Sorry For The Delay | EP.28 | Unicorns, New Names & 35-MPH Tents


This week, Sean & Joshua celebrate odd holidays, debate unicorns, and price out how much a legal name change is worth. Joshua returns with a week-long road trip tale featuring BLM camping, 35-mph tent slap, and a national parks sprint (Zion crowd report included.). There’s a Universal Monsters unboxing, an on-mic fortune, and a mysterious Easter egg hidden somewhere in the wild (bring boots.). All that & more! Enjoy the show!


-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-

Sean: (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: Coffee (Jetboil), Water (Name Not Mentioned)

-CHAPTERS-

0:00 Best Intro Yet & Workout Warm-Up

0:24 Hosts Check-In: Joshua Returns From The Road

3:09 April 9 Holidays: Unicorns, Names & Libraries

6:09 National Unicorn Day: Believers, Narwhals & Rhinos

10:07 Name Yourself Day: Price Tags On Identity

11:02 Library Workers Day: Perks, Passes & Pronunciation

15:26 Cherish An Antique Day: Heirlooms & Hoarding

18:04 Baked Ham With Pineapple: Pizza Debate Included

20:34 Flight To Washington: Mountain Views & Salmon Floors

26:57 Funko Stop & GoPro Grab

30:07 WA → OR → ID (Airbnb) → UT: The Long Haul

33:42 Snowy Wasatch To Desert Plains

36:09 Campsite 1 (BLM Land): Set-Up & Survival Mode

41:08 Night-One Storm: 35-MPH Tent Thrash (Audio Tease)

47:03 Arches Day Trip & Safer Campsite 2

49:00 Canyonlands Views & Chill Night

50:27 Bryce Canyon & Campsite 3 Wrap

52:49 Airbnb Reset: Showers, Laundry & Zion Plans

53:00 Zion = Disneyland: Lines, Crowds & Bail-Out

55:52 Vegas Drive-Through & The MSG Sphere

56:36 The 96-Pump Gas Station Stop (#69 For The Meme)

58:04 California Run Home: 10–12 Hours Later

1:01:16 Easter Egg Tease: Find Joshua’s Hidden Prize

1:01:57 Fortune Time & Lucky Numbers

1:03:29 Unboxing: Phantom Of The Opera Mini

1:06:18 Master Chief Meet & Sign-Off

-SOUND BITES-

• “This intro is going to be the best intro that I’ve ever done.” — Joshua sets the tone.

• “I think unicorns are real… maybe not flying, but real.” — Joshua on National Unicorn Day.

• “I never believed in unicorns until I saw a narwhal.” — Sean joins the myth chat.

• “I will change my name for an exorbitant amount of money.” — Sean, entrepreneurially honest.

• “You can’t pay me enough money; I’m living with Joshua.” — Joshua on keeping his name.

• “Say library… I just slide right through that word.” — Joshua, pronunciation battle.

• “BLM land will only make your life more challenging.” — Joshua explains the camping choice.

• “We legitimately became time travelers at that moment.” — Joshua on the surprise time change.

• “Nothing can prepare you for 35-mph winds in millimeters of fabric.” — Joshua’s tent terror.

• “Mother Nature wanted to wipe us off the face of the Earth that night.” — Joshua, still rattled.

• “Arches, Canyonlands, Bryce—don’t skip any of them.” — Joshua’s park rankings.

• “Zion felt like Disneyland: people everywhere.” — Joshua on the crowd crush.

• “There’s a gas station with ninety-six pumps—we stopped at #69, obviously.” — Joshua’s road oddity.

• “Jetboil meals? Kinda fire.” — Joshua on teriyaki rice & granola.

• “I left an Easter egg out there… maybe coordinates… maybe clues.” — Joshua’s treasure tease.

-FORTUNE & FINDS-

Fortune: Don’t live beyond your means.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 7, 28, 31, 39, 46

Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Universal Monsters mini—Phantom Of The Opera with mask & chair; one figure from this run gets gifted later.
Joshua: Jetboil cooker & trail menu wins (granola breakfast, teriyaki rice), plus a hidden-in-nature Easter egg for listeners to hunt.

(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)


Transcript

 

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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor 

Mia in this week's episode The Boys run through

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a few holidays but Joshua takes center stage 

and gives us his week- long road trip summary

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they then unbox a new Universal monster figure and 

Joshua hints at an Easter egg he left somewhere in

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the world enjoy the [Music] show this intro is 

going to be the best intro that I've ever done

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I hope the people are ready for this I'm ready 

let's hear it On's best intro yet and welcome

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back to sorry for the delay we are your hosts my 

name is sea this is Joshua best intro of all time

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Joshua welcome back good sir you made it back from 

your 75y year uh Adventure we're happy to have you

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Joshua uh but before we get to you and your fun 

times here leaving me alone in the studio all by

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myself um I want to let everybody know that their 

workout begins now all righty and we're still

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opening up these things even though Joshua's 

been gone we're we're still here we're still

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doing this anyways Joshua hello how you doing 

buddy I I'm I'm doing I'm doing good actually

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I'm I'm back from vacation um some of you that 

that know me were previewed to the fact that I

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left California um I drove all around there was 

there was a fat road trip that took place I don't

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know how much we're going to get get into it on 

this episode we may talk a lot a lot about it a

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little about it but I am happy I got some sun 

we were in the mountains um went up there with

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some good friends I saw Sean along the way um 

but I'm back in California I feel good I got a

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little bit of tan you know I got I got so uh I I 

feel energized say you do look darker it is nice a

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little bit yeah I got a little bit of sun we were 

from the mountains we were up in this elevation I

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guess you could say it was but it was a good it 

was a good long trip I'm glad I did it it was

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healthy um but yes I'm I'm glad to be back glad 

to be back with everybody here in the classroom

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even those who are asleep in the back even you who 

aren't paying attention happy to see you too most

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of them are asleep in the back that's just what 

they do you know um Joshua I think I just want

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to make this an episode about you I mean unless 

you have any if you have the same way if we start

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do you have any fun finds sorry do you have any 

this days and histories and stuff like that if not

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you've been gone for a long time buddy and I just 

want to make this episode about you I want you to

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tell us about your trip um I want we're going to 

be putting together a little Vlog for it so people

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can visualize it um but I I want to talk about 

that because it is a once- in a-lifetime kind of

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event for most people to go on a state- tostate 

road trip so I think it's kind of exciting well

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I mean we know none of this is scripted right 

and everything we talk about in here just kind

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of the little bit of research I do so um I wasn't 

prepared to do a full breakdown of my trip I'm

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going to be quite Frank with you so so I'm going 

to just give you a couple you know holidays kind

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of the normal stuff we do and then we can talk 

about uh my trip you know towards towards the

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here but but first I mean I just want to get some 

of these holidays out of the way you know because

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this episode is coming out on April 9th so most of 

you hearing this on April 9th you may want to give

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yourself a reason to do something or look up or 

you know whatever whatever want to do with this

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information you know most of it's useless some of 

it you might find interesting Google it while you

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know you're listening to this but um I do I do got 

a couple for you so one of the observances on uh

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this April 9th is National unicorn day oh [ __ ] 

Joshua National unicorn day bro as a child Joshua

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did you ever Believe In Unicorns I I did I I 

think unicorns are real okay all right really yeah

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don't I don't think that they would like flew or 

anything but I do think there was probably a point

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where I mean if rhinos can grow this gnarly thing 

out the side you know off the top of their head

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this gnarly bone you know everybody seen a rhino 

most of you have um why cannot why can't a horse

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um doesn't have to be mythical you know why can't 

they have a day you know National unicorn day uh

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why can't they have a day I mean I think it's 

only right we recognize the unicorns that were

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either here once upon a time or maybe still exist 

some people consider themselves unicorns I mean

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yeah good point good point um I I never believed 

in unicorns Joshua I mean spoiler alert for the

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people um as they're doing their workout today 

uh I never believed in unicorns until I saw what

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they call a Nar whale you know what I'm talking 

about J is that like a walrus is that like some

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kind of walrus that has like a giant like bone 

like horn thing it's a whale but yes it is that

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it is it's usually white um huge apparently uh and 

has one horn so I I didn't believe it until I saw

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it so I'm a believer of unicorns now yeah I think 

they're real I mean people there's also people out

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there you know as I me that claim to be unicorns 

as well that's a whole another topic um if you

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want to be a unicorn I think I think there's a 

whole genre of unicorns out there you know what

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I'm talking about y um yeah they do they do exist 

so happy National unicorn day I applaud you all

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whether you know you still around you want to be 

a unicorn try it out whatever your deal is um for

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my second holiday observant for uh April 9th I got 

for you National name yourself [Laughter] day okay

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all right well let let's start with this Joshua if 

you could go back and name yourself what would you

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name yourself Joshua you know I I we in one of our 

previous episodes we talk we did talk about names

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I I did I forget the episode so so you're going 

to have to go back and find that episode I don't

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know if Mia introduces it with names or whatever 

one of those past episodes but um I I I did look

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into the history of Sean you know I think it was 

like you your name means wisdom and wise and and

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all these kinds of things I forget it you know it 

was a while ago and talked about it that's what

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it was yeah yeah yeah something like that and 

