Sorry For The Delay | EP.26 | World Records & Universal Monsters
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: (Name Not Mentioned)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open & Welcome
00:15 Episode 26 Begins
02:54 Days Left In The Year — 281 Remaining
05:45 Weird Holidays: Diabetes Alert Day & Live Long And Prosper Day
09:48 Holy Tuesday & Childhood Church Confessions
14:21 National Nougat Day & Ted Nougat Lives
17:58 Make Your Own Holiday Day — Bad Ideas Ensue
24:56 World Records That May Never Be Broken (#11–#1)
48:50 Fun Finds: Universal Monsters Unboxing — The Mummy
53:03 Fortune Cookie Of The Week
57:20 Sign-Off & Closing Laughs
-SOUND BITES-
• “We’ve got 281 days left in the year — you can still make it count.” — Joshua kicking off the countdown.
• “If you’re listening while working out, you started three minutes ago.” — Sean’s friendly reminder.
• “Nobody should pay $300 for insulin.” — Sean calls out the system.
• “Today is Live Long and Prosper Day.” — Joshua introduces the sci-fi salute.
• “Scissorhands! Wait… wrong guy.” — Sean confuses universes.
• “Church was so boring I almost switched sides.” — Sean’s Sunday school trauma.
• “Ted Nougat — what a legend.” — Sean on candy icons.
• “Make your own holiday? Okay, National You Suck My— never mind.” — Sean censored by Mia.
• “World records that may never be broken — starting with number 11.” — Joshua kicks off the list.
• “Some dude ate a whole plane. Bro, he’s built different.” — Sean reacting midlist.
• “Gone With The Wind is still the highest-grossing movie? Never seen it.” — Sean confesses.
• “Your fortune is not something to find but to unfold.” — Joshua reading the cookie.
• “A challenging & fascinating project is in your future.” — The week’s new mantra.
• “The Mummy’s holding popcorn… or is that a chicken nugget?” — Sean unboxing chaos.
• “Leave a comment with your made-up holiday — we might celebrate it next time.” — Joshua signs off.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: A challenging & fascinating project is in your future.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 20, 23, 29, 36, 41, 49
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Universal Monsters PopMart — The Mummy, an iconic horror collectible that mixes classic monster charm with comedy gold.
Joshua: (None This Episode)
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your
editor Mia in this week's episode The
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Boys continue their Universal monsters
unboxing Joshua gives us world records
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that may never be broken and Shawn gets a
little off the rails enjoy the [Applause]
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[Music] show I forgot what I was going to say
[ __ ] me um yeah just go go here we go 26
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episode 26 where we at yes you threw me off Joshua
you son of a [ __ ] can we count that high we had
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enough to drink today everybody if we had enough
to drink I'm not sure hello and welcome to sorry
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for the delay we are your hosts my name is Sean
this is Joshua Joshua how you doing today boy I'm
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doing okay Sean okay well I shouldn't say okay
because okay is kind of an understatement I'm
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I'm doing better than okay just over well but not
great um so be that as it may be I'm a human just
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like you we all show up we're here we're listening
we're watching maybe doing a workout like you know
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Sean likes to throw out there um but we're all
here everybody and I'm happy that you guys are
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all here and let's have a little fun together
today I'm happy you guys are all here too uh
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thank you guys for being here I appreciate it
thank you to every everybody who's new in the
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room today please take a seat wherever you'd like
classroom is not full um and those for you who've
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come back to the classroom uh take take the seats
that you found last time you know there's that um
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I think we have a pretty good episode for you
guys today uh with that being said for those of
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you who came for for these little bad boys again
let's go oh man here we go here we go L box right
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right we'll do this at the end of the end of the
episode as we tend to do with our fun finds uh but
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last week we did get Dracula and that was pretty
[ __ ] cool Joshua pretty [ __ ] cool so with that
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being said Joshua do you have any um holidays
yeah reasons for me to drink I'm still thirsty
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we just got past the St Patrick's Day uh post
episode we we had a couple drinks there during
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that episode um we had reasons to drink like we
always do we come on here a as I always say we we
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don't promote this as a drinking show but if you
do want a beverage doesn't have to be alcoholic
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have some water have some electrolytes um but yeah
we always we always have a reason to drink but I
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don't want to start it off with holidays what
I want to start it off with is to let everybody
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know as I do on some of these episodes how
many days we have left in the year whether
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you care oh yeah that's a great one don't care um
I think we should always know where we stand you
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know especially when it comes to how much more
we got left in the year or goals you have set
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so for the days left in the year everybody we we
all you included watching and listening not just
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me or sea we all have 200 Joshua what oh [ __ ]
I'm so sorry I forgot to tell people that their
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workout starts right now your workout started two
three minutes ago so cut that from your numbers
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left you know what I mean go ahead and give minus
that uh 3 minutes um that you were doing so well
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with just go ahead and take three minutes off
for the people starting their workout sorry
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about that didn't didn't mean to interrupt you
anyways continue Sean you just you just totally
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[ __ ] up somebody's workout how dare you do that
you know it's important gy they wanted an hour my
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bad gosh darn it man just just sit back you know
take a seat take a seat Sean take a [ __ ] seat
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um there's there's plenty available you know
we're not maxed out here in the classroom yet
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um so sit back and relax because we all have
281 days left in this year things have are
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still just getting started everybody so you
got time you got time would you like to know
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how many weeks this show uh yeah it would and
I want to know the percentage so I can know my
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letter grade okay well I'm going give you week
weeks weeks is 40 weeks hours is 6,744 minutes
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is 440,000 wait did I say that right 400 and
no wait 404,000 minutes left uh yeah still a
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lot bit of time but for percentage if you care
we got 76. 78% left of 20 24 everybody damn it
