Sorry For The Delay | EP.96 | Trauma Tales
Chapters
00:00 Introduction & Trigger Warning
01:24 What's In Our Cups
06:00 House Keeping, Last Week To BUY Summer Collection
06:33 New Fall Drop Aug. 5th, New Words
11:05 Juice Box Trauma: Childhood Experiences
12:49 Sean's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 1
18:11 Joshua's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 1
22:53 Sean's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 2
25:05 Joshua's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 2
29:48 Sean's Juicebox Trauma Story Number 3
33:42 Song Of The Week "Falling Free"
39:16 Sean's Adult Trauma Story Number 1
44:10 Joshua's Adult Trauma Story Number 1
46:45 Sean's Adult Trauma Story Number 2
49:38 Fun Finds & Closing Topics
Sound Bites
"What's more passionate about living in California and drinking something from Cali squeeze."
"The doggo is back. Fucking got some more water wings, baby."
"It's like a brunch fucking drink."
"I just want to let you in. Sean didn't let me know we were talking about shit."
"I used to just shit my pants on purpose to get new clothes."
"Easiest way to get new underwear is to shit your pants."
"I had a learning disability. I mean, I still don't, you know, have the greatest obviously reading from prompted shit."
"I don't know if you were ever the kid in classroom that just always had the wrong answer."
"I was abused by a fucking teacher who had no right to put their hands on me."
"How do you heal a trauma the best? Do a little bit of drink and maybe a little bit of music."
"I found a $20 bill that is for motion picture use only."
"Being a pole bearer for my grandpa's funeral like that, that hurts."
"Probably the first time I'd said something wrong to somebody and they fucking kicked me straight in the balls."
"I vowed never to say anything or put myself in a compromising position."
"I hear the loudest fucking crash I think I've ever heard in my entire flipping life."
Transcript
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (01:43.726)
Hello and welcome to another episode of Sorry for The Delay. We are your hosts. My name is Sean. This is Joshua. And Joshua, this is episode number 96. Or for the people who've been paying attention in class, this is the Trauma episode. So disclaimer right off the bat, Mia probably explained it to you in the beginning of the episode here. But this episode will be about traumas.
Specifically adult traumas and childhood traumas some having to do with poop some having to do with violence some having to do What was my third category I had on here death that there you go the big one so Just be forewarned this episode may trigger some people So like we've been warning you guys for weeks if you don't want to listen, you don't have to you can skip to this timestamp
If you just want to hear some fun finds and you know, some feel good stuff to get you through the week. But other than that, Joshua, let's continue the episode as usual. What is in your cup this week, my dude?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (02:49.664)
So in my cup Considering we are going to be getting into trauma we it's probably gonna get a little passionate and What's what's more passionate a bit? What's more passionate? Can't talk today. Sorry guys. What's more passionate about living in California and Drinking something from Cali squeeze. This is passion fruit everybody. This is a passion fruit Cali
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (03:13.96)
hell yeah, dude. Hell yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (03:19.072)
squeeze here and bought these as a variety pack. got a few more downstairs that I may show off in the upcoming episodes, but I'm super excited about this one because everything I've heard about it, it's supposed to be pretty tasty and I'm willing to give it a try on screen here. So let me see.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (03:40.206)
satisfying. So satisfying that crack.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (03:42.032)
It's nice and fresh. Yeah. Let me smell. gotta smell it first. I mean that does smell a lot of passion, you know, a lot like passion fruit. So let's see. Let's give it a try.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (03:52.014)
Cool, okay.
taking a big ol' swiggy swig. Looks good. Can's nice and frosty too.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (04:00.69)
My gosh, if you have not any of those, have you not had a Cali squeeze passion fruit? I 100 % recommend it. Give it a try because this thing is actually pretty fucking delicious. So, yeah, dude, that's what's in my cup tonight. It's going to get passionate. It's going to be weird. So fucking there you go. Can't even speak. That's what I got in my cup, buddy.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (04:16.312)
Damn buddy, damn. God damn. Making me thirsty over here, Joshua. Making me so thirsty. Fuck, that fucking can look frosty as fuck. looks good, dude. Looks good. Joshua, hey, I thought for a brief moment the last few weeks that the ciders that I've been consuming, because they're all limited edition, right? I thought they were gone. But buddy, I am happy to report.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (04:30.708)
Thank you. What do you got in your cup over there, Sean?
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (04:44.974)
The doggo is back. Fucking got some more water wings, baby. Got some water wings. I'm gonna hang on. Before I open that, I also have to show off the other one that I got because again, I thought this one was gone, but it's not. It's in my little koozie thing, but it's the Pog, Cosmic Chris Pog. So I'm double fisting tonight because it's gonna get intense. So there's that. But yeah, I'm gonna start with the water wings. And you know, for those of you who...
