Sorry For The Delay | EP.29 | Good Deeds, Mushrooms & Fun Finds
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Sauce (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: Sauce (Name Not Mentioned)
-CHAT WITH US-
• Mushrooms, worms & whatever weird “health” experiments you’re into.
• Lottery wins, lucky numbers & whether our fortune actually hit.
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open, Mia’s Intro & Mushroom Tease
00:29 Welcome Back, Post Road Trip Vibes & Return To Work
02:07 Good Deeds Day, Taxes Panic & Everyday Kindness
05:44 Pajamas To Work, Perverts & National Joseph Day
09:59 Reveal The Genius Within, World Voice Day & Chaos
13:17 Day Of The Mushroom, Lion’s Mane, Turkey Tail & Shitake
23:05 Camping Sleep Setup, Sliding Tents & Midnight Pee Strategy
29:05 Car Buying Talk, Credit Scores & Cash Is King
35:25 Dealership Adventures, Truck Troubles & Letting Go
41:12 Fun Find: Bryce Canyon Lego Set & Thor’s Hammer
45:03 Fun Find: Bride Of Frankenstein Blind Box Unboxing
47:57 Toxic Cookies, Fortune Reading & Lucky Numbers
53:53 Sweepstakes, Merch Plans & Handmade Love
56:41 Sign Off, Eclipse Tease & See You Next Week
-SOUND BITES-
• “Good deeds are easy, you know, they’re easy to find.” — Holiday rundown with Joshua.
• “You can’t be swinging that dong around, baby.” — Sean on why pajama day at work is a bad idea.
• “If you’re willing to let this mushroom skull [__] you then it could help you.” — Joshua fully committing to the mushroom bit.
• “If you know how to angle that [__], you know, I mean some people are talented with the stick.” — Joshua explaining campsite pee technique.
• “Good credit is your best friend.” — Sean breaking down car buying power.
• “Is a credit score really something to brag about?” — Joshua questioning the whole system.
• “Cash is king, right, cash is king.” — Sean on walking in with a briefcase of money.
• “I squeeze every bit of juice out of it, even the fruit in my house.” — Joshua on refusing to let things go.
• “This is one of the places we visited, a Bryce Canyon Lego set.” — Joshua showing off his road trip fun find.
• “We’re still trying to go for the whole collection.” — Sean on the ongoing horror blind box saga.
• “You will have many friends when you need them.” — Joshua reading this week’s fortune.
• “Just for listening we made you three dollars.” — Joshua pitching the lottery as a net positive.
• “Maybe you got a Four Loko & you’re just like, how did I come across these guys.” — Joshua imagining the listeners.
• “Sorry For The Delay podcast just rolls right off the tongue.” — Joshua enjoying the show name.
• “Hopefully none of y’all went blind.” — Sean closing on the solar eclipse tease.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You will have many friends when you need them.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 13, 20, 26, 44, 46
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Bride Of Frankenstein blind box figure, complete with tiny chair & ongoing quest for the full horror set.
Joshua: Bryce Canyon Lego architecture-style set featuring Thor’s Hammer rock formation from his road trip.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay I'm your editor
Mia in this week's episode Joshua fights for
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the mushroom on National Day of the mushroom
Sean has some follow-up road trip questions
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and they both share some fun finds along
with another unboxing enjoy the [Applause]
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[Music] show I don't know buddy I don't know
there's there's words on hello everyone welcome
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to another episode of sorry for the delay we
are your hosts my name is Sean this is Joshua
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somewhere over there uh how you doing Joshua I'm
Sean I'm I'm doing good I believe this is the what
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the the the The Following episode after my big
adventure my my 10day road trip um so I actually
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feel feel pretty good I've been I've been back at
work for a little bit now got to you know talk to
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my co-workers and share my trip with them a bunch
of pictures and um I actually I actually feel good
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to be back at work I I thought it was going to
be miserable there was a hint of of me feeling
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miserable on the first day back but as soon as
I clocked in I put in my digital ID you know
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and captured myself you know for the man you know
for the tax man I showed up you know putting in my
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eight hours whatever whatever you know they want
to say I did that that day uh but I I feel good
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I'm back happy to be here happy to see all of you
well that's here that's [ __ ] great Joshua I'm
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happy you're back I'm happy we're having another
episode with you uh you know as we do here uh
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your workout starts right now and we may or may
not tell you to stop during it I don't know who
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knows uh but we have a good episode for you guys
today um with that being said Joshua do you have
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any holidays for me to drink or to continue to
drink sauce we cannot confirm or deny that we've
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already started to drink so um let's just give us
more reasons to possibly drink again this isn't
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a drinking podcast we don't promote drinking
and driving or acting a fool um you could drink
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whatever you want during this podcast you want
a you know an Nic tea you want some water you
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want a gator ra whatever it is you want to drink
um feel free but I do have a couple holidays or
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observances I came across for this Tuesday April
I almost forgot what month it was um April 16th
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too much sauce I know too much sauce maybe we're
not there yet my cup isn't even half empty yet
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um again so I got a I got a couple no particular
order but let me lay it on uh for everybody even
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for you in the back that are asleep maybe one
of these will wake you up MH all right I hope so
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the first one I have for you Sean and you chime
in whenever you want whenever you want okay all
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right I'll chime in let me know how you feel about
these holidays I don't like it Joshua I don't like
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it again no particular order everybody but the
first one I have for you is called Good Deeds
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day and with that said Sean Good Deeds have you
done any good deeds today let see today is Tuesday
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um what is it 2024 uh that's the year where no uh
I I don't believe I have this year um so with with
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that being said I guess um have you done any good
deeds this year Joshua because uh well if if if
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you haven't done any good deeds and it's already
April 16th gee you you you better go back to
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church you know cuz Good Deeds are easy you know
you know they're easy to find especially working
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where we work good deeds are abundant where we
work I don't know about that one buddy uh don't
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know about that one oh maybe maybe not but yeah I
I've done some good deeds today you know um taxes
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should have filed your taxes yesterday so I hope
you did I did I know that I'm still lacking we're
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not going to talk about taxes on this show we're
not going to talk about taxes because if you're
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looking to me for tax or financial advice I always
