Sorry For The Delay | EP.81
Chapters
00:00Introduction and Episode Overview
09:13False Advertising and Consumer Expectations
16:48Unboxing Funko Mystery Box
18:41Unpacking Collectibles and Disappointments
21:59False Advertisements and Consumer Experiences
23:49Easter Memories and Candy Preferences
30:11AI Song Showcase and Musical Insights
35:12Survival Scenarios: Trapped in IKEA
40:18Babysitting Challenges: Communicating in Minecraft
42:37Creative Communication with Kids
44:28Playing God: The Ethics of Reviving Extinct Species
49:01Funko Pop Collecting: A Mystery Box Reveal
55:29Fortunes Against Humanity: A Humorous Take
58:14Lucky Numbers and Positive Vibes
Sound Bites
"I fucking hate those."
"It's called Tropic Desert."
"I highly recommend this."
"Somebody got you something."
"Is this false advertisement?"
"I'm gonna say trash."
"I remember using real eggs."
"I would totally do that."
"Bring back extinct animals?"
"I think it'd be fun!"
"I appreciate that!"
"They get towed!"
Transcript
Sean Of The Dead (00:53.134)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode number 81. Can you believe it, Joshua? 81 episodes, like 80 never happened last week. It's crazy.
Josh Of The Jungle (01:13.664)
Yeah, 81. No, 81. Yeah, I think every time we do another one of these episodes, we think back like, holy shit, we've made it this far. Like, and the world is still turning with everything going on. And these two guys are still doing it. It's good.
Sean Of The Dead (01:26.786)
yeah, still here. Still here, baby. We're like the people's constant, you know? Like there'll always be death, taxes, and us. That's how goes. These two, these two dumbasses. yeah, baby. Joshua, like we do every week, what is in your cup this evening?
Josh Of The Jungle (01:33.784)
And these two guys Joshua and Sean Sean and Joshua. Yeah. Yeah the sorry for the delay guys
Josh Of The Jungle (01:48.921)
gosh, are you going to rag on me again? Cause I just been doing the same shit for like the last couple of weeks. There are some other Jack, you can get some basic with like two ingredients in it. Nope today. Cause Sean we're keeping, mean, we're not going to do the whole CBD thing. Sorry to break it to you if you got into the whole cannabis corner thing. I think we're going to, we're going to steer away from that.
Sean Of The Dead (01:50.978)
Probably. I probably will. It's probably just buccanas or fucking bourbon and coke. That's something, something the same. Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (02:10.097)
celebrating the month of green all over.
Josh Of The Jungle (02:15.646)
Yeah, but I'm still trying to be healthy this month and that's kind of was the underlying thing of the green juice. So today I am double fisting once again. So again, I got my green juice and my custom sorry for the delay cup right here. Yeah. Nice fat sticker right on the front of that thing. And then, which is delicious, but I have something brand new. I haven't tried this before. it's pretty cool. My, my girlfriend picked this up at
Sean Of The Dead (02:20.353)
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Sean Of The Dead (02:28.014)
Cool.
Sean Of The Dead (02:32.578)
Nice, yeah.
Whoa, a brand new.
Josh Of The Jungle (02:44.888)
Trader, I think she got this at Trader Joe's. So if you have a Trader Joe's near you, but this is called the, it's called Tropic Desert. Cool little, yeah, Tropic Desert. Yeah, it's actually a beer. Let me break it down for you. So it's a kettle sour with prickly pear, mango and lime.
Sean Of The Dead (02:55.763)
what is it? Is it a beer?
Sean Of The Dead (03:08.27)
Okay, look for the record I don't like sours like I like ciders which you could classify some of them as sour But I don't like sour beers. I don't know what it is with me. I'm fucking weird I know but Joshua. What does it taste like describe it to me?
Josh Of The Jungle (03:10.082)
I know.
Josh Of The Jungle (03:23.608)
Yeah, so this is, it's, mean, I love sours and this is 8 % alcohol by volume. I think that's how you say it. was 8 % in this little, yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (03:28.866)
Damn! Holy shit! That's a fucking, that's a big boy. That's a... Joshua, you're about to be on the floor.
Josh Of The Jungle (03:35.8)
Is it a big one? It's a semi. You know, it's a semi talk-in. We got a semi. We're gonna try it here.
Sean Of The Dead (03:41.998)
Semi-talking. There he goes, going for the sip. He's taking a real big sip. My God, that man's thirsty. Yeah.
Josh Of The Jungle (03:49.88)
I always take big sips man. I don't do these like little half ass sips like if I'm gonna put it in my mouth it's going all the way. I'm filling up these gums.
Sean Of The Dead (03:57.774)
What? Filling up these gums? You mean filling up your cheeks? Filling up these gums! Just... That's a... Okay.
Josh Of The Jungle (04:01.08)
Gums, gums. Gum filling up these cheeks. Yes. Sorry. I'm gonna edit that out. It's actually pretty good. It's not as sour as you might think, but you do get a lot of the prickly pear and the sour. A little bit of the lime, hardly any mango. But believe it or not, it's actually pretty fucking good. I think you might even like this,
Sean Of The Dead (04:20.077)
Sean Of The Dead (04:23.628)
Okay, well pass me some through the screen when that technology comes comes out and that'd be amazing. I'd love that incredible So but you be careful with those ones buddy. You be careful. That's 8 % I know like you're a little you're a little Peabody, you know I don't want you to get all drunk on here and say something racist. So just be careful Anyways, did ask me what I had my cup Joshua and hey I'm gonna show you something that I think you may be familiar with you tell me if you
Josh Of The Jungle (04:26.06)
Yeah, right here, yeah. There you go. Nice little pop-up. Yeah, but what do you got over there? What do you... I mean...
Josh Of The Jungle (04:41.057)
I can't write
Sean Of The Dead (04:52.204)
are familiar with these two things in my hand right here, buddy. What are these?
Josh Of The Jungle (04:58.36)
The old you mix you mix the only mix yep
Sean Of The Dead (05:00.654)
The old humex buddy. I am drinking the humex, but not only that Joshua not I have to as you say Step on it, right? I have to step on it So Joshua what I did is I created a drink using both of these flavors, which are the mango and the strawberry So what I did in this concoction here, buddy, I put in I doubled it So this is a recipe for double, you know, you don't have to double it I just doubled it for the episode here, but this is what I did
Josh Of The Jungle (05:09.633)
Mm-hmm. Yeah, you can step on it.
Josh Of The Jungle (05:26.072)
Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (05:29.73)
So there is four ounces of the mango nectar and then there's four ounces of the strawberry nectar. There are four ounces of bourbon and then there is two ounces of lime juice inside this concoction here. And Joshua, I had a sip earlier and I've been jonesing for another one because my God. it is amazing, buddy. It is as if you were on a tropical beach.
Josh Of The Jungle (05:50.104)
Good old Jones.
Sean Of The Dead (05:57.334)
in the middle of the Caribbean getting your toes sucked by little fishes. It is amazing. I highly recommend this. Do not double your recipe or double it. I don't care. Do whatever you want. This is a free country for now and enjoy this tropical paradise of happiness. All right. So there you go. That's what I'm drinking. It's delicious. Yeah, it is.
Josh Of The Jungle (06:12.213)
Alright.
Josh Of The Jungle (06:19.456)
Wonderful. That sounds actually pretty fucking delicious. But I do have to show off something at the very, very, very beginning of this episode because Sean, this was given to me by a listener.
Sean Of The Dead (06:29.536)
Ooh, okay.
Sean Of The Dead (06:34.528)
Another listener giving you things? Da fuck?
Josh Of The Jungle (06:36.758)
Yes, yes, yes, but this isn't for me, Sean, and I don't even know what it is, but this was given to me by a listener and this is actually for you. This is a gift for you. You get this gift. Now I don't know how I'm going to send this to you or maybe I'll just fucking wait until you come down, you come down here and then you're just going to have to look at this damn thing yourself. But
Sean Of The Dead (06:40.942)
Well.
Sean Of The Dead (06:46.03)
This is for me I get this whatever this is okay I'm scared Okay You do that? Yeah What the fuck? Okay, show it to me
Josh Of The Jungle (07:06.082)
Yeah, you're have to figure this out. So, it's balled up. Maybe this is inspired by merch. This isn't a fat joint. I'm not, despite what it looks like on camera, this is not a fat joint.
Sean Of The Dead (07:10.87)
No.
Sean Of The Dead (07:17.24)
Okay, Joshua is showing what appears to be a gray rolled up item of fabric right now. So that's audio listeners for you on that one. So is that all you're gonna show me? Is that all I get? okay, well sure.
Josh Of The Jungle (07:24.834)
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
So this is was given to me today. I mean, don't want to... I was told that I can open it for... know, like I can reveal it, but I don't think I want to. I think I want to keep it a surprise for when you get here so you can open it. We can open it together.