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J so what's your telling me is that we're
now a sea level we're a sea level for the
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year Joshua yeah we we've we've entered the
sea percentile for this year which I mean if
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you go off a Joshua no we're not running out
of time if you you could be a a a d student in
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this classroom and still be passing the class
this we're putting on a D Performance right
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now definitely for sure yeah yeah we're we're
not we're not in the the a class yet but yeah
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man we we still got a lot of time so I hope
everybody's having a great day and you are
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enjoying uh what you have started in this year
um but I do have holidays because I know you
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do I know you mentioned holidays I do I do got
five in total holidays that we can discuss go
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into detail about or not talk about it all they
could be completely boring sure um let's do it I'm
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always down for something like that I always
need a reason to drink Joshua I mean come on
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these are my reasons to drink on a daily basis
so I may have or may not have done research on
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any one of these five that I came up with and
and feel free to ask me if I've done research
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or not because you know we'll find out when
you ask the question if I've done research so
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for your sure first holiday or observance
you know I always say holiday but most of
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these are just observances are not true holiday
you're not getting paid uh for these days it's
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just kind of another reason um to celebrate or
drink like we like we talk about so for March
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26 the first one I'm going to lay down for
you is a serious one but it is an important
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one and should be recognized and everybody it is
American Diabetes Association alert day that is
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a mouthful of sweet sweet words yeah so let me
I can repeat it if it was too many words today
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it's a serious one I would like that please
yeah American Diabetes Association alert day
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today so are we just alerting people of the day or
are we alerting them of diabetes how does that how
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is that working and I don't want to make light of
this subject because I know diabetes is a very big
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thing and we're not going to go down the serious
train here I just I just wanted to bring awareness
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that there is a day you're you are existing in a
day where this is important um and there's a day
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for this and you can do research on it but this
was one of the ones CU you know I don't want to
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go down the serious train I'm trying to keep this
fun trying to keep this light um it just you know
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it's there is an associ association out there so
if you're interested in um you know either seeking
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help or finding out you know venues about diabetes
there is an association that does exist for this
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so uh reach out uh check your health um because it
is important so I thought I'd just bring a little
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bit of light to uh um the association and it's
uh it's it's there for people who want to take
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advantage of it well thanks Joshua I have family
members who have diabetes and it is a serious
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condition uh I just want to go on record and say
that nobody should have to pay $300 for insulin
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when in other countries you can get insulin for
like 10 bucks 15 bucks it's ridiculous but that's
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a whole another topic so yeah and I don't want
to take you back too far off of that because you
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you raise a really big point and I do have a very
close relative you know even closer than relative
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however however you want to categorize it that
currently does you know take insulin and all
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these things and if you are correct it is very
unfortunate that people should have to pay these
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types of prices it's it's a bummer but you know
what I found out about I think it's a specific
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drug uh uh for diabetes or or treatment people are
now using I forget the name of it you could fact
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check it I don't want to be canceled for this but
I've heard there is a certain one that people are
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now buying and taking because it helps weight loss
oh interesting I think I heard that say thing I
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don't know which one it is but I think you are
right there is one that they're taking for for
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weight loss too so you're all right that is that
is a tough thing so if you have legitimate people
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that need this to survive and you have people that
just eat too much damn food and can't get healthy
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I think it's a it's a a very very not cool thing
to do to somebody who really needs this to survive
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and you just can't eat right or can exercise and
you're taking the cheat code um you're taking real
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medicine away from people who need it that's just
very unfortunate so that's my soap boox on that
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I'm I'm sorry if it went a little too serious for
some of you but it's it it is cause for a a bit of
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a topic to talk about you ready for my second one
for sure I'm ready na okay all right let me lay
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down a second one for you this one you may like
Sean second I got for you buddy what do you got
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is called live long and prosper day oh you got a
you got a one of them uh Star Trek references baby
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let's go Scissor Hands scissors scissors scissors
yeah that's that's a mov yeah Star Trek you ever
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seen Star Trek buddy I did watch a bit of no I
I I did watch a bit of Star Trek U because I am
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a little bit of a space nut uh but yeah I watched
it spu and you know and all these all the the wild
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stuff uh yeah I I I liked it I I I got into it for
a little bit but I'm not a fanatic what about you
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okay makes sense um I've ve very little watched
it uh I saw a few of the movies uh the classic
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ones and then the like the remakes that they did
um I don't hate it I understand the culture behind
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it so it's really cool so but yeah I'm not a huge
fanatic either but did you see the movies the the
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new the newer movies that they made of Star Trek