do those things late you know so yeah I'm not I'm
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not even there yet so Uncle Sam don't come looking
at me yet I I have not done that but I've done
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some good deeds I help I help some people today
you know um complete some projects some [ __ ]
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that uh people apparently couldn't find themselves
so I had to walk them to the to their locations um
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so I would say you know I I did I did some good
deeds today I even stopped at a yellow light you
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know I don't know if that's considered a good deed
but you know you stopped at a yellow light [ __ ]
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those means go faster I mean I don't [ __ ] know
dude like yeah I did some good [ __ ] today how
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about that I'll keep it simple I did some good
[ __ ] today um number two if we're done with
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good deeds number two check yourself at the door
you know maybe you did a good deed pat yourself on
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the back we need more good people that's that's my
first one number two national wear your pajamas to
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workday okay okay hang here hear me out Joshua I
believe I believe that if you wore your pajamas to
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work somebody would probably call the uh the feds
on you because uh you can't be swinging that dong
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around baby all right that's a deadly weapon so
I ain't wearing my pajamas to work I know when I
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when I read that uh I always I always kind of like
my imagination goes wild when these things kind
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of come up like who came up with the wear your
pajamas to workday would anybody listening prefer
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to wear their pajamas to work like are you cool
with waking up you know if you're wearing your
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your you know your freaking SpongeBob you know
outfit or your Victoria Secret nice see-through
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silky thing I mean like would you like to show up
to work wearing that are you comfortable wearing
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your Crocs your your sandal you know whatever
whatever you sleep in whatever you walk around
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and you consider pajamas this question is for you
would you like to go to work wearing your pajamas
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I mean I I don't think it's appropriate for where
I work um nor would I go to work wearing pajamas
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it's it's not my style but yeah yeah I don't know
maybe some people are comfortable in their skin
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and they would just wear that see-through lace
thing and they're like hey you know sir ma'am
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you know like hey I'll hop you out today I don't
know I don't know I don't know either buddy all I
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know is a pervert decided that this was a holiday
so that's it that's all I can say you're probably
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right dude you're probably right yeah all right
that's what I'm saying ready for the next one
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yeah bring it on do you know anybody by the name
of Joseph because if you do it's National Joseph
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day believe it or not I don't think this is a
real holiday of observance okay it says right
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there look it up Google it April 16th 2024 this
is National Joseph day all right and what do you
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do for National Joseph's day I didn't look
it up I didn't look it up but but I'm sure
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it has something to do with uh thank a Joseph uh
show some respect to a Joseph [Music] uh you got
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your day I mean you got your day brother you know
you got you got a day and today's your day so I'm
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celebrating Joseph day today all right on April
16th cuz I do know what thank to all the Joseph's
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out there we appreciate you my brother's name is
Joseph uh some of you didn't know that but I do
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know Joseph spoiler alert I I my older brother
name is Joseph he's a he's a really awesome
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person so uh I think he does need a day I think my
brother needs more [ __ ] days to be honest with
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you guy works his ass off um so give you know my
brother give any Joseph out there give him another
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[ __ ] day cuz I'm sure all you guys are working
hard out there uh yes so there you go all right
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ready for the next one got another one for you all
right running out of them I didn't I didn't come
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up with an encyclopedia of these [ __ ] things
so I hope you gotten something for me after this
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because we're winding down on these holidays Sean
M I got another one though National okay reveal
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what the [ __ ] is this say National
reveal the oh oh here we go here we
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go words sorry Mia you can cut that out this
one's for you though Sean this this okay let
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me repeat myself this holiday I'm going to
reveal myself is for you Sean this holiday
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right here National specifically
for me reveal the genius within day
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National reveal the genius within day bro
today is that is that an inside mushroom
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or an outside mushroom bro I mean I don't know
man like if you've ever thought you could make
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something of yourself this is probably
some guy like you said who invented who
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thought of the national Pajama Day right the the
national R the genius within day like if you if
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you got something within you and you've always
thought it was it was buried it's a little Dusty
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you're like [ __ ] dude I got an idea maybe
maybe it doesn't have to happen today but I'm
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just giving you a day if you're listening today
could be the day you know write that [ __ ] down
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let the genius come out I agree with Joshua you
know if you know how to make a pipe bomb do it
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bro [ __ ] do it don't stop Don't Stop Till You
Get Enough come on no do not do anything of no
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we're not doing that genius bro it's a genius
idea no that we don't say the b word on here
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we don't doesn't have to be a bom all right could
be a a brainstorm okay I don't know clearly Sean
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does not want to reveal his genius I was trying
to inspire him with that D there ain't nothing
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up here buddy buddy there ain't nothing up here
the only thing that's up here are Funko pops and
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uh the misguided Communications of my enzymes
or my little what all those things called um
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I don't know things that connect your neurons
together neurons is that the word did I find
