Sorry For The Delay | EP.30 | German Beer, Movie Nights & Public Restrooms
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: (Name Not Mentioned)
Joshua: Jack & Coke (Jack Daniel’s & Coca-Cola)
-CHAPTERS-
0:00:00 Dirty 30 Intro, Workout Prompt & Reasons To Drink
0:02:20 German Beer Day, Beck’s Quest & Google Beer Stats
0:05:26 Movie Theater Day, Couch Comfort & Home Cinema Life
0:07:50 2024 Movie Lineup, Thumbs Up/Down Ratings & Ticket Prices
0:13:02 Cartoons, Kids In Theaters & Deadpool 3 Hype
0:17:27 National Picnic Day, Picnic Food Rant & Outdoor Risk List
0:21:36 National Lovers Day, Swinger Lawn Signals & Take A Chance Day
0:23:39 Free Solo, Yosemite Cliffs & The No-Fear Climber Mindset
0:29:32 Eclipse Recap, Doomsday Predictions & “Darwin” Money Quotes
0:35:36 Alien Bar Artwork, Episode 30 Milestone & Dirty 30 Topics
0:37:28 Public Restrooms, Bathroom PSA & Cologne Crimes
0:45:22 Utah Easter Egg, Treasure Hunt Clues & Future Adventure Plans
0:53:48 Funko HQ Visit & Ghostbusters Stay Puft Soda Reveal
0:56:49 Pop Mart Universal Monsters Unboxing & Van Helsing Joins The Set
1:01:00 Toxic Cookie Fortune, Lucky Numbers & Weekly Blessings
1:03:43 First YouTube Video, Gratitude For Viewers & Episode 30 Sign-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “with that being said your workout starts right now for those of you who want to partake in a workout uh for those of you who don't want to partake in a workout please crack open a 40 have a drink with me” — Sean kicks off the episode with cardio or cocktails energy.
• “today there is a holiday and is a drinking holiday today on Tuesday April 23rd today is German beer day everybody” — Joshua finds a perfectly on-brand reason to pour a drink.
• “movie theaters bro have you been to a movie theater recently they're like non-existent I mean what is the point of a movie theater am I right” — Joshua questions the entire point of leaving the couch for movies.
• “I'm a big bad boys fan uh Will Smith always will have my heart no matter who he slaps” — Sean explains exactly how loyal his Bad Boys fandom really is.
• “picnic food is it's it's it's upsetting right it's It's upsetting for a few reasons and I'll I'll explain as I go into this” — Sean winds up for a full anti-picnic manifesto.
• “there's a lot of risk involved in having a picnic a lot of risk” — Joshua summarizes outdoor dining like it’s an extreme sport.
• “I have a reason why not to take a chance Joshua the reason being is that you could go outside and die if you take a chance” — Sean gives his bleak version of National Take A Chance Day.
• “what it would take to scale a mountain or a cliff or you know a face without any ropes any climbing gear and just have no fear doing it that's amazing” — Joshua marvels at the Free Solo mindset.
• “if you are one of the people who went blind looking at the eclipse ha that's on you like what are you doing that you're staring directly into the sun without any eye protection on” — Sean delivers tough love to eclipse-gazers.
• “public restrooms in America are some of the most disgusting vile places on the planet Earth” — Sean opens the Dirty 30 bathroom segment at full blast.
• “what is with all the [ __ ] boy cologne like I'm talking like Old Spice acts like these heavily like scented like [ __ ] uh body spray [ __ ]” — Sean is personally attacked by body spray culture.
• “if I can smell you 10 minutes after you left the room I'm [ __ ] not going to hang out with you” — Joshua lays down his cologne boundary in no uncertain terms.
• “if you like Ghostbusters it has ID look at this little guy he's so cute so freaking” — Joshua melts over his new Stay Puft buddy.
• “your imagination brings great joy to those around you” — Joshua reads the surprisingly wholesome toxic cookie fortune.
• “today on this day in history on April 23rd the first YouTube video was actually posted the 18c clip me at the zoo shows co-founder Jude car Carman car km at the San Diego Zoo” — Joshua closes with a little internet history lesson.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: Your imagination brings great joy to those around you.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 18, 28, 30, 32, 38, 40
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Universal Monsters Van Helsing figure from Pop Mart, complete with tiny lager & crossbow, joining the growing monster chair collection in the background.
Joshua: Ghostbusters Funko Soda Stay Puft figure from Funko HQ, a classic puffy pull instead of the chase, still destined for display behind him.
(Artwork Shoutout: Joshua’s AI-generated alien bar scene, a weird & wonderful nod to German Beer Day.)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay episode 30 I'm
your editor Mia in this week's episode The Boys
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celebrate a podcast Milestone with Sean getting
heated about public restrooms we share a sneak
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peek of the Easter egg Joshua left on his trip
and the boys unbox another Universal monster
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figure enjoy the show hello and welcome to another
episode of sorry for the delay we are your hosts
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my name is Sean this is is Joshua Joshua how you
doing baby boy I'm good I'm good you know I I I
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every time we start this it's like do I ever want
to say you know things suck you know is that the
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first thing anybody wants to hear of their day
like you walk and you go you know what today you
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know today sucked so I I maybe I'll start one
of these sometime and just say my day sucks but
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generally my days are pretty good so uh I'm glad
to be here Sean I'm glad everybody else is here
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thank you for showing up uh as always we
appreciate you all and uh I I think we have
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some good stuff for you today I'm I'm not sure uh
I yeah so I'm looking forward to today I think we
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do Joshua we got we got a bunch of good stuff
for you guys today um with that being said your
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workout starts right now for those of you who
want to partake in a workout uh for those of
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you who don't want to partake in a workout please
crack open a 40 have a drink with me Joshua do you
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have any uh reasons to drink as we usually do
I got all kinds of reasons to drink for one I
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will always say no matter what you drink whether
it's water Gatorade or whatever you know you can
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drink whatever you want during this show um today
I'm actually having some Jack and Coke I'm keeping
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it simple you know to I'm I'm being honest today
everybody there's not water in here I'm confessing
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today is a Tuesday you know sometimes just you
know you got to have a little extra beverage
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after work and today everybody I'm having that
beverage and it's a Jack and Coke today but I
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do have something to I do have a reason to drink
all right what is it all right so because I do go
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I know I talk about holidays I found a reason to
drink everybody because today there is a holiday
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and is a drinking holiday today on Tuesday April
23rd today is German beer day everybody German
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beer German beer day let's go hell yeah um what
like heisers I think that's what a German beer is
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maybe do do they make loggers I'm sure there's a a
lot of German beers yeah yeah no they they make a
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ton of beers and and I I googled this as I usually
do according to google in total there are about,
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1300 breweries in Germany which produce over
5,000 brands of beer God damn son that's a lot
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of beer a lot that's it's a lot of beer right and
according you know again according to Google the
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most popular German beer brand imported to the
United States believe it or not is beex Sean
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have you ever had beex okay no but I've seen one
commercial for it and that was [Laughter] it I
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you know I'm going to be honest cuz I knew cuz I
knew I was going to bring this up I legitimately
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before we started and I got off work you know
fairly early like you know two hours before we
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even started this I'm not going to say I put a
100 miles on my truck that's falling apart to go
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look for Beck's beer but I made a couple stops you
know stopped little grocery story here a little a
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little a little uh you know a little freaking