yes I saw the I think they did they make three
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of them I think I saw the first two or if that was
the only ones they made I think I saw both of them
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I don't remember I remember seeing the first one
for sure so mhm yeah I saw I saw both of them and
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both of them I thought you know were were pretty
cool graphically um I don't know if you need to
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know the whole history of Star Trek to watch it I
could be an idiot in saying that but I I think if
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you if you've never explored uh Star Trek it could
it could be worth you just going to Netflix or
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Amazon Prime or Hulu or you know all these other
name streaming servic P yeah people go on there
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too um yeah may maybe check one out if if you've
never uh I highly doubt watching me and Sean this
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is the first time any of you have heard of Star
Trek but if you've never tried it um May maybe
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put it on this is your first time ever hearing
about Star Trek and it's from us two guys who
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don't watch Star Trek I am so sorry like I wish we
were doing a better job describing to you the way
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people feel about it but you know listen to Joshua
go find it on Amazon Prime yeah cuz I I'm sure
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there's so much content I mean there's so many
movies to watch um I watch them all don't limit
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yourself to just because oh it's a Sci-Fi I might
not be into hey maybe you get into the character
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maybe you've never seen that actor in that role
get into it check it out if watch 10 minutes of it
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put it on the background and if you like it maybe
you know maybe you'll get into Star Trek too you
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know maybe you'll maybe you'll enjoy it but if you
hate it well guess what just just let us know if
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you hated it and we wasted your time um cuz I'm
sorry if I wasted your time but I thought it was
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cool anyways sorry for the delay you know Star
Trek enthusiasts are you ready for number three
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I'm ready for number three baby give me these are
no these are in no particular order my chest I'm
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gon I'm gonna give you one and hopefully oh man
hopefully this doesn't doesn't get us going down
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a a rabbit hole of you know where it could take us
oh no where where it starts to you know you know
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where we start to go with these things sometimes
simple it's short number three on my list is Holy
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Tuesday okay all right I mean um you know you
feeling feeling holy I don't I don't are you
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feeling I don't know what what holy Tuesday
in scribes to me what does it mean to you holy
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Tuesday what what does holy Tuesday no context
what does it mean to you as a child I went to
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a Catholic church right can I just say something
say something josa real quick about say whatever
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you want they are some of the most boring churches
I've ever been to in my entire life and they make
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me want to worship the devil um because at least
in Hell there are things that I can do that are
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fun you know what I mean but these churches suck
the fun at everything no matter what it is Easter
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egg hunting Easter's coming up I've had churches
suck the fun out of Easter bro I've had churches
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give me a child a color book like a page from
a coloring book of the Lord and Savior Jesus
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Christ crucified in extreme detail wanting me to
color this for Easter you know this is the kind
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of things I was raised on so I still do not know
what holy Tuesday is is that just like a we're
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going to church today what is what is that Joshua
do you know does it have an explanation on there I
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I for all kinds of reasons I didn't do research
but there was one thing you said that concerned
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me and you said the church gave me a child uh
I know they're known for that Sean but did did
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this really take place the church really give you
a child like am I taking that out a I heard did I
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hear you wrong the church gave you a child like
yes the church gave me a child a donation like
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like how did you get this child right here like
was it a goodie bag did it come around in the in
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the tray like here you go take this one like how
did you get it a child in church it was meant to
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be more it was meant to be more like the church
gave me pause oh a child oh you are the child
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you a coloring book God yes I was the child that
the church gave the church gave me myself if that
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makes sense to you because I'm just just I know
there's controversy there and I just want to make
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sure we don't we don't mix that up that Sean's
got a bunch of child children you know like I
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don't know I don't know where it went Jes I have
lost the child please do not tell the church man
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all right yeah just want I wanted to clear the
air with that to make sure things didn't get
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weird thank you josa thank you's got appreciate
because I've heard you know I think there was an
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episode where I heard a knock in the background
I thought you right now you just had confessed
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to what you had in the background this whole time
these knocks you know that are going on just want
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to make sure nobody needs to know that nobody
needs to know nobody needs to know it's fine
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don't worry about it all right well cleared that
up let's just move on let's just move on from this
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topic go ahead give me give me the next one give
me the next one the the next one um I I I don't
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know much about this stuff but uh apparently it's
a thing and today on March 26th is National nougat
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day nougat you know what nou is wait isn't nougat
the stuff that they put in a there's a candy bar
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with nougat right [ __ ] uh what [ __ ] nougat
Three Musketeers is Three Musketeers the nougat
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bar is that what's in is this up hang on let me
let me look up what nou what is nougat is nougat
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uh like a is it made from like nut preserve
or something like you know like nut you you
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want to keep that statement like nuts I mean