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the word none of them work Buddy none of them
work you did you did well this this next one I
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have for you probably won't [ __ ] mean much
to you either today is also World voice day
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[ __ ] World voice day I mean I will say I
do have a pretty good voice so that you do
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that you do so between all right I accept this
holiday Joshua I accept this holiday as mine I
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claim it uh no no one else can have it so
uh go ahead and see yourself out the door
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baby well with that said Sean are you ready
for my this this could be one of my favorite
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days because I want to shed some light on
this topic whoa one of your favorite days
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that's a that's a big deal I mean it's not
not a favorite day but I I really like the
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idea behind this holiday um I think there's
a lot of research that should go into this
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and it could be controversial and before I say
anything everybody listening and those of you
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will who eventually listen should always consult
uh your doctor our medical physician before you
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try any of the things that I'm about to say
right now oh God oh God some of this isn't
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for everybody um but as somebody who partakes in
dabbles in this in this world of organic kind of
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stuff um give it a try okay so what I got for
you on April 16th 2024 today is the day of the
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mushroom the day of the mushroom is that why that
picture is behind behind you Joshua brought to
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you by that group of people back there that
also believe in mushrooms it looks like they
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are worshiping um a mushroom cloud uh from my
perspective so it looks like they're all about
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to be exploded you're kind of right it does it
does look like something else is happening back
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there but that is a mushroom back there and I'm
a Believer in mushrooms and because I'm such a
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believer in mushrooms Sean I'm going to give you
a couple mushrooms that again I'm not a doctor
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always always consult your physician whenever
you're considering putting anything in your
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body that includes a hot Cheeto ask your doctor
if a hot Cheeto was good for you I promise your
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doctor will say hot cheetos are not good for you
but he'll say eat a mushroom he might say eat a
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mushroom he might he might say you might say put
a mushroom in your mouth um no or in your butt
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well I mean hey people make money off that too
with that said day of the mushroom I have a couple
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mushrooms that I wrote down and I also wrote down
scientic scientifically proven how these mushrooms
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could benefit you listen up everybody by which
scientists this could be important I don't know
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the one who wrote it on Google [ __ ] go look
them up for yourself all right ready here is
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the first mushroom I'm going to lay down for you
that could potentially change your life if you're
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willing to give it a shot if you're willing to
let this mushroom skull [ __ ] you then it could
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help you just saying mushroom number one on the
day of the mushroom is lion's man have you heard
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of lion's man Sean I have Joshua and uh I I've
heard of this mushroom and uh you know nothing
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this mushroom nobody [ __ ] know if you're
listening to this I want to give you a fun
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fact about Lion's man here we go it is also
called the mushroom for the mind because of
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its role in promoting brain health and nerve
function it contains important compounds
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such as beta glue gluc glucans glucans
known for their tumor protecting immune
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boosting and brain protective Pro properties it
may play a role in protecting against diseases
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such as Parkinson and Alzheimer's that is lion's
man for you look it up um again not a doctor but
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check it out Lion's man can also help you if
you're maybe you know struggling or you just
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want to try something different you know instead
of a cheeseburger try a little bit of lion's man
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in your tea or some [ __ ] number two I mean
before I go into number two you got anything
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else to say about Lion's man Sean uh I'm just
looking at a bunch of Articles debunking Lion's
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man okay uh but that can also be Googled as well
so yes take all of this with a grain of salt yes
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uh it's kind of like when people say a glass of
wine a day helps with the heart it depends on
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who you ask so true ask somebody who's alive and
ask somebody who's dead I guess what he's getting
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at and see what they both have to say number
two number two turkey tail turkey tail I haven't
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heard of this one yeah called turkey tail it is
also called the mushroom of several colors it is
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one of the most popular Med medical mushrooms it
boosts immunity and is said to fight cancer cells
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it also promotes gut
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health okay turkey tail I'll try it I'll try some
turkey tail that sounds funny been smoke it and
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my last mushroom that I have there's there's a
bunch out there better be a psychedelic better
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be a [ __ ] psychedelic mushroom this isn't
the Psychedelic uh this isn't the Psychedelic
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episode we're going to get to the psych making
me eat regular [ __ ] mushrooms bro [ __ ] up
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we're going for brain health we're going we're
we're we're going for trying something different
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my final Mushroom probably one everybody
is familiar with that's why I wanted to
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bring it to the table get some of you freaking
get some of you people who are just you know I
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always pick this you know I'm used to that I'll
bring that to the table for you too if the other
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ones were too woo woo for you the third Mushroom
on my list is shitake oh shitake mushroom yeah
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okay everybody loves a little shitake in
their life well let me give you a little
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little snippet on shitake it is also called The
Fragrant Mushroom it is known for its delicious
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flavor it reduces inflammation in the body
and boosts liver function heart health and
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immunity so you're saying if I take a bunch
