Sorry For The Delay | EP.27 | Brain Fog, Horses & PB&J
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: (Name Not Mentioned)
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Cold Open, Brain Fog & Button Chaos
0:00:28 Botched Intro & “We Can’t Count”
0:01:13 Workout Bit, TikTok Pants & Gym Distractions
0:02:04 Levels, Wrong Knob & “I’m All Messed Up”
0:03:33 Time Change, Supplements & Fuzzy Brains
0:03:57 Countdown: Days & Weeks Left In The Year
0:05:22 National Love Your Produce Manager Day
0:07:11 Ride Your Horse To The Bar Day
0:10:18 National Ferret Day & The Legality Debate
0:15:58 National PB&J Day: Strawberry, Apricot & Crunchy Rules
0:20:13 National DIY Day: Rant, Reality & Customer Service
0:27:47 National Nature Day: Couch vs. Outdoors
0:35:04 “Don’t Walk Your Dog Day” (We’re Not Fans)
0:38:36 Oldest Dog On Record & Cat Tangent
0:41:01 AI Art Background: Dog Walking Its Owner
0:43:34 Car Troubles: Buy, Lease, Or Limp Along?
0:49:50 Fun Find — Joshua: Taco vs Burrito (Party Game)
0:52:08 Fun Find — Sean: Creature From The Black Lagoon Unboxing
0:54:25 Fortune Time
0:57:05 Lucky Numbers (No Sevens… Again)
0:59:38 Giveaways & The Lucky Sevens Challenge
1:00:19 Pre-Recorded Adventure Tease & Sign-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “I’m all [ __ ] up right now, buddy.” — Sean, mid-button panic.
• “If your brain’s a little fuzzy, it’s okay — you will acclimate.” — Joshua, soothing the chaos.
• “For the year we got 274 days left — you still got time.” — Joshua, doing the math pep talk.
• “Ride a horse to the bar? That sounds fun… and like a DUI.” — Sean, imagining the citation.
• “Ferrets are like snakes with fur.” — Sean, on unconventional cute.
• “I’ll love my produce manager as soon as I find out who they are.” — Sean, grocery-store realist.
• “My PB&J is 85% to 92% peanut butter — the crunchy [ __ ].” — Joshua, sandwich specs.
• “If you’re a DIYer, hire a contractor — you’re a plague.” — Sean, going nuclear.
• “The best DIYer is the one you can teach something to.” — Joshua, offering the counter-take.
• “Nature’s pretty to look at; I’ll watch it in 4K on YouTube.” — Sean, indoor enthusiast.
• “National Don’t Walk Your Dog Day feels messed up.” — Sean, calling it out.
• “There’s a Guinness record — a dog lived to 31 years old.” — Joshua, dropping facts.
• “This background? I asked AI to draw a dog walking its owner.” — Joshua, behind the image.
• “Creature from the Black Lagoon is eating little fish — look at him!” — Sean, unboxing joy.
• “As life’s greatest joys come from sharing good food.” — Joshua, reading the fortune.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: As Life’s Greatest Joys Come From Sharing Good Food.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 13, 25, 28, 37, 38
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Universal Monsters mini — Creature From The Black Lagoon; tiny chair, tiny fish, maximum vibes.
Joshua: Taco vs Burrito (party card game); road-trip ready, quick to learn, chaos in a box.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor
Mia in this week's episode the boys are off
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to a rough start with brain fog and mistimed
button presses Joshua has seven holidays for
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us that lead into some odd conversations and both
boys finally have a fun find this week enjoy the
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[Music] show hello and welcome to another episode
of sorry for the delay my name is Sean this is
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Joshua somewhere over there Joshua oh wait oh I
[ __ ] that up I [ __ ] that up for the first time
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in like 26 episodes uh we are your hosts my name
is Sean this is Joshua how you doing Joshua [ __ ]
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all right let's go yeah I mean I I I think we both
know n you know neither of us can count or talk so
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I don't think it matters you know none of this is
scripted everything that we do is pretty random
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and just you know out of you know out of the box
you know you know so you know how you intro there
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is is pretty pretty normal for what we do here so
thank you everybody for joining us um and normally
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this is where Sean says welcome to your workout
you know your you just put your spandex on you
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know you you packed in your freaking balls and
your freaking you know whatever you're whatever
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you're putting in there I don't know um yeah you
got those Tik Tock uh sweatpants on so you know
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you do you boo you do you those Tik Tock ones I
I don't know I those should be banned some gyms
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I don't I think people are working out less when
they see somebody walking with a Tik Tok uh SP
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like whoa are those them Tik Tok like it's a
reason to talk right it's like are those did
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you get those on those T to you know like yeah
but people do look good in them I mean they're
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working that is that is for sure people do look
great in them um also just I feel like a uh I
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don't know man I'm just I'm just having a day of
it I think I pushed the wrong button right now I'm
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adjusting some levels and I think I hit the wrong
one trying to adjust it I am just I'm all [ __ ]
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up right now buddy I'm all [ __ ] up how about
we just start where we usually start Joshua do
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you have any uh holidays going on do you have any
uh anything to get me right on track here how many
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days do I have left to live like what's what's up
bud I I think what happened is you know we just
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got into you know the hour has changed for some
of us I think a lot of us are acclimating to one
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hour difference of time so if you're feeling like
your brain's a little fuzzy or you're taking some
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new supplements like I am um you're just feeling a
little different um it's it's okay it's okay just
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let things happen let things you know you will
acclimate you will get there Joshua what kind of
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supplements are you taking buddy I I don't know I
don't know if I want to talk about that on air but
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if somebody's curious I I may if you ask in the
comment maybe I'll tell you uh what I'm taking
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taking these days but what I am taking these days
is giving me a sense of no I'm not messing around
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with fanol no no I'm too old for that [ __ ] I'm
not here to try new drugs I already know the drugs
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that work on me and it's not fentanyl all right
fentanyl does not work if you want to die sorry
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tragic sad news um fentel is the way to go but
yeah I'm not taking F go baby yeah I'm doing
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something a little different these days feeling a
little less fuzzy I am tired though you still got
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to sleep doesn't doesn't matter what you take you
still got to sleep and um so the fuzziness is is
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the lack of sleep not because of the supplements
and I'm trying something different but it feels
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good um but I do have holidays and I do have
how many days left in the year just depends on
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where we want to start I'll give you some days
start with uh yeah give me some days joshu see
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how many days we got left why not you know okay so
uh for the for the year we got 20074 days left in
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the year that means 274 that also means 39 weeks
so you know you got you you you got time you you
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still got time like I always say um maybe you've
already accomplished your goals maybe not but if
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you haven't uh CU we're here to create goals and
and uh uh change people's lives I guess I don't
