Sorry For The Delay | EP.24 | Lightning, Backgrounds & Censorship
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Mai Tai (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: (None Mentioned)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Mia Intro & Cold Open
00:29 Hellos, Day Off & Warm-Up
02:22 Daylight Saving Time Mini-Deep Dive
06:37 Moon Episode Tease (Nazis, Rockets & Questions)
09:43 Year Countdown: Days, Hours, Minutes & Seconds
12:17 Sean’s New Background Tour
13:21 Guinness Record: The Man Lightning Couldn’t Kill
25:59 Reasons To Drink: March 12 Holidays
33:10 World Day Against Cyber Censorship Debate
49:16 Fun Finds: Deadpool Funkos From Target
53:34 Vet Visit Sticker Shock
55:56 Trolley Problem: Jesus vs. The Triplets
59:57 Fortune Cookie & Lucky Numbers
1:04:48 Sign-Off & Workout Congrats
-SOUND BITES-
• “Welcome to Sorry For The Delay, I’m your editor Mia… oh no.” — Cold open stumble (Sean).
• “Your timer starts now… do your workout.” — Sean launches the hour.
• “Did you know Daylight Savings Time was first suggested by Benjamin Franklin in 1784?” — Joshua’s history drop.
• “The Nazis helped us get to the Moon.” — Sean’s future-episode teaser grenade.
• “We have 295 days left… that’s 7,080 hours.” — Joshua’s countdown calculus.
• “I’m going to start every episode with your workout timer.” — Sean’s new bit.
• “Lightning never strikes twice? Not for Roy.” — Joshua setting up the record.
• “He was struck seven times by lightning.” — Joshua, incredulous.
• “Even God couldn’t kill this man with lightning.” — Sean, black-comedy observation.
• “We’re kind of a workout podcast now.” — Sean, mid-episode self-roast.
• “World Day Against Cyber Censorship.” — Joshua introducing the hot topic.
• “If you’re on a platform you don’t own, the platform can take it down.” — Sean’s take on moderation.
• “Target figured out how to suck you in up and down the aisles.” — Joshua on impulse buys.
• “Our pet’s one-hour visit went from $137 to $372.” — Joshua on vet costs.
• “The first step towards change is awareness, the second step is acceptance.” — Joshua reading the fortune.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: The first step towards change is awareness, the second step is acceptance.
Lucky Numbers: 42, 33, 15, 44, 21, 51
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Deadpool Funko (Tourist Deadpool) — timely pick after the new trailer, proudly added to the shelf.
Joshua: Deadpool Funko #1 (Beauty Pageant Deadpool) — lone unit spotted at Target; instant cart, instant joy.
(Artwork Shoutout: Local “Cats Playing Poker” print with a UFO duck cameo — artist name not mentioned.)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your
editor Mia in this week's episode The
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Boys talk about a legendary hero even God
couldn't kill Sean shows off his new set
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background and the boys go off the deep
end about cyber censorship oh no Enjoy the
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[Music] show our day is just beginning hi
my name is Joshua oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hello
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everyone welcome to another episode of sorry for
the delay we are your hosts my name is Sean right
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here and this somewhere is Joshua hello Joshua
how you doing buddy hello Sean hello hello hello
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everybody I'm I'm doing good um today was my day
off so I I got to sleep in a little bit if you
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if you call like sleeping until like 8:00 in the
morning I slept in got a little bit of rest I did
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some adult chore you know went out and did some
errands and along the day I had a couple mishaps
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that we may talk about later who knows if we if
if you know we run out of things to talk about I
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may talk about that um but yeah overall today was
a good day and I I'm glad you were here Sean I'm
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glad the viewers are here and uh let's get this
this puppy going I'm excited it's a good day yes
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sir yeah like Joshua said I'm happy you're here
too buddy I'm glad we can both make it you know
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it's nice um like I'm going to start doing every
episode uh your timer starts now let's get going
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do your workout you know get that encouragement
I'm going to try to live up to my name uh call
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back the last episode if you guys didn't hear that
um so let's go one hour of time we got you we we
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will entertain you as well as physically capable
with that being said Joshua please do you have any
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holidays or this days in history what do you
got buddy what do you got today any birthday
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shoutouts you want a surprise Upon Us yeah no I
don't have any birthdays but every I mean most of
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you around the state you know at least if you're
in California I don't know how many other states
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if you're if this even extends to other states
but just around the corner is daylight savings
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everybody and can I see you raise of hands of
people who love daylight savings people who hate
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daylight savings what are your feelings I [ __ ]
hate it about daylight savings oh sorry spoilers
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and and since I brought up daylight savings
Sean do you know any history on daylight savings
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anything does anybody know uh what it's all
about why do we do it I think like who invented
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it something having to do with Farmers right like
farmers are trying to like [ __ ] their way into
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like an extra hour of sunlight or some [ __ ]
like is am I am I in any realm of correctness
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here okay I'm going to be transparent I didn't
get up to modern times with the research that I
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did because we all know we do it now but do we
really know where it came from like me and you
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Sean we do know once upon a time we were a sperm
swimming around we were like these little [ __ ]
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things you know we weren't even existing like
but we know who we are now right we're adults
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We Exist like what the [ __ ] you know so I'm
here I'm present yeah I I did a little bit the
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digging on daylight savings and I'm going to shoot
uh a whole lot of words at you some of it may make
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sense some of it may not so so bear yeah bear and
you know bear with me I'm going to try to what is
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usually a challenge for me is I'm going to read
some [ __ ] off the screen right over here and try
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to follow along with me because here we go here is
a brief history of daylight savings everybody did
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you know daylight savings time was first suggested
by Benjamin Franklin in 1784 Sean [ __ ] that man
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that's all I'm saying well in an essay to the
editor of the Journal of Paris and demonetized
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it was proposed uh it was proposed uh parisons
this is in Paris right Paris Paris um could save
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on candles by getting out of bed earlier in the
morning making use of the natural Morning Light
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instead okay okay so kind of like the
farmers thing where they wanted an extra
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thing at daylight or some [ __ ] you know
people just being selfish that's all it is
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people wanting to be selfish yeah I guess if
you're trying to save candles back then cuz
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I know electricity wasn't a big thing back
then in 178 84 I don't know when electricity
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was invented but good old Benjamin Franklin
was talking about it um back then but let's
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fast forward to more modern times when
we did have electricity so the first okay
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real experiment with daylight savings began
during World War I on April 30th 1916 Germany
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and Austria implemented a 1hour clock shift
to conserve electricity needed for the war
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effort that's actually pretty interesting yeah so