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (05:05.696)
Yeah.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (05:13.464)
This is your first time listening. Hi, welcome to Sorry for the Lay where we don't condone drinking. But if you want to have a drink while you listen to this, feel free. This is Water Rings by Two Towns Cider. It is basically cider with a Clementine oranges, you know, so it is delicious. And I'll go and pour some and give us it. It is apple cider meets.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (05:20.618)
We don't know.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (05:43.054)
orange juice. It's almost like a fuck. What do they call that? A brunch. It's like a brunch fucking drink. I guess that's the best way I could say it. Brunch in a can, Joshua. That's that's exactly why I keep you on here. Yeah, brunch in a can. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate that. But yeah, for those of you. Yeah. Six point nine percent, by the way, everybody, the POG is nine percent, for those of you wondering. So I will start with the lower percentile.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (05:53.733)
brunch in a can maybe brunch in a can
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (06:00.181)
Richard. Yeah, for the guy who can't talk. Yeah, I come up with little one liners here and there.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (06:12.824)
this one. So there's that. Joshua, I forgot to ask you, how are you doing this week?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (06:18.624)
Hmm. How am I doing? don't know, man. Leading up like all the things you just talked about because this is supposed to be like a trauma episode. Um, I just want to let you in. Sean didn't let me know we were talking about shit. He didn't even tell me we talking about diapers. He didn't tell me we were going be talking about any of shit. All he said is we were going to be talking about trauma. So I'm, I'm not sure honestly where this is going to go. I'm a little nervous going into this episode. I'm not gonna, I'm not going to lie. Um,
So I guess I'm nervous right now. To sum it up, I'm nervous. Like, I don't know where it's gonna go. So, I'm nervous, maybe. I don't know. Yeah. But that's how, that's how I'm feeling ultimately right now. And it's a nighttime record, so yeah. Things always get fun at night. Yeah.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (06:50.804)
God. I think the audience is nervous as well, so we'll see.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (07:01.208)
Sorry.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (07:06.094)
Late night pod ladies and gentlemen, welcome to late night pod I'm glad I'm glad you're okay. I mean you look a little tired, but I come to accept that so It is what it is late night pods can't help it. Let me do a little bit of housekeeping Joshua before we get into the trauma and the bulk of everything So let me start by saying hey, welcome to the housekeeping corner. I do not have buttons this week. So Mia Thank you. I appreciate you adding the housekeeping corner and
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (07:10.4)
But I'm good, man. I'm
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (07:16.96)
Yeah, let's go. It's got a long day. Yeah
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (07:35.694)
But speaking of housekeeping When this episode releases this will be the last week We said this last week, but this is the official last week that you can get the summer collection So if you are interested in any of those three shirts that we dropped for the summer collection, this is your last week with that being said the new Fall drop is going to be available August 5th. So fall drop August 5th, there will be
I think it's going to be a total of four new shirts. It may end up being three. I haven't fucking decided whether or not I want to put out all four if I'm just going to save one for myself. So we'll see on that one. Four or three on August 5th. That is Tuesday, August 5th for the fall collection. So even if you don't want to buy a shirt, come over to the website. Sorry for the little laid out live and check it out.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (08:12.128)
You
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (08:16.64)
4R3,
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (08:30.254)
You can see some of those badass shirts and we'll show them off on the episode that week too. So don't worry about it. Other than that, Joshua, that is most of the housekeeping that I have, but I do want to give you a congratulations buddy. we just hit, I believe a thousand hours plus of watch time on our YouTube channel, which is pretty fucking cool for a channel and a YouTube.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (08:49.344)
There we go.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (08:58.368)
thing that you know we kind of just started for fun so congratulations buddy i do appreciate your hard work in this and Mia congratulations to you as well so there's that last thing Joshua is the algorithm that we've been trying to add more words to i have a word it's a weird one but it's a word the word is zucchini apparently we've never said the word zucchini so there you go i don't know it's
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (09:25.024)
How have we never said zucchini? How have we never said zucchini? That seems like a stable word.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (09:28.214)
It's just never come up in conversations.
It does, but apparently not. So there you go. Do you have a word to add to this? Okay. No words.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (09:38.568)
Hmm No, I do not have a word today I You were thought by now would have come up with another word, but that you you question my last week's word of was a moon glade Yeah moon glaze moon moon glade. I think so what it moon glade. Yeah. Yeah, I use it every day now Just I just find a reason even the Sun's out just say that shit, you know Yeah
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (09:45.166)
Thank
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (09:49.256)
Moonglaze? No, it was Moonglade. It was Moonglade.
You just find so pretentious, so pretentious. Just was like fucking out there on a balcony. Hey, look at that moon glade. Fucking dick. Sure.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (10:07.12)
Yeah, super dumb before I forget though Other than words because I didn't come up with a word by the time this episode comes out You probably already heard by now unless you're like living under rock or you're not interested in me in music But we lost a great musician today Or you know a while ago depending on we listen to this the great Ozzy Osbourne has passed away everybody and I wasn't a huge
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (10:20.334)
Mmm.
That we did.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (10:31.246)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (10:34.834)
Ozzy Osbourne fan growing up. I don't want lie about it, but what he did for music and how he changed people's lives, because I've been reading stories and all this, so it's like, it's pretty impressive what one person can do with music. And we've truly lost a legend, Ozzy Osbourne. And I would say, sorry, buddy. I mean, you get to go make music up in heaven now or wherever you're going, you know? So we lost a good one.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (10:59.48)
Yeah, yeah, it was, I was, I was on my lunch when I read that news and man, did, it hit me more than I knew it was gonna hit you because as a musician, like he was a pioneer in a lot of sense and watching his final performance live was spectacular. That man still had a great fucking voice and even though like the physical performance wasn't there, like you could tell he loved being up on stage and it's,
Hard to lose a legend like that, So, RP, Mr. Ozzy Osbourne, passed away at the age of 76. oof.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (11:36.498)
And he bit the head off a bat.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (11:39.564)
I think you've been off the head of multiple bats. I don't know. I'm gonna go ahead and say yes, multiple bats.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (11:41.898)
Did he? Okay, there you go.
I if I can live as long as that guy did and do he just signed me up. We're some bats. I'll start chewing on those things every day. Yeah, buddy. Thought I threw that out there.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (11:51.566)
You
man. All right, buddy. Well, let's get into it. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the point of the episode where we will now trigger your, I don't know, anxiety, I guess. Let's get to some traumas. Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (12:09.758)
Or maybe you can relate. mean, we might bring up some stuff you can relate to, is ultimately, I think, kind of the point of this show. We're like relatable, as you guys listening in some way.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (12:15.586)
Yeah, the goal. Yeah.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (12:21.058)
Yeah, let us know. So Joshua, I'm assuming you don't have a little chat with us for this one.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (12:28.772)
do actually I do have a chat with this and because you know sometimes the algorithm doesn't like certain words I don't think it would have liked if we would have put childhood trauma or adult trauma so I decided to rename these segments today the first one being jukebox trauma or juice box juice box trauma jukebox juice box trauma jukebox
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (12:30.57)
shit, actually has camera. Okay.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (12:38.808)
Ha ha!