Sean Of The Dead (07:42.05)
What? Why not?
Sean Of The Dead (07:46.446)
Then why even tell me? Don't the people want to see my reaction to it?
Josh Of The Jungle (07:50.573)
Well I'm telling you because you got this shit here. Well you got no well a listener somebody gave you something. It's a gift. You should be fucking grateful that somebody's even giving you shit.
Sean Of The Dead (07:56.238)
Because if you just show it to me, if you show it, I'm so grateful. I'm so grateful that I can't see a gift that I've been given. You know, that's what I'm saying on this. Like, cool. I would love a gift. But look, the heavens are saying that I should be given this gift. I should see what this gift is.
Josh Of The Jungle (08:09.954)
I think that's fucking great.
Josh Of The Jungle (08:18.36)
I have no idea what's going on right now. Literally, you know what's funny about like Wi-Fi and lights and shit? Shit just goes off like all the fucking like you have no idea. So all of sudden my room lights are going on. This is getting kind of spooky right now. Not even Halloween yet. It's getting kind of spooky. But before we got too deep, I just wanted to show that off man. Somebody got you something. Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (08:20.159)
You
Sean Of The Dead (08:28.782)
Periodically. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (08:35.735)
Listen.
Well, thanks for showing me the rolled up piece of fabric. do appreciate it. Whoever gave me this gift. I will see it eventually. And if you see Joshua before I see him, tell him to just show it to me because there's that. So there you go.
Josh Of The Jungle (08:44.792)
Eventually, yeah.
Josh Of The Jungle (08:51.19)
Okay, maybe I'll do that. Okay. Maybe we'll do that. I don't know. I think it was inspired by merch though, honestly, because we've been talking a lot about merch. So, you were given a t-shirt. It's so it probably has something that, that could inspire me or you or some of the other listeners and watchers. So, yeah. So I think it's a merchant inspired shirt.
Sean Of The Dead (09:06.444)
Okay. Well, thank you. I do really appreciate it. Honestly. Thank you. So that's pretty cool. I don't know when I'm going back down, so I'll let the people know. But yeah, again, thank you. Really cool.
Josh Of The Jungle (09:13.528)
So I just had to show that off.
Josh Of The Jungle (09:17.464)
Thank you. I hope it fits. You are small, right?
Sean Of The Dead (09:21.464)
Yeah. Actually, I'm an extra small. Hopefully you got that right. All right, buddy, let's move on. Let's get to the chat with this section of the podcast. The real meat and bones of what we talk about on here. You know, every week we do this with different topics. Sometimes we have recurring segments. In case this is your first time listening to us, we appreciate you being here. But yeah, Joshua, what do we got?
Josh Of The Jungle (09:24.888)
Got it
Josh Of The Jungle (09:48.217)
Alright so today Sean, we got a couple things. This is a fun one that I came up with and this one kind of touches me deeply in all kinds of areas. And hopefully this one doesn't get us in trouble man. This is kind of one of those that I gotta talk about it just because it hits me on a personal level and I've been waiting and waiting and waiting but has to do with false advertisement, okay?
Sean Of The Dead (09:49.966)
Mm-hmm.
You did mention this one to me. Yeah. I'm so, so worried about this one.
Sean Of The Dead (10:02.359)
You
Sean Of The Dead (10:10.604)
Mia, have the editing button ready on this one Mia. We don't know where it's going. I apologize. But yes, false advertisement is the first topic.
Josh Of The Jungle (10:17.772)
Yeah, so the first one, yeah, false advertising. And then the next one I got for us are Sean, you know, this was was inspired by you, right?
Sean Of The Dead (10:25.006)
yeah, this is mine. This is my my suggestion is just peeps peeps P E E P S peeps
Josh Of The Jungle (10:30.508)
Okay, peeps.
And then we also have another Sean inspired, kind of thought provoking, I'm sure it's going to be fun.
Sean Of The Dead (10:37.614)
yeah, this is going to be a fun one. this one is called, could you survive? Just leaving it at that.
Josh Of The Jungle (10:44.788)
I'm looking forward to hope it's just like a board game. I'm kind of curious what's going to happen with this one. And then the very last one was one of mine and it's called Playing God. So who knows how this episode is going to go but hopefully we get to all these today.
Sean Of The Dead (10:47.758)
You're gonna find out!
Sean Of The Dead (11:02.114)
We will. We always do. It's gonna be a great one. Yeah.
Josh Of The Jungle (11:04.594)
So Sean, advertisement. This, no, my pet, my pet peeve is on the board over here. We haven't really talked about that. I wrote it down, but sorry, we didn't talk about it. Maybe I'll talk about the pet peeve next week. but gosh, no, well, it's, mean, pet peeves happened to us all and that one hits me good, but maybe I'll get to that one next week. but anyway, Sean false.
Sean Of The Dead (11:09.614)
Wait, does this count as your pet peeve for the week two? Okay.
Sean Of The Dead (11:18.506)
Okay.
Sean Of The Dead (11:23.266)
That'll be a different pet peeve.
Josh Of The Jungle (11:33.075)
advertisement. You know how we all, we see something. It's like what you see and what you get. Right? So I got it. I got to press a button over here because I want to show you what I saw. This is what I saw. Okay. This is what I saw right here. And this, you know, looking at this kind of cool packaging or whatever, this is what I saw. So was like, hell yeah, this is pretty cool. And then you kind of read into a little bit. What?
Sean Of The Dead (11:49.164)
Okay, all right. Okay.
Sean Of The Dead (12:00.312)
So wait, so Joshua for the audio listeners on this podcast here, Joshua has sent us over to a puzzle screen with an image of a Funko vault, like if it was a box shape and it has a bunch of just Funko, like generic Funko images inside of it. So that's what it is.
Josh Of The Jungle (12:03.54)
Okay. All right.
Josh Of The Jungle (12:13.133)
Yes.
Josh Of The Jungle (12:20.918)
Yeah, so I guess I could say because last week I said I bought a mystery box, right? Let me I guess I could tell a little bit of backstory on this fucking thing. Yeah, so I bought a mystery box last week and it was inspired, right? I'm like, hell yeah, the way they sold this thing to me. I was super pumped. They got this cool packaging, you know, and then I read into it, right? So this this is how it kind of reads right here. So it's a mystery box.
Sean Of The Dead (12:25.538)
Yeah, you did say you bought a mystery box last week.
Josh Of The Jungle (12:45.304)
to around 30 bucks. on screen again for if you're, got to come over to YouTube, you got to see, but this is kind of how they sell this thing to you. So it's a spring mystery vault box. It's exclusive. It's $30. Um, you can't get this on the app or whatever. So this whole thing is basically inspired. So basically what it comes down is each box includes four collectibles of a variety of varying rarities, right? So one in 250 boxes will include a prototype.
Sean Of The Dead (12:55.808)
Mm. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (13:09.23)
Mm-hmm.
Josh Of The Jungle (13:13.282)
So you can get like some cool shit in one of these things. So again, they're selling you this whole thing, right? These collectibles are about to be retired to the Funko Vaults and may not be produced again. So they're selling you on this whole thing, right? Which is pretty fucking cool.
Sean Of The Dead (13:13.918)
that'd be cool.
Sean Of The Dead (13:28.034)
Yeah, like the FOMO kind of thing. I get you. Yeah.
Josh Of The Jungle (13:31.082)
Exactly. Exactly. So they're selling to you. You're believing in the message right here, right? So guess what? This thing showed up today. Okay. This thing showed up. So what I saw versus what I got. So I got to show you.
Sean Of The Dead (13:35.522)
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay. Yeah.
Okay. All right, Joshua is a, Joshua is doing something. He's grabbing something. Okay, there we go. He's grabbing something from underneath his chair. Okay.
Josh Of The Jungle (13:54.914)
So.
Thought I was gonna get a cool Funko, you know, exclusive, cause this is kinda cool shit, right? This is cool shit. That's what I saw. This is what I got. I got a nice brown fucking box right here.
Sean Of The Dead (14:02.956)
Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (14:13.506)
Well, okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. Uh-huh.
Josh Of The Jungle (14:15.786)
And on the inside of this box, okay, on the inside of the box, I'm like, hell yeah, I got this box, right? I'm super stoked. On the inside of the box, I was thinking, you know, maybe they're going to give me that cool Funko vault looking thing like they advertise to me. Like, sorry, Funko, you probably not going to ever get sponsored by this again. But you're like, hell yeah, you know, maybe going to get this cool thing. So inside, what do I get?
Sean Of The Dead (14:22.392)
Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (14:30.05)
Hmm?
Bye bye.