um that is my brief possibly anticlimactic if you
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were on the edge of your seat waiting for more um
but you know it started off with saving candles
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fast forward to uh you know saving electricity
for uh the war effort and nowadays we got solar
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power we got all kinds we got batteries we got
all kinds of stuff going on so I I don't know if
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um it is necessary to conserve energy I mean maybe
it is but we still practice daylight savings here
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in California as most of you watching know we we
still do that here in California I know they they
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attempted and I heard they did pass um a bill or
a law or whatever I don't know what it was called
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but I thought we were supposed to ratify daylight
savings in California I thought it was I thought
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it was done thought it was over I think it's like
it's within a a certain time frame I don't I don't
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know what time frame but you know that reminded
me Joshua you were talking about Germany um I just
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want to give the people a heads up uh we are going
to have an episode solely based on um the moon and
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traveling to the Moon we're working on it takes a
lot of research uh but the cliffnotes of that is
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Joshua did you know the Nazis helped us get to the
moon I didn't know that there's your trigger words
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right there buddy your trigger words I didn't know
the Nazis helped us get to do they actually help
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or did we strategically steal information from
them like like what help is is a very you know
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controversial you know help how did they do this
of course and when you talk anything about Nazis
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it's it's we stepping in some gray area here so to
my understanding there was a German scientist who
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we I guess well I I I want to say recruited but
I don't think it was recruited uh but there was
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a German scientist who we captured maybe I don't
know uh and he helped us invent some of the stuff
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to get us to the moon now that is just completely
water washing it down right like I said we will
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have an episode devoted to it and I will go into
actual detail about it but I just want to give
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a heads up and I it might be coming at like we're
trying to I'm trying to work it out schedules are
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hard man so I'm trying to get it sometime with
within the next few months so prepare for that
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one it should be a fun episode other than that
Joshua I didn't mean to interrupt you I just
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wanted to go on that tangent so people can kind
of get something get something to prepare for you
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know as we go into this next year of fun stuff
so yeah it I mean know I can I can appreciate
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that I love Moon talk I love science talk I I
I am curious to know more about you know this
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whole helping or strategic use of information to
benefit um the cause of of the US I mean we all
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steal things are borrow you know from each other
and uh right I I I can't wait to dive into that I
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just want to go on another changent like think
about the why did we even go to the Moon buddy
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like there was no real reason to go to the Moon if
you really think about it so all these questions
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will be answered in that episode episode spoilers
I'm good I I can't I cannot wait so Tune In Tune
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in for that one so should I hit you with how many
days we have left in the air are we over that do
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we even care [ __ ] yeah I know you should hit me
okay hit me with that [ __ ] buddy every time you
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do I get more and more sad okay I'm going to give
you the long breakdown because it's been a while
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since I've given you the longest break minutes
in seconds I'm going down to the minutes the
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seconds I'm going to give you the longest break
down um because this is a workout right you know
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like Sean said at the beginning of this like
your workout has started we are 9 minutes into
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this workout let me give you something else to
work for so here is the long breakdown from this
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day not in history but on this day so how many
days do we have left in the year Sean we have
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295 days left in this 2024 what does that account
to in weeks that's 42 weeks what does that mean
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in hours [ __ ] hours can you believe we'll break
this down to hours that is 7,080 hours worth of
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time 7,000 hours left damn 7,000 hours and in
minutes let's go deeper minutes that's 4 24,
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44,800 minutes left in the year numbers big
numbers big numbers hard to say big numbers
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it's almost easier to say like Millions instead
of you know hundreds of thousands so for seconds
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let's [ __ ] get into seconds so for seconds we
have 25 mil 488,000 seconds left in the year me
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holy [ __ ] God damn Joshua [ __ ] me sideways bro
that's that's a lot of time oh my God that's a lot
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of time bro yeah when you break it down that that
really does seem like a lot and for the percentage
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everybody to end off in this little section
here how much time we got left in the year we
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have 80.6% left of this year so whichever number
you prefer on that long rambled countdown that
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I just gave you pick a section pick a whatever
makes you happier with the seconds minutes or
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days um you know let's let's uh let's continue to
to get through this year strong because we still
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got a lot of time apparently if you look at it in
seconds yeah dude we have a lot of time here we're
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still in the be's I mean we're we're literally
at a now might even be a B minus but we're still
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there you know but I was thinking about that
you said 42 weeks Joshua 42 weeks that means
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42 episodes Joshua 42 episodes on our goal of 101
mhm that's crazy bro that's crazy it's exciting
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it's exciting how much things are going to change
lots of things are going to change we can promise
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you that maybe I won't be here in 42 episodes oh
you're going to be here buddy you're going to be
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here and and you know what you might even be here
in this studio this home studio right here in 42
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weeks right there right there right here oh [ __ ]
like right behind you Joshua behind in front below
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wherever you want to sit and set up put you on
your knees if want to you big I love that buddy
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hey wait before you move on josua hey what's your
background today like I I can't for me I mean it's
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blurry but in the post it'll be nice and clear
it kind of looks like so from my perspective it
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kind of looks like someone getting like about
to get demolished by like like uh like meteors
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or asteroids or some [ __ ] like what the [ __ ]
what's going on back there I'm glad you brought
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that up and I'm glad uh we're about to talk about
