Sorry For The Delay | EP.9 | Trees, Thanks & Troublesome hypotheticals
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: None This Episode
Joshua: Dark & Stormy (dark rum, lime juice, ginger beer, lime wedge)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open, Sub Count & McDonald’s Sprite
01:22 What’s In Our Cup: Dark & Stormy Debut
02:24 Days Left In The Year: 33 To Go
03:08 This Day In History: Magellan, First U.S. Auto Race, Mariner 4
09:05 Thanksgiving Recap: Jesus, Aliens & Tall Tales
11:00 Holiday Hat Game: Hallmark Chaos Incoming
14:03 Real Vs Fake Christmas Trees
18:48 Chop-Your-Own Tree Memories
22:03 When To Decorate: Sooner Is Better
23:59 Background Bits & OnlyFans Joke
24:38 F— Marry Kill: Buddy, Rudolph & Frosty
35:00 Do Thank-Yous Still Matter
44:34 Fun Finds: Toxic Avenger & Freddy Bones
50:01 Fortune Of The Week
55:57 Lucky Numbers: The Lucky Seven
57:59 Wrap-Up & What’s Next
-SOUND BITES-
• “That Sprite does hit different.” — Opening chatter about fast-food fizz, Sean.
• “We’re going a different route today… a Dark & Stormy.” — Drink reveal, Joshua.
• “You only got 33 more days left to make your wrongs right.” — Year countdown, Joshua.
• “Average speed… seven miles per hour.” — First U.S. auto race trivia, Joshua.
• “NASA launched the Mariner 4… the first probe to fly by Mars.” — Space history, Joshua.
• “Can we have a Sorry For The Delay satellite up there?” — Shooting for orbit, Sean.
• “I love real Christmas trees… the adult in me hates to deal with it.” — Tree debate, Joshua.
• “I’m a fake Christmas tree guy all the way.” — Choosing convenience, Sean.
• “I would never be the person that has somebody cut it down and deliver it.” — DIY tree stance, Joshua.
• “All I want for Christmas is to see you in that costume.” — Festive wish, Sean.
• “I’m not [bleep] a deer… I’m not into bestiality.” — FMK boundaries, Joshua.
• “I’m marrying Frosty… summertime I’m free, baby.” — FMK logic, Sean.
• “Does anybody really care anymore to get a ‘thank you’?” — Gratitude question, Joshua.
• “A ‘thanks for nothing’ is like spitting in my face.” — Reaction to hollow gratitude, Sean.
• “A change of heart will bring back what is lost.” — Fortune of the week, Joshua.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: A change of heart will bring back what is lost.
Lucky Numbers: 69, 17, 13, 12, 8, 10, 9
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Freddy Bones — Limited edition Freddy Funko as a skeleton; seasonal release kept mint-in-box for display.
Joshua: Toxic Avenger (Glow) — Target score; classic B-movie hero Funko that actually glows in the dark.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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[Music] welcome to episode 9 of sorry for
the delay I'm your editor Mia and on today's
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show the boys are talking about real versus fake
Christmas trees a would you rather question that
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gets out of hand plus how they feel about being
thanked enjoy the [Music] [Applause] show hello
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Joshua welcome to sorry for the delay episode
nine oh my God hello hello Sean episode nine
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hello hello everybody on the internet good to
good to see you and you back there all of you
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hello come a little closer there's a lot of seats
in the front come a little closer at the time all
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15 of the subscribers thank you yeah appreciate
every single one of you you know you're on the
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front lines with us you know you doing it right
yeah and for all you people throwing comments
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ments down there we appreciate that too I think
we got one comment so far we got one comment and
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I'm not going to say it was my sister but it might
have been my sister all we know is the Sprite hits
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different that's all we know from the Sprite H oh
my God that Sprite does hit different though can
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we admit that I mean it it really does hit pretty
hard I I think they uh I think they do a little
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something special with the Sprite at McDonald's
I mean I don't know if it's as special as the
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drink that I mixed up today but my friends this
one's hitting pretty good too it's a new one by
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the way it's a new one what I mean it's no longer
the cherry Dr Pepper and bourbon we're no longer
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trying to poison people we've moved away from
plotted murder you know with allergies and all
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that no we we're going a different route today
this is actually called a a dark and stormy is
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the name of what's in this drink what's inside of
that drink so you are looking at a dark R you're
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looking at lime juice I mean you're not really
looking at it but it's in there there you go it
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and then what have you it is ginger beer okay
sounds delicious and a lime wedge for garnish
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very nice I'm all for that sounds good yeah yeah
so pretty let's get right into it um go ahead and
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tell me how many days left I have to live you my
friend are going to live forever but the rest of
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you sons of [ __ ] out there Sean you you got
great jeans you're going to live forever I just
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want but the rest of you 15 subscribers you only
got 33 days left in this year 33 more days left
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oh my God you better start writing out those
Wheels days yes so you better start reflecting
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you better start thinking about what you did
this year because you only got 33 more days
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left to make your wrongs right geez all right
all right what about this day in history josua
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so anything interesting in this day in history
I mean I guess it's all subjective right yeah
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I know right so this day in history on November
28th in 1520 Portuguese Navigator and Explorer
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Ferdinand mellin discovered the channel linking
the Atlantic and the Pacific Ocean the first time
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it was discovered okay so we can thank good old
Ferdinand mellin for that Discovery back in 1520
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second on my list yeah thank you Ferdinand
second on my list in this day in history in
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1895 America had its first auto race the race
was from from Chicago to Evon and back the race
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included six cars with only two finishing spanning
55 miles and an average speed mind you of seven
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miles per hour what yeah do you want to take a
guess how long that took just take a guess I'm
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gonna say like 12 hours you're close my friend but
it actually took 10 hours 23 minutes faster than I
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would have expected all right they were jamming
back then in 1895 hey I mean I want to know how
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those other what um four cars didn't make the race
said six cars there there was history on that and
