• “This is like the Sour Patch Kid of the cider world.” - Sean reviewing the Strawberry Rhubarb cider.
• “I have survived the Taco Bell challenge.” - Joshua emerging victorious with the toilet paper untouched.
• “The bug’s already in me, you know. It’s never leaving.” - Sean explaining his lifelong digestive advantage.
• “Because you’ve been doing it doesn’t mean it’s okay.” - Joshua retiring the galvanized tortilla roller.
• “What kid asks for a shovel?” - Joshua remembering his tiny BMX engineer era.
• “All we are is a collection of memories, dude.” - Sean locating the episode’s accidental philosophy.
• “My nut sack got pinched between the springs.” - Joshua unlocking the trampoline memory nobody requested.
• “If you don’t buy your kids things that they want, as adults they will spend money on things that they don’t need to fill that void.” - Sean explaining the collectibles behind him.
• “First, I want to ask for a DNA test.” - Joshua meeting the mystery baby he apparently co-parented.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: He who opens broken cookie has many friends but gets no nookie.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 36, 44, 59, 65, 18
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Funko Flora Barrel Cactus & a deeply unsettling My Mini Baby mystery-box figure.
Joshua: FIFA World Cup Clutch Funko & a Mickey Funko from the ongoing $91 haul.
(Artwork Shoutout: Sean debuted the Summerween sunrise shirt and a full collection of AI-assisted spooky snack visuals.)
(Community Shoutout: The “Glizzy Gobbler” short crossed 1,000 plays, officially returning AI Song Of The Week privileges to Joshua.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 143 of Sorry for the
00:04
00:04 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:07
00:07 Joshua drinks water like a responsible
00:09
00:09 adult. Then immediately tests the Taco
00:11
00:11 Bell diarrhea challenge while Sean
00:13
00:13 cracks open Strawberry Rhubarb Cider and
00:15
00:15 unveils a full summer wing snack lab.
00:18
00:18 Food safety left the group chat early.
00:20
00:20 Then it's galvanized tortilla pipes,
00:22
00:22 trampoline trauma, childhood wish lists,
00:24
00:24 and one deeply unsettling mystery baby.
00:27
00:27 These two somehow decided to co-parent.
00:30
00:30 Enjoy the show.
00:32
00:32 >> Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:35
00:35 Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts.
00:38
00:38 Uh my name is Sean and right over there
00:42
00:42 is Joshua. Joshua, this is episode 143,
00:46
00:46 my dude. As we say in the business, it's
00:49
00:49 an odd one, so it's going to get a
00:51
00:51 little weird. And it's also late night
00:53
00:53 for Joshua and I while recording. And
00:55
00:55 with that being said, buddy, how you
00:58
00:58 doing this week, my dude?
00:60
00:60 >> I think uh episode 143 is fitting for an
01:02
01:02 odd number because I think this episode
01:04
01:04 is going to get a little odd. I'm not
01:05
01:05 going to lie.
01:06
01:06 >> Oh, yeah.
01:06
01:06 >> I got some weird to talk about uh
01:08
01:08 before we get into it. And um yeah, it's
01:11
01:11 it's you know, why not have things being
01:15
01:15 odd from the beginning? Do you
01:17
01:17 want do you want to know right off the
01:18
01:18 rip like what happened to me recently?
01:21
01:21 Don't do that. I find extremely odd like
01:24
01:24 like you just want to know like let's
01:25
01:25 get right into it.
01:26
01:26 >> Just right into it. Not you don't even
01:28
01:28 want me to open the drinks or anything.
01:29
01:29 Just right into it. Okay.
01:30
01:30 >> Okay. We're gonna Okay, let's get into
01:32
01:32 the drinks. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Let's get
01:34
01:34 Let's talk about the drinks first.
01:35
01:35 >> He's so excited to tell us.
01:38
01:38 >> Like just some that happened and I
01:40
01:40 I got to let it off my chest and I feel
01:43
01:43 like it's going to impact everybody
01:44
01:44 listening and everybody watching. So
01:47
01:47 that's coming. So, let's get through the
01:49
01:49 drinks and then then we can talk about
01:51
01:51 it. Yeah.
01:52
01:52 >> Yep. Like we do every week on this show.
01:54
01:54 Um
01:55
01:55 >> Joshua, what is inside your cup this
01:56
01:56 week? What are you chugging on? What are
01:58
01:58 you sipping on? Who you who you sipping
01:59
01:59 on?
01:60
01:60 >> Okay. I get I get for this all the
02:02
02:02 time and I feel like I should be a
02:03
02:03 better example.
02:04
02:04 >> Um
02:07
02:07 tell me one of the two.
02:08
02:08 People tell me this all the time and I
02:11
02:11 love everyone who've made this
02:12
02:12 suggestion because I feel like in a way
02:14
02:14 you're making a a healthier person by
02:16
02:16 making this suggestion and it has
02:18
02:18 nothing to do with alcohol but it has
02:19
02:19 everything to do with the opposite which
02:22
02:22 is staying more hydrated and I poured
02:25
02:25 myself a nice tall wine glass of some
02:27
02:27 quality filtered H2O with some cloudy
02:31
02:31 ice which I know that's Sean's favorite
02:33
02:33 some cloudy ice
02:35
02:35 >> and if you ask me to describe Water. I'm
02:38
02:38 going to tell you and whoever else tells
02:40
02:40 me to describe water to f off because
02:43
02:43 >> How would you describe water though?
02:45
02:45 Refreshing.
02:46
02:46 >> Uh, refreshing. Yeah, there you go.
02:49
02:49 Probably refreshing is the best way to
02:50
02:50 do it. I mean, unless you're an
02:52
02:52 alcoholic, then you probably hate it.
02:54
02:54 Um, water probably tastes terrible. Um,
02:57
02:57 but yeah, dude. I'm just drinking water
02:59
02:59 this evening because I feel like it's
03:02
03:02 that kind of episode where we just
03:04
03:04 >> have to maybe take it a little slow,
03:05
03:05 maybe be a little bit more sober tonight
03:07
03:07 or this morning and uh just get weird.
03:10
03:10 >> So, I'm sipping on water, Sean.
03:12
03:12 >> Cool. Hey, good. Someone's got to cuz
03:15
03:15 I'm not sipping on water. Hey, I'm a
03:17
03:17 cider connoisseur boy. I'm a hard cider
03:20
03:20 connoisseur this week again. Uh I've
03:22
03:22 been showing off from Seattle uh
03:24
03:24 and surrounding areas up here. Here I
03:26
03:26 have another shilling cider. Uh I've
03:28
03:28 never had this before and I've never
03:30
03:30 wanted to buy it, but I ran out of
03:32
03:32 options today at the grocery store and
03:34
03:34 this was the last thing on the shelf. Uh
03:37
03:37 this is shilling hard cider strawberry
03:41
03:41 rub rub awakening rhubarb rubar
03:45
03:45 awakening. Rub awakening I don't know.
03:48
03:48 Someone pronounced that for me in the in
03:49
03:49 the chat right there. Uh but this is
03:51
03:51 only 5.2% only. Uh, and I've never had
03:55
03:55 it before. Never even eaten a rhubarb.
03:58
03:58 So, there's that. Uh, here we go.
04:01
04:01 Spoiler alert.
04:03
04:03 The can is cold. Here we go. Let me give
04:05
04:05 it a sniffy sniff.
04:07
04:07 Smells like strawberries. Smells hard
04:10
04:10 like strawberries. Like Joshua, if you
04:11
04:11 were to walk uh down the Driscoll's uh
04:14
04:14 chemical strawberry fields, uh you would
04:18
04:18 smell this smell. Delicious
04:21
04:21 strawberries. Here we go. Let's give it
04:22
04:22 a taste.
04:27
04:27 Whoa. Um,
04:30
04:30 first off, very tart up front. Uh, and
04:34
04:34 then after you get past that punch in
04:35
04:35 the face, uh, it's sweet. So, I would
04:38
04:38 say this is like a sour patch kid. This
04:40
04:40 is like the sour patch kid of the cider
04:43
04:43 world. So, if you like a little bit of
04:45
04:45 sour and then a little bit of sweet, uh,
04:48
04:48 this is this is your jam. Pun intended,
04:51
04:51 but you know. So, it's good. I'll pour
04:53
04:53 it I'll pour it out over here. I'll sip
04:54
04:54 on it. Uh Joshua, now that I've have
04:57
04:57 something to sip on, uh tell us tell us
04:60
04:60 all what is going on in your life,
05:02
05:02 buddy.
05:02
05:02 >> Okay. All right. All right. If If you've
05:04
05:04 been living under a rock lately, uh you
05:06
05:06 may have not heard about the new
05:08
05:08 challenge that's going around. It's
05:10
05:10 called the explosive diarrhea challenge.
05:13
05:13 And you can only get this
05:16
05:16 >> by apparently going to Taco Bell.
05:18
05:18 >> And you know, Sean, I am one from ch for
05:21
05:21 challenges. I love challenges, right?
05:25
05:25 >> Oh my god, where's this going?
05:28
05:28 >> And I had I, you know, I, you know, I
05:31
05:31 didn't want to do good old talk about a
05:34
05:34 distant justice because to be honest
05:36
05:36 with you, I've I've naturally stayed
05:38
05:38 away from this place for quite some
05:40
05:40 time. It's very convenient for me
05:41
05:41 because it's it's very close to where I
05:44
05:44 work. It's very cost-effective and um
05:48
05:48 you know if you haven't had it in a long
05:50
05:50 time I mean I guess it kind of sucks if
05:51
05:51 you're like a food connoisseur like
05:53
05:53 you're just like I'm not eating that
05:54
05:54 you're against it whatever. Um but
05:55
05:55 it it it does the trick right it's a a
05:57
05:57 burrito tortilla it is what it is. Um so
06:00
06:00 genuinely and honestly I have not been
06:02
06:02 eating this in a very long time but
06:05
06:05 because this went viral and because I
06:07
06:07 had to take this challenge on I needed
06:10
06:10 to prove it to you. Sean, this this
06:11
06:11 isn't this isn't a joke. Today I did go
06:15
06:15 and I have proof right there.
06:17
06:17 >> There is what I bought right there.
06:20
06:20 >> He has a a picture for those of you
06:21
06:21 listening. He has a picture of a Taco
06:23
06:23 Bell bag. Uh and what I can't he can't I
06:27
06:27 can't read it. So Joshua, what did you
06:29
06:29 buy specifically?
06:30
06:30 >> Um there's a series of items in there's
06:32
06:32 a lot of items there and I'm not going
06:34
06:34 to there's a bunch there. Okay. Um
06:37
06:37 >> All right. Good.
06:37
06:37 >> Burritos. There's a lot of There's a lot
06:40
06:40 of stuff there. Uh it's actually pretty
06:41
06:41 small for me to read to. It's very
06:43
06:43 blurry.
06:43
06:43 >> Okay, we both can't read it. We're just
06:45
06:45 old.
06:45
06:45 >> This is not a 4K picture. Um I just took
06:47
06:47 a picture of the box cuz I wanted to
06:48
06:48 prove to everybody that I did go there
06:50
06:50 and this isn't, you know, because you
06:52
06:52 know what do they say? It's either pics
06:54
06:54 or didn't happen, right? Um and uh in
06:56
06:56 this case, I have a pick. This did
06:58
06:58 happen. So I decided to take this
06:60
06:60 challenge on. Long story short, and u
07:03
07:03 needless to say, I'm here with you
07:05
07:05 tonight, Sean. There is still a brand
07:07
07:07 new role of TP
07:11
07:11 in the rat troop
07:13
07:13 >> and I have survived the Taco Bell
07:16
07:16 challenge,
07:17
07:17 >> the explosive challenge.