I don't know like what is a nougat you know is
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it a cross between some kind of creamy substance
and you're all it to you buddy so a nougat um a
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[ __ ] [ __ ] this website is bright as [ __ ]
a nougat is a rich sweet Airy fluffy chewy
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candy that is usually packed with nuts it has a
marshmallow consistency and the flavor is sweet
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that's all I got from that so there you go nougat
I like nougat Ted nougat Ted nou I think everybody
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everybody loves a good Ted nougat song don't don't
we good old Ted rip Ted nougat oh is he not with
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us anymore oh I don't know I thought he just
died oh man hang on I'll fact Sean sea is doing
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research on good old Ted nougat for the listeners
and Sean does really good research by the way you
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know he he is a man of he still alive he's he's
still he's still kicking that's what I thought
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unless by the time unless when well he might have
died when this episode came out let not no did we
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just kill Ted nit oh God it's not foreshadow he's
good nah he's healthy he's healthy shout out Ted
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nougat Jesus Christ oh God it's getting off the
rails Mia help all right jump in all right well
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let me lay down number five uh cuz everybody you
know those listening could could maybe help us
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out with this because we are a you know fairly
new up and running podcasts with loads of ideas
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we we constantly are trying to come up with you
know things to talk about or whatever um but I
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I did come across one here which I thought was
kind of cool for my final one I left it to the
0:19:51.520,0:20:03.120
end um okay this one's called make up your own
holiday what we can make up a holiday yeah you
0:20:03.120,0:20:08.040
can I mean some of these already sound made up
right so let's let's let's let's let's have some
0:20:08.040,0:20:16.840
fun with this you know okay okay I like this I
like this you know uh how about National you suck
0:20:16.840,0:20:26.800
my I'm sorry Mia you're gonna have to cut have to
cut that one out I'm so sorry if anybody was real
0:20:26.800,0:20:34.720
aggressive if anybody hears hard beep you know
on an edit that's probably going to happen Sean
0:20:34.720,0:20:40.160
started talking about some wild stuff and the
things that he wants to do on this holiday he's
0:20:40.160,0:20:46.360
just came up with um I I don't think anybody's
I don't think anybody's celebrating that Sean
0:20:46.360,0:20:53.280
definitely not me I'm not I'm not jumping on
that poll if you you know what I'm saying um
0:20:53.280,0:20:59.760
so what about we do like a national is there a
national Funko day Joshua I did unbx a lot of
0:20:59.760,0:21:07.640
funkos bro I didn't I didn't look that up um but
that was the inspiration uh for my my background
0:21:07.640,0:21:15.120
there my the the AI generated image who your new
AI generated background hang on wait let let's
0:21:15.120,0:21:21.080
zoom in in there Mia go ahead and zoom in ready
and go now describe it to us Joshua what is what
0:21:21.080,0:21:27.200
is this what is this see right now what you're
currently looking at is because I I did find make
0:21:27.200,0:21:33.520
up your own holiday uh as a holiday right what
you're looking at is a bunch of little robots uh
0:21:33.520,0:21:39.560
looking up at a calendar trying to figure out what
the [ __ ] you know let's make up a holiday let's
0:21:39.560,0:21:44.000
figure something out let's let's add something
fun to each one of these days and they're all
0:21:44.000,0:21:50.480
confused they're all curious um I ran that that
that image over a couple times I could have put
0:21:50.480,0:21:56.000
dogs in there I could have put cats in there I
could to put um humans in there but I I decided
0:21:56.000,0:22:01.280
to go with robots and the reason I went with
robots was because sometimes don't we all feel
0:22:01.280,0:22:07.160
like a robot don't we feel like we're just going
through daily life like how can we spice things up
0:22:07.160,0:22:14.880
so let's that's why I thought you know create your
own holiday um could be a fun time for any one of
0:22:14.880,0:22:20.880
us to to make something up on a calendar uh to try
something try something different like maybe you
0:22:20.880,0:22:26.160
just add a your own day to each month that gives
you something to look forward to other than your
0:22:26.160,0:22:29.800
fourth of July other than your Christmases other
than your things Thanksgiving you know you you
0:22:29.800,0:22:35.840
can have something that you create for yourself
any day you know make up your own holiday give
0:22:35.840,0:22:42.200
yourself a reason to celebrate hey Joshua I
love that how about for next month we make
0:22:42.200,0:22:49.400
our own holiday we'll pick a day in the month uh
so it'll be for April we'll pick any day that we
0:22:49.400,0:22:53.760
want Joshua we'll talk about it um and just make
it a holiday holiday everybody can look forward
0:22:53.760,0:23:00.920
to I'm I'm I mean that's what I'm down with and if
anybody wants to put a little comment down there I
0:23:00.920,0:23:05.640
know we don't get very many comments probably got
got a handful or you know a couple here and there
0:23:05.640,0:23:10.200
you know we may have had to delete some cuz some
of you guys get a little Rowdy you know with your
0:23:10.200,0:23:15.200
you know your emojis you know things you like to
put in there you know like little poop ones it's
0:23:15.200,0:23:19.840
supposed to not be poop it's supposed to be ice
cream you know you want you know so you know feel
0:23:19.840,0:23:24.880
free to drop something in there but if you you
know get a little out of you know out of line we
0:23:24.880,0:23:30.120
will have to take down your comment um as much as
we like everybody to see it we may have to we may
0:23:30.120,0:23:34.520
have to remove it but so we're going to have to
promote some cyber censorship is that what you oh
0:23:34.520,0:23:41.400
no oh no I mean you start dropping how many times
can I bring up cyber censorship you start dropping
0:23:41.400,0:23:48.920
eggplant emojis you know down in the comments uh
depending on the context of it they may or may not
0:23:48.920,0:23:54.400
stay so we'll see so if you got any creative
holidays drop drop one down below you know if
0:23:54.400,0:23:57.960
you're want to throw out there you know something
hey take care of your girlfriend day while you
0:23:57.960,0:24:02.720
know what take care your girlfriend every day you
know whatever what whatever your holiday you want
0:24:02.720,0:24:06.240
to throw down there you know drink a beer day well
you had probably had enough already whatever you
0:24:06.240,0:24:12.120
want to throw down there you know I love it add
something to the comments guys I appreciate that
0:24:12.120,0:24:16.480
um but yeah next month we'll give you a holiday
to celebrate that'll be a fun one and we'll do
0:24:16.480,0:24:21.360
it we'll just keep going from there right we're
our time here is fleeting you know what I mean
0:24:21.360,0:24:26.360
so might as well give somebody something to enjoy
was that all the holidays Joshua was that the last
0:24:26.360,0:24:31.520
one um let's see yeah that that is that is all
the holidays I come up with unless we wanted to
0:24:31.520,0:24:34.640
create one but we're going to leave that to the
comments we're we're going to see if we come up
0:24:34.640,0:24:38.840
with anything yeah leave that to the comment for
this month this month is all about you guys let us
0:24:38.840,0:24:43.440
know with the last few days that we have left in
the month of March give us a holiday that you want
0:24:43.440,0:24:47.520
to celebrate for March or Hell give us a holiday
you want to celebrate for April maybe we'll pick
0:24:47.520,0:24:56.200
one who knows let's move on Joshua do you have any
world records that you want to talk about today
0:24:56.200,0:25:05.400
find actually I do and do do well because a lot
