Sorry For The Delay | EP.95 | Oddities, Blockbuster & Secrets
Chapters
00:00 Introductions
01:00 Weekend Adventures And Oddities Expo
02:40 Reflections On Egyptian Artifacts
05:03 Drinks Of The Week
09:03 Housekeeping Corner And Summer Collection
10:37 Words for the Algorithm
13:53 Chat With Us: Topics For The Week
15:18 Getting To Know Us: 15 Questions
16:46 Rapid Fire Questions: Getting To Know Joshua
22:28 Sean Takes The Hot Seat: Rapid Fire Questions
30:27 AI Song For The Week: "Peaches"
34:08 Is Prime Day Still Relevant?
36:42 The Evolution Of Marketing Strategies
39:08 Labubu Vs Lafufu
42:50 Nostalgia For Blockbuster And Movie Rentals
47:06 BMX Triple X
49:00 Movie Rentals Conversation Wrap Up
50:02 Gills vs. Wings: A Philosophical Debate
54:16 Closing Thoughts And Weekly Fun Finds
Sound Bites
"Let's bust out some fun finds for the week, my dude."
"Look at little Gizmo with his flaming bow and arrow."
"Oswald the lucky rabbit is the first official Mickey Mouse."
"Buyer beware when you're shopping on eBay."
"Have you ever been to an oddities expo?"
"The oddities expo is one of the coolest things you could possibly go to."
"I had a chance to go to the Egyptian Museum in San Jose."
"I feel like to get the real experience, you've got to go to Egypt."
"The ocean is the most unexplored place on this planet."
"I love Goonies. Hey, you guys!"
"What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done? Probably shaved my head."
"If your life was a genre, what would it be? Mysterious."
"Have you ever had a foreign spork lodged into your anus?"
"Moonglade is the shimmering reflection of moonlight on water."
"This will be the last week you can get the summer collection."
"This is a peach ginger CBD infused drink."
"I think I put way too much whiskey in there."
"We love everybody who's been purchasing the merch and supporting the podcast."
"Do you have any words you want to add to the algorithm?"
"Today happens to fall on World Brain Day."
Transcript
Sean “Crab Vibes” (00:45.742)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for Little A. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And this is episode number 95. Joshua, there we go. I got it right. It's not 85, it's 95. How are you doing this week, my dude?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (01:10.563)
You know, it's funny. think if you heard the last episode, Sean did struggle a little bit with his numbers and speech in general. So maybe this time around, episode 90, 95, Sean will get his words out a little better. And so will I, because things tend to get a little tricky when comes to words on this podcast. But Sean, I'm doing well. I'm coming off a cool weekend. I spent the weekend with my brother and his girlfriend and
Sean “Crab Vibes” (01:16.301)
yeah. yeah. Yeah. That was a tough one.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (01:37.176)
Ooh, nice.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (01:39.959)
I have to ask Sean before we dive too deep into the podcast, have you ever been to an oddities expo?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (01:42.046)
Hmm? Sure. Oh yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (01:47.982)
Have I ever been to an oddities expo? no, but they have one up here relatively often. Like it's like twice a year or some shit.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (01:56.45)
Yeah, yeah. So if you haven't gone, I think it's something that you would appreciate because it's it's super fucking cool. on where you're listening, this could be not in California, but most likely you are. They had the oddities expo in San Jose this year or they brought it to San Jose. And let me tell you, this oddities, oddities expo such a fucking hard word to say.
Is one of the coolest things that you could possibly go to there's a ton of art there There's like a bunch of jewelry if into that they It's it's basically a bunch of artists that come together and create Like an oddity spectacle with a bunch of just random random shit I did buy a bunch of artwork that i'm not prepared to show off spoiler alert not prepared to show off on this podcast on this episode
Sean “Crab Vibes” (02:21.336)
Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (02:49.368)
Yeah, okay. Well, darn.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (02:50.241)
But to come, I'm going to be showing off a bunch of artwork I got at the Audities Expo and it was pretty fucking sick. And not only did we go to the Audities Expo, I had a chance over the weekend to go to the Egyptian Museum in San Jose, California.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (03:10.091)
okay. Very cool.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (03:12.107)
Yeah, so I'm a little indifferent about going to San Jose and seeing Egyptian artwork and Egyptian artifacts and stuff like that. And the reason I'm indifferent is because as I was walking through this museum, it's really cool shit. Anybody who hasn't been there should go there. But as I was going through there, I kind of got this like...
Sean “Crab Vibes” (03:25.634)
you
Joshua “Turtle Time” (03:39.625)
weird feeling like how much of this shit is actually real and how much of this shit is actually stolen.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (03:45.936)
Interesting. Okay. Okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (03:48.664)
So it kind of, was, I was feeling at odds with the whole experience because I kind of felt like if I'm really going to be looking at Egyptian artwork or artifacts or just things from Egypt, I feel like to get the real, just the whole experience, you've got to go to Egypt for this man because everything just kind of seemed a little bit too staged, a little bit too.
Just not just a little I don't want to say disingenuous because I don't want to like take away from all the people that put it you know or you know put all the money together for this museum but it just felt a little kind of like out of place I don't know I don't know so if you have it if you haven't gone I mean I'm guessing not guessing but I suggest that that you check it out at least go once but I don't know man it's it was cool but I just kind of think if you're gonna check out Egyptian
Sean “Crab Vibes” (04:22.733)
Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (04:30.254)
OK.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (04:43.873)
artifacts is probably best done if you can go to Egypt.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (04:48.306)
Because you know, that's how I want to see my Egyptian artifacts is actually in Egypt because you know, why not? You know, I have thousands of dollars to spend on a plane ticket and all that fun shit. Yeah, not happening, buddy. I'll sit in my room and fucking watch it on YouTube.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (04:49.377)
Yeah.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (05:00.259)
It seems kind I don't know. Maybe I'm just being an asshole about the whole thing. I'm usually an asshole on this podcast. So there we go. Let's just keep with the theme. But yeah, buddy, was actually good. mean, other than that, I spent the weekend with my brother. So I'm coming off the weekend feeling super good and his girlfriend, they were great hosts. We stayed the night, had dinner. So I'm feeling really good.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (05:07.63)
Makes sense.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (05:15.843)
Nice.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (05:21.07)
Good. I'm glad buddy, I'm glad. What do you got in your cup this week, my dude? I after this beautiful high that you got on this week, you got anything fucking, got anything good in that cup?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (05:22.115)
Eugh.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (05:29.268)
I right?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (05:32.996)
well last week if you were watching I I had a little CBD in the infused they called tam tam drinks or tam mixers I don't even know what they call these things. So I loved it so much I had to dive right back into it. So I got another one of these tam CBD infused drinks. This is actually a peach ginger CBD infused and again, we don't promote any kind of drugs or
Sean “Crab Vibes” (05:43.726)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (05:57.358)
okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (06:01.859)
Even drinking, even though we do at the beginning of every episode, we do not promote it. But I thought I'd give this another try. This is a peach ginger drink here. For some reason it didn't pop, so hopefully it's not like super dead. And Sean could probably tell you what's in the rest of this Slar for the Delay cup right here. Tell you guys, what do you think's in there?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (06:14.715)
it's been tainted.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (06:23.15)