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it did say it did happen on a very dark and rainy
and not so pleasant day so a lot of those cars
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start a dark and stormy day is that we rewind it
back yes dark good [Applause] yes me add the clap
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in so yes CU some some cars didn't even didn't
even make it um but yeah that's average you know
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seven miles an hour and took over 10 hours to
complete damn dude and for my third and final
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cuz Sean now three what you want hang on uh this
better be a [ __ ] Banger because that that last
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one you just said was probably one of the best
ones so far all right I'm just letting you know
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right now so this one better live up to the hype
I'm just saying we're about to go into December
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and uh you know I want to have a good last
November one so lay it on me lay it on it so I
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was trying to go with the theme of Discovery right
so we went with good old Ferdinand for number one
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we went with the auto race that took 10 hours so
I'm going to leave you with number three maybe not
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so exciting for some of you people out there but
I'm an Explorer all right so in 1964 NASA launched
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the Mariner 4 space probe on a mission to Mars the
Mariner 4 was the first probe to fly by Mars Mars
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since the first visit 19 additional probes have
flown past orbited or landed on the planet wow
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that's pretty cool all right I'll give you that
that's Prett when you're talking Discovery when
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you're talking cool [ __ ] like that you know
that's what I came up but the fun fact I found
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on top of that just to piggyback that did you
know in our atmosphere uh is that our atmosphere
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is filled with more than 11,000 objects like just
KES of trash like that satellites every every like
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there's just a bunch of yeah since we've started
launching things into space so your GPS all the
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stuff we rely on was cell phones your car you know
all the cool stuff that we know today it's all up
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there there's 11,000 things following us around
Josh that makes me think to myself is there a way
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that we could send a satellite up into space like
you and I as two people can we find a way to send
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a satellite into space can we have a sorry for
the delay satellite somewhere up there in that
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11,000 piles of junk absolutely and that is the
goal to get one of us our parts of us into space
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because technically a satellite is considered if
I if I got the definition correct a satellite is
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anything that orbits um the planet or or an object
that orbits a planet could gravitationally yeah so
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we could stick something up there we could shove
anything we want up there yes my God we have just
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unlocked the secret to life all right down for
that that sounds awesome that is my three uh
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day in history fun Little finds for you all I
love it Joshua I love it so much thank you and
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I know I limit you to three but it also makes
you pick out the three best ones you know so
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it's like you know you got to be you you got to
choose the correct ones on these ones like they
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have there was a lot of stuff but there was a lot
of politics and I know we don't really get into
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that on here um I don't know if anybody really
wants to talk politics I kind of don't because
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there's a division right now going on in politics
so we probably steer will steer away from that for
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the time being but um doesn't mean it's complet
until them aliens come out and I'm voting for
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aliens that's when I'll start talking politics
baby like I want I want green green versus blue
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aliens well Joshua thank you thank you for that
that was amazing I appreciate it I always do um
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how was your Thanksgiving Joshua well Thanksgiving
was well Thanksgiving was great and I actually
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have footage of an alien and Jesus showing up
but I can't show it on here because I'm yeah
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it's worth lots of money I'm still waiting for
um you know to get paid for that first before I
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reveal it on here but I do have footage of Jesus
and an aliens sitting together an alien yeah hand
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in hand or they just feing together like Commons
oh feeding each other is this like Spoon and Fork
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like we talk I love I mean I love it I love the
I love the uh the photo if I ever get to see it
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I mean I won't post it or anything I'll just I'll
just look at it for private viewing yes Jesus and
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an alien did show up to my Thanksgiving um the
photo the animation will eventually come out I
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promise but I don't have it for you right now
at this time it was great though you know fun
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times everybody had a good time stories yeah
yes I I I unfortunately didn't get to bring
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somebody who everybody was gonna hate because I
brought myself instead so yeah I mean maybe they
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secretly hate you but yeah you never know
that's kind of where I was going with that
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I mean OS Li I I didn't get to bring Obama
unfortunately I mean I think he was busy uh
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he never responded to my email so it's all right
but you know we have those memories you know we
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have the memory and family and friends that we
had to share time with so yeah so how was your
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uh how did how did your uh put the Santa hat on
your Hallmark oh that hasn't started yet that
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starts uh that'll start the week after this one
so I I will be sure to inform everybody on how
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that goes I'm planning on a a good Adventure here
should be a nice trip into my mind so a question
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about that that fun game because that really
does seem like a fun game I think a few people
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adopt you Jo you should come you should come join
could be fun I I do want to know do you is this
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like a premeditated thing are you watching