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (12:43.502)
That's great.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (12:47.47)
You mean juice box? Okay, love it, love it, yep.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (12:55.096)
And for the second one, because we're going to dive into, like Sean said, adult trauma, we're going to dive into bills, breakdowns, and burritos, everybody.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (13:02.982)
breakdowns and burritos. Damn, that's great. That's fucking great. So let's start. We're basically going to cut this episode into two parts here. So like the first one is entailing juice box trauma. So we're going to talk to you guys about some of the way I'm kind of doing this, Joshua. I'll tell you kind of how I'm doing it. You can kind of go off whatever you wanted to do with it. But the way I'm doing it is I'm breaking it down by some of the things that I experienced in my childhood that still caused me trauma to this very day. So that's kind of how I'm doing it.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (13:33.12)
Should I
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (13:33.504)
So well, I think people want to hear your traumas too. It's like, that's the thing, you know, it can't just be one sided or else this feels weird, you know.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (13:36.96)
Are we gonna role play? we? Okay, okay, all right.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (13:44.725)
I'm sure whatever you're going to say is going to fuel me too, so don't worry.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (13:47.874)
Yeah. So let's start. I'll go ahead and start this one, Joshua. This is my, I wouldn't say it's probably my biggest childhood trauma, but it's definitely up there. so I'm going to tell you a story of me shitting my pants as a child, everybody. Yeah, let's go. Let's get into it. So, Joshua, I was probably in my youth. I was probably like eight.
nine years old. I was invited to go to a county fair with one of my best friends at the time and you know, fairs fun. Unbeknownst to me, I did not realize how much anxiety I would get from like roller coasters and a fear of them. You know, like I never realized that until this very day when I was
going to the fair, we were going to ride a roller coaster and I was like, I don't know if I want to do this or not. And we were already standing in line, you know, we were standing in line waiting for this ride and we were about to get up to the corner. And you know that feeling in the pit of your stomach when you just got to take a dump. You know, you have that like that bubble gut. Right. And I'll preference this by saying I didn't have anything to eat that would make me sick or anything like that. This this just came from the sheer fact of just fear and nervousness. I got the nervous shits.
And so what ended up happening was we got up to the like five people in front of us and I got that feeling in my gut and I was like, I have to use the restroom. Like I can't go on this ride. And so my friend was like, OK, that's fine. Like and so I got out of line, was trying to run to the restroom and this is a county fair. So the restroom is like a good 200, 300 feet away, like through the midst of people. So.
I'm trying to get to that restroom. I'm trying to like weave my way through and weave my way through. I don't get there in time. I shit my fucking pants. I shit my pants. And it's it's that kind of stuff that it's that water diarrhea where you're like, I didn't know my body was capable of producing this much liquid in one area. So I waddle my way to the to the restroom and I basically have to
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (16:14.386)
strip almost completely naked and scoop this liquid shit out of my underwear and my pants and called my friend and I was like, Hey, kind of shit my pants over here. Like I think I need to go home. Yeah. Yeah. So that's, so that's like the gist of the story. Right. And so
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (16:30.976)
Kind of. Kind of. Way to play that down. Yeah, kind of.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (16:42.304)
If you want to be all psychoanalytic about it, that kind of is like my my anxiety for like shitting in public because I was traumatized by that moment. And now like public bathrooms and fucking pooping outside of the home is like a real mental block for me. You know, it's it's it's difficult to to do that without knowing where a bathroom is just in case of emergencies.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (16:45.024)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (17:09.91)
And so I know there are people like me out there because I've talked to people like that. Yeah, that didn't help, you know, but to furthermore the trauma, because this is the trauma episode, as we were going home, you know, like I my pants shit full, right? I had to throw away my underwear already. Like those are gone. So we get back to my best friend's house. I'm in the garage.
And then I'm undressing and I have to get hosed off because I'm covered in shit. It is extremely funny now thinking about it because, you know, I'm a fucking idiot and I probably shouldn't have rode this ride, but as a kid, you don't know, you don't know these things. Yeah. It was definitely embarrassing to get hosed off in a garage by my best friend's mother. So that was fun.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (17:59.156)
Yeah.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (18:09.646)
There's one childhood trauma story for you everybody. So, Joshua?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (18:15.37)
See, it's no, I mean, that is a great story, Sean. I unfortunately can't relate to that story because I used to just shit my pants on purpose to get new clothes.
Yeah, I mean who doesn't want new underwear? Easiest way to get new underwear is to shit your pants.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (18:30.222)
What?
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (18:34.978)
I mean, you're not wrong. I learned in that day, yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (18:36.96)
Yeah, I mean, yeah. So I can't relate to the poo story because I would just do it on purpose. You know, why not? Roll up to Got Shocks, get new pair of underwear every other week. I just got new clothes. Actually, for me, it was a good deal. It worked out pretty well. So either be scared like Sean or shit your pants and get new clothes like I do. You go either way, depending on how you want to do that.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (18:54.446)
Very nice.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (18:58.35)
You see, I wish I had that mentality back then. That would have been nice to know. Like, you know what? Fuck this shit. I don't like these pants anywhere, you know? And just fucking... I'm gonna shit harder!
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (19:08.608)
Shit, yeah.
You know, it's just like like that sweater you got, you know, you're like, dude, I needed to wipe my ass with something and just shit yourself and wipe your ass with that sweater. It's a perfect reason to get rid of some clothing. The socks you don't want. It's fucking easy, man. It's the easiest way out. Little piece of advice for people out there. Just shit yourself if you feel like it. Get some new shit. But I mean, I guess for me, if if we want to dive back into like a little bit of juice box trauma.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (19:18.062)
Yeah.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (19:24.547)
You
You
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (19:32.162)
And that's fucking, that's great, man.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (19:42.241)
I used to have a big fear. I mean, I guess I still kind of do is I don't know if you were ever the kid in classroom that just always had the wrong answer. You know, like like when you're in class as a kid, you know, you think you're learning some shit. You think you've gone to the right school. They've given you the right books. You got the best fucking teachers in public fucking schools, right? None of them drink. None of them do crystal meth. You got the best.
fucking teachers possible in front of you teaching you life skills. So I just, I remember as a child being in classrooms and this moved on to the days when you were just not only in one classroom, you had like five classes throughout the day, right? So you had five opportunities, probably more to raise your hand and let everybody know that you're fucking stupid because you don't know the fucking answer. Right? So
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (20:28.568)
Yeah, yeah, different periods.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (20:40.57)
My childhood traumas, a lot of them go back to the days of being in school. When you were, you you read books, like I said, and you were expected to know the answers. And when the teachers asked for participation, they wanted people to raise their hands. And who naturally would they pick? They'd pick the person that either sat in the front row or the fucker that sat in the back that never rose their hand. And guess where I was? I was in the front.
