Sorry For The Delay | EP.142 | Meat Sweats, Benny The Ball & Time Capsules
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Schilling Yuzu Peach hard cider, 6.5%
Joshua: Knob Creek bourbon over ice
-AI SONG OF THE WEEK-
AI Song Of The Week: “Dreams Are For Winners” (Lyrics written by Sean.)
-CHAT WITH US-
• New Fear Unlocked
• Exclusive
• Hero To Zero
• Time Capsule
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 EP.142 Intro, Shaking Windows & Podcast Sacrifices
02:28 What’s In Our Cup - Knob Creek & Yuzu Peach Cider
05:45 Question Of The Day - Meat Sweats Are Real
11:32 Glizzy Gobbler Results, New Subscriber & SummerWeen Merch
14:45 New Fear Unlocked - Smiles, Social Cues & Work Anxiety
25:07 Grill-Brush Shrapnel & The Onion Cleaning Method
27:13 World Cup Update & Exclusive Benny The Ball Interview
33:18 AI Song Of The Week “Dreams Are For Winners”
38:14 Hero To Zero - Saving Lives & Baby Bird Ethics
47:07 Time Capsules, Future Mysteries & Joshua’s Secret Book
56:05 Fun Finds, Funko Value Challenge, Fortune & Lucky Numbers
-SOUND BITES-
• “I have a cup full of bourbon. That’s me taking it easy.” - Joshua returning to his natural habitat.
• “This is a non-hatfish episode.” - Joshua revealing the forehead without filters.
• “I’ll just eat the meat that would go in the sandwich.” - Joshua explaining the carnivore side quest.
• “That is the duo combo that McDonald’s doesn’t want to tell you about.” - Sean combining meat sweats with bathroom urgency.
• “Moral of the story is just smile back.” - Sean solving social anxiety with one facial movement.
• “I know where I belong, and I belong at the top.” - Sean politely declining workplace imposter syndrome.
• “The onion method is superior.” - Sean retiring the grill brush before it becomes medical shrapnel.
• “Do footballs have feet fetishes?” - Benny the Ball answering the questions real journalists were afraid to ask.
• “There’s only a minuscule amount of time before you go from being a hero to being another victim.” - Sean establishing the rescue-attempt cutoff.
• “It’s about making people solve the mystery.” - Sean explaining why his time capsule needs a Fugglers-based archaeological crisis.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: A bright light soon shines upon you along with the words, “Sir, please step out of the vehicle.”
Lucky Numbers: 11, 31, 36, 49, 55, 59, 61
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Kate Harvey from Casper Funko, purchased for $4.50 with a reported value of $16.39.
Joshua: The Leader Funko, purchased for $3.71 with a reported eBay trending value of $27.83.
(Community Shoutout: The “Glizzy Gobbler” short brought a new subscriber into the community, even if it did not earn Joshua his AI-song privileges back.)
Transcript
00:00 Welcome to episode 142 of Sorry for the
00:03
00:03 Delay. I'm your editor, Mia. This week,
00:06
00:06 Joshua returns to Knob Creek and
00:08
00:08 discovers meat sweats are real, while
00:10
00:10 Sean cracks open Yuzu Peach Cider and
00:13
00:13 lands an exclusive interview with the
00:15
00:15 World Cup ball. Finally, a guest with no
00:17
00:17 media training. Then, it's social fears,
00:20
00:20 grill brush shrapnel, heroic bird
00:22
00:22 ethics, and time capsules designed to
00:24
00:24 confuse future archaeologists. Enjoy the
00:27
00:27 show.
00:28
00:28 Hello and welcome to another episode of
00:30
00:30 Sorry for Little A. We are your hosts.
00:33
00:33 My name is Sean and right over there is
00:36
00:36 the one, the only Joshua.
00:40
00:40 How you doing this week, buddy?
00:43
00:43 >> I'm doing What an introduction. First of
00:44
00:44 all, thank you, Sean. Jesus.
00:46
00:46 >> Bring the energy.
00:48
00:48 >> It semi feels like uh Holy [ __ ] I think
00:52
00:52 the neighbor right now just turned on
00:53
00:53 their
00:54
00:54 >> [ __ ] subs or something. This thing
00:56
00:56 just started bumping. But either
00:57
00:57 earthquakes happening right now or the
00:58
00:58 windows are shaking crazy. So yeah,
01:01
01:01 there's just something going on.
01:02
01:02 >> Are we are we going to record one of the
01:04
01:04 earthquakes like in a I don't know where
01:06
01:06 it just had an earthquake right now, but
01:08
01:08 you know, one of those scenes. We're
01:09
01:09 about to have one of those scenes. That
01:10
01:10 would be pretty cool.
01:11
01:11 >> Could you imagine, dude? All of a sudden
01:12
01:12 everything just starts crashing in the
01:14
01:14 background right here.
01:14
01:14 >> Holy [ __ ]
01:15
01:15 >> Like no AI, no no like just everything
01:17
01:17 literally falls down.
01:19
01:19 >> Okay. Well, sorry about the t that was
01:20
01:20 just weird. Just sh started shaking and
01:22
01:22 I lost my train of thought. Um yeah,
01:24
01:24 thank you Sean for that introduction. I
01:26
01:26 feel like that was a it was pretty
01:27
01:27 heavy. That was a red carpet
01:28
01:28 introduction
01:29
01:29 >> and uh I don't need any of that cuz I'm
01:31
01:31 just like a very basic person. Um but
01:34
01:34 thank you Sean for that.
01:35
01:35 >> [ __ ]
01:37
01:37 Very basic.
01:38
01:38 >> Um yeah, thank you Sean. Thank you for
01:40
01:40 everybody uh tuning in today. I feel
01:41
01:41 like today is going to be a fun one. I
01:44
01:44 did have to make some sacrifices to be
01:46
01:46 here. Um Sean knows all about those
01:48
01:48 sacrifices and uh
01:50
01:50 >> I greatly appreciate those sacrifices.
01:53
01:53 >> Yes. uh because we are able to do this
01:56
01:56 at a much sooner time than we were
01:58
01:58 planning on doing it and uh sacrifices
01:60
01:60 were made for not just you Sean but the
02:01
02:01 audience listening to us and watching
02:03
02:03 us. So, thank you. I do it every I do it
02:04
02:04 for the for the community. I do it for
02:06
02:06 everybody. So, uh yeah, I do for the
02:08
02:08 people. What don't I do for the people?
02:10
02:10 >> Holy [ __ ]
02:11
02:11 >> I love that [ __ ] because it's like
02:12
02:12 doesn't matter when we do this like for
02:14
02:14 them, you know? Like they get it at a
02:16
02:16 certain time. Tuesdays, seven o'clock on
02:18
02:18 YouTube and sorry for literally my life
02:20
02:20 and five and five in the morning on uh
02:22
02:22 Spotify. But yeah, it doesn't matter.
02:24
02:24 They get it whenever.
02:26
02:26 >> Yeah, exactly. Uh but I feel good. Sean,
02:28
02:28 thank you for asking. And then this is
02:29
02:29 the fun part. We transition to uh what's
02:32
02:32 in our cup.
02:33
02:33 >> Yes, sir.
02:34
02:34 >> Should I hit you with what is in my cup
02:36
02:36 first like I we normally do here?
02:37
02:37 >> I think that you should hit me with your
02:39
02:39 cup, buddy. What is inside that cup?
02:42
02:42 >> All right. Well, you know, me and Sean
02:45
02:45 did a little side quest and and uh I've
02:47
02:47 been sipping on coffee. I've been
02:49
02:49 sipping on spiked coffee. So, I feel
02:51
02:51 like I had to just
02:53
02:53 >> bring it back a little bit and I had to
02:54
02:54 come right back to home. And right back
02:56
02:56 to home was just a nice tall glass of uh
02:59
02:59 Knob Creek age. Here we go. And uh you
03:04
03:04 like that glass right there? There you
03:05
03:05 go. Little shout out to There you go.
03:07
03:07 But yeah, I'm keeping it simple. I'm I'm
03:10
03:10 uh no coffee, none of that. The caffeine
03:12
03:12 was a little too much. So, I'm trying to
03:14
03:14 take it easy this episode.
03:16
03:16 >> Yes.
03:17
03:17 >> Trying to take it easy. But I have a cup
03:19
03:19 full of bourbon. That's me taking it
03:21
03:21 easy.
03:22
03:22 >> Just taking it easy.
03:24
03:24 >> I love it.
03:24
03:24 >> He's an easygoing guy, man. You know,
03:26
03:26 I'm always smiling.
03:27
03:27 >> Joshua's just a simple creature, you
03:29
03:29 know, creature of habit.
03:31
03:31 >> Really?
03:32
03:32 >> Exactly. Yeah. So, cheers, buddy. That's
03:34
03:34 in my cup. Everybody, listen. I hope you
03:36
03:36 got something in your cup to join along
03:38
03:38 with us. Le Sean, what's in your cup
03:40
03:40 over there, man? Yes, sir. So, like I've
03:42
03:42 been doing Joshua for these last few
03:43
03:43 weeks. I'm trying to I'm trying to show
03:45
03:45 off some cers from up here in the
03:47
03:47 Seattle area. Uh now, I know this one
03:50
03:50 I've shown off many, many times, but
03:52
03:52 Joshua is a connoisseur of the hard
03:54
03:54 cider variety. Uh there's a new flavor
03:57
03:57 out uh by this company called Schilling.
03:59
03:59 Uh and this new flavor is called Yuzu
04:02
04:02 Peach. Now, check this [ __ ] out, buddy.
04:04
04:04 Look at that guy. He kind of looks like
04:06
04:06 me when I'm sunbathing. That's Yuzu
04:08
04:08 Peach. I've never had this flavor
04:10
04:10 before. Uh, so this is a brand new
04:12
04:12 seasonal limited edition release. Let's
04:14
04:14 get that crack. Oh, yeah. And let me
04:17
04:17 give it a smelly smell.
04:20
04:20 >> Joshua, do you know what yuzu is?
04:22
04:22 >> I don't.
04:24
04:24 >> It's a type of type of lemon, I believe.
04:26
04:26 Type of citrus fruit, or I guess I
04:28
04:28 should say it's not lemon, but it's a
04:30
04:30 type of citrus fruit. Uh, and you know
04:31
04:31 what a peach is, correct?
04:32
04:32 >> I do. I do. Yeah. Peach and peach fuzz,
04:35
04:35 too. I'm familiar with both. Now,
04:37
04:37 imagine both of those scents combined.
04:38
04:38 And that's exactly what this smells
04:40
04:40 like. Yuzu and peachy. So, let me give
04:42
04:42 it a little tasty taste here. First time
04:44
04:44 I'm trying this one, by the way, buddy.
04:46
04:46 There we go.
04:52
04:52 I'm getting more peach flavor. Actually,
04:54
04:54 back end. Little bit of yuzu. Little
04:57
04:57 bit. Just a little bit. But mostly
04:58
04:58 peach. Mostly peach. This tastes like a
05:01
05:01 fresh peach. Like if you had like a
05:03
05:03 juicy juicy supple ripe peach and you
05:07
05:07 just took a big old [ __ ] bite at it.
05:10
05:10 This is what this tastes like. It's
05:12
05:12 good. It's good. Uh shilling though.
05:14
05:14 These guys almost never miss. Almost
05:16
05:16 never miss. There's been a few of them.
05:18
05:18 That maple one I had for Christmas. That
05:20
05:20 one was [ __ ] terrible. But yeah, this
05:22
05:22 one pretty good. Pretty good. This is
05:23
05:23 only uh 6.5. So I'm not going to get
05:25
05:25 totally crazy. Uh so there you go,
05:27
05:27 buddy. Cheers. Chilling.
05:29
05:29 >> Cheers, buddy. Cheers. Hey, that maple
05:31
05:31 one. That was That That was a special
05:32
05:32 edition though, wasn't it?
05:33
05:33 >> That was also another special edition.
05:34
05:34 Limited edition.
05:35
05:35 >> So, they might not come back with that
05:37
05:37 one.
05:37
05:37 >> Yeah, probably. I hope not. Honestly, I
05:38
05:38 really hope not.
05:39
05:39 >> Don't bring that back.
05:40
05:40 >> Yeah.
05:42
05:42 >> Something to not bring back. Yeah.