Josh Of The Jungle (14:40.466)
I these fucking things. This is what it looks like on the inside. This is what you get. This is what you get. Sean's gonna defend him.
Sean Of The Dead (14:43.18)
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Well, hang on. Hang on. Hang on because I can already see the comments coming in to grill your ass here. first of all, the image that you showed was clearly just a picture, right? And in the wording, in the wording of the website, it does not state anywhere in there that you are getting a vault themed package. You know, you're getting vaulted.
Josh Of The Jungle (14:52.919)
skip chance.
Josh Of The Jungle (14:59.5)
Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter.
Sean Of The Dead (15:12.686)
Well, almost vaulted Funko pops. You're not getting, you're not paying for a vaulted box, like a box that in the shape of a vault. Like that is not what you're paying for.
Josh Of The Jungle (15:23.104)
Okay, alright, well, okay, maybe I'll take that. I mean, when I go to McDonald's and I buy a fucking happy meal, at least their box looks fucking happy. You know what I'm saying? At least I get the shit that I pay for.
Sean Of The Dead (15:30.84)
that doesn't but you're not there's no advertisement for that either there isn't you're not paying for the box you know you're not you're not you're not paying for that they do that as a nice design like they don't have to do that they could put it in a brown paper bag and call it done you know you're not paying for that so I think you're in the wrong on this a hundred percent yes
Josh Of The Jungle (15:35.948)
They don't do that from McDonald's either.
Josh Of The Jungle (15:40.76)
But you still get a cool box.
Josh Of The Jungle (15:51.321)
Okay, alright, Sean's with the packaging. Sean's with the packaging, I get it. But if you're gonna do that, then put a brown fucking box with the Funko label on it. Don't sell it to me like it's a cool looking packaging. Like that to me, just put it as a brown fucking box. Is what I'm getting at.
Sean Of The Dead (16:04.994)
But see, see, I don't think that they sold it to you as like the fucking thing. I don't think they sold that image to you. Like, I don't think you, you, anybody in there thinking that they were going to get that, you know? So I don't know. I think you're in the wrong in this one.
Josh Of The Jungle (16:18.72)
Okay, all right. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong. Okay, so I got four of these things. I'm going to show two of them off in the very beginning and then at the very end of this episode, I'm going to show the other two off and I want to know if this $30 vaulted Funko exclusive fucking box that I did not get was worth the $30 fucking dollars that I spent on this. So again, is this false advertisement? Is this even fucking worth it? Okay, so...
Sean Of The Dead (16:41.336)
Well, clearly it doesn't sound like it's worth it.
Josh Of The Jungle (16:48.0)
I'm not even going to, didn't color code these or put number one or number two. I'm just going to open. So in this package I got one. No, I haven't looked at any of them.
Sean Of The Dead (16:52.952)
Wait, have you already opened them? okay. you don't know what they are. Okay, cool. Can we get rid of the chat with this section so we can see this in its clarity here just for right now? Thank you, Joshua. Appreciate that. All right, here he goes. He's gonna open them. He's gonna open two. So, all right.
Josh Of The Jungle (16:58.784)
I don't.
Josh Of The Jungle (17:03.192)
Okay. All right. So I got one. I got two of these for total. Here we go. Let's see if any of these are a vaulted fucking, I don't know, Sean, you're gonna, you're gonna have to fucking tell me.
Sean Of The Dead (17:11.319)
Yes, we're ready.
Sean Of The Dead (17:16.194)
I'm gonna be fucking amazed if this man gets a prototype Funko right now and that would be fucking insane. But I doubt it because he's being so negative right now. He's just so negative as he's still trying to open the fucking boxes. Look at this man. Can't even comprehend how to open a box.
Josh Of The Jungle (17:29.656)
Well, they don't I mean that's not like they fucking just okay. So Sean you are that you're the Funko guy So you're gonna have to tell You're gonna have to tell me that this is shit or this was worth it
Sean Of The Dead (17:33.624)
Yeah. I am the Funko guy. I got you. Yeah.
Let's play shit or not shit There we go first one, what do we got go ahead? diamonds are usually good
Josh Of The Jungle (17:43.928)
And shit are not shit. Funko. Exclusive, right here. Here we go. Whoever the fuck this is, it's a diamond.
Sean Of The Dead (17:56.655)
is she a wrestler?
Josh Of The Jungle (18:01.28)
Rosalia Rosalia Rose Osela
Sean Of The Dead (18:03.348)
Rosalia? Rosala? I don't know!
Josh Of The Jungle (18:07.161)
by the sound of it, this sounds like this is shit. There you go. Thank you Funko, for that one.
Sean Of The Dead (18:11.886)
Wait, wait, I feel like I feel like we should do a little bit more research What is the what is her number? What is her number? Give me her her box number that way I can
Josh Of The Jungle (18:18.836)
Okay. Okay. Okay. The number on this box is 417.
Sean Of The Dead (18:27.384)
Okay. I will tell you right now if she was worth it for you. No. Joshua, she is currently going for $7.50 right now on the Amazon exclusive. you are currently under on that one. So there's that. Number two, let's get it.
Josh Of The Jungle (18:35.626)
exactly. Nuff said.
Okay, all right if I do not get Curly under All right. Here we go. Number two from this and like I said, I got two more You're gonna have to stick around fucking for this the other two because I feel like I'm gonna be just disappointed
Sean Of The Dead (18:54.062)
This is amazing. This is amazing. Okay, I'm ready. Lay it on me.
Josh Of The Jungle (19:00.404)
Alright, just saw number two. I already know it's shit because it has a Hot Topic sticker on the front. If anything from Hot Topic usually is shit.
Sean Of The Dead (19:05.698)
Hey, those sometimes hot topic exclusives are nice. this is Avatar the last Airbender. What's his name? Soka? They're not... Fuck. what's the number? I'll tell you right now.
Josh Of The Jungle (19:09.624)
There we go.
Josh Of The Jungle (19:14.763)
Soka.
Josh Of The Jungle (19:18.712)
1482.
Sean Of The Dead (19:20.846)
1482 Joshua how much you want to put your money on it?
Josh Of The Jungle (19:25.909)
I'm gonna say trash.
Sean Of The Dead (19:28.054)
You're calling it trash already, damn. Well, it's kind of, hang on because that number is kind of, popular. So there's a bunch of different ones. just for example, I put that number in and it comes up as Jack Sparrow. so I'll have to do a little.
Josh Of The Jungle (19:32.44)
Okay, maybe not trash.
Josh Of The Jungle (19:44.61)
Clearly false advertisement. They're already putting the wrong fucking number trying to sell it as something else.
Sean Of The Dead (19:50.092)
Okay, so this is Sokka with her airbender or with the airbender mask. And Joshua, you are looking currently. Actually, this one doesn't have a price. So that one could be vaulted already, to be honest with you. So that's could be vaulted because there's no current price, at least none that I can find quickly. So, well, I lied.
Josh Of The Jungle (20:06.413)
be vaulted.
Josh Of The Jungle (20:15.576)
He found it! What do know?
Sean Of The Dead (20:18.286)
I did find it Well, if it was autographed by the actual person who played the voice actor you're looking at 155 If not, you're looking at about 15 bucks on well and depending so high end I'm seeing 2950 Low end I'm seeing about 15 bucks. So it's kind of hit and miss on that one. So you might you might have lucked out on that
Josh Of The Jungle (20:26.104)
Jesus, like somebody else's autograph, Unko.
Josh Of The Jungle (20:42.648)
Okay. So I'm not quite up to my $30 yet. Got it.
Sean Of The Dead (20:48.046)
Yeah, not quite up to your 30 bucks, definitely. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to bring up the conspiracy corner. But yeah, you're almost there.
Josh Of The Jungle (20:56.406)
Okay, all right, so I just had to get that off my chest. I know it's one of those topics, but I wanted to go through that because I just had to ask you the question, have you ever came across or a listener? you ever been duped on something that you like was advertised to you or you felt like you were gonna get it and then you didn't get it?
Sean Of The Dead (21:13.716)
Yes. You know what? Now? Yeah, you know what? Now that you've mentioned it, so come Christmas time, you know how like stores will do like their seasonal promotions stuff like they'll have like like Target is so this is going to be directed at Target. They'll do their seasonal lay downs, right? So we have all their Christmas stuff and things like that. But then they have that candy section, right? The candy section in the Target is just littered with a bunch of candies and chocolates and shit like that. I.
Josh Of The Jungle (21:41.25)
Mm-hmm.
Sean Of The Dead (21:43.0)
hate the big things of Twix, Snickers, you'll see them all the time, right? It's like the yard thing, right? The yard. I bought one and I learned my lesson because they're not actually big ass things of fucking Twix or fucking whatever. It's little ones. They're just little ones. And it's so stupid that they advertise it that way. So that is what I'm saying would be my, my pick for something that I was
Josh Of The Jungle (21:49.048)
I do, do. I will talk about. Yep.
