Sorry For the Delay | EP.8 | Thanksgiving, Disneyland Seltzers & A Surprise Chase


This week the boys toast Thanksgiving, dive into a Disneyland trip report that turns into a 10% seltzer PSA, and rip open a Funko Soda that actually pulls a Chase (first try.). All that & more! Enjoy the show!


-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-

Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: None This Episode

-CHAPTERS-

00:00 Intro & Thanksgiving Wishes

00:28 Fireplace Banter & Weather Flex

01:12 Episode Eight Announced & Cancel Jokes

01:55 This Day In History: Edison, Ella & Hot Air Balloon

03:53 Rocky Opens In Theaters & “Sly” Doc Mention

04:51 Streaming Services Talk & “Sean Unplugged”

07:00 YouTube Premiere Schedule (Tuesdays At 4:20)

07:42 553 Observance Days In The U.S.

09:27 Thanksgiving Message, World Television Day & Philosophy Day

12:36 Thanksgiving Facts: Turkey Heart Attacks & Trivia

14:49 Biggest Drinking & Pizza Night Of The Year

15:46 86-Pound Turkey Debate

17:29 Thanksgiving Plans & Menu (Ham, Tamales, Ribs)

19:21 Overeating Confessions

22:01 Retirement Daydreams & The Perfect View

27:02 Disneyland Trip Report Begins

28:14 TSA PreCheck Win & Overbooked Flight

33:08 Downtown Disney, Custom LEGO & Margaritas

35:00 DCA Seltzer Is 10%: PSA

36:31 Halloween Party & Guardians Ride (While Tipsy)

38:44 Crowd Surge, Heat & Chill Day

40:59 Meeting YouTuber “Hey Bricky”

44:28 Día De Los Muertos Tribute & Coco Show

46:55 Last-Day Blues & Trader Sam’s

48:09 Trip Summary & Re-Entry To Reality

49:59 Future Trip Tease: DMT & Mushrooms

50:06 Value Finds: $6 Cash & Penny Update

54:04 Fun Find: Surprise Funko Soda Chase Pull

56:00 Fortune & Lucky Numbers

59:06 Thanksgiving Sign-Off

-SOUND BITES-

• “Welcome to episode eight of Sorry For The Delay.” — Sean, opening the show.

• “I like your fireplace setup, it’s getting cold over here.” — Sean, complimenting Joshua’s backdrop.

• “This could be the one where they cancel us.” — Sean, leaning into the chaos.

• “Thomas Edison announces his invention of the phonograph.” — Joshua, This Day In History.

• “Rocky opens in theaters, eye of the tiger baby.” — Sean, hyped for 1976.

• “Sean’s unplugging, keeping the butt plug but unplugging.” — Sean, on streaming cutbacks.

• “We have 553 holidays observed in the United States.” — Joshua, holiday overload.

• “Happy Thanksgiving everybody, enjoy the time you have with your people.” — Sean, sincere toast.

• “There’s a seltzer at DCA that’s 10%, and it’s only $13.” — Sean, Disneyland PSA.

• “We rode Guardians with, like, six of those seltzers inside of me.” — Sean, post-ride confession.

• “I was starstruck, hey, you’re Bricky!” — Sean, meeting a favorite YouTuber.

• “You have a yearning for perfection.” — Joshua, reading the fortune.

• “All I had to do was be in the right place at the right time, six dollars.” — Joshua, value find.

• “You’re not gonna believe this, we found the Chase!” — Sean, Funko Soda reveal.

• “Happy Thanksgiving, Jesus and the aliens are waiting for you to show up.” — Joshua, sign-off energy.

-FORTUNE & FINDS-

Fortune: You have a yearning for perfection.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 46, 19, 31, 43, 14

Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Funko Soda — Pulled the Chase variant (pink hat).
Joshua: $6 cash found at Michaels; 1¢ penny worth face value.


Transcript

 

welcome to episode8 of sorry for the delay I'm your editor Mia Happy Thanksgiving may it be full of love and enjoyment with friends and family on today's show the boys wish you a great Thanksgiving Shawn gives a Disneyland trip report and we unwrap a surprise Funko Pop enjoy the [Music] show hello Joshua welcome well hello Sean thank you for having me today thank you thank you for joining me on this episode I appreciate you being here cheers my friend yeah cheers uh I like your fireplace setup it's very nice yeah it's getting cold over here man so I got to I got to keep things warm in this house cold you mean like in the mid 60s when uh over here it's in almost below freezing so you know cold sure I forgot what cold really is exactly oh you're going You're going to learn honestly it doesn't really get that cold it doesn't get that cold here so I can only imagine well how cold it gets up there this is episode number eight Joshua episode number eight of sorry for the delay can you believe that yeah I can believe it I I actually can we're sticking with it we're going with it for everybody who's watch we made it this far and you all have not canceled us yet thank you I this could be the episode Joshua to friend said goodbye this could be the one this could be the one where they cancel us I hope so please put us out of our misery we're talking about dog [ __ ] we're talking about poopy diapers you know what can get us on the canceled list let's go everybody all of it's Gonna Get Us canceled but it's all right it'll be worth it yeah I think so it's a great learning experience get cancel a couple times in life so Jos start us out uh start us out with this day in history holy [ __ ] I I told you earlier I didn't do no [ __ ] homework I really didn't I was not lying when I said that on the spot let's go I will pretend like I did I'll pretend like I did do some homework we'll try to get through this as fast as possible because honestly I didn't do I didn't do homework one of those kind um this one's this one's coming straight off of history.com so in on this day in history in 1877 Thomas Edison announces his invention of the phonograph the phonograph what the [ __ ] is a

