Sorry For The Delay | EP.87
Chapters
00:00Introduction and Banter
11:55Housekeeping and Updates
24:00Exploring Fears and Phobias
27:38The Color Purple: Food and Fun
39:14Mind Control: The Subtle Influences Around Us
41:59The Art of Food Advertising
44:00Mind Control and Modern Advertising
46:10Hypnosis and Stage Magic
48:26The Concept of Sperm Racing
51:40Fun Finds and Collectibles
56:47Fortunes and Lucky Numbers
Sound Bites
"That is actually pretty freaking good."
"We're about to find out."
"This is a real phobia people do have."
"I love cats. Give me a cat any day."
"I don't know how to swim."
"It's supposed to be fun everybody."
"I think mind control is a real thing."
"I don't want that image in my head."
"I get that a lot from soda commercials."
"It's an art form. It's fucking crazy."
"I want to know where they live."
"I would give you my flower, Joshua."
Transcript
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (01:23.887)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for the Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. Joshua, this is episode 87. And like I do every week, buddy, how are you doing this week?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (01:42.287)
this week. Yeah. Uh, while this would go, thank you for introducing me, introducing me like you always do already fumbling over my words. Um, but I have a good, I mean, Hey, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna start off by saying I have been up since 3 45 in the morning. Okay. Uh, I, I have come to the conclusion that sleep deprivation can do one or two things for you. It can make you way more creative or can just
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (01:47.951)
Already started
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (01:59.619)
I feel about the same, buddy.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (02:11.832)
totally make you, shouldn't say the R word, retarded, because I know that's kind of a banned word. But we're gonna find out. We're gonna find out right now how far this takes me being sleep deprived. overall, I feel okay, other than the sleep deprivation, and we'll see what happens when the drink kicks in.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (02:16.847)
Damn, canceled instantly.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (02:31.951)
All right, I mean speaking of drinks buddy if you're new to this podcast hello welcome Thank you for joining us 87 is a weird one to come into but you know You can listen to these in any order really there's no rhyme or reason to them. So yeah, welcome. Thank you but in this show we talk about a lot of weird things and The one weird thing that's not so weird for most people is what we have in our cups Joshua. What are you drinking this week?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (02:46.754)
Yeah, absolutely.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (02:59.456)
Okay, so this actually was another subscriber recommendation and somehow they were that you know, they recommended it to me and it ended up in the back of my truck. So I don't know how this happened. Yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (03:06.063)
you
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (03:10.383)
Like it was what do you mean? Like were your windows down and it was like it just appeared or someone like threw it in the back of your truck like the the bed of the truck
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (03:20.482)
Well, I walked out to my truck and my back window was broken and said here for your podcasts. And this was in the back seat. So I'm guessing this is what it's supposed to be for. So, yeah, that's how this is going to start broken window and, and, what's in your cup. So the recommended and the backseat drink that was given to me is the, I guess it's kind of new, maybe not. It's the Arizona spiked hard sweet tea.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (03:32.355)
All right, cool beans.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (03:50.658)
a sweet tea. Interesting. It's not even flavored or anything. It's just a sweet tea.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (03:50.745)
Yeah. Yeah, so it's a sweet tea. No, southern style sweet tea contains 5 % alcohol. I kept this in the freezer right before we came on, so this thing should be pretty freaking cold. But again, recommended. I've never had one of these before. I really hope it didn't shake up as I did that right there, because this is going to fuck. This is going to be terrible. Hopefully.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (03:58.251)
Okay.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (04:03.309)
okay good it's cold yeah nice
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (04:13.391)
Let's see what happens. we let out the gas. Nice. the sound of cracking open a can. Can't beat it. Can't fucking beat it.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (04:20.59)
Okay, all right.
that worked and because everything we do around here is extremely custom. I'm not drinking out of the can. I'm drinking out of one of these. Sorry for delay cups. Who knows these could end up in the, yeah, it's good. End up on our website one day, but
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (04:32.185)
beautiful cup. Beautiful cup. Yeah, it's a nice cup. eventually, yeah, everything will end up on the website. Me, I'll be on the website one day. It's very nice. That pour is nice sounding. Really nice.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (04:42.328)
Go ahead and pour this in here.
Okay, okay, just about filled the whole thing up. All right, so this is a first time sip, first time try. Thank you for breaking my window and thank you for recommending this drink. Appreciate it.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (04:55.023)
Cheers buddy. Let's see, he's taking a giant sip. Okay.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (05:01.634)
Man, that's refreshing. That is actually pretty freaking good. So, yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (05:03.791)
Okay. Joshua, are you a fan of sweet tea to begin with? Like is that one of your like go-to drinks when you're out and about?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (05:11.395)
Mmm.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (05:15.778)
Considering I'm a fan of things that just taste like dirt and the earth like mushrooms I probably would prefer it with less sugar in it, but as it stands I think this is pretty refreshing. It's pretty tasty and for somebody who's once again sleep deprived. It's hitting the spot So I'll give it a recommendation get on try it
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (05:24.249)
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah. All right. There you go. So, all right. Recommendation. What are you giving it out of five? What is your, what is your five score?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (05:40.11)
I'll give it a 4.2. Yeah, yeah. Give it a try. Cheers, buddy. Yeah, what do you got over there?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (05:41.807)
4.2 Cool beans Joshua cheers would let me show you what I got this week Today is May 27th and I had because it's national grape day go figure I did my grape song last week, so I was too early on that one but I Wanted to do wine But we didn't record on our natural day that we record these so I drank all my wine
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (05:58.351)
Hmm.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (06:02.126)
awesome.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (06:11.831)
last night and that is why I'm kind of tired today a little bit hungover. So I had a backup plan and this is my backup plan Joshua this is Bellingham cider Pog cider. So there you go I don't believe I had this one if I did I'm sorry I'm drinking it again I'm gonna act like it's the first time I've ever had it because I can. So here we go and I remember having another Pog cider I don't think it was this one I think the other one sucked if I remember correctly so
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (06:12.952)
figure.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (06:41.989)
Cheers!
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (06:43.982)
Okay, nice big zip. Here we go. Our little zip.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (06:47.343)
Baby sip moderation today folks moderation. This is this is good. It's not bad It tastes more like just a regular cider if anything, and I'm not getting a lot of the pog Like any of the juices anything
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (06:51.256)
Maybe for you.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (07:07.119)
Yeah, it's not bad. It gives me tropical vibes and that's kind of what I wanted. there's that. Cheers, buddy.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (07:14.208)
It kind of actually goes with that tropical looking logo on your shirt as well.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (07:19.055)
yeah, yeah, this is a one of the shirts Sorry for the delay shirts here that I'm wearing from the summer collection. It's beautiful on camera. It looks really nice It's nice and a shirt quality silky smooth soft Supple like a baby's bottom. yeah
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (07:35.118)
shameless plug there
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (07:39.713)
Actually, Joshua, speaking of that, let's go ahead and get into the housekeeping corner real quick before we start this episode. If you want to watch this episode with video form, head on over to Sorry for the Layout Live. You can click into the episode as soon as you load into that website and you'll see it. You can go ahead and watch that. And you can also read a transcript on there. So everything that we've said, everything that we're going to say is going to be all in there. And you can also use the little search feature on the bottom to see if we've talked about some other stuff.
