This week, Sean & Joshua battle tech gremlins, raise a glass to May the 4th & Cinco de Mayo, then launch Calendar Chronicles to see how badly Sean flunks May trivia (rough). Star Wars jokes, zodiac chaos, teacher shoutouts, Bryce Canyon wipeouts, a Cosmopolitan demo, auto loan questions for ChatGPT & the first fortune cookie all pile in, all that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua debut What’s In Your Cup, trade inventory-day trauma & build the fanciest vodka-Red Bull on the internet (yes, with calories.). They run through National Honesty Day, decide how real you should get about boogers & bad breath, then slide into adopt-a-shelter-pet feels, oatmeal-cookie cravings & tie-dye vacation plans. Boba talk turns into apocalypse prep, Costco shorts, survival manuals, concert-etiquette rage & a tiny Frankenstein unboxing before one last toxic cookie fortune, all that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua hit their Dirty 30 milestone with German Beer Day, workout chaos & a rant about why America can't keep a bathroom clean (sorry in advance). They run through Movie Theater Day releases, weigh couch time vs expensive popcorn buckets & debate which films actually deserve a full-price ticket (kids' movies in a packed theater get zero votes). Holidays spiral into picnic slander, National Lovers Day, National Take A Chance Day & a whole tangent on Free Solo, eclipses, doomsday predictions & why going outside might actually kill you (according to Sean). The boys drop details on Joshua's Utah Easter egg, unbox a Ghostbusters Funko soda & a Universal Monsters Van Helsing figure, crack open a toxic fortune cookie, pull lucky numbers & dream up future treasure hunts, all that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua celebrate odd holidays, debate unicorns, and price out how much a legal name change is worth. Joshua returns with a week-long road trip tale featuring BLM camping, 35-mph tent slap, and a national parks sprint (Zion crowd report included.). There’s a Universal Monsters unboxing, an on-mic fortune, and a mysterious Easter egg hidden somewhere in the wild (bring boots.). All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua try to podcast through brain fog, wrangle seven very questionable “holidays,” and land in a full-tilt debate over DIY pride versus hiring a pro (feelings were had.). Ferrets get legal, horses get parked outside the bar, and nature gets roasted from the comfort of a couch (appropriate.). Both boys actually bring Fun Finds, then crack a fortune & spin fresh lucky numbers. All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua unbox The Mummy, run through the strangest world records ever broken, and debate the life choices of a man who literally ate a plane (don’t try that at home.). Holidays get weird, fortunes get personal, and somehow Ted Nougat makes an appearance. All that & more! Enjoy the show!

This week, Sean & Joshua kick off a nine-week blind box saga, confess a couple of life-altering cop stories, & debut a new way to pull fortunes with fresh lucky numbers (chaos contained.). All that & more! Enjoy the show! (workout optional.)