I know right I I like to talk about world records
0:25:05.400,0:25:11.840
and if you I think it was the episode before
the last episode uh where I talked about a world
0:25:11.840,0:25:18.160
record that will never be broken and that you have
to go back you know you're going have to go back
0:25:18.160,0:25:24.280
and and take a look at ago was it two episodes
ago okay two episodes ago it was two yeah we we
0:25:24.280,0:25:29.160
there was there's some World Records so I I want
to lay down a couple World Records now that my
0:25:29.160,0:25:37.800
screen has fully blasted my face over here we're
going to dive into world records that will never
0:25:37.800,0:25:46.920
likely be broken again oh okay and I'm just going
to read a few off I'm I'll read them off and I
0:25:46.920,0:25:57.440
will attempt to read the description um at best I
can if you have any interest in knowing about this
0:25:57.440,0:26:03.760
world record do you want me to start at number
one should I just go in order one through I think
0:26:03.760,0:26:11.880
it's 11 I just go in order no do go backwards cuz
do 11 through one okay 11 through one okay let's
0:26:11.880,0:26:15.840
see all right because don't they like number
these things were like most interesting to
0:26:15.840,0:26:20.400
like the mo like interesting to like the most
interesting or whatever isn't that how they do
0:26:20.400,0:26:26.720
this [ __ ] possibly but starting at 11 this one
already looks like a stupid world record um that
0:26:26.720,0:26:33.960
I don't know how I don't know how it actually
won't ever be broken I mean I guess um this
0:26:33.960,0:26:40.000
[ __ ] dumb you know I just blinked and thought
it was dumb when looking at it um that's how hard
0:26:40.000,0:26:48.560
I judged it all right yeah baby one through 11
I'm going to start with 11 for the world records
0:26:48.560,0:26:58.520
that will most likely never be broken here we go
okay the world record for holding the most world
0:26:58.520,0:27:11.360
records that is the world record see how stupid
that is all right move on next one number 10
0:27:11.360,0:27:16.480
number yeah the world record for holding the
most world record that is a world record so
0:27:16.480,0:27:21.480
dumb right that's stupid that's stupid I don't
care who you are or what you did that's stupid
0:27:21.480,0:27:25.640
cuz you probably just did a bunch of dumb
little world records that now you can have
0:27:25.640,0:27:31.120
that title you know what I mean so [ __ ]
you [ __ ] your entitlement give me number
0:27:31.120,0:27:38.600
10 man you just totally [ __ ] on a 62y old man
that's that's pretty harsh [ __ ] him okay all
0:27:38.600,0:27:43.280
right we'll move on from that guy clearly you
don't hear nothing or anything about that guy
0:27:43.280,0:27:50.160
damn all right nothing against old
people all right we like old people
0:27:50.160,0:27:54.440
um Sean just has a problem some of
us more than others this person right
0:27:54.440,0:28:01.680
here okay like I said going backwards
number 10 mhm oldest confirmed person
0:28:01.680,0:28:12.280
ever okay so hang on so is this up to date
because currently there is a woman who is
0:28:12.280,0:28:20.720
117 years old and that just recently happened
so is this up to date well it depends do you
0:28:20.720,0:28:27.240
want do you do do you want to hear do you want
to hear it well I I want to know the answer to
0:28:27.240,0:28:32.720
the question now so yes okay yes so you want to
know the age of this person I want to know her
0:28:32.720,0:28:44.320
age yes or his age whoever I don't know you tell
me what is the age Janie lived to the age of 122
0:28:44.320,0:28:55.280
years older 122 years and 164 days she lived
[ __ ] me in the butthole check this out she
0:28:55.280,0:29:07.320
was 122 right she lived from February 21st to 8
so February so February 21st 1875 to August 4th
0:29:07.320,0:29:17.280
1997 God damn can you imagine what you would
have seen you would have seen so much of the
0:29:17.280,0:29:25.080
world's history during that time span bro like
I don't know history but you would have seen a
0:29:25.080,0:29:32.520
lot of it you know what I mean that's [ __ ]
crazy yeah 18 if you were born in 1875 could
0:29:32.520,0:29:38.520
you imagine going through like all of all the
like you just said all the history I mean when
0:29:38.520,0:29:46.640
did iPhones come out like you know [ __ ] know
like the I iPads iPods you know like all these
0:29:46.640,0:29:52.120
things like computers could you imagine going
from the 18s to the 90s and just how things
0:29:52.120,0:29:59.960
would rapidly change you kind of Wonder like like
just how she felt the last days of of her life
0:29:59.960,0:30:04.120
you know does she feel like the world I would I
would like to go back I would like to go back to
0:30:04.120,0:30:10.960
1997 and ask this lady before she goes and say
excuse me do you think the world has gone in a
0:30:10.960,0:30:17.160
better direction or the world is going Direction
in a bad Direction I Would like to know of your
0:30:17.160,0:30:24.160
122 years of experience I'd be curious to know
I would like to Hope she'd set a good direction
0:30:24.160,0:30:31.640
but I I can already tell you it's probably just
bad yeah she she'd probably pinpoint some stuff
0:30:31.640,0:30:35.800
like travel you know you can get airplanes now
and and there's probably certain things you know
0:30:35.800,0:30:42.160
because she you know she went through the the
the trains and the you know mhm all the things
0:30:42.160,0:30:49.480
to getzy she probably went from trains to cars to
planes like buses that's awesome that's awesome
0:30:49.480,0:30:57.920
really cool it's pretty well J's 22 years
so number nine longest time spent in space
0:31:02.560,0:31:05.960
I don't know if I care about this one I don't
know if I care about the longest time spent in
0:31:05.960,0:31:11.320
space cuz I feel like that one can be broken
it's going to be feel like that one's going to
0:31:11.320,0:31:17.200
be broken yeah so at the time in place right
now currently I don't think that one matters
0:31:17.200,0:31:20.480
too much like you're you're just going to
be another name on the list you know what
0:31:20.480,0:31:26.120
I mean yeah so so so that's a record where we
tell this guy great job but it's probably not
0:31:26.120,0:31:29.960
going to you're not going to hold Dam especially
with all the technology that's going on right
0:31:29.960,0:31:34.840
now and um yeah you're not going to get struck by
lightning seven times you know what I mean you're
0:31:34.840,0:31:41.040
not him all right you're not him Roy what was
his name Roy forget his last name but Jesus the
0:31:41.040,0:31:45.920
the human lightning rod what they call him know
was the human lightning conductor jeez poor guy
0:31:45.920,0:31:48.920
I wonder if he's going to pop up on here maybe
he's further up the list we'll see let's find
0:31:48.920,0:31:54.960
out all right so number nine all right we got
past number nine okay so number eight on this
0:31:54.960,0:32:04.560
list of Guinness World Records that will likely
not be broken or be broken um the world's longest
0:32:04.560,0:32:12.960
fingernails listen for those of you who are
working out right now you're halfway through
0:32:12.960,0:32:18.040
your workout and the fact that you had to just
hear about the world's longest fingernails I'm
0:32:18.040,0:32:21.240
going to go ahead and do you the favor and
we're going to skip that one because that
0:32:21.240,0:32:26.720
is gross nobody needs that imagine how no I
don't even want to give you that picture you
0:32:26.720,0:32:32.720
don't even want how long how do you not want to
know how long the world's longest finger nails
0:32:32.720,0:32:37.760
are how do you not want to know that I've seen
I've seen this picture before buddy I've seen
0:32:37.760,0:32:43.160
this image and your nail is not like it's not
a straight nail you know it's it's rolled it's
0:32:43.160,0:32:51.360
rolled up and it's filthy it's disgusting so if
you want to you know what if you want to listen
0:32:51.360,0:32:56.320
my workout viewers and my Watchers and all you
people watching right now Joshua is about to tell
0:32:56.320,0:33:01.320
you some facts right now he's about to tell tell
you how long this nail is and I want to know that
0:33:01.320,0:33:06.560
he's doing this on his own valtion all right I'm
not encouraging this at all so this mental image
0:33:06.560,0:33:12.400
you're about to have right now that's on him
just saying I I couldn't imagine just going
0:33:12.400,0:33:17.680
through life with this but uh he didn't cut his
