Sorry For The Delay | EP.80
Chapters
00:00Celebrating 80 Episodes
08:04What's in Your Cup?
16:03Pet Peeves: Flossing at the Table
19:14Wieners and Nature's Reality
24:49The Duality of Zoos
26:48The Dual Nature of Zoos
29:49AI Music and Creative Expression
36:16Cannabis Corner: CBD Drinks and Their Effects
40:00Philosophical Questions: Soap and Ice Cubes
43:59Existential Thoughts: Alien Life vs. Galactic Loneliness
46:30Reflections on 80 Episodes
52:49Fun Finds and Fortunes
Sound Bites
"Ketchup is not a smoothie."
"Nature doesn't cuddle."
"Zoos are educational but can be sad."
"AI music is an epic experience."
"CBD drinks can be found in grocery stores."
"Is soap dirty if dropped on the floor?"
"Galactic loneliness is scarier than alien life."
"We're not alone; we're all aliens."
"Creativity is a passion I've discovered."
"We don't care about metrics; we just have fun."
"80 episodes of this wonderful podcast."
"Why was the new knife amazing?"
Transcript
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (01:17.998)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. Joshua, this is episode 80. Congratulations, my guy. We made it 80 episodes into this thing. How are you doing this week, my dude?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (01:38.821)
Yeah 80s. mean 80s a big number. You know if you think about it like it's kind of a blessing in disguise. You know reaching 80 episodes and you know everybody here with us has that has made it to you know with us to 80. It's pretty it's a pretty big freaking number man. So it's nice to be here with you. It's nice to be here with the listeners and the watchers viewers voyeurs whatever whatever you're into. Yeah exactly.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (02:01.946)
the Watchers. kinky. Yeah, Voyeurs. Little Voyeurs over there.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (02:09.021)
But yeah, no, I feel good. We should warn. Is it a warning? I don't know if it's a warning, but this is another night episode. you know, things kind of get a little freaky. Yeah, and we got some topics here. I have to let the listeners and the viewers know Sean. Some of these topics Sean does not know about. we... know, Sean, it's not... Yeah. So it could get a little silly.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (02:17.314)
Yeah, it is. Late Night Pod.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (02:29.326)
I was not informed of any of the topics, so we'll see.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (02:37.179)
And there's a reason why I have this thing in the background. See how it says warning my sense of humor may offend or may hurt your feelings. just now, well, dude, I got this thing on my people don't see the thing that you put up on the screen on the bottom left hand corner. It covers what I'm trying to read on screen. Yeah. So I have to look back that way to read it.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (02:45.262)
You can't even read a sign everybody. That's the kind of night we're starting out with.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (02:54.3)
yeah, yeah, nobody sees that.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (02:59.15)
I mean, a little inside baseball here. When Joshua and I record these things, there's a little name engravings that we can change the names of whoever's on here. And I always change it for the episode. And today's Bigfoot theme. And I'll just leave it at that. Mia, if you want to put a screenshot of the names, you can do that and go for it. Anyways, Joshua, like every week, buddy, what's in your cup? What are you drinking on this 80th episode?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (03:15.388)
Yeah.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (03:22.503)
Yeah, but that was, yeah.
Well, if you were, if you're with us, if you're with us last week, I'm, I'm on, we're in the month. Well, the listeners, you know, them too. if you, if you listened or watched last week, you know, I'm on this, this kick of green cause it's the month of green and, I I'm, you know, trying to be healthy. So once again, I am what's in my cup. It is the mystery, not mystery, but, there's green juice, man. This says the green goop.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (03:31.054)
I was with us last week. was here.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (03:54.488)
Green goop, yeah.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (03:56.637)
that has nothing but good stuff for you. I rattled off a bunch of ingredients last week. I threw away the paper so I totally forgot what's in this green drink. But once again, it's just delicious. It's good for you. It's good for your mind. good for your body. It's good for health. Or so they say, it's a bunch of powder. So who really knows? But seems to be doing my body good. So that is what's in my cup. What?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (04:19.468)
know? How do know that it's doing your body good, Joshua? Like, where are you basing these metrics off of? You know, like, where are the where's the facts? You know, like, where's your caloric intake? You know, where's your where's your energy drop? Like, where's I want to see cold hard facts that what you are drinking in that cup is actually physically helping you.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (04:33.885)
I'm
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (04:42.609)
Well, I mean, did have blood work done a while ago, you know, a few weeks back and everything was green. So I figure if that was green, why not put more green into my body? So, I mean, let's keep it green, man.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (04:46.702)
Yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (04:55.64)
That's how it works, and gentlemen. That's how it works. All right. Anyway, sorry.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (04:59.239)
So yeah, pineapples and berries, it's got a bunch of shit in here, so that's what I got in here. But like I said last week, I also do have a mystery drink. I got a mystery drink, but you gotta get.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (05:09.24)
Yeah. Is it a mystery? Because we you revealed it last week. So like, is it really a mystery? Unless it's a different mystery drink.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (05:16.657)
Yeah, I mean it is. No, it's it's a mystery because you don't know what's in it and I'll reveal this later on in the episode. What is in this cup?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (05:26.286)
Episode 80 feels like it's just episode 79, take two.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (05:31.313)
I mean it could be, it could be, but it's something different. Shit. I mean, cheers to this drink.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (05:38.042)
shit buddy, cheers man, hey that's You should put some buccanas in that to get that real pineapple flavor going. Yeah you are, yeah we all know what's in that cup if you listened last week. But Joshua for whatever reason wants to just hold on to that secret. Anyways, Joshua I got cups too. I got two cups, that's what I'm drinking. The first cup.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (05:39.633)
Which tastes like a whole lot of drink or a lot of green actually
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (05:46.877)
But this is the one I'm really excited about this this mystery drink right here. This is the one I'm really excited about
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (05:56.551)
Maybe you do, maybe you don't.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (06:07.77)
Is just i'm going back on my ciders going back on my ciders. just inclined cider the tropics real good. Love this one. It tastes like tropical I don't know how else to describe that. I mean I could but i'm not Just tastes tropical go back the fucking months ago. I talked about it and you'll see it. but the second thing I have joshua Is a shipwreck. I made another shipwreck. I think we did this I made this in one of our valentine's day episodes
maybe, or it like, it was one of our special episodes. Check, go through the list of tens, right? 80, 70, 60, 50, whatever. It's in one of those episodes. It's basically just a copycat of a drink that they make at Trader Sam's, which is called a shipwreck, which is basically just lemons, mint, some simple syrup and bourbon. That's all it is. So that's all I'm drinking.