07:19
07:19 >> I have to ask though, uh, the thing that
07:22
07:22 was giving people diarrhea was found in
07:25
07:25 the lettuce and tomatoes.
07:27
07:27 >> Were there lettuce and tomatoes in your
07:29
07:29 Taco Bell meal?
07:31
07:31 >> You could not see because it was blurry.
07:33
07:33 I actually asked for extra. I got
07:36
07:36 charged extra.
07:38
07:38 >> Really?
07:39
07:39 >> I I brought it on.
07:40
07:40 >> You're really embracing the challenge.
07:42
07:42 >> You know, if I'm going to if I'm going
07:43
07:43 to take on a challenge, Sean, I'm going
07:46
07:46 to embrace it 100%. So, yes. I I even
07:50
07:50 told them not to wash it. I said, I want
07:52
07:52 that dirty.
07:54
07:54 I told them they're like, "Excuse me,
07:56
07:56 sir." They thought I was trolling. I
07:58
07:58 said, "Don't wash it. Don't do anything.
07:59
07:59 I just want it fresh. However, it comes
08:01
08:01 out of the bag. You could even throw it
08:03
08:03 on the floor and step on it for a little
08:04
08:04 bit if you want to. I I do not care. Be
08:07
08:07 honest with this. And they said, "Sure."
08:08
08:08 And they put it in the box. And I ate
08:10
08:10 every bit of it. I ate I probably ate
08:12
08:12 too much genuinely. Like I probably ate
08:14
08:14 too much. Um but I wanted to test it
08:17
08:17 because this has been this is in
08:19
08:19 everybody's feed, man. Everybody's
08:20
08:20 afraid of this stuff. And um aside from
08:25
08:25 the uh the TB challenge, I've also been
08:27
08:27 eating a lot of fresh uh vegetables and
08:30
08:30 fruits and all all kinds of stuff that
08:32
08:32 people are afraid of. And maybe I just
08:35
08:35 have a gut made of steel or something
08:36
08:36 like maybe I'm just built different when
08:38
08:38 it comes to the tummy.
08:39
08:39 >> Yeah.
08:40
08:40 >> Um but I've challenged it. I took it on
08:43
08:43 >> on this episode. I'm proud to announce
08:45
08:45 uh I'm still intact. My insides are as
08:48
08:48 they were before I ate the food. So I'm
08:50
08:50 I'm good, buddy. And I just had to share
08:52
08:52 that with you and everybody listening.
08:54
08:54 >> I appreciate that, my dude. Um, can I
08:56
08:56 just say that uh I've been doing the the
08:58
08:58 Taco Bell diarrhea challenge uh for my
09:02
09:02 entire life really. Uh when they said
09:05
09:05 that there was a bug going around giving
09:06
09:06 people diarrhea, uh I was like, "Okay, I
09:10
09:10 already do that. Like I already have
09:12
09:12 that." Uh because that is my life on a
09:14
09:14 daily. So, you know, there's that. So,
09:17
09:17 hey, congrats on being on my level,
09:19
09:19 baby.
09:20
09:20 Perfect. Perfect. So, you didn't need
09:22
09:22 you didn't need the the uh the the bug.
09:24
09:24 You didn't or whatever it is, the
09:25
09:25 parasite. You didn't need that. It just
09:27
09:27 it happens naturally. Perfect.
09:28
09:28 >> Yeah. The bug's already in me, you know.
09:30
09:30 It's never leaving.
09:31
09:31 >> So, if it's lurking if it's working for
09:33
09:33 all you out there looking for a diet,
09:34
09:34 something to diet on. It didn't work on
09:35
09:35 me. So, I still have 15 pounds to lose
09:37
09:37 somewhere else, I guess, because it did
09:39
09:39 not work.
09:40
09:40 >> And if you didn't get sick, I'm sorry.
09:42
09:42 This is a joke. Uh but I did re I did
09:44
09:44 really eat the food. I did. And it
09:45
09:45 didn't nothing happened to me. So,
09:47
09:47 whatever. Um
09:48
09:48 >> Wait, did you enjoy it? because you said
09:49
09:49 that you haven't had it in a long time.
09:51
09:51 Did you
09:52
09:52 >> Dude, I I kind of Yeah, I gave it up,
09:54
09:54 man. I just I was like, you know what?
09:55
09:55 Let me just try something different.
09:56
09:56 Been going been coming home to eat and
09:57
09:57 and trying to do things differently. Um
09:59
09:59 but did I enjoy it? Yeah, sure. But I
10:00
10:00 just ate too much.
10:01
10:01 >> Like
10:02
10:02 >> I think when you step away from food
10:04
10:04 like that for long enough, your your gut
10:06
10:06 and your stomach just kind of like, hey,
10:07
10:07 we're eating better now. And then you
10:09
10:09 eat that and it's just like what'
10:10
10:10 you do to yourself? So
10:12
10:12 >> yeah.
10:12
10:12 >> Yeah. I'm probably not going to go back
10:14
10:14 for a while to be honest with you. I
10:15
10:15 just had to do that because I wanted to,
10:17
10:17 you know, talk about it and, uh, you
10:19
10:19 know, if we're going to talk about it,
10:20
10:20 you got to do it. You can't just, you
10:21
10:21 know, we're those kinds of people.
10:23
10:23 >> Yeah.
10:25
10:25 >> Um, speaking of that, Joshua, oh, I'm
10:27
10:27 sorry. Did you have something else? Did
10:28
10:28 you have something?
10:28
10:28 >> Oh, I did. Yeah, because we're talking
10:30
10:30 food safety and like why the not,
10:31
10:31 right? What else? Um, so, so
10:33
10:33 conveniently,
10:35
10:35 segue enough, I was helping somebody,
10:39
10:39 >> oddly enough, and, uh, very randomly,
10:43
10:43 this customer walks up to me along with
10:45
10:45 another person,
10:46
10:46 >> says, "Hey, look, I I I I'm looking for
10:49
10:49 something or I found something to roll
10:52
10:52 tortillas for my family because I I make
10:55
10:55 home more tortillas, right?" Okay,
10:57
10:57 >> granted, if some of you guys know, I do
10:58
10:58 work at a hardware store and um they're
11:01
11:01 like, "I need something to sand this
11:03
11:03 down because I need to be smooth so so
11:05
11:05 this does not stick to the tortillas."
11:09
11:09 >> Okay.
11:10
11:10 >> So, I'm like I'm like, "Okay." He's
11:12
11:12 like, "What do you got?" They hand it to
11:13
11:13 me. So, what did they put in my hand?
11:15
11:15 They handed me a 2-in by 6 inch long
11:19
11:19 galvanized pipe. What the Now,
11:23
11:23 everybody, everybody,
11:26
11:26 I have a little graphic here. I just I
11:28
11:28 have to show it to you real quick.
11:31
11:31 The FDA
11:33
11:33 does not approve you using galvanized
11:36
11:36 pipe to roll your tortillas. You should
11:40
11:40 not be using a galvanized chemically
11:44
11:44 treated pipe
11:46
11:46 >> to be rolling your tortillas. Okay,
11:49
11:49 there's the graphic,
11:50
11:50 >> chat. Okay. It makes a lot of sense,
11:52
11:52 right? But you know what this person
11:54
11:54 told me?
11:55
11:55 >> What
11:55
11:55 >> this person told me? I've been doing
11:57
11:57 this my whole life. My family's been
11:59
11:59 eating these tortillas forever just like
12:02
12:02 this. And I said, "Okay." So she so she
12:05
12:05 basically told me to off
12:08
12:08 >> and uh proceeded to walk off with this
12:10
12:10 galvanized pipe along with sandpaper
12:12
12:12 that she was going to sand down that
12:14
12:14 galvanized pipe and probably transfer
12:16
12:16 chemicals into the mouth and bodies of
12:18
12:18 her relatives and family. Yep.
12:21
12:21 >> Um, so because you've been doing because
12:24
12:24 you've been doing it doesn't mean it's
12:27
12:27 okay. And I'm not trying to talk
12:28
12:28 Like this is just a food safety thing,
12:30
12:30 right? This is just transferring
12:32
12:32 chemicals into the people that you
12:34
12:34 love's body, you probably should not be
12:36
12:36 doing it. And if somebody who's not I
12:39
12:39 mean, I'm not a big food safety person,
12:41
12:41 but I I think I'm just a wherewithal to
12:44
12:44 know you should not be putting those
12:46
12:46 types of chemicals in the people you
12:47
12:47 love's body. So, um,
12:51
12:51 you know, please, heaven, heaven to God,
12:53
12:53 if you have a relative poisoning your
12:55
12:55 family, please say something because
12:59
12:59 they're showing up to hardware stores
13:01
13:01 doing these kinds of things and it's
13:05
13:05 probably not going to be good for you or
13:07
13:07 your family.
13:08
13:08 >> Um, that's my small tangent on that. And
13:11
13:11 on a personal note, I had something
13:13
13:13 silly, not as straight as the galvanized
13:16
13:16 pipe, but growing up, I did find out uh
13:18
13:18 that my mom used to uh cook
13:23
13:23 in hot oil with plastic.
13:26
13:26 >> And uh yeah, so uh sorry, mom, because I
13:29
13:29 know you listen to this, but there was
13:31
13:31 one day I came home and she was
13:33
13:33 literally stirring the hot oil as the
13:36
13:36 plastic was melting into the oil.
13:39
13:39 >> And uh
13:39
13:39 >> Oh my god. I immediately took that away
13:42
13:42 from her and threw all that away.
13:45
13:45 So again, everybody, if you have
13:48
13:48 somebody in your family that's poisoning
13:50
13:50 you, please do like I did. Just stop
13:53
13:53 them. Don't let anybody roll tortillas
13:56
13:56 with galvanized pipe. And please don't
13:58
13:58 cook with plastic cookware that's going
13:60
13:60 to melt in there and make you end up
14:02
14:02 like me like so wacky, you know?
14:04
14:04 Like, who knows?
14:06
14:06 Like,
14:08
14:08 who knows? I was probably this way
14:10
14:10 before the plastic entered my food, but
14:12
14:12 you know what? It probably didn't help.
14:14
14:14 Just saying.
14:17
14:17 There's my spiel on food safety. And
14:20
14:20 please just uh watch what you eat. Even
14:23
14:23 if it's going to be like not so healthy,
14:25
14:25 just don't go around poisoning people,
14:27
14:27 man. Cuz that's kind of up.
14:29
14:29 >> Yeah, a little bit. A little bit
14:30
14:30 up. But, you know, speaking of food,
14:32
14:32 Joshua, hey, let's head on over to the
14:33
14:33 chat with us section.
14:34
14:34 >> Uh the chat with us section are the
14:36
14:36 topics that we're going to be talking
14:37
14:37 about for the week. Uh we are your two
14:40
14:40 new best friends. Uh my name is Shon.
14:42
14:42 That is Joshua over there. Uh but here
14:43
14:43 they are the topics for the week. Uh
14:44
14:44 number one, Summerween part one. Uh
14:48
14:48 topic number two is all I want for
14:50
14:50 Christmas. Topic number three is Could
14:53
14:53 Be You. And the final topic is just
14:56
14:56 entitled Surprise. So there's that.
14:59
14:59 >> Okay, perfect. So, let's get into this
15:00
15:00 first one because this one uh this is
15:02
15:02 going to be a lot of Sean this episode
15:04
15:04 because uh you know Joshua and I uh
15:06
15:06 we're running on fumes at the moment
15:08
15:08 because it's late night and it's odd.