nails until he was 66 years old and these things
0:33:17.680,0:33:32.120
measured 29 feet and 10 in 10.1 let me give him
the 0.1 inches in length my my God 29 ft Joshua
0:33:32.120,0:33:40.280
29 ft that's bigger than my apartment yeah dude
like that is some long curly nasty he didn't cut
0:33:40.280,0:33:47.720
him till he was 66 bro that's that's wild think
that affected his love life you know think that
0:33:47.720,0:33:55.840
affected his everything life yes everything bro
every can you imagine this man making you a hot
0:33:55.840,0:34:00.600
dog on the side of the street oh my God taking
that hot dog you taking that New York hot dog
0:34:00.600,0:34:08.040
from this man no no you're not you buying car
insurance from this man no no you're not I can
0:34:08.040,0:34:15.720
only imagine dude that guy's got 66 years worth
of stuff underneath his nails bro nobody needs
0:34:15.720,0:34:20.680
that image that's what I'm telling you nobody
needed that nobody needed to know that I'm
0:34:20.680,0:34:26.520
sorry everybody I'm sorry for josa he's he's a
dirty boy all right he's dirty my goodness all
0:34:26.520,0:34:31.880
right I'll move on from the that was impressive
though all right number seven the highest grossing
0:34:31.880,0:34:46.920
movie [ __ ] uming guess it here yeah Avatar
nope not Avatar nope The Avengers you're not
0:34:46.920,0:34:55.080
even you're not even the same like year you're
like you're just oh [ __ ] yeah you're okay um
0:34:55.080,0:35:00.960
you fast forwarded way too quick in in time go to
remember this is the highest this movie's been out
0:35:00.960,0:35:12.880
for a long time Titanic final guess Titanic no no
no well [ __ ] what is it then according to this
0:35:12.880,0:35:22.200
now I'm curious Gone With the Wind Gone With the
Wind Gone With the Wind that's what Gone With the
0:35:22.200,0:35:30.360
Wind that's what it says I don't believe this I I
do not believe this at all that's some that's some
0:35:30.360,0:35:34.520
that's some space witchcraft all right I've never
even seen God With the Wind I've never even seen
0:35:34.520,0:35:39.320
it you've never seen gone with the wi I did they
don't got my money they didn't not they didn't
0:35:39.320,0:35:45.880
high off of my dollars didn't get that [ __ ] uh
you shouldn't watch Gone With the Wind no just
0:35:45.880,0:35:50.960
don't you know just go off what people tell you
it's about and that's all you really need to know
0:35:50.960,0:35:58.200
so it's kind of sad but I mean it's not a good
movie well okay I say that objectively but is
0:35:58.200,0:36:03.720
it a classic though is that why it's there it's a
it's a classic yeah I'd rather watch Hamilton but
0:36:03.720,0:36:10.360
whatever I want to give you some credit Avatar
was on there though but it wasn't yeah nailing
0:36:10.360,0:36:17.840
it all right we're getting to some juicy ones here
we go oh juicy ones for number six you might like
0:36:17.840,0:36:27.560
this one the world's biggest diamond I thought you
were gonna say dick and I was gonna be real happy
0:36:29.720,0:36:35.000
of course you would of course you would the
world world's biggest diamond I don't really
0:36:35.000,0:36:39.800
care honestly if it's not a blood diamond I don't
really care about it to be honest with you it's
0:36:39.800,0:36:46.320
not a blood diamond it is it isn't it isn't but
it's uh worth around $400 million so that you
0:36:46.320,0:36:54.960
might care about no see again Joshua when it
comes to me right and things I care about if
0:36:54.960,0:37:01.680
I can't trade it when the world is is over you
know in a zombie apocalypse if it means nothing
0:37:01.680,0:37:09.080
to anybody then I don't care about it you know
like what do you so zombie apocalypse right you
0:37:09.080,0:37:15.040
got this big ass diamond right who's going to take
that from you bro who's going to trade that from
0:37:15.040,0:37:23.040
you and be and be like like oh okay here here's
a thing of corn a bushel of corn for you my son
0:37:23.040,0:37:29.560
for your big ass Diamond that I have no use for
because I cannot do anything with this diamond
0:37:29.560,0:37:34.920
you're right you're right a diamond isn't very
yeah you're trading a bunch of like cattle and
0:37:34.920,0:37:40.160
you're you know you're doing a bunch of like
that kind of thing for yeah you're taking my
0:37:40.160,0:37:46.280
firstborn child and my donkey to survive yeah
I'm not taking your diamond the diamond I don't
0:37:46.280,0:37:53.360
care move on next yes I agree I agree with you
and in that also another hang on that's that's
0:37:53.360,0:38:00.240
another Guinness World Record that can be broken
oh because who says we found all the diamonds you
0:38:00.240,0:38:08.760
know we didn't mind the entire Earth or the moon
just yet you know what I mean another record that
0:38:08.760,0:38:13.760
can be broken so move on that that's another
[ __ ] record get that [ __ ] out [ __ ] record
0:38:13.760,0:38:18.160
we're that's going to go in the [ __ ] records
all right that's going in the [ __ ] moving on
0:38:18.160,0:38:23.440
from the biggest diamond that you would probably
sell for for four $400 million and you wouldn't
0:38:23.440,0:38:32.200
keep because it just means nothing at that point
all right I got a good one for you most I'm ready
0:38:32.200,0:38:41.320
lawsuits filed most lawsuits filed like somebody
to record now is this a is this a person a single
0:38:41.320,0:38:46.800
person filing lawsuits or is this a corporation
file okay so one person filed a bunch of lawsuits
0:38:46.800,0:38:57.200
yes correct okay people people that are part of
these lawsuits include Bill Gates and the pope uh
0:38:57.200,0:39:03.640
Pope Benedict the rumin rumin numerals I I don't
know how to [ __ ] it's XVI whatever the [ __ ]
0:39:03.640,0:39:11.400
those numbers are yeah so he he he sued the pope
sued the pope all right I don't I don't care for
0:39:11.400,0:39:17.000
the person's name I want to know how many lawsuits
they have because again this I feel is another one
0:39:17.000,0:39:27.360
that can be broken okay credited eventually this
person has been credited credited with okay over
0:39:27.920,0:39:37.760
4,000 companies and individuals that they have
sued what the [ __ ] yeah what the [ __ ] okay
0:39:37.760,0:39:45.280
just hear me out buddy hear me out real quick like
do you not have family do you not have friends
0:39:45.280,0:39:54.280
like what is going on with you that you need to go
out and Sue everybody that you meet like what what
0:39:54.280,0:40:00.960
is your problem I mean maybe he's just passion
Sean maybe he has a passion for Law and passion
0:40:00.960,0:40:08.080
for people who break laws and he's trying to do
something about it I gota give the man credit ha
0:40:08.080,0:40:13.760
lawyers but is a vigilante all right yeah yeah
it's I mean 4,000 that's and he went after Bill
0:40:13.760,0:40:19.120
Gates and the Pope I mean come on there's some
serious there some Heavy Hitters if you're going
0:40:19.120,0:40:22.720
after them you got to have are yeah you know
ground to stand on if you're going to go after
0:40:22.720,0:40:29.440
those two people you know damn all right moving on
oh you're going to you're going to love this one
0:40:29.440,0:40:36.040
and and I know because I'm getting hungry you know
and I know you're getting hungry yes sir so coming
0:40:36.040,0:40:47.680
in at number four on the list most metal eaten
yes eaten in your mouth chewed up oh bro so I have
0:40:47.680,0:40:56.520
metal fillings right and when you eat metal or you
bite on a piece of metal on accident like aluminum
0:40:56.520,0:41:05.960
foil that [ __ ] hurts like a [ __ ] so now I'm
curious how much metal has this person consume
0:41:05.960,0:41:13.440
Joshua is it more than five pounds before I give
you the uh the total would you like to take a
0:41:13.440,0:41:22.280
guess if this guy's alive or dead he's [ __ ] dead
what what makes you think that this man would be
0:41:22.280,0:41:29.920
dead Sean what what about his world record tells
you he might be dead maybe if you eat like I don't
0:41:29.920,0:41:37.880
know I'm going to say like 30 pounds of metal you
probably can't digest that [ __ ] right or did he
0:41:37.880,0:41:47.000
kill himself no what happened he he did not he did
not kill himself um but the poor man okay died at
0:41:47.000,0:41:55.440
the age of 57 but before his death he managed
to consume nine tons of metal over the course
0:41:55.440,0:42:09.760
of his lifetime nine nine tons of met that's like
three whales worth of metal what what possesses a
0:42:09.760,0:42:17.880
man to eat that much metal was he heartbroken was
