Sorry For The Delay | EP.7 | Fireplaces, Thanksgiving & Aliens
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: [None This Episode]
Joshua: [None This Episode]
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open: Mia’s Intro, Fireplace Ads, And The “Blue Flames” Mystery
01:32 The Mayan Calendar Countdown & Last-Minute Christmas Shopping
02:33 This Day In History: Einstein’s Quantum Theory, Apollo 12, Super-Earth
07:08 Background Ads Attack; Mia’s “Cat Photo” Emergency Fix
11:05 Thanksgiving Foods We Hate: Grandma’s Green Lime “Salad”, Subway “Thanksgiving” Subs
16:45 The Great Green-Bean Casserole Rant
26:24 Yams From A Can Vs Real Yams (+ Tamales Tangent)
33:57 Olives Are Canceled, Pickles Are Praised
36:15 National Pickle Day Revelation
38:58 Mothman Festival Plans & Renaissance Fair Dreams
43:03 Fast-Food Photo Lawsuits And False Advertising
45:11 Would You Pardon The Turkey?
47:40 $500 Turkey Hotels And Turkey Pageants
51:00 Who We’d Bring To Thanksgiving: Obama, Then… Aliens
53:36 Value Find: Amazon Mic Deal
55:26 Fun Finds: Squish Ghost And Orange Cat
56:17 Fortune Of The Week: Foreign City & Lucky Numbers
57:39 Wrap-Up: Holidays, Travel, And Backlog Update
-SOUND BITES-
• “You saw it here first: Joshua’s background — blue fire.” — Cold open chaos with Mia and Sean reacting to the fireplace, Sean.
• “I only go by pictures… the picture books.” — Confession about reading habits during the blue-flame bit, Sean.
• “According to my Mayan calendar… you only have 47 days left.” — Fake-doom countdown gag, Joshua.
• “Thank Albert Einstein for lasers.” — This Day In History science shout-out, Joshua.
• “We may have fudged it… but I do think we got there.” — Moon-landing skepticism, Sean.
• “Save your sperm — maybe your kids will get there.” — Super-Earth riff goes off the rails, Joshua.
• “Mia, just throw a cute cat picture over the ads.” — The fireplace ad fix becomes canon, Sean.
• “Sorry Grandma… I never swallow.” — The cursed green lime ‘salad’ at Thanksgiving, Joshua.
• “Green bean casserole? Hard pass.” — Unfiltered holiday food take, Sean.
• “Don’t eat the canned yams.” — The skull-and-crossbones PSA, Joshua.
• “Olives are canceled. Forever.” — Salty, briny nemesis declared, Sean.
• “Today is National Pickle Day.” — Crunchy holiday fun fact, Joshua.
• “Would you pardon the turkey… or chop that bird?” — Commander-in-Chief hypotheticals, Sean.
• “I’m bringing President Barack Obama.” — Dinner guest draft, Sean.
• “I’m bringing aliens to Thanksgiving.” — Universal conversation starter, Joshua.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: You will be spending some time in a foreign city soon.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 13, 16, 35, 46
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Squish ghost plush, orange cat plush
Joshua: Amazon microphone (approx. $72 deal)
Artwork Shoutout: Mia’s “Cute Cat” ad-cover still (emergency overlay during fireplace ads)
Transcript
welcome to episode seven of sorry for the delay I'm your editor Mia and on today's episode the boys fly off the rails with a fireplace that won't stop showing ads a topic about Thanksgiving foods that they hate and they wrap it all up with who they would bring to a Thanksgiving dinner this one is going to be a doozy enjoy the show 3 2 1 hello Joshua welcome to sorry episode seven oh you're welcome uh I like your blue flames back there very very blue I didn't even know they're blue I thought they're red is that what color that is oh maybe my white balance is off check [ __ ] check my eyes Jesus check my eyes blue [ __ ] I didn't even know they made blue fire this might be something new we might be on a new scientific discovery you saw it here first Joshua's background blue fire blue fire I think blue fire is a thing though I think it's like a it's supposed to be like super hot I mean fire is obviously hot but it's supposed to be like supercharged fire which is why you have like blue fire and then you have like white fire so it makes sense I me you're just you're just spicy I guess depending on what planet you're on I guess depending on what science books you read or whatever you know like that yeah that blue flame does exist hey I don't even read books I can't read you know that Joshua I only go by pictures the picture books the picture books picture and coloring that's what I do but but yeah but long pause no okay long pause so Sean did you know did I know that we only have 47 days remaining until the end of the year 47 day Joshua I feel like your count is some so wrong how do I only have 40 days left in my year right now Joshua because so scared according to the Mayan calendar I use here the Mayan calendar is it like one of those giant Stone calendars yes this is a giant Granite Circle sitting in my room and according to my Mayan calendar you my friend only have 47 days left so for the rest of you people on this planet get your [ __ ] together if you haven't gotten some [ __ ] fixed or whatever you want to do by the end of the year you you only got 47 days left and to rub it in your face even more you had you know 318 days before today to get your [ __ ] straight so if you haven't done it by now get that's fixed [ __ ] great uh to piggy back off of that uh start your Christmas shopping like if you haven't started your Christmas shopping already you're you're you're [ __ ] behind you have you have less than 50 days you have le you have 40 days to start your Christmas shopping and that is awful so please for the love of God do something yeah I I'm that person I'm guilty I will raise my hand I do last minute shopping that is me shame yes sorry to everybody who gets those shitty gifts because I found it last minute Josh gave me another book a gift card it's expired [ __ ] damn it I was supposed to give that to you last crack I got it from said it was nuts and it was still good yeah yeah me and crackheads go way back we we talked about this another episode ago we yes we did I I've Got Friends in high and low places yes yes well Josh lay it on us what what are