But it's like a triple shot, Joshua. There's like 16 shots and there's half a bottle. There's a liter of liquor in here. Maybe.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (07:10.075)
Maybe, yeah. You know what, I think it would be a cool thing for the website. I think we should just start posting all the recipes for all these drinks that we do. Could be fun.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (07:13.456)
delicious.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (07:19.362)
We could, we could, yeah, if you have 16 hours or 80 hours of your time to go and grab all those recipes that we've done, feel free.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (07:31.85)
I mean, hey, that's what AI is for, right? I geez, it's not like you do all of it anyways. Come on, let's be honest. Go on. Shit.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (07:35.022)
Maybe, I guess. I guess we could. I guess I could have AI write a script to pull it. I don't know. I'll figure that out. That sounds easy. We'll figure that shit out. Anyways, Joshua. Hey, 80 episodes, my dude, 80 episodes. I know we got a lot to cover, but I just want to say right off the bat, I am so happy that we've made it to 80 episodes because that means I only have 21 more episodes of this and I'm done.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (07:45.341)
Yeah, buddy.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (08:03.005)
Jesus.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (08:04.674)
I'm retiring. I'm gonna go out like the superstar I am, episode 101, because I gave you that extra one episode. So I just wanna say thank you to everybody watching and listening. I appreciate it. I hope Joshua finds a new host. I think I have some candidates that he could possibly integrate into here. Joshua, thank you. Thank you so much for letting me be a part of this. Yeah, appreciate that. Anyways, you wanna move on to the chat with this now, buddy?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (08:27.367)
You're welcome, you're welcome. Yeah, you're very welcome.
I mean, every day Sean wakes up, it's kind of a miracle anyway, so the fact that he's made it like 80, this is like a miracle and a blessing anyways. hey, so what he's saying is, what he's saying is stay tuned for every episode, because who knows if he's even gonna make it to 101, I that's what he's really saying, everybody. He's not, yeah, yeah, he's not even guaranteeing he's gonna make it that far, is what he just said.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (08:36.366)
Mmm.
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, you know? I mean, ever since my sleep apnea machine, it's perfect.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (08:51.48)
That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying.
Listen, if one of these days just happens to come out where the voice that you're hearing now is not announcing the episode, then you know what happened. I'm gone. Gonzo. I'm with the flowers. I'm in that dog house in the sky. I think that's what the kids still say. I'm swimming with the pescados. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Probably.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (09:18.276)
swimming with the fishes?
Sean's a pirate guy, so he'd probably on a boat. He'd be with the fishes. Yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (09:26.382)
Hey, wait, Joshua, before we get to the chat with us, and before I finish my bit here, the last episode had a few comments that I want to address, unless you were going to address them in the chat with this section, were you gonna address those comments? Okay, cool, all right. Let me address the two comments that were posted on here by a lovely listener. Thank you so much, we appreciate you. The first question, well, the first comment was,
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (09:38.173)
No, no, take us away.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (09:56.558)
Ketchup is not a smoothie. Ketchup is cooked and seasoned. Smoothies are raw. Joshua, do you agree with that statement?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (10:06.865)
that smoothies are what like raw or what part of
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (10:09.57)
Yeah, smoothies are rough. the topic was last week, Joshua, was the question you asked me was, is ketchup a smoothie? Because tomatoes are fruits, right?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (10:15.421)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (10:20.493)
No, I don't think ketchup is a smoothie. I don't think it.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (10:24.61)
And would you agree with the statement of, it's not a smoothie because it's cooked and seasoned?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (10:31.535)
No, not necessarily. Not necessarily. mean, I just don't see ketchup as the type of thing that you... I mean, I guess you could use it as an ingredient because smoothies are made up of a bunch of different ingredients. So maybe you could use it as an ingredient. But if you just put ice in that bitch and blend it up and just drink it the way it is, it's going to be a pretty fucked up smoothie. So, sure, you could do it. But I don't know. I don't know who's buying it if you're putting it on the menu.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (10:33.486)
OK.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (10:52.696)
Jesus. Yeah, yeah.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (10:58.727)
You know what I mean? Like pour a ketchup smoothie all over your fucking wiener. You know what I mean? Your hot dog. Yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (10:59.448)
Very true, very true.
Excuse me. So this, got me thinking, Joshua. You, you've been to like a Jamba or a Jamba juice, right? Okay. In those smoothies, right? Because they call them smoothies, right? They add different things, right? Dare I say seasonings? Possibly, right? You can make the argument. So.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (11:12.487)
Yes, I have. Yep.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (11:28.923)
I mean, yeah, yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (11:32.556)
would ketchup still not be called a smoothie even though legitimate smoothie shops will add additives or seasonings to their smoothies and still call them smoothies? That's my big question. I don't know. I'm still holding by my statement. Ketchup smoothie, the worst smoothie to be fair. So there's that.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (11:54.141)
I mean you could make an anchovy smoothie and really fuck things up, Yeah, exactly. Yeah
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (11:58.51)
Ugh, disgusting. Do not do that. Or do it and send me a video. I'd like to see that. Now just with the last question I have is a nice one. It's a good one. It's a good one here. If you could have coffee with one person dead or alive, who would it be?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (12:04.497)
The heavy... Okay.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (12:16.439)
Abraham Lincoln.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (12:20.078)
Okay. Why? Why Abraham Lincoln, Joshua?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (12:23.101)
I don't know. I don't know. seems like I mean that the history has you know, the books say lots of interesting things about him and if you could go back and talk to a man that was around before of all this other crazy shit that's going on and just kind of talk to him and be like, what do think about what's going on now? It'd be an interesting conversation. I mean, would I be going back to his time or would he be coming to ours? Like, you know what I'm saying?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (12:53.262)
Yeah, I can see that. Good point, good point.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (12:54.427)
Like I would love to bring him into our space and take him to a fucking Starbucks and be like, Hey, this is what coffee is. He'd like, what the, what is this fucking devil? Yeah. Yeah. He wouldn't even know what the hell that shit was. You throw them into Starbucks. just, he'll be getting me like lost. be pulling out his wooden teeth. You know what I mean? Is it just going to get confused? Yeah. Yeah. Coffee today would be different. So I would, I would like to bring him, you know, if possible into the world we live in today.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (13:02.062)
Four score and seven years ago?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (13:22.181)
and have that conversation could be it would be an interesting it'd be a very very interesting conversation I think or he just you know hit me with his axe or some shit and I'd be dead
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (13:32.714)
He'd be living here and confused. Yeah, it'd be funny. But would be even weirder, Joshua, if he took the knowledge that you gave him and he brought that back, everybody would think he was crazy. You know?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (13:45.725)
Yeah, that would be interesting. Now we're talking about time travel, like taking them away from that moment in time, how that would affect everything. Then it gets all confusing. So I might have to go back in time.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (13:49.886)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good point. Yeah, we'd be fucked. All right. Save it. Like, stop yourself from. Shit.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (14:00.373)
Yeah, I would have to go back because he couldn't come here because then he would not be around a day. Yeah, it would be very confusing. I think so. I'd have to go back.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (14:08.792)
Yeah, it would be. good point, good point. Joshua, I only just now thought of this, but I think it would be interesting to talk about. I think if I could have coffee with somebody, first of all, I'm not a big fan of coffee. Everybody knows this already, but I will have a PSL with this person. I want to talk to the first person to drink milk from a cow.