that right now because that leads me directly
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into my next segment again this isn't scripted
everybody Sean no one's going to believe that
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this shit's not scripted how like come on bro like
what the [ __ ] SE got it Sean hit the nail on the
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head with that one right there because believe
it or not everybody I do have a Guinness World
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Record today but I'm going to do it different
what let's go this Guinness World Record is one
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that is NE it's only been done once and has never
been broken since okay does that okay so this one
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has not been broken since it happened so let me
hit you with it Sean Sean do you know the saying
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lightning never strikes twice yes okay what does
that what what does that mean to you when you hear
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lightning never yeah no no well I I want to know
when somebody says Sean you know lightning never
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strikes twice what what does that mean for you
either that's uh subliminal or factual what you
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know you hear that so for uh for me uh I hear
it a lot in like in entertainment right so like
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lightning striking is like you have something
let's say in my mind entertainment right let's
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say that you have a viral video right videos
out to millions of people and you try to do a
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follow-up video doesn't hit doesn't hit lightning
never strikes twice right and that's that's where
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I think lightning like lightning strikes twice
comes into play but yeah I think about it like in
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media but I mean you could also think about it in
like realistic terms but that what which is wrong
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because lightning has struck twice and there are
people who've been struck by lightning twice like
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you know so I just where we going with this well
well Sean you kind of you kind of circled around
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and you sort of hit it right there at the very end
of what you just said Sean well if you happen to
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know the name Roy C Sullivan you will know this
isn't the case for this poor guy lightning this
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is the guy that got hit twice by lightning didn't
he like win like a lottery ticket or some [ __ ]
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too oh my God all right sorry Joshua all right
continue this poor guy got the nickname the human
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lightning conductor Roy Roy's Misfortune started
in 1942 and didn't end until 1977 Roy's during
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Roy's epic battle with Mother Nature epic battle
this is this is clearly an epic battle I'm getting
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to it it's it's it's real for Roy Roy poor Roy
during Roy's epic battle with Mother Nature he
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sustained a laundry list of injuries okay yeah
his injuries included losing a toenail both his
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eyebrows a burn on his left shoulder his hair
was set on fire twice and his leg ankle chest
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and stomach were burned God damn Roy was struck
seven times by lightning what the [ __ ] seven
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times God really hated This Man Poor Roy seven
times he was by lightning what the [ __ ] that's
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crazy he didn't die by lightning everybody oh
God he died by suicide in 1983 supposedly with
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a broken heart oh poor man because he didn't get
struck by lightning heart enough you know yeah
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po so that makes the question Joshua like like
that's [ __ ] up like that's Fu that's on that's
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on the next level of [ __ ] up but like if I'm
if I'm Roy you know if I'm Roy and I'm just like
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what if God was trying to kill him by lightning
to go out like really [ __ ] cool you know like
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Roy you're going to live in infamy by just [ __ ]
dying by lightning how [ __ ] metal let's go and
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then it didn't happen and he kept trying and then
after the seven time he's like you're immune bro
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I guess like [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] me you know and
then Roy just took his own life right and now just
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Roy's just like oh what a bittersweet ending homie
just ended his life you know I mean that's [ __ ]
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up that's crazy to to start that in 1942 and it
to span through 1977 like you got to think the
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guy every time you walked outside whether there
was a cloud in the sky or not like this dude was
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probably like [ __ ] you know like wait when do
you think when do you think he started getting
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traumatized do so like the first time it happens
right you're like oh [ __ ] like that was a [ __ ]
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that was exhilarating right and then the second
time like the second time happened yeah cuz he
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survived right cuz you're like yeah I got hit by
lightning I'm [ __ ] Roy the [ __ ] lightning bolt
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right he gets hit he gets hit again right would
that you think that's when it started you think
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that the second time or do you think it's like
the fifth time where he's like stepping out of
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his office and it's just like and he's like you
like where where did the trauma start you know
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seven times seven times where are you traumatized
at you know Jesus Christ yeah and it's kind it's
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it's not funny but um uh I didn't write down the
exact number but doing the research I I believe
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it was a one in it's like 15,300 one in 15,300
something chance uh somebody can be struck by
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lightning and it happen to him seven seven times
do you think hey wait a minute Joshua I don't want
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to get too morbid on this but do you think he
did it on purpose after a few times like seven
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times right seven time I mean a Biblical number
is seven so I would I would make sense that right
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good point but do you think he did it on purpose
bro like seven is too specific a number to like
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to not have feel like to not feel you know like
something was going on like maybe homie put in
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a bunch of like I I don't know whatever attracts
lightning right metal some [ __ ] rod maybe he's
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walking around with these metal rod things I
don't know he but I don't know just begs the
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question you know after being struck by lightning
that many times I'm sure there was bits and pieces
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little by little probably more metal got added to
his body from these surgeries and so subsequently
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he probably be turn you know he probably turned
himself into a lightning rod or a conductor you
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know and just this is what I'm saying I mean
maybe it just oh man this is that's tough so um
0:20:36.320,0:20:44.600
to answer your question the the background there
is an AI generated image and the way I came to
0:20:44.600,0:20:53.200
that image back there is I typed in man struck by
lightning over and over and over again and ladies
0:20:53.200,0:21:00.600
and gentlemen when you type that into an AI image
autogenerator that is one of the images that pops
0:21:00.600,0:21:07.280
up so God bless you Roy uh I'm assuming you did
it for science the first time was an accident
0:21:07.280,0:21:14.720
the third time was but every time after that maybe
you were just like [ __ ] it let's just let's just
0:21:14.720,0:21:19.520