then U Joshua I mean we all know Joshua right

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I mean hey there's a whole story on Joshua um I'm 

cool with my name actually I wouldn't name myself

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anything really other than the name I got I I've 

picked up a few nicknames along the way I'm not

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going to share them with you now um if you know 

know me closely and personally you know some of

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the nicknames that I've had um you know maybe if 

you want to maybe if you want to know my nickname

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you can ask me in the comments below maybe I will 

respond and tell you what one of my nicknames was

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growing up but if you did know my nickname don't 

you go giving it away because I know some of you

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know me personally um don't you go giving away 

my my nickname in the comments down there um but

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yeah I'm happy you're you're you're telling me 

that you're happy with your name right now and

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you you wouldn't want like any of like these 

like top 70 unique boy names no no I I would

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not change my name even if even if somebody paid 

me to change my name I would not change my name

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all right then well let me let let me let this be 

known right here on the podcast I will change my

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name for an exorbitant amount of money uh so if 

you are anybody wealthy I will do that you know

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bucks 75 bucks I don't care whatever it is send it 

to me I'll do it I'll change my name now I'll take

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the money if somebody if somebody does okay this 

would be this would be awesome if somebody does

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donate and they do give they do pay you to change 

your name will you will you physically show the

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paperwork on screen and and tell and let everybody 

know that you have changed your name will you show

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proof that you've changed your name yeah I think 

it'd have to be like something where I can buy

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a house with so I'm not talking a ridiculous 

amount of money here I'm not talking like a

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million dollars I'm probably saying like 200,000 

200,000 I'll change my name to whatever you want

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me to change my name to where the hell are you 

living that you could buy a I mean where are

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you living that you can buy a house for $250,000 

it's called inv investment all right it's called

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seed money bro all right all right that 200,000 

that's going to be [ __ ] a million dollars in a

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few years just saying if anybody out there with 

big Deep Pockets right any any any uh any sugar

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daddies looking for a little sugar baby uh come on 

I got you all right okay it's on record Sean will

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change his name 250,000 um if there's any takers 

donators put a little GoFundMe together venmo him

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whatever you want to do he'll change his name for 

you I'm not doing it you can't pay me enough money

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I'm living with Joshua and Joshua's ending up on 

my headstone when I get put in the ground or get

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blown into space whever the [ __ ] I go you know 

when that happens no I'm going to I'm going to

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bury you in a tree that's what you're you're going 

to provide fruit for me I'm going to make you like

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a cherry tree so I can eat your cherries what that 

be I I think people do that I think people kind

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of like we talked about this create themselves 

and then put it put it you know blow a tree and

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then just kind of like you know yeah that whole 

thing all right okay now we'll say Joshua uh I

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do picture you more as a then I do a a Joshua 

where does why Reggie why how do I look like a

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it's in the top 70 it's in the top 70 names bro 

just don't don't question it Just Go With It All

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right you look like a Reggie all right well okay 

if you want to give me $50 million I'll change

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my name to 50 million you're ridiculous bro your 

nut isn't even worth 50 million seed money I live

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in California that won't even buy you a condo 

all right Jesus mhm depends on where you want

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to live right you're not living on the coast for 

250k you live inland for 250k and you'll be fine

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it'll suck true but it's still California okay all 

right well you you're you're low ball I'm going 50

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million or we'll see who gets paid first we'll 

see who wins all right all right so for number

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three on my holidays observances whatever the you 

want to call them it's National Library workers

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day okay a holiday for the library workers I mean 

we just had a holiday for the produce manager so

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I guess anything's possible really we did 

was that the last episode the produce was

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that the I think it was either the last one or 

the one before it yeah yeah I mean those produce

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managers still don't know who my produce manager 

is so don't get on me for that I don't know who

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they are but my library manager though I know who 

my Librarian Is don't know who your library is it

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Reggie oh your manager it's Reggie in the back 

bro right organizing it I love it well I mean I

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I was thinking about that when I when I looked 

at it people do people still go to libraries I

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mean aside from school you know like colleges 

and universities like your local libraries are

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people you know the town I live in whatever like 

are people still going to the local libraries do

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people still I would say yes I still think people 

do go to the local library also can we just talk

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about your pronunciation of library library can 

you can you Library say library library library

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library say library library library say library I 

just I slide right through that [ __ ] word right

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I you know I I don't not I do I donut I do the 

donut I do not need to you know clearly haven't

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been to a library you know many times but you know 

anyways [ __ ] um Jos people do go to the library

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and you know you can also get some pretty cool 

stuff at the library like for example the one up

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here if you have a membership you can actually 

get like free tickets to the aquarium and the

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zoo and like free audio books and stuff like 

that it's pretty cool he I didn't know there

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was perks to go into I mean obviously the perk is 

uh right off the top is education you know you're

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learning things you're reading books you know 

you're meet maybe you meet your soulmate at a at

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a library um that' be cool anime section looking 

at the haai andtie I tend to pick my people up in

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the Rope you know how to tie knots that's where 

I'm that's where I'm hanging out you know ah so

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you're getting a bunch of Sailor boys I see no no 

no no no no no no no that's yeah not doing that um

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yeah I mean [ __ ] I I mean I guess maybe maybe 

I will make it a point to go to my local library

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and see if there's any perks you know besides 

reading a book you should you know honestly I

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really think you should I think you would have a 

great time um you'd also probably find like a lot

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of new hobbies Joshua like you might find like 

maybe a book on how to survive in the wild or

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um how to make it on like a 50-day road trip 

you know you could have probably prepared a

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little more before you know how you know how's a 

really good section of books believe it or not is

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Costco have you been into cost have you looked 

at the have you looked at the selection of books

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at Costco uh I see when I go into a Costco I 

usually just see like tons and tons of like

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stuff and when I look at the book section all I 

see is a ton and a ton of tables full of books I

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don't know what their selection of books is but 

I know they have books yeah it's it's a it's a

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good well I guess you could say that's my library 

because I think all the books I bought recently

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are from Costco and it's funny that you mentioned 

because I did buy a survival book that would have

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come in handy for my trip believe it or not oh 

God it would have come in handy unprepared but

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we're not quite to that point of the podcast of me 

talking about my trip yet we're not quite there I

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can't wait I'm so excited I'm so excited just 

everybody knows this is the first time Joshua

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and I have talked since he left on his Adventure 

so everything about this trip he's going to be

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telling me is this the first time I'm hearing 

it with you so that's kind of exciting so yeah

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and anyways new holiday what's next all right 

so all right the next one I got for you is um

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National cherish an antique day interesting do 

you have an antique that I'm now here I don't

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how do I say this without being I don't think 

I can't say it I I can't say it without being

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racist so Josh do you have an do you have an do 

you have an antique that you cherish or that has

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been passed down from your family generation well 

what what defines an antique is there a statute

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of limit like is there a number of years that I'm 

saying I'm saying anything passed down from like

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your grandparents like that that that old you 

know cuz I think that's what be that would be

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an antique because if was something from your mom 

passed down to you I don't think that's really an

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antique I think that's just more still of like 

a family heirloom kind of thing but I think if

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your grandparents gave you something that's more 

of an antique so way back uh you know I I I am a a

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a minor mini me of a hoarder but I can't I can't 

think think of anything right off the top of my

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head that would be considered an antique that's 

why I asked about the age does the age really make

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something an antique um but I but I I can't think 

of anything that I I've been given at the moment

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that I could call a an antique uh per se I think 

I do okay all right that's fine I don't I I know

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I don't have anything either um at least not to 

my prior knowledge maybe I haven't been given it

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yet because I'm not old enough or responsible 

enough to hold this antique I think it's the

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ladder honestly agree you move around too much you 

got to lose some [ __ ] you know so yeah I don't

0:17:13.240,0:17:17.000

have any antiques either but you know what I love 

that holiday I love that holiday idea especially

0:17:17.000,0:17:21.880

for people like us who tend to hoard a little bit 

you know really make you appreciate the stuff that

0:17:21.880,0:17:27.880

you have around you and the reasons why you have 

it around you kind of thing yeah so cherish them

0:17:27.880,0:17:34.040

antiques cuz take a look I cherish you Joshua I 

cherish you my that's why I asked about the age

0:17:34.040,0:17:38.720

of stuff because I do have stuff that's really 

old but I don't know if it's consider buddy you

0:17:38.720,0:17:42.840

know when I get when I come down and visit I'm 

going to polish you off make sure you're still

0:17:42.840,0:17:47.960

feeling good I got you know I I don't think I'm 

quite an antique I can so get up and down you

0:17:47.960,0:17:55.000

know pretty good so that's good I'm not going to 

fall into that category just just your diaper so

0:17:55.000,0:18:04.480

good no no diaper changing no yeah I got one more 

let me give you one more here's my last holiday

0:18:04.480,0:18:17.360

observance for April 9th 2024 it's national baked 

ham with pineapple day baked ham with pineapple

0:18:17.360,0:18:21.600

you interesting because you you would think this 

holiday would be closer towards Thanksgiving or

0:18:21.600,0:18:28.880

Christmas not in the middle of April I thought 

so too it's kind of strange yeah yeah a little

0:18:28.880,0:18:35.800

strange a little weird yeah I'm I mean I'm a fan 

of ham and pineapple I'm a fan of pineapple on my

0:18:35.800,0:18:43.160

pizza controversial take that is a controversial 

take actually yeah you will find that that's uh

0:18:43.160,0:18:47.400

like one of the the what ice cream snicker and 

the regular Snickers thing like I don't know if

0:18:47.400,0:18:52.560

it's as controversial as that but well I'm a fan 

of the ice cream Snickers rather than the [ __ ]

