Sorry For The Delay | EP.25 | Blind Boxes, Close Calls & Lucky Numbers
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: (Name Not Mentioned — “strong” double drink), (Name Not Mentioned — Star Wars cup)
Joshua: (Name Not Mentioned)
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Cold Open, Mia’s Intro & Tease
0:00:37 Welcome Back, Energy Check & Workout Starts
0:01:46 Teaser Trailer Recap & Blind Boxes Plan
0:03:06 “Reasons To Drink” Setup
0:03:54 St. Patrick’s Day: Quick History Lesson
0:08:58 Storytime: Sean’s Close Call With A DUI Stop
0:12:03 Storytime: Joshua’s Underage Pull-Over That Changed Everything
0:29:19 Halfway Workout Check-In & Vibes
0:33:03 March 19 Holidays: Snowman Burning, St. Joseph’s Day, First Day Of Spring, Spring Equinox, Let’s Laugh Day
0:39:02 Fun Finds Status (None Today)
0:41:17 Pop Mart Monsters Unboxing Begins (Dracula Pull)
0:46:50 Fortune Cookies Are Back (New Method For Lucky Numbers)
0:52:01 Lucky Numbers Revealed (Leo + Purple Settings)
0:57:40 Final Thoughts, Honesty PSA & Sign-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “Welcome to Sorry For The Delay — I’m your editor Mia.” — Cold open.
• “Get that [__] going… your workout starts right now.” — Sean, firing the starter pistol.
• “We put out a teaser trailer last week… our first social media endeavor.” — Sean, on the surprise drop.
• “Blind boxes — never been opened — end of the episode we’ll unbox one per week.” — Sean, setting the rules.
• “I am not a professor… I merely provide some sort of information.” — Joshua, before the St. Patty’s mini-lesson.
• “Have you been drinking? — Maybe… you tell me.” — Sean, retelling his traffic stop.
• “Son, I’m going to need you to step out of the car.” — Officer, in Joshua’s story.
• “Depending on what you blow… you’re not seeing your girlfriend tonight.” — CHP officer, high stakes moment.
• “Sometimes just be honest — that night I got a break.” — Joshua, moral of the story.
• “We’ve basically become a workout podcast.” — Sean, mid-episode realization.
• “Snowman Burning Day — how do you even burn a snowman?” — Joshua, baffled by holidays.
• “Let’s keep it random — nothing scripted.” — Joshua, on generating numbers.
• “You will take a gamble and win.” — Joshua, reading the fortune.
• “Your lucky numbers are 3, 16, 31, 33, 37, 38, 41.” — Sean, for the folks in the back.
• “We’re already winners — we have you.” — Sean, to the audience.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You will take a Gamble and win.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 16, 31, 33, 37, 38, 41
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Pop Mart “Monsters” Blind Box — Dracula pull with director’s chair & goblet; first of a nine-week set unboxing.
Joshua: None This Episode.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your
editor Mia in this week's episode the boys
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start their first Adventure into unboxing
blind boxes they each tell a life-changing
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story and find a new way to obtain your
lucky numbers and Fortune enjoy the
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[Music] show all that stuff [ __ ] solar flares
it's all the they're mining the moon oh man we
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need to mine the Moon Jesus Christ hello everyone
welcome to another episode of sorry for the delay
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we are your hosts my name is Sean this is Joshua
Joshua how you doing buddy hello everybody I'm I'm
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doing okay I I have to admit I mean normally I got
a ton of energy so I'm going to rely on everybody
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in the classroom today to give me a little bit of
energy um I I look to my co-host Sean over here to
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give me a little bit of juice some inspiration
so hopefully Sean has something for me or you
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know as Sean likes to say during your workout
you're just going to be bored because there's
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going to be a lot of Silence during this podcast
so hopefully we got something for you guys today
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on this can you imagine an hour full of Silence
bro that would be shitty as [ __ ] and speaking
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of that your workout starts right now so get that
[ __ ] going um and I want to give a special hello
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to every new listener um and all you old listeners
thank you guys for joining us like we appreciate
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it um Joshua I want to start things off a little
differently um we put out a teaser trailer last
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week Joshua uh our first social media Endeavor you
know um did you did you see that video Joshua did
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did you see the video in question I did I did I
did it picked up it popped up on my feed and and
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uh to everybody Sean Sean did not tell me about
this this surprise so it was even a surprise to
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me as well so if it surprised some of you it was a
surprise join the club I didn't I didn't even get
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a ticket I'm here with you guys and I didn't even
get a ticket to that surprise so uh yeah thank you
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no it was it was really call it a it was a spur
of the moment kind of thing josua so if anybody
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is coming to watch that unboxing we will do that
at the end of the episode because that's usually
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how this works it's on our fun find section but I
just want to give people a little taste a little
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taste of what we got Joshua so a little preview we
got these blind boxes all right I have nine blind
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boxes and the goal is to get the entire set all
right so these are the kind of little guys that
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we can get I mean spoiler alerts But Blind Boxes
never been opened so end of the episode we'll
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unbox one of these guys per week for the next
nine weeks and who knows maybe we give one away
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other than that Joshua let's go ahead and start
things off the way we always start things off
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do we have any fun finds or sorry fun finds see
my brain skipped ahead there uh do we have any
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reasons to drink Joshua any national holidays
World Records what do you got buddy what do you
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got you better have something up that Arsenal
I I I do try my best to come up with some kind
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of content for everybody who listens to this
um but you know the the only thing I was able
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to come up with uh because we did just get out
of St Patty's Day so if you were one of those
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people that did celebrate St Patty's Day um I do
have a a brief history on St Patty's I didn't I
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didn't go into crazy detail because I leave that
to the textbooks you know I'm I I always like to
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tell everybody I am not a professor I am not a
teacher I merely somebody that you were listening
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to or if you're watching I'm somebody on screen
who provides some sort of information so here's
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what I got for wait a minute J you told me you
told me you were a doctor and then you put two
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fingers in my butt I I I don't think that was
me I I think you slipped and fell on somebody
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else's finger because it'd be a little hard for
me to do since you're way up in uh Washington
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and I'm I'm down here I mean I did I did have
a dream after that I was was eating chocolate
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with my hands so that might have something to do
with it Jesus that that must have been a hell of
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a dream I don't think I I think this is where we