and staging this hat on top of certain areas
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cuz you know where the Hat in people's heads are
going to end up like you know are are you being
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that sneaky no no because then it ruins the fun
you know it's like it's it's supposed to be the
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surprise of like when it when it hits the actual
uh just right angle you know so no I don't I don't
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pre-at any of these movies um now that doesn't
mean I haven't seen the plot for this movie a
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thousand times before you know but I I ain't PR
watching them okay I only have enough room up in
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here for one time around not twice so I just I I
had this sneaky suspicion in the back of my head
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like does he know who he's trying to get drunk
and were usually pick the top corner or whatever
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you know like how it works you know like me it
would be different so if you were here Joshua I
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probably would do that because you know my goal is
to just get you as hammered as possible cuz it's
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damn near impossible so uh but that would be the
only time I ever watch these movies be preand so
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no I'm not watching them beforehand and figuring
it out I would love that though that would be
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see that would be something that I might do in
all honesty like I you know you can start the
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tradition I might do that just get it's really
fun chocolate wasted or something you know like
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come yeah CU not everybody drinks right so you're
going to have somebody there that maybe doesn't
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drink and you're kind of you know you might have
to cater to that you know I get you I get you for
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sure are uh are animals included in this in this
thing like do you have a bowl of hot milk out for
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your cat so it could sorry I don't want to talk
diarrhea again but no Joshua that's exactly the
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reason why I don't have a bowl of hot milk out
for my cat but you do have a cat you do have a
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cat I Heards oh I do have a cat that I sleep with
all the time I showed you it on the last like two
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episodes me and that cat we we've been sleeping
heavy recently you know it gets dark over here
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like now like it is the Sun is going down as
I speak right now that's how dark it gets and
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it's five almost 5 o'clock well 4:30 almost five
o'clock who and you guys are in the beginning of
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it right are you guys in the beginning of the time
like that whole shift yeah so we're just getting
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used to the to the to the big dark as they say or
whatever it's called so yeah it's crazy but joshu
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I have a question for you yes um I want to know
are you a real Christmas tree guy or are you a
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fake Christmas Tre guy do you like Christmas trees
Joshua are you I don't know how else to explain it
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just are you a real or fake Christmas tree guy
Joshua who are you you know so traditionally I
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am a real Christmas tree person so the the Kid
in Me is a real Christmas tree person yes I love
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real Christmas trees I think they aesthetically
I I like the scent that the natural I should be
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more the natural scent of a real Christmas
tree the foliage the you know so the so the
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Kid in Me loves it but the adult in me hates
to deal with it when you got to get rid of it
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so naturally as I've grown up and you realize all
the the garbage that you acquire over your life
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you eventually have to discard so and Christmas
trees have unfortunately gotten very expensive
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um and almost out of reach for the vast majority
of people Christmas I mean you're buying it and
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it dies you know like this is just you know side
note you can buy trees that the forever live or
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Forever Green or I forget the company of it but
you can buy Christmas trees and you give them
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back at the end of it I believe right do you know
about those okay yes so those do exist um so going
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back to what I was saying yes at heart um I love
real Christmas trees but as they've gotten more
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expensive and dealing with them as adults garbage
I have now transitioned into a onetime buy which
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would be the fake tree okay all right I feel that
makes sense so um same thing for me I mean uh I
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love real Christmas trees uh we actually bought
a real Christmas tree the first time we moved up
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here and I ran into the exact same problems you
just stated uh getting rid of a real Christmas
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tree uh when you're in apartment Center uh is
difficult um lots of lots of having to be aware
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of dates and um lots of mess I just put it that
way just lots of mess and I found it was not worth
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the time or effort uh when they make these little
scented things that you can buy and put into a
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fake Christmas tree that smell almost identical so
after that I learned my lesson so I'm a I'm a fake
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Christmas tree guy all the way as well so yeah I
but I do like I really do it's kind of like during
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I know we just got through with thanksgiv or not
thanksgiv but Halloween like pumpkins right like
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I love carving real pumpkins but then you at the
end of Halloween you end up with this flat moldy
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you know it's just gross dead in your you know on
your doorstep and you know Christmas trees kind
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of do the same thing and then you got to get rid
of them and you just spend $108 you know on yeah
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it's hard it's hard to watch your money just kind
of go away if that makes sense you know like it's
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hard to watch you spend that 100 bucks and then
a month later having to throw that out you know
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it's not like food where you like you know you're
spending all this money but you can consume this
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right this is more like you're consuming the
feeling of like Nostalgia and you know maybe