phonograph I have no

idea somebody answer that Mia get on that in the description here all right let me lay another one down for you on this day in history on November 21st Ella Fitzgerald wins amateur night at Harlem's Apollo Theater that was a 1934 good old Ella Fitzgerald all right congrats all right we're going to bring it a little bit more forward Wait no that's uh yeah let's go even further back in time back in 1783 for all you old people out there men fly over Paris in hot air balloon in N oh yeah 1783 okay yeah I do people still f balloons I think they do they still do I've seen some of them I've seen some of them over here yeah yeah so one more how many more you want to hear I got one two three four five five more damn got time for one more J make get the best one Jesus okay give you the best one okay what is a really good one over here okay this one we may be able to relate to in 1976 on this day in history Rock Rocky opens in theaters wow and what day is that Joshua what day is this in history so uh this day is November 21st on this day in history Rock open up that's pretty cool Rocky opens in theaters eye of the tiger baby yes that's a great one I love Rocky actually there's a new um uh documentary out on sylvesta Shalon called Sly on Netflix really like about his life or just like yeah oh cool have you seen it yeah I'm I'm going to I'm going to go with it's on his life um but yeah check it I haven't watched it yet but check it out oh well all right put everybody put it in your list of things to watch and then get back to us you know I canceled my Netflix a long time ago too expensive too expensive oh so whose Netflix are you stealing because I know you're stealing somebody anybody's Netflix I'm I'm freeballing it out here man I'm watching I'm watching things just on the will you know just what's this on TV a third episode of The Office I'm in it let's go so you don't have any streaming services oh I do no I have uh have Disney plus and I haveu those are the only two that I have currently although I did just cancel my Disney plus because again they Rose the prices for that so I'm just like I'm good I'm good now so now I just have Hulu and that's pretty much it and I might end up canceling that so who knows I may truly be just free forming it on t you know just see how the remote roulette gets me wow Sean's unplugging this is I'm disconnecting pulling my plug Sean unplugged look forward to

that keeping the butt plug but I'm plugging yeah for sure that's that stays in that always stays in oh man well thank you Joshua those were well actually actually you didn't do any you didn't do any research on this um but off the top of your head Joshua how many more days of my life do I have left to live this year [ __ ] I didn't do that either you're gonna have to come back to me on that one I think last episode what we had 41 days left I don't remember I'm uh I'm currently helping me edit that episode because there is a uh it is a it is a [ __ ] show let me put it that way it's a it's a mess yeah if if you guys watch the last one holy [ __ ] um it was a the freaking barn burner I think the while we are recording now the the episode that um we did I think episode six is coming out today so but that one's getting premiered right now 420 that's the release date everybody who's listening on YouTube right now I finally settled on a release time so the podcasts come out on Tuesday at 4:20 uh they are premiered on YouTube so if you want to catch it live with us you know you can always watch it on there and U you know we might be might be in the chat right now in my phone I mean nobody's in there but eventually somebody will be get in there let's he some feedback we love it tell us what we're doing tell us what we suck at um tell me that Joshua was always too low in his microphone or that I'm too washed out in my face and like take we're not professionals here the only thing you want to hear is just us you don't need to see us that well like we're

fine I did however because we were talking holidays last time we were talking and chatting and just going over some nonsense did you know okay that in the United States we have over and these are like observance holidays so Plus Federal and everything that states and everything kind of just like okay holidays right there

is there is

553 holidays are observed like days in the United States 5 like National Margarita day and like National Talk Like a Pirate is that is that okay okay that makes sense then that makes a lot of sense but there's 500 so czy you could literally you could have there's more holiday there's it than there is days in the year so if you really if you had enough money you could party and have a reason to drink more than enough times every day in the you know every day of the year we got 553 of these things so that begs the question does every day have a holiday associated with it because if there's 500 of them you would assume that it would like level itself out and every day would have a specific specific holiday but there has to be a day that doesn't have a holiday right like every day can't be a holiday there depending on what state you live in or part of the world you live in there is a holiday almost every single freaking day of the year damn okay so what's today's holiday Joshua other than um I don't know you want to know what today's holiday here let me scroll down was doing let me get to the bottom for for those of you who want a reason to drink or go jump off a bridge whatever you want to celebrate uh I want to say I want to say Happy Thanksgiving to everybody this is the Thanksgiving episode this week um if you're spending time with your loved ones you know uh just be thankful be grateful that you still have people to hang out with and if you're just having friends thanksgivings you know have a good time enjoy it you know you can't can't take any of this [ __ ] with you so have a good time I ify as a dog you know who cares like that's all that matters that's that's all I got Happy Thanksgiving everybody yeah and if aliens if aliens have you know as discussed in the last episode of alien sh to my Thanksgiving I will let you know um M Mia may have edit this out but I did also request Jesus show up to my Thanksgiving that is correct I'll let you know if Jesus shows up that had that had been cut very quickly yeah so I don't mean to offend anybody but I did invite Jesus and Aliens yes yes he that is invitations are out this is the most mundane like the most respectful it was like it did not trust me everybody it's better if you didn't hear it you know we're trying to go for 101 episodes not not end on