of [ __ ] Takis um I will become immute
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you can sh yourself however you want to dude
you can just yourself in the bathroom over B
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you can shitake all over your belly button
I don't give a [ __ ] what you do I'm just
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here to read off what's on this screen over
here and enjoy the day of the mushroom and
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share that all with everybody the day of the
mushroom with everybody all you guys all you
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guys even the Sleepy ones yeah maybe there's
a mushroom that'll wake you up I don't know
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maybe it's called a wakey mushroom or I don't
know what the [ __ ] I don't know how these
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mushrooms got their names bro that's what
you should have looked into how the [ __ ]
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did these mushrooms get their names you know
it's all scientific nobody can pronounce the
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actual names of these mushrooms like I I did
do I'm like I'm not going to get on here and
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try to pronounce their scientific name um that's
that's not what I'm here to do just like I I said
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before I started this little thing on mushrooms
I'm not a doctor you know I'm not somebody who
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who uh who's gonna say take this you know all I'm
saying as somebody who's dabbled in a variety of
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mushrooms all the mushrooms I just listed except
for turkey tail I I I don't think I've messed with
0:20:11.640,0:20:18.960
turkey tail um definitely had chake I'm currently
having a little fun with li Lions man you know me
0:20:18.960,0:20:23.320
and lions man have been been having a chat for
the last month or two you know been putting it
0:20:23.320,0:20:30.640
in my this been putting it in my that um but uh
it's but it's not in this word it like that you
0:20:30.640,0:20:36.880
know I've been I've been I've been dabbling with
it uh but you know take it with the grain salt
0:20:36.880,0:20:41.360
or try something different you know that's what
I got for you for mushrooms and if you got any
0:20:41.360,0:20:46.080
comments you got any feedback you like mushrooms
you hate mushrooms you'll never eat a mushroom
0:20:46.080,0:20:50.360
um you better break up with your boyfriend now
because I'm sure he's got a mushroom somewhere on
0:20:50.360,0:20:59.560
him interesting well let us know in the comments
if you want to eat a mushroom uh and what mushroom
0:20:59.560,0:21:08.200
you would eat you know or maybe there's another uh
scientific uh study that you found about something
0:21:08.200,0:21:15.640
else maybe whiskey maybe Oak barrels there you
go eating bugs maybe cigarettes yeah I don't
0:21:15.640,0:21:21.440
know you tell you tell us what you find you know
maybe a freaking weak old turd that your dog laid
0:21:21.440,0:21:25.160
in the backyard you know they you're going to
put in your vegetables as fertilizer maybe some
0:21:25.160,0:21:31.840
[ __ ] in that too literally there's some [ __ ]
um but yeah I mean why not eat some worms you know
0:21:31.840,0:21:40.200
worms are natural just saying just say it comes
from scientific research on eating worms uh we
0:21:40.200,0:21:46.320
haven't had we haven't had worm day yet so uh worm
I mean if worm day comes up I I'll give you some
0:21:46.320,0:21:54.120
why worms are good to eat too I'll break that down
for you sure there a good way to eat worms yeah
0:21:54.120,0:22:01.040
but yeah those are my holidays that's what that's
what I got that's what I man great holidays great
0:22:01.040,0:22:08.520
holidays and great like um transitions into uh
mushrooms very cool buddy very cool I appreciate
0:22:08.520,0:22:14.640
that I appreciate when you go a little bit in
depth into something makes me uh makes me happy
0:22:14.640,0:22:19.840
feel like you done something good I I enjoy doing
a little bit of research I'm not I'm not I never
0:22:19.840,0:22:26.840
have been crazy book smart uh I was going to throw
it out there to you you know not not uh been crazy
0:22:26.840,0:22:31.600
into books I just I have a very very very low
attention span for sitting in a classroom I think
0:22:31.600,0:22:38.760
I've said it before on this uh podcast but I do
en enjoy knowledge I do absorbing information the
0:22:38.760,0:22:45.960
best I can um and if I can supplement things
that maybe help this brain that has suffered
0:22:45.960,0:22:52.800
significant damage uh since my younger years why
not give it a try why not give it a try hey I'm
0:22:52.800,0:22:57.640
with you I'm with you man anything that you think
is going to help you I'm all for it like so why
0:22:57.640,0:23:05.400
not you know why not um Joshua last episode we
talked about your trip your road trip your 50,000
0:23:05.400,0:23:11.920
Day Road Trip um I had some follow-up questions
to that that I as I had the week to think about
0:23:11.920,0:23:19.200
um and one of the questions Joshua that I had
was what was it like to sleep on the floor for
0:23:19.200,0:23:28.440
those [ __ ] five or six days that you were
out there well um we didn't sleep on the floor
0:23:30.200,0:23:36.120
there there was there was no part of my body or
the people that we went with actually touched
0:23:36.120,0:23:44.680
the the floor or the ground or the rocks or the
mud river that ensued underneath us on one of the
0:23:44.680,0:23:51.440
nights um during the the rain the hail the Thunder
the lightning the [ __ ] storm that occurred um
0:23:51.440,0:23:57.320
so our our bodies never touch the ground so I
can't really tell you what it felt like to let
0:23:57.320,0:24:03.520
to to sleep on the ground but what I can tell
you is the mattress that we slipped on wasn't
0:24:03.520,0:24:11.640
half bad oh okay yeah we weren't sleeping on some
I didn't expect that yeah we weren't sleeping on
0:24:11.640,0:24:17.400
some Thin yoga mat you know something that like
you could feel a pee you know some little [ __ ]
0:24:17.400,0:24:21.120
crawling around it like like if there's a bug
crawling underneath you you know you no no no
0:24:21.120,0:24:28.800
no no no no no no no no no we we slept in a tent
air mattresses um and it was quite comfortable I
0:24:28.800,0:24:35.680
mean these things were the one we slept on was I
think like 4 and 1/2 in thick so the ground damn
0:24:35.680,0:24:41.680
4 and 1/2 inch luy um and then some padding
from your sleeping bag or whatever uh and all
0:24:41.680,0:24:45.880
the clothes you're wearing so there there was
significant fluff there so there there wasn't
0:24:45.880,0:24:54.520
really um any part of uh us touching the ground
but when you do set up tent if if uh you anybody
0:24:54.520,0:25:02.680
decides to do something like this be be uh mindful
of how flat the ground is because if you decide to
0:25:02.680,0:25:08.360
say set up camp I have to do it with my hand
and you're on an an an angle like this uh you
0:25:08.360,0:25:16.400
will slide downhill or if your feet are up above
you you will slide you know how I slide down your
0:25:16.400,0:25:26.720
head will end up into the tent so that we did find
out that that was we did we did explore the angle
0:25:26.720,0:25:34.080
at which you sleeping affects how you uh how you
endend up in the middle of the night H that makes
0:25:34.080,0:25:40.960
sense I would never have guessed honestly I would
have never have guessed so I mean good helpful tip
0:25:40.960,0:25:46.080
yeah because there was there was two I I'm pretty
sure if I remember correctly one of the nights we
0:25:46.080,0:25:52.920
slept with uh our head was up and then one of the
other nights we slept with our feet like this and
0:25:52.920,0:26:02.080
if I had to if I had to pick one um it would be
with my head head up and my feet down because
0:26:02.080,0:26:09.040
the night we slept in the opposite direction my
head was going into the tent you know like I'm
0:26:09.040,0:26:13.240
sliding I mean it seems kind of obvious right
you're like hey dummy you know you're probably
0:26:13.240,0:26:19.560
listening to this going yeah no [ __ ] but the
sleeping bag material is like the one that we
0:26:19.560,0:26:24.800
had at least wasn't it's not like a an anti-skid
bottom you know it's not like it's [ __ ] you're
0:26:24.800,0:26:29.560
it's going to stop you from [ __ ] sliding it's
not tires on your you know grip on your tires
0:26:29.560,0:26:35.840
