This week, Joshua trades his usual whiskey for sake in a skull shot glass, while Sean investigates a raisin-heavy Cabernet & recruits him for a blindfolded virtual pumpkin-carving challenge (the pumpkin has already requested hazard pay). Then it’s the disturbingly detailed life cycle of candy corn bats, Halloween trickery versus outright bad behavior, monster-filled music, horror Funko unboxings & an uninvited puppet announcing that Big Frank has gone missing. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua brings back smoked whiskey with the unmistakable aroma of Grandpa’s burning cedar rocking chair, while Sean battles a cold, a sneeze-induced back injury & a 10.5% mango cider. Then it’s Joshua’s year-old pumpkin slowly becoming one with the porch, midnight corn-maze survival plans, hand-drawn monsters meeting unfortunate endings, haunted tourist traps & another round of horror Funko unboxings (the pumpkin is now more patio than produce). Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua retreats to blackberry whiskey after his computer takes two years of files hostage, while Sean officially opens spooky season with blackberry lime cider & the first batch of hand-drawn Sorry for the Scare artwork (Joshua’s Candy Monster is currently awaiting museum placement.) Then it’s undefeated football optimism, Halloween candy inflation, a 25-round sugar showdown & Annabelle kicking off the horror Funko unboxings. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua becomes a proud father of three Happy Dads & learns the brutally literal meaning of a touchless car wash, while Sean discovers Destiny 2 isn’t dead after all and responds with actual tears (Bungie apparently found his emotional support button.) Then it’s Halloween movie rankings, real-life pumpkin royalty, an unopened horror Funko haul waiting for October & enough monster rubber ducks to officially qualify as a second collection problem. Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean actually does his haunted cocktail homework while Joshua cleans out the back of his fridge, opens two DC blind boxes & somehow pulls the exact hot dog Sean begged him not to find (the universe has developed a very specific sense of humor.) Then it’s haunted September, viral Halloween decorations, a suspiciously valuable pile of identical Funkos & the glorious end of Sean’s increasingly expensive hunt for the elusive hippie van. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua turns candied apple, raspberries & whiskey into an officially sanctioned fall drink while Sean develops a deeply committed relationship with squishy stress toys. "the gumdrop one raised several anatomical concerns." Then it’s AI extinction anxiety, the launch of "Sorry For The Scare", another failed hunt for the elusive hippie van & a haunted choose-your-own-cocktail adventure that somehow ends with Sean accepting homework. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua returns from Washington DC with nearly 70 miles of walking, 800 photos he barely shows anyone & enough museum mileage to qualify as a historical artifact himself, while Sean celebrates 150 episodes with a fall cocktail and an increasingly serious Lightning McQueen blind-box problem (the hippie van remains at large.). Then it’s airplane pet peeves, haunted DC legends, Destiny 2 completionism, eight Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks & the official launch of Sorry For The Scare. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua double-fists Sunset Sarsaparilla and whiskey, while Sean cracks open a clearance Mai Tai before the two accidentally wander into a surprisingly real conversation about bad leadership, respect & who you are once the work badge comes off. Then it’s another six-mile adventure, pineapple vampire rings that absolutely refuse to cooperate, October arriving with technical difficulties, chunky food debates, Disney trivia & one very lucky Lightning McQueen blind-box pull. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua turns dragon fruit seltzer into another berry experiment, while Sean mistakes cranberry for Caribbean and discovers BeatBox has absolutely no interest in subtlety (11.1% apparently counts as a personality.). Then it’s Costco on the moon, a full-blown argument over when summer actually dies, a pirate farewell anthem & a Steven Spielberg alien conspiracy that somehow makes more sense the longer they explain it. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua brings smoked three-berry whiskey, a casino trip & a hilltop hike, while Sean cracks open a strawberry-pineapple vodka seltzer before investigating whether certain bathroom legends have quietly gone extinct (breakfast buffets are apparently keeping the rumor alive.). Then it’s childhood nostalgia, disappointing remakes, rapid-fire hypotheticals & three suspiciously valuable Killer Klowns Funkos proving Joshua’s Target habit may actually have a business plan. Enjoy the show!