what was I going to say freaking not a bar but
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a a liquor store you know I stopped in I'm like I
walked in and go hey do you do you guys sell Becks
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and everybody looked at me like what the hell is a
Beck you know they didn't nobody even knew what a
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Beck was you know the Beck's beer so apparently
even though it's the most imported beer to the
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United States German beer nobody's got it where
I live nobody carries this [ __ ] so uh sorry
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everybody I I really wanted to try a beex beer
on on uh on cam here today for all of you guys
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but I couldn't find one couldn't find I couldn't
even find an empty bottle in the trash just to
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pretend like hey I tried it like I couldn't
even find that um or a bottle cap at least
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youed to represent at least you tried bro yeah
so uh maybe I'll try one of these I never tried
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one haven't had a whole lot of uh German beer in
my life I usually drink other things uh but uh
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yeah I guess it's the most popular most important
and happy German beer day everybody so maybe try
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some German beer check it out if you haven't yeah
I'm all for it German beer let's go guten toer I
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don't I don't know what they say bro I I don't I
don't know either um I mean I don't and I don't
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know if this next one again one of these things
that I liked up another little holiday observances
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whatever I can today also is movie theater day
Sean movie theaters bro have you been to a movie
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theater recently they're like non-existent I mean
what is the point of a movie theater am I right I
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really do enjoy movie theaters like I I love the
whole experience um but since I upgraded my home
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living area you know like the you know the TV
and the surround sound whatever I mean it's not
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a crazy sophisticated system but it it it's tough
to kind of pull yourself off of a comfy couch and
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you know you got your fridge over there you got
drinks right there you got snacks right there
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it's kind it's kind of hard to get away from that
but um movie theaters are great and if you are a
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movie theater person I do have uh quite a few
movies that are scheduled to come out on this
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year in 2024 are are you curious Sean do you want
to know some of the new movies coming pumping out
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movies in movie theaters hang on Joshua before
you before you do this I want to say my side of
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movie theaters for one I'm glad that you you
like sitting down on the couch and watching
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TV because that's the same reason that I don't
go out in nature right same thing so for movie
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theaters for me it has to take something big like
it has to be a big movie event like uh when they
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did The Avengers stuff like Avengers endgame and
those movies I went out and saw those those are
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great in the theater but I could have gotten the
same experience just sitting on my couch so you
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it takes it takes a certain movie you know to get
me going to get me out there into the public eye
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I mean maybe that's just me I don't know but
that's my take on movie theaters they're cool
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but it takes a certain kind of mov to get me out
there baby well I'm hoping a few of these movies
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I ramble off between you and some of the listeners
hopefully I give you a reason to get back in the
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theater pay those adult tickets because I know
you're not a senior um and I know you're not a
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a you know not a not a kid you're not a junior so
you're going to have to pay full adult prices but
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maybe one of the movies I'm about to say here will
get you off your couch Sean not necessarily into
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nature but it'll get you you know you'll be in
a safe warm place you know I guess fairly safe I
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don't know about safe when that Batman movie came
out there was that psychopath who killed people
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in the theater so movie theaters aren't safe don't
you tell me safety in movie theaters no all right
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we're going to we're going to yes that did happen
that was an event that was a tragic and sad event
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I think a lot of people are on edge about going
to the movie theaters but let's just see if any
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of these movies interest you we'll get you off the
couch you know give you a reason to buy that that
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uh you know limited edition popcorn bucket okay
here we go so number one I mean if you want to
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do that with it you can do whatever you want with
your you paid the money for the limited edition
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bucket you can spew all over that [ __ ] thing if
you want to it is your sorry I'll continue number
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one lay it on me all right number one that may get
you or me off the couch is kingdom of the Planet
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of the Apes which comes out May 10th what do you
think Sean are you going to see no that movie no
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I'll wait for that one to come straight to DVD
you know I'll see that one on Netflix in 3 years
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so we're good next all right so a bunch of bugies
crawling around you're not you're not going to go
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see it okay I'm with you thumbs down it's it's
it's probably a good movie um I'm gon to do the
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same thing I'm gonna watch it over for free okay
yeah number two furiosa a Mad Max Saga that comes
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out May 24th what do you think Sean are you g to
go see furiosa furiosa I mean you have my interest
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peaked uh but I probably still won't go see
it I'll wait for that one to come on HBO Max
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or some [ __ ] like I might go see that did you
see the first ones did you see the did you see
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the other uh Mad Max one only seen first I've
only seen the first Mad Max so that's the only
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one I've seen I've only seen the first one
yeah I mean I'm not hating they really good
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movies I'm going thumbs up that's a good one
you Pro you probably could watch that in in
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movie theaters check it out I I would say go
see that one cuz I may do it uh we we'll see
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we'll see when it comes out that's uh May 24th
next movie got a few of these how about the
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crow which comes out June 7th is this a remake
did they remake the crow yeah they did uh then
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no I'm not going to go see the remake of The
Crow Dam I'm good I'll put on the original for
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free all right I'm not going to watch Crow I'm
not going to watch it either anybody else goes
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watches it you know feel free to to put down in
the comments if it sucked or whatever whatever
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you whatever you want to do along with all these
movies comment comment if you want to uh next
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one on my list how about the a inspiring everybody
loves these two characters on screen Bad Boys four
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okay you have my attention peaked here I mean I'm
a big bad boys fan uh Will Smith always will have
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my heart no matter who he slaps um so I I'm
