This week, Joshua celebrates birthday season with smoked blackberry whiskey, while Sean turns a Seattle trip into rooftop drinks, a 20% apple-wine experiment & a sushi dinner emotional enough to require three separate cries (the flounder found the unlock code). Then it’s zodiac compatibility, rapid-fire friendship questions, suspiciously valuable Funkos & six overpowered creatures entering the newly formed Dark Energy Theater. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua drinks water like a responsible adult, then immediately tests the Taco Bell diarrhea challenge, while Sean cracks open Strawberry Rhubarb cider and unveils a full Summerween snack lab (food safety left the group chat early.). Then it’s galvanized tortilla pipes, trampoline trauma, childhood wish lists & one deeply unsettling mystery baby these two somehow decide to co-parent. Enjoy the show!