he jealous that he didn't get struck by lightning
0:42:17.880,0:42:28.360
what oh Joshua I mean Believe It or Not Human
Race uh included in his nine tons is a Cessna
0:42:28.360,0:42:38.800
a 1 15 airplane he consumed along this journey
he ate a plane so how' he die did it say that
0:42:38.800,0:42:46.600
because I have an idea so uh just to get I mean
just to give this guy some context he suffered
0:42:46.600,0:42:53.840
from I think it's called piika a disease that made
him crave eating nonf food objects like dirt and
0:42:53.840,0:42:57.120
glass
0:42:59.320,0:43:02.600
so this man eat dirt and glass he like dirt and
0:43:02.600,0:43:14.160
glass homeboy dirt glass talk about a cheap
just park some silver in front of the guy and
0:43:14.160,0:43:20.080
you got to leave a tip good no no no sir he will
not have the salad he will be having the salad
0:43:20.080,0:43:29.520
fork thank you Jesus CH kind of impressive made
what we he made it to 57 though you got to hand
0:43:29.520,0:43:35.760
it to him bro 57 eating 9 metal dude you eat a
whole [ __ ] plane you made it to 57 you are a
0:43:35.760,0:43:42.360
legend he made the records and that's a record
I don't think anybody's going to break I'm just
0:43:42.360,0:43:47.840
going to throw it out there no sir that's a that's
a permanent record right there that is a permanent
0:43:47.840,0:43:55.800
record hey you think you can recycle his turd
you just saying I would hope so you think that's
0:43:55.800,0:44:01.640
that's wor something I got to give back bu got to
give back to the environment after that all right
0:44:01.640,0:44:09.000
number three we're we're we're we're wrapping
up with the last three here number three mhm
0:44:09.000,0:44:14.760
the tallest man in the world would you like to
take a guess on a record I feel like that can be
0:44:14.760,0:44:23.080
broken another record I guess could be broken
but I'm going to say 7 feet N I think there's
0:44:23.080,0:44:28.520
people tall wasn't Yao Ming the basketball
player taller than that I don't know you tell
0:44:28.520,0:44:33.880
me 13 feet 42 feet is this man this you're
going to tell me this guy was the size of a
0:44:33.880,0:44:44.200
skyscraper yeah not quite but he did stand
at 8 feet 11 in oh so I was close in my
0:44:44.200,0:44:49.400
seven foot reference then all right yeah
I mean it's that's that's a tall person
0:44:49.400,0:44:52.640
you're not getting through her door that's a
big D that is a tall man you know what sucks
0:44:52.640,0:44:56.520
about being that tall is that your organs
cannot function correctly because they're
0:44:56.520,0:45:01.880
not used to having to extend that far out
which is really sad yeah he died at the
0:45:01.880,0:45:07.800
age of number two Joshua he died young okay
they don't last long all right two last two
0:45:07.800,0:45:15.080
the longest distance an airplane was pulled
by a human being thought you were gonna say
0:45:15.080,0:45:22.920
dick nope it's not that kind of podcast I
just might have Mia I think I just might
0:45:22.920,0:45:29.600
have Mia just bleep it so it sounds like
you said it and I'm going to go from there
0:45:29.600,0:45:35.760
longest longest pulled by a man okay yeah
longest distance airplane was pulled by a
0:45:35.760,0:45:39.680
man I mean super strong dudes I mean I'm sure
that one's probably going to be broken again
0:45:39.680,0:45:43.920
but yeah that's again but let me wait let me
guess can I guess on this one uh I want to
0:45:43.920,0:45:53.120
say 400 feet Jesus you're giving this good
dude a bunch of credit um he only paid oh
0:45:53.120,0:46:02.760
[ __ ] it's less than that yeah I mean this
thing weighed 4 116,000 lb um okay so it was
0:46:02.760,0:46:09.160
I mean it's a monster airplane uh he only pulled
at 28 feet though Sean so you're way up okay so
0:46:09.160,0:46:13.800
that'll be broken someone's going to round
that [ __ ] off to 30 okay you're right yeah
0:46:13.800,0:46:18.600
he probably could you're right right and
gosh darn it we made it to the final one
0:46:18.600,0:46:23.640
let's celebrate this last one this is this
is no this is supposed to be number one cuz
0:46:23.640,0:46:29.760
we went in the wrong or not the wrong order but
we chose to go from 11 to1 not from 1 to 11 so
0:46:29.760,0:46:40.440
number one we're different is on this list the
heaviest weight supported by a human tongue oh
0:46:40.440,0:46:54.360
[ __ ] okay well I mean I have a pretty heavy
tongue to be honest with you jro and uh because
0:46:54.360,0:47:08.520
of that it is strong like so I'm going to say
the heaviest would probably have to be 45 lbs
0:47:08.520,0:47:16.440
oh [ __ ] that's a that no Sean you're like not
even close not even close am I is it less than
0:47:16.440,0:47:23.320
that or is it more than that it's less than that
again this is a tongue this a human tongue this is
0:47:23.320,0:47:28.880
this not a a cow tongue this is yeah this it's not
that thing you're you're flicking on screen right
0:47:28.880,0:47:35.240
now yeah I hope I hope somebody just listening
cuz if you had to see that um nobody wants to
0:47:35.240,0:47:43.320
see Sean flicking his tongue I hope Mia blurs
that out too um Jesus all right so how much how
0:47:43.320,0:47:51.840
much is the weight all right so the the uh the
the weight supported by this person's tongue was
0:47:51.840,0:48:01.120
27bs Sean ah so I was about I was almost half way
there halfway just in the wrong direction yeah 20
0:48:01.120,0:48:08.320
PB I mean 27 that's crazy if you think about
just hooking that to your tongue my goodness I
0:48:08.320,0:48:15.000
don't want to think about that that sounds awful
yeah sounds like roast it's extremely awful it's
0:48:15.000,0:48:23.680
not good at all wellon that wraps up my Guinness
world for this episode uh for the Guinness World
0:48:23.680,0:48:29.000
Records the whole episode was the the world
episode Joshua we'll just call it the world
0:48:29.000,0:48:34.880
record episode I mean we went over a lot we went
over a lot some I think will be broken but CRA to
0:48:34.880,0:48:40.120
be determined yeah yeah except that guy who ate
the [ __ ] plane that's that's not cool that's
0:48:40.120,0:48:45.520
never going to be broken yeah that's that that
guy that guy's different that guy's different he
0:48:45.520,0:48:50.800
build differently all right Joshua let's get into
it uh let's do some fun finds if you got a and
0:48:50.800,0:48:55.600
then we'll unbox this little monster guy and then
we'll get into a Fortune of the week I'm going to
0:48:55.600,0:49:03.080
leave once again hope I'm not letting anybody
down I'm going to let the fun finds follow LA
0:49:03.080,0:49:10.320
because I don't have any fun finds none whatsoever
Jesus Christ you can't even like turn around and
0:49:10.320,0:49:16.520
pull a plant down and say this is a plant given
to me by the mother Guadalupe or like I mean I I
0:49:16.520,0:49:20.680
got some little things up above here but I mean I
I want to keep it fun I want to keep it original
0:49:20.680,0:49:25.000
I just want to pull some on my shelf I want to I
actually want to do the research do the work and
0:49:25.000,0:49:32.080
find something and I got two episodes now I will
not make it a third I got two episodes uh where I
0:49:32.080,0:49:37.840
did not have a fun find but I know you got a
funf what do you got let's see it show let's
0:49:37.840,0:49:44.560
get into it Joshua for those of you who are just
joining this funf find Adventure that we have um
0:49:44.560,0:49:51.920
we're doing unboxings of these little monster
guys here went to a store called popmart and uh
0:49:51.920,0:49:56.840
purchased nine of these we're going for the whole
collection somewhere where's my hand this side
0:49:56.840,0:50:01.040
this side still getting used to that there you go
going for the whole collection so we'll go ahead
0:50:01.040,0:50:04.840
and open this still don't know how I'm doing it
in the social videos yet so I'm just going to go
0:50:04.840,0:50:10.360
like this and you're going to see me just kind of
tear this [ __ ] open like that very satisfying
0:50:10.360,0:50:17.120
very and we'll just go like this I tore the top
off that one joshu I didn't do that the last time
0:50:17.120,0:50:22.240
this is the second box Sean has opened and he's
getting better at it believe it or not second box
0:50:22.240,0:50:30.480
look at this don't eat that that's [Music] pooo
all right go ahead and uh pull out the chair here
0:50:30.480,0:50:36.200
here's the chair all the chairs kind of look the
same it's really cool um I'm not going to tell you
0:50:36.200,0:50:42.440
who it is just yet cuz I can see in the back of