05:44
05:44 >> Hey, buddy. I know that uh we talked a
05:46
05:46 little bit um before this. Oh, also
05:48
05:48 there's a little uh there's a little uh
05:50
05:50 sloth on here. Look, little sleuth on
05:53
05:53 the pretty guy. Pretty cute guy. I know
05:56
05:56 we talked a little bit before we started
05:57
05:57 recording. Um, uh, did you have a
05:59
05:59 question of the day this time?
06:01
06:01 >> I I do have a question of the day. And I
06:03
06:03 feel like sometimes when I'm not wearing
06:04
06:04 a hat, like Sean had to remind me when
06:06
06:06 we started recording that I wasn't
06:08
06:08 wearing a hat today. So, uh, I'm uh,
06:11
06:11 what was it called? Um, hat uh, what is
06:13
06:13 it called again? Um,
06:15
06:15 >> no, no. Uh, hat fishing. I'm not hating.
06:17
06:17 >> Oh, you're not hating this week. Yes,
06:19
06:19 there you go. Hatfishing.
06:20
06:20 >> This is a non hatfish episode. Yeah. So,
06:24
06:24 there's my forehead, everybody, if you
06:25
06:25 haven't seen it before. Um,
06:26
06:26 >> it's beautiful, by the way. Beautiful
06:27
06:27 forehead.
06:28
06:28 >> Beautiful word. Yeah.
06:29
06:29 >> Probably one of the best for I've ever
06:31
06:31 seen.
06:32
06:32 >> I do I do have a question of the day.
06:35
06:35 And this is, you know, it's it's funny
06:37
06:37 how these things pop up because I just I
06:38
06:38 got a kick out of this one. And I need
06:40
06:40 to know, Sean.
06:41
06:41 >> Sure.
06:42
06:42 >> If you if you ever if you've ever had
06:46
06:46 what they call the meat sweats.
06:53
06:53 Sorry, I took a sip as Joshua was asking
06:55
06:55 me that question. Uh yes, buddy. Yes, I
06:57
06:57 have. Um
06:59
06:59 >> and that is that is not only because I
07:01
07:01 have IBS, right? So it's like every day
07:03
07:03 is a meat sweat for me. Uh but it's also
07:06
07:06 because I do know what that feeling is,
07:08
07:08 bro. I know what the meat sweats feeling
07:09
07:09 is. Uh is there a reason why you have
07:13
07:13 have this question this week?
07:15
07:15 >> Uh okay. So basically what happened is
07:17
07:17 I've been on this like carnival
07:19
07:19 carnivore thing where I've been I've
07:21
07:21 really just been Yeah. Like I have
07:23
07:23 >> nothing but funnel cake and candy corn.
07:25
07:25 >> Like I mean sure I've been eating other
07:27
07:27 things, right? But I I have been kind of
07:29
07:29 craving, you know, like a steak or just
07:31
07:31 like I'll eat like my girlfriend makes
07:33
07:33 fun of me all the time because I'll just
07:35
07:35 eat salami,
07:36
07:36 >> you know. I grew up just like biting
07:37
07:37 chunks of salami, you know, you can buy
07:39
07:39 the big salami.
07:40
07:40 >> Yeah.
07:40
07:40 >> Tube or whatever it's called. Yeah. And
07:42
07:42 you I remember as a kid we just like
07:44
07:44 bite on those things. We just eat those
07:45
07:45 things, right?
07:46
07:46 >> Like slimy basically.
07:48
07:48 >> Yeah. Basically like a mega size slim
07:50
07:50 gym. So, I you know, occasionally I'll
07:51
07:51 just come home and I'll just like snack
07:52
07:52 on that and I won't actually have like a
07:55
07:55 full-on dinner or like a like I won't
07:57
07:57 make the sandwich. I'll just eat like
07:59
07:59 the meat that would go in the sandwich.
08:00
08:00 I guess you
08:01
08:01 >> just eat the protein. Yeah.
08:03
08:03 >> Yeah. So, when I was So, fast forward to
08:05
08:05 I was coming back from lunch and I was
08:07
08:07 talking to one of my co-orker and I was
08:09
08:09 like he's like, "Oh, Jeff, for lunch and
08:10
08:10 I was like, "Hey, bro. I just had meat."
08:13
08:13 And he was like, "Oh, dude, so you're
08:15
08:15 you're about to get the meat sweats,
08:16
08:16 aren't you?" And I was like, "What the
08:17
08:17 fuck?" like the meat sweats. So, long
08:21
08:21 story short, he sends me this link, you
08:23
08:23 know, to like what the meat sweats. I
08:25
08:25 thought he was trolling, but I had no
08:28
08:28 idea
08:28
08:28 >> because the protein it takes what is it?
08:31
08:31 Cuz I had to look this up, too. Right.
08:33
08:33 So, protein takes more energy to break
08:35
08:35 down in the body than carb or fat. So it
08:37
08:37 so it roughly um takes 15 to 25% more
08:42
08:42 energy of your body to like break it
08:44
08:44 down which is what causes the body to
08:47
08:47 sweat.
08:47
08:47 >> Yeah.
08:48
08:48 >> So I had no idea because meat the way
08:52
08:52 the body breaks it down. There is a
08:54
08:54 thing called the meat sweats.
08:56
08:56 >> So I had to I had to know you know if
08:60
08:60 you knew what the meat sweats were cuz
09:02
09:02 it was freaking hilarious. Um, maybe not
09:04
09:04 as funny as we're talking about it now,
09:06
09:06 but I'm curious to know if anybody else
09:08
09:08 out there listening to us, uh, we do
09:10
09:10 have a few new subscribers. Like, if you
09:12
09:12 know what the meat sweats were, like I
09:14
09:14 had no idea, but at least now I know
09:16
09:16 when I'm gobbling down meat, you know,
09:18
09:18 like a pure carnivore when I start to
09:20
09:20 get a little sweaty. At least I know
09:22
09:22 what's going down in my body cuz I had
09:23
09:23 no idea before. The meat.
09:25
09:25 >> Yeah. So, that that meat sweats feeling
09:27
09:27 usually is accompanied by having to use
09:29
09:29 the restroom. uh for most people uh
09:32
09:32 myself included in that one. Uh and
09:35
09:35 yeah, the meat sweats like when you're
09:36
09:36 taking a dump and you got the meat
09:38
09:38 sweats going at the same time, bro. That
09:40
09:40 is that is the the duo combo that uh
09:43
09:43 McDonald's doesn't want to tell you
09:45
09:45 about. That's that's that's a fun find
09:48
09:48 for you. Really,
09:51
09:51 >> man? That No, that that's actually
09:52
09:52 pretty Yeah, it was funny. I was hoping
09:54
09:54 you wouldn't know what that was cuz I
09:55
09:55 was going to troll a little bit. But um
09:57
09:57 you know I had a list of what the meat
09:59
09:59 sweats could have been for you. But
10:00
10:00 >> wait, can I hear the list?
10:01
10:01 >> Nope. Nope. It's too late now. It's too
10:03
10:03 late now. You know what it is.
10:04
10:04 >> I mean, I don't know what it is. What?
10:05
10:05 What are meat sweats?
10:06
10:06 >> Nope. It's too bad. We got
10:08
10:08 >> Are those just pants that you wear?
10:10
10:10 >> Yeah, right.
10:13
10:13 >> No, but yeah, that was my fun question
10:15
10:15 of the day. I don't know. It made me I
10:17
10:17 laughed so hard when I heard about that.
10:18
10:18 Uh but apparently I'm late to the party.
10:20
10:20 >> Yeah, just a little bit. Just a little
10:22
10:22 bit.
10:22
10:22 >> Yeah. Um, but there you go, buddy.
10:24
10:24 That's my question.
10:24
10:24 >> I got to fix my hat real quick. Vamp for
10:26
10:26 a second. Hang on.
10:27
10:27 >> No, do what you got to do. You know,
10:29
10:29 sometimes we come on here and, you know,
10:31
10:31 we don't have a makeup room. We don't We
10:33
10:33 just, you know, show up to the studio.
10:36
10:36 >> Yeah. We need a costumeist or something
10:37
10:37 like we need like one of those people
10:38
10:38 who do do like the face paints or
10:40
10:40 whatever. The uh the the makeup artists.
10:44
10:44 That's the word I was looking for.
10:45
10:45 Makeup artists. Yeah, we need one of
10:46
10:46 those for like Halloween and [ __ ] Maybe
10:48
10:48 we hire one, buddy. Charge it out to the
10:50
10:50 company.
10:51
10:51 >> I mean, I know I need something. And I
10:52
10:52 get a little hot in here. I get a little
10:53
10:53 glossy. I've seen some of the the
10:55
10:55 rewinds of the tape and uh yeah, I do
10:58
10:58 get a little glossy.
10:59
10:59 >> Can you imagine though if we had a
11:00
11:00 makeup artist like during like the AI
11:03
11:03 radio song uh they just come out and
11:05
11:05 like [ __ ] pat your face down
11:08
11:08 >> a little like take the gloss off, right?
11:10
11:10 >> That'd be great.
11:11
11:11 >> That'd be wonderful. I'd love that. I'd
11:13
11:13 love that.
11:13
11:13 >> Yeah. Put Put that on the uh the to-do
11:16
11:16 list to hire. Actually
11:17
11:17 >> to hire. Yes. Yes. one day. If you want
11:19
11:19 to go pro bono, as Joshua said the
11:21
11:21 previous week, uh, and be our makeup
11:23
11:23 artist, please let us know.
11:25
11:25 >> We're two different states, so uh,
11:27
11:27 figure that one out.
11:29
11:29 >> Yeah. Be fun.
11:30
11:30 >> Yeah. See, you got anything else before
11:32
11:32 we get into it or or, uh,
11:33
11:33 >> hey, you know what? Well, yeah. Well,
11:35
11:35 you take a little sippy sip there. Um,
11:38
11:38 >> nothing nothing really come to mind, but
11:39
11:39 I I just want to apologize for the last
11:41
11:41 episode that we did for last week. I
11:43
11:43 feel like that episode was really
11:45
11:45 negative. It came off really really
11:47
11:47 negative and I think I think it stemmed
11:50
11:50 from just Joshua coming at me with that
11:52
11:52 Gizzy song. You know, there might have
11:54
11:54 just been some underlying hate there and
11:56
11:56 I just wanted to apologize to everybody
11:57
11:57 for for me being very upset about it.
11:60
11:60 You know, uh whether or not he knew I
12:01
12:01 was upset about it or not. Um you know,
12:04
12:04 just to say this right now, I I texted
12:06
12:06 Joshua a little earlier today saying
12:08
12:08 that uh there was a short that was being
12:10
12:10 released um
12:12
12:12 >> with the Gizzy song incorporated into
12:14
12:14 it. And I told him, "Hey, if this song
12:16
12:16 doesn't get over a thousand plays on our
12:19
12:19 YouTube channel analytics, uh his AI
12:23
12:23 radio songs are going to be revoked."
12:25
12:25 And Joshua, needless to say, uh that
12:28
12:28 video did not do well.
12:30
12:30 >> Okay, that's fine.
12:31
12:31 >> But but I will say this, I got to give
12:34
12:34 credit where credit is due. All right,
12:36
12:36 that video currently sits at uh close to
12:39
12:39 650 plays, right? We usually average
12:41
12:41 about 1,500, which we're a small
12:43
12:43 channel, right? We're a small channel.
12:44
12:44 We don't we don't do a lot of views on
12:45
12:45 this stuff. Uh but I will say that video
12:48
12:48 did bring in one subscriber. So I got to
12:50
12:50 give credit where credit is due. Someone
12:52
12:52 enjoyed it enough to say, "Hey, I like
12:55
12:55 these boys." You know what? I I'll bring
12:58
12:58 it. I'll watch it. I'll watch it. So to
12:59
12:59 that person, if you are watching this
13:01
13:01 episode, we appreciate you specifically
13:03
13:03 this week. Uh thank you for watching.
13:05
13:05 Thank you for listening. Uh buddy, let's
13:07
13:07 head on over to the chat with us section
13:08
13:08 now because that's all I have to say on
13:10
13:10 that. And uh let's talk about that. So,
13:12
13:12 chat with us is basically the topics
13:14
13:14 that we're going to talk about for the
13:15
13:15 week uh between Joshua and I, your two
13:17
13:17 new best friends. Hello, welcome.
