This week, Joshua upgrades his phone, tours a possible new house & celebrates 100 hours in Destiny 2, while Sean fights the Seattle heat with a 10.5% dark cherry cider and the confidence of a man launching a raccoon rescue movement (Jimothy has entered witness protection.). Then it’s Summerween hypotheticals, ghost-story crabs, homemade cryptids, suspicious trivia & Baby Clementine finally getting dressed. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua chooses sobriety by way of an horchata quad-shot latte, while Sean brings Seattle Cider and a canoe fantasy that immediately turns into drone romance panic (normal lake behavior.). Then it’s Funko onion layers, SummerWeen merch, effort vs expectations, SummerCon collector math, Destiny’s final-state heartbreak & one house-sized frog with cowboy potential. Enjoy the show!