our these days in history this day in history for this week so I've mentioned before I'm not a scientist I'm not anything we just got talking about blue flame all this [ __ ] like true so there's a there's a couple cool things in science uh that have happened on this day one of them being on 1908 a gentleman by the name of Albert Einstein presents his quantum theory of light so for those of you like myself who don't even know what the hell that is cuz I I know very little I did a tiny bit of research there's giant books with big words in it it's it's it's good you know but things like lasers televisions certain light bulbs there's a lot of things that came to us um due to the quantum theory of light and have you ever heard the the term Photon the the little particle of light a photon came out of this quantum theory of light so thank Albert Einstein for lasers you know the ones used to point at your teacher in schools or you you know you you know all that [ __ ] we all I point them at airplanes now yeah I know right hanging around the airports let's go point that so Albert Einstein thank the guy smart as [ __ ] quantum theory of light check it out if you love science like I do umyu but cool [ __ ] the next thing I got for you on this day in history we're keeping it with science in 1969 the Apollo program NASA launches Apollo 12 and it's the second crude mission to the surface of the Moon so oh [ __ ] Moon Believers second mission the second mission these these guys got there I wish I had the names I do not have the names but we've gone to the Moon before apparently L this one was real the first one was fake but these guys made it apparently out do we got to go in a tangent on that real quick are you a believer that the first one was fake is that a thing no you feel that way I think it was I I okay so we should we could have an episode on this for those who are into this kind of talk I love this kind of talk and we'll get there eventually I'm sure um oh yeah I'm of the Mind Body and so that possibly the initial release of the original like we got there like the born date of we landed like the day that we got there that was everybody is cheering I don't know if that was the official day you think like the government made that up to say that we did it but like we did it later on yeah you know what I mean we may have fudged it okay okay we may like the flag's there the the stuff's there we got like like the release of a you know like a car that's not ready you know comes out but nobody gets to drive it because it's a piece of [ __ ] still so they I kind of think that they may have fudged it a little bit but I do think we did get there okay I see that I feel that theory that makes sense yeah so uh I don't know what to believe I mean there's so like you said we can get into the Weeds on it and we won't but you know uh I'm still on the fence I can be convinced one way or another so I love the topic I I think we will get there eventually like aliens and all that we're we're going to get there folks we're oh we got we got to aliens we we definitely got to aliens Joshua we're we're going to get deep into this kind of talk because I love this kind of [ __ ] um so we got there second time okay the next thing I found the third one on my list we're we're again don't need to repeat myself but we're keeping with the theme because I love science I'm into this [ __ ] and 2018 astronomers announced discovery of super Earth of a super Earth planet it's supposed to be 3.2 times bigger than the Earth orbiting a red dwarfed uh binary star six light years away it's a mouthful but we found another planet that's looking good that we could possibly set up shot on and it's it's bigger than actual Earth right three or yeah 3.2 times bigger than the earth damn you imagine the Earth right now like the Earth pretty big place right we only know the one Earth right but pretty big place now to have an earth three times bigger mhm sheesh that's insane that's insane and think about your flights think about where you're going how long it's going to take to get somewhere this is this is real stuff man this is they are finding these things out there and eventually if we don't blow ourselves up first and you love this [ __ ] like I do save your sperm because maybe your kids will get there we're not save your sperm yeah oh wow I didn't even think about that that's a great idea who but who wants to save this nobody needs I don't need to save any of this Joshua that's I'm okay like you nah we don't need we don't need another one of these in the world you know I got jars of it in the fridge so we're good over here like I'm I'm bottling this [ __ ] you know good Joshua you're you're um your fire place turned into oh my God see Einstein your quantum theory of light cut that [ __ ] out Jesus don't worry Mia will'll cut all that out my god did it really change again I I us usually yeah gosh and we're back oh my God blue flame did you have anything else Joshua um do I have anything else no for this day in history always if you got something better put it down there let us know I'd be curious and I'm interested in what you you know what interests you yeah I'm a science guy I would like to know that too I like the science theme that you went with Joshua that's really [ __ ] awesome it sure as hell beats the theme that we had last week um I'm not even going to mention the theme we had last week like we don't we don't need to talk about it yeah you gotta you get just go check it out just got to watch it you know go check it out get yeah there's some
stuff but although I mean I have my notes up right now so I can see what we're talking about this weekend I think the subject kind of gets brought back on its own Joshua oh God God are we going to go back are we getting back we just we were just there we were just there but you know considering brand new week brand new audience you know okay people need to know you know yeah I mean we're learning stuff from Einstein from 1908 we're learning stuff from the apolloo program 1969 let's what if we go back a week who gives a [ __ ] you