Josh Of The Jungle (21:59.47)
Yes.
Sean Of The Dead (22:12.45)
false advertised for. yeah, fucking stoop.
Josh Of The Jungle (22:16.278)
It's almost equivalent to like, know, when they do those big old checks, you know, at like a award set, they give you a big old, and it's like $30 and it costs fucking more to make the check for 30, that big ass poster sign thing than it did the check. It's so stupid. Bigger checks don't mean like the size of the check doesn't necessarily mean more money. So stupid.
Sean Of The Dead (22:20.226)
Yeah, well, at those actually have monetary value. Yeah, still.
Sean Of The Dead (22:31.438)
you
Sean Of The Dead (22:35.31)
It does not. But it is funny to see a big old check with $30 written on it. Fucking hilarious. Yeah, there you go. That's what I think. Yeah, well, I think you're in the wrong, so we'll see.
Josh Of The Jungle (22:41.08)
Know right, it's funny. Yeah, that's my little grape though
Josh Of The Jungle (22:49.816)
grow me.
Sean Of The Dead (22:51.318)
Joshua, this next one is Peeps. P-E-E-P-S, Peeps. Joshua, Easter is right around the corner. When this episode comes out, think Easter is this Sunday. Is that right? Or is it next Sunday when this episode comes out? think it's, yeah, so it might be next Sunday, but whatever. Easter's coming. So, Joshua, I wanted to just kind of touch on this quickly. Are you a fan of Peeps? Like, that your, is that a thing for you? Yeah, the little marshmallow birds.
Josh Of The Jungle (23:04.184)
Yeah, I think it's on the 20th, right? 420?
Josh Of The Jungle (23:16.94)
those little marshmallow fucking yellow and pink things? No. No, I think the last time I tried one, got diarrhea from it or some shit.
Sean Of The Dead (23:20.898)
Yeah, yeah. Okay.
Jesus. All right. Damn. Okay. Well, segue to my next question here. Do you have any Easter candy or any Easter memories? Have you ever celebrated Easter? Is that a thing for you? Like, is there anything in that memory bank?
Josh Of The Jungle (23:29.123)
Yeah. I think it hit me all wrong.
Josh Of The Jungle (23:42.756)
Yeah. Yeah, I remember as a kid, actually used to reel who used to reel. used to you. It's hitting. He's a real in and slap that bitch. No, sorry. So much. No, I know. Right. No, we used to actually use real eggs back in the day. I remember growing up as a kid using. Yeah. Using real eggs.
Sean Of The Dead (23:49.95)
We used to reel in the Easter money and fuck him. Jesus. Children listen to this Joshua.
Sean Of The Dead (24:07.906)
They still use your legs.
Josh Of The Jungle (24:11.478)
And it was funny because you didn't have finding those fucking things like three weeks later and they'd be rotten and just all gross in the yard. You know, cause I don't know if we ever counted how many we hid like back in the day. I think, I think that became more of a thing later, but yeah, you just make like a bunch of eggs and go hide them. And I remember using real ones and then we started using plastic ones and all that kind of shit. But I do remember chasing and looking for eggs. Yeah, that was really fun. The hunt for the egg was always fun for me.
Sean Of The Dead (24:14.574)
Later, yeah. I remember that, yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (24:36.47)
Okay. For the egg was always fun. Did you guys ever do that thing where you'd have, well, I mean, you said you used to real eggs, but I'm assuming at one point in time you use plastic eggs, right? Okay. Did you, did you? Well, yeah, yeah. I think that's tradition nowadays. I mean, not nowadays because God damn, you got to sell your right kidney for a fucking egg. but I think, I too remember all that, but I was going to mention
Josh Of The Jungle (24:47.606)
Yeah, yeah, we used to die him too. We used to get like real die
Sean Of The Dead (25:05.71)
Did you ever like look for like did you did your family ever put money into the plastic eggs and like look for those? Okay, yeah, cuz that's my memory that I have is like finding like the eggs with like a dollar bill or five dollars You know just having those those moments But yeah, it was always nice
Josh Of The Jungle (25:20.245)
Mm-hmm.
Josh Of The Jungle (25:25.208)
Yeah, it was kind of funny because we did, if I remember correctly, the way we did Easter was kind of like done in waves, like the youngest kids would get to go first because we kind of, you know, we got a larger family. So if you just let the teenagers out with the, the knee highs, all of a sudden the knee highs get trampled and then there's like people crying and just shit goes haywire. And you know what I mean? Cause you're like much faster as a teenager. You're just fucking kicking over little kids and shit, you know, getting to the eggs and you're always looking for the gold one.
Sean Of The Dead (25:43.662)
The knee highs.
Sean Of The Dead (25:51.63)
You
Josh Of The Jungle (25:53.101)
You know, cause they always put the money in the big gold one, you know, somewhere where like a little kid can find it too. So it's not always high in the tree. It's like, like a sucker move. Like, you know, the good one's not in the tree because the kid can't get it. So it's gotta be like low next to a piece of dog shit or something. Like nobody wants to go near.
Sean Of The Dead (25:57.256)
Yeah, we never did that.
Sean Of The Dead (26:05.454)
Yeah.
It's embedded on top of the dog shit just sticking out
Josh Of The Jungle (26:13.504)
Yeah, like, it's like nobody's touching, no grown person's touching dog shit, but you get a kid in there that doesn't know any better, they'll just touch dog shit all day, it's just like chocolate. You know, they're digging around in the grass and shit. Yeah. You know, you put it somewhere that obvious.
Sean Of The Dead (26:24.888)
You know, so this actually unlocked a, that dog shit comment made me unlock a memory of my Easter one time. So Joshua, the first time I ever had peanut &Ms was in Easter because all of the good candy was taken. And I was like, I don't know what these are. And I was just like, I guess I'll eat it. And that was the first time I discovered peanut butter or sorry, peanut &Ms. Delicious. And ever since then, I've been eating them. Yummy.
Josh Of The Jungle (26:52.952)
Wait a second, are you saying you are down with crunchy peanut butter? I thought you were a smooth peanut butter guy.
Sean Of The Dead (26:59.768)
No, peanut &Ms, bro. That's totally different. That's totally di- That's literally eating a peanut. could you? Could you make a case for that being the same thing? I don't think you could. I think you're just full of it. You son of a bitch. wait. Before we leave the peeps conversation, did you have any favorite Easter candy?
Josh Of The Jungle (27:02.581)
Okay, no, I don't know could make a case for it being the same thing I could make a case you could make a case for the same thing
You
Josh Of The Jungle (27:20.46)
Hmm. I'm. No, no, no, you're fine. No, I needed to clear my palate. Well, I think my I think my favorite Easter candy is I don't even know if it's necessarily an Easter candy, but like a Reese's. Like a Reese's peanut butter cup, you know, this. Yeah, there's something about a good Reese's.
Sean Of The Dead (27:20.598)
as he takes a sip. That was my fault. I completely timed that wrong.
Sean Of The Dead (27:27.926)
I was thinking about the dog shit.
Sean Of The Dead (27:36.918)
Okay, yeah, yeah. Okay, I feel that. Which is smooth peanut butter inside of a... Just saying, just saying. What about jelly beans, Joshua? Were you ever a of like jelly beans? I think that's when you get a lot of jelly beans is during Easter time. Like, was that something that you enjoyed or was that nothing that you had?
Josh Of The Jungle (27:45.821)
Ha! Right? Tische.
Josh Of The Jungle (28:01.976)
jelly bean? No, I was never a big jelly bean person. I think I always saw them as like a choking hazard. Maybe something happened to me at some point in my life where I almost died eating one. And so now every time I put one in my mouth, it's just like, I have like flashbacks of maybe dying at some point, but no, our pills, you know what I mean? Maybe just cause I didn't like medicine or some bullshit and I just, I see them as like little pills. Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (28:07.22)
Okay.
It's a young child. Excuse me.
Sean Of The Dead (28:24.853)
you equated the one on one? Got it. Okay. yeah, that makes sense. That makes sense actually. Yeah. I can see that. Damn.
Josh Of The Jungle (28:30.904)
So was never a jelly belly or like Never like a small little candy like that, but I'm a chocolate person So if they could figure how to make those into chocolate form Then I'd probably dig it Yeah, yeah It's like a little pebble Yeah, you probably yeah, that's probably they probably don't make it all because it's just not appealing like it just looks like little pebble shits
Sean Of The Dead (28:36.43)
Yeah, makes sense.