I actually used the search feature to find out if I drank this cider before nothing showed up. So I was like, okay, well this works But speaking of the website Joshua, we said that we're gonna announce merch last week on this episode But guess what 87 is not a lucky number. So next week on episode 88 we will go ahead and announce the merchandise and Get you guys out there and about in some of these beautiful t-shirts and then
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (08:13.546)
Nice. Nice.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (08:26.314)
Mmm, it's not.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (08:37.559)
some more stuff coming along the way as far as merch goes it's not just gonna be t-shirts gonna be a bunch of other stuff too so there's that but damn Joshua I love this shirt it feels so good I think I'm gonna sleep in it again tonight we'll see
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (08:49.102)
I mean, it looks good and you keep saying it feels good. So I would imagine.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (08:51.127)
Yeah, yeah, feels good. feels, it feels right, Joshua. feels, it feels right, buddy. It feels right. The other thing I have for the housekeeping corner is just some small stuff. I just don't want people to be surprised by it. I recently had Mia change some of the thumbnail formats. So if you look on the website right now, you'll notice that our most recent episode, the thumbnail is a little bit different. That's because we are using the 4K cameras and we actually cut and edited
the project file and stuff to actually accommodate the size of the video now. So the thumbnails going forward are to be just a little bit a little bit cropped down. But that is more of like a small thing, you know. The bigger thing, you slight change. I just don't people to be like, why is it different? That's the reason. And that also includes with concludes with the video size that we're using. So we're still doing 4K video. We're just doing it in a natural 4K.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (09:34.926)
Slight change.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (09:50.317)
before we were doing 4k video in a slightly bigger 4k format. But most of you guys will never realize that. You won't even see the difference. So I just thought I'd bring that up for the people who do want to know about that or notice the change. So there's that. Other than that, nothing else going on. Sorry for the late out live. Come out to the website for me, buddy. What do you what do you do? You have anything in the housekeeping corner that you would like to talk about?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (10:11.243)
That's it. It's all the housekeeping. It's all you got Sean Jesus
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (10:19.886)
No, no, I don't. don't got anything. I'm just actually really excited for the website. I'm excited for all the features, the music that we have on there, all the work that we put into it. I think it's it's great. I think it's a good place for people to stop in to pick up some merch and share with your friends, share with your family and good gifts. You know, I the seasons of greetings, you know, Christmas is coming up, so it could be a fun gift. So. No. I mean, I don't know, you all got a budget, you know.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (10:20.015)
Hmm? No?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (10:42.879)
Christmas is months away, but yes get that get that planning going now That's true very true But Joshua is right, you know spend some time on the website, you know, if you're doing your homework We got that AI playlist in there start for literally that live slash AI radio and you can just vibe out with some of the songs that we've made throughout these These podcasts which is pretty fucking cool. I know I do it when I drive on my way to work You know, it's always fun. So that's it, buddy
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (10:49.73)
Cool shit.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (11:10.606)
And if you do enjoy one of those songs, don't forget to hit a like on it because I think with all the songs we do, we just have fun with them. But with you listening and with you watching, we're also curious of what you like so we can swing certain genres. You know, can do more of those or less of those or whatever it is. So if you enjoy it, definitely share it, like it.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (11:15.258)
yeah, give it a like.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (11:23.628)
No.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, we try to hit we try to hit a bunch of that stuff. So yeah, give it a share. Give it a like. actually, you've reminded me. We are going to be putting those songs out. I'm doing a slow rollout on TikTok right now for a Monday music is what's going to be happening in the future. So, yeah, Monday music. Those will be available on TikTok for right now until I can figure out a correct.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (11:46.796)
Monday music. I like it.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (11:55.607)
editing format for them. So feel free when we put those out there, use them for whatever you want. Like there's no copyright here. can use them in your shorts and your vlogs. Do whatever you want with them, you know? Yeah, have fun with them. That's, yeah, remix them. We just want people to have fun with it. So, but yeah, that's going to be happening going forward on Mondays. And then eventually it'll roll out to YouTube and then to Instagram as I finalize that. So.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (12:09.356)
Yeah, have fun with them. Remix them if you want. Just have fun with them. Shit.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (12:17.441)
Ahem.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (12:25.711)
Joshua, thank you for reminding me about that. I completely forgot. So thank you. But that concludes the housekeeping corner. Joshua, let's move on to some topics and how about you start talking for once. I'm exhausted.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (12:27.074)
There we go. Yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (12:35.298)
Go. no.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (12:41.058)
to the meat to the meat. You don't have this guy talk. The guy who, you know, has super sleep deprived. All right. Get ready folks, cause I'm about to say some shit that's probably going to piss some people off or it's going to get awkward, but that's what I bring. You know, I have a little bit of fun with this and a bucket. Let's have some fun together. So we're to slide over to the chat with a section. we've got a couple of topics here. So Sean, you got a couple of these in here. I got a couple of these in here. Some of them may get us canceled.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (12:52.207)
no.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (13:05.1)
Hmm. Hmm?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (13:10.766)
We're about to find out. So here we go. Yeah, here we go. If you hate them, let us know. If you like them, ask for more. We'll do all of it. We don't give a shit. All right. So here you go. The first topic that we're going to hit you with, have a little fun with, and Sean is going to join in on this one because I'm going to need his help with chat. This is nothing to fear. So we're going to go over a couple of things and,
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (13:13.657)
Josh was coming in hot this week, ladies and gentlemen.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (13:21.071)
Thank you. There you go.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (13:36.623)
I also kinda wanna know maybe there's some stuff that you fear if you're listening to this right here or watching. It's gonna get fun. Topic number two, purple. I don't know if we're going with the color with this or we're talking about cats or whatever. I don't know where we're going. I didn't even know how to spell the color purple. I had ask Sean how to spell it and I still fucked it up, clearly. So.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (13:41.039)
Ooh, I feel a lot of things.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (13:47.727)
Yeah. You're gonna find out buddy.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (14:00.857)
I spelt that out for you, so I fucked it up too. So we're in the same boat.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (14:03.48)
Yeah, purple. So we're gonna get into purr-ple. And mind control. Clearly you're looking at two guys that have total and complete control of your mind right now because you're listening to us. Who else would do it unless we've got control of your mind? So thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. We've captured you. And tell a friend. And tell a family member this shit's fun. A little bit of mind control. Yeah, yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (14:07.471)
terrible mind control.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (14:18.755)
He makes a good point.
Tell your wife, tell your ex-girlfriend, tell your ex-wife.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (14:30.642)
Maybe tell somebody you hate just to piss them off. Come listen to us. Yeah, you want somebody who is depressed and make them more depressed send them this way We'll do that for you free of charge. This is a free podcast Don't forget and the final one sperm racing I know most of us do this when we're about to you know, make a baby But this is something that's actually happening
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (14:33.09)
Yeah, send him over.