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it brings you Joy right but is that worth it
at the end of the day when you have to throw
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it away I don't know I I I think the the the fun
of a Christmas tree is decorating the Christmas
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tree whether it's real or fake I think the one
of the cool Parts is is actually sitting around
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and decorating the tree and all the cool ornaments
you got over the years your friends have given you
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your family have given you like my girlfriend's
giving me one every single year since we've been
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together and so when I when I put up it has
real meaning you know when you put that tree
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up and you hang the ornaments it's yeah it's like
a timeline kind of you know when you put the tree
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up which is pretty cool but yeah Memory Lane yeah
maybe I'll go back to real Christmas tree I just I
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don't know I just don't like to yeah it's kind of
just so then that begs the question Joshua would
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you ever go out and chop down your own Christmas
tree or do you think that's that too much for you
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no that's what we used to do when I was when I
was a Youngster that that was a family traditions
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I know in a prior episode we talked about family
traditions um so for a Christmas family tradition
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would have been to go out and cut down her own
tree um which was which is pretty cool to get
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out there and you go and you know Mom and Dad let
you pick the tree and obviously they never let you
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pick the biggest one because you don't realize
as a kid it's not going to fit in your living
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room like you got little eight foot ceilings
you're not putting the 12 foot one in there
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you know it's just not going to happen so
you know so you're so the day of the Trea
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you kind of get your hopes up when you get
in the car you're on your way there like
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cool I'm going to pick this big tree and
then slowly your parents just kind of say
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no you're going to you're picking from the
trees over in this batch not the trees over
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there yeah so that's that was always that was
always fun yeah so I would I would go back to
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cutting it down I would never be the person that
has somebody cut it down for me and then delivers
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it to my house I would I'm not that oh you don't
have that kind of [ __ ] you money no no Amazon
0:19:56.680,0:20:02.320
doesn't have me that far by the balls you know
Amazon bringing me a real you know everything
0:20:02.320,0:20:10.080
else you know in here just about from Amazon but
no Amazon's not bringing me my tree I'm doing it
0:20:10.080,0:20:16.080
by myself and my girlfriend that's good yeah loved
ones doing that I would love to do that I would
0:20:16.080,0:20:20.840
love to go down and chop down my own tree but I
feel like I would just run out of stamina like
0:20:20.840,0:20:27.000
halfway through and I would just kind of give up
and I would be the guy on the phone being like all
0:20:27.000,0:20:34.080
right uh Amazon has this one for 50 bucks I can
get it in three hours all right count me in and
0:20:34.080,0:20:37.680
and the funny part about that you know the whole
stamina thing and going out and cutting your own
0:20:37.680,0:20:45.760
tree you would be the guy because you are a very
stocky strong looking man when you roll up to that
0:20:45.760,0:20:49.480
yeah yeah yeah you roll up to that yard and and
you say you're gonna go cut a tree right and the
0:20:49.480,0:20:58.120
guy looks at you goes okay I'm giving this guy the
dullest shittiest saw I got in the back over there
0:20:59.600,0:21:06.600
and I'm gonna let him prove to his family he can
cut down a tree that's exactly what would happen
0:21:06.600,0:21:10.880
yeah ex yeah that that would happen to you you
might as well brought a butter knife with you to
0:21:10.880,0:21:19.520
go cut down your tree cuz homeboy not giving you
a sharp knife you big [Laughter] guy oh that's
0:21:19.520,0:21:25.400
awesome yeah good point brought uh Bruce Lee or
Chuck Norris to go kick that thing over for you or
0:21:25.400,0:21:32.480
something because you are not cutting it down now
me they're giving me a good sharp knife they know
0:21:32.480,0:21:40.480
yeah yeah yeah they are they they take one look
at you and they're like I know he's got it he's
0:21:40.480,0:21:45.920
got the this guy doesn't even cut his fingernails
he can't cut down a tree Jesus think you one look
0:21:45.920,0:21:54.840
at [Laughter] me oh that's beautiful maybe one day
Joshua maybe one day I'll go cut my own tree down
0:21:54.840,0:22:03.160
and see how it goes but not this year hell no not
this year I have a fake tree Ready actually Joshua
0:22:03.160,0:22:07.840
that brings up another question when is the the
right time to start decorating for Christmas right
0:22:07.840,0:22:15.720
now right now so like the last week of November
you think that's the best time yeah I think I we
0:22:15.720,0:22:20.920
like to put things even up before Thanksgiving we
get a head start on this bad boy we like to have
0:22:20.920,0:22:24.560
all the festies going I still haven't even taken
down the Christmas lights from three years ago
0:22:24.560,0:22:30.720
downstairs so well even better you just got to
plug them in now exactly I just keep moving the
0:22:30.720,0:22:37.040
extension Accord around that that I used to plug
those things in yeah why takeing no so I would
0:22:37.040,0:22:42.160
say for yeah just if you love if you love the
holidays just start putting it up now you know
0:22:42.160,0:22:48.320
yeah I'm a big uh right after Halloween like I
go straight into Christmas I mean you can already
0:22:48.320,0:22:55.320
tell I already have my stuff over here like I'm
ready baby I'm ready to go so I'm with you yeah
0:22:55.320,0:23:01.560
I feel it I I have yet to put any of my Christmas
I know I got I want some Christmas lights up there
0:23:01.560,0:23:08.280
buddy I want I want to see some festivities man
I want to feel like Buddy the elf in here do you
0:23:08.280,0:23:12.520
for those of you who saw the Halloween episode if
you didn't go back and maybe watch that did you
0:23:12.520,0:23:20.520
see my yeah did you did you see the ghosts I had
flying around did you see so don't be surprised
0:23:20.520,0:23:30.840
if you see some stuff flying around or something
going on in my background because it's gonna it's
0:23:30.840,0:23:35.160
things are happening back there I promise so stay
tuned I mean to be honest All I Want For Christmas
0:23:35.160,0:23:43.360
Joshua is to see you in that costume I know you
got it in there I know it's in there one day yeah
0:23:43.360,0:23:47.600
one day back there I don't even care if you just
you're in that costume and you're just sitting
0:23:47.600,0:23:54.640
down right no one has to see the lower half of
you people don't know I'm not wearing any pants
0:23:54.640,0:23:59.760
so you know what you know what I'm asking for for
Christmas I'm going to ask for a another camera
0:23:59.760,0:24:05.480
that just sits right below my desk so for those
of you who really want to see the underside of my
0:24:05.480,0:24:15.920
desk that might be uh we might name that show
a little something different but that'll be on
0:24:15.920,0:24:23.360
the only fans page yeah that'll be the Sor for
the only fans page Sor for the only fans oh I
0:24:23.360,0:24:32.920