or some [ __ ] you're just going to slide um so
but yeah we did we did find that out or I I found
0:26:35.840,0:26:40.440
that out I don't I I don't think I shared that
detail with anybody but it was something that
0:26:40.440,0:26:47.320
that I thought of when we set up camp uh one of
the nights that I didn't want to be sliding with
0:26:47.320,0:26:54.080
my head yeah so okay we weren on the ground I
mean [ __ ] was comfortable all right it's good
0:26:54.080,0:27:01.440
cool all right uh next follow-up question I had
Joshua uh was how many times did you pee on this
0:27:01.440,0:27:10.160
adventure I I didn't count the amount of times I
peed but I did count the amount of times I didn't
0:27:10.160,0:27:14.560
want to wake up in the at 2 in the morning
and go out in the [ __ ] 20° weather and go
0:27:14.560,0:27:18.480
outside and go pee um that happened at least
like four times is that when you peed in the
0:27:18.480,0:27:25.240
tent no I held it pee in yeah there there was
the there was the the aggressive first night of
0:27:25.240,0:27:29.920
camping that there was a storm and if I would
went out and peed during that process I would
0:27:29.920,0:27:34.680
have probably never came back um I would have
been wiped off the planet if I would have went
0:27:34.680,0:27:39.720
out during that time so I I held it and and
I didn't pee in a bottle I didn't do anything
0:27:39.720,0:27:45.600
weird I mean it was it was myself my girlfriend
couple of friends of ours in 110 so I I didn't
0:27:45.600,0:27:49.080
want to be like hey can I have a bottle let me
just I need to do something you know I I held
0:27:49.080,0:27:57.040
it um like a man I held it and I went in the
morning and that was fine but I mean there's
0:27:57.040,0:28:04.760
a lot of rocks around you know like as as a as a
guy you know um or even as a talented uh female
0:28:04.760,0:28:08.000
or you know whatever you identify as like you
know like if you if you know how to angle that
0:28:08.000,0:28:13.760
[ __ ] you know like if you know how to angle you
know I mean some some people are talented with the
0:28:13.760,0:28:20.680
with with the stick you know whatever you call
it um I I didn't have a problem peans a lot of
0:28:20.680,0:28:28.240
rocks lot of rocks so I was fine with that yeah
okay that was all the followup questions I had
0:28:28.240,0:28:34.040
Jesus um yeah I mean I was still thinking about it
but I was like it'll probably be answered in the
0:28:34.040,0:28:39.560
video uh speaking of video Joshua has finally
sent me the footage and uh we will be working
0:28:39.560,0:28:46.880
on that these coming two weeks so be prepared
for that also his Easter egg uh I think we as
0:28:46.880,0:28:51.360
soon as I get that footage we'll probably post
it on social so people can uh get hyped about
0:28:51.360,0:28:58.480
that so I don't know when that's going to come
out probably this week we'll see um I always
0:28:58.480,0:29:05.160
uh uh we spoke a little bit earlier uh this before
recording um you went to go look at new trucks how
0:29:05.160,0:29:11.920
did that go I did I did go well let me ask you
before we go into my [ __ ] because I just got
0:29:11.920,0:29:18.240
done talking forever how about you tell me about
your car experience I mean I know you bought your
0:29:18.240,0:29:26.280
car quite some time ago and and maybe you got
some advice on what to do with how to buy a car
0:29:26.280,0:29:32.080
I mean or or what to do with a car whatever let me
let me put it this way my experience with buying
0:29:32.080,0:29:39.920
a car is not what most people ex experience when
they buy a car uh I have a very good credit score
0:29:39.920,0:29:46.040
I knew what I wanted I knew the price I wanted to
pay and there was only one place in town that had
0:29:46.040,0:29:52.200
the car that I wanted so I just went over there
told them this is what I'm paying this is the car
0:29:52.200,0:29:59.200
I want they ran my credit they were like okay here
you go and that was it so my I I am the exception
0:29:59.200,0:30:05.400
to that uh cuz most of the time people when they
buy a car it's it's a lot of haggling and back
0:30:05.400,0:30:11.160
and forth for me there was very little haggling
there was not really back and forth it was this
0:30:11.160,0:30:20.640
is what I want you're going to give me this car
and that was it so huh I mean that that was gez
0:30:20.640,0:30:24.960
I wish it was that simple for everybody I'm I'm
sure there's some people listening going holy
0:30:24.960,0:30:32.880
[ __ ] Sean how did you do that I mean that sound
pretty fre basic good credit is your best friend
0:30:32.880,0:30:39.320
if you have great credit like I did it it'll save
you so much time so if you don't have good credit
0:30:39.320,0:30:43.720
you're [ __ ] you're going to have to haggle
your way to to get something but good credit
0:30:43.720,0:30:48.240
honestly that's the way you do it let me put it
this way I did not put anything as a down payment
0:30:48.240,0:30:54.400
and I was able to get the price that I wanted
so I do have a this was also this was also let
0:30:54.400,0:31:01.320
me pre recers at this it was also about four
years ago I think that's how long I've had my
0:31:01.320,0:31:10.040
car maybe yeah about four years so four years ago
so this is kind of a random question this could
0:31:10.040,0:31:17.080
be a tangent or whatever you [ __ ] cut this out
but I'm curious about credit scores you know that
0:31:17.080,0:31:22.840
there's something about credit scores you know
that like people are like I got this I got that
0:31:22.840,0:31:28.920
like you know is a credit score really something
to [ __ ] brag about do you do do people make do
0:31:28.920,0:31:34.200
do people feel better about themselves you know
is is it a [ __ ] dick measuring contest when you
0:31:34.200,0:31:38.720
pull out your [ __ ] credit score sorry if I'm
cussing so much I'm sorry um but this is kind
0:31:38.720,0:31:45.960
of one of when you're when you're having to buy
things that are big purchases for example cars
0:31:45.960,0:31:53.960
homes a boat right because what is the it's the
only thing that you're judged off of in terms of
0:31:53.960,0:31:59.480
like Financial accountability like that's the
only way people have a measurement on you is
0:31:59.480,0:32:06.200
through your credit score now you walk in with
bad sorry if if you walk in with bad credit I'm
0:32:06.200,0:32:11.640
just curious do they just do are they look at you
like a little person are you all of a sudden of
0:32:11.640,0:32:16.160
not of class they look at you they look at you
not like a little person but they look at you
0:32:16.160,0:32:22.560
as somebody who is not financially stable that's
what it is right and this is a business right so
0:32:22.560,0:32:27.840
if we're going to give you money we need to know
that we're going to get that money back you know
0:32:28.600,0:32:32.560
which is an interesting idea because there's a lot
of people that don't have credit but they got a
0:32:32.560,0:32:39.720
[ __ ] ton of cash so oh yeah for sure if you walk
in so if you walk in and you have a [ __ ] credit
0:32:39.720,0:32:43.320
but you got a briefcase full of money do you think
they're still going to look at you like ah this
0:32:43.320,0:32:49.080
guy [ __ ] you know he still sucks or she sucks or
whoever you know are they're still going to look
0:32:49.080,0:32:58.000
at you different got a cash is King right cash is
King cash is you know so if you come in if if you
0:32:58.000,0:33:02.920
come in with a a buck like a [ __ ] ton of money
I'm sure there will probably be some places that
0:33:02.920,0:33:07.520
deny you but I'm also sure that there are places
who are like you know what [ __ ] it he has all
0:33:07.520,0:33:14.560
this cash like let's just [ __ ] go H okay yeah I
mean sorry if that was a tangent about credit bit
0:33:14.560,0:33:21.240
I I don't know that much about financial credit
scores and how people look at you or how people
0:33:21.240,0:33:27.840
judge you on this [ __ ] um I just think it's kind
of a silly thing um to be judged on a number but
0:33:27.840,0:33:34.160
but I I guess if that's the financial world we
live in and that is your big dick measurement
0:33:34.160,0:33:41.600
you know your credit score y well [ __ ] I mean
I hope all you out there that that are maybe have
0:33:41.600,0:33:46.280
bad credit start working on it because it sounds
like you're going to need that going forward in
0:33:46.280,0:33:54.160
future it's extremely important so unless you are
a person who has everything now like if you have
0:33:54.160,0:33:58.640
a house already you have a car that you're never
going to want to get different like and you're set
0:33:58.640,0:34:02.440
in your ways like you're you're good then you know
what [ __ ] a credit score because then it doesn't
