This week, Joshua becomes a proud father of three Happy Dads & learns the brutally literal meaning of a touchless car wash, while Sean discovers Destiny 2 isn’t dead after all and responds with actual tears (Bungie apparently found his emotional support button.) Then it’s Halloween movie rankings, real-life pumpkin royalty, an unopened horror Funko haul waiting for October & enough monster rubber ducks to officially qualify as a second collection problem. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua returns from Washington DC with nearly 70 miles of walking, 800 photos he barely shows anyone & enough museum mileage to qualify as a historical artifact himself, while Sean celebrates 150 episodes with a fall cocktail and an increasingly serious Lightning McQueen blind-box problem (the hippie van remains at large.). Then it’s airplane pet peeves, haunted DC legends, Destiny 2 completionism, eight Dungeon Crawler Carl audiobooks & the official launch of Sorry For The Scare. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua upgrades his phone, tours a possible new house & celebrates 100 hours in Destiny 2, while Sean fights the Seattle heat with a 10.5% dark cherry cider and the confidence of a man launching a raccoon rescue movement (Jimothy has entered witness protection.). Then it’s Summerween hypotheticals, ghost-story crabs, homemade cryptids, suspicious trivia & Baby Clementine finally getting dressed. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua chooses sobriety by way of an horchata quad-shot latte, while Sean brings Seattle Cider and a canoe fantasy that immediately turns into drone romance panic (normal lake behavior.). Then it’s Funko onion layers, SummerWeen merch, effort vs expectations, SummerCon collector math, Destiny’s final-state heartbreak & one house-sized frog with cowboy potential. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua runs on golf sun, Knob Creek & a gas light that apparently doubles as a personality test, while Sean brings local cider and enough summer snack science to qualify as chemical nostalgia. Then it’s FIFA bandwagoning, movie distractions, Destiny 2 addiction & a Lightning McQueen Funko covered in suspicious mud (please do not ask follow-up questions.) Enjoy the show!

This week, the boys record in the morning, which apparently means Joshua is on straight whiskey while Sean opens a 32 oz local cider like breakfast needed a side quest (the clock gave up immediately.). Then it’s alien time math, Earth free-falling in Sean’s dreams, AI wives, robot dogs & Joshua officially becoming a Destiny 2 Titan. The future is weird, and Sean packed lightly. Enjoy the show!

This week, Joshua is being held upright by espresso & vibes, while Sean turns Capri Sun cocktails into a science experiment nobody asked for (fruit punch barely survived peer review.). Then it’s Destiny clan recruiting, troll management, World Cup traffic dread, expensive LEGO math & one very specific plan to become a Funko after death. Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean shows up on day-off bourbon, Joshua swaps whiskey smoke for sparkling white peach, and somehow golf plans, BMX memories & Destiny heartbreak all end up in the same emotional loot crate (Bungie really made it personal.). Then it’s regifted snow globes, sleeping-bag animals, banana slug confusion & enough Vegas fun finds to make the table file a complaint. Enjoy the show!