That is the person I want to have coffee with Joshua because I want to ask them. First of all, I want to see them, right? I want to know who it was. And second, I want to ask them if the grass was always greener on the other side of the pasture.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (14:45.617)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (14:54.267)
That's so dumb.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (14:55.246)
I know. I don't That's the way I want to ask. mean, don't you want to know why? You know, why? Why would you drink the milk?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (15:04.565)
I mean, if we're going deep on it, I mean, I think you just kind of like you see a nipple and you see some white fluid coming out of it. You know what I mean? You're like, Hey, let me give that a try. You've been doing your whole life as a baby. You know, it's coming out of this cow. You know, I don't know. Maybe it's, maybe it's a thing. You know, maybe, maybe that curiosity of, of sucking the white stuff out of a nipple was just a historical thing that is just ingrained in us.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (15:23.054)
What
You
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (15:30.926)
too much. You know, this, I mean, this could also be anybody in the world, Joshua. You know, like, what if it turns out Abraham Lincoln was the first person to drink milk straight from a cow, you know, now I'm just in the coffee shop again with Abraham Lincoln. He's freaking out because he's got sucked out of a time hole loop twice. And, you know, it could be interesting. I just want to know.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (15:33.341)
Probably didn't that far-fetched.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (15:55.815)
Jesus. Well, I mean, I guess that's something to ponder on, which I guess it could segue nicely into like the pet peeve of the week. If you want to know, you know what's going on with that. So pet peeve of the week. Now that we've gotten 45 minutes into this shit. Yeah. Does it know now that we've gotten so deep into this shit, here we go. All right. So pet peeve of the week, Sean, I just want to ask you, what do you think about people who floss their teeth at the table?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (16:04.006)
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (16:11.758)
Me, just cut all of that. Nobody needs any of that.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (16:25.607)
to pick the food are fla- Yeah, like they're sitting there, you just had a big old piece of steak, you got that fat stuck between that gap in your molar, and you're like, you know what, I'm just gonna take the fuckin' hair out of my girlfriend's head and use this bitch to pull this fuckin' meat out of my lip. Out of my tooth.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (16:26.136)
Like after they eat?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (16:39.726)
still. Okay, first of all, gross. Don't do that. but also if it's just you and your girlfriend at the table, I mean, maybe not so gross because you're not in public, right? It's definitely like bad manners. You shouldn't be doing that at the table, but if you're in a group setting, definitely don't do that at the table. That's gross. but
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (16:48.551)
People do this.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (17:09.014)
I will say, I am always in the mood for a second treat, you know?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (17:14.429)
Yeah, I don't know. I think it's gross either way. I don't think anybody should be picking the fat or picking anything out of their teeth at the dinner table or any like at home. I think that's a restroom type etiquette thing.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (17:28.844)
Really? you will leave your seat and go into the room? That seems real time consuming, bro. Like, why? Why bother?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (17:31.76)
Yes I will.
I No, no. I don't want to be picking food that's lodged in my teeth at the dinner table. That just doesn't seem very good. Doesn't good. I don't keep floss at my dinner table, dude. Like, I'm fucking, yes, it's in the fucking bathroom. You keep floss at your dinner room table. Do you keep?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (17:43.372)
Wait, even if you're by yourself? Like what if you're by yourself?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (17:52.042)
I yeah, good point. I don't have, you've been to my dinner room table. I do not have floss, nor do I have space on my tables.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (17:57.501)
Okay, that's what I'm saying. So how are you gonna ask me if I'm sitting at my table? How are gonna say that? That's not gonna happen.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (18:03.936)
I'm just, I'm just asking for the people. The people want to know these questions, right? They got to know who you kind of, who you are as a person, you know?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (18:07.613)
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. I just just curious to know if that's an okay thing to do. I think that that you probably shouldn't be doing that. But people do it. I've seen it.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (18:17.122)
I mean, if you do it, I mean, you could do it correctly. You could cover your mouth and get in there to get it out, right? I've seen people do that all the time. There's ways you could do it. it's not, mean, bitch, I wear a mask every night. Like, I ain't afraid to be muzzled.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (18:26.629)
I mean, another reason to bring back the masks? We can bring back the masks, you know, the old floss mask. Like, what do you...
There you go. guess if you want to, you what you do underneath the mask, I guess you're flossing your teeth. There you go.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (18:43.31)
Yeah, I Enjoy that we both took sips at the exact same time, which is kind of weird I don't think we've ever done that Episode 80 weird things are happening. It's getting creepy. I like it. I don't like it Anyways, your pet peeve It's alright I'm doing it. I got flossed at my table Hang on. It's right. It's actually right here. Let me grab it
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (18:50.429)
Yeah, we're doing it
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (19:01.053)
Okay, Sean's doing it. Sean has floss at his table. That's that's that's what he think. Yeah, Sean's got floss at his dining room table. Yeah
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (19:11.085)
man, all right, let's get to this chat with this section. Let's fucking give the people what they came here for.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (19:14.973)
All right. Well, uh, it's kind of a nice segue because we're talking about food. We're talking about getting things out of your, out of your freaking mouth. So I bring to you a couple of topics, Sean, and the first one we got to talk wieners.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (19:29.23)
Let's talk wieners. Okay, I like it. I like how you spelled wieners to I before E except after C. Good job, buddy. Proud of you.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (19:33.079)
You
Yeah. There you go. Yeah. So we're talking wieners, everybody. We're also talking nature doesn't cuddle, which has relevance when we get there. Nature does not cuddle. Cannabis Corner. We've got to take a visit to that, obviously, because, you know, we're in April. I mean, why not? Let's let's fuck with it for a little bit.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (19:47.284)
The doesn't cuddle.