Be like little rabbit shits You've seen rabbit poop I'm assuming but it would look like a rabbit poop you'd look like a little turd that's probably why they don't do that Although although they do have jelly belly like in the flavor of chocolate pudding so
Josh Of The Jungle (29:06.722)
Could be a case of, yeah, yeah, I don't, yeah. I don't know. But yeah, that was never into that. Like those kinds of candies, I guess. Chocolate.
Sean Of The Dead (29:12.864)
Okay, I just thought it just thought I'd ask I remember choking on a marble one time I mean this has nothing to do with with Easter But it did remind me because you said choking hazard and I was like I've choked and I was like, yeah I remember one time as a kid I swallowed a marble and was choking on a marble because I'm a fucking idiot and this is why kids die all the time But I just had it in my I like the texture like the smooth texture. I was a texture person, you know
Josh Of The Jungle (29:18.832)
fuck.
Josh Of The Jungle (29:32.514)
Jesus.
Sean Of The Dead (29:40.076)
And like to like have a marble in your mouth. It was just like smooth and just like weirdly satisfying. And it slipped and it got lodged into my throat and I was choking. Yeah. Luckily my parents knew how to give CPR, to do the Heimlich maneuver. And I was fine. Everybody I'm okay. I'm still up. Listen, I'm here, right? I'm here. I made it. I'm a survivor. I'm the top percent. Yeah. And that reminded me of that. So thank you. Thank you for that traumatizing memory.
Josh Of The Jungle (29:48.364)
That's frightening. That's frightening.
Josh Of The Jungle (29:53.816)
Good.
Josh Of The Jungle (29:59.625)
He made it.
Josh Of The Jungle (30:08.856)
It's all coming back now.
Sean Of The Dead (30:09.838)
It's all coming back, baby. shit. All right, Joshua. Anyways, before we move on to the Could You Survive portion of the podcast, let's give the AI song a play this week, buddy. This is going to be in theme with my shirt this week. This is an octopus, but I like to call him a Kraken. So this song is Kraken themed.
Josh Of The Jungle (30:14.744)
Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (30:36.69)
but head on over to sorry for the delay dot live slash ai radio and you can hear the song in its entirety joshua this is track number 30 i believe so yeah 30 30 fucking songs on this bad boy buddy but this one is called the heart beneath the waves so here you go three two one enjoy
Josh Of The Jungle (30:44.76)
Wait, yeah, I was gonna say how many songs have we got now? 30? 30 tracks?
Sean Of The Dead (31:17.311)
you
Sean Of The Dead (33:40.366)
you
Sean Of The Dead (33:46.198)
Hi Joshua, there you go. There's your AI song for the week. Once again, check this out on Sorry For The Delay.Live slash AI Radio. Listen to it in its entirety. And as well as our other 29 other AI tracks. So there's that. All bangers, every one of them, Joshua Banger approved. So how'd you feel about that one this week, my dude?
Josh Of The Jungle (33:47.832)
All right.
.
Josh Of The Jungle (33:58.093)
BANGERS
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah summer tracks. That was a great one. We got all kinds of good songs, man. That's another one to add to the list. I think we got we got a lot coming out and more to come. I mean, I'm excited for all these tracks.
Sean Of The Dead (34:11.65)
Yeah, I like it.
Hmm more to come interesting Yeah, I like I like that one too These past few weeks I was going with like a real like metal epic metal vibe kind of thing. So I was like, this is kind of
Josh Of The Jungle (34:27.96)
Yeah, that was a good one. That's gonna hit the top of the charts. That's not gonna make the Minecraft or Lego movie. I don't think that's Lego approved.
Sean Of The Dead (34:33.541)
We'll see. Yeah, not Lego approved, unfortunately, but definitely it's definitely in there. I think it might be a Fast and the Furious one, you know, in like the credit scene, or maybe they're going deep sea diving in the Fast and the Furious, you know, meeting a Kraken. Who knows? They went to space already, so it could be could be something there.
Josh Of The Jungle (34:44.629)
Okay.
Josh Of The Jungle (34:48.908)
I could see that. Or like part two of that, the submarine that exploded. You know what mean? Maybe that's like the intro to like, forget what that one was.
Sean Of The Dead (34:55.638)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, there you go. Good work. Good work. I'm just saying. All right, buddy. Let us, let us, let us, let us, let us move on to could you survive buddy? So this, this was something that I was thinking about, just in general today. it stemmed from the question I had in my mind of
Josh Of The Jungle (35:11.96)
I'm ready for this. I want to know
Sean Of The Dead (35:24.226)
Do you think you could survive? And then I would just think of something, a scenario, right? And so that's what this is. So I'm to give you a few scenarios, Josh, when you tell me how and if, or if not, you could survive them, right? So the first one I have for you, my dude, is this. Trapped in Ikea for three days, no phone, only meatballs. And there are three questions I have for you. One of them is where do you sleep?
Josh Of The Jungle (35:30.796)
Yeah. Okay.
Josh Of The Jungle (35:39.564)
Okay, I'm down with it.
Sean Of The Dead (35:53.954)
What's your escape plan? And do you build a fortress out of bookshelves?
Josh Of The Jungle (35:58.873)
I mean trapped in an IKEA would not be the worst case scenario for anybody I think. Yeah like that's not a terrible idea. mean have you seen the different layouts that they have in IKEA's? You could sleep in a different bed, a different setting like every single night. You could try all the silverware you've ever wanted to fucking try. You could have meatballs on all the different plates that they got fucking there. Like
Sean Of The Dead (36:08.703)
No, not at all.
Sean Of The Dead (36:15.086)
It's true.
Josh Of The Jungle (36:27.862)
I would totally I would not want them to open the store like they could just like you gotta you gotta confine me to a
Sean Of The Dead (36:29.678)
that would be something to think about too. Like if they open the store, like you're just there and they're like, Hey, what's up?
Josh Of The Jungle (36:44.44)
You you're like you're walking around just taking poos and all the toilets that don't work, you know It's like who's gonna get the surprise when they walk in the model bathroom like hey Surprise guess what that is. That's meatball from three days ago Enjoy it That's what it looks like when it comes out Yeah, so Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we all love the way it looks when it goes in what about it comes out. Hey surprise. Happy birthday
Sean Of The Dead (36:57.71)
You
Sean Of The Dead (37:03.574)
gross.
Josh Of The Jungle (37:13.218)
But yeah, dude, would totally, I would do that. They could pay me to do that. Or I would do it for free just to see if I actually could do that.
Sean Of The Dead (37:18.432)
Okay. Okay, so... Alright, so the three questions I had for you was, where do you sleep? So, where would you sleep?
Josh Of The Jungle (37:25.344)
Okay, so I would sleep in a different bed every night, different layout, a difference because they're huge. So it's hard to say if I would sleep in a jungle, a jungle room, a modern room, like, like go back to my childhood and find a bunk bed in one of these setups like.
Sean Of The Dead (37:33.064)
Well, they're not that big. They're not that big. Calm down. Jungle room. You'd go to like the high school dorm setting, right? It's funny.
Josh Of The Jungle (37:46.259)
Yeah, just like like where would I did? I've been in Ikea There's so many places to do this like you post out the futon and pretend like you're a bachelor and shit and just like sleep on a futon You know, just like whatever man. Yeah
Sean Of The Dead (37:58.19)
Okay, all right. So you'd find places to sleep. right, the next one was, I'm gonna ask you this one first. Do you build a fortress out of bookcases? Like are you doing a little fort, a little fort out of bookcases? No? I would. Why not? Fuck it.
Josh Of The Jungle (38:07.384)
No, no. No, I probably wouldn't build a fort. Yeah, that I probably would do. I might just drive around with like a forklift. You know, if they had those left charged for me like I might build some shit with a forklift. You maybe not necessarily at a bookshelves like I'd do some shit with that. Do some, you know.
Sean Of The Dead (38:24.332)
And now the last question is what would be your escape plan? So how would you get out of there? If you're trapped, let's say you can't go through the front entrance, right? You can't, you're fucking trapped bro, right? Your front and your obvious and at entrances and exit exit fucking hand of it speak your obvious entrances and exisces, exisces exits. Fuck me. are blocked. Where are you? How are you escaping?
Josh Of The Jungle (38:28.94)
Okay
Josh Of The Jungle (38:38.487)
I got you.
Josh Of The Jungle (38:46.424)
And is that is our is the store not ever opening after three days like do do I have to get out?
Sean Of The Dead (38:50.858)
Yeah, yeah, let's just say like zombie apocalypse. Let's say this situation zombie apocalypse. If you if you if you don't get out of this place, this place is like set to like be demoed, right? You're going to explode. You're going to die. So how are getting out?