Cause that was too obvious. No, no, I I know I haven't gotten there. I wasn't in the front. Cause remember I just shit my pants. So I can't be, you know, I just, can't be too close, you know, cause it probably stink. So I just tucked myself all the way in the back underneath the fucking light in the class and it didn't work. I got the, got into the corner. That was the darkest, dingiest fucking dusty place and just tried to hide. And the teachers would test me constantly. Hey Joshua, Joshua, maybe they didn't like my name.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (21:10.597)
you're in the... man, I thought you were in the back.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (21:17.582)
Yeah, makes sense.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (21:38.561)
The fuck maybe was the freckles Maybe it was just the good looks. I don't know but they they constantly would Joshua would you like to participate? No, I don't. Yes, you do and I would raise my head are they would ask me the question I would get it wrong and time and time again People would fucking laugh at my answers and they wouldn't just laugh
They would fucking make a joke out of my answers like, did you even fucking read? And I'm like, no, I don't know how to read asshole. Like I did just, it just a mockery of this whole fucking situation. Right. And this was basically how school went for me is I had a learning disability. I mean, I still don't, you know, have the greatest obviously reading from prompted shit, no matter how, how big I make the font on the fucking computer over here, you know? So this doesn't end everybody. This is still happening to this day.
So that's why doing this podcast is actually kind of good for me because it addresses some trauma for me. But yeah, dude, it's school and having the wrong answers and teachers putting you in the spotlight to be, you know, basically making you an example. It felt like sometimes to not be stupid is what it felt like. You know, like this is why you're not going to graduate. Just be like that guy. It felt like sometimes. And there's some trauma there.
And it still exists and I feel bad for every kid that has to go through any type of school, public, private, whatever. I sometimes your parents are paying for school, they pass you anyways. Fuck, not talking shit. But sometimes you get passed even though you fucking don't really deserve it. But yeah, that's where some of my trauma comes from is just being in school. so I still do have a little bit of a problem with that when I'm in groups. You know, when I get asked...
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (23:11.5)
It happens.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (23:15.149)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (23:27.678)
You know, hey, you know, do you know the answer to this? You know that and then they look at you even as an adult and they go, that's not fucking right. And I'm like, now I can say fuck you, but I won't because I was raised properly. You know, I was raised like my parents still, I gotta be respectful, but I'm talking when I leave the room. Trust me, I'm talking. But yeah, dude, that's part of my trauma and...
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (23:36.96)
Yeah
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (23:46.894)
Damn. Damn, buddy.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (23:51.339)
can't say it enough, if you've experienced any of that, are places, there are people you can talk to, find some friends, whatever man, there's lots of places you can go. Just do me a favor, do Sean a favor, do yourself a favor. Look yourself in mirror, address these issues because they're not good if you just bottle the shit in. So address your traumas and talk to your friends, talk to whoever you need to because I think it's important to talk about your traumas.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (24:07.672)
Yeah. yeah, for sure.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (24:15.31)
yeah. And let me continue that statement with Joshua. I do have something you jog my memory on a classroom trauma that I can bring up real quickly here because it has something to do similar with your situation. One moment in particular, I was in middle school and we were reading aloud. So it's funny now because the voice that you hear is very well spoken and can speak.
clearly and concisely most of the time and I can read aloud very well now but back then I was going through what we call puberty and I was called upon to read aloud from a textbook I don't remember what it was and back then my reading skill my reading comprehension was almost non-existent buddy so when I was told to read aloud on this paragraph because he would do paragraphs every person had to read a fucking paragraph
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (24:54.464)
Hmm.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (25:13.708)
As I'm trying to get through this fucking paragraph, my voice would crack and people would fucking laugh as I'm reading. And I'm like, my God. And you get that feeling, right? That feeling of embarrassment where your face gets all flush and like, you know, people are just like in their head laughing at you and physically laughing at you. And that happened to me three times in the class until the teacher said, you know what, Sean, you don't have to read out loud anymore. And I was like, all right, cool.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (25:40.576)
Hmm.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (25:43.458)
So yeah, I feel you. I feel you on that one. Kids are assholes sometimes.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (25:46.825)
Yeah, and it's it's crazy because it it trauma exists all over the place And it's kind of shitty that that it has to happen in a place where you're supposed to be learning and it's a place where you're supposed to be growing and a place you're supposed to be able to let your imagination run free and then it gets shit on by people that just want to make fun of you or put you on the Spotlight on purpose. It does kind of suck I do have another childhood
School trauma if you want me to talk about that one more we could save it for a part two of juice box trauma We can do we can do a part two. You sure? Okay. All right. All right, so
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (26:20.215)
Nah, go for it Yeah, go for it. I gave you, I gave them two. We'll give you, you can have two.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (26:26.848)
Okay, I'll give you I'll give you one more everybody if you were you already turn the channel feel sorry for you because this one's kind of important is a big one. Well, this one also started much earlier in school for me. And when I say much earlier, I mean, you're still kind of like learning how to write and you're fucking coloring books and you're learning where to hang your fucking jacket. You know, we're talking we're talking, you know, not kindergarten, but maybe first grade, whatever it is.
So there was a day I went to school that was supposed to be like any ordinary day, right? You get off, go to school, everything seems normal as a child. But what ended up happening that day was much different than any other fucking day. And I hope this never happens to any of your kids if you got them. So after this day was over, my mom got a phone call from another parent.
And this parent was like, hey Joshua's mom.
is Joshua okay? My mom's like, what do mean? He seems just fine. He came home. He's happy. He's running around like any other kid his age. Nothing different. Well, my daughter came home today and she said that the teacher beat the shit out of your kid.
Yeah. And can you, and she's really upset. My daughter is home right now crying. This day is not normal for her. I'm kind of surprised this day is normal for Joshua. Like, you know, Joshua shouldn't be okay. Someone goes, okay, well let me go ahead and talk to my son. So mom gets off the phone, sits me down in the kitchen, puts a little chair, as the story goes, I'm probably fucking, sits me in the kitchen, she goes, Joshua, how was your day at school today?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (28:25.292)
mom, it was so fun. We were playing in the playground. This was happening. This, know, da da da, normal day. Well Joshua, did anything interesting happen between you and the teacher? yeah, mom. the teacher just put me in the corner and just slapped me around a couple of times. She's like that. Just hit me in the face, threw me in the corner. My mom's like, what Joshua? Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, she just threw me in the corner. She started hitting me and told me to the rest of the class day. It's the rest of the day. Oh, my mom's like, OK, all right, so your day your day didn't go so well. So then I just, you know, OK, went off. So my mom calls the school. Turns out this teacher has done this before.