do it you think he got superpowers like he like
that's like a superpow that's like a superhero
0:21:19.520,0:21:26.120
or super villain like beginning storyline right
like I was hit by lightning seven times and I
0:21:26.120,0:21:32.680
didn't die now I have the power to control this
light socket and then he like flips the switch
0:21:32.680,0:21:38.720
on and off you know I I don't know maybe maybe
like [ __ ] I would I don't know I guess you
0:21:38.720,0:21:42.920
could we could dig deeper which we probably won't
like maybe he read comic books as a kid you know
0:21:42.920,0:21:48.800
and maybe like there was some you know fictional
character he was like yeah he always gets struck
0:21:48.800,0:21:55.120
by light like we'll never know we'll never know
but the saddest part of that story is he died by
0:21:55.120,0:22:02.080
Suicide I mean it's all sad but man the guy lives
through through seven lightning strikes and not to
0:22:02.080,0:22:08.600
drag this out but then he just kind of says you
know what I'm with walking outside I'm done I
0:22:08.600,0:22:16.040
don't want to go outside no more I'm just gonna
end it I'm gonna end it uh wait Joshua I know I
0:22:16.040,0:22:19.520
know we don't want to I don't know I know we don't
want to linger too much on this anymore but I got
0:22:19.520,0:22:26.280
to know how long was the difference between his
seventh hit by lightning and him ending his life
0:22:26.280,0:22:32.440
um does it say when the last time he was Struck
it no it well it said it end uh it went through
0:22:32.440,0:22:41.000
and didn't end until 1977 so between 1977 and
1983 when he you know he committed suicide so a
0:22:41.000,0:22:45.760
couple like a couple that's that's like not long
after that's a good like what seven years could
0:22:45.760,0:22:52.360
six whatever the math is on that like that's less
than 10 years yeah right like maybe maybe because
0:22:52.360,0:22:58.160
he didn't feel special enough anymore you know I
mean I wonder how much of his body actually still
0:22:58.160,0:23:03.240
worked you know going through that maybe that's
why they broke up shck you know like [ __ ] his
0:23:03.240,0:23:07.880
dick don't work his dick don't work well he I
think he was old you know he's born you know
0:23:07.880,0:23:13.400
it started in 1942 so this dude was probably good
you know maybe in his 30s or 20s when it started
0:23:13.400,0:23:19.000
so you know I mean he probably went through number
of years with [ __ ] not broken and yeah I didn't
0:23:19.000,0:23:25.520
look into if he had kids or not uh I don't know
if they had that same problem but Joshua can
0:23:25.520,0:23:30.880
we make him our our sorry for the delay podcast
like hero like can we make this man our podcast
0:23:30.880,0:23:38.480
hero I vote for that this is our this is our
sorry for the delay official podcast hero the
0:23:38.480,0:23:44.200
man who was struck by lightning seven times and
live to tell the tale I think I think Roy needs
0:23:44.200,0:23:50.080
something I think I think what they should do for
Roy is I think in every location he was struck by
0:23:50.080,0:23:54.360
lightning like they do in you know PL you know
Hollywood they put stars on the ground I think
0:23:54.360,0:24:02.680
Roy should have little lightning B bolts at etched
our concrete into every location uh every spot he
0:24:02.680,0:24:06.920
was hit I think that's the right thing to do for
Roy maybe we do that for Roy maybe we gather up
0:24:06.920,0:24:13.960
some donations and we do a little bit of research
and we find every spot where Roy was struck and
0:24:13.960,0:24:19.160
then after we do this we go find Roy's family you
know his his you know kids or you know whoever's
0:24:19.160,0:24:24.200
still around and we go present him and say hey
look we found you know we found this information
0:24:24.200,0:24:30.280
and we just want to uh say thank you because Roy I
mean I don't know how we'd present that but Jesus
0:24:30.280,0:24:35.240
like we'll figure it out hey if 101 episodes
come around and there's people watching this
0:24:35.240,0:24:41.360
[ __ ] other than you lovely viewers right now
let's [ __ ] do it you know call us out on this
0:24:41.360,0:24:46.080
[ __ ] we'll [ __ ] make it happen we'll make it
work but until then Joshua we got to keep this
0:24:46.080,0:24:52.440
[ __ ] moving buddy we got to keep going I'm sorry
Roy but we about we almost halfway in we haven't
0:24:52.440,0:24:59.200
even touched the surface yet so that everybody
was my Guinness world world's record that have
0:24:59.200,0:25:06.720
never been broken segment if you like that segment
maybe give us a thumbs up maybe uh uh uh I kind of
0:25:06.720,0:25:11.280
found it a little fun world records that have
never been broken that was a good one buddy
0:25:11.280,0:25:17.520
that was a great one this week that was awesome
that's Wonder wonderful everybody hey do we have
0:25:17.520,0:25:24.320
any reasons for me to drink this is no longer uh
national holidays this is are there reasons for
0:25:24.320,0:25:33.320
me to drink today Joshua there there isn't a whole
lot of reasons to drink oh but I'm going to circle
0:25:33.320,0:25:39.200
I'll probably leave this last holiday that that
people do celebrate on this March 12th uh until
0:25:39.200,0:25:43.640
the very end I don't know I I I lined them up in a
specific order but now that I'm looking at it I'm
0:25:43.640,0:25:51.720
kind of like you know what I got five on the board
here um and one of them you know does does uh uh
0:25:51.720,0:25:57.720
mean something uh I guess whatever okay here we go
all right I don't [ __ ] dude I'm stumbling over
0:25:57.720,0:26:04.600
over what I'm trying to [ __ ] say get over it um
here we go I got five for you the first one on my
0:26:04.600,0:26:12.920
list for holidays on this March 12th for YouTube
maybe drink or not drink I got national baked
0:26:12.920,0:26:19.920
scallops day do you like scallops I love scallops
bro dude give me a good [ __ ] scallop over some
0:26:19.920,0:26:25.360
like garlic butter oh my God you basically you
basically get some scallops right get like five
0:26:25.360,0:26:33.000
scallops over a thing of rice Maybe a little
bit of a green beans or asparagus delicious
0:26:33.000,0:26:37.720
I I can't remember the last time I ate a scallop
because my girlfriend's allergic to scallops so
0:26:37.720,0:26:44.480
they can't even be anywhere near oh me or yeah
so my girlfriend doesn't need scallops so I have
0:26:44.480,0:26:50.080
totally forgot what they taste like but I believe
you that they are delicious um the number two they
0:26:50.080,0:26:59.160
are delicious agree on my list for holidays for
reasons to drink or be sober is National Alfred
0:26:59.160,0:27:07.760
Hitchcock day oh the birds guy right Birds movie
I think he I think you're right I think he do the
0:27:07.760,0:27:14.160
birds I was going to ask I think it might be crows
crows birds are were the crows sounds about the
0:27:14.160,0:27:19.760
birds that were used in that movie The Birds in
the movie Birds I think that I think that's what
0:27:19.760,0:27:24.680
it was I don't know somebody correct Us in the
comments I don't know Mia put a picture up show
0:27:24.680,0:27:30.560
me I don't know wherever I was going to do more
research on Alfred Hitchcock but I just kind of
0:27:30.560,0:27:34.720
said let's just fly through this you know it's
it's probably not worth talking about but for
0:27:34.720,0:27:40.680
yeah you know he is a big part of History uh Alber
hit honestly he really is he I feel like he's just
0:27:40.680,0:27:47.560
been talked over and over about like we get it
bro we get it you did movies back in the day you
0:27:47.560,0:27:55.800
progressed the film industry who cares let's move
on so am I gonna catch heat for that Joshua am I
0:27:55.800,0:28:02.280
gonna catch so much heat for that you might but
I mean they set Milestones get canell I I think
0:28:02.280,0:28:06.720
I think everybody has their time and we should
just start Ro rotating through time and and I
0:28:06.720,0:28:13.240
think Alfred Hitchcock has had his time in the in
in the light and we can his moment in the sun yeah
0:28:13.240,0:28:18.880
with all due respect he's had his moment let's
bring in some new blood you know let's bring in
0:28:18.880,0:28:25.880
some new life well I want to see new directors
like Joshua I I don't know okay we we'll get
0:28:25.880,0:28:32.360
to that at some point um for my third holiday
this one's kind of boring I don't think anybody
0:28:32.360,0:28:38.360
finds this exciting but it is something that was
there it it made the top you know holidays for
0:28:38.360,0:28:48.400
March 12th how about organize your home office
day kind of boring o organize your home office
0:28:48.400,0:28:53.880
day I mean I just did that I mean look behind
me for those of you who haven't seen is a new
0:28:53.880,0:29:00.880
setup here I got a new flowers back there I got
uh some of our funkos that we uh pulled from the
0:29:00.880,0:29:07.280
box over here in my corner um also Joshua just
since we're on this topic real quick uh to my
0:29:07.280,0:29:13.360
left hand side over here is a wonderful drawing
from a local artist these are all cats playing
0:29:13.360,0:29:19.800
poker buddy it's [ __ ] amazing yeah and if you
notice over there there's a UFO duck so pretty
0:29:19.800,0:29:26.640
sick sick one there yes Sean if you've you've
watched your offices you watch number of these
0:29:26.640,0:29:31.920
episodes Sean is in the art music uh he loves all
that stuff so it's it's something that is fitting
0:29:31.920,0:29:38.280
for Sean's uh space and his personality um yes
yeah so organize your home office I mean I don't
0:29:38.280,0:29:42.520