13:18
13:18 Episode 142. I didn't say that at the
13:20
13:20 beginning of the episode, so here it is.
13:22
13:22 142. Uh and they are as followed. Number
13:25
13:25 one, new fear unlocked. Oh no, I can't
13:29
13:29 wait. I can't wait. Uh number two is
13:32
13:32 exclusive.
13:34
13:34 Number three is hero to zero. I think
13:36
13:36 we've had this topic before. It sounds
13:38
13:38 familiar. And then number four is time
13:41
13:41 capsule, which I'm also very curious
13:44
13:44 about. But before we get to any of that,
13:46
13:46 buddy, hey, sorry for the delayed out
13:48
13:48 live. We have new merch in the shop. Uh
13:50
13:50 I was going to wear it this week, but it
13:52
13:52 actually it's coming a few days from
13:54
13:54 now. Uh so it's actually going to be
13:55
13:55 here tomorrow, so I won't be able to
13:57
13:57 wear it this week. So next week, you'll
13:59
13:59 see me in the new Summerween merch that
14:01
14:01 we have going on. But I'm wearing uh one
14:03
14:03 of the Halloween exclusive merch uh
14:06
14:06 drops that we did. And Joshua and I
14:07
14:07 talked about this last Sorry, not last
14:09
14:09 episode. It was after last episode,
14:11
14:11 which we didn't film. Uh, but we're
14:13
14:13 actually going to put out all the shirts
14:14
14:14 that we dropped as the limited edition
14:16
14:16 releases uh come December. So, if you
14:19
14:19 miss something in that drop uh window,
14:21
14:21 December will be the time that you guys
14:23
14:23 can get it uh and you can purchase it
14:25
14:25 then for Christmas or after Christmas,
14:27
14:27 but then after December, we're going to
14:28
14:28 take them off and then you won't get it
14:30
14:30 until either next year uh or it may not
14:33
14:33 be available again until that next
14:35
14:35 December. So, that's what Joshua and I
14:37
14:37 are doing. That's our marketing
14:38
14:38 campaign. So, if you like this shirt,
14:40
14:40 uh, you can get it in December. So,
14:43
14:43 there's that. Uh, but buddy, let's head
14:45
14:45 on over to New Fear Unlocked. I'm done
14:47
14:47 talking. I'm going to drink my yuzu now.
14:49
14:49 Okay. All right. So, New Fear Unlocked.
14:51
14:51 This is just again, we try to keep it
14:53
14:53 fun. Like Sean always says, this isn't
14:54
14:54 one of those these political crazy, you
14:57
14:57 know, we're going to drive some kind of
14:59
14:59 idea into your head. We just like to
15:01
15:01 have a little bit of fun and and
15:03
15:03 occasionally we'll we'll touch on some
15:05
15:05 social topics. But Sean, I came across a
15:08
15:08 couple things when it comes to new
15:09
15:09 fears. And I I have some questions about
15:12
15:12 these fears, and I want to know if these
15:14
15:14 are fears of yours. And the areas we're
15:18
15:18 going to touch on is they're going to be
15:20
15:20 social, they're going to be workrelated,
15:22
15:22 and then I have my fun but new fear
15:27
15:27 bonus one at the very end of this. So
15:30
15:30 stay tuned for that because that is the
15:32
15:32 one I really want to talk about. Um, but
15:35
15:35 we got to, you know, fluff it up a
15:37
15:37 little bit with these first. So, Sean,
15:38
15:38 new fears unlocked. I got to hit you
15:40
15:40 with this one.
15:41
15:41 >> I'm ready. So, Sean, let's get it,
15:42
15:42 buddy.
15:43
15:43 >> Here we go.
15:44
15:44 >> Sean,
15:46
15:46 >> how about a fear of the moment you try
15:49
15:49 to smile at someone and they don't smile
15:51
15:51 back?
15:52
15:52 >> Is that a fear that you have? So, you,
15:54
15:54 you know, you smile at somebody and they
15:56
15:56 don't smile back at you?
15:58
15:58 >> Uh, no. No, not really. Uh, because I
16:00
16:00 smile at a lot of people. I'm a pretty
16:02
16:02 friendly guy, right? And I feel like
16:04
16:04 when people don't smile back at you, uh,
16:06
16:06 they're either one, just being a dick,
16:09
16:09 or two, they're just like in their own
16:10
16:10 little world, right? So I I don't I
16:13
16:13 don't fear that at all. It's not like
16:14
16:14 something that I'm like, "Yeah, I'm not
16:16
16:16 just like, "Oh my god, they didn't smile
16:17
16:17 back at me. Oh my god." Yeah. It's not
16:19
16:19 me. Yeah. No.
16:20
16:20 >> Okay. Okay. Cuz then that means you're
16:22
16:22 not part of the 20 or 30% of people that
16:24
16:24 experiences this uh fear on the regular,
16:26
16:26 which is kind of nice cuz I'm
16:28
16:28 >> That's a lot of people though. That's a
16:29
16:29 lot of 20 to Did you say 20 to 30%?
16:32
16:32 >> 20? Yeah. 20 to 30% of people this is a
16:34
16:34 fear um out there that's that's around
16:37
16:37 you that people are it scares them if
16:39
16:39 they smile at somebody and they do not
16:41
16:41 smile back.
16:42
16:42 >> So moral of the story is just smile back
16:45
16:45 like what the [ __ ] It's not hard.
16:46
16:46 >> Right. Right. I'm I'm in the same boat
16:48
16:48 as you. Like I it doesn't bother me when
16:50
16:50 somebody doesn't smile back. I either I
16:52
16:52 either figure they didn't they didn't
16:53
16:53 see me or maybe they just have bad
16:54
16:54 teeth. I don't know. There might be two
16:57
16:57 sides.
16:57
16:57 >> Now I will say this though. I will say
16:58
16:58 this. If it is somebody that I know or
17:01
17:01 it's like a a co-orker who I'm kind of
17:03
17:03 fond with and they don't smile back,
17:05
17:05 then I have cause for concern. I
17:07
17:07 wouldn't say fear, but definitely cause
17:09
17:09 for concern like, "Hey, maybe
17:10
17:10 something's going on or maybe I should
17:12
17:12 talk to them, like figure out if if
17:14
17:14 everything's okay kind of thing." That's
17:15
17:15 that's where I get at. If somebody
17:16
17:16 doesn't
17:17
17:17 >> Yeah. Like if it's out of it's out of
17:18
17:18 character for them.
17:18
17:18 >> Yeah. If it's out of character. Yeah.
17:20
17:20 Thank you. Yeah. Exactly.
17:21
17:21 >> No, that makes sense. Okay. All right.
17:22
17:22 Uh this is the second one of the social
17:25
17:25 fears here. Sean, how about a fear of
17:28
17:28 misreading social cues?
17:31
17:31 >> Oo, I will I definitely say that's I
17:34
17:34 wouldn't say it's like a 100% fear, but
17:37
17:37 it's definitely something I'm very
17:38
17:38 conscious of. Uh because I I'm one of
17:41
17:41 those people who who just like you, we
17:44
17:44 we have a lot of acquaintances, right?
17:46
17:46 So, we know a lot of people and so we we
17:48
17:48 are pretty good at small talk and
17:50
17:50 there's a certain art to being able to
17:53
17:53 small talk and end conversation in a
17:56
17:56 moment of a lull where it this is where
18:00
18:00 the fear comes in for me is like having
18:03
18:03 like that ability to do that and like
18:06
18:06 not a like I don't know when when you
18:09
18:09 miss out on that social lull right and
18:12
18:12 like kind of can't get yourself out of
18:14
18:14 that situation that's that's That fear
18:16
18:16 that that's my fear. But I I don't know.
18:19
18:19 I don't I don't know. I guess I think
18:21
18:21 too much about this, right? I'm just
18:22
18:22 thinking too much about this. Uh I guess
18:25
18:25 I'm in a fear of this right now. This is
18:27
18:27 scaring me.
18:28
18:28 >> This is I'm just curious because
18:30
18:30 actually uh you would be a part of the
18:32
18:32 25 to 35% of people who regularly
18:35
18:35 experiences fear.
18:37
18:37 >> Yeah,
18:37
18:37 >> there's nothing wrong with it. Well,
18:38
18:38 your experience is normal. Yeah, I that
18:41
18:41 makes me happy because sometimes it is
18:42
18:42 hard to see those social cues, those
18:44
18:44 those those pauses when you can end a
18:46
18:46 conversation or when to end a
18:48
18:48 conversation or uh you know when to not
18:51
18:51 say weird things, right? Like sometimes
18:54
18:54 there is that that that barrier. So I I
18:57
18:57 I do I guess I would have that fear.
18:59
18:59 Yeah, for sure.
19:01
19:01 >> Yeah, I hear you on that one. And social
19:03
19:03 cues I mean [ __ ] dude. Like sometimes
19:04
19:04 for me social cues fly right over my
19:06
19:06 head. But I but I do pay attention to
19:09
19:09 like body language.
19:11
19:11 >> Ah yeah, body language. Good point.
19:12
19:12 >> Body language tends to say a lot about
19:14
19:14 somebody they're interested or
19:16
19:16 disinterested or whatever it is. And uh
19:19
19:19 sometimes the less interested you are in
19:21
19:21 somebody then that's less energy you got
19:22
19:22 to give to that person. So maybe it's a
19:24
19:24 good thing that uh you can pick up on
19:27
19:27 social cues uh because then it allows
19:29
19:29 you to bail in a situation because it's
19:31
19:31 just uncomfortable or weird. Anyways, so
19:34
19:34 >> yeah, so don't feel bad, you know, cuz
19:36
19:36 you are part of that percentage right
19:37
19:37 there.
19:38
19:38 >> So now moving on to the workrelated
19:41
19:41 uh fears.
19:42
19:42 >> Wait, wasn't there already one that was
19:44
19:44 workrelated?
19:45
19:45 >> No, no, those were just the the smiles
19:47
19:47 or we we use the example being at work,
19:49
19:49 you know, for the smiling at somebody,
19:51
19:51 but it wasn't.
19:52
19:52 >> Thank you. That's where I was getting
19:52
19:52 confused directly.
19:54
19:54 >> This yuzu is hitting me hard right now.
19:56
19:56 >> Yeah. I mean, most of us smile at
19:58
19:58 people. I mean, maybe maybe not. Um,
20:00
20:00 okay. Here we go. Work related. John,
20:02
20:02 how about being perceived as impatient?
20:08
20:08 >> Is that a fear of mine?
20:10
20:10 >> No.
20:10
20:10 >> Yeah. Like, no.
20:11
20:11 >> No, definitely not. Because I like the
20:13
20:13 idea of people fearing me and knowing
20:16
20:16 that I'm impatient because that also
20:19
20:19 means that they have a sense of urgency,
20:22
20:22 right? So, if they know that I'm
20:23
20:23 impatient, then they're going to be
20:26
20:26 reactive quicker or they're fired. One
20:30
20:30 of the two. One of the two.
20:32
20:32 >> Okay.
20:34
20:34 Okay. I didn't get a percentage for that
20:36
20:36 one, but I do have one for the next one.
20:38
20:38 How about being perceived as
20:41
20:41 incompetent?
20:44
20:44 >> That is definitely something I think
20:46
20:46 about. I wouldn't say I fear it. Um
20:49
20:49 incompetence
20:51
20:51 I I don't feel I I don't know kind of
20:53
20:53 along the same vein. I feel like I fear
20:56
20:56 more being misunderstood in my
20:59
20:59 communications or my verbal explanations
21:01
21:01 than I do incompetency. And I guess that
21:03
21:03 could be like me fearing incompetent
21:06
21:06 being incompetent because I can't
21:08
21:08 explain something correctly, right? That
21:10
21:10 would probably be the fear, but just
21:12
21:12 incompetence in general. No, I don't
21:14
21:14 fear that. But I do fear the
21:16
21:16 communication factor that could lead to
21:18
21:18 that.
21:19
21:19 >> Okay. Okay. Well, that's good because
21:20
21:20 around 43 to 51% of employees experience
21:24
21:24 what they call imposttor syndrome
21:26
21:26 related to self-doubt at work.