know literally who gives a [ __ ] let's go there who oh Joshua let's let's talk about it let's you know this is the what is this the third second week in November so Thanksgiving usually yeah usually you got the day right good job Thanksgiving is usually on the third Thursday of of the month um so we're one week away from Thanksgiving but I feel like we we've missed the whole subject last week and we need to talk about about like the best Thanksgiving food josua or maybe if like I don't know you you tell me Joshua like is there a food that you don't like to eat at Thanksgiving Joshua or maybe a food that maybe I don't know let's say gives you a little bit of diarrhea so I I will say there there is a dish sorry Grandma and sorry all the grandmas out there who make this stuff maybe maybe your mom makes it maybe your even your girlfriend makes it and you're just like holy [ __ ] I didn't buy those ingredients for a reason on the way home and somehow she had them in the cupboard so there's this weird artificial lime green it almost looks like um yogurt but it may be Jello-O the consistency of it and and it has marshmallows in it does if anybody knows what that thing is I don't it's yeah it's like a lime I think it even tastes limey the the times I pretended to eat it in front of my grandma what's that like if it didn't taste like lime I would be even more disturbed by it you know what I mean like why is it green and it doesn't tastes like lime you know yeah it's some sort of concoction that she makes every single year and it gets put in front of me sweetheart you know I love this stuff and I do put it in my mouth sorry Grandma I never swallow um there a lot of dirty napkins come come Thanksgiving in front of my [Laughter] plate hygiene you know my godamn it Joshua God Dam it how come you're never hungry for seconds grandson well Grandma your food is so good it's feeling only with one plate um but I I really do try to enjoy in the in the food in the festivities you know um Thanksgiving at Grandma's house is always fun you know you're with your family you're watching football you're enjoying you know all the good times um so so yeah it's it's it's good despite sometimes the food doesn't always um hit the mark hit the mark I get you I get you but I have discovered one last thing I have discovered if you're in a pinch Subway does do Thanksgiving sandwiches for people so you can really yeah Subway has a Thanksgiving meal and they will send you boxes full of 6in Subs turkey avocado what yeah they do that oh [ __ ] I that's good to know that's almost like a knowing that Chinese food places are open on Christmas that's a good fact like thank you Joshua thank you for letting me know safe or Subway is open I will have some of that um yeah I was gonna make a controversial take here um I don't care for [ __ ] green be and casserole like that's just not not a fan of it what's in that again I remind me what's in a I mean it kind of speaks for itself but what's is um mainly uh cream of mushroom uh like a can of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom cream of mushroom um if I remember correctly there's um what are those things called green beans and then there's also uh those little [ __ ] onions like the [ __ ] they're like onion chip things I crunchy onions crunchy onions is all I remember but I'm not a fan I'm just not a fan I don't know if it's just like the flavor of the cream of mushroom or I don't know maybe because like my family doesn't really make that like that's not one of their like our dishes that we make so we tend to like just skip over that and so like when we have family over who does make that like it's never good I don't know it's gross makes me [ __ ] [ __ ] my pants every time it's I'm not a fan definitely not a fan but you but you still try it though like you still well you you kind of have like you have to because like maybe that's the year maybe that's the year that they got it right you know like maybe that's the year right may just like you and your grandma right maybe this is the year that it's it's better you know it's maybe right and it never is it never is it's always always it's always garbage it's just I'm sorry you took the time and effort to do it like we you should have just brought over a pie like oh yeah back to the pie yeah yeah but you know it's it's funny because whenever you eat or try bad food you you you kind of still like in a way you're paying respect like thanks for for doing it you know it's like it's it's kind of you just I don't know you kind of you do try it for the fam you know yeah you have to I mean it's like you have to it's a respect thing right you always want to respect your elders you always want to respect who who brought over some food right like yeah the food's garbage but you at least got to try it that's the thing and it kind of comes down to like not only just like Thanksgiving right but like in general like if I go over to your house Joshua and you make food like I got to at least have a little bit of food you know you you went out of your day to to make the food and to like cook the food like to do everything right I got to have at least a little bit like that's or else it's rude it just feels rude and inconsiderate I I will say though I know we're talking about bad food but I've been over to your place and I I do have to say you you do make a good you do make good food Sean you really do oh thank you thank you J you know you know how to flavor something you know how to to to put dish together so I know we're talking about [ __ ] that sucks but you do know you do know how to cook my friend and oh thank thank you my little my little heart anytime Joshua you want to come over I mean maybe in a few months yeah I'm gonna be there yeah yeah you are we're both gonna be there we're gonna be sitting tip to tip very soon here TI to tip oh it's gonna be so weird it's gonna be weird having you like weird in a good way you know like like the first time you get kissed or like below the waist