probably going to go see this one thumbs up
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for me that's a thumbs up that's a good like
summertime movie I feel like it would be okay
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I'm I'm probably not going to go see bad boys I
I get it like it's it's action-packed all that
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but I'm I'm not a big you know they had me at one
two I kind of just you know Tippy toed around but
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you know the seems like the more you make
them the older they get you just like they're
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in Walkers now you know what I mean they got
a freaking Walkers little colostomy bag you
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know they're not I don't I don't know I don't
know they're not just okay maybe May okay got
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another one let's lay it down here how about
a quiet place day one have you seen a quiet
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place have you seen the the the first one yeah
I have okay yes then uh I would say that these
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movies kind of are experienced better in a
theater setting because like it's you know
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better sound quality right so it's like pretty
cool like the way they do their sound design
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because it's like the movie is silent most of the
time you know so I would see that one I would see
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that one in theater but I'm a I'm a little [ __ ]
so I don't like scary movies to scare me I'm GNA
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I'm with you I'm going all in on uh the quiet
play SE that I think that was cool I didn't
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know anything about it when I first watched it I
I watched on Netflix when it first came out um the
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other one obviously but I thought I thought it
was that was a pretty cool movie so maybe I'll
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watch this one in theaters all right how many
how many times have I gotten you off the couch
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or are you only like twice now [ __ ] twice
only twice so let's go all right I know you
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like cartoons I know you're into anime there's a
place in your heart how about Des Despicable Me
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4 oo no I'll wait for that one I'll wait
for that one to come out on uh Pirate Bay
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or something like I I the thing with me in
cartoon movies it's like I would rather watch
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them at home than in theaters cuz you have to
deal with kids bro bunch of little we heads
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walking around and [ __ ] like I'm not doing
that I'm not dealing with that [ __ ] you know
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okay all right not not doing it not doing it
all right few more here how about Deadpool
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3 yes obviously yeah going to go see it
Marvel movie Deadpool oh I'm in send sign
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me in that's two thumbs all the way up up my
all right John's doing it all right how many
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more of these you want to hear I got I got I
got a I got a couple more Let me give let me
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give you another one how many how many movies
are there God damn there's there's there's a
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ton of movies coming out this year I'm actually
excited for all these movies like I said I don't
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know if I'm going to go to theaters for all
these but I I'm I'm excited about the movies
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that are coming out how about Beetle Juice
too oh okay so the I was going to wait for
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Halloween to talk about this one because I feel
like um or as it got closer to the opening date
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right uh I don't know how I feel about this one
like it looks like it's going to be a great movie
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like it looks like they're sticking pretty true
to like how the original was shot and stuff like
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that I'm just ah I don't know if you can relive
that magic of what Beetle Juice was you know
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like I don't know if you can trap that in another
bottle so I might give it a shot I might try it
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[ __ ] it um okay yeah I'll try it I'll give it
one thumbs up right now one one thumb one thumb
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halfway in one thumb the the half thumb you
get you're get you're giving it just to the
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knuckle you're not you're not going full deep
thumb you're you're just not not all the way
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not all the way yeah just the knuckle baby deep
let me give you one more that's it give you one
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more okay I don't know how they I don't know how
they're doing a part two of this I really don't
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could be a prequel could be some [ __ ] I I don't
know how they're doing it um how about Gladiator
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2 well you know okay I I might go see this in
theater but I might go take like one of my family
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members to go see it cuz as a kid growing up like
we would watch Gladiator all the time um because
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it was just like one of my dad's favorite movies
so he would put it on all like anytime it was
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on TV so I'll probably do that but otherwise me
personally N I probably just wait for that one to
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come on HBO to so we'll see I give this one like a
a like a shaky hand maybe so okay we're using our
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thumbs we're using our hands we're we're sitting
our ass on the couch we got we got all kinds of
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ways to rate these movies if I mean if you if
you compare it to me sitting on the couch it's
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like me going like I might get up for a drink so
it's like that it's like that okay all right well
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those are the movies I have for you everybody
and if any of those caught your attention and
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gave you a reason to get up off the couch uh feel
free to give a little review if you'd like down
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in the comments um anywhere you like you know
post it maybe on the socials or some [ __ ]
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I I really don't uh it just be cool to hear some
feedback but uh I'm curious I'm curious to know if
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anybody gives a [ __ ] about those movies and
if you're going to take the time to go watch
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them maybe they do maybe they don't doesn't seem
like Sean we'll see let us know that'd be cool
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hey there was a few in there that I cared about
not all of them but just a few so you I mean was
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that all you had for holidays Joshua what are you
gonna do uh for Holiday actually I know I got a
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couple more they're you know here okay I'll give
them to you here we go speed round holiday speed
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round let me know what you think National Picnic
Day how you feel about that [ __ ] it involves
0:17:37.440,0:17:46.840
going outside so I'm going to say no to that but
then again I love food picnic food though can we
0:17:46.840,0:17:56.600
just go on hang on let me go on a tangent real
quick about picnic food picnic food is it's it's
0:17:56.600,0:18:02.360
it's upsetting right it's It's upsetting for a few
reasons and I'll I'll explain as I go into this
0:18:02.360,0:18:09.680
reason number one there's no way in hell that you
can have like a really nice meal without having to
0:18:09.680,0:18:14.440
plan it out like picnics are supposed to be like
a spur of the moment kind of thing like hey let's
0:18:14.440,0:18:20.000
go to let's go on a picnic you know let's let's
go on a picnic and just have fun there's none of
0:18:20.000,0:18:25.160
that none of that with the picnic food like if
you want to bring like or derves like meat and
0:18:25.160,0:18:29.920
stuff like that yeah you can bring like the like
dried salami is probably the only thing you can
0:18:29.920,0:18:36.280
bring without it being cool or maybe a thing of
hummus that will last you like 5 minutes because
0:18:36.280,0:18:41.800