Why did she recommend this to me?
We got you.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (14:51.535)
racing
What?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (14:57.542)
People are paying for this, people are watching this. You gotta have a really tiny microscope, especially if you're looking down at my junk, because it takes a little bit to actually see it. It's not very big.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (15:00.791)
What?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (15:08.623)
what is this week? What is this week?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (15:11.662)
Sperm racing if you get if you make it that far everybody to turn I just please turn the audio up even louder let people in next room here because I guarantee you they're gonna come over and say what the hell are you guys what are you listening to what are you watching yeah it's these two guys all right John let's get to the top of this shit my man let's get over here
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (15:24.367)
you
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (15:29.867)
Okay, buddy, let's let's get to it. What do you got here? Nothing to fear. So what is is this about like you're just your fears or like I'm curious curious here
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (15:35.028)
Nothingt. Okay. Alright, what?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (15:42.511)
As one might be with every one of these podcasts, what are these guys talking about? so today folks is actually Nothing to fear day. So I thought in the spirit of nothing to fear day on May 27th This is episode 87 for us. I thought we talked a little bit about fears and Like I said in the beginning, maybe there's some fears. You might want to share with us in the chat
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (15:48.983)
Yeah, what are we about to get into?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (15:57.231)
to f-
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (16:06.777)
Okay.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (16:11.104)
I would love to know maybe what you're in fear of. But I'd like to hit you with a couple that I didn't even know existed. And I'm going to need Sean to pronounce these fears because Sean's the guy that can read. I'm the guy that just has buttons and shows off little comics and like I do what I do on this end. So Sean.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (16:14.511)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (16:32.926)
my god, okay.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (16:35.576)
Sean, will you please, will you please, while I press the button, will you please type into chat, the fear of peanut butter sticking to the top of your roof? What phobia is this?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (16:51.439)
Okay, hang on. me one second.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (16:52.194)
The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (16:59.801)
Hang on, hang on, the fear of peanut. I did not spell peanut butter right. Peanut butter. Okay, sticking to the tongue.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (17:07.286)
And while Sean gets there, just want you to visualize what this might look like to some of you. But to the person this happened to, this is what they experienced. This is fear of peanut butter sticking to the top of your mouth. But because I can't pronounce it, anything. Sean is going to attempt to pronounce this word.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (17:17.359)
Thank
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (17:27.951)
Okay, I'm gonna attempt to say this Mia go ahead and put the word right there. Thank you I should just have you read it, but that would be no fun This is the word It is a rack II boy Boy boy, yo T ra phobia Iraqi
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (17:38.178)
Yeah, late on us.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (17:55.736)
There we go.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (17:57.411)
Boy... I can't even say it. I got the last word. Phobia.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (18:00.91)
Mia, you're gonna have to pop in, phone a friend for this one. But that is a real fear people do have. The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of their mouth. This is a real phobia, Sean.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (18:16.143)
That's a word. Also, I do like the AI image, by the way, if you want to see that. Sorry for a little late out live. Check it out. It's pretty good.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (18:22.798)
Slide on over. Yeah, we love AI images and I went ahead and type that in a chat Give me an image based off of this phobia and that's what chat came up with and I thought that was pretty clever pretty cute So if you like that image go and take it because I don't own it do what you want with it Sean For the second fear I came across that I was like completely like I guess this is a fear. I mean people are scared of dogs but how about the fear of
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (18:40.846)
Hmm?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (18:46.201)
I'm I'm ready to type it in.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (18:52.494)
What phobia is it to be in fear of cats?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (19:00.697)
This is this phobia here. Thank you Mia. I appreciate that. Ilew Raphobia. Ilew Raphobia. I think that's how you say that. Yeah, the fear of cats.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (19:16.174)
fear of cats. And believe it or not in doing this I came across a fun fact. People, historical figures actually like Julius Caesar, Napoleon, and even the man himself, not a, I'm not even gonna say his name, but there's many historical figures that have been scared of cats. So I thought that was pretty funny. Sean, do cats scare you? Is this a phobia you have?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (19:32.356)
Okay, weird.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (19:40.461)
No, no, I love cats. Give me a cat any day of the week. I love them. They're great. But can I just mention real quick, your AI image for this, that picture looks like it should be like a children's book. Like, it's great. It's great. It's a great one. I like that.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (19:56.557)
Right, right. We love chat. We love the images it comes up with so yeah all I did was the copy and paste give me an image for The fear of cats and that's what it came up with once again Enjoy that image use it as you want because I do not own it and the final fear before we get into some fears of our own Because I also want to ash on at the very end of this some fears that you know, he may have or nothing to fear Sean how about the fear of bathing or cleaning oneself
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (20:05.997)
good one.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (20:13.133)
Hmm?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (20:19.139)
Ready?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (20:30.187)
that in right now this one's fucking long all right the fear of bathing fuck I don't even know where to start with this one this is this is what it is thank you Mia appreciate that a blue tough a blue tough phobia a blue tough blue tough
Okay, think I maybe I got it. Maybe I didn't who knows
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (21:05.118)
Ignore the spelling on the AI image because I don't even know if that's kind of looks like the spelling of butthole, but I don't I'm adding letters For some reason I'm seeing butthole in that word but Come over to come over to the YouTube and see I see butthole in that word for some weird reason But thanks again chat it offered up this AI image right here thought it was pretty clever that one actually You know that could be used for something
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (21:12.038)
It does look like the spell of a spell. It's great. It's Oh, fuck. That's fucking great. Yeah, I just love that. I love that.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (21:34.616)
So those are my AI images and you're on your nothing to fear day. But images all aside, Sean, I want to know, do you have any fears of your own?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (21:34.959)
I mean, yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (21:47.639)
Yeah, I hate spiders, bro. That's like one of my biggest things is spiders. I'm also kind of afraid of heights. It's another one for me. But if I had to choose between either standing on a cliff edge or sitting in a room with spiders, I'd rather stand on the cliff edge. So I think spiders is probably my biggest one. And I think a big another one for me, a common one for most people is the fear of death, you know, the fear of dying.
think it's a big one for a lot of people too. So those are mine. What about you? What do you got?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (22:21.87)
I discovered, you know, I had to think about this when I came across this. I came across this fear when I lived in San Diego and it was something I had never really thought about, you know, because it has to do with the ocean and the fact that I would go to the beach every single day. You know, you hear about sea creatures, you know, don't go in the water. There's sharks and shit. I realized one of my fears is jellyfish.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (22:37.593)
Mm.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (22:48.793)
Jellyfish? Really? Hmm... Okay.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (22:49.934)
Jellyfish jellyfish. Yeah, and the reason this fear kind of came into play Was because on my very last day living in San Diego because I used to to the beach every day I took that last day to go to the beach and go skim board and just soak in that vitamin D on the beach and really enjoyed the last full day of me living in San Diego and in doing so I Went into the water
I found myself surrounded by a sea of jellyfish.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (23:23.267)
my god.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (23:24.48)
At which point I didn't think nothing of it. There's kind of like floating around me. Look like a bunch of, you know, you've never just seen a bunch of loogies and water, just like a bunch of like clear liquidy that just, just floaty things just floating around the water. Right. And as soon as I get out of the water, I kid you not, it was like a million needles stabbing on from both of my knees down and instantly both of my legs got completely red.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (23:33.455)
Curse.
of plastic bags.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (23:52.815)
and I did not know what to do other than what people tell you whip out your dick or have somebody piss on you. And I'm standing around the beach going how am I supposed to do this with all these people around. So what I did is I dug a big asshole I buried my legs and I just sat there in pain for probably like 35 minutes because I could not piss on my own legs. If that even fixes it. I don't know somebody fact check me on that piss really does work.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (23:56.281)
Damn.