Obviously, yeah. Yeah, this is this is Joshua's month by the way everybody if you haven't noticed for the month of April Joshua has been celebrating so it's his month everybody praise him
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (20:06.557)
I think it's everybody's month man. I think there's a lot of there's bonuses happening right now. People are getting paid. You know the quarters are ending fiscal. I think a lot of people are celebrating and whether you center celebrate with cannabis or whatever you do it is awesome. And Sean laid on laid this on me what we learned. So we're going to figure out once we get to what what we learned when we get there when we get there eventually.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (20:21.496)
Yeah. What we learned. Yes, yes. I'm surprised. I'm sad we don't have our dinosaurs real again as a topic. That one got me. That one got me good.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (20:36.733)
Alright Sean, we just got through picking everything out of our teeth, but we gotta talk wiener Sean. So Sean, I need to know what wiener came first. Was it the beef wiener, the chicken wiener, or the wiener dog?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (20:42.382)
Yes, sir.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (20:57.088)
It's definitely the wiener dog, bro. It's gotta be the wiener dog. I wiener dogs came before all hot dogs, right? Right? Is there is there an actual answer to this or do we have to look this up?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (21:08.125)
I just I'm no we don't have to look this up. This is the word is chatting here Do we open you know, we open the phone lines up eventually We'll have a a 1 900 number where you have to pay like $30 a minute because that's inflation and shit So you'll call these numbers and you'll just be able to give us answers. So You're going with the wiener dog came first
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (21:29.08)
Yes, I'm going with wiener dogs.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (21:31.197)
Because there isn't really an answer. I just wanted to ask you
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (21:34.158)
Well, I'm glad that you didn't have a fucking answer because you know, that's real, real cool. Everybody give me one second. I'll give you a goddamn answer. Josh, you've been for a second.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (21:39.771)
You
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (21:44.669)
No. No, well this is relevant, Sean, because there's gonna be a follow-up question to... Let's talk wieners.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (21:54.744)
Okay. Okay.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (21:55.677)
And we're going to have to see how you respond to this.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (22:02.36)
Okay, well just for the record, I looked it up. Joshua, I was correct. The wiener dog was invented in the 15th century. The hot dog was invented in the 19, or sorry, 1860s. So there you go everybody, there's your facts.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (22:11.865)
You
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (22:19.163)
Okay. All right. Well, well since Sean knows wieners, Sean, we, think the people want to know.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (22:23.927)
I love wieners.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (22:31.089)
What wiener do you identify as? Do you? What wiener do you identify? Sean, do you identify as a long haired wiener?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (22:34.05)
What wiener? Okay.
How long is this question? Gross.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (22:45.039)
A spotted wiener or the bald wiener.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (22:51.686)
spotted wiener the long haired wiener or the bald wiener so to say okay well
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (22:57.829)
Which wiener do you identify as?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (23:03.734)
You know, they're... I'm just trying to figure out where he's going with this. Definitely not a bald-haired wiener. That's kind of weird. Like, unless you're doing like, entertainment, you know? No, not doing the bald hair. Also not doing the long hair, right? Long, I feel like long hair for me isn't the look, you know? Isn't the look. I feel like you gotta...
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (23:05.948)
He's going real D. I don't think you Google this one. I think he's
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (23:31.992)
You got to trim the hedges back sometimes, right? So I'm to say, I'm going to say spot spotty haired, know, spotty where it's like, where it's like, you know, that's it's there, but it's, it's well kept in the air, certain areas, you know, so I'm going spotted on this one.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (23:36.861)
This spotted wiener
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (23:48.714)
Sean identifies as the spotted wiener. That's good. That's all that's I mean, that's all I had to go with right there, you
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (23:51.094)
A spotted wiener.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (23:57.1)
Alright, what about you? Long-haired wiener.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (24:00.157)
I'm all about the look look at this look at this if you could see these these locks man my hair is so fucking long right you know it's funny Sean's been telling me to cut my hair but this dude rocked long ass hair like half of his life and now I'm give
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (24:02.242)
Yeah, you fucking hippie. Cut your fucking hair.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (24:13.442)
There is no physical evidence of this ever happening. is merely telling lies.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (24:19.695)
I there's proof out there. think I live with somebody who actually saw this and it's like it's like seeing Bigfoot they saw you Bigfoot with long hair and that this this was identified so but yeah no I can I'm gonna identify this you know if I was a wiener dog I would identify it as the long-haired wiener yeah
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (24:21.422)
I don't believe you do.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (24:40.526)
Okay, that's fine. I would agree. I would agree. I've seen it. Definitely long hair. Can confirm.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (24:48.669)
All right moving on nature doesn't cuddle so this is nice because today is actually National Zoo lovers day Believe it or not. So this episode on April 8th episode 80 falls on National Zoo lovers day and why I feel like this is kind of important because a lot of people Go out into nature and just want to fucking pick flowers
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (24:51.992)
you
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (25:17.979)
And they went on.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (25:18.03)
thought you were just gonna end it there. lot people just go out into nature and just wanna fuck.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (25:22.813)
Fuck well, that's the brighter side of nature. Yeah, I mean that that would work to you, right? No, no, I'm just I'm just I'm kind of getting at it because you know, we had some crazy weather today We're like it just started hailing and the Sun came out and all this kind of shit So like, you know, you're thinking about like, nature's so beautiful and all this shit I mean nature really is beautiful. But to be real honest with you like Fucking polar bears. You don't cuddle with polar polar bears. They will fucking eat you
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (25:28.958)
man, sorry, continue.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (25:52.027)
You know, snakes, there are poisonous ones. Sure, you can have them as pets. know, poison oak, you get it under your dick, it's going to swell up. It's going to be uncomfortable. You know, between plants and animals, nature doesn't cuddle. So I know Sean's not a big nature person, but I am. And if you're planning, spring's coming, you know, people are going to be going out and doing things outside and hiking and, and adventuring. So just make sure you bring a lot of water, bring food.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (26:16.685)
Okay, fax, fax, fax, fax.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (26:21.617)
Don't go fucking around bears, know, or big ass moose that'll just stomp on you and your family. Because nature... You and your fam- it doesn't- nature does not discriminate. It doesn't.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (26:27.63)
You and your family.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (26:35.04)
That's very true.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (26:37.585)
And the other point I wanted to make is zoos, right? Sean, do you think zoos, like how do you view zoos? Like, do you think it's like a good thing that zoos exist or like, cause I'm on both sides of the fence with zoos to be real honest with you. Shoes? Have you viewed zoos?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (26:48.596)
I thought you're sorry. I thought you were asking like how I view zoos as in like, am I standing in the exhibit? Like, no, I'm standing like I'm standing outside. looking into this exhibit. Yeah. How do you view zoos? Yeah, sorry. I'm with you on both. I'm kind of like. I like the fact that we are able to bring children and educate them on animals.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (27:00.125)
Like you are the animal in the zoo.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (27:16.578)
You know, that is really cool, right? That is something that should be educated for the youths and stuff. As an adult, and you, I saw this a lot as an adult going into zoos. It's kind of sad and disheartening. It really gets me when you walk past like the orangutan exhibit or like the chimpanzee exhibit and specifically the one up here in Seattle, the orangutan exhibit.
