This week, Sean & Joshua kick off a nine-week blind box saga, confess a couple of life-altering cop stories, & debut a new way to pull fortunes with fresh lucky numbers (chaos contained.). All that & more! Enjoy the show! (workout optional.)

This week, Sean & Joshua toast to Valentine’s Day with “Josh” wine, question zodiac compatibility, and put a bizarre Guinness challenge to the listeners. We learn why Cadbury made chocolate boxes a thing, why X means a kiss, and how to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew (three chaotic ways). There’s an “Am I The A**hole?” wedding dilemma, a Jupiter date-night tip, and a Funko face-off. All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, the boys are finally back in their studios and diving into Joshua’s Seattle trip, complete with airports at dawn, rainy cafe limbo, and a very opinionated avocado matcha boba. We tour MoPOP’s horror hall, lose our minds over Laika’s tiny sets, and chase a double New Year’s before the Space Needle disappears into smoke (the drone show stays winning). There is an anchovy-and-pineapple pizza decision, a Funko HQ spree, and a gift for our favorite editor, Mia (she has nothing in her cup). All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua recaps a Christmas party that had great vibes, questionable “coffee,” & one very lucky gift swap, we argue about tipping etiquette, line dancing bravery, & why some folks absolutely need a PSA about soap, Sean nabs a Funko steal while Joshua scores a LEGO grail, & we wrap with a fortune that hits just right (dreams first.). All that & more! Enjoy the show!