love that I love that that's great it's [ __ ]
great watch out it's coming oh man stay tuned
0:24:32.920,0:24:38.080
Joshua speaking of uh Buddy the elf here
I thought of a question this morning and
0:24:38.080,0:24:44.400
I sent it to you this morning um and I thought
about it throughout my entire day at work today
0:24:44.400,0:24:56.920
right the question is for the audience this
is a [ __ ] marry kill question all right
0:24:56.920,0:25:05.320
and your three options ions are Buddy the elf
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeeer and Frosty the
0:25:05.320,0:25:19.680
Snowman who you doing Joshua lay it on me lay it
on me well I'm not [ __ ] a deer that's for sure
0:25:19.680,0:25:30.040
so are you sure hang on can I make the can I make
the argument for this though no listen nobody can
0:25:30.040,0:25:36.280
argue for beastiality nobody can do that hang
on Joshua let me let me let me get my point
0:25:36.280,0:25:42.480
out okay listen you're you're an adventurer all
right you're an adventurer you're you're a man
0:25:42.480,0:25:48.480
of exploration you know you've got you've gone
on this podcast and you've said that okay you
0:25:48.480,0:25:55.960
want to be the first to everything right this
is the first time in history that Rudolph the
0:25:55.960,0:26:04.800
Red-Nosed Reindeer is here and you're telling
me that as a man an adventurer an Explorer a
0:26:04.800,0:26:13.240
humble man you're not going to [ __ ] that deer
no I'm not I'm no deer I'm not I'm putting it
0:26:13.240,0:26:21.120
out there every everybody I'm not a deer [ __ ]
I'm not into beastiality never have been never
0:26:21.120,0:26:30.040
will be I love animals but not so you're
murdering them I I I get that far yet oh
0:26:30.040,0:26:35.360
okay so you might marry him so there's still
a possibility everybody still a possibility
0:26:35.360,0:26:40.040
marriage is still on the table because we
know the two of three is off the table so
0:26:40.040,0:26:46.960
far all right I'm sorry Josh I'll let you I'll
let you continue go for it tell us tell us what
0:26:46.960,0:26:55.640
you're doing all right so I'm if I'm gonna
eat it I have to know if is Rudolph a young
0:26:55.640,0:27:05.040
deer or is it an old deer cuz from what I he
what I've heard younger deers again I i' I've
0:27:05.040,0:27:11.200
eaten meat but I haven't had like deer or elk
or any of these other things like okay I've
0:27:11.200,0:27:19.360
heard like goats right goats um oh yeah goats
right people eat goats uh oh yeah but is it
0:27:19.360,0:27:27.640
a young deer or is an old deer I'm going off
of uh I'm going off of like the movies right
0:27:27.640,0:27:35.320
so if we go off the movies it's a young deer
all right so it's a young supple newbile deer
0:27:35.320,0:27:44.480
um eating Rudolph all day all right so you're
killing him you're murdering him then Rudolph
0:27:44.480,0:27:51.720
I'm I'm I'm I'm eating him with the thanks
that nature has given me this this Supple
0:27:51.720,0:28:02.440
young piece of meat yes me and Rudolph will
talk I'll say thank you and I will graciously
0:28:02.440,0:28:07.840
take Rudolph's life okay uh just right off the
bat here uh I want to say I'm in the same boat
0:28:07.840,0:28:13.200
as you I'm I'm killing Rudolph so I'll let I'll
let you continue but yes I'm killing Rudolph as
0:28:13.200,0:28:17.080
well that was my that was my choice that's it
that's all you got for Rudolph you Rudolph's
0:28:17.080,0:28:22.520
how yeah no I'm not [ __ ] I'm not [ __ ] rudol
all the you're my goal was to convince you to
0:28:22.520,0:28:30.840
[ __ ] Rudolph right I just I just want to watch
no no okay well we have established in the prior
0:28:30.840,0:28:39.360
episode you are a Voyer so I do believe you would
watch you Boyer son of a [ __ ] I know what you're
0:28:39.360,0:28:48.120
doing whe all right boring all the way you're
yours watching I know what you're doing hell
0:28:48.120,0:28:53.080
yeah all right so same level so we're both
killing Rudolph all right so that only leaves
0:28:53.080,0:29:03.680
two options now buddy the Elf and Frosty the
Snowman uh Frosty I I I'm killing Frosty you
0:29:03.680,0:29:09.080
already killed Rudolph oh wait oh oh you can
only pick one per can only pick one per God it
0:29:09.080,0:29:16.040
got it so now your options are uh so it was
[ __ ] Mary kill and you've already killed
0:29:16.040,0:29:21.960
Rudolph here all right so so you either got to
[ __ ] Frosty or you gotta [ __ ] buddy the Elf
0:29:21.960,0:29:32.240
so um choice is yours geez that's that is is
that's a tough one that's a tough one this is
0:29:32.240,0:29:42.680
why I had to think about it all day I'm G to
go with it okay is buddy sorry is Buddy the
0:29:42.680,0:29:49.880
elf like like a legit like like you know the
movie Ted where it's like a real animal like
0:29:49.880,0:29:54.560
a real stuffed animal is it a real stuff down
or is it like like a furry you know people know
0:29:54.560,0:30:00.440
who furries are like I could get away with
doing a furry if I have to you know what I
0:30:00.440,0:30:15.320
mean Joshua do you know the furry thing so we're
going off of the 23 2023 sorry the 203 movie Elf
0:30:15.320,0:30:21.080
23 all right so you so that is what I'm going
this based off of you are [ __ ] will Ferell
0:30:21.080,0:30:28.320
oh got it okay that's who Buddy the elf is
yes oh or Frosty the Snowman or Frosty the
0:30:28.320,0:30:36.960
Snowman I'm Jesus you can marry buddy I don't
know what do you want to do buddy I'm gonna
0:30:36.960,0:30:51.960
marry buddy and attempt to slip it in whatever
Orphus Frosty has it's probably not going to
0:30:51.960,0:30:59.120
last long cuz cuz any male I I don't know what
the majority if we have more male viewers are
0:30:59.120,0:31:04.200
female viewers but if any males ever try
to slip that little noodle into anything
0:31:04.200,0:31:13.160
cold it ain't lasting long it's not lasting
long so the pain will be very short it's not
0:31:13.160,0:31:22.080
lasting long at least you tried right yeah
I'm giving it attempt I'm I'm yeah Frosty
0:31:22.080,0:31:28.360
Joshua I'm I'm happy you went this route
because I went the other way so I'm I'm
0:31:28.360,0:31:34.520
straight off the bat I I'm [ __ ] Buddy the elf
right mainly because I find Buddy the elf to be
0:31:34.520,0:31:40.760
annoying as [ __ ] so like I'm [ __ ] out of
spite yeah you're dominating that that buddy
0:31:40.760,0:31:47.320
right that's what's happening all right and then
I'm marrying Frosty the Snowman mainly because
0:31:47.320,0:31:53.600
who doesn't want to be like lulled to sleep
with his beautiful Frosty the Snowman voice
0:31:53.600,0:31:57.160
right
0:31:59.680,0:32:05.680
I don't know maybe he can like I don't know turn
things into snow I don't know it' be cool to
0:32:05.680,0:32:13.280
spend my life with him right and then during the
summertime I'm free baby I'm a free man all right
0:32:13.280,0:32:21.280
because he ain't making it out of the summer
so I mean as you alluded as you alluded to I
0:32:21.280,0:32:29.920
am an Explorer and I I've had a few outdoor um
occasions and it's cold outside sometimes when
0:32:29.920,0:32:37.040
you're having trying to have these things and so I
can relate to Frosty i' yeah I've had some outdoor
0:32:37.040,0:32:44.960
Frosty experiences so so from personal I'm going
Frosty but I'm not I'm not I'm just gonna marry
0:32:44.960,0:32:50.400
buddy you know buddy seems like a good companion
could be a good friend yeah I mean yeah if you
0:32:50.400,0:32:57.040
can stand him go for it you know nothing wrong
with that bro nothing wrong with that all right
0:32:59.600,0:33:05.960
well that was uh that was interesting definitely
interesting for sure yeah I I I did like those
0:33:05.960,0:33:12.600
those options though you know yeah it came to
me at 3 o'clock in the morning uh when I was uh
0:33:12.600,0:33:18.120
waking up I was like what the hell are we gonna
talk about on this episode and uh for whatever
0:33:18.120,0:33:23.560
reason that was it that was the one so so it
came to you at 3: or it came to you at 5:02 in
0:33:23.560,0:33:30.160
the morning because you texted me at 5:2 morning
I wanted to I didn't want to awake you all right
0:33:30.160,0:33:35.960
so I waited till I felt like was a reasonable
time uh that I figured maybe he might be up I
