This week, Joshua upgrades his phone, tours a possible new house & celebrates 100 hours in Destiny 2, while Sean fights the Seattle heat with a 10.5% dark cherry cider and the confidence of a man launching a raccoon rescue movement (Jimothy has entered witness protection.). Then it’s Summerween hypotheticals, ghost-story crabs, homemade cryptids, suspicious trivia & Baby Clementine finally getting dressed. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua drinks water like a responsible adult, then immediately tests the Taco Bell diarrhea challenge, while Sean cracks open Strawberry Rhubarb cider and unveils a full Summerween snack lab (food safety left the group chat early.). Then it’s galvanized tortilla pipes, trampoline trauma, childhood wish lists & one deeply unsettling mystery baby these two somehow decide to co-parent. Enjoy the show!