nine come on man everybody's got to invite Jesus or A Jesus if you have a friend named Jesus invite him just do that too so josua what what is the what is the day what are we drinking today too this okay so this wasn't planned but it's it's pretty ironic that on November 21st it's World television day the fact that you're cancelling or you have cancelled

Netflix well you know hey so clearly you're not celebrating you're canceling I mean I could be celebrating that I'm cancelling and going straight to just TV you know so good point okay and and if TV is not your thing there's another thing you can celebrate on this day it's World philosophy day so that's kind of boring if you want to sit on a hot rock and and and kind of ponder and write a shortt story or come up with a hi cou today's your day oh that's [ __ ] great that's great josua so that's what I got for you if you want to celebrate today on November you figure out how many days left I have to live damn it after this episode you can have one less day I promise I'm over here looking up holidays what else you want me to do everything damn it hey Mia can be everywhere at once okay I'm going to I'm going to get my own little sidekick over here have someone to throw something Matt pretty soon here oh man well speaking of uh but yes I don't know how many we have left well speaking of no more days and [ __ ] um I looked up some fun facts Joshua for Thanksgiving um you know just some just some weird things right did you know Joshua these are all GNA be did you know questions this this one's weird did you know Joshua that turkeys have heart attacks but scientists are not sure

why I did I did not know that neither did I well the fact that you're going to be murdered and they probably know because it's bred into them every single year since thanksgiving's been proclam just have a generational they're not going to just yeah come

on I would like to look up the statistic at what point if a during the year if there's a higher chance of of heart attacks it seems the turkeys to be uh you know you're gonna die scared around November [Laughter] interesting I wonder why oh [ __ ] that's awesome [ __ ] here I'll give you a few more because some of these are pretty interesting um that's a good one turkeys can run up to 25 miles an hour almost as fast as Usain Bolt oh excuse me pretty crazy um let's see some of these aren't so interesting like the ones that I mean some of them aren't so interesting is this one literally says sometimes presidents pardon turkeys [ __ ] yeah we knew that that's but did you know this one Joshua speaking of like like holiday thingies or like um days holiday you know what I mean Thanksgiving Eve is the biggest drinking and pizza night of the

year whoa yeah people must be like well I mean it makes sense right people are they're going to prep for their turkey tomorrow and you know they probably don't want to cook so I'm just [ __ ] living life free right [ __ ] taking shots of Jagger shooting them back I could I could believe that well because I would you know pizza's big you know uh they do football on Thanksgiving so Pizza is like a staple during football games so I could see Pizza being one of those stapled yeah Thanksgiving kind of things yeah makes sense I believe too I didn't know that though but thank you you're welcome that's what I'm here for you know giving you the facts giving you all of the facts what else you got for me um I could name you some more shitty holidays if you want but I want to hear what you have to say shitty holidays um the largest turkey on record weighed 86 pounds about the size of a 12-year-old H that's [ __ ] crazy 86 P Joshua let's ask the question now the the question must be asked do you think you could take on an 86 PB turkey by yourself like fistic cuffs oh yeah yeah I I would grab that turkey but I don't run no so could this 25 or this 80 did you say 87 86 PB turkey can that 86 PB turkey still run 25 miles an hour though good question all right I think so that little [ __ ] yeah if it can't run 25 mph I'm catching it but I don't like to hurt animals so I I will probably just catch it pluck a feather just to prove to somebody I got it and then I will uh catch a release I you're doing it honestly I don't think you're doing it I think it's coming at you with those Claws and it's it's going for your jugular you know it it wants to tear you to pieces it knows what you did generationally you know it wants it wants revenge I think that piece of shit's having a heart attack before it even 87 it knows knows before I even get there trying to run up to you up just n he ain't making it yeah that heart's turning over blood clot eyes are popping out of its head that turkey is dead they

red that's not it's not getting away it's that's great so josua are you doing anything for Thanksgiving speaking of Thanksgiving you going to do anything fun uh we're going to do ham we're going to probably do tamali we're gonna do ribs oh [ __ ] um maybe a little tequila just a little uh just just a maybe a little tequila just a little bit um just a few maybe like 10 people you know something small my mom nice his girlfriend's parents parents sister yeah so very small very yeah nothing too wild I mean we're not having turkeys jump out of a cake or you know anything CRA yeah it's not going to turn into that kind of Thanksgiving it's gonna be very very mellow and now I think I work the next day too oh do you yeah that's like you open and closing actual work you know I don't to be honest with you I I would imagine I open though being the the the POS the position I'm in at work I I I would imagine you'd be surprised over here we're actually closing so it's kind of nice oh I'm get [ __ ] up interesting so so you do work yeah after that day yeah that'll be all right have a few hard ciders