0:33:35.960,0:33:42.640
don't know yeah for everybody I just gotten out
of my out of the shower right and and you're up
0:33:42.640,0:33:48.880
at 5 in the morning and the text you receive from
your friend at 5 in the morning is do you want to
0:33:48.880,0:33:55.440
[ __ ] do you want to murder or what was the other
one eat you know a reindeer a person or a snowball
0:33:55.440,0:34:00.040
you know I'm just like what the [ __ ] look at
the mirr half naked this is what my friend is
0:34:00.040,0:34:06.640
sending me at 5:02 in the morning talking about
you got start your and [ __ ] you know know if
0:34:06.640,0:34:10.840
you don't start your day off with a little bit
of Comedy then what's the point you know what's
0:34:10.840,0:34:17.920
the point man that was a that that was a nice
blend of Comedy trauma and just what the fs all
0:34:17.920,0:34:23.720
in one you're like is this man high right now
what is going on yeah I'm looking around for
0:34:23.720,0:34:27.840
hidden cameras like does this guy know I'm naked
in front of a mirror right now is he sending me
0:34:27.840,0:34:35.360
these am I Buddy the elf right now this guy's what
is this guy doing but it was good everybody needs
0:34:35.360,0:34:42.400
a friend like Sean you know yeah everybody does
everybody needs a friend like you Joshua someone
0:34:42.400,0:34:51.200
who's accepting of all things an Explorer just as
long as you identify before you enter his house
0:34:51.200,0:35:00.280
all he you're right that did come up and bring
diapers bring those diapers it's all you can ask
0:35:00.280,0:35:08.080
for you got anything for Joshua you got any topics
you want to talk about anything happened today at
0:35:08.080,0:35:13.960
your house I I think C I don't have any large
topics today but one thing that did I I really
0:35:13.960,0:35:22.440
don't like to talk about work but as you were
as you were talk thinking about you know as I
0:35:22.440,0:35:34.400
just said you know [ __ ] deers at 3 in the
morning I was I was I was thinking about how
0:35:34.400,0:35:40.640
often does anybody ever get a thank you anymore
you know I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna take I'm gonna
0:35:40.640,0:35:45.040
go take a spin on this you know it's becom because
we're getting to the end of the year right yeah
0:35:45.040,0:35:53.760
you know how how do does anybody really care
anymore to get a thank you or your welcome or
0:35:53.760,0:36:02.440
you're appreciated do people really give a crap
if somebody says thank you for helping them I
0:36:02.440,0:36:11.640
guess what SE I mean I I mean kind of funny you
bring this up uh uh today at work we had um we
0:36:11.640,0:36:20.920
had the big wigs down like head head big wigs
like big wigs and then Big Wigs Big Wigs right
0:36:20.920,0:36:26.080
the ones who make the wigs for the Big Wigs those
wigs the ones who make the wigs right yeah and I
0:36:26.080,0:36:32.520
I thought about this as we're ending up the the
whole thing right I was like I was like how much
0:36:32.520,0:36:42.760
effort should you really put into your job right
like I I thank all of my people who work with me
0:36:42.760,0:36:49.160
and um even people who don't work with me I I'm
a firm believer that positive motivation goes a
0:36:49.160,0:36:57.520
lot further than negative motivation so for me
personally thanking people is like it's second
0:36:57.520,0:37:05.840
nature so I I love that and in return I kind
of I like that too I like to be thanked and
0:37:05.840,0:37:13.640
acknowledged for things right but there comes a
point where it's how much effort and time do you
0:37:13.640,0:37:19.480
want to spend at least for me personally in this
area of work that you have right because obviously
0:37:19.480,0:37:24.400
the people who put in more time and effort will
be thanked more and will be looked at more than
0:37:24.400,0:37:31.120
somebody who puts in maybe half the effort or
75% of the effort you know so I think it's more
0:37:31.120,0:37:36.640
important for the people who work underneath
me to be acknowledged rather than for myself
0:37:36.640,0:37:41.520
to be acknowledged does it hurt when you don't
get acknowledged yes it does it's always going
0:37:41.520,0:37:48.200
to hurt your pride but knowing that especially
with myself personally like I probably put in
0:37:48.200,0:37:59.520
75% 80% of the work like I'm not shipping myself
every day to go to work and put in 110% right like
0:37:59.520,0:38:07.160
there you should never put 100% of yourself into
anything unless you love it like this like I love
0:38:07.160,0:38:15.360
this and I will put in 150% like but this is a
thankless job you know like we don't we don't
0:38:15.360,0:38:23.120
get paid to do this [ __ ] and this is just
this is fun so for me yes um I do like to be
0:38:23.120,0:38:28.960
thanked but it's you know a give and take so
what about you Joshua how do you feel about
0:38:28.960,0:38:40.200
that I you know I really was thinking long
and hard about this and I I feel like I do
0:38:40.200,0:38:44.800
appreciate it when people say thank you
you know I've gone through periods in my
0:38:44.800,0:38:50.760
life where I didn't care if somebody said thank
you because sometimes just people like just say
0:38:50.760,0:38:57.000
thank you and they don't really mean it you know
a meaningless thank you is like a meaningless I
0:38:57.000,0:39:04.240
love you it's like don't even say it at all
you know like I I've even had people say to
0:39:04.240,0:39:16.440
me thanks for nothing damn just like that huh
[ __ ] off thanks for nothing you know and it's
0:39:16.440,0:39:21.160
like you did what you did to help uh to help
them you know you did the best you can used
0:39:21.160,0:39:28.440
your resources you know walked a mile for him
whatever it took and it was just like a thanks
0:39:28.440,0:39:33.960
for nothing like does that still mean something
a thanks for nothing what if somebody tells you
0:39:33.960,0:39:38.040
that Sean thanks for nothing no [ __ ] that how
do you take that's like that's like spitting in
0:39:38.040,0:39:44.920
my face basically like that's that's [ __ ]
rude like like if I went out of my way and
0:39:44.920,0:39:49.080
the most like the most you can give me is a
thanks for nothing like well you know what
0:39:49.080,0:39:56.480
go [ __ ] yourself I hope like get out of here
oh god with that [ __ ] Mia stop him already GE
0:39:56.480,0:40:06.200
Jesus stop this guy that one hit hard right
there holy [ __ ] sorry sorry that took me to
0:40:06.200,0:40:11.440
a deep space deep dark deep dark place
in my soul right now would you like to
0:40:11.440,0:40:17.320
tell me more about your than for nothing
experience no no I think I'm good I think
0:40:17.320,0:40:24.520
I'll just uh not do that no if someone
tells me thanks for nothing it's it's
0:40:24.520,0:40:29.680
rude and you you shouldn't not even say
it do you know I was I was raised if you
0:40:29.680,0:40:41.720
can't say anything nice don't say anything at
[Laughter] all holy [ __ ] got dark B right
0:40:41.720,0:40:52.960
there uh walk CU When I was walking around
the store today are my place of work um you
0:40:52.960,0:40:57.600
know even the last two days leading up to this
I was like just thinking about thank you right
0:40:57.600,0:41:03.160
like I I didn't want to be Aude about it but
I kind of started counting how many times I
0:41:03.160,0:41:12.760
got thanked and I don't know I I don't know if
it because I took the path of let me count you
0:41:12.760,0:41:24.040
know I actually recognized that I got thanked
a lot more than I feel like I I normally do if
0:41:24.040,0:41:28.560
that makes that makes any sense like I I kind
of started mentally like mentally tracking and
0:41:28.560,0:41:33.920
mind you this is from people that I was helping
not necessarily people that I work with I don't
0:41:33.920,0:41:37.680
want to alienate the people that I work with
because there are a lot of people that do say
0:41:37.680,0:41:46.960
thank you that I work with so for you know the
freaking um the the El Waples out there and the
0:41:46.960,0:41:52.800
freaking oh yeah I mean you know who I'm talking
about all you people who watch this [ __ ] um you
0:41:52.800,0:41:56.920
guys you know I know you guys say thank you
and I know you guys mean it so I appreciate