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know whatever um but uh yeah you got time that's
the message we want to spread here we're here to
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change people's lives and start goals you know
just vote for us for I'm I'm catching up hey it
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is an election year it is an election year so
somebody's voting for somebody it is probably
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ain't going to be us um so yeah you got you
got some time left but uh if you want to jump
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into holidays I I did do some I I did do some
research let me try to speak properly um I came
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up with seven holidays but I also found one that
maybe shouldn't be a holiday I want to know if
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like once we get further down the line here should
this be a holiday is this a a holiday to celebrate
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or not celebrate um we'll get there though I got
seven of them so should I ramble okay off some of
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these holidays yeah ramble them off Joshua ramble
these holidays off let's hear them this is in no
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particular order and uh so the first one I got for
you and you may have to remember remind me if I've
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said this already but what I found for April
2nd 2024 is National love your produce manager
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day all right okay okay I I see you I see you um
grocery Outlets I feel you all right you you're
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not loving on your your produce manager Sean I
know I know you're a Mance man like oh yeah I'm
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definitely a man of organic you know I'm a man
of organic sizes organic produce uh but don't
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know who my my produce manager is so as soon as
I find out Joshua I'll let you know and I will
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I will love on them yeah you know BBE I don't
know how many people are going to go out there
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and love their produce manager and and I don't
even know if a produce manager is the one who
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who created this holiday cuz on the last episode
I think it was the last episode we talked about
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got to be you know make up a holiday day yeah
create a holiday day thank you Mia for uh for
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editing that one that was a that was a good one um
but I don't know maybe somebody made that [ __ ]
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up but uh if you want to celebrate your produce
manager I don't know give him give him a shout
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he you know point you in the right direction for
some good [ __ ] possibly um so that was my first
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right all right the next one sure all right I
got a oh [ __ ] it it cut it off oh no yeah I
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I know what it is though okay so today on April
2nd 2024 is National ride your horse to the bar
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day I'm GNA take my horse to the hotel Road and so
dumb so [ __ ] dumb I also think I [ __ ] up the
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lyrics of that song but it's all right all right
who's are you R your horse like are you doing that
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[ __ ] that's that's exactly what I was going
to ask you buddy I was going to ask would you
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ever ride a horse to a bar like you doing that
that sounds fun I mean it sounds really fun I
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I had this convers do scare me I no so and this
is this is along the lines of the conversation I
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had earlier uh we had uh occasionally in our
where I work we have vendors come in and the
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the uh the lady I was talking to she grew up
riding horses and she's super comfortable on
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horses she had a horse of her own and uh and I I
don't know my story was completely different than
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hers she loves horses she very comfortable even
though she said her horse almost killed her dad
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like four times um like by bucking him off and
chewing on his neck and [ __ ] um she had she
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yeah yeah tell the story where like the horse
literally to go yeah the horse literally like
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he fell off the horse and the horse like grabbed
him by the neck and like tried to like pull him
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off the dirt or something and he ended up with
these giant teeth horse teeth marks on his neck
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um but uh I I think horses are beautiful I I'm
not very comfortable riding a horse I the only
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time I've ever ridden a horse I got bucked off
literally like cowboy like I thought I was a
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teenager trying to to like ride this horse and the
horse just threw me off and I almost got trampled
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so um horse is like [ __ ] you [ __ ] yeah yeah
and and and it walked off and did something but
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but I I'm not super comfortable on it but would I
ride a horse to to the bar your wife I I probably
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wouldn't I probably wouldn't ride a horse to the
bar because I think you could get a DUI like ride
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and horse drone can't you I think you can get a
DUI from doing anything while intoxicated whether
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it be riding a horse or riding a scooter I think
if you're if you're in anything mobile I think
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you can still get a DUI and I know you can you
could still get you can't get a DUI from it but
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you can get a ticket for being drunk in public so
I don't know I would do it why not you're you're
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sketchy dude I would I I mean if you grew up with
horses I get it you you're probably fine doing it
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but I'm never grew up with horses I don't think
people understand how big a horse is if you've
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never seen a horse in person horses are [ __ ]
huge and I think I've talked about this before
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this feels like I've talked about this on the
podcast but horses are big and they're scary and
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they scare me so all right well moving on Sean's
riding a horse to the bar on April so if April 2nd
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you know comes around and you see Sean riding a
horse he's going to be like well I'm celebrating
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a holiday if you see him out there everybody but
I'm not doing it um not doing it at all for my
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third holiday or observance whatever you want to
whatever you want to however you want to look at
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it is national feret day oh like the animal like
fet the animals yeah fet those are so cute I like
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ferrets they're cute kind of look a little uh
little snakes with fur but they're cute snakes
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with fur uh I I don't know anybody with a ferret
but I think they're illegal in California are they
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really I think I don't think you can own them as
a pet in California can you own him in Washington
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I didn't look that up um I think you can I can
can we get a fact check on a in in California
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and Washington but I think they are not legal
in Califor I know people do you know have them
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as pets but I don't think it's something you
can have legally not that that matters I mean