21:29
21:29 >> Yeah, I don't fear that. No, I know
21:30
21:30 where I belong, you know, and I belong
21:32
21:32 at the top.
21:34
21:34 >> I'm on top of the food chain, buddy.
21:35
21:35 >> I love that saying. I I love where I
21:37
21:37 belong. Love it.
21:38
21:38 >> No, I said I know where I belong, not I
21:41
21:41 love where I belong. I know where I
21:43
21:43 belong. Son of a [ __ ]
21:49
21:49 There you go. There's your active
21:50
21:50 listener for you, everybody.
21:51
21:51 >> Hey, wait. You didn't even answer the
21:53
21:53 questions. Did What about you? How do
21:54
21:54 you feel about anything?
21:55
21:55 >> Uh, what do I feel? You know, honestly,
21:58
21:58 I I feel like I'm I'm uh uh No. Uh
22:02
22:02 >> no to both.
22:02
22:02 >> No. No. To like I'm not No, I don't
22:05
22:05 think I'm in fear of any of those. No.
22:06
22:06 Either.
22:08
22:08 >> All right. Just ask.
22:09
22:09 >> I don't I'm trying.
22:10
22:10 >> You can't ask me in really introspective
22:12
22:12 questions and then only get my answer.
22:14
22:14 And then that's a one-sided podcast.
22:16
22:16 What is What is this?
22:19
22:19 >> All right, I'll answer this next one.
22:20
22:20 All right, here's one more work one and
22:21
22:21 I'll give you the bonus one that I
22:23
22:23 really want to get to. Uh how about this
22:25
22:25 one? The fear of having your personality
22:28
22:28 misunderstood.
22:30
22:30 >> Yeah, I would say this one is definitely
22:32
22:32 one uh that I'm very fearful. Uh I had a
22:34
22:34 I had a situation happen to me a while
22:36
22:36 ago with a co-orker uh where my
22:39
22:39 personality at work is one of two
22:42
22:42 things. It is very either one, sarcastic
22:45
22:45 and dry or two, very joyful and
22:48
22:48 outgoing. And in one of these
22:50
22:50 situations, I was very sarcastic and
22:52
22:52 dry. And this person really didn't know
22:54
22:54 who I am as a person. They just got
22:56
22:56 hired. They didn't understand what like
22:58
22:58 my vibe is. Uh, and they kind of they
23:01
23:01 kind of like took a step back, not
23:05
23:05 physically, but like just, you know,
23:07
23:07 kind of mentally took a step back and
23:08
23:08 was like, "Oh, oh, is this kind of like
23:10
23:10 how he is all the time?" kind of thing.
23:11
23:11 And then I had to go up and apologize
23:13
23:13 and be like, "Hey, just so you know,
23:14
23:14 like I was just being sarcastic, like
23:16
23:16 this is kind of just who I am, right?"
23:18
23:18 And so I would definitely say this this
23:19
23:19 is probably one of my fears. So,
23:22
23:22 >> okay. Yeah, I I I would agree. I'll give
23:24
23:24 you the percentage just uh because we're
23:26
23:26 there. Uh about 46% of employees feel
23:30
23:30 misunderstood at work.
23:31
23:31 >> Oh.
23:32
23:32 >> And I like you fall into this 46 uh%
23:36
23:36 here. And it's only because I have a
23:38
23:38 wide range of uh I feel like I'm pretty
23:41
23:41 dynamic when it comes to like how I talk
23:42
23:42 to people. You know, you know, every
23:44
23:44 audience is different. This one is very
23:46
23:46 unique in the sense that we record this.
23:48
23:48 You know, there's listeners out there,
23:50
23:50 there's subscribers, there's a community
23:51
23:51 out there. We all have fun. Um and I
23:53
23:53 think by now most of you get who we are.
23:55
23:55 Um but there is the fear of, you know,
23:58
23:58 that sometimes that creeps in like like
24:00
24:00 that was a joke. I'm not, you know, what
24:02
24:02 I said shouldn't be taken that serious.
24:05
24:05 What I always do is I always give the
24:07
24:07 person the opportunity to approach me.
24:11
24:11 Like if say if I I if they felt like I
24:13
24:13 did something wrong. What tends to
24:15
24:15 bother me is people who never talk to
24:18
24:18 you about how they felt or how you made
24:21
24:21 them felt feel rather um you know the
24:24
24:24 communic communication part of it
24:25
24:25 because if if you don't have the
24:26
24:26 opportunity to kind of like say hey this
24:28
24:28 is what I really meant by this or hey
24:30
24:30 this is how I I'm sorry you
24:32
24:32 misinterpreted this but like
24:34
24:34 >> I value the people who who kind of like
24:36
24:36 will come back to you and and uh give
24:38
24:38 you the opportunity but
24:40
24:40 >> you know so yeah that is kind of a fear
24:42
24:42 of mine as well to be misunderstood
24:44
24:44 Because I think generally um I'm pretty
24:47
24:47 easygoing, but my humor like yours can
24:49
24:49 be a little raw. It can be a little
24:51
24:51 >> can be a little dry.
24:53
24:53 >> Yeah, it can be a little dry. Yeah. So,
24:56
24:56 uh it's nice when people do understand
24:57
24:57 you, but if they don't, they don't. It's
24:59
24:59 fine. Not Not everybody's meant to get
25:01
25:01 every one of us. But, um
25:02
25:02 >> yeah, that's that's a that's a fear of
25:04
25:04 mine. I can I can be very honest about
25:06
25:06 that.
25:07
25:07 >> But now to the bonus one. Sean, this is
25:08
25:08 the one I really wanted. Let's go. this.
25:11
25:11 Okay, this is where this the idea of the
25:14
25:14 new fear unlocked actually was born. Um,
25:18
25:18 okay. So, here you go. So, I I read a
25:20
25:20 post on uh this was actually was a it
25:23
25:23 was a it was a post on Instagram from
25:25
25:25 the New York Times and and it had
25:27
25:27 something to do that happened over the
25:28
25:28 Fourth of July uh weekend. So, I guess
25:31
25:31 over the Fourth of July weekend, a teen
25:32
25:32 was rushed to the hospital where they
25:34
25:34 had to remove parts of his bowel because
25:37
25:37 he consumed tiny pieces of metal from
25:40
25:40 the grill brush. You know, the brushes
25:42
25:42 that the brushes that people use to
25:44
25:44 clean the grill.
25:46
25:46 >> Parts of the brush were embedded in the
25:48
25:48 burger that he ate.
25:50
25:50 >> Oh, no.
25:51
25:51 >> So, I currently do clean my grill
25:56
25:56 >> with one of these wire brushes. These
25:58
25:58 things are sold in every hardware store.
26:01
26:01 >> They're pretty effective. But now with
26:03
26:03 this new fear,
26:05
26:05 >> I am not sure I'm going to be scrubbing
26:07
26:07 any girl or possibly eating anything off
26:10
26:10 your grill if you're using one of these
26:12
26:12 metal brushes cuz that's pretty it's
26:15
26:15 pretty scary if you think about it.
26:16
26:16 >> I mean, that is definitely a fear. Um,
26:19
26:19 but I will say this, once I discovered
26:21
26:21 the onion method,
26:23
26:23 okay,
26:24
26:24 >> the grill brushes are all gone, bro. The
26:27
26:27 onion method is superior, right? I use a
26:30
26:30 raw onion. I take that with my little
26:32
26:32 hand here, my big old mitt, and then I
26:34
26:34 just rub that little raw onion all over
26:36
26:36 the [ __ ] grill. And that cleans that
26:38
26:38 [ __ ] pretty damn well, dude.
26:40
26:40 It's honestly about as good as one of
26:43
26:43 those wire brushes. And more seasoning.
26:47
26:47 It's honestly even better. Even better,
26:49
26:49 buddy. So, I suggest you use the onion
26:51
26:51 method.
26:52
26:52 >> Okay. Thank you. Yeah, cuz I mean that
26:54
26:54 scared the [ __ ] out of me. That was that
26:56
26:56 was initially how the new fear unlocked
26:58
26:58 was born and then I just kind of came up
27:00
27:00 with some other fun stuff that I found
27:02
27:02 online. But uh there you go, Sean. That
27:03
27:03 is the new fear unlocked for me, buddy.
27:05
27:05 Uh I'm going to be using the onion going
27:07
27:07 forward. Thank you. Thank you. Thank
27:09
27:09 you. Yes. Let me know how it works for
27:10
27:10 you. I I'd appreciate that.
27:13
27:13 >> All right. What do we got next?
27:14
27:14 >> All right, buddy. Let's move on to
27:16
27:16 exclusive.
27:18
27:18 Uh and this is Listen, listen everybody.
27:21
27:21 Everybody.
27:22
27:22 >> Oh no. So, that last topic was Joshua's
27:24
27:24 topic. All right. Joshua has three
27:26
27:26 topics in here. I only have one this
27:28
27:28 week. I only have one for a very
27:30
27:30 specific reason because it matters,
27:32
27:32 folks. It matters. Nia, hit him with the
27:35
27:35 intro if there is one. I don't know.
27:37
27:37 She's going to figure it out. Joshua,
27:38
27:38 this is this week's World Cup update.
27:42
27:42 All right. This is the World Cup update
27:45
27:45 specifically for the northern region of
27:50
27:50 the uh um the world uh Canada, United
27:54
27:54 States, Mexico. Uh this is the update.
27:57
27:57 Uh Joshua
27:59
27:59 uh the update is everybody's gone.
28:02
28:02 All of the teams lost, buddy. All of the
28:05
28:05 teams lost in spectacular fashion, bro.
28:09
28:09 In spectacular fashion. All right,
28:12
28:12 Mexico got eliminated in what felt like
28:15
28:15 a heartbreaker. Uh I watched that game
28:17
28:17 but partially uh because the team that I
28:20
28:20 saw was not the same team that beat
28:22
28:22 their previous opponent and it just
28:24
28:24 looked sad, right? I it was just sad.
28:26
28:26 They just barely lost it, right? They
28:28
28:28 lost all the hopes and dreams. And then
28:30
28:30 I saw the US game versus Belgium and
28:33
28:33 that US team got their butts handed to
28:37
28:37 them, dude. they they just stopped
28:40
28:40 playing and there was no rhyme or reason
28:43
28:43 to it and uh it was fun to watch the uh
28:46
28:46 all the America watch parties and uh see
28:48
28:48 the sad side people. Um it made my heart
28:51
28:51 a little bit happy. Uh just putting that
28:53
28:53 out there. But that is your update. All
28:57
28:57 the teams are eliminated. But Joshua,
28:59
28:59 this week I was able I was able buddy,
29:02
29:02 you're welcome for this by the way. This
29:04
29:04 took a lot. Also, the credit card, I'm
29:06
29:06 sorry for little a is going to show a
29:07
29:07 few char a few charges on there because
29:09
29:09 I have an exclusive interview, buddy. I
29:11
29:11 have an exclusive interview with the
29:14
29:14 actual FIFA football that was in all of
29:18
29:18 the games for Canada, United States, and
29:22
29:22 Mexico. I had him do a little a little
29:24
29:24 question. I sent a little few questions
29:25
29:25 to him. Uh, and I'm going to play those
29:27
29:27 things out for you right now. Uh, and
29:29
29:29 for the people watching, go ahead and
29:31
29:31 enjoy this. And for those of you
29:32
29:32 listening, uh, this is the actual FIFA
29:34
29:34 football, uh, that was in all of those
29:37
29:37 games, buddy. So, I'm gonna go ahead and
29:38
29:38 share Oh, [ __ ] Sorry about that. I'm
29:41
29:41 gonna go ahead and share my screen.
29:42
29:42 Clicked the wrong button. Uh, with
29:43
29:43 Joshua, and for everybody watching and
29:45
29:45 listening, just keep on doing your thing
29:46
29:46 here. Uh, but Joshua, let's let's hear
29:48
29:48 this interview uh with the official
29:51
29:51 football from FIFA. Oh, hey guys. It's
29:55
29:55 me, Benny the Ball. Uh, thank you for
29:58
29:58 letting me do this interview uh to talk
30:00
30:00 about uh the FIFA World Cup. Uh, I think
30:04
30:04 you guys sent me some questions and uh I
30:06
30:06 can't wait to answer them. So, here we
30:08
30:08 go. Uh, question number one is, uh, how
30:12
30:12 did you become a FIFA football? Uh,
30:15
30:15 well, the answer is pretty simple. Uh, I
30:18
30:18 was on an island. I was being kicked
30:20
30:20 around by kids and, uh, adults. And then
30:24
30:24 one day I woke up and I was on a field
30:26
30:26 in uh Seattle, which was pretty cool.