Piss on you, yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (24:20.195)
I don't think that I don't first of all, I don't think it fixes it. I don't think I think it makes it worse. But what do you like? You didn't call for help or like you just fucking it. You probably could have died. That's crazy.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (24:30.132)
No, I didn't know what to do.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (24:35.724)
I didn't know what to do. I didn't want to eat like instantly my legs like again, it was like somebody like slashed me with a bunch of like whips. You know, I had all these red markings all across my legs and I literally dug a big asshole and because when I dug that hole, the sand was really cold deeper down. So the cooling sensation helped my legs, but I just sat there with both of my legs in the fucking sand for like 30 minutes. Just sitting there in pain. Yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (24:45.807)
thing.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (24:51.823)
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (25:02.329)
Damn.
And then what'd do? You sat there for 30 minutes and then what?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (25:06.354)
So I mean, well, no. So what I did is I dug my feet back out and my legs back out and then went up the beach and started spending the rest of the day at the beach. So it wasn't like life threatening, but I realized that jellyfish are kind of a fucking scary thing. If you're a beach goer like myself and you find yourself surrounded by jellyfish, it's not the sharks you got to worry about. I mean, that kind of sketchy too, but the jellyfish man, the jellyfish I found out was a new fear of mine.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (25:23.247)
Yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (25:35.183)
Damn, that's an incredible story. And Josh was here to tell the tale. Scary, scary. that's, you know, just don't go outside. What did I tell you guys? Previous episodes. Just sit on your couch, put a fan in your face, you know, sprinkle some salt on you if you want, if you want that little salt mist, right? And just watch it on YouTube. You know, simple, easy.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (25:36.652)
Yeah. It's kind of a new fear and luck. Yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (25:57.359)
Yeah, because you don't go in the water, right Sean? When you go to the beach, not, you don't go and wait in the waves and... Oh, you don't know how to swim?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (26:00.717)
hell no. I don't know how to swim. So it's not that I'm scared of the ocean. Yeah, I just don't know how to swim. Like, I mean, I could probably swim to save my life, but I'm not like an avid swimmer. I mean, this body's not meant for swimming. This body's meant for for eating. So, yeah, there's that.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (26:16.044)
I mean I guess being tall you kind of have an advantage. know like anything over like if you go in like a six foot pool you know your nose is still going to stick out even if you're touching the bottom like so you'd probably still survive. You know so maybe swimming isn't a survival thing you actually need you know for somebody like you you'll just yeah. If you're like four foot you need to know how to swim because there's puddles deeper than you. You know so you're just fucking. The shorter you are.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (26:29.359)
Yeah.
Good point.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (26:41.807)
Listen, if you can't reach the top of the cabinets, you need to learn how to
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (26:48.582)
Yeah, just a permanent life vest don't even go near your sink fucking drowned in that thing if you're around five foot
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (26:57.615)
I'm surprised that drowning isn't one of your fears, as you being an avid beach goer, you know? I feel like a lot of people who go to the beach have a fear of drowning.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (27:06.552)
No, I was comfortable in the water, man. I feel like a fish when I get in water. I don't swim very well, but there's something about me in the water that just we become one. You know, we absorb each other. You know, I am a sponge. Suck me up. You know, just.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (27:17.119)
Okay, alright, well, there's the hat. I am a sponge, suck me up. That's gonna be a fun one to read in the transcript. shit, alright buddy, you ready to move on to the next one?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (27:26.894)
You
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (27:31.234)
Yeah.
go yeah let's get it let's get after man purple ready purple Sean
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (27:38.031)
purple Joshua May 27th is also National Grape Day right National Grape Day and National Grape Popsicle day my dude, so I kind of wanted to talk about the Color purple for a second here when it comes to food alright Just off the top of your head buddy. Can you name?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (27:46.712)
Hmm
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (27:52.27)
Okay.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (28:06.191)
I'm going to say two things that are purple because one should be a given and the second one is probably going to make you have to think about it. So can you name two things that are purple that you can eat?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (28:16.022)
I mean, all I have to do is look at my emoji history and an eggplant is right. It's like the first one. so eggplant eggplant right off the top. yeah. So eggplant's a pretty simple one, I guess. And then, I mean, there are purple grapes, so
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (28:22.961)
Cool. Yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (28:27.279)
Okay, I'm glad you got eggplant. Yeah. Yeah, that was gonna be my other one. Yeah, the second one would be grapes is most common, right? But Joshua, other than those two things, can you think of anything else purple that you can eat? really? Okay, I'm surprised. I didn't think you had a repertoire of purple food items in your mind. So what do you got? What?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (28:40.526)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (28:52.736)
Mm. Mm?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (28:55.999)
What can you, what else can you name on this one?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (28:57.836)
Well, because I am somebody who may not look healthy, I eat things that are semi good for you because I'm into semis also. So there are purple potatoes.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (29:10.519)
Okay, you actually got the potatoes. all right. I'm surprised. I'm surprised. Credit where credit is due.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (29:14.35)
Okay. There's also, I mean, there's purple carrots.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (29:20.825)
Yeah, you're very right. Yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (29:23.864)
purple carrots, you know, I'm pretty healthy. I've even seen purple eggs from chickens.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (29:30.367)
Interesting. Joshua, you have stumped my plans on this one. You knew more purple things than I did. I will tell you that. So I got to move on to plan B now, knowing that you know more purple things. Now I got to ask you the follow up questions. What would be your most favorite purple food?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (29:51.17)
Hmm, I would probably go with fig
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (29:55.545)
Figs, look at him, he named another one, another purple item. Joshua, I know you're sleep deprived, but I'm so proud of you right now. I can come out of this screen and I can just give you a big old kiss on the lips right now, buddy. That's awesome. Yes, figs. Yeah, figs are in the top up there. I'll go ahead and just kind of list some other stuff off, Joshua, because it kind of intrigued me, because I was curious to know what other things were purple, and I was having a hard time thinking about that. But grape soda, right? That's up on the list.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (30:03.896)
I mean.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (30:08.334)
I miss the beginning, you know.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (30:24.921)
grape soda, always good. Obviously grape jelly, right? Anything having to do with grape stuff, right? Grape jelly. Some of the other ones that surprised me, Joshua, have you ever had Kool-Aid grape flavor?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (30:38.444)
Yeah, see, okay, here go. Can I just pause? Can I pause this right here real quick? You have named three things I feel that are, I have, I feel like they're filled with fake dyes. I named off all natural purples.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (30:39.983)
Yeah, of course, of course.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (30:51.811)
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I didn't I had no preference on what food was purple. Yeah, I was just giving you things that I thought of and discovered later. Yeah, I mean, come on nature. Fine. Cool. You can make purple stuff. You can make red stuff too in nature. That's awesome. Whoo. Way to go. I want my shit scientifically made purple. All right. Genetically enhanced. All right, that's what I'm saying.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (30:58.615)
okay. Okay.