0:18:52.560,0:18:58.560

regular snicker bar come at me in the comments 

Bros let's do this argue with me me too I want

0:18:58.560,0:19:04.080

to could do like a half and half um ice cream 

and just like stick that [ __ ] in the freezer

0:19:04.080,0:19:08.920

you know so half of it's Frozen and the other 

half's regular so when it Tha you eaten a frozen

0:19:08.920,0:19:15.640

Snicker bro like have you tried that that's 

that's that's [ __ ] damage on your teeth bro

0:19:15.640,0:19:22.480

hey nobody ever said any of these are real I 

mean Jesus I never we hav't talked about that

0:19:22.480,0:19:27.120

you know you know my best friend used to be the 

guy that eat airplanes and [ __ ] you know that

0:19:27.120,0:19:34.200

dude from whatever p last episodes that dud that's 

my best friend he showed me how to eat steel man

0:19:34.200,0:19:41.520

that homeboy eating airplanes and [ __ ] that guy 

was that guy was tough well that was that was the

0:19:41.520,0:19:47.560

last one I got I mean that was my you know the the 

last fun one if that's fun at all you know maybe

0:19:47.560,0:19:53.120

it'll make you hungry after your workout whatever 

you're doing you know if you're into that [ __ ]

0:19:53.120,0:19:57.320

um you know kind of sucks though most people who 

are doing these workouts after they eat I mean

0:19:57.320,0:20:02.840

they're usually just drinking a protein shake 

and fantasizing about what food tastes like so

0:20:02.840,0:20:08.600

I feel you yeah I I couldn't do that I couldn't 

do if I if I was one hitting the gym going hard

0:20:08.600,0:20:15.280

I know this is not the way to do it but I would 

end that workout with just a nice cheeseburger

0:20:15.280,0:20:20.480

oh a cheeseburger that'd be awesome like would 

that is that bad you know delicious just do a

0:20:20.480,0:20:26.600

hard workout cheeseburg the you you work out the 

calories before you know and you work out so you

0:20:26.600,0:20:34.480

can enjoy that cheeseburger that's my that's my 

mentality going into it you know yeah well that

0:20:34.480,0:20:42.120

leads us I guess into I I don't even know where 

to begin honestly when it comes to the vacation

0:20:42.120,0:20:50.120

that I just got back from cuz I don't even know 

if I can consider it an actual vacation and and I

0:20:50.120,0:20:55.840

only and I only say that because depending on the 

take depending on how you go about this right how

0:20:55.840,0:21:03.160

you consider your vacation some people are like 

sit on the beach that's your vacation some people

0:21:03.160,0:21:10.880

you know go walk in the desert for you know 15 

days and that's a vacation um but you know so so

0:21:10.880,0:21:17.200

maybe if you're listening to this this may not 

sound like a vacation to you but I am going to

0:21:17.200,0:21:25.600

say it was a vacation for me because Vacations 

To Me ultimately are good for the mind the body

0:21:25.600,0:21:32.480

the soul um and they allow you to to disconnect 

with regular life and that's what this trip did

0:21:32.480,0:21:39.600

for me there was there was a lack of of um self 

service so it's not like I'm not a big Tik Tok guy

0:21:39.600,0:21:46.480

or or Internet guy or Instagram guy um so being 

out there in the wild where you you know you're

0:21:46.480,0:21:51.360

walking around in circles trying to find that one 

bar going on the top of a [ __ ] rock you know

0:21:51.360,0:21:58.920

that wasn't me it was it was quite um it was quite 

a good spot for me to be in and I could called a

0:21:58.920,0:22:05.600

vacation because it was that so this vacation 

uh started and and because depending on where

0:22:05.600,0:22:10.080

you're from where you're listening most of us are 

listening California this started in California

0:22:10.080,0:22:16.360

for me so there's always got to point be a point a 

you know um and then you get all the way to to you

0:22:16.360,0:22:21.800

know through your v through through your trip so 

for me I consider where I start at the beginning

0:22:21.800,0:22:29.560

so it started in California um I woke up you 

know it was around I think you you know 5 6:

0:22:29.560,0:22:33.440

in the morning I woke up you know me and my 

girlfriend we were packed the night before

0:22:33.440,0:22:38.680

which kind of sucked um so I need to get better 

at prepacking you know people who do this all the

0:22:38.680,0:22:42.760

time are like oh you should have been packed 

two days ago and [ __ ] that's not me um last

0:22:42.760,0:22:52.520

minute Packer guy uh myself so again packed the 

night before got up early and from then we we

0:22:52.520,0:22:58.040

were we were kind enough to receive a ride to the 

airport by one of our co-workers it originally was

0:22:58.040,0:23:05.520

supposed to be my girlfriend's um sister but they 

had some business some business to do uh out not

0:23:05.520,0:23:10.680

important enough no it wasn't I mean well it just 

turn it was perfect timing okay let's just let's

0:23:10.680,0:23:17.760

just say that so they picked us up in the morning 

um my sister's girlfriend cooworker jumped in the

0:23:17.760,0:23:21.960

car we drove up to the San Jose Airport one of 

the local airports so we didn't have to drive

0:23:21.960,0:23:27.040

all the way to San Francisco because we were 

just taking this trip up to Washington State

0:23:27.040,0:23:31.440

where Sean lives Sean's up in Washington State 

the other friends I'm up here yeah yeah John's

0:23:31.440,0:23:36.480

up in Washington state um so are the friends 

that we went with luckily um they're both up

0:23:36.480,0:23:43.160

there so got on the plane if anybody's flown from 

California to Washington it's not a long flight

0:23:43.160,0:23:48.840

I mean what was it like an hour and a half it was 

super depending on the headwinds yeah it's pretty

0:23:48.840,0:23:54.920

super super quick but we were lucky enough to 

go during this flight up there uh when there was

0:23:54.920,0:24:01.880

snow on the mountains it was fairly clear most of 

the way up there there and when I I luckily got a

0:24:01.880,0:24:07.480

window seat um first I was in the middle but there 

was somebody next to me kind of just had a little

0:24:07.480,0:24:14.600

bit had a little bit too much leg room so I had to 

move um so I I moved over to the window seat um my

0:24:14.600,0:24:20.520

girlfriend's a little bit more petite smaller than 

me so she she you know gladly graciously took the

0:24:20.520,0:24:27.240

middle seat so I jumped over to the middle seat um 

wonderful so if you've flown up there it's it's a

0:24:27.240,0:24:31.840

beautiful flight so try to get a seat I I forget 

Sean if the the best I think you know the best

0:24:31.840,0:24:36.800

side to sit on the plane is either the left side 

the right side there's there's a um when you're

0:24:36.800,0:24:41.840

coming up it's usually the right hand side uh is 

the best side to sit on cuz you're you're flying

0:24:41.840,0:24:46.680

up towards us so you can see the mountains on 

the sides of the window when you're flying back

0:24:46.680,0:24:53.320

home it's the left hand side so okay perfect side 

we ended up so I didn't even know this you know

0:24:53.320,0:24:58.560

so Sean didn't tell me this we we got lucky we 

sat on the right side so on the way up got see

0:24:58.560,0:25:05.080

a bunch of mountains got to see uh snow um for 

a second I thought I saw UFO but then I'm like

0:25:05.080,0:25:08.880

no that's a reflection I don't want to be this 

weird guy like oh I saw an alien or some [ __ ]

0:25:08.880,0:25:12.920

but something look weird don't know what it was 

but I'm pretty sure it was a reflection or some

0:25:12.920,0:25:19.360

[ __ ] so um flew up there again an hour and a 

half uh pretty pretty safe nonone it wasn't bumpy

0:25:19.360,0:25:25.680

nothing got into Washington we're in the back of 

the plane um took a little bit to get off which

0:25:25.680,0:25:31.600

is which is fine with us we're not the people that 

jump up right away try to run to the front end up

0:25:31.600,0:25:37.120

on Tik Tok or Instagram [ __ ] throwing blows and 

[ __ ] we're not we're not those people we are me

0:25:37.120,0:25:42.480

and my girlfriend are very patient so we take 

the back let everybody get off um pretty smooth

0:25:42.480,0:25:47.120

flight what can I say getting through the airport 

if you've ever flown into Washington it's a very

0:25:47.120,0:25:54.160

smooth uh uh not a big it's not flying into like 

JFK or O'Hare or some of these crazy big airports

0:25:54.160,0:25:59.360

we can get lost very easily um your guys' local 

airport is prly fairly easy to get through one

0:25:59.360,0:26:03.480

of the cool things that I did notice getting 

off the plane and walking through Washington

0:26:03.480,0:26:10.480

is on the floor um I guess Salmon's a big thing 

up in Washington oh yeah love salmon up here love

0:26:10.480,0:26:16.520

the Sean along the floor um when you're walking 

through the Washington Airport they have these uh

0:26:16.520,0:26:23.920

copper I think they're copper some kind of metal 

they have them inlaid into the tile as you're as

0:26:23.920,0:26:27.880

you're walking through the airport so it's kind 

of cool they have them kind of like flowing up

0:26:27.880,0:26:34.040

and through it's it's kind of one of those details 

that that I would appreciate um so I thought that

0:26:34.040,0:26:37.720

was pretty cool um little detail weird it's 

an airport I know most people are looking for

0:26:37.720,0:26:44.320

Starbucks and the [ __ ] Lululemon or some [ __ ] 