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if a if it's your friend it's your friend you
know like the raccoons people pets petac Coons
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I I don't know here let's I'll tell you right now
uh what states are ferrets legal in um the answer
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is drro police [ __ ] um what's Google isia
has banned them okay Califoria California
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banned them I'm get a Reddit post here that's why
it's taking me so long California can't have them
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uh Washington is not on that list so I guess
Washington you can have have a feret so well I
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guess if you want a feret Sean you I don't know
why that was so funny but if you if you want a
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fet Chon you can have a fet I I I guess i' laugh
because I can't imagine you owning a ferret like
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putting the ferret in your background or some
[ __ ] I think that's happening can you imagine
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her right here sitting on my shoulders just right
here just [ __ ] Mia can you photoshop a fair nah
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I'm not wasting your time on that that would take
too long so yeah maybe you can borrow one you can
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maybe like you know SPCA you can like like a rent
you know or adopt one for a week rent to own you
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Foster oh yeah Foster that is the word yeah
Foster maybe Foster fair you know yeah Foster
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fair right up my ass oh that would be that that is
not okay Peta is listening they is it Peta um they
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they will not it's gross don't do that hey wait J
before we move on from this fa thing and speaking
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of torturing myself I heard the most disturbing
like form of torture like would would you like to
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hear it Jos would you like to hear this form of
torture I'm all ears when it comes to torture I
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don't want it to be I don't want torture upon
myself but if you want to lay out some history
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let's hear your so torture history get this
get this med medieval idea of torture so what
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you do is we we strap you down right we strap
you down so that you can't move obviously and
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what we do is we get a typically I don't know
how we should do it but in my mind it's like a
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a a aass in your mind no no this isn't your mind
you just said they do this like come on man we're
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not fantasizing torture me [ __ ] dude like come
on let's like tell you but it's like a a glass a
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glass jar basically right and inside the glass
jar are rats right and so you put the rats on
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your body and then on the end of the the glass
jar you have a little heat Source right so it's
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getting hot right and the rats are trying to find
a way out and the only way out is to like claw and
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bite at your innards think about my God I I've
heard of this one before I've I've heard of this
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one before what I was talking about yeah I I've
heard they do this like where certain things on
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your belly button uh they put that little thing
like where your belly button is because there's
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that little kind of like little orice it's kind of
a head start you know it's like depending how deep
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your belly button is you know some people got some
you know like if you got Audi an inie I mean if
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you're an Audi you got a little bit more time you
know but if you got an in just you got a any they
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already got an inch or two dep on you maybe along
the way you know if you you know got a little
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crumbs in there for him maybe you're a nice guy
like that and you'd save a little extra in there
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you know for the rats anyways that was a that was
my torture tangent oh no yeah that's what's the
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next holiday Jer yeah may maybe in one of these
episodes we go on a torture tangent that's going
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to be a dark one we should probably wait till get
like closer to like Halloween or something you
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know but that would be dark dark dark dark one um
all right so which one have I not read over here
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cuz what I say did I say I got seven of these how
many I get through everybody how many how many was
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that four three [ __ ] I don't remember I think
it was three maybe that's why not all right yeah I
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got another one for you here it goes yeah because
I got seven of course um how about this one Sean
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you may like this one you may hate this one but I
[ __ ] love this one it's National Peanut Butter
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and G jelly day I like peanut butter and jelly
what who says I don't like peanut butter and jelly
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who are you talking to no I'm said do you like
it are you a peanut butter I like it there's an
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astounding amount of people that are allergic to
peanuts and uh some people don't like peanut but
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jell um so are you a well what is your favorite
flavor I am for for jelly like when you when you
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yeah for jelly like when you say PB&J what is
your go-to PB and and J I grew okay all right
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I grew up eating a lot of uh strawberry and
apricot okay not a a unique one not a giant
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fan of apricot but but if it's the only thing in
the fridge and you got a large family um as as I
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grew up in you got to go you got to go for the
apricot um and it it it it grows on you let's
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just put it that way it grows on you wait did it
grow on you or did you just become like Stockholm
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syndrome and you're like well it's all I got to
eat I I'll I'll find the good in this is that
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what happened Joshua have you ever had apricot
uh jelly have you ever had it I have I I love
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apricot jam like I do actually really enjoy it
but yeah that's that's what I'm imagining you
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you're just like it's like everybody ate all your
strawberry jelly and you're just like oh [ __ ] I
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have to eat the OT jelly I think what it is is
with strawberry there's a bit of sweetness that
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comes with it and if I'm if I'm I haven't had
apricot in a long time but if I'm not mistaken
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apricot has a bit of a like a tartness to it it's
not as sweet as strawberry right M um and I think
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that's kind of what throws me off about the
apricot is is like if you've made you know 87
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strawberry uh PB&J is and then you have like
one apricot and you're just kind of going to
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be like why do it just doesn't something taste
different here um but yeah got to think of it as
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like a uh a pallet cleanse is what you got to
think about it as you know what I mean pallet
0:18:12.360,0:18:19.960
for the next time you have strawberry I if I'm
not going to like say Taco Bell or run into my
0:18:19.960,0:18:25.720
local taco truck or whatever's open late night
around here I try to stay away from the other