you could look into that exhibit and I swear to God, the orangutans look like people and it's quite disturbing. So yeah, I'm with you on the both aspects of it, where it is a, definitely a double edged sword. So, but that's cool. Zoos man, zoos, you know, at least they're not like sea world, you know, where it's like exploiting the animal and
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (28:08.209)
Yeah, there you go.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (28:14.338)
you get mad when the orca kills one of the trainers like orca gonna eat, you know, so now there you go. That's my take on Zeus.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (28:22.461)
Okay. All right. Well, there you go. Zoos. If you like them, you like them. I think zoos are also educational. I think zoos could be, you know, more geared toward like rehabilitation and like getting things back out into the wild. Or like if, if there's a fucking a bad ass lion or some endangered species that you want to keep like that kind of thing alive or breathe through breeding and other things, genetics and all that. think you can use zoos, you know, in a positive way like that. It's just, but you know, fucking money and
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (28:33.836)
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (28:42.424)
you
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (28:51.975)
people get greedy and shit. Next thing you know, the fucking a spotted tiger ends up in somebody's fucking backyard and cause they bought it from the zoo and shit and just, just kind of fucked up. But I think like zoos can be a good thing if they're handled the right way. But again, nature doesn't cuddle. So be careful. If you go to zoos, you know, you jump in the cage and you think that they're not looking at you as food, you, they will eat you, you will die and you'll be on the news.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (29:20.514)
You will all three of those things. They will eat you. You will die and you will be on the news. Yes. Fuck around and find out. man, Joshua, before we your cannabis corner, let's do the AI song for the week. I know last week we did it kind of late. Apologize about that. had a really long story, but this week I want to do it kind of early because I want to get through it because it's going to be fun. It is what I would describe as an epic.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (29:21.169)
Yeah. As they say, fuck around and find out.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (29:49.33)
Song, I don't use that word lightly. Definitely something, something, something's about to happen right now. So Joshua, in honor of the Bigfoot shirt that I am wearing right now, I have created this next banger. I'll go ahead and share my screen like I do every week with Joshua and the people watching. If you're listening, just hang out. You know, you know how this works. If you don't, I'm gonna play a song for you that was created by AI Music. And you can head on over to sorry for the delayed out live slash AI radio. And you can hear the song in its entirety.
as well as our other 28 tracks in this series. Joshua, we've done 20, this is track number 29, but we've done 28 of them, which is mind blowing, bro. That's insane. So all that to say, Joshua, this is the AI track for the week. It is called Sasquatch's Blues. I hope you're ready for this, my dude, because here we go.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (30:21.341)
28 tracks. Yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (33:46.892)
All right, Joshua, I'm gonna leave it at that. How did you feel about that one today?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (33:50.269)
I feel like it was following the same pixelated type vibe you from your last song.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (33:56.334)
yeah, buddy, I decided to go in another like a 8-bit chip bit, but I want it to be epic. Would you describe that as an epic song, Joshua?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (34:05.595)
Yeah, it's funny because when you said blues, I was thinking like some kind of jazzy blues, mellow, like so the title did not match what I was expecting. That's for sure.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (34:15.31)
yeah. Yeah, that was that was the point. Joshua was supposed to like rim and like knock you out kind of thing. I liked it. I really enjoyed that one mainly because it was so different. You know, it was like weirdly unique in the sense of like the vocals were just a little bit like like they weren't off, but it was just like subtle, they were very like subtle. And then the the aggressive like arpeggios of guitar solos just fucking.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (34:37.671)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (34:43.032)
hitting you in the face, right? And then that little drop where it just gives you that little swing time, the little swing. it was nice, it was nice.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (34:49.661)
Yeah, it was pretty tough. It was pretty, I mean, that's kind of like a battle scene. I I don't know. Like I'm trying to envision like what word that would be relevant to drop in a scene of a movie or something like where they'd be relevant.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (34:56.366)
So in the Lego movie, you know, you have the you have the pirates come in in that last last week song, right? And then it's the epic battle between the pirates and the Bigfoots and the Lego movie. You know, they're just going at it. And it's that they're just fucking Bigfoots grabbing a Lego pirate's head and yanking it off, you know, eating its innards. You know, it's just like that. That's what's happening. So. Yeah.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (35:11.133)
Hmm.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (35:21.553)
But if you rip a Lego's head off, can you just put it back on his back together? Or just like a Lego die?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (35:26.152)
Not in my movie. No, not in my movie. In my movie, the Lego dies, but it has enough time to watch its watch its body be consumed.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (35:33.885)
Not in my Lego movie, he says. I feel like in my Lego movie, you just gather more pieces. you're ripping heads off and you put more heads on. Legos don't die in my movies. Yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (35:37.039)
Yeah, not in my Lego movie.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (35:45.23)
Just puts another hat on. Well, that's good because they mind they do like I can just picture in your movie. You have a bunch of bigfoot with a bunch of different heads on their shoulders and stuff.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (35:58.085)
Yeah, that's what I'm saying, man. It's a forever. It's like the fucking Star Wars. It's like the Marvels. He just keeps going on. They never fucking die. You make like in game and they still come back because of the multiverse. Like that's the Lego verse right there. Like they just, yeah, nothing ever dies in the Lego world.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (36:13.208)
God.
the worst. All right, let's move on buddy. Cannabis Corner. What is this week's Cannabis Corner?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (36:20.717)
Mm-hmm. Yep The cannabis corner, you know, we're almost done with these but The mystery drink, you know Sean's like we already know what the fuck this is gonna be which maybe you know You probably do you probably don't so last week Because this is the only time I've ever really bought these so this is kind of exciting for me Most people might be like it's fucking stupid, but it's exciting for me. So fuck you. So this drink right here is It's called it's the
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (36:31.076)
We already know.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (36:49.23)
real aggressive on that.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (36:50.557)
No, no, just I mean, well, maybe you've tried it. Maybe maybe you're like a connoisseur of these and maybe you're not. So I'm not. So you go. All right. So this is the this flavor right here is the watermelon kiwi. It's mad tasty. It's the mad, the mad tasty watermelon kiwi. It's a nice little CBD drink. And it's kind of funny because because this drink right here, you don't eat. I didn't even have to go to.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (37:04.654)
Cool.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (37:11.886)
actually sounds nice. It sounds delicious.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (37:19.193)
Store like a cannabis store, whatever this district right here is actually sold at the grocery outlet believe it or not It was sitting right next to the regular drinks bliss regular sparkling drinks. So there's something about this drink that makes it legal enough to put in the grocery store and just buy it so
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (37:26.926)
What?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (37:39.8)
So is there actually cannabis in there? Because if it's not...
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (37:42.541)
I mean, it's CBD. It's 20 milligrams of CBD. So, I mean...