[ __ ] it's yeah I I love Thanksgiving I mean too it's it's it's a good time to get together I I really do enjoy it it's just too much it's a lot of food honestly it is a lot of food and then it's like but the good thing is you have leftovers for the next few days and that's always good you

know I I agree the the problem with me and I've always had this problem is I eat until I get sick oh no if that makes sense has anybody ever eat until they got sick like just love food so much you put it so you packed your stomach so much that you actually threw up from eating so much food no I'm I'm sure it happens all the time I have not done that I've have you done that though I've gotten to the point where of like I've eaten a lot and like I felt nauseous but I've never like you know threw up or anything after eating that much food but yeah definitely got some got some nausea before

yeah no I've I've thrown up like literally the bite that was in my mouth I ran to the toilet and threw up Joshua along with everything else that I had chewed on like three minutes before it was still halfway down my stomach when it came out did it taste good and at that point I realized Joshua you need to chew

more I mean yeah that'll do when you're throwing up when you're throwing up you know whole chunks of tortilla and un chewed

beans you're swallowing your food you're not chewing your food oh my God that's yeah oh well I think that's a bigger problem Joshua than uh you know I I will but I'm going to give the credit to my grandma because it was when I was a kid and I used to I loved my grandma's food she used to make homemade tortillas beans and rice and eggs and chorizo and just like all the kind of food that that you know some people you know a lot of people can relate to that especially so it's just it's yeah it was so good and as a kid I didn't know when to stop so I just kept eating and eating and eating and eating and so you never stopped that habit and you just kep going I didn't didn't stop but now since then I have not thrown that's good you held an

inch I've been tempted oh man that's great um yeah yeah sounds like fun though sounds like you're gonna have a good time yeah it it should it should be fun I mean the work part not so much but you know we all got to work right everybody most of us got to work one day we won't have to this is all for fun one day Jos for we won't have to work we'll be retired on a beach somewhere in Venice you know living life free is that where you want to retire you don't take you you don't I don't take you as a beach retirement

guy I could go I mean after living up here for a while sitting on the beach don't lie to us I wouldn't mind sitting on the beach you know I would like it a lot more if I could just see the beach from my living room like

you know comfortably in my lazy boy while you guys are out there wi surfing or something with your good knees you know who good knees these knees are shot I grew up freaking riding bikes and you know playing sports and skateboarding and you know these knees are not good I'm broken skin boarding you know I was a very active extreme sport kid finds a way Joshua life finds a way yeah yeah but I yeah so okay you're not on the beach you're sitting in a lazy boy looking through the window uh to bring it back to Warrior ISM or whatever last episode that's me I'm as you're calling your landscaper to Windex your [ __ ] Windows because it's hard to see through you're like hey uh you missed the spot up here in my window can't see yep don't you know I'm retired that's going to be me that's that's definitely me lazy boy watching you guys do your thing out there preferably like to have the view of the beach if not I'll take like a good like mountain range like anything with like a natural like Earth wonder you know what I mean like mountains beaches Forest anything like that I don't want to stare at like a a city or like a I don't know like the back of someone's house like that's I don't want

