Sorry For The Delay | EP.14 | Aliens, Poop & Tipping
-WHAT’S IN OUR CUP-
Sean: Whiskey (matching studio cup)
Joshua: Whiskey (matching studio cup)
-CHAPTERS-
00:00 Cold Open, Mia’s Holiday & Audio Disclaimer
00:39 New Year Kickoff & Vibes
01:56 This Day In History: Mariner 9, 55 MPH & Gaming Addiction
06:58 Lost Time Theory, Poop Saga & Alien Abduction
13:01 Resolutions, “Slow Down Time” & Goal Post Games
21:25 Holidays, Costume Poll & Trip Teases
27:31 Travel Confessions, Plane Anxiety & Neck Pillows
33:29 Quick Break, Fortunes Missing & Dog Diarrhea Reveal
36:42 Movie Magic Bit, Twin Cups & Studio Reveal
40:07 Seattle Visit, Edmonds Shout & Supplemental Ep Plan
42:08 Cafe Rant: Tipping Philosophy & Table Etiquette
49:15 Wet Chairs, Mediocre Pancakes & No Shoutouts
52:22 Dave & Buster’s: Cheap Drinks, Great Date Idea
55:43 Website Soon, Merch Tease & Sticker Pack
57:47 Year Of More, Gratitude & Sign-Off
-SOUND BITES-
• “Let’s put a body on Mars.” — Joshua kicks off This Day In History with big space energy.
• “What kind of country do we live in where I can’t drive my F-150 at 300 miles per hour?” — Sean, reacting to 55 MPH.
• “Gaming addiction is a thing. God damn.” — Sean processes the WHO note.
• “I was abducted by aliens… that’s my story.” — Sean on the missing half hour.
• “I stepped in a pile of [bleep] the size of a small planet.” — Sean’s morning escalates.
• “You can slow down time. We control time.” — Joshua’s woo-woo wisdom drop.
• “Goals are teenage stuff; we set grown-up goals.” — Joshua on resolutions.
• “I hate traveling, but I love being there.” — Sean, travel paradox explained.
• “All tips matter.” — Joshua’s 2024 shirt idea in the cafe debate.
• “Get the [bleep] out when you’re done eating.” — Sean’s open-seating etiquette rule.
• “You let that coffee go cold because your ass sat there too long.” — Joshua, seconding the etiquette.
• “Turn the bass up, put that phone on your lap, and have a smile to it.” — Sean, studio silliness.
• “Edmonds is beautiful, like Carmel-by-the-Sea.” — Joshua on Seattle sights.
• “Dave & Buster’s is an S-tier first date. Break the ice with skee-ball.” — Joshua’s adult arcade pitch.
• “2024 is the year of more.” — The boys set the season theme.
-FORTUNE & FINDS-
Fortune: None This Episode
Lucky Numbers: None This Episode
Fun Finds / Value Finds:
Sean: Dave & Buster’s as a budget-friendly date night — games, drinks, zero awkward silence.
Joshua: Visit Edmonds, WA — cozy seaside downtown vibes, easy strolls, perfect day trip snapshots.
(Artwork Shoutout: None This Episode)
Transcript
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welcome to sorry for the delay episode 14 it's
me your co-host Sean we gave Mia the holiday
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week off and just wanted to give you as a heads up
that we lost Joshua's audio about halfway through
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this episode so I did my best but uh I'm sorry
uh we'll get it right next week also there are
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no pictures throughout this video um just kind of
ran out of time you know holidays time consuming
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uh but anyway happy new years's enjoy the show
we'll see you next week starts like doesn't it
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every time hello Joshua welcome to episode
14 of sorry for the delay Joshua a podcast
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starring your boy me and you that's right uh
Happy New Year Joshua it's a new year it's a
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new week it's a it's it's chaotic messes it's
beautiful how are you Joshua I'm doing great
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man uh yeah like you said I could have said
it better happy New Year's to everybody and
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the celebrations I hope everybody was safe um you
drank responsibility responsibly you found your Dr
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responsibility clearly down the dra ien clearly
I haven't stopped I mean I'm still drinking from
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New Year's maybe that's the me being hung over I
don't know but yeah I hope everybody was safe you
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found your DD um yeah and and everything went
well for for uh those listeners and everybody
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involved in this yeah great everything was
fantastic couldn't have said a better Joshua
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beautiful beautiful Joshua are you ready to make
podcasting history Joshua that's what we do here
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we all we do is make history and we talk about
history this is what we do that's why you come
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here you want the history you want the news and
we're starting off 2024 with all of that and more
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yes Joshua lay it on us give us the year's first
this day in history Joshua I'm so [ __ ] excited
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right now it better be some bangers bro I want
to hear or some like the world's first Pig was
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dissected in a class today or some [ __ ] like
that you know I I dig deep for these and and I'm
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still waiting on to know what people really want
to hear so when I pull these things out I'm just
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like what you know what sounds interesting to
me so I go everybody you know you guys know I
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start from the old stuff the new stuff I just
I jump around so I'm going to start with uh
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um you know because again I'm an Explorer right
we're going to start off with in 1972 Mariner 9
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begins mapping Mars so for the Science and Tech
people out there we are still studying Mars to
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this day from all those years ago so maybe we'll
get to go there maybe this will be the year we
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get to Mars everybody let's put a body on Mars
let's continue to explore so that's my first one
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we're getting to Mars we're doing it maybe we'll
find aliens this year as well but for my second
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one yeah let's get to the aliens for my second
one in this day in history on January second in
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1974 55 m per hour speed limit imposed by
Richard Nixon so all you Speeders out there
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what he said you know what wait hang on he
he uh no go ahead go ahead I'm listening I'm
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listening go go oh so he said no to speeding
and just blanketly said 55 miles hour that's
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the new speed limit yeah he did this back
in 1974 and I wish I would have done more
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research I started to look up average speeds
and in miles per hour per car I kind of got
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lost in the sauce um if if you want to put it
that way there's a whole lot on Google yeah but
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old Richard Nixon uh Mr Scandal himself uh was
limiting everybody to 55 miles per hour back in
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1974 what kind of communist country do we live in
Josh where I can't drive my Ford F-150 down the
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highway at 300 mph right but I did find out the
top speed the top speed for a car 19 uh 74 was
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yeah 1974 was 174 miles hour I didn't get the make
on the model that's really fast but cars were were
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jamming back then too um not like they are now
but they were still getting getting on it back
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then in 1974 and that's awesome that's speed baby
for my final this day in history on January 2nd
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in 2018 the World Health Organization reveals it
will classify gaming addiction as a mental health