it has to be cooled down like you know what I
mean it's it you have to put time and effort
0:18:41.800,0:18:48.040
into figuring out how to bring food with you so
it kind of like defeats the purpose of going on
0:18:48.040,0:18:52.920
a picnic unless you like plan out the picnic and
at that point in time you might as well just go
0:18:52.920,0:18:58.800
out to dinner or something like I don't know and
then picnic food itself is just like little like
0:18:58.800,0:19:04.280
little little or derves like you're feeding me
like a little a little piece of salami like I'd
0:19:04.280,0:19:11.640
rather have a burger or I'd rather just like
um I don't know have some KFC maybe that's just
0:19:11.640,0:19:15.600
me Joshua maybe I'm just lazy maybe I just hate
picnics maybe I just hate everything in general
0:19:15.600,0:19:23.480
nowadays I don't know I don't know buddy that's it
that's all I have that's my rant yeah picnic I've
0:19:23.480,0:19:28.960
I can't even tell you that if I've ever been on
one you know one that I actually wanted to go on
0:19:28.960,0:19:36.920
and what I wasn't held against my will uh for a
picnic uh but I mean maybe they're fun I don't
0:19:36.920,0:19:40.920
know I I I've always thought drinking out in
public wasn't okay you know you bring the wine
0:19:40.920,0:19:43.640
out there and the cheese next thing you know
you're getting a billy club to the back of the
0:19:43.640,0:19:47.520
head cuz the cops like you know don't you know
it's illegal to drink outside you just get [ __ ]
0:19:47.520,0:19:52.160
slapped you know it's like you're supposed to
be romantic and you're trying to propose you get
0:19:52.160,0:19:59.520
[ __ ] hit by with a stick I I don't I mean maybe
it's okay I don't know you know you know it's Fire
0:19:59.520,0:20:03.560
season you're trying to light candles and be all
[ __ ] romantic and then you [ __ ] accidentally
0:20:03.560,0:20:11.760
burn down a forest or some [ __ ] you I I I mean
there's a lot of risk involved in having a picnic
0:20:11.760,0:20:16.200
a lot of risk you go to you go to the beach you
know you go to I'm going to go in the water real
0:20:16.200,0:20:19.800
quick and you get stung by a jellyfish you get a
cramp and you get sucked up by a rip Cur and you
0:20:19.800,0:20:28.840
[ __ ] die you know like there's there's risks in
Outdoor Adventures Christ there's risks there's
0:20:28.840,0:20:35.720
s with going outside and and putting your life on
the line no matter where you go uh listen I think
0:20:35.720,0:20:39.400
just by the end of this Joshua I'm just going
to convert you I'm going to convert you into
0:20:39.400,0:20:42.200
somebody who just doesn't want to go outside
at the end of this podcast that's all that's
0:20:42.200,0:20:49.640
happening I I would like I would I would I
would like to see you do that convert me to
0:20:49.640,0:20:56.680
an an inside only cat you do that you know put
a little bell on me so you know I'm upstairs
0:20:56.680,0:21:01.840
downstairs but you know I'm not outside you
try to convert me because I will always be
0:21:01.840,0:21:08.120
an adventurer I will always go outside and U
I'm not afraid to get a little sun on my skin
0:21:08.120,0:21:18.920
I need it I need it this face needs sun I don't
think so buddy I think that face needs less Sun
0:21:18.920,0:21:26.000
getting a little glossy am I um yeah but what's
next what's the next one so n National Picnic
0:21:26.000,0:21:31.080
Day uh the next one what do you got over here we
got over here what okay how about this one Sean
0:21:31.080,0:21:36.360
you're romantic we just got done talking about
picnics maybe somebody else will appreciate this
0:21:36.360,0:21:46.520
day how about National lovers day National
lovers day huh that's kind of nice I mean it
0:21:46.520,0:21:51.160
gets better than Valentine's Day right so [ __ ]
commercialized just to have another day on the
0:21:51.160,0:21:58.520
calendar that's just you and your lover like why
does my wife need to know about my lover you know
0:22:00.480,0:22:06.560
I I don't I I don't know I mean that's between
you and the wife you know if if you have a if
0:22:06.560,0:22:10.840
you have a a pink flamingo out in front of your
house and your wife's wondering why people are
0:22:10.840,0:22:15.400
showing up to your front door knocking just
randomly while you put the the flamingo out
0:22:15.400,0:22:19.960
on your [ __ ] you know in your the grass
you know you got a upside down pineapple as
0:22:19.960,0:22:25.440
your door knocker yeah well people are just the
mailman's going to show up and he's going to be
0:22:25.440,0:22:29.840
curious you know where to put do I put it in
this slot do I put put it in that slot he's
0:22:29.840,0:22:35.360
going to have options when he sees the upside
down pineapple you know so I mean oh man I
0:22:35.360,0:22:43.560
don't know you know [ __ ] yeah I'm okay with
this holiday so it's good you're okay with the
0:22:43.560,0:22:47.360
the national lovers day you're you're good
with that one yeah yeah I'm good with that
0:22:47.360,0:22:54.440
one well okay maybe you'll like this
next one maybe you won't like this
0:22:54.440,0:23:03.240
next one how about this one for you Sean
how about this one National take a chance
0:23:03.240,0:23:14.480
day okay I mean that's todayy are you taking
taking a chance take a chance I don't want
0:23:14.480,0:23:18.960
to take a chance today buddy I'm just going to
go sit here and just sulk in my national lover
0:23:18.960,0:23:26.120
day you know taking a chance you're not like me
you know you're not going to go out there and
0:23:26.120,0:23:32.920
risk it all for just list you know something get
out there and again feel some feel some skin you
0:23:32.920,0:23:39.320
know here tangent random tangent random so over
the weekend wait what was today yeah over the
0:23:39.320,0:23:46.840
weekend I watched a two documentaries one of them
some people may know about or may not know about
0:23:46.840,0:23:53.440
and if you haven't watched it I highly recommend
it because it takes place in in uh yed National
0:23:53.440,0:23:59.320
Park the documentary is called free solo do you
know what that have you you heard of free solo
0:23:59.320,0:24:04.760
you know what that is yeah I've seen that it's
really cool did you see you saw free solo holy
0:24:04.760,0:24:12.160
[ __ ] if if anybody listening to this has never
seen free solo I get it you okay so basically is
0:24:12.160,0:24:18.200
about this really you know famous you know he
doesn't want to be famous he just he just he
0:24:18.200,0:24:24.800
enjoys rock climbing like and he does it to the
highest of levels this guys it's called free solo
0:24:24.800,0:24:30.440
because he does rock climbing you know on this
particular documentary is he did it without any
0:24:30.440,0:24:40.160
ropes no not tied in he scaled I believe it was
um wasn't half doome what was the other it was
0:24:40.160,0:24:47.040
the other ALC cap Al cap I think ALC cap was the
one that he sced and he did this without ropes
0:24:47.040,0:24:52.080
and he did I think it was in like three hours or
something like that he scaled this thing so it's
0:24:52.080,0:24:58.520
a great documentary and everybody should watch
it one because it highlights the assem national
0:24:58.520,0:25:03.560
Park which is pretty awesome and it and it
highlights the individual who does the climbing
0:25:03.560,0:25:11.560
um but what it would take to scale a mountain
or a cliff or you know a face without any ropes
0:25:11.560,0:25:19.480
any climbing gear and just have no fear doing it
that's amazing like I I truly find that like when
0:25:19.480,0:25:25.440
I watch that it it legitimately almost brought a
tear to my eye because what it takes to do that
0:25:25.440,0:25:30.400
the dedication and the appreciation for just cuz
he doesn't want to die obviously he he he wants
0:25:30.400,0:25:36.840
to live but the appreciation for life and beauty
and Adventure that it's just amazing and then the
0:25:36.840,0:25:44.800
way they filmed that documentary it it was was
classic was classic so please do check out um
0:25:44.800,0:25:50.720
free solo because it it it again if you don't like
climbing just get over it turn on for a little bit
0:25:50.720,0:25:58.080
it really is an amazing um uh documentary check
it out yeah I second I second Joshua on that like
0:25:58.080,0:26:03.320
that documentary was [ __ ] amazing like watching
him do it and like the perseverance that he had
0:26:03.320,0:26:08.080
and he kind of like does it nonchalantly too
like without being arrogant about it he's just
0:26:08.080,0:26:14.560
like just climbing up that mountain man he's just
[ __ ] doing it mindset is just going up nothing
0:26:14.560,0:26:19.720
going down like it's [ __ ] crazy so highly
recommend it yeah and it's funny because in
0:26:19.720,0:26:23.240
the middle of that again you guys should watch
it but towards the middle of it they uh before
0:26:23.240,0:26:28.520
he does the climb they actually put him through a
was it one of those CT scans where they put your
0:26:28.520,0:26:35.080
body into like a you know where they they kind of
take pictures of your brain and [ __ ] so they put
0:26:35.080,0:26:39.480
him in there and they lit this thing up and they
were like firing pictures at him and he was just
0:26:39.480,0:26:44.480
kind of his brain was like reacting to things
so obviously it's like a knife or like a gun or
0:26:44.480,0:26:51.800
you know just like all kinds of wild [ __ ] and
they they put his brain next to somebody else's
0:26:51.800,0:26:56.080
just a regular like somebody who would just see
some [ __ ] and be like oh [ __ ] that's that's
0:26:56.080,0:27:02.960
scary or what have you just would react to that
he was just like regular like he his heart his
0:27:02.960,0:27:07.760
