This week, Sean & Joshua slide into December with double-fisted Costco cocktails, plum soap seltzer & a fresh batch of tiny rants about bows, ornaments & cursed Christmas lights (the neck vein is doing numbers.). They argue over fixing Christmas music, trade childhood holiday memories, spin up AI Song Of The Week “Holly In Our Glasses” that Sean wrote himself & close with naughty fortunes, lucky numbers & a cat haiku, all that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week Sean & Joshua try sobriety for a change, stumble into the economics of unclaimed mail, and relive the Amazon Incident with porch piracy dramatics. They trade strange-but-true Christmas stats, debate what actually counts as a Christmas movie, and crown their personal winners (feelings were hurt). Fun Finds hit the desk, a mid-episode fortune drops, and the lucky numbers roll right on time (seasonal magic, minimal chaos). Enjoy the show!