15:10
15:10 But Joshua,
15:12
15:12 you remember how a few weeks ago uh we
15:15
15:15 did a little topic and I gave you guys a
15:17
15:17 food recipe and you were like, "Well,
15:19
15:19 I'm very I'm more of a visual person,
15:21
15:21 blah blah blah." And I was like, "Okay,
15:24
15:24 sure. Why not?" Joshua, this topic,
15:26
15:26 summerween, is going to be a food topic.
15:31
15:31 This is going to be a a
15:34
15:34 interactive adventure with you, buddy.
15:36
15:36 And obviously the people listening. Uh,
15:38
15:38 but I'm going to share my screen with
15:40
15:40 you, my dude. Uh, give me one second to
15:42
15:42 click the buttons here. Uh, I don't want
15:44
15:44 to click that one. I almost clicked the
15:45
15:45 wrong one, my dude. Uh, we almost ended
15:47
15:47 the entire thing. It would have been
15:48
15:48 horrible. Uh, but this is going to be
15:50
15:50 called Would You Eat It, Joshua? All
15:53
15:53 right. Okay,
15:53
15:53 >> this is would you eat it? Uh, don't mind
15:56
15:56 these first two stock images, which is
15:58
15:58 of some handmade noodles and what looks
16:00
16:00 to be a pumpkin pie. All right, the way
16:02
16:02 this works is I'm going to show you
16:05
16:05 three ingredients. All right, three
16:08
16:08 ingredients. And you got to say you
16:10
16:10 would eat it or you wouldn't eat it. And
16:11
16:11 then I'm going to reveal what it would
16:13
16:13 look like. And for those of you who
16:15
16:15 haven't listened to us before, we like
16:17
16:17 to use AI art and AI images. Uh, so if
16:20
16:20 you don't like that, then go ahead and
16:22
16:22 skip on over to the next one. But if you
16:24
16:24 just want to have fun, come on this
16:26
16:26 journey with us. Joshua, are you ready?
16:29
16:29 >> Absolutely. Go. Let's go. I'm ready.
16:31
16:31 >> Let's get it. Joshua, what's in
16:33
16:33 it? All right. You got chocolate, gummy
16:35
16:35 bears, and Halloween sprinkles.
16:38
16:38 >> H. Okay, that's that's all I get.
16:40
16:40 >> That's all you get. You only get three
16:41
16:41 things. We got to speed through this
16:43
16:43 because there's like 12 of these. So,
16:44
16:44 >> all right. I like chocolate like gummy
16:45
16:45 bears. I I'm not a sprinkle person, but
16:48
16:48 it's a two for three. I'm going to go
16:49
16:49 for Yes, I will put some in my mouth.
16:52
16:52 >> All right, here's what it looks like.
16:53
16:53 That's what it looks like.
16:54
16:54 >> Oh, that's that's pretty badass, dude.
16:56
16:56 >> That's pretty cute, huh? It's pretty
16:57
16:57 cute.
16:58
16:58 >> That's cute. I'll do that.
16:59
16:59 >> All right, next one. Here you go, buddy.
17:01
17:01 What's in it? Watermelon slices, melted
17:03
17:03 white chocolate, and candy eyeballs.
17:07
17:07 >> I'm down with the watermelon, but
17:08
17:08 everything else just looks like a a mix
17:10
17:10 of kind of randomness. So, I'm going to
17:13
17:13 say no go.
17:14
17:14 >> All right. Well, here's what it looks
17:15
17:15 like. Does that change your mind?
17:17
17:17 >> That is cute. That might be cuter than
17:19
17:19 the other one. So that would change my
17:20
17:20 mind. Yeah.
17:21
17:21 >> Okay. All right. All right. Here you go.
17:22
17:22 Here's the next one. Graham crackers
17:24
17:24 marshmallow orange colored chocolate.
17:28
17:28 >> I'm going to say no again. No.
17:30
17:30 >> All right. I'm for for me I'm going to
17:31
17:31 say yes on this. I know what this one is
17:33
17:33 and I Yes. And here it is what it looks
17:35
17:35 like.
17:36
17:36 >> Okay. Okay. You know what? I'm not a big
17:38
17:38 s'more person, so I would still say no.
17:40
17:40 >> Okay. Okay. I'm a big s'mores person, so
17:42
17:42 that makes sense. That makes sense.
17:44
17:44 Little Jacko Lennon s'mores. Really
17:46
17:46 cool. All right, here you go, buddy.
17:47
17:47 Cotton candy, candy corn, and popcorn.
17:50
17:50 >> That's a hard pass.
17:52
17:52 >> Hard pass. All right, let's see what it
17:53
17:53 looks like.
17:54
17:54 >> Hard pass.
17:54
17:54 >> Look at that. Not doing it.
17:56
17:56 >> No, that looks that you know that's
17:60
17:60 Yeah. Pass.
18:01
18:01 >> All right. All right. That's fine. All
18:02
18:02 right. Here's another one. Strawberries,
18:05
18:05 green candy coating, and pretzel sticks.
18:09
18:09 >> I'm starting to get hungry, so I got to
18:10
18:10 say yes to this one because I passed on
18:12
18:12 too many things already. So,
18:13
18:13 >> I would also say yes to this one in
18:14
18:14 honor of our boy Big Frank. Check that
18:16
18:16 out, buddy.
18:17
18:17 >> That one's cool looking. All right,
18:19
18:19 >> that's cool, right?
18:19
18:19 >> Getting ideas here. I'm I'm literally
18:21
18:21 getting ideas. This is great.
18:22
18:22 >> Yeah. All right, here's another one.
18:24
18:24 Frozen bananas, white chocolate, and
18:26
18:26 mini chocolate chips. I will say that
18:28
18:28 when I put this one in there, I was
18:30
18:30 like, maybe Joshua would like that
18:32
18:32 because he likes bananas. So, let's see.
18:34
18:34 Joshua.
18:35
18:35 >> Yeah, we're going to go with all three
18:36
18:36 of those. Yep. Eat that.
18:37
18:37 >> Okay, here's what it looks like.
18:40
18:40 presentation's a little lackluster. I
18:42
18:42 mean, that's that's cool. That's cool.
18:44
18:44 >> They're a little ghost, bro. Little
18:45
18:45 frozen banana ghost.
18:46
18:46 >> Yeah, it needs it needs more pizzazz.
18:48
18:48 Glow on it. I I will I'll eat it.
18:51
18:51 >> Little maybe some sprinkles or some
18:52
18:53
18:53 >> It's something needs more color, you
18:54
18:54 know? If those if those glowed in the
18:56
18:56 dark, like if I walked into a dark room,
18:58
18:58 those those were glowing
19:00
19:00 >> food. Yeah. Right. Uh
19:02
19:02 >> what if you saw what if you saw like
19:04
19:04 your significant other making these and
19:06
19:06 then they're like, "Wait, baby, wait."
19:07
19:07 And then they got like the spray can of
19:10
19:10 glow-in-the-dark like paint and they
19:12
19:12 sprayed it over. Would you eat it then?
19:14
19:14 >> No. No. No. If it was food safe, then
19:17
19:17 yes. But you know. Yeah. It's all about
19:19
19:19 food. I glad I'm glad this worked out
19:22
19:22 this way. It was great,
19:23
19:23 >> right? Pretty cool.
19:26
19:26 >> Pineapple rings, dark chocolate, and
19:28
19:28 candy fangs.
19:29
19:29 >> Oh, yes. I'm doing it.
19:31
19:31 >> All right. Here's what they look like.
19:32
19:32 These are vampire pineapple rings. Look
19:34
19:34 how cute those are.
19:35
19:35 >> Yeah, man. I don't know. Yeah, it's
19:36
19:36 cute. But
19:37
19:37 >> they look more like spiders to be
19:38
19:38 honest. But yeah, you know,
19:40
19:40 >> I like pineapple. So maybe, yeah,
19:42
19:42 >> pineapple dipped in chocolate. That
19:44
19:44 sounds pretty sick to be honest.
19:45
19:45 That sounds great. All right, here is
19:48
19:48 another one. Cereal, rice, rice, cereal
19:52
19:52 treats, blue candy coating, and candy
19:54
19:54 eyeballs. Again,
19:56
19:56 >> I I I feel like you got to stay away
19:57
19:57 from the blue candy coating. That sounds
19:59
19:59 like too chemical for me.
20:01
20:01 >> I'm gonna say no.
20:02
20:02 >> All right, here's what it looks like.
20:04
20:04 It's giving me more like sea creature.
20:06
20:06 So, it's lagoon monster treat.
20:08
20:08 >> More sea creature. It's kind of nice.
20:09
20:09 >> It's giving me monster vibes. Monsters
20:11
20:11 Inc.
20:12
20:12 >> Yeah, monster. Yeah, I see Monsters Inc.
20:13
20:13 in there. I see that. For sure. For
20:15
20:15 sure. All right. Now, Joshua, we're
20:18
20:18 going to do some drinks for you real
20:20
20:20 quick here. Uh we got three drinks. Uh
20:22
20:22 because you can't have food without a
20:25
20:25 little bit of festive summer drinks. So,
20:28
20:28 here you go. These are non-alcoholic, by
20:29
20:29 the way. Uh you can feel free to add
20:32
20:32 whatever alcohol you see fit. Uh but
20:34
20:34 let's start with this first one, buddy.
20:37
20:37 Lemonade, lime sherbet, and gummy worms.
20:41
20:41 >> Lime sherbet. Yeah, I'm doing it. Doing
20:43
20:43 it.
20:43
20:43 >> Doing it. So, you'd be drinking this
20:45
20:45 right here. This is the swamp uh monster
20:47
20:47 lemonade. Look at that guy.
20:50
20:50 >> Okay.
20:51
20:51 >> Looks pretty good. I'd eat it.
20:52
20:52 >> Yeah, go for it. Y
20:54
20:54 >> coconut milk, pineapple juice, and
20:56
20:56 whipped cream.
20:58
20:58 Absolutely not.
21:00
21:00 >> What What is it about this one? Coconut
21:02
21:02 milk.
21:03
21:03 >> Coconut milk and the pineapple. Yeah, it
21:06
21:06 seems a little too much of a mix.
21:08
21:08 >> Okay.
21:08
21:08 >> Looks like a Sounds like a soup more
21:10
21:10 than a drink.
21:11
21:11 >> I feel you. I feel you. And this is what
21:12
21:12 it looks like. Little little ghosty
21:14
21:14 action on that one.
21:15
21:15 >> Glad I passed. Still thirsty.
21:18
21:18 >> All right, last one. This one's pretty
21:20
21:20 cool. Uh pineapple juice, orange juice,
21:22
21:22 and grenadine.
21:24
21:24 >> Uh yeah, 100%.
21:26
21:26 >> Me, too. Me, too. This is the witch's
21:28
21:28 sunset punch. There it is right there.
21:31
21:31 >> Nice.
21:31
21:31 >> Beautiful. And then we have this uh
21:33
21:33 >> Oh, which one? Oh, did I just I
21:36
21:36 duplicated this one. Sorry.
21:37
21:37 >> Beautiful. That's great.
21:38
21:38 >> Uh honorable mention, buddy, for you.
21:41
21:41 So, I'm not going to You didn't see the
21:43
21:43 picture of this one. So, we're just
21:44
21:44 going to go off what it is. So, here you
21:46
21:46 go. Orange soda, vanilla ice cream, and
21:49
21:49 black sprinkles.
21:51
21:51 >> I'm not a sprinkles guy, man.
21:53
21:53 >> Okay. But would that stop you from
21:54
21:54 drinking this? Are you an orange soda
21:56
21:56 guy?
21:57
21:57 >> Yeah, sprinkles just don't do it for me.
21:59
21:59 I mean, they're fun. It's like confetti.
22:01
22:01 Like, you might like it in the moment,
22:02
22:02 but then you got to pick that out
22:04
22:04 of your teeth or, you know, out of your
22:05
22:05 carpet, you know? I don't want that
22:08
22:08 all over me. Yeah.
