Sorry For The Delay | EP.86
Chapters
00:00Introduction and Beverage Choices
08:00Pet Peeves and Responsible Pet Ownership
11:56Housekeeping and Merchandise Updates
14:33Topics of Discussion: Stuff Nobody Asked For
19:16Nostalgia and Retro Technology
23:57The Disposable Camera Adventure
26:36Unusual Kitchen Gadgets
32:50The Importance of Bees
40:55Merch and Music Launch
44:53Summer Vibes and Hair Flows
45:33Innovation vs. Entertainment
48:20National Be a Millionaire Day
52:11Fun Finds and Fortunes
Sound Bites
"Let's fucking get it!"
"Drink responsibly!"
"It's getting weird!"
"Take a fat shit!"
"We're ready to release this shit!"
"It smells like shit!"
"What the fuck is a TV hat?"
"What the fuck?"
"I want to see these photos."
"Bees communicate through dancing."
"Honey never spoils."
"No bees means no planet."
The Boy’s As Beez
AI Reference Image
Transcript
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (00:48.59)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This that they is Joshua and Joshua. This, this is episode number 86. dude, 86 episodes, baby. Let's fucking get it. My little nose itched for a second. I got thrown off for a moment. Anyways, if you're new to this podcast, hello, welcome.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:01.954)
Yes, that is me. My name is still the same. Yes. Yeah. It hasn't changed.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:11.032)
Hey, you're right.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:20.49)
We are just two cool dudes about to tell you what's inside of our cups because on this show we have beverages. So for the next hour and hour
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:31.746)
Yeah, I mean, it usually goes about an hour. I mean, we should all say drink responsibly. You know, this doesn't, you know, you you got to add that in there, Sean, you know, for the people.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:37.312)
yeah, drink responsibly. Yeah, we don't always drink alcoholic beverages. So there's that. You know, you can drink whatever you want if you want to party with us. So that's real cool. but Joshua, like every week, my dude, how are you doing this motherfucking week?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:42.552)
No, we don't.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:53.39)
I'm doing great actually. I think these night episodes are turning kind of into a tradition because we started off doing this at like recording really early in the day when the sun was still out and I kind of feel like the vibes a little bit different when the sun goes down. So we're trying. think this is a good little change for now. So we'll see how these continue to go. We get a little wild.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (02:01.432)
Yeah, yeah, it's getting weird.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (02:12.016)
yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (02:15.768)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (02:19.662)
Usually takes a little bit so if you know where your two minutes in just got away a little bit because things Do pick up they do get spicy So if the kids are in the room right now, just know it will change Like maybe ten minutes from now and it will get kind of different. So just throwing it out there But but I'm good
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (02:35.546)
Yes, yes it will. 100%. We call these episodes late night pods. I mean, it's not super late, but they are pretty late for us. But typically around the 30 minute mark is when things get a little spissy. Little spissy, just a little spissy. So.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (02:44.619)
No, not crazy.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (02:53.806)
Yeah, Little adult content, a little bit of adult fun and humor. You know, never heard nobody. That's what we get into.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (02:59.668)
Exactly! Speaking of adult fun and humor, what is in your cup this week buddy? What are you chugging today? What are you drinking? What are you sipping on? What's tickling Joshua's whistle, as they say?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (03:10.252)
So if if I can't remember which episode it was, but a while back, I think was the month of green. I think we were back in April. I was trying these CBD drinks that were quite pleasant at the time. So I'm starting to think like, you know, maybe I give them another chance. So my girlfriend went out and she saw these and she's like, you know, it'd be good for your podcast to try another one of these CBD drinks. And so.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (03:17.968)
okay.
yeah, yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (03:36.844)
okay.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (03:37.452)
Yeah, so tonight I'm going to be sicking, sicking, sicking. Haven't even had one sip yet and I can't even talk, Jesus. Yeah, I think it's just because I have a fat tongue, you know, which is good in a lot of situations, but when trying to speak, it gets in the way, like eating lollipops and shit like that, works.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (03:40.671)
Sicking. He's already drunk everybody.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (03:48.376)
Yeah, he does. He has a big fat tongue. I've seen it. I felt it.
That's your go-to for things you use your tongue
Joshua “Out Of Office” (04:00.59)
I mean, I don't know, licking peanut butter off a spoon. I mean, there's all kinds of shit you can use a fat tongue for. mean, but yeah. So I'm giving these a try. This is CBD Living. So drink responsibility. This is a seltzer sparkling peach and honey CBD drink. So we love the sound. you, what? Yeah, okay. right. All right.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (04:05.562)
Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (04:20.482)
Okay, interesting, Yeah, before you open it, Joshua, hang on. What is the percentage on the CBD on this? Is this like a beer where it's like 5 % or how does this work?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (04:29.326)
Uhhh
You know, I don't know actually because I don't drink these all the time All it really says is 30 milligrams of nano CBD So yeah, nano It's like it's smaller than baby. It's like smaller than micro even It's it's nano Yeah, I wonder if because it's nano it goes even deeper into my body into my you know my
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (04:44.27)
Nano CBD? Is that like baby CBD?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (04:55.074)
NANO BABY! Oh god, alright, go for it.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (05:01.077)
it just gets absorbed quicker.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (05:02.552)
quicker yeah cuz it's nano I mean it could be something there it's even smaller than micro let's give this a try here again it's a it's a peach flavor if you want to know what the can looks like slide over to sorry for the delayed dot live and check it out here you go yeah I'll get it wrong later I gotta get I gotta get it out in the very beginning cuz I'll start fucking it up later let's give it a try though let's see peach honey
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (05:04.698)
Super Net.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (05:10.938)
I'm excited. I'm excited to know what it tastes like.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (05:20.218)
He got the link right. my god Someone give this man an award
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (05:34.682)
They get a big old sip, big old fat sip. All right. What's he got? Yeah.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (05:38.446)
That's really good. A lot of peach and honey notes. It's also zero sugar. I should have mentioned that in the beginning, but it's also zero. And it's nano zero sugar and nano. Holy shit. I feel like there should be batteries like plugged into this fucking drink because there's so much going on in this thing. But it's good. It's good. If you're into CBD drinks, try it out and you like peach and honey. You're not allergic and you won't die from drinking something like this. Give it a try. It's good.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (05:45.708)
Zero sugar? The fuck?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (06:00.186)
Christ.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (06:07.482)
Yeah. Where did your girlfriend get that? Did they mention?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (06:13.582)
I think this was another grocery outlet buy. Believe it or not. Yeah. Yeah, you can't. mean, people don't be afraid to shop at bargain grocery stores. You know, some people are just like the guy always got to go to the Trader Joe's, you know, knock on Trader, like all these like upscale. Just don't be afraid to step in, man. People in there don't bite. They're regular people. You don't got rabies and shit, you know.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (06:17.914)
Grocery outlet, bargain market baby. Man, they always got the come ups. It's pretty cool.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (06:26.626)
Meh, don't be fearful.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (06:38.828)
Real people with real jobs. No, people are afraid to go on some of these bargains. They just do it. You know what mean? They're normal people, just like the rest of us. Yeah, but that's what I got, Sean. What do you got going on over there? You double fisted? What are you doing?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (06:43.322)
Excuse me. Yeah, they are very cool, Nice. Cheers my dude. Cheers Hey, so before I even start You know coke's doing this new ad campaign where it's like they they're bringing it back I should say this share a coke with somebody thing and I thought it was kind of funny when I pulled this out This is a share a coke with bro
Joshua “Out Of Office” (07:04.161)
Mm-hmm. Okay.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (07:11.714)
Hmm, that's cute. That's cute.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (07:12.25)
It could be brother, but I like to think that it's just you and me, you know, cause you my bro, my cute little bro. But I mean, that's what I have on the side, Joshua. What is in my cup? I'm double fisting tonight. This is a margarita, a big old margarita. This is a triple shot margarita. And on my other side over here, well, I mean, same side, but next to me is a Jack and Coke. Well, it's four roses and Coke, but yeah, that's what I'm having tonight. So cheers. It's going to be a good one.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (07:18.37)
That is cute. Yeah.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (07:34.754)
Hmm.