30:31
30:31 Okay.
30:33
30:33 >> Yeah, we're almost there. We're almost
30:34
30:34 there.
30:35
30:35 >> Uh next question is, between each
30:38
30:38 country, who was your favorite foot? Uh
30:41
30:41 well, Charles, uh he was my favorite
30:44
30:44 foot. He was the Belgium guy who scored
30:47
30:47 like a billion goals against the United
30:49
30:49 States, which was pretty pretty awesome.
30:52
30:52 Uh, and followup to that question, um,
30:56
30:56 do footballs have feet fetishes?
31:00
31:00 Well, you know, here at FIFA, we don't
31:04
31:04 king shame and uh, a lot of us just
31:08
31:08 enjoy being hit really hard.
31:14
31:14 >> Jesus, he's almost he's almost there.
31:16
31:16 Sorry, I have to do this in parts,
31:17
31:17 everybody.
31:18
31:18 >> Yeah, it's fine.
31:20
31:20 Final question here is uh was the game
31:23
31:23 rigged? Uh depending on who you really
31:26
31:26 ask, uh you know, we're not liable to
31:30
31:30 say, but let me just put it this way. My
31:33
31:33 uh bank account thanks everybody who put
31:36
31:36 in bets.
31:38
31:38 Uh one final one here. One
31:40
31:40 and on behalf of FIFA and everyone here
31:43
31:43 at the World Cup, uh I just want to say
31:46
31:46 thank you to come. uh that's Canada,
31:49
31:49 United States, Mexico, uh for allowing
31:52
31:52 me to be a part of the game and uh
31:56
31:56 enjoying my time here. Uh until next
31:59
31:59 time, uh my name is Benny and uh thank
32:02
32:02 you again, guys, for having me on.
32:05
32:05 Appreciate it.
32:06
32:06 >> Thank you, Benny, uh for giving us that
32:08
32:08 exclusive interview. Uh
32:10
32:10 >> wow.
32:10
32:10 >> Only here available on Sorry for Little
32:12
32:12 Le. Uh, you know, Joshua, I don't
32:15
32:15 consider myself to be a journalist of
32:17
32:17 any sort, but uh, I think Benny really
32:20
32:20 gave us a perspective on the football
32:22
32:22 aspect of football. Uh, how do how do
32:25
32:25 you feel about that?
32:26
32:26 >> Well, you know, if you're live on the
32:27
32:27 field like Benny was, I mean, you're
32:30
32:30 you're going to know, not like hands on,
32:32
32:32 but he's foot on, you know, he's there.
32:35
32:35 He's he's
32:36
32:36 >> he's on the field. Um, that's pretty
32:38
32:38 cool, you know. I mean, congratulations,
32:40
32:40 Benny. I don't see you in four years.
32:42
32:42 Just like Big Frank, we get to see you
32:43
32:43 once a year. Now we get to see Benny in
32:46
32:46 >> We'll see Benny in four years, bro. You
32:48
32:48 know,
32:48
32:48 >> uh yeah,
32:50
32:50 >> Benny and Frank.
32:51
32:51 >> Benny and Frank, bro. Uh if you don't
32:53
32:53 know who Big Frank is, Big Frank is our
32:55
32:55 recurring character. He's our He's our
32:57
32:57 [ __ ] badass friend. If you have a
32:58
32:58 fetish really for Big Frank, head on
33:01
33:01 over to Sorry for a little late out live
33:02
33:02 and check out some of our Halloween
33:04
33:04 specials that we've done. Uh and you can
33:05
33:05 see Big Frank. But yeah, Benny, dude,
33:07
33:07 Benny cost us a lot of money. Joshua,
33:10
33:10 I'm just just throwing that out there,
33:12
33:12 buddy. You may want to check that. Sorry
33:13
33:13 for the little late credit card. Um,
33:15
33:15 which was a mistake to give to me. So,
33:17
33:17 there you go.
33:18
33:18 >> Uh, but you know what is not a mistake,
33:20
33:20 Joshua?
33:21
33:21 >> What's not
33:21
33:21 >> is the AI song for the week. So, Joshua
33:25
33:25 has his AI song revoked for this week
33:27
33:27 and possibly next week. Um,
33:30
33:30 >> which allows me to set the stage after
33:33
33:33 Benny set the stage for us. Joshua, this
33:36
33:36 next AI track I'm going to play for you
33:38
33:38 is called Dreams Are for Winners,
33:41
33:41 >> and it was written by me, yourself truly
33:44
33:44 here, uh, Mr. Sean here, right on the
33:47
33:47 side, boy. So, let's go ahead and take a
33:49
33:49 sip, take a breath, take a moment, and
33:52
33:52 listen to this wonderful AI song this
33:56
33:56 week, my dude. Here you go. Enjoy.
34:12
34:12 I click off the TV, turn my head away.
34:16
34:16 My team just lost again, and I'm mad all
34:18
34:18 day. How could they do this?
34:23
34:23 Don't they know I'm all in?
34:27
34:27 >> I let my tears fall. Race to my room,
34:30
34:30 >> jump into bed,
34:32
34:32 >> scream into my pillow. If I was there, I
34:35
34:35 would have made that play. If I was
34:38
34:38 there, I would have won that game. And
34:41
34:41 dreams are for winners.
34:44
34:44 And I'm not there yet.
34:51
34:51 I stare at my sneakers by the bedroom
34:54
34:54 door. Well, they've never seen a stadium
34:57
34:57 or heard a crowd roar. But maybe every
34:59
34:59 champion started where I stand. Throwing
35:02
35:02 dreams against a fence with a ball in
35:05
35:05 both hands. If I was there, I would have
35:08
35:08 made that play. If I was there, I would
35:11
35:11 have won that game. Dreams of four
35:14
35:14 winners.
35:16
35:16 And I'm not there yet.
35:22
35:22 But I click the TV back on.
35:25
35:25 >> Same old noise, same glare.
35:29
35:29 >> Tomorrow they'll play again
35:32
35:32 >> tomorrow. So will I.
35:36
35:36 >> Every loss becomes a reason.
35:40
35:40 >> Every dream's another try.
35:44
35:44 If I was there,
35:45
35:45 >> I would have made that play.
35:47
35:47 >> If I was there,
35:49
35:49 >> I would have won that game. Dreams are
35:51
35:51 for winners
35:54
35:54 >> and I'm not there yet.
36:19
36:19 There you go, buddy. That was the song
36:21
36:21 for the week. How did you feel about
36:23
36:23 that one, my dude?
36:25
36:25 >> I like that. I like the tune. The voice
36:27
36:27 sounds familiar.
36:28
36:28 >> Sound familiar, huh? A little bit.
36:30
36:30 >> Yeah. Yeah. A little The voice does
36:32
36:32 sound familiar, but I I did I did like
36:34
36:34 it. I liked it.
36:35
36:35 >> Yeah. I I was So, I was I got to be
36:38
36:38 honest, I was anticipating cuz you were
36:41
36:41 >> Oh, I know. I know what you were
36:42
36:42 anticipating
36:43
36:43 >> at a summertime vibe. So, so Sean Seawn
36:48
36:48 did say he kicked me off the reigns, but
36:49
36:49 more like I gave the reigns to him
36:51
36:51 >> and um I mean he gave me an assignment
36:55
36:55 and uh I gave it back to him and he did
36:58
36:58 not follow his own assignment. So
37:00
37:00 >> listen, the reason I didn't Okay, I got
37:02
37:02 to I have to explain myself. Let me let
37:04
37:04 me explain myself. I did tell Joshua
37:06
37:06 that I was going to make a more summer
37:08
37:08 catchy hit and I I do I have it. But
37:11
37:11 what had happened was I didn't get the
37:14
37:14 merch to go with the song. So once I get
37:17
37:17 the merch next week and you see me in
37:18
37:18 the beautiful summer stuff, then we're
37:21
37:21 going to kick off the summer [ __ ] man.
37:23
37:23 But I figured since Benny was our
37:24
37:24 exclusive guest, I wanted to write
37:27
37:27 something that was about people watching
37:29
37:29 a game and just getting upset about it,
37:31
37:31 dude. Cuz if I was there, bro, if I was
37:33
37:33 there,
37:34
37:34 >> they would have won that game. That's
37:36
37:36 the That's a simple course that I wrote
37:38
37:38 and you can't beat it, dude. You can't
37:39
37:39 beat it.
37:40
37:40 >> Yeah. No, that's that's good. Like I
37:41
37:41 said, original lyrics and and your
37:43
37:43 voice. I mean, somebody's voice. It
37:44
37:44 sounds a lot is in there.
37:46
37:46 >> Might have been who knows.
37:47
37:47 >> Yeah. Sounds pretty good. But okay. So,
37:50
37:50 does this mean next week you're still in
37:53
37:53 charge of the song? Is this is this
37:54
37:54 >> Listen, I'm going to be in I'm going to
37:56
37:56 be in charge of the songs until that
37:58
37:58 video. That short has 1,000 plus plays.
38:02
38:02 So, go ahead and watch that short
38:04
38:04 everybody. Watch me get upset at Joshua
38:06
38:06 for eating Lizzy's and uh you know let
38:09
38:09 Joshua take the reigns back. All right,
38:11
38:11 >> there you go.
38:12
38:12 >> There you go.
38:12
38:12 >> The quarter.
38:14
38:14 >> Maybe he can go from a hero to a zero.
38:18
38:18 Oh, wait. No, scratch that. Reverse it.
38:20
38:20 >> Zero to her. Hero to zero.
38:23
38:23 >> Yeah,
38:23
38:23 >> buddy. What's this about?
38:24
38:24 >> All right. Um Okay, cool, man. So, uh we
38:27
38:27 made it here and uh I think a lot of us
38:30
38:30 have an inner hero, but a lot of us also
38:32
38:32 have an inner zero. and whatever we ch
38:35
38:35 whatever we choose to pay attention to
38:38
38:38 is the person we got to deal with at the
38:40
38:40 end of the day. Um so this again some of
38:43
38:43 these things are born just in a pure
38:45
38:45 conversation. So I was talking to
38:46
38:46 somebody at work the other day and um we
38:49
38:49 we started talking about I don't know
38:52
38:52 how we got talk about but we started
38:53
38:53 talking about like saving people's lives
38:54
38:54 and like how we help people all day
38:56
38:56 long. And so she started to tell me how
38:59
38:59 when she was younger, she was put in a
39:01
39:01 position um out of the lake where she
39:04
39:04 had to swim out and she had to literally
39:07
39:07 save somebody's life. Like cuz she said
39:09
39:09 there was a kid out there, the kid was
39:11
39:11 drowning. So she swam out there, brought
39:13
39:13 the kid in, she gave him CPR, kid almost
39:15
39:15 drowned, this whole thing. And so we
39:17
39:17 started talking about this and
39:20
39:20 we we got to the point where like I
39:22
39:22 asked her, "Would you do this? Would you
39:24
39:24 do that same act today?" and she's like,
39:27
39:27 "Hell no, Joshua." She's like, "I can't
39:28
39:28 swim like that today. There's no way I'm
39:30
39:30 going to be out there saving somebody's
39:31
39:31 life. There's no way I'm She's a really
39:33
39:33 cool. I I love her to death." Um, but
39:37
39:37 she went from like that compassion, that
39:39
39:39 whole thing, saving somebody's life,
39:41
39:41 like that whole thing to like today, she
39:44
39:44 would not be that same hero. Not that
39:46
39:46 she would be a zero, but she's not
39:47
39:47 capable of of, you know, performing that
39:50
39:50 same act. So the question basically to
39:53
39:53 you Sean and to people listening is
39:56
39:56 when the opportunity arises to be a hero
39:60
40:00 or to make a difference in somebody's
40:02
40:02 life and this is the time to do it now.
