This week, Sean & Joshua kick off a nine-week blind box saga, confess a couple of life-altering cop stories, & debut a new way to pull fortunes with fresh lucky numbers (chaos contained.). All that & more! Enjoy the show! (workout optional.)

This week the boys hit a milestone and immediately start acting like a seasoned sitcom couple: Sean & Joshua toast to Episode 10, debate whether love can (or should) be measured in gifts, and tell the story of a surprise car that went hilariously sideways. They revisit last episode’s FMK poll (apparently 5 out of 10 people would, uh… choose the deer) and talk about when they stopped believing in Santa—right before Santa himself vanishes from Joshua’s background. Two fortunes drop, lucky numbers return, and the Fun/Value Finds go full holiday nerd. (Yes, I’m still here and yes, I’m judging the no-number cookies.) Enjoy the show!