Yeah, I mean that works. Yeah, cheers buddy. I'm over like almost like halfway through this thing. I'm gonna have to get another drink. You know what I need in here? I need a mini fridge.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (07:45.146)
Wow.
You do! You need like a little cooler or something, like where you can just pull out like cool beers and shit. Be fun.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (07:53.224)
Yeah, I mean my electricity bill hurts enough with all these lights going on but I mean why not just put another mini fridge in here
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (07:58.138)
But Joshua, they're LEDs!
Joshua “Out Of Office” (08:05.484)
Right. Yeah, nobody. But I but I do have a bit of a pet peeve. I know sometimes this has been a segment before and I just want to get it out of the way because this happened today. And if I did, if I'm sorry if I read this wrong, but today is is a national adopt a pet day or adopt a dog day. If yeah. So I did read that correctly.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (08:06.81)
My god, that's fucking funny though good times my dude good
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (08:15.546)
Oh, pet peeve. Okay, sure. All right. What you got?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (08:27.811)
it is. Yes. Yes, it is. I saw that. Yeah. May 20th. Correct. May 20th.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (08:33.324)
Yeah, May 20th, yes, on this episode. so I just got a little bit of a pet peeve, my man. this just goes out to people that are, you know, adopting pets and becoming irresponsible pet owners. And this happened to me, today. And, what happened is somebody brought their pet in to the place of where I spend most of my life, have done for the last 20 something years. And,
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (08:59.63)
his home. Yes.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (09:01.164)
Yeah, yeah. They normally just kind of walk in your pet, right? As one does. And what do you think the pet decides to do instead of doing it outside? holy shit. It wasn't just a fat shit that was bothersome. It was the fact that the dog took the shit. Then the owner decided to moonwalk across the floor and smear it all over the fucking place.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (09:09.636)
Take a fat shit. Take a fat shit. Took a fat fucking shit, it?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (09:30.253)
so
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (09:30.838)
across the floor. That's a beautiful description.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (09:34.114)
They were literally slipping and sliding dragging shit on the bottom of the Air Force ones. Like this is the thing to do in the middle of the store. so I just want to know it to the pet owners out there. Just like, do you think if you own a pet and you go to an establishment, you should always carry like a doggy bag? I mean, you carry diapers for your kids, you know, things like that. Like, isn't this just what you should do?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (09:41.294)
That's nasty.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (09:58.606)
Yeah, 100%. 100%.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (10:04.366)
Yeah, no, agree with you a hundred percent. You should always carry doggy bags, maybe some wipe ease, because that dog is your responsibility. That is your child essentially for some people and you got to take care of it like a child. So you need a little doggy bag, with all the, the necessities. So yeah, anybody who's not doing that should not be a pet owner. That's just instant, like not pet owner stamp. So
Joshua “Out Of Office” (10:27.042)
Yeah, don't, so don't adopt.
Yeah, so I just had to get that off my chest because I know this happens at play and I guess the final note I have on that is don't expect the place, you know, where your dog drops its shit to now be responsible to pick up your dog's shit. It's just not cool. That falls under the not cool category. And so that's my pet peeve. Please, if you're an owner and you hear this at some point, just carry a little bag, you know? Shove it in your pocket.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (10:51.354)
Yeah, I feel that.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (10:58.02)
Yeah, it's easy. It's fucking easy, bro. Well, hang on, I should say that it's not easy because how often do you not bring your reusable bags to the grocery store? Joshua, like, you know what I mean? Like, it may not be easy, but you got to make a conscious effort to bring that shit with you, especially if you're bringing your fucking pet. So.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (11:11.138)
Hmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (11:14.678)
Yeah, you're right. You're right.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (11:20.59)
You're right. mean, good solid point there. Sorry, sorry. Just, you know, just to get that out there, Sorry.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (11:26.714)
Yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad you brought it up. Very fun. Joshua, I've been also doing this thing in the beginning of the episode called the housekeeping coordinator. So we got some housekeeping that we're going to talk about today. Uh, let me start off with saying, head on over to Sorry for the Delay. And you can see this episode in its entirety. Uh, if you're not listening to it or watching it in its entirety, uh, we also have a transcript on that episode.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (11:36.738)
Yay.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (11:56.046)
So as soon as you get to the website and you click the episode, there's a transcript at the very bottom with everything that we're saying, which is kind of weird because you can see into the future of the episode, which is amazing, right? But it's very long. So if you want to spend a good three hours, four days reading an entire episode, feel free, but you can check that out there. Because of that, there's also a little search button on the bottom down there, a little search feature.
So if you're wondering if we ever talked about something in an episode, it'll probably be in there if you type it into the search bar. So use that function. It's really helpful. It's actually pretty cool to see what we've talked about over the years. years, Joshua, we've been doing this for years now, so that's pretty cool. also the biggest news in the housekeeping corner is merchandise. Joshua, we are ready.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (12:37.16)
Years years
Joshua “Out Of Office” (12:49.966)
you
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (12:52.224)
and willing to send this shit out. So I'm just going to give you a general month. We're shooting for the month of June to release this shit. we will announce the actual date next week on the episode and also on the social medias and the lives and stuff like that. everything is pretty much ready to go. spoiler alert. If you keep watching this episode, or if you're listening, head on over to sorry for little late out live.
Maybe you'll get a sneak peek into what's gonna be happening, but that is a little bit later Because you know you got to keep the watch time going so stay tuned for that other than that Joshua I Have nothing else. Do you have anything for housekeeping? want to get something off your chest?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (13:30.879)
Perfect.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (13:37.934)
No, that's no that was that solid. mean, I'm looking forward to, you know, I'm looking forward to getting a new set of gear too, because I mean, the sweater that I've had on for a while that was embroidered here in my little my little office here, a little studio here is it's ready for an upgrade and I'm looking forward to that. It does not like shit. It smells like shit. Let's put it out there. Yeah, it's fucking funny.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (13:45.561)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (13:50.702)
Yeah, the image studio.
Yeah, it smells like shit, buddy. It smells like shit.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (14:03.466)
smells like shit. Anyways, out of the housekeeping corner. Joshua, let's get to the meat and potatoes of this episode. Let's go into our chat with this section. For those of you who are new, welcome. Thank you for listening and watching. The chat with this section is the topics we're going to be talking about this episode. And that ranges from fucking anything really AI to fucking Joshua has these weird hypothetical questions. But
Joshua “Out Of Office” (14:09.336)
Bam. All right. Rock and roll.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (14:33.486)
I guess I'm sorry buddy. kind of went ahead of myself here. Did you have anything before the chat with this section? No? Okay. I just.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (14:37.766)
No, no, no. You're I mean, you're right on top of it. mean, generally, we just come up with these topics. This could be something that Sean came across or I came across or even a suggestion from one of our our viewers, you know, one of our listeners. So we're always open to things to talk about. And eventually, maybe one of these days we'll bring somebody on who has something to talk about as well. So we're looking forward to eventually bringing on a guest or something like that and chatting with all you guys.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (14:52.25)
Hmm.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (14:59.724)
yeah.