The first time, the first time, because my girlfriend bought these for me the first time and the first time through she didn't, they didn't ask her for the ID. When I went and bought these things, they asked, they actually asked me for my ID. So I don't know. I don't know. But you don't have to buy these. You just go to grocery outlet. If you got one near you or just look around if you're interested in these. So this is watermelon kiwi. So it actually does taste. Let me just re-sip just to kind of refresh my palate a little bit.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (38:02.891)
interesting.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (38:10.104)
What's the flavor like that one? What's the flavor like?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (38:17.752)
Yeah, go for it. Yeah. Yeah. Remind me of that flavor. What does that, what does strawberry store or fucking watermelon kiwi tastes like?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (38:24.689)
Watermelon kiwi so kiwi I mean is everybody if you had a kiwi it's pretty flavorful so it's you taste a lot of the kiwi And a slight hint of watermelon, but it's a bunch of sparkly bubbles, so it's not sugary. It's not anything crazy But it's actually pretty fucking good, so I'm kind of excited. It's kind of cool So that is what is in my mystery second cup. It's another CBD drink and Find them at your local
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (38:34.734)
Mmm.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (38:44.684)
That's nice. Yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (38:49.326)
Ta-da!
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (38:53.959)
grocery outlet or whatever because you don't got to go to the green cross store or whatever stores get this shit apparently it's pretty cool mystery in itself
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (39:00.494)
Yeah, that's that's the weirdest thing for me on this one is that you got it at a grocery outlet.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (39:05.734)
Yeah. It's a grocery store. I mean, maybe because it doesn't contain any THC, it's actually not considered a psychoactive drink. I mean, you could buy kombucha. Kombucha, isn't that kind of like a fermented, right?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (39:12.92)
Yeah, maybe that's where they draw the line, you know? Yeah, it's just CBD.
it's yeah it's alcohol technically yeah but it's very true but they did card you for that so there's that yeah anyways
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (39:23.005)
No card you for that shit.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (39:27.675)
Yeah, interesting. Yeah. So what goes along with the cannabis corner and I'm drinking a little bit of CBD, I got to drop a few questions on you, Sean, because although this doesn't take you in the direction of like you're just melting into the floor, this does kind of for the, for the weak at heart, you know, or the mind, it may take you in a different direction. So I'm gonna hit you. Yeah. Well, you know, I mean, maybe get you soft. Maybe you get all sad, you know,
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (39:37.166)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (39:50.83)
Damn. Sure.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (39:55.918)
Excuse me, I'm never soft, always hard.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (39:58.653)
Alright, well here you go. Got a couple questions for you Sean, like we did last week. This could be fun, could be stupid. Let me know in the comments. Alright, Sean, if you drop the soap on the floor, is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (40:09.806)
Mm-hmm.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (40:17.964)
I think as soon as you take the soap out of its box, it becomes instantly dirty. So I think the soap was always dirty, you know?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (40:27.965)
Okay, so it has nothing to do with the floor. It's just dirty, already dirty. I think you have a cleaner floor when you drop the soap on it.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (40:31.074)
Nope. Yeah, just dirty to begin with, you know. So that's why.
Possibly, possibly, but I think there's like, all right, so let's say you put, let's say you take out your bar soap, right? It becomes dirty, right? You wash your filthy naked body. It becomes even dirtier, right? What do you do with that soap after Joshua? Do you rinse that soap off?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (40:47.409)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (40:57.103)
I do, normally, yeah.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (40:58.478)
Okay, all right. So sure you rinse it off. You're not going to get everything off that soap, buddy. You're not going to get every single ounce of you off that soap, right? And then you set the soap down, right? You set it down and you leave the shower. And then what happens? That molecular level of you dries out, right? And now, now there's just a dirty bar of soap sitting there dried up until your next shower, right?
And so if you drop the soap at that point in time, the soap is just getting your floor dirty. So that's my stance on it. I think a bar of soap can never be truly clean. That's why I only use gels and my natural musk to clean myself.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (41:45.597)
Perfect. He actually sells that to his natural musk. Yeah, sells out every week. He puts it on the market.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (41:46.862)
Yeah, I do. Sorry for the delay, not live. It's in the merch store.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (41:54.269)
Alright, number two, which kind of like, kind of weird, you know, if you're looking at the ice inside your cup and if you were like super high, you know, this could just bother you a little bit. But here you go. So if an ice cube melts in its, is it floating in a pool of its own blood?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (42:08.984)
going.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (42:22.449)
Sorry, I can't get that one out.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (42:25.186)
No, no Joshua. First of all, an ice cube is not a being, right? It doesn't have any natural fluid parts to it, right? An ice cube, I know it turns into fluid, but it's not like, sure. So then water is just the unborn ice, you know? So go on, drink it up, baby.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (42:26.653)
It's not.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (42:36.568)
I mean it turns into fluid. It turns into fluid. I like that. I like that. Water is unborn ice. That's perfect.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (42:55.325)
clip that
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (43:06.235)
You
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (43:08.62)
Alright, give me your third question.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (43:09.021)
There you go. Couple little meows for you. All right.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (43:13.939)
You're really making a specific community real happy with that.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (43:17.085)
Exactly. Alright, number three. If you're in a competition by yourself, do you come in first or last?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (43:28.494)
I always come first. enough said.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (43:37.261)
This one's gonna get deep, Sean. We're gonna end on a good one. We're gonna end on good one. Okay, we're really high right now. not. Just, I'm on green. I'm drinking green. I'm drinking. So they're grocery outlet, bought CBD, drink.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (43:39.342)
I'm ready. Get deep.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (43:49.078)
string greened up baby
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (43:55.05)
It just sounds wrong when you put it like that. No, look man, look, look, you put the C and you space it D, right?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (43:57.501)
It's what it is, right?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (44:05.853)
You
All
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (44:09.55)
should have said B, not D.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (44:11.677)
Let's go as deep as you want to go on this one. We may have to revisit this. Sean, which is scarier, alien life or galactic loneliness?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (44:25.806)
Galactic loneliness I think is even scarier because alien life cool. We prepared for this mission impossible What's that fucking one with Will Smith? Independence Day first contact You know, we prepared all our lives for that moment what we didn't prepare for is Nothing, you know, we didn't prepare ourselves for there to be absolutely nothing
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (44:36.613)
Independence Day.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (44:56.214)
And that, think, is more disturbing. So, there's that.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (45:00.898)
I mean, I guess that's true. I guess that's true, but...