brain nothing just nothing skipped a beat and the
doctor was like well there's nothing wrong with
0:27:07.760,0:27:14.360
your brain but in order for you to like have some
crazy reaction some some shit's really got to go
0:27:14.360,0:27:20.200
on and if you watch watch the documentary there's
some real [ __ ] going on with what he's doing on
0:27:20.200,0:27:27.560
that on that climb and he is just like in it and
he is not afraid cuber baby could be a little
0:27:27.560,0:27:34.000
afraid calm you know and you got to look at it you
watching it you'll get the ebgbs I promise like if
0:27:34.000,0:27:38.400
you've ever like sit on a ladder and you're like
oh [ __ ] like this is kind of this I feel weird
0:27:38.400,0:27:42.720
watching that documentary and the way they filmed
it you will get some kind of like you're standing
0:27:42.720,0:27:51.560
on a cliff and it it's it's truly it's truly
amazing truly truly amazing yeah good tangent
0:27:51.560,0:27:58.520
josa good [Laughter] tangent check it out I don't
know I don't know what to say that was great it's
0:27:58.520,0:28:07.240
a good one recommend it nice uh where where were
we at before you sent us on that tangent Joshua
0:28:07.240,0:28:13.680
what what what were we talking about uh we were
talking about the holidays and picnics and [ __ ]
0:28:13.680,0:28:19.680
oh was National yeah it was National take a chance
day uh so you know like I just did I went camping
0:28:19.680,0:28:25.440
you know I just highlighted the documentary free
solo which was nowhere near what this this this
0:28:25.440,0:28:31.560
you know Alex arold is doing you know no near
what he's doing it's pretty [ __ ] amazing I
0:28:31.560,0:28:37.360
have a reason why not to take a chance Joshua the
reason being is that you could go outside and die
0:28:37.360,0:28:42.520
if you take a chance all right that's why there
ain't no risk in it over here on this side baby
0:28:42.520,0:28:47.360
like the only thing that's going to get me is my
own self all right my heart that's what's going
0:28:47.360,0:28:52.560
to get me but I ain't going outside and I ain't
Taking Chances that's that's fair okay I'm going
0:28:52.560,0:29:03.200
out on my own terms baby Burger in my hand that's
fair that yeah drinking my La that's that is that
0:29:03.200,0:29:07.880
is totally acceptable that's the ticket that you
that's the show that you want to watch that's the
0:29:07.880,0:29:13.760
movie theater that you want to buy that bucket of
popcorn to by all means you buy that bottomless
0:29:13.760,0:29:20.080
bucket and you eat that [ __ ] get that butter all
over your mouth smear that [ __ ] from lip to lip
0:29:20.080,0:29:26.600
uh gobble it up that's that's what you're watching
that's what you want do it hey but also on the
0:29:26.600,0:29:32.680
taking a chance thing this is this brings me to
one of the things I wanted to talk about Joshua
0:29:32.680,0:29:38.800
one of the things I want to talk about is what we
ended the last episode on is the eclipse right the
0:29:38.800,0:29:45.960
eclipse happened people enjoyed it up here in
the North or the West Coast um we really didn't
0:29:45.960,0:29:51.880
see the eclipse we saw probably like a partial
of it uh it was partially cloudy as well so we
0:29:51.880,0:30:00.080
really didn't see much um but a few things on this
first thing being if you are one of the people who
0:30:00.080,0:30:08.160
went blind looking at the eclipse ha that's on
you like what are you doing that you're staring
0:30:08.160,0:30:14.760
directly into the sun without any eye protection
on are you that batshit crazy just because the
0:30:14.760,0:30:21.440
sun is being blocked out by the moon doesn't mean
that you can look at the sun still second thing I
0:30:21.440,0:30:30.920
have on this Eclipse Joshua for the love of God
can we stop with the whole the world is going to
0:30:30.920,0:30:38.760
end on X day oh you know what three weeks from now
the world's going to end I'm so sick and tired of
0:30:38.760,0:30:46.040
people saying this over and over and over again
just to be proved absolutely wrong and incorrect
0:30:46.040,0:30:52.040
it's been bugging me since this whole Dam Eclipse
thing happened people have just wanted to just oh
0:30:52.040,0:30:55.720
the world's going to change after the eclipse
the world's going to be different the world's
0:30:55.720,0:30:59.520
over the way you know it blah blah blah we've
stepped into to a parallel [ __ ] Universe I'm
0:30:59.520,0:31:05.800
[ __ ] crazy about it shut the [ __ ] up shut
the [ __ ] up nobody cares nobody cares you're
0:31:05.800,0:31:10.080
going to wake up in the morning you're going to
be a [ __ ] idiot actually you are still a [ __ ]
0:31:10.080,0:31:16.880
idiot you were never just an idiot when you woke
up you were an idiot from birth these are the two
0:31:16.880,0:31:25.080
things that have got me going Joshua like I am
tired of the false apocalyptic predictions and
0:31:25.080,0:31:31.720
I'm tired of people just being stupid in general
bro like Darwin had it right when he said and I
0:31:31.720,0:31:42.080
quote [ __ ] [ __ ] get money like God damn dude
you didn't say that [ __ ] Daren did not say that
0:31:42.080,0:31:47.160
[ __ ] Daren did say that
0:31:47.160,0:31:54.280
[ __ ] don't think Darwin said
that I don't even know [ __ ]
0:31:54.280,0:32:00.880
was the word back then I don't no
bro Ian you have any input on that
0:32:00.880,0:32:08.400
buddy you have any input uh as far
as eclipses go like like how I feel
0:32:08.400,0:32:19.120
about all right well one you're right you
should never look at the sun uh no matter
0:32:19.120,0:32:25.600
if there's eclipse or not or just don't don't
look at the sun cuz you will probably go blind
0:32:25.600,0:32:29.280
or you'll burn little holes in your I'm not I'm
not doctor but you might burn little holes in
0:32:29.280,0:32:34.200
your eye or some [ __ ] and you'll see spots for
the rest of your [ __ ] life um it's not it's not
0:32:34.200,0:32:40.360
a smart thing to do sorry to take you know use
foul language and so be so harsh about it but um
0:32:40.360,0:32:45.920
you know that's why people some of us don't make
it you know like hey let's go play you know tag
0:32:45.920,0:32:50.440
on the freeway you're the same person looking at
the sun without glasses or some [ __ ] like you
0:32:50.440,0:32:57.960
you're you're probably not going to make it you
know you're making bad choices in life so um make
0:32:57.960,0:33:03.040
better choices if you were the person that looked
at the sun without glasses and you went blind like
0:33:03.040,0:33:08.720
just make better choices listen to this podcast
because we have we'll have better advice for you
0:33:08.720,0:33:14.000
than whoever told you to look at the sun um during
an eclipse we are better people than that we'll
0:33:14.000,0:33:22.560
we'll steer you in a better direction umh for sure
I I think eclipses are an amazing thing to be able
0:33:22.560,0:33:26.440
to witness I know they happen I don't know if they
happen all the time but I know there's certain
0:33:26.440,0:33:34.240
places around the the planet it uh you could see
them you know fairly regularly you know I mean I
0:33:34.240,0:33:39.720
I don't know you just got to go to these places
um but I I think it's worth witnessing I don't
0:33:39.720,0:33:48.120
know if I would you know spend $8 you know $100
or $112,000 to fly to Texas or go to Italy or
0:33:48.120,0:33:52.440
somewhere just to see an eclipse I would just make
that part of my vacation or some [ __ ] you know
0:33:52.440,0:33:58.800
I'd make it I would make that an event happening
within um but I I think it's worth seeing if
0:33:58.800,0:34:04.880
you've never seen any Clips why why not you know
give it give it a shot but don't blow your bag on
0:34:04.880,0:34:13.160
going to see one um don't don't do that you know
I agree with you I don't know maybe maybe you know
0:34:13.160,0:34:20.880
maybe just just [ __ ] I don't know don't look at
the sun I I what else can I say don't look at the
0:34:20.880,0:34:32.240
sun the sun be smarter than that yeah be smarter
than that I don't I I don't know anyway Joshua
0:34:32.240,0:34:37.160
that was my rant hey uh what's going on in your
background right now buddy what is that [ __ ] are
0:34:37.160,0:34:42.480
these little aliens are they getting [ __ ] back
there yeah so that's another one of my thought
0:34:42.480,0:34:48.120
up in this wild mind of mine I just you know got
got into my little AI create image Little Portal
0:34:48.120,0:34:50.920
that I like to get into every once in a while
and there yeah there's some aliens back there
0:34:50.920,0:35:00.240
have some drinks um that that was It was supposed
to pay homage to the German beer day but I I like
0:35:00.240,0:35:05.920
to go the weird and wild route so I I went the
route of just you know aliens sitting around
0:35:05.920,0:35:11.920
having a drink cuz I think on some level we're all
aliens you know and some level we all like to sit
0:35:11.920,0:35:18.440
around and have a drink so I just punched a couple
words in came up with that background and uh you
0:35:18.440,0:35:23.320
know that's just kind of what I thought of back
there but you know creatively that's just what I
0:35:23.320,0:35:31.960
came up with so hopefully that looks [ __ ] cool
like that [ __ ] yeah I like it yeah I like it
0:35:31.960,0:35:36.840
all right Joshua let me get on another topic here
let me now that I've cooled down a little bit here
0:35:36.840,0:35:45.640
hey bu your [ __ ] [ __ ] man this is this is
episode 30 Joshua do you realize that you could
0:35:45.640,0:35:56.760
watch one episode a day for 30 [Laughter] days I
know that is for almost a whole month Joshua for
0:35:56.760,0:36:03.440
almost a whole month you could watch us just