know if that has anything to do with taxes maybe
because people are doing their taxes organiz does
0:29:42.520,0:29:47.360
but oh actually wait do you want to grill my do
you want to grill me on my [ __ ] background bro
0:29:47.360,0:29:54.920
you want to [ __ ] let me have it huh you know I
I I kind of want to keep this positive Sean um but
0:29:54.920,0:30:01.040
your background was getting a little old it was
getting a little Dusty I I could tell some of the
0:30:01.040,0:30:06.400
you know you had them so you had that [ __ ] up so
long oh yeah even the LEDs were starting to burn
0:30:06.400,0:30:13.560
out dude and those things never burn the [ __ ]
out so [ __ ] dude it was time for your background
0:30:13.560,0:30:20.280
to be [ __ ] changed I'm sorry I am sorry I'm
glad you have some support at home my guy you
0:30:20.280,0:30:27.240
got a great partner in life because it was about
[ __ ] time you changed your background yeah yes
0:30:27.880,0:30:34.400
great job great job I than your decorator because
because it was about [ __ ] time hell yeah hang on
0:30:34.400,0:30:40.280
J before you move on you guys are halfway through
your workout congratulations you've made it this
0:30:40.280,0:30:46.400
far how much further do you need to go I'll tell
you another halfway 30 minutes on the clock Joshua
0:30:46.400,0:30:52.760
let's hit him with the rest of my reasons to
drink let's go let's go bro I feel like we've
0:30:52.760,0:30:57.840
just become a workout podcast we're just like
a hype hype workout podcast now you know pretty
0:30:57.840,0:31:04.000
soon'll be adding music in here we'll be getting a
little bit of you know some hype Hypes of maybe in
0:31:04.000,0:31:09.200
the middle of this you know your cool down us know
how to produce some music Joshua just saying give
0:31:09.200,0:31:13.960
you guys something to dance too I think it's the
guy who just changed his [ __ ] background about
0:31:13.960,0:31:29.640
time little bit of so for my next holiday my last
two is National plant a flower day [Music] M wait
0:31:29.640,0:31:35.240
a minute did your girlfriend plant those flowers
yet buddy no she didn't did she do any of that
0:31:35.240,0:31:41.840
for Valentine's Day no seems like the perfect day
to do that just saying no I know I was hoping you
0:31:41.840,0:31:46.800
were gonna say that there still still sitting if
if you guys watched the Valentine's Day episode it
0:31:46.800,0:31:51.960
was towards the end you could great episod put a
lot of work into that U you can fast forward till
0:31:51.960,0:31:57.320
the end whatever you can look at uh what I got my
girlfriend for Valentine's Day and don't judge me
0:31:57.320,0:32:01.640
at the end of that episode I did make up for it
we don't have to post everything we do in our
0:32:01.640,0:32:05.680
personal lives on here um but if you would like to
know yeah put it in the comment I'll let you know
0:32:05.680,0:32:14.240
what happened um but yes it is natural watch the
video of what happened it is National plan Flower
0:32:14.240,0:32:20.640
Day so if you have a green thumb or at least want
to try to plant something maybe this is the time
0:32:20.640,0:32:26.720
to do it give give it a shot you know you can even
grow indoor hydroponic stuff win um you know just
0:32:26.720,0:32:34.200
just give it shot you know there's stuff you can
grow you can eat stuff you can smoke um enjoy whoa
0:32:34.200,0:32:41.720
like beef jerky right yeah you could smoke beef
tricky you're right yeah you do that I'm sorry
0:32:41.720,0:32:46.360
Jos I'm getting you distracted let's keep going
no it's it's okay it's okay because I only got
0:32:46.360,0:32:53.720
five of these things and I've reached the final
one and this one oh that's oh [ __ ] I only got
0:32:53.720,0:33:02.240
five I only got five I I didn't write down a bunch
I only so this one it it is you know has a lot of
0:33:02.240,0:33:10.040
talking points you know whether you agree with it
or not agree with it I would like to hear you know
0:33:10.040,0:33:18.520
maybe some thoughts some concerns comments but
today oh no here we go is world day against cyber
0:33:18.520,0:33:28.160
censorship cyber censorship okay let's get into it
Joshua do you want to hear my perspective on this
0:33:28.160,0:33:33.720
first or would you like to give your perspective
on this I would you know I talk too much I want
0:33:33.720,0:33:39.920
to know what's going on in your head when you
hear cyber sens censorship what what does that
0:33:39.920,0:33:46.520
what red flags are raised to you when you hear
cyber censorship good bad ugly what's going on
0:33:46.520,0:33:53.200
all right let me put it this way josua listen
uh all right controversial take here buddy
0:33:53.200,0:34:04.320
controversial take but I believe if you are on
a platform that is not something that you own
0:34:04.320,0:34:16.800
or run the platform platform owner has the right
to get rid of anything that you say reason being
0:34:16.800,0:34:24.640
because well actually don't have a great reason
for that but I don't know I feel like uh you
0:34:24.640,0:34:31.840
thought way too long and hard that was like w I
was like that is a that is a controversial take
0:34:31.840,0:34:37.680
right there yeah just let it just let off the
tongue what do how do you feel about it come
0:34:37.680,0:34:43.840
on so here's the thing like if I say something
on Twitter that Twitter is like you probably
0:34:43.840,0:34:47.840
shouldn't have said that but you know what
Twitter has the right to do that right it's
0:34:47.840,0:34:54.560
their privately owned well yeah well not I
mean they're public now but whatever um but
0:34:54.560,0:35:00.720
it's like a it's not your space right you're
not out in the world shouting these things out
0:35:00.720,0:35:06.320
right like it's different when you're doing
it on somebody else's platform so for example
0:35:06.320,0:35:13.920
Joshua if we posted something on our own website
our own platform like our own streaming service
0:35:13.920,0:35:21.320
that wasn't YouTube then that is on us right we we
are presenting that right but if but since we're
0:35:21.320,0:35:26.880
posting on YouTube and then on our platform
I feel like it's okay for YouTube to have a
0:35:26.880,0:35:33.480
a right to get rid of whatever it is right
CU them as a business they are just looking
0:35:33.480,0:35:39.520
out for themselves because they're the business
right if you have a lot of people giving negative
0:35:39.520,0:35:45.840
connotations or like negative like whatever to
an Advertiser right they should have the right
0:35:45.840,0:35:54.080
to remove that because they're the business and
you're using their platform to essentially have
0:35:54.080,0:36:02.480
Free Speech but it's like having free speech and a
private sector it doesn't work you know like free
0:36:02.480,0:36:12.600
speech is more for being out and like on your own
platform where that works so it is controversial
0:36:12.600,0:36:18.120
but I see the side of the business and I also see
the side of the person right so yes you're going
0:36:18.120,0:36:25.480
to hit more people you're going to hit more target
audience if you are on those platforms right but
0:36:25.480,0:36:33.080
that is where the gray area is you know where is
freedom of speech when it comes to online you know
0:36:33.080,0:36:40.560
terms right and I know there's I think there's a
court case going on about this that is sorry to
0:36:40.560,0:36:50.800
interject Sean but I I'm just curious do you feel
like government has a place in that censorship or
0:36:50.800,0:36:59.280
do you think the businesses the owners the CEOs
the the platform owners should they be the ones
0:36:59.280,0:37:05.840
being able to dictate or can a third party like
the government come in or you know whatever you
0:37:05.840,0:37:10.240
want to call them you know Big Brother whatever
you want to call these entities that slide into
0:37:10.240,0:37:15.440
the DMS or whatever you want to you know whatever
um do you think they should be able to come in
0:37:15.440,0:37:23.040
with their fat pencil you know eraser and just
tell a CEO you just you can't do this so like who
0:37:23.040,0:37:28.440
makes the this this is where I kind of like this
is where this is where I fall down on the okay
0:37:28.440,0:37:37.000
scale right if you have a platform that involves
people speaking as in like a platform that has
0:37:37.000,0:37:44.160
a like text based right like text based or image
based like this is what I believe in kind of thing
0:37:44.160,0:37:53.480
like Facebook Twitter Instagram thing I believe
that there should be like a government regulation
0:37:53.480,0:38:00.000
on all that like I feel like if we have freedom
speech here in United States right I feel like
0:38:00.000,0:38:09.920
any platform that has you speaking right in those
terms images words literally speaking should hold
0:38:09.920,0:38:16.480
the values to that you know because that company
is making money based on what you are saying and
0:38:16.480,0:38:26.800
what you are posting right so this is why it's
like a a weird gray area it's because like I don't
0:38:26.800,0:38:32.360
know man like companies should have the right to
dictate what's being posted on their platform but
0:38:32.360,0:38:37.040
if you're a company that's making money off what
people post on the platform like there needs to
0:38:37.040,0:38:43.320
be a regulation and I feel like a third party
your big brother government should have that
0:38:43.320,0:38:49.520
you know say and if all the say is that you know
this is America it's freedom of speech you can say
0:38:49.520,0:38:57.880
whatever the [ __ ] you want then that should be
it you know but how do you feel about that Joshua