the chair so we'll go ahead and pull him out here
0:50:42.440,0:50:49.800
he is right here go ahead and just tear that wide
open people think I think people like that when it
0:50:49.800,0:50:57.800
gets tore open ready josua you ready let's see it
here he is what what is that is what is that who's
0:50:57.800,0:51:05.480
that this is the mummy Joshua and it just like the
last one that we got I'll go ahead and pull the
0:51:05.480,0:51:14.320
little card for you you can see here there he is
the mommy beautiful little guy he eating popcorn
0:51:14.320,0:51:20.640
so go ahead and he's he is eating popcorn yes I
mean it's hard to tell but he is eating popcorn
0:51:20.640,0:51:24.760
so I'll go ahead and open up his chair real quick
so we can put him in his little chair popcorn that
0:51:24.760,0:51:33.280
is [ __ ] that is funny so unlike the last one so
we got Dracula the last one um unlike that one The
0:51:33.280,0:51:39.520
Mummy doesn't have a m doesn't have anything else
in his hands or anything like that he just has
0:51:39.520,0:51:45.880
his little chair so I'll go ahead and put him in
his little chair here but here he is there's his
0:51:45.880,0:51:52.120
chair you can see the mummy has the DAT he was
released and uh him in his chair he's kind of he
0:51:52.120,0:51:58.640
doesn't really sit so doesn't really sit in his
chair too well he's just doing his thing I think
0:51:58.640,0:52:08.760
do and I'm sorry Joshua it's it's not popcorn he's
eating it almost looks like a chicken nugget again
0:52:08.760,0:52:16.000
really really hard to I wish check it like [ __ ]
because it looks like a popcorn bucket that's the
0:52:16.000,0:52:25.880
traditional you know white and red popcorn bucket
mhm is it kettle corn you know is it some other
0:52:25.880,0:52:33.040
tasty but there there you go man it looks like it
honestly it looks like chicken nugget but there
0:52:33.040,0:52:41.200
you go that is our uh that is our monster one for
the week uh and those of you who are who've been
0:52:41.200,0:52:46.560
watching this um trying to get all nine of them
at the end of the week at the end of the nine
0:52:46.560,0:52:52.720
weeks we'll probably do a little giveaway here
and raffle one off send it out you know should
0:52:52.720,0:53:03.360
be a good time yeah good dig it uh let's get into
uh Fortune now Joshua all right fortunes well sad
0:53:03.360,0:53:13.560
but true story we we are still stuck with the
panda no lucky numbers fortunes so we're doing
0:53:13.560,0:53:19.920
it a little bit different um Sean I'll let you
know how it goes but for right now all I got is
0:53:19.920,0:53:23.560
Fortune so the way I'm going to do it because I
don't like to pick from the top I like I like V
0:53:23.560,0:53:29.160
I like um I don't want to say variety but uh
um just I want it to be spontaneous I want it
0:53:29.160,0:53:33.160
just to be random that's probably the word I'm
looking for I'm going to drop all these random
0:53:33.160,0:53:40.400
on my my desk over here and then I'm gonna have
Shawn pick a number and that's going to be our
0:53:40.400,0:53:47.280
Fortune so I'm going to drop these now all right
let's go budy there we go they're empty I threw
0:53:47.280,0:53:56.760
them on my desk I'm going line these bad boys
up um and Sean we now only have one two we we
0:53:56.760,0:54:07.560
we only have six of these Panda lovely Gourmet
cookies left give me a number one through six
0:54:07.560,0:54:16.600
for this next cookie one through six um you know
what in honor of the Mummy I'm going to say 32 so
0:54:16.600,0:54:25.920
I'm going to say two is the cookie that I want two
okay number two on the desk is GNA get broken up
0:54:25.920,0:54:29.800
in here because say it every time I don't want to
vacuum this [ __ ] up and I don't want my little
0:54:29.800,0:54:38.160
dogs eating this poisonous [ __ ] so break this
up in here change colors very quickly yeah my dogs
0:54:38.160,0:54:44.800
do not need to be consuming that as much as they
would like it they probably enjoy it um not going
0:54:44.800,0:54:51.200
to let honestly they probably would all right
we are crunched up here we go let's get to our
0:54:51.200,0:54:57.760
Fortune everybody what do we got here got a good
fortune what do we got what do we got what do we
0:54:57.760,0:55:08.960
got oh here we go maybe you'll like this maybe you
won't I'm gonna okay I'm ready okay here we go so
0:55:08.960,0:55:19.760
for your fortune for March 26 is as followed a
challenging and fascinating project is in your
0:55:19.760,0:55:28.920
future interesting I do like that I mean we've
been working on these social video um if you guys
0:55:28.920,0:55:33.600
have seen them please leave us a like or a comment
or give us a thumbs up or a hard Emoji whatever
0:55:33.600,0:55:38.480
it is on [ __ ] all that [ __ ] you we're working
hard on that [ __ ] so just you know give us some
0:55:38.480,0:55:45.440
feedback on that yeah so I I I think it's read it
for the kids in read it for the kids in the back
0:55:45.440,0:55:49.600
all right so for those of you who just woke up
I just got to the party I got an awesome Fortune
0:55:49.600,0:55:55.520
for you hopefully this has meaning um it can take
you somewhere just listen up a little bit because
0:55:55.520,0:56:04.440
here it is a challenging and fascinating project
is in your future very cool it is very cool that
0:56:04.440,0:56:15.400
is your fortune for March 26 2024 nice I like that
one Jos again I like that one it's good um now for
0:56:15.400,0:56:19.800
the lucky numbers if you guys saw last week's
episode uh then you you'll kind of know what
0:56:19.800,0:56:26.720
we're doing here so we have a website that'll give
us our lucky numbers but I went ahead Joshua I'm
0:56:26.720,0:56:32.320
going to go ahead and share our screen or share
my screen for everybody um I went ahead and I
0:56:32.320,0:56:38.120
filled out some of this already so we can kind of
streamline this stuff already um I went ahead and
0:56:38.120,0:56:45.400
put my zodiac sign in here my zodiac sign yes
uh I am a Scorpio was born October 30th so if
0:56:45.400,0:56:51.760
you want to send me any Halloween things please
bring them on in um I I went with the lucky color
0:56:51.760,0:56:56.040
of black and again I didn't exclude any number
so let's go ahead and give you guys your lucky
0:56:56.040,0:57:03.200
number numbers for the week Joshua are you ready
I'm I am ready give me some lucky numbers let's
0:57:03.200,0:57:27.280
win all right here they are 12 20 23 29 36 41
49 one more time 12 20 23 29 36 41 and 49 there
0:57:27.280,0:57:34.880
you go your lucky numbers for the week all right
sound like winners something sound like winners
0:57:34.880,0:57:43.520
I don't know I liked what I saw there me too me
too buddy I do like what I saw there too who knows
0:57:43.520,0:57:46.720
maybe you win something maybe you don't if you
do win something with those numbers let us know
0:57:46.720,0:57:52.200
that would be freaking awesome if you [ __ ] won
something we wish everybody the best on this one
0:57:52.200,0:57:56.800
um unless you have anything left to say Joshua
should we tell these people that their workout
0:57:56.800,0:58:05.320
is over now or do you want to I I think I think
my workout is over and I am starving [ __ ] this
0:58:05.320,0:58:11.480
mummy I'll tell you right now I am you I'm about
to I'm about to [ __ ] this mummy so I can eat the
0:58:11.480,0:58:18.480
food you know don't leave the mummy leave the
mummy alone that's not what it's for leave the
0:58:18.480,0:58:22.240
mummy alone I think I'm going to watch that movie
right now to be honest it's gonna be a good I me
0:58:22.240,0:58:27.360
all right let's end this ship let's [ __ ] let's
let's crash this plane let's go thank you guys
0:58:27.360,0:58:34.400
for watching thank you for listening we have had
a great day today with you guys we really do mean
0:58:34.400,0:58:41.680
that thank you again for everybody's support and
all of your camaraderie we love you um with that
0:58:41.680,0:58:48.640
being said uh finish your workout a little bit
early today you're welcome Joshua what do you
0:58:48.640,0:58:56.440
got left I I don't have much to add to that other
than uh I wish everybody well thank you once again
0:58:56.440,0:59:04.880
for joining us drop a comment drop a like if you
feel like it tell a friend you know um let's all
0:59:04.880,0:59:11.760
have some fun together and we will see you guys
next week yes sir see you next week everybody
0:59:11.760,0:59:18.900
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Dees
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