um but I'm I'm admiring the [ __ ] little thing

0:26:44.320,0:26:51.040

fish in the ground um so smooth got there we and 

cool thing is as we got to the airport Sean's

0:26:51.040,0:26:57.800

girlfriend super cool um was there to pick us 

up almost immediately like she was on it she was

0:26:57.800,0:27:04.640

better than Uber I mean she was like like she was 

right there you know no getting in no verification

0:27:04.640,0:27:10.320

code we're like oh cool you know thank you Sean's 

girlfriend so super cool thank you to her for for

0:27:10.320,0:27:15.320

picking us up because you know I I know they had 

to take some out of the time out of their day or

0:27:15.320,0:27:19.640

I I forget if she had to take the day off or the 

timing just forget she changed her day yeah she

0:27:19.640,0:27:25.600

changed her day off for you guys and I kept my 

day short so you know we made time for you guys

0:27:25.600,0:27:33.760

so super cool G's girlfriend came and picked us up 

um Sean's at work still so we ended up going back

0:27:33.760,0:27:40.160

to I believe it was your guys's place right didn't 

we end up at your guys's Place MH yeah until until

0:27:40.160,0:27:44.840

you got off or whatever and then we all hung out 

for a while and we did some stuff together got

0:27:44.840,0:27:49.720

food as we usually do which is kind of nice so we 

had this little day of uh decompression between

0:27:49.720,0:27:55.960

the day we landed and the day we left so which it 

was really nice to be able to hang out with sea um

0:27:55.960,0:28:00.240

when we got up there but the next day yeah it's 

nice to have you guys for sure that was always

0:28:00.240,0:28:06.160

really nice we got to go to Funko you know uh yeah 

we got to go to Funko we did all that fun stuff

0:28:06.160,0:28:14.320

Joshua bought a GoPro uh well I should say Joshua 

rented a GoPro no I bought it I bought the GoPro

0:28:14.320,0:28:21.160

yeah I bought it because I did I did buy it I did 

I did buy this Cobra yeah so then the next day we

0:28:21.160,0:28:26.600

hung out and went to funco did a fun did a bunch 

of little stuff and that same day am I correct

0:28:26.600,0:28:34.160

josua that you you guys left left me correct did 

did we leave the no we no we left the next day I

0:28:34.160,0:28:39.960

don't I don't think we left the I don't think we 

we left the next morning oh yeah no no no no no it

0:28:39.960,0:28:45.320

wasn't the next morning it was the afternoon yeah 

the afternoon because we had to wait for um our

0:28:45.320,0:28:52.280

other friends for his wife to get off of work so 

so right day one got in did the fun like we just

0:28:52.280,0:28:57.760

mentioned you know did all that um next morning 

we got up we had breakfast we hung out with you

0:28:57.760,0:29:04.720

for a little bit had breakfast um that's right 

and then you took us back to our road Tripper

0:29:04.720,0:29:11.240

what's that hang on we went to REI and uh you guys 

did some shopping at AR the only reason I want to

0:29:11.240,0:29:17.880

bring this up is because I'm very curious uh when 

you guys went shopping you guys had to purchase

0:29:17.880,0:29:24.680

some of this instant food um at the REI station 

here you guys bought a whole bunch of different

0:29:24.680,0:29:30.720

flavors and a whole bunch of different desserts 

and stuff like that so I want to hear about those

0:29:30.720,0:29:33.720

but I don't want to hear about them now but I 

just want to let people know that these were

0:29:33.720,0:29:42.000

purchased and I want to know if any were consumed 

later on in this story so we then we got we we

0:29:42.000,0:29:47.720

got you back over to uh to our friends who were 

going to go on the road trip with you guys yeah

0:29:47.720,0:29:54.960

so you got us back um that was all done so next 

day comes we have breakfast with Sean from there

0:29:54.960,0:30:00.200

uh we left I think we left around two you know two 

or or three or whatever it was in the afternoon I

0:30:00.200,0:30:07.520

think um when our friend's wife got off work so 

drove drove further up to Washington from there

0:30:07.520,0:30:15.440

the journey began so California to Washington 

cars packed all of our stuff's ready to go and

0:30:15.440,0:30:21.880

my goodness the adventure begins everybody the 

adventure the adventure begins if anybody's ever

0:30:21.880,0:30:28.800

been in the car in a car ride you know longer 

than like 10 hours or or you know six to 10 I

0:30:28.800,0:30:38.200

like it this is a long time to sit so in in brief 

this is kind of how it went just to kind of break

0:30:38.200,0:30:49.400

it down for you okay California to Washington from 

there we drove down through Oregon after Oregon we

0:30:49.400,0:30:58.440

drove into Idaho and when we got into Idaho it was 

it was dark already it was it was it was dark was

0:30:58.440,0:31:09.040

it oh God I you know I think it was 11 something 

10:30 and and mind you okay mind you um I I forget

0:31:09.040,0:31:17.080

what state it is but you actually lose an hour 

because they don't do daylight savings so they

0:31:17.080,0:31:21.360

jump I think it was we jumped an hour or something 

something like that there there was a there was a

0:31:21.360,0:31:27.240

time change that took place that we weren't even 

aware of some [ __ ] happened God damn um we we

0:31:27.240,0:31:34.320

legitimately became Time Travelers at that moment 

um when we entered another state unb nounced to us

0:31:34.320,0:31:41.680

we became Time Travelers so got into Idaho where 

we stayed for in an Airbnb which is pretty cool

0:31:41.680,0:31:47.920

because they were able to put us up for a quick 

night um pretty smooth you know took a shower it

0:31:47.920,0:31:55.480

was nice um got up in the morning oh I no I did 

not do that believe it or not I I kept really did

0:31:55.480,0:32:01.600

you go this entire trip without rubbing one out 

I went the entire trip I've gone months without

0:32:01.600,0:32:08.640

doing that so this isn't new to me I I prepared I 

prepared military style for this suck yeah there's

0:32:08.640,0:32:15.680

no no hanky pinky I'm like a boxer I'm like Mike 

Tyson in his prime going three years of not doing

0:32:15.680,0:32:22.120

anything holding the juice in just full anxiety 

and intense you know ready for you know I got to

0:32:22.120,0:32:27.440

save those calories you got to think about it if 

we're we're camping you need every bit of protein

0:32:27.440,0:32:31.280

in your body you need you can't be expelling that 

for any given reason you need that [ __ ] I get

0:32:31.280,0:32:38.600

it all right so where' you guys stop first all 

right so we stopped in Idaho at the Airbnb okay

0:32:38.600,0:32:43.360

second Stu I mean the the Idaho thing is like a 

a travel day basically yeah what was your first

0:32:43.360,0:32:48.880

Like official like that was a mission I mean the 

scenery everything you're driving through I I did

0:32:48.880,0:32:53.400

take footage there is going like Sean mentioned 

there's going to be something that's going to come

0:32:53.400,0:32:59.200

out that's going to um highlight some of these 

areas and feat feates and things that that I went

0:32:59.200,0:33:08.080

through I did the best I could I'm not a director 

um I did my best to to use uh all the you know my

0:33:08.080,0:33:13.760

phone and a GoPro that I had so you guys will be 

seeing some of that once we drop that that footage

0:33:13.760,0:33:24.560

uh moving on through Idaho we continued our road 

trip uh into Utah so Idaho down to Utah and then

0:33:24.560,0:33:28.680

we drove through an our adventure through Utah 

cuz you had to get into Utah all right so we had

0:33:28.680,0:33:36.160

to drive down through Salt Lake City um which was 

which was pretty cool so the drive down you know

0:33:36.160,0:33:44.400

coming into you know out of Idaho into Utah you're 

presented um from a lot of dry like flat you know

0:33:44.400,0:33:54.280

at least the way we went um into a sprawling just 

mountains everywhere just covered covered in snow

0:33:54.280,0:33:58.640

I haven't seen snow like this and these kind of 

backdrops and a very long time again I'm from

0:33:58.640,0:34:03.080

California I don't really you know I got beaches 

I got you know [ __ ] like this in here I don't

0:34:03.080,0:34:08.400

I don't see mountains of snow too often so when 

you're coming down um getting into Salt Lake City

0:34:08.400,0:34:13.840

nothing but mountains and snow it's actually it's 

actually beautiful if you don't know much about

0:34:13.840,0:34:22.520

Utah um a lot of churches everywhere you know a 

lot of churches lot of churches a dry state which

0:34:22.520,0:34:28.720

sucks there yeah there there's a whole there's a 

whole lot going in Utah um that's nothing you know

0:34:28.720,0:34:33.720

I'll just leave it at that there's a whole lot 

going on in Utah um you can do your own research

0:34:33.720,0:34:36.800

it was cool it was cool to drive- through let's 

just put it that way it was it was cool it was

0:34:36.800,0:34:42.840

cool so we get through Utah a lot of snow and then 

once we got through Salt Lake City we started our

0:34:42.840,0:34:49.280

our drive up into the mountains which visually 

was pretty cool because we were presented on the

0:34:49.280,0:34:53.960

way up with you know when you first start your 

our journey up the the route we took is it was

0:34:53.960,0:35:00.840

a field full of uh windmills the you know the 

giant windmills if you've ever drove you know

0:35:00.840,0:35:06.840

down south through Pass Roz or or is Pas Roz but 

down towards I think it is I think it's closer

0:35:06.840,0:35:13.800

to Paso yeah or Bakersfield or down in that area 