0:34:02.440,0:34:07.120
mean anything because then you're you already have
everything that you need and you don't need to get
0:34:07.120,0:34:12.400
anything else so your credit scores you can do
whatever the [ __ ] you want cool all right all
0:34:12.400,0:34:17.800
right so that's good that's that's good to know
I I haven't checked mine in a while um but I'm
0:34:17.800,0:34:24.400
not that worried about it uh so it's it's it'll
it'll be interesting process to go through in
0:34:24.400,0:34:31.040
buy a car because I'm torn between the leasing
and the buying mhm you know uh I I've been doing
0:34:31.040,0:34:37.800
some research on it I heard there's some kind of
like four square method to buying cars I think
0:34:37.800,0:34:45.240
it's like you know your trade in the interest your
your what uh down payment uh the cost of the car I
0:34:45.240,0:34:49.320
think there's just a four square method there's
some [ __ ] I've been I've been youtubing it
0:34:49.320,0:34:53.400
obviously I haven't memorized it because I I can't
explain it that well um but I'm doing a little bit
0:34:53.400,0:35:04.440
of research and who knows I may be buying a car or
I may be leasing a car depending on how things go
0:35:04.440,0:35:11.480
um so wish me luck because I got to do it my car
my car's in trouble my truck's in trouble Joshua
0:35:11.480,0:35:15.400
the people have been watching you and listening to
you for the past like three weeks talk about your
0:35:15.400,0:35:19.560
car and whether or not you're leasing or buying I
think you should probably [ __ ] figure it out by
0:35:19.560,0:35:25.840
now bro so you went to so you went to a dealership
right and what happened I went to two of them you
0:35:25.840,0:35:32.400
know the funny thing about dealerships uh because
I I like I said I don't go to dealerships so I was
0:35:32.400,0:35:36.120
told you got to be careful you know they're gonna
they're gonna it's like piranhas in the water
0:35:36.120,0:35:40.480
they're going to [ __ ] they're going to see you
and they're going to jump on you like if you're
0:35:40.480,0:35:45.360
just like again P you smell blood like they're
going to look at you and we went out to one of
0:35:45.360,0:35:50.800
the local dealerships uh not in town but uh kind
of you know you know went out to the Selenas area
0:35:50.800,0:35:55.480
right if you know where Selen oh you went that
far yeah yeah yeah it's like you know like 400
0:35:55.480,0:36:02.160
miles away from where I live um so so we went out
to Selena uh and we went and checked it out the
0:36:02.160,0:36:09.440
dude um said hi the dude gave me his card and for
the most part I never saw him again and this whole
0:36:09.440,0:36:13.360
time I'm thinking I'm GNA have to like do some
jiujitsu [ __ ] on this guy like I'm GNA have to
0:36:13.360,0:36:17.880
learn how to like grapple and tell them to [ __ ]
off you know how people you know this this whole
0:36:17.880,0:36:23.240
like thing but it was a Sunday I don't know maybe
the guy was just super chill um it's the beginning
0:36:23.240,0:36:28.760
of the month so he wasn't that hungry but he gave
me his card and we walked around and I I really
0:36:28.760,0:36:33.400
didn't have that bad of an experience but we did
see a lot of nice cars I was I was taken back by
0:36:33.400,0:36:40.520
the inventory as far as like just how nice cars
look and and uh I I was I was I was taking back
0:36:40.520,0:36:45.600
it made me want a new car even more after walking
through the dealership you know believe believe it
0:36:45.600,0:36:51.560
or not so there there wasn't that much inventory
for the the kind of truck that I'm looking for
0:36:51.560,0:36:57.800
so after that um we drove out to another place
that's like 500 miles away from me uh Gilroy
0:36:57.800,0:37:07.000
um so we we drove out to giloy this place far um
drove out there um and they actually had a better
0:37:07.000,0:37:12.520
selection and they had the model not going to tell
you what model it is or what what kind of truck it
0:37:12.520,0:37:18.040
is um but I tell I'm going to tell you right it's
not a Ford um nothing against Ford but you know
0:37:18.040,0:37:23.120
I'm not a Ford guy sorry sorry Ford guys and gals
and people um you want to give me a free one I'll
0:37:23.120,0:37:29.920
take it but I'm not buying one um but justy I'll
try it out I'll I'll give it a review you know
0:37:29.920,0:37:34.240
I'll I'll I'll drive it for free you know I'll
let you know I'll put it we'll put it up uh if
0:37:34.240,0:37:40.320
you want to give it for free but um went out there
they had a bunch of them man they had different
0:37:40.320,0:37:47.040
colors they had different options the packages
the the luxury the this the that and uh like I
0:37:47.040,0:37:54.560
said we went to the Selena dealership it it made
me want a car even more so I do have a price I
0:37:54.560,0:38:01.120
do have a price in mind now like there is a ballp
price ballpark price um that we're looking at some
0:38:01.120,0:38:08.520
Financial we're exploring some Financial things uh
I'm hoping within the next month or two I can you
0:38:08.520,0:38:12.680
know maybe have like a truck in the background or
something or you know I don't know what I'm going
0:38:12.680,0:38:18.080
to do with it but may maybe you'll you know maybe
I'll have a car man cuz it's it's it's tough not
0:38:18.080,0:38:23.560
having a car if anybody you know has had to
struggle with a vehicle that's not reliable
0:38:23.560,0:38:28.560
a vehicle where like you go to the driver side
door and you put the key in and and it doesn't
0:38:28.560,0:38:33.800
work so you have to go to the passenger side to
open the door and lean over and then unlock the
0:38:33.800,0:38:39.760
driver's side door like it's just depressing man
it's it's it's tough some people will look at me
0:38:39.760,0:38:46.480
go Joshua you should be grateful that you have a
car and I am I've been grateful since 2001 okay
0:38:46.480,0:38:53.440
I've been grateful since that car was brand new I
I've been I've been grateful I have a [ __ ] ton
0:38:53.440,0:38:59.520
of memories in that car um I've driven That Thing
Up and Down the state of California all over the
0:38:59.520,0:39:04.280
pl I've been all over the place in that truck and
there's many many many memories but now it's time
0:39:04.280,0:39:09.960
for somebody D to create memories in that thing
um so nobody's driving that bro that thing's going
0:39:09.960,0:39:15.080
straight to the junkyard I don't know no I I have
some ideas I have some ideas you know there's some
0:39:15.080,0:39:21.200
places where this thing can go and still live
a long life I i' I've had a couple offers um
0:39:21.200,0:39:27.520
there are people that are interested in the truck
I drive um currently and and they're they're will
0:39:27.520,0:39:34.040
to take it off my hands not for free either good
luck to them not for free yeah good luck I mean
0:39:34.040,0:39:37.360
they look at all the things that I've said are
wrong with my truck and they go Joshua you could
0:39:37.360,0:39:43.560
fix that I could but what about all the other
things that are wrong with it too I don't want to
0:39:43.560,0:39:48.920
fix every one of those things so to be determined
more power to them to be determined it's going to
0:39:48.920,0:39:53.000
end up on some ranch or somewhere it's going
to end up somewhere where somebody just loves
0:39:53.000,0:39:57.720
to take [ __ ] apart and fix things and they don't
even have to buy registration for it they can just
0:39:57.720,0:40:01.880
[ __ ] drive it in the hills and they can just get
lost and [ __ ] do whatever they want with it you
0:40:01.880,0:40:06.600
know cuz it is a still running car it's just it
still works you know the wheels are still on it
0:40:06.600,0:40:13.840
you know it's not it's not dead it just needs
maintenance needs needs some love and somebody
0:40:13.840,0:40:19.480
else can do it Joshua I love how hippie you are
bro like but realistically for me that shit's a
0:40:19.480,0:40:23.640
piece of junk it's gone like if I had your car
Joshua it would have been chucked a long time
0:40:23.640,0:40:29.200
ago like I'm all for polluting the Earth let put
it that way yeah I can't do that man there's a
0:40:29.200,0:40:36.840
lot ofal value how we going to make more oil I I
hold on to things for as I squeeze every bit of
0:40:36.840,0:40:41.320
juice out of it like even the fruit in my house I
don't throw it away until it's completely moldy I
0:40:41.320,0:40:46.160
I should have threw it away two weeks ago I just
watch that thing you know just get crustier and
0:40:46.160,0:40:54.920
crustier and crustier and then I finally throw it
away I'm BR I'm attached all right well let's move
0:40:54.920,0:40:59.000
on from your truck hopefully you have an update