cut and uh we do not talk about creamy chy fingers
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CU nobody wants to hear about peanut butter Pooh
hand I don't think so nobody's listening to that
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I don't know somebody's somebody will yeah but I
I I do have a little bit of brief history so if
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you enjoyed a little bit of green beer or whatever
you do for St St Patty St Patrick's Day um I have
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a brief history so for your brief history of
St Patrick's Day St Patrick's Day began as a
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feast day in observance of St Patrick believe
it or not the patron saint of Ireland yeah who
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knows it was named after the guy or you know who
is for yeah the holiday evolved into a secular
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celebration of Irish culture green here and
anything with a shamrock on it believe it or
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not I mean I guess right I guess St Patrick was
born in Rome Britain in the late 14th century
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and was kidnapped at the age of 16 and taken
to Ireland as a Slave oh man that that must
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have been you know turned into slavery yeah dude
well guess what he escaped but returned about uh
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about 432 CE to convert the Irish to Christianity
Believe It or Not wow so they brainwashed him that
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they kidnapped him then brainwashed him then he
escaped I I don't I I don't know but apparently
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St Patrick's Day is a big deal um you did mention
it gives us you know people reason to drink you
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know I got my buddies back here in the couple
dogs I was about to ask you about those buddies
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yeah yeah they look good buddy they they uh AI
generated again yeah no no that was actually
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handdrawn Sean I've been building up episode yeah
I would been drawing that painstakingly over the
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last uh five minutes to get that in the backround
there that is incredible I like the attention to
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detail those dogs are drinking what looks to
be beer correct yeah yeah and uh it's it's
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steampunk inspired I don't know if you can tell
he's got a nice steampunk uh he's got a a robot
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hand may be a little blurry for so I can't see
that but yeah he's got a that that'd be amazing
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that's awesome yeah it's actually pretty cool
you know maybe we'll zoom in on that thing at
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some in post or something Zoom it in meia Zoom
that [ __ ] in right now beautiful absolutely
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beautiful well that so then what happened Joshua
so then what else happened what do you mean what
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else happened what what else I mean he converted
people to Christianity and then that was it they
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made a holiday after him again that was it's
called a brief a brief summary of see it's
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not called I'm going to read the whole textbook
for you Sean or anybody else listening if you're
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interested in St Patrick's you could look it up
yourself but I think most of us celebrate that
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you know St Patrick's Day to to drink and hang
out with friends and and celebrate uh I mean I
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had to work so if some of you had it off lucky
you cuz I had to work I to had to work that day
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but I am wearing green in honor of St Patty's Day
so there you go do you oh I'm sorry it's the the
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lighting it's my natural skin color is green so
it Blends in really well um but I was going to
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ask you J do you have any like Recollections of
a St Patty's Day that you remember or that you
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like know fondly of like it's a drinking holiday
and I know back in your youth Joshua you you used
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to put him down buddy like I want to know you
probably went out one time on a St Patty's Day
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and you had a an amazing day or a horrible night
no I I can't say that I H have a super memorable
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St Patrick's Day uh memory memorable I mean I I
I I don't know no I don't I don't think that I do
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I don't I don't think that I do cuz I I think I
just would probably drink regardless of the day
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you know I don't need St Patrick's Day to yeah you
know like H let's just pick a day to drink let's
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just you know pick St Patrick's Day no um but no I
I really don't have do you do you have any say do
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you have any memorable like ones you can actually
remember cuz I know you get into the sauce pretty
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deep you might not be able to remember it anyways
baby uh the one I do remember was there's a place
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in downtown Santa Cruz J I believe you know this
place um help me with the name here um it's right
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next to the motive Club Rosies is that what it is
oh yeah yeah Ros Rosie McKenzie Ros Rosies yeah I
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think yeah Rosie m whatever whatever the name
is um I remember one St Patty's Day which was
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probably the only St Patty's Day um that I went to
uh you know got got freaking smashed you know uh
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very fun they were doing a did not partake in this
but they were doing Jagger bombs um not a big fan
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of Jagger bombs but I watched people do them it
was amazing fun times uh that was the first time
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I had a flaming Dr Pepper which was delicious it
tasted like Dr Pepper don't ask me what's inside
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of it cuz I don't know it was delicious uh but
this is also the first time I got pulled over um
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driving my buddies home all of us intoxicated damn
that's that's that's a tough one oh my go you get
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pulled over oh yeah after do you remember how old
you were at the time sorry how old were you when
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you got ped I believe I believe at the time I was
like 22 23 I was I was pretty young uh but luckily
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you know I was the most sober of the friend group
that I was in and I was driving us home and when
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I got pulled over the the officer in question
was like have you been drinking and I was like
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maybe you tell me and he pulled me out out made
me do a sobriety test looked into the car noticed
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like three other people just passed out drunk and
was like you think you can get him home and I was
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like yes sir and he was likew all right and he
let me go and I believe to this day if that that
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nice gentleman officer didn't let me go my life
would have gone a different way buddy I would have
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probably been all up in the sauce probably gone
so yeah and you had a bunch of you good police
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officer oh yeah yeah we would have been [ __ ]
but I did learn my lesson never drinking Drive
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um until that day I never did you know I I will