there's like the a giant windmills all sprawled

0:35:13.800,0:35:19.760

out on the mountains these things are are burning 

and you you can tell um the footage that I took

0:35:19.760,0:35:27.840

that the skies are dark I mean you you know you 

know we're kind of could be getting into it um

0:35:27.840,0:35:32.760

so you get up in there bunch of snow everywhere 

beautiful scenery you guys will see it in the

0:35:32.760,0:35:39.640

footage um so yeah drove up into the mountains 

got through all that and then we come down you

0:35:39.640,0:35:45.240

know on on the other side where we come off the 

the snowy mountains down into the more desert

0:35:45.240,0:35:52.360

side cuz now we're getting out of out of elevation 

down into the more dry desert part which is which

0:35:52.360,0:35:57.840

is a long trip in itself like the whole the whole 

way through Utah was kind of a long trip so after

0:35:57.840,0:36:09.440

the snow into the desert we ended up uh finally 

getting into campsite one of three so what a uh J

0:36:09.440,0:36:15.840

Let Me pause you real quick yes uh is this the is 

this the campsite that you sent me on the uh the

0:36:15.840,0:36:23.000

Google Drive that we have so I can show the people 

or is this this the third campsite um the the the

0:36:23.000,0:36:29.640

C I think if it's the footage of me holding up 

the camera like yes common influencer in the

0:36:29.640,0:36:34.920

wild which I hate doing I know we're I know we're 

this I'm to show the people if this is the proper

0:36:34.920,0:36:39.920

time okay if if you want to put this footage 

up go for it let's land it no but is this is

0:36:39.920,0:36:44.400

this the proper time is this the is this the area 

that you guys are in or is this campsite 2 or is

0:36:44.400,0:36:50.080

this campsite 3 um I believe this is campsite one 

run it put put it on the screen let everybody see

0:36:50.080,0:36:57.240

hang on hang on I'll share my screen here I just 

want wanted to make sure before I brought it out

0:36:57.240,0:37:11.920

so here we go is this uh this campsite one oh yes 

this is camsite one everybody okay now you're good

0:37:11.920,0:37:18.360

you may me want to take more yes this is this is 

campsite one everybody look at look at that look

0:37:18.360,0:37:23.160

at that doing it oh man that guy's ugly who is 

that guy right there Jesus that's an influencer

0:37:23.160,0:37:27.280

right there baby he looks lost that guy looks 

lost that guy that guy you just saw in the camera

0:37:27.280,0:37:36.600

should did not be out there in the wild but he was 

he was um and we were out there we camped out uh

0:37:36.600,0:37:44.200

for three nights three nights that was campsite 

one there was also a campsite two and a campsite

0:37:44.200,0:37:55.360

three so a total of three nights spent out in what 

I found out is called BLM land um BLM land yeah

0:37:55.360,0:38:09.080

BLM land BLM okay BLM I believe it's called uh 

what it Bureau um something management land or or

0:38:09.080,0:38:16.920

uh BLM land look it up look up real quick of Land 

Management there you go Bureau of Land Management

0:38:16.920,0:38:26.280

so this land interesting is um it's government own 

land where you can go out and Camp virtually for

0:38:26.280,0:38:30.400

free now you're not going to find porta-potties 

you're not going to find electricity you're not

0:38:30.400,0:38:36.760

going to find anything out there that that's going 

to make your life easier if anything you're going

0:38:36.760,0:38:43.480

to get out into this BLM land and it's only going 

to make your life that much more challenging um

0:38:43.480,0:38:52.040

so if you plan on camping fun yeah if you plan 

on camping Outdoors um out you know the in the

0:38:52.040,0:38:59.240

country whatever it is um come prepared bring lots 

of water um if if you if you're a person on your

0:38:59.240,0:39:05.240

phone good luck you know you're G to be very very 

[ __ ] bored um because you got to find things to

0:39:05.240,0:39:12.760

do other than be on your phone so okay so hang on 

Jos so hang on the last episode that the people

0:39:12.760,0:39:18.200

saw you had a game a board game um tacos versus 

burritos or some [ __ ] like that that you said

0:39:18.200,0:39:23.160

that you were going to bring on this trip uh did 

that end up happening did you guys play that game

0:39:23.160,0:39:29.040

I'm so disappointed Sean I did I did mention 

that in one of the past episodes Taco versus

0:39:29.040,0:39:37.440

burrito did not make the trip oh no so so good 

old I got to ask the question buddy what did you

0:39:37.440,0:39:45.280

guys end up doing for like 35 hours like what 

what because it looked like you were just in a

0:39:45.280,0:39:53.600

field in the middle of nowhere so uh explain to 

me how that's fun so a after you've been driving

0:39:53.600,0:40:00.040

for like 10 hours or whatever it is like you know 

you're exhausted we woke up early your butt hurts

0:40:00.040,0:40:04.840

cuz you've been sitting a long time um the last 

thing you want to do is kind of I mean at least

0:40:04.840,0:40:10.600

us the last thing you want to do is sit down and 

play a board game and you know the again this is

0:40:10.600,0:40:17.480

survival you know what I mean like like you're 

you're not there to to kind of like we again we

0:40:17.480,0:40:23.120

didn't have like a fifth wheel we didn't have a 

sink with running water we didn't have bathrooms

0:40:23.120,0:40:31.400

we were out there in a tent with sleeping bags 

um with these really cool things called jet boils

0:40:31.400,0:40:36.680

to cook our food in um they called jet boils you 

can look them up they're actually pretty they're

0:40:36.680,0:40:41.160

actually pretty cool Co yeah called jet boil 

really cool name too right jet boils put it in

0:40:41.160,0:40:47.240

right now it looks cool looks [ __ ] awesome thank 

you yeah so if you own a jet boil we we got a jet

0:40:47.240,0:40:54.280

boil now um which is awesome but um yeah you're 

you're not you're not there to like play games I

0:40:54.280,0:40:59.720

mean it's not like your typical camping you know 

it's like you you out in the land um but yeah so

0:40:59.720,0:41:08.240

camps campsite one was no no games no Tick Tock 

no Instagram nobody scrolling you know if anything

0:41:08.240,0:41:13.200

we're getting set up so we don't freeze at night 

so we don't get rained on so we don't get snowed

0:41:13.200,0:41:24.400

on um and we prepare ourselves for the elements 

and and every night was a preparation um for what

0:41:24.400,0:41:33.080

was to come Okay so one do do I I mean I'm not 

going to go into night one I'm not going to go

0:41:33.080,0:41:36.840

into night one I don't have a lot of footage that 

we can share with the people so the footage that

0:41:36.840,0:41:43.000

I do want to share with the people is that from 

night three I I don't know which I don't know what

0:41:43.000,0:41:48.640

footage it's the audio it's the audio that makes 

it sound like uh camping was your best friend oh

0:41:48.640,0:41:52.040

oh yeah if you if you want to hear a little 

bit of audio we can give you a little bit of

0:41:52.040,0:41:57.400

audio and the audio will sound better everybody I 

just don't want to skip I just don't want to skip

0:41:57.400,0:42:02.480

ahead in your story so I just I I if you want 

to keep it with night one yeah the the footage

0:42:02.480,0:42:11.440

that everybody had just seen was Camp one um the 

audio that I sent you is also from Camp one night

0:42:11.440,0:42:19.680

one and and before Sean plays this audio this 

sounds way better if you have headphones on I

0:42:19.680,0:42:29.480

mean you have to hear this you have to hear this 

right in your ears as if you're laying in a in a

0:42:29.480,0:42:37.200

sleeping bag in a tent looking up in the pitch 

black of night and this is what you're going

0:42:37.200,0:42:44.680

to hear and this is what I experienced um so if 

if the dark scares you if loud noises scare you

0:42:44.680,0:42:51.280

uh fast forward because you're about to hear some 

[ __ ] that may freak you out okay I'm just going

0:42:51.280,0:42:54.280

to so you sent me three different ones I don't 

remember which ones they are so I'm just going

0:42:54.280,0:42:59.600

to play the biggest file one the two minute yeah 

I think got I think i' sent you the the two minute

0:42:59.600,0:43:03.360

yeah so I'll play I'll play the biggest F now we 

won't play all of it but just so you guys get an

0:43:03.360,0:43:09.160

idea again this will be all in the in the the Vlog 

episode that we're going to put out so I'll go

0:43:09.160,0:43:27.080

and yeah yeah there's [Applause] see

0:43:27.080,0:43:38.400

[ __ ] me

0:43:38.400,0:43:48.080

dude Jesus my guy okay that's I think that's 

that's enough for the people to get a little

0:43:48.080,0:43:57.640

idea so is that all just like just snow and rain 

what is going on right there man so that if it

0:43:57.640,0:44:05.400

sounded like [ __ ] was being thrown all over the 

place it was yes it was [ __ ] was I mean we are

0:44:05.400,0:44:18.320

in a thin vinyl you know millimeters protecting 

us from 35 mph per 35 mph winds blowing across

0:44:18.320,0:44:29.360

the campsite thrashing wind sleep ice everything 

is coming at you and you're in your tent at well

0:44:29.360,0:44:34.640

I think it was like 1: in the morning the [ __ ] 

started popping off and you're laying there going

0:44:34.640,0:44:40.160

what the you know what the [ __ ] just what did 

I do you know what I mean like what's going to

0:44:40.160,0:44:46.520

happen if the tent rips apart um where am I 

going to go you know like shit's GNA [ __ ]