that so are you like a uh uh party in the front business in the back are you a business in the back and party in the front kind of guy I think I'm more of a a party in the back kind of guy like I like okay I like that a little bit better Now The Lazy Boy it all makes sense all what about you Joshua what kind of what kind of retirement plan do you have what do you want to do so I am business in the front and party in the back as well L is that's makes sense why we're doing this together so yeah I think I could agree with you like I would love to be near the ocean but not on the ocean C because I unlike most people watch things that you know the Earth being destroyed type History Channel and like you know shows where tidal waves you know strike coastal cities so I'm I'm I'm kind of fearful that I living too close to the ocean but you put me up on a mountain where I can see the ocean that's probably what yeah like a private road down to the ocean that's probably a little too farfetched for my lifestyle what I'm going to be capable of doing as you can see I got a a [ __ ] t a TV for a background that's not a real background it's not a window I didn't cut into the what you didn't cut a window into the wall yeah that's no so but yeah I I would love a view of some blue but then be able to like you know go out on the deck in the back yard and see like mounts that'd be cool be really nice get the best of both way I want both yeah yeah just not too close not too close to the ocean yeah I'm with you being too close to the ocean has too many risk factors and on top of that like the amount of salt from the seawater like [ __ ] everything up for your house like people don't realize that those beach homes like if if you don't keep up with them they're they're [ __ ] garbage so yeah there there is a lot of corrosion and all that I mean you see a lot living around here driving around cars are all rusted that's that's salt water baby salty as [ __ ] yeah it's beautiful though but I mean like anything else there's the the good and the bad so what are you willing to sacrifice your you know your nice Tesla for a little bit of rust or you know a good view that's all awesome uh well Joshua this even though this episode comes out on Thanksgiving uh or the week of Thanksgiving I just got back from a trip Joshua we were down in the Southern California area um I think we talked about it in a like episode two or three I don't know it's it's been an early one um we just got back from Disneyland um this week and a boy our my arms tired cuz we your arms are tired how do your AR how your arms tired from walking we flew in because we flew into something oh got it got it it's right I'm just gonna cut this don't worry no no no no keep that in there keep that in there Big [Laughter] Bird so we went we went to Disneyland um for the Halloween bash that they do down there and uh it was actually pretty fun this is the first time we've been to that bash in over four years so it was pretty cool so I'm just going to give you like a small trip report that we did um let me start off by saying I will never again take a flight at that leaves at six o'clock in the morning all right I'm just not just not doing that ever again we had to be out of the apartment here at around 3 30 in order to get to this flight all right and so the airport's pretty far away from us so the airport's about a good 45 minute drive 50 if you catch traffic you know it can get close to an hour so we get up we go luckily no traffic right everything's smooth sailing baby we get there um you would think that there would be nobody in like the the TSA line but there was a lot of people there was probably a good like I don't know 100 120 people like per section and they only had two sections open so fair amount of people but uh we have the TSA pre-check so once we got there we got there at about like 4:15 and at 4:00 they opened up the TSA pre-check um for people to use and so we were able to go through there and kid you not like it took us two minutes to get through everything it was very nice so we make it to the gate uh and we have like two hours to kill and so and I'm sitting there and I'm like there there are a lot of people here right now and I'm like looking over my shoulder and I'm like it is 4 5 o'clock in the morning right now and there is probably a good 80 people next to me in this little gate area and I was like [ __ ] and so I I open up my phone and I'm like looking on on the little uh Alaska app as we're flying through it with Alaska and I was like oh this is a full plane and I I scroll down and I'm like oh and they changed the size of the plane to be smaller um so now there is a a weight list of people who need to get on this plane this early and they just shorten the size of our plane and I was like o that's uh that's pretty shitty um and so like they they start boarding right and we I'm not worried about it uh because we paid a little extra to be in like not first class but just right behind first class so you know you get me and my voyerism again get a little peek behind the curtain so what airline is this this is Alaska what airline Alaska okay I think you said that but I just I gotta you tuned it out that's right um so we get there we we start boarding uh and then I'm like looking through cuz you're you're still not flying we're boarding so I'm looking through on my phone and I'm seeing all these like weight listed people and it started off as nine people that were weight listed and then it grew to about 23 people that were weight listed and I don't think 23 of those people got on that flight um and the flight ouch it was so weird because it was like a mixture of like of like business people and children like there was probably an equal amount of like business people to children on this flight and then just like regular like you know people like myself and like just normal people right just couples um but I was like damn there's a [ __ ] ton of kids up real early like these kids this is crazy um and so we start going going and we're flying and you would think like with a Plane full of kids and stuff it would be bad but no luckily I I heard no kid crying like the flight was smooth um I couldn't fall asleep it's a three-hour flight I was suffering uh I had a so so no kid kick in the back of your chair no I was you didn't have any of those little I was moners do that I was surprised and maybe that's because we paid money to be up in the front right and it's like you know if you have kids you're really not up in the front you don't want to spend that money you know so maybe that's what it was but still um it was nice I got to have an old fashion so all these business all these business people just said f you kids you're sitting in the back like all these people like that had money like no like okay they got they got they were loaded but it makes sense right because I mean you're going to you're going to Anaheim so like there's a you know you're right next to La so it's you know know it's a it's AAL City so same thing with Seattle people fly in and fly out of Seattle all the freaking time for work um so we land everything's smooth go to our hotel drop off our stuff and then uh we go to downtown Disney and do um [ __ ] what did we do oh we made a custom Lego Joshua uh a custom like little mini fig guy uh I'll put a uh I'll put a a little picture thing in there um we did that and then we had lunch and then we had I think we went to get Margaritas this is where everything draws a blank for me Joshua because the whole trip consisted of just getting hammered and like walking around Disneyland and uh Disney California Adventure so from so from the first Margarita It all becomes it becomes a blur right and so we couldn't get we couldn't get into the parks that day because it was Saturday uh and so our annual passes oh you know first word problems uh we couldn't get in so that's what we had like a free day so that's why it was just like just drinking and like just eating basically what the [ __ ] you had problems kid no no so because the way the our P works is that you have to reserve specific days and the day that we got there wasn't a day that we could reserve so got it but it was fine we planned for that um but yeah it just got [ __ ] hammered uh and then the next day we went into the park and um let me tell you this Joshua ciders and seltzers they can be your best friend or they can be your worst enemy Joshua there is a cider or sorry a Seltzer at DCA that is cheaper than any mixed drink and any beer you can get Joshua I want you to guess the alcohol percentage of this cider it's cheaper than a mixed drink right cheaper than a beer how much do you think the cider is in terms of alcohol