uh I mean they say Buzz driving is drunk driving
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but come on now you know there you might have
a little like one one or two drinks and then be
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able to drive I'm just saying I'm a big guy I can
I can hold them all right so yeah you do you do
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have you do have a tolerance now that you mention
it though I I also do have a getting pulled over
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while drinking and driving is that is that should
I not confess these types of things live I mean
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actually we're not live I mean I confess to mine I
I don't think I've ever told my parents that or I
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don't think I've told anybody that one yeah should
I confess should I tell my story should I tell my
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pulled over on the like pulled over in possibly
lifechanging event should I share that with you I
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share that with all of you everybody in the class
please raise your hand whether or not you want to
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hear that from Joshua I see three people sleeping
and two people of Rose what looks to be a thumb
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oh all right well take that for what you will okay
well I I will do my best to tell this story it's a
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drinking story I know everybody has them and we do
not promote drinking and driving on this program
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never um but if you would like to share uh a story
Down Below in the comment feel feel free to we
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do we do have com you know people who do edits we
do have people they'll put in some emojis for you
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you know and bl you know if you want to tell your
story down below uh in brief or in length however
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you want to do it but feel free to leave a comment
but my story starts before the age I was 21 does
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that make it a bigger problem oh no oh no I mean
there's a statue of limitations I'm I'm assuming
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uh and you know sure okay confession I was not 21
when this incident happened so growing up um there
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was a place near my house that we used to uh go
and drink cuz obviously my parents were not okay
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with drinking at the house right this is this is
totally not cool I mean maybe they knew something
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maybe they didn't but needless to say we didn't do
it in front of them because we highly respected my
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parents and we were just not going to do in front
of them take that as it is do behind their back
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hey that's better right okay no it's not um so we
would go somewhere else so near my house we would
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go there was this Creek you know that everybody's
got a creek or a park or something they go party
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at or do whatever they do because they can't do
it at home so near my house there was a creek I
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spent a lot of time down there uh on this one
particular night uh we got a bunch of beer and
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I'm and I'm talking about a bunch of beer we're
this isn't this isn't like uh um you know you got
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a one 40 oer or 32 o you know we had like two 30
packs right we're like oh [ __ ] what do you what
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is six was there like five or six of us whatever
it was what do you need 60 beers between like five
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or six people I mean that's just way too many
beers right like what what are you doing your
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stomach's even big enough well you know what they
were you know we were young we were not quite of
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age but we were healthy we were strong you know we
were ready to go so we got these 30 these two 30
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packs and what do we do we lit a bonfire you know
and we just went to town on these oh not well yes
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down there there was a beached area down in the
creek so oh okay okay okay we went and just got
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beer after beer a bunch of buddies just drinking
and drinking bonfire you know wrestling just
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doing all the things you do as youngsters after
you've had 60 beers you know down in a Creek in
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the middle of the damn night uh so we drank it was
a great time what so what happens after you drink
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a bunch of beers like that are you ready to go
to bed who's going to bed after a bunch of beers
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no I mean are you going to you going to bed are
you passing no [ __ ] no well maybe maybe I might
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pass out now now we're probably passing out right
yeah but when you're young like I said and you're
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strong you're feeling good you got a car you're
like hey let's just go somewhere so what happens
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everybody just fans out you know this person goes
with their girlfriend this person doesn't want to
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go anywhere so they go home like then what do I do
what what do I do Sean do you think do you think
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I get in my car yeah I got I got in my car but oh
yeah yeah you got in your car the reason I got in
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the car because the girlfriend I had at the time
was feeling hot you know she's feeling like hey
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what are you doing tonight after partying and you
know what you what are you doing she doesn't have
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a car she can't come to me so what am I doing I'm
going to her you know you go you always go go to
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her right so you're thinking with your second
head not your big head well I was I was feeling
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good I didn't want to go to bed you know I was I
was ready to go so what do I do got the call MH
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jump in my car head out of town all right start
going now if you're familiar with the area that
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I live in there there's a series of areas where
uh growing up you just know that there ch P that
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just hang out I'm not going to say that I'm not
going to say the overpasses but any anybody going
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south towards the Santa Cruz area mind you I was
only going to APS um against another local town
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where I live not that far from where I live so
take off minutes 10 15 minutes away from where
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you live yeah so so me in the sober state of mind
I know where every single one of these chps sits
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they they just kind of hang out you know this is
this is their spots so being under the influence
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I'm just like I'm trying to get there right I
got the phone call in my life I'm getting lucky
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tonight I'm feeling good you know hot so I'm
Jam I'm probably going like 85 miles an hour
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I'm I'm probably Dam son hey I'm I'm jamming
I want to get there right who doesn't want to
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get there so yeah jamming 85 miles an hour next
thing you know normally I know these spots I see
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the lights behind me and I'm like holy [ __ ] I'm