22:09
22:09 >> All right. So,
22:10
22:10 >> I mean, again, it's fun. It's festive,
22:11
22:11 but I'm not I'm not I'm not a sprinkles
22:13
22:13 I'm not a sprinkles guy.
22:14
22:14 >> Okay. All right. But here's what it
22:16
22:16 looks like, buddy. How about now?
22:18
22:18 Changing your mind. Little
22:19
22:19 jacko'lantern.
22:20
22:20 >> Ants all over it. That does look cool.
22:22
22:22 the presentation. You know, sometimes if
22:24
22:24 it looks good, I'll try it. So, if I
22:27
22:27 didn't read the description and I just
22:29
22:29 that got put in front of me, I would try
22:32
22:32 it. Yes.
22:33
22:33 >> Okay. All right. Hey, that's all I can
22:34
22:34 ask for. Really? That's all I can ask
22:36
22:36 for you trying it.
22:37
22:37 >> Okay. Yeah, I feel
22:38
22:38 >> I would do that.
22:39
22:39 >> All right. There you go, buddy. That is
22:41
22:41 it. That is those are your recipes for
22:43
22:43 some summerween fun. Uh this is just
22:46
22:46 part one, obviously, because it's
22:47
22:47 entitled Summerween Part One. U but
22:50
22:50 there you go. Uh, any of those ones,
22:52
22:52 buddy? Any of those ones stand out to
22:53
22:53 you now that you've seen them all?
22:55
22:55 >> I like the witches one. The one with the
22:56
22:56 little hat.
22:57
22:57 >> The witch's hat. Okay. The the brew one.
22:59
22:59 >> Witches hat.
22:60
22:60 >> Yeah. Based off of looks and
23:02
23:02 appearances, that last one was was
23:04
23:04 pretty nice.
23:05
23:05 >> Um, for the for the food, I think I said
23:09
23:09 no to the Monsters, Inc. I I forget.
23:12
23:12 This is how you know, you know, remember
23:13
23:13 like a goldfish. Sorry. Um,
23:17
23:17 >> so yeah, that one was pretty good. That
23:18
23:18 I would probably try that one. Um, those
23:21
23:21 a few standouts there, but I I you know,
23:23
23:23 I know we're not a cooking or dessert
23:25
23:25 show,
23:26
23:26 >> so if you're just listening to us, you
23:27
23:27 really should just go back and look at
23:28
23:28 the visuals of that because I feel like
23:30
23:30 you just came up with some million-doll
23:32
23:32 presentation looks.
23:33
23:33 >> Some of them look pretty cool.
23:35
23:35 >> I think
23:36
23:36 >> I think I'm going to have to try to make
23:38
23:38 one and that might be a spoiler for a
23:40
23:40 future episode, but definitely
23:43
23:43 definitely gonna make a few of those
23:44
23:44 ones for for us here on the podcast.
23:46
23:46 >> Okay, here's an idea. Here's an idea.
23:48
23:48 We're spitballing real quick. I think
23:49
23:49 you know what's that show like uh when
23:52
23:52 they bring on the people who can't
23:53
23:53 really cook and they give them something
23:54
23:54 like this is what it's supposed to look
23:55
23:55 like and this is what they make.
23:58
23:58 >> What's that show?
23:59
23:59 >> There's a like the cake one. Nailed it.
24:01
24:01 Like that one.
24:02
24:02 >> Yeah. Nail. But there's the one who who
24:03
24:03 people like they're really bad at doing
24:06
24:06 and the like the really good chefs they
24:08
24:08 show them something like this is what
24:09
24:09 you're supposed to make and then they
24:10
24:10 try to they try to duplicate it.
24:12
24:12 >> What's that show?
24:14
24:14 >> Yeah. I don't remember.
24:15
24:15 Whatever. There's probably multiple
24:17
24:17 shows like that, so who knows?
24:19
24:19 >> Yeah. So, whatever that show is. So,
24:21
24:21 what what you should do is what I'm
24:22
24:22 getting at is break do a call back to
24:25
24:25 one of those that you show through the
24:26
24:26 AI imaging. And I just want you to
24:28
24:28 organically make it. I don't want you to
24:30
24:30 like throw like throw a whole
24:33
24:33 batch away because they didn't turn out
24:34
24:34 very well. I want them to look like you
24:37
24:37 actually made them because if they look
24:38
24:38 exactly the same, I'm going to know you
24:40
24:40 I'm going to know you cheated.
24:42
24:42 >> So, for sure,
24:42
24:42 >> please make it organ. Yeah. Just be
24:44
24:44 natural with it, please.
24:46
24:46 >> I mean, that's the one thing about, you
24:47
24:47 know, using generative AI is it it gives
24:51
24:51 you a brainstorm and you are the one who
24:53
24:53 has to go out there and create the real
24:55
24:55 thing, you know, and I'll do it. I'll do
24:57
24:57 it sometime this coming few episodes.
24:59
24:59 We'll find out what I do. You know, it
25:01
25:01 could be fun for me or it's going to be
25:02
25:02 the worst thing ever. So, I'm I'm down.
25:05
25:05 I'm down. It'll be my summer job.
25:07
25:07 >> I think that what's going to be the
25:08
25:08 hardest part is spending all that money
25:10
25:10 on that and then it doesn't turn
25:12
25:12 out the way you do. That's why I got to
25:14
25:14 pick one. I got to pick one that looks
25:16
25:16 that I'm really ready to commit to,
25:18
25:18 >> you know.
25:18
25:18 >> Okay. So, you're only going to do one?
25:20
25:20 >> Well, yeah. I'm not going to spend money
25:21
25:21 on all this It's going to up.
25:24
25:24 >> You got to do one drink and one food,
25:25
25:25 though.
25:26
25:26 >> Well, why don't you do the drink and I
25:28
25:28 do the food. Could be dual partnership.
25:31
25:31 >> Yeah, cuz you don't want to do no
25:32
25:32 work. Exactly.
25:33
25:33 >> Yeah. I'll do work. Okay. If you send me
25:35
25:35 the one you want me to make, I'll do it.
25:37
25:37 >> All right. Perfect. Well, we got a deal.
25:38
25:38 You said it on camera, everybody.
25:41
25:41 >> Mhm.
25:42
25:42 pictures to prove it.
25:43
25:43 >> Yeah, pictures or it didn't happen. Uh
25:45
25:45 let's move on to All I Want for
25:48
25:48 Christmas, buddy. Uh this one we talked
25:50
25:50 about a little bit uh before we started
25:52
25:52 filming and uh we still don't know. I
25:55
25:55 don't really know where this is going to
25:56
25:56 go. But with that being said, let me
25:59
25:59 first shout out the new merch that I
26:01
26:01 have on, buddy. I mentioned it last
26:02
26:02 week, but I'm wearing one of the shirts
26:05
26:05 right now. I'm wearing the sunrise.
26:07
26:07 Sorry for the delay. Summerween shirt.
26:10
26:10 Uh, which looks beautiful on camera.
26:12
26:12 Wow. It's a beautiful soft cotton shirt.
26:16
26:16 It's wonderful. It's black. Makes me
26:18
26:18 feel good. It's one It's got this design
26:20
26:20 on the back of it. So, it's real real
26:22
26:22 pretty. I love it. Uh, and you could say
26:25
26:25 that this is all I want for Christmas,
26:27
26:27 buddy. Uh, but I guess this topic is
26:30
26:30 going to be more about Joshua.
26:33
26:33 Summertime comes around when you're a
26:34
26:34 child, right? You know how you feel all
26:36
26:36 like u you know when you get you get
26:38
26:38 summertime going uh get out of school,
26:41
26:41 you're excited for summer. Um and then
26:44
26:44 you go home and you realize that all
26:47
26:47 your friends have cooler things than you
26:49
26:49 do, right? And they have like new bikes,
26:51
26:51 new skateboards and like that. The
26:55
26:55 question I have, buddy, it's going to be
26:56
26:56 a few different question, but the one
26:57
26:57 question I have right now is when you
27:00
27:00 were a kid during summertime, what was
27:03
27:03 the one thing that you really wanted
27:06
27:06 like whether it be for Christmas or you
27:09
27:09 wish that you had gotten the previous
27:11
27:11 Christmas for this summertime moment
27:13
27:13 right now?
27:15
27:15 >> What was growing up? I was always into
27:18
27:18 sports. So, I mean, it was probably gear
27:21
27:21 for my bike, you know, whether it's like
27:23
27:23 new tires or new rims or new handlebar
27:26
27:26 brakes or whatever, new frame. Um,
27:31
27:31 you know what's funny? Uh, I actually
27:33
27:33 asked for a shovel one year
27:36
27:36 >> flying. It's like a buried bodies.
27:39
27:39 >> No, because we would go build bike
27:41
27:41 jumps, right? And there's nothing worse
27:43
27:43 than trying to build jumps with a dull
27:46
27:46 shovel, believe it or not. It sounds
27:48
27:48 stupid, right? If you weren't if
27:50
27:50 you weren't a little baby engineer like
27:52
27:52 I was trying to build jumps and doing
27:54
27:54 all this Like I actually asked for
27:56
27:56 a shovel and I didn't I didn't want a
27:58
27:58 wood one. I wanted like a fiberglass
27:60
28:00 one, you know, one that was like strong
28:02
28:02 so it wouldn't break and bet cuz we were
28:03
28:03 breaking shovels cuz dude we used to
28:05
28:05 build massive jumps.
28:07
28:07 >> Um so the random one would probably be a
28:10
28:10 shovel. What kid asks for a shovel?
28:12
28:12 >> That is random.
28:13
28:13 >> Weird. Um
28:15
28:15 >> yeah,
28:15
28:15 >> but it makes sense in context. So, yeah,
28:16
28:16 I get it.
28:17
28:17 >> Yeah. So, so a shovel, but I was always
28:20
28:20 into like either new trucks for my
28:22
28:22 skateboard or um I was always just a
28:25
28:25 sports person, man. Like whatever it had
28:28
28:28 to do with anything extreme like that.
28:30
28:30 Uh sports, that's that's probably what I
28:33
28:33 was leaning into. Um it wasn't ever
28:36
28:36 really clothes or like when I used to
28:37
28:37 skate it was probably shoes cuz you'd
28:38
28:38 wear the out of your shoes. Anybody
28:40
28:40 who skateboarded, you would tear up your
28:42
28:42 shoes all the time. Um, so maybe some
28:44
28:44 shoes that didn't have holes in them or
28:45
28:45 duct tape. One or the other because if
28:47
28:47 you're not getting shoes, you got to put
28:48
28:48 duct tape on the shoes, right? So
28:51
28:51 >> duct tape.
28:52
28:52 >> Um, shovel shoes.
28:54
28:54 >> It's getting kind of weird, right?
28:57
28:57 >> Interesting.
28:60
28:60 >> Trying to put used to hang out in the
29:02
29:02 creek all the time.
29:04
29:04 >> Yeah.
29:04
29:04 >> Yeah. Wait a minute. Hang on.
29:06
29:06 >> Wait.
29:09
29:09 What what years were these and the
29:12
29:12 missing person people around that time
29:13
29:13 of the year?
29:15
29:15 >> Why are they all located near Joshua's
29:17
29:17 house?
29:18
29:18 >> Right.
29:21
29:21 >> Yeah. But that's what I was looked for.
29:22
29:22 I I think I was looked forward to the
29:24
29:24 out, you know, the outside and whatever
29:25
29:25 it had to do with just being active,
29:28
29:28 >> for sure.
29:28
29:28 >> Cool. I know you're not a jealous kind
29:30
29:30 of person, buddy. So, I just kind of
29:32
29:32 wanted to ask you if there was if there
29:33
29:33 was anything like one of your friends
29:35
29:35 had that you didn't have kind of thing.