Oh, let me guess. This is like the 12th hundredth in a row. We're going to go with straight burpees. Mostly Knob Creek. What year is that? 2026, I guess. 2025. I don't know.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (06:37.453)
I have no idea. didn't check the date on the bottle. But yeah, Sean's right. It is a bunch of just whiskey or a couple shots of whiskey mixed in with this drink. And let me tell you, let me just, I guess describe to you how it tastes.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (06:54.168)
Taking a big ol'
Joshua “Turtle Time” (06:57.347)
I think I put way too much whiskey in there because that just tastes like straight whiskey, buddy. Holy shit.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (07:00.59)
I mean, it looked like half your cup was full of just straight whiskey. And I also have to ask, like, does this whiskey never end? Like you've had it for like the last eight weeks. Like it's just endless. You got a tap back there.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (07:05.324)
I think yes.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (07:15.3)
Well, I mean honestly I tend to go to Costco and I buy any kind of beverage so it's a big let's just say it's a big bottle There's a whole lot of there's a whole lot of drinking that bottle right there So yeah, dude. Yes. That's what's going on in my cup over here. What about you Sean? What are you sipping on over there? You're probably sitting on some different naturally
Sean “Crab Vibes” (07:20.897)
Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (07:27.52)
sense.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (07:33.838)
All right, buddy. always, but I'm always drinking ciders, buddy. I've got another cider. I talked about it last week. It's the incline cider. It's the tropics. It's probably one of my all time favorite ciders in general. So just the tropics had this one before. So nothing surprising. It's delicious. I'll go ahead and open it.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (07:57.092)
I almost forgot to open it everybody. You're just gonna set it down without even opening it. It's just like, this is what I got. It's a placeholder. Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (08:00.942)
I was going to set it down without even opening. I was just like, I'm going to look at it. I'm just going to look at it and drink it through osmosis. I'm pouring it into my cup, everybody. Sorry. I'll take a sip for if you really want me to, guess. It's delicious. Hmm. It tastes like the tropics. And how would you describe the tropics? It tastes like guava, pineapple, apple cider, maybe a little bit of like a little bit of a maybe.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (08:13.315)
Yeah, of course. mean, why would you? do you mean? Come on.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (08:31.106)
almost like blackberry notes in there too, which is kind of weird, it's delicious. Again, one of my all time favorite ciders. And for those who want the percentage, this is an 8.4. So about to get fucked up.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (08:43.971)
8.4 I know well Sean's got a pretty big tolerance, so I don't know how fucked up you could really get Might as well be like a 2 % beer for that guy
Sean “Crab Vibes” (08:53.036)
I'm already fucked up right now. God damn. I love this cider, man. I can't say any more good things about this cider. It's fucking delicious. I'm gonna miss it when I come back home. So there's that. be able to get this down there. No, you can't. I bet you can't. I bet you can't. I bet you can't get it there. I want you to go to Bevmo sometime in the next future weeks and try to find this shit. It ain't happening.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (09:05.987)
I mean, you probably can get it here. You probably can get it.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (09:17.483)
All right. Challenge accepted.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (09:20.34)
Challenge accepted speaking of challenges buddy. Hey, let's head on over to the housekeeping corner real quick Just so we can talk about this Joshua you and I have challenges with dates So while you guys are listening While you guys are listening to this This will be the last week that you guys can actually will it be yeah Yeah, maybe hang on. I gotta look at that. See this is this is what I'm talking about dates dates, buddy
Joshua “Turtle Time” (09:32.609)
We have challenges with dates? And words and everything else? I mean, how many fucking challenges we have here?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (09:46.903)
I
Well, I mean, this is July 22nd. Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (09:50.446)
This episode comes out on the 22nd. Yeah, July 22nd. This will be the last week you guys can get the The fucking summer collection Because after next week on July 30th or 31st, excuse me again bad with dates. God damn The summer collection will go away. So July 31st is the last day You can get the summer collection if you're thinking about getting the summer collection
So there you go. This is the last like full week that you'll have to purchase the summer collection. So by the time next week's episode comes out, you'll only have like three days. And so it'll probably be too late by then. So there's that. On top of that, head on over to SorryForLily.live where can check out this episode in its entirety as long as, as well as a transcript for this episode. So you can see everything that Mia is going to cut out because we cannot speak.
And most of the time it's stuff that we just can't fucking work our way through because it just wastes your time and my time. So there's that. Alongside that buddy, hey, we've been doing this thing where we've been putting words out into the algorithm for our website. And I'm going to ask you the question again, like I did last week. Do you have any words that you want to add to that algorithm?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (11:09.067)
Well, believe it or not, Joshua came prepared today, everybody. This is something that I rarely do. I rarely do. And because today happens to fall on World Brain Day, I'm actually going to use my brain on today's episode and come up with a word that I don't think we've ever said before. And that word would be moon glade. Sean, have you ever heard the word moon glade?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (11:37.838)
GLAID. No, I've never heard that word before. What is this word?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (11:41.047)
No, okay, that's good. I'm super happy you've never heard of moonglade because that probably means we've never said it on this podcast. But what moonglade is, it's the shimmering reflection of moonlight on water, often romantic.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (11:58.589)
Interesting. Okay, I feel like you just googled that word because I don't think that's in your repertoire of vocabulary. So, you know, I don't think you read I don't think you read enough smut novels to actually have that word be on the top of your brain here.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (11:58.904)
Moonglade.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (12:06.049)
Hey, maybe, maybe.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (12:12.943)
You know what? Sometimes when you're looking out over the water and you feel a little romantic, just throw out the word moonglade, you know? Just do it. Just do it.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (12:17.016)
Yeah, yeah.
Every time you say it, I just think of the word moon glaze and I'm just like, what? I want to glaze the moon, So weird.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (12:24.963)
you
Joshua “Turtle Time” (12:28.759)
Yeah, I mean, you know, sweet. It's romantic. don't it doesn't sound very romantic, though. Like if you think about the word, it doesn't really kind of like roll off. Maybe in a different language, it sounds like way better. But in English, it does kind of not so romantic. But there you go. That is my word. Do you got a word to add to the sorry for the late dictionary? OK.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (12:36.994)
It doesn't do it for
Sean “Crab Vibes” (12:44.494)
I got two words this week, buddy. I got two words. The first word is foreign. Apparently we've never said the word foreign. So there you go. Yeah, yeah, we've never said the word foreign. And the last word I have for you is spork. We've never said the word spork either. So I guess none of these things have came up in conversations. We've never said, hey, have you ever had a foreign spork lodged into your anus? Here's a sentence for you, you know?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (12:53.453)
Foreign? What?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (13:13.411)
Nice way putting those together I'm sure chats the one that suggested that as well
Sean “Crab Vibes” (13:15.886)
Yeah.