do this do this and uh enjoy every minute of
0:36:03.440,0:36:10.560
this whatever this is but with that being said
buddy I was thinking about it I was thinking to
0:36:10.560,0:36:22.880
myself I was like 30 episodes 30 is a big number
you know 30 man 30 dirty 30 and then it dawned
0:36:22.880,0:36:30.840
on me Joshua it dawned on me I was like I got
to come in hot today I got to come in hot with
0:36:30.840,0:36:41.200
a few topics that get me hot you know because you
know 30 30 dirty 30 um dirty topics right okay so
0:36:41.200,0:36:45.600
okay Jos I'm I'm with you I'm following you along
I'm following the you're you're trickling you're
0:36:45.600,0:36:53.800
drip feeding it I am following you 100% I pass 30
a long time ago I'm all dripped out you know you
0:36:53.800,0:37:00.120
ain't get no more drip out of me okay that drips
a lot that 30-year-old drip you know they're 100y
0:37:00.120,0:37:08.400
old freaking dust now whatever the [ __ ] you know
the drips are gone what do you got so here is one
0:37:08.400,0:37:17.360
thing that I thought would be presump or would be
good to talk about on the 30 dirty 30 can we talk
0:37:17.360,0:37:28.160
about public bathrooms Joshua public restrooms
in America are some of the most disgusting vile
0:37:28.160,0:37:36.320
places on the planet Earth the reason I say this
is because as a person who travels on this uh on
0:37:36.320,0:37:43.080
the couch uh and surfs through multicultures did
you say you traveled on the couch sorry interrup
0:37:43.080,0:37:48.040
you I travel on the couch yeah yeah you sit
you basically sit down put a YouTube video on
0:37:48.040,0:37:52.720
and then you go to wherever you want China Tokyo
got it that's okay I've been to a lot of places
0:37:52.720,0:38:01.080
on the couch buddy in these countries they have
so of the nicest public restrooms my guy like
0:38:01.080,0:38:08.920
I'm talking like like high-end five-star like
hotel level bathrooms that you can just get off
0:38:08.920,0:38:15.760
into like the Metro at and I'm like why don't we
have this kind of stuff here in America like what
0:38:15.760,0:38:21.880
like we're supposed to be this [ __ ] Rah R best
country in the [ __ ] world right yeah we can't we
0:38:21.880,0:38:27.640
can't even [ __ ] have public restrooms that don't
get covered in [ __ ] like what what the [ __ ]
0:38:27.640,0:38:32.760
is our infrastructure here like I don't know
man like this is something that just like I
0:38:32.760,0:38:38.000
think about on occasion when I have to take a
piss and I'm in the middle of the [ __ ] like
0:38:38.000,0:38:44.720
downtown and [ __ ] smells like piss [ __ ] shit's
on the [ __ ] ceiling it's like what what is going
0:38:44.720,0:38:54.120
on here what is going on so that was one thing I
wanted to bring up on here [ __ ] restrooms the
0:38:54.120,0:39:01.720
second thing I wanted to bring up Joshua Fair the
second thing I wanted to bring up up here is how
0:39:01.720,0:39:10.840
do I even explain this how do I go about saying
this without without too much controversy here um
0:39:10.840,0:39:17.520
I don't know I guess the way you can just say it
is what is with all the [ __ ] boy cologne like
0:39:17.520,0:39:26.400
I'm talking like Old Spice acts like these heavily
like scented like [ __ ] uh body spray [ __ ] like
0:39:26.400,0:39:31.240
this it's all making a comp back recently and it's
bugging the [ __ ] out of me bro like I don't know
0:39:31.240,0:39:37.560
if I'm just getting older and it's like my nose is
more sensitive to to just smelling [ __ ] but if
0:39:37.560,0:39:48.080
I'm at a restaurant and you walk past me and you
smell like you just took a bath in Old Spice like
0:39:48.080,0:39:52.840
what are you doing with your life bro like who are
you trying to impress I'll tell you right now it
0:39:52.840,0:39:57.960
better be somebody who can't smell call shout out
to back to the episodes uh whatever that disease
0:39:57.960,0:40:04.080
was where you can't smell anything like I hope
that's what you have because you offend buddy
0:40:04.080,0:40:09.320
you offend and it's disgusting those were these
were just some of the things I thought about
0:40:09.320,0:40:16.960
josua all right that's it it's all I got all I
got just want to get that off I mean you make
0:40:16.960,0:40:23.960
you make solid points all around I you know
me I'm always going to sit here listen to you
0:40:23.960,0:40:32.000
I'll listen to anybody who wants to talk I I'm
I'm a sponge I'm a sponge you know so I I'm I
0:40:32.000,0:40:39.600
I have a similar thing with public bathrooms I
think public bathrooms around I I don't know I
0:40:39.600,0:40:43.120
haven't been to too many countries so I can't
I can't I don't want I don't want to YouTube
0:40:43.120,0:40:48.400
public bathrooms because that just will bring up
a [ __ ] storm no pun intended it'll just bring
0:40:48.400,0:40:53.480
up like a whole lot of just kind of wild stuff
um don't want to go on Reddit it's probably not
0:40:53.480,0:40:58.880
a good place to do that either or some of these
Play It's just probably not good but I'm going
0:40:58.880,0:41:05.840
to take your word at it that that maybe where
we live in this this local place um bathrooms
0:41:05.840,0:41:16.120
are a little nasty but I I never understood
why toilet paper after being you know wiped
0:41:16.120,0:41:22.760
you know in the in the nether regions uh end up
on the side of the toilet and not in the toilet
0:41:22.760,0:41:30.840
poo poo on on toilet paper poo or whatever you're
wiping up I mean it could be your [ __ ] Tow Jam
0:41:30.840,0:41:37.360
could be your what whatever you're wiping up
most of the time it's some brown black chunky
0:41:37.360,0:41:45.160
something on paper sitting next to a toilet um
yeah that goes in the toilet everybody this is
0:41:45.160,0:41:52.880
a PSA I agree with Sean you know that needs
to go in the toilet um so oh you're talking
0:41:52.880,0:41:57.160
like when they put it into like the little like
the little garbage bag you're talking like when
0:41:57.160,0:42:01.560
when it goes on the side not like when it lands
on the side of the toilet like you're talking
0:42:01.560,0:42:08.040
about when it goes into like a little basket
like a little garbage bag like that no I'm I'm
0:42:08.040,0:42:14.600
talking about just just legitimate there it just
ends up on the tile right next to the toilet you
0:42:14.600,0:42:25.280
know oh got it got it okay that's what I'm talking
about I mean I don't want to turn this into a poo
0:42:25.280,0:42:31.720
thing cuz nobody wants to listen to poo for 10
minutes but I agree with Sean yes we need to maybe
0:42:31.720,0:42:37.400
put a sign up right next to the [ __ ] toilet it
says if your toilet paper looks like this when
0:42:37.400,0:42:46.320
you're done with it it goes down there it doesn't
go over here we can make a sign if we can make
0:42:46.320,0:42:52.680
a sign over the [ __ ] sink that says wash your
hands for SEC you know wash your thumbs if we're
0:42:52.680,0:43:00.160
that courteous over the sink why can we not put
in the bathroom if your paper looks like this it
0:43:00.160,0:43:08.560
goes right you know it goes there that's all I'm
going to say about freaking poo paper goes there
0:43:08.560,0:43:16.600
um I and your cologne you know the whole cologne
thing um I kind of I do agree with you I mean just
0:43:16.600,0:43:20.880
go a little bit lighter on the cologne you know
cologne's expensive I don't care if it's brute
0:43:20.880,0:43:24.840
and it cost you five bucks doesn't mean you got
to pour half the bottle on yourself you know you
0:43:24.840,0:43:28.600
got to a good you know a good deal at Target or
some sh [ __ ] you don't got to you don't got to
0:43:28.600,0:43:33.120
bathe in it um just make it mysterious you know
what I mean you're going to put you're going to
0:43:33.120,0:43:39.880
put a little bit of that on you make somebody have
to get closer to you to be able to smell it like
0:43:39.880,0:43:46.200
that's the whole reason a cologne is is for the
intimacy to get close to somebody like you know
0:43:46.200,0:43:51.080
what I mean it draws it draws you in you know
like like a flower you know what I mean like oh
0:43:51.080,0:43:58.400
what's that it brings it brings you in if I could
smell you male female whatever you identify is if
0:43:58.400,0:44:04.120
I can smell you 10 minutes after you left the
room I'm [ __ ] not going to hang out with you
0:44:04.120,0:44:09.000
cuz you're going to sit in my car you're going
to [ __ ] smell just like fast food does when
0:44:09.000,0:44:14.840
your [ __ ] the bag's not there 3 days later
you're like how come still smells like [ __ ]
0:44:14.840,0:44:19.920
you know what I mean if you still if you're making
my car smell two hours after you [ __ ] were in it
0:44:19.920,0:44:28.080
you're riding in the trunk okay you're [ __ ] not
sitting in the front seat I'm buying a truck just
0:44:28.080,0:44:34.080
letting you know you're [ __ ] right in the back
you're not getting in my car that's [ __ ] great
0:44:34.080,0:44:41.280
you know that's [ __ ] so I agree with you Sean
don't put too much cologne on [ __ ] boy regular
0:44:41.280,0:44:50.240
boy whatever you identify as just make it intimate
make me want to get close to you to to smell it
0:44:50.240,0:44:55.840
you know I want to get close to you I want I want
to get girl I want to I want to slide in to that
0:44:55.840,0:45:00.160
brand new thong you just or whatever it is you
know what I mean I I want to be able to get close
0:45:00.160,0:45:07.520
to that I don't I don't want to smell that that
that Rusty [ __ ] leftover something that's been
0:45:07.520,0:45:13.640
there for two weeks cuz it's now it's festering
like just let me get in there first let me smell
0:45:13.640,0:45:22.400