29:37
29:37 But no, had a pretty good childhood.
29:39
29:39 >> Something that my friends had that I
29:40
29:40 didn't have that I I don't think I would
29:42
29:42 really be jealous of, but uh one of my
29:45
29:45 friends had a trampoline. You know, the
29:46
29:46 big ass trampolines.
29:47
29:47 >> Oh, the huge ones. Yeah.
29:48
29:48 >> Yeah. Yeah. The ones, you know, when
29:50
29:50 they didn't used to have the
29:51
29:51 nets around him and you and you would on
29:53
29:53 purpose bounce each other off of that
29:55
29:55 thing like try to break each
29:57
29:57 other's legs like that.
29:59
29:59 >> Yeah. I guess if there was one thing
30:01
30:01 like having a trampoline that my buddy
30:03
30:03 had that was that was pretty cool, but I
30:04
30:04 wasn't really jealous of it. It was
30:06
30:06 like, "Hey, what are you doing?" You
30:07
30:07 know, you know.
30:09
30:09 >> Yeah. I got you.
30:10
30:10 >> And and the cool thing is we would
30:11
30:11 combine the trampoline with our bikes.
30:13
30:13 So, what we do is we take we take the we
30:15
30:15 take the the wheels off, right, and put
30:17
30:17 things on the on the uh the forks and
30:19
30:19 the so you wouldn't cut holster and we'd
30:21
30:21 practice like back flips and tail whips
30:23
30:23 and we'd practice our tricks on the
30:25
30:25 trampoline.
30:26
30:26 >> Yeah, dude.
30:26
30:26 >> Jesus, Joshua. That's amazing. It's
30:29
30:29 amazing.
30:29
30:29 >> It It was f dude. It was Yeah. So, the
30:32
30:32 trampoline, we also uh fun also that
30:34
30:34 what we used to do with the trampolines,
30:35
30:35 we used to wet it and it would get super
30:37
30:37 slippery and that'd be another way your
30:39
30:39 ass would get thrown off because you'd
30:40
30:40 fly off the slippery trampoline. Dude,
30:42
30:42 we were crazy, man. We were such
30:44
30:44 nightmare little kids. We jump off the
30:46
30:46 roof on Sorry, Mom, if you're listening
30:48
30:48 to this, but we would jump off the roof
30:50
30:50 onto the trampoline, bounce each other
30:53
30:53 off.
30:54
30:54 >> The
30:55
30:55 >> And there wasn't Have you broken Joshua?
30:57
30:57 >> I've never broken one bone ever in my
30:59
30:59 entire life.
30:60
30:60 >> Damn. All right. Lucky.
31:02
31:02 >> But I I have fallen from like really
31:05
31:05 really high like like twotory building.
31:08
31:08 Yeah. Like Yeah, dude.
31:12
31:12 >> My god. We've unlocked something with
31:14
31:14 Joshua today.
31:16
31:16 >> Dude, I mean I don't know, man. If it if
31:18
31:18 it calls for extreme and getting the
31:20
31:20 adrenaline up and have it just it's just
31:23
31:23 fun. It's fun. that that's why I'm so
31:25
31:25 drawn to extreme sports because I I
31:26
31:26 think there's a natural like an inner
31:29
31:29 >> instinct that that unknown that
31:31
31:31 willingness to try and and you know
31:34
31:34 >> I feel
31:35
31:35 >> so yeah that's no jealousy ever but just
31:39
31:39 like dude can I come over like
31:41
31:41 >> that just fun we hang out like that kind
31:44
31:44 of thing
31:45
31:45 >> I've always wanted a trampoline too like
31:47
31:47 I I've always wanted a trampoline but
31:50
31:50 we've never had the space for a
31:52
31:52 trampoline uh and then when I This is
31:55
31:55 funny. Uh
31:58
31:58 the first time I got on a trampoline, I
32:00
32:00 didn't realize how
32:03
32:03 intense of a workout a trampoline can
32:06
32:06 be.
32:06
32:06 >> Mhm.
32:07
32:07 >> You know, and so the first time I got on
32:09
32:09 a trampoline was the last time I got on
32:11
32:11 a trampoline. Uh because it was too much
32:13
32:13 for me. I was just like, "No, I'm not
32:16
32:16 doing it. I'm not exercising for fun."
32:19
32:19 So, never again.
32:20
32:20 >> Do we used to, you know, bring back
32:22
32:22 memories? We used to camp on the thing.
32:23
32:23 We used to like put like uh
32:25
32:25 >> uh sleeping bags and just like sleep
32:27
32:27 under the Yeah, dude. It It was
32:29
32:29 fun cuz you're off the ground, right? So
32:31
32:31 things aren't going to get you. You
32:33
32:33 know, my buddy like lived out uh like
32:35
32:35 kind of I don't want to say on the
32:36
32:36 sticks, but far far enough away from
32:38
32:38 town where there was a bunch of light
32:39
32:39 pollution. So we'd hang out there and
32:41
32:41 just,
32:42
32:42 >> you know, maybe we'd have a little
32:43
32:43 smoke, hang out on the trampoline and
32:45
32:45 have a good time.
32:46
32:46 >> Yeah, it was.
32:47
32:47 >> As kids, we would have a little smoke.
32:49
32:49 >> Uh no, just kidding. I shouldn't say
32:51
32:51 that. Um,
32:53
32:53 >> man, cut that out.
32:54
32:54 >> I know, right? Yeah. No, dude. It was
32:58
32:58 Yeah. You know, when you reminisce about
32:59
32:59 the good old days, you kind of, you
33:01
33:01 know, you kind of know how you get to
33:03
33:03 where you are today
33:04
33:04 >> and why you are so happy on the inside
33:06
33:06 sometimes, you know, cuz you got good
33:08
33:08 memories. Sorry.
33:10
33:10 >> I mean, all we are is a collection of
33:12
33:12 memories, dude. Collection of memories
33:14
33:14 and nostalgia. It's all we are.
33:16
33:16 >> Yeah. But I'll you know what's funny?
33:18
33:18 Not to Okay, let's just kill this. Um,
33:20
33:20 those trampolines that they make now,
33:21
33:21 they don't bounce as high as they used
33:23
33:23 to. They they I think they regulate the
33:24
33:24 spring. I don't think that they're
33:26
33:26 bouncing like they used to because you
33:27
33:27 used to be able to just fly with those
33:29
33:29 things and now I see people jumping
33:30
33:30 around and they're just barely getting
33:31
33:31 off the So, I think they they they tune
33:33
33:33 the springs back a little bit without
33:35
33:35 less bounce.
33:36
33:36 >> I mean, it probably makes sense. I mean,
33:37
33:37 if you've seen those videos of people
33:38
33:38 jumping on a trampoline and like falling
33:40
33:40 through it or like falling in between
33:42
33:42 the springs like that,
33:44
33:44 >> dude. I Okay, you want to know a funny
33:46
33:46 story? This is before they had the Okay,
33:48
33:48 check this out.
33:48
33:48 >> Another memory unlocked,
33:50
33:50 >> dude. This check this out. So, I got
33:52
33:52 bounced, you know, cuz you know you can
33:54
33:54 like double bounce somebody.
33:55
33:55 >> I got flung up, came down,
33:59
33:59 springs between my I landed between the
34:02
34:02 springs and because it's like a spring,
34:03
34:03 right? It bends.
34:05
34:05 >> But as it bends, the springs open up.
34:08
34:08 >> Oh, no. And as it closed, my nut sack
34:12
34:12 got
34:16
34:16 pinched
34:18
34:18 between
34:19
34:19 the springs.
34:21
34:21 So I'm over there like, "Ah." And my
34:24
34:24 buddy's like laughing at me just
34:26
34:26 thinking I'm just like just joking
34:28
34:28 around. But no, he had to walk over,
34:29
34:29 step hard on the side to release the
34:32
34:32 spring so my nuts would come out of
34:34
34:34 there. Come on.
34:38
34:38 Yeah.
34:39
34:39 >> Why Why is it that you have so many nut
34:43
34:43 related bra like
34:46
34:46 >> issues or accidents? I guess. Hey, all I
34:52
34:52 can say is they're a gift and a curse at
34:54
34:54 the same time. You know what I'm saying?
34:56
34:56 Like
34:57
34:57 the bag the bags get in the way. Like
35:00
35:00 they just naturally do. And uh
35:04
35:04 yeah, if you've ever had your nuts,
35:06
35:06 sorry, this is relatable to maybe a few
35:09
35:09 um pinched between a set of springs,
35:12
35:12 >> you know exactly what I'm talking about.
35:15
35:15 >> How long How long were they in there?
35:17
35:17 Like a minute.
35:17
35:17 >> Oh, well, he laughed for a while like
35:20
35:20 thought it was a joke.
35:21
35:21 >> Oh my god.
35:23
35:23 >> And I'm like, "No,
35:25
35:25 balls are pinched between the screen."
35:27
35:27 Like
35:29
35:29 >> it's like slamming your like basically
35:31
35:31 it's like slamming your fingers in the
35:33
35:33 car door and somebody has to un open the
35:35
35:35 door to get it out. So unless somebody
35:38
35:38 Yeah. Like
35:39
35:39 >> I mean I haven't looked in a I could
35:41
35:41 have had a scar. I didn't see no blood
35:42
35:42 at the time, but who knows?
35:44
35:44 >> I need a damage. I need you to check
35:47
35:47 yourself to see if you have a scar down
35:49
35:49 there now.
35:50
35:50 >> Right.
35:51
35:51 >> You're like, "Oh, there it is." Like
35:52
35:52 Harry Potter with the scar on his
35:53
35:53 forehead except it's you on your your
35:55
35:55 batwing there. Yeah, man. But I see why
35:58
35:58 they they they had to regulate and and
36:01
36:01 they put the pads around the springs
36:02
36:02 now. They put the fence up around
36:05
36:05 >> just way too Yeah. Way too many test
36:08
36:08 subjects like like
36:11
36:11 >> you know and it's funny is like back in
36:13
36:13 the day your parents would be like,
36:14
36:14 "Dude, you're just stupid." Like now
36:16
36:16 they would sue, you know, like people go
36:18
36:18 out and sue companies and get millions
36:20
36:20 of dollars and now company can't even
36:22
36:22 make the big wheel cuz somebody fell off
36:23
36:23 and you know, you get sued.
36:25
36:25 Yeah,
36:25
36:25 >> like it's just it's just dumb. Like kids
36:27
36:27 got to be kids and you got to live and
36:28
36:28 you got to learn and uh certainly did
36:30
36:30 that as a kid.
36:32
36:32 >> Jesus, man.
36:33
36:33 >> There you go.
36:34
36:34 >> All right. Well, now that we unlocked
36:35
36:35 something with Joshua a few times, say
36:37
36:37 that was way worth it. Way worth it. Uh
36:40
36:40 let's head on over to the um AI
36:43
36:43 song for the week. Uh this is uh this is
36:45
36:45 my song that I came up with.
36:47
36:47 >> Um I wrote the lyrics and stuff to this
36:49
36:49 one. This one, Joshua, I I fell into
36:51
36:51 that that pattern that happens when we
36:53
36:53 do these things where
36:55
36:55 >> you don't think it's good enough and
36:57
36:57 then you keep questioning and you keep
36:58
36:58 doing the self-doubt thing. So, this one
37:01
37:01 fell into that fell into that one uh
37:03
37:03 because I I hyped myself up so hard to
37:06
37:06 do a good
37:08
37:08 >> uh Summerween vibe song. Uh so, with
37:12
37:12 that being said, everybody, uh this song
37:14
37:14 is called Summerween on the Shore. And
37:17
37:17 uh I'll just I don't think it needs any
37:19
37:19 more introduction than that. So I'll
37:21
37:21 just go ahead and share my screen with
37:22
37:22 Joshua and the people watching and
37:23
37:23 people listening. Uh Joshua, I'm ready
37:25
37:25 to be criticized very hard for this one.