No, this is me Googling on our website. Sorry for the delayed out live and using the search bar feature and you too can use that search bar feature. So head on over to the website and put in whatever words you want and tell us if we missed it. So there is that. And Joshua, I don't think I have anything else for the housekeeping corner other than come by some merch. You can also get this beautiful space cowboy shirt that I'm wearing.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (13:21.737)
Nah, I figured. Yeah, no, I know. Yeah, Chess's not gonna say that.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (13:33.911)
Yeah, think that's a, yeah. Okay.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (13:46.35)
camera this way yeah there is boom BAM so there you go. Doshari you got anything else for housekeeping corner?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (13:53.108)
No, I think we're pretty rock solid on the housekeeping corner. mean, we love the merch. We love everybody who's been purchasing the merch and supporting the podcast. So thank you very much. So keep it up. Check out the songs, too. The last week song was a banger. That was a good one.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (14:02.124)
Yeah, we love you. We love all of you.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (14:06.994)
yeah man, I can't wait for this week's It's gonna be another good one. I'll tell you that right now. there's that. Joshua?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (14:11.895)
Yeah, looking forward to it. Everybody, it's where we go where we go every episode.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (14:17.324)
I think this is where we go to where we go, which is going to go to... This is the chat with us section. For those of you who are first time watchers, long time callers, you know, the chat with this section is basically the topics for the week. And, you know, we will tell you what we're going to talk about. And you can either listen to them or you don't have to, you know, whatever you want to do, man, this is, this is freedom of choice. You have the power of will.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (14:22.812)
go and the button and to the chat with us page.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (14:46.936)
You know, you can do whatever you want. But the first topic that we have this week is get us question mark. The second topic is is prime day dead. Okay. All right. That's a good one. The one after that is video nostalgia. Okay. the last topic for the week is gills or wings. All right. All right. That's going to
Joshua “Turtle Time” (15:00.323)
Mmm, man, okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (15:13.763)
Where are we going? Why not end with something silly? Why not end with something fun? So hang in with us till the end. Hopefully we get to that one because that could be kind of fun. I'm curious. Gills or wings? Here we go.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (15:16.524)
Alright, can't wait for that one.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (15:28.296)
We'll get to it. you these topics, the ones I've so I gave Joshua two topics and he has two topics in here. Let's find out which topics are his and which ones are mine. And I'll spoil this right now. The first topic is mine. So, Joshua, this is this topic is get us. And as we lead further and further into the hundredth episode, I kind of want to establish who we are as people, Joshua, you know, because I don't ever think that we've.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (15:37.635)
Alright. Let's go! Okay.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (15:57.066)
established who we are, you know, like I don't think people really know who the Joshua and Sean are, you know, they just kind of heard our voices and heard us talking about topics and things like that and get our opinions on that. As far as like those things go. So this is going to be another, fire away segment where I give you 15 questions, Joshua, and you have, I mean, I'm not going to time you on this one because I didn't make a timer for this one.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (15:59.555)
Okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (16:21.123)
15.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (16:26.358)
So I'm just gonna say as quickly as you can get them through, buddy, 15 questions. Some of them are easy, some of them are pretty difficult. So I'll just start with that. So are you ready, buddy? Yeah.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (16:35.361)
Wait, wait, before you go, wait, wait, I'm not ready yet, but because you're not going to time me, I'm going to time myself because if there's one thing I was never good at, it was tests or quizzes. And I was always the last one in the fucking room every single time. So I would like to know how fast I actually answer these questions. cause his brain's special. This is very special brain. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. Ready? Go.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (16:41.87)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (16:54.798)
All right.
Yeah, it is. It's a very special brain. All right, buddy. Let's set your timer. Three, two, one, go. What's a fun fact about you that most people don't know?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (17:10.739)
I rode BMX for like 18 years. love extreme sports and I am an adrenaline junkie.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (17:18.124)
Okay, what's your comfort movie or show?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (17:22.115)
Comfort movie or show? geez. Goonies. I love Goonies. Hey, you guys. You know, just like. Got that lazy eye. Yeah. Rocky Road. Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (17:23.822)
you
Sean “Crab Vibes” (17:27.372)
Okay, pretty cool.
Is Megan gonna have to cut that? That's just a quote, right? She doesn't need to cut that. Sorry, let's move on from that. What's something you've always wanted to try but haven't yet?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (17:47.428)
I would say bungee jumping, but I think that's just fucking stupid Maybe skydive with and not tandem like not strapped to another just going solo. It'd be pretty badass
Sean “Crab Vibes” (17:56.64)
Okay? Yeah. Okay. All right. What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (18:04.579)
Oh shit, the most spontaneous thing I'm pretty, you know, I don't like to be calculated, but the most spontaneous thing I've ever done probably shaved my head because I was so fed up with my hair at one point. I just literally just took the and shaved it all the way like bald. And I hate that shape of my head, so it was pretty stupid when I was done. I regretted it. So there you go.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (18:16.238)
Sean “Crab Vibes” (18:20.877)
dog.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (18:27.503)
If your life was a genre, what would it be?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (18:31.296)
Ooh, mysterious.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (18:33.106)
okay, that's a good answer. Shit. All right. What's your go-to guilty pleasure song?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (18:39.831)
go to guilty pleasure. Gosh, sublime, was summertime?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (18:46.134)
Okay, alright. What food could you eat every day without getting tired of?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (18:51.853)
Peanut butter.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (18:53.294)
Alright, what's one thing you absolutely don't understand the hype around?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (19:00.052)
shit, shoes.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (19:01.74)
Okay. What's a trend you secretly love?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (19:05.673)
It's not a secret, but I like fungoes. I mean, it's not a secret, but... Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (19:09.088)
Okay, I mean that's kind of a given. Sure. All right, coffee, tea, or chaos?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (19:15.309)
Hmm can I combine coffee and chaos because I love both of them Coffee chaos that could be ooh, dude. Did we just come up with something there?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (19:18.638)
yeah, of course he can.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (19:23.554)
You got an idea. There's an idea somewhere floating around there. feeling it. What's something you used to believe but don't anymore?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (19:31.773)
The earth is flat. Just kidding. Just kidding. I guess you know, you got a real one that all teachers care in school.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (19:33.612)
You
He still does, everybody still believes that.