0:18:25.720,0:18:34.760
fast food chains but um I won't make me a fat
peanut butter in jelly sandwich and it's fat I
0:18:34.760,0:18:43.960
mean this thing is like this you know it's fat so
you will have 85% to 92% peanut butter and I buy
0:18:43.960,0:18:50.520
the crunchy [ __ ] don't [ __ ] around I don't
buy that creamy smooth no no no no oh Joshua how
0:18:50.520,0:18:56.480
can you [ __ ] your peanut butter then bro oh you
not I I don't do that with peanut butter so it's
0:18:56.480,0:19:02.560
a very easy decision for me I'm hang on it's
for consumption not any other you were never
0:19:02.560,0:19:09.200
you were never a broke college kid who went out
and bought the creamy smooth peanut butter put it
0:19:09.200,0:19:15.560
in their microwave in the dorm room took it
out and then just went ham that was not you
0:19:15.560,0:19:25.160
no I don't think I come podcast with you anymore
buddy my my goto if you want I mean my go-to when
0:19:25.160,0:19:32.960
I cuz I did move out for a while uh my go-to was
was peanut butter and jelly it was uh the old
0:19:32.960,0:19:37.280
quesadillas you know the cheese and the tortilla
cuz you can buy a big old stack and a block of
0:19:37.280,0:19:41.440
cheese that Costco and last you for months but
be careful e enough for that you won't be able
0:19:41.440,0:19:48.160
to [ __ ] it'll back you up um yes sir it'll
back you up you be like well I can't I [ __ ]
0:19:48.160,0:19:52.040
well all you're eating is quad deal is for seven
days straight you know it's it's cost effective
0:19:52.040,0:20:00.680
but you can't poop um uh so you do PBJ and then
there was the top and then there was the mac and
0:20:00.680,0:20:06.960
cheese baby always a St and all of those were
very cost effective not living at home you can
0:20:06.960,0:20:13.560
make it on that [ __ ] very true very true
speaking facts all right let's move on next
0:20:13.560,0:20:18.520
topic next holiday what do you got all right so
okay we got that out of the way we got that out
0:20:18.520,0:20:27.080
of the way okay all right we're getting down to
the nitty-gritty um how about I mean we can go
0:20:27.080,0:20:35.600
as long or as short on this one because it does
touch you and I in many ways oh interesting many
0:20:35.600,0:20:47.680
ways mentally physically emotionally back room
conversations how do you feel about National DIY
0:20:47.680,0:20:59.280
day oh god um how do you how do you feel about
the diyers out there come on let's be honest
0:20:59.280,0:21:05.000
about the DI wires let's be honest oh well are
we talking about are we talking about di wires
0:21:05.000,0:21:11.120
in the sense of like construction like making
stuff like that because if we're if we're not
0:21:11.120,0:21:17.120
I mean we're technically diyers Joshua because
we're doing this on our own you know what I mean
0:21:17.120,0:21:23.000
so which which aspect is this talking about does
it not I'm assuming it doesn't stay no this this
0:21:23.000,0:21:30.360
has to do with your traditional do it yourself
go into your local you know where you buy your
0:21:30.360,0:21:36.640
Hammer you buy your nails you buy your whatever
the [ __ ] you're trying to buy and you have
0:21:36.640,0:21:46.760
no idea what the hell you're doing buying this
[ __ ] like you saw it on Tik Tok you saw some
0:21:46.760,0:21:52.560
[ __ ] this is a day for those people to come out
and raid your place of business and and now they
0:21:52.560,0:21:58.520
feel okay about it do you like this holiday do
you not like this this absurd do you like it I
0:21:59.120,0:22:04.760
I hate this [ __ ] with a passion Joshua um I
would say that if you're a diyer stay in your
0:22:04.760,0:22:09.360
[ __ ] Lane all right hire a contractor to come
out and build whatever it is that you're trying
0:22:09.360,0:22:16.280
to build uh hire somebody who knows a little bit
more than you right because these people Joshua
0:22:16.280,0:22:21.960
these people are a plague all right these people
are a plague on Humanity they think that they can
0:22:21.960,0:22:28.680
do anything they're they they become entitled
Joshua they become entitled and if you don't if
0:22:28.680,0:22:33.760
you don't stop them nobody will you know they're
going to keep trying to come out there and build
0:22:33.760,0:22:41.360
stuff you're gonna you're G to buy a house in 50
years and one of these diyers has put their their
0:22:41.360,0:22:49.560
effort into creating something right and you go
in there and you get it inspected and it's just
0:22:49.560,0:22:55.080
[ __ ] you know it's all [ __ ] up they should
have hired a contractor you know I hate them I
0:22:55.080,0:23:00.600
hate I hate diyers J controversial take diyers
can they can they can eat the underside of my
0:23:00.600,0:23:09.040
dick all right oh my God Jesus you you went hard
at the end there um so have have you ever ran into
0:23:09.040,0:23:17.160
a DIY that you like though I mean cuz some people
watching this no know where we spend most of our
0:23:17.160,0:23:23.200
our time during the week right we we we'd love
to do this for 40 plus hours a week but we we
0:23:23.200,0:23:29.640
know people watch this and they know what we do
on the side here right Jos can you appreciate di
0:23:29.640,0:23:36.000
that I like no really you like any of those sons
of [ __ ] stand on this statement I don't like any
0:23:36.000,0:23:40.880
of those sons of [ __ ] if you come at me with a
question that you can clearly find the answer to
0:23:40.880,0:23:46.040
you can go [ __ ] yourself holy [ __ ] I don't
like any of them really that doesn't mean that
0:23:46.040,0:23:49.760
doesn't mean that there's not nice people in
the world Joshua okay all right that's not get
0:23:49.760,0:23:55.440
it I do like person all right yeah don't get
it twisted I like nice people people who are
0:23:55.440,0:24:02.640
friendly I like those people if you're a diyer
though I still [ __ ] hate you but if you're a
0:24:02.640,0:24:11.760
nice diyer I still hate you but at least you're
nice and I appreciate that so don't get I mean I
0:24:11.760,0:24:17.760
take a different approach right because i' I've
been doing what I've been doing quite some time
0:24:17.760,0:24:24.040
quite some time right a lot a lot of people know
this a lot of people you know this other people
0:24:24.040,0:24:31.440
that I work with know this um the approach I
I I take with diyers is the best DIY you're
0:24:31.440,0:24:36.080
ever going to run run into is the one that you
can teach something to those are those are the
0:24:36.080,0:24:43.960
ones I like I like the ones that come in looking
for advice and you give it to them and the next
0:24:43.960,0:24:50.480
time you see them they don't come in and ask you
the same [ __ ] question you know they now now
0:24:50.480,0:24:56.320
you're done You' you've moved on you've added
you've added a new chapter in their book of the
0:24:56.320,0:25:05.080
DIY and they do no longer to ask you what is this
why am I using it and how did it break I mean cuz
0:25:05.080,0:25:10.440
all those questions we get regularly like you know
like well how did you break it you probably didn't
0:25:10.440,0:25:16.840
know what you were doing uh what do you need
to fix it I got that um and next time I see you
0:25:16.840,0:25:21.720
I hope it's something different because I'm done
with this particular topic with you find somebody
0:25:21.720,0:25:29.560
else you know I I've given you my information um
but I I don't mind a DIY they actually give me you
0:25:29.560,0:25:33.880
know they they give me a little bit of purpose
you know they give me they give me a reason to
0:25:33.880,0:25:41.120
use what I've learned up here over the years
if I can't use this Sean if anybody watching
0:25:41.120,0:25:47.520
this isn't allowed to use the information that
they that they've acquired over the years my God
0:25:47.520,0:25:54.240
you're in the wrong you're in the wrong wrong
field you know you you do something different
0:25:54.240,0:26:00.640
with your life because PE if people are coming to
you for information Please provide it to them and
0:26:00.640,0:26:04.720
don't go the other way because I promise you if
you [ __ ] give them the information especially
0:26:04.720,0:26:09.760
DIY if you give it to them they will come back
and they'll never never ask you the same question
0:26:09.760,0:26:16.480
again if they do well maybe they just got to screw
loose or you know they just they just forgot but
0:26:16.480,0:26:26.840
um I I can appreciate a DIY I like them you know
they keep me employed they keep me going um y so
0:26:26.840,0:26:30.000
I I have a different I have a different take
you know but people are kind of dumb sometimes
0:26:30.000,0:26:35.120
I'm dumb too you know hey everyone's everyone's
opinion is valid even if they're wrong you know
0:26:35.120,0:26:41.520
so that's fine you can you can love these diyers
all you want Joshua but in my mind just know if
0:26:41.520,0:26:47.400
you're a DIY and you're coming up to me with a
question in my mind I am running you through a
0:26:47.400,0:26:52.600
a wood chipper like you're getting you're just
coming out [ __ ] ground beef on the other side
0:26:52.600,0:27:00.680
just saying so two different approaches to uh you