Yeah, so I guess to keep the story shorter than it really should be is uh, talk to your kids, you know, after their days of school and uh, if their days seem like they're okay, just have a little bit of a longer talk with them because you never know what's going to happen because apparently to me that it was just a normal day and it really wasn't and I was abused by a fucking teacher who had no right to put their hands on me.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (29:25.902)
You
Thank God.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (29:45.913)
And yeah man, there is some trauma there that apparently I just didn't even know happened at the time when it happened, but it fucking happened. So watch out. Yeah.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (29:56.942)
Damn buddy. God damn. That's some fucked up shit my dude. That's like... the... what... She's... She was... She was just bored in that lifestyle, you know? She still probably had the paddles in the back, you know? Damn though, dude.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (30:02.304)
Yeah, got beat up by a teacher at school. But I guess that was normal. This teacher was like 80 years old, so she probably just beat the shit out of kids all the time. I mean, I was just another kid, right?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (30:14.909)
Yeah.
So for me school, school really, I mean, there's a lot of shit that happened to me at school, man. People think shit happens after school. Most of my shit happened during school, believe it or not.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (30:29.612)
see that this is why I love this podcast is because we have two completely different different sides to this coin. Like you had a lot of stuff happen to you in school. I had a lot of stuff happen to me outside of school. Just real quick, just real quick on this one, because it does have to do with people getting the shit kicked out of them. And buddy, I'm sorry that that happened to you. And, you know, I know, I know we're gonna get deep into some of these traumas. And for the people listening, I think
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (30:53.096)
Amen. You know.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (30:59.202)
for both Joshua and I, some of these are stuff that we haven't talked to each other about. So you're like hearing these stories for the first time for each of us is kind of traumatizing itself. But just real quickly, a story that is always on my mind. It happened when I was a teenager. I was going to save it for the Bill's breakdown and burritos one, but I think it fits well here. So it happened when I was a teenager. I got out of school.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (31:22.688)
You
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (31:27.534)
I used to ride BMX as well, but I was more into like the dirt BMX riding and we had a dirt park right there next to our school. And so every day after school, I would get off school, I'd go to that dirt park and I couldn't really do anything because, you know, I was too scared to do anything. But I was there one day. And we had a giant tabletop plateau that people would just ride their bike up and it was like.
I kid you not like 40 feet up in the air. It's just like just a lookout for everybody. Well, one day I'm on top of that hill. There's about maybe 15, 20 kids all just kind of doing their thing. And we see an ice cream guy, a little ice cream man with his little push cart and whatnot. And he's pushing his cart down the little pathway that's there that surrounds like the park. When all of a sudden.
group of probably like four or five. I want to say teenagers, but they're probably in their their early 20s, mid 20s. Came up to him like they were going to buy something from him. And so he stops his little cart and he's like, all right, like, what do you guys want? Like, but he's speaking Spanish. And then these kids proceed to beat the shit out of this poor man and steal his ice cream and everything.
and knock him out. He's on the floor. And mind you, I'm up here witnessing this dumbfounded. I'm like, what the fuck just happened? And then these kids are celebrating. They're handing out ice cream to all the other fucking kids in the park over here. And like people are like trying to offer me ice cream. I'm like, no, what the fuck? Like, like we got to go see if this guy's okay. And like, as like I'm about to go down there and to like check on this guy, he gets up and he's like, obviously
concussed and like confused, but he just fucking books it out of there. And I'm just like, I'm just gonna go home. Like I, I don't know how to take this. Like that was the first time I've ever seen an act of physical violence against somebody not doing anything. So, you know, I felt that was fitting to connect the two pieces together, buddy. But yeah, traumatizing for sure.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (33:48.433)
How do you heal a trauma the best? Do a little bit of drink and maybe a little bit of music.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (33:48.898)
Fuck me, dude. You talk about it.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (33:55.062)
Mm-hmm. Joshua, couldn't have said it better myself, my dude. Let's lighten the mood for just a moment here, guys. If you're sticking with us and you're listening to our stories, we do honestly fucking appreciate the shadow that that means a lot, especially going down this deep episode. So, Joshua, I have an eye track for you guys today. This is track. What is this one? Track number forty six. I was doing this thing where I'm trying to recreate some music from an old band.