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condition in its next classification of diseases
wow so is that like a gambling is that what the
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gameing addiction is like not like me playing
Destiny for like 32 hours a week like it's it's
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like gambling right righte they going to class
they're going to classify that as a disease so
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when you go to fill out your uh healthcare plan
at work you and you are a gamer just don't forget
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to include your gaming addiction as a mental
health uh it's it's an addiction sorry I was
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late I was playing video games oh [ __ ] damn it
I have a problem Joshua I need medical attention
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yeah yeah gaming yeah in 2018 so for all you
Gamers out there you could you could probably
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uh use that next time you go to the doctor it
is it is classified as a mental health uh issue
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gaming addiction damn it is a thing God damn well
[ __ ] [ __ ] me sideways Joshua God damn it and
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that's what I got for you for this day in history
maybe some of them were good maybe some were bad
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but uh there's a whole lot out there so that but
that's what I came up with everybody that's what
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I got thank you Joshua thank you for sharing with
the class we appreciate you every single time you
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bring that with you with for the week uh thank you
thank you for that uh I won't I will say they're
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not bangers Joshua but you know I'll I'll make do
you know especially for the first year you still
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got like what is it 55 weeks left um to make up
for it so you know I'm counting on you I think
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you can do it yeah I I have full confidence in
there and uh yeah we're going to come up with
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more this is this this segment is not going to
end I promise they're only going to get better for
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2024 they [ __ ] better I'm canceling the segment
Joshua just saying that just [ __ ] putting that
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out there um Joshua yeah something happened to
me today Joshua I have something to talk about
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Okay so so I had work today I had work at 9:00 in
the morning today not a bad time right you know
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do the full eight hours so 9 to 5:30 take a half
hour lunch it's real nice got up at my usual time
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usually get up at like uh 7:20 I'm out the door
by 8:30 right nothing unusual about that Joshua
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until I go and I make my lunch I'm making my lunch
I turn around and look at the clock behind me the
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clock says 8:30 I have now ran out of time like
I am running late now no idea how that happened
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no idea what happened um the last time I remember
looking at the clock it was barely 8:00 and I was
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like oh cool like I'm still set in my time I'm
pretty sure Joshua I was abducted by aliens all
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right for a brief moment in history I believe I
was abducted by aliens um because because I don't
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remember from the last time I saw the clock to
when I arrived in the kitchen and making my lunch
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like I don't remember that time frame now am I old
yes am I scile maybe like I just don't remember
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that all right and my leg was hurting so I was
confused confused more than I can explain right
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but it doesn't doesn't stop there Joshua it does
not it does not I make my sandwich I'm rushing and
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I go through I get out as to get out of the house
lock the door running down the stairs right I step
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on a pile of [ __ ] Joshua a pile of [ __ ] not
sure if it was human [ __ ] or dog [ __ ] it was
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[ __ ] and it was big step all all in it I'm all
in the [ __ ] right now now right I'm like well
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[ __ ] it can't get any worse than that can it
Joshua can't it get any worse than that I'll tell
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you Joshua oh it can Joshua it can definitely get
worse than that I get in my car right I obviously
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I wipe this [ __ ] off right as best as I [ __ ]
can um get in my car I'm going out right I'm
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pulling out of the driveway I'm zooming zoom zoom
I'm getting to the road where I make my turn on um
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I'm looking at my clock now and my clock Joshua
so for context here it said 8:30 I probably left
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the house at literally 8:35 right I just [ __ ]
whipped my stuff together and I was like boom I'm
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out I'm out I'm out I get to my car probably takes
me about two minutes so probably 8:37 right I look
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at the clock again Joshua in my car my clock says
it's [ __ ] 8 50 I don't know what I don't know
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what happened Joshua I'm telling you I think I
was abducted by [ __ ] aliens they molested me
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and moral of the story is I got to work at 905
so I was not late technically by sop standards
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was not late but still think I was abducted by
aliens my car smells like [ __ ] now that's how I
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started the New Year Joshua that's how it started
so that's that's what I wanted to share with you
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buddy you're not alone in the in the dogs stepping
and [ __ ] thing yeah we yeah if you watch that
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episode I maybe that same dog made its way
up to Washington because that was a massive
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pile of [ __ ] I also stepped on I think the it
was huge Joshua it was big like I question my I
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questioned if it was me who took the [ __ ] you
know like he oh boy that's how I'm starting the
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Year buddy so I like to think that it's just up
from here but you never know right you never know
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oh man that's unfortunate you know my my day did
not start anywhere close to that you know stepping
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in dog [ __ ] you know I mean occasionally my dog
will [ __ ] on my bed but you know uh I'm I'm I'm
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not stepping on it you know maybe I'm rolling in
it but uh yeah that that that sucked rolling in
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[ __ ] said it everybody I'm rolling in [ __ ] um
wow that's that's that's I mean did it did you uh
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did it get your socks too did it go all the way
up the ankle did it hit the shin were you knee
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deep in this it it went up the ankle Budd it went
it went pretty it went pretty deep up the ankle
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right like it was it was like stepping into like a
a mud puddle except the mud puddle was like [ __ ]
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three feet deep like it was was [ __ ] gross so