just it's going to be nice it's going to be nice to hold you and feel your
warmth okay okay I'm gonna prepare myself like you know how you say like are we talked about maybe in one of the prior episodes when you invite some money over have expectations if somebody's coming house I know what you identify as have expectations you know know your audience have expectations who's walking through your
door yeah we all know our friends we know we know we know who's coming over you know yeah for sure can I bring it back to the gross ass Foods though real quick yeah um I like yams yams Joshua do you like yams like yams okay so I've had both I've had yams in a can which are gross which are gross I don't even know if those things are even made every year I think this just sit in a I think they just sit in some [ __ ] Warehouse sorry are I think they just sit in some dark sweaty bloody place so mad yeah I [ __ ] Warehouse just [ __ ] yams dude somebody made these things years ago and just going damn I got to get rid of these things there so don't do the yams in the can you can cook you got to change that you got to change your video it keeps going to an ad over here what the [ __ ] Jesus does it does keep doing that all yeah how do I do that what the [ __ ] um not how do I do I know how to do that what the [ __ ] beautiful hours should I do that one I just I just I just don't know if they'll have ads though honestly yeah I I usually watch them before I I put them on like I'll like I'll be doing this like I'll be gaming and [ __ ] and I'll just pay attention to the background and then I'll just see if they have ads should I try this one have you have you had this one before no the last one I had it shouldn't had ads either like but I don't know [ __ ] if I know well just cut the [ __ ] out go to freaking black screen darn it [ __ ] off [ __ ] you know we we'll edit this [ __ ] out who [ __ ] cares figure we'll figure out a way to do it yeah just just clip it Mia will jump in give a middle finger and say [ __ ] ads and then I think we'll just like uh Mia will put a image on there for you like oh yeah up there yeah yeah that's that's a good call Mia on the on the snap go ahead and put I don't know some AI [ __ ] image on there and see if it sticks throughout the whole episode I know my head will be going up into it like this and [ __ ] hey everyone it's Mia sorry Sean I'm not going to do that mainly because that's a ton of work so to compromise I'll use a cute cat picture if it happens again this is so
[ __ ] back to the yams Joshua I want to know about your yams baby don't okay I'll I'll start the way I said it before don't eat runchy yams in a can open a cookbook be like sea over here learn how to cook flavor your stuff and you'll you'll you'll you'll love yams you'll you'll learn to love yams if you do not have them from a can so you're saying you've had yams cooked very well before okay like actual yams yeah but the ones in the can scared me away from it like I didn't want to eat every time I saw him in a bowl I was like dude those things are gross cuz every time I saw yams I thought they only came from a can thought they were just grown in the can yeah rotten like mold that's the way they taste it gross so uh when when you're family makes yams do they make them uh like no my family doesn't make them that's the problem my family doesn't make them they get brought over and the can gets opened in front of me and they get put in a a crusty old Bowl that's yeah it's every time I've seen a yam like when I was a kid it was just a a rusty old can opener just twisting it and then they just dump out this diarrhea slop of a freaking what they call a yam translates into [ __ ] yum yam [ __ ] I don't know like uh yam looks like what it comes out as yeah it's just it it looks like a turd oh that's great that's great so don't eat it nobody okay got it so then how do you know some yams are good though like when have you had a good yam who's made that good yam for you they actually cooked them like I saw that like they the whole yam like there was a yam a real yam is how many times can we say yam I know right it's terrible H don't eat the canned yams if I could just do a big old fat header over this thing like with skull and crossbones mm don't eat them there's better foods like tamali have tamali oh I love tamali are you a red sauce tamale guy Joshua or are you a green sauce tamale guy um I am a big chicken fan so I usually go green but I love the flavor of the red okay yeah see I'm a big pork guy so I like yeah I like the red so green is not doesn't cut it with me like when I think tamale I think red tamale like red Somali sauce every time now it's making me hungry God damn
it yeah that's awesome so tamali and sets tamali and set Gams I'm all for it baby do you have any other Foods Joshua that you just don't I mean it doesn't have to be Thanksgiving related right I mean we started with Thanksgiving it could be anything like do you have any other foods that just make you make you just want to just punch it in the face kind of thing
um I'm going to I I I don't know the name of it I'm going to be real honest with you but I did have a girlfriend who it was like the I think it was like fish eggs on like a cracker you talking about but they were like pink and there was like a pink spread with with pink fish eggs on top of it and it was I wish I knew the name I should have you yeah I should have been better prepared for the question but there is a nasty dish got that we can completely cut cut out what I just said but I will put it in there for it she'll put in what what it was called or whatever it's it's really bad we get I'll let you know what it is after this because I have to look it up and I'm not very good at doing instant research you know what I'll give you some I'll give you some time to look it up here I will tell you one of the foods that makes me want to punch the [ __ ] out of it is what I like to call disgusting olives just olives in general I