But I figured I would do something a little bit different. And the only reason for that is because it kind of caught my attention as I was trying to write a song that kind of mimics the other band. But I kind of fell in love with the song and it's it's pretty fun. This song is going to be called. Sorry, let me share my screen with Josh and for the people watching and listening before.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (34:43.86)
No, you're good, We're into it.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (34:47.852)
Before I go ahead and give you the name here. but this song is called falling free and you can listen to it in its entirety over on surf little laid out live slash AI radio and check it out my guys. So here it is Joshua. Let's take a little break. Enjoy.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (38:05.838)
All right, buddy, there's your AI song for the week. Once again, if you want to listen to that song in its entirety, feel free to come on over to StarfordLateOutLive.ai radio and it'll be right there for you along with our other 45 tracks. And next week we'll go ahead and continue my journey to find the sound that I've been trying to recreate. But Joshua, how'd you feel about that one this week?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (38:27.948)
I think the songs just keep getting better and better and better. And I saw something the other day where they were asking like record labels and music companies, are they worried about AI radio? And honestly, I think they should be because too many artists get taken for money, too many original, you know, there's just so much bad that goes on in music and it's nice to see you can, you can think of an idea and just recreate it through AI.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (38:43.694)
Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (38:57.342)
and it just shows off who you are and how you feel without like having to go to some giant studio and pay them millions of dollars and then take everything that you own and you never own anything because they have it all. So I think they should be worried because AI music and AI radio is here to stay and these two guys are going to keep bumping the shit out of it. So, yeah. So watch out.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (39:15.614)
Hell yeah, buddy. Hell yeah And that's coming from an artist who's played music for centuries a century a decade now a decade more than a decade two decades two decades I'm gonna continue doing the a music
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (39:31.168)
That's coming. It's only gonna get better. And you know what? It's just, I don't know, I can't say enough about how good it feels to be able to listen to music like that. And just not owe somebody money for your ideas. I don't know. It's nice.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (39:47.534)
Alright buddy, let's get on down or less you have anything you wanted to add to the juice box trauma
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (39:53.185)
No, I mean, I think eventually we'll go to a part two because there's just way too much to talk about when it comes to juice buck trauma
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (39:57.006)
Okay. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. if you guys want to hear more of the juice box trauma or any of these traumas are about to talk about, let us know, put a comment in or send us a message. Talk to us in person, you know, let us know. Let's head on over to the next one. Joshua bills, breakdowns and burritos. Would you like to start this one or would you like me to start this one?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (40:16.134)
Sean. No, I mean, I think you have a lovely voice and you know, your shit story really set the mood and whatever Sean talks about generally sparks my imagination and just kind of gets my wheels turning. So Sean, if you would like to kick this off, you know.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (40:27.49)
Ha ha.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (40:37.654)
Yeah, yeah. Of course, I'll give you a I'll give you an adult trauma story here. I think a lot of people can relate to this one for sure. But this is a story of drunk drivers. So. I'll go ahead and just, you know, I'll just tell you a story. So late at night, it was about three o'clock in the morning, maybe two o'clock in the morning. I'm resting peacefully in bed, buddy. I'm just.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (40:52.328)
Hmm.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (41:06.359)
taking my Z's. This is before I had my CPAP machine. So I'm really getting that restful sleep, you know. So I'm enjoying life, you know. When all of a sudden I hear the loudest fucking crash I think I've ever heard in my entire flipping life, right? And let me preface this by saying the street that I lived on before was not a very public street. Joshua's been to that street. He's been to that road. Like it's not a very
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (41:10.282)
You
Yeah
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (41:35.554)
busy street, you know? So when something like this happens, it kind of wakes the whole neighborhood kind of thing here. So here's this loud crash and I'm like, what the fuck was that? So I get up and don't have to take off my CPAP machine. I just get up naturally and I go outside and lo and behold, a, I didn't notice at the time, but a drunk driver had hit my car, which was parked on the side of the road and
basically veered into the intersection that we have right near our home and Was just sitting there and So I go out there. I see my cars totaled completely crushed like a can of beans I'm like walking around and I see the the car that did the accident is still there and I like walk over and I see the door is like Trying to be open and then it finally opens and then this gentleman
shit faced off of his ass, stumbles out of the car, doesn't know where he is, is confused and proceeds to just kind of try to run away from the situation. By this time, by the time the gentleman tries to open the door and run away, the neighborhood is pretty much up at this point, you know? So everybody's turning on their lights to like see what's going on. And this guy is probably like,
I don't know, 20 feet down the road at this point. And he basically hops a few fences and is gone at that point. And nobody knows where he went. We call the cops, you know, as you do to report an accident, report a drunk driver. And we're like, hey, the dude literally just ran away like a few blocks that way. And like, we don't know what to do with the situation. So the cop takes all their information, takes my information, takes pictures like
puts in the license plates and stuff like that. This guy literally lived right around the corner. The cops pulled up and knocked on the door and said, where's this gentleman? And he was there, obviously. They pulled him out, arrested him, and took him away. But the trauma of seeing this guy's car, because his car was pretty crushed, I thought the guy was dead.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (44:01.186)
to be honest with you, because the way that the car was crushed and the way his car was crushed, it didn't seem like he was going to come back from that. But you know how this thing of like when somebody is drunk, you know, and they get into an accident, they survive because their body is pretty much loosened up, you know, and like everything's fine. I'm pretty sure that's exactly what happened to him to allow him to survive that crash. But it was just traumatizing to experience.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (44:17.736)
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (44:27.966)
something so visceral as like an accident like that and somebody having no Remorse and just running away from the situation like it makes you really think like What if there was somebody in that car or somebody was driving on that street, you know They would have been fucking dead right there in front of the fucking house so That is my first trauma as an adult and that was like when I just turned
like adult age, like, you know, 20, it's like 22, maybe, you know, your brain is still developing until you're 25. So it's like that had an impact on me. And basically vowed to never drink and drive may have broken a few of those vows. But, you know, I try my best, you know, so it's just just fucking traumatizing. Don't drink and drive, ladies and gentlemen, just.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (45:04.413)
Mm-hmm.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (45:16.2)
Alright.
You
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (45:27.118)
putting that out there. So, Joshua, that's one of mine.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (45:30.016)
Hmm. Okay, well. You know what's kind of weird about adult trauma? I've learned as a child clearly to black out so much or just block it out. Block out trauma. So as an adult now, I feel like I have this really good coping mechanism that I kind of just tend to, especially as an adult, just block out shit that I just, I don't want to just stay there because I have enough shit that's just there.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (45:41.413)
yeah. Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (45:58.271)
So I don't think I really have a ton of adult traumas, because I think by now I'm just kind of like, well, fuck, this is just kind of how the world is. Yeah, like this is like, you know, when you're a kid, everything's so fucking brand new. But I mean, I guess something that happened to me more of like when I was a person, when I was, you know, I guess taller than fucking four.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (46:06.318)
This is just life. Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (46:26.698)
you know, four foot tall or whatever, was, probably the first time I'd said something wrong to somebody and they fucking kicked me straight in the balls.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (46:36.918)
shit.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (46:38.524)
Yeah. when your nuts are big enough to where they, you know, as a man, as a grown person and that fucking size 10 just connects with both of them, just squares up on both your fucking teabags, just fucking kicks you so hard, you throw up. God damn that, that, that is traumatizing folks. So, I can't remember what I did.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (46:58.665)
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (47:07.208)
All I can remember is the excruciating pain I felt as an adult getting quick, getting kicked square in nuts, as an adult. So I vowed never to say anything or put myself in a compromising position where I my legs open wide enough that you can connect with both balls with your foot.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (47:28.59)
That makes a lot of sense now. Now I know why you stand with your feet together. All right.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (47:32.948)
or at an angle. never just go right in front of you. I'm always at an angle because I never know. I always keep one of my balls tucked back.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (47:44.641)
I didn't want it to happen again man keep that left one just tucked back. That's the most sensitive one, but I don't I mean yeah as an adult man I don't know. I just feel like I've seen so much shit nowadays. I've seen too many movies. I've seen so much shit that it's hard for me to be really traumatized as an as an adult At this point because I've seen fucking I've seen too much. You know
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (47:48.982)
my god.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (48:09.922)
Well, if you don't mind, I got one that is I mean, all the traumas are personal, but I got one that'll probably hit home with a lot of people. We're going to take it to a dark area, folks. Like I said in the precursor to this, we're going to get to some dark stuff. And the one I thought about when I was doing adult traumas, because you're right, I'm with you on that. We kind of push everything to the side, you know, and we kind of black everything out. But the one that always keeps coming back to me was.