0:38:57.880,0:39:06.240
I mean it's so it's it's a very hard uh question I
mean it is it is a hard question I'm glad they I'm
0:39:06.240,0:39:11.040
in a way I'm glad they did bring up or they have
a day right it shouldn't just be like a day but
0:39:11.040,0:39:19.680
it does bring awareness like some of these things
that pop up that we talk about on here um but I I
0:39:19.680,0:39:30.840
do feel that it's not okay for somebody to come in
as an iron fist ruler and rewrite your rules you
0:39:30.840,0:39:39.840
know I I get it we're in a country um that's based
off of like uh like freedom of speech and all that
0:39:39.840,0:39:44.160
like like but we got to stick to that right if
you're if you're a leader if you're somebody
0:39:44.160,0:39:52.080
in power and you come into a place where where
there's like a bunch of freethinkers and and a lot
0:39:52.080,0:39:56.200
of people just having great ideas and and you come
in and you just say you know what you can't talk
0:39:56.200,0:40:02.160
about about this but you're a platform built about
talking about everything I kind of think that's
0:40:02.160,0:40:08.800
not okay I I don't think that somebody should
come in from the outside and tell you what you
0:40:08.800,0:40:16.760
cannot talk about now now that doesn't mean they
can't come in have a meeting you know start you
0:40:16.760,0:40:22.440
know like this is what popped up this is how was
on our radar they're using your platform for X you
0:40:22.440,0:40:28.200
know not the not the platform X but just saying as
a metaphor as X you know you know you know I'm not
0:40:28.200,0:40:34.720
trying to call it anybody particular but um you
know like I think you can bring awareness as an
0:40:34.720,0:40:41.440
outsider to what's going on on your platform and
a responsible business owner owner should take
0:40:41.440,0:40:49.120
that into consideration but I don't think you
necessarily have to you know fall over to what
0:40:49.120,0:40:55.960
they want you to do because now you're just now
you are no longer an independent company you are
0:40:55.960,0:41:00.840
now being dict dictated by somebody who's not
on your payroll and I and I don't think that's
0:41:00.840,0:41:06.600
cool I I don't think you know we're all adults you
know for the most part we're some of us are grown
0:41:06.600,0:41:10.960
babies you know who throw tantrums and all this
stuff and and I think if you want to be a grown
0:41:10.960,0:41:15.720
baby you want to put yourself out on the world
like that um and let people see who you are well
0:41:15.720,0:41:20.800
let the people decide if that's okay you know let
the let the people determine if that's what they
0:41:20.800,0:41:27.800
want to see now if you have an algorithm that
is promoting that somehow you know promoting it
0:41:27.800,0:41:32.440
just because it's just nonsense we didn't even get
on the algorithm factor of this yeah that that's
0:41:32.440,0:41:40.280
that's a that's a little bit different because
if if AI not people are are using you know like
0:41:40.280,0:41:46.000
say people just getting ran over by trucks or
some [ __ ] if an if AI is determining I don't
0:41:46.000,0:41:49.880
I don't know I just you know somebody get ran over
by a truck you know people watch weird [ __ ] like
0:41:49.880,0:41:56.240
that you know like I'm not I'm not into that I'm
not watching that um but you know if an algorithm
0:41:57.320,0:42:03.320
is deciding that that's something cool to watch
that that's not okay that's not okay so I think
0:42:03.320,0:42:07.960
I think algorithms really have to be looked at
um and the people writing the code the people
0:42:07.960,0:42:14.280
who are in in charge um I I would imagine there's
a lot of intelligent people you know they're not
0:42:14.280,0:42:19.760
on this podcast but I'm sure they're sitting
in an office right now and they're they're TR
0:42:19.760,0:42:26.400
they're their I don't know what their focus is I
I I do not know but I I I guess a circle back I'm
0:42:26.400,0:42:31.600
probably talking in circles and what I'm saying
doesn't make sense but um I I think I'm not a fan
0:42:31.600,0:42:37.000
of government coming in and telling you what to do
with what you own but I they can come in I'm okay
0:42:37.000,0:42:42.400
with them coming in having a meeting sitting down
with you and saying what's going on how you fixing
0:42:42.400,0:42:46.400
this we're going to circle back in 3 months if
it's gotten better cool if it hasn't gotten better
0:42:46.400,0:42:52.160
you know why has still the government coming
in you know josua that's still the government
0:42:52.160,0:42:56.760
coming in to say hey what are you doing why are
you doing this how are you stopping this you know
0:42:56.760,0:43:03.840
that's still the government coming in like I get
what you're saying though like if okay so as so
0:43:03.840,0:43:10.040
let's just take us for example Joshua sorry for
the delay right people come to our website right
0:43:10.040,0:43:17.840
they post comments they have a forum they they uh
are a community right what happens when some of
0:43:17.840,0:43:27.640
those people start to post some what we think as
racist or just bigotry right are you saying that
0:43:27.640,0:43:35.800
us as the company sorry for the a should be the
ones to stop that right or are you saying that
0:43:35.800,0:43:42.480
we need a third party to come in and say hey this
is not right and needs to be stopped because we're
0:43:42.480,0:43:50.600
telling you you know so do you want companies to
to to stop it on their own or do you want a third
0:43:50.600,0:43:56.400
party to stop it and who's the third party you
would even choose to elect to stop it because if
0:43:56.400,0:44:03.800
you choose someone other than the government it's
going to be somebody with a a monetary value right
0:44:03.800,0:44:10.520
a company that is still looking to make money
that's selling whatever it is right so what if
0:44:10.520,0:44:17.240
that company's like uh I mean this racist slur was
vulgar but this racist slur was kind of funny you
0:44:17.240,0:44:26.760
know what I mean like where's the middleman it's
it's certainly controversial um but I I not a fan
0:44:26.760,0:44:31.800
I just I don't like Authority okay I I'm just
going to put it this way I don't like Authority
0:44:31.800,0:44:42.080
you know like I I have grown up not liking to be
told what to do so when it comes to me you know I
0:44:42.080,0:44:50.160
hate when somebody comes in and tells me you know
what to [ __ ] do you know I I really don't I you
0:44:50.160,0:44:55.960
could I mean you know you can come in you know we
can talk you know if if what you're saying a lie
0:44:57.160,0:45:05.840
with my goals and my values um and they're for the
betterment better for Humanity are the growth of
0:45:05.840,0:45:13.720
me then I'll listen I'll listen I'll drink the
juice I'll listen you see everybody this is why
0:45:13.720,0:45:20.880
we don't get into politics I'll listen I'll listen
I'll listen I don't I don't you know I had a hard
0:45:20.880,0:45:26.880
time in school you know I I had a hard time being
told what to do it's not that that I felt like
0:45:26.880,0:45:34.520
always you know like you know I I don't I don't
know I don't know I don't know but you know I I
0:45:34.520,0:45:40.040
think there has to be you know I think there has
to be somebody to every once in a while just say
0:45:40.040,0:45:47.920
hello how's it going um but they shouldn't be able
to like unplug your system and run away with your
0:45:47.920,0:45:52.960
software and run away with your hard work and
you know that's just kind of wrong I I think
0:45:52.960,0:45:56.440
there's got to be a meeting of the minds big you
there's a lot of smart people people in the world
0:45:56.440,0:46:01.920
I think I think uh we're capable of doing it and
you know I'm glad there's awareness around all
0:46:01.920,0:46:07.720
of it and more so now than ever so josa before we
leave the subject real quick let me promote this
0:46:07.720,0:46:14.400
idea to you if there was a way for example let's
I'll use our situation again right so let's let's
0:46:14.400,0:46:21.360
say sorry for the delay had a way to or had an
algorithm let's put it that way had an algorithm
0:46:21.360,0:46:32.120
that if you were Pro one thing racist right and
anti-racist the other right if we had an algorithm
0:46:32.120,0:46:40.160
that separated those two communities right so that
they all shared an equal like you know like equal
0:46:40.160,0:46:48.720
playing field with each other and never mixed in
would that be okay because now as a company you're
0:46:48.720,0:46:56.040
kind of dictating you know that that freedom of
speech right that what people think is going to
0:46:56.040,0:47:05.600
everybody is now only going to a community that
accepts those words you know would that be okay
0:47:05.600,0:47:13.080
I think people should be informed I think people
there should be awareness raised on every topic
0:47:13.080,0:47:19.800
that's going on in the world I I I think the
more people know the the better decisions we
0:47:19.800,0:47:26.680
can make um and I think it just depends on where
you get your information from so I high recommend
0:47:26.680,0:47:33.000
everybody don't choose one venue for all their
information you know if you like Google you know
0:47:33.000,0:47:39.760
maybe spend off to um [ __ ] Microsoft Bing which
for some reason I can't get off my [ __ ] computer
0:47:39.760,0:47:46.320
every time I search on Google it redirects me
to Bing I do not know why it does that um I
0:47:46.320,0:47:50.200
have no idea I think I got hit with some malware
or something in my computer something's going on
0:47:50.200,0:47:54.000