cannot stand um I don't know if it's a texture issue I don't know if it's like a a saltiness issue like whenever I see olives in something or like on a menu like I just I just just can't I can't eat it it's h i don't know it just it just makes me my stomach turn and it's gross that's a big one olives nastiness I like olives um a lot of people do a lot of people love olives and like more power to you you know that's why there's Yin and yangs right like I don't want my olives so I'm going to [ __ ] ship them off to you like and the world is a better place for it which is really weird because I like pickles and pickles are like salty and Vin Vin VIN vinegary I could speak and so like s of the same thing with olives but I just don't like olives like I think I don't know I don't know what it comes down to maybe it's a texture issue like maybe like if an olive was like crunchy then maybe I might like it I don't know but even saying that out loud makes me feel sick so who knows I don't know just olives are [ __ ] gross there's my 10-minute rant on olives you're welcome Olive lovers so I I really I really like the fact that you brought up you like pickles yeah because I found something on pickles today that oh [ __ ] you're gonna love it's not a long story but it is okay a fact wait did you step in a big old pile of pickles on your your way home from work is that what happened no I didn't step in pickles but I did find out today is National pickle day oh [ __ ] November 14th is National pickle day oh my God after this I'm gonna go [ __ ] eat a pickle because that sounds delicious I have no idea I didn't even know this either but it traces its roots back to National pickle um International pickle week which was started yeah it's a whole week which was started by the national pickle pickers Association in 1949 holy [ __ ] can we just give you a round of applause for for saying that without [ __ ] that up that was beautiful Joshua way to go buddy holy [ __ ] there was so there I need a whole week dedicated to pickles I mean I love pickles so I'm okay with that that is [ __ ] awesome yeah look look that up if you love pickles there actually is a a national pickle week that and there is a a a pickle pickers Association it's a real thing I know that's a thing that's a that's [ __ ] crazy oh uh actually speaking of that that just reminded me uh in the Halloween episode we talked about the Moth Man festival Joshua now this is like a few now this is like weeks ago at this point but they are coming back in 2024 right September 21st and the 20th they're doing the festival again where where does that take place again [ __ ] remember no we don't remember that that is anyways you better F we better figure it out we're going 2024 coming to you live from MTH Man festival you think people dress up like Mothman during oh yeah I saw pictures yeah they they they go all out like and they have a statue to moth man it's [ __ ] crazy I would yeah what is this yeah so we're doing it 2024 I'm I'm down with I'm down with them I you know there's a lot of festivals out there for the tangents and festivals that I would really like to go see Mothman probably be one of them like that the other one that they do is the uh not thanks giv related but the one where they all dress up um in like like the knights and what's that one where they all oh Renaissance like a Renaissance F the Renaissance Fair like that one that would be awesome to check out um yeah I feel that there's a yeah there's a few like that that are just like everybody dresses up and it seems like a really good time like everybody's got a good attitude you know it's just it's just fun yeah I got that that makes sense sounds fun did you figure out what that food was Joshua that you I'm looking at a lot of pictures over here but holy [ __ ] you looking at a lot of pictures of this food you discussed dude no like like but see the thing about pictures is they're they're deceiving right like how many times have you seen I think isn't a fast food currently getting uh sued for this right now um like the way the food looks isn't actually as good as it tastes I mean but that's always been a thing though like that's common knowledge right like you know that the [ __ ] photo is not going to look anything like the thing you're G to get like that's not I don't know that's not something that needs to be sued over yeah I think it's um who I think it's I think it's Burger is it Burger King somebody's somebody's getting uh getting in trouble right now now for the lack of it's like false advertisement interesting it's in yeah somebody I know uh we could if we were faster with the our fingers we could we could let everybody know and do research really fast but we're not that fast not yeah yeah um sure it's Burger King [ __ ] him is it is it did you find it no I didn't find it I was [ __ ] you bastard you're good no we're just going to [ __ ] on Burger King right now so yeah it's Burger King [ __ ] him so can we bring it back to thanksgiv let bring it back of course so what are we talking about we talked about shitty um yeah just shitty Thanksgiving F shitty food yeah um what else have we already we we covered a few things right but I I really want to know on Thanksgiving if you are the commanderin-chief
are you going to pardon the turkey are you going to chop thaty yeah I want to know what you're gonna great question Joshua great question you know um if I was the commander-in-chief you know it's a tradition right it's a tradition I think at this point it symbolizes American Freedom you know cuz we're we're letting this bird live giving it's freedom and that's the American way right we have the choice to say you cannot have your freedom bird you know so I think as a man of tradition and family values and family traditions I think I would continue the tradition and I would I would let the bird be pardoned you know but at the same time this is this is where I get it at the same time I'm gonna find its brother I'm going to murder him because we got to eat we got to eat turkey that's the thing like you you turkey and ham on Thanksgiving those are just facts right so someone's got to sacrifice so would you still pardon the turkey if you knew it that it stayed in a 400 or $500 night Hotel the night before the day of the ceremony is it getting its dick sucked its little turkey dick like what what according to reader digest um the the little bird in question