needless to say I was not having a good day Joshua
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yeah but you know I made a New Year's resolution
Joshua I I sat in my car and I thought I thought
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to myself my New Year's resolution is to just beat
any dog I see just go forth and just I don't think
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you could say that out loud I don't I don't think
that's appropriate let's not are we sure are we
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sure please let's not start the new year off with
violence and and abusing yeah you're going to have
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to cut that one I'm so sorry I don't know what
you're talking about I I don't know what I think
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that was cut I don't know what you're talking
about Buddy nobody said anything I mean the last
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thing I heard you say was you were talking about
beating some kind of meat I don't know what kind
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of meat you were planning on beating but Jesus
keep that thing in your pants you know stop the
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violence you know we've had too much violence and
let's we are not going to kick 2024 off with Shawn
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beating his meat it's not the message we're trying
to send at the beginning of this year the aliens
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did Joshua yeah so the aliens beat my meat for
me so it was fine but if if but listen Joshua I I
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brought that up because I want I want to know your
opinion do you think I was abducted by aliens like
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there there are written accounts that have the
same thing happened to them where they just have
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this loss of time and they just kind of attribute
it to just being abducted you know this is this is
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a bit of a woowoo uh opinion I've I have watched
a few other types of podcasts and and a few things
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but one does have the ability to slow down time
you can do that Sean what yeah how all of us have
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the ability to slow down time every single one of
us can can can do forms of meditation we can do
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different types of breathing we can slow down time
time does not control us we control time again
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this is woooo talk everybody but have you have you
ever felt like you were running late to work I've
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I've done this multiple times this is how I know
this works yeah today I I but you're going your
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process is all wrong you're you're panicking
you know you're doing exactly what you're not
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supposed to do when you get stuck in a rip cor
current or somebody's got you in choke hold and
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they're trying to you know put your lights out
or you know you're about to get hit by a car you
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know you've seen it in the Matrix there's ways
to slow down time you just have to believe that
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time goes slower you have to they hard I haven't
discovered that [ __ ] yet time's still going 100
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miles an hour for me buddy like it's not it's not
slowing down anytime soon I mean you're you know
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you're you're even you're you're breathing
different air up there you're tall you know
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maybe the air is thinner up there you're you're
mental state is a bit different than some of us
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who are closer to the ground saying I passed out
for a few seconds you possibly could have lack of
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oxygen this could have happened to you you're in
the clouds man you are up there I know you don't
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you know uh uh partake in the devil's lettuce I
know that's not your your your your choice but
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I but I do know you you do sometimes get a little
lost in the in the atmosphere that you you uh he's
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standing so what are you saying Joshua he's saying
I'm a Blonde here all right I'm airheaded I'm a
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bimbo I I think you just had a I think you had a
moment a senior moment and um you lost track of
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time and you should have slowed that [ __ ]
down man I do it all the time I would be late
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every day if I panic liked you I would be
choked out every second I getting a headlock
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from somebody like I would be done if I panic
like you you just got to slow down everybody's
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got to slow down sometime maybe that's what
we start the new off year maybe you just if
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you're somebody who panics you know you got
to get through the yellow light you got to
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freaking hurry up like you're just feeling in
a rush maybe try a different approach hit the
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break instead of the gas and and slow down a
little bit time we have the ability to slow
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down time time is just all relative you know
it's it's not not doesn't control us we have
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the ability to slow it down and and uh everybody
can do it you can do it too Sean so is that your
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New Year's resolution josua you want to slow down
oh excuse me just threw up in my mouth oh God the
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aliens really [ __ ] me give me that ingestion
oh my God is that your resolution Joshua your
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New Year's resolution to slow down and uh you
know I've already accomplished that I think
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I think that is an achievement that I like oh
so you're better than everybody yeah if I was
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in if I went to if that was a school of karate I
already got the belt you know I I already got that
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belt so then what are your New Year's resolutions
JRA if you know if that's not one of them like is
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your New Year's resolution to like just beat
off seven times a day like no I accomplish
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how many hard towels can you make I accomplish
that too like you're talking about old goals
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old resolutions man like those are teenage
goals you know but those those those aren't
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adult goals I'm thinking for for 2024 we
we play uh we play a little game and and
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perhaps we do ourselves a favor and set some
goals and if we have to move the goal post
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a little bit to accomplish these goals like
maybe you know if the scale isn't your friend
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when you first step on it maybe you just you
know calibrate a couple pounds on it already
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you know just just add five pounds to the
scale cheat the system baby yeah just just
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do do you know work on adjusting your your
levels of commitment to your resolutions you
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know but so wait Joshua do I'm asking do you have
any resolutions for yourself um currently I I I do