that's a good one. That's a good one. Who had the biggest influence on you today? sorry. Who had the biggest influence on who you are today?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (19:48.931)
T-
Joshua “Turtle Time” (19:53.795)
Hmm, part of my dad.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (19:55.714)
Okay, yeah. When do you feel most like yourself?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (20:01.994)
when I'm at the beach.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (20:03.818)
Okay, all right. I have two more Joshua. You're on the home stretch here. What's your weird talent or party trick?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (20:11.873)
weird talent or party trick. That's a good one. I have a weird or trying to think of something that everybody can't do or doesn't do? Weird party trick. I mean, it's not a weird party trick, but I'm pretty good at like beer pong. So if you're, if we're going to a party and you want a good partner, like it's not weird, but it is a talent. So if you don't want to get too fucked up, maybe pick me as a partner because I can shoot some hoops.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (20:37.934)
You
Joshua “Turtle Time” (20:39.075)
So this is when it to that red cup and that little ping pong ball. I can do it. Pick me.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (20:44.302)
All right, buddy, last one. What's something small that instantly makes your day better?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (20:50.915)
Probably a smile or a thank you or an appreciate you or your welcome. Just little things like that I think make my day better.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (20:55.489)
Hmm.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (21:02.03)
Okay, very cool. So there you go everybody. Those are 15 rapid fire questions that will help you get to know who Joshua is. Congratulations, Joshua, you made it. How long did it take you?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (21:12.963)
Okay, so because I'm competitive, mean, I don't know if that okay bonus bonus question bonus to Joshua typically is competitive Not to the point where like I'll cheat to win, but I do I am competitive So that took about four minutes and eight seconds to complete those 15 words or 15 questions
Sean “Crab Vibes” (21:30.947)
minutes and eight seconds okay Joshua would you like to quiz me now
Joshua “Turtle Time” (21:37.825)
Yeah, I don't have a list though. You should have given me a fucking list. did you?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (21:40.462)
I sent you the list in the chat. Go ahead and, yeah, it's in the chat bar right there. Mia, if you need to cut this for time, go ahead while Joshua finds the chat bar.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (21:47.608)
No, no, no, no, no,
Sean “Crab Vibes” (21:51.726)
is Joshua Tech savvy? Let's find out.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (22:00.846)
mean, he's not wrong. He's not wrong, everybody. He can flick the bean and press the buttons.
my lord.
kind of. The first few aren't numbered and then the last ones now are numbered. So, yes. I don't know why I did it that way. Don't judge me.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (22:18.059)
Okay, up until 6, Sean numbered them, so we're just gonna run these off. I-
Joshua “Turtle Time” (22:25.687)
You know, and if I, if you know, reading is not so good, but I guess when I get to the end where there's a question mark, that means that is the end of the question. Go figure. All right. Here we go. Everybody.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (22:34.822)
Wait, wait, do want me to time myself as well? To see if you... All right, you let me know when to start and I'll go ahead and set my timer.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (22:37.685)
I would love to, yeah, definitely, definitely.
Okay, we'll do a countdown. Three, two, one, let's go. All right, Sean, here are your 15 rapid fire questions. Here we go. What's a fun fact about you that most people don't know?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (22:45.134)
All right.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (23:00.462)
I played in a band that had music in a indie motion picture.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (23:05.249)
Okay. What's your comfort movie or show?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (23:09.742)
Cars. Cars is my comfort movie. Yeah.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (23:12.173)
cars. Some of these I'd like to elaborate on it but this is not it we're doing this on time things so I'm like I want us to go back to this. Okay question number three what's something you've always wanted to try but haven't yet?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (23:16.11)
So have a time now.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (23:27.734)
I would probably say scuba diving. I'm just scared of the ocean, scared of the ocean. So it's like, I don't know if I can.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (23:30.851)
scuba diving.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (23:35.041)
That is a good one actually. That'll come up later. Gills or wings. See if you make it that far with us. Here we go, number four. If I'm counting correctly. What's the most spontaneous thing you've ever done?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (23:40.77)
kills our wings.
you
Sean “Crab Vibes” (23:51.07)
Get a tattoo When I was 18 designed a tattoo said can you put this on my body and they were like sure so
Joshua “Turtle Time” (24:00.504)
you design it that's actually pretty sick I like that that's that's awesome alright and number five if your life were a genre what would it be
Sean “Crab Vibes” (24:03.02)
Yeah dude!
Sean “Crab Vibes” (24:12.282)
romantic comedy.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (24:14.327)
Okay. All right. What's your go to guilty pleasure song?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (24:20.494)
there's too many songs in my head. Katy Perry's Firework. Well, I do as a guilty pleasure, you know, that song just bangs, bro.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (24:27.139)
people still listen to her Jesus every number seven because this is where we are what food could you eat every day without getting tired of it
Sean “Crab Vibes” (24:41.272)
Did I ask you this question?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (24:43.331)
Yeah, you did. I said peanut butter.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (24:44.414)
that's right. fuck. Shit, my memory's shot. I would say pizza. Pizza's probably my easiest one. Yeah.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (24:47.875)
Pizza's pretty fucking bomb. Now would that pizza have anchovies and pineapple on it? Okay. All right. Noted. Number eight. What's one thing you absolutely don't understand the hype around?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (24:54.051)
No, no it wouldn't. It would have pineapple, but not anchovies.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (25:07.928)
Sorry, everybody. Cars? I just don't get it. I don't get it. That's going to give me some flack.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (25:10.435)
Mmm.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (25:14.275)
Cars no, I mean that their pieces are to me, but I I could agree with you if I had to circle back to that What's a trend you secretly love?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (25:27.839)
any TikTok dance, any TikTok dance.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (25:31.555)
Alright, perfect. Number 10. Coffee, tea, or chaos.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (25:38.766)
I would definitely say tea, but not like jasmine tea. I'm like all about like the fruit teas, like the passion teas. Like that's what I'm, that's what I'm about.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (25:48.448)
Alright, what's something you used to believe but don't anymore?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (25:55.32)
Santa Claus. I used to really believe that Santa was real, like straight up. But yeah, dreams get crushed.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (25:56.484)
No... Yeah... Yeah...
Joshua “Turtle Time” (26:03.627)
Is that a hint at the trauma episode that we may get to at some point?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (26:05.774)
yeah, episode 96 everybody feel free to tune into that one. I forgot to mention that in the housekeeping. well, continue Joshua. I'm killing my own time here.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (26:10.851)
It's gonna be good one.
No, no, there's there's we're filling in here who had the biggest influence on who you are today
Sean “Crab Vibes” (26:24.719)
I'm right there with you. My dad as well had a big influence on who I am today.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (26:28.461)
That's fair. That is fair. Number 13. We're almost there. Down to the home stretcher. When do you feel most like yourself?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (26:34.03)
you
Sean “Crab Vibes” (26:38.284)
Probably when I'm sitting here with you, buddy.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (26:41.147)
Hmm. That's a good one. I like that. I appreciate that, man. I really do appreciate that. Number what do we have 14 here? Yeah, here we go. What's your weird talent or party trick?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (26:52.366)
I think the only one that I can think of at the top of my head is I can put my ring fingers down without moving my other fingers. It just comes from playing guitar.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (27:01.547)
Okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (27:05.091)
And he's actually doing that on screen. if you want to see what Sean's beautiful fingers look like, get slide on over to the Sorry for the delay website or Jones on YouTube. at that. A little yenis. And number 15. Finally, what everybody's been waiting for, Sean. What's something small that instantly makes your day better?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (27:07.458)
Yeah, sorry. Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (27:13.006)
My little sausages, my little sausages, baby. My little lianas.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (27:31.402)
I would just say like, that's, know, I know, I know, I know. That's very true. Something small that makes my day better. Probably when my favorite, like a favorite song of mine comes out on my Spotify playlist, like, cause I usually have my Spotify playlist on random. So like when I get like a fucking banger that I haven't heard before in a little while as I'm driving home from work, makes my day infinitely better.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (27:32.045)
You already said us. You already said us and me. I mean, you can't double dip.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (27:48.515)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (27:57.38)
I'll stop that timer because I do have a follow up question. Sean listens to a lot of music and we make a lot of AI music on here. How do I mean, are you like what is a song that you've heard lately that you didn't know? Like you'd never heard of the band or can you can you recall any of those? He's a lot of music.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (28:05.87)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (28:18.062)
one that I found recently, I found a female artist, the song, believe the song is called vices. fuck, what is her name? It's like Sarah something. if you give me one second, I have it. That's literally saved them my favorites right now. but she has a song out and it's fucking, it's great. I love it. But.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (28:41.151)
No, it's okay. I want you to what's the gentleman's name he ran into in Washington? Got a quick send a quick shout out. Josiah Flores. Thank you, just for us. Sean, that is a new artist that Sean did discover to.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (28:48.013)
Josiah Flores.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (28:54.178)
Yeah. And also the lady's name is Sarah Beth. Yeah. Song called Vices. It's a great song.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (29:01.635)
Okay, all right. Go check that out if you're on Spotify and you want to tap into Sean's brain or emotions because That's something that tapped into him clearly through the algorithm. So he's been tapped into
Sean “Crab Vibes” (29:08.172)
my emotions.