sometime soon soon otherwise his truck is going to
0:40:59.000,0:41:05.160
explode and he's going to need to find a new car
like within the next week like who knows who knows
0:41:05.160,0:41:12.640
what can happen but let's move on now Joshua let's
go ahead I know that we have some fun finds that I
0:41:12.640,0:41:20.360
that the people are asking for I hear them they're
chanting fun finds fun finds uh in the background
0:41:20.360,0:41:29.880
over here um Joshua you have not had a fun find
in so [ __ ] long so please bust out a fun find
0:41:29.880,0:41:38.120
for us bro what do you got over there man I know
you got some [ __ ] just to make it interesting I
0:41:38.120,0:41:44.360
have and I and I think I'm only going to show one
of these and then if anybody posts maybe somebody
0:41:44.360,0:41:51.880
will post um I'm gonna give you three I'm GNA give
you I'm gonna give you one through three you are
0:41:51.880,0:42:00.160
going to pick what fun find you want to see and
if if anybody post cuz nobody post [ __ ] on this
0:42:00.160,0:42:06.680
podcast it'd be cool if you did um but if you do
whatever number you put in there I will show that
0:42:06.680,0:42:12.200
next time and I prom I I'll do my best to have you
make what a cop out what a [ __ ] cop out what do
0:42:12.200,0:42:18.160
you mean I'm going show letting the letting the
non-existent people decide well somebody's got to
0:42:18.160,0:42:22.160
show up you know if anybody wants some [ __ ]
you got to join the party you know cuz we got
0:42:22.160,0:42:25.840
a lot of [ __ ] around here make a good point
believe it or not you do have a lot of [ __ ]
0:42:25.840,0:42:32.480
um a lot of [ __ ] just sitting here one through
three give me a number Sean of what fun find you
0:42:32.480,0:42:41.120
want to see one through three I want to see funf
find number two Joshua fun find number two number
0:42:41.120,0:42:51.200
two all right well let's keep the theme going with
my funf find number two we talked a lot about it
0:42:51.200,0:42:59.160
um and [ __ ] mushrooms isn't it oh no it's not
not not not this episode not this episode fun
0:42:59.160,0:43:06.320
find number two everybody is going to be from the
little Adventure I took or one of the places that
0:43:06.320,0:43:12.200
I stopped at um with with my girlfriend and
some friends was amazing they got cool gift
0:43:12.200,0:43:17.880
shops so I picked this up along the way I came up
with this little guy this is one of the places we
0:43:17.880,0:43:36.320
visited is that a Lego set Joshua yes this is a
Canyon Bryce Canyon Lego set 463 463 tiny little
0:43:36.320,0:43:44.360
pieces excuse me of Lego Sor right here and and
the cool thing about this little guy right here
0:43:44.360,0:43:52.160
if you look at the top um that right there I
believe is called Thor's hammer they called
0:43:52.160,0:43:57.160
this little thing right here okay this is
Thor's hammer so this this right here is is
0:43:57.160,0:44:02.720
is one of the the big uh draws to Bryce Canyon
people go out there and check this in because
0:44:02.720,0:44:06.720
this unique feature that thing right there that
little that little chunk right there actually
0:44:06.720,0:44:11.400
holds this giant I mean I know it's really small
you can't really tell um hopefully I can capture
0:44:11.400,0:44:16.520
it in the footage what we're putting together
for everybody um there's a giant piece of rock
0:44:16.520,0:44:25.120
just sitting on something smaller that eventually
will fall at some point um so people go out there
0:44:25.120,0:44:30.360
to enjoy that well it's still exists because
like rock like with anything with time comes
0:44:30.360,0:44:36.080
change um that someday will no longer be there
and uh it was cool to be out there at a time
0:44:36.080,0:44:39.880
when as it still existed because at some point
they're not going to even make that Lego because
0:44:39.880,0:44:45.000
it's not even going to exist no more so have
a piece of History technically in the form of
0:44:45.000,0:44:49.560
a little piece of History that's pretty [ __ ]
cool yeah so that's my that's my little fun find
0:44:49.560,0:44:57.040
honestly really cool nice buddy nice finally
a fun find for the people I love it I love it
0:44:57.800,0:45:03.960
um I'll give you a fun find Joshua I think it's
a fun find that we're all familiar with if you're
0:45:03.960,0:45:10.280
not familiar with it guess what here it is we've
been opening these things for the past [ __ ] four
0:45:10.280,0:45:16.640
weeks this is week five Joshua let's do another
unboxing we're still trying to go for the whole
0:45:16.640,0:45:21.640
collection Joshua and people love your little
commentary on these ones so feel free to feel
0:45:21.640,0:45:27.040
free to just just speak on up Joshua here I'm just
going to open this bad boy the way we usually do
0:45:27.040,0:45:34.120
just like this remember it's just the Box Sean so
you rip that little guy open you show the people
0:45:34.120,0:45:38.320
oh I'm I'm ripping it open buddy you you show the
you know what's first Josh you know what's always
0:45:38.320,0:45:44.240
first buddy the [ __ ] chair baby the [ __ ]
chair is always first all right I I love the
0:45:44.240,0:45:50.160
little chairs they look they look comfortable they
they do look comfortable remember don't eat this
0:45:50.160,0:45:59.120
why Joshua why cuz that's poo poo garbage nobody
eats that yep all right go here's a here's our our
0:45:59.120,0:46:05.360
collection here look at that the the crispiness
all right what's it going to be we're going to
0:46:05.360,0:46:14.720
find out Josh we're going to find out together ooh
oh she's smooth look at her this is um wow there
0:46:14.720,0:46:23.920
there you go she's beautiful see hang on hang
on wait cut this [ __ ] but hang on hang on Boom
0:46:23.920,0:46:31.560
there's her little card oh she's so beautiful she
is beautiful what is her name I don't [ __ ] know
0:46:31.560,0:46:38.600
Miss Frankenstein I'll right now it doesn't have
a name come on there got to be a name on the card
0:46:38.600,0:46:47.120
a name on The Box the Bride of Frankenstein baby
there go there you go boom go ahead and put her in
0:46:47.120,0:46:52.720
her chair right now I thought I saw something else
with her but I don't think I don't think she has
0:46:52.720,0:46:58.480
anything else all right also another little prop
little cup she a [ __ ] difficult time sitting
0:46:58.480,0:47:07.160
down in the chair like I can't oh [ __ ] wow I
can't make this [ __ ] up people I mean there
0:47:07.160,0:47:12.880
there you go there she is that is cool I I love
the detail in every single one of the pieces that
0:47:12.880,0:47:19.320
you revealed so far the detail is just awesome
she is immaculate bro she's [ __ ] [ __ ] she just
0:47:19.320,0:47:26.440
fell again she's dead she it's over put her to bed
she does not want to sit I don't know if so nobody
0:47:26.440,0:47:32.480
can see this but like the the little curve that
she has to sit down there's a gap of about like a
0:47:32.480,0:47:42.560
half an inch of space just so she can't really sit
properly so she's like she's like anyways there we
0:47:42.560,0:47:49.880
go beautiful that that was a good one Sean I again
I love the detail those little things are cool
0:47:49.880,0:47:57.000
yeah they're [ __ ] awesome anyways uh you want to
do a fortune Joshua yeah we we could we could pop
0:47:57.000,0:48:03.200
of Fortunes where are my fortunes I'm running out
of Fortunes believe it or not I'm finally getting
0:48:03.200,0:48:09.040
to the bottom of these toxic cookies maybe we
should start start calling them toxic cookies
0:48:09.040,0:48:15.680
and not fortunes anymore um I got a couple more
in here what we got one one two okay here we go
0:48:15.680,0:48:22.360
we're going to do numbers again we like numbers we
like options let's give everybody options you know
0:48:22.360,0:48:26.760
[ __ ] I love options this one already cracked
open in Fortune missing oh my goodness Jesus
0:48:27.560,0:48:36.040
all right well it looks like we're down to
the last three of these toxic cookies last
0:48:36.040,0:48:45.400
three Sean you picked number two for fun find if
I remember correctly yes uh I'm going to give you
0:48:45.400,0:48:53.240
a one through three option again take us home give
us a number and uh let's check it out what do you
0:48:53.240,0:49:01.800
got I'm goingon to go with um I think in honor
of the Bride uh she came out yeah 35 uh so we're
0:49:01.800,0:49:18.600
going to go with three Okay cookie toxic cookie
number three here we go three toxic cookie right
0:49:18.600,0:49:27.040
there we go everybody can't smash this thing
up small enough never can't okay here we go
0:49:27.040,0:49:42.200
here we go here we go all right everybody I got
your fortune for Tuesday April 16th here it is