with my system but every time I search on Google
somebody knows how to fix [ __ ] porn you look
0:47:54.000,0:47:59.080
at I I don't look at any porn on this [ __ ] but
it if somebody knows how to fix that [ __ ] every
0:47:59.080,0:48:03.000
time I look it up on Google it redirects me to
Bing and then I got to [ __ ] do a Google search
0:48:03.000,0:48:10.120
it's all [ __ ] up so something's going on here
um but but I think what I'm getting at what I'm
0:48:10.120,0:48:18.040
getting at is by default I now have multiple views
on things because my own my own computer's [ __ ]
0:48:18.040,0:48:28.040
up right now um but do your research is what I'm
saying um don't you know always go to w wikipedia
0:48:28.040,0:48:33.440
don't always go to Google look around a little bit
um try something different um [ __ ] go outside
0:48:33.440,0:48:39.200
and ask your neighbors bro yeah talk yeah I mean
ask a real human for God's sake you know but uh
0:48:39.200,0:48:43.040
Jesus all right Joshua let's move on from this
[ __ ] buddy hey we're almost 10 minutes in we're
0:48:43.040,0:48:47.000
10 minutes left actually I should have said that
Jesus you guys are almost there your workouts are
0:48:47.000,0:48:53.720
going good look how sweaty you are oh disgusting
I mean tasty um Joshua do you have any fun finds
0:48:53.720,0:49:00.400
or [ __ ] anything to change the mood around here
like come on broki what do we got what do we got
0:49:00.400,0:49:05.400
I know you got something hiding back there let's
get away from censorship because we do not like
0:49:05.400,0:49:16.000
censorship I'm not a big fan of it Sean anent yeah
yeah you know I I but I do I do have a a fun find
0:49:16.000,0:49:21.200
um I came across this I came across this the other
day I'm I'm super stoked on it I didn't have the
0:49:21.200,0:49:28.360
Eagle Eye to find this thing I went shopping with
my girlfriend and she she somehow spotted this
0:49:28.360,0:49:32.680
thing and I was like well it was the only one left
on the shelf and I haven't busted one of these out
0:49:32.680,0:49:40.600
in a while nor have I I purchased one in a while
um it wasn't a value buy you but it was a cool
0:49:40.600,0:49:49.000
find and what we found on the Shelf at the local
Target here where I live we found this always yeah
0:49:49.000,0:49:55.520
I mean where wehous to I shop you know I found
[ __ ] Deadpool isn't it fun Little Gym right here
0:49:57.640,0:49:58.120
you
0:49:58.120,0:50:06.600
[ __ ] you son of a [ __ ] all right Joshua
you know what here here's my fun find Joshua
0:50:06.600,0:50:14.120
hey check it out [ __ ] [ __ ] Deadpool
is that one on this collection dead is in
0:50:14.120,0:50:17.640
this collection yes it is in this colle
there's our fun finds for the there are
0:50:17.640,0:50:22.600
the fun finds for the uh the week there uh
who's yours yours okay so yours is a mine's
0:50:22.600,0:50:28.000
a tourist who's yours I got the number
one in the collection this one is beauty
0:50:28.000,0:50:32.920
pageant dead show the camera show the camera
beauty pageant all right perfect like this
0:50:32.920,0:50:40.080
screenshot [ __ ] I knew it I knew it was coming
I knew it was coming you know how I knew it was
0:50:40.080,0:50:45.840
coming because they just dropped that dead
Deadpool 3 [ __ ] trailer during uh Super
0:50:45.840,0:50:52.520
Bowl spectacular Joshua I really I really want to
watch it with you like I want to watch it together
0:50:52.520,0:50:56.360
we're going to figure out a way to do it and we're
going to watch it together but they dropped that
0:50:56.360,0:51:02.640
trailer and I was like [ __ ] and the other day
my girlfriend went to Target funny how that works
0:51:02.640,0:51:10.360
huh and she found that place to go she found that
one for me and I was like this is amazing I love
0:51:10.360,0:51:16.040
it and I knew in the back of my little mind I was
like I think Joshua's gonna find a Deadpool one
0:51:16.040,0:51:24.480
too and look lo and behold baby yeah I I haven't I
haven't found a Deadpool in or I wouldn't say like
0:51:24.480,0:51:29.440
I haven't been shopping around for funkos in in a
while um I've been keeping to be honest I've been
0:51:29.440,0:51:37.560
keeping my head down when I go into Target and
keeping my focus sharp because if it everybody
0:51:37.560,0:51:43.320
knows that when you shop at Target you come out
of there buying a bunch of [ __ ] you know that
0:51:43.320,0:51:47.560
you didn't go in there intending to look for I
mean that's just the way targets kind of work
0:51:47.560,0:51:54.600
suck you in you know they figured out how to suck
you off well you know how it used to be just like
0:51:54.600,0:52:01.360
the impulse bu the candy at the register like that
was a strategy you know for companies but now when
0:52:01.360,0:52:06.160
you walk into targets they figured this [ __ ]
out everything up and down the aisles has become
0:52:06.160,0:52:11.960
a grab and go I need to put this in my basket
strategy so yep congratulations to the people
0:52:11.960,0:52:16.560
that figured that out because you're you're not
coming at a Target most time spending under you
0:52:16.560,0:52:21.320
know especially with all the price increases on
everything under freaking $200 300 bucks I mean
0:52:21.320,0:52:28.600
it's it's it's mandatory yeah you know dude even
when I go for like just toilet trees and [ __ ]
0:52:28.600,0:52:35.440
70 bucks easy 70 bucks easy is what I'm spending
that's just like shampoo conditioner body wash
0:52:35.440,0:52:42.760
just simple [ __ ] 70 bucks that's like I can't
I can't escape it I can't escape random tangent
0:52:42.760,0:52:46.040
just because I know we got a little bit of time
left I'm not going to talk a lot about it because
0:52:46.040,0:52:52.000
we're talking about how much things cost so real
quick my girlfriend just got an updated price
0:52:52.000,0:53:00.800
increase for our our pets um visitation price you
know we love animals we love animals on this side
0:53:00.800,0:53:06.840
of s [ __ ] visit wait what is a visit what is
a visitation fee like are you visiting your pets
0:53:06.840,0:53:12.920
where where your pets at well you you know Well
Visit you know when you show up like and you
0:53:12.920,0:53:17.160
you know you want to do the regular checkups
right like a checkup you know like a [ __ ]
0:53:17.160,0:53:23.920
oh yeah you take them in I thought you had
a pet jail or some [ __ ] like you're just
0:53:23.920,0:53:28.160
[ __ ] visiting your pets like a congreg
visit or whatever they call those things
0:53:28.160,0:53:34.560
yeah so we recently on the topic of how
[ __ ] expensive things are getting um
0:53:34.560,0:53:42.000
animals we love our animals on this side
of uh the map here um so our dog [ __ ]
0:53:42.000,0:53:46.920
you I know I know I know Sean you don't we
got pets we got two little dogs so one was
0:53:46.920,0:53:52.760
special needs um should we love that little
dog to death um so we just got a letter in
0:53:52.760,0:54:00.080
the mail stating that our pet insurance the
the not insurance but the the visitation for
0:54:00.080,0:54:08.960
the one hour fee one hour we're talking one
hour folks one hour mhm went from $137 to
0:54:08.960,0:54:22.040
$372 God damn Jesus so uh you're going
to give up on your pets now or what's
0:54:22.040,0:54:27.680
up Jesus no way so we love these
little dogs but so my girlfriend
0:54:27.680,0:54:33.160
being the uh uh the Wild Flower she is
the the you know I love her to death my
0:54:33.160,0:54:36.800
girlfriend but you know what she says
well at least it meets the deductible
0:54:36.800,0:54:46.400
now you think that's why they did it so I can
meet they deductible [ __ ] dude you know talking
0:54:46.400,0:54:52.520
about like wild Insurance scams and how insurances
work I I you know there was a there was a twinkle
0:54:52.520,0:54:58.320
in my eyee when I heard that I was like maybe
there that's that's a little bit of a a scheme
0:54:58.320,0:55:05.240
a scam something they're working on so but now
it meets the deductible um whereas before the
0:55:05.240,0:55:11.720
what 50 [ __ ] whatever I said you know number was
um before um that didn't me to so that was coming
0:55:11.720,0:55:18.960
out of pocket every time but now this 300 godamn
dollar ticket the insurance are saying thank you
0:55:18.960,0:55:25.600
and we are now meeting a deductible to everybody
so congratulations pet owners crazy depending on
0:55:25.600,0:55:28.840
where you're taking them you know maybe that's
high price but we love our pets so we take them
0:55:28.840,0:55:39.960
to this good spot um but yeah [ __ ] just got
expensive for us God damn well hey love makes
0:55:39.960,0:55:45.000
you do really weird things you know really crazy
things buddy you know what else is also crazy
0:55:45.000,0:55:51.360
Joshua we still have a little bit of time here
and I feel like I gotta I'm I'm gonna keep doing
0:55:51.360,0:55:56.240
this until someone tells me not to do this Joshua
you have two choices buddy we're going to do the
0:55:56.240,0:56:01.640
trolley problem all right two choices trolley
problem again a game made by Cai and happiness
0:56:01.640,0:56:06.600
not sponsored uh joshwa has two choices he has
to kill one of these people all right the first
0:56:06.600,0:56:15.360
choice that he has is a run race a Runway stroller
full of triplets look at how cute those little
0:56:15.360,0:56:25.200
guys are Joshua so beautiful so kind so loving so
innocent the second choice Joshua has is are Lord
0:56:25.200,0:56:34.240
and Savior Jesus Christ on his first or second
World Tour all right but while your brain is
0:56:34.240,0:56:43.880
thinking Joshua to spice things up a little bit