Well, thank you, Joshua. Thank you everybody for listening and hopefully you guys got to know us a little bit better as we get to episode 100. So Joshua, with that being said, do think you're ready for an AI song? I think we both did a lot of talking and I think we need to cool it down a little bit if you're with me. Yeah, yeah, I am. My AC is off and it is getting toasty up here right now. It is literally.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (29:32.752)
Get little sweaty. Yeah, I'm down. Let's hear it,
Sean “Crab Vibes” (29:41.838)
85 degrees as we record this and my body Feels like it's so Let's go ahead and get an AI song for you guys for those of you who don't know We do these things called AI songs AI tracks And we basically use AI to make beautiful music Most of the time I let AI kind of do its own thing but for this one Joshua I actually wrote the lyrics to it because if you didn't hear us last week
I'm on this musical journey to try and recreate a band that doesn't exist anymore. So with that being said, those of you watching, keep on watching. And for those of you listening, keep on listening. Here's track 45. The song is called Peaches, Joshua. Here we go. Enjoy. I clicked the wrong button. Sorry. Let's do that again. Sorry, everybody. Sorry.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (30:35.203)
No, hey, who doesn't love who doesn't love peaches? I mean
Sean “Crab Vibes” (30:39.438)
Sorry, my bad. I also forgot to mention head over to Sorry For The Live AI Radio and you can hear this song in its entirety. There we go. That's the whole reason why. You're welcome. Peaches.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (33:43.51)
Alright, Joshua, there's your AI song for the week. How did you feel about that one?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (33:49.348)
That's another groovy- that's- I- I- I don't know if groovy is the right word for that, but for me, it feels like a summertime jam. Like another reason to put your windows down and fucking annoy the driver next to you. Or fucking just bring him into your car and just have a party with him. But that was another good song. I like that. I like that. Two awesome bangers along with the other, what, 45, 46, 50 songs now. 44 of the tracks that we broke down for you on the Sarva Delay plays.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (34:02.808)
Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (34:12.686)
44 other tracks that you can listen to. Yeah, Yeah, sorry for the late plays, baby. Yeah, radio. It's beautiful. Beautiful stuff, my dude. Beautiful stuff. Yeah.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (34:18.977)
AI radio, baby.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (34:24.963)
That's another one. That is another one.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (34:28.718)
Alright buddy. Let's move on here. Is Prime Day dead?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (34:32.579)
you
Alright, so before I go into some specifics, I know Sean, if I remember correctly, Sean, you are not a Prime member or are you a-
Sean “Crab Vibes” (34:45.664)
No, am no longer a Prime member, unfortunately.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (34:49.153)
Okay, would you like to, there reason why you're not a Prime member anymore? Would you like to bash on Prime like I bash on Disney? Would you like to? No, Okay.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (34:54.222)
No, no, there's no there's no bashing there's no there's no bashing on here I enjoyed having my prime subscription It's just too expensive like on top of everything else and my mountains and mountains and mountains of pornhub debt I Just can't afford another $25 a month to buy or to have the privilege of buying stuff and Have it shipped to me quicker, you know, so I just can't do it anymore
Joshua “Turtle Time” (35:10.563)
Pornhub.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (35:23.276)
But yeah, prime days. are Are people not buying anymore? Like, what's up? What the fuck?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (35:28.68)
No, I'm just kind of curious because I mean also that did you buy anything on Prime Day? Like did you did you go on Amazon and did you buy anything? Okay So out of touch you are right, okay so I just want to break it down for you a little bit because Sometimes we're kind of just like are these companies?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (35:35.118)
No, no, I didn't even I didn't even know prime days was going on that's how out of the loop I am so
Joshua “Turtle Time” (35:51.364)
You know, they hypen it up or is it a thing or is it not a thing? Like, like is the, are they advertising more than they're generating in revenue? So accordingly, according to the AI or overview in Google, yes, prime day, 2025 was a success for Amazon with the company declaring it their biggest prime day event ever and announcing record breaking sales. Customers saved billions of dollars.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (36:17.495)
Interesting.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (36:20.493)
during the four day event with more deals and items purchased than any other prime day period. So I'm just curious to know if sometimes when you read these things, do you think these these things are true? Do you think these things are actually factual or do you think that this is for stock prices and shareholder value? And because when I look around, let me give you a quick take. When I look around,
Sean “Crab Vibes” (36:27.384)
Okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (36:49.417)
shit's fucking expensive. So I could see why there is record breaking fucking sales happening because everything's fucking more expensive than ever. So there could be something to be said for that. I also have to add I didn't buy shit on Prime Day because some of the prices that I saw were more expensive than they were fucking six months ago. So I'm just like where's the deal? Like is there really a deal? And
Sean “Crab Vibes” (36:58.564)
Yeah
Joshua “Turtle Time” (37:17.239)
I'm kind of just wondering if the deals we're seeing today are actually deals or is Prime Day just becoming like this hype thing that you feel like you kind of just have to be involved in or we just like falling to like impulse clicks.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (37:36.722)
I think it's marketing, 100 % marketing. It's like Black Friday except for the internet. You know, if you really think about it, they kind of got rid of Cyber Monday and kind of made Prime Day like Cyber Mondays. For those of you who don't know what Cyber Mondays was, it would be the Monday after Black Friday, a lot of the tech places would sell stuff for cheap, quote unquote cheap or cheaper, right? Exactly what Prime does now, Prime Days.