know customer service I say oh God yeah yeah cuz
0:27:00.680,0:27:09.640
literally we are you know helping the public
figure [ __ ] out um well okay so cool that's
0:27:09.640,0:27:16.120
my uh National DIY day they they've created that
for you folks out there so if you're a diyer you
0:27:16.120,0:27:21.560
know and you catch on to this podcast later you
know I'm accepting you Sean will spit in your
0:27:21.560,0:27:26.960
face he'll walk the other way he will not help you
nor will he use the information he's gathered over
0:27:26.960,0:27:31.760
the years who will watch you [ __ ] drowned you
know that's what I did not say that like to point
0:27:31.760,0:27:38.080
that out I did not say that all right you're still
getting my help I said it but I'm doing it with an
0:27:38.080,0:27:47.280
attitude All Right Moving On Moving none mov
none let me okay how about how about this one
0:27:47.280,0:27:51.920
how about this one I know I know you're not going
to like this one but I'm going to throw it out
0:27:51.920,0:27:58.840
there anyways you know I had seven I found seven
um I'm gonna give you I think this is the last
0:27:58.840,0:28:06.680
one I got for my uh for my holidays how about
okay National nature day how do you feel about
0:28:06.680,0:28:15.320
nature Sean as we sit here in front of cameras and
computers how do what is your take on nature you
0:28:15.320,0:28:21.000
drive a Prius am not opposed to Nature D Prius
everybody I drive a Prius [ __ ] I I I accept
0:28:21.000,0:28:25.880
nature for what it is all right it's beautiful
to look at it's fun to look at sometimes it's
0:28:25.880,0:28:31.960
nice to be out in nature all right but if you
can't tell by this physique nature doesn't like
0:28:31.960,0:28:37.920
me all right all right I'm not I'm not one
for for exploring exploring nature and all
0:28:37.920,0:28:43.520
its depths and crevices you know what I mean like
uh that's just not happening I would rather sit
0:28:43.520,0:28:50.400
here on YouTube uh put that [ __ ] to 4K and see
a flyth through of the Grand Canyon then actually
0:28:50.400,0:28:57.800
go to the Grand Canyon um that's just not mean
you know like I would I would rather sit on my
0:28:57.800,0:29:06.120
couch and watch a live stream by let's say Joshua
uh while he's out adventuring in the the country
0:29:06.120,0:29:11.840
that's what I would rather do but I Nature's
pretty to look at but I'm not I'm not going out
0:29:11.840,0:29:20.120
there oh my goodness so you so you're kind
of breaking my heart a little bit because a
0:29:20.120,0:29:26.280
few episodes back we did we did we go we
did walk on the uh we went outside for a
0:29:26.280,0:29:31.480
little bit uh up there in Washington so you're
going to tell me the whole time I visited you
0:29:31.480,0:29:36.880
and we were outside you would have rather been
on the couch eating hot Cheetos with your hand
0:29:36.880,0:29:43.400
tucked on your pants scratching your balls
with four day old socks like like you would
0:29:43.400,0:29:51.040
rather be doing that than outside with me are
are the rest ofy am I gonna am I gonna tell you
0:29:51.040,0:29:58.040
that no of course not no but am I going to look
directly in camera and say I would never do that
0:30:00.240,0:30:12.680
I think we know the answer so all right all right
I mean I don't know like if we're if we're turning
0:30:12.680,0:30:17.560
the tables here and we're on this side of the this
side of the scope here on this side of the camera
0:30:17.560,0:30:24.960
uh I love nature I I really do think that getting
outside and uh getting some fresh air getting
0:30:24.960,0:30:32.760
some sun on your skin makes a difference for your
overall mental health for just like uh the people
0:30:32.760,0:30:41.240
you're going to run into outside and just just
connecting getting your feet in the dirt uh I
0:30:41.240,0:30:44.960
I think it's good for you I think it's good you
know there was a time when we actually get our
0:30:44.960,0:30:52.160
shoes yeah it could it could be good for you right
but people outside of the realm of my home uh are
0:30:52.160,0:30:59.360
dangerous there are rapists there are murderers
there are murderer rapists Joshua there there are
0:30:59.360,0:31:04.960
people who would kill you because you didn't hold
the door open for them you know the world is a
0:31:04.960,0:31:12.800
crazy place and uh I'm I'm perfectly okay with the
amount of sun I get by driving to and from work um
0:31:12.800,0:31:21.280
that makes me happy and uh you know they make LED
lights for house plants so there has to be an LED
0:31:21.280,0:31:27.360
light for a human just saying as my hair pops out
look at my little hair popped out right there I
0:31:27.360,0:31:31.720
think I think you I think you're right they have
tanning boots yeah you're right they do have you
0:31:31.720,0:31:37.760
can go somewhere and you can sit in a tube and you
can get some sun or you could [ __ ] go outside
0:31:37.760,0:31:43.320
and look at that big ball in the sky and actually
get some [ __ ] on your skin and get it for free
0:31:43.320,0:31:48.480
I'm not doing it I'm gonna fix my I'm gonna fix
my hair real quick Mia go ahead and cut this out
0:31:48.480,0:31:57.960
uh I I am I'm not I'm a big promoter of you know
nature getting outside having fun uh connecting
0:31:57.960,0:32:07.680
with each other outside because what what would
you okay would you rather drink a beer inside in
0:32:07.680,0:32:16.320
a cramped dark space or would you be would you
rather drink a beer outside on the beach in the
0:32:16.320,0:32:22.480
mountains whatever on the you know snow cap [ __ ]
set you know just set the mood you know whatever
0:32:22.480,0:32:30.920
you want okay rather listen what you doing listen
so yes I would love I would rather have an ice
0:32:30.920,0:32:38.880
cold beer on top of a snowy ice capped mountain
the issue with that is getting to that [ __ ]
0:32:38.880,0:32:49.840
point all right I don't want to spend the time or
energy to climb 16 miles at an elevation of 250 ft
0:32:49.840,0:32:56.040
just so I can sit there and have one beer because
I'm so [ __ ] exhausted you know what I mean like
0:32:56.040,0:33:04.080
I would rather be in the the cramp basement going
toe-to-toe with people then hike the 10 miles to
0:33:04.080,0:33:09.400
get to that point going Toe to Toe see this is
this is the point everybody you know if you're
0:33:09.400,0:33:14.600
just waking up and you're just [ __ ] wiping the
sweat off your brow this is the point I'm trying
0:33:14.600,0:33:20.240
to get Sean worked up I I need we need to raise
sea up here's got me worked up we need to get him
0:33:20.240,0:33:26.840
going so uh this is the point where you drop some
comments and you say Sean get off your ass you
0:33:26.840,0:33:36.360
know you're are 4 days old um get up take a and
underwear can be used at least four times I'm just
0:33:36.360,0:33:44.760
saying take that Q-tip drive it deep down in your
belly button and get all that nasty ass fuzz out
0:33:44.760,0:33:53.760
of there Sean CU it's time oh God speaking of time
hey everybody it's halfway through your workout
0:33:53.760,0:34:02.800
I'm happy that we could provide the entertainment
for you or not whatever this is um Joshua I really
0:34:02.800,0:34:06.760
want to tell the people where you're going buddy
like I really do but I know we're not going to
0:34:06.760,0:34:11.840
talk about it but just know that uh for those of
you watching we have pre-recorded some episodes
0:34:11.840,0:34:15.960
because Joshua's going on a little adventure and
we're going to just leave it at that for right
0:34:15.960,0:34:21.760
now because I know he doesn't want to talk about
it yet so we'll just leave it at that uh but just
0:34:21.760,0:34:26.840
just know there's an adventure going on somewhere
uh Joshua tell me about your background real quick
0:34:26.840,0:34:32.000
because I see a dog and I see someone walking
and as we were talking about walking I was like
0:34:32.000,0:34:39.280
what is going on with that dog why is he wearing
sunglasses well now now that we've gotten past all
0:34:39.280,0:34:46.600
the holidays some of us might be into we're we're
we're going to circle around to a holiday that I
0:34:46.600,0:34:53.800
want to see a raise of hands that you may or not
be you know may be into may not be into so there
0:34:53.800,0:35:04.280
is an observance a holiday that is called National
don't walk your dog day doesn't that seem kind of
0:35:04.280,0:35:12.520
cruel that seems kind of [ __ ] up like why I
mean when you buy a dog or when you find a dog
0:35:12.520,0:35:19.480
or when you kidnap a dog or you steal a dog um I
think you have some obligations and I feel like
0:35:19.480,0:35:27.440
the one obligation that you have the very minimum
is to walk this dog like it am I wrong here Joshua
0:35:27.440,0:35:33.160
like isn't that part of the obligations of a pet
owner I mean as you yourself Joshua own like 16
0:35:33.160,0:35:38.680
dogs now like um don't you have to take these
out for a walk like where else are they going
0:35:38.680,0:35:45.800
to pee and [ __ ] when I was doing research so I
I [ __ ] I'm so smart look at this look at this
0:35:45.800,0:35:50.520
brain right here the hair is falling out because