being a pole bearer for my grandpa's funeral like that that hurts you know that is traumatizing in a in a way that you can't even describe you know to watch your family members just bawl their eyes out and you know just go through those emotions of losing someone that they were close to and then you have the responsibility of carrying this casket
to its final resting place like that. That is something that will stick with me for the rest of my life. And as much as it meant like I'm proud that I was able to do that because I know it meant something to my grandpa to have his grandkids lift him and lower him down like that still hurts, you know, and I think that's what trauma is. It's still pain that's always there.
And that will still be a pain that is always there. And I know a lot of people can relate to something like that. But I think that's probably the biggest thing that I have as far as an adult trauma is that recurring memory, recurring funeral, like you just remember every single moment about it and you remember every second about it. And yeah, it's tough because on top of that, not only did I have to carry the casket for him, like I had to physically pick him up when he passed.
And that in itself, I wish nobody that that moment of having to lift up your your loved one after they've passed like that is hard beyond measure. And if you have gone through that, I fucking feel for you. So that is probably the darkest that we'll get on these podcasts ever. But yeah, I just want to throw that out there for talking about traumas. That's that's on my list of things. So. Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (50:36.894)
No, it's heavy, man. I mean, that is heavy. think, I think we all have stories that can relate to that 100%. And, I don't think our trauma episode is worthy of just a part one. I think there's, I think there's going to be more. There's going to have to, there's kind of have to be a part two because there's just too much to talk about. And yeah, too much.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (50:50.604)
I think there's gonna have to be a part two for sure
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (51:01.762)
We'll talk more about it, but Joshua, let's wrap this episode up. Ladies and gentlemen, let's put on a smile. Hey, if you're just joining us because you clicked the link and you're right here now with our little timestamp, you made it. You're here with us right now. We're gonna end the week on some happy notes. Let's get some fun finds. Let's do some lucky numbers. Let's get our last fortune. Let's end with a monologue. Joshua, have...
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (51:12.351)
Right, let's go
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (51:27.532)
I have two good ones for you to end with what I always give you these little dad jokes. So let's let's do that. But let's head on over to the you want to do fun finds first. You want to do fortunes first.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (51:38.228)
I mean, we could do whatever you want, You know, we don't do structure, man. But, I mean, since we're down to the last two fortunes.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (51:50.99)
I thought we were down to the only fortune. Is this the last fortune?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (51:56.129)
We only have one more left buddy. We only have one left and if you've been listening to us since the beginning of these fortunes you know how good and how fucking disappointing they are sometimes. Sean left... If you've been following us and listening to us, Sean left the last fortune to be the dirtiest fortune and I think it's only fitting since we're talking about trauma we gotta go dirty.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (51:56.814)
See, I've been doing the math, I've been doing the math.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (52:08.632)
Some of them are pretty bad, to be honest.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (52:21.07)
Let's go.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (52:25.44)
Cause that's all we got left everybody. So let's hit you with one of these fortunes. And I don't know what I'm gonna do. If anybody has a suggestion of what we should do other than fortunes at the end of this or fucking maybe I take my pants off or some shit. I don't know. To end it.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (52:38.89)
We're going to spin a wheel. You're to do the helicopter. We're going to see what it lands on left or right.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (52:44.192)
Yeah, the left cheek or the right cheek. Let's see here. man. This is fuck dude I really hope you know, whatever. Okay. Okay. You just sorry if you just hit the timestamp you you miss my whole thing about school and Me having to raise my hand and wrong answers while reading was was one of the things so we got a long one for today's fortune everybody Let me try to Spit this out for everybody
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (53:10.44)
You don't yeah, you need to pre read it. You want to pre read it? I can give you some time Alright, fuck it. He's going for it. He's doing it live
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (53:13.44)
No, no, I'm just going to go for it. Fuck it. Fuck it, man. I don't need to pre-read shit, Yeah, I'm going to fucking just go for it. All right, everybody, here is your silly dirty dozen fortune and the final fortune out of this bundle here for July 29th, episode 96. Here you go, everybody. You'll garner the attention of a young woman after buying six boxes of thin mints from her.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (53:29.781)
this bundle.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (53:44.11)
You
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (53:49.344)
Did you get it?
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (53:50.722)
that could be a part of a juice box traumas.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (53:54.048)
Did get it?
Well you go everybody. I hope we got a little chuckle out of that one because Sean sure did.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (53:58.394)
Hey, I'm fucking happy we waited on that one. That worked perfectly sometimes, you know? Sometimes things in the universe kind of just align, and that is a moment of alignment.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (54:11.264)
was perfect. There you go, buddy. That is your fortune. you know, I got to thank you for that one because you left that one for last. So good job. Good job. The universal line, just like you said. What do you got? We got lucky numbers. What do we got?
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (54:18.264)
Yeah, I'm proud.