37:27
37:27 Okay. Uh I'm I'm ready. Here you go. In
37:30
37:30 honor of this beautiful new merch. Sorry
37:32
37:32 for the late live. Uh check out the new
37:33
37:33 merch there. Uh here it is.
37:36
37:36 >> Summer on the shore. Enjoy.
37:45
37:45 Only you and me
38:03
38:03 sky bonfire glow.
38:05
38:05 >> Salt and I know where to go.
38:07
38:07 >> Flip flops, fangs, and glittered skin.
38:10
38:10 Everybody howls when the tide rolls in.
38:13
38:13 Plastic bats hanging over your head.
38:15
38:15 Pumpkin smile on the moon. Blood red
38:18
38:18 skeletons drinking gnomes on the sound.
38:20
38:20 Then you walked by. My heart broke
38:23
38:23 ground. I fell too fast. But what could
38:26
38:26 I do?
38:28
38:28 >> My heartbeat started keeping time with
38:32
38:32 you.
38:34
38:34 Came up too soon. Stars lit up when I
38:40
38:40 dance with you.
38:50
38:50 >> Say it once then scream it more.
38:54
38:54 >> Dancing on the sand. Raise your cup.
38:58
38:58 Raise your hand.
39:01
39:01 All night long. It's fire burning.
39:08
39:08 >> Let it roll.
39:11
39:11 Night
39:14
39:14 kept clapping for the midnight band.
39:17
39:17 Every shadow moved with the beats. But I
39:21
39:21 only watched you move your feet.
39:26
39:26 When our eyes met,
39:30
39:30 the whole world bled,
39:33
39:33 my heart went wild without saying a
39:38
39:38 word.
39:41
39:41 Your hand found mine by the water line.
39:44
39:44 For one haunted second, the world felt
39:47
39:47 right.
39:47
39:47 >> No October needed here.
39:50
39:50 >> Just neon ghosts and summer cheer.
39:54
39:54 >> Take my hand. Let's disappear.
39:59
39:59 >> Find a road that gets us out of here.
40:03
40:03 Moon came up too soon.
40:08
40:08 >> Stars lit up when I dance with you.
40:21
40:21 >> Say it once, then scream it more. Summer
40:25
40:25 dancing on the sand.
40:28
40:28 >> Raise your cup. Raise your hands.
40:31
40:31 >> Summer all night long.
40:33
40:33 >> Beach fire burning speakers on.
40:39
40:39 >> Let it roll.
40:42
40:42 >> Hot night haunted soul.
40:59
40:59 Black top shining midnight blue.
41:02
41:02 >> Every road keeps leading me to you.
41:06
41:06 >> If summer dies will steal the scene
41:09
41:09 right all night
41:12
41:12 >> through summer.
41:18
41:18 Summer on the shore.
41:21
41:21 >> Say it once,
41:22
41:22 >> then scream it more. Summer dancing on
41:26
41:26 the sand.
41:27
41:27 >> Raise your cup. Raise your hands.
41:32
41:32 >> All night long.
41:33
41:33 >> Fire burning.
41:35
41:35 >> Speakers on.
41:39
41:39 >> Let it roll.
41:41
41:41 >> Hot night on it.
41:45
41:45 Summer,
41:48
41:48 you and me.
41:52
41:52 Summer.
41:55
41:55 You and me.
41:57
41:57 Summer.
41:60
42:00 >> All right, buddy. There you go. Lay it
42:02
42:02 on me. How'd you feel?
42:05
42:05 >> Okay. All right.
42:07
42:07 >> I'm ready. My butthole's ready.
42:10
42:10 >> Oh, Overall. Oh, okay. Overall.
42:15
42:15 thought it was good,
42:16
42:16 >> but I it it I feel like there was like
42:20
42:20 three different types of music genre
42:23
42:23 there. Like I it just it a little all
42:27
42:27 over it. Like it just seemed a little
42:31
42:31 like I'm break dancing and then I'm tap
42:33
42:33 dancing and then I'm ballroom dancing
42:34
42:34 and then I'm like like I just I kind of
42:37
42:37 felt like I was going in a lot of
42:38
42:38 different directions. Um but the lyrics
42:42
42:42 went through. Yes, I liked it, but there
42:45
42:45 was a flow there that that just
42:48
42:48 musically or I don't even know how you
42:50
42:50 would put that, you know, just the flow
42:53
42:53 of the the the feel of the song like
42:55
42:55 just seemed a little like
42:57
42:57 >> too pivotal, you know what I mean? Like
42:59
42:59 a new ball came into the game. It was
43:00
43:00 like boom, okay, and then you lost that
43:02
43:02 ball and then there's another ball. Like
43:04
43:04 it was like what ball are we playing
43:05
43:05 now? And like okay, like I like that
43:07
43:07 part and then I'm getting lost, you
43:08
43:08 know? But yeah, overall the lyrics are
43:10
43:10 cool. Um, the vibe was there,
43:13
43:13 >> but just I think there's a little bit of
43:15
43:15 structure that needed to be tightened
43:16
43:16 up.
43:17
43:17 >> Yeah, exactly. That's how I felt about
43:19
43:19 it, too. And that one, that one took me
43:21
43:21 a little while, too, to get to a
43:23
43:23 point where I enjoyed it. Um, there was
43:25
43:25 just so many different aspects of that
43:28
43:28 song that I really liked that I wanted
43:29
43:29 to keep, but again, when you, this is
43:32
43:32 what happens when you overthink things,
43:34
43:34 things just get chaotic. So, I feel you,
43:38
43:38 buddy. I feel you. That's why I'm no
43:39
43:39 longer doing the AI songs. I'm giving
43:41
43:41 you the reigns back to Joshua.
43:42
43:42 >> I'm getting them back.
43:43
43:43 >> You're getting them back. Uh mainly
43:45
43:45 because that uh that video uh the short
43:47
43:47 actually did surpass uh a thousand plays
43:50
43:50 on YouTube. So, thank you everybody who
43:51
43:51 went and watched the video again. We
43:53
43:53 appreciate that.
43:54
43:54 >> Now, go watch the Benny video uh cuz I
43:56
43:56 want to do more things like that. And if
43:58
43:58 you don't watch it, I'm going to be
43:59
43:59 pissed. There's the Benny the
44:02
44:02 Benny the ball interview. Go watch that
44:04
44:04 I might have to do a different
44:06
44:06 cut. I think people didn't like the uh
44:08
44:08 the diss on the American team is what
44:10
44:10 happened.
44:11
44:11 >> Yeah, I I think Benny needs more
44:13
44:13 questions. You know, I think he does.
44:14
44:14 There was there was a few questions that
44:16
44:16 Benny I think was asked
44:18
44:18 >> but didn't make the short. So maybe we
44:21
44:21 got to maybe we got to ask Benny a few
44:22
44:22 more questions and uh
44:24
44:24 >> we'll see if
44:25
44:25 >> maybe at the end of maybe at the end of
44:27
44:27 the whole entire FIFA we bring him back
44:29
44:29 one last time, you know, get some good
44:31
44:31 questions in there.
44:32
44:32 >> Like a good like a goodbye like a
44:34
44:34 goodbye kick. like a good like a goodbye
44:36
44:36 kick. that's great.
44:41
44:41 Jesus.
44:41
44:41 >> Like just send him off, you know,
44:44
44:44 >> flies off towards the moon
44:45
44:45 >> for another four years until he comes
44:47
44:47 back.
44:48
44:48 >> Yeah. Kick him off into space and let
44:50
44:50 orbit take over and he whips back around
44:52
44:52 Mars and comes back a new Benny.
44:54
44:54 >> Yeah.
44:54
44:54 >> You know, Benny Jr. shows up.
44:57
44:57 >> Yeah, let's do that. I like that idea.
44:59
44:59 Uh buddy, let's move on. uh running out
45:01
45:01 of time here very quickly which makes me
45:03
45:03 surprised and also sad you know and so
45:06
45:06 we only get an hour to spend with these
45:07
45:07 people and uh I love each and every one
45:09
45:09 of you. Uh Joshua this is your topic. Uh
45:11
45:11 this is could be you. So uh what do you
45:14
45:14 got for this one?
45:14
45:14 >> Could be you. This is my topic.
45:16
45:16 >> This you
45:19
45:19 I mean okay I have no idea what could be
45:22
45:22 you is supposed to mean. Um
45:26
45:26 >> uh dude. I I really don't have any
45:29
45:29 idea like you wrote could be you and the
45:32
45:32 the uh text to one another and now it's
45:35
45:35 supposed to be my topic. Um
45:38
45:38 >> I just wanted to throw Joshua on the on
45:40
45:40 the spot here. Uh this could be you
45:43
45:43 topic
45:44
45:44 >> uh could really just be a topic about
45:46
45:46 you, but I feel like we've already
45:49
45:49 established
45:50
45:50 >> you this episode, which was kind of fun.
45:53
45:53 Like it kind of worked out in in my
45:55
45:55 favor really. uh because it was mainly
45:57
45:57 just going to be me asking you questions
45:60
45:60 just about who you are, but I I feel
46:02
46:02 like I feel like your stories kind of
46:06
46:06 kind of just already did that for us
46:08
46:08 this week. So,
46:09
46:09 >> um did Okay, so I don't know if you
46:11
46:11 answered the question earlier. I I don't
46:13
46:13 want to call us a call back, but did you
46:14
46:14 have anything as a a youngster that
46:16
46:16 somebody had that you were jealous of or
46:20
46:20 not jealous of?
46:21
46:21 >> Um, no, definitely. I was definitely
46:23
46:23 jealous of trampolines for sure. like
46:25
46:25 people with tra trampolines that was
46:27
46:27 always like dude I want a
46:28
46:28 trampoline like that looks great
46:30
46:30 but yeah that would be the one thing
46:31
46:31 that I was jealous as but to to answer
46:34
46:34 the question I asked you about the the
46:35
46:35 Christmas thing and something that I
46:37
46:37 wanted for summer uh I remember really
46:40
46:40 wanting a Hot Wheels set uh that I could
46:43
46:43 play with during the summertime
46:45
46:45 >> uh because that was like that would be
46:46
46:46 the only time I could actually use it
46:47
46:47 because it would be the only time I was
46:49
46:49 home most of the time. Uh but never got
46:51
46:51 a Hot Wheels set so that was
46:53
46:53 unfortunate. Uh, now I just buy
46:54
46:54 knick-knacks. So, listen the parents out
46:57
46:57 there. Uh, if you don't buy your kids
46:58
46:58 things that they want, as adults, they
47:01
47:01 will spend money on things that they
47:03
47:03 don't need uh to fill that void. Uh,
47:06
47:06 case in point, everything behind me. So,
47:09
47:09 there's that.
47:10
47:10 >> But yeah, that was it. Trampolines.
47:12
47:12 Trampolines. The one thing that I really
47:14
47:14 wanted.
47:14
47:14 >> Cool. That's that's fair, I guess. And
47:16
47:16 And I know leading into the season,
47:17
47:17 we'll probably talk more about this. You
47:19
47:19 know what's pretty cool? I maybe we'll
47:21
47:21 bring this up next episode is uh
47:24
47:24 birthdays are coming up. Uh my
47:26
47:26 birthday's in August.
47:27
47:27 >> Your birthday is in August. Yeah.