feeling buzzed the lights just got flipped on I'm
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not even 21 guess what my life is about to change
everybody my car is getting taken away it's it's
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it my life is ruined my life is ruined my heart
drops I'm paranoid I'm freaked out so what do I
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do I run don't I I step on the gas I take off no
you you [ __ ] what no no I'm not that BR no I'm
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not I'm not outrunning the cops in my truck that
doesn't even have automatic windows everybody my
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truck doesn't have automatic windows this thing
is you know it's now it's like 205 years old's
0:18:39.480,0:18:45.760
ready I'm not I'm not out running this back your
youth yeah I'm not out running okay so I suck it
0:18:45.760,0:18:52.760
up put on my blinker because I remembered that
much um that was good yeah I pulled over so I was
0:18:52.760,0:18:57.200
like well he can't get me for a blinker you know
like I'm I'm thinking with my like get me for my
0:18:57.200,0:19:05.120
blinker I use that okay pull over there's two of
them you know two get [ __ ] there's two there's
0:19:05.120,0:19:12.120
not just one now I don't have to explain myself to
one person I got to explain myself to two people
0:19:12.120,0:19:18.360
dude walks up you know it's late at night comes
to my driver's side does the old tap on the window
0:19:18.360,0:19:24.480
cuz I didn't roll it down I wasn't ready for the
I was like you roll down the window know you know
0:19:24.480,0:19:28.720
a little tap on the glass I'm like maybe I can
just get away with doing this through the glass
0:19:28.720,0:19:33.680
maybe I can outsmart this cop he doesn't need to
know [ __ ] you know I'm a genius I've seen I've
0:19:33.680,0:19:39.680
seen enough movies I can get away with this just
do it this way nope roll down the window all right
0:19:39.680,0:19:45.120
roll down the window does the old flashlight
in the eyeballs and I'm like [ __ ] know like
0:19:45.120,0:19:52.840
[ __ ] me he knows I'm nervous he goes son where
you going I'm like uh to my girlfriend's house
0:19:52.840,0:19:59.040
goes you know what time it is I go yeah he goes uh
that's where you really going I go yeah I'm going
0:19:59.040,0:20:01.720
to my girlfriend's house he go it's kind of late
for that isn't it I'm like well well if you knew
0:20:01.720,0:20:11.600
my girlfriend no it's not um so I'm like it's not
late enough you know it's not late enough um we'll
0:20:11.600,0:20:15.480
get there early we'll get there parents aren't
quite asleep yet you know it's a little too early
0:20:15.480,0:20:20.000
for that but I'm going to get there right that's
my that's my goal got to get there she's two exits
0:20:20.000,0:20:25.640
away it's all I got to get there two exits away
he goes well have you been drinking and I'm like
0:20:25.640,0:20:30.200
he's only asking me that cuz he probably smells
it by now like I I I can't lie yeah I can't lie
0:20:30.200,0:20:35.640
to this man he's smart and there's two of them
I can't that smart one knows you know if I get
0:20:35.640,0:20:44.560
one the other guy's going to Believe come on so he
goes son I can smell it I'm like you're right I've
0:20:44.560,0:20:50.400
been drinking so how many did you have M what
do you think I told him think I do you think I
0:20:50.400,0:20:57.320
told him I drank 60 beers like what what do you
think 63 like what do you what like what is the
0:20:57.320,0:21:03.840
number que you know a realistic number I think you
probably told him like four you're like I had four
0:21:03.840,0:21:11.480
beers you think I was that brave a number oh did
you tell him just a one oh absolutely I told him
0:21:11.480,0:21:18.040
I had one beer officer I I I told him officer I
was hanging out with my friends I had one beard
0:21:18.040,0:21:24.200
tonight and that's it he goes okay I appreciate
the honesty but son I'm going to need you to step
0:21:24.200,0:21:31.400
out of the car I'm like oh [ __ ] oh boy now now I
really know how this is going to go right like I'm
0:21:31.400,0:21:36.040
I'm I'm [ __ ] like I I'm I'm looking for a penny
you know cuz you know the old Penny trick put
0:21:36.040,0:21:39.680
the penny under the tongue you know there's all
kind like I'm looking around like how am I going
0:21:39.680,0:21:44.880
to get away with this you know a [ __ ] you know
something in my car hot Cheeto or some [ __ ] you
0:21:44.880,0:21:55.760
know like [ __ ] so get out of the car walk around
the back standing right there doing the flashlight
0:21:55.760,0:22:01.720
thing he goes son again what's son I guess I'm
a son to this guy I don't I don't know um cuz he
0:22:01.720,0:22:07.880
knows I'm not 21 so I'm apparently a kid to him at
this point um which I was which I was he goes I'm
0:22:07.880,0:22:11.760
going to go and get my little breathalyzer kit and
we're we're going to we're going to we're going
0:22:11.760,0:22:17.640
to have you blow we're going to have you blow it
depending on what you blow okay we're going just
0:22:17.640,0:22:26.800
going to go couple directions One Direction is
your car your life and your girlfriend is probably
0:22:26.800,0:22:30.440
not going to see you for a while you know you're
like you're not going anywhere you're coming with
0:22:30.440,0:22:38.560
us MH like [ __ ] all right so I'm I'm nervous
right goes and gets a little [ __ ] thing put
0:22:38.560,0:22:44.280
it on my mouth first attempt just blow blow blow
blow blow I'll spare you blowing into the mic cuz
0:22:44.280,0:22:50.720
I'm not going to do that not that kind of guy um
so I start blowing into this he goes blow harder
0:22:50.720,0:22:55.280
blow harder and I'm like geez I've never heard
a guy tell me this before this is [ __ ] gross
0:22:55.280,0:23:04.080
um this [ __ ] disgusting it's already awkward
enough is gross um so I I keep going I keep going
0:23:04.080,0:23:10.200
and then okay didn't get a reading I'm like all
right I passed I I got one I got one all right
0:23:10.200,0:23:17.320
so he goes you know what we're gonna do it again
blow it again all right keep blowing this time it
0:23:17.320,0:23:25.720
read like Point Z1 or some [ __ ] like it like it
was way it was way like there was there was zeros
0:23:25.720,0:23:31.120
and it was like far away from the zeros right it
was like far enough away that I I saw daylight
0:23:31.120,0:23:38.280
you know I was like [ __ ] dude like I could see
the light God damn it but he's like you know what
0:23:38.280,0:23:43.200
you're not 21 are you I mean's now he's asking me
[ __ ] questions like like like he doesn't know
0:23:43.200,0:23:48.480
the answers to these shits yeah you're right I'm
not 21 he goes okay well I'm going to walk over
0:23:48.480,0:23:53.000
here with my partner who's in training mind you
like it was his buddy's like he's in training
0:23:53.000,0:23:58.120
and I'm GNA have a discussion that you're not
going to be previewed to and uh when I come
0:23:58.120,0:24:04.080
back depending on what he says like I told you
you're not seeing your girlfriend tonight your
0:24:04.080,0:24:12.200
car's gone your insurance your parents like you
you are the rest of your life is ruined [ __ ]
0:24:12.200,0:24:18.680
I'm scared I'm nervous walks away has a little
discussion I I feel like they were just stall a
0:24:18.680,0:24:23.080
little bit too they knew they knew I was freaking
out oh yeah they put the pressure on you bro
0:24:23.080,0:24:30.520
that's what they were doing dude comes back and
he's like well son you're lucky and I'm like I'm
0:24:30.520,0:24:43.280
lucky I'm lucky are you sure I'm lucky are you
sure I'm lucky twice yeah like he's like like
0:24:43.280,0:24:49.680
dude what happened here so you're lucky he
says you know what you're are going to get
0:24:49.680,0:24:59.200
to see your girlfriend tonight but you know why
cuz my my partner said to give you a chance but
0:24:59.200,0:25:04.080
you know what I feel the guy talking he's like
you know what I feel he's like I think you should
0:25:04.080,0:25:10.680
be going to jail tonight I think I should change
your life right now and and prove a point to you
0:25:10.680,0:25:17.560
tonight and I'm like in my head I'm like well I'm
glad you're not making a decision son of like I'm
0:25:17.560,0:25:25.400
glad you're not making CU my night's [ __ ] like
it's over so he goes but you know what there's
0:25:25.400,0:25:29.320
a catch to this there's a catch to this deal and
I'm like oh no what's what's the deal what's the
0:25:29.320,0:25:34.720
catch you know I'm already breaking the [ __ ] law
I'm already breaking the law now now there's now
0:25:34.720,0:25:41.080
there's rules to the breaking laws and [ __ ] so
he goes you're going to get in your car and you
0:25:41.080,0:25:44.920
said your girlfriend was two exits down right
which she was he goes we're going to follow
0:25:44.920,0:25:51.040