content 8.2 oh all right% do you want another guess is that your final

answer let me go with

9.1 I love it josua I love it why you give me two just give me one love it Joshua this Seltzer is 10% Joshua 10% Jesus it tastes that's good that I mean 10% is quite quite High let me put it in perspective they make these canned Jack and cokes right those canned Jack and cokes like the legitimate Jack and Coke ones that come in the cans those ones are only 8% this is 2% more than a canned Jack and Coke and it's only $13 Joshua it sounds like a lot but when you're considering that you're paying 21 $25 $18 for a melada like $13 for a 10% Seltzer buddy we got so drunk off those seltzers that during the Halloween party we were stumbling around like no other I I am surprised that uh we were able to do everything that we wanted to do um we did the trick-or-treating we did the uh the little maze thing that they have we rode a bunch of rides we rode the Guardians of the Galaxy ride with I kid you not like six of those seltzers inside of me and that ride takes you up and down right and it it yeah that it is a tough one a tough one to handle let alone like without alcohol so the moral of the story Joshua the reason I bring this all up is because if anybody's going to DCA or Disneyland in general and you you drink these seltzers I just want you to know that they will creep up on you and you need to be very

careful because they are delicious also like they tast

amazing but I got to try one you do have to try one um that was basically the two days that we had um in DCA was just drinking all of the you were there like a week oh I'm getting to that yeah I'm getting to that you you were there a long time we were there for uh let's see about six days seven days so the first three days yeah you were you were a resident you could have changed your mailing address yes that was and like got your mail there for that was the plan that was the whole entire plan I was just going to stay with Mr Mouse and it was going to be fine um but your paycheck shows up you're like yeah right here Micky here just testing these testing these ciders or seltzers for poison you know just making sure no one's getting hurt uh but the first three days were basically just that just drinking and food uh we ate at all the usual places if people know Disneyland if not then um we ate at like kthy Circle we ate at U some of the lounges that they have there um all that was fun um I don't really have any like memorable things oh I do have a memorable moment um so after the Halloween stuff right is basically Christmas time right so like how we have the little Christmas stuff going over here uh but there's this weird in between time right so we were in that weird in between time where Halloween just ended and they're still still putting up the decorations for Christmas right and so doing this in between time uh or during this in between time they they tend to like sell really cheap tickets and so Halloween at Disneyland was super empty right you you waited probably less than 30 minutes for any ride that was throughout the whole entire day jeez that's actually really good it was extremely dead it's super good the next day Sur the following day pretty much triple that amount every Ride Like Jesus it was [ __ ] insane and then on top of that it was about 80 degrees 80 90 degrees and so we just basically had a chill day because we were both pretty hung over uh and we just like walked around Disneyland um and we had like a sandwich that was pretty good and then like we were going to go ride the train uh and so we're walking walk in towards Main Street and uh people don't know this about me but I'm a I'm a big like uh I watch a lot of YouTube and like Disney YouTubers um because you know that's just what I find comfort in um and as we were walking to Main Street to get on to the train I look in the corner of my eye and I see one of the YouTubers that I watch and I was like Star Struck I Stood Still for a second and uh I like turned over and I was like hey you're you're bricky this is uh his YouTube channel is hey Brookie and he does like videos about Disney and then like the design of Disney and stuff like that really cool I was like you're bricky and he's like yeah and it's like I had like an instant like oh [ __ ] don't meet your Heroes moment and I was like oh please don't be an [ __ ] please don't be an [ __ ] and no the guy was [ __ ] chill man probably one of the most nice interactions I think I've ever had with like somebody like that he like took the time out of his day to like say hi asked us a bunch of questions and then like um ask us what we were doing later like what like where we were going and like you know just being generally a really nice person and I was like ah [ __ ] I should probably subscribe to that channel now you're not subscrib you watch them you're not subscribed okay the this is this is what I'm talking about everybody who watches needs a subscribe to who you watch true it's it's just a cool thing to do it's just I mean it's just for the record I am subscribed you know it's just funny that's a joke um I I actually want to go subscribe to him now too because I don't know who this person is pretty cool great bricky channel name is hey bricky so hey bricky yeah very cool guy uh and then after that moment cuz we had two days left I I couldn't stop talking to Crystal about it and she's probably sick of hearing it I was just so like I was like I I never I never get to see people like that I never I never get to talk to anybody like that like that's not who I am I usually just sit back there and just watch them from afar yeah but man it was so cool like it was I was so happy and uh then we rode the train and the train was freaking awesome like it was a great day great day great magic moment and then it hit me Joshua as I was on the train and I was telling Crystal this I was like what are the odds you know what are the odds that you meet somebody like that you know and so I looked I looked into it right I looked into it and the only thing I could find was the odds of you meeting somebody in a city that you don't live in with somebody that you know right this is somebody you know like this is saying if I were to meet you somewhere out of the blue right the odds of that happening MH were 175