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (45:06.971)
I guess like do we ever really know for a loan though? You know? Do you-
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (45:11.81)
Well, in your scenario, we would know if we were alone.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (45:15.197)
But like, do you know? Like, every day you go, like even if you walk out your door today, there's gonna be somebody out there, right? So, like, and each one of us is basically an alien in its own. We all think different, we all look different, we all smell different, we all have different ideas. So I think each one of us is an alien in itself. So I don't think any of us are truly alone. I think we're all aliens. I think we're all aliens.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (45:22.655)
Yeah, yeah, true.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (45:39.274)
Okay, yeah, well yeah, yeah, we're on this on this planets. We're all aliens, right? Yeah, we're not alone, right? But we're talking outside of this planet Joshua outside of us here if there's nothing
That's scary.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (45:58.865)
But we are something. are part of this galaxy. We are attributing to the galaxy. Exactly.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (46:01.704)
You fucking idiot. You're just walking in a fucking loop here at this point. I don't give a shit what you are. You know what? You're a waste of galaxy, buddy. I'm gonna send you up to fucking Stardust and just have you just watch me from a distance.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (46:14.321)
Yeah, I think, but I agree, we're not alone. I think there's more to it than what we are and it takes a whole lot of little bits to make us what we are right now and that says something, we're not alone. So there you go, Sean. So this is your topic. We've made it to this part of the flight, as you like to say, or the runway.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (46:30.414)
Well there you go.
the flight is going baby. Yeah, buddy. This, this one. So I couldn't really think of anything real, real big on episode 80. I didn't have anything to go with on that one, but Joshua, we've made it through 80 episodes, 80 of this, whatever this is. And, I just wanted to get your take on some stuff.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (46:38.939)
You know, what did you want to say about this?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (46:44.824)
gosh, great. Great.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (46:59.611)
Chun struggles with what this is. He struggles. He's just like, what is this? He's struggling. there's gotta be meaning. Like, he doesn't even, he struggles. Like, this. That's a big struggle of his.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (47:01.728)
Yeah, I don't know what this is. What? Where am I? What is going on? This. It's like my midlife crisis is what this is, you know? But Joshua, I kind of wanted your take on stuff. What have you learned in these 80 episodes, whether it be technology, whether it be you personally, like on a personal level, like what have you learned?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (47:17.063)
Clearly.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (47:30.722)
doing 80 of these episodes.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (47:33.029)
I think I've learned that creatively I do have a passion for creativity. So using my mind, using my imagination, putting things down that I've thought of on paper or on screen, creating, you know, lighting setups and just coming up with different ideas to sit down here for an hour a day and just have fun with you and fun with people who listen, fun with people who watch us.
So I've learned I really, really enjoy doing this and what this means for the future. I'd like it to just continue to grow. Um, so I think I've overall, I've learned a lot. I've learned that I can't fucking read even when shit's right behind me on this fucking thing right here. Like it's 80 episodes later. I still can't do that. Um, but I'm a human man and this is part of the human experience is learning and growing and developing. Um, so I've learned a lot.
I'm growing each and every episode. growing each and every day when I'm not on screen. I'm still a person. This is I'm a I'm not a bot. I'm not like the person singing these fucking AI generated music. You know, I'm a real fucking person. So, I mean, I've learned a lot, man. And I think for you, the listener, you take anything from these 80 episodes or from us is like.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (48:39.458)
Not an NPC, buddy.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (48:56.109)
You know, we we were just trying to put out there that that you should you yourself should be creative You yourself should grow use yourself to start a podcast you yourself to do whatever the fuck you want Listen to us. Don't listen to us do whatever you want to do, but don't sit at home and get just fucking do nothing So i've i've learned I don't want to sit at home and do nothing I don't want to sit in front of this camera and do nothing I don't want to talk to you and do nothing. I don't want to make new friends and just do nothing with that so
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (49:24.622)
Yeah, I get you.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (49:26.321)
That's what I've learned.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (49:28.702)
man. That was actually really well said. Like, that was really nice. I think to piggyback off of that as well, I think throughout these 80 episodes I've realized there are a few things that I really enjoy doing in my life and one of those things is something that I used to do in my life for a long time, which is entertain people. Like, I was a performer, musician, right? I liked doing that and I think this is a way to do that.
without a lot of the stress that came with performing in front of a live studio audience, you know? And so creatively for me, this is fun. It's fun to explore that. And it also doesn't feel like going to work, you know? This is like a second job for us. do this. We don't get paid for any of this. Like we just have fun, but it feels like something that I want to go home and do, right?
Like, you you do your day job, come home and it's like, well, shit, it's podcast day, you know, let me think of some topics. Let me go into the stew. Let me only do that. and that's fun. And I think what I've also learned is that technology and social media and shit like that, it, it all happens so quickly, right? It's all, it's all about being consistent and it's all about.
hitting the buzzwords and stuff like that if you're fighting for views and things like that. And I'm so glad that a while back I just decided not to do any of that. So for people who want to go like behind baseball and stuff, if you look at our analytics on views and shorts and stuff like that, we pay no mind to any metrics. there, if I find something to be funny, I will post that shit up there no matter what it is, right? And we will just go for it.
Right? Because people who listen to us and who really listen to us and want to just be entertained will play something that has 30 views and be like, why does this only have 30 views? And then they watch it and they're like, this is still fucking funny. And it's because the algorithms, algorithms not picking that up and we don't care about that. And so for me, learning that has been fun. Right? Has, has been something for myself, right? Learning to accept not going viral for something.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (51:54.35)
because eventually you will go viral with something like Joshua's peanut butter jelly thing that we just posted a few weeks ago. Joshua, that has like one of the most viewed shorts that we've have. And it's stuff like that, you know, and learning to not follow that, right? That algorithm. that's something I've learned in these 80 episodes. I've also learned that it's hard to drink so much on a podcast, you know?