You know, so I think it's just a big marketing play. And I think they also inflate those numbers a lot because yes, everything is way more expensive. And so, yeah, you're going to have record breaking profits if you fucking increase the margin that you're selling stuff to people, you know, like that's just how companies operate. There's no like there's no breaks for anybody. You know, just what is the company willing to?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (38:22.563)
Right?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (38:35.576)
lose when they sell you something like that. Like Costco sells you that $4 chicken, which everyone knows doesn't make them money, you know, but people buy them by the boatloads. So, you know, they're still making money, but yeah, definitely the cost outweighs what you're actually paying for it. So it's all marketing. It's all fucking scam.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (38:56.003)
So do you think that Prime Day is something that is just going to continue? Like everybody's always going to be hyped up on a Prime Day? Or is it going to start? They're going to have to rebrand it. Do you think eventually Amazon's going to have to rebrand Prime Day?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (39:05.514)
Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (39:11.714)
Yeah, for sure. I think I think they're they're gonna have to. I wouldn't say they're gonna have to rebrand. I think it's just gonna be one of those things that they're eventually gonna lead up to. And it's gonna be like, it's no longer prime days. It's like fucking buy one, get one days or some shit like that. You know, so it just comes with the marketing. There's a certain point where you kind of plateau and then you got to figure out the next thing. You know, like what's the net like right now? Like the boo boos.
are switching places for lafoufou's, you know, people are, people are wanting the more fucked up la boo boo's because there's a little bit more uniqueness to them. Rather than having a pristine la boo boo. It's like that's, it's the plateau, you know, people want the next thing. So
Joshua “Turtle Time” (39:58.244)
Yeah, I real quick tangent on the boo-boos. I recently went to shop at this it was like a pop-up. It's called pop Mart or something in San Jose and We went there with the intentions of checking out the boo-boos and Apparently at this pop Mart this pop-up thing you can't even buy the little boo-boos You have to pre-order them before you can eat it like you pre-order them and then you go pick them up
Sean “Crab Vibes” (39:59.97)
my take on it.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (40:08.462)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (40:13.009)
yeah.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (40:24.737)
Yeah, so I don't I don't know if the store, you know when it first opened it had the boo-boos and then now because of the hype they just don't carry this so they have them all on display like you can actually get them there, but you can't can't buy them there. They have a bunch of other little knick-knack box shit, you know that you could buy But you ain't getting picking up a little boo-boo with a physical little boo-boo there anymore, which I thought that was kind of fucked up
Sean “Crab Vibes” (40:37.176)
That's really stupid.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (40:48.334)
So I gotta ask the question, you think, I mean, this is like the fifth week in a row that we've talked about Labooboos. Yeah, they do, they do love them. And hey, if yours was haunted, please still let us know. We'd like to know. But do you think at this point, because Labooboos are getting so difficult to get, you think the hype's starting to die down more? Like people are just like, you know, like I'm not gonna get one. And if I see one cool, I'll buy it.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (40:53.015)
That's fine. People love them.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (41:16.088)
but I'm not gonna go out of my way to like do all this fucking jumping through hoops and shit.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (41:20.899)
Okay, well, we can't have this conversation unless I talk directly to a Labooboo. So
Sean “Crab Vibes” (41:30.83)
Okay. Joshua is pulling out his Coca-Cola Labooboo.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (41:32.588)
Listen, listen, listen, listen, the boo boo. Listen, I understand. Hi buddy. I understand the hype. You are worth money apparently. but in this household, there's only one little boo boo and this is him right here. So the boo boo, you're eventually going to go away. This is no longer going to be a hype and I can prove it because these things don't fly. These things don't float.
So, LaBouBou, I love you, you gotta go.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (42:09.793)
You gotta go.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (42:10.222)
Well, that answers the question.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (42:14.285)
Sorry, the boo boo. Yeah. I mean, but I have to say, I that thing's not worth thousands of dollars, so I'm happy throwing it back there. So there you go.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (42:21.62)
Also, it's gonna fucking come over here and scratch your balls. So Yeah, yeah, that's how you do that's how you do it, you know You shit on the laboo boo and then it comes out the next morning rips it hole open in your ball sack and fucking Eat you from the inside out
Joshua “Turtle Time” (42:24.549)
Fuck I disrespected it that could that one could be haunted
Joshua “Turtle Time” (42:38.794)
That's okay. I'll rub my own little boo-boo on it when later on when we get off camera here I'll make it up. Yeah, buddy. There you go
Sean “Crab Vibes” (42:47.246)
Fuck alright buddy. Let's move on to video nostalgia real quick here So we can get your gills or wings cuz I'm very curious on that one I mean or we could just do your gills or wings and we can do the video nostalgia next week. It's up to you
Joshua “Turtle Time” (43:00.195)
You know, I don't even know what the timer says, you we don't even we're not taking time around here Let's just have some fun. Let's just get I mean
Sean “Crab Vibes” (43:04.652)
actually, we can't because next week is episode 96. That's our trauma episode. So we can. So we got to we just got to go through this one. Video nostalgia. Here we go. Let's get it. Joshua, this was my topic for us this week. I pose the question to you. Have you ever been to a blockbuster?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (43:12.641)
Okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (43:23.811)
Hmm. have. I've seen blockbusters turn into 99 cent stores and and all kinds of shit. Yes, I've been in a block. I have. I have. I so love blockbuster. Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (43:33.718)
Okay, that's the first part of that's the first part of the question. The second part of the question is, did you guys ever like did you or your family ever have a blockbuster routine? As in like, did you go to blockbuster every Friday? Did you not go to blockbuster every Friday? Maybe it was a Saturday? Like, what did you have a routine with the fam?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (43:51.844)
We didn't have a routine because we didn't have like lot of money growing up. So getting the movie, getting a new movie that you just couldn't see like you can now, like on Amazon and Hulu and all these fucking Netflix, like all these, these platforms. So when we had a specific movie, like a genre, like something that cool, they came up to like Batman or something came out and that, that like something the whole family liked, then we would go. So it wasn't necessarily like a routine. It was more like
If a movie came out that we all really wanted to see and gather around and watch like that's when we would it was like a joint thing. We all had to love the movie. It wasn't just like my sister loved the new My Little Pony and we'd go get that shit. You know what I mean? It wasn't like everybody had to buy into it that this was the movie or movies we would rent and just kind of have a cool Friday, Saturday weekend or whatever. So yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (44:37.24)
Okay.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (44:43.054)
All right. OK, so that's different from from my experience. And because for me, most Fridays, I'm talking like 90 percent of our Fridays would be blockbuster Fridays where we'd go get a pizza and we'd go run a movie and we'd all get to pick whatever movie we want. Or some of us would pick video games and just you get one thing, one choice, and that would be your thing for the day. And so a little bit different. So I appreciate that. But the question that follows up all of this, buddy, because I'm getting somewhere with this.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (45:11.811)
Hmm?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (45:13.164)
Have you ever accumulated accumulated late fees on anything?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (45:17.647)
Well since I grew up not having to like pay for shit for the most part I mean I bought my own BMX bike like I saved money and shit But I wasn't the one that had the blockbuster card So if it came to fees, I mean I might have been responsible for riding my bike over there and putting the damn movie in the little You know the fucking mail slot. Yeah, so I guess in a way I was like Trusted to deliver the package like a little secret agent. You know what I mean?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (45:35.822)
The little slot, yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (45:43.246)
Okay, that's good way to think about it, yeah.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (45:47.01)
So I was entrusted to do that kind of thing. So I cannot remember my parents ever talking about any late fees. Then where did they happen? I'm sure at some point we got hit with a late fee because we used we love movies. I still love movies to this day. So I would imagine that popped up at some time or another late fee. Yeah.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (46:09.548)
All right, these two questions kind of coincide with each other. So the late fee question and then this question, have you ever or did you ever trick your parents into getting something not age appropriate for you?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (46:25.387)
No, I can't. No, because again, it was like we would watch it as a family. Yeah, so I couldn't I couldn't go on say hey mom and dad go go rent showgirls. You know what I mean? Like go rent, you know, behind the scenes at the Playboy Mansion or some shit. You know what I mean? Like it was everybody had to be buying in everybody had skin in the game. Okay, movies.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (46:26.658)
No? Okay. Okay. More like a family thing. Yeah. Okay.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (46:35.918)
Yeah. I get you.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (46:46.454)
See, Josh, this kind of makes me happy because this is two different sides to this coin. So I, let me tell you, we accumulated late fees on one particular thing. And it was something that I convinced my parents to let me rent, which was not age appropriate. Joshua, we rented a video game. Now, for those of you who don't play video games, the youth were...