yeah, dude. Yeah, I can't wait. That's going to be fun. We're still working on that. That's that's future Sean and Joshua problems. Right now we're just focused on merch and that's it. That's it. Ready?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (15:10.208)
Of course. Yeah. Yeah. And that list is getting long. So you better sign up now because I mean, I think I even think P did he phoned me? I think, I think he called me up and was like, man. Yeah. So yeah, probably not him. I don't know. We'll see. Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (15:15.706)
my god, we about to get cancelled instantly
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (15:27.126)
I guess we'll find out. Shit. Joshua, let's leave. These are the topics for the weeks, everybody for the weeks. What the fuck am I talking about? These are the topics for the week. I'm starting to flur a little bit. The first topic on this list is stuff nobody asked for. my God. I can't wait for that. It's going to be awesome. The next one is innovation or entertainment. OK, very cool. The one after that is.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (15:34.254)
Just throw some S's, years, weeks, todays. Yeah, fuck it.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (15:44.814)
That's out there.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (15:51.893)
Mm-hmm. There you go.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (15:55.604)
National be a millionaire day. Okay. All right. I feel that I wish I wish and the last one is called bees. I wonder what came up with that one.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (16:00.782)
If right.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (16:05.486)
Alright, I'm I you know, I love getting through all these but I'm very very and and I hope you are too I want to get to this last one bees Because I'm very curious about this one Yeah
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (16:18.394)
That's gonna be a fun one. Yeah, for sure.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (16:20.874)
Sean, so this, you know, we're going to get into stuff nobody asked for and, I'm kind of sad. I'm going to put it out there right now because some of the stuff we're going to talk about, you know, I had had things depressed and things to queue up and fireworks to go off in the background, but sorry guys, everybody. I didn't get to the, that gets to doing that. So you're just going to have to imagine a little bit and maybe Mia or editor will throw some of this stuff in there. at some point.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (16:22.37)
Yes, sir. Sorry. Yeah.
Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (16:51.982)
Sorry Mia.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (16:53.481)
So Yeah, sorry Mia we'll get there so I started fumbling over shit the other day like I just cuz I'm kind of a little bit of a hoarder right like I have old watches I even have lighters that don't work and shit like why do you have a fucking box of lighters that don't work? I have box of matches that don't light you know how I know this cuz I tried to swipe it on the crusty you know little flint and it just broke in half you know just
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (17:10.468)
that's a problem.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (17:20.712)
Shit, those are just some of the small things I have that just don't make sense. Why do you still have stuff you don't really fucking need or whatever or nobody asked for? So one of the things I came across, Sean, that I thought I wanted to get your take on it. Have you ever seen the TV hat?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (17:28.196)
Yeah, I got you.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (17:41.626)
The TV hat. You're talking about like the rabbit ears? Like antennas?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (17:45.43)
No, it's a TV hat. It is a hat that you put on the top of your head and it has blinders that go up on either side. You left it at your peripheral and in the front of it, there's actually a tiny little screen that you can watch TV on.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (17:49.381)
What the fuck are you talking about?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (18:03.278)
What. The fuck?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (18:05.646)
Yes, so if I mean normally have a button so if you're listening to this you like what the fuck is a TV hat? You're gonna have to look this up because
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (18:15.512)
No, no, Mia's got it. She's got it. She's the Mia. Where's the TV hat? Is that the TV hat right there? Thank you, Mia. I appreciate that. Still don't know what it is, but it's amazing. Look at it.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (18:20.81)
Yeah, a TV hat. So do you think with all the techno like Would you even wanted it when it was invented?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (18:35.43)
What I even want it when it's No, I don't see the well Hang on hang on a minute. This could be like VR before VR kind of thing, you know just with television so maybe I mean it could be cool right you could be I mean, ah Dude, I don't think it would be cool at all to be honest with you now that I'm thinking about it you'd be fucking walking around the street with that shit on and
Joshua “Out Of Office” (18:49.976)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (19:01.602)
Like, people will be like, what the fuck is this nerd doing? And they beat the shit out of you and steal your 25 cents for coke. So, yeah, I don't think I'd want it.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (19:04.768)
Hehehehehe
Joshua “Out Of Office” (19:10.446)
Yeah, a TV hat. I said, I wish I would have brought that button up. But if you're driving, don't don't Google that right now because you probably would crash and we wouldn't want to do that. At some point, look of a TV hat and in the comments below or wherever you want to post it, hit us up somewhere and let us know if you think a TV hat was something that you would have wanted or like what the fuck. There was that I came across, which I thought was pretty fucking funny when I saw the picture of it. The next one I came across was
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (19:16.78)
you
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (19:31.438)
Yep.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (19:39.016)
I didn't need a button for this because sometimes these things are so you can still see these things. Disposable cameras.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (19:46.254)
Yeah, mean, shit, I'm still from an era where disposable cameras are still a thing, buddy. Like, yeah, good luck getting it developed, but they're still a thing. They're still around. but yeah, I mean, I was always a fan of that technology. And even now, like going back to like, excuse me, had to burp. Sorry. there are people doing like this retro style of like photography and filmmaking, which is kind of funny.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (19:51.926)
Okay. Right. Right.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (20:14.382)
because they're literally using camcorders and disposable cameras to recreate things like you can't have now. So for example, the best thing I can give you is there's a new theme park that opened up in Florida called Universal Epic Adventure or something like that. New theme park, right? Because this came out this year, there's no camcorder footage.
like somebody actually filming on a camcorder of that area, you know, so people are filming on camcorders to get that retro kind of feel, which is cool, right? But at the same time, as somebody who values video quality and image quality and clarity, I think it's kind of fucking stupid because it's like you just want everything to look blurry and smudged. Like, what the fuck? Get the fuck out of here with that shit.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (21:10.466)
Well, and why that kind of struck a chord with me because I again digging through all the shit like I mentioned earlier, I found four fully used disposable cameras.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (21:23.034)
fully you gonna develop them?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (21:25.224)
I so here's the thing. Here's the thing. Like you just said, good fucking luck finding a spot to develop them, right? Like I found them in a box full of a bunch of high school, like memorabilia and pictures in other shenanigans that that you kind of collect through the ages and years of high school. So there's a part of me that's like, it's like a little bit of a time capsule wrapped in that film there. And I'm
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (21:27.684)
You scared? Yeah, dude. Yeah, that's the worst part. Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (21:41.984)
my god.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (21:52.046)
Joshua I think we got to do I think we this has got to be a sorry for little a exclusive bro like this This has to be like a sorry for little a exclusive if you didn't check out last week's episode We're doing these things called star for the like exclusives only available on the website I think this might be one of those buddy. Maybe we get one camera developed, you know and see
Joshua “Out Of Office” (22:10.062)
I mean, depending on how deep these know, depending on how deep these these photos go again, these are from high school. We all have a high school past and I'm very curious to know.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (22:19.482)
man, I really want this. I want this so bad.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (22:23.212)
I'm just, you know, honestly, I'm just very nervous because there could be some cool shit on there and they're so old that I'm nervous if I take it to the wrong place. They will not like if I take it to a 24 hour photo, some bullshit where some kids smoking dope in the back and doesn't give a fuck about the camera. You know what I'm saying? Like should I, should I do like take this to like a legit place where they have a dark room and they can just do that shit?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (22:44.504)
Yeah, you know what? We're gonna do it. We're gonna find you a place We're gonna find a place where you can actually send it legitimately and get it get it You're gonna get those pictures. We're gonna find out I want to I want to see these photos because what if they just like It's like the curiosity, you know, like it could be those photos could be anything, you know It could be anything that we want them to be right now and then
Joshua “Out Of Office” (22:56.322)
Okay. All right.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (23:04.526)
That's what I'm saying, man. That's what I'm saying. We took those to parties and those used to be a thing. Sorry, I don't want to date myself. But those before cell phones were like had these bad ass cameras. Like all cell phones were kind of just like shitty things. So we did used to do, we used to take disposable cameras to parties and, and yeah. Okay. All right.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (23:24.41)
We're gonna do it. We're gonna do it and we're gonna talk about it and it's gonna be a Sorry for the Little Exclusive. Sorry everybody. Either come to the website and see it or you don't. So it's gonna be awesome.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (23:34.154)
Okay, we will do that. And I got two other ones really quick if you guys are curious about these. If not, fast forward and fuck off. yeah, I got two more. So the other one I got is an egg cuber. Have you ever seen an egg cuber?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (23:45.902)
Tapping that 15 seconds little button over and over.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (23:57.176)
I have seen an egg cuber. I've seen the ones that are handheld where you put like a hard boiled egg into it and it's like has little square slots and you squeeze it and then it like creates little cubies, which is, I mean, it's cool. It's fine.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (24:02.69)
Yes.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (24:07.444)
Yes. It's a plat. So do you think like who's using those? Like again, you look it up on Google. I just want to know if anybody's going to use these fucking things.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (24:13.87)
I, so the people who are using them are the people in Edward Scissorhands, where it's like suburban moms who like have nothing else to do and they just want to feel creative. And they're like, my God, look, sweetie, I made the eggs into cubes and Bertha is going to eat them even though she hates eggs. Like it's those people, those people are the people who are using those things. So.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (24:21.632)
Joshua “Out Of Office” (24:38.67)
Like I've seen square watermelons, but I don't give a shit about it. Egg, Cuba, man. I mean, I think that was a waste of time.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (24:41.722)
Yeah, that's fine.