million and I was like so that has to be like double right triple maybe for somebody you don't know like on a personal

level and I thought I was like dang that's that is crazy so I'm looking up hey bricky as talking right now like I'm I keep telling me more about your trip cuz I'm I'm I've been to Disneyland a long time so it's I really want to go back I'm not quite the fanatic you are about Disney but I I think it's a really cool place and what they do with the place is it's pretty it's pretty amazing but bricky man this guy yeah he's he has a bunch of videos on tattoos sleeves he always wears glasses with a beard yep yeah pretty cool highly recommended videos from 34 minutes ago and your face is on the cover of it what sh oh [ __ ] all right guys we'll see you later uh says it says the heading of his is is two types of Disneyland fans which one are you Sean I I don't know which one you are just kidding um but that is the title of his latest video two types of Disney I'm watch which one are you sh uh but other than that let's see after that it was two days and then uh we basically the day after that we had it was uh Day of the Dead and so um we were able to at DCA they do um like this H I don't want to call it an A frienda but it's like a place where you can kind of like honor the dead you you can write their name of whoever you lost that year or whoever you lost in general and put it up on on this big old like chain link wall right that has a bunch of people's names and stuff on there and so we were able to do that and uh wrote some out for some people and it was just very emotional uh and then uh before that we were able to watch the the little Coco performance that they do which is they kind of reenact Coco with uh some of the like the florico dancers um and like muddy yuny divas and like it's really nice it's really pretty so we did that um and then after that we basically it just was like hanging out in the Parks you know you just kind of walk around enjoy The Vibes people watch like that's the biggest thing for me is just like chilling and you know watching

people but it was really fun though I mean Disney's a great place for that oh yeah it it really is yeah uh and then I think the last day the last days are always hard in general for vac vacations and stuff like that it's like you don't ever want to like leave your vacation um but the last day was just like some shopping and stuff that we did uh nothing crazy then we flew home and I think I think the hardest part about coming back are just like your mindset starts to change like the subtle thoughts of work start creeping back in oh yeah you know the the things that you're going to have to deal with but then you fight it you know it's like an addiction you're like no no I'm addicted to this drug of Disney but then the reality of coming back and being sober you're like [ __ ] you know I don't I want to be on vacation yeah I don't want to be back in reality yeah and then uh all I could think about was uh there's a a tiki bar there called Trader Sams uh and all I kept thinking was been there yes you have wait have I been there you did I go there with you did we go there together we went there together you've been there okay it's really love it's super nice uh but all I kept thinking about was like [ __ ] I just want to like just have a few more drinks in there just a few more drinks but shit's expensive I ain't got that kind of money yeah the Ambiance in there that like if those who haven't gone to that Tiki Bar it it is really cool Sean actually introduced me to that Tiki Bar I highly recommend it uh go check it out the drinks are great uh amb the is really good what's that don't they have a pirate drink like and then the whole place goes wild they have like little is there something you order or yeah they have um a few different one like a few different uh like specialty cocktails that will like do different things like the one you're talking about is the Shipwreck one uh they basically make you a shipwreck in like a barrel uh and then they'll like ring a bell and then there's like a little shipwreck in the back of the bar that'll actually like literally sink like a ship that'll actually sink like animates right a whole animation yeah it's it's super [ __ ] cool that's cool yeah highly recommend so anyways that was my trip report for anybody waiting on the trip report it was basically just drinking and um it's just having fun that's pretty much it so thank thank you for letting me

share no that that was good and at some point I would like to have a trip report for yall but my trip report is going to be a little bit different I've been I've been doing a little bit of research on iasa a little bit of DNT oh [ __ ] little bit of mushrooms really do so if anybody knows a little bit about me you know I'm not afraid to dabble in the so I have a question Joshua psychoactives you know I have a question do you are you not worried about the DMT trip that you would take because DMT is supposed to be the drug that your brain produces when you're passing away do you you think you're going to kind of ruin that for yourself when you inevitably uh pass on no I'm not afraid of it at all because I've already died [Music]

once I I I had a life-altering experience at the age of two I I don't want to go too in depth now but yes when I was two years old I had a life altering experience I'll just leave it at that happened in the driveway of of the the home I grew up in as a kid so some stuff happened to me I I'm going to go on the on the limb here I I I was two years old but I pretty much died I would say you know Joshua we'll leave it at that you don't have to say anything more we'll leave it at that yes uh because there's only 10 minutes left in this episode I want to I want to get through some stuff here yeah yeah so we'll get we'll get back to that but DMT mushrooms all that good stuff is on my list I will give you that trick hey maybe I'll take it with you guys awesome J all right let's go through some value finds do you have any value finds any fun finds yes I do Sean I have an awesome value find I do have an A this one I promise you folks costed me nothing cost you nothing it all it it zero zero [ __ ] right zero C could you want to take a guess at what