Okay.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (31:08.366)
You
Okay, okay. All right.
genetically enhanced.
Okay.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (31:21.551)
That's what I'm saying. So yes, yams, your potatoes, your fucking carrots, cool beans, cool beans. But Joshua, come on, man. Have you ever had a grape flavored Laffy Taffy?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (31:25.814)
Okay, sorry.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (31:32.942)
No, I have not. I have not.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (31:35.085)
Yeah, neither have I. Neither have I. But these things exist. And I'm just going to stay like, I you brought it up real quick. artificial grape flavor. Are you a fan of the artificial grape flavor taste?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (31:48.399)
Let me I mean, you know anything artificial sometimes leaves an aftertaste but I can't specifically remember great the great flavor itself Bothered me or it was the fact that it's just churned every part of it that it touched purple my tongue my lips occasionally my nipples, I mean Something you got to deal with when you deal with that fake die number nine, whatever they call that shit so
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (31:55.055)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (32:06.031)
you
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (32:12.911)
man. Yeah, I getcha. I getcha.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (32:17.068)
I mean it stains, it gets all over the place. Lipstick.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (32:20.239)
I think the only the only good flavor of grape is probably in soda form. I think that for me personally, grape flavored soda is passable along with like grape jelly. Right. It's not my favorite, but it's it's passable. You know. Yeah, exactly. Works in a pinch. You know, it's passable. But that's what the other one I kind of found out was is it Ube?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (32:39.392)
It works in a pinch.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (32:50.735)
Another type of I think it's like a sweet potato. It's in the sweet potato family, but that's used in a lot of like Asian inspired dishes, which is interesting never had it but apparently it's really good. So that's also purple. So there you go. There's your one natural one Joshua. You're welcome
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (32:55.662)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (33:09.014)
Wait, can I ask do you have a perp? you own a purple shirt? I know it's not food related, but do have a purple shirt?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (33:12.495)
Do I own a purple No, I don't. I do not own a purple shirt. No, nor have I ever owned. No, that's not true. I have owned a purple shirt. It was for a it was a Disneyland t shirt for fuck. I think it was some type of event, some type of festival, but that was the only purple shirt I've ever owned. And I don't know where that shirt is. So yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (33:31.148)
I just had to ask. I'm curious because I don't think a lot of people wear purple like when I'm walking down the street when I'm hanging out you know at the doctor's office you know just casually I don't see people really wear purple.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (33:42.287)
you
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (33:48.431)
I purple is kind of a hard color to pull off for a lot of people. Like it's a deep tone, you know, and sometimes you can get like the super light purple and stuff. I think I see more light purples than I do anything. But yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm just not, I'm not a big purple guy, I guess. I'm not a big purple dinosaur, not a big purple people eater. So there's that.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (34:01.783)
Yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (34:10.222)
I'm glad I surprised you though, cause you know, sleep deprivation does, like I said, either unlocks something within me or just puts me under. I think we, yeah, we put one on the board.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (34:12.589)
Yeah, threw me out. You threw me off on that one. hats off to you, buddy. Hats off. Congratulations knowing more purple food than me. So for those of you who want to celebrate this purple day with grapes or maybe a grape popsicle, feel free. You know, you have my permission. You're welcome. Go for it. Have a little cheat day on me on us.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (34:39.15)
So this where we jam out. This is where we rock out. This is where we blow the subwoofers. Get everybody excited.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (34:43.887)
Excuse me. Yeah, that brings me up to my point now with the AI song. Head on over to Sorry for the Light dot live slash AI radio. Just had a brain fart for a second. We can listen to this next AI song in its entirety. But Joshua, with that being said, I'm going to go ahead and share my screen with you guys and the people watching. If you're listening, just keep on listening. You know how this goes by now. And if not, hey, welcome. I'm about to play you a song that was created by AI.
If you enjoy it, don't feel guilty. This podcast is pro-AI. We love it. And we can have a whole argument about how it's taking away from creators and stuff like that. You can write it in the comments. Let me know. I don't care. Go for it.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (35:27.246)
I don't care. It's supposed to be fun everybody. You're, mean the same people who complain are the same people using it to write their fucking, their resumes for new jobs. So fuck off if you think you're any better by writing a resume and we're writing songs with it. So let's just have fun.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (35:38.669)
resumes, their essays, yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (35:43.881)
Mm-hmm. Have fun. Enjoy the next one. Joshua, this song is called Grape Soda Soul and cheers. Here you go.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (35:50.936)
Cheers.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (37:45.465)
Alright, Joshua, there you go. There's your AI song for the week. How'd feel about that one, my dude?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (37:52.751)
That one, man, it's hard to, when you start competing with the songs that we put out there, that one's gotta go be one of the top ones. Yeah, I think so. like the vibe, man. I'm good, I like these smooth kind of rhythms. I like the ones that you just feel like you can roll down the window. You don't have to roll the window up, because you're like, fuck, dude, somebody's gonna probably get weird if I play this a little too loud. That's just one of those, you look over, and even the car next to you is just moving their head like, yeah, all right.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (37:57.763)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (38:02.007)
Really? That's a top one for you. Okay. Okay, yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (38:12.633)
Yeah, dude.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (38:22.806)
You know, maybe we section, you know, exchange numbers, you know, share each other's QR codes, you know, whatever we need to do to get to know each other a little better, you know.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (38:27.375)
Whoa, whoa.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (38:33.379)
Yeah, I really like that one. I thought that was great. mean, I really like all of the ones that I put on here with you. But that one in particular, that had a you're right, had a good rhythm. You know, it's one of those like low rider just like it's like almost dusk, you know, and you're just driving like Main Street, just windows down and outside the window, you know, just fucking yeah, dude. Yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (38:52.206)
mean I don't smoke no more but I might light one up to that you know? Just you know? Why not?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (38:59.993)
So you'll start for a little later on live slash a radio come out and check that song in its entirety. And if you hate it, maybe next week will be the one for you. Who knows? We'll see. But Joshua, let's move on. Mind control. What do you got for me? You control my mind right now. You make me touch myself. What are you doing?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (39:14.326)
Hmm. Mind control, Sean. No, no. Mind control. Mind control. So when I, when you think about mind control, do you, I guess the easiest way to start this is are you, if you're listening to this, do you believe in mind control? Do you, do you think you can be influenced in any way that like would just change your, you know, just alter your, way of thinking on something? Do you think somebody could control your mind?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (39:34.595)
Yes. Yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (39:44.27)
I kind of think so too. I think mind control is a real thing.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (39:44.493)
Yeah. yeah, for sure. I mean, you see it a lot with marketing and like stores, right? You see it a lot in like stores, like grocery stores, department stores, things like that, who really focus on drawing people's attention, like subconsciously, right? And I think that is a form of mind control where it's like a subconscious effort to control your mind.