Josh Of The Jungle (38:55.032)
Like I don't want to leave is what I'm telling you like I don't want to
Josh Of The Jungle (39:06.584)
I'm trying to think of like how many they got a bunch of knives and shit I could probably I mean if they could dig out of Alcatraz I could probably get a bunch of yeah I could probably fucking get a bunch of knives and forks and spoons and just you know dig a tunnel out somewhere. Find some plumbing.
Sean Of The Dead (39:10.414)
Carve your way through.
Sean Of The Dead (39:20.974)
Listen Joshua, correct answer to this, the correct answer Joshua is you get a bunch of bedsheets, you go to the roof, you tie them all together, then you just lasso yourself down there, bro. That's the correct way to do this. So not saying there's a right or wrong answer, but you're situating, you're going to die in three days if you try to dig your way through the knives.
Josh Of The Jungle (39:35.222)
So to go up and out and through, you know, it's, but it's, but it's interesting. Like think about the perspective though. Like I'm trying to go through the walls and you're climbing up and out and over. You're probably the kid that escaped your crib when you were a kid, didn't you? You know, I'm trying to chew through the bars and you fucking just climbed over and out of it.
Sean Of The Dead (39:52.034)
Yeah, dude.
There ain't no glass ceilings above my head,
Josh Of The Jungle (39:59.521)
Yeah, maybe just comes from how tall you are. think high and I'm thinking low and through something. You know what mean? I'm getting low and fucking plowing through some shit, you know? Yeah, you're swinging through the trees. You're the big man, you know, going over top of everything like, fuck that. It's going underneath, going low.
Sean Of The Dead (40:03.746)
Hahaha
Sean Of The Dead (40:07.662)
That's fucking awesome. shit. Okay. That's fucking funny.
Sean Of The Dead (40:18.093)
Cool beans I'll do one last one buddy cuz I didn't know this was gonna take that long, but I figure with the Minecraft movie Of course. Yeah because of the Minecraft movie just coming out though. I have this one for you You're babysitting a kid's friend who only speaks in Minecraft references, okay, how do you survive? I have three questions again. Can you communicate? Do you build a blocky peace treaty?
Josh Of The Jungle (40:24.13)
This is fun. We can do this. We can do a whole episode of this shit.
Sean Of The Dead (40:46.594)
and how long before you pretend the wifi is out.
Josh Of The Jungle (40:50.872)
Jesus Christ, that was a lot there because I'm not a Minecraft person. So, so that's a Minecraft.
Sean Of The Dead (40:55.444)
Exactly. is why it's the perfect question for you. Minecraft. How do you communicate with a child you're babysitting who only talks in Minecraft? Like, how do you do that?
Josh Of The Jungle (41:04.92)
I just I pick up pillows and shit and start stacking them or throwing them at them or something like that. Don't they use square blocks and things and just hurl things at each other? Right?
Sean Of The Dead (41:10.926)
Yeah, yeah, they do. Okay, so that would be your form of communication. So you would just throw things at this child. Okay.
Josh Of The Jungle (41:18.808)
I would just throw things at it. Yeah, I mean what other way I'm gonna get it across like you got to go over there throw the pillow across the room like that's where you need to go or go to bed hit him over the head you know what I mean or something just like Like how else like I don't know how to communicate in Minecraft I don't speak the language
Sean Of The Dead (41:27.406)
Just keep knocking him out until he sleeps!
Sean Of The Dead (41:38.978)
Okay. Well, it's just think about blocks, right? You're just communicating through blocks. So if your pillows are your blocks, then you communicate through pillows, right? So I guess the question of, you build a blocky peace treaty is probably not on the table because it sounds like you're just going to beat the shit out of this kid with these pillows.
Josh Of The Jungle (41:47.073)
Mm-hmm.
of height.
Josh Of The Jungle (41:56.577)
Well, I would try to do it in nice way, but if they didn't listen, you know, you have to resort to other means, you know, just... There's nothing wrong with a pillow fight, you know what I mean? Like, like, that's no pillow fight. know, people do that all the time. Adults do have pillow fights. There's whole, whole genres on the internet dedicated to pillow fights.
Sean Of The Dead (42:03.694)
I mean you're not wrong. Good point, good point.
Yeah.
All right, and then I guess this question is presuming that the child is only playing Minecraft right now, like he's physically playing the game Minecraft because how long before you pretend the Wi-Fi is out? So let's have a situation where the child is strictly playing the video game, right? How do you communicate with that kid just in that video game?
Josh Of The Jungle (42:37.208)
How do I communicate with them strictly and the Wi-Fi goes out?
Sean Of The Dead (42:41.314)
Yeah. Yeah, well, that's like, do you that's like your last resort, right? Like Joshua, let's say I'm your child and we're playing a video game together, right? And I have to go do my chores, right? But I'm not talking to you like because you're in the other room. Yeah. So how would you communicate that with me? You know, like in some games you teabag a person to tell them like they're nothing but garbage. They're fucking dog water, you know. How would you communicate that with a child like you got to go eat?
Josh Of The Jungle (42:54.712)
Okay. Okay, got it.
Josh Of The Jungle (43:05.333)
Yeah.
Josh Of The Jungle (43:08.792)
You know, I clearly I just resort to like just throwing things I'll probably just grab a banana and just chuck it at its head or something Yeah, just Yeah, I would start off soft though I'd probably start with like popcorn things that just kind of bounce off you, know Like they don't really have much effect build my way up to like a steak and a slap you cross the head with a steak, you know
Sean Of The Dead (43:14.638)
There you go. Okay. you would just throw the like the meat and stuff at him. Okay. That makes sense. I feel that.
Sean Of The Dead (43:30.99)
OK. OK. All right. Now, for everybody who knows Minecraft, just picture Joshua in a Minecraft like persona hitting you with a raw steak because that is fucking funny. And then how long do you think it would take you for the Wi-Fi like for you to pretend the Wi-Fi is broken so that kid just disconnects?
Josh Of The Jungle (43:49.864)
It probably wouldn't take long after you got hit with a stake in the face. You know what I mean? Like you just be...
Sean Of The Dead (43:49.902)
You're talking like it.
So like two hours of you attempting to feed this kid a fake steak and he's not getting the picture. You just you're like, fuck this.
Josh Of The Jungle (43:59.161)
No, this would be real stakes. This would be some Kobe fucking $300 that you would know it's time to get off It'd be some expensive shit
Sean Of The Dead (44:06.414)
man.
Josh Of The Jungle (44:09.112)
Yeah, it would be, yeah. wouldn't take two hours for somebody to know that they need to get off something. You know, you're like the person that parks at the stop at the red light. Doesn't fucking take long for you to know that when it turns green, you gotta go. Everybody's honking, the fucking shit's moving. It wouldn't take you long to figure it out. Like it's time to move, kid.
Sean Of The Dead (44:17.454)
No
Sean Of The Dead (44:28.322)
Alright, well there you go. That answers my questions on could you survive. I don't think Joshua could survive that last one to be honest with the Minecraft, but I think he is surviving the IKEA. So there you go. Yeah. Yeah. He loves the camp. Jesus Christ. Alright. Well, Joshua, what's the last topic for the week this week, my dude?
Josh Of The Jungle (44:29.922)
Yeah.
Josh Of The Jungle (44:38.239)
very easy. Yeah, I'm a camper. I like the great outdoors or indoors if it's Ikea.
Josh Of The Jungle (44:49.368)
So the last time I was watching a couple things the other day and this one kind of sparked my interest You know playing God, right? So us as humans we have great imaginations We want to go we want to travel the universe. We want to do all these things We want to build flying cars. We want to we want to learn how to just communicate telepathically There's all this shit that we want to do as humans My question is when it comes to playing God
Sean Of The Dead (44:59.073)
Okay.
Josh Of The Jungle (45:18.592)
And we talked about dinosaurs. I just want to know to the listeners, to you, Sean, how do you feel about bringing back extinct animals and reintroducing them into the ecosystem as we know it today? And the reason here, here, let me give you, let me give you a little background story because I was watching a podcast and they recently brought back.
Sean Of The Dead (45:18.638)
Mm-hmm.
answers? Sure.
Sean Of The Dead (45:32.43)
I say fucking bring it on baby.
Sean Of The Dead (45:44.044)
Yeah.
Josh Of The Jungle (45:44.504)
It's been extinct for 13,000 years. The dire wolf.
Sean Of The Dead (45:48.76)
Yeah. okay. Sure.
Josh Of The Jungle (45:53.399)
Yeah, so they brought this thing back through genetics and finding its closest, you know, known genome and all that and through all this archaeology and all this stuff going on. they were able to genetically bring back the dire wolf. It's actually pretty fucking cool. got anybody listening should look up dire wolves and the latest pictures and it's crazy. So we brought these things back from the, you know, being gone forever. So I am very curious to know.
Sean Of The Dead (46:07.502)
Okay.