you to the driveway of your girlfriend's house
and if you go anywhere other than where you said
0:25:51.040,0:25:57.640
you're going to go we're pulling you back over
and you're going to [ __ ] jail and I'm like oh
0:25:57.640,0:26:02.760
[ __ ] this means business like this guy means
business right and I'm like dude good thing I
0:26:02.760,0:26:06.760
I'm like good thing I didn't lie to this good
thing you didn't lie yeah I didn't know where
0:26:06.760,0:26:12.480
to go I I know where to go at that point so
what did I do yeah I did exactly what I was
0:26:12.480,0:26:17.440
honest about from the get-go yes I had beers
yes I was going to my girlfriend's house and
0:26:17.440,0:26:23.080
yes officer I was trying to get lucky so got in my
car drove right to my girlfriend's house and what
0:26:23.080,0:26:28.000
did he do he sat at the end of the driveway till
I got out of my truck and I walked to the front
0:26:28.000,0:26:37.680
door and I Disappeared inside and guess what the
parents never went to bed and I didn't get lucky
0:26:37.680,0:26:43.680
well at least you didn't get your life changed
forever God yeah like I I told I told my girl
0:26:43.680,0:26:49.560
and you know what's ironic about this you know
what's really ironic is you knew the officer I
0:26:49.560,0:26:58.240
didn't know the officer but the father of my
girlfriend at the time her dad is a sheriff
0:26:59.080,0:27:07.560
oh yeah you think they uh they did a little talkie
talk afterwards I I have they're like um hey you
0:27:07.560,0:27:13.800
know that kid like I I don't know if sheriffs
and CHP really communicate with one another on
0:27:13.800,0:27:20.560
like common ground or common bases like but yeah
you know when it's all said and done drinking
0:27:20.560,0:27:27.560
and driving is never a good thing I will never
promote it I will I will never say it's a good
0:27:27.560,0:27:35.600
thing but what I will do my best at is always
to tell the truth and that night everybody was
0:27:35.600,0:27:43.560
a very good night to tell the truth um because
when I did that it it I I basically got out of
0:27:43.560,0:27:48.560
trouble for telling the truth and it was it it
was it was amazing to see how that that worked
0:27:48.560,0:27:53.280
out even though I was underage drinking on the
road in the middle of the night um breaking the
0:27:53.280,0:28:01.120
law I I got a break um so moral the story I guess
just be honest sometimes sometimes just be honest
0:28:01.120,0:28:06.240
you know whether it's to an officer whether it's
to your girlfriend your partner your just just you
0:28:06.240,0:28:11.640
know maybe be at work you know don't be too
honest but you know you know but just don't
0:28:11.640,0:28:20.560
be like like be honest when you can um because
in that situation once again like Sean's story
0:28:20.560,0:28:26.760
was you know his life could have changed and my
life certainly could have changed big time that
0:28:26.760,0:28:37.400
night and uh I told the truth so that is my my
uh Joshua you know I'm glad uh I'm really glad
0:28:37.400,0:28:43.360
everything kind of just worked out for both of us
in that uh in that regard you know like that is a
0:28:43.360,0:28:50.040
you know when you're young you make mistakes right
and I think uh I think the officers who pulled us
0:28:50.040,0:28:56.040
both over saw that we were making a mistake and
you know gave us an opportunity to correct the
0:28:56.040,0:29:03.360
ship and uh sometimes they probably do that for
people and it doesn't work and sometimes with us
0:29:03.360,0:29:13.680
it works you know but um speaking of working out
Joshua the people have been working out for damn
0:29:13.680,0:29:19.400
near 30 minutes you guys got a good sweat going
I like it I like this I like this motivational
0:29:19.400,0:29:24.640
speaking you know hopefully you didn't tune at
all out you can tune this out if you really want
0:29:24.640,0:29:31.560
to but congratulations halfway through let's
continue Joshua uh now that we went on like a
0:29:31.560,0:29:36.760
whole half hour side tangent uh do you have any
[ __ ] reasons to drink today Josh any national
0:29:36.760,0:29:44.320
holidays are you all drinked out no like I don't
know I'm I'm totally you yeah we don't promote
0:29:44.320,0:29:47.520
drinking on here you can drink whatever you want
just cuz you say the word drink doesn't mean it
0:29:47.520,0:29:51.840
has to be alcohol everybody you drink a glass
of milk if you want to you know drink a bunch
0:29:51.840,0:29:57.280
of water electrolytes whatever you want to drink
protein shake baby whatever you want and just cuz
0:29:57.280,0:30:02.920
you cannot see the contents on the inside of my
cup does not mean there's alcohol in here okay got
0:30:02.920,0:30:08.280
another Star Wars cup where's your wi cup bro oh I
got I got lots I got lots of cups I got maybe next
0:30:08.280,0:30:14.280
episode I'll bust out another cup I got I got a
bunch of Cups but you asked for another reason to
0:30:14.280,0:30:23.720
drink may let me give you a couple holidays or
observances for this March 19th because that's
0:30:23.720,0:30:33.040
what today is this is episode 25 this lands on
March and guess what we got a few for March 19th
0:30:33.040,0:30:39.560
I got five wait one two three oh yeah I can still
count there's five on the screen over here thank
0:30:39.560,0:30:48.000
God okay you ready for him Sean you ready I got
five I'm ready let me have him give him baby so
0:30:48.000,0:31:00.800
for your number one holiday observe it on this
March 19th is snowman burning day burning what the
0:31:00.800,0:31:08.960
[ __ ] all right so you're burning some snowmen
is that what's so we're burning snowman how do
0:31:08.960,0:31:14.480
you burn a Snowman that's I I want to know how
you burn a Snowman somebody explain that [ __ ]
0:31:14.480,0:31:21.040
to me we taking Elon Musk like a flamethrower is
that what we're doing straight to the Dome on that
0:31:21.040,0:31:25.960
snowman yeah Burn yeah snowman burning day like
how does that how does that even work you know
0:31:25.960,0:31:30.120
sometimes I find these things and I'm like just
like I wish I would have done research on that
0:31:30.120,0:31:37.920
and like cuz what does that even mean right take
a drink before has to be like an Alaskan no go for
0:31:37.920,0:31:42.080
it it has to be like an Alaskan holiday or some
[ __ ] Joshua where it's just snowing constantly
0:31:42.080,0:31:47.280
you just get sick and tired of it and you just
[ __ ] pour gasoline on a snowman light him
0:31:47.280,0:31:57.200
up all right so for my number two you know no
particular order this is just kind of how I wrote
0:31:57.200,0:32:08.280
him down I have St Joseph's Day remind me again
Joshua who is St Joseph did you go that far into
0:32:08.280,0:32:15.920
that I I wanted to but uh I I did not get deep
into the St Joseph say I'm going to go on the
0:32:15.920,0:32:21.440
limb here and say he was probably another Saint
now did St Joseph know St Patrick like maybe they
0:32:21.440,0:32:28.600
were buddies I I don't know but uh St Joseph I I
I don't know if somebody does know and you want
0:32:28.600,0:32:32.720
to leave a comment or you know maybe you can look
it up I don't know who a Jose oh we're just going
0:32:32.720,0:32:36.480
to cut that part out M I go ahead and cut that
out I don't want to look like an idiot thank you
0:32:36.480,0:32:42.240
Jesus Christ Sean's Lo Sean's lost it everybody
you know Sean officially has lost listen I made
0:32:42.240,0:32:46.920
myself a double double drink for this CU there's
there's a lot of stuff happening behind the scenes
0:32:46.920,0:32:52.880
after this episode guys and no spoilers but Daddy
needs to drink and uh daddy made his drink too
0:32:52.880,0:33:02.800
strong well Sean anyways Joshua let's go on to
your third what's your hang on what's the third
0:33:02.800,0:33:12.480
holiday Joshua so the third holiday I have on my
list for this March 19th is I guess technically
0:33:12.480,0:33:22.040
March 19th is the first day of spring am I right
did I mess that up sure I [ __ ] I can Google it
0:33:22.040,0:33:28.280
but I'm going to say you're right okay well first
first day of spring everybody uh celebrate buy a
0:33:28.280,0:33:32.840
bathing suit or throw the old one away you know
whatever you got to do first day of spring time
0:33:32.840,0:33:39.280
to work on our T out of all the all the seasons
do you think spring is your most favorite or
0:33:39.280,0:33:48.920
least favorite of the seasons I I'm a big fan of
sun I really like the sun and I I feel like I'm
0:33:48.920,0:33:57.040
a human battery when it comes to the Sun so yeah
I I literally am a human battery uh I'm I'm I'm
0:33:57.040,0:34:03.880
the human vers of a solar panel so when the Sun
hits me there's a lot of energetic good things
0:34:03.880,0:34:08.800
come out of this so when I'm in this dark room
it's kind of hard for me to feel energized um
0:34:08.800,0:34:14.240
but typically I I think I am a spring summer
but I do like to cool down because I run hot
0:34:14.240,0:34:20.720