40:05
40:05 >> Um or you forget how to swim and you let
40:08
40:08 somebody drown because you now are in
40:09
40:09 that like you're not in that position
40:11
40:11 anymore. Or the analogy I used when uh
40:14
40:14 me and uh when her and I were talking, I
40:17
40:17 was like the firefighter who knows how
40:19
40:19 to put the fire out, but he stands out
40:21
40:21 in front of the building and just
40:22
40:22 watches it burn. Like he is the hero.
40:24
40:24 >> He is the hero. Like you are the hero.
40:26
40:26 You have the ability to make a
40:28
40:28 difference at the time it's whatever is
40:31
40:31 happening.
40:32
40:32 >> But do we
40:34
40:34 what responsibility do we assume? you
40:36
40:36 know, do we do we try to be the hero or
40:39
40:39 do we just stay the zero even though
40:41
40:41 we're capable of doing? And this is the
40:42
40:42 conundrum I think a lot of us get into
40:44
40:44 these days. So, I'm just curious, Sean,
40:46
40:46 if you get put in a situation where
40:47
40:47 either you could be the hero or be the
40:51
40:51 zero, you know, in strong terms. Um,
40:56
40:56 >> you know, like what what are you going
40:58
40:58 to are you going to what are you going
40:59
40:59 to choose, you know, like I Okay, give
41:01
41:01 me a quick example. That's a very Okay.
41:03
41:03 So, if Sean was walking by a tree and
41:05
41:05 there was a cat stuck and he's tall, he
41:07
41:07 could grab the cat. Now, he's a hero.
41:09
41:09 Okay. Yeah. But now, if the cat is
41:12
41:12 seven, you know, stories up in the tree,
41:15
41:15 but he can climb. Is he going to get up
41:16
41:16 there? You know, like, so that's the
41:18
41:18 point is like, are we we are we being
41:20
41:20 heroes when these things are easy for us
41:22
41:22 to do? Are we going to challenge our own
41:24
41:24 selves to make a difference? Like, when
41:26
41:26 is it acceptable to be the person who we
41:28
41:28 can be versus like who we used to be?
41:30
41:30 You know, like
41:32
41:32 >> buddy, it's it's so funny to me the way
41:36
41:36 things happen in the universe, right? I
41:39
41:39 just need to preference this real quick.
41:43
41:43 Joshua and I do this podcast. We do it
41:46
41:46 for fun and most of the time we never
41:49
41:49 talk about the topics we're going to
41:50
41:50 bring up to the table. Like yes, we'll
41:52
41:52 kind of like sometimes we will,
41:54
41:54 sometimes we don't. This is one of the
41:55
41:55 things that we have not talked about and
41:57
41:57 I have to say this because something
41:58
41:58 just recently happened to me that falls
42:02
42:02 into this 100%.
42:04
42:04 >> Okay,
42:05
42:05 >> so I like it.
42:05
42:05 >> I'm going to say this because I know
42:07
42:07 that they are listening. I have another
42:09
42:09 co-orker who listens to this podcast.
42:10
42:10 Thank you so much for listening. I do
42:11
42:11 appreciate you and I know that you
42:13
42:13 listen and I I hope that we are
42:14
42:14 entertaining as much as I can be. Uh but
42:16
42:16 there was a situation that had happened
42:18
42:18 uh with them at work and myself
42:22
42:22 where a baby bird fell out of a tree.
42:25
42:25 Buddy, a baby bird fell out of a tree
42:28
42:28 and this baby bird was being attacked by
42:33
42:33 ravenous crows. All right, this baby
42:36
42:36 bird fell from the tree, broke its wing,
42:38
42:38 could not fly. So it was being attacked.
42:41
42:41 Mama bird, daddy bird over there
42:43
42:43 protecting its young, right? attacking
42:45
42:45 the [ __ ] thing, getting in there,
42:47
42:47 swooping down, making sure that it
42:48
42:48 wasn't getting attacked. And uh my
42:50
42:50 co-orker and I were over there and we
42:52
42:52 were we were watching this unfold. My
42:54
42:54 coworker was like, "I cannot let this
42:57
42:57 happen." Like, I can't let this happen.
42:59
42:59 And they were like, "I got to I got over
43:01
43:01 there and I got to save it. I got to do
43:02
43:02 something. I got to save it." And me,
43:05
43:05 I'm I'm back here going like this. Okay,
43:08
43:08 sure. Let's let's try to save it, right?
43:11
43:11 Let's try to save this thing, right? And
43:14
43:14 so, you know, offer some suggestions,
43:17
43:17 but there's really no saving this thing
43:19
43:19 in my mind, right? There's this is this
43:21
43:21 is me thinking, right? It's like, hey,
43:22
43:22 this is kind of just nature, right? This
43:24
43:24 is just nature at this point. Like, this
43:26
43:26 bird is going to get eaten no matter
43:27
43:27 what. And so, we attempt to save this
43:31
43:31 bird, but this bird, this little baby
43:33
43:33 bird, he he a baby bird. He he's he's
43:36
43:36 birdrained, right? He little brain. He
43:39
43:39 He's not thinking of us as saviors.
43:41
43:41 She's thinking of us as like the
43:43
43:43 predators, right? So, it's running away.
43:45
43:45 It's not listening. It's not doing
43:47
43:47 anything. And after a certain point, I
43:50
43:50 have to take my coworker aside and I
43:51
43:51 have to be like, "Listen, there's
43:54
43:54 nothing we can do here. And we need to
43:57
43:57 just go. Like, just don't worry about
43:59
43:59 this. This is no longer a thing." So,
44:03
44:03 buddy, in this situation,
44:06
44:06 >> I'm pretty sure I'm a zero on this one,
44:09
44:09 right? because there is no hero aspect
44:12
44:12 to me because I saw the writing on the
44:14
44:14 wall, right? I saw that this bird had a
44:17
44:17 short shelf life and I just had to say,
44:20
44:20 "Listen, let's cut our losses. We tried
44:23
44:23 and let's go on with our lives." So,
44:25
44:25 there you go. Um, yeah. I think most of
44:29
44:29 the time though in my life, I'm a zero
44:31
44:31 buddy. I I think I would like to think
44:33
44:33 that when there is an opportune time to
44:37
44:37 save someone's life, right? Like if I
44:39
44:39 was just in a situation, for example, a
44:41
44:41 situation where I would save somebody
44:42
44:42 would be like if I was just walking
44:45
44:45 along the street, right, and I saw
44:47
44:47 someone get into a car accident, right,
44:49
44:49 and they just like plowed, right? And I
44:52
44:52 was like right there and I could like
44:54
44:54 run to them and help open them open the
44:56
44:56 door and get them out in time. Like I
44:58
44:58 feel like I would do that. But
45:02
45:02 other than that, if it's not if it's not
45:05
45:05 if it's not something where I can
45:07
45:07 instantly help, then there's no point in
45:10
45:10 being a hero, right? Cuz there's only
45:13
45:13 there's a minuscule amount of time
45:15
45:15 before you go from being a hero to being
45:19
45:19 another victim. And so that's where I
45:22
45:22 kind of draw the line is if there's a
45:24
45:24 point where I can be instantly helpful,
45:26
45:26 then let's do it. But if there's even
45:29
45:29 moments where it just passes and I can't
45:32
45:32 help, then I'm not going to help. Sorry.
45:35
45:35 >> Sounds fair.
45:35
45:35 >> Good luck, everybody.
45:36
45:36 >> No, I like that description cuz
45:38
45:38 sometimes being the hero is the cause of
45:40
45:40 our own self-destruction.
45:42
45:42 >> And I think that's I think that is uh
45:44
45:44 where we got to be careful. You know,
45:46
45:46 you go out there and try to save
45:47
45:47 somebody and they end up drowning you at
45:48
45:48 the same time. So,
45:50
45:50 >> exactly.
45:50
45:50 >> Should we always be the hero? I don't
45:52
45:52 think so. um situational awareness and
45:55
45:55 know who you're you know flying into
45:57
45:57 that situation for I guess if uh not
45:60
45:60 that we do things to get anything in
46:01
46:01 return but you know sometimes
46:04
46:04 you know it helps to know that if you
46:06
46:06 pat somebody that person on the back
46:07
46:07 they will get yours as well you know in
46:09
46:09 the future or sometimes so uh yeah
46:12
46:12 >> well that was good call I like the way
46:14
46:14 you put that
46:14
46:14 >> I mean to be honest if you were in a
46:16
46:16 burning building buddy I'd run in there
46:17
46:17 for you I don't care all my clothes off
46:20
46:20 I'm rescuing you dude I'm grabbing you
46:22
46:22 by the dick and holding you down. You
46:23
46:23 know, I got you.
46:24
46:24 >> I would be asking myself, how the [ __ ]
46:26
46:26 did I get in this situation the f in the
46:27
46:27 first place?
46:28
46:28 >> Yeah.
46:29
46:29 >> You know, that's that's what I would be
46:31
46:31 doing. Like, man, you know, I've never
46:33
46:33 smoked crack, but why is this couch on
46:35
46:35 fire? You know what I mean? Like, why is
46:37
46:37 there a torch
46:38
46:38 >> with a glass pipe over there? Like, what
46:40
46:40 is going on, dude? Like, why am I even
46:42
46:42 in this room? Oh, because I tried to
46:43
46:43 help somebody. I tried to be here and
46:45
46:45 now I'm dead.
46:46
46:46 >> You know,
46:46
46:46 >> it's going to be like that uh that meme
46:48
46:48 where it's like, you might be wondering
46:50
46:50 how I got here.
46:51
46:51 Yeah, exactly. That would be perfect.
46:53
46:53 That That is my life in a nutshell,
46:55
46:55 probably. Like, you're probably
46:56
46:56 wondering how I got here.
46:58
46:58 >> And it started with this guy.
47:00
47:00 >> That's picture of me.
47:02
47:02 >> I know, right? It started because of X.
47:05
47:05 That's how I got here.
47:07
47:07 >> That's [ __ ] All right, buddy. Let's
47:09
47:09 do this last time.
47:10
47:10 >> Time capsule.
47:11
47:11 >> Time capsule. So, what do you got?
47:12
47:12 >> Time capsule. Okay. Pretty freaking
47:14
47:14 awesome. Um, when it comes you I mean,
47:16
47:16 you know about time cap like
47:18
47:18 legitimately like time capsules. You
47:19
47:19 know about time capsules, right? Yeah.
47:20
47:20 Like uh people like you saw a lot as
47:22
47:22 like that you and I saw them a lot as
47:25
47:25 children. They would put things inside
47:27
47:27 of a little I don't know metal tin
47:29
47:29 sometimes just whatever they have lying
47:31
47:31 around to be honest from what I've seen
47:32
47:32 lunch boxes and they bury them for x
47:35
47:35 amount of time.
47:36
47:36 >> Yeah. Which is pretty freaking Okay. So
47:37
47:37 recently um to fast forward. So recently
47:40
47:40 uh locally in uh Seaside there was a
47:43
47:43 time capsule that was buried back in
47:44
47:44 1976 and they opened it up on 4th of
47:47
47:47 July and they revealed the contents on
47:49
47:49 the inside of this time capsule. And
47:51
47:51 it's kind of funny because when they
47:53
47:53 started talking about the items I'm like
47:54
47:54 man that must have been a hell of a year
47:55
47:55 in 1976 because some of the things they
47:58
47:58 pulled out of the time capsule were uh
48:01
48:01 one of them was a Playboy, believe it or
48:02
48:02 not.
48:04
48:04 >> Um there was a beer in there. Okay.
48:07
48:07 >> There were some news articles and just a
48:09
48:09 lot of uh some photos and some
48:11
48:11 handwritten notes. So, I started
48:13
48:13 thinking, Sean,
48:14
48:14 >> if you could have a time capsule,
48:17
48:17 >> okay,
48:18
48:18 >> and you could put three things in this
48:21
48:21 time capsule.
48:22
48:22 >> Three things.
48:23
48:23 >> You can only put three things because we
48:25
48:25 got to limit it to like what you're
48:27
48:27 going to put in there. And uh what are
48:30
48:30 the three things that you would pick for
48:32
48:32 somebody to open in say 50 years, 100
48:35
48:35 years or let's see 250 years. Let's go
48:37
48:37 with that.
48:38
48:38 >> Okay. Uh can I ask do you have three
48:42
48:42 things?
48:42
48:42 >> Oh, I do have three things. Yeah. This
48:43
48:43 isn't just me.