0:44:46.520,0:44:54.040

could pop off at any at any moment luckily luckily 

I don't want to spoil it but luckily we had things

0:44:54.040,0:45:02.480

in place um that did safeguard Us in the event of 

a catastrophic event um that almost OCC film that

0:45:02.480,0:45:10.400

did you film all that everything that happened 

was completely in the dark so I did I didn't

0:45:10.400,0:45:14.520

again I I don't go on these vacations because I'm 

an influencer I don't go on these things because

0:45:14.520,0:45:18.680

I'm trying to like hey look at me now I'm going 

on these things because I'm trying to have fun

0:45:18.680,0:45:27.600

living the moment and enjoy and enjoy it um so I 

I the little bit of audio that you got there and

0:45:27.600,0:45:32.560

and some of the footage you got um came because 

I really wanted to share this experience with

0:45:32.560,0:45:41.640

you guys but once again if you're going out in 

the wild be prepared for any and all things and

0:45:41.640,0:45:49.160

a word of advice look at the weather you know 

look look look at look look what's coming your

0:45:49.160,0:45:54.880

way before you set up tent you know have have an 

idea it seems like you should be doing that before

0:45:54.880,0:45:58.840

you did anything you know you should always be 

looking at the weather before you went on this

0:45:58.840,0:46:04.600

camping trip we okay okay okay we did we we did 

I'm not going to be super ignorant you know this

0:46:04.600,0:46:10.960

is just me being you know like over the top with 

like do your [ __ ] research because we did that

0:46:10.960,0:46:21.160

but no nothing can prare you for 35 mph winds um 

in a eight person tent with millimeters of fabric

0:46:21.160,0:46:27.400

between you and the outside world that wants to 

kill you for a a few hours I mean this went on

0:46:27.400,0:46:36.080

for hours this wasn't just like 20 minutes this 

was hours of extreme weather that nearly wiped us

0:46:36.080,0:46:42.360

off the the the surface uh it was it was pretty it 

was pretty awesome it was pretty it pretty awesome

0:46:42.360,0:46:50.880

um so that was campsite that that was a camp Camp 

night uh campsite one um uh campsite 2 so then we

0:46:50.880,0:46:57.120

went camping the next day we went up to arches uh 

National Park which I believe was our our first uh

0:46:57.120,0:47:03.280

uh our first day trip our first national park so 

we went up to arches came back and so on our way

0:47:03.280,0:47:07.840

back we're thinking Jesus you know looking at the 

weather even deeper we're going do we want to set

0:47:07.840,0:47:14.160

up camp there uh I think we you know we thought 

a little bit harder about the next campsite so so

0:47:14.160,0:47:18.160

luckily enough the where we where we ended up you 

can just drive deeper into the in the mountains

0:47:18.160,0:47:28.200

and we do have footage of this so we drove deeper 

into the the BLM uh um yeah but the the land

0:47:28.200,0:47:32.920

whatever we drove deeper into there and we found 

another campsite this one we were more strategic

0:47:32.920,0:47:37.840

about we set ourselves tucked in like a mountain 

again you'll see you'll see the footage you'll see

0:47:37.840,0:47:44.080

you know so we tucked ourselves in there to be a 

little bit safer that night wasn't as intense um

0:47:44.080,0:47:50.280

is actually pretty cool I got some Sunset footage 

uh some campsite footage we got we got you know

0:47:50.280,0:47:55.120

I'm really proud of that footage want you guys 

get to see that um that night was really cool

0:47:55.120,0:47:59.160

very low winds it was like 10 mph wind like very 

manageable but when you go through a night like

0:47:59.160,0:48:06.720

we did the first night there's a little bit of a 

um PTSD uh I was every every little gust imagine

0:48:06.720,0:48:12.440

every little gust uh even when I hear the audio 

now it kind of freaks me out um every little gust

0:48:12.440,0:48:17.680

tra I do it takes it takes me back that's why I'm 

glad I have the I have the audio because I was

0:48:17.680,0:48:23.880

there I lived in the moment um again best heard 

with headphones on um it is pretty I will give

0:48:23.880,0:48:29.680

Joshua this it is really intense so I've heard 

the audio fully and it is really intense it is

0:48:29.680,0:48:37.720

like God damn like it feels like mother nature 

is telling you to get out is what's happening it

0:48:37.720,0:48:43.280

was Mother Nature literally wanted to wipe us off 

the the face of the Earth that night it was it was

0:48:43.280,0:48:52.680

pretty cool um I say cool um say cool it was cool 

um but yeah so cam Night 2 uh 10 m hour wi super

0:48:52.680,0:49:00.480

chill uh was a little chilly but we we we Brave 

that that campsite to next day we went out to I

0:49:00.480,0:49:07.520

forget the name of the the other one it was um so 

we went to arches then the next day we went to uh

0:49:07.520,0:49:13.760

Canyonlands I think it was the the next national 

park that we went to went out to the canyon lands

0:49:13.760,0:49:19.720

which again I took footage you guys will see that 

Canyon lands is amazing everybody you you really

0:49:19.720,0:49:25.840

need to get out and see all these national parks 

I'm about to mention so Canyon lands was day uh

0:49:25.840,0:49:34.800

Camp uh two camp three we went out to Bryce Canyon 

again that is another amazing none of these none

0:49:34.800,0:49:39.000

of these that I'm saying that you should Miss 

I mean every single one you should go see so

0:49:39.000,0:49:51.280

Bryce Canyon we hit and then three um was uh so 

was what uh arches Kenya lands Bryce and then so

0:49:51.280,0:49:57.360

that was that was our three nights then after the 

three nights we we got the hell out out of there

0:49:57.360,0:50:02.760

you know um I didn't mention the the the food you 

know I know we're running out of time here but I

0:50:02.760,0:50:08.240

I could talk about food at some point but the food 

real quick was not bad you know the jet boils you

0:50:08.240,0:50:13.560

add hot water to it we had some teriyaki rice all 

that [ __ ] so it actually was was good it wasn't

0:50:13.560,0:50:18.240

half bad we did that U that was really good we 

tried another one that was granola and Berry was

0:50:18.240,0:50:22.680

like a cereal morning thing that one actually 

was really good we had coffee so the foods that

0:50:22.680,0:50:27.960

we tried that were in a bag were actually really 

good um there was a few that we didn't try uh we

0:50:27.960,0:50:32.720

did return so but the ones that we did had were 

really good um wait how so hang on how many did

0:50:32.720,0:50:42.440

you have and how many did you return so we okay so 

we bought around2 like something dollars worth uh

0:50:42.440,0:50:50.680

we returned about $140 worth so I'll just leave it 

at that about half All rights yeah we yeah we at

0:50:50.680,0:50:54.800

like half of them so it was it was it was good 

the food was good it did not give us any potty

0:50:54.800,0:50:58.680

problems which we were all worried about cuz out 

in the wilderness you got a digle hole you know

0:50:58.680,0:51:02.920

you're worried about some [ __ ] um none of us 

had how did you take a [ __ ] how did you take

0:51:02.920,0:51:09.800

a [ __ ] on that we planned poos accordingly um 

cuz there is gas stations there places that you

0:51:09.800,0:51:15.680

can take showers we didn't take showers um but 

yeah another story but um so nobody took a [ __ ]