0:41:56.920,0:42:02.560
that um but oh man it just I don't know it kind
of seemed like I don't know if it's the holiday
0:42:02.560,0:42:09.640
thing or just people being nicer right now but I
don't know I did feel how many times did you get
0:42:09.640,0:42:16.760
thaned okay so I probably helped I don't want to
give a skewed number so maybe maybe next episode
0:42:16.760,0:42:23.720
I'll come up with uh but but I did count at
least 25 thank yous but I helped that's not
0:42:23.720,0:42:30.400
bad way more than 25 people where I work I I we
help hundreds of people throughout the day and
0:42:30.400,0:42:38.160
most of them do not know what the hell they're
doing um and expect you to know everything so
0:42:38.160,0:42:45.960
um but yeah so thank 25 that's not a that's
not a bad number yeah seems reasonable it was
0:42:45.960,0:42:52.560
it was it was nice um but I'm gonna I'm going to
give you a true number next episode of how many
0:42:52.560,0:42:59.360
people I help and how many people say thank
you and I'm also going to give you how many
0:42:59.360,0:43:09.080
people are just jerks okay yeah or cut this out
Mia cut this out or people who I just want to
0:43:09.080,0:43:19.120
get don't put that in there don't put that oh
God in there don't put that in there I don't
0:43:19.120,0:43:24.880
want anybody that I don't want anybody that
to get that I can already see the edit uh I'm
0:43:24.880,0:43:28.800
going to get caught on mine and then yours
is going to be fully in there exact I know
0:43:28.800,0:43:32.680
what you're going to do I know what you're
going to do I know what you're talking about
0:43:32.680,0:43:41.000
I'm not the one who does this anymore you know
yeah Outsource baby so yeah I I do appreciate
0:43:41.000,0:43:44.960
thank yous and I do appreciate those who go go
above and beyond because right now it's a very
0:43:44.960,0:43:51.280
difficult time um for everybody going into the
holidays and you know not everybody wants to
0:43:51.280,0:43:59.400
help you and for me a thank you goes a long
long ways long ways good that was yeah that
0:43:59.400,0:44:06.080
that was my fun thought for that was my Sean
that was my 3 in the morning thought well I
0:44:06.080,0:44:10.440
mean some people are realistic thinkers some
people like to be in the fantasy world all
0:44:10.440,0:44:15.480
the time you know I can't speak for everybody
just I wake up some people want to talk about
0:44:15.480,0:44:22.440
getting I know what you're talking about I
don't know what talking about know what that
0:44:22.440,0:44:34.360
was well that's Joshua all right we have a little
like 15 minutes left why don't we get into uh fun
0:44:34.360,0:44:42.240
finds joshu you got any fun finds or any value
finds I do have a fun find um oh my Lord I do I
0:44:42.240,0:44:51.480
do have a fun find today so my fun find today is
at I found it at my local again Target CU that's
0:44:51.480,0:44:57.280
one of the biggest stores where I live so you
know you kind of look around Target a bit so my
0:44:57.280,0:45:04.440
fun little find is spinning it back to funkos
because we love these things was this love him
0:45:04.440,0:45:15.440
baby oh oh you know what the Toxic Avenger I was
going to buy this man uh we have him at my target
0:45:15.440,0:45:20.200
as well but I just couldn't I couldn't pull the
trigger on him and I don't know if it's because
0:45:20.200,0:45:28.280
like I've only seen the Toxic Avenger once um and
I was like you know it's a it's just a regular Bee
0:45:28.280,0:45:33.400
Movie but like I just couldn't pull the trigger
so I'm happy that you pulled the trigger because
0:45:33.400,0:45:39.320
I'm happy so I know somebody who has it in their
collection did you read that he glows in the dark
0:45:39.320,0:45:43.800
or it glows in the dark yeah dude he's fuing
like and I I legit like lifted him up when I
0:45:43.800,0:45:48.280
saw him in there and I like held my little hands
out to see if I could see him glow and he glows a
0:45:48.280,0:45:53.280
little bit but you know you have to put him in the
light so yeah it's um I don't know I think what is
0:45:53.280,0:46:00.280
it like 25 bucks something like I maybe pretty
pricey yeah but no but I bought it for like what
0:46:00.280,0:46:05.760
they normally run for like 13 bucks or 16 bucks
or whatever nice bought them for like yeah yeah
0:46:05.760,0:46:12.480
so I still caught a good little value with that uh
my little toxic great my fun find is great Joshua
0:46:12.480,0:46:20.040
about you f yeah I'm happy that you did get that
guy that's [ __ ] that's sick cool about you Sean
0:46:20.040,0:46:28.320
what did you I do have one I have a fun find
that I've been wanting to show for so long uh
0:46:28.320,0:46:36.120
I got this probably the first week of October so
uh in the last episode you guys may have saw that
0:46:36.120,0:46:48.160
we uh opened up a Chase uh a Funko Chase so Joshua
there was only 200 of those funkos that were Chase
0:46:48.160,0:46:55.120
um that were Chase Edition right so we had one of
the 2500 which is spectacular this is not a Chase
0:46:55.120,0:47:04.120
unfortunately but it is a limited edition um I
got to like [ __ ] bend over here hang on it's
0:47:04.120,0:47:10.960
like it's like over here somewhere don't act like
bending over something new for you Jesus oh I love
0:47:10.960,0:47:16.680
bending over it's the best thing in the world um
so I've been wanting to share this one for so long
0:47:16.680,0:47:25.560
uh I got this in the first week of October um but
it is another Funko and it is um let me see his
0:47:25.560,0:47:33.120
name name is Freddy bones and he's a he's a little
he's a little Skelly boy uh but Funko makes these
0:47:33.120,0:47:41.120
Freddy ones right so these Freddy Funko pups and
this one is just like uh him as a skeleton and
0:47:41.120,0:47:49.800
I [ __ ] love him he's amazing so that is a that
is my fun find uh I don't have any value finds is
0:47:49.800,0:47:54.120
that staying in the Box quick real quick oh that
one this one's staying in the Box St in the Box
0:47:54.120,0:47:59.000
okay he's going to stay in the Box yeah cuz he's
he's awesome so like I'll I'll keep ones out of
0:47:59.000,0:48:04.000
the box as you can tell like I have a whole bunch
up here that are out of the box and stuff um if
0:48:04.000,0:48:08.880
they're like super common like if they you can get
them like for 12 bucks like those ones I'll keep
0:48:08.880,0:48:15.480
out of the box uh stuff that's like more rare like
stuff like the little Funko guy or like the um
0:48:15.480,0:48:19.120
like the ones in the background right there like
those ones like limited edition stuff like those
0:48:19.120,0:48:26.080
ones I'll keep them box so and not only that it's
like easier to organize too so yeah this makes it
0:48:26.080,0:48:32.680
easy yeah that's my uh that's my fun find and I
finally happy I showed it because now I can leave
0:48:32.680,0:48:40.520
it on the Shelf over there for for the rest of the
the show that that is that is a good one that is
0:48:40.520,0:48:45.920
a good one and just a piggy back on yours I got
a couple of those little fun ones that I've been
0:48:45.920,0:48:57.040
keeping in the back you know oh chess that I will
I will be revealing the closer we get to Christmas
0:48:57.040,0:49:05.640
the the closer we holiday ones things changing
in the background yeah so you should everybody
0:49:05.640,0:49:11.400
should know that Joshua always has something
up his sleeve I always got something in my
0:49:11.400,0:49:20.080
back pocket so yeah you boy yeah I got I got you
you'll see some stuff and I'm I'm gonna have fun
0:49:20.080,0:49:28.120
with it and I'm glad to take you all along uh on
the ride with me or with us woo woo that's great
0:49:28.120,0:49:36.640
J beautiful fun finds today fun and value finds
I like them that's amazing so I guess we should
0:49:36.640,0:49:44.760
just get right into it let's get into the fortune
of the week uh I did like the last fortune that we
0:49:44.760,0:49:51.480
had I think it was the previous week where you um
you're officially coming over here now as said by
0:49:51.480,0:50:01.720
the gods of um Fortune oh yeah that's right that
is what that fortune said so yeah with this new
0:50:01.720,0:50:06.600
Fortune of the week I went out and I just I just