Josh Of The Jungle (46:23.724)
What would you bring back or should we be bringing back things at all?
Sean Of The Dead (46:28.824)
Okay, well, let me first stand on this statement. This podcast is supported by viewers like you. And I would bring back if donated, I would bring back the Dodo. I would bring back the Dodo bird, Joshua. One, cause they're stupid. Two, I heard rumor that they taste delicious and three,
Josh Of The Jungle (46:56.94)
shit.
Sean Of The Dead (46:58.284)
With a name like Dodo, what more do you need? You know, so that's what I do. That's what I bring back. So to answer the other question, yes, I'm all for this. I don't give a shit what happens. I want a Jurassic Park situation. You know, I want to go to an island somewhere off the fucking Caribbean and I want to get put into a situation where I'm seeing people getting eaten by dire wolves and shit. Willie Mammoth's coming over here and smushing my twin brother. You know, I just want to see that because it would be fucking amazing.
Cause why not? We're all in a fucking simulation anyway, so who gives a shit? You know, let's simulate some cool fucking shit and get these creatures back on planet motherfucking Earth for big America. Mic drop, I'm done.
Josh Of The Jungle (47:41.78)
Alright, so you're for bringing all this shit back.
Sean Of The Dead (47:42.702)
Yeah, fuck it. Why not? Who gives a shit?
Josh Of The Jungle (47:47.096)
I know right dog it
Sean Of The Dead (47:48.876)
I don't see any downside. Do you see downside to it? I don't see downside.
Josh Of The Jungle (47:53.689)
I if you went extreme and just brought back like a T-Rex or some bullshit or like a pterodactyl, you know, some shit that can just fly around and just swoop up little, you know, little people, you know, just grabbing them, ripping them up, you know, could might not, might not be a good thing.
Sean Of The Dead (47:58.894)
Jurassic Park, Jurassic Park. Let's go.
Mm-hmm. yeah.
Dude, I would love to see that. Listen, I don't go outside of my room. I live in these four walls here. So if people are outside getting eaten and killed by dinosaurs, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. It'd be awesome.
Josh Of The Jungle (48:16.872)
I I think it'd be fun.
Josh Of The Jungle (48:22.696)
and it looks like Sean froze. Hopefully this thing still works because if it's not working that fucking sucks. Mia! You got work to do on this episode.
Sean Of The Dead (48:26.356)
I did freeze.
Josh Of The Jungle (48:44.984)
Well, I guess somebody's playing God. And Sean disappeared. Hopefully Sean didn't turn into a ghost.
So that'd be kind of a bummer. We love Sean.
We love Sean. don't want to see Sean disappear. The good thing about Sean is he's a really good musician. Magician? Sean's a really good magician. He knows how to come and go. He just disappears and he comes back.
Sean Of The Dead (49:04.597)
I'm back baby!
Sean Of The Dead (49:17.347)
Sheesh.
Sean Of The Dead (49:22.685)
yeah, whatever he said. No one's going to see that. It's all going to be cut. Thanks Mia. Appreciate you. Joshua, thank God we're at the end of this episode. So let's go ahead and start landing this plane. As I say on most times here, let's forget about what I said about dinosaurs coming back and me wanting to be touched by one. I didn't say any of that. You didn't hear any of that. So don't worry about it. exactly. So.
Josh Of The Jungle (49:25.88)
Exactly yeah something in between Something in between yeah, yeah, it all works out Yeah, buddy
Josh Of The Jungle (49:46.872)
No, I think that got cut.
Sean Of The Dead (49:50.605)
Joshua, let's do some fun finds. Let's get the last of your two Funkos. Let's see if that mystery box was worth it. So go ahead, lay them on me.
Josh Of The Jungle (49:55.352)
All right.
Josh Of The Jungle (49:58.943)
Well, while I reveal these last two, Sean, I sent you something via these smartphones to your Snapchat. If you got that next to you, I want you to pop that open because I may have been a little harsh on one of the ones I just showed up. I might have been a little harsh.
Sean Of The Dead (50:15.371)
Okay, I'm loading it right now as we speak. Give me one second here, Joshua. Go ahead.
Josh Of The Jungle (50:21.592)
Alright here we go, really hope I get something, you know like...
Sean Of The Dead (50:24.421)
okay. Okay. Joshua did send me. he sent me the Funko app results for the last one that he did of, Soca or Soca Soca. I think that's the word. Sorry, everybody. I don't know. 41 bucks, 41 bucks is what it's going for. So there you go. You made your money back. Congratulations.
Josh Of The Jungle (50:33.816)
Yeah, because we were... We thought it was a dud.
Josh Of The Jungle (50:42.06)
Yeah, yeah possibly possibly All right moving on here. We go Sean you're gonna have to let me know if this is something or Not nothing at all for the the final two of my mystery vaulted Funko box, whatever I'll show this one off. I think I'll show this one off first because I think you're like that one What do you think about this one Sean? Is this a win? This is it shit or not shit
Sean Of The Dead (51:06.347)
it shit or not shit look at that little guy this is the scuba McNugget I don't think it's shit I think it's actually pretty cool but I will I will tell you right now right now it is a special edition which is pretty cool scuba McNugget
Josh Of The Jungle (51:18.048)
Special edition. Special edition. Alright. Usually when they say special edition.
He's gonna say a scuba nugget is actual nugget
Sean Of The Dead (51:35.963)
Scuba nugget is going for eight dollars eight dollars on the on the Funko app here, buddy. So There's that
Josh Of The Jungle (51:43.426)
Is it really? I'm trying to live scan it right here while we're recording this shit to see if I can actually get a value of it. Yep, you're right. Eight bucks.
Sean Of The Dead (51:49.347)
So I will say he's still not vaulted. He's still not vaulted. So his value could only increase from here, you know? It could always just go up. It could always go up.
Josh Of The Jungle (52:01.258)
Eight eight whole dollars for scuba nugget. Jesus Christ God, I feel like man. Okay. All right. I'll move on from scuba nugget
Sean Of The Dead (52:04.643)
I old dollars.
Sean Of The Dead (52:10.207)
Listen, that's the risk you take, dude. That is the risk you take. what else you got? What's that last one? All right, number any? Yeah. Here we go. The last one.
Josh Of The Jungle (52:14.572)
Okay. All right. I think you're going to appreciate this one. Maybe.
The last one, here you go.
Sean Of The Dead (52:24.792)
I can't even see it. Frost Ghost? Frost Giant?
Josh Of The Jungle (52:28.32)
You can't even see it. This is Frost Giant Loki. This is a glow. This is a glow in the glows in the dark. Exclusive limited edition.
Sean Of The Dead (52:33.027)
clothes in the dark.
Sean Of The Dead (52:41.218)
Hmm.
Josh Of The Jungle (52:42.296)
on this one. So we're going to try to do a live scan here.
Sean Of The Dead (52:43.925)
Okay, go ahead and give it a live scan. What is it to come up as? I'm saying it's going to be like 13 bucks. That's what I'm calling right now.
Josh Of The Jungle (52:51.992)
This one is going for $21 on the Funko app.
Sean Of The Dead (52:55.971)
Oh, 21 bucks, okay, all right. Hey, that's a win. That's a win. So you were a little harsh.
Josh Of The Jungle (52:59.434)
Okay. All right. All right. So
Josh Of The Jungle (53:05.056)
Alright, so maybe I was a little harsh. Maybe I a little harsh on the mystery vaulted box. But I'm glad I...
Sean Of The Dead (53:10.659)
It's a shame too, it's a shame that you were a little harsh on that.
Josh Of The Jungle (53:14.806)
I mean I hope you enjoyed that though. We got four brand new Funkos to add to the collection. Sorry for the late collection here. Some of them may go vaulted, some of may not. So to be determined.
Sean Of The Dead (53:16.736)
I did.
Sean Of The Dead (53:22.477)
Yeah, beautiful.
Sean Of The Dead (53:26.883)
I mean, I think they're all gonna go vaulted eventually, right? They're not gonna make all of these all the time. So I think all of those will be vaulted eventually. So there you go. man, Joshua, that was awesome. Nice buddy. I appreciate that. Thank you for sharing your mystery box. I think it was worth it, to be honest with you. I think you did great. I think it was great. Yeah, you made your money back plus if you were to sell them off. So I think you did good. Good job. Congratulations on that. Yeah, good investment.
Josh Of The Jungle (53:29.807)
I know right? Probably.
Yeah, yeah, there go buddy. That's what I got
Josh Of The Jungle (53:46.368)
Okay, 30 bucks.
Maybe I'm already back.
Josh Of The Jungle (53:54.136)
Cool, good investment.