here I I will not say who the president was at the time but this was in 2019 okay when it was reported that the little bird the big bird um stayed in a hotel room that cost around $500 a night the night before being parted what the [ __ ] that's n I'm not I'm not okay with did we pay for that did we did taxpayers pay for that ask yourself that question did I pay for a turkey to sit in luxury like because if that's the case that motherfucker's dead like he's had his last meal like that gu like I want to know what that tastes like now you know like that them breast must be the moist moistest breast I've ever had as as nice as it seems that this that that this turkey does get pardoned you know what I mean because it's kind of like tradition let's pardon the turkey it's reported that these turkeys that do get pardoned only live a few more months after the day they get pardoned oh my so they die anyway they die they dive pretty quick after they are saved and it's only because of how they're raised um prior to it um I don't feel so bad yeah like knowing that it's going to die should you just like feed somebody with it anyways um yeah yeah I would I would still feed them you have to you can't let that go to waste you know yeah there's there's so like like if you're interested in this whole turkey thing there's so many fun facts on it like the the the birds that are picked um they're picked from a group of a group of 50 of them and prior to being put in front of a camera they're also subjected to music lights um groups of loud people all in preparation for them to to be in you know to be in front of a camera it's it's quite interesting man it's it's kind of funny so these birds have a pageant show is that what you're telling me a pageant show to find the most relaxed Bird right is that what's happening is that what you're telling me the [ __ ] the these things are like when you see them they are handpicked and they are selected for a reason because they're good in front of a camera they look good under the lights and they can handle crowds that's [ __ ] insane I mean I it it makes complete sense right it makes complete sense right you need you need a bird that not going to freak out and start pecking at the [ __ ] president of the United States but still like are we are we paying for this are we paying for this to to happen like please please don't tell me we're paying for it and we probably are knowing knowing this we probably are right yeah we're paying for it for sure we are paying there's some pretty funny pictures I I don't know if I can show them but there's some good ones is like President trying to Wrangle these birds as they're like yeah it's it's funny um but am I am I gonna save the bird no yeah are you no the bird's the bird's gonna die all right okay yeah even if it didn't stay in a $500 night Hotel still dying yes yes people are hungry people need to eat the bird's going to die and and this is only based off the research that I've done which is not very much but the fact that it's going to die shortly after and it just goes to waste just you know maybe we feed some people with that bird a presidential that seems like such a waste like if nobody's if nobody's eating it after it's dead like come on that seems so wasteful yeah let's let's eat let's eat the bird I'm with you you know Joshua speaking of eating and birds like you guys are eating at a dinner table I want to know if you could bring anybody like anybody you wanted alive or dead who would you want to sit with you at the dinner table Thanksgiving
table who would I want to sit with me oh my goodness who would I want to sit with me like it could be anybody it could be anybody any body anybody you want anybody anybody anybody anybody is it is it can I say Jesus sure you can say Jesus I don't know if anybody's gonna show up but sure like the real Jesus I'm not talking about the Jesus okay I know people are real religious about this I don't want is this going to be cut so Joshua if you could sit if you could bring one person with you to sit at the table of Thanksgiving who are you bringing I want to sit with I know we're going off the rails
here oh my God Joshua uh who I was no you go you you go let me think about it because you got yours picked out I didn't even pick one yet oh I don't have anybody picked out josua I was I was thinking about it as you were you were falling right now so holy [ __ ] has I'm falling down off the [ __ ] as I'm falling off the [ __ ] rails on [ __ ] I mean I guess so this breaks down into two different categories here Joshua well a few different categories but we'll just separate it by two is it either going to be a celebrity right well I mean I guess I mean everybody famous is a celebrity right or is it going to be like I don't know like a person in history you know like that's the problem it's hard like I don't know what what kind of vibe am I going for right I think we got to set the table here like we're at Thanksgiving all right am I with my family or am I with you guys you know what I mean like am I with my friends right if I'm with my family I'm probably bringing somebody different than if I'm with my friends right because like if you're with your family and you bring like Jack Black that could be pretty fun right Jack Black seems like an entertaining guy right yes I agree but if you brought like I don't know someone boring like Neil degrass Tyson like dude that guy's yeah I I maybe he just wants to talk about science like what if I don't want to talk about science all the time I don't want to know why my turkeyy is undercooked you know you don't want to know why your holees black