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not I I don't make resolutions because I I think
you what Joshua you don't make resolutions yeah I
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I don't I don't I don't think we should wait till
the beginning of the year to start start something
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you know that's that's not how I run my lifestyle
I I'm committed to every goal from the beginning
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of the year the middle of the year the end of the
year I don't I don't need a ball to drop somewhere
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and and a bunch of people to kiss you know and
somebody get hit over the head with a bottle and
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ruin the party you know to make this resolution no
I I I I'm not making a resol solution not going to
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do it I'm just going to set some goals and goals
uh uh and continue to uh to work on achieving them
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whether it happens this year next year uh we're
this is a goal doing this is has been a goal and
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uh I think we can we got we got we got a lot of
we got a things coming you know so I'm I'm not
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I'm not setting resolutions maybe we can hint at
those things later this episode Yesa I think we've
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already hinted a little bit um yeah what about I
mean do you not did did you say you had some or
0:19:38.000,0:19:43.040
did like I kind of missed that I had oh no joshu
I don't I don't have any of that [ __ ] buddy I'm
0:19:43.040,0:19:48.480
a I'm more of a if I want the gift I'm gonna go
get it now kind of person so like if I'm GNA do
0:19:48.480,0:19:53.240
this like I'm not setting goals for myself because
I feel like goals are just too easy to like break
0:19:53.240,0:19:57.400
so I'm just I'm just doing it I'm just going
out there like I'm if I'm gonna go lose weight
0:19:57.400,0:20:02.600
I'm gonna go lose weight like I'm not I'm not uh
setting a goal for myself to go lose x amount of
0:20:02.600,0:20:05.920
pounds I'm just going to go lose weight until I
don't want to lose weight anymore you know what
0:20:05.920,0:20:12.480
I mean do you do you think losing weight is a good
New Year's resolution like people do this like do
0:20:12.480,0:20:17.240
Depends it depends like if you're if you're not
in a healthy State then I would say yeah for sure
0:20:17.240,0:20:24.360
losing weight is is a sufficient goal like it's
yeah it's part of like do you want to see tomorrow
0:20:24.360,0:20:30.760
Joshua then you got to lose like 15 pounds buddy
like kind of but losing weight to me isn't a real
0:20:30.760,0:20:35.880
goal the goal like if I was going to put that
into perspective I would say it as I'm going to
0:20:35.880,0:20:42.840
eat better I'm gonna eat healthier I'm going to
to monitor my more than just eating better and
0:20:42.840,0:20:49.000
stuff it takes more than that to lose weight is
the issue you know yes eating is eating healthier
0:20:49.000,0:20:57.280
is a big part of that but it takes more than just
that you know so uh I don't know unfortunately my
0:20:57.280,0:21:03.800
background went weird so give me give me a give me
a uh give me a second here to that's pretty sexy
0:21:03.800,0:21:09.400
uh wiggle wiggle my my little my little mouse
over here yeah wiggle that's what he calls his
0:21:09.400,0:21:16.840
dick everybody he calls his dick his little mouse
H only I thought that was funny everybody what
0:21:16.840,0:21:25.800
the hey happy holidays everybody I hope you had
great Christmases uh Hanukkah K quanas I don't
0:21:25.800,0:21:31.960
know every other holiday but I hope it was great
for you um thank you guys for listening to us we
0:21:31.960,0:21:37.520
really appreciate it and we we really do um love
each and every one of you that listen and that
0:21:37.520,0:21:42.880
watch and send us comments and stuff like that
uh but I hope you had a great a great year and
0:21:42.880,0:21:52.760
I hope this new year uh brings you lots of cool
things um fun stuff and I don't know man I just
0:21:52.760,0:21:56.840
hope you guys have happiness that's all I care
about so thank you thank you again guys thank
0:21:56.840,0:22:01.760
you for listening thank you for watching uh seems
like Joshua has fixed his computer problem in the
0:22:01.760,0:22:07.240
background wonderful I did I'm sorry it's always
fun to watch Joshua get out of his chair sometimes
0:22:07.240,0:22:14.360
I wish that when he got out of his chair he would
just have completely nothing like whoa be amazing
0:22:14.360,0:22:18.840
or he would have the costume on as a surprise for
us because he is going to put that costume on one
0:22:18.840,0:22:23.000
of these Halloween I don't think knows what I'm
talking about if you haven't seen that episode go
0:22:23.000,0:22:29.200
watch that Halloween episode where he does not put
on the costume but tantalizes us with the costume
0:22:29.200,0:22:37.440
I I you know we could put out a poll do does do
people want to see the the costume that clearly
0:22:37.440,0:22:44.240
doesn't fit or should I wear the the onesie
jumper that my grandma knitted from scratch
0:22:44.240,0:22:56.560
um damn it those are two great options who wants
to see the knitted onesie um or the the Spirit
0:22:56.560,0:23:05.640
Halloween C costume that is very inappropriate
and shows all of my goods which Mia will have
0:23:05.640,0:23:13.400
to that that that one I want to see oh yeah we're
gonna zoom in enhance on that buddy no we are not
0:23:13.400,0:23:18.880
going to do that I don't think I can make her edit
that episode I think it'll kind of be like sexual
0:23:18.880,0:23:24.040
harassment you know like I'm pretty sure I'm gonna
have to edit that episode I know right we're going
0:23:24.040,0:23:31.440
to have to read over the the rules and regulations
of our the yeah we haven't even written that up
0:23:31.440,0:23:39.040
yet Jesus Jesus oh [ __ ] I like that idea do
josua you know we'll put up a poll and uh we'll
0:23:39.040,0:23:46.560
have people vote on it and umed onesie see what
people want are the star dude I want to see you
0:23:46.560,0:23:51.560
in that oh I want to see you in both both would be
awesome we can't have both but if we only get to
0:23:51.560,0:23:57.280
pick one then we'll we'll we'll make the people
vote I guess and I'll have to be okay with what
0:23:57.280,0:24:05.280
they vote for yeah you you can't you can't have
both um but yeah yeah so we we you know like we
0:24:05.280,0:24:10.960
talked about New Year's resolutions and everything
um I'm currently on vacation I mean should should
0:24:10.960,0:24:17.840
I should should I make a any kind of resolution
while on vacation should I should I what what you
0:24:17.840,0:24:22.800
know yeah I I think you have you can make while
you're on vacation travel should I should do you
0:24:22.800,0:24:28.880
should travel definitely you know yeah you should
do something special you should also do someone
0:24:28.880,0:24:36.480
special or just let stuff happen you know just
kind of go with the flow you know I want your
0:24:36.480,0:24:42.080
resolution to be my name is Joshua I identify
as Joshua and I'm just going to go with the
0:24:42.080,0:24:48.200
flow like a river I think that's what I want
your resolution to be I think what I'm going
0:24:48.200,0:24:55.360
to do is I think I'm G to travel I think I'm
G to step outside and and maybe travel I might
0:24:55.360,0:25:01.200
you know go a couple places you know maybe the
Grand Canyon maybe check that out Grand Canyon
0:25:01.200,0:25:06.880
um this time of year Well no I didn't I mean
this 2024 is long we're only in the second day
0:25:06.880,0:25:13.360
of of so I've heard that grand Canyon's really
cool um I I would like to check that out it's
0:25:13.360,0:25:19.800
pretty cool maybe a trip to Vegas maybe a trip to
Cancun Vegas um that would be fun Vegas would be
0:25:19.800,0:25:24.240
pretty cool yeah we're gonna we're GNA have to
see where it's going to we'll make this a year
0:25:24.240,0:25:31.960
of where's Waldo but the Joshua version where am
I going to end up am I going to end up you know
0:25:31.960,0:25:37.600
in a restaurant near you am I going to end
up in a porter potty you know ranking your
0:25:37.600,0:25:44.480
stench we could do we could do a little Joshua
the year of travel you know where am I at you
0:25:44.480,0:25:51.520
know where Where did Joshua end up this week um
I like that josua that means you a to take your