it when I get there you know Jesus Joshua all
right we got to move on from this hey so um last
0:45:22.400,0:45:29.200
week we talked about uh we got the footage you
sent me the footage uh for the uh your little Camp
0:45:29.200,0:45:33.760
your little road trip adventure I have all that
footage I've been editing the footage Joshua saw
0:45:33.760,0:45:39.440
a little test piece uh that I put together which
uh by the way Joshua I changed a fair amount of
0:45:39.440,0:45:45.000
that because I was not happy with it um I wanted
to bring something up in this episode because I
0:45:45.000,0:45:50.120
don't want to get too far away from it as we go
on further into the weeks and stuff like that uh
0:45:50.120,0:45:58.320
Joshua had a uh Easter egg that he uh put out into
the world right and I want to get this out as soon
0:45:58.320,0:46:08.680
as possible so I put together this morning an edit
uh of that Easter egg and Joshua hasn't seen it uh
0:46:08.680,0:46:14.120
and I don't think I spoil too much in this other
than giving people an idea of the location I don't
0:46:14.120,0:46:18.880
show what is in the Easter egg even though Joshua
did film that part uh if you want to know what's
0:46:18.880,0:46:22.560
in the Easter egg it'll be out in the full video
so in the full episode and right now that video
0:46:22.560,0:46:26.920
is probably going to be about 25 minutes long
uh considering Joshua filmed a lot of things
0:46:27.560,0:46:33.080
uh and all of them were pretty interesting so
with that being said uh Joshua I'm going to
0:46:33.080,0:46:37.920
share my screen for the people and for you uh
and I want to watch this together it should be
0:46:37.920,0:46:45.320
about maybe 2 minutes long um now I don't know so
you and I are recording here but uh I'll in post
0:46:45.320,0:46:51.080
I'll have Mia put this up as like a an actual
like she'll just cut the video in uh because I
0:46:51.080,0:46:56.840
don't know how delayed we're going to be on it so
I'll go ahead and share my screen with you buddy
0:46:57.720,0:47:07.280
uh let me know when you can see it I'm nervous I'm
nervous oh oh wait who is that guy who's that guy
0:47:07.280,0:47:15.560
right there Dam that guy get him out of here get
him out of here guys nobody wants to look at that
0:47:15.560,0:47:21.440
guy uh get him out of here so I will go ahead
and play this Josh I'm just gonna count us in
0:47:21.440,0:47:27.480
uh one two three I know that we're kind of on a
delay right now so uh when you hear me do three I
0:47:27.480,0:47:34.520
pushed play and then Mia you can go ahead and just
cut it into there so on the count of three 1 2 3
0:47:34.520,0:47:40.160
all right everybody last day of the trip actually
up here in Utah this is the last day of the trip
0:47:40.160,0:47:45.480
we got a couple more things to do but uh before
we get out of here I thought I'd leave a little
0:47:45.480,0:47:52.600
Easter egg for everybody who likes to get out and
see the world Adventure a little bit so if you
0:47:52.600,0:48:47.741
find yourself in this spot I left you a little a
little gift you could say little surprise [Music]
0:48:47.741,0:49:11.720
[Music]
0:49:11.720,0:49:14.040
everybody go for
0:49:14.040,0:49:27.280
rattlesnakes don't get caught in there but
you're [Music] lucky you'll be here when it shows
0:49:27.280,0:49:35.280
up good luck everybody good
0:49:35.280,0:49:43.840
luck so there you go Joshua how do you uh how'd
you feel about that first of all could you hear
0:49:43.840,0:49:52.520
any that I'm a little upset that I I'm a little
upset that I didn't bring my limited edition
0:49:52.520,0:49:58.160
popcorn and I'm a little bummed out that I saw
some people the back still sleeping when that
0:49:58.160,0:50:06.080
was going on um so for you back there you fail in
the class you're not you're not passing the class
0:50:06.080,0:50:11.880
but for you up front for the people who made it
to the front and you saw that clip I don't know
0:50:11.880,0:50:18.160
if you heard it but if you saw it you know that
that takes a lot of work to get up there you
0:50:18.160,0:50:26.760
know that that you know doing that is not easy you
know I by far am not any kind of you know sitting
0:50:26.760,0:50:31.000
on the camera guy you know so this is this
it might you know 30th episode this might be
0:50:31.000,0:50:38.360
surprising to you me saying this but being out
there um it it was tricky to take the footage
0:50:38.360,0:50:42.440
um I don't know how if many of you listening this
have ever tried to take footage or whatever you
0:50:42.440,0:50:48.760
know doing these kinds of things but um but it was
fun you know I'm glad I did it because when you
0:50:48.760,0:50:53.440
capture those moments in life um they're going
to they're they're going to cement themselves
0:50:53.440,0:50:59.000
because now you have them digitally you can back
them up on hard drives there's clouds um because
0:50:59.000,0:51:03.560
if you ask me what was the color of the dirt you
know what did it smell like or what you know if
0:51:03.560,0:51:07.960
you start asking me all these intimate questions
like what did The Rock sound like when you stepped
0:51:07.960,0:51:13.720
on it like how am I supposed to remember that
when I don't even remember half of my day at
0:51:13.720,0:51:23.080
work today like so I I'm super super happy that
I have you know have a a friend like Sean and
0:51:23.080,0:51:28.240
friends like you watching you know I know most of
the people watching um that I could I could share
0:51:28.240,0:51:32.840
this with you guys but you should you should all
do the same thing if you get out there with your
0:51:32.840,0:51:39.240
family your kids your friends whatever your Advent
you know capture these moments because someday you
0:51:39.240,0:51:43.040
know I don't mean to get all you know emotional or
whatever about this whole thing but someday we're
0:51:43.040,0:51:49.880
going to be gone and someday you know people are
going to look back and like like they're going to
0:51:49.880,0:51:56.680
want memories right um so capture these moments
everybody because they're special and I'm glad
0:51:56.680,0:52:01.200
was able to share that with you and like like I'm
glad Sean was able to put that together um because
0:52:01.200,0:52:09.360
it's great I I could have not done anything close
to that so thank you Sean that was that was great
0:52:09.360,0:52:15.840
you're welcome appreciate that hey uh so um I'm
working on finishing the whole entire episode
0:52:15.840,0:52:22.920
for it uh it'll be just a standalone piece um
I'm hopefully getting it done within the next
0:52:22.920,0:52:28.320
two weeks here like I said it's a lot of footage
uh but I'm slowly getting it done uh and all the
0:52:28.320,0:52:37.920
music that you hear is being arranged by myself
here so it's pretty much just us so Hand arranged
0:52:37.920,0:52:44.320
hand edited it's all fun like um really excited
for the final product I know like I said before
0:52:44.320,0:52:48.560
Joshua saw a little bit of it and I think it's
going to come out pretty good so thank you Joshua
0:52:48.560,0:52:54.280
for going out there and doing that and saving me
the trouble so I appreciate that uh but let's move
0:52:54.280,0:52:59.080
on now there's going to be more of that there's
gonna there's GNA be more of that sorry to interr
0:52:59.080,0:53:04.880
up you Sean but there's gon to be there's going to
be more this is this is just the tip of what's to
0:53:04.880,0:53:10.680
come this is only the 30th episode there's way
more to come everybody um so be on the lookout
0:53:10.680,0:53:17.440
for that it's just the beginning and I for don't
think I mentioned but uh we'll post that on social
0:53:17.440,0:53:23.800
so uh people want to try to Treasure Hunt is the
whole purpose of this um I think I left you enough
0:53:23.800,0:53:28.640
clues in there to kind of figure out where they
are uh and if you need even more clues wait until
0:53:28.640,0:53:33.080
the final cut of that and you'll get a a better
idea of where they are so you can go out there
0:53:33.080,0:53:38.400
and try to treasure hunt that stuff uh but let's
move on JRA do you have any fun finds today for us
0:53:38.400,0:53:48.920
buddy I do have a fun find and I kind of you know
I was going to hold off on this one right here
0:53:48.920,0:53:55.400
but I'm so freaking interested in what's inside
this thing I usually leave these little kind of
0:53:55.400,0:54:01.480
reveals for your you know your little side of
the world right here but when you know before
0:54:01.480,0:54:08.600
that trip before we left on that trip we took
a visit to Funko uh the actual headquarters the
0:54:08.600,0:54:14.760
store whatever it was like we took a trip there um
and I bought something that I've been waiting to
0:54:14.760,0:54:20.600
open I've been waiting and waiting and waiting
and waiting and uh I know last week I gave you
0:54:20.600,0:54:24.200
the option between one two and three this week
you're not even going to get to pick a number
0:54:24.200,0:54:32.240
I'm picking your number for you um so that's fine
go for it this is what I with this this is my fun
0:54:32.240,0:54:38.600
find or fun buy whatever you want to categorize
it as um Sean helped me pick this out sea usually
0:54:38.600,0:54:44.120
has pretty good luck with this [ __ ] so no I
don't I'm hoping don't put this on me inside
0:54:44.120,0:54:51.640
this inside this little and I love Ghostbusters by
the way I love Ghostbusters so I really hope cuz
0:54:51.640,0:54:55.080
again you can see this is sealed it's kind of hard
to see with the lighting and everything but this
0:54:55.080,0:55:02.440
is still Factory WRA and I guess you can get some
kind of Chase or something inside here that I'm I
0:55:02.440,0:55:07.960
really I really really want to get if I don't get