why are there's black holes I don't want to know any of that you know what I mean like granted he's a great guy and very intelligent I just don't know if I want intelligence at my din dinner table you know like I don't know if I want that much intelligence at my dinner table you know so maybe a comedian what if I just want yeah maybe if I just want jokes yeah bring a comedian you know that's yeah you make I could and then it's like if I could have anybody like any that's hard that's hard like do you do it for selfish reasons like do you just like I don't know I don't know I I guess I'm I pose the question who would you want to sit with at a Thanksgiving dinner who would you bring Friend or Foe who who you GNA bring am I bringing somebody I'm into Friend or Foe at Thanksgiving I'm GNA bring somebody who's gon to answer questions somebody who's gonna to to um solve Mysteries like somebody who was there like who was there like am I am I bringing a great Pharaoh like how were the Egyptian how how were but see then there would be a language barrier Joshua language barrier you would not understand what he's saying like if you brought if you just took they drew pictures maybe he can draw me a few pictures maybe we speak in pictures you GNA study hieroglyphics to to communicate with this
man see you know I I think I have it I think I got it okay who okay say it pose the question POS the the question was what is the question am I bringing Friend or Foe to the Thanksgiving table and the answer is friend I'm G bring a friend uh and I think to piggy back off yours I'm gonna bring Obama President Obama right because one he can answer my questions about things right two he's very entertaining and three homie likes to dabble in the Mary jay baby is that is that proven that he he has yeah that's proven a taste for the the devil's lettu taste for the the devil's lettuce yes Obama has a taste for the devil's lettuce yes sir so that's who I'm bringing I'm bringing President Barack Obama President Barack Obama yes sir okay so I still haven't answered the question who am I going to bring I I didn't answer the
question and you still have not answered the question I still have not answered the question why is it so difficult I'm I'm like fading it's because the choices the choices are too vast so it's like you have too many options and it's difficult to pick something with that many choices yeah I I think it's just going to come down to well because you okay how about this the person I'm bringing to my Thanksgiving dinner okay is going to be the aliens I'm bringing the aliens to the dinner table okay why I'm bringing aliens to the dinner table just so we can have a nice conversation um about if they're bringing Technologies to us if they're bringing uh War to us if they really want to see human success are we just an experiment um answers answers I'm always looking for answers I I want to know why and if they show up bigger picture if aliens show up to my Thanksgiving dinner well guess what I'm the first person that can say they're real yeah I mean facts very true and I guess for this I'm trying to debunk your your thing here but you're you're probably there's probably no language barrier right because they're so far Advanced that they're probably not communicating with with anything other than like telepath like telekinesis or there go what that called telekinesis I think you got it yeah so so that's a plus right right off the bat like instant communication two you don't need a cook for them they're not eating anything correct right like they're probably beyond that point three you don't have to worry about parking like they're probably just hovering the little spaceship over you right easy as
that I mean I all I'm seeing is upside on this one Joshua I I I like your answer bringing aliens now do you think your answer like do you think the the answers to your questions would scare you more than like not knowing like for example if you ask them like hey is this just a simulation and like nothing matters and they were like yeah like do you think that would worry you more than you know anything else that that I I don't think that would scare me I think it would BR bring light to why we're here in the first place like if nothing matters anyways then have a good fraking time honestly cuz people are so wrapped up and and so into themselves and I think that would just make everybody realize they're not you're not really that important um yeah so just have a good time with life there's no reason to war there's no reason to fight over food there's no reason to fight over water so if everybody knew it really did not matter then I mean maybe there'd be less people too cuz people wouldn't want to be around in a place that that wouldn't be wouldn't matter I don't I don't know like good point good point definitely yeah I mean if you brought if you brought aliens to your dinner party I mean I think just the existence of aliens kind of debunks a lot of religions so there goes all those people you know yeah yeah there's I just like the fact that if they did show H hope I would be the first one that would know that aliens are real like I would be that guy I would be like yes be likeing I told you Johnny they're [ __ ] real and if they show up I'm bringing them on here and everybody's GNA see it and you guys will be the first to see aliens ever hell yeah real live let's do it let's [ __ ] go baby so I'm picking aliens coming to my Thanksgiving dinner I'm inviting them I want to know what you guys pick leave it down in the comments below uh whether it be right now when this podcast airs or eventually in the future when we're like on podcast like 103 or 101 whatever whatever the last one I said was 101 I think is how how far we're going so yeah let us know let us know we'll go back and read it I'm into it uh Joshua we've stumbled our way through this we have about 10 minutes left uh now I want to know Joshua do you have have a value find or a value buy or a fun find for this week I do last week I did not have a value find let's go last week I did not have a value find but you know seven days later I find [ __ ] right just all of a sudden I found something all right hey lay it on us what did you it's not something that was just laying around like like holy [ __ ] I gotta find something but I got it where's it at oh my gosh always looking for it as we speak right now boys and girls I have to this is kind of like a treasure hunt but I I got it up here um Sean actually helped me find this one and this is an Amazon find this is an Amazon find okay all right I'll go ahead and grab it this is not a plug for okay not a plug not a plug it was just a really good deal like okay a really good deal hold on scar you gotta you gota love the got hold on this is like I promise it's not an adult toy when I finally present this to you it's it's looking questionable it's not an adult toy but it does come wrapped