0:25:51.520,0:25:56.040
podcast mobile that's do a whole mobile setup
I can't wait for you to figure that [ __ ] out
0:25:56.040,0:26:03.040
I'm I'm already mobile right now baby these
these this chair moves [ __ ] I can move I
0:26:03.040,0:26:06.480
can move around in this thing I'm mobile right
now man where do you want me to go you want me
0:26:06.480,0:26:13.680
to slide back there Jesus I can get I can get
all over the place um yeah dude oh I like that
0:26:13.680,0:26:18.960
we add that in I do like that your mobile yeah
I can I like that it's a good resolution people
0:26:18.960,0:26:24.640
love traveling people love doing all that stuff
actually Joshua to be fair I have to tell you
0:26:24.640,0:26:31.320
something I have to admit this on camera
Joshua I don't like traveling all right I
0:26:31.320,0:26:39.960
hate it to be honest with you I I enjoy when
I get to my destination that is that is more
0:26:39.960,0:26:46.840
fun than I can imagine right I just hate the act
of traveling getting up early to catch a flight
0:26:46.840,0:26:52.040
[ __ ] sitting with a bunch of turds I don't
care about praying to God that none of them
0:26:52.040,0:26:57.600
have a death sentence while I'm on this [ __ ]
plane for the next four and a half hours like
0:26:58.840,0:27:05.920
I hate that I hate that [ __ ] getting the Ubers
checking into the hotels [ __ ] all that [ __ ] I
0:27:05.920,0:27:12.120
hate that [ __ ] I hate it so [ __ ] much but
when I'm there when I'm at the place that I'm
0:27:12.120,0:27:20.640
supposed to be at I uh I love it I love it and I
don't know if that's part of travel is hating the
0:27:20.640,0:27:27.600
traveling part or if that's not part of travel
Joshua like is am I just being a little [ __ ]
0:27:27.600,0:27:33.400
do I need to just take some zanis and just pass
the [ __ ] out I I don't mind traveling I like I
0:27:33.400,0:27:39.440
like to travel cuz we we usually travel light uh
me and my girlfriend we can get into one suitcase
0:27:39.440,0:27:45.480
I mean I'm not I'm not the guy bringing like you
both fit inside of a suitcase yeah we all of our
0:27:45.480,0:27:52.520
garments I'm a very simple traveler man I I'll
throw a couple pairs of Vans couple slacks few
0:27:52.520,0:28:02.640
t-shirts I don't I'm not D I'm not the uh the full
on Gucci belts you know Prada wearing I I keep it
0:28:02.640,0:28:09.600
simple man and so traveling maybe it's just easier
for me because my clothes are smaller than yours
0:28:09.600,0:28:19.880
um I wear a size 10 and a half my socks are don't
take as much as much space as yours you know like
0:28:19.880,0:28:25.040
you know traveling with you is probably like
traveling with a [ __ ] you know hippopotamus
0:28:25.040,0:28:31.400
you know you bring a whole lot of [ __ ] with you
you know covering your body is like [ __ ] you
0:28:31.400,0:28:39.480
need a you need an old uh KingSize comforter to to
cover your ass [ __ ] yeah how did you know about
0:28:39.480,0:28:44.120
my comforter that I bring with me I bring that
every day every time I travel your neck pillow
0:28:44.120,0:28:49.360
P I know you're the guy with the neck pillow
you're that guy choking on his tongue as you're
0:28:49.360,0:28:55.000
always wanted a neck pillow I never I never got
a neck pillow I can't fall asleep on planes bro
0:28:55.000,0:29:02.600
I'm telling you I get scared I have anxiety about
planes man [ __ ] metal tubes of death [ __ ] end
0:29:02.600,0:29:08.400
up on somebody's [ __ ] YouTube page or [ __ ]
Facebook page I don't want that [ __ ] yeah I
0:29:08.400,0:29:13.760
hate traveling you're that you you you are that
guy you were the guy with the head cocked back
0:29:13.760,0:29:18.240
you know like doesn't fit in his seat you know
I'm the I'm the guy next to you like looking
0:29:18.240,0:29:23.040
like a little [ __ ] Vienna sausage all sucked
in because you don't know how to stay in your
0:29:23.040,0:29:30.160
spot yeah that's you you that's that's why I know
you don't like to travel cuz you're just a big ass
0:29:30.160,0:29:35.600
inconvenience to the people that sit around you
that's why you don't like to travel [ __ ] roast
0:29:35.600,0:29:44.120
Me Harder bro Jesus got him [ __ ] cooked right
now I better stop I'm trying to be nice Jesus
0:29:44.120,0:29:56.120
I'm [ __ ] burning right now bro stop Jesus third
degrees it doesn't hurt it doesn't I'm okay Jesus
0:29:56.120,0:30:00.960
anyways Joshua I think you should travel I think
you'd be good at traveling for your this next year
0:30:00.960,0:30:05.680
that'd be pretty cool I mean I know you have a
[ __ ] ton of vacation so might as well use it
0:30:05.680,0:30:13.200
I'm on one now man I'm living on a high you know
I'm I'm I'm enjoying all this look at you good
0:30:13.200,0:30:21.880
I'm glad you are I wish I was on a vacation [ __ ]
ain't no vacations for me buddy only stepping on
0:30:21.880,0:30:29.080
dog [ __ ] and getting abducted by aliens [ __ ]
I'm telling you you can slow down time you can
0:30:29.080,0:30:33.800
do it you can you can slow down time just just
a couple deep breaths a little bit of a couple
0:30:33.800,0:30:39.760
techniques I'll teach you I'll teach you yeah yeah
you know uh yeah you [ __ ] better teach me just
0:30:39.760,0:30:45.120
like how I'm going to teach you to [ __ ] line
dance we'll [ __ ] see who's right about one yeah
0:30:45.120,0:30:52.320
that line dancing this is gonna be good yeah I I
I do really want to go that line dancing I do we
0:30:52.320,0:30:59.560
do I can teach you it's not like I told you it's
not [ __ ] hard buddy it's real [ __ ] easy oh
0:30:59.560,0:31:10.320
Joshua good times good times nothing nothing
nothing just good times man good times I'm just
0:31:10.320,0:31:14.360
here vibing with you there's nothing on this new
year I think I think we're having a little bit
0:31:14.360,0:31:21.360
of a hangover you know from the the New Year's
you know all this liquid you know all the liquid
0:31:21.360,0:31:27.800
buddy that's what it is yeah it's [ __ ] intense
and I [ __ ] hate it it's like I how do I explain
0:31:27.800,0:31:34.680
it it's like uh it's like being drunk twice uh
it's the way I would describe the The Hangover
0:31:34.680,0:31:45.960
that we have right now so it's fun yeah I could I
uh I would agree with you I would agree Jesus oh
0:31:45.960,0:31:58.400
[ __ ] Jos I think someone's at my door right
now hang on all right yeah I I I need to go
0:31:58.400,0:32:02.800
use a restroom too anyways perfect timing
perfect timing I'm going to use a restroom
0:32:02.800,0:32:07.240
I'll be back everybody Sean's going to
go you know play with himself we know
0:32:07.240,0:32:11.480
Sean does I'm GNA go answer that door
or it might just be the the UPS guy but
0:32:11.480,0:32:15.120
I'll go check it out anyway Mia go ahead and
just [ __ ] cut this part all right I'll be
0:32:15.120,0:32:23.360
back hello Joshua we are back I see you put on a
jacket did you go outside was it cold yeah I don't
0:32:23.360,0:32:27.640
know how it happened but all of a sudden there
was rain inside my house oh makes sense freaking
0:32:27.640,0:32:33.680
uh the fire alarm went off or something or I I
don't know but I feel wet I had to put a jacket on
0:32:33.680,0:32:39.160
you do look wet I mean that look a little glossy
you look a little glossy buddy pretty cute pretty
0:32:39.160,0:32:47.520
cute feel glossy uh I don't remember where we left
off Joshua all the only thing I remember was um we
0:32:47.520,0:32:52.960
or I had to get the door and uh you went pee and
that was it that was the last thing I remembered
0:32:52.960,0:32:59.200
I completely blacked out um and I do have a report
when I went PE didn't burn this time so I'm glad
0:32:59.200,0:33:07.120
to say that uh after the party I went to I did not
up with an STD I'm still clear that's great that's
0:33:07.120,0:33:12.240
great buddy that's great I've been told when
it burns it's not always a good thing when you
0:33:12.240,0:33:19.760
pee so I'm happy to report I'm in clean better he
everybody oh that's awesome thank you for watching
0:33:19.760,0:33:29.240
yo Joshua I realized something um do you have a
fortune I you know I did not I U I think it was
0:33:29.240,0:33:34.600
the last episode I threw the for you did you did
throw them yes I I do remember that yeah I do I
0:33:34.600,0:33:39.840
have two little dogs and when I looked back all
the fortunes were gone and they had diarrhea so
0:33:39.840,0:33:46.200
I'm assuming they ate all the cookies that I laid
on the floor I'm sorry little dogs I promise I'll
0:33:46.200,0:33:52.960
make it up with some real doggy treats but yeah
diarrhea that is a lot of diara for little dogs
0:33:52.960,0:33:58.320
I I will admit dogs can [ __ ] like crazy I know