rather than it being like someone physically like controlling your mind, right? Like if I put my little hands out in Joshua's little eyes right now and I try to squeeze his little head, you know, like I can't control his mind, you know, but I think that's, that's a form of it. So yeah, I think I can get controlled.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (40:29.998)
I always have this weird kind of thing when you're talking about the mind and how we can be influenced. Have you ever watched a commercial, like just to say McDonald's, right? Cause it's in all of our minds. We see the golden arch, we get diarrhea, but, you, hey, hey, sometimes, sometimes you just got to push out a chicken nugget. Okay. That's a thing.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (40:38.831)
Hmm? Hmm?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (40:45.263)
Excuse you? Some of you get diarrhea, I don't. Alright, I don't.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (40:57.07)
happens. So, Hey, it's got, you gotta push out a nugget. It happens, you know, add a little barbecue sauce, makes it a little less rough, loosens things up a little bit, a little tip there. Um, but no, have you ever been watching like a McDonald's commercial and all of a sudden, like the burger comes on and they do that fake smoke. That's, know, that's probably toxic and shit. And then all of a sudden your receptors go off and you get, internally get a whiff of what you remember.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (40:57.891)
I don't want that image in my head.
You
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (41:18.543)
Oh yeah, yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (41:26.828)
the burger or fries smelling like. you ever come across an image that you literally were able to smell what they put on the screen?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (41:30.115)
Yeah.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (41:34.489)
Dude, I get that a lot from like soda commercials, mostly like not so much with food, but like when you see like a Coke commercial and they crack open that can and they pour it into that giant cup of ice like that is like, shit, that's pretty hard right there, you know? That's what does it for me. But you brought up something real quick, just side tangent.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (41:45.08)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (41:59.843)
food commercials in general. Have you ever seen how a food commercial is actually like shot and filmed? Like there's they use they don't use the real food. So any of you out there thinking that's real food, it's not. But it's crazy. Spend some time, go to YouTube, look up how food commercials are made. You'll you'll be fucking surprised. There's like glue, hairspray. There's a whole bunch of shit and that goes into those commercials. Yeah, corn syrup. It's Oil. I've seen them use motor oil. It's crazy. It's crazy. But anyway, sorry, side tangent.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (42:05.003)
I have.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (42:08.43)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (42:19.16)
Corn syrup. think that I think they use.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (42:27.214)
No, no, it's true. mean, they're even used like buttons as sesame seeds. You know, it's like, you know, it's like not even a real food. But they do do a good job on that. But it's just it's kind of mind boggling how we're so susceptible to things that we see and that kind of gets into like all of our senses, the way we hear it, the way we smell it. It's just visually how it's kind of all that way. Do you think mind control is more
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (42:31.191)
Yeah, yeah. It's an art form. It's fucking crazy.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (42:57.614)
prevalent now than it ever has been like as far as advertisement and and and do think it's
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (43:01.453)
I think so. Yeah. And I think it's because I think it's because of things like this or phones, you know, our phones are the ultimate gateway to advertisers, you know, like it's right here in the palm of everybody's hand and it's so accessible. Right. And so I think having that accessibility is what's driving more influence into
Purchases into food into advertising like that into the modern-day mind control if you will So yeah, I think it is more prevalent and I think it's because of our devices
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (43:40.652)
So where do you think this goes? Mind control. Like where, what?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (43:43.755)
I think it goes to people buying a shirt from Sorry for the Late Out Live. That's where I think you should go right now, Sorry for the Late Out Live, and buy a shirt. Well, I mean, you can't right now, but you will eventually.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (43:46.894)
Remember three times you got to say it three times
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (44:00.527)
But you yeah, that's awesome
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (44:02.527)
Honestly, Joshua, I don't I don't know, dude, like, I want to say that we we are walking a slippery line, but I think we've already crossed the line like a lot of like a lot of things in life, you know. I think at this point, the only way that you can go is. Just going to be like neural transplants right into the eyes, you know, like advertisers being able to advertise literally in your lenses. So I think that might be.
that might be the next step. Or, you know, we just unplug like the matrix, you know, we jump out of this system, you know, and stop being controlled.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (44:41.826)
You know, I just had a, I was having a conversation with a friend and I was telling him, why didn't Neo just, if you're of the best of both worlds, why didn't he pop both the pills?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (44:52.303)
What do you think would have happened? His body just wouldn't be able to function. It just like splits dimensions and just rips him apart.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (44:53.996)
I that's what I'm saying.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (45:00.438)
I mean, yeah, you smash both those pills together and just, yeah, and just go for it. Like, what happens then? It's a whole nother matrix, right? I was curious.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (45:10.337)
That's true. But I don't know, do you think is going to happen now, Josh? Well, now that mind control is prevalent through our devices.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (45:16.846)
I'm you know, honestly like I I think magicians are like out of a job, you know because like I No idea like because isn't being a magician Kind of like a little bit of a slight of hand a little bit of mind control like what that what what you see what the hand does like it's just kind of that whole It's it's like a magic trick when it comes to mind control. So it's like if you're susceptible
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (45:26.575)
Okay, all right, where you going?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (45:43.107)
Yeah. Yeah. I guess, yeah. Good point, good point.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (45:46.671)
to like magic and that kind of thing. I think you're kind of in trouble, but if you can see through the smoke and mirrors, which mind control can kind of be, think you're going to be all right. I think what's in your feed is what you become. So if you want to become controlled by the mind, just let it happen. Just go with the flow, man. If it doesn't hurt, just put it in is all I got to say. Just, you know.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (45:59.713)
Okay.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (46:09.359)
Jesus Christ. All right. Well, you know, you brought up magicians. Joshua, do you think I know I know you've seen this because we've been to this. We've been to the fair together. But do you think those magicians who bring those people up on stage and then hypnotize them right so they fall asleep and stuff like that that kind of mind control? Do you think that's real or do you think that's staged?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (46:35.79)
I honestly think it's staged and it'd be fun to follow one of those fuckers around that goes up on stage and let somebody piss on them and like find out what they're really into when they leave. I want to know where they live, where they found these people. I'm just like, how are you okay with this? Who gave you the crystal meth to fucking be accepting this shit? Like I just want to follow one of these people home with it. Like not in a stalker kind of way, just accidentally.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (46:43.649)
You
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (46:55.759)
you
Yeah.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (47:02.434)
turn the same way they do and maybe I have a cousin that lives close to them and I got lost and happened to end up in their driveway too just like accidentally follow them or some shit. Like who are these people? like we live in a town that everybody kind of knows each other and I've never seen any of these fuckers that go up on stage before so you know they're from like it's kind of it's kind of they can't be from here.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (47:13.393)
god. my god.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (47:24.015)
Yeah, they're probably all from like a company or something like that. I guess that makes sense. Makes sense. Yeah, it's got to be gotta be actors. I feel it. I don't know. Let us know. Have you ever been hypnotized before at one of those fair magicians?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (47:27.576)
gotta be their actors, right?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (47:38.03)
I think, you know, it would be fun if we went. Maybe we do that on one of these, sorry for the layup episodes. We go to one of those and we sign up. And we don't do anything they want us to do.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (47:41.709)
and asks to get hit.