sometimes but I think typically like you would
find me on a beach in a pair of shorts working
0:34:20.720,0:34:26.440
on a tan you know staring at my gut going my
goodness you know does the underside of this
0:34:26.440,0:34:32.720
gut tan too like do I have to like lay a certain
way to get that crease you know the same shade
0:34:32.720,0:34:37.320
as the rest of my body yeah you you all know
you with some creases out there you the you
0:34:37.320,0:34:44.680
know you know what I'm talking about you know
yeah talking to you guys too um yeah so yeah I
0:34:44.680,0:34:52.000
like spring I like summer I I I can dig it
um nice so I got four I mean I got five do
0:34:52.000,0:34:56.960
you want do you want my next one for you Sean
yeah lay ony let's go okay let's keep it with
0:34:56.960,0:35:05.160
you I mean you asked about you know spring and
whatever so I guess today is the Spring Equinox
0:35:05.160,0:35:11.720
as well I wanted to come up with some science
facts for the Spring Equinox but if I remember
0:35:11.720,0:35:19.200
correctly the Spring Equinox is when I'm probably
going to [ __ ] this up is when the sun like the
0:35:19.200,0:35:26.040
way the Earth tilt is is when it is equal on
the whole thing like it's it's at its equal
0:35:26.040,0:35:35.040
it's like a 5050 like you got as much sun and
as much Darkness on either side of the planet
0:35:35.040,0:35:42.280
oh I mean okay I mean I guess that would make
sense considering the word equal like Equinox
0:35:42.280,0:35:49.160
there you go Equinox equal on both S I mean yeah
I'm I hey even if it's wrong I'm calling it right
0:35:49.160,0:35:56.800
baby should I give you my last one are you ready
for the last one John is this one going to make me
0:35:56.800,0:36:02.920
talk about cyber censorship again oh God yeah that
was in the last episode oh man we got into cyber
0:36:02.920,0:36:07.720
censorship the last episode and my goodness we
were going in circles I think we were chasing our
0:36:07.720,0:36:14.640
tail a little bit leave a leave a comment if you
feel cyber censorship is the best I know right are
0:36:14.640,0:36:21.960
you for cyber censorship yeah are you voting cyber
censorship or not U would we be censored that
0:36:21.960,0:36:27.560
would be interesting to know instantly instantly
within the first five minutes of this episode I
0:36:27.560,0:36:32.240
talked about waking up with my hands covered in
[ __ ] so yes we would have been censored a long
0:36:32.240,0:36:38.440
time ago I for the algorithm I think I think you
may just have been outside of the algorithm to be
0:36:38.440,0:36:43.280
able to talk about poo um and get away with it I
think it's the first couple minutes or some [ __ ]
0:36:43.280,0:36:49.040
where they really get you um [ __ ] let me hit you
with the last one give your fifth one Josh what is
0:36:49.040,0:36:55.920
the fifth one let me the last one well we do this
every day and I hope if you don't do it every day
0:36:55.920,0:37:06.960
you probably should don't wait for this day to get
it out but today on March 19th is let's laugh day
0:37:06.960,0:37:13.840
oh that's a good one buddy I hope people watching
or listening have a laugh you know whether it be a
0:37:13.840,0:37:22.000
good laugh or a bad laugh I I just hope you have
a laugh you know that's all I can ask for if you
0:37:22.000,0:37:28.120
haven't laughed by now my goodness I mean I don't
want to tell you to change the channel but Jesus
0:37:28.120,0:37:34.520
if you haven't gotten a chuckle out of that man's
face or are the the the talk of the underside of
0:37:34.520,0:37:41.440
my gut that hasn't seen you know sunlight in you
know probably at least half a year my goodness
0:37:41.440,0:37:46.920
change the channel let's have some fun join in on
the phone with us have a laugh don't be too hard
0:37:46.920,0:37:54.600
on yourselves let's go come on yeah that was my
that was my fa one good man I'm glad those were
0:37:54.600,0:38:02.000
some excellent reasons to drink um I appreciate
them buddy uh we're at close to 40 minutes here
0:38:02.000,0:38:06.120
Joshua do you have any fun finds or anything or
should we just get into this [ __ ] unboxing of
0:38:06.120,0:38:14.560
this first uh monsters thing I don't have any fun
finds for everybody today I have been locked what
0:38:14.560,0:38:21.920
away either at work or in my home office doing
work so I haven't had a whole lot of time to go
0:38:21.920,0:38:28.280
out and do fun finds um I have been poking around
the clearance aisles you know the the clearance
0:38:28.280,0:38:35.760
areas but just just nothing has really caught my
attention hopefully next episode I can I can come
0:38:35.760,0:38:42.400
up with something but I I haven't really found
a reason just to to drop the Dollar on just just
0:38:42.400,0:38:47.920
something you know I I want it to be meaningful
I want it to be um you know something that really
0:38:47.920,0:38:53.480
touches me in one way or another but uh yeah
nothing this I think you're looking in the wrong
0:38:53.480,0:39:02.240
clearance sections I know right but no no fun
finds for me today Sean unfortunately all right
0:39:02.240,0:39:07.200
buddy hey what do you got you got over there on
yeah well let's [ __ ] get into this [ __ ] Joshua
0:39:07.200,0:39:17.840
so let's do a uh pre-introduction to this um the
other day Joshua I was surfing the internet as one
0:39:17.840,0:39:25.120
does right when I'm not looking at pornographic
imagery I came across this website called popmart
0:39:25.120,0:39:31.240
all right they do a bunch of different vinyl
figurines by different artists and some of them
0:39:31.240,0:39:39.680
are really cute some of them are kind of weird
um and I was just like scrolling through and I
0:39:39.680,0:39:51.600
was like whoa this looks phenomenal uh and I came
across these little blind boxes of the monsters
0:39:51.600,0:39:56.640
vinyl things that they're doing so this is like a
limited limited edition release that they're doing
0:39:56.640,0:40:01.880
um and I saw that and I was like [ __ ] I really
want to do that I really want to get these like I
0:40:01.880,0:40:06.560
want the whole set I want to put them somewhere in
the background and I want to like just have them
0:40:06.560,0:40:14.440
because I'm a big monsters fan uh big Halloween
fan like not the movies but like the holiday uh
0:40:14.440,0:40:25.600
but I love the classic Universal monsters so
I went out well sorry backtrack this popmart
0:40:25.600,0:40:35.080
had a store open just recently here in Seattle
and it was on my bucket list to go and like go
0:40:35.080,0:40:41.640
visit because it just opened and I just wanted
to go check it out right so finally last weekend
0:40:41.640,0:40:48.240
we had the time and we went out there and lo and
behold there they were Joshua there they were just
0:40:48.240,0:40:58.880
sitting there taunting me so I discussed it with
my partner I was like woman I'm G to buy nine of
0:40:58.880,0:41:07.800
these she looked at me in my eyes and said why
and I said because I'm gonna open them on the
0:41:07.800,0:41:14.560
podcast write this [ __ ] off and she was like
you don't get many money for the podcast and I
0:41:14.560,0:41:22.160
go not yet so with that being said Joshua I have
nine of these bad boys let's go ahead and let's
0:41:22.160,0:41:26.760
get into it um I don't know the format though of
how I'm going to post the like repost these on the
0:41:26.760,0:41:31.160
social media so what I'm going to do is I'm going
to show you the cool little box here I don't know
0:41:31.160,0:41:36.240
if I'll have [ __ ] us talking over it or what
not but there you go cool little box there's a
0:41:36.240,0:41:41.000
little tab up here that I'm going to pull so we
can open it so let's go ahead and grab that and
0:41:41.000,0:41:50.920
[ __ ] open that [ __ ] ooh satisfying delicious
let's go ahead and just [ __ ] just get into it
0:41:50.920,0:41:56.000
just open just open that box up man you're not
going to keep that box anyways no this is what
0:41:56.000,0:42:00.280
this is what the people want Joshua people want
to see this [ __ ] okay yeah you you get into that
0:42:00.280,0:42:08.480
thing all those freaking Vienna sausage fingers
you have stuff in that box you you you freaking
0:42:08.480,0:42:15.320
so first thing a little chair got a little chair
all right all right yeah don't eat this by the way
0:42:15.320,0:42:19.360
don't eat this this is silicone don't eat that
that is not crystal meth everybody that is that
0:42:19.360,0:42:25.040
is not an import of crystal meth that is not so
here he is he's inside here I can already tell you
0:42:25.040,0:42:30.480
which one it is cuz there's a little card in there
but I will go ahead just open that for you doing
0:42:30.480,0:42:35.800
it the ra have you ever opened a package in your
life nope Jesus never in my life have I opened a
0:42:35.800,0:42:43.320
package so I'm going to this is my first time for
all of us let's do this there he is Joshua this is
0:42:43.320,0:42:50.040
our first little guy here we go ahead and got a