Sean Of The Dead (53:56.557)
definitely worth it. guess I could show you mine if you would like to see it. If I have my little... hang on, let me hit the button again. There we go. And I'll go ahead and slow it down for you. Joshua, this is one of my favorite movies in the entire world. This is the Shaun of the Dead Funko Pop. This is a Funko specialty exclusive or something like that.
Josh Of The Jungle (54:03.544)
Yeah, check it out. What do you got?
Josh Of The Jungle (54:08.299)
Slow that bitch down.
Josh Of The Jungle (54:18.327)
Hmm.
Sean Of The Dead (54:25.055)
Unfortunately, I did not get the chase version of this but that's okay because it's still fucking beautiful Look at that bad boy right there. And what's unique about this Joshua is the box is actually covered in blood, which is really fucking cool and the chase version Yeah, the chase version is actually Sean covered in blood As well, which is fucking cool. So who knows maybe I'll find that somewhere I'll maybe I'll hunt for it. But yeah, that is my Funko for the week shot of the dead right there
Josh Of The Jungle (54:33.186)
Those are good.
Josh Of The Jungle (54:38.296)
Oh it is. I can see that on the side right there.
Sean Of The Dead (54:54.891)
Love it. Fucking love that movie. Great shit.
Josh Of The Jungle (54:56.856)
That was good. I love that they added that detail to the box. The clear plastic around it.
Sean Of The Dead (55:00.437)
Right? Yeah, there's just something something unique about the fucking when they do stuff like that that just it's so fucking cool, dude Gotta love them, man. Gotta love them One day. Hell, yeah, man. Knock them off the list, you know, Yeah, that's my Funko for the week Joshua Let's move on to some fortunes. Let's give the people what they want. Hopefully they're not shitty Then we can land this plane and you know, call it done
Josh Of The Jungle (55:08.684)
Now just get it signed. Like Fluffy signed your other one.
Josh Of The Jungle (55:17.368)
pretty sick. All right, do you move on to the fortune? Let's get it over with.
Josh Of The Jungle (55:29.112)
All right. Well last week we did a fortunes against humanity fortune And I had pretty much given up on these Sean as you know I gave up I gave up on these ones But we got to get thrown because I got a shit ton of these and We just got to do it We got to do it whether we like it or not Sometimes we just got to pull the tooth and this is what we're gonna do with these right now. We're pull the fucking tooth
Sean Of The Dead (55:38.217)
Yeah, they're not the best to be honest.
Sean Of The Dead (55:47.011)
Let's do it.
Sean Of The Dead (55:50.531)
Jesus. He's opening the cookie. The cookie, as he says. Cookie. man. no. no. Here we go.
Josh Of The Jungle (55:55.234)
Alright.
Josh Of The Jungle (55:58.725)
The cookie? The cookie? The classic cookie?
Josh Of The Jungle (56:06.756)
my gosh. Why do they give you... Okay. Okay. They're already editing what I'm supposed to say on what they printed.
Sean Of The Dead (56:18.243)
Okay. All right.
Josh Of The Jungle (56:20.216)
Very stupid. But I'm going to read it nonetheless. Here we go. Sore your fortune against humanity on this April 15th episode 81 is your way with words will make you one of the world's all time greatest rappers.
Sean Of The Dead (56:23.521)
Okay, there you go.
Sean Of The Dead (56:31.811)
81.
Josh Of The Jungle (56:44.194)
but it doesn't say rappers. Like there's another word that's lined out right before rappers. Like I'm supposed to edit myself when I'm saying this.
Sean Of The Dead (56:52.653)
Okay, okay, what is the so read it as if you said it the other way.
Josh Of The Jungle (56:57.75)
Okay, here we go, one more time. The bleeped out version, Mia, here we go.
Your way with words will make you one of the world's all-time greatest rapers.
Sean Of The Dead (57:11.555)
Jesus Christ! Alright, well you can't say that on the internet.
Josh Of The Jungle (57:17.602)
There you go. Exactly. Right. They literally have you have it lined out. You can't see because it's so fucking small and the lights wash it out. But it's literally edited on here for you just to not say it. So that one's pretty dumb. You're going back to one star. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (57:33.867)
nobody said it. Well thanks for that Joshua. Those fucking fortunes suck pretty hard. I'll give you that right now. Pretty awful.
Josh Of The Jungle (57:41.908)
Yeah.
I mean, if these people ever see this podcast, mean, I don't want to talk shit, but man, they got to do better.
Sean Of The Dead (57:49.865)
to do better to be honest a lot better but it is what it is dude it is what it is as i say over and over again anyways let's do some lucky numbers for the people this week feel free to use them for whatever nefarious freaking reasons you would like maybe you win something maybe you don't maybe you will win something in the future when joshua and i are long gone you know and you're watching this on your fucking
Josh Of The Jungle (57:52.642)
do better.
Sean Of The Dead (58:14.435)
Handheld hologram machine and it's in really weird quality because we didn't have the aspect ratio that you have now Which is kind of fucking weird to think about but it's gonna happen But here you go here your lucky numbers for the week. They are 6 10 14 17 36 41 and 44 Once again, your lucky numbers are 6 10 14 17 36 41 and 44 There you go, Joshua your lucky numbers for that week. Yes, sir
Josh Of The Jungle (58:39.384)
Mm-hmm.
Josh Of The Jungle (58:43.192)
Love it. There's going to be a winner. Eventually there's going to be 81 episodes. Somebody's going to 81 episodes. All the way in April. Getting through the year. Somebody is going to win something. Just rewind the tape.
Sean Of The Dead (58:44.515)
Yeah, there's always going to be a Yeah, yes sir.
Sean Of The Dead (58:55.683)
Hell yeah buddy, hell yeah. Alright my dude, let's fucking land this plane now, so do you have anything left to say to the people? The stage is yours my dude!
Josh Of The Jungle (59:07.448)
You know, I like to end it always on a positive note as always. Wait, always? Always? Wait, always? Yeah, I know today's kind of a good day, man. The sun's out. Summer's fastly approaching. It's getting into the 80s over here. It's fucking beautiful, man. So with that said, thank you all for watching. Thank you all for listening.
Sean Of The Dead (59:12.469)
Always on a positive note? Hang on. Not always.
Josh Of The Jungle (59:32.664)
to help you stick around for episode 82, because we're gonna be back at it and be on the lookout for merch. what else can I say? Love all you guys. Thank you for watching. Thank you for listening.
Sean Of The Dead (59:38.339)
There you go.
Sean Of The Dead (59:43.155)
Nice buddy. Hey, thank you to the person who got me a shirt. I appreciate that. Maybe one day I'll get it. Who knows maybe I'll find it somewhere I do appreciate that and thank you again all of you watching listening. We do appreciate that as well 81 episodes in the bank now. Congratulations. shit a little bit of housekeeping. If you head on over to sorry for the laid out live and you click the newest episode the latest episode
Josh Of The Jungle (59:47.256)
yeah, that fucking thing. That fucking thing. Yeah, thank you.
Sean Of The Dead (01:00:09.909)
In there, you'll see everything that we post. So it'll be the episode, it'll be the, the chapter select thing. It'll be a sound bites, but in addition now is a transcript. So if you are a more visual person or you'd like to read novels, you can read everything that we've said in the episode. we w we're doing that for a number of reasons. the main reason is
Josh Of The Jungle (01:00:26.156)
Yes, I'm very visual. Yeah. Yeah.
Sean Of The Dead (01:00:35.831)
because now if you search for something in our little search bar, so let's say Joshua and I talked about happy dads, or maybe we can just use like a monkey kills ex-wife in a brutal monkey fight. If you type in the word monkey now, it'll show that in the prompt and then it'll show you what episode we talked about that, which is fucking cool. So if you like reading novels or if you like looking for stuff we've talked about, that'll help you. So just wanted to put that out there because it's going to be fun to go back in our episodes and.
Josh Of The Jungle (01:00:47.0)
gosh. Of course.
Sean Of The Dead (01:01:05.665)
Or that search bar and type Hershey's Kisses and see if what an episode we talked about that, you know, so wanted to get that out of the way. Other than that, Joshua, I have one last thing for you that I'm going to read for you. Are you ready for this, buddy? All right. What happens when frogs park illegally?
Josh Of The Jungle (01:01:18.028)
Okay. Yes, please lay it me.
Josh Of The Jungle (01:01:25.761)
I don't know.
Sean Of The Dead (01:01:27.267)
Well, Joshua, they get towed.
Sean Of The Dead (01:01:33.133)
Thank you for watching. you for listening. will see you next week. Joshua deuces.
Sean Of The Dead (01:01:41.169)
I need you to do another clap sync real quick. Let me do a snaps here.
Give me a little clap again.
Sean Of The Dead (01:01:50.195)
so I can sync the two up together just in case it gets fucked up.
Josh Of The Jungle (01:01:53.847)
Yeah, I know when you