48:44
48:44 >> Okay. I just wanted to make sure you had
48:46
48:46 three things before I did this. Three
48:47
48:47 things. Yeah.
48:48
48:48 >> So,
48:48
48:48 >> first thing I'm going to put in there is
48:51
48:51 100% gonna be a Funko N of myself.
48:56
48:56 >> So, that's number one thing. number one
48:57
48:57 going in there.
48:58
48:58 >> Number two is going to be my favorite
49:01
49:01 Sorry for the delay t-shirt. Uh which
49:04
49:04 all of them are my favorite. So it could
49:06
49:06 be whichever one I please, right? And
49:08
49:08 then the third thing, the third thing
49:10
49:10 for me has to be something like uh
49:13
49:13 [ __ ] random, dude. Something that
49:14
49:14 makes like people think like what the
49:16
49:16 [ __ ] Like did what? Right? So it's got
49:19
49:19 to be like I don't know my AI wife or
49:23
49:23 some [ __ ] you know? Like just something
49:25
49:25 weird, right? or like a I don't know a
49:28
49:28 can of like uh raid like just
49:33
49:33 just it has to be something just odd,
49:35
49:35 right? Just odd and unique. Or a fugler.
49:38
49:38 You know a fugler, Joshua? You know what
49:39
49:39 a fugler? Yes. Put a fugler in there.
49:41
49:41 Put a fugler, a [ __ ] um a Squidward
49:44
49:44 fugler in there, dude. Like
49:46
49:46 >> Okay.
49:46
49:46 >> Just like they'd be like, "What the
49:47
49:47 fuck?" It would be like a little mini
49:49
49:49 me, a Squidward fugler, and then a Sorry
49:51
49:51 for the delay shirt. They would be so
49:53
49:53 [ __ ] confused. They'd be like,
49:55
49:55 "Sorry." Like, "Are they saying sorry
49:56
49:56 for the delay of the time capsule or are
49:58
49:58 they what is what is this squid? Uh, is
50:01
50:01 there is there human ashes in here?" You
50:03
50:03 like, you know, it' be [ __ ] weird.
50:05
50:05 >> Yeah. Like putting that together like
50:06
50:06 what does all this mean? You know,
50:08
50:08 hieroglyphs.
50:09
50:09 >> Yes. What does all this mean?
50:11
50:11 >> In my mind, that's the whole point of a
50:13
50:13 [ __ ] time capsule, right? Like you
50:15
50:15 said, you said, for example, like a
50:17
50:17 playboy, a beer, right? That's in my
50:19
50:19 mind that's somebody going like this is
50:21
50:21 all you need for a good time here in
50:23
50:23 [ __ ] Seaside. You know, a playboy and
50:25
50:25 a beer, baby.
50:26
50:26 >> That's a good point. You're right.
50:27
50:27 >> You know, you know, it's like it's it's
50:29
50:29 about making people solve the mystery.
50:31
50:31 And for the record, for the record, hang
50:33
50:33 on. For the record here, let me go on a
50:35
50:35 little tangent.
50:36
50:36 A 70s year time capsule like 1970,
50:42
50:42 that does not seem like an expansive
50:44
50:44 point of time. That still seems
50:46
50:46 relatively recent. And I know it's a
50:49
50:49 long time. I know it's a long time. Yes.
50:51
50:51 But I feel like time capsules should be
50:53
50:53 like a 100 plus years.
50:56
50:56 >> Like it shouldn't be like 50 years. It
50:58
50:58 shouldn't be like I planted a tree in my
50:60
50:60 backyard and it's still a sapling, you
51:02
51:02 know? Like that's what I feel like that
51:04
51:04 time capsule was. So like I think they
51:06
51:06 prematurely open that [ __ ] to be honest.
51:08
51:08 But
51:08
51:08 >> you know that's that's just me
51:10
51:10 projecting I guess. But yeah. What about
51:12
51:12 you? What what are your three things?
51:14
51:14 >> Okay. So, you know, just cuz I I am that
51:17
51:17 guy, right? So, the the three things
51:19
51:19 that I came up with is
51:21
51:21 I would have a phone in there, but not
51:23
51:23 just a phone, but not Okay. Okay. Not
51:26
51:26 just a phone. So, this phone would have
51:28
51:28 loaded on it all the local maps, the
51:30
51:30 California map, and just maps like a PDF
51:33
51:33 file of the United States.
51:35
51:35 >> How they going to turn on the phone,
51:36
51:36 bro?
51:37
51:37 >> Okay. You didn't let me get to my second
51:39
51:39 thing.
51:39
51:39 >> You didn't let me get to my second
51:41
51:41 >> You know what? I'm going to let you do
51:42
51:42 your three things. I'm going to shut the
51:43
51:43 [ __ ] up. I'm gonna sit down right here.
51:45
51:45 >> Okay. All right. You got a phone. You
51:47
51:47 got all the maps in a PDF form. So,
51:49
51:49 you're not relying on internet. You
51:51
51:51 don't need Google Maps. You don't need
51:52
51:52 like, you know, you have a downloaded
51:55
51:55 PDF. So, all you need to do is turn it
51:57
51:57 on. Um, and I actually got this idea
51:59
51:59 from somebody who's a survivalist. Um,
52:01
52:01 being out in the wilderness, sometimes
52:02
52:02 you don't have internet connection. So,
52:03
52:03 what they do is they download the maps
52:05
52:05 from the local areas, the topography and
52:07
52:07 everything, so you don't rely on
52:09
52:09 internet signal as a map to get around.
52:12
52:12 The Columbus used maps. didn't [ __ ]
52:14
52:14 have batteries either. Figure it out.
52:16
52:16 All right. Um, so then part of that that
52:19
52:19 little fun find right there cuz you're
52:21
52:21 going, "How the [ __ ] am I going to turn
52:22
52:22 this on?" Just like you did, Sean. So,
52:24
52:24 and accompanied with that, you know
52:26
52:26 those little windup radio things that
52:28
52:28 you can also charge phones with. You
52:30
52:30 basically spin it
52:31
52:31 >> and it creates a charge and then you can
52:33
52:33 plug a phone into it because it has a
52:34
52:34 cable next to it. So, I would have a
52:36
52:36 Google gadget device like that
52:38
52:38 >> where you can spin it,
52:40
52:40 >> charge the phone. Okay. So now you got
52:42
52:42 your direction, you got, you know,
52:44
52:44 wherever you want to go. I might have
52:46
52:46 some I might have some things on the
52:47
52:47 maps, you know, I maybe I'll have like a
52:49
52:49 little a picture of like a porta potty
52:51
52:51 if you need to take a [ __ ] somewhere
52:52
52:52 next to a stream or something. You know,
52:53
52:53 I'll make it fun when you finally get
52:55
52:55 the phone charged.
52:56
52:56 >> And then after that,
52:58
52:58 >> because you're going to need something
52:60
52:60 to read along the way,
53:02
53:02 >> I would have a handwritten Joshua book
53:04
53:04 of secrets written in full. So along
53:08
53:08 your journey,
53:08
53:08 >> secrets,
53:10
53:10 >> along your along your walk,
53:12
53:12 >> you could read about all the fun
53:15
53:15 adventure stuff that this guy has done
53:17
53:17 through his entire life. Things that I
53:18
53:18 have shared today and things that will
53:21
53:21 forever be just stuck in that book,
53:23
53:23 locked away that nobody will know about
53:24
53:24 until they can get to it once the
53:26
53:26 capsule is open.
53:28
53:28 >> The memoirs of Joshua is what you're
53:30
53:30 really getting in this time capsule.
53:32
53:32 >> No, no, you're not just getting that.
53:34
53:34 You're getting an adventure. You don't
53:36
53:36 get I'd rather have the memoirs of
53:38
53:38 Joshua because at this point if it's
53:41
53:41 like a hundred years in the future and I
53:43
53:43 got to crank that little [ __ ] with my
53:44
53:44 hands, I'm not doing that [ __ ] I'm just
53:46
53:46 going to read your memoirs and then
53:47
53:47 throw the rest of it away.
53:49
53:49 >> Yeah. But I mean that's but the fun is
53:51
53:51 part of the journey, right? That's
53:52
53:52 that's the journey.
53:54
53:54 >> You know what else was a good journey,
53:55
53:55 buddy? when you went on that trip, you
53:58
53:58 know, when you went on your [ __ ]
53:59
53:59 17-day trip or whatever and you planted
54:01
54:01 that [ __ ] out in the middle of the ocean
54:03
54:03 or the middle of the desert or the
54:05
54:05 middle of the the hills, the mountains,
54:07
54:07 I don't know where your treasure hunt
54:09
54:09 treasure hunt. Yeah.
54:10
54:10 >> Yeah. And I think it's still out there.
54:11
54:11 I think I think I think it's being eaten
54:14
54:14 by tarantulas or some [ __ ] Uh so if you
54:16
54:16 don't
54:17
54:17 >> go No, finish. Go ahead.
54:18
54:18 >> Oh, sorry. If you don't know what we're
54:19
54:19 talking about, uh go ahead and head on.
54:21
54:21 Sorry for a little late out live. and
54:23
54:23 then go to the little search bar at the
54:24
54:24 very bottom of the little web page there
54:26
54:26 and type in uh national treasure hunt
54:28
54:28 and then you can uh see Joshua talk
54:30
54:30 about his treasure hunt that you can go
54:32
54:32 out there and find. So there you go.
54:34
54:34 >> Yeah, that that was that was pretty
54:35
54:35 badass, dude. The national park treasure
54:37
54:37 adventure. That was that was badass.
54:39
54:39 That was badass. So yeah, it's it's not
54:41
54:41 it's it's about the journey, man. It's
54:43
54:43 and the friends. Yes. Yeah, that's it.
54:46
54:46 That is that is my time capsule. I was
54:48
54:48 just curious what you'd put in a time
54:49
54:49 capsule cuz that's what I would put in
54:51
54:51 mine and I think time capsules are are
54:53
54:53 pretty fun. Um, so if you have one or
54:55
54:55 maybe create one with your family
54:57
54:57 because you never know, you know, could
54:58
54:58 be
54:58
54:58 >> to be fair, both of our time capsules
55:01
55:01 are like adventures and puzzle solving.
55:04
55:04 Like yours is a literal adventure. Mine
55:06
55:06 is like a a mental adventure, you know.
55:10
55:10 Yours is a physical puzzle. Mine is a
55:12
55:12 mental puzzle. So
55:13
55:13 >> yeah, of course. Yeah. Yeah. Because I
55:15
55:15 mean stories are fun to read, you know.
55:17
55:17 Yeah. So, there you go, buddy. Hey,
55:19
55:19 >> says the guy who doesn't read read that
55:21
55:21 much.
55:22
55:22 >> Nah, I listen to audio books, dude. I
55:23
55:23 listen to audiobooks and I've been
55:24
55:24 listening to a great one and I [ __ ]
55:26
55:26 I'm almost there. I'm almost there. I'm
55:28
55:28 on the fourth book right now. About to
55:29
55:29 get through it. There's [ __ ] It's
55:31
55:31 going to be a 10 book series. I'm so
55:32
55:32 excited. Very happy. It's very fun.
55:34
55:34 >> Okay. Want to tell everybody before we
55:36
55:36 get into the last part? Are you just
55:37
55:37 going to clip?
55:38
55:38 >> I'm listening to the audio book uh for
55:41
55:41 the book series Dungeon Crawler Carl. Uh
55:46
55:46 it is awesome. Uh apparently the writer
55:49
55:49 was uh raised born up here in Seattle,
55:52
55:52 so it's like it's pretty local and like
55:54
55:54 the first book really like nails that on
55:56
55:56 the head for a few things. Um but yeah,
55:58
55:58 I'm listening to that audiobook series
55:60
55:60 and it's [ ] great. I [ ] love
56:02
56:02 it. So I'm getting through it. I'm
56:03
56:03 getting through it slowly but surely.
56:05
56:05 >> Um but Joshua, we made it to the end of
56:07
56:07 this episode. I really wish the episode
56:08
56:08 wasn't ending, but you know, we got work
56:09
56:09 to do. We got people to [ __ ] meet,
56:12
56:12 time capsules to [ __ ] dig in the
56:14
56:14 dirt. So, let's get to our fun finds,
56:16
56:16 lucky numbers,
56:18
56:18 >> misfortune cookies, all the fun [ __ ]
56:20
56:20 that we do, buddy. So, let's start off
56:22
56:22 with your fun find for the week, which
56:25
56:25 is basically just adult show and tell.