we got Dracula boy look at that guy so beautiful
0:42:50.040,0:42:55.200
let me go ahead and open his chair so we can sit
down and the reason I thought these were [ __ ]
0:42:55.200,0:43:03.120
sick Joshua J opening his [ __ ] chair um it's
because they're supposed to be like in a movie
0:43:03.120,0:43:12.600
like in a movie theater and so you can see there's
this chair and on the back a little Dracula I like
0:43:12.600,0:43:16.480
how it has it like a like a direct it's like a
director's chair you know like you know who's
0:43:16.480,0:43:22.240
sitting in that chair yeah there Dracula in that
chair there is and you really can't see it but
0:43:22.240,0:43:29.160
there's a goblet in here okay or he's drinking
his little his little glass a wine and pull that
0:43:29.160,0:43:39.880
out a goblet it's a goblet little goblet look at
that little John would refer to that as a crunk
0:43:39.880,0:43:49.040
cup yeah a little crunk cup here you go he
is he's [ __ ] in his chair [ __ ] in his
0:43:49.040,0:43:53.880
beautiful little chair I'll go ahead and put
the little thing in his hand his little crunk
0:43:53.880,0:44:04.360
cup if I [ __ ] can this shit's difficult as
[ __ ] oh my God just [ __ ] get there we go
0:44:04.360,0:44:12.880
there you go nice I love the detail I I love
you you think they're doing with a 3D printers
0:44:12.880,0:44:17.560
you think that's how they're putting together
these little these little figurines now are
0:44:17.560,0:44:23.120
they are how do you think they're doing those
little that's I love it I mean if it's if it's
0:44:23.120,0:44:27.880
3D printed that's a great 3D printer dude like
cuz there's no like cut line or anything on that
0:44:27.880,0:44:33.040
[ __ ] it's just beautiful so who know I don't
I don't know how they're doing it it's nice as
0:44:33.040,0:44:41.480
[ __ ] though so there you go there's our first
one we'll see how this works in the [ __ ] edit
0:44:41.480,0:44:47.440
hello YouTube and that's one of how many how many
you so you got one of how many so there are there
0:44:47.440,0:44:52.680
is a collection oh I can show you actually what
was in the box so check it out so Inside the Box
0:44:52.680,0:44:56.560
you get a little spoiler card here a playing
card or something which is pretty cool Trader
0:44:56.560,0:45:05.280
Traders card yeah they'll trade a card all right
does it say his age or height or does it give any
0:45:05.280,0:45:11.960
kind of profile like description uh it says it
says Dracula and then in what appears to be a
0:45:11.960,0:45:18.600
different language it probably says um hugest
biggest [ __ ] you know I don't think it says
0:45:18.600,0:45:25.280
that I don't it could it's not saying that it
could it's not definitely could how do you know
0:45:25.280,0:45:33.240
do you speak that language I do you don't know
it's called scribble oh and uh yeah um so Joshua
0:45:33.240,0:45:41.960
there are there are nine of them uh to collect
with one of them being a secret uh one that you
0:45:41.960,0:45:51.000
can get there is a one and 148 chance you can get
that secret one so odds are not in our favor on
0:45:51.000,0:45:59.040
that one so let's not let's not Hope on that
well I mean you got extremely lucky I forget
0:45:59.040,0:46:03.600
what episode it was with that chase you know
that was I know that was beautiful that was a
0:46:03.600,0:46:10.080
great episod extremely lucky he's still worth like
90 bucks by the way he's [ __ ] He's phenomenal I
0:46:10.080,0:46:14.560
don't even know what episode that was that was
one of the the First episodes we did wasn't it
0:46:14.560,0:46:21.080
like yeah I think it was the it might have been
the Halloween episode if I remember correctly I
0:46:21.080,0:46:26.120
honestly I don't know I'll just have to go
back and rewatch them let's go yeah that'll
0:46:26.120,0:46:32.400
be a highlight and now now that that's over with
Joshua hopefully I can edit that and make it look
0:46:32.400,0:46:39.880
good and post that on the socials congratulations
you made it this far let's talk about Joshua our
0:46:39.880,0:46:52.480
fortunes so last week Josh last week a sad
Endeavor happened we ran out of Special K
0:46:52.480,0:47:04.600
fortunes and it made me sad made me terribly
sad Joshua but upon thinking about it I know
0:47:04.600,0:47:15.560
that you still have all of those godamn
Panda Express uh fake ass cookies and I
0:47:15.560,0:47:21.640
have a proposal for you Joshua I have
a proposal okay how would you like to
0:47:21.640,0:47:31.000
just give us those fortunes right and I will use
the power of the internet and give us our lucky
0:47:31.000,0:47:40.440
numbers sound I'm I I'm totally I'm down with it
you know cuz we have talked about it in the past
0:47:40.440,0:47:45.840
I went out and I bought some Panda Express
fortune cookies thinking they were going to
0:47:45.840,0:47:49.880
have lucky numbers and they were going to have
amazing fortunes on them and they don't have any
0:47:49.880,0:48:00.800
of those so hopefully today when we open up one
of these cookies we'll get a decent fortune and
0:48:00.800,0:48:06.120
uh Sean can pull up some numbers or read us
saw some lucky numbers that will win one of
0:48:06.120,0:48:13.360
you amazing listeners and those of you in the
classroom a you know maybe maybe another free
0:48:13.360,0:48:19.320
ticket a lot of ticket or maybe maybe it'll win
you something big you know that's the goal the
0:48:19.320,0:48:23.520
goal is here to continue to win and we want to
win with you we're trying to guide you in that
0:48:23.520,0:48:28.720
direction so totally up for it WI whenever you're
ready Sean let me know when you have those lucky
0:48:28.720,0:48:37.080
numbers cuz I have the fortunes well we always
do the fortune first Joshua and uh I found a nice
0:48:37.080,0:48:43.000
website that'll give us some lucky numbers and uh
I think you'll be happily entertained with it so
0:48:43.000,0:48:47.880
give us our Fortune first Joshua let's start to
wind these people down from their workouts let's
0:48:47.880,0:48:51.640
get ready to wrap this [ __ ] up so here's how
we're going to do this I don't want to just pick
0:48:51.640,0:48:59.480
the one right off the top so I'm going to pour
them all over my desk m and I'm going to count I
0:48:59.480,0:49:03.960
like when you make a mess baby I'm going to count
how many of these bad boys I have left and we're
0:49:03.960,0:49:11.200
going to start it off with Sean picking one of
these cookies uh based off of how many cookies
0:49:11.200,0:49:20.320
I have left everybody so the count of cookies I
still have remaining from busted Panda Express
0:49:20.320,0:49:28.400
is I have lucky number seven that's the amount
of cookies I have left on this table Sean you
0:49:28.400,0:49:37.160
have seven cookies left seven cookies what seven
that's incredible okay so give me a number between
0:49:37.160,0:49:46.200
one and seven and this will determine the cookie
did I uh well obviously we got to go to seven
0:49:46.200,0:49:52.800
for those of you who don't know we are collecting
sevens this year we're shooting for seven number
0:49:52.800,0:49:58.480
sevens and our lucky numbers and at the end of
the year if we do that then we're going to do
0:49:58.480,0:50:04.120
a special giveaway alongside the giveaway that
we'll probably end up doing with these monster
0:50:04.120,0:50:11.360
vinyl figures but with that said J I want the
cookie number seven please oh you're the the top
0:50:11.360,0:50:18.080
you're you're going with the lucky number seven
right off the rip right off the freaking rip baby
0:50:18.080,0:50:22.240
all right and if you watched the last episode
I'm sick and tired of pulling out my vacuum
0:50:22.240,0:50:26.720
every single time I break one of these cookies
up and it goes all over my carpet so I'm going
0:50:26.720,0:50:32.400
to break I'm going to crumble this thing inside
the bag and pull the fortune from inside the bag
0:50:32.400,0:50:45.760
mhm all right here we go a nice crunched
cookie hell yeah it's all white too G it's
0:50:45.760,0:50:49.720
gross disgusting it's gross one of these
days I'm going to look up the ingredients
0:50:49.720,0:50:54.040
and like like what goes into making a porun
cookie because whatever they're doing here is
0:50:54.040,0:50:59.440
not correct something wrong with that correct
yeah it's not right do not put that into your
0:50:59.440,0:51:02.080
body if you're buying if you're eating these
cookies at the end thinking they're going to
0:51:02.080,0:51:06.040
give you something special just don't eat
it maybe try something different this time
0:51:06.040,0:51:12.920
um don't eat the cookie don't eat the cookie so
the here we go everybody I got your I got your
0:51:12.920,0:51:26.560
fortune so for March 19th 2024 here is your
Lucky Fortune you will take a Gamble and win
0:51:29.000,0:51:34.320
are you saying that these monster figurines
are going to win us Joshua are we about to
0:51:34.320,0:51:42.400
win the internet I know it's extremely hard to