it whatever butam I'm excited to see what's inside
0:55:07.960,0:55:14.360
because I've been waiting you know since the trip
okay let's get into this thing man I really hope
0:55:14.360,0:55:20.520
it's I really really hope it's the Ghostbusters
uh I think it's supposed to be a burnt one I
0:55:20.520,0:55:24.760
don't know you know not the not the regular
State bu I hope so too buddy fingers crossed
0:55:24.760,0:55:31.240
it's going to be I can feel it let's see let's
see I'm just going to reveal this like a movie
0:55:31.240,0:55:43.320
would oh man it's I mean it's still [ __ ]
cool dude but it it's the regular little
0:55:43.320,0:55:49.000
puffy it's the regular puffy um let
me get this out of here oh man you
0:55:49.000,0:55:52.200
know what that just means josua I'm
going to send you another one D damn
0:55:52.200,0:55:56.240
it get this out of here
0:55:57.400,0:56:03.160
all right everybody if you like Ghostbusters it
has ID look at this little guy he's so cute so
0:56:03.160,0:56:12.440
freaking um the weight on this too I mean the
quality of it's pretty badass um but yeah so this
0:56:12.440,0:56:18.360
is my little fun treasure it you know I think
most of these come with little uh it's like a
0:56:18.360,0:56:24.920
little it's it's like a cool little card you know
but yeah if if uh somebody wants to have fun and
0:56:24.920,0:56:30.760
have US Open more of these up we'll certainly do
that for you but this is my fun find I think it's
0:56:30.760,0:56:36.160
[ __ ] awesome it's going to go in the background
somewhere uh but that's what I have for all you
0:56:36.160,0:56:41.400
guys that's what I got my little fun find or fun
buy nice Joshua thank you for sharing uh you know
0:56:41.400,0:56:44.960
what because I feel so bad Josh I'm going to send
you another one I'm going to send you one in the
0:56:44.960,0:56:49.680
mail uh so get ready for that I don't know when
it'll get there but it'll get there for you buddy
0:56:49.680,0:56:56.480
uh but let's go ahead and let's let's open up um
yeah our unboxing here so for the last few weeks
0:56:56.480,0:57:01.200
uh for those of you who who do not remember or
for those of you who did not pay attention or for
0:57:01.200,0:57:06.920
those of you who just are joining us uh we've been
opening up these Universal monster figures that I
0:57:06.920,0:57:15.840
got at a place called pop Mart uh the place again
is called pop Mart uh they are uh they just opened
0:57:15.840,0:57:21.200
a store here in Seattle and uh these were one
of the things that I really wanted and so we're
0:57:21.200,0:57:26.240
going for the whole set here so I bought a whole
bunch of them in hopes that we get the whole set
0:57:26.240,0:57:32.880
so far we're doing pretty well uh no dupes yet
so uh knock on wood hopefully no dupes continue
0:57:32.880,0:57:38.960
uh but anyways we're going to go open this week's
Universal monsters so this is kind of the package
0:57:38.960,0:57:45.560
here uh but I was not prepared to open this one
so I wasn't ready for the the tear as you do
0:57:45.560,0:57:57.560
Joshua let's go let's go let's go come on Sean
once again don't eat this is poo poo so you just
0:57:57.560,0:58:06.440
move on from that and what's always first Joshua
that's right my boy it's the chair my guy it's
0:58:06.440,0:58:11.760
the it's the chair the chair is always first and
we have some cool things here check this out we
0:58:11.760,0:58:18.520
have a a thing of logger it's like a little thing
of logger and uh you can't can you see it it's a
0:58:18.520,0:58:25.360
bow a crossbow pretty [ __ ] sick and for those
of you who know all right accessories that gives
0:58:25.360,0:58:35.800
it a little spoiler accessories at that yeah
go and just [ __ ] open this all right here we
0:58:35.800,0:58:47.040
go oh there he is look at him look at that
man I believe this is Van heling uh if I'm
0:58:47.040,0:58:56.040
not mistaken let's see give you his little uh
yep van Hing there he is with his little card
0:58:56.960,0:59:04.080
there is Boom go ahead and put him in his
little chair here pretty [ __ ] cool buddy
0:59:04.080,0:59:09.920
pretty [ __ ] cool I can dig it I I I love
those little things I mean I'm I'm hopping
0:59:09.920,0:59:14.400
on it I'm getting the same thing you know
I'm I'm I'm getting on this little little
0:59:14.400,0:59:20.520
trinket thing this is fun let's go yeah
I'm opening up his uh his little logger
0:59:20.520,0:59:29.520
here look at this look at this little look at
that little ER F what is what is this a beer for
0:59:29.520,0:59:41.680
ants it's funny just open up open
up his little crossbow here look
0:59:41.680,0:59:45.560
at this look at this [ __ ] look at
that look at that quality man just
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[ __ ] [ __ ] Sensational buddy Sensational
and if I'm not mistaken Ben Hing a uh
0:59:57.120,1:00:03.720
I was going to say if I'm not mistaken
wasn't van Hing a Vampire Slayer yeah yes
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he was probably the greatest Vampire Slayer in the
1:00:07.640,1:00:14.560
world the only I'm having such a hard time
trying to put the [ __ ] onto his little
1:00:14.560,1:00:21.120
arms and [ __ ] it's not going as planned
um it's hard man they make this [ __ ]
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difficult I mean what are you going to do
yeah it's not it's not happening it's not
1:00:29.000,1:00:34.520
it's yeah this it's not happening everybody
I I tried I tried my best there you go there
1:00:34.520,1:00:42.440
he's he's in his chair just pretend all this
is in his hands you know Joshua I know we're
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going kind of long but you know we'll make it
up uh we're making up for last week uh I know
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you have a few fortunes left I want to leave
people with a fortune and uh and some lucky
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numbers so what do you got left back there know
we got those toxic cookies yeah I do got I got
1:01:00.320,1:01:07.000
I still do got toxic oh [ __ ] one of these I oh
[ __ ] it's all over the table oh my gosh son of
1:01:07.000,1:01:12.800
a [ __ ] I threw one of these that was like
open still and it just all over my dust now
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son of a [ __ ] all right toxic cookie number I
got two toxics left two toxic cookies left all
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right let's crush it up let's get into it toxic
cookie Fortune for April 23rd 2024 is here we go
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your imagination brings great joy to those around
you what do you know wow that's actually that's
1:01:46.800,1:01:55.840
a good fortune I mean again none of these
are fortunes but I like it it's really nice
1:01:56.680,1:02:00.800
I think I think it's I think it's fitting for
the both of us you know I'm GNA give it two
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one more time because I always read these things
twice um literacy is at the highest Mark in my
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uh uh my chart here so I I got to read it one
more time words I got to practice let's give
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it to you for your fortune on April 23rd 2024 is
your imagination brings great joy to those around
1:02:23.400,1:02:31.480
you not just me you too every buddy use your
imagination it's a great thing that's beautiful
1:02:31.480,1:02:37.160
that's a good one and as always we're just giving
you your lucky numbers just generated off a thing
1:02:37.160,1:02:45.360
Joshua give me a number between one and five I'll
go ahead and push the button four all right four
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times one two three four all right here are
your lucky numbers for the week 8 18 28 30
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32 38 40 once again for the people in the back
that need to wake up your lucky numbers are 8
1:03:07.920,1:03:20.360
18 28 30 32 38 and 40 there you go buddy all the
lucky numbers in the world couldn't save you but
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yeah and I think uh with that being said Joshua
I think we're pretty much done here buddy do you
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have any uh final things to say anything to get
off your chest I know I got a bunch off my chest
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today the the final thing I have to say is because
I did miss it earlier today on this day in history
1:03:43.400,1:03:55.880
on April 23rd the first YouTube video was actually
posted the 18c clip me at the zoo shows co-founder
1:03:55.880,1:04:08.080
Jude car Carman car km at the San Diego Zoo it
has been viewed more than 133 million times so
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there you go everybody thank you YouTube
thank you that guy because today is our
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30th episode and we couldn't have done it
without the very first one being posted so
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thank you thank you thank you YouTube for
being able to make this happen and thank
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you everybody who's watching listening and uh
be on the lookout for those Treasures mate go
1:04:26.640,1:04:33.840
out and go out and travel a little bit let's
go hey and just for the record uh I was able
1:04:33.840,1:04:56.040
to put them on so it did work and I dropped it
congratulations anyways see you guys later deuces
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n
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