trying to figure out how to say this in the most like would you like to take a guess that it's it's a find that will only you can only benefit from only it costs you zero cost you Z zero all you had to do was just exist and be there cost you zero dollar and you only had to exist cost you Zer you just had to be there I have no [ __ ] idea idea Joshua is this like a bag of socks or something one guess one guess it it cost it cost me nothing zero you just had to be there at the right time at the right moment is this a pile of dog [ __ ]

again no but I that's coming next what is it josa I'm gonna give you the penny update from the last episode so this value find did not cost cost me a thing all I had to do is be

there this is what I [Laughter]

found is that $6 joshu all I had $6 this is six this is $6 all I had to do was be in the right place at the right time yeah yeah yeah so over the weekend when me and my girlfriend cuz you know we like to shop for things you know after seasonal fun findes and buys you know so we went to uh Michaels if you have a Michaels where you're at maybe you do maybe you don't but it's like a a a cool store bu of stuff Hobby Lobby you know like yeah yeah Michaels so we were walking down we're looking at the Halloween stuff which I got some other cool [ __ ] um 75% off so there's some other value stuff that I that's not as as this value find was because this didn't cost me [ __ ] so we were walking down the aisle you know when you see money on the ground you're kind of like okay you look to your left you look to your right you're like is there anybody around and so I got a little bit closer and what do you know I found $6 laying on the floor for me so what are you going to do with the $6 Joshua you going to invest it six I got $6 I got $6 everybody you know what I'm going to do with the $6 I might go play the lot with my $6 she that's great and with those $6 I might even play the lucky numbers that you guys might you know you may hear in a minute here all right josa do you have any six bucks that is my do you have any other finds this week so my other find this is more of an update for you so you know that pile of [ __ ] that I that I stepped on I was well the penny that was right next to it I was waiting for this one I was waiting for this is as worth as much as the pile of dog

[ __ ] is worth nothing I look this little bad boy up this Penny right here is worth one penny so well you know you can't win them all huh that's all I got yeah so I got my value six bucks I got my penny that's worth dog [ __ ] and that's all I got for you folks nice well Joshua I have I have no value finds but I do have two fun finds um I might just do one because we're kind of running low on time here um and it's the one I've been waiting to to open for a few weeks now uh the value find that I have is this uh little Funko soap pop guy and he is going to look like uh that little guy on the bottom there and he there's a bigger picture of him sorry the glare is kind of difficult but that is what he's going to look like right I haven't opened it yet because there's a chance there's a chance that we could get a um a Chase one which will be uh like how do I explain that uh black light like he'll just be like a orange orangy color and [ __ ] I highly doubt this one would be it but you never know I just unwrapped him and we're going to open this live on cam yeah open waiting weeks for this try to open the little top

Yeah Yeah there all right and he's in he's inside this baggie and let's go Joshua you're not going to [ __ ] believe this buddy check this out we found the chase let's go found Chase I can't believe that all right I'm I'm going to open them up for you guys this this was not planned like this is legitimately been sitting here waiting for this moment um I'm crying right now I'm crying this is [ __ ] awesome and so this is this cannot mean this is what he looks like so if you want to compare the other one is supposed to look like like this he has a a green hat on this one he has a pink hat yeah dude that's [ __ ] awesome they chase one what the sh dude that is [ __ ] awesome is that a pin it's just it's like a little POG they give it like a little remember those things pugs oh okay okay it's like that that's [ __ ] that is [ __ ] cool there you go everybody that is uh that is great I can't I can't shees oh Crystal's gonna be so mad she wasn't here to see yeah she wasn't here to see no just package that thing up she'll just package it back up she'll yeah anyway that was awesome way to go everybody thank you all for watching that uh Joshua let's stick on this lucky streak that great give me these lucky numbers or my fortune whichever one you want to do first I want to

do the fortune but like like we've kind of been messing with in in the past here I uh we're going to give you we're going to do options here okay can you see the numbers can you see if you can cannot unfortunately it's kind of blurry okay so uh wait I see a is there a seven six yes seven it is okay seven or six I want you to know where your other option is seven or six for your fortune I'm going to say seven today uh because that's the first one I saw so you know maybe I get lucky okay let's check this cookie out let's check the cookie oh Special K let's give him something good let's go I'm on a high right now Josh I don't care what this Fortune is right

now come on cookie give us something special here we go so for today's fortune on November

21st you have a yearning for Perfection can't say I'm wrong once

again our Fortune your fortune you have a yearning for Perfection again everybody not still not a fortune but yeah we'll let we'll let it slide it's real now on the good let's give you some numbers lucky numbers everybody here we go lucky numbers are 12 46 19 31 43 and 14 one more time 12 46 19 31 43 14 nice win some [ __ ] let's get lucky everybody to work Baby

Bam play them all righty everybody that's that's going to do it for our episode today thank you and also Happy Thanksgiving um like I said earlier you know enjoy the time you have with your people that you're with now even if you don't like them enjoy the time you have with them um yes we'll be back next week for another episode I don't think I have anything else to say on this one Josh you have anything else to say hey Happy Thanksgiving everybody enjoy Jesus the aliens are waiting for your God you know for you to show up all right peace everybody that's all I got

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