read it's it never shows up that might Focus
0:51:42.400,0:51:49.160
actually and my busted ass nail um but yeah
that's that's what we got here folks for your
0:51:49.160,0:51:52.720
fortune one more time because we always read
it out twice in case you missed it the first
0:51:52.720,0:51:55.920
time and you're in your workout and you're
sweating you're breathing so hard right now
0:51:55.920,0:52:01.520
you missed it like [ __ ] what did I miss out
on I'm going to read it for you one more time
0:52:01.520,0:52:10.440
here you go so for your fortune on March 19th
2024 is as followed you will take a Gamble and
0:52:10.440,0:52:20.640
win I love it I love it Joshua I [ __ ]
love it I'm hopeful I'm hopeful and now
0:52:20.640,0:52:26.760
Joshua I have a website that will give us some
lucky numbers these are the Super Lucky seven
0:52:26.760,0:52:34.040
Lotto numbers Joshua but not only not
only Joshua can we have lucky numbers
0:52:34.040,0:52:40.280
buddy I need you I'm gonna ask you a few
questions and I want you to pick Joshua
0:52:40.280,0:52:48.680
so we can do numbers one through however many
you want but typically I think it only goes up
0:52:48.680,0:52:58.600
to 50 I don't remember how how far the lotto
goes do you know how far the lot goes J like
0:52:58.600,0:53:03.720
what numbers they can use I've seen numbers as
high as in the 50s but I I don't know where it
0:53:03.720,0:53:11.000
where it caps out at so this number I'm going to
pick am I picking one am I is there a particular
0:53:11.000,0:53:19.280
order am I picking more than one what what are the
rules the guidelines cuz these don't have numbers
0:53:19.280,0:53:24.520
on the back so we got to we got to we got to try
some difference okay sorry so it only goes up to
0:53:24.520,0:53:32.320
49 so forget what I just told you oh w so it be
seven numbers one 1 through 49 but this is this
0:53:32.320,0:53:39.280
is more of what I'm looking for Joshua so we have
what they call more lucky options okay one of the
0:53:39.280,0:53:47.040
questions on here is your sound like a massage par
Jesus they should your horoscope buddy let's for
0:53:47.040,0:53:54.800
this first one let's do your hor what what are you
Joshua are you a are you an aquarius are you a Leo
0:53:54.800,0:54:03.640
are you a a virgin a Virgo sorry Mis mispronounce
it my birthday falls on August 10th yes when that
0:54:03.640,0:54:07.440
comes around again if you know if you guys want
to send me a gift I'm totally cool with it I'm
0:54:07.440,0:54:14.960
not going to be biased you know you can you can
send me something um but August 10th does fall on
0:54:14.960,0:54:23.720
are is considered a Leo okay we'll go ahead and
put that on there uh the other question Joshua
0:54:23.720,0:54:32.360
is a good luck charm EEG your lucky color um do
you have any good luck charms Joshua I'm going
0:54:32.360,0:54:40.160
to can I pick a lucky color you can pick a lucky
color sure okay I'm going to go with not my lucky
0:54:40.160,0:54:48.640
my lucky color I'm going to go with somebody else
is lucky color and I'm going to go with purple o
0:54:48.640,0:54:56.440
okay perfect now there's two more questions Joshua
now you can choose whether or not you want to do
0:54:56.440,0:55:02.560
these ones but I'm going to tell you them anyway
so the first question is numbers to exclude so do
0:55:02.560,0:55:07.800
you want any numbers any numbers you don't want do
you want to put any numbers in there nope give it
0:55:07.800,0:55:13.520
give it all to me no exclusion here everybody's
welcome Bring It On okay so I think that kind
0:55:13.520,0:55:19.600
of answers my second question which is numbers
to always include all of them now you could you
0:55:19.600,0:55:26.000
could well you can benefit us on this one Josh or
you could put to always have a seven in there I
0:55:26.000,0:55:31.920
want that I don't no no no no no no I love the
randomness I want the randomness of what we do
0:55:31.920,0:55:39.400
here nothing scripted let's keep it random so then
here uh for the ladies and gentlemen I'm going to
0:55:39.400,0:55:46.080
share my screen with everybody right now so that
way you know that I'm not [ __ ] with anybody here
0:55:46.080,0:55:51.320
it is all right so these are not our numbers about
to generate our numbers right now but everything
0:55:51.320,0:55:57.080
seems correct in here Joshua yes all right what do
you got in there you got a um okay yeah yeah Leo
0:55:57.080,0:56:09.920
purple yeah let's go world of dice all right buddy
here we go so our lucky numbers are as followed 3
0:56:09.920,0:56:23.200
16 31 33 37 38 and 41 my goodness for the people
in the back Joshua for the people in the back one
0:56:23.200,0:56:37.720
more time your lucky numbers are three 16 31 33
37 38 41 there you go buddy those are your lucky
0:56:37.720,0:56:46.360
numbers you think they're going to win anything
Joshua I there's a few lucky numbers in there
0:56:46.360,0:56:52.720
actually I I I feel so like somebody's got a
chance but you know what they say about the
0:56:52.720,0:57:04.120
lotto if you do not play you will never win very
true very true I I want to win something Joshua
0:57:04.120,0:57:10.480
but you know what I think I already did buddy
I have you I have the beautiful audience here
0:57:10.480,0:57:17.520
I think I'm already a winner you know how did how
did I know you know sometimes you're predictable I
0:57:17.520,0:57:25.000
knew I somehow I knew you were going to see that
boy I'm AI generated baby I'm AI generated all
0:57:25.000,0:57:29.960
right I'm nothing but predictability you know what
I mean but you know what you're not wrong you're
0:57:29.960,0:57:37.760
not wrong we're both winners here and everybody
watching is a winner too oh yeah for sure I guess
0:57:37.760,0:57:43.960
uh I guess we should just Land This Plane Joshua
I mean [ __ ] three minutes out of one hour unless
0:57:43.960,0:57:50.520
you got three minutes of a topic you want to talk
about Joshua no most most of my topics just go on
0:57:50.520,0:57:57.680
and on and on ES you know they got a lot going on
up here like that's the one thing I cannot do is
0:57:57.680,0:58:03.560
I can never shut this brain off and the problem
with that is you have to somehow if you're in
0:58:03.560,0:58:09.120
my shoes figure out a way to articulate what
that mess is going on up there it's a struggle
0:58:09.120,0:58:16.160
everybody it is it is a struggle um so if you're
somebody like me you know get creative you know
0:58:16.160,0:58:21.840
maybe get like I've always you know pick up a
paintbrush draw a little bit um find a platform
0:58:21.840,0:58:26.520
do something with your creativity because it's
it's tough having something always going on in
0:58:26.520,0:58:31.720
your head and that is my shoes every single
day I wake up there's always something going
0:58:31.720,0:58:43.040
on well you're not wrong buddy it doesn't stop all
right let's land This Plane ladies and gentlemen
0:58:43.040,0:58:49.760
boys and girls thank you for watching thank
you for listening if you made it this far God
0:58:49.760,0:58:59.560
bless you damn that's that's an Endeavor right
there also you can end your workout early today
0:58:59.560,0:59:04.720
little little two-minute workout little two-
minute what is it [ __ ] uh it's not over yet
0:59:04.720,0:59:10.600
two minutes early bro it's not over yet oh yeah I
guess you're right I guess sorry I wanted to give
0:59:10.600,0:59:19.000
you guys a break but Joshua says no so whatever
with that being said Joshua any final thoughts
0:59:19.000,0:59:27.960
anything you want to get off your chest cop final
thoughts final thoughts final confessions um don't
0:59:27.960,0:59:35.040
hold it against me everybody I was young once
I did admit to having a beverage and getting on
0:59:35.040,0:59:44.200
the road and breaking a couple losss but with all
of that said don't forget to tell the truth every
0:59:44.200,0:59:52.880
once in a while if you can't if you can't tell
the if you can't tell the truth you know um um
0:59:52.880,1:00:00.280
all the time at least do it every once in a while
and do it with the people that you love do it with
1:00:00.280,1:00:07.200
the people that you trust because they if they
love you enough uh and you tell them the truth
1:00:07.200,1:00:14.600
they they they more than likely will forgive you
no matter what you done you know uh even if you
1:00:14.600,1:00:20.520
stole a dollar from the tip jar uh maybe maybe
not I don't know U or you know the penny that
1:00:20.520,1:00:25.520
was supposed to go to fire you ass you know feed
the hungry you know the one penny that you took
1:00:25.520,1:00:31.040
from the gas station little cup um but yeah try
telling the truth every once in a while um and
1:00:31.040,1:00:38.000
I love you all thank you for watching and I love
you too Sean oh thanks Joshua I love you too oh
1:00:38.000,1:00:45.920
also sorry about the lighting by the way the sun
is moving that way so forgive me anyways that's it
1:00:45.920,1:00:55.920
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