up it does come Mia please she may need to blur this yeah this would be great if you BL this
out okay so my value find actually is pretty [ __ ] cool um and you may recognize it from every one of these podcasts that we've done but it comes in this cool little box I found it on Amazon and it's gonna probably show up
backwards so oh okay okay oh all right all right so Sean knows about this cuz he he actually helped me find this right here so MH it may look familiar to you guys so open the box it's really cool Case by the way so it comes with this fancy little padding on here that inside of that box smells delicious by the way I love that smell that's coming next um but yeah so the mic you see talking on right now is the same mic I found it a great value um this bad boy I got for what like 72 bucks just about yeah yeah like 72 bucks and it's currently the mic I'm speaking on right now um normally what is this thing like 200 bucks I forget about 200 bucks 220 240 yeah it varies so if you're on the the lookout for a good mic I know um check it out on Amazon man this is this is a find right here that is beautiful awesome Joshua very [ __ ] cool I'm glad it came in yeah that is my that is my value find for uh today have we have we tested it yet to make sure that it works no so okay um we're gonna test this out but it was yeah we'll test it out after the Pod yeah for sure nice very cool uh do you have a fun find for us Joshua just a value find today um yeah just the value find today the fun find uh I promised next week it it's going to be a good one I'll make it a banger sounds great lit a banger I do have I have two fun finds uh not a value find unfortunately just two fun finds um I got these uh last week uh I will show them to you I've been I have a problem Joshua I've been collecting a lot of lot of things like this hang on I'm going to grab the first one so here's the first one um it's a it's a little ghosty it's a little squish ghost he just squished the [ __ ] out of him he's a little ghost yeah he's a little plushy little plush plush um there's him right uh and then there's also this [ __ ] right her what are those things just it's just a little it's just like a little orange cat he's [ __ ] he's [ __ ] adorable I've been sleeping with these bad boys because they're [ __ ] soft um but but I love them these are my these are my fun finds um so wa will you hold that up real quick will you hold it up one more time for me L all right no no I will you will you face it towards the camera okay now turn it turn it around turn it around okay it's fine you said you've been sleeping with them I just had to make there's no but hole there's no hole here I can't I can't [ __ ] this you said you were sleeping with them I just had to check I'm not showing you the ghost though I'm not showing you that ghost
yeah all right Joshua lay it on us uh let's get that fortune of the week going okay so like last week um I did not have a cookie but what I do have is I have this this Candle jar like I did last week jar this Candle jar that I saved great candles um as usual you got to give the old candle a smell um because it actually still smells good hey wait a minute are you gonna are you going to bring the candle with you when you come on up here uh I think you guys sell candles up there I'll uh stay tuned we're going to need a fortune true okay well I'll maybe I'll bring the candle oh maybe we can go get a fortune cookie together or something we'll figure it out yeah I could either way it works so no C no cookie but we do have fortunes let's go all right so you're your uh your fortune for this week of November 14th 14th right 14th lucky numbers for November 14th lucky numbers no the fortune for oh wait oh yeah sorry did you sniff that candle a little too hard oh [ __ ] Fortune first Joshua Fortune first Good Vibes so Fortune for today is you will be spending some time in a foreign city soon oh [Laughter] [ __ ] now that's a [ __ ] fortune baby so oh we've been alluding at it for so long we okay one more time you will be spending sometime in a foreign city that is your fortune for today nice all right with the holidays coming that probably does fit for some y'all out there on to the lucky numbers let's win some [ __ ] like I always say lucky numbers one 6 13 16 35 and 46 let me repeat you will win with these numbers one six [Music] 13 16 35 and 46 good luck everybody May the force be with you and also with
you all right Joshua any last words Last Words happy holidays be safe make babies um
and don't Buck stuffed animals like Sean thank you all for watching and listening uh you know I say this for the last three weeks now still working on getting everything on a backlog so you guys can watch it or listen later uh don't judge us all right we're taking our sweet time with this we're trying not to rush everything um other than that happy holidays travel safely um I think next week John is uh Thanksgiving so Happy Thanksgiving yes Happy Thanksgiving no all right see you guys later peace [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] bye [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music]