47:29
47:29 >> I know. I know. August, you know, August
47:32
47:32 10th and uh my girlfriend's also in
47:34
47:34 August. So, August is usually a big
47:36
47:36 month for us,
47:37
47:37 >> which is which is pretty fun. So, if
47:39
47:39 there's any Leos out there, any August
47:41
47:41 babies out there, I'd love to hear from
47:42
47:42 you. Um you know, I'm not trying to
47:44
47:44 brag, but Leos are pretty awesome. Just
47:46
47:46 saying.
47:46
47:46 >> Oh, yeah.
47:47
47:47 >> Yeah. Are they
47:48
47:48 >> I just You know, sorry. Like this could
47:50
47:50 be you too. Yeah. Like you could be as
47:52
47:52 awesome as There you go. You could be as
47:54
47:54 awesome as as Leos, but sometimes people
47:56
47:56 don't like Leos either, so whatever.
47:60
47:60 Whatever.
48:01
48:01 >> Nice.
48:01
48:01 >> There's this weird thing with Leos, I
48:03
48:03 think. Like you either like love us or
48:05
48:05 you just kind of hate us for
48:07
48:07 some reason. I I I don't I don't know if
48:09
48:09 there's a middle ground with Leo
48:11
48:11 sometimes because we can be a lot
48:13
48:13 >> like that. like there's like we can
48:15
48:15 bring energy we can bring you know joy
48:18
48:18 but some some people can see that as
48:20
48:20 like uh um what what are the word I'm
48:23
48:23 looking for as a uh as like like
48:25
48:25 challenges you know them or something
48:28
48:28 you know that energy you know like if
48:29
48:29 you bring too much too too good vibes
48:31
48:31 you know or whatever don't like
48:33
48:33 >> you know like dude you're too happy or
48:35
48:35 you're too like you're you're just the
48:38
48:38 thought of you smiling makes me upset
48:40
48:40 >> you know what I'm saying so sometimes
48:42
48:42 you got to weird room you know what I as
48:44
48:44 a Leo, you're like, "Hey, should I just
48:45
48:45 should I just come in here and just be
48:46
48:46 like look at my shoes, you know, like
48:49
48:49 look down at the ground the whole time
48:50
48:50 because I'm not trying to make anybody
48:51
48:51 mad,
48:52
48:52 >> you know?" So, uh,
48:54
48:54 >> yeah, if a Leo starts acting weird
48:56
48:56 around you, it's probably because, you
48:57
48:57 know, maybe they're just sort of, you
48:59
48:59 know, on the fence about what's going
49:00
49:00 on, you know, the energy in the room or
49:02
49:02 something.
49:02
49:02 >> I feel it.
49:06
49:06 >> All right, cool. I mean, that we'll just
49:08
49:08 skip over this one, buddy. Uh, thank you
49:10
49:10 for participating. I don't know. I
49:11
49:11 appreciate that. Uh, I mean,
49:14
49:14 >> yeah.
49:15
49:15 >> I mean, I could have given you a list of
49:17
49:17 things to answer, but I feel like I feel
49:19
49:19 like the people got a lot from you this
49:20
49:20 week, and I love that. And I want to
49:22
49:22 leave it.
49:22
49:22 >> We could revisit that, too. Yeah.
49:24
49:24 >> Oh, yeah. We could definitely revisit
49:25
49:25 that. But hey, there you go. Uh, this
49:27
49:27 this last topic. This one's pretty easy,
49:29
49:29 buddy. I got one question for you, but
49:31
49:31 before I answer that, Before I give you,
49:33
49:33 sorry, before I answer that question,
49:35
49:35 you. Uh before I give you the
49:38
49:38 question that I'm gonna ask you, uh I
49:40
49:40 got to show something off that the old
49:43
49:43 lady I know is not going to enjoy, but
49:45
49:45 by the time uh that this episode comes
49:47
49:47 out, she would have already seen it and
49:49
49:49 already have had a a reaction to it. Uh
49:51
49:51 because I saw these uh at your favorite
49:54
49:54 store, uh Target, and I
49:57
49:57 >> I know it is my favorite store, isn't
49:59
49:59 it? Holy
49:60
49:60 >> I I don't know how to feel about it. Um,
50:04
50:04 so it's going to be a two-part question.
50:05
50:05 Well, the first question is going to be,
50:07
50:07 how do you feel about this thing that
50:08
50:08 I'm about to show you?
50:10
50:10 >> And the second part is, have you ever
50:12
50:12 found anything as weird as what I'm
50:15
50:15 about to show you? And I'm I'm saying
50:16
50:16 this because I'm going to need you to
50:18
50:18 vamp for time because it's going to be a
50:20
50:20 mystery box. It's a surprise. Uh, and I
50:22
50:22 need time to open it up. Okay? So, I'm
50:25
50:25 going to show you what it is, and then I
50:26
50:26 will do my best to open this thing
50:30
50:30 because
50:32
50:32 it is uh it is something. Here we go.
50:35
50:35 All right, buddy. Uh this is
50:37
50:37 >> Okay.
50:37
50:37 >> Uh this is uh
50:40
50:40 >> it's one of those.
50:42
50:42 >> It is my mini baby. All right.
50:45
50:45 >> Okay.
50:46
50:46 >> And this is this is an image of
50:49
50:49 something I could get.
50:50
50:50 >> So, all right. So, there you go. I'm
50:53
50:53 gonna open this up now. So Joshua, go
50:55
50:55 ahead and vamp for time for me.
50:56
50:56 >> You know, honestly, I I I want Who are
50:58
50:58 they gearing this towards? You know, is
51:01
51:01 this just another one of those G? Yeah,
51:03
51:03 but it's a little mini baby. I mean,
51:04
51:04 come on. What are you going to do with
51:05
51:05 that thing? Put it in your fish tank?
51:07
51:07 >> You going to put it in your turtle tank?
51:10
51:10 >> You going to set it next to your your uh
51:12
51:12 Lego set? Like like where does this fit
51:14
51:14 on the shelf at your home with all your
51:16
51:16 knick-knacks? Like look at Sean's
51:18
51:18 background. Like what do you got back
51:19
51:19 there? Does the mini baby fit in with
51:21
51:21 what is back there? No, but it will now.
51:24
51:24 Well, I mean, we got some random
51:25
51:25 over here. We got the slug right there
51:27
51:27 on the top of the pedestal.
51:29
51:29 >> We have the screaming like fruit and
51:30
51:30 stuff like that. We We got a eclectic
51:33
51:33 variety of things back there.
51:34
51:34 >> Okay.
51:35
51:35 >> So, it might depend on which one it is.
51:38
51:38 >> Um, also, I didn't I didn't see who we
51:40
51:40 could get. Uh, so I don't know. I don't
51:42
51:42 know who who was in the boxes. Um, so
51:45
51:45 there's that.
51:45
51:45 >> Hey, you know what, Sean? You know what?
51:46
51:46 You know what would make our
51:48
51:48 relationship even better? What? is if we
51:51
51:51 had a baby and uh I think you've done it
51:53
51:53 right.
51:54
51:54 >> Is this our baby? Is this our baby
51:56
51:56 >> right here? I mean, right? Don't people
51:58
51:58 don't people have babies to kind of
51:59
51:59 like, you know, what we need in our
52:01
52:01 relationship to make it better.
52:03
52:03 >> Let's have a baby.
52:04
52:04 >> So, ladies and gentlemen, this is our
52:07
52:07 family first. This is my John's baby to
52:11
52:11 present to you.
52:14
52:14 >> First of this podcast, now it's an
52:16
52:16 actual baby. We're giving
52:18
52:18 >> Congratulations. We're both fathers.
52:20
52:20 Joshua, I I I love you so much. Uh would
52:23
52:23 you like to see the baby choices that we
52:24
52:24 could get? Real fast here.
52:26
52:26 >> I got I got the little paper. Uh here,
52:28
52:28 let's see the baby choices that we can
52:31
52:31 get.
52:32
52:32 >> Um there there aren't many. So, here's
52:34
52:34 the front. Uh and then here is the back.
52:37
52:37 Uh they are Sorry, I got this way. Uh
52:41
52:41 there is a baby in a manger. There is a
52:44
52:44 baby in a swimming pool.
52:47
52:47 >> Put that away. Get the Get that out of
52:49
52:49 here, man.
52:50
52:50 >> Joshua, let's see. Let's see what baby
52:52
52:52 There are there a bunch of different
52:53
52:53 bags here, so I got to see. We'll see
52:55
52:55 what baby we get.
52:56
52:56 >> Okay, maybe it's on one of those like
52:57
52:57 put together one like you got to
52:58
52:58 >> I think you have to put it together. But
52:59
52:59 hang on. I'll find I'll see if I can
53:01
53:01 find the baby. Uh, okay. We got the baby
53:04
53:04 in the food carrier. This is the the
53:07
53:07 food thing where where you feed him.
53:09
53:09 Where you feed him.
53:10
53:10 >> What do you know? Another food related
53:12
53:12 >> another food related thing. All right, I
53:15
53:15 got the baby. This is the baby. Joshua,
53:17
53:17 the baby is squishy.
53:18
53:18 >> Be gentle. Be gentle, man.
53:20
53:20 >> Sorry. Sorry. I'm so sorry.
53:21
53:21 >> Support the neck.
53:22
53:22 >> Look at its little face.
53:24
53:24 >> Joshua, look at it.
53:24
53:24 >> Oh, man. I'm reporting you already.
53:27
53:27 >> Oh, it's naked. It's naked. It's got no
53:29
53:29 clothes.
53:30
53:30 >> Well, put No, nobody won't see that. Put
53:33
53:33 some damn
53:34
53:34 >> Look at the baby.
53:35
53:35 >> I mean, I know it's summer. Put some
53:36
53:36 clothes in that thing. Let's see what it
53:38
53:38 looks like.
53:38
53:38 >> There it is. Beautiful. It's a beautiful
53:41
53:41 baby. Uh, will I get it clothed and
53:42
53:42 things? Joshua, do you want to do your
53:44
53:44 fun find for the week and let's start
53:45
53:45 landing this plane?
53:47
53:47 >> No. First, I want to ask for a DNA test
53:48
53:48 cuz that thing does not look like me or
53:50
53:50 you.
53:51
53:51 >> So, I don't know where that thing came
53:52
53:52 from.
53:53
53:53 >> I don't know if we can actually
53:55
53:55 physically get this bed. Look at it.
53:57
53:57 wiggles. Like,
53:58
53:58 >> wait, does it have red hair?
54:00
54:00 >> Uh, it does.
54:02
54:02 >> Oh, per cuz there actually, you know
54:04
54:04 what? There is red hair that runs in my
54:06
54:06 my family. So, I mean, maybe it could be
54:09
54:09 mine.
54:09
54:09 >> Oh, I just dropped.
54:10
54:10 >> Is there freckles on it? Does that have
54:11
54:11 freckles? Um, let me see. Let me see.
54:14
54:14 Uh,
54:14
54:14 >> it's kind of hard to see on camera, but
54:16
54:16 I do have freckles.
54:16
54:16 >> No, no freckles, unfortunately. But it's
54:18
54:18 got this weird uh
54:20
54:20 >> All right. Dimples. Dimples.
54:23
54:23 >> Little baby nipples and
54:25
54:25 >> Sean. Oh my god. Put that away. Nobody.
54:28
54:28 God damn it.
54:28
54:28 >> Um,
54:29
54:29 >> god damn it.
54:30
54:30 >> It doesn't have any clothes, so I don't
54:33
54:33 I don't know where the clothes are. Uh,
54:35
54:35 but it did come with like a little
54:36
54:36 Winnie the Pooh thing. Uh, and what
54:39
54:39 looks to be uh, maybe maybe it's like
54:42
54:42 the little thing that goes in the chair.