You know, I will say that I don't care for square watermelons, but have you seen the watermelons that get pressed into like forms of like faces and like weird designs? Mia, go ahead and put a, go ahead and put a, put a picture up here right next to me somewhere over here. That thing. Yeah. It looks like that. Yeah. Joshua, you're going to have to watch it later.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (24:56.5)
No. That's a thing.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (25:06.059)
What the what the really that's a thing yeah that that I'm mind is blown by that I'm gonna have to look that up. Thank you Mia That was fucking awesome The very last one I have Sean I think Sean's gonna appreciate this one because I think back in episode 20 something I mean you gotta go wait we get that shit's probably archived already This does exist. It is an electric pet rock warmer
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (25:13.476)
Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (25:27.032)
God damn.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (25:34.1)
What? Okay, so I remember us talking about pet rocks. I don't remember there ever being a pet rock warmer. Like, are you talking like a, like a, a little like blanket for your pet rock?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (25:36.564)
Bet rocks. Yes. Yep.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (25:41.89)
There is.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (25:46.316)
Yes, it's a plug-in warmer pad for your pet rock. This is a thing that somebody, yeah. Exactly. Who the fuck is the pet rock for?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (25:53.86)
This is four. Who the fuck is that four?
Well, the pet rocks are fun, bro. The pet rocks will move if you stare at them long enough.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (26:02.958)
Sorry, I just... Jesus.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (26:06.522)
broke him. I broke him. You get one in episode everybody. I break him at least once. They will. They'll move eventually. You just gotta stare at them long enough.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (26:09.934)
Don't move eventually. Holy shit. Fuck that's funny. Well there you go. I mean that's some of the things that nobody asked for. I don't know. I didn't ask for any of that shit. Maybe the disposable camera is pretty cool but definitely not the pet rock war. That's pretty fucked up. Check out that TV hat. That shit is hilarious. Yeah. That's what I got buddy.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (26:36.716)
That's fucking fucking weird fucking weird, dude. man, joshua before we move on I kind of want to do the bees topic because it kind of correlates with a lot of things that i'm about to talk about so if you're okay with that if you're okay with that i'd want to hit the bees
Joshua “Out Of Office” (26:40.142)
Moving on.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (26:51.436)
Okay, cool. Yeah, we'll fly down there. No, we go. No, we get a let's fly all the way down there because we can do no, no, no pun intended. No pun intended. Let's get us there. Let's go. Okay.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (26:57.72)
Let's fly like bees all the way down to the bees. Joshua, May 20th is national bee day, buddy. The day of the bees. All right. So I thought it would be fun to kind of just do some fun stuff. specifically Joshua, specifically, Yo Joshua, this is us as bees, bro.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (27:20.811)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (27:26.734)
Is that really SSBs?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (27:28.474)
If you are just listening to this episode head on over to Sorry for Little Layout Live where you can see Joshua and I as bees I asked chat to make us as bees Joshua the chat made me a fat fucking bee But I do kind of look handsome. So I'll appreciate I take that I'll take that with a grain and like you don't think that was I'm salty, you I look fine But he also they also my chats apparently he but Chad made you into like a little prayer pose
Joshua “Out Of Office” (27:43.075)
You
Joshua “Out Of Office” (27:47.022)
Yeah.
You good.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (27:58.58)
You're doing like a you're doing like a blessed as a bee
Joshua “Out Of Office” (28:02.542)
What images did you use for these? Did you?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (28:05.594)
I used a screenshot of the the shot when we took our shots in Vegas. So if you haven't seen that vlog, by the way, sorry for the little life. Check out the vlog in Vegas. We took a scorpion shot. Yeah, there was a we we were kind of looking directly into camera. And this is the this is what they gave us. But Joshua's as us as bees, we are beautiful. So I just wanted to give us some some B facts real quick, buddy. These are real B facts.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (28:12.65)
Okay, okay.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (28:17.996)
scorpion shots. Yeah, that was badass.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (28:35.32)
So check this shit out. Joshua, did you know bees can recognize human faces?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (28:42.806)
No, I didn't under that.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (28:45.316)
fucking amazing right so apparently so apparently that because they can recognize human faces they recognizes they recognize their beekeepers so like if you were to ever like go into like a beehive or whatever like a place where they get honey and shit and they didn't recognize you they would sting the shit out of you but they wouldn't sting their beekeeper which is pretty fucking cool right fucking cool they do yeah yeah
Joshua “Out Of Office” (28:46.594)
Yeah, that is great.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (29:08.814)
That was pretty cool. But don't when they sting you they die. So does they ultimately are committing suicide when they do this?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (29:14.68)
Yeah. but Joshua bees can get drunk off fermented nectar. dude, that is fucking insane. just like us, just like us bees can get fucking wasted, bro. These can get goddamn hammered. It's amazing.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (29:22.734)
I've heard this, I've heard about this.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (29:35.17)
That is pretty funny. I like the test. I wonder how they tested that too. Do they just like, you know?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (29:37.498)
Also, some small things, Joshua. I don't know. I don't even know how you get fermented like nectar. Like how does that work? I don't know. Science questions. I don't fucking know. I'm not a but Joshua, a few quick things here. Did you know that bees communicate through dancing?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (29:59.887)
I didn't know that either.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (30:02.126)
Yeah, dude, they shake the little bee buttholes and they fucking vibrate it out. It's fucking insane. and the, I don't know. It probably, it probably adds to that. Sure. Like, you know, it probably adds to the mating stuff, but I thought it was fucking amazing. Yeah. A little, little bit of dancing, a little bit of bee dancing. I have, I have like 10 facts, but I'm just going to give you one more buddy because I think it's, I think it's pretty cool.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (30:07.989)
So is this like a mating thing is this is a mating thing like this how they find their partners
Joshua “Out Of Office” (30:15.586)
Dancing usually does that. know, peacocks and all these other creatures out there.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (30:26.784)
No, keep... No, fire away. People need to know about bees. They're very important.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (30:31.758)
Alright, fine. I'll just listen rapid fire real quick. You whatever one sticks out in your head, buddy. You you say it, right? Here you go. Did you know? Bee facts. Here we go. Let's go. Honey never spoils. Apparently archaeologists found 3000 year old honey that is still edible. Bees communicate through dancing. We all know this right? A bees wings beats 200 times per second. Tiny wings.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (30:37.87)
Did you know? Here we go. It's a 90, here is another 90 seconds. Did you know?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (30:51.66)
Yes, I knew that.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (31:00.138)