Okay, I mean, yeah.
Yeah, we just rebel. would be, it would be crazy if it actually ended up being that we did get hypnotized though. Like that would be something else. That'd be fun.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (47:58.903)
Yeah, but one of those I can already know who's gonna be doing it. It's probably gonna be me The most susceptible one. They're not gonna bring the big guy up on stage. I mean you're too much of a distraction They're not gonna bring you up Yeah Yeah, they're not getting through that shell you like a rhino fucking not getting through that shit I'm like a piece of jello. Just fucking get like a little poke me with a q-tip
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (48:03.361)
yeah, yeah for sure. There's too much here to hypnotize, you know, I got too much of an aura.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (48:25.134)
Get right in.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (48:26.255)
Oh my God. All right, buddy. Let's move on. This last one. am so curious to know sperm racing. What, what is going on? No, no, no.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (48:34.324)
Sperm racing you haven't seen this has anybody heard about this Nobody's heard about this We have 50 subs 53 subscribers now and I want to know if any of those 53 subscribers have heard of sperm races because this popped up on my feed
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (48:49.231)
Joshua the 53 people have not they're they're not getting this far into the episode I'll tell you that right now
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (48:54.178)
Fuck. Okay. Well, eventually, eventually when we have 1.4 million subscribers, somebody's going to look at this and go, you know what? They actually use my dick in that race and I'm suing them now.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (49:07.343)
Okay.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (49:08.398)
But this popped up in my feed. I forget the school and I don't want to, you know... It's a school. was like, again, I don't want to throw school. Yeah, like an Ivy League school.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (49:14.775)
Wait, it's a school that's doing this? Like a college? College school? Okay. All right. Of adults. Okay, got it. Okay, understood. Yes.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (49:26.08)
of adults. Yeah, this isn't on the side of the road and people are jerking off in cups and which see which one runs faster. They're like down the wall. They're actually putting them under a microscope, jerking off, giving these things something to chase and they're squiggling up and down these little tunnels and, and, and, legitimately there are sperm races happening right now. And some of your houses actually,
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (49:33.079)
You
underneath the microscope. Okay.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (49:51.215)
Okay? Huh.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (49:54.391)
Some of, some of where you live right now, there's a sperm race happening right now. If you end up with a younger brother or a sister or an accidental cousin, it's happening. But no, on a serious note, yes, this is the fucking thing. People are betting on this shit.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (49:57.335)
You
my God. So I got to ask the question then, Joshua. Okay. Do you think if you were to partake in this, that your sperm would win? that a no, not shooting blanks there,
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (50:15.638)
No, I don't think mine would. I don't.
No, I mean not my sperm. mean, I I'm the only one that had to win. I made it. I mean shit
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (50:29.514)
Yeah, like I don't know most of my go down the drain buddy I mean they're in probably the ocean by now on the jellyfish are eating them up right now
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (50:30.794)
fuck.
Yeah, good point. in the big Petri dish in the sky, you know?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (50:42.798)
They're slipping around the freaking jelly tentacles right now.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (50:45.945)
Well, that's fucking crazy to me, though. Sperm racing. It's just one of those things. I'll check off the bucket list of things I never expected expected to talk about on this episode or podcast sperm racing.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (50:47.936)
Yeah, it's a...
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (50:56.45)
I mean, it popped up on my feed, so it's gotta be real, right? Everything you see on the internet's real. That's always a thing.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (51:00.695)
Yeah, yeah it is. is. That's what I believe in. You know, big America. Love it.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (51:05.838)
So there you go sperm races, but we'll go figure go check it out I'm pretty sure it's a real thing unless somebody was trolling my feed and
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (51:11.055)
weird. Don't don't go check that out. Please for the love of God. Don't know. Listen Joshua has a real fucked up feed. Okay. He's getting sperm races and goth babes like it's it's a whole mixed bag up in there. So there's that. Joshua let's start landing this chaotic plane here. Let's do some fun finds. Let's do some fortunes and lucky numbers.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (51:21.998)
You
you
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (51:31.852)
Yeah, buddy. All right. Mm hmm. It's always fun.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (51:40.259)
Then we'll send the people off with your cute little monologue more than likely talking about sperm racing. So.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (51:45.197)
God, know, I know. Yeah, we'll see what happens there. So my initial plan was to talk about the antique show that I went to over the weekend, because I picked up some antiques and I was going to show them off, but you're going to have to stick around and come back for next week's episode to see what antiques Joshua found. And if you think I'm the antique that was found, don't be an asshole. mean, I know I'm old.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (51:55.501)
Hmm
Okay. But... Okay. Alright, I'm kind of excited for that.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (52:14.926)
but I found a real ante when I went to the show. So, but I.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (52:18.511)
Okay, Joshua before before I forget I just want to throw something out real quick Can you put on your list for next week when we talk about antiques and we put haunted antiques? As one of the topics that we can talk about for next week, please so I don't forget that. Thank you. Yeah Sorry, you continue?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (52:29.75)
Yeah, haunted antiques. could do that. That's a thing. Yeah, we're getting close. I Halloween's coming up fast. Yeah. All right. So to finish off my fusion Funko collection, you know, I said I might collect them all, but I don't know if I got the budget for that. This is a very, I don't want to say low budget show, but we do. We are mindful of the budget. You know, I spent way too much on the lights in the background.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (52:54.127)
There's budget. There's lights that you don't even see that Joshua has that I don't think have any purpose, but they're there.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (52:58.189)
You
Yeah, they don't. They don't. Yeah, they're somewhere. Eventually they will get used. I have plans. So to finish off my Funko Fusion collection, I got another Funko exclusive. This is Eddie Funko. Check this guy out.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (53:19.351)
Eddie Funko. Whoa! Look at that! That is really freaking cool my dude. Another Funko exclusive. Yeah, that's a beautiful Eddie Funko. That's awesome. It's wonderful.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (53:32.238)
Yeah, this thing's actually pretty sick. Yeah, so there's a lot in this collection. I think I showed it off last week, but I don't think I'm actually going to collect all those because no, there's a lot going on here and.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (53:38.031)
Yeah.