54:43
54:43 >> Uh, cuz it looks like the little Winnie
54:45
54:45 the Pooh is like the plate. So, it's
54:47
54:47 like the little the little Winnie the
54:48
54:48 Poo.
54:49
54:49 >> Okay. All right. You put that
54:50
54:50 together. I'm going to talk about what I
54:51
54:51 got over here.
54:52
54:52 >> Yeah, go for it.
54:53
54:53 >> All right. Um, Sean. So, again, we're
54:55
54:55 talking FIFA. Sean's got his little bit.
54:57
54:57 We just had a child together. If you're
54:58
54:58 just joining us, this is crazy. It has
55:01
55:01 red hair.
55:01
55:01 >> Things get wild on the episodes.
55:04
55:04 >> Yeah, it's probably mine. Um, but I feel
55:06
55:06 like this is one of those episodes where
55:08
55:08 Sean came in clutch
55:11
55:11 and um, what else can I say here, Sean?
55:14
55:14 I I I just happened to find a FIFA Funko
55:18
55:18 at uh, really I found a FIFA Funko and I
55:22
55:22 found it at my favorite store, Target.
55:24
55:24 >> Target.
55:25
55:25 >> And like I said, Sean, you came in
55:27
55:27 clutch and uh, this Funko here happens
55:31
55:31 to be, let me get to the chat.
55:34
55:34 This is also clutch.
55:37
55:37 >> Oh. Oh, I I I see what you did there.
55:41
55:41 You sneaky little rascal. You
55:44
55:44 >> like that? I guess there's other ones,
55:46
55:46 too. I've yet to find the other ones. Uh
55:48
55:48 but yeah, they got the FIFA World Cup
55:50
55:50 Funkos, and I haven't This is the only
55:52
55:52 one I've ever seen on the shelves. So,
55:54
55:54 um there you go, Sean. You came in
55:56
55:56 clutch. I found Clutch. That is my fun
55:58
55:58 find for this episode.
55:60
55:60 >> That's awesome. Odd 143. That's
56:03
56:03 beautiful, dude. Um, I do have a fun
56:05
56:05 find. Uh, by the way, well, I'm still
56:07
56:07 trying to put this together. This
56:08
56:08 is This is actually harder than I
56:10
56:10 anticipated. Uh, because there is a lot
56:12
56:12 of parts here. Um, but I do have a a fun
56:15
56:15 find real fast here. Uh, in honor of the
56:17
56:17 old lady and me buying this that she did
56:19
56:19 not want me to have, uh, I have this
56:21
56:21 cool thing that I did get for her. Uh,
56:23
56:23 this is a barrel cactus uh, from the
56:26
56:26 Funko Flora collection. Uh, and he's so
56:29
56:29 so cute. Look at him little
56:30
56:30 cutie pie there. And then it's a part of
56:32
56:32 a collection. Uh we don't have all of
56:34
56:34 them, but hey, I love the cactus one.
56:36
56:36 And she does, too. So, there is
56:38
56:38 >> sunflower. Sunflower.
56:39
56:39 >> Sunflower is pretty cool. Yeah,
56:40
56:40 sunflower is pretty sick. Um,
56:42
56:42 but there you go. Uh, buddy, do you want
56:44
56:44 to do some uh fortunes?
56:47
56:47 >> Yeah, we can hit with a fortune. We
56:48
56:48 could hit it with a fortune. And I
56:49
56:49 should say I I probably should have
56:51
56:51 mentioned this at the beginning of that
56:52
56:52 when I showed mine off. Clutch was not
56:55
56:55 part of the $91 I
56:57
56:57 >> Oh, yeah. That's right. Yeah, I was
56:59
56:59 going to ask. Um, so before I forget,
57:01
57:01 I'm going to show off one of the ones
57:02
57:02 that I did that wasn't part of my $91
57:05
57:05 buy. Um,
57:08
57:08 >> this is I think this is probably a
57:10
57:10 repeat. Sean might have this one. Um, so
57:13
57:13 like he found the deleted scene
57:15
57:15 Skywalker, whatever that one is. So Sean
57:18
57:18 showed off a previous one I showed off.
57:20
57:20 I think I think you have this one, Sean,
57:21
57:21 but I thought it was pretty cool and it
57:22
57:22 was part of the buys. I got Mickey here.
57:26
57:26 Oh, actually I don't think I've shown I
57:28
57:28 don't think I've have that one.
57:30
57:30 >> So, that one's pretty cool.
57:31
57:31 >> Yeah. No, I don't think I have that one.
57:32
57:32 I did see that one, though. I saw that
57:33
57:33 one at the place.
57:35
57:35 >> So,
57:35
57:35 >> yeah. So, this this one you could put
57:37
57:37 that you could tally that up as a part
57:38
57:38 of the $91 spend.
57:42
57:42 >> Have I reached the $91 threshold yet? I
57:45
57:45 have not, but
57:48
57:48 it's coming everybody. I got I There's
57:50
57:50 There's more over there. And stay tuned.
57:52
57:52 You're going to be you're going to blow
57:54
57:54 your freaking socks when I reveal some
57:56
57:56 of these other ones.
57:59
57:59 >> Oh man, buddy. I'm glad. I'm going to
58:00
58:00 blow my socks off, too, cuz this
58:02
58:02 child on here is ridiculous.
58:04
58:04 >> Okay, fortunes. You said fortunes. We
58:06
58:06 got to do fortunes. Uh, misfortune, you
58:09
58:09 We have one boozy and we got two
58:11
58:11 dirties. Sean, we going dirty or we
58:14
58:14 going
58:15
58:15 >> um We just had a child together, so I
58:17
58:17 think we got to I think we got to go
58:19
58:19 dirty, bro. I feel filthy. Okay.
58:22
58:22 All right. Cool. Let's get Let's get
58:23
58:23 dirty with it. All right. Only two left.
58:25
58:25 Misfortune. Uh you can give us a call
58:27
58:27 anytime. We will totally uh
58:31
58:31 take take some uh you owe us two two
58:34
58:34 fortunes, by the way. They still do.
58:37
58:37 >> So, I forgot about that. I don't want to
58:39
58:39 sound like a broken record here, but
58:40
58:40 yeah. Got two. Okay. This one has a
58:42
58:42 fortune in it. This they packed this one
58:44
58:44 in tight. Oh, dude. It ripped.
58:48
58:48 >> Oh, no.
58:50
58:50 >> Yeah. goes first. Um,
58:52
58:52 >> oh my goodness. They they really pinched
58:54
58:54 that one in there. My Look at Look at
58:56
58:56 Look at Look at
58:58
58:58 >> Dang.
59:03
59:03 >> I had to crush that out. So, the I guess
59:06
59:06 um this is going to have to be read in
59:09
59:09 um
59:11
59:11 uh two parts. Read this in two parts.
59:16
59:16 This is a two-part portion right here.
59:18
59:18 Let's get it. All right, let's see if I
59:20
59:20 can put ripped words together. It's hard
59:24
59:24 enough just reading it in one line. Now
59:25
59:25 I have to like piece it together. All
59:27
59:27 right, let's go. Here we go. Oh, this is
59:29
59:29 funny. All right, here we go. Here is
59:31
59:31 your misfortune for episode uh 143.
59:36
59:36 He who opens broken cookie has many
59:39
59:39 friends but gets no nookie.
59:46
59:46 There you go, buddy.
59:48
59:48 Oh, does that mean Oh, that's a bad for
59:51
59:51 I'm getting no nookie. Oh, dude. Dude.
59:54
59:54 Hey, sorry, Sean. That's the last time
59:56
59:56 we're having a baby together, I guess,
59:57
59:57 because no more nookie for us, buddy.
60:03
60:03 >> Damn it.
60:04
60:04 >> Um, well, I lost my train of
60:06
60:06 thought after that one, buddy. Uh, let
60:08
60:08 me let me give the people their seven
60:10
60:10 lucky numbers for the week. Uh, they are
60:13
60:13 as followed. Two, three, four, five,
60:16
60:16 six. Yeah, there's seven of them right
60:17
60:17 here. Here they are, everybody. Use them
60:19
60:19 for whatever nefarious seasons you would
60:21
60:21 like. There is they are 8 12 36 44 59 65
60:27
60:27 and 18. Once again, your seven lucky
60:29
60:29 numbers are 8 12 36 44 59 65 and 18.
60:35
60:35 Joshua, we have come to the end of the
60:37
60:37 episode. We are landing the plane. The
60:40
60:40 stewardists are putting everybody's
60:42
60:42 trays in the upright positions. Some of
60:44
60:44 them are even punching the people in the
60:48
60:48 plane. Uh, mainly for fun. That's just
60:51
60:51 how it goes. So, buddy, going into the
60:54
60:54 new week, what do you have left to say
60:56
60:56 to the people? Hey, well, Sean, I don't
60:59
60:59 have a whole lot to say, and I feel like
61:01
61:01 this has been a really, really fun
61:02
61:02 episode, even though it was an odd one.
61:05
61:05 And typically, these take shape in the
61:06
61:06 form of just weirdness and awkwardness
61:09
61:09 and uh very little laughs. But this
61:12
61:12 week, I I want everybody to just have a
61:16
61:16 great week and um try to get a laugh out
61:19
61:19 of somebody. Try to uh spend some time
61:21
61:21 with somebody special. And I cannot wait
61:24
61:24 to see all of you back on episode 144
61:28
61:28 because as Sean alluded to, um I've been
61:31
61:31 doing other things. And uh spoiler
61:34
61:34 alert, I I spent over a hundred hours
61:36
61:36 doing something else.
61:37
61:37 >> Oh And you're going to have to stay
61:39
61:39 tuned for this next episode to see what
61:40
61:40 I have spent a 100 hours on. It may or
61:43
61:43 may not surprise you. Thank you for
61:45
61:45 listening. Thank you for watching. And
61:48
61:48 the both of us will see you on the next
61:50
61:50 episode 144.
61:53
61:53 >> Yeah. Uh sorry for little eight out
61:55
61:55 live. Get this beautiful sunrise
61:57
61:57 t-shirt. Uh next week I'm going to wear
61:59
61:59 the sunset t-shirt. Uh which is part of
62:01
62:01 that set. So get it. Uh and Joshua, this
62:04
62:04 is our kid. There they are. They're
62:07
62:07 they're they're bro. They're
62:11
62:11 in their little high chair. So,
62:13
62:13 uh, with that being said, buddy, hey,
62:17
62:17 uh, did you hear about the stolen coffee
62:19
62:19 cup? I didn't,
62:21
62:21 >> dude. It was a mugging.
62:25
62:25 Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you
62:27
62:27 next week. the deuces.
62:54
62:54 143, right? 143. Um, yeah. July 21st.
62:58
62:58 Perfect.
62:59
62:59 >> Should be the day this comes out.
63:01
63:01 >> It will be. I can feel it. There's
63:04
63:04 >> nothing. Yeah. Unless something else
63:06
63:06 happens.
63:07
63:07 >> Got a little Got a little stain on
63:09
63:09 my shirt up here.
63:10
63:10 >> What's the new one?
63:12
63:12 already stained. I'm
63:14
63:14 fat. God damn it.
63:16
63:16 >> No, you I mean, if you're fat, usually
63:18
63:18 doesn't end up up there. It ends up on
63:19
63:19 your belly.
63:21
63:21 >> Well, some would be different.
63:24
63:24 Like if it ends up there, that just
63:25
63:25 means you have a low hanging bottom lip.
63:28
63:28 >> Yeah.
63:28
63:28 >> You know.
63:29
63:29 >> Oh, wait. I have an idea. Hey, if all of
63:31
63:31 you make it to the end of this, uh, let
63:32
63:32 me know if you saw the stain the entire
63:34
63:34 episode. That would be that'd be cool.