we get on this topic a lot Joshua we get on the
0:33:58.320,0:34:08.960
topic of [ __ ] A lot of the time but am I wrong
here dogs [ __ ] a lot a lot of [ __ ] bro they
0:34:08.960,0:34:14.200
do poop a lot they do but you know it's part of
why we love them right like babies don't babies
0:34:14.200,0:34:21.120
poop a lot too we change diapers we do all that
like you love a baby just as much if not more so
0:34:21.120,0:34:31.160
uh keep [ __ ] you know keep [ __ ] keep keep the
poof give me a reason to live oh those reasons to
0:34:31.160,0:34:39.040
live buddy love those reasons to live Beautiful
Joshua enough said I guess so this this probably
0:34:39.040,0:34:45.440
won't have a a fortune in it um and nor will
it have any fun finds sorry everybody looking
0:34:45.440,0:34:54.560
forward to those fun finds um I realized something
also Joshua uh in the making of this episode this
0:34:54.560,0:35:02.320
this one's probably going to be a pain in the end
yes to fix uh because you're baked into the audio
0:35:02.320,0:35:14.160
Yeah know well that's fine I mean we have a great
Ed Ed cup Joshua your cup kind of looks like my
0:35:14.160,0:35:22.760
cup how did we end up with the same cup what the
[ __ ] interesting magic but yeah we do have a
0:35:22.760,0:35:28.040
great editor Mia thank you Mia Mia thank you so
much for editing this I don't I don't know how
0:35:28.040,0:35:35.760
you're GNA Do It um people should know we gave
her a bonus for Christmas she Mia got a Bonus
0:35:35.760,0:35:42.120
um based off of all the donations we got so if
you did donate thank you we got donations donate
0:35:42.120,0:35:49.240
guess what she didn't get anything who gave us
donations where'd that money come from bro so if
0:35:49.240,0:35:54.920
you care about it I I gave meia an envelope based
off of the donations we got so if you were one of
0:35:54.920,0:36:01.920
those people that donated she thankful to you
as we are but if you didn't give anything you
0:36:01.920,0:36:09.040
didn't help me out so about her next time you
watch the the program because uh she's got to
0:36:09.040,0:36:18.240
feed her kids too Mia doesn't have kids bro is
that what she told you she told me that well
0:36:18.240,0:36:26.720
then buddy uh she just uh she took some of your
money and ran hate to let you know that but uh
0:36:27.320,0:36:36.800
o well you know either way she got a Christmas
card for me that guy gave here you go a scratcher
0:36:36.800,0:36:42.440
uh basically what I'm saying is the episode might
be out of sync so I'm sorry we we tried our best
0:36:42.440,0:36:49.840
here um considering that uh you know uh Joshua and
I have the same drink here uh and things might be
0:36:49.840,0:37:03.240
a little weird looking um just we're sorry we're
sorry you know sorry for the delay [Laughter] g a
0:37:03.240,0:37:07.720
bit of this awkward back and for because there's
a little bit of movie Magic happening everybody
0:37:07.720,0:37:14.360
oh yeah if you do not know about movie Magic
I'm not I'm not behind the scenes again we have
0:37:14.360,0:37:19.760
editors for that this is this is a high value
production high value this this we're getting
0:37:19.760,0:37:26.760
serious you know we're competing with Hollywood
we're competing with these big name pictures um
0:37:26.760,0:37:32.720
um yeah yeah we're this is we're going in that
direction everybody in 2024 this is going to be
0:37:32.720,0:37:38.720
the year of more year of more let's do it Joshua
I mean I think people already know the illusion
0:37:38.720,0:37:43.160
is already broken Joshua I mean do you do you just
want to you want to you want to switch cups with
0:37:43.160,0:37:49.440
me buddy let's go ahead let's let's go ahead and
switch cups here take take that cup take that one
0:37:49.440,0:37:56.680
and I'll take this I'll take I'll take there we go
there got grab that one nice nice um cheers buddy
0:37:56.680,0:38:05.040
cheers it's funny how it's the same cup quite
literally the same cup am I drink I'm you can
0:38:05.040,0:38:09.800
take you can take that straw buddy give me that
give me give me that one I'm grab that one right
0:38:09.800,0:38:16.400
there I don't know man
someone had to set this [ __ ]
0:38:16.400,0:38:27.200
up listen everybody Joshua and I are coming
coming to you live from the from the Studio
0:38:27.200,0:38:36.080
here all the way up in Seattle there he is double
the Joshua double the fun hello hello everybody
0:38:36.080,0:38:41.680
so if the audio is a little out of sync and
[ __ ] it's because Joshua's hardwired to my
0:38:41.680,0:38:47.280
audio right now and so who knows maybe it'll be
the best sounding 30 minutes of your entire [ __ ]
0:38:47.280,0:38:54.280
lives I doubt it but it might be you never know
so turn the bass up put that phone on your lap
0:38:54.280,0:39:00.280
and and have a smile to it you know exactly let it
touch you so Josh that was only 5 minutes into the
0:39:00.280,0:39:04.760
episode we already killed the illusion how do
you feel about that I'm I'm totally fired with
0:39:04.760,0:39:10.640
it because being in Washington everybody it's
a beautiful state up here it's a little rainy
0:39:10.640,0:39:19.080
it's a little cold so yeah I didn't put this on
because it was raining or the uh noink it weren't
0:39:19.080,0:39:26.040
in your house no no no that did not happen I'm up
here in Washington it isn't as cold as I thought
0:39:26.040,0:39:32.800
it was going to be but it's a beautiful state we
went uh took a trip down to downtown Edmond went
0:39:32.800,0:39:37.880
down to Edmond yeah Ed beautiful down there
if any of you are from California listening
0:39:37.880,0:39:43.840
to this it's similar to Carmel By the Sea with a
bunch of little shops if you've been to downtown
0:39:43.840,0:39:51.080
Santa Cruz same kind of vibe it's beautiful here
um but I I highly recommend it coming up here for
0:39:51.080,0:39:54.600
a little bit and if you got family friends up
here or you just want to take a vacation to a
0:39:54.600,0:40:00.680
beautiful place it is it's it's wonderful come
take a trip up here snow on the mountains the
0:40:00.680,0:40:07.800
flight in here is great uh we did it during the
day so we got to see the city flying in but yeah
0:40:07.800,0:40:13.640
I I highly recommend it it's been a great time
so far Sean has been a wonderful host obviously
0:40:13.640,0:40:22.320
let's go the camera with all of us every uh
every Tuesday you but yeah I I'm enjoying my
0:40:22.320,0:40:28.720
time we still have quite a few more days left up
here and we're going to to see a few more places
0:40:28.720,0:40:37.720
along the way but I can't say enough about it
so spoiler alerts everybody um you'll see this
0:40:37.720,0:40:45.360
episode on Tuesday happy New Year everybody uh
officially happy New Year everybody um the plan
0:40:45.360,0:40:52.480
is to make another supplement Supple Supple a
Supple episode Joshua a Supple episode Another
0:40:52.480,0:40:58.160
supplemental episode uh and we'll talk about we'll
talk about got it out I got it out everybody we'll
0:40:58.160,0:41:03.040
talk about uh Joshua's trip here we'll [ __ ] put
some pictures of places we went to and [ __ ] like
0:41:03.040,0:41:09.600
that um probably not going to do eggnog but who
knows the night is still young uh we may I don't
0:41:09.600,0:41:15.080
know if it comes out in the supplemental it comes
out uh but just a heads up on that one and then
0:41:15.080,0:41:24.680
in the uh I think [ __ ] the eth was that the
next one after this one I don't know Josh was
0:41:24.680,0:41:29.880
on vacation for a while so we're taking a little
uh a little episode Hiatus so we pre-recorded
0:41:29.880,0:41:37.160
one for you guys um as in like two weeks three
weeks ahead of time so you'll enjoy that one uh
0:41:37.160,0:41:44.520
and you know we're going to take a take a little
hi Hiatus and uh speak properly that's that's the
0:41:44.520,0:41:51.360
plan cannot I'm already [ __ ] drunk bro you shut
up all right Sean you you just talk way too much
0:41:51.360,0:41:56.240
oh I want to talk about something Joshua I want
to talk about something we have 20 minutes here
0:41:57.600,0:42:08.400
I want to talk about cafes Joshua so you're up
here this morning we went to a cafe let me start
0:42:08.400,0:42:18.120
off by saying cafes they're all right all right
I have nothing against them except except a few
0:42:18.120,0:42:26.160
things here here number one all right number
one tipping all right tipping for me in a cafe
0:42:28.360,0:42:34.400
is a little weird now I know there's this whole
uh tipping movement as you want to call it um
0:42:34.400,0:42:40.040
where everything should be tipped upon I
disagree right I think there's a level of
0:42:40.040,0:42:46.040