0:51:15.680,0:51:21.040

outside is what you're telling me nobody had 

to poo outside lots lots of lots of of peas you

0:51:21.040,0:51:24.800

know peas because you're staying hydrated you're 

drinking a lot of water you know like you're just

0:51:24.800,0:51:30.080

lots a lot of peas you know behind rocks and 

[ __ ] um so that worked out that worked out

0:51:30.080,0:51:34.320

nobody had a poo you know we had the toilet paper 

for it we had the wipes for it but nobody needed

0:51:34.320,0:51:42.960

to use these things uh cuz we timed it perfectly 

um but yeah so after campsite 3 we packed up it

0:51:42.960,0:51:46.960

was kind of cool because the last night that we 

had to take the 10 up take the 10 down you know

0:51:46.960,0:51:53.000

redo the [ __ ] um which in itself is kind of a 

a a whole ordeal you know packing things and you

0:51:53.000,0:52:00.720

know redoing the things but after that we took off 

um so the last two nights we drove into um back a

0:52:00.720,0:52:08.720

little deeper into into Utah where we spent the 

last two nights in an Airbnb and a nice bed had

0:52:08.720,0:52:14.640

a shower not camping is how you not camping not 

camping the last the last two so the whole we were

0:52:14.640,0:52:20.360

supposed to Camp the whole time but we we kind 

of altered things towards the end there um so

0:52:20.360,0:52:26.560

we spent the last two nights at the Airbnb which 

is nice because you know you got technology again

0:52:26.560,0:52:31.600

again you got Netflix you got things you can watch 

you can take a warm shower which felt great they

0:52:31.600,0:52:37.760

had a washer and dryer which were able to wash our 

clothes that completely just got you know thrashed

0:52:37.760,0:52:43.760

over the LA over the the course of some of these 

and so the last uh the first day we got in thereby

0:52:43.760,0:52:49.160

that that morning or whatever the next day we 

drove up to Zion which was the fourth National

0:52:49.160,0:52:56.440

Park that we went into um and everybody Zion if 

you have not been to Zion Zion is like Disneyland

0:53:00.200,0:53:09.000

and if you've ever been to Disneyland where 

there's just no parking people everywhere um

0:53:09.000,0:53:15.200

and just it just if I'm just going to be frank it 

was a it was a [ __ ] show up at Zion I'm going to

0:53:15.200,0:53:23.000

put it that way it was a [ __ ] show way too many 

people and after talking to to uh a cooworker of

0:53:23.000,0:53:27.440

mine who travels all over he said this is the 

worst time to go up design this time of the

0:53:27.440,0:53:33.080

year because everybody's up there everybody's an 

influencer everybody wants to take a picture and

0:53:33.080,0:53:38.720

say they were there and not even in their [ __ ] 

Jordan 1es and [ __ ] and not even really enjoy

0:53:38.720,0:53:44.880

the hike um so Zion was was like Disney Land so 

we actually got to drive around Zion we didn't

0:53:44.880,0:53:49.320

get into the thick of Zion which the group was 

disappointed you know we were a little bummed out

0:53:49.320,0:53:54.760

about that but we drove around we got to see Zion 

we just didn't get to see the the unique the total

0:53:54.760,0:54:00.040

uniqueness because again it was like an 8 hour 

ride just to get on you know 8 Hour line to get

0:54:00.040,0:54:05.880

on the [ __ ] the one ride at Disneyland is [ __ ] 

it was stupid so Jos so is this the is this the

0:54:05.880,0:54:09.240

one that you guys were supposed to wake up at like 

2 o'clock in the morning for or did that already

0:54:09.240,0:54:15.880

happen no that was arches arches we were supposed 

to do that did you wake up that early and get that

0:54:15.880,0:54:22.680

footage for all of us uh no because it was uh 35 

M hour winds and nobody was getting up at 2:00 in

0:54:22.680,0:54:28.080

the morning cuz we were going to get blown off the 

face of the [ __ ] planet so nobody nobody got up

0:54:28.080,0:54:35.160

nobody made that [ __ ] you know we were too bad 

zipping up the you know the the freaking sleeping

0:54:35.160,0:54:39.400

bags you know like holding on to our lives and 

[ __ ] the tents coming down hitting people in

0:54:39.400,0:54:45.320

the face and like it's a whole it's a whole a 

whole thing I mean I could go on forever about

0:54:45.320,0:54:52.920

that night um I know it but not not today you left 

Zion and so from Zion did you guys just head back

0:54:52.920,0:54:57.360

home after that or you guys yeah so when Zion was 

done we had the one night and we got up around 5:

0:54:57.360,0:55:03.160

in the morning um so we continued our journey 

down through Utah ended up driving through

0:55:03.160,0:55:08.480

Vegas um which is kind of cool because we didn't 

quite hit Vegas as early as we wanted to because

0:55:08.480,0:55:12.160

if we would have got there maybe an hour or so 

sooner Vegas would have been lit up because we'

0:55:12.160,0:55:16.360

have got there when it was dark still um because 

from Utah where we were it was only like a 2 and

0:55:16.360,0:55:23.280

a half hour drive from the airb to Vegas so we 

didn't quite get to see Vegas at night which um

0:55:23.280,0:55:29.160

the two friends that we went with are our road 

trip buddies uh um they uh they they've never

0:55:29.160,0:55:33.720

been to Vegas so they got a quick like sneak peek 

drive through Vegas which you know was cool they

0:55:33.720,0:55:39.600

got to see the big giants fear um which is kind of 

cool oh how was that how was that in real life to

0:55:39.600,0:55:45.560

see it actually was pretty it was pretty gnarly I 

was hoping to see it at dark you know when it was

0:55:45.560,0:55:51.040

dark dark um but we didn't we got there a little I 

mean it literally was probably like 20 minutes 30

0:55:51.040,0:55:56.400

minutes the sun had already come up so we didn't 

quite hit it um so we we took a [ __ ] somewhere

0:55:56.400,0:56:01.280

Joshua you could have you could have waited that 

out I I know well we we got up early and we you

0:56:01.280,0:56:05.800

know we tried to get out there but it was that day 

was a long day so when we got from the Airbnb 5 6

0:56:05.800,0:56:10.800

in the morning drove that direction um I think 

we got our hour back or some sh at some point

0:56:10.800,0:56:15.280

we got our hour time travelers again and [ __ ] 

uh we got an hour back I think when we got into

0:56:15.280,0:56:20.760

so we were feeling all kind of weird um but uh 

so yeah we got through Vegas and then on the way

0:56:20.760,0:56:24.440

out of Vegas believe it or not and I did take 

a little bit of footage of this there is a gas

0:56:24.440,0:56:36.040

station right as you're getting out Vegas um that 

has 96 believe believe it or not has 96 gas pumps

0:56:36.040,0:56:43.480

God damn 96 pumps for car they advertise that is 

that how you know that there was 96 G pumps like

0:56:43.480,0:56:49.200

so I found this out I found this out through um 

a friend of ours who was driving um I would say

0:56:49.200,0:56:53.480

his name but I don't I don't know if it's cool to 

say his name um but I'm sure he wouldn't care but

0:56:53.480,0:56:57.640

yeah he told us about it he's like dude we got to 

stop here we got to to check this out it was kind

0:56:57.640,0:57:02.400

of funny because in the meantime like his wife's 

in the background his wife's in the in in the back

0:57:02.400,0:57:08.080

of the car going I got to pee I got a pee you know 

and he's like slowing down you know so I can take

0:57:08.080,0:57:11.920

footage of this thing you know driving into it and 

[ __ ] she's like what are you doing best footage

0:57:11.920,0:57:16.120

we're going to get he's like what what do you do 

why you slowing down he's like oh I got to we got

0:57:16.120,0:57:19.760

to get you know a little bit of camera he like no 

you speed like it was this whole thing I'm going

0:57:19.760,0:57:24.000

to pee in the car you know it was kind of funny 

hopefully you know she's okay with me telling that

0:57:24.000,0:57:29.800

story but uh it was it was kind of funny getting 

yelled at but yeah we got to the gas station 96

0:57:29.800,0:57:36.360

pumps so so literally literally there's 96 places 

you can pump gas and we stopped at pump number 69

0:57:36.360,0:57:41.520

of course um of course for the memes bro for the 

memes we stopped there I didn't take a picture of

0:57:41.520,0:57:46.080

it though but so we stopped at uh PB 96 you go 

inside it's this whole sprawling there's a Red

0:57:46.080,0:57:51.760

Bull Center there's God damn so if you're driving 

through Vegas it it really is like a landmark you

0:57:51.760,0:57:55.800

know so stop there at this gas station because the 

whole inside's really cool you can buy drinks you

0:57:55.800,0:57:59.880

can gamble you can do all kinds of [ __ ] um so 

I thought that was really cool he he knew about

0:57:59.880,0:58:04.760

it so we had we we stopped there which which was 

really cool so from there we just drove our asses

0:58:04.760,0:58:10.080

all the way up through uh California we hit the 

California state line and that drive is another

0:58:10.080,0:58:14.760

long one um but yeah if you've ever drone from 

Vegas to up to California you know where we're

0:58:14.760,0:58:19.880

from up here was yeah it's a long drive so I think 

it was you know from the Airbnb when we left at 5:

0:58:19.880,0:58:24.960

in the morning on our last day up to where we 

live I think we got in around like 5 or 6 so I

0:58:24.960,0:58:31.600

know it was like 10 12 12 hours or whatever it 

was a it was a long it was a long long day but

0:58:31.600,0:58:38.560

you know what everybody it was a an amazing 

it was an amazing trip um word of advice for

0:58:38.560,0:58:45.560

all the national parks I had mentioned Don't Take 

Your Kids if you know they're not cool with going

0:58:45.560,0:58:50.760

outside and walking because we did run into 

a couple groups so the kids were like my feet

0:58:50.760,0:58:57.440

hurt my legs hurt and the kids weren't even like 

halfway through it was like so PSA think think of

0:58:57.440,0:59:03.760

your loved ones cuz some of these trails are not 

kind to little people um and uh be safe out there

0:59:03.760,0:59:09.640

cuz it's it's uh it's it's it's rough it g to be 

rough well thank you Joshua thank you for that uh

0:59:09.640,0:59:13.160

that summary of your trip and I know you didn't 

want to go into extreme detail about it because

0:59:13.160,0:59:17.480

you know we only have an hour episodes every 

week uh but we I appreciate that I mean it's

0:59:17.480,0:59:22.640

[ __ ] awesome we'll talk off camera about some 

more stuff uh but for those who are interested in

0:59:22.640,0:59:28.160

more of the trip we are putting together that Vlog 

for you guys um I'm gonna [ __ ] edit that [ __ ]