Hell yeah man, let's get some lucky numbers for the week. These are your seven lucky numbers, feel free to use them for whatever reason you would like, including maybe going to Vegas. Joshua, I think we may have a trip planned sometime soon. Vegas part two, here we go. Here are your lucky numbers everybody. Two, three, six, 14, 26, 34, and 47. Once again, those seven lucky numbers are two, three, six, 14, 26, 34, and 47.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (54:37.376)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (54:52.632)
All right, Joshua, we're getting down to the nitty gritty here. So let's do some fun finds and then let's send the people off with your now iconic monologue.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (55:01.568)
It's good. All right, John. So the last few weeks I've been showing off what I'm going to now admit some childhood traumas and it has to do with the movie. fucking what is it? they got gizmo and gremlins. There you go. Fucking I just, it just fucking flew out of my head right there. Gremlins, right? So I've been showing these off one by one by one and I just want to tell you, buddy,
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (55:18.136)
Gremlins?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (55:30.236)
I didn't just have a couple of them, my good sir. I got the whole set of gremlins. There you go everybody.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (55:33.55)
My God Joshua is showing off a whole six Funko set of Gremlins I can't even begin to describe them There there's a lot of them. Some of them are wearing 3d glasses some of them are black light colored It's pretty fucking cool to be honest
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (55:59.809)
So I was able to come up on the whole collection and not only that if you listen to I believe I brought it up the last episode we were able to go to an oddities event where they had a shit ton of original art and Because I love gremlins so much. I got a second fun find to show off everybody and here it is I Got a cool original. I mean original art gremlins original
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (56:17.89)
God. Okay, I'm ready.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (56:28.664)
That is fucking amazing. Joshua, can you straighten that out for me so I can get a good shot right there? Wow, look at that. Joshua is showing us a original artwork. It is a gremlin inside of what looks to be a, is that a popcorn bucket? All right, he's inside of a popcorn bucket, chilling with a drink umbrella and a little guy on the bottom down there. I know that guy has a name. I know they both have names, but I don't know what their names are, but it's fucking amazing.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (56:44.562)
It's a popcorn bucket, buddy.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (56:52.064)
Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (56:56.064)
Yeah, buddy. Yeah, so some cool art along with the Funko Mini Micro Funko whatever you call those things that got the whole set got the artwork to go with it So fuck you that is my fun fine. I'm super stoked on it complete the whole set with some artwork That is my fun fine for this episode 96
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (56:58.124)
That's great, my dude.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (57:11.323)
dude.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (57:16.542)
My dude Congrats, man. That's beautiful. You're hang that up somewhere back there
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (57:20.02)
Yeah, yeah, all of its, mean, eventually the back, this, you know, this is like a little stage here. Eventually all this is going to change. I don't know when, but eventually this background will change.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (57:30.882)
Alright my dude, cool. Let me show you guys my fun find. Hey, I had the opportunity to go to a women's basketball game. There's a team up here called the Seattle Storm. I did not go to see the Seattle Storm. Sorry everybody. I went to see the Golden State Valkyries come up here to play their first ever game in Seattle. They lost. It was quite disappointing. The game itself was almost come.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (57:32.576)
We'll see.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (58:00.75)
comical, but they were giving out this amazing Funko at the at the game. So let me show it off for you guys. I don't have a button. Sorry, everybody, but it is Doppler. He is their Seattle Storm mascot. It's a one of one buddy. So this is just an original right there. Boom. So there he is. That is my fun find for the week. It's Doppler. He's beautiful. He's a cool guy. Cool guy. There you go.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (58:29.568)
Beautiful, beautiful little Funko. Did you add them to your Funko surplus list, your app with all your other... Okay.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (58:31.64)
Mm-hmm.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (58:34.944)
I did add him to the surplus list. He's on there. He is worth, think he's going for about 25 bucks right now, which is pretty cool getting it for free. So not bad, not bad at all.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (58:42.688)
That's badass. That is a value find. We haven't said that in a while.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (58:48.206)
That is a value fine right there. Anything free that can earn a profit off of? Yeah, it's a value fine, baby.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (58:54.752)
I think I still think I have the best one by finding money on the ground
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (59:00.27)
Yeah, it's a it's always a win. Yeah. Oh, you know what kind of you know what's funny? The other day I did find money on the floor. But this is kind of rare. I found a $20 bill that is for motion picture use only. Yeah, dude, I thought that was pretty fucking cool. All of me I put a picture of it right here. But it was it was fucking cool. I was like, God damn, this is pretty rare. So fun times. Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (59:03.7)
on that money. Yeah.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (59:15.648)
that's a trip.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (59:26.912)
Yeah, and the fact that it's just laying on the ground like you kind of feel somebody got duped You know what? I mean, they're going through their wallet like what the fuck somebody just paid me and
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (59:29.59)
just out of nowhere. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. And you know, that fucking reminds me it felt extremely real, like legitimately, like the paper that they make that on like it felt real. I was like, God damn. So yeah, someone got duped hard. So
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (59:44.832)
India.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (59:48.49)
That is funny.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (59:52.332)
Joshua, it's time to end this episode. Let's end it. Let's give the people your closing monologue for the week. Hopefully it's something good. We'll see. Ladies and gentlemen, Joshua now has the stage. Joshua.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (01:00:04.19)
Who knows? Who knows,
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you've made it this far in the sorry for the delay plays here. Episode 96. If you fast forward and you miss all the trauma stuff, I just, you know, I hope you go back and listen to it because me and Sean did get in some stuff that I think is kind of important. I think it's invaluable to address some stuff that are your trauma or whatever. But if you do need help, there's lots of places out there to find it.
And these two guys are always here to listen to you. That's why we tell you post comments. We love you guys in the community. So just just fucking we're here for everybody. So no matter what you're going through, but fuck, I don't know what else to say other than thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Get the merch, check out the website, a bunch of music on there. It's getting better. Love you all. Thank you for listening. Thank you for watching. Sean. That's all I got buddy.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (01:01:07.662)
That was actually pretty nice, Like Joshua said, thank you for watching. Thank you for listening. Thank you if you made it all the way through this episode and didn't skip the trauma. And if you did skip the trauma, hey, maybe next week can come on in and listen to the whole episode. Joshua, I have two things for you. Because I found this one and I just I couldn't help that I didn't find it for the last episode, but I'm going to read you to someone to read you this one first and then I will read you the one that I was going to read you.
for this week. the one I'm going to read you right now is the one I should have read last week. So here you go, buddy. I accidentally took out my blockbuster card at the bar. The bartender said, never mind.
speakers.
because you're old, you know, you're old. Yeah, you're old. Because the bartender asked him for his ID, right? So it's like you're old. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. That's why it wasn't going to be the one I'm ending the week on, buddy. This is the one I'm ending the week on. So, Joshua, why was the algebra book so sad?
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (01:01:56.498)
got it, got it.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (01:02:04.618)
Hi hat now. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Yes, sir.
Joshua “Latchkey Prince” (01:02:17.438)
I don't know.
Sean “Crying At Denny’s” (01:02:19.904)
It had too many problems.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will see you next week. Have a good week. Deuces.