I'm so [ __ ] smart um big brain shit's going on
0:35:50.520,0:35:58.040
here um so when I came across all the seven other
ones that I I was you know we just mentioned you
0:35:58.040,0:36:04.440
know I came across that one and it kind of bummed
me out a little bit so I started thinking like if
0:36:04.440,0:36:11.920
you had a dog and you you decided to practice
this holiday every day this observant every
0:36:11.920,0:36:19.600
day you know what you get the what did you get the
dog for you know like like that's what I'm saying
0:36:19.600,0:36:25.640
about a stuffed animal like you're not walking
your dog like are you celebrating this who's who
0:36:25.640,0:36:32.280
is celebrating this I the reason I wrote it down
cuz I want to know who is okay with not walking
0:36:32.280,0:36:38.080
their dog what individual gets an animal that
that requires some kind of like let's get out
0:36:38.080,0:36:44.040
let's have some fun you know like dogs love life
and then you just you just throw it a a a treat
0:36:44.040,0:36:47.000
every once in a while and you're like you know
what [ __ ] you you know what I mean like you're
0:36:47.000,0:36:53.880
there when I want you there and F yeah like [ __ ]
you you know like like National don't walk your
0:36:53.880,0:37:00.120
dog day like that's kind of tough it's tough to
swallow [ __ ] f up [ __ ] up listen if you own
0:37:00.120,0:37:08.320
a dog take it for a [ __ ] walk do not celebrate
this holiday it's not okay yeah I I the little
0:37:08.320,0:37:17.120
the little I read on it what's that what what if
your dog can't walk just saying there are dogs
0:37:17.120,0:37:22.440
out there that can't walk you know dogs are in
little wheelchairs you know what I mean I've had
0:37:22.440,0:37:28.440
dogs that can't walk maybe this is a holiday for
them you know I'm just saying like we we observe
0:37:28.440,0:37:32.760
you know we observe all these different types of
holidays for all these different types of people
0:37:32.760,0:37:37.960
what if this is just another observation for dogs
that can't walk you know so we're we're another
0:37:37.960,0:37:43.640
perspective we're flipping the script making it
an okay thing now flipping it um I think it's for
0:37:43.640,0:37:49.400
them lazy ass own now we're honoring those dogs
no I think it's well I'm not saying I'm not saying
0:37:49.400,0:37:55.040
any owner who's done malpractice and fed the dog
to the point where it cannot walk I'm just I'm
0:37:55.040,0:38:01.000
wanting to acknowledge the dogs that were maybe
hit by a car and can no longer walk and have like
0:38:01.000,0:38:10.080
have wheels now um I want to honor those dogs on
do not walk dog day or whatever the day was called
0:38:10.080,0:38:18.480
yeah um but I promise you if you do walk your dog
you might end up reaching the gness world record
0:38:18.480,0:38:28.200
that uh that was hit by this dog I got a dog you
know cuz we're all about record came out real
0:38:28.200,0:38:36.960
funny uh there is a dog uh I didn't write it down
but I did come across it it's not on the screen
0:38:36.960,0:38:42.440
over here so I'm doing this off a memory which
is terrible um there there is a ganness world
0:38:42.440,0:38:51.240
record for the oldest dog ever this dog lived to
31 years old 31 years old how many years is that
0:38:51.240,0:38:59.560
in dog here like 15 uh no it's over a 100 [ __ ]
me in the butthole joshu God damn that's an old
0:38:59.560,0:39:07.560
ass dog yeah yeah 31 years old like could you
you had your dog like I I think I had a cat that
0:39:07.560,0:39:12.120
lived like 20 years or something like 18 years
like I I was like holy [ __ ] yeah we had a we
0:39:12.120,0:39:18.360
had a cat that lived a long long yeah the cat
lived a long time um I don't want I don't want
0:39:18.360,0:39:24.880
to tell you how it perished because it's kind of
sad but it perished not naturally it it perished
0:39:24.880,0:39:34.800
unnaturally yes oh no what the [ __ ] yeah it just
it it josua you can't spoil you can't tell us that
0:39:34.800,0:39:40.640
going to tell you died I'm not going to tell you
how my my cat died you know that it was let's just
0:39:40.640,0:39:46.280
say it was on the ground it was enjoying the
Sun that I just just said is so good for you
0:39:46.280,0:39:52.840
you know you're looking up at the stars and all
of a sudden you know something happens to you you
0:39:52.840,0:40:01.000
know like the sun kills let me put it that way
all right the sky nature kills all right my name
0:40:01.000,0:40:07.240
is Sean and I disapprove of nature saying um it
wasn't the Sun that killed it it was the rubber
0:40:07.240,0:40:16.280
from the tire that um killed the cat it wasn't
the sun all I'm picturing is just a cat laying
0:40:16.280,0:40:23.920
there and just a giant Tire just [ __ ] yeah yeah
it was it was a good cat I love that cat I love
0:40:23.920,0:40:31.760
that cat a good God bless that little cat that
was was a beautiful yeah um yeah that was that's
0:40:31.760,0:40:39.680
that is all my holidays um that we enjoy um one
that I don't really agree with we could probably
0:40:39.680,0:40:45.120
throw some thumbs down somewhere in the comments
if you're not walking your dog um if you don't
0:40:45.120,0:40:49.640
put a thumbs down in the comment I'm just going to
assume that you are a nonog walker and you're just
0:40:49.640,0:40:54.800
one of those people so if I see some thumbs down
I know you're part I know you're part of the dog
0:40:54.800,0:41:01.360
walker crew um wait Joshua you never answered the
question what did you use to get that background
0:41:01.360,0:41:13.760
image did you just type dog walking with glasses
what you okay so this week um chat GPT or whatever
0:41:13.760,0:41:18.680
clip uh Pro clip or whatever the AI thing I'm
using these days to just kind of generate some of
0:41:18.680,0:41:29.920
this fun art I I inputed so what I wrote was draw
me a dog walking it's owner and that's what it
0:41:29.920,0:41:40.480
generated so the dog is walking the it to me it
looks like the owner is still walking the dog I
0:41:40.480,0:41:46.920
I was I mean yeah and I I you know I don't you
I don't I don't know what's going on down here
0:41:46.920,0:41:51.760
you know if you look underneath the sneakers like
I you know my mouse is kind of moving around you
0:41:51.760,0:41:56.360
know it's probably a little fuzzy but I I don't
know what's going on underneath the sneakers but
0:41:56.360,0:42:05.440
I'm going to assume that's the uh the tail that's
curled up underneath this leg it's we'll take it
0:42:05.440,0:42:12.280
yeah that's that's the tail that's not anything
else back there folks don't get weird um yeah
0:42:12.280,0:42:18.320
that's those are my holidays that's what I got
we got about 15 minutes left buddy uh do you
0:42:18.320,0:42:22.720
have anything that you want to get off your chest
today do you have any any complaints or anything
0:42:22.720,0:42:27.400
has anything happened to you within the last
few weeks that you really need to talk about
0:42:27.400,0:42:34.920
oh God just normal days for you no I I I think
leading up to this vacation I'm about to take
0:42:34.920,0:42:43.360
in this this adventure I'm about to go on it's
been a little stressful I I know I do have some
0:42:43.360,0:42:48.960
stuff going on in my personal life that some
people know about but one of them that I will
0:42:48.960,0:42:59.000
share is I have a vehicle that's really old um
it's 2000 it's it's a 2001 truck love this truck
0:42:59.000,0:43:05.160
it's been very good to me there's been a there's
a lot of memories in this truck this this truck
0:43:05.160,0:43:09.360
got me through high school it's been a lot of
lot of people in that truck a lot of stains in
0:43:09.360,0:43:14.920
that truck um lot of stains a whole lot of like
like you know you know the wheel you know the
0:43:14.920,0:43:18.680
the actual wheel you hold on to the rubber on the
top where you hold that's all rubbed off you know
0:43:18.680,0:43:23.440
doesn't happen naturally there's a whole lot of
grease and grime you know some [ __ ] going on in
0:43:23.440,0:43:31.000
there um some stickiness in that truck um but yeah
it's it's been it's been plaguing me a little bit
0:43:31.000,0:43:41.000
so I'm at the point right now where I go do I buy
a new car do I lease a car do I walk to work do I
0:43:41.000,0:43:47.560
get a [ __ ] skateboard roller skates you know a
[ __ ] wind s that' be fun you know do people take
0:43:47.560,0:43:52.600
[ __ ] balloons to work now and [ __ ] I mean how
are people getting to public trans you know like
0:43:52.600,0:43:58.080
uber do I just become Uber and pay myself you know
like I picked myself up cuz I got a sticker on the
0:43:58.080,0:44:03.680
[ __ ] windshield so I how do I charge myself for
this [ __ ] um can I be my own client is there a
0:44:03.680,0:44:12.680
trick there um but yeah I I I'm plagued with an
issue with I got my radiator's leaking my oil's
0:44:12.680,0:44:18.840
leaking the brakes are starting to squeak I got
seven Nails in each tire I got to [ __ ] refill
0:44:18.840,0:44:25.240
every [ __ ] seven days um the blinkers don't work
um the mirrors have never worked because I don't
0:44:25.240,0:44:31.560