0:59:28.160,0:59:33.560

out uh because that's a me problem not a Mia 

problem Mia is only responsible for the podcast

0:59:33.560,0:59:38.640

um you're welcome Mia appreciate you uh so as soon 

as Joshua gives me all that footage we'll go ahead

0:59:38.640,0:59:43.080

and put that all together for you guys um but 

with that being said Joshua we're going to go a

0:59:43.080,0:59:46.640

little bit long here because I want to know if you 

brought anything back for us Joshua did you bring

0:59:46.640,0:59:52.400

anything back for the people buddy I I did bring 

stuff back but I'm not going to show it right now

0:59:52.400,0:59:58.800

but I what I'm going to share with you is along 

my trip everybody this even you in the back might

0:59:58.800,1:00:08.080

want to wake up for this along my trip I did leave 

a little Easter egg out there for somebody to find

1:00:08.080,1:00:16.080

um it's at one of our campsites so hope not the 

one that had the 35 mile mile wind no no no no I

1:00:16.080,1:00:21.920

I I was a little nicer than that but out there in 

the wild um because I'm somebody who does enjoy

1:00:21.920,1:00:29.520

nature um I left a little something out there 

for everybody to to possibly go find so if you

1:00:29.520,1:00:34.880

watch the the footage which I hope you do there is 

going to be an Easter egg out there somewhere in

1:00:34.880,1:00:42.720

the wild um perhaps some GPS coordinates perhaps 

some video of where I may have put this little

1:00:42.720,1:00:51.600

Easter egg um it's it's a long ways to go to find 

what I put out there but uh stay tuned for the

1:00:51.600,1:00:56.360

for the the video cuz I cuz there's something out 

there for you guys and and I hope you one of you

1:00:56.360,1:01:01.480

viewers or followers or perhaps a new Watcher 

uh has an opportunity to get out there because

1:01:01.480,1:01:05.920

there's something out there for you that's [ __ ] 

cool joshu we'll go ahead and we'll make a social

1:01:05.920,1:01:10.360

of that uh social video for everybody so that 

they can watch it and hopefully somebody will

1:01:10.360,1:01:16.360

find that Easter egg for us MH very cool buddy 

um do you want to do any uh fortunes this week

1:01:16.360,1:01:20.200

Joshua do you want to do any you got you still got 

fortunes you want to skip that this week what do

1:01:20.200,1:01:23.800

you want to do buddy yeah we we'll pop a quick 

Fortune we'll make it quick everybody I do got

1:01:23.800,1:01:28.360

cookies um they don't have numbers uh here let's 

let's do we'll we'll do it real quick cuz I know

1:01:28.360,1:01:33.560

this is going a little long we'll do we'll do a 

quick one here we go Fortune Fortune Fortune um

1:01:33.560,1:01:39.560

I can't promise you this is going to be as good 

as the Easter egg I left out there uh at one of

1:01:39.560,1:01:43.200

the campsites just for the record everybody I I 

don't know what's in the Easter egg so I won't

1:01:43.200,1:01:48.360

know until I get the footage of what Joshua's 

put out there for you guys so this is a surprise

1:01:48.360,1:01:57.600

to me as it is to you so we'll see all right 

everybody so here's your fortune for April 9th

1:01:57.600,1:02:09.720

2024 we have don't live beyond your means is 

today's Fortune kind of fitting for the the

1:02:09.720,1:02:15.880

camping trip if you think about it you know kind 

of fitting once again I'm going to read for you

1:02:15.880,1:02:23.520

guys making it quick here uh your fortune for 

April 9th 2024 is don't live beyond your means

1:02:23.520,1:02:29.080

everybody be safe there you go and while we're 

at it let me give you some lucky numbers so for

1:02:29.080,1:02:32.320

those of you who don't know I'm using a website 

for the lucky numbers I'm not going to bother

1:02:32.320,1:02:36.160

putting it in there so that may has something to 

edit inside of this episode so I'll go ahead and

1:02:36.160,1:02:44.720

just generate it nothing fancy uh let's get it 

so here are your lucky numbers for the week 3 5

1:02:44.720,1:02:57.640

7 28 31 39 46 one more time for the people that 

are just waking up right now lucky numbers 3 5

1:02:57.640,1:03:07.920

7 28 31 39 and 46 Joshua that is 7 that is seven 

number two for the year and for those of you who

1:03:07.920,1:03:14.440

don't know we're doing a sweep Stakes uh we get 

seven Sevens at the end of the year we're going

1:03:14.440,1:03:20.320

to go ahead and give away some merch uh to any 

lucky person commenting in the episode on that

1:03:20.320,1:03:24.480

episode or whatever we'll figure it out uh but 

that is our second seven so we need seven sevens

1:03:24.480,1:03:29.360

to do that uh and the other thing that we're 

doing Joshua is this you thought we were going

1:03:29.360,1:03:35.120

to forget we're not forgetting [ __ ] on this 

episode we're [ __ ] going hard um we're unboxing

1:03:35.120,1:03:40.480

this so I'll go ahead and unbox this right now 

uh but at the end of this nine weeks for this um

1:03:40.480,1:03:43.920

we're going to go ahead and give one of these 

away I don't know which one it'll be it'll be

1:03:43.920,1:03:50.160

a blind box for you guys but uh we'll go ahead 

and open this one uh Joshua I'm getting so much

1:03:50.160,1:03:59.000

better at this look it look at me who would have 

thought opening up a little box so much skill it

1:03:59.000,1:04:06.680

takes so much effort the little chair all right 

the little chair chair it's always the chair oh

1:04:06.680,1:04:13.080

this one this one does come with a little thing 

Joshua check it out there's a mask right there

1:04:13.080,1:04:20.800

all right so a little uh a little spoiler alert 

for those who know where that mask is from here he

1:04:20.800,1:04:25.720

is right everybody loves that sound

1:04:26.800,1:04:34.840

boom there he is joshu oh [ __ ] this is 

your boy uh from The Phantom of the Opera

1:04:34.840,1:04:43.800

I'll go ahead and just open up his little 

chair here so here's his little chair boom

1:04:43.800,1:04:51.480

Phantom of the Opera little chair he sits if 

he fits he sits right and I'll go ahead and

1:04:51.480,1:04:57.520

uh oh [ __ ] I dropped them all over myself 

he's he's uh he's right down my penis right

1:04:57.520,1:05:05.200

now he loves it Jesus Christ cheit and rice 

cheesus and rice and then I have his little

1:05:05.200,1:05:11.160

uh his little mask here his little mask 

so it's supposed to just go on his little

1:05:11.160,1:05:18.320

[ __ ] face like that that that's really cool 

sensation I wish they kind of sat better in

1:05:18.320,1:05:24.680

their chairs but they they don't really sit 

better in the chairs they're they're little

1:05:24.680,1:05:31.000

toys they're fun they're I mean you know they're 

cool little trinkets cutie just rip up his [ __ ]

1:05:31.000,1:05:40.920

face oh Joshua you know what's funny I had a 

vision that it was going to be him so I was

1:05:40.920,1:05:44.960

like oh [ __ ] I know he's going to be yeah CU 

it's a surprise right every single one of those

1:05:44.960,1:05:49.160

before you open like you don't know what's going 

to be got it yep and then he also has a little

1:05:49.160,1:05:57.160

card all right I think with that being said 

Joshua I think we can land This Plane you

1:05:57.160,1:06:04.280

feel free landing This Plane I'm totally good I I 

I it was a good day um I just hope everybody safe

1:06:04.280,1:06:10.240

out there uh we just started you know we're into 

a new month so let's be cautious of of everything

1:06:10.240,1:06:18.520

going on in the world um let's be safe and uh 

let's get let's be healthy let's go yes sir oh

1:06:18.520,1:06:26.800

uh one last thing before we leave uh on Saturday 

this week or last week uh I got to Master Chief

1:06:26.800,1:06:32.120

for those who know who Master Chief is uh he is 

the voice actor uh well I got to meet the voice

1:06:32.120,1:06:37.400

actor for Halo uh the guy who plays Master Chief 

and this cool little photo uh this is me and my

1:06:37.400,1:06:43.720

friend Kendra and master chief pretty [ __ ] sick 

just wanted to point that out that's cool uh and

1:06:43.720,1:06:49.960

with that said thank you guys for watching 

thank you for listening we appreciate you I

1:06:49.960,1:06:56.000

have nothing else to say other than be safe out 

there be kind to one another and we'll see you

1:06:56.000,1:07:03.320

next week yeah Joshua sound good I couldn't said 

it better yeah be safe everybody have fun let's go

1:07:03.320,1:07:25.520

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