Mega horsepower Joshua. Male bees mate and then literally explode. Nature is brutal. saying. Shame buddy, shame. Hell yeah. Bees sleep and even snuggle their antennas together. Nap squads unite. Let's go. Bees can sense Earth's magnetic field with
Joshua “Out Of Office” (31:07.886)
I mean when I meet I explode too Jesus so that I can relate. Yeah
Joshua “Out Of Office” (31:19.136)
Hmm that's cute
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (31:25.434)
crystals in their abdomens. That's not true at all, but I'd like to throw it in there to think it is. No, because bees don't have crystals in their abdomens, buddy.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (31:30.414)
That's not true.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (31:35.307)
got it.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (31:38.234)
the last, there's the last one here is a bee's brain is the size of a sesame seed, but can solve puzzles and remember flowers, which is pretty cool. Also kind of nice. Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, us is bees. I just wanted to bring up bees because national bee day bees are important to everything, to life, to you, to me. It is, it is necessary.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (31:47.5)
Yeah, that is cool.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (32:03.05)
And one quick shout out to the B movie. If you haven't seen the B movie, get out there and watch that shit. The B movie is really good. Yeah. And you know what's kind of funny about the B movie is it does speak a lot to like what would happen if bees started to just not like do what bees do. Like the planet would basically be over, you know, we need pollination. Like bees would, no bees means no planet. Simply put.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (32:06.429)
yeah, dude, watch the B movie. The B movie is fucking great,
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (32:20.25)
Yeah, yeah, no, it's fucking true. B. Over.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (32:29.07)
No bees equals no panel. Exactly. Also, honey is delicious. So there's that. Wonderful. So thank you, Joshua, for entertaining me and also becoming a bee with me. I appreciate that shit. Makes me happy. Now, if you don't mind, buddy, I'd like to head on over to the AI track for the week because it correlates with bees.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (32:34.53)
Yeah, I agree.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (32:49.998)
Does it? What are the chances?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (32:51.746)
It does. Here, let me go ahead and share my screen with you guys. And for the people watching, feel free to keep watching and then you'll hear the song for the people listening. Just feel free to keep on listening. But head on over, sorry for the laid out live slash AI radio. You can hear this next song in its entirety as I run out of breath here on this one. I'm sorry. I'll go ahead and share my screen here with you buddy and with the people and here you go. my God, Joshua. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to share this screen. But I did. I did mean to share this.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (33:21.614)
Beautiful. That was a great looking website.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (33:21.86)
Joshua, this is a blind side for you. This is the Merch and Dice website. So if you got this far, head on over to sorry for the delay.live and you can see it for yourself here. Give you a little demonstration and everything here. But I'll go ahead and scroll it down, buddy. I'll scroll down the website for you here. This is going to be called the OG collection or shirts. You can see here, just beautiful. Look, can I just make note of the moving image?
on the side here. Beautiful, beautiful shit, man. Whimsical, adventurous and bold, right? The OG collection. I'm not going to read this fun little this fun little thing here. You can read that for yourself. But these are the shirts that are going to be available in that OG collection. And you can see here we start with the OG shirt and then we make our way down here. Now, I will say that Joshua was kind of disappointed that when you hovered over these, didn't.
flip the shirt around and I apologize for that. But if you're on mobile, all you gotta do is click into there and you can see the shirt. Or if you're on the actual desktop website like we are here, you click quick view and you can see all the fun shit. So you can kind of get it. Yeah, look at this. Look at these guys here. Look, look, beautiful, beautiful. And all shirts come into up to three X if you want them, right? And they also come in black and white.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (34:34.85)
Those are good. They look good
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (34:48.27)
So we're doing two color schemes here. So you can kind of see here, black and white. This is the white. That's the black boom, boom, boom, beautiful designs. I love them. You can see here, they're all listed out on here. Fun, fun times. Every shirt that I've shown off throughout the weeks is on here. But Joshua, what, what is this? What, what? Joshua, there's something down here. I'm scared. Is this. Joshua, this is the summer collection.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (35:14.286)
this summer.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (35:18.317)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (35:18.682)
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, there will be three exclusive shirts for summer, which is why we're probably going to do this in June because summertime, why not? Joshua, do you want to see the summer collection of shirts or do you? Okay, all right, oh, all right, yeah.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (35:30.092)
do but before we before we get there I want to say real quick this is all original art man this is all original art so shout out to the person who made all that art yeah that guy right there you're looking at him down there sipping that guy that well thank you chat that too yeah beautiful though just had to put that out there
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (35:44.366)
Yeah, chat GBT. It's all chat GBT,
Yeah, these are some fun shit. Yes, as just alluded to, I did create all of these and edit them and make them look great and colored them and did all the fun stuff, the stuff you don't see behind the scenes, stuff you don't see to make this what they are. I designed this shit and I did all this stuff for you guys. But I'm not tooting my own horn. I don't give a fuck about that. I just want you guys to have something that's awesome and that feels good on your skin.
and looks fucking phenomenal. So, Joshua, can we show off the summer collection? Are you sure you want to do that? my God. Let's show off the summer collection, ladies and gentlemen. Once again, these are three exclusive shirts for summer and we're going to get rid of them, I think, at the end of August. So if you don't get them then, you might get them next year. for that, sorry. Joshua, here they are. The summer collection of shirts.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (36:24.268)
I think we can. I'm ready for summer anyways, you know?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (36:49.786)
There they are. All three of them. have the eternal vacation last call at the end of time, dead set on surfing. I'll go ahead and click them so you can actually see what they look like. And you can get a picture here. So this is the first one, the internal, in eternal vacation. Sorry, I can't fucking speak. Uh, but this is just a cool little skeleton. He's a sitting on top of an, uh, flamingo floaty, uh, just chilling out on the beach, but he's just chilling. He's having a good time. Uh, that is in black.
And then in white, same thing. Beautiful. Beautiful black and white on here. the next one on this collection is last call at the end of time. This is another Skelly boy hanging out with a beautiful shark, sipping my ties on a Tiki, a Tiki beach, which is pretty fucking cool, Tiki bar right there. Wonderful. And then here it is in white. sensational. I know. So we do black and white for shirts, mainly because I wear black.
Joshua loves to wear white shirts, so everything is designed with that in mind. So whatever you please, can make whatever you want. And then the last one I have not shown Joshua. This one is fucking fresh off the press. I was working on it, which is I was kind of late to the episode recording. But Joshua, this is the dead set on surfing. This is what it looks like. This is a surfer dude here, chilling with some fucking dead fish. He's just having the time of his goddamn life. And there it is on white. Look at that.