gotta tone that back, but not this week, but sometime eventually, you know, we only live once. So I want to do it doing the stuff I love. And Joshua is one of those things I love. I'm going to climb him like a tree. anyways, buddy, thank you for 80 fucking episodes. My dude, let's end this episode. Let's land this plane. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (52:36.903)
Jesus.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (52:49.454)
Let's let the people go out on their merry way on this April 8th, 80 episodes on April 8th. That just feels synergistic. You know, I don't think that's a word, but it feels good. So what do you got? What do you, what's your fun find for this week, buddy?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (52:58.983)
Feels good. Yeah.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (53:04.241)
Fun find, you know 80 episodes later and I feel bad but because I can't remember if I've showed this off before I feel I feel like I haven't but because we really appreciate art real genuine art even though we mess around AI music and shit like that and images and you know we do a bunch of stuff like that again it always goes back to the human element the human imagination somebody being able to put pen and pencil and ink onto something
So I got a piece of original art that was drawn by my niece. She gets down, she has fun, she's got a, she just gets down. I forget, I really love how fun she, you know, she expresses herself through her artwork. So that's what I got. I got a piece of original artwork and again, it's just fun, man. It's fun. Here you go.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (53:58.83)
don't remember if you showed that one off or not. It's great though. Look at that. A mushroom and a bee.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (54:06.705)
Yeah, it's actually pretty cool. I mean, again, this is all all hand drawn and painted and all that. So I find that shit real. I feel I find it genuine. So pretty kick ass. Great work. And I'll continue to show her work off. And if anybody else has our work they want us to show off, send it our way because we're always cool with that stuff. And, know, what we'll put up on screen.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (54:26.542)
For sure Buddy I tried to turn my little thing on here, but it is dead So I'm just gonna go ahead and switch over to the cam because I kind of figured that was gonna happen I didn't charge it today this week guys. I'm sorry, but here's my Funko for the week, buddy Just like us. We are just a bunch of cool guys. You know, this is Joe cool and Woodstock Just a couple of cute little boys. It's beautiful. I'm on a fucking peanuts kick since they released some new
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (54:34.141)
It's okay. It's alright.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (54:45.757)
You
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (54:55.342)
Some new Funkos from them. But yeah, so there you go again synergy. You did the artwork. I did the Funko this week, buddy 80 episodes in look at us. It's like we know what we're fucking doing
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (55:02.045)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (55:07.369)
And I actually I got something coming in the mail I'm hoping it shows up next week. I don't fucking know But hint hint it may be a mystery box. Just saying Mate a maybe and maybe a mystery box
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (55:10.862)
Is it
Hmm. Are we going to do another mystery box unboxing? Where you listen to absolutely none of my suggestions on which ones to open. Could be fun.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (55:29.924)
Ha
Yeah, could be fun. Yeah, yeah funko release these things. They're called mystery boxes go to their website, which is pretty cool You know, it'd be cool funko sponsors. I know we're just you know, only 30 view I mean, yeah, yeah, that'd be pretty cool if they could hook us up with something. one day but yeah, so Funko website they're putting out these mystery boxes. I think you can still get them At a very reasonable price and I forget the quantity you get and all that. I'll bring that up next Episode maybe our John looks like he's
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (55:42.648)
one day.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (55:55.118)
Nice.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (56:01.755)
looking some shit up right now. Yeah, so they're doing this mystery boxing. It's again, I think you get like four, four different Funkos with the chance of getting an exclusive. So it's like, it's like 40 bucks from the website.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (56:02.08)
I'm trying. I'm trying.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (56:18.764)
I found a different one. So they still do them. I just found a different one. This is a pop mystery. for five bucks, you get a mystery Funko pop. But yeah, there's the... There is... I can't find... I don't see it on here. But they are doing stuff like that. So yes. Yes, you can still do it.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (56:28.668)
Yeah.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (56:37.787)
Yeah, so I'm hoping it'll come next week. We'll see what happens in a little by little and be awesome if I get a one of one or something, a cool little exclusive. So be on the lookout for that. It'll be fun.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (56:44.876)
be cool. Yeah, be fuckin' Yeah, man, very cool. Alright, let's fuckin' let's give some fortunes. Let's do some fortunes, some lucky numbers. Maybe you can read it, maybe you can't. Who knows? Who knows? I don't know.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (56:53.655)
God. Alright. I know, right? 80 episodes later? Admitted. You know, I'm real, a person. Reading was never my strong suit. So the last few weeks we've been doing the Dirty Dozen or whatever fortune, so I gotta give these ones a chance again. We've only done one of these since I got this set. So these are the the Fortunes Against Humanity cookies.
fortunes against humanity we had some duds coming out of these things I have yet to write a review to this company because I want to give them a chance you know like anything else you gotta give them a good sample size before you just hit him with the two-star on fucking Amazon for some bullshit but I'm try it man I don't like to do that but let's see these cookies are like black by the way which is pretty cool the other ones are red
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (57:24.664)
They were all fucking awful.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (57:50.53)
He loves the black cookies.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (57:52.929)
They actually pretty good. They got a good flavor to
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (57:55.576)
What is it? Does it just taste like fortune cookie? Is that what that tastes like? It's a
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (57:58.525)
Yeah, they basically just like food coloring fortune cookie vanilla or something like that. Yeah. Yeah, they don't taste terrible. They're just pretty good So there's that for the food part of the review. Sorry. I miss I'll give you three stars not two for just how they taste It's three and a half All right. Here you go for your fortune against humanity fortune for April 8th or 80th episode man. Congratulations
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (58:03.138)
So, well, there's.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (58:12.174)
Hahahaha
Anyways
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (58:28.453)
Here we go. A fashion designer for the Navy will teach you about the usual taste of semen.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (58:43.63)
80 episodes, you know, you can never get away from the semen talk.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (58:50.328)
That's fine. Didn't hate it. So there's that. All right, man, let me give the people a let me give people the lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to use them for whatever various reasons you would like. Let us know if you win anything. I mean, eventually somebody's got to win. We've done 80 episodes of this. Like, eventually somebody's going to win something, right? If not, they've already won and they just stop listening to us. So who knows? But here you go. Here are lucky numbers for the week.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (58:56.861)
Good luck everybody.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (59:17.582)
3, 8, 11, 12, 18, 35, and 42. Once again, your lucky numbers are 3, 8, 11, 12, 18, 35, and 42. Joshua, we have come to the end of the episode. Please let the people know how you're feeling and what to do this week. The stage is yours, Joshua.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (59:30.695)
Yes, Sean. Yes.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (59:41.659)
Hmm, you know, I expressed it. I mean I expressed a lot of myself earlier when you asked what we learned I don't know if I gotta go any deeper into that but I Mean if you've been listening this long, you know, these two guys are real You know, we're not out there for the clicks and the likes and that we're set here to have a good fucking time So thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. We love the comments Ketchup is maybe a smoothie
Fuck, maybe that'll be my mystery drink one of these weeks, but how do I work that into a smoothie? I don't fucking know. But again, thank you all. Thank you for watching, thank you for listening. Love all you guys. See you next week.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (01:00:24.056)
That was really nice, Joshua. Like he said, thank you guys for listening. Thank you for watching. Thank you for 80 episodes of this wonderful podcast. We appreciate that. And we can only hope for another 21 more episodes of good quality. So thank you guys. We do really appreciate it. Sorry for the delayed out lives. Go check out the website. We're still working on merch.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (01:00:49.373)
Mm-hmm. There you go.
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (01:00:52.428)
I had a little setback in something that I thought I had down, so I'm still trying to narrow the pieces out and trust me, it's coming. But when it does, you'll know. But other than that, Joshua, I have one thing for you. Buddy, why was the new knife amazing?
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (01:01:09.308)
Yes.
Joshua Bigfoot Lil 3rd Leg (01:01:15.101)
Couldn't I? Why?
SEAN Bigfoots Right Shoe (01:01:18.242)
because it had cutting edge technology.
There you go, buddy. We will see you next week. Deuces.