have a button like the rest of you um same thing
with the [ __ ] windows I don't have a button I
0:44:31.560,0:44:39.880
got to [ __ ] use a crank yeah so I I I I do have
stuff on my mind you know but you know so I I I'm
0:44:39.880,0:44:49.000
at am in the position do I do I lease do I buy do
I [ __ ] put my thumb stand on the corner and put
0:44:49.000,0:44:56.080
my thumb out you know like how do how do I how do
I go about getting to where I got to go so that's
0:44:56.080,0:45:03.360
on my mind yeah it's I mean it's a tough decision
buddy I mean it really is uh but I will say uh it
0:45:03.360,0:45:10.120
is time for that truck to uh to see it day you
know it's time for it to go out to pasture and
0:45:10.120,0:45:15.040
uh you go ahead and you Old Yeller that [ __ ]
buddy that truck has done you good and you can
0:45:15.040,0:45:22.520
only do it better by sending it off into the truck
Heaven just saying uh but as far as your buying
0:45:22.520,0:45:31.360
versus leasing thing Joshua I I don't know man you
don't drive a lot I mean might be in your favor so
0:45:31.360,0:45:36.000
so say do whatever you feel is right buddy when
it comes to getting rid of a vehicle because I've
0:45:36.000,0:45:41.240
never done this right I've only owned not even I
actually I don't even really I've ever owned one I
0:45:41.240,0:45:47.520
don't know like my name's not even on it um it's
not even mine legally just drive the damn thing
0:45:47.520,0:45:54.360
I just drive it you know um so when it comes to
getting rid of an old car when it comes to getting
0:45:54.360,0:46:00.120
rid of an old car what do you what do you do
with an old car can you just like uh easy in your
0:46:00.120,0:46:08.160
situation what do you do with it you call 1 1800
a car for kids oh 800 cars for kids or however the
0:46:08.160,0:46:12.320
[ __ ] that song goes that's what you you donate
that [ __ ] because nobody nobody's GNA take your
0:46:12.320,0:46:16.880
[ __ ] truck Joshua they're they're going to look
at your truck they're going to see what's wrong
0:46:16.880,0:46:25.400
with it and they're going to be like we'll give
you $15 for it no I can get more than $15 come
0:46:25.400,0:46:32.840
on the thing so you go trade in your truck right
now go I buddy I swear to God you go over there
0:46:32.840,0:46:37.680
and you trade in your truck you're not going to
get more than like 1,500 out of it I got a plan
0:46:37.680,0:46:44.160
here so here's my plan for getting rid of my truck
that's how I do it so it's got a it's got um oil
0:46:44.160,0:46:49.400
leak before I go to the dealership what do I do
I take all the oil out of it so it doesn't leak
0:46:49.400,0:46:56.360
when it gets there perfect okay the next thing I
do next thing I do the coolant leaks what do I do
0:46:56.360,0:47:01.720
when I get there do the same [ __ ] thing I just
take the cooling out show up empty it's in perfect
0:47:01.720,0:47:08.840
condition before I get there because I smokes if I
drive for too long it smokes I'll just park it for
0:47:08.840,0:47:14.760
10 15 minutes before I drive into the dealership
in the adjacent parking lot and then I drive up
0:47:14.760,0:47:20.200
and say hey put a little [ __ ] tree inside it
smells good in there you know vacuum it [ __ ]
0:47:20.200,0:47:28.160
black ice baby yeah like you know but the way I do
it is I I've thought even further than the coolant
0:47:28.160,0:47:37.560
in the oil I make sure I show up right before
the E for the gas turns on so I give there's
0:47:37.560,0:47:45.240
completely I give it to him completely drained of
all of its life before I give it to him is is that
0:47:45.240,0:47:51.960
like is that wrong would that be I mean I don't
know how you're how you're going to get there
0:47:51.960,0:47:57.600
that way but hell [ __ ] it if we can make it work
let's make it work I don't know man [ __ ] leave
0:47:57.600,0:48:05.320
a comment let us know if that'll work for Joshua
to be honest like give this man some advice please
0:48:05.320,0:48:09.440
for the love of God I didn't even mention the
tires all the nails you know like if I leave it
0:48:09.440,0:48:14.560
there for 30 minutes the tires will go empty flat
so I mean like I just I just got to get it there
0:48:14.560,0:48:19.680
if I just get it there park it in the distance you
know you know you know how things look better at
0:48:19.680,0:48:24.560
a distance like oh man you know and I park it
on the side where there's the least amount of
0:48:24.560,0:48:31.200
dents cuz one of the sides is all dented up so if
I just park it like sun's coming down you know the
0:48:31.200,0:48:35.760
guy wants to make the sale I look for the youngest
guy in the lot that just got hired he's all slick
0:48:35.760,0:48:39.280
you know he's like I'm going to land a sale today
and I'm going to get this car that he has and I'm
0:48:39.280,0:48:46.680
going to trade this and so little does he know I'm
coming in hot I got a plan God damn it Joshua God
0:48:46.680,0:48:50.640
damn it all right let's move on we got to wrap
this [ __ ] up uh do you have any fun finds for
0:48:50.640,0:48:56.320
the week Joshua you let the people you had nothing
for the last two weeks and you told the people
0:48:56.320,0:49:02.880
that today would be the day okay today is the day
today is the day that you let everybody know I
0:49:02.880,0:49:08.880
went out and I made a purchase for the people or
I made a purchase for the People by the people
0:49:08.880,0:49:16.720
for the people because I will be writing this off
for tax reasons so it's for the by the people for
0:49:16.720,0:49:25.440
the people let's go so thank you taxes because
I can write you offer this gift um but I found
0:49:25.440,0:49:33.960
something fun you know I visited my local bu CVS
just kidding I went to Target CVS oh I was like oh
0:49:33.960,0:49:44.080
what a chang yeah CVS what do you buy CVS [ __ ]
toothpaste and [ __ ] I don't know condom [ __ ]
0:49:44.080,0:49:50.000
um all right I found this fun little gem and and I
I came across this because lately we've been doing
0:49:50.000,0:49:53.920
a few episodes where sea has kind of like we've
been playing these little games right he's like
0:49:53.920,0:49:58.000
these little not Cards Against Humanity I forget
what what you called them but I came across this
0:49:58.000,0:50:02.560
little game oh the train one yeah yeah yeah so
I came across this little game I think it would
0:50:02.560,0:50:08.440
be fun to play um let me know in the comments if
you have this game have played this game but it
0:50:08.440,0:50:15.040
is still sealed I have not opened it yet this game
may go on the trip that I'm about to go on because
0:50:15.040,0:50:20.320
this this trip's going to be across country uh
spoiler it's going to be it's going to be like
0:50:20.320,0:50:27.320
nine days on the road it's going to be awesome um
but here you go this is this this is what I found
0:50:27.320,0:50:32.080
does not take batteries you can pull it out maybe
need a flashlight but this is what I found right
0:50:32.080,0:50:42.240
here Taco versus burrito interesting is there
a description on there Joshua what is what is
0:50:42.240,0:50:52.200
this game about here um okay what they're going
to say uh um Taco versus burrito the game night
0:50:52.200,0:51:00.040
game night food night it doesn't really say
includes 24 four food cards 32 action cards
0:51:00.040,0:51:06.720
five tacos and burritos three quick start cards
one rule book it's a family game it's a party
0:51:06.720,0:51:16.320
game um and it has so so BuzzFeed gave an award
pop sugar gave it an award and bule gave it an
0:51:16.320,0:51:24.440
award um all listen that you said those three and
I only know one of those so maybe after you play
0:51:24.440,0:51:30.560
it we'll give it an award yeah there you go Taco
versus burrito I I know this is something that
0:51:30.560,0:51:34.920
is a debate you know do you like tacos do you
like burritos you going for the hard shell are
0:51:34.920,0:51:42.360
you going for the soft thing um there's a debate
there there's a debate so there debate I saw yeah
0:51:42.360,0:51:50.400
there's I'm going t let us know I mean again like
Joshua said if you've played this game let us know
0:51:50.400,0:51:57.160
in the comments uh otherwise Joshua I can't wait
for your review in like 3 weeks s weeks so however
0:51:57.160,0:52:01.840
long you'll be gone for oh it's going to be
good it's going to be good everybody it's a long
0:52:01.840,0:52:08.880
adventure good luck on that one buddy all
right let me get to my fun find now Joshua
0:52:08.880,0:52:15.360
let's go so for the last two weeks I think
we're on week three we've been unboxing these
0:52:15.360,0:52:20.640
beautiful little monsters all right we're going
for the whole collection here so let's go ahead
0:52:20.640,0:52:28.200
and get to the unboxing um like just do it how I
always did it just [ __ ] pull that [ __ ] open
0:52:28.200,0:52:33.400
we're an unboxing podcast now Joshua one day
I'll get even better at this it's just a box
0:52:33.400,0:52:40.400
you know doesn't have feelings remember don't
eat this this is poo poo that's not good all
0:52:40.400,0:52:49.400
right first things first got the chair [ __ ]
the chair baby always the chair always chair