Sensational ladies and gentlemen. Amazing. Look at that. Look at that. Yes. And these shirts, the way we design them is with the logo in the front. So you have a small chest piece in your front shirt here. And then you have a big design, I guess, same design on the back of the shirt. So that's how I like my shirts. I think they look nice.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (38:17.71)
another beautiful piece of art.
wearable piece of art too.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (38:38.722)
Well, and let's, mean, you're not pointing out the very subtle little tag logo as well.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (38:46.422)
Yeah, there is a tag logo inside of the actual shirt itself with our branded sorry for the delay skull and Our name sorry for the delay in there. That's pretty fucking cool. Looks great. Yeah tagless shirts, I can actually read you I'll read one of the the descriptions on here for you. You can see here. It is a hundred percent cotton, right?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (38:58.606)
So no tags. These are tagless shirts. Custom logo.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (39:13.722)
We don't have any heather colors, but those are 85 % cotton. Um, because they got side seams for structure, beautiful structure and shape, retention, stabilized neck and shoulder. Um, it just basically nice knitted fabric right here. So it keeps it nice and sturdy. It's a regular fit. And Joshua, the biggest reason why I went with these shirts, um, is because of the length. I, I'm a tall dude, right? I like my shirts a little bit longer and most of the time,
Joshua “Out Of Office” (39:23.405)
Words.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (39:44.236)
Shirts like this, they're one set size and they're pretty short and I hate that shit. So it took me a long time to find these blanks like this to get the length that I want. So if you're tall, like above six feet or six one or whatever, or you're just right there, these shirts are going to fit you just fine. They're fucking amazing. Even if you're short, they'll fit you. Yeah.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (39:47.566)
Correct.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (40:02.574)
I don't sorry to interrupt you, I, yeah, I I don't think he knows. You just have to have it's comes down to the torso. Like I have a long torso as well. So it's hard for me to find shirts because I feel like, you know, you put your arms up and the next thing know, you're wearing a crop top, even though it's supposed to fit you properly. So these shirts will help for somebody who has a, you know, a longer lengthier midsection.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (40:10.37)
Hmm? Hmm?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (40:26.628)
yeah, yeah, it's beautiful. I love them. Honestly, like I've been wearing them for the last four or five months now. So they're great. I sleep, I do sleep in them when I have to, but I'm just so happy that I get to show you all this shit. Finally, this is the stuff that we've been working on in the background and it makes me so happy to be able to share it with you guys. And so you can see it and it's here. It's coming. We're shooting for June. so just almost there, almost there.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (40:34.359)
He sleeps in them.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (40:38.446)
Let me create PJs.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (40:55.512)
Now at the very end of this website here on the merch site, you have the whole set. So if you ever just want to look at everything that we have, it's right here. So this is everything that we have. it's sometimes it'll get separated into collections like the first two things above. But if you don't want to deal with any of that, you can come down here and you'll have everything that we got. So fun times, fun times. Yep. Yeah, it is nice, but I had to cycle it all the way down here.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (41:16.142)
Hey look, those ones change when you hover over them. That's nice.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (41:23.258)
So yeah, summer collection and the OG collection. OG collection is going to stay around for inevitability. The only thing that's going to be changing is the summer collection. So I'm not saying that we're going to have a winter collection, but there might be. So just heads up. Anyways, buddy, let's get to the goddamn AI song this week.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (41:36.962)
Hmm. Yeah, that's gonna be fun.
beautiful.
No, that was great. I'm still, mean, like I said in the last episode, I see that one thing in your shopping cart. Eventually I will find out what's in that shopping cart. It's okay. We don't, we don't have to see it now. We don't have to see it now. We don't have, no, we don't have to see it now. That'll, could save that for another episode. Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (41:55.672)
Hmm.
We'll wait on that one. But hey, if you're on the website, head on over to sorry for the little a.ly slash AI radio. Boom. There it is. This is the AI radio where you can listen to all our AI generated tracks and enjoy them. Now I need a fucking break from talking, Joshua. So let's do the AI radio song. This is about bees, buddy. So here you go. This is it's it's kind of fucking funny. This song.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (42:20.942)
Let's go!
Joshua “Out Of Office” (42:27.788)
We got merch, we got music.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (42:33.038)
Merchant Music.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (42:34.298)
the idea came to me on National Bee Day with the words, hit me with the hive is what I came up with on this one. So Merchant Music, let's fucking get it. Here you go guys. Three, two, one, launch that.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (42:43.832)
Clever.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (44:50.81)
yeah Joshua, you go. How'd you feel about that AI song for the week, my dude?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (44:53.624)
That was good. That was like a good vibe in summer song.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (44:59.044)
Yeah, my dude. Summer collection. Summer vibe. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, baby. That's what I'm fucking saying, dude. I mean, hair can be flowing, man. Hair can be flowing too. Doesn't matter.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (45:00.206)
You know, throwing on one of those summer collection shirts, turning up the radio, got the hair flowing, you know, the hair flowing, the air flowing.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (45:12.374)
Yeah, through that long, beautiful, luscious hair of mine that you can't see under this hat, but my hair is fucking long right now. Jesus. Yeah, it's getting long back there, baby. All party, all party in the back. Love to show you what's in the front, but that'd be inappropriate.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (45:17.198)
There you go. oof. Throw it up, baby, throw it up. Shee, you got that mullet rocking, baby. You got that mullet.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (45:28.154)
Speaking of inappropriate Joshua, what is innovation or entertainment?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (45:35.939)
Yeah?
Oh my goodness. Okay. So if we're going to cycle back to that, I'm just like still stuck on how good that song was. Um, innovation. Yeah, I'm addicted to what I just heard. There is fucking great. Um, real quick innovation or entertainment. So, you know, when you think about technology, when you think about things that are pushing us towards, uh, a greater future or just, just, you know, we're supposed to be going in a good direction.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (45:42.874)
Mm.
He's addicted.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (46:06.392)
Do you think most of the stuff that's being geared towards us and being sold to us is, more of from an innovation perspective or do you think they're just, it's all for entertainment? Do you like, you know, like take for instance, AI porn, you know, you know, sure. I mean, AI is involved. You know, this is innovative work going on.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (46:33.38)
Yes.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (46:33.55)
But then, you know, got two AI things just jerking each other off, you know, which is entertainment. So are we innovating? Are we entertaining at this point? What are we doing?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (46:45.174)
Well, I think I think specifically for that. I think you're you're more entertaining than you are innovating because you're not you're not reinventing the wheel here, you know.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (46:56.366)
Okay. Okay.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (46:58.158)
Like you could boil it down to AI just being, you know, code, right? You can just have code being broken down, but I would like to think of it as like pictures, you know, and there were, there were people back in the day who were drawing, drawing on cave walls, you know, big titty goth girls, you know, like, you know, like, so you're not reinventing the wheel, you know, so I don't think it's innovation. That's what I'm saying. Like you're not inventing, you're not reinventing the wheel. So I don't think it's innovation. That's specifically with that.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (47:13.686)
Yes, yeah, mean, mean, Kama Sutra goes way back, you know?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (47:26.318)
But I think some of the stuff that we are getting is kind of innovating. I mean, if you think about this, this podcast, right? Us being filmed on a little tiny camera, right? Way back in the day, you would never be able to get this quality on such a tiny little camera. You know, it would take like 50 cameras to get this quality and it would be on film. So, yeah, I think, I think innovation is coming. Like, I think it's just slower.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (47:38.734)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (47:54.412)
Okay. Yeah, I agree with you. I agree with you. I just want to get your take because a lot of us just go through life and are we being entertained at this point or are we just, you know, dealing with innovations coming to and from us altogether? I'm just curious. I'm just curious what people think about the world we live in today. Is it just all for entertainment? I don't know. Just, you know, just was a thought. But you want to move on to the last topic real quick? Get right through it.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (47:55.63)
than we are noticing.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (48:20.698)
Sure, yeah. National be a millionaire.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (48:24.588)
Yes. Yes. So not only is it adopt a dog or a pet day today is also national be a millionaire day. So when I read this, I was like, this is kind of a kick to the nuts because not all of that, like, what are you trying to say? Like, because I'm not a millionaire, I can't celebrate. Like you're just rubbing your, your big hundred dollar Dick in my face, you know, like just like,
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (48:33.338)
Mmm.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (48:38.362)
What?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (48:47.0)
Hehehehehe
Joshua “Out Of Office” (48:51.426)
What is this day really supposed to be doing for us all? So instead of being bitter about it, I wanted to ask myself, if we, or if you, anybody who's listening, happened to be a millionaire, if this was your day, what would you go ahead and spend a million bucks on?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (49:10.458)
Damn, that's great. I'd probably like pay off all my bills. Like I'd pay off all my bills, I'd pay off all my friends bills. And then I would buy a house or something, know, something small, something cozy, maybe a duplex, you know, overlooking a beach. Because even though a million dollars is a lot of money, a million dollars won't get you very far nowadays in this economy, you know? So you gotta be kind of stingy with that million.