service that needs to be provided in order for me
to tip you all right now if you're going to take
0:42:46.040,0:42:50.480
my order great that's your [ __ ] job you need
to take the order because you need to make the
0:42:50.480,0:42:59.640
money next if you're going to make the food cool
I appreciate that but again still not a level of
0:42:59.640,0:43:07.520
service my level of service starts at you need
to sit me at a table you need to bring me some
0:43:07.520,0:43:16.080
water you need to wait on me right there's a
difference between me tipping you 5% because
0:43:16.080,0:43:23.720
all you did was take my order and make the food
and had me sit myself serve myself than there is
0:43:23.720,0:43:29.760
with being waited on you know I'm I'm going to
tip the waiter 30% all right I'm not going to
0:43:29.760,0:43:38.840
tip you more than 5% because you didn't do [ __ ]
all right second thing Joshua second thing bigger
0:43:38.840,0:43:52.240
thing if you're at a cafe and it's open seating
right get the [ __ ] out when you're done eating
0:43:52.240,0:43:59.880
this irks me to no end case in point today we
go to a cafe right it's one of the nice classy
0:43:59.880,0:44:06.240
cafes where open seating so you order your meal
and then you go take your seed and you eat your
0:44:06.240,0:44:13.120
meal and you leave right that's the idea people
do not understand that there were people sitting
0:44:13.120,0:44:18.840
before they ordered there are people sitting
way after they had their food while there's a
0:44:18.840,0:44:25.360
line of people out the door wanting to sit down
and eat like have some common decency have some
0:44:25.360,0:44:33.680
common courage and [ __ ] move out of the way
for people it's not okay to be sitting there
0:44:33.680,0:44:38.680
just [ __ ] [ __ ] chatting it up when you
have literally 15 to 20 people waiting for
0:44:38.680,0:44:45.280
you to get up so that they can sit down and have
a [ __ ] meal all right those are my two biggest
0:44:45.280,0:44:55.000
gripes with cafes Joshua like for God's sake
I don't know I don't know just I'm off my I'm
0:44:55.000,0:44:59.400
off my soap box sorry everybody sorry it's
the whiskey it's really getting me right
0:44:59.400,0:45:08.200
now like I'm just listening at this point I'm
soaking it all in I'm being an audience at this
0:45:08.200,0:45:12.320
point everybody if you you see me sitting here
and it's not saying anything it's just because
0:45:12.320,0:45:18.960
I'm respectful of Sean's opinion and I'm
respectful of his time on the mic so what
0:45:18.960,0:45:25.880
you I just I just say quiet sometimes everybody I
sometimes I just like to sit back and get sponge
0:45:26.400,0:45:34.400
like this thinger just soak in the information
and the vibe that sea is sending you through the
0:45:34.400,0:45:41.520
radio waves you know this this is the position
I'm gonna take right now but I'm also gonna have
0:45:41.520,0:45:46.000
something to say back as everybody knows like
we're all entitled to opinion right we're all
0:45:46.000,0:45:51.440
entitled and I I can't remember what Sean just
talked like half the stuff he just said right
0:45:51.440,0:45:58.600
now but I will lead with this there's a whole lot
of matters movements going on right now whole lot
0:45:58.600,0:46:07.960
of matters mov going on I'm going to go with all
tips matter that's gonna be my 2024 t-shirt all
0:46:07.960,0:46:15.720
tips matter okay I think tips do matter I think
they do make a difference and you should you
0:46:15.720,0:46:24.120
should tip the waitress accordingly if if it's
poor service do they deserv a tip not really
0:46:24.120,0:46:31.040
I mean they they they kind of don't but they
sort of do because you know they're probably
0:46:31.040,0:46:37.160
getting paid minimum wage you know they're not
they're they're probably just making it I mean
0:46:37.160,0:46:41.080
how many waitress do any of you guys know that are
just balling they're driving a Mercedes they're
0:46:41.080,0:46:46.200
driving to por they sitting in the front seat of
a Ferrari there's not too many waitresses doing
0:46:46.200,0:46:53.560
that or Hostess or what have you uh dishwashers
so I think tipping every time I'm tipping every
0:46:53.560,0:46:59.800
time I I don't care I'm tipping every single time
if I find a short and curly in my and and my food
0:46:59.800,0:47:04.640
tastes terrible do I blame that on the hostess
they're not trying my food they're not inspecting
0:47:04.640,0:47:10.880
it for pebes you know they're not they're not
looking through my food for stuff I find that
0:47:10.880,0:47:18.200
that's not the way that's not the hostess that's
not the wi SP um so I'm tipping every time but
0:47:18.200,0:47:26.200
I do agree with Sean when it comes to restaurant
etiquette I think everybody especially in small C
0:47:26.200,0:47:30.240
when when there is not a whole lot of seedings I'm
not talking about a Cheesecake Factory where they
0:47:30.240,0:47:37.200
can sit over 200 people I'm not talking about
a big giant uh Big Brother Big Box environment
0:47:37.200,0:47:43.600
I'm talking about the small Mom and Pops and if
there's a limited amount of seating yes I agree
0:47:43.600,0:47:49.440
with Sean be mindful be respectful of the people
standing around holding their numbers don't be
0:47:49.440,0:47:54.480
side eying the four people holding their numbers
waiting for your ass to get up off of your seat
0:47:54.480,0:48:01.080
when you're sipping on your cold ass coffee when
it's meant to be drank hot like it's cold already
0:48:01.080,0:48:06.320
you didn't order it to be cold coffee you sat
there too long you know you've you've let that
0:48:06.320,0:48:13.640
ass Fester on that seat for way too long so get
up be mindful of your surroundings be mindful
0:48:13.640,0:48:17.320
of the people they're not side eying you because
they don't they have something against you it's
0:48:17.320,0:48:26.280
just you've been there too long way way way way
way too long um so I do I do agree with you on
0:48:26.280,0:48:33.240
that one Sean but I do think you should tip every
time especially the food's really good like today
0:48:33.240,0:48:37.760
we went to uh what's that place called let's give
him a shout out that place is really good I know
0:48:37.760,0:48:43.160
hang on I'm not giving no shout outs here Josh no
shout outs no shout outs to them listen the food
0:48:43.160,0:48:51.600
was mediocre it was mediocre at best I got more
than pancakes all right it was mediocre at best
0:48:51.600,0:48:56.000
all right and I'm not saying don't tip anybody
like that's not what I'm saying I'm saying I need
0:48:56.000,0:49:01.960
to be provided a service I'm entitled all right
I'm an entitled [ __ ] I'm not saying don't tip
0:49:01.960,0:49:09.160
I'm saying it needs to be service it has to be
a service otherwise there's no [ __ ] point no
0:49:09.160,0:49:15.520
[ __ ] point all right I'm leaving a tip I've
had some bad service man and that's what I'm
0:49:15.520,0:49:21.000
saying like I'm just say there was no service
provided Joshua I'll come over this side of
0:49:21.000,0:49:31.840
the table and I'll kick your ass boy well there
will be no ass kicking but uh the I don't know
0:49:31.840,0:49:36.400
what service was provided Joshua explain that to
me do you tell me what the [ __ ] they provided
0:49:36.400,0:49:46.840
us out it's because it was [ __ ] annoying
bro it was so [ __ ] annoying like and H and
0:49:46.840,0:49:49.680
I think it's just the the people get me more
annoyed than anything else because it's like
0:49:49.680,0:49:54.760
dude have some [ __ ] common courtesy but
not doing it not tipping you not tipping
0:49:54.760,0:50:01.640
you for not giving me anything all you did was
make food technically your job yeah I mean I I
0:50:01.640,0:50:08.960
do agree with the people but I I don't always
agree with uh the The Tipping or the service
0:50:08.960,0:50:13.520
that the I mean the the girl at the counter was
super nice she was she was nothing against her
0:50:13.520,0:50:20.880
at all she was super nice um the the Lady
or the young gal who bringed the food out
0:50:20.880,0:50:31.720
was really nice so does that deserve a 15%
a 20% a 30% tick no that's that's that's
0:50:31.720,0:50:40.080
your decision it's your pocketbook it is
your expense to you know figure out you
0:50:40.080,0:50:47.880
know I had a good time it it was good food
I mean it rained yeah you're setting on the
0:50:47.880,0:50:51.000
rain for a little while I think that's
what got me more is the fact that it
0:50:51.000,0:50:57.360
was [ __ ] raining like and you're still just
eating your [ __ ] food and doing that [ __ ]
0:50:57.360,0:51:03.120
didn't say but he was kind enough to let