0:52:49.400,0:52:56.720
always chair all right now the C the creme
de La Creme here boom garbagio all right J
0:52:56.720,0:53:04.120
are you ready for this [ __ ] check it out oh
yeah so this is one of the ones I wanted this
0:53:04.120,0:53:09.160
is the Creature from the Black Lagoon um I I
actually haven't talked about the ones that
0:53:09.160,0:53:14.800
I've wanted have I um I mean I want them all
but this is this one in particular is one that
0:53:14.800,0:53:19.600
I really wanted um go ahead and pull out his
little chair so there's his chair let me see
0:53:19.600,0:53:26.040
here Creature from the Black Lagoon little
chair we'll go ahead and stick him on here
0:53:26.040,0:53:32.800
see that's pretty cool that's sweet yeah and
this little guy Joshua uh let's see if I can
0:53:32.800,0:53:42.080
get him to focus here uh hang on I can I can do
this I just I did this earlier so if I take off
0:53:42.080,0:53:52.080
this there you go he's eating uh he's eating
like little fish like little anchovies it's
0:53:52.080,0:54:01.240
pretty [ __ ] cool yeah so anyways there we go um
we have a few more left Joshua and so the people
0:54:01.240,0:54:07.800
know uh at the end when we do all nine of these
that I have uh hopefully weit the whole set uh but
0:54:07.800,0:54:13.480
we're going to do a little giveaway and uh we'll
give away one of these blind boxes to somebody so
0:54:13.480,0:54:20.680
if you see one that you like maybe you'll get it
we'll see how it goes but there you go uh let's
0:54:20.680,0:54:25.760
move on josa let's do our um Fortune I think we
still have some fortunes left and then we'll give
0:54:25.760,0:54:31.440
you your lucky numbers and then we'll call it a
night yeah we do we do all right so thank you for
0:54:31.440,0:54:38.040
those of you have who have hung in there it's been
a bit of a podcast you know we've had a little bit
0:54:38.040,0:54:45.960
of this a little bit of that but now we get to the
very end of this podcast where we look to these
0:54:45.960,0:54:54.920
cookies for some for some Fortune for um I don't
know like like guidance some guidance whatever
0:54:54.920,0:55:00.200
whatever we look to these cookies for because we
all eat Chinese food every single one of us eat
0:55:00.200,0:55:05.080
Chinese food we all read these [ __ ] things why
do we read them because we want a little bit of
0:55:05.080,0:55:10.480
something from them and that's why we do these
things we we want to know what the cookie has
0:55:10.480,0:55:19.240
to say so tonight everybody on April 2nd 2024
we're going to reveal what this cookie has to
0:55:19.240,0:55:28.640
say that's such a cinematic way to put that Joshua
that was real nice what is this cookie saying
0:55:28.640,0:55:34.080
other than you murdered me help me I mean I built
this cookie up this cookie better have some [ __ ]
0:55:34.080,0:55:41.920
inside it cuz oh if it just has be so sad if it's
anticlimactic okay here we go here we go crunch
0:55:41.920,0:55:49.400
the cookie up as one does and keeps it in the bag
cuz we're not carpet thing all right everybody
0:55:49.400,0:55:55.720
here is your fortune and this is why you buy the
Chinese food this is why we spend the money cuz
0:55:55.720,0:56:02.520
we know all Chinese food has got expensive this is
the reason for these cookies so for your fortune
0:56:02.520,0:56:15.240
on April 2nd 2024 is as Life's greatest joy
comes from sharing good food I can't make this
0:56:15.240,0:56:21.960
up everybody that's exactly what it says I can't
focus it like Sean can whoa my nails are just
0:56:21.960,0:56:31.360
[ __ ] nasty but that is what this says right here
now can I read it to you one more time yes jesua
0:56:31.360,0:56:44.680
you can so for tonight's Fortune is as Life's
greatest Joys come from sharing good food that is
0:56:44.680,0:56:53.040
your fortune everybody let's enjoy some good food
together that's beautiful I like that I mean I do
0:56:53.040,0:56:58.880
love sharing some good food with you josua food is
the way to my my heart if you can't tell is also
0:56:58.880,0:57:05.120
the way I'm probably going to die so whatever food
delicious and now for the last two weeks let's go
0:57:05.120,0:57:10.520
ahead and give you our lucky numbers so uh we
those fortunes the reason we do it this way now
0:57:10.520,0:57:15.200
is because um well the fortunes that J reads do
not have lucky numbers on the back of them anymore
0:57:15.200,0:57:20.680
they don't they don't so we have to improvise
um and the way we improvise is with this website
0:57:20.680,0:57:28.840
here uh that has our lucky numbers so this one
still has our stuff Sav from last time Joshua so
0:57:28.840,0:57:33.320
what I'm going to do is I'm going to go ahead and
delete the stuff from last time and I think we're
0:57:33.320,0:57:40.080
just going to go raw and just do uh lucky numbers
just no other options added you okay with that
0:57:40.080,0:57:48.680
let's do it let's get us some lucky numbers let's
get them here we go clicking the generate button
0:57:48.680,0:58:01.000
we have generated numbers I'll read them out to
you here they are 1 4 13 25 28 37 38 one more time
0:58:01.000,0:58:14.960
for the people in the back 1 4 13 25 28 37 and 38
still no sevens Joshua what a what an unfortunate
0:58:14.960,0:58:22.640
event but you know at least uh at least we're able
to give you those so and what what is it uh can we
0:58:22.640,0:58:28.400
remind the people who fell asleep in the back
who are or have passed out from their you know
0:58:28.400,0:58:37.400
workout didn't hydrate enough um what is what is
going on with the uh the number seven so I guess
0:58:37.400,0:58:43.920
we can just sum it up by this um we have a few uh
sweep staks going on uh one of them is the blind
0:58:43.920,0:58:53.160
box one uh the other one is the lucky Sev so if
at the end of the year we can gather seven sevens
0:58:53.160,0:58:59.120
from our lucky numbers uh where we will give
us we do another giveaway uh that one I think
0:58:59.120,0:59:03.400
is just going to be something from merch correct
Joshua we're going to do something with merch yeah
0:59:03.400,0:59:11.160
handmade in this location right here yes right
there right behind Joshua yep all so that's the
0:59:11.160,0:59:14.640
that's the other sweep Stakes I thought we had
do we have one more sweep sticks going on with
0:59:14.640,0:59:21.240
something I don't think so we like to give [ __ ]
we like to give [ __ ] away oh yeah you know just
0:59:21.240,0:59:25.800
comment you know if you comment you're going to
get some [ __ ] might get some [ __ ] yeah just
0:59:25.800,0:59:32.480
saying we we will give you some [ __ ] we got
that's all it is uh but we are only at 17 for
0:59:32.480,0:59:38.680
the for the year so far so we got a few more to go
so we'll see how it goes uh other than that Joshua
0:59:38.680,0:59:44.400
I think we're we're ready to land This Plane what
do you think buddy I'm I'm with it I am with it I
0:59:44.400,0:59:53.360
got lots to do lots to prepare for I'm going on a
very long Excursion that includes sleeping in cars
0:59:53.360,1:00:00.880
sleeping in the dirt um not a whole lot of showers
uh I I'm I really hope I don't come back with lice
1:00:00.880,1:00:07.960
I heard they like clean hair I do have clean hair
so or ticks or some mosquito bites U maybe I'll
1:00:07.960,1:00:12.080
maybe I'll come back with some kangaroo meat I
don't know just kidding just kidding I didn't
1:00:12.080,1:00:19.320
mean that um you're not supposed to do that
uh just kidding well anyways with that being
1:00:19.320,1:00:25.760
said thank you all for watching thank you all for
listening your workout is now over congratulations
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you made it um I don't really have anything left
to say other than Joshua I hope you have a great
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time on your vacation thank you um hopefully this
is seamless for everybody uh next time we we talk
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we may talk about your vacation we may not we'll
find out we'll see what happens uh but Joshua any
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final words this could be your last just putting
that out there I know my my goal for the trip is
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to come back with all the toes I left with all
the fingers I left with both sets of eyes um and
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a whole lot of stories for everybody who watches
this so stay tuned because the trip is going to
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be amazing I'm doing it with my girlfriend a
couple friends and if you made it this long I
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will tell you it starts in Washington and Loops
all the way down through a couple States um it's
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going to be a magical spectacular can't wait
type of trip so uh stick around we're going to
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have something for you when I get back appreciate
you all thank you there you go let's go Deuces
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[Music] everybody