0:49:42.200,0:49:53.760
you will have many friends when you need them oh
interesting okay is that sure why not [ __ ] it I
0:49:53.760,0:49:58.920
read the dark like when I read that I was like
that's kind of a dark Fortune but uh I'll read
0:49:58.920,0:50:04.080
it one more time cuz maybe I need to read it a
second time to get the full family values meaning
0:50:04.080,0:50:10.200
of it you got to think of it in a positive light
Joshua a more positive light you know like yeah
0:50:10.200,0:50:15.080
we're about to celebrate your birthday you know
I'm I'm thinking you should have friends even
0:50:15.080,0:50:18.320
when you don't need them you know what I'm saying
like why are they just showing up when you need
0:50:18.320,0:50:22.920
them you know like it should always be around you
know [ __ ] where you been you know kind of thing
0:50:22.920,0:50:28.480
but let me let me I want to read it again let's
get the glass half full cuz I felt a little half
0:50:28.480,0:50:33.360
empty when I when I read it the first time around
so let me let me little bit perk up a little bit
0:50:33.360,0:50:38.440
here all right just going to read one more time
mean maybe it means something different this time
0:50:38.440,0:50:45.720
around you will have many friends when you need
them everybody that is your fortune for Tuesday
0:50:45.720,0:50:54.120
April 16th on this sorry for the delay podcast oh
yeah baby sorry for the delay podcast just rolls
0:50:54.120,0:50:58.680
are right off the tongue um let's get some lucky
numbers in here so for those of you who don't
0:50:58.680,0:51:04.040
know I'm using a website to generate some lucky
numbers for us cuz those toxic cookies do not have
0:51:04.040,0:51:10.160
any lucky numbers on it they don't they don't tox
Joshua go ahead and give me a number between uh
0:51:10.160,0:51:17.720
one and five and I will click the randomize button
in that many times one in five we are going to go
0:51:17.720,0:51:29.880
with we'll go with five all right [ __ ] it one
two three four five all right I have your lucky
0:51:29.880,0:51:44.280
numbers for the week everybody here we go four 8
13 20 26 44 and 46 one more time Joshua for the
0:51:44.280,0:51:51.120
people that are sleeping and the people who are
dancing back there I see you I see you all dancing
0:51:51.120,0:52:06.040
I like it 4 8 13 20 26 44 and 46 there you go
ladies and gentlemen you're lucky [ __ ] numbers
0:52:06.040,0:52:12.880
baby I think I I think I smell a winner in there
I think I think there's a couple numbers in there
0:52:12.880,0:52:17.880
that uh that they're going to get somebody the
W just try it if you haven't tried any of these
0:52:17.880,0:52:24.320
lucky numbers yet just try one cuz I think if you
get one number right it's like four bucks or some
0:52:24.320,0:52:31.560
[ __ ] and you got that for free just by listening
to this you got $4 we paid you we helped you with
0:52:31.560,0:52:38.080
$4 actually maybe it's maybe it's a a net profit
profit of like three because you I think you got
0:52:38.080,0:52:47.120
to pay a dollar to play the game um so I mean just
for listening We Made You $3 okay try it out try
0:52:47.120,0:52:51.400
one of those numbers yeah maybe win some [ __ ]
yeah and if you do win something let us know we
0:52:51.400,0:52:56.440
would love to see what you won or how much you
won or just to know that it helped you you know
0:52:56.960,0:53:03.800
whatever you want just let us know yeah please do
that'd be great um I'm trying to figure out Joshua
0:53:03.800,0:53:10.520
if I have anything else I mean we have a few more
minutes here but I can't I feel like my brain
0:53:10.520,0:53:18.280
is just like stupid right now like there's it's
cloudy you know I think I need some Lion's man uh
0:53:18.280,0:53:23.840
or maybe some uh turkey feathers or fingers orkey
I need you to put a turkey inside my ass I don't
0:53:23.840,0:53:29.720
know I don't remember what it was no no no no no
I I think you're a fan favorite of shitake you
0:53:29.720,0:53:34.360
know I think you're a shitake guy just by looking
at you U but if you'd like to try a little turkey
0:53:34.360,0:53:40.680
tail U you go and and tickle yourself with
a turkey tail brother you go and tickle away
0:53:40.680,0:53:48.960
tickle myself all over with a turkey tail oh just
rub it all over my turke um yeah I don't think
0:53:48.960,0:53:53.600
I don't think I have any any more to that uh oh
let me tell you I can tell people about the sweep
0:53:53.600,0:53:59.440
stakes and stuff um if anybody's forgotten we are
doing two sweep Stakes I I think I think that's
0:53:59.440,0:54:04.440
what I settled on now I can't remember if there
was a third one there might have been who knows
0:54:04.440,0:54:11.000
if there was let me know I'll [ __ ] remember it
uh we have two s Stakes uh give this man some Lion
0:54:11.000,0:54:15.720
Man give me some lines man uh the first one is
we're giving away these ones we're giving away
0:54:15.720,0:54:21.120
a little blind box at the end of our uh 9we run
so in another four weeks we'll be giving away one
0:54:21.120,0:54:28.760
of those and then the Lucky Sevens so if we get
seven seven at the end of the year we're going to
0:54:28.760,0:54:35.200
go ahead and give away some merch on the podcast
um specifically designed in Joshua's office uh
0:54:35.200,0:54:38.960
right there it's probably pressed on one of
those machines back there uh he'll probably
0:54:38.960,0:54:42.960
uh he'll put some cologne on it or just sleep
with it that night and you can you can enjoy
0:54:42.960,0:54:52.480
that uh but that's what we're doing um we're still
waiting for joshu to figure out the website still
0:54:52.480,0:54:59.040
waiting for the Spotify stuff we're we're we're
going to get there we'll get there eventually but
0:54:59.040,0:55:03.560
um that that's that's all I have to say Joshua
I mean that's pretty much like an update for the
0:55:03.560,0:55:08.320
people yeah we're just pushing along we'll
be with you every week you know like Sean
0:55:08.320,0:55:16.960
mentioned um everything that you guys will be
receiving as far as merch um everything's going
0:55:16.960,0:55:21.840
to be hand I shouldn't say handmade because
I'm not going to be sitting here with my my
0:55:21.840,0:55:26.640
fat finger you know I'm not gonna be like doing
it I got oh you know we got equipment here um
0:55:26.640,0:55:30.360
the whole thing is to kind of get everybody
included in this and get some merch out there
0:55:30.360,0:55:35.160
and give some [ __ ] away uh cuz it's all for
fun you know we do enjoy what we do and we we
0:55:35.160,0:55:39.920
do enjoy the comments and we do providing a
little bit of you know laughter if we can we
0:55:39.920,0:55:45.200
can uh give that to you guys or if you're working
out like sea likes to to you know throw out there
0:55:45.200,0:55:50.640
for some of you who are on your pelaton or on a
treadmill or you know maybe just have a 40 oce
0:55:50.640,0:55:55.040
in your hand you're like who the [ __ ] did I how
did I find these guys 40s let's go you know like
0:55:55.040,0:55:59.080
like whatever whatever you got hands you know
maybe you got a Ford Loco and you're just like
0:55:59.080,0:56:06.240
hey bro like how did I come across these guys um
whatever uh we do enjoy each and every one of you
0:56:06.240,0:56:11.880
the new subscribers the ones who've been around
um we do have stuff coming your way you know
0:56:11.880,0:56:17.000
between the the designs Sean's going to be coming
up with the the stuff I'm going to be dabbling as
0:56:17.000,0:56:22.960
well um you know it's all going to be handmade
so so uh yeah we're looking forward to getting
0:56:22.960,0:56:30.680
that to you guys and thanks for watching thanks
for listening um and I love every single one of
0:56:30.680,0:56:37.720
you guys you know so so you what else can I say
Joshua you can't say any more than that buddy
0:56:37.720,0:56:41.320
I mean let's just go ahead and land this plane
now I mean I'm all forward that was the best way
0:56:41.320,0:56:47.920
to end it um so with that said Joshua took the
words right out of my mouth so you know have a
0:56:47.920,0:56:54.080
good night everybody thanks for watching thanks
for listening we'll [ __ ] see you uh next week
0:56:54.080,0:56:58.840
don't forget to do your taxes if you haven't put
your tax and [ __ ] do your taxes oh [ __ ] Joshua
0:56:58.840,0:57:04.040
I wanted to talk about the solar eclipse but
you know what I think it's too late for that
0:57:04.040,0:57:10.520
now believe so uh yeah we talk about it next week
hopefully none of y'all went blind yeah yeah see
0:57:10.520,0:57:26.400
yall next week we talk solar eclips yeah all right
let's leave it [Laughter] deuces oh that's great
0:57:26.400,0:57:44.038
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