So I think paying off bills, maybe getting a house, you know, just something like that. That's probably what I would do.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (49:48.024)
Yeah, I agree. I think I would go that direction too. I think I would buy some cozy little like maybe like a fucking a Stored shed something small I can live in you know what I mean like maybe a fucking shipping crate container Just retrofit that bitch
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (50:03.79)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (50:09.796)
gonna have the nicest shed in all of the land.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (50:13.006)
Hey man, we got a, you got a million dollars spent on a shed. That's going to be one bad. I'll probably put a, put like a pinball fucking machine in that bitch. You know what I mean? Just to have a little bit of fun. Um, maybe a popcorn machine. Um, but what I really would focus on, if I had all the money in the world like that, I think I would focus on all like, like food. I think what focus on like creating, like buying land and making a farm or something to creating like some sort of farmers market where people could come and just buy.
healthy food, you know, and not feel like you're out of pocket every time you want to buy a fucking apple or some bullshit. You know what I mean? That feels kind of crazy these days.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (50:51.482)
I get you, I get you. So you would turn that million into an investment is what you'd be doing. Yeah, makes sense, makes sense.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (50:56.184)
Pretty much, pretty much. But not only would I be investing in that, it would just be an investment in the community as well. Because I think how I would roll that million dollars. No, I mean, I'm living in a shed. You know what I So fuck off. You know what I mean?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (51:03.802)
No, look at you. Good guy, Joshua. Invest them in the community. Fuck you, Good point. Good point. Sacrifices were made. I mean,
Joshua “Out Of Office” (51:15.98)
Yeah, yeah sacrifices. Yeah, see as I still get black widows crawling next to me at night because I live in a fucking shipping container There you go. But here's your apple fucker So that's what I'm doing. I think it'd be fun. Just suspend it kind of loosely like that put some good shit in your body
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (51:23.61)
you
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (51:27.179)
fuck, that's fucking funny.
Yeah, I mean if I didn't so just real quick on this one if I didn't have to spend it on like bills and like a home I'd buy some fucking weird shit, dude I buy one of those sex robots one of those like real like fucking crazy ones I get one of those just to try it, you know, and then I try to return it after see if I can get my money back on that And then I probably like yeah, dude, then I would probably I'd want to visit Titanic, bro
Joshua “Out Of Office” (51:43.086)
You
Yeah.
right some of that nano silicone just wrapped around your meat stick
Joshua “Out Of Office” (51:59.468)
No, well, okay. That would be, that would ease, I think the gas alone to kind of like get out to the site would be a million dollars. That would not be an easy trip.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (52:01.498)
Yeah
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (52:05.978)
You
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (52:11.758)
I'll find a way. I'll find a way. I'll get somebody on a dinghy. They'll just drive me out. They're like, well, this is supposed to be where it's at. And then they'll just put like concrete weights on me and I will see if I can find it.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (52:22.318)
And well, quick question, since you're a Disney guy, what would a million dollars get you for Disney? I know they got exclusive clubs, you know what I mean? Like what? I know, right? One fucking churro. You lying. For that $50 salad I had that one year when we went together, you're like, Joshua, did you really buy a fucking $50 salad? I was like, I did that. I confess.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (52:24.516)
Yeah. Yeah.
a one churro.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (52:36.506)
Yeah, that was you that was on you just pointing that out yeah, it was all on you you should have something else, but whatever Yeah, they do they do have like this club 33 thing which is like the exclusive club I can't fucking remember what it is. It's like some like Initial like eighty two thousand dollar fee and then it's like twenty two thousand dollars a month or some shit like that
Joshua “Out Of Office” (52:48.94)
Went to Disneyland and got a fucking salad. Who's this guy?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (53:05.09)
It's fucking crazy ridiculous. but I wouldn't honestly, I wouldn't, I wouldn't spend a lot of that million in Disneyland. I'd probably like, I'd visit all the parks once with that million, but they were to go all my million, you know, it's, it's not cheap.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (53:17.548)
Yeah.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (53:23.778)
I think it'd be fun to build a sorry for the delayed roller coaster.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (53:29.068)
It would just have aliens trying to probe you. It goes nowhere.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (53:30.702)
It goes nowhere it's just fucking seats you sit on you just get fucking probed every 30 seconds Jesus
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (53:40.282)
It's like, I don't know if everybody's probably not, but there's a, there used to be a show in Disneyland, uh, that was called a bugs or a fuck. Uh, it's tough to be a bug or something like that. Um, it was in 40 and there was a, there was a scene where there was like, what was it? Hornets or something? It was something was stinging you. Uh, but in the seats, it had, uh, something that would jab into your back.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (53:51.596)
Yes, yep, yep, it was in 4D. 4D, I remember this.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (54:07.95)
Yeah, this is true.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (54:09.09)
and it feel, it feels, it felt horrible. It was the like traumatic experience for me, but you take that same technology and you flip it underneath the seat and then you just have something jabbing people's butts.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (54:14.382)
Yeah.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (54:20.704)
Well, do you remember the part where they actually when you get sprayed with water and it felt like somebody sneezed in your face? It's like you got a booger in your face, just like a a loogie across your face. It's like. Didn't sign up for this shit. Like, what's it?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (54:24.972)
yeah, yeah, yeah, Yeah, the water was warm. It was weird. And that's why they got rid of it, because too many people complained or too many people enjoyed the bug attacking you from behind. There's that.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (54:41.858)
Yeah, it's fucking hilarious. Cool, that's bad. I'm just curious, yeah, yeah. Awesome, buddy. Is it that time? Did we get here already?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (54:45.582)
shit. awesome, Joshua. It's time, buddy. It's time to start landing this plane, because I know Mia's got a tough job ahead of her putting all these images in and editing out the part where I said that really weird thing that nobody can really hear. But you can read on it. You read about it on Sorry for Little A.Live. Read that full thing.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (54:55.532)
Yeah, it's true.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (55:02.606)
That's right.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (55:07.256)
The great thing about transcripts, right? You can cut the video, the, you know, the words are still there.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (55:12.164)
Words are still there, buddy. Words are permanent, but yeah, Joshua, let's land this plane like we do every week. Let's do some fun finds, some fortunes, some lucky numbers. Let's get these people out and into their days. so Joshua, what do you got? Do you got any fortunes, fun finds? What do you want to do? Fun finds? Okay. Yeah. Ooh.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (55:18.316)
Everybody. Yeah.
Thank
Joshua “Out Of Office” (55:28.706)
clear.
So I have two. have a fun find and I have a fortune. So for my fun find everybody, I'm, you know, I found this thing. It looks really fucking cool. And you know, on, on sorry for the delay, we love fun. Cause and I came across this fun Co and it's part of the, I believe it's the fusion collection. I don't know if Sean, you know about the fusion collection, but man, there was just something about this one. It is the.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (55:46.67)
We do.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (55:52.538)
Mmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (56:00.366)
Cosmic Freddy, it's a Funko exclusive right here,
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (56:04.602)
shit. Damn, that's beautiful.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (56:07.896)
this right here.