Joshua “Turtle Time” (46:58.921)
Shit.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (47:14.446)
Well, the youth of video games was the Wild West for a lot of things One game in particular buddy was the talk of the fucking blockbuster town that game in particular was called BMX triple X which was basically just BMX bikes and softcore porn all in a video game If you don't believe me me I go ahead and put a little thing right there. That's the video game right right here next to this guy
Joshua “Turtle Time” (47:29.123)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (47:44.482)
There it is right there, boom. That video game is the video game that I convinced my parents to let me rent. And I kept it for like four weeks because, you know, boobies. So, Joshua, there...
Joshua “Turtle Time” (47:59.662)
Looking at it now, this was a PlayStation, this is a PlayStation 2 game, or PlayStation game?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (48:06.092)
I believe it was on multiple consoles, but yes. Yeah. That, that game, Joshua, that, really defined who I became as a person. So there's that. So I just kind of, I just kind of wanted, I wanted to see if you had anything like that. But considering that your, your blockbuster experiences weren't like mine, where you just got to pick a game or a movie. I appreciate that your family didn't allow you to do that.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (48:08.246)
Okay, okay, okay.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (48:32.534)
Okay.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (48:33.87)
Last question I have for you on this subject buddy was did you always did you rewind your tapes like was that a thing that you did? No, not by hand, but like actually like rewind it. You know, it's like be kind rewind, you know, you put it in the VCR and you rewind it for people.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (48:43.115)
Like by hand, like put a pencil in and actually like rewind it or like, do mean?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (48:51.171)
gee, no, you're right. Yeah, I remember at Blockbuster they did have the little machine in there that they put the they put the videos in and they would actually rewind them. I can't remember. No, see, I don't think that we did do that because we had a really fucking shady VCR that liked to eat tapes. So I think it was always it was always kind of a gamble when you rewound the movie like, it going to chew it up?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (48:57.742)
Hmm?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (49:11.15)
Joshua “Turtle Time” (49:19.459)
You know the you know the whatever the ribbon or whatever they call that shit would get all twisted up. So yeah, I don't I don't can't remember doing that. I just remember watching them and just getting up and going somewhere else. I I don't think that was my job. My job was to deliver the package, man. Yeah, I was the.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (49:31.512)
Yeah, well, just deliver it. I got it. Your job was to watch the movie and then deliver the package. Makes sense. Okay, got it.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (49:39.735)
Dude, I was the two wheel warrior. I was meant to get there, ride my bike with no helmet on, dodge the cops. Because back in the day you had to wear a helmet. You could get tickets for shit, you know, and just hopping off curbs and shouldn't deliver in the package. That was my deal.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (49:55.566)
For the record, I did rewind everything that I brought to Blockbuster. And also, if my parents are listening, it was a very age appropriate video game. Just want to say that now. You probably could. Yeah. Everybody, that was all I had for video nostalgia. Just I was thinking about Blockbusters the other day for whatever reason. I was like, damn, do you remember this stuff? So anywho.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (50:08.565)
I guess yeah, I wanted to look up like you can still buy it. I think you can actually still buy that game Yeah
Joshua “Turtle Time” (50:24.035)
Yeah. All right, let's end it. Let's.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (50:25.879)
Let's go. Let's fucking end this one. Let's get to your gills or wings topic
Joshua “Turtle Time” (50:29.783)
Yeah, I just wanted to end it with something fun because I know typically we just we weave No, well we weave this basket of a bunch of different topics and I just you asked me 15 questions I asked you 15 questions and Let's just add one more to it by getting into wings or gills I mean because I'm sure people might be curious or might ask themselves the same question Sean if you had to make a choice
Sean “Crab Vibes” (50:34.348)
What? Softcore porn's not fun?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (50:54.798)
the fuck is asking?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (50:57.591)
Never know. Hey, if you believe in reincarnation, this could be a question you ask yourself every time you eat salmon. Right here is the question, though, Sean. Sean, if you were to choose between gills or wings as as like, you know, like whether you call yourself a bird or you call yourself a fish and this is your means of transportation, how you move around the planet. You're either sucking up fluids or you're flying through the wind.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (50:58.03)
Sorry. It's just funny to me.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (51:18.862)
You
Sean “Crab Vibes” (51:28.63)
you
Joshua “Turtle Time” (51:28.931)
What is your mode of transportation? What are you choosing to do?
Sean “Crab Vibes” (51:32.782)
Obviously fucking wings dude wings less predators when you have wings, you know, you're easily maneuverable You can get to point a and point B relatively quickly Like if you had gills if you had gills, bro, what are you? How you getting home? You know, you're swimming through the sewers, you know, you're swimming through human fecal matter You know that seems that just already seems like a loss. So I'm going to wings on this one, buddy I'm going to wings and I think for me personally
Joshua “Turtle Time” (51:52.259)
I didn't know.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (52:01.667)
Very fun.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (52:02.722)
I would want some like baby cupid wings, know, like not fully grown man wings, but like, or maybe like, Icarus is like wings, his little feet wings, you know? Yeah, micro wings, bro, micro wings, but with the thrust power of like 14 dragons. So.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (52:13.249)
It's like micro wings. You'd have micro wings.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (52:21.603)
Okay, alright, that's that's fair. I mean, I'm glad you shit on gills because I would totally open these gills up and swim
Sean “Crab Vibes” (52:28.462)
Of course you would. Of course you would! You're the fucking guy who sucks the ocean.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (52:33.635)
Like I literally would fuck the ocean with all my gills Literally would do that, but I think you know what the reason I picked the fucking ocean man is because the Ocean is the closest thing to outer space It's almost a zero gravity space. You can travel in every single direction I mean the only influence I guess you might have is currents You know when you're in space, I guess there's solar winds. There's other shit that you can encounter like that
But the ocean is the most unexplored place on this planet. And I am an explorer by nature. So sure, I can go to the heavens. I can get up there, fly around some fucking clouds, know, take a shit on somebody just because I feel like it as a bird. Yeah, just shit on it, know, whatever you want to do up there. But I think swimming around the ocean, going to the deepest parts.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (53:22.407)
shit on a bird
Joshua “Turtle Time” (53:32.301)
finding all the stuff that is hidden underneath the water on the planet, think that'd be where I'd want to go. That's where I'd want to explore. So I'm going gills all the way, buddy. Gills all the way.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (53:44.152)
Alright, well hey, when I see you down there, when I see you down there swimming around like a little bitch and I come out here with my big old wings and I just scoop you up out of your fucking lake and I just rip you in half and eat your innards, you know, then you can tell me if it was worth having gills, you know?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (53:45.795)
You're flying? I'm swimming.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (53:50.435)
I'm
You
Joshua “Turtle Time” (54:01.783)
I mean, see that's I'm glad you picked wings though, cause you could pick me up and fly me around. This is, this is the per see, this is why this podcast works because even though I'm in the ocean, I can't give you gills. You know what I'm saying? Like I can't, you're fucked. Like I can't bring you and show you the cool shit that you're just fucked. Like I'm coming with you. You can't come with me, buddy. That's just, that's all that's going.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (54:07.022)
Yeah, I could. I could fly you to the moon. No, no can't, You're fucked.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (54:22.614)
Yeah, but that's that's okay. I don't need I don't need to see anything in the depths of the ocean, you know, I don't want to see mermaids doing it, you know, I already got him in my bunker. I'm fine. So no one needs that.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (54:25.853)
See?