us on oh yeah I'm gonna be I'm gonna be
0:51:03.120,0:51:10.400
a good host I'm gonna let you sit down
my ass was wet my ass was soaking wet
0:51:10.400,0:51:14.280
so you ain't getting no tips your food
was mediocre and I'm not shouting you
0:51:14.280,0:51:19.840
out you don't even remember the Nam so it doesn't
0:51:19.840,0:51:30.080
matter oh [ __ ] that's [ __ ] awesome it's
but overall I've I've really been enjoying
0:51:30.080,0:51:35.560
my time we got up at 3:00 a.m. to to get
out here to Washington and thought it's
0:51:35.560,0:51:46.160
good you know it was a long day I I I have
thus far enjoy enjo here out Washington I
0:51:46.160,0:51:55.600
think everybody should visit up here that's
good take take a peek that's good buddy I'm
0:51:55.600,0:52:00.440
glad I'm glad that we can give you this I know
the Trip's not over yet but you know I'm glad
0:52:00.440,0:52:04.840
you're enjoying it and you know we're trying
to be the Best Host as we can you know it's uh
0:52:04.840,0:52:09.880
it's difficult especially on the weekends
weekends are [ __ ] crazy up here and for
0:52:09.880,0:52:14.440
whatever reason it's like I don't know it's
just even more hectic there's just a lot of
0:52:14.440,0:52:22.160
people everywhere so we'll see how it goes people
don't know but we also stopped at DAV Busters oh
0:52:22.160,0:52:27.600
yeah DAV Busters was a good one uh haven't
I mean you haven't been there in a in a long
0:52:27.600,0:52:40.720
time how was that that $50 pencil you 50 no that
wasn't me no I did not redeem no $50 pencil man
0:52:40.720,0:52:45.880
I still have a bunch of my coins all right they
didn't get me okay they tried they tried to get
0:52:45.880,0:52:51.720
me but they ain't got me now we're good how many
people have been to d buers i I started going to
0:52:51.720,0:52:56.760
D like in the world yeah well I mean I me have
subscribers I wonder how many of people have
0:52:56.760,0:53:01.280
actually been to DAV Busters I started going to
DAV Busters when I lived in San Diego that was my
0:53:01.280,0:53:06.760
first DAV Busters experience and back then it
was it was awesome I mean I was an adult then
0:53:06.760,0:53:13.680
I was over 21 you know I think I lived down there
when I was around you know my mid 20s or whatever
0:53:13.680,0:53:20.520
it was and I had I had had a great time as a uh
you know as a youngster doing that I enjoyed D
0:53:20.520,0:53:26.360
Buster still to this day I think it's a it's
good but I I don't know about the system the
0:53:26.360,0:53:30.720
as far as the reward system like you know the
money that you're putting on those cards that
0:53:30.720,0:53:35.760
they give you everybody know you know what talking
about those cards that give you load them up I put
0:53:35.760,0:53:46.240
around $60 on my card I only put 40 goddamn 60
yeah big spender look at [Music] you that's good
0:53:46.240,0:53:52.560
so do I we can go back whenever you want buddy
I'll go back right now let's [ __ ] go after
0:53:52.560,0:54:00.800
this yeah [ __ ] it D Busters [Laughter] know
shots from D Busters experience dude let's go
0:54:00.800,0:54:03.920
hey their drinks were actually pretty cheap case
and pointy everybody if you're going to go to dve
0:54:03.920,0:54:08.280
Busters their drinks are pretty inexpensive um
I think we got three drinks and it was only like
0:54:08.280,0:54:15.120
30 bucks I got a double so if that says anything
like pretty pretty inexpensive I can I can agree
0:54:15.120,0:54:20.080
Sean the drink was pretty tasty yeah you got
something pretty good you got like a smash
0:54:20.080,0:54:28.080
or something like a Smasher pass or [ __ ] me oh
there you go blueberry smash Prett but the games
0:54:28.080,0:54:33.240
well that's fun so if you're an adult you like
to hang out at video games you like to check out
0:54:33.240,0:54:38.760
check out DAV Busters no this is not a DAV Buster
shout out but if you're looking for a fun time to
0:54:38.760,0:54:44.360
maybe take a date that's not awkwardly silent and
just kind you guys do some stuff together yeah
0:54:44.360,0:54:53.440
sexual nothing like holding that gun in your hand
as you're sitting with your woman yeah check out
0:54:53.440,0:54:58.360
DAV Busters you know don't go to the movie for
first time date go to D Busters you can break
0:54:58.360,0:55:05.040
the eyes a little little ski ball or little
playing basketball you can have you can let's
0:55:05.040,0:55:14.440
go let's do that Joshua you'll go on a
date with me buddy no I'm not going on
0:55:14.440,0:55:21.000
a date with you we already went on a date it
doesn't matter the people have to know 2024
0:55:21.000,0:55:27.920
is the year of no Tes that's what you say now
you're all [ __ ] drunk now and in my house
0:55:27.920,0:55:36.600
boy I'm edit I'm editing that out nobody knows
where you are if I do not come back from this trip
0:55:36.600,0:55:43.120
you know this over here I don't know what you're
talking about y Joshua we're gonna have a website
0:55:43.120,0:55:48.280
coming out soon um there is something I want to
get people prepared for on that one because I want
0:55:48.280,0:55:53.080
to Hype it up because it's going to be pretty
[ __ ] cool uh we're going to be doing merch
0:55:53.080,0:55:56.600
eventually right and one of the first things that
we're going to be getting out there is going to
0:55:56.600,0:56:04.760
be a really cool uh sticker pack uh that we have
custom made for everything um it's going to be our
0:56:04.760,0:56:09.360
logo it's going to be a really cool 3D design
uh and then it's going to be like a New Year's
0:56:09.360,0:56:16.600
themed uh logo um so we're gonna have not only
stickers everybody but we're also going to have
0:56:16.600,0:56:23.160
some beautiful sweatshirts that Joshua will show
off right now look at this look at this beauty
0:56:23.160,0:56:29.360
that's right a sorry for the lay sweater that
we're going to be putting out there so we're going
0:56:29.360,0:56:34.280
to do limited runs um Joshua and I after this
episode are going to be talking about it talking
0:56:34.280,0:56:38.040
about how much we're going to be doing and what
they're going to be going for but look out for the
0:56:38.040,0:56:45.320
next episode uh not the next one but probably when
we're all back home and figured out that'll be the
0:56:45.320,0:56:48.520
episode we announce everything that's going to be
where we can send you all the links and stuff like
0:56:48.520,0:56:54.560
that um and if this doesn't make it out of the air
uh for whatever reason editing and something like
0:56:54.560,0:57:02.920
that um we'll figure it out look for a post
or something but it's coming out Joshua what
0:57:02.920,0:57:08.880
guess we dropping the merch everybody we're we're
going look out for the sorry for delay merch we
0:57:08.880,0:57:14.160
got embroidery we got stickers we got a whole lot
of you know this this doesn't have anything on it
0:57:14.160,0:57:20.800
we got we got engraving we got screen printing we
got anything that you can imagine you got you got
0:57:20.800,0:57:27.400
something you want to put the logo on you can send
it to us we'll drop a logo on it we have we have
0:57:27.400,0:57:35.560
Outlets we have resources we're going to set up
some little links in the drops but uh yeah we got
0:57:35.560,0:57:41.960
we got a lot of things coming yes sir joshuan I
think for the sake of the audio being all [ __ ]
0:57:41.960,0:57:47.520
up right now uh let's go ahead and just end this
[ __ ] buddy let's [ __ ] sync this bad boy the
0:57:47.520,0:57:56.120
first in-person uh podcast uh has gone exactly
how I expected uh with half of it being decent
0:57:56.120,0:58:01.880
and the other half probably being a [ __ ] show
uh so if you've made it this far it this video
0:58:01.880,0:58:08.880
got the approval by me and Mia uh thank you for
watching thank you for listening merch coming out
0:58:08.880,0:58:16.360
so [ __ ] soon I can't wait look at how beautiful
that sweater looks oh my Lord oh God damn it so
0:58:16.360,0:58:22.840
please guys when we get that all up show us some
love you know that's all I ask show us some love
0:58:22.840,0:58:31.640
get a sticker set buy a sweat you know let's get
this [ __ ] going 2024 the year of more baby big
0:58:31.640,0:58:39.240
America Joshua anything left to say before your
mic dies on you hey I just I just want to say I
0:58:39.240,0:58:43.960
appreciate everybody as I always end it can't
send enough love to your friends and family
0:58:43.960,0:58:49.600
let's start the new year off right and uh let's
much love to everybody appreciate everyone of you
0:58:49.600,0:58:56.280
who watches and is a part of this love love love
thank all of you appreciate you let's go guys hey
0:58:56.280,0:59:19.840
[Music] peace