Yeah, this little guy, I mean, he sparkles. He's got a little cosmic little TV rig. I think that's a ray gun or something in his hand. Yeah, this thing is actually pretty, pretty fucking sick. Throwing it out there and the the collection is huge. It's I mean, I'm not going to promise I'm going to get the whole thing, but yeah, it's it's even with 4K. These cameras are on. It's hard to do it justice.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (56:12.42)
Wow.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (56:16.964)
That's fucking, that's great. Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (56:24.878)
That's fucking awesome. That is a great fucking fine dude.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (56:34.618)
Damn, that's great. That's fucking awesome.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (56:38.712)
This is a really cool Funko, so I'm super proud of it. Last week I was doing this thing where it was like, was it worth the buy? Was it not worth the buy? I'm leaving all the buttons behind this time around. But this one I bought for around like 16, 17 bucks, whatever it was. I looked it up, scanned it into my collection. Again, Funko has an app. Everybody should get one if you have Funkos.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (56:39.885)
you
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (56:46.938)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (57:03.086)
This Cosmic Freddy is going for $13.99 so wah wah I did not make no money but I don't give a shit. I lost money. I lost money. Yeah. But it is a Cosmic Freddy so anything with Freddy on it and being Funko you know it's it's we'll see what happens with it but that is my fun find. Cosmic Freddy buddy. Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (57:08.602)
You've lost money? Is that what you said? god. Damn. Well, sorry buddy.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (57:26.114)
Nice buddy. Very cool my dude. Very cool. Also you can take out the chat with this section now by the way. Like I know you're lazy with the buttons today. There you go. wow. Yeah. Congratulations on your Funko. It looks great. I mean I'm sorry you didn't make no money on it but it looks awesome. So it's all bark no bite.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (57:35.714)
Yeah, no, well, my hand was selling something else.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (57:44.973)
Yeah, buddy.
It's so cool though. It's really really cool looking. Funko exclusive. So maybe it's one of those just needs to get traction. You know, before it becomes something.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (57:55.61)
There you go, and we're gonna give it traction now that people will buy it so Amazing buddy for me I wanted to do something cool. I alluded to it a few months back but because it is The Disneyland 70th anniversary I decided to do something a little bit Well, I wouldn't describe it as fun or cool or anything like that because it has nothing to do with Disney it is Pixar so it is Where is it this no?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (58:00.238)
There you go. What you got buddy?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (58:13.326)
Hmm.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (58:25.582)
Hang on. There it is. These are the little mini pops again. Little bitty pops. And I know it's kind of blurry and it's kind of hard to see. But these are some of the ones I have. I'm going to show off some more next week as well. But this is Remy the Rat, Luigi from Ratatouille. And then we have Wally and Eve.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (58:35.471)
I like, gotta get, I gotta get in, I gotta get in close guys.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (58:53.21)
as their little bitty pops and just wait it's not spinning because they're kind of small and it would just spin too quickly so but those are my fun finds for the week my little funko's in honor of Disney and Pixar so that's what I'm going with this week so little micro pops I love them I love them all so fun now buddy let's get dirty let's give the people a fortune some lucky numbers let's send them on their way let's fucking get this shit
Joshua “Out Of Office” (58:59.65)
Yeah, those are cool.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (59:09.282)
micro funcos.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (59:15.064)
So you ready to get dirty or what? You ready to get dirty? Okay. All right. Let's get dirty. All right. We're going to attempt to read one of these dirty dozen fortune cookies. Like we always do at the, at the end of every one of our shows. we've been doing this for just about what? 80, 86 episodes now. Yeah. And believe it or not, out of, out of all these 86 episodes, I've probably only eaten
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (59:23.534)
Go ahead, what do you got?
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (59:36.794)
86 episodes. I'm tired.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (59:44.174)
Like ten of these because half the time they're not so good or I found them in the backseat of something My truck or whatever, but yeah today we're gonna go with the dirty dozen hopefully tonight we get a Silly one Actually, no, I hopefully today I can actually just read it. How about that? We'll just go with Reading is gonna be a success
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (59:48.26)
Yeah. Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (59:57.134)
Hopefully we get a good one. Yeah, hopefully a funny one.
Yeah. Joshua's had a hard time on this podcast reading aloud anything really. So there's that. I don't understand what just happened. Joshua, what did you do?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:00:14.082)
You gotta be fucking kidding me.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:00:21.058)
You gotta be kidding me. You know, you buy these things with the anticipation like it's gonna be something special. Like, you're like, what's my fortune gonna be today? Things are gonna be so good, right? And then you fucking open the cookie and the cookie is empty.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:00:23.159)
Okay.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:00:29.25)
Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:00:34.586)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:00:43.256)
We don't have a cookie today. We don't have a fortune for you today. 86 episodes later and we don't have, we have an empty cookie.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:00:47.512)
Joshua.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:00:51.16)
We finally, it took us 86 episodes to get a cookie that had nothing in it, which is kind of surprising. So do the math on that if you want. But ladies and gentlemen, your fortune this week is to have a great week and head on over to Sorry For Little Late Out Live. That's your fortune. It's telling you to go to Sorry For Little Late Out Live just for fun. Listen to some music, watch an episode, watch some shorts. It's all there. Feel free.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:01:07.037)
What the fuck? Yeah.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:01:12.814)
You go man.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:01:17.166)
Yeah, that's all I got. Honestly, no fortune. Yeah.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:01:20.122)
Sorry people, sorry. But you know what there is buddy? There are lucky numbers this week and your lucky numbers to be used for whatever nefarious reasons you would like are 7, 13, 14, 17, 19, 34 and 49. Once again, those lucky numbers are 7, 13, 14, 17, 19, 34 and 49. Those numbers, they are a tongue twister my dude. That was kind of tough to get through.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:01:47.278)
You did it though gotta applaud that
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:01:49.85)
I did I did I tried thank you. Thank you buddy And like we do every week buddy now that we've come to the end of the episode. I'm sorry now that we've come To the end of the episode Joshua give the people what they want. They want to hear you speak one last time Send them off on their week buddy. Send them off on this episode 86. Tell them whatever you want I'm just gonna sit back here and cheers to you
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:01:56.95)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:02:10.114)
All right, everybody.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:02:18.734)
I mean, I first have to apologize the fact that there wasn't a cookie because I really enjoy reading you guys these fortunes. It kind of, it brings a little fun spark to the end of this show here, but sorry, I didn't have that for you. But what I will say is I appreciate all you guys. Please do visit the website, SarvesDelay.live. Check out the music, check out the content.
What were the transcripts like Sean saying come go read through that there's probably something in there for everybody But like I said, and I always do I love all of you guys. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching We're gonna be here next week for episode 87 That could they think that number comes after 86. So yeah, there you go. Thank you See you next week
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:03:10.138)
My lord, all right, ladies and gentlemen with that being said Thank you again for watching. Thank you for listening. We do really appreciate it like Joshua said Listen Merch is coming out in June. We're super fucking excited for it Thank you for being along the ride with us on this episode of the 86 This is like more of like a sponsored episode by us to give you the fun things that are about to happen Even if you don't buy a shirt you just look at it
That's all that matters. And that's all we really care about. We're not going anywhere. We're staying, we're sticking around. so thank you for watching. Thank you for listening and Joshua, in honor of last week, I have something for you. You ready?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:03:53.39)
Okay, I'm ready.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:03:55.53)
What did the grape say when it got crushed, buddy?
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:04:00.46)
Ouch. Squish.
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:04:03.436)
Nothing. It let out a little whine.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:04:07.03)
You
Sean “Voice Mail Legend (01:04:08.674)
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Deuces.
Joshua “Out Of Office” (01:04:13.358)
you