Literally, we got mermaids on the shirt. I mean, we've already brought the mermaids to life. We wear them.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (54:37.528)
We have. Yeah, we did. All right, buddy. Let's fucking end this episode. Let's give the people some lucky numbers, some fortunes, send the people off on a good week this week, you know, maybe even give them a good monologue, I guess.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (54:39.811)
Alright buddy.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (54:51.331)
All right.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (54:55.179)
And no, you can't count on a good monologue coming out of Joshua's mouth. How dare you? How dare you? All right, if this is your first time listening first time watching You know, we do these cookies at the very end and we are approaching the very saddest parts Which maybe you agree with that. Maybe you don't we only have two cookies left we have one from the dirty dozen got these on Amazon or the fortunes against humanity cookies
Sean “Crab Vibes” (54:59.822)
I can always count on that.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (55:22.434)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (55:24.289)
Some of them are good. Most of them are bad. But this one I'm going to make I'm going to ask Sean decide on which way we want to go with. We're going team black cookie. Fortunes against humanity. Or we are going team red. The dirty dozen cookie.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (55:33.718)
Mm-hmm. Yep.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (55:40.372)
still gonna go team black cookie because I want the 96th episode our trauma episode to end on what I'm hoping is a good one.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (55:51.416)
Alright, so you want to save the dirty one for last. Okay, that's totally fair. That's totally fair. Alright, everybody, Sean decided on the cookie. I'm the guy that's got to read the cookie, unfortunately, so I will do my best to accomplish this task because I can drop off a movie in the mailbox. But can I read like 10 words off of the back of a cookie? Let's see everybody.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (55:54.84)
Yes.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (56:04.84)
You
Sean “Crab Vibes” (56:18.988)
You
Joshua “Turtle Time” (56:20.483)
I could pull this off. So here is your silly fortune for this episode 95 on July 22nd. You will contact a stump removal service after a botched amputation.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (56:42.019)
I that's a first. That's new. That's new. Episode 95.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (56:42.456)
Okay, that's a first. That's a new one. I'll take that. That kind of gives me hope that there's more than the ones that we've read. So there's that. It's not bad. It's not bad.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (56:51.523)
That's pretty good. I don't know that's pretty good Well there you go Sean. I got it all I got all the words out buddy. Can you hit us with some lucky numbers? Let's hit it
Sean “Crab Vibes” (57:00.436)
I'm proud of you. Yeah, you did good this week, buddy. sorry. I've been clicking buttons over here. My bad. And we're not doing the spin it. Sorry for everybody seeing that. Here are your seven lucky numbers for the week, guys. Feel free to use them for whatever nefarious reasons you would like. If you want anything, let us know. We'd love to know. So here they are. Twenty six, three, one, thirty seven, twenty three, ten and twenty eight. Once again, your seven lucky numbers are twenty six, three, one, thirty seven.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (57:09.997)
Go buttons.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (57:28.878)
23 10 and 28 those those numbers they were they were kind of a tongue twister There was no real order to that one, so There you go everybody Somebody's gonna win. I hope please. Yes, please just win Yeah, my dude Let's land this plane. Please don't crash it. You know put your tables in the upright position or
Joshua “Turtle Time” (57:39.797)
All right, hey, you got it out. Somebody's gonna win somebody's gonna win. Yeah, eventually
Joshua “Turtle Time” (57:48.579)
Let's crash it, crash the plane, take the seatbelts off.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (57:57.314)
buckle your seatbelt because Joshua's about to hit you with his closing monologue for the week. Joshua, the stage is yours. I'm just going to sit here and sip on my beautiful incline tropic cider and, curse the fact that my internet is still laggy.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (58:11.747)
Yeah, I know it's kind of a little bit, but it's okay. We get through these things. We love doing this podcast and we love that everybody is joining us and listening because we love all you guys as I always say, but to close this episode out everybody today is national be a good teammate day, believe it or not. So in closing, I'd just like to say if you're part of a team and you're the person that holds that team down, get your fucking ass up. Stop being lazy.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (58:39.512)
you
Joshua “Turtle Time” (58:41.889)
and be a good fucking teammate.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (58:47.011)
Was that bad? that bad? I mean, this is how we're gonna end it? don't know. Hey Mia, cut all that shit out.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (58:51.597)
This is your monologue, bro. You can do whatever you want. This is how you're ending the week for people. You can tell them whatever you want.
Joshua “Turtle Time” (59:03.363)
Was that bad? I don't know. Um, but yeah, I don't know what else to say man I should start writing this shit down We're almost 100 episodes into this shit. If you're a writer and you can do you could do better. Hey, let me know send me some shit But yes, like I always say, thank you for listening. Thank you for watching Go check out the music. We've got what 44 bangers out there bunch of songs Got merch got everything for you guys. We love the community. We love what we're building here Appreciate all you guys and we will see you next week on episode 96
Sean “Crab Vibes” (59:35.0)
Joshua that that was something. But like he said, thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. We do really appreciate it. Honestly, God from the bottom of our hearts. But unlike Joshua, hey, I hope you guys have a great week. Episode 96 is next week. Once again, disclaimer, it'll be the trauma episode. So you can either listen to that and hear our traumas.
Or you can skip that one. It doesn't matter to us. We're just happy that you're here with us right now because that's all that truly matters. So, um, Joshua, with that being said, I have one last thing for you, buddy, end this episode. Are you ready for this one, my dude?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (01:00:15.459)
I'm ready. I'm ready. I hope you lead into the trauma episode with a really good Last whatever that's coming my way right now
Sean “Crab Vibes” (01:00:24.054)
I mean, you can take this a few different ways, but Joshua, what do sea monsters eat?
Joshua “Turtle Time” (01:00:30.613)
I have no idea, Sean.
Sean “Crab Vibes” (01:00:33.506)
fish and ships. Ladies and gentlemen, will see you next week. Trom episode, Deuces.