invested right you know I didn't know you could
0:50:06.600,0:50:13.720
even do this but I was out on lunch today and I
was like you know what let's let's let's invest
0:50:13.720,0:50:24.800
a little bit more into this so uh oh at P scar
you you can actually go out and you can buy a
0:50:24.800,0:50:39.240
box of forun cookies you can buy a box of these
bad boys so all right so your boy over here went
0:50:39.240,0:50:49.520
out and bought a little box so uh yeah have some
fun box of for I'm not going I'm not telling okay
0:50:49.520,0:50:57.560
all right I'm not telling all right then let's
pull one out let's get it all right so from my
0:50:57.560,0:51:05.400
box of cookies right here for everybody cookies
for the cookies okay let's kind of stirm around
0:51:05.400,0:51:11.200
I don't want it to just yeah get get from that
deep deep yeah yeah cuz they could have put
0:51:11.200,0:51:16.560
the best one at the top right like I don't want
this I want that I want to have my own you know
0:51:16.560,0:51:28.920
I don't yeah right all right here we go from
my box of cookies I'm excited for these ones I
0:51:28.920,0:51:35.280
don't remember if these ones had uh lucky numbers
or not yeah and I I in all honestly I was going
0:51:35.280,0:51:41.200
to open one before we we we went up but I was
like you know what let's just keep it real it's
0:51:41.200,0:51:45.480
not let's not fake it you know let's not so you
may or may not get lucky numbers this week let's
0:51:45.480,0:51:51.320
find out yeah but if if you wanted to I could
pull my jar out again for those of you who saw
0:51:51.320,0:51:56.560
the jar episode of of Fortunes I could pull that
jar out could but we're gonna stick you're not
0:51:56.560,0:52:01.120
gonna have to Joshua you're gonna you're GNA open
this cookie and it's GNA have both fortunes and
0:52:01.120,0:52:13.520
lucky numbers I can feel it here we go so 4H hour
Fortune for November 28th pop this bad boy open oh
0:52:13.520,0:52:24.320
no sorry folks this one does not have lucky
numbers oh I was wrong I'm so sorry everybody
0:52:24.320,0:52:30.680
do you think do you think they let me return this
yeah I think so let's let's open them all up and
0:52:30.680,0:52:36.480
then let's uh should I open them all up wouldn't
that be a grand you know we'll save that episode
0:52:36.480,0:52:42.640
10 I'm gonna open this whole box right here what
are we on nine nine everybody maybe 10 we'll just
0:52:42.640,0:52:47.200
open all these shits up from the beginning maybe
first part of the episode open them all hang on
0:52:47.200,0:52:54.160
Joshua before you read that we do have a little
bit of time here um we are on episode nine Joshua
0:52:54.160,0:53:03.640
and it occurred to me that is nine hours of sea
level entertainment that everybody can listen to
0:53:03.640,0:53:10.600
right now you know you know how crazy that is like
nine hours of your life that's a full work day
0:53:10.600,0:53:19.040
that you can listen to us talk about [ __ ] aliens
um that's all I remember to be honest is just us
0:53:19.040,0:53:28.240
[ __ ] but how crazy is that J it's not even about
we're about to go into 10 episodes 10 episodes of
0:53:28.240,0:53:35.240
a podcast um of just two buddies living life
talking life you know and that doesn't even
0:53:35.240,0:53:42.760
include the two months that we were doing this
before like we started releasing everything
0:53:42.760,0:53:50.040
like yeah yeah that's insane and it's becoming to
the point where if you don't start listening now
0:53:50.040,0:54:00.360
you're going to have a long time to catch up like
nine hours bro nine hours about to be 10 hours
0:54:00.360,0:54:05.240
doesn't that does that blow your mind or you're
just like whatever about it no that that blows my
0:54:05.240,0:54:11.360
mind and I do know every episode is going to be
better and better and better and better because
0:54:11.360,0:54:17.680
these two guys all we all you know all we want to
do is have fun and this is what this is about it's
0:54:17.680,0:54:24.520
having fun very little structure just running
through shows running through life enjoying the
0:54:24.520,0:54:31.600
randomness that that we were created from you know
so I hope you guys are all enjoying the randomness
0:54:31.600,0:54:37.040
we bring because structure is not what we do we
have a little bit of structure but you know it's
0:54:37.040,0:54:43.240
all about having fun so we love the comments we
love you know the Sprite comment as we talked
0:54:43.240,0:54:47.720
about earlier you know all the little comments we
are going to read them and we're going to enjoy
0:54:47.720,0:54:53.760
everything you have to say so give us feedback
let's keep it going because because we're not
0:54:53.760,0:55:04.760
going to stop you know what josua hey thank you
that's good yeah we're not stopping so for you may
0:55:04.760,0:55:11.240
have to cut some stuff out so we don't get stopped
but oh yeah she will she's already on she's got it
0:55:11.240,0:55:17.240
she's she's nailing it are you ready for the
fortune Sean I think I'm ready buddy bring us
0:55:17.240,0:55:30.080
home all right so the fortune for today November
28th is a change of heart will bring back what
0:55:30.080,0:55:43.560
is lost oh it's kind of nice so one more time
a change of heart will bring back what is lost
0:55:43.560,0:55:50.640
that's nice that's really nice buddy yeah so sorry
no lucky numbers everybody but no Joshua we get
0:55:50.640,0:55:57.920
to make our own lucky numbers this week let's
do our Lucky Seven Joshua uh I will go first
0:55:57.920,0:56:04.880
we'll just do one back and forth right um let me
hang on let me write this down so I don't [ __ ]
0:56:04.880,0:56:12.560
forget it yeah don't leave that responsibility
on me all right uh your first lucky number is
0:56:12.560,0:56:26.240
69 second lucky number is going to be 17 o your
third lucky number is going to be 13 and your
0:56:26.240,0:56:37.360
third lucky number is going to be 12 12 all
right your next lucky number is going to be
0:56:37.360,0:56:54.000
eight and your next lucky number is 10 okay that
is one two three four five six yeah one more uh
0:56:54.000,0:56:58.200
you get the winning one you better think you
want who wants to get the the winning number
0:56:58.200,0:57:04.280
much pressure buddy that I'm going to give it to
you like this is my thank you for nine hours of
0:57:04.280,0:57:11.120
comedic joy and pleasure well I think you just
said I think you just gave it away we're going
0:57:11.120,0:57:25.040
to go with nine oh [ __ ] all right boom why not
so your lucky numbers are 69 17 13 12 8 10 and
0:57:25.040,0:57:34.800
nine there you go I really hope that I really hope
somebody wins that I really really hope somebody
0:57:34.800,0:57:41.720
wins you know if we keep at it Joshua eventually
the odds will be in our favor and somebody will
0:57:41.720,0:57:51.000
win something you know that's just how it goes
that's how odds go you know yeah I I I 100% agree
0:57:51.000,0:57:59.400
with you MH all right well well everybody thank
you so much for listening to this sorry for the
0:57:59.400,0:58:05.080
delay podcast episode 9 um we hope you had a
great time at Thanksgiving and spent it with
0:58:05.080,0:58:10.160
your friends your family uh even if you were by
yourself passed out in your own puke hopefully
0:58:10.160,0:58:18.160
you had fun uh we will be back next week with
a another wonderful episode for all of you um I
0:58:18.160,0:58:25.560
felt like this one went really quickly Joshua and
it makes my heart kind of sad yeah yeah a little
0:58:25.560,0:58:31.720
a little a little too fast I I I second that but
you know what there's more coming we're going to
0:58:31.720,0:58:35.040
like you know I alluded to we're going to keep
going these things are going to get better it's
0:58:35.040,0:58:39.760
going to get fun I can't wait to introduce my
new background it's it's going to get it's G to
0:58:39.760,0:58:46.400
get fun you know I I even was looking up snow
blowing machines or you know my God spoiler
0:58:46.400,0:58:54.200
alert yeah yeah so I I haven't decided if
I'm going bubbles or snow we'll find out
0:58:54.200,0:59:00.960
so stay guys hey thank you guys for watching and
listening um I guess that's it see you guys later
0:59:00.960,0:59:12.800
[Music]
0:59:12.800,0:59:24.640
peace