56:27
56:27 So, what do you got this week, my dude?
56:28
56:28 >> Pretty much. Um Sean last week showed
56:30
56:30 off one of his uh epic fun finds. And I
56:33
56:33 did reveal to him.
56:34
56:34 >> Uh
56:35
56:35 >> I have my own challenge going on right
56:37
56:37 now. So, if you didn't hear on last
56:39
56:39 episodes last episode, I had to get to
56:42
56:42 the end of it to hear it like this one
56:43
56:43 here. is I spent around $91
56:48
56:48 worth of Funko purchases at Target. All
56:50
56:50 right, people are gonna like like I said
56:52
56:52 last episode, that is so stupid, Joshua.
56:54
56:54 That's probably the dumbest investment.
56:56
56:56 So, so far I've shown off a Woody that's
56:59
56:59 around 15 bucks. And today for you
57:01
57:01 folks, I found this little guy. And I
57:03
57:03 don't know which one has the better
57:05
57:05 value. Sean's last week or mine, but I
57:07
57:07 also found one on clearance. And this
57:09
57:09 little Funko right here was $3.71.
57:13
57:13 And this is the leader.
57:16
57:16 >> I have no idea who that is.
57:19
57:19 >> This is the leader. And if you want a
57:21
57:21 better picture of it and you want to
57:23
57:23 know the actual value of it, well, what
57:25
57:25 do you know, Sean? That's how much it
57:28
57:28 really is.
57:29
57:29 >> Let's go. Visual aspect. 27 bucks.
57:32
57:32 $27.83.
57:34
57:34 Uh, that is the eBay trending value,
57:36
57:36 which basically means that was the last
57:38
57:38 amount it sold for, which is pretty
57:40
57:40 good, dude. That's pretty [ __ ] good.
57:42
57:42 So, $3.71
57:45
57:45 Funko for uh and like you said, it's
57:48
57:48 around 20 something dollar. So, there
57:50
57:50 you go. I'm I'm up. I'm in the win. But
57:52
57:52 it's not over yet, everybody. It's not
57:54
57:54 over yet.
57:56
57:56 >> And that is my fun find for this
57:58
57:58 episode.
57:59
57:59 >> God damn, buddy. Goddamn. All right. I I
58:01
58:01 cannot wait uh for you to show off the
58:03
58:03 rest of your [ __ ] Funkos. Uh can I
58:06
58:06 just ask a question, buddy? You said you
58:07
58:07 bought $90 worth of Funkos. 91.
58:11
58:11 I'm sorry. $91 worth of Funkos. Uh, how
58:15
58:15 many Funkos did you actually get?
58:17
58:17 >> You're gonna find out at the end of
58:19
58:19 this.
58:21
58:21 >> No, I need like a legitimate answer,
58:23
58:23 though.
58:24
58:24 >> I I have to count them up. They're all
58:26
58:26 sitting far. I I'm not I can't give you
58:28
58:28 a number now.
58:29
58:29 >> Okay. Is it above 10?
58:31
58:31 >> No, it's not above 10.
58:34
58:34 >> Okay.
58:34
58:34 >> Wait. One, two, three. No, it's not
58:36
58:36 above 10. It might be above 10, but it
58:38
58:38 doesn't matter.
58:39
58:39 >> I'm just checking. Just checking. Hang
58:40
58:40 on. Give me a second, God. Just trying
58:42
58:42 to vamp for time real quick so I can do
58:44
58:44 something.
58:46
58:46 >> It's fine. I mean, they're $10 a piece.
58:48
58:48 Okay. At the lowest value, $10 a piece
58:50
58:50 and I bought 10. That would be, you
58:52
58:52 know, $100 right there. So,
58:55
58:55 >> bought nine at 109.
58:58
58:58 >> All right. Just I was just trying to
58:60
58:60 figure it out. Just trying to figure see
59:01
59:01 if you really got a big value. But
59:02
59:02 that's fine. That's fine. Listen, you're
59:04
59:04 up right now, right? That's the whole
59:05
59:05 thing of this is like is can we make it
59:08
59:08 up, right? Like you've made that that
59:10
59:10 $27 that that guy was worth.
59:12
59:12 >> Oh my god.
59:13
59:13 >> [ __ ] nailed it, buddy. Nailed it.
59:15
59:15 >> Cliffhanger, am I up? Yeah, I'm up. Just
59:18
59:18 stay tuned to next episode. It's It's
59:19
59:19 going up.
59:20
59:20 >> Oh god. All right, listen. I'm not I'm
59:22
59:22 not like I didn't spend $91 and got a
59:24
59:24 whole bunch of Funkos. I did get another
59:26
59:26 one in honor of a summer and showing
59:30
59:30 some [ __ ] off. Uh I have this Casper
59:32
59:32 Funko. Uh, this is Kate Harvey, which I
59:36
59:36 got at Target for $4.50 again, and she
59:40
59:40 is part of a set. But Joshua, the cool
59:42
59:42 thing about this set is that I do not
59:44
59:44 have that Casper. I have the other
59:47
59:47 Casper that was the Funko exclusive, uh,
59:50
59:50 which I don't have with me right now cuz
59:51
59:51 it's over here in my side over there.
59:53
59:53 But she, Joshua, she herself here is
59:56
59:56 worth uh, $16.39.
60:01
60:01 >> Okay,
60:01
60:01 >> there you go. Yeah. $16.39. So they go,
60:04
60:04 I'm I'm up, buddy. I'm up. I'm up to it.
60:06
60:06 I'm not I'm not as up as you are, but
60:08
60:08 I'm definitely right there, right? I'm
60:10
60:10 definitely I'm close. I'm close. I don't
60:11
60:11 get the cool visuals like Josh would do.
60:13
60:13 I just hold my phone up and show you.
60:14
60:14 But there you go. I'm up. So, we're
60:16
60:16 doing We're both doing good.
60:18
60:18 >> Yeah. Yes, we are. We're doing well. All
60:20
60:20 right.
60:21
60:21 >> You know what else is doing well, dude?
60:22
60:22 >> What's up, man?
60:24
60:24 >> Fortunes. Fortunes should do well, dude.
60:27
60:27 >> Fortunes are going to be up pretty soon
60:29
60:29 cuz we're [ __ ] running out of
60:30
60:30 cookies. I'll tell you that right now.
60:31
60:31 >> Misfortune, please sponsor us. We need
60:33
60:33 more cookies.
60:34
60:34 >> Uh we only got two of each, man. And
60:36
60:36 last time uh yeah, what? Last week we
60:38
60:38 did uh the dirty.
60:40
60:40 >> Did we go We go boozy.
60:41
60:41 >> Let's go boozy, dude. In honor of the
60:43
60:43 new [ __ ] uh shilling heart cider,
60:45
60:45 which is delicious, by the way, as I'm
60:47
60:47 drinking more of this. This is [ __ ]
60:48
60:48 great. And I'm sluring my words now cuz
60:51
60:51 Beef was telling me to go over there and
60:53
60:53 eat some candy corn.
60:55
60:55 >> All right, two left.
60:56
60:56 >> Two left.
60:57
60:57 >> Which one you want to go with?
60:59
60:59 >> Oh [ __ ] Uh, always the one closest to
61:01
61:01 the Funkos.
61:02
61:02 >> Always the one closest to the Funkos.
61:04
61:04 Okay. Right over here. All right. Here
61:06
61:06 we go, Sean.
61:09
61:09 See if I can get through this. Starting
61:10
61:10 to get a little little sleepy here, man.
61:13
61:13 All right. Here we go. Tipsy, buddy.
61:15
61:15 >> Get a little tipsy over here, man. The
61:18
61:18 sun has set in the snake of the sun's
61:20
61:20 gone down over here, man.
61:22
61:22 >> No, the sun is not set over here, by the
61:23
61:23 way, everybody.
61:25
61:25 >> Oh, yeah. Yeah, the sun stays out until
61:26
61:26 like what, like 9:45 for you? 10
61:28
61:28 o'clock,
61:28
61:28 >> dude. still up till like 10:30. It's
61:31
61:31 like It's still out right now. It's
61:32
61:32 crazy.
61:33
61:33 >> It's [ __ ] wild.
61:34
61:34 >> All right, everybody. This is your
61:36
61:36 misfortune for episode
61:39
61:39 142.
61:41
61:41 >> Here we go. A bright light soon shines
61:45
61:45 upon you along with the words, "Sir,
61:49
61:49 please step out of the vehicle."
61:52
61:52 >> God, I hope not. Listen, if I'm drinking
61:54
61:54 and driving, that is not a happy ending.
61:56
61:56 Like, don't do that. Just don't. Okay.
61:58
61:58 But that was part of the boozy
61:60
61:60 collection, so it's very fitting for the
62:02
62:02 >> That's very true.
62:04
62:04 >> That's kind of
62:05
62:05 >> And also, we have not heard that one cuz
62:06
62:06 I don't remember ever hearing that one.
62:08
62:08 >> No, that's a brand new one. You're
62:09
62:09 right.
62:10
62:10 >> One left of the boozy.
62:12
62:12 >> Please need a sponsor. Thank you.
62:14
62:14 >> Right.
62:15
62:15 >> All right, buddy. Let me hit you people.
62:17
62:17 Let me hit with the Let me hit the
62:19
62:19 people. Let me hit them. Let me hit them
62:21
62:21 with the lucky numbers. They are as
62:24
62:24 followed. 11 31 36 49 55 59 and 61. Once
62:30
62:30 again, your seven lucky numbers for the
62:32
62:32 week. Use them for whatever nefarious
62:34
62:34 reasons you would like. They are as
62:35
62:35 followed again. 11, 31, 36, 49, 55, 59,
62:39
62:39 and 61.
62:42
62:42 >> Plane's crashing.
62:43
62:43 >> Plane is crashing. The pilot is burping.
62:46
62:46 He is not sober. Uh Joshua made it to
62:50
62:50 the end of this episode. Please, for the
62:52
62:52 love of God, take us home because I
62:54
62:54 cannot. Give us this week's closing
62:57
62:57 motivational monologue for the new week,
62:59
62:59 my dude. What do you got to say to the
63:01
63:01 people?
63:02
63:02 >> Hey, Sean, for this monologue and for
63:04
63:04 everybody listening and everybody
63:05
63:05 watching, I can't say enough how we
63:07
63:07 appreciate all the new subscribers,
63:09
63:09 everybody who's listening to the music,
63:11
63:11 everybody who's picking up the merch.
63:13
63:13 So, if this if you're watching this on a
63:15
63:15 Monday, come cruise over to the website.
63:17
63:17 Um, check out all the new stuff we got
63:19
63:19 going on. And this is a forever growing
63:21
63:21 community. And uh don't forget we got
63:23
63:23 the whole Destiny 2 thing going on,
63:25
63:25 which I am now a complete I'm sold on
63:29
63:29 it. So come join us this Monday, this
63:31
63:31 Tuesday, whenever it comes out. Um
63:33
63:33 appreciate all you guys. Uh again, sorry
63:35
63:35 for the late.live. Love all of you. We
63:38
63:38 will see you next week on episode 143.
63:41
63:41 An odd number, so get ready for that
63:43
63:43 one.
63:45
63:45 >> The odd numbers just get weird, dude.
63:47
63:47 It's it's it's it's so random the way
63:49
63:49 things happen like that. Uh but it is
63:51
63:51 what it is. Uh buddy, before we go, uh
63:54
63:54 it's a new stick, a new gag, right? Uh
63:57
63:57 I'm no longer asking anything, Joshua,
63:60
63:60 but I do have this question for you,
64:01
64:01 buddy. Hey,
64:04
64:04 did you hear about the sun burnt orange?
64:07
64:07 >> I did not.
64:09
64:09 >> It's weird cuz it started to peel.
64:14
64:14 Anyways, ladies and gentlemen, we will
64:16
64:16 see you next week. A deuces.
64:42
64:42 No hats for He don't care. He don't
64:45
64:45 care. He don't care that he's not
64:46
64:46 wearing a hat. He don't care. He don't
64:48
64:48 care.