let's see so these little babies they practice
0:56:43.880,0:56:52.320
Witchcraft and you will be cursed to share the
same faith in their final breath if hit all right
0:56:52.320,0:56:59.800
buddy so you too will be hit by the the train all
right if you uh if you do these little babies bad
0:56:59.800,0:57:11.840
and [ __ ] this a long word just had a physical
a phys physical law [ __ ] I can't even read this
0:57:11.840,0:57:18.040
one I'm GNA have to skip that one because I can't
read for [ __ ] here you go brought their daughter
0:57:18.040,0:57:23.240
to take your kid to work day to trolley on the
tracks day all right well I didn't know Jesus
0:57:23.240,0:57:27.960
had a daughter but I guess would be you or me
I don't know how that works so who you killing
0:57:27.960,0:57:36.680
buddy who you killing still doing this until
someone tells me not to let's go okay so I have
0:57:36.680,0:57:42.600
said this many of times you know when you're an
adult you've been around long enough you um I'm
0:57:42.600,0:57:49.160
guessing Jesus is an adult he had a time they've
WR a written a lot of books about him this could
0:57:49.160,0:57:57.240
be controversial I've heard enough Jesus I've
heard enough I work with a Jesus you know he's
0:57:57.240,0:58:01.720
a nice guy enough from him too you know like
no he's a good he's a good dude I like Jesus
0:58:01.720,0:58:06.760
um but me too I love Jesus you know if there's
if there's anything to know about Jesus pick up
0:58:06.760,0:58:12.320
a book those babies have not grown yet those
babies still have an opportunity to change
0:58:12.320,0:58:21.760
their ways those babies could be the next I mean
astronaut the next next something in life so even
0:58:21.760,0:58:28.920
though it seems like their future is already
determined to them determined I I I think the
0:58:28.920,0:58:38.120
babies should stay I think the babies Joshua are
what I'm saving I'm 100% with you buddy I'm 100%
0:58:38.120,0:58:43.600
with you let's save these little triplets let's
you know what when we save them let's give them
0:58:43.600,0:58:48.680
a [ __ ] fortune bro let's give them a goddamn
Fortune so that they can follow that fortune
0:58:48.680,0:58:53.320
and maybe those lucky numbers would win something
for him what do you say buddy all right what you
0:58:53.320,0:59:00.120
say I I really hope these babies have a future
even though they're fake babies on a card to you
0:59:00.120,0:59:04.480
know there is some triplets out there that are
real on a stroller going down the tracks right
0:59:04.480,0:59:08.760
now bro it's big world they're real I'm holding
them right now I'm holding them I'm holding them
0:59:08.760,0:59:14.320
in my hand buddy look it I got them I got him
in the palm of my hand right here sh We Are the
0:59:14.320,0:59:23.080
World buddy we are the world yes so um man I'm
feeling these my ties baby I'm going to go into
0:59:23.080,0:59:30.800
my chest because right now there is no fortune
right here so let me go into my chest give me
0:59:30.800,0:59:38.840
a second what the [ __ ] um Mia be right back
cut this [ __ ] out I'm about to show my dick
0:59:38.840,0:59:44.640
good luck everybody here it comes all right if
you left miss my dick buddy um what the did you
0:59:44.640,0:59:50.440
really pull out your penis I'm pretty sure I did
unless me cut it out and if Mia cut it out sorry
0:59:50.440,0:59:57.600
everybody check us out on only fans all right what
we on episode only what is is this episode episod
0:59:57.600,1:00:05.720
244 yeah all right everybody you can literally J
wait I didn't even mention this you can literally
1:00:05.720,1:00:13.120
watch an episode all day 24 hours that's [ __ ]
crazy that is [ __ ] bro that's [ __ ] CRA you
1:00:13.120,1:00:17.320
could watch a whole day of us talking about
this [ __ ] and if we ever needed to go back
1:00:17.320,1:00:23.080
and [ __ ] figure some [ __ ] out like how I
need to figure out uh how many days or how many
1:00:23.080,1:00:28.920
uh [ __ ] fortunes have the number seven on them
well it's going to take you a long time let me put
1:00:28.920,1:00:36.480
it that way anyways well let's go I'm I'm going
to do I'm going to do this Fortune a little bit
1:00:36.480,1:00:43.920
different uh I'm sick and tired of of uh ripping
this package open and putting a bunch of crumbs
1:00:43.920,1:00:49.520
all over my carpet you know you can't see it but
there is carpet below me I don't I I don't have
1:00:49.520,1:00:55.160
hardwood floors I'm going to break this cookie
up inside this package all right why you do that
1:00:55.160,1:01:02.560
does the carpet match the drapes very much so
I got all yeah very very very oh no is there a
1:01:02.560,1:01:09.880
fortune in here oh God okay here we go here we
go there better be [ __ ] fortune gosh darn it
1:01:09.880,1:01:15.200
all right everybody we make big like a bigger MK
what the [ __ ] no but it's it's all contained in
1:01:15.200,1:01:21.920
the package oh okay I see I didn't I was getting
tired of yeah I was getting tired of doing that
1:01:21.920,1:01:32.000
um all right well that folks is our last last
Special K uh Fortune of this box how could
1:01:32.000,1:01:41.960
we all right Sean are you ready for this Fortune
today you know josa after all these months and
1:01:41.960,1:01:50.640
all these weeks to come down to the final
cookie in the middle of March I don't know
1:01:50.640,1:01:56.160
man it just doesn't feel right you know like it
feels like we should just save it for the end of
1:01:56.160,1:02:04.080
the year but you've already opened it we're
ready to go just get just [ __ ] hit me with
1:02:04.080,1:02:11.200
that final final Fortune I'm gonna grab my rope
all right everybody if you're in the back of the
1:02:11.200,1:02:19.000
classroom Scoot a little bit forward because I'm
about to read you today's Fortune for March 12th
1:02:19.000,1:02:31.280
2024 your fortune for today is as the first step
towards change is awareness the second step is
1:02:31.280,1:02:46.960
acceptance well for a final Fortune it wasn't
that bad and if you missed it if you missed
1:02:46.960,1:02:52.720
the fortune I'm going to read it for you
one more time cuz this is actually one of
1:02:52.720,1:02:59.840
the better ones that we've read we've that
I have read over the course of this podcast
1:02:59.840,1:03:07.120
that we've started together here is your
fortune once again everybody the first step
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towards change is awareness the second step
is acceptance let's go very true I accept it
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I was aware was the final fortune and I've
accepted that it was the final Fortune how
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about those lucky numbers Joshua man that one
runs deep that I'm going to think about that
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that's a keeper that's that's a deep one that
hurts um four your lucky numbers on March 12th
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2024 you have 42 33 15 44 21 and
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51 still just 17 so for those of you who
don't know oh words for those of you who
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don't know if we reach seven sevens so seven
single sevens throughout the year we're going
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to have a little giveaway little little sweep
Stakes going on so so far we are only at 17
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and we have 42 weeks to go the odds are in our
favor but until then Joshua one more time for
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those who missed it in the back cooling down
let's go all right come on for it everybody
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your lucky numbers are 42 33 15 44 21 51 let's
go everybody it's a great year let's keep going
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sheesh damn girl look at that ass or damn
bro look at that ass you know all-inclusive
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let's go Jesus Jesus and with that everybody
you've come to another episode of sorry for
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the delay thank you for watching thank you for
listening oh and that's right you're done with
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your workout congratulations you made it and if
this was a really hard edit and a really hard
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cut I'm so sorry nothing else happened we're not
plastered well I'm not on the sauce I don't know
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what you're talking about fine that's that's
fine responsibility what else do you want to
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say drink Jesus I think my drink's get into me
too Jesus Christ fing old chewy old chewy got
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to me too everybody um drink responsibly have
fun [ __ ] you up it's still the beginning of
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the year I I'm always going to bring the positive
energy so um let's keep it going everybody I love
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all of you happy Birthday to everybody who
had a birthday is celebrating whatever you
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you're doing um we hope to see all of you next
time let's go uh let's go thank you all for
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coming appreciate you all right [ __ ] beautiful
Joshua all right everybody see you later deuces
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