Yeah, you're not gonna collect the set on that one. There's like... Joshua flipped that over and there's a literally like 12 of them. So I don't think, yeah, I think he's gonna collect all of them either.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (53:50.253)
Yeah. And I collect the fun-cos for the fun of it, not so much the value of it. And if you had to guess, do you think I made money on this one?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (54:02.671)
Well, last week you didn't make money. So I'm going to say this is probably the same thing. You probably didn't make anything off of this one, right? Yeah, that's what I figured. Yeah, those ones are kind of hard because I don't think a lot of people like the fusion collection of Funko. Like, sometimes you'll get some really cool. The Freddy Funkos that are like super cool to look at. Like, I think that fusion one, both your fusions are really cool, but I don't think they appeal to the mass market.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (54:07.896)
John, you're right. I didn't make any money.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (54:29.901)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (54:32.525)
So that's probably why you're not seeing any value there. So it'll just be a value for us, you know, it's always nice.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (54:32.876)
true. Yeah.
Mm-hmm somewhere in the background. We'll show back up Yeah, what about you what you got you got any little fun finds you got you got your little spinny wheel what do you got we've got
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (54:40.417)
Yeah, there you go buddy. Very cool though. I'm happy. Yeah, I'm doing some more, I'm doing some more Biddy Pops, Joshua, in celebration of Disneyland's 70th anniversary. These are some more Pixar characters. I kind of fixed it. It's a little less blurry now. But Joshua, these are some of my other favorite little Biddy Pops. You have Carl from Up, you have Russell from Up, you have Sully, and then you have Mike Luzowski.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (55:10.606)
Hmm. I love up man. I love up. The first 15 minutes up though man, like I almost cry like every time.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (55:11.567)
from Monsters Inc. Yeah. Yeah, there you go. That's it.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (55:20.533)
Every single time I just recently watched up Yesterday night or the night before Not a good not a good movie to fall asleep to because it is terribly sad It is terribly sad, but once you get past that point, it's a good one Yeah, it's it's such a great movie dude, it's such a great movie and also can I talk about Wally real quick? I recently watched Wally last week again again one of my favorite movies, but Wally is
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (55:30.67)
I know right? It's like how am I gonna wake up?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (55:38.68)
Get on.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (55:50.215)
so slept on as like the Disney community. It's just a great movie. It's artistically beautiful. With the minimal amount of dialogue that movie has, it's insane that they put that all together. It's wonderful. It's like a storybook in a movie form. It's beautiful. Anyways, that's it.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (56:09.486)
I I agree. Wally's good. I've seen it maybe like two or three times. So yeah, probably gonna watch it again.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (56:14.191)
Is that more or less than Ghostbusters?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (56:19.47)
Oh gosh, I've seen Ghostbusters a million times. I love Ghostbusters. Jesus. Hey, Rockin' with your Crockin', baby. Yeah, yeah, that was a good one. All right, do we get dirty? I think this is a dirty, dirty cookie. I think we're under, like, this is a dirty cookie episode. Yeah, so got a couple more. These cookies right here, these are the Dirty Dozen Cookies. Have fun little fortunes in it. If you...
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (56:22.127)
Rocking what you're crocking who knows All right, buddy, let's move on here. What do you got? Let's get dirty
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (56:47.584)
made it this far you kind of probably seen this before and just fun little fortunes we do at the end of this maybe they make you laugh maybe make you cry maybe they make you feel like you just got an STD but
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (56:58.051)
maybe we'll actually get a fortune in this cookie.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (57:00.694)
that's right. Last week we didn't even get a fortune. was fucked up. All right. Let's see. Okay. This one does have a fortune, Sean. We did. Yeah, this one does. Now we attempt to read the fortune as I usually do.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (57:03.567)
Mm-hmm.
thank god. We're good.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (57:12.879)
I'm excited.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (57:16.568)
Alright, Sean, here we go for your fortune. Today's fortune for May 27th, our 87th episode, believe it or not. Got some lucky sevens in there. Here you go for your fortune. Due to the road... God, god damn it.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (57:22.479)
you
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (57:32.631)
Oof. Joshua, how about you try to read that fortune one more time?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (57:39.486)
No, it has it has to do with the word that I don't know how to spell and I never read. So here we go. There you go. And nor do I do. All right, here we go. One more time. Due to the rationing at your local grocery store, a bag boy convinces you to give up your flower.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (58:02.83)
It's kind of good, right? It's kind of good?
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (58:03.115)
I it. I get that one. understand that one. That's kind of funny. It's good. I enjoyed that one. Put that in the good pile. Nice. man. I would give you my flower, Joshua. My brown flower. I don't know. I am incapable of looking at it directly. So you'll have to let me know. So thank you.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (58:07.032)
Yeah. There you go.
There you go. Somebody gave up their flower. Ladies and gentlemen.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (58:18.774)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh,
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (58:28.502)
I gotta move for that, don't worry.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (58:31.983)
All right, buddy, let me give the people their lucky numbers for the week. Feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. And if you win anything, let us know. That'd be really cool. But their lucky numbers this week, our lucky numbers this week are 8, 19, 21, 27, 30, 35, and 49. Once again, your lucky numbers for the week are 8, 19, 21, 27, 30, 35, and 49. So there you go, buddy. Hopefully somebody wins something.
in these 87 episodes we've put out maybe one day. Yeah. But Joshua, with that being said, let's go ahead and land this plane, buddy. Give the people your end of the week monologue, end of the day monologue. How did just you do you buddy? Go for it.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (59:04.462)
This is great.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (59:11.438)
Alright.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (59:19.438)
I feel like we build this up every single time and then I'm like the Titanic. I just crash and everybody dies. Just gets worse But as always Sorry, was that too dark? I mean the Titanic that happened such a long time ago Nobody's got to have relatives from that alive anymore. So fuck man Sorry if you do for like 200 years old by now, but anyways
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (59:43.919)
you
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (59:45.686)
As always, thank you for watching, thank you for listening, go check out the website. Both of us are really proud of it. We're proud of the music, we're proud of the merch, and appreciate all you guys and Sean. That's all I got to say this episode. Can't wait till next week.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (01:00:02.275)
Wow, very short and sweet. I'm surprised. But like Joshua said over there, just over there somewhere. Thank you guys for watching. Thank you for listening. We do really appreciate it. Next week, episode 88, we will announce the merchandise drop date so you can get one of these badass shirts. I support us a little bit. Be nice. And then Joshua, we're preparing after that. After that announcement, we were preparing for our hundredth episode and
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (01:00:21.121)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (01:00:30.753)
We have some ideas and hopefully our ideas can make it out into an episode instead of just being ideas But with that being said buddy, I just have one last thing for you. Like I've been doing for the past few weeks here. I Hope you're ready for this one, buddy what? Joshua what's the most remarkable invention?
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (01:00:42.926)
Okay, that's, that's late on me, man.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (01:00:53.934)
Time.
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (01:00:57.679)
the dry erase board.
Joshua “Caffeine Cowboy” (01:01:00.078)
Yeah
Sean “Two Drinks Minimum” (01:01:01.185)
Ladies and gentlemen, will see you next week. Deuces.
